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Israeli official says Iran War is. inevitable and us should attack now. that's what I love about Israel I liked. it as a friend they're always getting us. into something I like it the summer got. a little boring since you know they. almost shot the president in Brad. daylight they who knows who they is um. I'm just saying it was you know we're. kind of in the doldrums the dog days of. summer as they say and of course our. good friend Israel says listen this war.

with Iran which no one uh knew anything. about a few months ago is an. inevitability it's just going to happen. and the US should attack now just get it. over with rip the Band-Aid off go in. there and do what you need to do let's. not get nuts with the diplomacy let's. not waste anybody's time Israel's like. people's patience has been really. strained by this uh Gaza War which has. gone on now for almost a year.

right and they go people are really. getting sick of this nobody knows what. the objective anymore is in Goa I don't. think anyone knows I don't think anyone. knows what the objective is anymore I I. don't think it the objective is clear. now I don't know if it you know one time. it was to defend yourself to root out. Hamas and people understood that um but. now I don't know that anyone knows that. you know there's a clear objective or a. clear plan for what's going on so I. think Benjamin Netanyahu to his credit. credit has figured out the only.

way to to really keep people's eyes on. the ball is to keep the party going I. mean we got to keep the party going and. the way to keep the party going is to. just get the United States to just start. launching cruise missiles into Iran. apparently it is inevitable along with a. surge of combat aircraft and warships. President Biden dispatched three of his. top mid East iers CIA director Bill.

Burns to the. region uh this week to try to delay. Iranian and Hezbollah military reaction. against Israel because remember Israel. went in and they killed Ismael hania who. is the Hamas political bureau chief who. is in Iran I believe to attend the new. swearing in of the president of. Iran remember the old president Iran. died in the helicopter CR.

that perhaps I mean Israel's good at. this perhaps a mad had something to do. with perhaps it was just weather I don't. know helicopters are all held together. by that God nut it's that one bolt and. if it goes it's over so these things do. happen I am terrified when I get in a. helicopter and I and I've only done it a. few times and I take off on the westside. Highway and we go out to uh meal Lane in. Southampton it is a very.

scary thing so I'm not saying that. someone in the mad right now is just. noting that they're writing that down by. the way they're going they they go wests. Side Highway you know Hudson yards to. Southampton but all I'm saying is this. uh you know Iran you know Israel is kind. of provoking Iran right they're doing. things if you remember that fake attack. where Iran launched a bunch of missiles. it wasn't a fake attack but it was. thwarted by us and US allies including.

Middle East allies like Jordan they. helped shoot down these missiles they. didn't affect Israel but Israel is now. like we got to go and we gota you know. get the US everybody's got to get. wild and I think the Trump. Administration would do a good job I. mean the you know the you know the the. campaign not the administration the. campaign they do a good job to. differentiate themselves from the. Democrat War.

or all the time policy which seems to be. the policy of the democratic party right. now where it's just like just find a. reason for the war whether it is true or. not whether it's about Britney Griner or. uh the treatment of gay people in Russia. or whatever they whatever they're. hatching trans athletes being able to. compete in the Olympic whatever uh you. know domestic narrative they're kind of. shoehorn a foreign conflict into I mean.

you know that seems to be the policy but. Trump's also out there going like we're. going to bomb a ran we're going to. straighten it. out and I think there there's not enough. uh there's not enough space between. those two policies for most people. because the mainstream Republicans just. want to go to. war and the Democrats just want to go to. war there doesn't seem to be a huge. difference.

there's not a lot of daylight between. those two policies of war in the Ukraine. war in the Middle East cuz that's where. the Democrats were offering they're. offering war in the Ukraine and now uh. Miley Cyrus party In party in Iran party. in the usa party in the Middle East get. into it with Iran larger regional. conflict and then the Republican part is. kind of. offering that too but with more values I. guess with like better Christian Val.

or something I don't know there should. be we should delineate and go no no no. no no no no Donald Trump should go I'm. going to deescalate I'm not going to. bomb anyone I'm going to scale down. we're not going to have troops all over. the place waiting to get into. Wars I hope that's the. case I mean Israel is the friend. sometimes on the Block you go out with. and they're like let's just throw some. m80s let's have a little fun you know.

cuz they kind of have a bad home life. that's the that's what Israel is the. friend with like a bad home life and. they're just like you know my mom and. dad fight [ __ ] sucks let's go smoke a. cigarette behind your shed and America's. the rich kid and America's like yeah why. not I like Israel Israel has my values. you know and I like yeah but Israel's. live like it's like sometimes you need a. girlfriend to explain it to you which. would be I don't know France maybe you. go you know I get it you like Israel but. Israel's living situation is like really.

[ __ ] up like his mom and dad don't. even speak like there's literally cops. at the house three times a week you yeah. but I like Israel we go out we get in a. bar fights you know we throw 8s in the. lake we watch it blow up shit's fun you. know and then one day Israel comes to. you and he like we just got to go fight. these kids from this other high school. and you go I don't even know why we're. doing this like and you go listen man. here's the reality me and you are Bros. and you go yeah dude I totally get it.

but my girlfriend has made a good point. like you are in a [ __ ] up. situation by the way there are friends. in your life and and a lot of times it. is hilarious that it does happen in the. summer because the summer there's no. structure there's no school there's. nothing everybody's just floating around. people's lives unravel a lot of times in. these two months that we're in and you. do notice with some friends and you will. as you grow up younger people listen to. this show maybe not a lot lot of them.

you know we have a fair amount of people. in their in their 20s maybe we don't. have a ton of people in their late teens. but we probably have. some um you will notice some of your. friends are out of control and seem to. always attract problems and there's. nothing you can really do about it even. if they share your values I'm not saying. Israel is completely at fault for their. problems there are a lot of people that. have gone into that uh you know a lot of. people have made that sausage over there.

in the Middle East and it hasn't turned. out great but what you have to do at a. certain point is go hey man I'm not. going to go fight those kids from that. high school with you it seems crazy I. don't even really. like well those kids are going to build. a nuke yeah you know sure but can't we. just kill a few scientists like you guys. have been doing forever like why do we. have to have a hot war in the middle of. [ __ ] August with.

