P. Diddy & The Loneliness Plague | The Tim Dillon Show #386
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim. Dillon show. Our our good friend Sean P. Diddy Combs in hot water in a little bit. of trouble with the government. Um. feds search. P. Diddy's mansions in uh Miami on Star. Island. and uh here in Beverly Hills. Um because of allegations of sex. trafficking. and I think.
uh rape and drugs and. assault, sexual assault, and. more rape and. yeah, rape of his uh uh. the the sexual assault the men, his male. uh bodyguards he's goosing, and he's got the singer Cassie, he's did. a bunch of [ __ ] to her.
And he's just raping out there in Miami. and the raping in Beverly Hills. And then he's got a jet where he's. raping. And he's touching people where they. shouldn't be touched. He's flying them. in, he's trafficking them in from one. place to another place so they can get. raped. This is the allegations. He's rude. He's rude to people. That's. also. in there. He's like not a good boss.
The last thing you need is to be raped. by an [ __ ]. You know what I mean? Like you want you. want a considerate guy. If you're sex. trafficked to P. Diddy's mansion, you. want someone to at least, you know, you know, shake your hand. How are you. doing? Do you feel like this position is. you think you're working out here?
Do you think you have a future here? How. do you feel about where you are? You know, you know, he was a real. hard-ass during the quarterly review. with a lot of these people. From what I hear, he was abusive, uh. angry, nasty, impatient. Cannot stand. But P. Diddy uh they. they're saying now, we believe that. there's a disturbing history of sex. trafficking. Said the Miami-based.
officer who spoke under the condition of. anonymity. We're responding to concrete, detailed, explicit allegations. This is not. random. We didn't choose his name out of. a hat. This is a cop talking, by the. way. He's like, just so that you know, we. didn't choose his name out of a hat. The cop's like, listen, here's the way. it works. Most of these people are sex.
trafficking. W- Every now and then we're allowed to. investigate one or two of them. You see? It's not random. We know that most. people are sex trafficking people at. that level of income. Most people are. doing things like that. But every now. and then the dam breaks on one of them. and it's just too big to ignore. It was. Epstein, now somehow it's Diddy. Uh but we didn't pick his name out of a. hat. Now, what would have been great is. if he said, now we could have picked his.
name out of a hat, and then that person. most likely would have had sex slaves as. well. Because that's just kind of the way a. lot of this seems to be working. We don't know. We became aware of certain allegations. during the course of civil suits against. Mr. Combs, said the officer. You have to. understand that we didn't just decide on. a whim to search his homes. This isn't a witch hunt. They're trying. to make other rich people feel better, by the way. This is like the cop like.
these statements are like make P. Diddy's neighbors kind of relax a little. bit. They're like, WE GOT NO QUARREL. with you. All right? Don't worry about. it. We're not randomly going. into everybody's house. Where are the. sex slaves? GET THAT BLANKET UP. YOU. KNOW, WE'RE NOT doing that. We got to have detailed allegations and. permission from someone to go in and do. this. It is interesting. Diddy's been.
doing [ __ ] like this forever. He's like secretly a bisexual closeted. dude. He likes. getting with the dudes as well. Nothing wrong with that, but you can't. rape them, Sean. He's into the sex trafficking as well. And he's been into it for a while and. everybody kind of knew it and apparently. for whatever reason now, I love his attorney. He goes, in a.
statement, his attorney uh some guy named Dyer. decried the Department of Homeland. Security raids as quote, a gross overuse. of military-level force as search. warrants were executed at Mr. Combs'. residences. Here we go. The DHS operative said those. who had been interviewed for the. investigation have been through have. been thorough and detailed. That's a. funny thing about victims. They may be. reluctant to speak at first, but once.
they start talking, they talk. They talk. a lot. We're getting a lot of. cooperation from a lot of people who. want to see him brought to justice. Diddy was stopped from boarding a. private jet out of the US, call my. friends at Titan Aviation, on Monday and. is believed to have remained in Florida. since. He was trying to get out. Diddy was trying to get out. He's facing. a full revolt. All of the people he sex trafficked are.
are turning on him now. He's he's he's facing a. it's like his own little January 6th. He is basically done. He's finished. This guy's involved in some very bad. stuff. He was very instrumental in a lot of. people's careers, Usher, Bieber. Who knows what he's done to people. Who.
knows what he's responsible for. Who knows the abuses. I get the feeling. that a lot of people. in Hollywood get abused. And and and it's kind of a part of their. personality. When you meet some of these. people out here, they have the. personality of somebody who's been. horrifically abused. I don't know if. that's true or not. I just know that occasionally I'll meet. somebody and if someone said to me, you.
know, in their past. uh they were horrifically abused by. someone, I wouldn't be like, no, what? I. go, yeah, I get they they're some of. them they kind of look off. They look. off in the d- you know, they're not. fully with you. They're not fully with you, they're. somewhere else. And maybe that's just they're. distracted, but maybe, you know, it's. like they were. uh put in like a room or something. I. don't know. Unless some of them were in. a cage. Do you think Bieber.
has been. uh I don't know. He's a legend and I. don't disparage the man at all. I wonder. if he had to deal with any of that. because. this is a town that is famous. for young children being. um. molested. Let's watch this video everybody's uh. talking about here at uh P. Diddy and. Justin Bieber. Justin, he's in You ever seen the movie.
