Overboard in Iran, Savannah Guthrie, & ICE Electric Gloves | The Tim Dillon Show #508

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim. Dillon show. I have a very large. hemorrhoid, um which I don't love. because I've been driving. on Long Island, um out to the summer. area where I live, and then back into. Manhattan, and I have a hemorrhoid. It's. like a balloon. And that's not nice, but thankfully my. doctor has prescribed me a foam to put. on it, which will shrink it, and then. also ease uh the pain. It'd be good to.

put an ad here. Put an ad right here right after that. Um. So, I I just read this story that. multiple US soldiers on the USS Abraham. Lincoln have attempted to jump overboard. due to overextended deployment. Um apparently, the soldiers on the US Abraham Lincoln, USS Abraham Lincoln, are. they're like pissed or something.

And they're like. I don't know what the hell they think. they're going to do. What are they going. to. They've tried to go overboard. They're. They're They're Listen, man, what's. going on. with the military? Are they doing that to make a point? What do they think they're going to swim. out of there? Are they trying to kill themselves? The last thing we need is a rash of. suicides in the military. This is. already embarrassing, this Iran thing. It's already embarrassing without you. jumping off a boat and trying to swim.

away. This is already a big embarrassment for. all of us. We don't need you to jumping. off the boat, deserting, and trying to. swim away, by the way. Doggy paddling out of Iran. We're all getting our ass kicked over. there. Well, listen, I get it. They're pissed. off. Hold on. The wife of a 19-year-old. sailor. who jumped overboard from the USS. Abraham Lincoln accused the Navy of. keeping her in the dark about what she. had described as her husband's suicide.

attempt, according to a Thursday report from MS. Now. The sailor spent roughly an hour in the. water after going overboard on October. on August 3rd before being rescued. But. she said Navy officials did not contact. her about what happened until 4 days. later. "I think it was handled very poorly. because they didn't inform me and they. didn't want me to know and they're just. trying to cover it up." said the woman. who was granted anonymity because of the. sensitive mental health. issues involved. Listen, man.

She insists she instead learned. something was wrong from one of her. husband's friends aboard the carrier who. initially told her that a member of his. squadron had gone overboard before later. identifying him as her spouse. The wife So wait a minute. Hold on. She She instead learned something was. wrong from one of her husband's friends. aboard the carrier. who initially told her that a member of. his squadron had gone overboard before. identifying him as her spouse. So the guy was like, "Someone jumped. off." She's like, "Who?" "I don't know.".

"Someone tried to kill themselves. today.". "Who did that?" "I don't know.". "I don't know. Who do you think did it?". Well, the wife said her husband had struggled. with exhaustion and homesickness during. his first deployment and had sought. help. Here's the deal. I'm sorry. People are. going to get mad at me when I say this, okay? We have to start letting people kill. themselves. I I I You know what I mean?

Like literally like this just trying to. say like or what are we doing? What are we saving people for at this. point? No if And by the way, if you're. thinking of killing yourself, obviously. don't. Call a hotline or get help or get. a you know, rescue animal or. get a service pet or whatever the hell. But you know, I'm I'm saying we're going to have to. stop this where we're rescuing everyone. all the time from killing themselves. Truly. If somebody jumps off a boat in the. middle of the ocean and they're there.

and but you know, it's like you got to. hey, let it. let it happen. In a July 21st text. obtained by MSN, he told her, I think. the boat is finally getting to me and I. really don't think I could keep up. my peace act anymore. Later at later. adding, I don't know if I can finish. this deployment. I mean, he did join the. military, right? Like he did understand what the military. does? I mean, I'm he understood that, right? He was he was clear on what the military.

was. He's like, I don't think I can keep up. my peace act anymore. You joined the United States military. What did you think was going to happen? What do you think we're going around the. world doing? Hugging people? You're there to kill others. Which is not I again, I'm against the. war. I don't want it happening, but. the ship is starting to get to me. Well, here's what the Navy said. The.

they said, we have not observed an. increase in suicidal ideations aboard. the ship. Well, that's good. That's. nice. The Navy has come out and said, "Hey, we have not observed an increase in. suicidal ideations aboard the ship.". That's so what? Good. Here's what we're learning from all of. this. We're learning that things are. good. Things are good over there.

Things are good. You can't focus too. much on this one person. Who knows why. he wanted off that boat? The spokesman said they're not noticing. people killing themselves. at a high rate or the high frequency. here. This was a isolated incident. The. guy tried to check out. Everything's. fine over there. We're We're winning. Not to mention a Thursday Midas Touch. That's another podcast. I don't want to. even quote them, but I will. Report I. cuz I don't know them and whatever. They're probably on that list of pod- By.

the way, this list of podcasts are. making $20 billion a year? Half of these people don't even bring it. up. What is this with this list, by the. way? Mel Robbins making $35 million a. year. to tell I mean, what the hell's going on. over there? $35 million a year for that drivel? I mean, all she does for an hour is. like, you know, she's like, "There's no I in try." Or. something, you know, she does that crap.

The The The hardest part is to start. And you're like, "$35 million a year for. that that criminal?". To To. I mean, she makes Gary Vee look like. Plato. By the way. If you listen to I mean, we do a great. thing on the Patreon about it, but if. you listen to Mel Robb- Like, you know, I like Gary Vee, but we've made fun of. him here. We've We've uh you know, he's he's he's. he's silly sometimes. But, you listen to. Mel Robbins, I mean, you think Gary.

Vee's Aristotle. compared to the [ __ ] she shovels out. I. mean, meaningless garbage. I don't even know who it's for or what. it And then you look at her comments, it's all like elderly people who can't. find the door in their house. They're. trapped in their in their house. listening to this. These dementia patients listening to Mel. Robbins. It's crazy. $35 million. Whatever. So, the Midas Touch report.

detailed troubling accounts of food. shortages aboard the Lincoln, including. messages from one sailor who claimed the. crew had gone without milk for 3 months, and that meat sometimes arrived rotten. Here's the thing, man, you know, Senator Richard Blumenthal also pressed. Navy leadership including Defense. Secretary Pete Hegseth for answers. citing reports of supply shortages, water contamination, plumbing problems, deteriorating mental. health, and other poor living. conditions.