R but you know this is what's going on. and you know the United States there is. there needs to be daylight between the. two policies of the two main candidates. on this [ __ ] and there isn't because the. Republicans so badly want to be the rah. rah tough guy party that is very hard. for them instinctively to go no no no no. no no no we actually are going to be the. [ __ ] we're going to be the [ __ ]. here and I don't mean in in actuality.

but in the way that they. talk because the Democrats are. presenting as like The Jock [ __ ] you. [ __ ]. Putin Ukraine made it six miles into. Russia you know what that means Russia's. falling Ukraine ctured a town and I'm. not saying it's not impressive or didn't. shock Russia I was on the phone with a. lot of Kremlin officials this morning. who paid for my Rolls-Royce and bought. my houses and they were saying it was. shocking many of them were kind of.

surprised to be honest on our telegram. chat we have a very funny telegram chat. with lucenko the who's the minister and. me and Putin doesn't come in all the. time but when he comes in he genuinely. is hilarious but the Ukraine has. captured the Russian town the fall of. suda suda suda about six miles from the. border will be Ukraine's first capture. of a Russian town since its troops. crossed into Russian territory 10 days. ago now. listen this is impressive. the Ukraine has taken the war into.

Russia they've crossed the. border they captured some Russian. PWS of course the Western. press is gleeful and this means that. Biden is now considering sending long. range weapons again which he was against. now he's thinking about it again so. here's what I want everyone to think. about if Ukraine is losing they need. more weapons and more money if Ukraine. seems to.

be uh breaking even they need more. weapons and they need more money if. Ukraine is winning well then they'll. really need more weapons and need more. money there is no thing there is no. outcome where Ukraine does not need more. weapons and more money so it's just. there's a permanent column in the. defense Department's budget that is. allocated towards the Ukraine no matter. what until there's a regime change in.

Russia which is the whole goal of the. entire thing now I don't know what. Russia's going to do to defend itself or. uh escalate the War I hope it doesn't. involve the killing of more people I. think it's horrible that anyone gets. killed anywhere you know that's the way. I feel and Boeing and Ron and general D. we all hate killing but I'm just saying. the Republican party needs to go no no. no no no we're actually going to scale. it back and you can't hang out with.

Israel this weekend because we're going. to the lake we're going to the lake with. my parents and no we're not inviting. Israel because the last time we invited. Israel to the lake Israel did all kinds. of crazy [ __ ] remember that they were. smoking on the raft and then the raft. [ __ ] burned and then we all [ __ ]. thought we were gonna [ __ ] drown in. the middle of the lake because Israel. got. drunk okay and I'm not saying Israel. doesn't deserve I'm not saying that.

Israel doesn't deserve like it it should. be able to go and protect itself and its. borders and it should be able to enact a. price from Hamas for what they did. 1,000% that's the way the world Works. Hamas perpetrated an attack Israel. absolutely has the right to defend. itself but where are we now we what are. we 10 months 11 months or where where is. this eight months nine months October 10. 10 months 45 plus thousand people killed.

a massive humanitarian crisis a famine. all kinds of you know and it just. there's there's nothing going on and. then everybody goes well well how about. we get into it with Iran and what we. what. what we don't we don't need to be. involved right now in like all of the. wars so we 40,000 killed in Gaza 6 to.

20,000 missing I wonder where they are. where are the missing where are the. 6,000 to 20,000 missing maybe they fled. some of them how many of them are. thriving about 93,000 wounded about. 10,000 detained and about 2 million. displaced so this is a humanitarian. crisis and make no mistake the United. States is going to probably have to. participate in the rebuilding. reconstruction security and again Trump. wins tomorrow in my estimation if he.

comes out and goes we are not going to. participate in in Security in post-war. Gaza we're not going to have United. States troops stationed in the Middle. East as Canon. fodder it's not going to happen we'll. provide money we'll provide strategic. assistance we will not be on the ground. there for what's to come that will be an. arrow. Arab countries will do it Saudi Arabia.

Egypt Jordan will help organize it we. may even help fund it but what we're not. going to be doing is have US troops. there we're not bombing Iran we're not. going into Iran we're not having a war. with Iran it's not going to happen. unless they threaten vital United States. interest if they don't do that we're not. we want to prevent them from developing. a nuke there's other ways to do that. besides a war okay I don't think Iran. wants a war with Israel and I don't know. that we need to be in a war with any. body over there it doesn't make any.

sense but again there's there's just no. daylight there's there's two people. going we're going to war with Iran and. one of them goes and the food's going to. be cheaper and Cala goes we put price. controls on the food so you go okay so. we're all going to war with Iran but let. me just you know she's now promising to. well she doesn't know how to do it. because she doesn't know what price. controls are but someone told her that. it was a good idea to put price controls. on on food.

and it's going to help control. costs this is Kamala Harris's first. policy proposal she doesn't she hasn't. really come out in so now she's going to. take on price gouging from these major. food companies the food will still be. poison but it will be more accessible. and cheaper now usually price controls. historically haven't. worked um you could look at Venezuela. and places like that um there's a lot of. rationing that happen companies go out. of business products become harder to.

get they become less available that. doesn't mean though that there can't be. more regulation of the food industry. that would help bring prices down and. that doesn't mean that there aren't. other ways to fight inflation can we get. up Camala Harris talking about this yeah. she's finally getting specific about. certain things she wants to do and then. we're going to talk about Subway by the. way because Subway the most popular. restaurant in America if you look at. real estate holdings meaning they have.