48 Hours? Right now, he's having 48. hours with Diddy, him and his boy. Um. They're having the times of their lives. Like like like you know, where we. hanging out and what we doing. Um. we we can't really disclose, but um it's definitely a 15-year-old's. dream. He's a good guy, this guy. You know, I. I have been given custody of him. You. know, he signed the Usher. take custody of a young singer. I had legal guardianship of Usher when.
when you know, Well, that's nice. He did his first. album. I did Usher's first album. I. don't really I don't have legal. guardianship of him, but for the next 48. hours, Right. he's with me. So, You own him for the next 48 hours, but. you don't legally. have him. full crazy. a good guy? This is a good guy because. most people when they're managing these. young children don't uh you know, have. legal guardianship over them. But I. think it's a I mean, that seems like a. good idea. But maybe nothing Listen, I'm not trying. to. open up that can of worms. I'm saying.
that's, you know, people are out there saying that. That that I don't know. That. uh. that Diddy's a was a strange guy. You know, I I'm I'm I'm I withhold. judgment on it. until more facts come to light. Right now right now it all it looks to. me is like Diddy sex trafficked a bunch. of people to his houses in Miami and and.
Beverly Hills, which I. again, I I can't get that angry at. Just because. you know, I don't even know what that. means. What does that even mean? Uh no, I'm I'm dead serious now. He's What does sex trafficking mean? And I would say this if I. if I was representing him in court. I'd. go, what is sex tra- I almost want to. call this hotline and ask them what it. is because people ask me go what is it?
Are they kidnapped? Are they underage? Do they not know what's going on? They. get on the plane. Is Diddy threatening them? He's telling. them they can't leave. He's kidnap Is it. kidnapping? Is it What is he do? Can. this guy not get legal. I mean, not legal [ __ ] I guess, but. you know what I mean? Like like a [ __ ]. Can you get a [ __ ]. Aren't there enough [ __ ] who want to. do this? This is my question with all. these people doing the sex trafficking.
All these guys doing the sex trafficking. uh. Haven't we in this country. done enough to promote. [ __ ] Aren't there enough [ __ ] in. this country. for everyone? Why do we need to sex. traffic? I MEAN, I'M GENUINELY CURIOUS. EVERYWHERE I LOOK, THERE are [ __ ]. everywhere. People are putting things in. their ass on OnlyFans to make $6. They're They will COME OVER AND [ __ ] YOU.
IN A MANSION IN MIAMI. YOU CAN'T GET A. DON'T we have enough above board [ __ ]. in this country so that you can stop sex. trafficking? And by the way, it's. expensive sex trafficking. All these. people are on planes all the time. It's. not cheap. I've been trying to get a. flight out of LA for 2 days. You can't. Very difficult cuz of [ __ ] spring. break and whatever else and Easter. But. in a country where we do nothing but. encourage everyone to be a [ __ ].
This is what we encourage in every way, by the way. Not only sexually, but in. every way, we encourage you to spread. your cheeks in this country for a. dollar. Anything. OF, IG, put your [ __ ] on the. street. Old school. Whatever. Marry for. money. I'm all for it. We preach. the gospel of [ __ ] in this country. And.
we somehow don't have enough of them to. go to Diddy's house in Miami. He's got. to traffic them in. He's got to hold. them against their will. Aren't there. enough And I obviously I'm against sex. trafficking. We're against it for those. of you who. are dumb. We're against it. We're clearly against. anyone being abused or anyone who's. underage. My simple question is this and. it's always been my question when I hear. about these things. With Epstein, it's. different cuz he had a predilection for.
underage. victims, women. With old Diddy thing, if that's the. case, that's the case. I don't know if. it's case or not. It might be. But my whole thing is like. I am shocked. that in a country where OnlyFans is a. major part of our economy. it is a major pillar of our economy. I. mean, there is literally the son of an. OnlyFans model admits he films his.
mother's porn. A son of an OF model just came out and. says, I film mommy's porn. It's a part of our economy now. Okay? Right here. Son of OnlyFans model admits he films. content for her. This is a part of the economy. While. most teenage sons can't be bothered up. unloading the dish washer for their. mothers, this one goes above and beyond.
Andressa Urach is a successful OnlyFans. content creator and boasts over 3. million followers on Instagram. The. former Miss Bumbum model hails from. Brazil. Do you see what I mean about the. [ __ ] under every rock? THERE'S A [ __ ]. IN HERE. There's a [ __ ] IN THE CUP. WE. PUT THE MIRROR IN. THE FORMER Miss Bumbum I mean, is this. What is this country full of Jacqueline. Kennedys and Virgin Marys? You can't get. pee.
The former Miss Bumbum model hails from. Brazil. Prior to her OnlyFans career, she was a successful dancer. Probably. not in the Nutcracker. While many creators might hire someone. to film their content, Andressa. decided to keep the business within the. family and her son shoots things for. her. During an Instagram Q&A last. summer, her son Arthur, who was 18 at. the time, was asked, "Arthur, are you. the one who films your mother's. OnlyFans?" He replied, "Yep. I'm really.
badass with the pictures, right?". For many people, the idea of shooting. such content for our parents would be. well unimaginable. But Arthur appeared. unfazed. But while he doesn't seem to be. bothered, others were, religious groups. in particular. Yeah. So, I mean. this is what. we got going on. We got kids shooting. OnlyFans content for their mother, Miss. Bumbum. And.
supposed. supposedly. there's not enough Miss Bumbums. to go over to the house. It's like R Kelly. Pee on an adult. Pee. on an adult. Pee on a consenting adult. It still probably gets you off. Maybe. not as much. Pee on a Can that be the. moral message of America? Can we just. settle on that? Can we I don't want to. be Cotton Mather, the old Protestant.
preacher. I'm not trying to be a crazy lunatic. here. I'm not trying. but. if we're constantly in the throws of. where we're hearing all the time about. this Christian revival we're having, can. we just settle on this very nice moral. message? Pee on a consenting adult. Can we do that? Can we do that? It It confuses me. It. confuses me.