I I I I can't imagine. that this is a widespread problem. I think the people on that boat are. doing fine, and I don't want to hear. anything to the contrary. What are they? They're out there in the. middle of the ocean. It's the summer. What do you want? You're on a boat in the middle of the. ocean in the summer. Oh, I'm sorry you can't. you don't have a What is it? A buffet.

You don't have a buffet every night. Enough. I mean, what do we need We. How fat are these people? They need food. all the time? What are you doing? It's insane the demands of these people. Um. Anabel Loma has spoken with her husband. only a few times since he attempted to. jump overboard. I thought they weren't. disclosing the name. But I Whatever. Is this another one? This is a diff This is another guy tried.

to jump overboard? Jeez. Anabel Loma has spoken with her. husband only a few times since he. attempted to jump overboard. Yeah, she's. probably disgusted by him. She's probably regretting marrying a. [ __ ]. Communication has been difficult to come. by now he is on medical hold. Loma, who. lives in San Diego, said her husband has. repeatedly overextended before he tried. to jump from the carrier. "He's scared,". Loma said. "He thinks he'll get. dishonorable discharge, and just because. he was burnt out, his 13-year career is. ruined just like that. That's not fair. That's not right. That's not what he.

should be worrying about. right now.". Loma said she initially received a call. from the ship's ombudsman after the. incident but has not heard from anyone. in the in the Navy. Lincoln's roughly. 5,000 sailors and Marines remain on a. deployment that began November 21st. The. carrier has been deployed for more than. 8 months while. while supporting military operations in. the Middle East um. against Iran, which is going well from. what I gather. I think it's going well.

The deployment which it was a going to. end in May has been extended with no. publicly announced return date. You're You're there until the job is. done. You're there until the job is done. In a separate incident. incident aboard Lincoln, a sailor on. watch saw a shipmate preparing to go. overboard and immediately What is. everyone going overboard on this thing? What is this like a Three Stooges thing? Everybody's going overboard? ENOUGH. HOW EMBARRASSING IS THIS?

By the way, I didn't know why we were. losing this war. We're finding it out. Everyone is jumping ship, literally. They're all jumping overboard. All you hear is splash all day of people. just trying to get out of there. I mean, listen. Rodriguez's husband told. her about the incident several days. after it happened. He said he hadn't. felt adrenaline like that in his life. and he was just so thankful he was able. to get the sailor in time to stop them. from going overboard. So, apparently on this ship, it's just.

people jumping off the boat and and. other people trying Well, this is why we. can't win the war because the entire. group is focused on keeping their own. people from jumping overboard. I mean, I I I I listen. Here's the deal. We. cannot If you're going to jump. overboard, you're going to do it. And. you know what? It is what it is and we. should not I'm sorry. We do not have the. time.

to keep you from jumping overboard. We don't. If you're going to jump overboard, you. they you you know, best case you do. this. You wave. Here's what I say. People may not like this. If someone. jumps overboard, you shoot them as soon. as they get in the water and you kill. them. I'm telling you right now what needs to. be done. You want to win or not? Someone. jumps overboard, you shoot them in the.

face while they're swimming like this. YOU GO, "TRAITOR! COWARD! DESERTER!" YOU. SHOOT THEM IN THE face. while they're in the water. Seems harsh to some. And then you look at the rats. You You. know, like a pirate. You ever seen a. pirate movies with a with a pirate. skivvy tea? That was one of my favorite things. You. know, the pirate, you know, a Blackbeard. or one of them. He would uh he'd really. give it to them. You scummy say, you.

know, he'd really give it to the the. other pirates because some of them, you. know, you got to they got to fall in. line. A pirate ship doesn't work unless. people are focused. And so, you'd have a. Blackbeard or. s- Bluebeard, whatever one of them. And. you know, they would come in and they. would they come with the peg leg and the. the the you know, the parrot and they'd. do the whole thing. We need that on this. boat. We need someone to tell these. people the if you jump off this boat. I would have a meeting with them all.

I'd have a meeting with them all. I. don't give a [ __ ] about your families in. San Diego or your torta wives eating. their quesadillas. Let me tell you. something. If you jump off this boat, I'm going to shoot you in the face. You will be and you will make someone do. it. You make their bunkmate do it. You. go, "You shoot him in the face." And. they're like, "Do I have to?" And this. toughens people up and then we win. If you jump off the boat, you are to be. shot.

This is This is the only way because. here's the deal. This mental health stuff's got to go. Our soldiers need to be shooting. the the the people on the boat who are. weak links who jump overboard. We cannot be doing rescue operations or. any of that. They're all fat on the boat demanding. food. Here's the deal. How about this? Someone jumps off the. boat, you shoot them first, you get a. big steak.

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diseased, okay? This is what I wanted to. bring this up, okay? Few disclaimers. here. Whatever you want to do to lose weight, I think is good. GLP-1s, peptides, diet, exercise, drugs, you send yourself to a clinic, whatever. you want to do. No one should judge you. Well, people that have money, wealthy. people, they're all all they care about. is extending their meaningless lives, by. the way. You have dinner with anyone. over 60 with a couple of bucks, all they.

talk about is, you know, trying to live forever. And they're and everything's boring and. sucks now, and it's progressively. getting worse, and all these people want. to do is just be here for it. So, you. have people that have these meaningless. lives that they would need to extend. immediately. So, all of these people, these older people, these boomers with. means, they want to like, you know, they. want TO OPTIMIZE AND MAXIMIZE YOU KNOW, they want to take all of these different. supplements and medications or whatever.