more I I mean is Subway bigger than. McDonald's yes yes Subway has more. restaurants in McDonald's and subway now. is in crisis and I don't know what that. means I don't know if it means people. are doing less human trafficking because. Subway is largely for human traffickers. because it's all the rest stops have. Subway so if you're carrying a bunch of. uh people you're trafficking down the. Pennsylvania Turnpike you got to pull in. and get everybody's sandwich at Subway. and then hand them out to all the human.

trafficking victims you do that's what. happens by the way it's not even a joke. there's literally like seven emaciated. women in the back of a van and they're. all shaking and. freezing and they just got out of some. crate in Baltimore like the wire and now. they're in the back of a van and you're. driving them to. DC someone with a gun is watching them. and then you have to go who got the. Italian BMT who has tur uh who has the. chicken bacon ranch who has the tuna you.

know and then one of them one of the. shaking human trafficking victims goes I. hear the tuna is not even really tuna. and you go you shut up here's Camala. Harris on food prices because we here. all know when our middle class is strong. America is. strong yes it is true that by many. indicators our economy is the strongest. in the world.

but while inflation is down and wages. are up prices are still too high on day. one I will take on price gouging and. bring down. costs we will ban look at the guy behind. her with the sunglasses how great is. that surprise late charges that Banks. and other companies used to pad their. profit we will take on corporate. landlords and kept unfair rent.

increases and we will take on big Pharma. to cap prescription drug cost by the way. so this is the lie that this Democrats. do when she goes we're going to take on. corporate landlords what she means is. we're going to take corporate landlords. to lunch and we're going to ask them. what's wrong and how we can get to evict. the people. quicker no one's taking on corporate. landlords by the way that's the most. hilarious we're going to take on. corporate landord lord it's like you're. going to take on you're going to take.

corporate landlords on a trip you're. going to take them to a conference yeah. well Kamala how is finally starting to. unveil some proposals to keep the cost. of food low but more importantly to me. and more importantly to. you here's the thing about Subway let's. talk briefly about. Subway Subway is. not anyone's favorite f food there's not.

one person you've asked and you go when. you get a little naughty and you're. driving home late at night and you're. feeling. frisky and you're. drunk or you're what is your guilty. pleasure what's the food you can't say. no is it Chick-fil-A is it McDonald's is. it Taco Bell not one [ __ ] ever. says Subway Subway is not a food that. people enjoy it is a food that must be.

endured it must be suffered through it. must be endured get that up that's what. it looks like when you get it it is a. rest stop food that you must endure. Moving Day Subway is Moving Day food you. have an eight hour day your apartment's. on the other side of town your friend is. there with a van you're going to Subway. to just get a [ __ ] turkey sandwich to. fuel your yourself up for eight hours of.

Hell moving out of one apartment that's. what it looks like it is a. utilitarian food that must be endured. and suffered through it is primarily. eaten by government employees people. that are moving and human traffickers it. is not for people with choices or people. that have minutes to think if you have. minutes to think you don't really eat it. Subway. Subways just in and out however because.

America has become a gig economy it has. become a hellscape of people who are. stressed out who are you know it's just. a country that's littered with broken. homes uh divorc dads traversing through. the night uh you know people that are. single people that are lonely people. that have [ __ ] jobs people that work. late people that are ubering and lifting. and doing all these things people that. are po hous mating and door dashing they.

are the people who are grabbing these. economic heinous sandwiches on their way. from point A to point B but finally. people are smartening up and they are. turning their back on subway sorry. Patrick Mahomes I know they dumped you a. lot of money to get people to eat Subway. and shame on you shame on you for doing. it I I how much more money do these. people need by the way is Patrick.

Mahomes. broke I mean this this idea by the way. it there is a special place in hell for. elite athletes who promote the most. disgusting food on Earth and pretend. that they eat it so that fat obese. children can go well Patrick Mahomes. eats a 12inch meatball sub I should. too yeah Vox why do all the best. athletes do Subway commercials because. they get paid. Subway is smart they get athletes who.

are Elite athletes who are at the top of. their game and they say do a commercial. for us so that people think that you eat. this yoga mat. bread plastic bread that Subway turns. out Subway holds emergency meeting with. franchisees as sales plummet Subway. denied that it was an emergency but we. know it is conference will be heavy on. promotional offers and coupon.

ideas store owners say they're barely. breaking even within $1 sandwich Subway. is no longer. profitable the costs of poison have. risen they've gone up and people are now. going you know. what I can't do. it now they're trying different coupons. but they go our gross sales are not even. at 2012 levels well remember when Subway. launched it was launched as like a.

healthy alternative and people thought. it was healthy CU it was fresh and they. it was Subway eat fresh that's the logo. of. Subway but and their their spokesman. ended up being a. pedophile Subways lasted a lot longer. than anyone thought it would the idea. that Americans have believed for 15. years if we're talking about 2012 levels. but really even longer than that but. let's say 2012 was Subway's heyday. and I don't know that it was but let's.

just use that as a a marker the fact. that Americans have believed for roughly. 15 years that a sandwich that a roadside. sandwich shop was healthy is a it's an. amazing marketing Subway did amazing. marketing but every every eventually. every scam is uncovered people start. going well I don't know maybe let's not. eat that sandwich in that strip mall we. could do something. else and by the way as Americans get.

smarter if that's possible to the extent. that it is and we hope that it is a lot. of these things are going to go out of. business Subway's not the only one by. the way and as the drugs like OIC and. other things like that flood the market. and people lose weight and people make. better choices and you know not even. necessarily those drugs but as people. become more aware of what's if you want. to have a sandwich you can make yourself. a sandwich. this lie that no one has time and this.

