Names On Paper | The Tim Dillon Show #376

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show uh being recorded the day. that the Epstein names have leaked and. uh we're playing I want to play a little. clip. here from the good. people uh at. NBC. who are. always you know. incredibly focused.

and focusing our attention exactly where. it should be and here we. are NBC. News uh This Is How They are filtering. the Epstein news for you found I should. mention none of this obviously suggests. any wrongdoing by the former president. suggests that he was involved in a crime. it's merely talking about his. connections to Epstein something that. has already again been out there but he. has obviously maintained uh his.

innocence and denied any wrongdoing as. it relates to any abuse by people that. Epstein exploited Tom that interactions. that Clint God no thank God. I the. slander has to. stop and I thank God that. NBC has the guts to come out and say hey. just CA the president.

was mentioned 50. times in the. deposition of a victim of a human. trafficker just because he might have. taken said human trafficker plane 25. times or whatever just because the human. trafficker uh best friend jzan Maxwell. was at the president's daughter's. wedding there is no wrongdoing none of.

this. suggests any. wrongdoing by the president it's very. important that. NBC and and all the other news networks. that we know and trust come out and. first and. foremost defend the honor of the man. who's mentioned 50 times in the human. trafficking.

uh. docks it's very important who will do it. if not. NBC who will do it who will come out and. you know. defend rightly defend this man who is. being maligned with such ugly. talk such ugly talk for no.

reason none of this suggests any. wrongdoing by the pr none of it Play it. Again Play The the first couple of lines. again none of. this found I should mention none of this. obviously suggests any wrongdoing by the. former president suggest that he was. involved in crime with the human. trafficker being on the plane of the. human trafficker having the human. trafficker friend at the wedd none of it. suggests any wrongdoing none of it. suggest any wrongdoing it just happens.

it's ju just. happens like. uh Chris Matthews who used to host hard. ball until I don't even know what. happened I don't know why they threw him. out I don't think he even did anything I. think he I don't know what he did I. think he made some inappropriate comment. to a woman in an elevator. whatever Chris Matthews his reaction to. the epine thing was like well all of. these politicians they're just they're.

broke and they need rides around the. country so some of them end up in these. planes and Rich guys offer to fly them. around yeah this is. uh yeah Chris Matthews came out and said. like uh Hey guys the clintons can't. afford to Charter their own plane yet. they yet I can some now I can Charter a. private plane if I want to go perform at. s Splitters in Tampa.

but the Bill and Hillary Clinton M. somehow can't afford a chartered plane. so they have to take the charity of uh. Jeffrey. Epstein uh Chris Matthews goes to get. around for their professional and. political. reasons they've become friends with the. wrong freaking people and these people. are frightening and they want something. they want the pr of hanging around a.

politician so that was uh Chris Matthews. again somebody who works at NBC that was. his. way of understanding it is that it's a. big 90s movie. mixup where you end up on a plane with a. human trafficker at a at an island where. they're having sex orges with children. it's a big mixup you weren't supposed to. be there you just needed a ride it was.

Planes Trains and Automobiles starring. the ex-president of the United States. and a bunch of 15year olds that's what. it was and anyone who thinks it's. anything else you're not you're crazy. because none of this suggests any. wrongdoing not one not any of it none of. it none of it this is the level of. gaslighting and I hate that word. but but it is but I will use it when it. suits my purposes and I will say that. this is a level of gaslighting that is.

almost impressive the news now has to. tell you that your eyes and ears are. you're seeing the words and they're on. the paper but they have to then tell you. that none of the words actually are any. indication of what the words are. supposed to. mean like for example it would be like. me handing you a menu and then walking. over to your table a few minutes later. and going none of this is food and you. go well I don't understand you go well.

it's just words on a paper none of it. suggests we have any of the food you go. wait but it's a menu saying you've got a. steak and mashed potatoes yeah but have. you seen any of it well no I haven't. walked back into the kitchen well then. it doesn't suggest that we have it. that's what they're saying I mean this. is insane these are the legal documents. these are legal document this isn't uh. something people made up this isn't like. something people uh uh came up with on X. to be cute these are genuine legal.

documents released through the media you. know what I mean they're not only being. hand it's not like the Twitter files. they're not being handed exclusively to. a small group of journalists these are a. wide. ranging uh institutions are publishing. these uh the veracity is not in question. these are real documents and how many. times find out how many times Clinton's. mentioned I believe it's 50 yeah I think.

it's like 56 oh pull up yeah it's I. believe it's a 50 to 60 times that the. president of the United States the. ex-president of the United. States the ex CIA director uh ahud. Barack the ex- prime minister of Israel. all of these people were mentioned in. the documents but the. media is now coming out and going but by. the way none of them this doesn't. suggest that they did anything wrong.

this just uh you know it's just. something that. happens there they'll pin this whole. thing on David Copperfield by the way. David cop he's going to jail you will. see David Copperfield per walked all of. these billionaires they've mentioned. Dubin and black the Leon the Apollo guy. and Glen Dubin they'll all be fine the. clintons will be fine somehow David. Copperfield this creep.