Nobody should be judging anybody for for. how they are trying to better themselves. in a in a healthy way. It's not your. [ __ ] business. That's the reality. It's not your business what people do, okay? It doesn't directly affect you. Now, Chrissy Metz is a is a is a great. actress, and she was on a show I believe. called This Is Us. It was This Is Us, right? It wasn't Is. It Cake? Now, I'm overweight. SO, IF YOU'RE MAD AT ME, YOU'RE NUTS.

SO, AND I'm the only one who admits I GOT. OVERWEIGHT BY EATING. TALK TO ANYONE. ELSE, THEY HAVE a syndrome that no one's. heard of that they got in in the Indian. Ocean. It's they got bacteria that I'm you know. So, this woman who's a great actor, I've. never seen anything she's done. I don't. care. I'm not going to. It's that. doesn't I don't It's not for me. Whatever that show is, This Is Us. By. the way, the title makes me sick. I've.

not I will never even watch it. It's on. NBC or ABC or one of these. This Is Us. Have you ever seen it, This. Is Us? What is it about? >> Uh family. IT'S ABOUT FAMILY. >> THE [ __ ] out of here. But not fun. family, right? It's just like. >> Uh. >> Yeah, it's sad. It's sad. This Is Us. Now, she's on This Is Us, okay? Now, here's the thing. Now, she became I. guess a symbol of the body body body. positivity movement. Which was a movement in America where um.

fatty boom baddies were demanding. uh that they be represented by other. fatty boom baddies. And then when those people lost a little. bit of weight, these fat people would. attack them and shame them and say, "You are By you losing weight, you're. increasing fatphobia. You're playing. into stereotypes. Being overweight has. nothing to do with health.". Which is a complete lie. Ask any doctor, whatever. Fat people shouldn't be abused and. called names. Like, we should just be.

like a civilized society, which we just. can't do. We can't do it. Our country. cannot be civilized, no matter what, by. the way. No matter what, can't do it. So, in instead of just going, "Let's. treat people respectfully. Let's try to. be all healthy, but not everyone's going. to look like a supermodel, and we're all. going to have to tolerate each other, but there is a standard of health and. whatever." Instead of doing that, we. can't do it. We said, "Being 600 lb is.

good. And if you say it's bad, it's you. are playing into this. narrative that was created by like. beauty companies and Vogue and. magazines." And it's like, "Well, not. really. No. Seeing your feet and being. able to walk up the stairs was not. created by Vogue. It just wasn't. I've. been overweight my whole life, okay? Never did I think, "Well, this This is I. I This is great.". Chrissy Metz has decided to go on a.

GLP-1, which is a very good thing for. her, and I will support her, applaud. her. Yes, queen. Now, in a in a normal society, people would. go, "Oh, good. Great. Cool." She now has. to go explain to her Savannah Guthrie, who's Who kidnapped the mother again? She's back at work. But I think her Savannah Guthrie's. family kidnapped her own mother and. killed her. But whatever. Savannah Guthrie's over.

that. She wants to know why this [ __ ]. is losing weight. Savannah Guthrie is is here to remind. this [ __ ] that other people see this. [ __ ] as a as an ally and an example, and she's represented them, so how dare. So, this woman who's chosen to take um. a drug, medicine, whatever you want to. call it, to lose weight. has to come on the Today show and. explain to Savannah Guthrie.

why she's decided to lose weight. Because Savannah Guthrie is like, "Yeah, some people are not thrilled with this.". Okay? Let's take a look. This is what a. diseased society we are, okay? So, we. have Let's just Let's just recreate the. scenes. Everybody knows what's going on. on our morning television, which should. be wholesome. Our morning television should be. wholesome. It should be like fall. cupcake recipes for the kids. Coming up. How do you put the little spider How do.

you put the little Halloween spider. icing for the kids? Okay? But, instead. of that, we have Savannah Guthrie whose. family kidnapped and murdered her own. mother because they wanted crypto. She. is now interviewing this morbidly obese. woman who has done the right thing by. saying, "I'm going to stick myself with. this needle and try to live." Savannah. Guthrie goes, "Why are you doing that?". Okay? So, here we have what morning TV. in this country has become. Take it. away. >> You know, a lot of people have I mean, admired you because they feel seen that.

you've represented this whole community. And I don't know if there are some. people are watching and have mixed. feelings about it. And I don't know that. she. >> way, stop it for a minute. Here's my. first thing to Savannah Guthrie. Go, "Hey, where's your mother?". Why are you here, right? And can I ask. you a question? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHAT is going on? Who kidnaps an old. person? Did your brother Did Did What is. happening? Has anyone figured this out?

Before I tell you why I've decided to. take the jab and drop a few, I'd like to. know where your mother is and why in. you're back at work. That's the other thing I'd like to worry. about. But, again, I'm going to I want to watch. this whole thing. So, back it up again. I'm not going to speak, but then I I. would say that if I was Chrissy Metz, I'd go, "Hey, where's your mother?". Back this up again. We're going to watch. the whole thing and then I'll comment on. how diseased and insane this is for. Savannah Guthrie to bring on Chrissy. Metz, who has to explain to these.

lunatics out there why she wants to be. healthier. Go on. >> You know, a lot of people have I mean. admired you because they feel seen that. you represented this whole community. And I don't know if there are some. people are watching and have mixed. feelings about it and I don't know that. you have to provide an answer to them, but if you are if there are people that. are like, "Oh, Chrissy, I thought you. know, that that somehow they're. disappointed with this." What would you. say? >> Well, I think that it's so important to. put yourself first and you know, as we.

age sometimes we have health issues that. we're concerned about or want to get. ahead of and that was certainly my case. and. >> Stop it. Pause it. Pause it. Savannah. Yeah. She's out of breath when she says it and. she goes Yeah. Savannah. I'm going to explode. I was told by a doctor recently that I. was going to explode. and create a dangerous situation. for people near me when that happened. That I was going to explode.