is the lie that I grew up with with fast. food by the way is that no one had time. to cook no one had time to cook in my. house people had time to lay on a couch. for four hours and watch uh television. but no one had time to. cook my mother had time to drive around. the neighborhood taking antiques people. had thrown out putting him in a van and. driving them back to the house my father. had time to practice with his band God. help us in the studio he created that.

should have been a playroom okay so you. had a bunch of junkies come over and. they used to jam out Jam sash they had. time for that nobody had time to cook. actual. food and that was how was uh fast food. is marketed to Boomers it it played on. their ego it's why it worked so well. they were like you don't have time to. cook a meal for your family you are busy. being the hardest working most honest. person on Earth you can't you don't have.

any time you dropped your kid off at. karate and now you have to go home and. drink a bottle of wine by yourself how. do you have time to make any food so the. reason the fast food exploded in the 90s. is because the sales pitch was that you. couldn't possibly have any time to cook. food for your family there's just too. much going on that's really what it was. and that's why it became the one of the.

big Boomer legacies is not only the. adoption of fast food but the adoption. of like the fast casual concept that. grew out of fast food um pre you know. these these meals that you would buy and. then heat up microwavable. food my grandparents who all Liv to. their late ' 80s early 90s ate none of. this wouldn't allow it near their homes. thought it was disgusting. me and all of my friends grew up in.

houses where our parents constantly fed. us fast food and then constantly bought. processed food and it was marketed you. know who has time who has time to make I. mean every commercial I grew up with was. literally somebody being like who has. time to make a whole Thanksgiving dinner. for your family just buy this powder. that you add water to that becomes a. turkey or whatever it was so Subway was.

basically marketed as like this is the. healthy. alternative to McDonald's and Burger. King it's 12 Ines of bread with plastic. in it the same plastic they use to make. yoga mats okay we bake it all day Subway. restaurants smell disgusting it's. disgusting by the way they smell like a. landfill while that bread is baking it. does not smell like a bakery ever walk. into a bakery you smell sourdough bread.

or rye bread that is not what you smell. at Subway okay it's the smell of Hell. while bread is baking uh in a Subway can. we play an old Subway commercial RP to. Subway by the way because I do believe. much like air Bean be which I called. that Subway will be ending in our. lifetime don't you love the heat lamps. keeps food hot for hours and hours who's. in the mood for something made fresh. Subway makes every sandwich right before. your eyes that's right now for just. $7.99 get two fresh made Regular foot. long Subway sandwiches that's two for.

$7.99 delicious meats and toppings on. fresh baked Gourmet bread it was let me. say something else about but it was also. a place where you could torture the. employees you got to watch them make. your food you go pickles you got to feel. like you had power for five minutes. because your boss was [ __ ] on you at. the medical billing facility but for. five minutes you could say onions more. onion and you could like yell at. the person and the person was all.

flustered and they put the you know it's. a horrible experience standing in a. subway line and watching somebody with. bags on their hands put a a a and again. this will all age so poorly it'll age. just like lean cuisine's age remember. Lean Cuisine where you would pull off. the top of something and then put it in. the microwave and then it would come out. and it would look like a scab like the. cheese would be and speaking of this by. the way some of that David Dober Pizza. he should be in jail. that dough Bricks Pizza on Sunset no.

offense to him but it is the most. grotesque thing I've ever had the dough. Brick Pizza thing Pizza is sitting there. and you walk in and my friend and his. wife like it and they go it's 90% done. and then they send it through this. little you know these oven where you you. know you you Subway has them Quiznos had. them where they toast something on like. a conveyor belt and then it falls down.

Dober Pizza goes yes 90% done and then. the pizza goes through this conveyor. belt oven and then it comes out and the. cheese is like a scab sitting on top of. the pizza and it's absolutely heinous um. yeah there it is there it is and it's. all these middle Americans they line up. for it and they're like I know him from. the. YouTubes people are wondering right now. how to save money this is a big thing. right and everybody's coming to me and. they go how do I save money and I go. well do you use I and they go what are. you talking. about and I go anything you want sandals.

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arrested in a different kind of Subway. the one in New York City get the photo. up of them cuffing the child I find it. hilarious and I like. it we want the kids in jail do a closeup. on this we want the kids in jail I'm. going to say it. again that's right I want you to take a. good look at this and leave that on. screen this is the future I want I want. children going to.

jail when they do bad things I am sick. of hearing about that they need more. programs or whatever this is a little. Venezuelan migrant. 11-year-old who's on. the I mean what's WR why isn't he. writing a a Hamilton type musical that's. what I'm told all these people do when. they get here they write musicals and. they're and they're nice that's what I'm. told. they come in and they write musical so.

apparently this young migrant criminal. child took a break from writing his. version of. rent and he's now on the. subway and they were going around. punching people in the head and stealing. phones well is that. nice so this. 11-year-old I don't know who he's. punching I mean the kid's uh he looks.

like a. baby he was essentially provoking it. recall him Manhattan based it. professional who requested anonymity now. you know why no one can be honest about. this by the way I my car stole out in. Harlem. once and this black tow truck driver. came up to me who's an awesome guy he. goes hey man he goes watch out for the. venz whing gangst they stealing. everyone's phones and then he drove away. and then he's like Trump 2024 it's. literally what he said. de.

and I'm just saying we have a young 11. tell what is going on here do you know. what happened in the. Subway because I'm telling you right. now if you think you will not being. attacked by an 11-year-old Venezuelan. you're wrong you're wrong you're. absolutely. wrong tell us what happened please yeah. so basically him and and the 17-year-old. boy were going around attacking strap.

hangers right people just taking the. subway and so yeah the he would hit them. and then I think the 17-year-old would. grab the phone and that they were kind. of oscillating this 11-year-old is. hitting them he's punching them said he. was the primary aggressor this. 11-year-old is the primary aggressor. make this bigger again this is the. primary aggressor so he's got three guys. on him he's big you know he's got three. cops on. him I don't understand why this is. happening I was told and promised that.