magician that me and my dad you. know we watched him make a train. disappear in the 9s MH on television it. was kind of cool do you remember that I. don't you were young but you know he did. a thing he made a train disappear and. and me and my father watched it maybe. you could find. it and I like David. Copperfield but. apparently. apparently yeah he made this train.

vanish what year was this uh it looks. like are we going to get a YouTube. strike for playing this that's a good. point or do you think copperfield's. people are distracted he's got no. problem maybe they're distracted right. now maybe copperfield's media team's. distracted and they're not going to be. reporting people playing as a train. trick I don't. know but I will tell you this apparently. David Copperfield was doing magic you. know you think when you go to a. pedophile orgy that would be all you do.

but apparently the epin went the extra. mile he had like fun other things. happening MH can you imagine being a. frustrated pedophile and you're sitting. there and you're like all right like you. know what I mean like uh I get it he's a. big comedian but you know we're here to. you know I mean that's why we took the. plane you know I mean we're all being. blackmailed and videotaped and you know. can we just get to it because like if I. if I see this guy do another card trick.

I'm going to kill myself but apparently. that's what Epstein Did You Know It's. never enough just to be a. pimp It's never enough to be anything by. the way this is what's interesting about. life it's one of the great human. comedies where it's never enough so you. have this guy who's a a like a pimp. Jeffrey Epstein's a pedophile pimp and. everyone coming to that island now I. know the media would disagree with my. crazy General ization right because of.

course there were people that went to. the island to see the fauna and the. Flora but uh let's just say that a good. 90 some odd percent of them were there. to kids that's why they're going. and Jeffrey Epstein is he's created this. island pedophile Paradise for all of. these people but it's not enough because. he goes well you know he goes but I I. want them that I want them that I want. this to be a weekend they'll never never. forget and you go well no you know.

probably even jlan was probably like no. no no darling they they're going to love. it we go we go everything I got all. these girls we're bringing them in he. goes no no no but what if what about it. a magic show and she's all really know. we need I don't darling I don't know if. we have we've got all these we've got. all these children from Bad homes and. they're going to they're going to. all these people and darling they're. going to love it and he's like yeah but. I just want more. I want I want people to talk about this.

I don't want this just to be you know. the same old pedophile orgies that. they've always been doing in Washington. I want. magic I want fun what about a tarot card. what about a tarot card reader how about. a tarot card reader what about a fun. carnival you know some circus games it. might fit the theme of being. pedophiles how about uh that uh fun. thing where you know the water gun and. the clowns mouth jlane can we make it.

fun shouldn't we have it a little more. fun here I you know they don't want it. and then there's probably these. pedophiles that are like and this guy. Jeffrey was insufferable too he started. talking about science and seeding the. human race with his DNA and can you. imagine that you you shove to the. pedophile Island and then Stephen. Hawkings there and Jeffrey EP is like so. we're doing a talk about uh physics with. step Hawking and then we're David.

Copperfield I is making a a tree. disappear and then we'll all the. kids people are going hey man um not for. nothing but can we get a move on. this it is hilarious because he was a a. pedophile pimp I mean none of that's. funny but just the idea that it wasn't. enough he wanted to be known he wanted. to hang out with like scientists and he. thought he was like a bon vant you he. was a pimp he was like you know the. people people that you noticed uh or or.

that you didn't you know you would see. in New York City when I was growing up. like these guys with fur coats or. leather coats or you know big Cadillacs. and then they'd have the hookers. standing in Time Square that's all. Jeffrey Epstein was all he was as a pimp. but he had delusions of grandeur like. anyone. else anyone else because the Mad in the. CIA kept you know pushing him and he was. blackmailing all these people and they. were kind of like you know they had his. back up until when they didn't but he.

had all these delusions of grandeur it's. like you know he wanted to have all. these scientists hang out at his house. he wanted to hang out with Bill. Gates and uh he wanted to pick their. brains and he really fancied himself as. this guy who was on The Cutting Edge but. he was just a pimp that's the thing. magician David Copperfield had dinner. with Jeffrey EP and asked victim if she. realized Predators girls were getting. paid to find out other girls for him to. abuse so what is what does this mean was.

Copperfield saying this like hey what's. up here this incriminates Copperfield. potentially why or maybe he's asking. because he doesn't like this maybe maybe. it's just it's you know he but did he. leave the island after he asked this. question because you know he then he. kind of knows something's going on. either way the documents said go down. here for minute David Copperfield was at. a dinner at Epstein's and there was. another girl present who looked Young. and Joanna asked what school she went to.

and Joanna did not recognize the school. name as being a college and she said it. was possible that it was a high. school-aged girl Joanna said Copperfield. questioned me if I was aware that girls. were getting paid to find other. girls. huh then there's all those weird Notes. too like the jackpot thing we saw. earlier yeah get some of those up David. copperfield's notes when he got to the. island. none of this suggests any.

wrongdoing David. Copperfield he's like and now my trick I. will make these 15-year-old girls. disappear so this is weird yeah this is. odd this is an important. message uh Mr David Copperfield this is. for. Jeffrey time. 5:36 I guess AM or PM I can't see.