So, even though people feel seen by me. and I really appreciate that the fact of. the matter is this. I am going to explode. So. with or without your support and the. support of my fans, I have chosen. to not explode. If I can help it, I've chosen to not. explode.

And Savannah is like. A lot of people might feel that that. explosion represented them. A lot of people would feel seen if you. exploded. Don't you think so? So, let let's just finish this up here. Savannah Guthrie. >> For me, like I've lived my life a lot. for more. moreover other people than myself and I. think if it works for them, whatever it. is, whether it's weight training or not. watching a movie that might scare them. before they go to bed. Like something.

simple. Like all of those things is it's. everything for me. How I consume. everything is what's important. But also. like you have to live your own life and. I have to do that for myself. >> Yeah, okay. Well, yeah. I mean, it's it's an obvious. answer. First of all, she's so she's so. like befuddled by the question. She. starts saying nonsense. She's like, "Well, if weight training or watching a. movie at night that won't scare you or. it it's so wild. Um.

It's really interesting and good for. Chrissy Metz, by the way. And and shame on Savannah Guthrie a. little bit. And and I know Savannah. Guthrie just went through a horrible. thing that she may or may not have been. involved in. So, I don't know. I'm I'm. sure she didn't do it. I'm not accusing. Savannah Guthrie of kidnapping her own. mother. Uh what I will say is that um. what an odd question. Well, people might. get mad at you for this. And of course. some psychos might get mad at her. But. what What is this What is explanation. does she owe anybody?

Savan- Savannah, if we're going to start. with the explanations, your family has a I'd like an. explanation from your family before you. chastise this fat [ __ ] for losing a. couple of pounds. What the [ __ ] went on. with your mother, by the way? Why the hell can't we get a goddamn. answer about that? You're chas- Cuz. Savannah Guthrie's like, "By the way, I don't know that you know this you owe. these people an explanation, but here's. the deal. You being fat has helped me so much. When my mother was kidnapped by probably.

members of my own family, let's be. honest, I would look at you and go, "Well, she's. fat. and I'm not. And if fat people get thin, then I have. to develop a personality.". But I put a picture of you on my. refrigerator every morning that we. hadn't heard from my mother. and she was expiring in the trunk of a. car. I looked at you and I said, "At. least I'm not this fat bitch.". So, if you get thin, who's going to be. that fat [ __ ] for me? Chrissy Metz is like, "Um.

well, that's that's a good question. That's so sweet. That's a good question and that's so. sweet. Thank you. And I'm sorry about. what happened. to your mother. I I I think that maybe. um if I lose weight and you're unable to. use me as a photo. to make yourself feel better, there'll. be someone else. that might just feel more comfortable. being being overweight." Savannah. Guthrie goes, "Right.". "Thank you.". Well, there you have it, folks. Chrissy.

Metz and we and my friend of the show, Savannah Guthrie, of course, you know, we don't want to. People are going to get mad at that, but. what did I What did I do? I'm just. saying it's a little crazy. It's a wild. question to ask. You know, I'll be like, "Hey, so you decided not to be fat, huh? Why?". ICE is now planning to implement. electric shock gloves as a means of. de-escalation. And um here's what I'll say to ICE. I do. think there's a chance that that.

people that these electric shock glove. like people are going to get the wrong. idea. >> [laughter]. >> about this. I really. I got to be honest with you. I I don't know what their intentions. are, but uh this electric shock gloves, uh which I guess means you shock people. with gloves, is what I imagine they are. They're just gloves and you grab someone. and you shock them. You know, people are going to get the. wrong idea about that. They really are.

Rightly or wrongly, um. >> [clears throat]. >> humane devices that deliver a jolt of. pain will be used by ICE agents. So, now. this is from what uh this is from The. Telegraph in the UK. ICE agents will now be using electric. shock gloves uh to be humane. So, at some point there was a meeting. where they said, "You got to stop. shooting these protesters in the face. What about a lot of And somebody went, "What about electric shock gloves?" And. everyone went, "Now we're talking. Now. we're talking. What if we could What if.

I turn my my paws, my mitts, my hands. into little electric chairs?". And they went, "That's a good idea.". So, ICE plans to spend Now, by the way, this is a complete false choice. You can. have a secure border. You don't need a. paramilitary group of psychopaths that. you've recruited from a backyard. wrestling event, um who are completely untrained, who are. running around, who are grabbing. grandmothers and and people at. um you know, a high school graduations.

You don't need to have these shock. troops running through the streets. You. can have a secure border. You can have a. process. You can have all of this stuff. People that have committed heinous. crimes can leave. Uh. and and you will need people to get. people that have committed crimes, obviously, if they've done something. really bad. Um but what you you just. don't need this group. This group has. done a lot of damage. um. to the cause of of of of actually having. a secure border because people don't.

want this. They don't want to be. associated with this. They don't want. people being grabbed with electric shock. gloves. Which I shouldn't have to say. I. shouldn't have to say that. I shouldn't. have to like, you know, people don't. love the electric shock gloves that ICE. will be using. The gloves can deliver up to 380 volts. of electricity. A standard US power. outlet is 120 volts. Um. So, ICE plans to spend up to 20 million. to buy the generated low output volt.

uh voltage emitter. Whose idea, by the. way, who thought up. electric shock gloves? That's a crazy invention. That's a really wild invention to just. go, "Well, yeah, what if you needed to. grab someone and then shock them. humanely?". Cuz that's what these guys talk in. Silicon Valley. They'll be sitting there. and they'll be like, "Well, you know, law enforcement has expressed a need to.