everyone who came to America was here to. write a Broadway. musical that's what I was told I was. told that people that come to the. country are here to write musicals. because they can't be gay in their. country that's why everyone's coming. here to be a trans composer and yet. there's violence why is there violence. on the. subway Trump should say I that kid will.

be executed day one day one Trump goes. we will execute the 11-year-old in New. York who's punching. people now obviously we're we're being. factious here we're kidding we feel bad. for this kid many of you aren't smart. enough that we are we are also thinking. we're getting a little nuts with the. Venezuelans I think we are getting a. little wild there's too I'm telling you. right now I'm hearing from people that. live in the hood there's too many. Venezuela now when someone in the hood.

goes we're going a little crazy with the. Venezuelans perhaps you know this isn't. someone in Greenwich Connecticut saying. it these are people in the hood going. the Venezuelans are getting a little. nuts with the phones I don't know why. the Venezuelans love the phones so much. but they're taking the phones that's. what's going on. so this little guy who I don't believe. should be executed but I do think a. short jail sentence is not the worst. this little guy who again now also New. Yorkers are I guess such [ __ ] now.

that they won't just beat a child beat. him up but you can't beat up a. Venezuelan 11-year-old God. forbid any of the press sees you kicking. a Venezuelan 11-year-old in his head but. that's exactly what he needs that's. exactly what he needs but you. know police have linked roughly 10. robberies that have taken place inside. along the southern end of the Green. Space which I don't know what that is. the Green Space 59th Street oh 59th.

Street okay oh yeah it's Central Park so. there's 12 migrant boys or young men and. they're robbing now you can't this is. the problem this is the problem you. can't speak about this and you can't if. you're a person on if you're a strap. hanger and you're taking the subway and. this 11-year-old migrant does anything. to you you can't really do anything back. because he's 11y old you should be able. to attack him. you have to teach him a lesson if his. parents.

won't I'm just. saying this is the funniest photo I've. seen in a very long time it is but where. is that kid when he's like 17 or 18 is. he is he better has he learned the error. of his. ways are some of the people coming to. this country going to be mean boy I hope. not again all we're told is that. everyone who's coming here loves and. America loves everything and I don't. know maybe that's true maybe it's.

true is everyone who came to Sweden Lov. Sweden is that why Sweden's now the most. dangerous country in Europe because. everyone who came there loves it so much. is that what happened everyone loves. Sweden so much all these Turkish. gangsters that came to they love all the. North African people they love Sweden. they love it love it love it God to be a. swed to be a swed they said they up they. go God I just want to be I want to wear. wooden shoes and do whatever the [ __ ].

they do I go that's what I want to. do I'm just think none of this is about. anything other than I'm just curious I'm. I wonder why I don't. know now maybe if we have 11year. olds going around the subway uh going. nuts maybe Maduro knows better what to. do with these people I don't know does. Maduro know. better police officials go up police. officials also uh said the 11-year-old.

was caught on surveillance camera using. credit cards that were stolen during a. series of robberies in Central. Park at this point in time we're ready. to call it this is a migrant robbery. pattern NYPD chief of Patrol John Chell. told. reporters a senior law enforcement. official said police believe the violent. Venezuelan gang I don't even know how to. say it I'm not going to try is behind. the migrant robbery crew and investigate. well. I don't know I don't think that's.

true what if Cala comes out and goes. we're getting the Venezuelans out what. if she steals Trump's whole thing she's. on the verge of stealing his whole thing. by the way we're gonna have border. security we're gonna have this we're. gonna have. that if Kamala goes and I want to send a. message to the 11-year-old who was. caught robbing people on United States. Subway if you think we don't execute.

country in this we don't execute. children in this country you got another. thing coming because on day one on day. one I will kill you personally you got. to remember kamala's a Fed she has fed. energy Big Mama fed now if Big Mama. fed well she's never going to do this of. course but if Big Mama fed executes the. 11-year-old criminal if she he says I. know it's hard to watch I know it's hard.

to watch I know many of you will be. disturbed by this but I have chosen to. execute this 11-year-old. publicly if she does that I'm telling. you right now and I know people are. going to disagree with me and that's. fine if she executes this. 11-year-old publicly she will win the. respect the Republican party will cease. to. exist if she says that's it I'm going to.

execute this child on live television. and Jimmy Fallon's there and everyone's. there everyone's got to be there every. person all of Hollywood has to get. behind her. everybody and then she's got. a I don't know Matthew Perry everyone. why are they why are they bothering the. doctors who tried to help Matthew Perry. feel good. good can anyone tell me that they made.

too much money off of it so Matthew. Perry By the way overdosed ketamine and. died in his hot tub which by the way is. a fine way to die in the Pacific. Palisades what else is going on that's a. fine way to die that's how you're. supposed to die when the show you were. on ends 20 how long did he live after. friends 20 years yeah about yeah that's. all you live when the fame drain when. when Fame depletes you've got about 20. years left before you end up inevitably. in a hot.

tub dying but they have uh there's a lot. of ketamine dealers and doctors you know. doctors are now drug. dealers over a two-month period in the. fall of 2023 they distributed. approximately 20 vials of ketamine to. Perry in exchange for 55,000 in. cash. placenia Placencia mocked Perry in a. text message in 2023 writing I wonder. how much this [ __ ] will pay on one. occasion placenia injected Perry with.

illegal camine and watched the actor. freeze up and his blood pressure spike. despite that he left additional vials of. Kine for defendant iwamasa to administer. to Mr Perry iwamasa has no medical. training now who got arrested let's get. them up one of them is named the. ketamine Queen yeah so iwamasa is the. Livin. assistant and the placenta is the. doctor I just want to do well enough in. this business where I have people that. live in my house and inject me with.

