Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t | The Tim Dillon Show #504

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. Lindsey Graham is no longer with us. and you know, this is a tough moment. for our country. And he, it says CNN, he asked a staffer to call 911. after reporting chest pains. But most people are saying he, he was blown up in a, in a. Ukrainian drone facility.

that he was inspecting by Russia. That Russia might have either poisoned him. or they might have blown him to bits. I love these drones. They look good. I love a drone. That's probably the last thing he saw was a drone. I love these drones. They're big and hard.

They fly through the air these drones. and they kill a lot of bad people. Some people got to be killed. I don't know. It feels like people are saying that. the timeline does not add up. and that Lindsey Graham, who was pretty, seemed fine, but I mean, Trump said that. His dad died of the same thing.

around the same age Lindsey Graham's father. and that genetics is genetics. But I, I want to imagine. Russia blowing up a, a drone facility where Lindsey Graham is. I think it's a better way for him to have died. And I want that to be the lasting image I have. of Lindsey Graham in my mind just kind of like. in a drone factory, hot, sweaty men.

and big drones, just kind of in a, in his happy place, you know, sweaty military guys. and big drones and what will you do with these drones? I love these drones. Yeah. I mean, he toured Ukrainian drone factory. before his southern, sudden death. What a weird thing to do to tour a drone factory.

What an od thing to do. He went to a drone factory to take a tour. He loves death. I love these drones. He loves death, that guy. He liked the machinery of death. And Graham was reportedly shown. vampire, bomber drones, also known as Babayaga,

as well as the Shrike FPV drone. and the P1 sun Shahed Interceptors. He was happy as a pig in shit. They were a bunch of sweaty guys were showing him the drones. in the factory. It was a hot summer day in the Ukraine. and he was walking through the drone factory.

And listen, the guy had a life. The guy had a life. And it was an American life. It was a very American life to kind of be this kind. of deeply closeted Southern warmonger. It's not at all out of place here.

It's a very American life. No one should doubt that. I've got this new theme. where I'm not even talking about right or wrong. I'm just going, is it American? It's the month of July. So during July, I've really tried to think to myself like, is this American? Is this on brand? And it is. To be a, like a Southern, deeply closeted Southern guy,

sipping sweet tea, close relationship with his sister. and loves war and loves war because that's what me do. They go to war and, and he loved war. and he loved money and he loved power. and he loved having that ability. to go into Washington DC. and order a bunch of people into combat.

And you know, maybe Russia poisoned him. Maybe they, maybe that drone factory blew up. Maybe it was a sudden illness, but it feels like... Or maybe he got so excited. during the drone tour. He got so excited that he went back to Washington DC. and he autoerotically asphyxiated or something, you know? Like maybe he just really got.

so excited by this whole thing. It was so sexual. It was so hot that he just went back to his house. and just started, you know? Because the drones are kind of phallic, you know? And just imagine, I think there was a part of him. that imagines being pierced by a drone. Like, like, listen, getting fucked by a dick is nice, but imagine a drone. Imagine the mechanical nature.

of being fucked by a drone. You know, like that. And I think he might've, it might have kind of, it might have awakened something in him, that idea of. that kind of, that kind of man. and machine, this idea. that he could maybe have sexual relations with a drone, that it could potentially, you know, enter him. And I, and, and listen, maybe in more,

in more holes than one if, you know, the number on. orally pleasuring a drone for sure. Worshipping it, licking it, tasting it, taking it in your mouth as far as it can go. Cutting off your oxygen with it, breathing through your nose. because you have the drone in your mouth. But then also anally spreading your legs for it.

and letting it enter you. and letting it dominate you and, and, and feeling submissive towards it. because it is, it is machinery. that is so advanced. It's just a highly advanced machinery imagining. it, turning you. Yeah, I mean take a look at that.

There's no way that Lindsay Graham. wasn't thinking a little bit at the end about. what sexual relations would feel like. with a drone on some level. There's no way... And by the way, he's, he's. I don't think he's, he's not going to be the last. one to think it. He's probably not the first. and he certainly won't be the last, but certainly this idea that, you know,

maybe he was very excited. because this, this idea of just kind. of like, you know, you know, being submissive. to a drone and respecting the power of the drone, you know, could be something. Could be something. The idea. of it I think certainly got Lindsay Graham excited. There's no way it didn't. And by the way, why not? Why not? I mean, I think that we have.

to stop kink shaming. people like Lindsey Graham, but I do think that there, there, there's no way he wasn't a little bit turned on during that. drone inspection. Which again, such a weird thing. Here are the drones. Ooh. Ooh, I like these drones. You're such a silly Billy with your drones.