It confuses me that that all of these. people that get busted for these things, but it's but it's not about sex, they. say. Tim, it's about power. It's about power. It's not about sex. It's not about. people just coming. It's about power. It's about threats and locking people up. and taking away their freedom and. you know, making sure it's about. control, right? This is what it is.
Three other women have filed lawsuits in. the Southern District of New York. alleging that Combs sexually assaulted. them. Two said they were teenagers at. the time. Combs has denied each of these. allegations, calling them sickening. So, listen to this. A former employee. who worked for Combs. uh also filed a lawsuit in February. alleging that Combs sexually harassed, drugged, and threatened him for more. than a year. In his suit, Rodney "Lil Rod" Jones, producer, also alleged he had video and. audio evidence of Combs, his staff.
members, and others engaging in serious. illicit activity. activity. They're taking him down. He's going. down, P. Diddy. Sad. Part of my. childhood. Part of my childhood. I saw Taylor Swift the other day at. Nobu. This is true. I walked in. I had a. couple of guys who'd opened for me on. the road. And one of them I said some celebrities. go here sometimes at Nobu Malibu. And. one of them was real, you know, kind of.
like. But this is like a guy who's from like. North Dakota or something. You know what. I mean? It's a place where people grow. up eating Pop-Tarts and stuff. And so, he doesn't know what sushi is or. you know, he's doesn't understand. anything. So, we we take him in and he. goes um He goes "Oh, yeah, celebrities. here." You know who ends up showing up? Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Leonardo. DiCaprio, and Robert De Niro. I was like. These are some of the biggest. celebrities in the world. Taylor Swift. is the biggest celebrity in the world.
She gets on a table. I swear to god, she stands up on a table. in Nobu Malibu. And. I'm not lying to you. And I don't want. people. because this was She literally said, "This is between us." She made everyone. put their phones down. She gets on a. table. Do you want to hear what she does? She starts heiling Hitler on a table. going, "I love Hitler.". And See, this is what I mean. This is. why she's so she's so she's going I love.
Hitler. And then everyone in the. restaurant, people are going, "We love. him, too." Because no one can tell this. woman otherwise. She is so powerful. She is so rich that. nobody can tell her anything other than. that. She did it as a gag. She did it as. a goof to just get up there and say, "I. love Hitler." And then everyone starts. heiling Hitler as well. The Japanese. guys doing the sushi, these chubby. little girls who are taking photos. trying to get get They're all doing it. Everybody's heiling Hitler. You know, and I just think it's I don't. think someone should have all that.
power. That's my question. Does Taylor Swift have too much. power? I think so. LEGO asks social police. department to stop using toy heads on. mugshots. LEGO doesn't like this. LEGO doesn't like this. What's happening. is the uh. the Murrieta Police Department hides the. identities of suspects by editing LEGO. heads onto their faces in accordance. with the new law.
Show us. Yeah, this is So, this is one um here's. another example of what they've done. Yeah, so peo- I guess this is because. people. they don't want to show you who the. people are. Yeah, they protect them for. anonymity. Yeah. Isn't there a company. that wouldn't mind it? There's got to be. a company that wants the press. It's not. like cuz LEGO's doing well. You need to find a company that needs a. [ __ ] boost.
Put a Quiznos sub over their faces. They'll love it. Quiznos has has been. destroyed. They have like nothing left. You got to find a company that's. Yeah, see here. This is. See, LEGO's not going to cuz now now. people are getting the image that let. let the LEGO people are just criminals. They're they're looking at. People are like, "Oh, these LEGO people. were are. people that drive drunk.". And they don't want this, but you got to.
find a company. that doesn't mind. You got to find a. company. to see, you know, try a peanut butter. cup head. Try something else. Try something where people don't mind. You know? A little Monster Energy can. There's got to be a company that doesn't. mind. LEGO is too big. LEGO is way too big. They don't need the. free advertising. This is a free advertising essentially.
But there are companies that don't care. What about uh Dylan Mulvaney from Bud. Light? Remember that fun that fiasco? Make Dylan Mulvaney Give everyone a. Dylan Mulvaney head. You know, I don't know. I don't know what to do here except find. a company that needs the press. Find someone who needs the press. Find a [ __ ] creator that that one of. these LA creators that doesn't care and.
they've had their souls surgically. removed and all they care about is. getting more followers and likes and. engagement. Use Hey, I like David. Dobrik. Use David Dobrik's head on every. criminal. The Maricopa Police Department put David. Dobrik His career has kind of slid a. little. and it's really not even his fault. You know, cuz of that other thing that. the other guy did. Use David Dobrik's head.
so people will go, "Who's that?" You go, "Oh, it's David Dobrik." That starts a. fun conversation. Go, "Wait, well, who. is that guy?" You go, "He's big on the. internet. He was even bigger, but his. friend did a thing and. he kind of took the heat for it. You got to use somebody. We should do that. By the way, we should. just reserve it for whoever got busted. for sex trafficking last. Like it should. be Diddy's head on all the criminals and.
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sense. Drag show for Palestine canceled. in Arizona. I find myself again. against all odds talking about Arizona. I try not to and yet it comes. it comes for me. There was apparently a. drag show for Palestine. that was planned in Arizona and it was. canceled. Um the drag queen Daddy Satan. has said that this incident inspired.
them to plan an even larger event. Listen to me right now, folks. If a drag queen in Arizona named Daddy. Satan. cannot have a drag show to support. solidarity with the Palestinians, what. are we even doing? What did we fight. World War II for? Everybody You ever see the movie Saving. Private Ryan? When they were storming the beaches of.