ketamine here's the ketamine Queen. Jasmine Sanka jazine Sanga the camine. queen well I like her outfit what's her. deal she just likes the. K Jasmine Sanga 41 earned herself the. not notorious nickname ketamine Queen. for allegedly selling ketamine and meth. out of her North Hollywood Stash House. going back to as early as June 14th 2019. sang continued to Pedal the dangerous. drugs until she was busted on March 19th.

for selling meth in a prior unrelated. case she's been out on $1,000 Bond since. March the drug queen used her North. Hollywood home to store package and. distribute narcotics including providing. ketamine to co-conspirator Eric Fleming. so that conspirator Fleming could sell. it to victim. MP referring to Matthew. Perry. interesting so now she look at all that. big time Big Time the FED seized a slew.

of ketamine and meth during Sang's. arrest she's gonna go down so Fleming 54. iwamasa 59 Chavez 54 of all taken plea. deal s is also charging a new. indictment for her role in August you'd. think if someone was doing that much. volume business they wouldn't live in. North. Hollywood uh August 19th camine wait. hold on go up S is also charging the new.

indictment for her role in the August. 2019 Kine overdose death of Cody M Lowry. an Alaskan native living in California. who is a member of the lgbtq community. according to his obituary again. [Laughter]. okay all right good good in Perry's I. mean I'm not good that he was I'm just. saying good like thank God we know that. because I wouldn't have been mad. otherwise about that to be honest I. wouldn't have cared that she had given.

drugs to someone who died in Perry's dad. s allegedly provided Fleming with 50. vials of the drug and two so so Matthew. par now remember and I know people that. go get this ketamine therapy and we've. talked about it on the show all of these. doctors and people they just prescrib. these drugs so that aging celebrities. can deal because you got to. remember Fame is a drug Fame is a drug. some people never have to de talkx from. fame fame tends to eat you alive from. the inside out it's a very unnatural.

state of being you're kind of suspended. in midair you don't really feel Gravity. the people around you are weird a lot of. them are fake a lot of them are using. you and those are the funnest people by. the way you will never have more fun. than with fake friends that are using. you because they are always on uh you. know they're always on the on the clock. they're always working to make you feel. happy and good laugh at all your jokes. tell you what a genus you are whatever. these fake friends are the staple of.

many famous people's existence they have. a lot of Hangers On and people they pay. for and whatever and those people. actually are a lot of friends you a lot. of fun your real friends aren't always. that fun because they're real friends. they don't want anything from you now. many of the circle of friends you have. also might be providing you drugs or. alcohol or whatever it is making uh your. life not only more fun but more unstable. more chaotic and eventually it will.

bring it to an end if you're around the. wrong people that will spell the end of. your. life and which is unfortunate I'm sure. Matthew Perry I don't know much about. him I know that it's like they tried to. cancel him after he died they were like. he was I don't know he was he was not a. nice guy or something I remember that. was one of the postmortem uh uh but his. cancellations I know they were trying to. go with him for. that but. this is the thing you got to watch out. for so when you're detoxing from Fame.

what happens is a lot of times you need. another drug you need some other drug to. take the place of Fame because you've. not existed in reality for a long time. for a long time Matthew Perry probably. didn't exist in reality so once the fame. started to you know then he goes well. wait a minute I I don't want to go I. don't want to live on earth I've never. lived on earth I have no plans to live. on earth sunrise sunset. not for me I need to still be on drugs.

and if it's not going to be Fame it's. got to be something else it was ketamine. placenia and Chavez allegedly charged. Perry $2,000 for vile of ketamine that. would have cost Chavez about. $12 why doesn't Camala cap that why. doesn't Camala come out and go I'm gonna. stop the price gouging with. ketamine because that's the real problem. we have in this country is people that. cannot afford uh ketamine which people. say is uh by the way they lie about all. this stuff they go it's for the troops.

you know that's how it all starts they. go it's for the. troops it's for people with PTSD from. war and no no it's not no it's not that. might be one small sliver of the people. you're it is for people that want to be. on a drugs you can't win if you ain't in. it prize pick is America's number one. daily fantasy sports app with over 5. million active members prize pick is the. easiest and most exciting way to play. daily fantasy sports unlike other apps.

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on the amfi coast family was very. ostentatious on. Instagram and his death is starting. conversation about stunting online and. the Hampton's pressure to show. off Candace and Brandon Miller showed. the public a world of glittering parties. and vacations the money sustain to. sustain it did not exist I'm going to. say it again this is a good way to live. this is a great way to live of the ways.

you can spend your time on this Earth. conning to get somewhere enjoying the. hell out of it and then when it ends. killing yourself is not that bad it's. not that. bad I mean there's a lot of kids in. Ukraine being thrown into a meat grinder. right now who would have loved just one. week of this guy's life and he did the. right thing at the end and the right. thing and I got to say on a live because. you know it's the kids this is a show. watched by children. and we know YouTube's protecting the. children right you know every YouTuber.

by the way is it's coming out that. they're all messaging children. inappropriately however me saying a word. is the problem here's the point um this. man who un I mean by the way. stunning look at that [ __ ]. event look at the. colors yeah when you live like this and. you can't do it anymore you un alive. yourself it is the normal course of. events stop shaming people stop shaming.

people fake rich people who then have to. be regular people who choose to un alive. them stop shaming them normalize it Bed. Bath and Beyond CEO jumps out of his. building because he's under indictment. normalize it normalize the rich checking. out when it's time to not be rich you. have no look at that event you have no. idea what it's like to go from that back.

to the friendlies or something normalize. people checking out oh but he had a. family he doesn't care listen you think. he wants to be broke with them he. checked out at the right time now this. gentleman named uh uh Brandon. Miller and people in the Hampton listen. to the show they're GNA find this very. callous and I'm saying this I don't care. I don't care that he's dead. the game is to keep the scam going the.