Yeah. I mean, so a bunch of people are going, "Hey, we don't. want to hand Russia a propaganda win if. if it comes out that they poisoned Lindsay Graham. or that they killed him. or that he died in the explosion. of the Ukrainian drone factory." Which by the way, I guess I, I'm sure, you know, obviously I'm not an idiot. I know that on some level it would be a propaganda win,

but also a lot, like there would be a lot. of people in our country who didn't care, like most of them. You know, like almost all of them wouldn't care. if any of these people... By the way, if Russia got Ted Cruz. or Lindsey Graham. or Mitch McConnell, like I don't know, most people in our country wouldn't care.

that much, including me. I hope that doesn't sound unpatriotic, but we've been arming the Ukraine to blow this shit out. of Russia for years. And I'm not blaming the Ukraine. Russia invaded them. But this is a war. And if Russia decided we're going to kill. an old Senator that most of you don't like anyway. and the ones that do, like,

it's like a tiny group of people. that are directly making money. from the decisions this guy makes. Most people don't even know who he is. So we'd have to do... So the problem is if it came out that Russia did this, we'd then have to do something. We'd have to like take offensive action. against Russia because they maybe killed Lindsay Graham.

I wouldn't. I would, and I would not demand that. of the government if they literally... If, if Russia, if it came out definitively. that Russia killed Lindsey Graham, I would just go, "Well, you know, live by the sword, you know, die by, you know. The guys inspecting drone factories in.

the Ukraine, Moscow. and all of these other cities in Russia are getting hit. by Ukrainian drones all the time. Why would they not kill that guy? He's like the loudest voice, one of the loudest voices. to keep the party going over there. Keep the party going. Why would Putin not go, " Yeah, let, if we can, maybe let's kill this guy.

He's in the Ukraine inspecting a. drone factory. Why is he even doing that? He's doing it because he likes it. He's doing it because he likes it. You don't go... This is a beautiful time in our country, the summer. It's like one of the times people enjoy. You don't voluntarily go to the Ukraine... Unless Trump served him up on a silver platter to Putin,

which is also very possible. Trump might have texted Putin, just kill Lindsay. He's there right now. Putin might have said, "I'm fed up with your shit. I'm going to invade Poland or something." And Trump. goes, "Just kill Lindsay. He's in a drone factory. I'll tell you exactly where he is. Mafia shit." By the way, that's maybe what happened. That's maybe exactly what happened. Trump might have said, "Hey, listen. We know where he is.

Just promise me you'll make it quick. This is straight up mob shit." And Trump's like, "We're, we're going to say he died of a brief illness. Make it quick." I forget the movie I'm quoting, but then somebody goes, "We'll do it. and we'll do it our way." It's a mafia movie. or it's Sopranos or something. I forget what I'm quoting. But I, this is maybe what happened. I want you to imagine this. Putin says to Trump, "I've had enough.

I'm going to use, I'm going to use like nukes. or something in Ukraine. Like I've had enough. I got to do something here." And, and Trump goes, "Listen, just kill Lindsey Graham. He's in the drone factory. He'll be there in two days. Just kill him. Kill him. We won't say you did it. You can kind of say you did it, winking a nod. Your people, your people will know you did it. because that's kind of the way Russia operates. The people in Russia don't need a headline.

to know what happened. Like when the Prigozhin guy went down, when his plane went down, people immediately knew. They're like, " Yeah, that's what happened. "So like Trump might go, " I, I don't, we don't want this public. "Putin's like, " Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. "And Trump's like, " Just get, get rid of Lindsey Graham. Will that satiate you for a little bit? "And Putin's like, " Yeah. "Putin might've asked Trump. Putin might have said," We're, we got it. We're going to kill Lindsey Graham. "And Trump's like, " Yeah, all right. Trump doesn't care.

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And they won the presidency. And he's claiming that the voting is the biggest issue. They genuinely literally right now have all of the... They have the Congress, the House. I mean, I'm sorry, the House, the Congress, Senate, everything. Kind of most of the Supreme Court. Thomas Massey made that point. He's like, you know, we kind of have all. of the things we could want.