he will be receiving later arriving. later and he will be expecting he'll be. arriving later he will be expecting he. will be arriving later and he will be. expecting for Jeffrey Epstein David. Copperfield the date my birthday January. 22nd 2005 I was of course not born in. 2005 I was born in uh. 1902 but uh the message. for Jeffrey Epstein from.

someone speaking on behalf of David. Copperfield. yes it's jackpot right is the message. it's. jackpot I don't know what that means but. I'll tell you this it doesn't suggest. any. wrongdoing it doesn't it doesn't if you. just cuz you've sent a human trafficker. a message of visiting his Island does. not suggest it's NBC is telling you it.

does not suggest any wrong dut now if. Donald Trump infl inflates the price of. a condo by 80 grand he should be given. the death penalty but NBC is letting us. know that it's just not that big of a. deal none of this is that big of a deal. the messages to visiting the pretty soon. by the way the new spin on this because. the spin already the media is doing his. kind of brilliant the media is doing. this thing would it go so what so what.

because the me remember the media is all. implicated too the media's compromised. the media's got problems you couldn't. even imagine right so they just have to. come out and we're talking about the. people who own these companies and all. this stuff this everybody knows what's. going on so they are instructing their. anchors to just basically go out and. just basically be like. listen of course.

did this is the spin the media is. putting on this which is actually kind. of. hilarious the the spin on this is that. Jeffrey Epstein opened a phone book in. New York City and picked these people's. names out because they sounded. rich and. somehow they ended up in this uh in. these court filings but other than that. we cannot draw any conclusions from this. we can draw no conclusion now remember.

it's the same group of. people that if somebody at moral Lago. had a meeting with a guy whose brother. knew a guy who went to Russia and met. Putin shook his hand the Labyrinth of. connections that were being used to. justify this idea that the Russia gate. thing was real this is the same media. that was coming up with the you know the. steel dossier these memos these the piss.

tape all these weird conspiracies that. were like held together by essentially. nothing right conjecture and all of this. Stu downright lies all of this stuff. kind of being packaged together um. they're now telling you that actual. credible genuine. evidence documents from a court don't. really suggest anything they don't mean. anything and by the way they're not. going to find find out what it means. this is the other thing that the the.

media is basically going like this hey. hey guys uh we don't know what it means. and you don't know what it means and. we're not going to try to find out what. it means so we'll just all live with the. mystery we don't know this doesn't. suggest any. wrongdoing would you think that it's. enough to maybe start investigating a. little of the wrongdoing do you think. that's uh enough but they're not doing. any of that their job pretty assume it's. coming where they're going to say.

visiting the island was not a thing. either they're going to go so what yeah. people went to an island that doesn't. mean. anything yes they went to a pedophile. orgy Island but it's not it doesn't mean. that anything was going. on the only one who did anything was. David Copper they're gonna tell they're. gonna come on the TV and they're going. to say that David Copperfield ran this. whole. operation and that Clinton was there to. stop David Copperfield from molesting.

the girls that's what we're going to be. told Bill Clinton found out about this. and he went to that Island 25 times to. try to shut it down to try to stop it. bill and his lesbian wife got on the. plane to try to stop it from happening. because he was chasing David but it was. so hard to keep chasing David Copper. field cuz David kept making Epstein's. jet disappear so that's why Clinton had. to keep going back to the island to shut. it down this is what the media is going.

to do they're going to do this over the. next couple of days and weeks they're. going to do this they're going to go. hey they're gonna go we are just a. gas at what is that Happ but we just. cannot believe it we don't understand. get some other. random media coverage get a CBS get. anybody up. there because I've been watching. watching some of these and it really.

doesn't matter which one you watch I. mean Fox might be a little different but. the tenor of the coverage and I don't. even know if Fox is that different the T. because there's a lot of Republicans. implicated in this. too here we go so this is CB here's the. good people at CBS News let's see what. they're doing naming people connected to. Jeffrey Epstein have been unsealed the. documents include nearly 950 Pages last. month a federal judge ruled the names of. Epstein's alleged victims and those. connected to him must be made public.

Epstein was indicted on federal sex. trafficking charges in 2019 he later. died by Suicide publication does not. imply knowledge of his alleged crimes or. involvement in them the names are part. of a lawsuit right F F this is by the. way this is line number one this is line. one in every news thing line one they. don't get to it later first of all died. by Suicide repeated that lie we all know. know it's a lie we know the you know the.

the guards were asleep or. whatever there were every we all know. the whole thing his Sate was a you know. I'm not even going to rehash it but we. know but it's again CBS going a. publication does not imply knowledge of. his crimes now here's the deal here's. the deal. okay in what other news case have they. done this in what other case and by the. way I'm not saying that everybody in the. documents is guilty that's not what I'm.

saying I'm saying in what other news. case do they feel the need to go out and. say just because these names are being. bandied about doesn't mean they did. anything wrong this is the first thing. they say MH in what other news case does. the president an ex-president of the. United States mentioned over 50 times in. these documents the first thing you say. is well there's nothing illegal here. nobody knows anything no you have to.