Normandy? You know why they were doing it? Someone. should have told them. Someone should. have whispered in their ear. Do you know. why you guys are doing this? Because one day. there'll be a drag queen named Daddy. Satan. who lives in Arizona. and they will want to do a. uh. solidarity with Palestine march. Um "We're all very bummed about it, but. appreciate the outpouring of love and. support from the community," said Daddy. Satan.
So many people put a lot of work into. this. By the way, DADDY SATAN, I HAVE to call you out a. little bit there. Wait a minute. Hold. on. How many people. Daddy Satan, I think you're overstating. it a little bit. He goes, "So many. people put a lot of work into this." And. it just goes to show how much support is. behind Palestine. I've always said. um. I've always said that uh.
it was a failing, you know, Israel's. whole contention here. When this whole thing started, they were. like, "You can't even be gay in. Palestine.". Okay. But you can't really be anything in. Palestine, right? It's not like a nice. place to live. So Israel's like, "You can't be gay in. Palestine. So what we have to do to help. the gay Palestinians is kind of kill all. of them.". And so it was an interesting logical. jump, but I get it. I understand that.
Because it it's better, I guess, you. know, if you can't be. uh gay in Palestine, why even be alive? So now they really can't be gay. They. might have been quietly gay. Now they're. just quiet. Now the point is here and I I'm not. taking sides in the whole thing. I do. feel it. The UN's now called for a. ceasefire. I've had quite enough of all. of it. I've had quite enough of all of it. The.
drag queen clarified on Saturday that. the event was canceled because the other. drag queens in the venue were facing. bullying and getting caught in the. crossfires of hate. That's just a great name for everything, the crossfires of hate. Daddy Satan's new book, The Crossfires. of Hate. Daddy Satan, I'm calling it right now, will be a. congressman soon or congresswoman. And Daddy Satan will write a book called. The Crossfires of Hate.
Let's take a look at Daddy Satan. Does. Daddy Satan have like is uh. fun. Looking right here, yeah. Let's see if we can GET DADDY SATAN. YEAH. That's right. Look at the names here. So all of these people uh were supposed. to do this event and it was Christian. Caliente, Jake and the Box, Marlene Marvelous, Piss Understood.
I like Piss Understood. Alexander Strike. and Deshawn A Rose. And this was going to be at uh the. Palabras Bilingual Bookstore. 906. West Roosevelt Street, Phoenix, Arizona. and it was hosted by the great Daddy. Satan, the drag queen for Palestine. What's fun about all of this stuff is um. you know, community really is where you.
find it. You know? It's just where you find it, folks. We have this whole thing in America now. where we're talking about loneliness, and this is what I wanted to address. this and talk about this. because the the the ruling class every. now and then likes to kind of. they really like to take the spotlight. off themselves. God bless them. They like to kind of. step out of the spotlight every now and. then, the ruling class. God love them.
And what they're doing now, if you've. noticed this, they are this new thing is being pushed. I'm telling you and you're going to. you're going to you're going to. understand it immediately. Uh the new uh billionaire and I think. it's for a while they tried. Now, if you remember, like we we we. always look at Bloomberg and the Wall. Street Journal and in Insider, all these. where they push this kind of like junk. science. They see it's like an open mic. for bill- They try to see like what can.
uh what sticks. They throw things out. They're like, "You don't need a. kitchen." Remember that article? They're. like, "You don't People don't need. kitchen. They don't need dining rooms. Americans are happy with smaller. houses." And then they do the whole. thing where it's like, "Nobody really. wants to retire. People like working. till they die.". The new thing now that they're um. workshopping, they're workshopping this. They're they're doing this This is USA.
Today, another offender. "Americans are. lonely and it's killing them.". "How the US can combat this new. epidemic." So, the the. the ruling class now is pushing this. narrative. You are dying because you're. lonely. It's not the food. It's not the shitty. health care. It's not the jobs. It's not. the unaffordability of everything. It's. because you're sad. You're sad. You have your friends.
That's what the billionaire class is now. pushing. They're pushing this idea. that the biggest epidemic in America is. not opioids. It's loneliness. That's what's killing. everybody. It's because they're lonely. Uh we've done the studies. We figured it. out. Nothing more to see here. It has. nothing to do with us. NOTHING TO DO WITH US. IT IS LONELINESS. You have your friends. You have friends and they all hang out. with you. So, what they're trying to do,
and it's just it's all quite brilliant, by the way. It has spread like wildfire, all of. these articles. The loneliness is the. plague. It is the plague. People are lonely. Loneliness only gets. worse. These are the articles, too. Loneliness. only gets worse as you age. Ignore. loneliness. Listen, we all know friends are great, communities are great, social.
engagements are wonderful. We know that technology has made the. world. uh. more lonely and more isolating. Okay? But whenever I see a coordinated attempt. to push a narrative, um I always have to question why. Okay, so let's just just here, go back to that. next page. Loneliness is an epidemic levels. Okay?
Health and Human Services, Our Epidemic. of Loneliness. NPR, America Has a. Loneliness Epidemic. All of these places. are saying you are lonely and that is. your. issue. That is why. uh you are. uh miserable. Now, we've said on the show many, many. times that. the decline of social activities is a. thing, the great book Bowling Alone,
which I've referenced several times. They're not necessarily all wrong here. But to say that it's the only issue and. it's the. uh the only prevalent concern in. people's lives is that they are lonely. and that is what is killing them. It. takes a lot of pressure off any of these. companies that don't have to change. anything they're doing. You know what. makes you less lonely? Affording a home. in a community of other people.