And they're going out and going, the election was stolen. Now, by the way, I'm not saying there's no voting problems. There's probably voting problems. There's weird laws in California that let people like. show up to a polling station with a bunch of ballots, go, "Hey, my whole family voted and here's what they think. " That's weird. But Trump's out there talking about voting. He's, he's the president. It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. He's like, "The voting irregularities.

and the elections are stolen, but you're, you're the president. You're the president and you're, you ran on a platform. of no new wars. and you're about to put troops on the ground in Iran. 1000% you are the president. Like you're not, you're not popping shit from. outside of the government. This is the thing when like JD Vance goes on Rogan.

and goes," Well, you know, they have this whole discussion about the Epstein docs. and JD is like, I'll go. to my death believing it was a larger conspiracy. "You know, it's, it's kind. of like these guys like, " Well, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? "It's like, " No, you're the, you're the vice president. What are you talking about? JD Vance is talking about this. like he's a guy at a bar in the town I grew up in. on Long Island where he'd be like, I'll always believe it was a conspiracy. You sure? That guy owns a pool company.

He's, he's going to, he's going to be like, yeah, what are you going to do? I'll always believe someone on there. This guy's the vice president of the United States. of America going on the biggest. podcast in the world going, yep. I read all the files. Trump's innocent also. I'll always believe there was a greater conspiracy there. I'll always think something was going on. But what am I going to do? I'm the vice president.

That's Jady Vance's character arc right now. is his whole entire thing is just telling people. what the vice president can't do. Like what about the war in Iran? You know, there's not much I can do. I just kind of hang out and, you know, watch, watch. as I'm part of the administration that portrays its voters. and does the opposite. of everything it said it was going to do. I just kind of hang out. And you know this Epstein thing, who knows? You know, what are you going to do? It's a lot of. what are you going to do energy from the vice president.

I'm not saying the vice president's like an all powerful. figure, but it's just hilarious that like. that's his argument. Yeah, what are you going to do? Nah. What are you going to do? Yeah, these Epstein docs, you know? Isn't that nuts, Joe? You heard about that? What? You're the vice president of the United States. This is the, they keep trying to play this game. where they're like this folksy kind. of like relatable, like, yeah, these fucking elites.

These fucking elites with these, they're fucking the kids. They're stealing your money? What? Who? You are doing it. You're the ones who are doing it. And they're relying on the fact that some of their. most ordinate supporters, the ones. who aren't directly being paid off, are the stupidest people in the world. So that still works on them. They're like, yeah, fucking Hillary.

Hillary Clinton. Fucking Hillary Clinton. The guy, they're in the White House. They have the Congress. They have the Senate. They have the Supreme Court. It is them. It is now them. I don't want to hear about the deep state anymore. You're playing me for a fool. You're playing everyone for a fool. You brought in Cash Patel.

Yo brought in that other guy, Dan Bongino, you threw him out. or he left, whatever. Yo brought in Pam Bondi and then threw her out. I'm, I'm sick of hearing about this deep state. All of these people, you have to be one. of the stupidest people in the world to fall. for this shit at this point. This is, you are peddling the dumbest, most like, by the way, I hate.

to use this word, but cringe. It's literally cringe. You watch this and you go, I feel so. disgusted by the fact. that they think people are still going. to believe this shit. Well, it's the deep state. It's the deep state. You guys covered all this shit up. Polymarket has it like that we're like, the, the odds.

to put boots on the ground. before 2027 is almost 30%. It's like a 26% chance. I think it's much higher than that. I think they're wrong on this because there's nothing to do. There's nowhere to go. There's two options here. Nuke, boots on the ground. And you've got a guy in there who might do a combination. Might do one or the other. He might do both.

Who knows what the fuck he does? And they know Israel knows that they can't. allow Iran to be anything functional. And a lot of the Warhawks in America. and the people, they know. that Iran cannot be functional at all. It can be chaos. It's not going to look like Vermont. It's not going to look like Newport Beach. They know that. So it could be chaos. It can be nuts.

It could be nuts like warring factions and crazy. That's fine. It could look like the bar from Star Wars, but what it can't be is any type of functional country. So you got to, that's why we're bombing the shit out of them right now. Civilian losses going up. We're inflicting pain. We're trying to fucking show them that, that we can hurt them and will hurt them. But it won't be enough again. unless we put boots on the ground.

And by the way, I should, I should be, I think they're wrong 26% by the way. I think it's much higher because there's nowhere else to go. There's genuinely nowhere else to go. What, what exactly are we going to do here? And I'm obviously don't want it to happen. Do you think J.D. Vance will go back on Rogan when there are. boots on the ground and Iran. and go, "Yeah, I don't, you know, it's Oregon do. " That's why I mean it's, have you seen this?