de-escalate situations humanely and we. thought, what about a glove. that emitted a kind of a. you know, just a reasonable the voltage, a reasonable charge. The DHS said in a statement to the BBC, "ICE is constantly assessing the needs. of our officers in the field. to ensure they have the tools and. equipment necessary.". Compliant Technologies LLC, which makes. the gloves, told the BBC it was unable. to comment on the sale. A no-bid purchase contract could be.

published as early as Friday. The glove. devices are activated by pushing a. button to deliver shocks and can deliver. up to 30 pulses per second. They also. feature built-in microprocessors to keep. a record of activation. Compliant Tech. By the way, the name Compliant. Technologies is [ __ ] crazy. Compliant Technologies states on its. website that they do not cause injury. and are used by many agencies. A user. manual on the company's website. recommends avoiding use on the elderly,

small children, pregnant women and the. severely handicapped. You know what, Compliant Technologies, how about this? No. No. If I want to shock a child or a. handicapped person with your gloves, I. will. Can we read that again? Go up again. because that's unbelievable. So, here's the avoiding use on the. elderly, small children, pregnant women. and the severely handicapped. Compliant Technologies.

shock gloves. Don't use them on the kids. Don't use. them on a pregnant woman. Don't use them. on the elderly. Um as well as that an additional officer. should be present to restrain the. subject while the gloves are being used. So, you got to have somebody there to. make sure that you're doing this. properly. The last thing you want. is to be grabbing someone with. um.

these gloves, these shock gloves, and. for someone to think you're doing the. wrong thing. Truly, so you need someone there you. don't want because again, people will. get the wrong idea. if you are just grabbing someone and. shocking them with your hands like I. guess uh. Edward Scissorhands. Well, he had. scissors with that that movie Powder. Remember that movie Powder? We may or may not deploy them. So, wait.

a minute. Hold on. Unlike a Taser which has barbs and. breaks the skin and delivers a shock of. up to 50,000 volts overriding the. central nervous system, the gloves. deliver deliver a sharp localized shock. to convince the subject to comply using. pain deterrents. Said Lieutenant Butch Gallion, a Donkey Kong villain. Lieutenant Butch Gallion, an. administrator at Hawkins County Jail in. Tennessee. We may or may not deploy them. It just. depends on how they act. When you push.

the button to turn them on, there's a. light that displays. The inmates. understand that light and often just. seeing that light brings compliance. The. shocks can only be delivered when they. contact skin allowing an officer to. touch a subject's clothing and then move. to the skin, particularly the wrist or. the elbow if they begin to fight if they. become combative, then you can apply the gloves to an area. and the skin. You know, I just Here's. what I'm Listen, I always I I believe. that we should have law enforcement and. that they should be able to. detain people and arrest people that.

have done the wrong thing. I don't know. if moving in the this direction is the. right way to go. I will say that. I I I. I don't know if moving in the uh. uh shock glove direction is the right. way to go. I know that. there are people that feel like that is. a good move and it is the future. I just don't know. I don't know that it.

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known as the glove, which shock people. who do not comply with officers. These. demonstration videos released BY THE. MANUFACTURER. >> [screaming]. >> A SENIOR DHS OFFICIAL. >> do that do that again? Please do that. again. Do that again. UM. >> WITH THE GLOVE. >> [screaming]. >> A SENIOR DHS OFFICIAL TELLS. >> SO, THAT'S what's going to be going on. That's that's the sound you're going to.

hear. when you're eating uh. a muffin in the morning and having. coffee, you're just GOING TO HEAR. >> [screaming]. >> UM LET'S WATCH THAT ONE MORE TIME. >> THESE demonstration videos released BY. THE MANUFACTURER. >> [laughter]. >> A SENIOR DHS official tells NBC News. officers will be able to turn on the. gloves, also known as zap gloves, at the. touch of a button. Admitting a shock. they say won't leave a mark or hurt the. person after they are released. Saying.

it allows officers to avoid using. firearms and is better than pepper. spray, which can impact bystanders. In a. statement to NBC News, DHS says every. decision is made with careful. consideration and appropriately reviewed. to ensure any technology ICE utilizes is. consistent with all applicable law. enforcement policies and standards. >> you have it, folks. That is um. You know, I again, I'm I'm skeptical if. this is the right direction to move into.

as a country. I don't think it is. I. don't think um you know, we were able to, you know, detain people. and restrain people uh for years and. years and years without this technology. I don't know what has happened that. would make this technology necessary. And if you don't think this will be used. on you or someone you know, eventually, you're crazy. I mean, this is not going. to be. simply for people that have committed. crimes. This all of this stuff, the. flock cameras, all of it is coming. It's. not coming to just make you.

uh safe. They don't care if you're safe. Again, um all of it is coming to build a. surveillance grid that it that is like. nothing else that has ever existed in. history. Listen to me now. Nothing in. history. will be you will not be able to find a. comp, a comparable. in history for the level of surveillance. that they're going to employ. At at the at the.

cellular level here, they're going to. monitor. your hopes and dreams, everything you. type in the Google, all of your text. messages, every email, every phone call, your physical location with your phone. camera. They're going to have flock. cameras and license plate readers and. facial recognition, biometric eye scans. They're going to have all of these. things. You'll be in a web of. surveillance unlike any that has existed.

in history. And all of that is designed because what. is coming is going to be very. disruptive. And they know that. They're aware that what is coming is. going to be very disruptive. It has to probably do with the eventual. disruptions to the economy with AI. It. could be a major war. It could be a. climate event. Whatever they think is. coming, or it could be. all three. Whatever they think is. coming, they are building this surveillance grid.

so that when it comes, they are able to. address. the disruptions in society that this. will cause. This is going to cause. significant. fissures in society. There's no way that. this is all being done. And by the way, at a breakneck pace. This is happening. quick. They want this stuff happening. quick. There's already a thousand Flock. cameras in New York. There's already I.

