Love and Lizards | The Tim Dillon Show #326

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dillon show I was watching the nude and. by the way happy holidays to all of you. that are celebrating anything this year. whether it's Christmas. um and what we're doing here on the show. that's a joke it's a Hanukkah Kwanzaa. which is what me and my family celebrate. uh the winter solstice which is a. beautiful seasonal celebration uh. whatever it is out there that you're. celebrating we hope you enjoy it and we.

hope the holiday season is. um you know Bountiful plentiful whatever. uh Harry and Megan hit the Netflix. uh over the weekend and uh or yesterday. and uh I got an email it's like a. documentary you may enjoy. um and it's the it's the documentary. Harry and Megan about Prince Harry. and his wife Meghan Markle uh the.

actress from Suits. and. I don't know what to think because I. have a very negative opinion of these. two just from my own. um the thing with me is I'm I'm a pretty. good judge of character and the reason. that I'm a good judge of character is. because I don't I don't deal in extremes. I deal in extremes when it's funny when. I go you know when I'm making a funny. point but but people are usually not all.

good or all bad. um usually uh they have like for Hitler. for example was no I'm kidding but to. see Meghan Markle to me there are. certain things about her as a character. in the documentary you watch and they're. sympathetic right she is caught between. two worlds she's black but doesn't. really look black so I get it I totally. understand what you know growing up in. that type of environment and then being.

thrust into. um this this you know royal family and. the press in Britain is crazy and. um you know they're vicious they're more. vicious than the American Press but also. as you're watching this documentary. something begins to happen there's. little tells here and it's not this is. not an attack. per se on Meghan Markle and her autistic. husband. it would because he is I mean and. there's nothing wrong with that but he's.

being led. now there's little tells that start to. happen throughout the documentary where. you go. something because in the beginning of. the documentary it's actually very nice. in the beginning of the documentary it's. like she's like at Wimbledon and he's. like would you like to have drinks and. it's a whole thing and. you know he's late the first time he's a. little late and she's like well I'm not. going to do that you know she said when. she's on the interview and he's like. well you mean and she's like well you.

know a man that has such a big ego and. shows up late like there's little things. you go okay that's fine you know I guess. she thought that he was telegraphing his. importance but maybe it was maybe she. was also just kind of like not thinking. there could be a traffic or something. and there's little tell and then one of. the things that gets me where she goes. she goes when I first met the queen I. didn't know I was meeting the queen and. then Harry goes uh do you know how to. cut see and she goes she goes I thought. it was a joke.

[ __ ] what do you mean you thought it. was a joke she's the queen of [ __ ]. England this is when you start to. realize something is off. something is wrong something doesn't. feel right. she's the queen of England what do you. mean you didn't know you're gonna have. to curtsy in front of her. nobody gets Famous by accident rarely. and certainly nobody stays Famous by.

accident. nobody starts dating the prince of. whatever it is over there I don't even. know what his title is but. Sussex or Essex or the Duke of York I. don't know whatever he nobody starts. dating him they know. anybody who grew up in her era get. Meghan markle's age up because I bet her. age and my age are similar. I'm 37. I bet Meghan Markle is 30 41.

even older. grew up watching the Royals she knew how. big of a deal they were she knew about. Charles and Diana she knew how the Press. if we're to believe the story and we. might. the Press killed the other [ __ ] they. killed Diana they killed that [ __ ] in. the tunnel they killed her they ran her.

off the road this is how crazy the. British press was that your your. boyfriend's mother was killed by them. so this idea that this documentary. starts where she's like I I was like. unprepared for the level of scrutiny. that I was receiving like being. and I get it I get it. that it's it's unsettling.

when you were in Toronto shooting suits. and people are in their in their cars. bothering you because they want photo. let's by the way I want you to watch the. official trailer I don't want to take. eight. because yeah I could already tell people. like you're going after a black woman. again stop it her friends are all wide. cut it out. it's like her saying that she's had a. lot of problems because of her race it's. like me saying I'm discriminated against. every day because I'm gay Meg it's just.

not true yes people have called me a. [ __ ] but it's not every day at coffee. so now when she did start boinking this. freak what happened with this inbred guy. who's a sweet guy but he's inbred and. he's all over the place nobody believes. he fought in what war over there let's. cut it out he didn't do anything in. Afghanistan you know and he goes to. Africa and he they let him you know do. juggle with the monkeys and stuff and I. mean the actual monkeys like I mean he's. doing conservation that's what he does. like I'm not trying to it's not slurs.