THAT MIGHT MAKE you less lonely. YEAH. YEAH. BUT THEY DON'T REALLY ADDRESS THAT. They. don't say. the lack of affordability is killing. America. They don't say that. They say. it's loneliness. They don't say drugs coming in from the. southern border like fentanyl are. killing them. They go, "It's lonely. You're alone. You're alone and you're. dying.". So, what are you supposed to even do? By.
the way, what are you supposed to do? What would you do? What would be the. What would be the What would be the. response to that? If you're if you're. lonely, make a friend. Also, read a book. You can work on. yourself. You can learn things. There are a lot of things you can do. when you're alone that can significantly. and substantially better your life. And there's a lot of groups of people.
that are groups of losers that will only. destroy your life. The people that write these articles. would rather you in one of those, by the. way. It's loneliness. That's the biggest. problem. You think if you went through the. projects and you talk to people and you. go, "What do you think the big issues. are here?" You think you'd get. loneliness? I'm asking. You go, "What do you THINK THE BIG ISSUE. IS?". IN FACT, IN MANY OF THE areas where you. have lots of problems in America, people. seem to be hanging out quite often.
You know? Diddy wasn't lonely. He had lots of. people around. Is loneliness the reason. for Sean P. Diddy Combs' problems? Was. it all loneliness? When you are lonely, there are lots of things you can do. You. can work on your mental, physical. health. You can get degrees. You can. read books. I'm not saying that you can't You should. make friends. You should participate in. the community. You should be trying to. maybe get into a relationship if that's. something that you want. But this idea.
that we can offload all of the problems. in America on simply loneliness, that's it. There's nothing else to. blame. There's nobody else to blame and. we can't do anything other than tell you. that you're lonely. People that are. lonely know that they're lonely. How about making [ __ ] [ __ ] cheaper? Schools cheaper. They can meet people in. school I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO. You could. do that. Make school cheaper and then. lonely people could go to school and. [ __ ] take a archaeology class or.
something. I don't know. That might. help. You might meet somebody fun in the. archaeology class. You know? One in three Americans feels lonely. Let's read this one. psychiatry.org. One in three Americans feels lonely. every week. So, this is another thing, by the way. This is the way Here's what. we're going to do. I could take Can I. call it? Can I call it right now? Can I. call it right now? We're creating a new disease of to which. will be medicated. I'm telling you right.
now. Listen to heed what I am saying. This is. like when they try to claim everyone's. autistic. Now, it's not true. Everyone's. not autistic. Some people are, but not every I hear. all that I got to dinner with people and. they go, "Well, you know, everyone is. autistic now. It's the toxins in the. wood. It's the toxins in the wood. It's. actually There's actually chemicals in. the chair and now everybody's autistic. and no one can even blink." You go, "Oh,
is that it?". I don't think so. There are autistic people, but they're. not all over the place. They're not. falling out of the cupboard. They're. just, you know, people make it sound. like when you walk through. you know, I don't know so. department store, you're just tripping. over people that are. severely autis- That's not true. Yes, there is more autism now, but not. everyone unless they're expanding the. autism definition to include literally. anyone. Literally anyone.
If you take more than a second to order. a meal and you're looking at a. restaurant menu, that's now considered. autis- What I'm saying is loneliness is. coming. as a treatable malady. I'm telling you. This is why they do they do this stuff. Cuz what they're saying to people is you. are. This is killing you. Notice the words. You are being killed by lonely. They're. not telling you, "Hey, loneliness is. part of the human condition. Everybody. in their life is going to occasionally.
feel loneliness at sometimes or others. Some people are going to be more lonely. than others. Some people have lots of friends around. them and they're still lonely. What they. are saying is that loneliness is this. epidemic that is killing you, and if. something is an epidemic that is killing. you, ching ching, here comes Pfizer, here. comes Merck, here comes Novartis, here. comes all of these different companies. They are going to they're going to queue. up a drug that I guess makes you feel.
not lonely when you're alone. There will This is a It'll be some drug, you know, and it'll be called, you know, "Frenzum.". Frenzum. Have you tried Frenzum? Well, Frenzum actually simulates the kind of. feelings that you have when you're. having exchanges with people, although. you can be alone in your townhouse. Try Frenzum. I'm telling you, I it. usually I I should use it because I've.
talked about this issue on the show. before. and I don't disagree that the erosion of. America's social fabric has contributed. to a lot of problems. I would be stupid. to disagree with that, okay? Um. I don't think that people writing these. articles really care about that. I think they're trying to. make loneliness into a disease that can. be medicated. This is my guess.