believe that all of this is an accident. that all of these people are just an. accident it's a complete accident that. they're all being. mentioned they had no idea they had no. idea they had no idea what are you. talking about these are the wealthiest. people in the world they can go anywhere. they. want on. vacation okay they can go anywhere they. want they the richest people in the. world they can go anywhere they.

want they lead. countries they can go. anywhere this is not a bunch of my. friends from Long Island who would just. go the French Virgin Islands. really this is the wealthiest people in. the. world they do not need to go to this. island there's no reason they're going. to this island island with this.

guy this is not there they can travel. they can Charter planes they have other. friends with planes the people in the. media act like Jeffrey Epstein owned the. one private plane available from 2005 to. 2020 it's like that's not there's a. whole industry I have a lovely jet. broker named Dirk he's a large man from. Boa rone he can get you private. jet the Epstein is not the only guy with.

the jet this idea that he's the only. person with a jet the media looks. straight in the face go there's no. indication that anybody on the chat did. anything wrong people need to take Jets. what are they going to do walk where are. they gonna go so it's interesting that. it's the F it's not only that they're. saying it they're not saying it at the. end they're saying it in the. beginning they're saying it in the. beginning because they're going to claim. they're they're all afraid of. vigilantism and vigilante justice and I.

understand the mob Justice is not good. now they this is the reason that they're. coming out with these disclaimers. they're going to say that they're going. to go well people are endangered by. their names being out. there and there's some truth to that so. why don't you do the work of figuring. out who did who did. it why don't you do the work of figuring. out why the ex-president's name who's. going to be fine at Secret Service. protection he's fine and these billion.

I'm not worried about these billionaires. by the way I'm not really worried about. the guy that runs high it right isn't he. name the guy who runs Hyatt are we're. worried about the guy who runs Hyatt his. safety it's not true these are the same. people that don't care at all about. remember those dumb uh story about those. Covington kids they were doxing them. they weren't concerned about the safety. of those kids they weren't concerned. about the safety of anybody they don't. care about the safety this is a. hilarious angle by the way it's a.

hilarious angle well we the safety of. the people named in the do they don't. care they don't care about due process. they don't care about safety they don't. care about anything the media is driven. by only likes uh clicks. shares eyeballs views this is what they. do this is all that they do this is how. they stay alive so when they come out. and they go well we just want to let you. know that all of the people named here. it has nothing to do with the EP being a.

human trafficker this is just people. that kind of knew him and and I'm sure. some of that is true I'm sure there's a. guy that was like what's going on if. there's always some guy that gets roped. into something and he's sitting there. going wait a minute what there are. people that ended up in places they. shouldn't have been but it's not all of. them and it's probably not even um the. majority of like there's probably a lot. of people I'm not saying that there.

aren't people that just were on the jet. or whatever but when you're talking. about repeat trips to the island you're. talking. about people asking questions people. visiting and hanging out with this guy. after he'd already been convicted of um. the first uh massage gone wrong which. again he was just basically like I got a. massage from this and she lied. about her age you know you know these. girls are always lying and massaging.

you finish a little bit let's see a. little bit more of how they handle this. the great people CBS News just want to. let you know that everything's. good galain Maxwell who was sentenced to. 20 years in prison for sex trafficking. young girls for Epstein CBS News. correspondent Nancy Chen joins me now. okay Nancy there's a lot to sift through. what do you know there is we are going. through this right now we have a team. combating attacking this big document. relase just got 40 documents in total uh.

more than as you mentioned. 940 Pages plus we have a team going. through this right now we'll make sure. to bring you updates but here's what we. do know it's important to not that being. named as you mentioned does not. necessarily mean that someone had. knowledge of or involvement in absence. of. Crime Stop that Nancy Chen now coming in. here hot Nancy's coming in hot she's. coming in. hot she's like I just want to reiterate.

to the retards who watch this. network many of you are old you got. pills falling out of your mouths you're. drooling you're basically dead what we. want to let you know for the 19th time. we're coming in. hot none of this means that anyone did. anything wrong these are just names on a. piece of paper like your name could be. on it or your friend's name could be on. it no one did anything no one did.

nothing here this is separate there's. Jeffrey Epstein the human trafficker and. then there's this thing that we got. which is a whole another thing that's. the way the media is handling this this. is. different this is a whole another thing. let's continue with Nancy. Chen of accusers along with potential. Witnesses underage accusers were kept. under seal here uh that said nearly 190. J Do's were mentioned uh in these.

documents they're tied to a civil. lawsuit against EP Epstein's accomplice. galain Maxwell who is now serving as you. mentioned a 20-year prison sentence for. helping Epstein groom and sexually abuse. underage girls her accuser Virginia du. fre says she was trafficked when she was. 17 to Britain's prince Andrew who has. denied her allegations they settled out. of court in 2022 but EPC a convicted sex. offender died by su suicide in jail in. 2019 while awaiting trial for sex.