Hampton is about keeping the scam going. if you are unable to keep the scam going. then un alive yourself there are people. in the Hampton who are in Epstein's. black book who've been prosecuted. multiple times for stock fraud and you. know where they are they're on their. porch cuz they don't give up they don't. give up. there are people at Kamala fundraisers. right now talking about the importance.

of climate change who literally were. throwing 14-year-old girls into a. volcano with Jeffrey Epstein eight years. ago and you know why they're still. around because they don't give up if you. don't have it for the life don't be in. the. Life what happened to this guy again. please he took himself off the board. that Mr Miller's death occurred in the. Hamptons during the height of the social. season was almost certainly has added to. the Intrigue says Neil Jay Young a. historian who is writing a book about.

the Hamptons here the only thing is. fascinating is opulent as well is its. sudden disintegration this place is. predicated for a certain set on showing. off it's the homes one has the things. one does out here from the restaurants. to the workouts to the parties uh it's a. place where one can get overextended. really quickly where House of Cards can. suddenly collapse yeah but here's the. thing here's the thing. the American economy is a house of cards. most of our companies are House of Cards.

the stock markets a house of cards the. game is to keep the house of cards going. that's the whole game what Mr Mi Mr. Miller is not some type of anomaly in. the Hamptons a guy who's overextended. and over he's not an anomaly the vast. majority of people there you know are uh. you know uh live. beyond their. means um not all of them but many of.

them their companies are not worth as. much as they say their ideas are not as. valuable as they say their value as. people is not nearly as great as what. they say they are all replacable the. game is to pretend like you're not. Brandon Miller developed the commercial. Comm and real estate projects in trca. Harlem in the meat packing District he. appeared to be a successful businessman.

in a city filled with them yet by last. fall he was under so much pressure that. when he attended a business meeting in. Midtown highrise according to three. people familiar with what happened Mr. Miller sat at a conference table and. began to weep. [ __ ] he was in a financial freefall that. confidants are now struggling to piece. together you have to keep the scam going. for Christ you cannot give up and if you. are to give up you just have to un alive. yourself no one wants to see any of. these [ __ ] weep weeping in the Hamptons.

no thank you no thank you there is not. to be any weeping in the Hampton or. grenwich Connecticut or Newport Beach. there's no weeping shut the [ __ ] up keep. the scam going or do what the CEO of bed. Bon Beyond did I have a condo a few. blocks away one day he decided to Chuck. himself out of the window and and end up. on the street and you know what everyone. did no one cared they stepped over his. Bob body and they went to Bubbies for. those [ __ ] pancakes but the point is.

everyone's in a scam over there Brandon. Miller was unique in the Hamptons he was. in a scam can you believe it someone in. the Hamptons was in a scam and it it B. it went bust he's weak he was weak he. was weak he didn't make the right. alliances he didn't make the right. friends he didn't blackmail the right. people he didn't get involved with the. right intelligence agencies he didn't. shake the right hand hands he didn't uh. [ __ ] uh I don't know swing with the.

right couples he didn't go and gravel he. didn't do the right things he didn't. [ __ ] go and become an asset of China. for do something you've got a family go. and defect to. China but instead he did he did what the. only other option is to take yourself. out it's. fine it's fine I listen he doesn't want. to be broke and he didn't have the. wherewithal he didn't have the tenacity. he didn't have the raw native. intelligence to keep it.

going good book by the way called the. Privileges by Jonathan D he's probably. one of these writers that if he knew who. I was would hate me I don't know who who. cares but the point is probably is a lot. of people like say this is a good thing. I go who's saying that but maybe not I. don't know what this person does and I. don't care I just know that this is a. good book called The privileges about. this young couple from outside of Philly. that becomes a New York City Finance. people. it's pretty accurate too and it's about. a guy who's kind of running a scam but.

just has to you got to keep doing it. until it's real you know and it's a. really yeah it's a really really good. book Jonathan fransen said it was a uh. seductive novel it's good you should. read it um but I get it I mean it's just. funny the way that the Press writes. about all this stuff again like all of. the like you know what I mean like like. Mr like can you believe there was a. dishonest person in the Hamptons living. beyond their. means he expressed his love for his wife. and his children boring he wrote that he.

believed he was doing what was best for. them the suicide note the note mentioned. two life insurance policies totaling. about 15 million now by the way I don't. know if I don't know if they'll get that. all of that because if suicide a lot of. times or sorry. uning because of the unal living I don't. know if they'll get it in a gravide. ceremony attended by family in a small. circle of friends he was laid to rest. next to his father is a good lie it's a. fine life it's a fine life it's a fine.

life you know what's that so it's a fine. fine life can we play that small world. no no it's a fine life it's from Oliver. Twist get it up and we dedicate it to. the Miller who un alived himself in the. Hamptons get up it's a fine life it's a. great thing and I hope we can play it. maybe we can't it's a fine life why. can't we play anything they'll take the. they'll take the the well then I want. alive myself. can you get up the lyrics and I'll sing. it and dedicate it to this man who un.

alived himself in the Hamptons with his. family [ __ ] I don't even know the thing. small Pleasures small Pleasures who. would deny us those gin totties large. measures no skimping if you please I. rough it I love it life is a game of. chance I never Tire of it leading this. mer dance if you don't mind having to go. without things it's a fine life though. ain't no jolly pressure at it's a fine. life see that's that's what they should.

have played at his funeral just. celebrate the man celebrate the. attempt I'm sick of like trying to teach. people lessons with this crap every time. this. happens they they the Press comes in to. teach the wrong. lesson this man forgot what really. mattered in life look at them they don't. want to be broke these two. he was they were halfway there they just. didn't figure it out you know it's the.

wrong let the Press comes in and they're. like this guy Mr Miller he was such an. anomaly in New York he was a guy whose. business was built on [ __ ] and he. was living beyond his means what a new. it's sh I am. shocked and this is supposed to teach. people to what not care about money or. something do you think the people in the. Hampton's reading this go you know what. honey I this affects me I'm reading this.

about this guy that we met at that party. he uh how did he do it by the way how. did he get out uh garage car garage in. the car oh yeah this guy who was fixated. himself in his garage remember we met. him at that art party well anyway I read. his story it's so tragic I don't want. this house anymore I don't want this big. house anymore cuz that guy we met three. times killed himself who gives a [ __ ] no. one cares play the game or don't [ __ ]. I'm sick of this. [ __ ] this is not the attitude that built.