found out what it was a week ago. Here's the thing. You'll This is the way. technology will work now. You'll find. out what something was a week ago, and. then it'll be it'll just be being used. It'll be being used. How many Flock. cameras are in NYC? Let's see if we can. get that up. Maybe I'm overreacting, but. let's see what's going on here. It's It's probably more than I would. like. I would like none. Oh. Okay, there's zero right now. Well, that's good. But hold on, wasn't there.

an Upper West Side thing, Flock camera? Well, they're coming. I imagine they're coming. There was like a Flock camera story out. of New York City. And what is this? >> This is a map of all the Flock cameras. >> They just said there was no Flock. cameras. >> Maybe this is what they're going to put. in. >> I don't know what's going on, but. they're all the Flock cameras are.

coming. I thought because by the way, people are destroying them. So, people. are seeing them all over the the. People are going and destroying these. because people do not like them. But they are coming. and this is the way technology is going. to work. You'll hear about a this shock. glove and then all of a sudden you'll be. somebody will shock glove you. You'll be. like, "What the fuck?" Like that's how. quick it's going to be now.

How can I check the location of Flock. Cam? I mean, look at that. Put that up. right there. That include That is a map, I believe, of. the This is the reported locations of. cameras in your neighborhood. Now, the Flock cameras are supposedly. going to only be used again if someone. shoots somebody and. they'll only be used for public safety. and everything like that. Don't worry. about it. They're not going to be used. for any other reason.

Just like. everything else we've been told. All of these things are coming, obviously, because. there's some level of preparation. happening for some event or multiple. events. And I'm not even saying people have an. exact idea of what they are, but they. might they they have some scenarios. drawn up. that will require this level of. surveillance, this level of control, for. sure.

Look at that. I thought that was places where they had. the the Taco Bell lettuce. >> [laughter]. >> I'm kidding. And by the way, let's. support Taco Bell. I really am want to support Taco Bell. right now. There's a lot They got a lot of bad. press, but Taco Bell is the one fast. food restaurant that we still. like. We still like it. It warms our hearts.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're from the. south, it's Chick-fil-A for you. Whatever. Taco Bell's the nostalgia. You're out with your buddies, you're all. high, you're 17. You go through Taco Bell, you get the. best food you can get in the world. When you're high and you're a teenager, Taco Bell is the greatest food in the. world. And how lucky that there's one in. the next town over. And it's amazing. And you know, I've.

talked about this I I did an an episode. many years ago called Fat Girl with the. Clean Car. Because one of my friends was a fatty. boom batty, but she would never eat in. front of us. She always had an. immaculate car, very clean. And then one day we just noticed on the. dashboard was a perfectly diced Taco. Bell tomato. A perfectly diced tomato that had come. out of a. And I I didn't even mention it, but. she'd gotten it all. She'd gotten it all. out except for one.

perfectly diced. tomato. that could have fallen out of a chalupa, a gordita. It was there, and it was just a and it. was but again, clean car, always smelled. great, always smelled like a cupcake. They do that icing scent. But Taco Bell to me is is a part of my. childhood. And yes, can you get up RIP. the the lettuce that did kill the man, the 47-year-old man who did [ __ ] himself.

to death? Bring that up because that is. unfortunate, and we want to also if. we're going to defend Taco Bell, let's. also kind of um memorialize this man who. gave his life. for Taco Bell. Oh, wait. Now they're saying no deaths. have been reported, so it's fake. I heard a guy died. I heard someone. died. I heard of a 47-year-old guy died from.

this Cyclospora thing. Is this complete. Is this complete fraud? Wow, it's fraud. I don't even believe this was real this. thing. By the way, I told nine people I. had it to get out of things. >> [laughter]. >> because it was just an excuse. Don't. ever waste an excuse that's public. If. something is public, just say, "I've got. that parasite lettuce thing, I think.". If something is public, never waste an. excuse. Okay, yes. So, two people have died in.

Michigan. Let's watch this because we do. want to mourn. the dead who gave their lives. Come on, here it is. >> being blamed on at least two deaths. >> Now, the illness is not typically. deadly. However, these two people who. died had underlying health conditions, and they came down with the food-borne. parasite. Carolyn Elliott with the. update tonight. >> The infamous explosive diarrhea parasite. has now turned deadly in Michigan after. the state reported the first two deaths. linked to the outbreak.

>> In the. arms of. the angel. Please keep going. >> leading immunocompromised or individuals. that have some really bad reactions to. that. >> According to the Michigan Department of. Health and Human Services, both patients. had underlying. health conditions and died after getting. the food-borne. >> You had a. >> When someone is ill, >> soft taco. >> of experiencing. >> And you should. go yourself today.

>> You don't. >> Michigan is the hardest hit among the 25. states reporting cases with more than. 11,000 total, and as of late July, nearly 200 hospitalizations. >> Bad. >> Federal health officials link the. outbreak to lettuce imported from Mexico. that served at Taco Bell locations. around the country, and since then, some. producers have seen. >> All right, >> get it out here. Get it out of here. I. RIP. to the people. The last thing they heard was that. crunch.

That Taco Bell crunch. Can you get that up? Can you just get. the Taco Bell crunch sound? Because. that's the last thing they heard. And. what a beautiful way to go out, by the. way. I don't know if you'll be able to get. the crunch, but. what a beautiful way to go out. That was. the final act their final act was to go. through a Taco Bell.

There it is. Oh, that's the kind of an. RIP. That's for whom the bell tolls. Let's go. Last thing they heard. There it is. One more time, RIP. to. Okay, give it to me again. One more time. And by the way, if I was at their. funeral, I would say, "And now for a. moment of silence.". That's right. That was the last thing and that's sad. It is very sad.