this is literally he likes animal he. goes everything that's a warthog and. they go yes go to you know go feed it. water. um and and he but he's not I mean come. up conservation is what you do when you. know it's he's not exactly like the. pride of the state right they send him. to I mean Britain is a little racist. it's like the the most important person. over over there you don't send them to. Africa to you know study like rhinoceros. you know whatever irrigation systems so.

he's a little off and and and and Megan. Markle his uh love. um you know meets this guy and and I. don't know what people say I get the. racial thing and I get that the Press. was vicious to her and I get people. online suck so they're they during this. documentary they show all these comments. about people saying he's a race Trader. and horrible thing I get listen I get it. people are racist people are bad people. Anonymous people online are crazy.

my whole thing is trying to get to the. bottom of what this really is because. they got a hundred million dollars from. Netflix to talk about what happened I'm. not done with the documentary I still. don't know what happened but for right. now it seems like this was a little bit. of a play. from her. and it was smart and it was pretty sharp. and kudos to her hats off to her because. she's got a hundred mil and they're up.

in Montecito and she's got this guy who. she's with who has no idea what's going. on I fully believe he's unaware of what. I think she tells him I think she goes. to him in the night and goes your mother. called me the n-word you saw my Mother's. Day my mother's dead my mother is dead. and she goes well your other mother that. old [ __ ] oh the queen Mommy called you. what again she called me the n-word and. she used the r at the end.

I and then his law oh no what should we. do and she goes we're going to Montecito. where's that it's an it's in California. and I'm gonna be a star. because remember she's an actor she. always wanted to be famous she always. wanted to be a famous star and. the royal family are inbred reptilian uh. uh the overlords of the anglo-american. uh fading Empire over there so you have. inbred reptilian they feed off negative.

energy they convert it to power and they. uh and that's how they live and that's. how they've lived forever and they live. forever and they are strange looking. pale kind of gaunt and they have the. eyes that are and the you know and but. they don't really have opinions about. anything other than that they need to. feed off the negative energy that comes. with the death and the pillage and the. the droughts and the floods and all the. things that keep them coming now. otherwise they're just like a normal. family a vampire energy uh you know.

freaks that's just what they are but. they don't wade into controversial. topics often they just don't that's. something they are like the real power. structure in the sense of like they. don't have any political power because. politics is fake they just want like it. okay here comes the infant cook and know. they cook it you know they just watch. cooking shows and they eat all the. children that disappear from the British. orphanages and and but they're not but. they don't they're not like they're the.

trans bathroom issue it's not what they. do they are just old school and there's. something nice about that there's. something nice about tradition there's. something nice about tradition that old. [ __ ] as long as you gave her a baby. every morning plumped up cooked nice. like not not American bacon where it's. nice and crispy but nice and cooked and. charred and you gave her the leg of an. infant with some baked beans and a [ __ ]. whatever she was good she didn't need to. get political and there's something nice.

about this tradition it's tradition. they're an inbred uh Royal uh cannibal. vampire family now Meghan Markle is a. Hollywood actress is very similar that's. a very similar thing they're actually. one in the same they're not that. different she pretends to be other. people all the time she doesn't really. know who she is when you get the vibe. when when you hear her that she's. carefully curating this. image of herself which is what everyone. I've met who's a real actor not the.

brilliant actors they're just insane and. not the people like me who like do these. little you know bit Parts where I'm like. I don't know what I even do like is the. tomato and you know but what I mean is. like you know actors the vast majority. of them are constantly curating the. parts of themselves they want to be. known at any given time right and. there's parts of the documentary where. Meghan markle's like you know I was. always the I was always the smart one. people think that I was like the hot one. but I was always the girl who was trying. to be smart because you aren't hot yet.

you weren't hot yet once you got hot you. stopped with that [ __ ] you cut that out. and then you went to become an actress. and again A lot of people are going to. hear this is an attack on Markle I. actually respect Markle I respect her. because she ran a good high level scam. and she separated uh this guy from his. family uh to the tune of a hundred big. ones 100 sticks 100 Mil nothing wrong. with that in the gray and scheme of. things right. you know it is what it is but let's.

watch the trailer here I don't want to. taint any of your perspective Chrysler's. wife by the way I think agrees with me. on this because they FaceTime me once. and I went on this rant and Leanne was. going yes yes yes and Christina P does. women and wives get it. they get it and if you're not imposing. your own political agenda on this which. many of you are and always do you could. kind of separate and go how shocked were. you that there were press they killed. his mother it was shocking to you how.

shocking was it to you that this was a. firestorm that guy he was like the most. eligible bachelor in the world I don't. know why people want into the blood cult. and she then started I want to watch. this trailer and then we will comment. more on it but again if you're. disagreeing with me here that's okay I. haven't seen the full thing but I think. I'm right and I think you think I'm. right too. it's really hard it's really hard now. because what happened.