trafficking I do want to point out that. two people connected to today's release. have asked for their names to stay under. seal and a judge granted those requests. temporarily as their objections remained. under review so we're going to continue. going through this there's a lot to sift. through and we'll make sure you as it. they said nothing okay it's it's amazing. how they they say nothing they go. there's a lot there's a lot there's a. lot to go through here we got a crack. team in the back by the way wait does. anyone believe that does anyone does.

anyone believe that CBS News has a team. of people going through these documents. does anyone gun to your head you know. what it is right you go in the back of. CBS News there's like a fat guy he's. eating you know it's New York they're. all New York he's eating like a like a. like a you know like a a pin wheel from. a pizzeria like a pepperoni pin wheel. and it's kind of like he's like pulled. it apart and the cheese is kind of.

concealed it's kind of gross and he's. like dunking it in the sauce and she's. kind of gy at it like a rat wood and. he's got this uh you know he's got like. the Epstein all the docks up and like. it's his job to like make sense out of. this that's the best case scenario it's. like one they they put one fat idiot on. it and they're like what do you think. and he's like oh no there's a lot of. people named in here a lot of. people getting up over there it's. not a correct Twitter's ripped it all. apart X sorry X has of course Broken it.

down. quicker I gave a quote to Barry Weiss in. the Free Press I did a little funny joke. Barry Weiss and the Free Press will be. printing that if they don't print it I. will sue them because I wrote. it but uh we'll we'll be moving on. shortly from this story but this is uh. interesting it is develop Ving and I I. just want to say that when I while I.

cover this story I want to let my. audience know my viewers my listeners. people that have listened to this show. some of them seven or eight years. um that just because I'm talking about. the names of these people that have been. mentioned it does not imply that I think. they did anything wrong I think they're. all fine upstanding people I think. they're all great people I think it's. probably a situation where there's some.

type of. accident that happened where they all. ended up on a human trafficker Island. multiple times it happens it. happens it h layovers you know. happens I wanted to as a sad story now. Lisa's Lounge this is a a bar in Long. Island New. York I spent many of my formative years. here many fans of this show know about. Le L's. Lounge because it is something that I.

have talked about at nauseum in the. early. episodes to all my so this is uh this is. two days ago somebody shared this with. me from a Facebook group I did not know. Lisa's Lounge was on Facebook I didn't. follow them to all my Lisa Lounge family. and friends after 22. years the doors are officially closed. for Good we wanted to take the time to. thank all the patronage and bartenders. that have helped us Thrive over the. years we are now on to a new year and a.

new chapter happy New Year and cheers to. the Future and then can you make that. picture big. yeah and this is a little celebration I. believe they had the end there's the end. of Lisa's lounge and that's sad isn't it. man I wish I stayed there huh well there. it is the end of Lisa's. Lounge a great place I used to sit at. that bar and drink almost a bottle of. vodka every. night wow.

well we wish everyone well maybe that'll. be their last night of drinking and then. after that all right take it down please. take it down it's giving me flashbacks. doing stress I want to say that no one. in that photo just because they're in. that photo does not mean that they're. consuming alcohol Andor doing cocaine. just because they're in that photo that. doesn't mean that's what they're doing. it does not suggest that's the. activities that are happening we don't.

know this crazy article I read 200 hours. to maintain your and by the way just. before I say goodbye to leisa's. Lounge I will say that everyone in their. life at one point I do not trust you if. you haven't had a a a watering. hole some type of dirt bag bar I don't. trust people that only uh uh frequent. clubs or. lounges or uh you know high-end.

establishments my father said to me once. when I was telling him I was like an. alcoholic he said listen every a dirt. big bar he goes a corner bar has played. a role in every Dylan's life he goes I. was like well that's not really a have a. real problem he's like your uncle Tommy. had Buckley he goes I had a place called. The Bitter End I'm like that's not but. okay but I will say this uh I will say. this about having a good dirt bag. bar you learn a lot about the world from.

places like that there is this idea in. our culture now that the only uh place. you can learn things from is uh the the. number one the digital. space or even more. importantly uh you could only learn. things from successful people this is. like the. real uh. interesting. because it wasn't always like that by. the way all of these parables in the.

Bible and you know literature forever. has focused on like you know a lot of. the greatest literary characters Don. kote uh Willie lman any of these people. right they've been failures they've been. uh you know delusional they've been. miscreant they've been near duells but. now we're we're only learning anything. from like successful people or people. that pretend to be successful and that's. kind of unfortunate because a a a a good. Corner Bar a good Gin Mill a good.

watering Hall will show you how not to. live it's important to know how not to. live it's important to know what giving. up is it's important to know truly. really it's important to know what it. looks like when you let the things that. you battle with win it's important to. know what it feels like um to have uh no.

absolutely no uh fight left in you and. that's what a lot of those bars will. open your eyes up to because again the. first few times you go it really is a. lot of fun and everybody's Goofy and. silly and people are laughing maniacally. it's they're charged up it's it's it's a. mad house in those places. because that is it for those people. people that is it you might be stopping. in.