I could be wrong. When Americans feel lonely, they. reported easing these feelings. through many different mean And by the. way, they will start linking this to. Look, look, 50% find a distraction like. TV, podcasts, or social media. So, you. know the next thing here. YOU'RE. LISTENING TO THAT PODCAST CUZ YOU'RE. LONELY. That's why you're like And some. of that, sure, but it's going to be. like, "Well, they embrace these. conspiracy theories because they're. lonely. They question the government.
because they're lonely.". And you're going to go, "Oh, wait a. minute. So, if I question anything at. all, it's cuz you're lonely. So, you. don't have any Why are we giving to the. Ukraine? You don't have any friends.". I don't understand why 8-year-olds. should medically change their gender. You're a lonely [ __ ]. That's why you spend all day thinking. about this. You don't have any friends. Oh, I guess so. You need to go to a. therapist and you need to get on our new. drug now. It's all about figuring out.
ways to stigmatize and marginalize. anyone that questions anything, by the. way. Anyone that questions anything is. immediately stigmatized and marginalized. in some way and then we need to put. everybody on a drug and we need to. Everybody needs to subscribe to the. program and if you're not subscribed to. the program, you're an antisocial. person. We cut off the social media. We. get you out of here. You're bothering. us. You're bothering us. Ask a question but so this is what I. mean about the whole lonely thing. I've. It's coming on strong now, isn't it? The.
loneliness. It's every article. is love You're lonely. We've gotten everyone in this country on. meds for depression, for anxiety. Everybody. Young people are taking so many SSRIs. Nobody's dick works anymore. There's We. are Everybody's on ADD. Everybody's on. meds for everything. Now we're just, you know, including. anything that might be and I'm not.
saying that there are There are a lot of. people that need medication and should. take it. A thousand percent. My mother. was one of them. There are depressed. people people with anxiety, people that. need medication. There are also people. that are making themselves sick. Our culture makes them sick. Okay? Our food makes them sick. Our. media diet makes them sick. Uh the constant. um. disorientation,
this disorienting. uh. landscape that we all live in where up. is down and down is up and black is. white and white is black and questioning. any of it, you're you're called a. psychopath makes makes people a little. uneasy. There's all kinds of things. But this is very strange. Clearly we believe technology can be. used to connect with others. In some cases, however, it seems to be. helping us reach people who become part. of our inner circles da da da da da da.
da da da da da da da da da da da. However, distracting yourself when. you're feeling lonely with social media. might be a double-edged sword. While it. can connect, it can also lead to. feelings of missing out. So, very soon it will we are going to have. some type of cure for this and we're. just going to put it a lot of people on. drugs. That's just The pharmaceutical. industry makes more money than any other. business in America. It's We're number. It's number one. Pharmaceutical. business is number one and all of these. articles right now do not seem to me.
to be a genuine concern for people. They. seem to be the precursor to how do we. cure. loneliness? Jared Kushner says Gaza waterfront. property might be very valuable. I. called this. I said this a long time. ago. And, you know, he said it could be very valuable. Let's. take a look here at Jared Kushner who is. weighing in on the real estate.
opportunities in Gaza, of which by the. way, not to sound. I don't want to sound uh callous, but there will be many, many. opportunities. Not for me, but for a lot of people. um that own real estate development. firms and get these contracts to. rebuild. This is Gaza Jared Kushner. We'll listen. to him for a little bit. It's 2 minutes. and 30 seconds. Let's Let's hear what he. has to say. First refugees, Turkey took them, Europe. took them, Jordan took them. For.
whatever reason here in Gaza, there's. refugees from the fighting from an. offensive attack that was staged from. Gaza. Israel's going in to do. um you know, a long-term deterrence. mission and it's just it it's. unfortunate that nobody's taking the. refugees. But also there are real fears on the. part of Arabs and I'm sure you talked to. a lot of them who think once Gazans. leave Gaza, Netanyahu's never going to. let them back in. No, he will. At the Four Seasons. Maybe, but I'm not sure there's much left of.
Gaza at this point. So, you know, if you. think about even the construct like, you. know, Gaza. Gaza was not really a. historical precedent, right? It was the. result of of a war. Right? You had. tribes that were in different places. then Gaza became a thing. Egypt, you know, used to run it and. then, you know, over time you had. different governments that came in. different ways. So, you have another. war. You know, usually when wars happen, you know, borders are changed. historically over time. new government's communist called the. same region. deal with the terror threat. that is there so that it cannot be a.
threat to Israel or to Egypt, right? I. think that both sides are spending a. fortune on military. I think neither. side. really wants to have, you know, a. terrorist organization enclave right. between them. And Gaza's waterfront. property, it could be a very valuable to. That's right. The only The only terror. you're going to experience is how early. you HAVE TO GET UP TO GET A BEACH CHAIR. BY THE POOL. COME ON! YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT TERROR? WE HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 7:00. THAT'S PRIME REAL ESTATE by that pool.
I called it. I said it years ago. Months ago, weeks ago. I don't know. Time's a construct, but I said when this. war started that there was going to be a. lot of luxury properties, hotels in Gaza. and that I even interact I I I acted out. how awkward it was going to be when you. had a white couple there from Texas and. this is maybe 10 years or 20 years from. now and then you have like a young. person, uh let's say he's like 19 and he. delivers the eggs Benedict to the room.
and she's going to go, "Oh my god, are. you like from the area?" And he's going. to go, "Yes.". And she's going to go, "Wow, does your. family still live here?" And he's going. to go, "No." And she's going to go, "Oh, interesting. Did they like retire?". "They were all killed. in the war.". Aw. I'm so sorry. Uh we had two juices and I only see one. I only see one.
I'll have to go back on Scuffed Realtor. and we me and Nick Ruckerford might have. to do an entire. uh Gaza Strip real estate. thing because I mean it is. it is quite beautiful. People have asked. me to talk about um. uh the uh sociopath essay. I always knew. I was different. I'm a sociopath. essay and this is about a woman who is. coming into her own as a sociopath.