Royal Rockstar. yeah stop it for a second oh it's just. in Africa feeding a pig a salad and then. I'll met Megan and Megan toad made it. everybody was calling her the n-word in. their Castle so then all came to. California that's really what I mean so. like the people at Netflix like Okay so.

let's let's unpack that can we unpack. that well that's pretty much the story. then Megan always in Africa and we'll. always do in there easy God is bird and. it stands up have you ever seen that. it's a bird but it walks no we it's you. mean like a penguin no it's not because. they're in the code like penguins are in. the cold places where people go skiing. but in Africa it's like a big bird and. we was watching it walk and then I met.

Megan and she came and she put my baby. in her and then she said everybody in. the castle they were saying all kinds of. bad things about about her calling her. all kinds of names and such so I had to. move here and now we live here in. Netflix. everything changed. there's a hierarchy of the family you. know there's leaking but there's also. planting of stories there was a war. against Megan to suit other people's.

agendas. by the way cut that if there was a war. she won if they were you can't go to war. with an actress you dumb vampire freak. she won as of course she would a. Hollywood actress is the only thing that. is more cold and has more blood loss. than these monsters so if there was a. war against her good on her this is a. pro-megan show if I saw her in Montecito. at the play at the San Ysidro Ranch.

having dinner I would just do black. power to her. I would because what do I give a [ __ ]. about these freaks good for her I have. no problem that she ripped apart this. thing. it's a dirty game. pain and suffering of women marrying. into this institution this feeling. Frenzy. I was terrified honey what did you think.

it was what did you think it was. all right no one knows your Fortress but. what did you think it was when you go to. you were gonna marry into the Royal. Family. did you not imagine they may have been. raped they invented racism they quite. literally are co-colonists like with all. these idiots on Twitter and they're like. decolonize and blah blah blah they're. talking about that they started it.

imperialism Conquest subjugating people. on the basis of race what are you. talking about yes America's done that. too but I mean what are you saying. you're shocked at how racist they were. so something feels off and again it's. not a negative towards her per se it. feels like she ran a little bit of a. scam little bit of a game. she got in there supposedly they said. some things to her that were not nice. and I I imagine that probably is the.

case. um I think someone said how dark will. the baby be or something that's not nice. but she's also not even that dark so why. would they say that or I don't believe. that it's weird I don't believe I don't. believe it but maybe it happened I can't. I don't I don't know I want uh that uh. because here's the other thing about. Harry he's not he's not Prince Charles's. kid Diana [ __ ]. her [ __ ] I forget who but like her. dance instructor this is kind of well.

known and because Prince uh Charles and. Prince. um uh William look a lot alike but if. you Google Harry's real father it's like. Chloe and OJ it's like boom immediately. you know so he's kind of half half and. half out anyway. and the problem is you know his real. father uh Prince Harry's real father is. definitely I don't think it's Prince. Charles I think it's a guy that Diana go. to Princess Diana affair.

Harry's dad because I think it's. definitely. a almost I don't want to say it's. obvious. but I do want to say that a lot of it's. a commonly held. belief that at the end of the day he may. not be. the child of Charles because Charles. does not yeah James Hewitt right there. former Lover James Hewitt go down.

he's not he doesn't look anything like. Charles. he does not look anything like Charles. but he does look a lot like this guy. James Hewitt. and I think that at the end of the day. maybe that plays into this too like. maybe he's like you know listen they. weren't honest with me about. everything there are secrets. um there are secrets in my family. and you know I'm not being dealt with.

honestly so if I'm not being dealt with. honestly you know maybe I'm gonna get. the [ __ ] out of here I don't know but. yeah that look look at this guy he looks. so much more like Harry than Charles. I mean that's uncanny. I mean this is crazy he's a ginger he. looks exactly like him. so I don't again I'm not trying to. spread uh rumors or false information.

but I think that like you know. The Royals are interesting people but. this idea that Meghan Markle had no clue. uh I had no idea like oh my God the. pressure now the Press are gonna get. involved now I can't believe it the the. I was so shocked when it was revealed. that I was dating one of the most famous. people in the world who happened to be a. prince that the Press had an interest in.

that. and I was shocked when I announced my. engagement to him. that the Press had an interest in that. I'm not saying it's not brutal I'm not. saying it's not vicious but I'm saying. that I think there's a little more uh to. what's going on than meets the eye I. think she went over there and she's like. we can do an exit. and we can get out of this thing and go. to the U.S and be really really famous. for a whole nother said and I think the. other uh inbred uh I think the other.