But it is a good way to go. You drive. through, you get a nice treat. You eat and I hope it was a good one. See, that's the thing. You don't want. some Taco Bells that's just you get it, you go, "What the hell were you guys. doing back there?". Cuz sometimes the beans are on the. outside of the thing. Like sometimes. there's a Taco Bell goop that's supposed. to stay in it is leaking out and it's on. the outside and it looks like [ __ ] [ __ ]. colored. So you go, "Just keep it in. It's got to. be in. You don't want to see the inside.

Just want to eat it and kind of stare.". Um. I hope it was a good I hope after that. they said, "This was a tasty nice one.". That's the best you can hope. I hope. after they had that final. you know. burrito, you know, perhaps a burrito. supreme or something. I hope they went. that with a crunch wrap supreme. I hope. they said, "God, that was a good one.". Because then, unfortunately, and I not. to be indelicate about it, but after. that they did [ __ ] themselves to death.

I'm not trying to be indelicate, but. that's literally what happened. And that Taco Bell's trying to rebrand. now because. a couple of people [ __ ] themselves to. death. So, Taco Bell now is like, "All right, let's bring some oldies back.". Cuz they go to the CEO, they go, "Listen, this thing's getting out of. control. A lot of people getting sick.". And he's like, "Any deaths?" Cuz they. don't care about anything, right? Other than death. Death is a bad one.

They don't care how sick you got. As long as you're not dead, number one, the press isn't that bad for them. Number two, you're still a customer. So, they went to the CEO and they go, "Hey, we got two deaths from this." And. he goes, "All right, bring back the. Enchirito.". Bring back Let's get Let's get the. Quesarito back for a couple of days. Let's go old school. Okay, let's read. this Taco Bell story. I know I'm late to. this story, folks, but I don't care. Taco Bell's completed the removal of. affected Taylor Farms lettuce from our. restaurants based on ongoing.

conversations with public health. officials and out of abundance of. caution, Taco Bell works swiftly to. voluntarily remove the product. Good for. them. Good for them. And listen, we extend our greatest our. sympathies to the families of. the two peo- But, by the way, what what. would you rather? Jump off an aircraft. carrier in the ocean. like a like some [ __ ]. or die like a man with a crunch wrap.

wrapper in the front of your car. You. know, that's how they found these. people. They found them in their cars with a. crunch wrap wrapper on the front seat. in their own [ __ ]. They found them in a pool of their own. [ __ ] with a Crunchwrap wrapper in the. front seat. Listen, some people say not a dignified. way to go, but who cares? It's not about. the body, it's about the soul. Millions of men ditching ditching the. workforce, data shows. Good for them, work sucks.

So, apparently a lot of men have have. had enough with working. Good. Let's uh make this a little bigger. because here's the deal. I think millions of men are ditching the. workforce and experts are sounding the. alarm. Here's the thing, folks, with these. jobs. You know, they're not fun anymore. The Bureau of Labor Statistics break. breakdown found that 44 million of the. 132 million eligible men older than 15.

were not in the labor force last month. So, that's about 33% of men are not in. the labor force. That's 9 million more. out of work men than in 2012, where 29%. were not in the workforce. So, now it's up to 33%. The number of men opting not to work. jumped by 891,000. over the preceding 12 months alone, and. as the economy sheds manufacturing and. finance jobs. Yeah, the American economy has gradually. moved away from some of the industries.

that historically provided good jobs to. men without college degrees. Meanwhile, much of the recent employment. growth has occurred in areas such as. health care and education, where women. make up a much larger. share of the workforce. Mr. Boule. cited research showing that men who stay. home in their 30s to play video games or. seek social media fame find it. progressively harder to return. traditional to return to traditional. work and are more likely to end up. incarcerated. Well, that's negative.

That's a little negative, Mr. Boule. I don't think the guys playing video. games or trying to get social media fame. need negativity from that goon. Shut up. Support people. Support people in your. life. If someone tells you they're going to be. famous, support them no matter what. No matter what it does to their life, support them.

They're going to be an influencer and. talk about cupcakes, you support them. They're going to flick their bean on. OnlyFans, you support them. They're going to be a gamer, they're. going to be Mr. Beast, you support them. Damn right. You support them. You don't. tell them they got to get a 9-to-5 job. at a [ __ ] bank. You tell them you support whatever crap. they're doing on the internet. That's our That's the That's the. message. You have to be positive.

When your drug-addicted child wanders up. from the basement and tells you they got. things going on in crypto, you say, "Good for you, son.". You don't tell them to go to college. like some [ __ ] loser. You say, "I'm proud of you and one day. you'll be living in Miami with. What's-His-Name? Clav- Clavic- and you go, "Clavicular, Dad." You go, "You're going to be living. with Clavicular soon, you my son.". You're my son, you're going to be living. in Miami with Clavicular. I got a job. like a [ __ ] [ __ ] and your mother. walked all over me, okay?

She ruined my life. I I slaved away for you and your mother. to pay for this house. How lucky I would. have been to grow up at a time when I. knew that I could be like go to Miami. and be like Clavicular. You should support your children. I'm. telling you, I know people think I'm. kidding, I'm not. You should support. your children. They don't need to hear that they need. an internship. Let them loose.

Let them loose on the internet. I'm telling you. You go, "Hey, we're we're getting we're. getting views. We're catfishing. pedophiles and then hitting them with. sticks." Good for you, son. And then you tell your friends, you go, "My son's putting his ass on the. internet. He's catching pedophiles. and they're and they're filming them. down at the park and this kid's making. some real money now.". These are the new jobs. Just go with it.

What are they going to be? Lawyers? That's [ __ ] Nobody even knows what. that is. I'm going to be a lawyer. Shut. up. Go catfish a pedophile at the park. Put. your [ __ ] on the street. Get into [ __ ] Forex trading. Start. talking about currencies. Get into [ __ ] crypto. Get into AI. weird [ __ ] Start using AI to build apps. that no one cares about. That's another. big thing now. It doesn't matter.