ironically or you might be going in to. see what the deal is their lives are. that bar they are there as much as they. can be. 247 so they're in their element they're. having an uncomfortable amount of fun. sometimes um and then when they have. breakdowns and they get really sad. they're also there they don't leave they. don't go away to have their moments. everything the whole tapestry of Life.

the highs and lows are there and you. know it's good to see what that is like. and I did it when I was in my early to. mid 20s and then got out of that and. decided I wanted to have another life. which I also. recommend but I will say this I don't. regret the time I. spent sitting in that bar drinking out. alcohol with. people doing.

cocaine you. know and talking about nothing because. that's what those bars are you you don't. really talk about. anything I'd sit in. there people's children would come in. crying and. go they they try you know a woman would. come in and she'd try to drag her. husband out she'd be like you've been. here three days you have a daughter you. disgust me and he'd be like like. you get out of here and the girl the. daughter the 11-year-old daughter would. be behind him behind her and he'd be.

like I can't believe you're using her to. come in here and make a. point and then she'd leave and the the. kid and her are crying and she'd leave. and the guy looks at me he goes she's. very selfish I go I can tell I can see. how she'd be a problem and I go that was. very performative bringing the daughter. in here I go I don't like that one bit. and he goes I agree and then we would. you know do shots and drink it is a nice. time to kind of connect with different. people but you should. learn. exactly where your threshold is where is.

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Chu promo code Tim to receive your first. month free visit blu.com for more. details and important safety information. I we thank blue for sponsoring the. podcast this article makes no sense it. takes at least 200 hours to make a close. friendship and more to maintain it this. is completely insane what what what uh. is this what is this the Wall Street. Journal yeah yeah so whenever the Wall. Street Journal writes an article like. this by the way it is simply trying to. get you to buy stocks or something like. the Wall Street Journal has no interest.

in social behavior outside of the. Paradigm of capitalism they don't care. they don't care it does not interest or. Fascinate them so whenever they put this. stuff out it's like when Bloomberg or. Barons or any of these Financial things. writes about culture it's always. because they want. you in some way to be a better unit of. production and this is why they're. writing it they're not writing it.

because they have like an interest in. your spiritual life you know you know. that article that came out where they. were like you don't need dining rooms. they're dining rooms going out of style. who needs hallways you know just have a. door from one room to the next like. they're doing that so you get used to. less and less and you walk into a in a. house one day that's going to look like. a shelter and you go that's fine because. I read that no one needs dining rooms. anymore there preparing you for the type. of Life they they kind of want you to.

live many of us worry that we don't put. in enough time to maintain close. friendships but how much is enough as we. Trek further into adulthood many of our. friends fall away it's understandable. family and jobs become more demanding. and free time more limited yeah because. of the Wall Street. Journal we may want to meet a close. friend for coffee or dinner but our. calendars are full with work work must. do appointments meetings or kids.

activities about 88% of us adults say. they have lost touch with a close friend. at some point and 71% would like to. rekindle that relationship according to. a 2020. survey huh four in 10 Americans have. said they didn't have a best friend at. all this is the epidemic of loneliness. this is a big thing now by the way this. is a big deal we're reading about this. all the time research on the science of. friendship ship does offer some insights. that can help you maintain friendships. among the lessons be realistic about how.

many good friendships you can reasonably. maintain and then they go into the. science of friendship. huh unfort I like this unfortunately for. the hyper efficient Among Us there's no. magic formula for how much time you need. to spend on your friends to keep them. can you. imagine the sickness of this art like in. the insanity of this article how insane. this is is this is a sentence I'm going. to read again this is in the Wall Street. Journal someone printed this in the Wall.

Street. Journal this is not like a a paper that. is you know in a in a in a you line a. litter box with it's the W Street. Journal unfortunately for the hyper. efficient amongst us Among Us there's no. magic formula for how much time you need. to spend on your friends to keep them. each friend ship and friend is unique. and thrives or Withers depending on how.

we interact hey thanks. guys thanks so. much one of the most powerful papers in. the world that has. decided by the way during a time when we. have a war in the Middle East where. 30,000 people are killed I believe the. vast majority of them children that we. are. bankrolling we have a we're about to go.

to war uh with the yemeni houthi rebels. or. whatever the global balance of power is. Shifting and realigning all the time we. are in now in 34 trillion do worth of. debt as a country The Wall Street. Journal a paper who's created a lot of. these problems is writing about. buddies they're writing articles about. your buddy and where your buddy where's. my buddy go hey where did my where did.

there are they're. killing children in Gaza right now at a. pace that is like un even Jewish people. now are going. hey they're choosing to write it about. where was your buddy go did your buddy. leave where did your buddy go oh your. buddy got on a different bus and he. moved to a different town this is.

written for fivey old what's. happening is like all of these articles. are written now like they're like let's. pretend you were a human being they're. written like you're already Ai and. you're becoming a human listen to this. in order to move from casual friends to. close friends you need to spend an. additional 140 to 160 hours together for. a total of about 200 hours that's. completely untrue. that is a complete lie that is. completely untrue that is not true I.