people are jealous I think William and. Kate might be a little jealous they're. like [ __ ] you know I like the UK but. it's rainy and damp and they're over. here in Montecito and usually it's warm. and nice and you know they're they're by. the pool it's a different life and I. don't know maybe you know obviously the. royal family there's benefits to being a. part of it but I mean they did they made. an egg out I'm still gonna finish the. documentary because I don't have I don't. have my full thoughts on it yet but my. initial impressions are that Megan ran a.

little bit of a game knowing full well. that this guy probably wasn't nearly as. attached to his family as he claimed for. many reasons and Megan was like okay. yeah they're being dicks to us they're. kind of piece of [ __ ] let's get out of. here but we can't leave unless it's a. scandal because that's where the money. is you see they didn't have any money. Diana's inheritance wasn't that much. money she only made three or five. million from Suits her net wasn't High.

his net wasn't High. okay they got a 10 million Mortgage in. Montecito that did not come from either. one of their pockets. enter Netflix. Netflix goes get over here. she has the Oprah interview she goes. this has got to be a massive Royal. Scandal where we are resigning because. the Royal. imperialist Blood Dynasty family also. stunningly shockingly happens to be.

racially insensitive. they're also racially insensitive. I can't believe it the people that. invented imperialism somewhat I know. that they didn't technically but they. are racially they have some blind spots. they have blind spots racially so that. was their Scandal and the Scandal was. such that they started a production. company Archer well Productions where.

they're now making things about uh the. anti-racist stuff. and they're like we're gonna make things. like there was one cartoon they're gonna. make about a girl who goes through. history and it's like I'm a I'm a smart. girl and she'd go back to like the black. plague or whatever and. she'd be like I'm a smart girl and we're. rats they're doing this I know it. because I'm smart like with some cartoon. like that which is a girl and but they. canceled it or whatever but like that. that's what I'm you know what I mean. like people don't want that they want to.

watch Wednesday they want to watch Harry. Potter but slightly different they don't. want your [ __ ]. start making that if Harry and Megan. start making that now that you're in. America you got to start making racist. programming if you want to make real. money but they have a hundred million. dollars and um. I wish them the best all right everybody. you know that the holidays are around uh. the corner and everybody right now is. just doing everything they can to. um you know make a little extra money in.

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by the way there's a lot of these. Prestige movies they're spending a lot. of money on high-end movies and they're. tanking they're not doing well yeah so. Hollywood right now they're losing a lot. of money on these I guess High concept. films and you know some people are. saying that they're just. they're depressing like Hollywood. Washington despair is oscar-oriented. films like licorice pizza nightmare. alley flatlined to the box office. um they're Prestige films right the. things that you know we kind of grew up. with these dramas that are great and.

people love them and they win Awards and. the Blockbusters that make so much money. allow for these films to be made right. um. um but some of them are really really. bombing like Armageddon time costs. roughly 30 million dollars to make and. collected 1.9 million at the North. American box office. tar which is the Blanchette one costs 35. million including marketing ticket sales. totaling 5.3 million. Universal spent around 55 million in.

making Market she said which also took. in 5.3 million devotion caused well over. 100 million and has generated 14 million. in ticket sales so a lot of these movies. are tanking and. um people are not going to see them at. the box office people are either at home. they're watching them on streaming they. don't care and these you know these uh. Studios they put a lot of money into. these films so that they are big box.

office hits right this is the metric by. which Studios really can tell what is. and isn't working and the metric is. tickets at the box office that's how. it's done it's how it's always been done. and. that isn't working right now they are. not doing enough because some of these. movies are just sad like it's like. you know it's like you know the Fable. men's about Stephen Spielberg and I'm. sure it's great it's like Steven. Spielberg's life story and Paul Franklin.

Dano I'm sure it's fine but whatever but. some of them are sad like there's. something about Emmett Till his mother. that's coming up I think it's later in. this article. um where you have like you know it's. just it's you know there's been a lot of. things yeah uh the core of cinephiles is. still. tuning out till focused on Mamie till. Mobley whose son Emmett Till was. murdered in Mississippi in 1955 was. collected 8.9 million in the U.S and. Canada that's not nothing. for an emotionally challenging film.

I mean it's it's these these deal with. real hard topics right this is not a. feel-good. film Emmett Till's story it's an. important story and what it needs to be. told but this is not like let's get the. family in the station wagon. and let's go see Emmett Till get lynched. this is not a fun summer film right that. look can we be honest about that. well.