Um and. yeah, I mean, by the way, if you saw. her, would you need the article? Would you need the article if you saw. her? I always knew I was different. I just. didn't know I was a sociopath. I kind of like this woman. I don't know. anything about her. I like how she goes, "I know I'm not. alone." It's like, yeah, you're not. alone. You're in great company. You know, by the way, you know what's. probably a cure for being lonely? Being.
a sociopath. That might help. I started stealing before I could talk. At least I think I did. By the time I. was six or seven, I had an entire box. full of things I'd stolen in my closet. Somewhere in the archives of People. magazine, there's a photo of Ringo Starr. holding me as a toddler. We're standing. in his backyard not far from LA where my. father was an executive of the music. business. And I'm literally stealing the glasses. off his face. I was not the first child. to ever play with grown-ups' glasses, but based on the spectacles currently. perched on my bookshelf, I'm pretty sure.
I was the only one to swipe a pair from. a Beatle. Um and then she goes on and I read this. article and she goes on and she's. basically like, "Hey, I don't feel. I don't have any emotions. and uh I cannot access emotions or. empathy. or uh things like that. I didn't understand any of this back. then. All I knew was that I didn't feel. things the way other kids did. I didn't. feel guilt when I lied. I didn't feel. compassion when classmates got hurt on.
the playground. For the most part, I. felt nothing and I didn't like the way. that nothing felt. So, I did things to. replace the nothingness with something. By the way, she should be so successful. Is she very successful? She's like a decently successful writer, I I think, you know. Yeah, whatever. I mean, if you possess. the qualities of nothingness, no conscience, you're completely, you know, devoid of any emotion, do you know how.
successful you should be? Do you know how many people in America. just, for whatever reason, it's hard to. put one foot in front of the other. because they are sentient beings with. thoughts and feelings that are. very difficult to master and get under. control? After years of study, intensive therapy, and earning a PhD in psychology, I can. say that sociopaths aren't bad or evil. or crazy. We simply We simply have a harder time. with feelings. We act out to fill a void.
When I understood this about myself, I. was able to control it. It's a tragic. misconception that all sociopaths are. doomed to hopeless, loveless lives. The. truth is, I share personality type with. millions of others. Well, that's. comforting, isn't it? Many of whom have good jobs, close-knit. families, and real friends. We're. sociopaths. We represent a truth that's hard to. believe. There's nothing inherently. immoral about having limited access to. emotion. I I mean, this is like she's trying to. do like that she's like Braveheart, but.
she's a sociopath. Like this is This is. the thing she's trying to. um. she's like, "I've been through it all.". Her By the way, she's obviously putting. herself forward as like a victim of. something. And and and she's trying to. say that her not caring about anything. is something that we should like feel. bad for. It's an odd That's an interesting one. She's like, "I watch you people burn.
alive. I feel nothing. Do you know how. hard that is?". It's kind of a little bit like kind of. what Israel was doing where they're. like, "Do you know how tough it is to. fire this nuclear weapon at these. Palestinian You know how hard it is to. bomb This hurts me more than it hurts. you." It's the old dad hitting you. thing. "I wish I didn't have to do that. You know how hard it is to light you on. fire like that?". It's a little interesting this whole. idea where she goes, "I'm a sociopath.". And the whole thing's about like how. she's struggled with her identity, her.
identity. She's like And at the end, she's like, "I stand with millions of. other people who don't give a [ __ ] about. anything.". And they have jobs, and they have families, and just like. me, they don't care. They don't give a. [ __ ]. Cuz that's what it is. It's what. sociopathy is. You don't care. And I'm not telling her to care. And I'm. just saying what, you know, what do you. want from me, lady? WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT is this ordering?
Can someone Was this at the Journal or. the Times? Who did this? Wall Street. Journal. What is this for? Like does anyone in the Wall Street. Journal editorial room go, "Hey guys, who is this for? Are we trying to make our sociopath. readers feel more comfortable?". She has a memoir coming out called. Sociopath, a memoir. Snore. It's going. to be a snooze fest cuz she's not going. to confess to like killing anyone. I'd rather read Daddy Satan's memoir.
I'd rather Daddy Satan than this [ __ ]. Anyone in the Wall Street Journal By the. way, does that person even exist anymore. at the Wall Street Journal? He goes, "By the way, who is this for? Why are we. doing it? Who benefits from this? Maybe we should run uh some articles. about like these payday loan companies. or. which we may be advertising soon. Some. of them are lovely. Uh but maybe we should run uh some of. these payday loans or these credit scams.
or like something like that, you know? Maybe we should write something about. the deficit or how No, there's a woman. who wrote a novel called Sociopath, a. memoir. And we're going to run an. excerpt from that because we want people. to feel good about being sociopaths. I. don't know. I mean, listen, I get it. If you can't feel, it sucks. Some people feel too much. I don't know if it's just an odd It's I. don't know what she wants from it. Do we. need to take this journey with her? Do.
we need to take this journey? What are. we supposed to We're supposed to talk. about this in a book? "Well, I found it. very interesting that she, through her. entire life, just felt nothing. Did you. read the chapter where she saw the car. accident and she saw the body being. taken out and she didn't feel anything? I find Isn't that fascinating, Pearl? Pearl, you know, I saw an accident and I. could barely get to sleep for three. nights, and I didn't know those people.
at all. But this woman saying that it. didn't bother her one bit.". I don't know what you're supposed to. take from this. Should people act more like her? Is that. the game? Should people act more like. her? Should people be like, "Yeah, let. me lean into that.". Let me lean into that. Let me lean in, baby. I like that no one told her to. stop being a sociopath. No one told her. to try to get feelings at any point. They just said, "Just live in your. truth. Live in your truth. I'm a sociopath,
and I'm I'm comfortable. I'm finally. comfortable admitting it and living with. I live with my I live with myself. I live with myself, and I'm quite. happy.". She's a sociopath. I mean, it's just such a bore It's so. boring. It's so boring. I assume most of you. don't feel. Look at her. Ma'am, you are. everybody I know in Santa Barbara. We. get it.