There's a whole new group of jobs and it. does us nothing, by the way, to think of. like that people are going to go back to. the old world. Be a gamer. Do pranks. Do pranks on people. Do a pranks on people. Why do you need. What are you going to be? A doctor? Do. pranks. Do pranks. Collapse in the middle of a. grocery store. Pretend you're dead. Start foaming at the mouth. Put.

Alka-Seltzer in your mouth. Start. foaming. Twitching in a grocery store. And film people's reactions. These are the new jobs now. The jobs are. not going to be in things we understand. Be an IRL streamer. Walk around Miami. and just film yourself humping food. delivery robots. It's what it is now. These are the new. jobs. Good for you, son. This is my boy.

Now, what do you do, son? The other day, he filmed a fight where a. guy died. And he got 3 million views. And then the cops also are they're. they're taking all of that. They're. confiscating it as evidence. I'm proud of my son. My son's an IRL streamer. I'm proud of my son. You have to be proud. My daughter does OnlyFans. And I'm proud of her. You have to start.

saying these things. You can't fight. this. You have to start saying, "My daughter. does a has a really good She's got a. great business on OnlyFans, and I'm. proud of her.". And you tell your friends this. You go. And because she does fetish. There's a lot of people cuz they're. You're going to go, "Listen, we never. thought she was that great-looking, to. be honest. Me and her mother were kind. of shocked when she told us how well she. was doing on OnlyFans. But then she told. us she was doing fetish, and I mean. weird [ __ ].

Things that you wouldn't even think are. sexual. You're going to have to tell. this to your friends at a at a lunch. Things you wouldn't even think are. sexual. Things with eggs and stuff. It's I'm. telling you it's weird. I don't unders- I don't understand it.". Then the mother comes in and goes, "I. don't even understand what's sexual. about what she's doing.". She does different fetishes, and people. message her, and they will ask her to do. different things, and. she will do most of them. Some of the.

ones that she won't do are because she. felt that her own safety was. um. compromised by them. But we're very. proud of her. She's got a really good. business. She's always had And then your friends. Your friends are not going to blink at. this anymore. Your friends are going to. go, "She's always had a good head on her. shoulders.". Your daughter's always had a good head. on her shoulders. And then one of your. friends might go, "I don't want to make. it awkward, but I subscribe to her.". I actually subscribe to the channel. And. what she did yesterday was she just.

she took her high heel shoe and she just. crushed a roach. very slowly. And I'm telling you right now, I don't. know why, but I I I just couldn't I just. I came. I pleasured myself. And you've And he's a no longer going to. be strange conversations. And And your your wife's going to go, "YOU MIGHT AS WELL. YOU SPENT THE. MONEY.". AND AND YOU'RE NOT going to mind that.

your friend has confessed that he has. pleasured himself to your daughter. You're going to say, "Well, she's got a good business, doesn't she, Frank? She's got You're. going to go, "You know, she's got a real. personality on there.". She's got a real personality on there. And she'll do a lot of interesting. things, my daughter. She'll do a lot of. interesting things. That's what it's going to be, folks. You. You can You can You can keep trying to. get people back into the firehouse or. whatever. But no one's going to want to put out. fires in this country. People are just. going to watch things burn.

So, there is no There are no You're not. going to get people into these jobs. Just put Just encourage what they want. to do. If your son walks up and goes, "I got to. get really hot and move to Miami and. become rich or I'm going to jump. off the balcony and kill myself." You. know what you say to him? "I agree with. you.". Son, I agree Son, years ago I would tell you to go to. college and get a good job and then you. get a house. But what the [ __ ] You. can't do What is that going to do?

College, good job. I mean, what is this? 2004? Follow your passion, son. Go and catfish a pedophile in the park. Put it on camera. and really try to build something. You know, you've always look younger. than you are. You utilize that. Catfish pedophiles. These are the new jobs. People can be. mad at it. People don't have to like it, but these are 100% fully the new jobs in. our society, in our ecosystem.

And if you're a loving parent, you're. going to have to start. realizing that and encouraging your. children. to do these jobs. You're going to have to encourage your. children to do these jobs, you know? And. there's a lot of a lot of people going. to disagree with me and go, "No, we. actually want our kids to go the more. traditional route." Yeah, sure. So, they what? Jump off the aircraft. carrier into the ocean?

What you need is to encourage your. children. Encourage them. If your daughter is I'm starting Only. Fans, your son's like, "We're just. walking around, you know, finding dead. bodies and playing with them.". on camera. You go, "Good, son. I wish I am You're. so lucky.". You're so lucky. I used to go to an. office every day. And then I have to go. to your parent-teacher conference, but. you get to go to Miami.

and and and and and basically watch and. film people kill each other. outside of a club. Son, I mean, that's the life. You're. down there with your boys. You're. watching someone get killed. Somebody gets brained on the street. And. you're watching it. That's a life, isn't. it? You know? And your mother your mother. will be resentful. She'll be like, "If. only I knew about If only we had Only. Fans, I wouldn't have to work at the rec. center. I could have just put an egg in my [ __ ].

like my daughter.". She put an egg in her [ __ ] Now she's a. millionaire. That's what's coming. Embrace it. Truly. Truly. Embrace it. Don't. don't fight it. because at the end of the day. you're only fighting what's inevitable. These are your children.

You want them to be happy. You want them to be happy. And the only way they're going to be. happy is if. they're moguls or [ __ ]. Everyone in our society. can only be happy if they're a mogul or. a [ __ ]. So, when you tuck them in at night. you know, they're 32, they still live. with you. Tuck them in.

You go, "You're my little whore.". "You're my little mogul and you're my. little [ __ ]. And I believe in you. You're going to be the biggest [ __ ] of. them all.". "I am, aren't I, Daddy?". "Yes, you are. You're going to be the biggest [ __ ] of. them all.". That's what you have to do. Love your. children. Good night.