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Hollywood has figured it out there's one. director that they have not tapped yet. to make a film one voice that has not. been heard from one artist who begs for. a long form representation of her. thoughts Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is making a feature. directing debut for Searchlight Pictures.

and do you know what this they're. letting her do and I was shocked about. this she is playing the daughter of a. plantation owner who teaches a Slave how. to read and play guitar. that's a fact. she is playing the daughter of a. plantation owner who teaches his slave. reading and writing and then teaches him. how to play guitar I don't like that. personally I'd I say no I'm kidding of.

course that is untrue she's actually. playing a Nazi's wife. who gets Jews out of Poland. but it's like this uh the the the the. the the [ __ ] the thing with Juliet. and Julie Andrews the uh The Sound of. Music it's like the sound of music with. Taylor Swift I'm kidding that is also a. lie she's playing swimmer Leah Thomas. Transformer Leah Thomas Taylor Swift is.

playing her and it's a movie and it's. kind of a comedy it's called don't look. at my Finn. and it trans uh swimmer Leah Thomas and. Taylor Swift and it's a goofy fun trans. romp through the locker room that's what. it is uh of course all of those things. are not true uh we don't we don't know. what the Taylor Swift film will be but. we do know that it will be. I mean maybe it's maybe it's Casey.

Anthony. maybe she plays Casey Anthony. and they make a movie for the red state. so they find out it was just a cabal of. satanic cannibals that have killed her. child. and then Casey Anthony [ __ ] runs for. Congress and wins maybe she plays a. Ukrainian [ __ ] who speaks into Russian. poisons Putin that would be for the blue. States. I don't know because Taylor's in the. middle there but she's making her future. directorial debut with Searchlight. picture the singer-songwriter and. director has written in original scripts. which will be.

produced by the oscar-winning studio. behind Nomad land and the shape of water. other key details like a plot and. casting are being kept Under Wraps until. a later date it's going to be. interesting it's gonna be like a sweet. Summer movie right where she's like mad. at a dude and it's like it's the hot. summer Nashville and everybody's singing. it's gonna be a big soundtrack. and uh so and that's and that that's the. future. that's the future if you have an.

audience like Taylor Swift whether you. know anything about Cinema whether you. know anything about movies you're going. to be tapped to direct a movie and then. you're it will it'll be a two-hour. Taylor Swift song that's what it'll be. two hours of Taylor Swift and her issues. with a guy who she met at the ice cream. truck or whatever it was and that'll be. what it is two hours of that and then. they'll just start handing it out yeah. Doja cat will have a film that no one.

will be able to understand. um but why not I mean this is this is. because because people are just giving. up and this is giving up so when you've. given up you just go Taylor Swift has. sold more tickets than the pope let her. it'll be fine whatever the hell she. wants and I'm sure and it'll probably be. fine it'll probably be decent and I. don't think that. um it'll be much worse than some of the. other things. um but I I mean I can't imagine.

Searchlight recently released uh the. menu with dark the comic horror film and. Martin McDon is the Banshees vinasheeren. which is a major Oscar Contender it's. amazing. and now they're also going to release uh. Taylor Swift's two-hour. Ode to you know I don't know being stood. up at the dance or whatever the hell and. I don't I have no beef with her God. bless her she certainly came out of the. winner in the Kanye thing but I don't.

know if I need uh two hours of that of. her but you know I mean she's rich and. she's got a fan base and you get to do. what you want you get to do what you. want none of these other things that. work because they keep making movies. where it's like Kate Blanchett is like. the conductor of an orchestra and if she. has Ms or whatever and people are sad. they're just like enough of it we need. something fun can't keep watching and. until we can't keep watching very. serious middle-aged menopausal white. women who are like trying to accomplish. things we have to find something a bit.

goofy a bit fun a bit and maybe Taylor. Swift will do I don't know but she's. gonna it's gonna be like a fun because. she's like liked by both sides and just. culture War so it'll be interesting to. see what Taylor Swift decides to do like. it's probably going to be just a rot. like a little bit of a rom-com like a. country. rom-com and uh. yeah I mean I I can't imagine it'll be. good.

but I don't know an 11th person was. killed by being thrown in uh in the New. York City Subway or maybe they're not. being thrown but they're being killed on. the sub of the NYPD is investigating a. killing inside a Greenwich Village. subway station they responded to a call. of an unconscious man just after. midnight Thursday in the West 4th Street. and 6th Avenue Station officers found a. man unconscious and unresponsive near. the stairwell and he's number 11 this. year this is the 11th Subway kill the. subway in New York City is becoming like.