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We cared about We wanted you as Kendall. Roy. Stop this. Enough with this. We don't care about you anymore. The. show is over. We will care about you if you would do. another cool part. We don't care. This. is nuts now. I don't want to hear I don't want to. hear I don't want Sydney Sweeney's take. on. inflation. I don't want to hear about Jeremy. Strong. Get them out of here. Get them back when they book another.
thing. Stop interviewing these people. Stop. digging deep. Stop it now. These interviews should be very rare, incredibly rare. We don't care. The question They go. This is one of his answers. He goes, "The question is such a definitive. question. I think of myself as a sieve. The thing that I most understand is. creating sort of a negative space so. that I can be a vessel for writing and.
create character through a pastiche of. writing and imagination and whatever. things activate me. Now, is that all. kind of a camouflage?". Is that Is that his answer? Yeah, his is. the non-bold. Yeah. He's insufferable. Everyone on. Succession, I think, had enough with. him. Still one of the greatest shows of all. time, Succession. It's still one of the. greatest. It's still one of the greatest shows of. all time. We're so excited to be in the.
UK. By the time this airs, I will be on. my way to the United Kingdom. to sit with the royals, to show my. support for all. Um I will be in Belfast, in in uh the O2 Apollo, Manchester, the O2 Academy in Glasgow, the Royal. Theatre. uh in Amsterdam, Royal Albert Hall in. London, uh. I don't know in Copenhagen, whatever. that pronunciation is.
The House of Culture in Helsinki, Finland, Circus in Stockholm, Sweden, two shows in Dublin, Vicar Street. Then I'm back in the USA, San Jose, Lemoore, California, Schenectady, New. York, Port Chester, New York, and. Atlantic City, New Jersey, late May. That's going to be a fun one. Capital. Theatre, Port Chester, New York, as. well. Fun one, Ovation Hall at. Ocean's Casino Resort. timdilloncomedy.com.
for any of these tickets that you want. to see any and all. tickets. We appreciate you being with us. as always and um. we will be. uh. we will be in America. in a few weeks if I don't get killed in. Paris. Me and Sam Talent are going to. Paris and they have the terrorist. uh. what is it again? The terror the terror. warning level. the threat level in Paris has been.
raised to the highest that it has been. in a. very long time. France raises terror. alert warning to highest level. Me and Sam Talent are just going to be. eating baguettes. And by the way, how. hilarious if me and Sam Talent end up. taking over the country somehow in like. a very Woody Allen Bananas kind of. almost like a King Ralph way where me. and Sam Talent are just kind of running. France. These two chubby American guys now run. France.
because uh we were the only ones that. were able to defeat the terrorists. Don't attack France when I'm there, scum. Please. I've not been in Paris in. a very long time. I would love to buy a. chateau in the south. Don't think me and. I told Sam I said, "We are going to the. south and we're going to look at a few. chateaus.". I could get into a chateau. I of course would have to start drinking. again and learn the language and stop. this crap. But we could do all of it, couldn't we?
Shouldn't we? Well, thank you. We hope that we've. cured your loneliness for an hour here. We hope we've cured your loneliness for. an hour. It's not easy and to Sean Diddy. calms a man who would have benefited. from loneliness, ironically. Imagine. that. Many of the people that are going to. jail in this country should have been. lonelier. But. I've always been a fan of P Diddy. I've always been a fan of the music.
Um. you know, and uh. we hope he has a third act, don't we? Don't we hope he has a third act? Just donate some money. Just donate some If he was smart. he would donate some money. Just donate some money, P Diddy. Donate some money. You know?
Now is the time for P Diddy. to financially back Daddy Satan's drag. brunch for Palestine in Arizona. The thing with a guy like P Diddy is he. is talented even though he's a. psychopathic, you know, um. uh rapist monster. He is talented. He can pick out talent. and all that stuff. Do we not want to see P Diddy maybe. knocked down, but could he build himself. back up going to Arizona, picking out. the drag.
which drag performers are good, you. know? Picking out Piss Understood. Being like, "Yeah, you I really like the. way Piss Understood moves. But Daddy Satan just Damn, Daddy Satan. owns the stage.". This is This is what This is the. punishment for P Diddy. P Diddy has to. go down and judge Daddy Satan's drag. brunch for Palestine. It's a half hour and it's an hour and a. half show. P Diddy has to go down there.
and judge it. It's filmed. It's filmed. It's filmed. And then he has to donate. some money. um to a cause and then we put him back. We put him back, but we knock him down. real estate wise. He can't live on Star. Island anymore. We knock him down a. little bit. We knock him He doesn't have to live in. Opa-locka, but we knock him down, you. know? A condo. You get a nice condo. No more. mansions. You can't handle it. No private islands. No mansions. And. you're flying commercial first.
This is what I would do if I was a. judge. I'd go, "You're flying commercial. first." And he's like, "Oh god." Because. I know how bad these things are. You fly. commercial. You first class you can. still do first class. And you're not living in the mansion. anymore. You're living in a condo. There's going to be a condo board and. you can't have loud music. And he's. going to be pissed. And you're judging. Daddy Satan's drag brunch for Palestine. in Arizona. He's going to be like, "God. damn it." I'm going to get But that's.
it. That's your punishment. None of this. jail. You can't throw rich people in jail. It's not fair. Except the Renners. It's an inside joke. All right. Good. night, everyone.