America con artist giving up con artist. giving up is not the attitude that built. America Liars who keep lying is you keep. lying you don't get honest at the. end how weak is. that go to South America get in a drug G. call the ketamine Queen and go let's. [ __ ]. Perry's not the only one that needs some. juice he should be trying to hook.

Jennifer Aniston on. ketamine you don't want to go back to. living in [ __ ] Seaford or some hell. hole I don't like con artist giving up. that's why David do they tried to cancel. David Dober what' he do he goes I'm. gonna sell [ __ ] Pizza to Fat middle. Americans next to the Saddle Ranch cuz. he didn't give up they tried to cancel. him because he you know threw his friend. off Crane or something but he didn't he. didn't die he didn't die he said I'm.

going to sell [ __ ] pizza now he sells. [ __ ] pizza that's disgusting and it. kills people he's doing more damage with. that pizza than he ever did with the. crane my point is this you don't give. up look at this little guy that's the. spirit of America you know what I've. gone the other way on this let all the. Venezuelans in let them all in and steal. the phones if an 11-year-old steals your. phone on the [ __ ] Subway you deserve. to have your phone taken that little guy. can be trained to be either an assassin. for this country or some type of a.

corporate criminal I'm sick of con. artist giving up and trying to get like. CR weeping in a [ __ ] boardroom you. [ __ ] [ __ ] weeping in a boardroom. and I don't mean that in a gay way I. mean it in a like I have a wife and I'm. crying in a boardroom way my point is. this the country is built on the on the. look at Kamala it's why she's cruising. kind of towards a victory because she. understands that the LIE must be verbose.

the LIE must be enduring the LIE must be. forever the lie cannot you cannot dip. your toe into the pool of disan you must. Commit This Woman's a prosecutor who's. go who's through people in jail her. entire life and she's out there talking. about how Democratic she's going to make. everything. because the lie cannot end it does not.

end weeping in a boardroom Mr. Miller his wife's moving to Miami that's. what everybody does when their husband. kills himself she'll be on the. beach by the way if she hears this. she'll agree with me she'll go yeah I. thought my husband was a man I thought. he'd figure it out but instead he starts. crying in a [ __ ] boardroom she knew. what going on she a criminal too she a. criminal too they're all.

criminals gu's a. criminal he. [Applause]. go any money. anymore yeah we know it's all fake it's. all fake the house in the is fake and my. wife God I don't have any money anymore. I don't have any Mone anymore call the. caman Queen and kill someone.

else because of bad financial choices. I'll be the Omaha Funny Bone they don't. have really theaters I'm not on a. theater tour I've done two theater tours. all around the world so now I get to. play [ __ ] rooms for. Animals Omaha Sid Splitters buy tickets. in West Hampton Beach please don't. embarrass me it's my home [ __ ] town. don't get mad at me just cuz I did that. whole third thing for 30 minutes. West Hampton Beach Omaha Sid Splitters. Ontario Improv I said it was Orange.

County I know it's not Orange County I'm. lying to you it's called lying. dummy it's actually not Orange County I. know what Orange County is what you what. do you think Comedy on State in. Madison that's great it's a bunch of. serial killers and. Libs do Plains Illinois we've added a. second show the only if I could really. the only place I'd ever performed would. be Chicago I the people of ill have. never abandoned. me and then the Miami Improv where my.

opening act will be Candace Miller who. will go out and talk about her uh. husband I don't have any. money it's so. sad get the 11-year-old Venezuelan gang. member to come on the program please if. you. can if he speaks English I'm fine with. it if you if you can rob rob me in. English just rob me in English it's. America speak.

English rob me in. English and don't give up this kid's. tougher than that Hampton's guy because. it makes you soft the Hampton makes you. soft all that guy was doing is stealing. phones really that's all anyone's ever. really doing is stealing. phones you just have to figure out a way. to do it you know you just got to do it. on a higher level or. something well I hope this has been uh.

clarifying for people you appreciate you. uh being with us and it's um we bring it. back we'll bring it back down at the end. you know rip. Subway and listen I was just kidding if. Israel wants us to attack. Iran you only get so many. friends you only had so many friends in. life so if Israel is like hey man this.

war with Iran's inevitable just do. it they're that friend that go just do. it and sometimes you just got to do it. and I respect. it I respect it I'm I'm totally with it. I'm totally with the uh Iranian War if. they say so that's your buddy it's your. buddy Israel. I don't think they're a good influence. on you no like we have the same values.

listen to me Israel like lives they have. like a crazy home life and just. everything they say like just remember. that yeah but like we like the same. things I understand that but like. there's no peace in their house so like. you know whatever Listen America's just. that rich kid up the block it's just a. dumb rich kid it's a dumb rich kid up. the block who wants friends you know. you know I don't know and rip Mr Miller. what's his name yeah Brandon Miller rip.

Brandon Miller I I didn't mean to be. disrespectful I never speak ill of the. Dead I never speak ill of the dead and. if there's reincarnation I hope you go. to another planet and you scam again and. then this time you don't cuck out at the. end no one wants weeping in the Hamptons. [ __ ] goodbye.