have close friends and I've not spent. 200 hours with them that's completely. untrue conversely spending 200 hours. together doesn't necessarily mean a. person will become a close friend of. course it doesn't who is who is this for. who is writing these articles at the. Wall Street like there's nothing else. going. on 200 members of the ruling class just. got exposed in the document is potential.

pedophiles at the Wall Street Journal is. like the you and your buddy have. lunch sometimes your buddy won't like. the lunch you. like I'm I don't know why I'm doing an. Adam Sandler voice but it just feels. correct but it is insane that this is. what they're choosing to write about and. this is all cockamamy science it's not. true this is there's no science this is. not science you have to spend 200 hours. with someone before they like you that's. not.

science when it comes to maintaining. friendships it's not just the number of. hours you spend together but what you do. that. matters Hall says based on Research what. research I mean this is. crazy send that text here's what it. comes down to here's what they want send. that. text we we generally don't need to. maintain friendships with one of our two. best friends says sociologist Jan yger. researches friendships and has written. several books on the subject she. frequently texts or calls her best.

friend from college who lives about. three hours. away it's important she says to. recognize you are truly bus D D. D here's the thing with friendships they. all have Golden Ages this is the truth. there are certain friends that you have. for a very long time there's but you're. never you never quite recapture the. Golden Age of your friendship this is. completely normal in life it's normal. that your circle uh gets smaller and I. know there is an epidemic of of.

loneliness in the country and a lot of. that's because our lives are digital now. and a lot of th those lives are empty. and unfulfilling and digital communities. aren't uh the most supportive fulfilling. and you know I guess maybe the answer I. guess will be they're going to be become. more immersive and then they will feel. more real but as of right now that's. kind of empty it's not um it's not. seeing people and being face to face and. being and you know there's a book. bowling Alone written about this and. it's a pretty good book about you know.

the collapse of like those social. communities that you know held people. together whether it was Knights at. Columbus or whatever but it's just funny. that this is the most obvious article. that anyone could write about anything. and and and growing up and and evolving. and you learn all this stuff and I just. don't know why these papers now are. treating us like we're. six I don't think that's a good. that that that big uh papers right now. are treating us like we're.

six like it's a very strange Dynamic the. way they're speak this is the Wall. Street Journal people who read this have. a little bit going on this is not like. the New York Post or something this is. like the Wall Street Journal where it's. like the people who read this are. supposed to be like higher and they're. like sometimes your friend moves away. and you don't have that friend anymore. it's it's like guys why are we focusing. an inordinate amount of words on this uh.

very uh understandable concept that. friendships change and some of them get. better or worse over time and by the way. that's every relationship in your life. that's uh your wife your husband your. family it's all about the time you put. in I just don't it's such a strange. thing this is not. only this particular article it's a. whole Spate of these articles now that. are being.

written like we are like it's terrifies. me this article is in the Wall Street. Journal how scary it is they will write. about anything except Epstein they will. write about anything except this I mean. the social science of. friendships when was this published a. couple of days ago is a long time ago uh. yesterday two days ago yesterday two. days. ago they're like yeah you know we just. want to. uh listen to this ready go go up a.

little bit. here Arthur Aaron a research professor. in the department of psychology at. Stonybrook University developed a. procedure to study interpersonal. closeness in the lab researchers. provided pairs of strangers three sets. of in increasingly personal questions. for example they might start with when. did you last s yourself and progressed. to when did you last cry in front of. another person they found that strangers. in this fast fr study could. establish interpersonal closeness in 45.

minutes the takeaway was that sharing. things about yourself can lead to close. friendships I mean can you imagine this. is can you imagine this the. takeaway the takeaway is that sharing. things about yourself can lead the CL I. mean this is like this is mindblowing I. was reading this going like is this real. are we is this is this AI are they like. trying out a system to write articles. like this is the Wall Street Journal. telling you that sharing close stuff can. make you friend oh yeah yeah duh this is.

crazy once that closeness is established. Aaron says that some ways to maintain. closeness are supporting friends when. things go wrong for them and celebrating. their achievements this is for the. robots this has got to be for this has. got to be for like autonomous human Bots. and they're just they're just writing it. and they're throwing it in the Wall. Street Journal it it it terrifies me. that this is how stupid people are. getting that we we need articles like. this or that articles like this.

automatically don't become jokes. MH I'll tell you this this is another. thing that I've been thinking about as. we head into this um election because. Joe Biden is uh out there he's. campaigning at uh some some not too uh. Happy places he's. going he's going into uh Biden kick off. 2024 by delving into some of the. country's darkest moments the Associated. Press that's nice a lot of people think.

the move when you are running a. presidential campaign is to be uh. positive and and remind people that uh. you are a positive. force um that's not the case uh this guy. is going to Valley Forge. Pennsylvania where George Washington in. the Continental Army spent a bleak. winter near 250 years ago okay then he's.

going to Mother Emanuel Church in. Charleston where nine people were shot. and killed in a June 15 white. supremacist. attack oh boy it's not exactly the Fun. Run is it no he's going to some really. Bleak. places well I think he's leaning into. this idea you know he's old he's. decrepit it would I guess be weird to. see him at like the opening of a Six.