untenable like insane like for people to. actually use it it's it's becoming like. a roll of the dice people are getting. assaulted uh people are getting murdered. and um and that is not worth the price. that is continually escalating it. continually raise the price of the. subway so just drop the price if people. if you're gonna let people get killed. drop the price make it cheaper make it. more cost effective to get last.

three dollars to get a slash on your. face seems high make it less money so. that people can get violently assaulted. and still have enough money for gauze. and [ __ ] peroxide and all the things. they need to clean their wounds out when. they get home it's a nice happy medium. but our cocaine addict mayor Eric Adams. in New York City uh other than doing. blow and hanging out at clubs has. decided he's going to start putting more.

of these crazy mental patients in jail. and hopefully there will be less of them. on the New York City subway to murder. you. that is the hope he's going to start. moving homeless and by the way Karen. bass was just elected in L.A just moved. all the homeless people out of City Hall. for her mayoral inauguration. now I am offering if you have the money. if you have the uh wherewithal to do.

this with me I will fund it I want to. move the homeless back. the night before the bass inauguration. LA Times with LA swearing in a new mayor. Crews work to move homeless encampments. near City Hall well that feels like a. lie and we hate lies. so if you want to move the homeless back. in front of city hall with me. let's get to Vans let's get the trucks.

let's put them back where they belong in. front of the camera it's LA everyone. wants to be in front of the camera in. fact it would only be fair if as the. mayor is getting inaugurated in La. homeless people are wandering around in. the background like a horror movie it. should look like someone is being. inaugurated in a in a literal horror. movie where it's a zombie apocalypse and. someone's just standing there at a. Podium with their hand up taking the.

oath of office that's what it should. look like it should not they should not. sanitize it for the public it should not. be cleaned up it should make you pause. it should be a meme. it should make you pause you should see. the inauguration and you should look at. it and you should go what because in the. background you should just see blurry. figures wandering around just these. blurry figures wandering around trying. to get drugs or food or water or. whatever however and they should just be. kind of swaying and you know that kind. of fentanyl look to them and they and.

and then there should be just guards on. either side of Karen bass we don't want. anyone to get hurt but and the guard. should be there and they should be like. shoeing the people away we're doing an. inauguration for the mayor of this great. City. but unfortunately. um an official with the LA homeless. Services Authority which participated in. Thursday's operation also referred. questions about the first and spring. encampment to garcetti's office. saying what's going on here.

to be unequivocally clear the council. member did not request this operation. see. here's the reality everybody's. really uncomfortable with seeing the. truth of what this place has become. especially the mayor. and the mayor is going to do everything. in her power to like La has always done. Market a different version of reality.

and she's marketing a different version. of Reality by having those homeless. encampments moved. right before she takes the uh oath of. office in downtown. and what a lie what a [ __ ]. unfortunate because. I think. there's a way to just give all those. homeless people drugs and make them. happy what if you gave those homeless. people all the drugs they wanted and.

gave them you know some of them speak. English a lot of them give them give. them sheets with music on it for a song. that they can sing behind the Karen bass. why are we throwing them away you have. them there they're a captive audience. they're willing to learn they're willing. to learn for food or crack or fentanyl. whatever they want if they can get and. how nice would it be to see the LA mayor. the first black female mayor getting. inaugurated and maybe the people in the.

back are doing the song from The. Temptations or something something nice. now yes you can get them in costume put. them in hair and makeup. they I don't see a problem with that it. should be a production it's it's. Hollywood shouldn't it be a production. and yes not all of them are gonna follow. along some of them are gonna get. frustrated they're not doing as well. they some of them may bite others some. of them are not going to show up for. rehearsal right not everyone's a hard. worker but you will get some of them. when you promise them drugs you say I.

will give you drugs if you learn this so. what's a good La sir I'm thinking right. now what is a that's a real because New. York has New York New York but like La. doesn't really have any la. we love La get up we love LA on YouTube. I want to hear this song Because if the. homeless could stand behind Karen bass. and sing We Love la. wild just [ __ ] up and bleeding. it would be beautiful it would be much.

better than making the move. oh I love La the oh the we love LA or I. love la. and same thing it's the Randy Newman. song. this they I cannot believe this was not. pitched too hard this seems like such a. great. now you can imagine the homeless people. they're all standing behind. Karen bass as she's being inaugurated. to be the mayor of hell.

and everybody's there. and all the city officials are there New. York City.

foreign. if you've lost your sheet we can get you.

another one it's not just kind of sing. along just sway if you don't have your. [ __ ] and you just see the people out of. it like crazy boys. it's not bad at all. this would have been so much of a better. solution. okay and she's just checking on them. every now and then and they're just like. and she's like well isn't that nice. she's motioning to the cameras you know. someone hits someone in head with a. bottle they removed immediately but most.

people are doing well. what's the chorus. I love that like perfect. love it we love it everyone say we love. it. tell them to homeless people we love it. we love it great everyone's gone Karen. this is beautiful we love it yeah all. right yeah that's I mean that's clearly. a much better solution than moving these. people out of their [ __ ] homes you. sick [ __ ].

it's crazy. that makes no sense. that makes no sense when they're there. and they could literally do a song and a. nice number with some simple minimal. choreography it doesn't have to be a. insanely it's not Beyonce we don't need. a crazy dance but some minimal. choreography. you know some just just I love La we. love La they're all in I love La shirts. you give them all hats. they're getting merged they should each.

get what they call a swag bag afterwards. where they have the merch uh Karen bass. is inauguration they could all get. shirts with Karen bass on it with her. face on it uh I love our new mayor I. love LA on the back. and then they could just go running uh. through the streets. raycon earbuds are so great because. let's be honest I mean we all need to. listen to music and podcasts we cannot. be in our own heads with our own. thoughts raycons wireless earbuds.

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bit of a Christmas party but I'm not. doing it. everyone is Coveted in Los Angeles it's. so [ __ ] annoying New York City. they're putting the masks back on. everybody's got everything here it's. sneezing sniffling coughing people have. gotten a lot of upper respiratory things. people have the flu I spoke to Christy. Stefano he just got over the flu. hospitals are like more filled now than. they ever have been. um. because I guess after Thanksgiving all. these families met and then everybody uh. control I'm being tested all the time.

I'm on a project where I have to get. tested but uh the flu is really hitting. people and the upper respiratory stuff. is really hitting people. and it's unfortunate and um. you know I mean this is unfortunate so. if you can stay healthy keep your wits. about you here and just uh basically. watch this Harry and Megan thing watch. it because it is entertaining it's fun. uh you have to remember they don't want.

to be in the spotlight. is the thing you have to remember about. them. they don't want to be in the spotlight. which is why they've formed a production. company. you see. that uh Meghan Markle evades the. spotlight that's why she was on a TV. show. okay hmm that's why she then dated uh a. prince and married him. that's why she now has a production. company. that's why she has a 100 million dollar. deal with Netflix that's why she went on.

Oprah because she hates the spotlight. okay. all those things can exist in your head. at the same time. you have to you have to just understand. that she hates the spotlight and the. only way that she feels like she can get. out of the spotlight is by get going. more and more and more into the. spotlight. now I'm not saying that the the Press of. the people over there aren't racist and. they didn't they didn't put it through. hell I'm not saying that uh she wasn't.

maybe shocked at the scope of whatever. but I to me it's she's not a naive girl. she's not a dummy she knows what goes on. I'm sure even knowing that it came as a. surprise to her. now it says the royal family is. breathing a sign of relief over uh Harry. and Megan's Netflix series so it turns. out the royal family isn't sweating. Megan and Harry as a hotly anticipated. docu series didn't have quite as many. Bombshells as they expected Royal expert. Jonathan Sarah sakurdati. uh spoke to U.S weekly about the Royal.

reaction to the sussex's Netflix show. saying I don't think there was very much. there that wasn't that was particularly. new or would have worried them that much. he added the family's breathing aside. relief on that listen it's bored it's. kind of boring it's it's someone. entertaining it's a nice easy light. watch you're not getting the bombshell. she didn't it's not like she walked in. on the bloodletting ceremony where they. were eating people she simply you know. you you she couldn't deal with the. spotlight this is the problem it's. intense scrutiny.

that came along with dating this guy. apparently was too much for her to bear. and the only way out of that is to move. to Hollywood and getting a deal with. Netflix it makes sense. she wants her privacy back. dummies. she wants her privacy back. that's why she has a 100 million dollar. deal with Netflix to do documentaries. about her. because she likes her private life. it doesn't admit it but kudos to her I.

like to see people win. it makes me happy I like her I like. what's behind her eyes it's it's it's a. it's a it's a thing. that will jump out of her when she dies. and jump into another person. and then animate them too. do wild [ __ ]. growing up where she grew up the fact. that she's married a prince living in. Montecito you can't not respect that you. have to respect it did she destroy a.

lizard family to get this sure who cares. who gives a [ __ ] shut up. I respect what she did. I respect what lives behind her eyes I. respect that vacant Darkness that's. behind the eyes of every actress this is. what I respect and this is and I've. talked to so many of them and there's. just something there that isn't there. and there's something that. doesn't have a form it's an ambition. it's a control it's a need to transcend.