Flags so he's going to a gym I mean he's. going to a. church where there was a massacre and. he's going to Valley. Forge it's dark it's it's it's G to be. an interesting election I like that's. where we're starting it here yeah this. is our Baseline our Baseline is the the. mother Emanuel Church Valley Forge a lot. of people Di here lot of death that's. how he's kicking it off MH he's kicking.

off with a lot of death and he's going. to remind people that things are bad. things can get a lot worse that's what. he's going to remind people he's goingon. to remind people that I'm running for. president because horrible things have. happened that's the that's the that's. the that seems to be the campaign's. early Focus I'm running for president. because terrible things have happened in. this country country and they could. happen again and that's why I'm here to. run for president because I am all that.

is standing be between you and more. Terrible Things Terror you what's that. line from Game of Thrones the night is. dark and full of Terrors Joe Biden 2024. the night is dark you get that Priestess. from Game of Thrones that's who should. do the commercial She's Like the Lord of. Light the Lord of Light the night is. dark and full of Terrors Biden 2024. that's where he's uh that's where he's.

starting he's starting there where do. you go if you start at Valley Forge only. up only up you'd think you would think. Gettysburg yeah he might he might it. might get even worse he might leave the. country you might see the next. commercial he does might be from as. schwitz you know I'm Jo Biden here at. out schtz you know like that might be. where he goes he might just go to the. scene of mass Graves everywhere which I.

support I may vote for him if Joe Biden. conducts an entirely Mass grave campaign. it'll be hard not to get my vote because. it's just where I live you know so if he. just for every week if he's broadcasting. from the sight of another Massacre like. if he's like and this is where the. commandes uh you know just killed all. the settlers cut their throats and they. all bled out even the babies even the. babies if he somehow finds a way to do.

that it'll be difficult to uh you. know to. not to not get a little bit excited but. that's an interesting strategy like. people in strategy room are like listen. they think you're old they think you're. out of touch here's what we'll do you. need to show them that uh horrible. things happen horrible horrible horrible. terrible things because when people are. thinking about these horrible terrible. things you will seem by comparison not.

such a big deal that you don't know. where you are or what you're saying but. we need to remind people how Bleak it. can get so that you seem uh like The. Logical choice because he is The Logical. choice if that is the country that. you're in every day in your head the the. the the tragedy at that church was. horrible by the way and that kid should. have been executed I don't know if who. was or. not but if that's where you live like if. you wake up every day and that's the.

mentality you're in and or you're. thinking somehow about the rough winter. that the Continental Army had at Valley. Forge if that's where you are mentally. then I think that's the the Biden. campaign wants you to be there that's. where they want you to be they want you. to be in a place. where um you know there's Darkness out. there and it's coming for you and you. just got to you just got to not let it. Eat You Alive and the only way to not.

let it Eat You Alive is kind of like Joe. Biden's being put out there as like The. Giver there was that book that Lois. Lowry wrote that all these young we all. read when we were young kids and it was. this one guy who takes all the pain of. the world and that's now Joe Biden this. elderly dementia ridden man is being. paraded in front of these Mass Graves to. tell people that yes horrible nasty. terrible things happen but don't worry. about it he's got it he's got it he's. the one he breathes in the terror he.

knows what it's like he's going to. protect. you it would be. hilarious if Joe. Biden gets up at Valley Forge or that. church and he starts talking about like. the Epstein thing thing and he goes you. know a lot of names came out Jeffrey EP. you know he'll say he's a bad dude he.

say he's a bad dude but he'll go but but. because people had their names mentioned. does not imply that they did anything. wrong they they did not you got to. understand man that just CU those people. are mentioned they didn't do anything. wrong and then everyone's like okay that. makes a lot of sense. thank you so much and this is the The. Joe Biden graveyard campaign Trump is.

kind of Legally now trying to get. himself on the. ballot one guy is trying to get himself. back on the ballot because he's being. kicked off the ballot because he's got. issues the other guy is starting his. campaign stops at the the scene of mass. death it's gonna be a fun fun. season got to be a fun fun. Season watching all of this play out.

gonna be very very interesting Tim. Dillan comedy.com we're on the. road uh go there get tickets we're not. going to bother you and tell you where. we're going to be it's gonna it'll be. annoying to keep reading those. dates you you support us we're doing. very well we are added to our third show. in Boston come see us at the Wilbur. Theater and we love everybody here we. love all of. you if your friend your.

friend if you're friends with your. friend they'll be your. friend and uh we'll watch the Epstein. story continue to develop and as always. we will rely on the analysis of a uh. disinterested and uh compromised media. who will be a lot of fun in the cold uh. months of January not too cold anymore. actually it's kind of nice in New York. people wearing shorts nice nice nice.

well you know I was so I wanted my dad's. name or someone to be mentioned in those. Epstein Docks but my nearo well parents. again have failed me and how cool would. it have been you know it's like it would. have been like shitty that he was a. pedophile but I would have been like wow. really. really if he went anywhere French I'd be. uh proud you know good night.