where you are and go somewhere else it's. a need to arrange the world in a way uh. that pleases you a way that you feel. that you can succeed it's a competitive. Advantage it's a Darkness it's an. emptiness it's a vacancy it's a glare. and I like it it makes me feel. comfortable I see it in many people that. I look at I see behind their eyes you. don't look at the eye you look behind. the eyes what is behind them is that raw. ambition it is that empty Hollow vacant. Elevator Shaft that goes straight to the.

bottom straight to the ID it goes it is. the spiders that crawl in the back of. your head just waiting for the flies to. feast. using your tongue and your mouth to. weave the webs that you catch other. people in it is actually something that. is quite nice it is quite nice There's. Something Beautiful about that darkness. that that that place that she goes where. she lived above a garage in the valley. and it was hot and it was stinky and.

smelly and the garbage was everywhere. and now she's in Montecito with the. breeze and it hits her by the pool and. she's looking at her child going that. baby's not growing up how I grew up she. used what she had she clawed she she. clawed she just did it and you have to. respect it that thing that gets lost in. her smile that's there and it's it's. what drives civilization forward because. men want to [ __ ] these women and that's. what makes civilization happen folks. okay not everybody wants to [ __ ] the 3am.

pincushion pig pig sometimes you want a. real hottie and sometimes that hottie. has plans for you and she had plans for. this [ __ ] and and she executed them. brilliantly. and that's the thing I think we all have. to really remember we all have to really. remember that it's a story of winning. it's a sort of a woman winning and it's. not something that. um you know people are understanding it. in the wrong way they're like well she.

took him from his family you know. perhaps sure number one we don't even. know we just covered earlier maybe it is. in his family and number two his new. family is with her and Netflix he's part. of the Netflix family and that's a. family it's a family with a lot of. [ __ ] money. so you know listen. uh God bless. her you can see it's behind the eyes. it's the winning it says she's very calm. the way she talks is very calm very calm. and the things that happen and we were. just we were very shocked at the racism.

and we just what we had to do was win. and choose winning and there's nothing. there's nothing to be gleaned from this. there's nothing to be understood or. taken from this that isn't really uh. positive this is a positive all-around. for everybody. um it's good to see an old blood cult. get you know temporarily tested and. thrown out of whack. um it's also good to uh to see you know. uh a woman like that win because in her.

mind every interaction she's had in her. life is about that moment every. interaction that she's ever had is about. the moment where she could is [ __ ] from. the valley who's a [ __ ] on a show. Suits it was ending she was not an. a-lister by any means by any any means. just wanted to win. she didn't know why she wasn't. particularly obsessed with any aspect of. winning it didn't even matter it wasn't. about a car it wasn't necessarily about.

a house although those things are nice. it was about a position it was about an. heir that she wanted to exist in and. this is you know this idea of being the. modern place you saw Princess Diana she. goes I'm gonna kind of do what Princess. Diana did before they kill me. kind of interesting kind of interesting. before they got to her but do the Royals. Strike Back. do the Royals. Strike Back. what an interesting thought I hope not I.

hope not I hope not. not but the queen has just died the old. lizard has died. I wonder if there's a thought in the. palace do we just do we clip them. do we clip them. hmm. interesting. answers well I'm happy I'm not the. princess of England.

I'll tell you that. I am happy that I'm not the princess of. England we appreciate you uh we covered. uh a lot of these Bitcoin guys getting. killed on the patreon that's really. interesting and a little scary down. there in Puerto Rico if you're down in. Puerto Rico and you got a lot of Bitcoin. don't go to the beach. um it's uh a real problem but uh that's. up on the patreon right now uh any. tickets live dates Tim dilloncomedy.com. uh we've got shows coming up New Year's. Eve I'm going to be in Irvine California.

for the whole weekend I'm also going to. be at the spotlight casino in Indio out. there in the desert if you live anywhere. out there uh you could come see me that. should be a lot of fun uh we also have. the Oxnard improv up as well those are. on. teamdillaccomedy.com uh tickets you can. get them there. um and we will uh see everybody soon. don't. uh watch this documentary and don't have. a uh take on it per se uh from this show.

go and give it give everyone the uh. their own hearing give everyone their. own hearing and see what happens but. I hope I hope she's out but if the. Royals get her if they get her if the if. they get her. if she gets eaten by a dolphin or. something out there. [ __ ] well you you might just have to go. you gotta hand it to the old lizards. I'll be watching closely good night.