Have you seen this show? These boots on the ground in Iran? That's wild, huh? That's crazy. He has like this detached intellectual thing he does. J.D. Vance, like he's not a part, like he's like a commentator. He's like you know, like he's like, "Well, yeah, you know, this is a, it's interesting, this Epstein stuff. It's interesting. So I wonder when we have boots on the. ground in Iran. Yeah, here we go. Let's, let's, this is a J.D. Vance friend.

of the show here talking about Jeffrey Epstein on the Joe. Rogan podcast. What I have seen, and I've looked at most. of the files is that they're just -. By the way, can we stop for a minute? How does he have time to like write a book, read all of the Epstein file? Like how does he have the time to do this, by the way? Is there, is there... He's wrote a book. He's, he's reading all of the Epstein files.

What, when's he doing that? He's also a dad, a husband, the vice president. When's he doing that? What is he doing? Is he reading them to the kids at night? Is he reading the Epstein files to the children? Is that the reading material for the household? How exactly does this work. that you're reading the Epstein files every day? Is that odd? Anyway, let's, let's listen here. What I have seen, and I've looked at most of the files, is. that there just wasn't dispositive evidence.

And if that dispositive evidence ever existed, it was probably destroyed after 2006, 2007. Now look, again, in our defence, yes, was there some, you know, bitching and moaning. and was there some back and forth? Yes. But there, we eventually collected. six million documents as part of -. It wasn't six million. It wasn't six million. The president, people say the president was -. That was a holocaust job. Documents. Those of you paying attention,

that was a joke about the Holocaust. I'm not saying the Holocaust wasn't six million, but what an odd number of documents. JD Vance is screaming six million, what a strange... All right, continue. The idea that Donald Trump could not have killed. that legislation, especially. with the United States Senate, is a joke. He absolutely could have killed it. What did he do? He actually said, "Nope, we're going. to release these files." He thought, you know, he was annoyed by the story. He was annoyed by the Democrats accusing him. of doing things bad. By the way, like, do I think there is any...

I've never seen a single. Stop it for a minute. He was annoyed. that the Democrats were... Can you play that again? That like -. Absolutely could have killed it. What did he do? He actually said, "Nope, we're going. to release these files." He thought, you know, he was annoyed by the story. He was annoyed by the Democrats accusing him. of doing things bad. He was annoyed that the Democrats were accusing him. of doing things bad.

It was annoying to him. Yeah. I mean, this, this is, again, the demographic of people that this appeals to. or that this works on. I, I mean, I've met some of them so I know who they are. and I'm not going to claim that I don't know them. I know some of them intimately. And it's not even JD Vance's fault. It is his fault, but it's not his fault. that he's like a specifically terrible character.

They're all in the mafia. It's just a mafia. It's just, it's a mafia family. That's all it is. You just got to go out and you go, "Well, you know, it's actually, he didn't do anything wrong. I looked at everything myself. He didn't do anything wrong. He was with me the whole night, Your Honour. He couldn't have been, he couldn't have killed the... " So it, it, it's just like this guy's in the. unenviable position of coming out all over. the internet now going, "This guy's done a press tour for a book.

We're days away from troops on the ground in Iran. The Middle East is a total nightmare. The economy's a nightmare. There's trades of war moves. There's going to be like a massive oil crisis soon. And they've given so much money. to big tech and AI, the. flock cameras, all of this stuff. All of this, they're building a surveillance state.

with this money. They're building a digital. surveillance state with the money. And he's got to do this kind of like, " Aw shocks. Can you bo... Yeah, isn't it wacky? Isn't it wacky? Joe, isn't it wacky? Isn't it wacky being VP? "It's like, it's so wacky I tell myself all the time. I, I have to pinch myself. It's in, it's crazy. So now by the way, just to remind everyone.

what this was here, let's go talk to, let's play this clip today about. what Epstein was doing and God only knows. And I, and I want to play this clip for people. because there is this idea for whatever reason. that Jeffrey Epstein was like a Gadsby-like figure. who surrounded himself with like young, mostly legal aged women. And though morally questionable was not a guy A guy.

that was into, was not something, wasn't a paedophile. or nothing he was doing was illegal. or that he wasn't blackmailing anyone. or that he wasn't like working with... I know JD says that thing on Rogan where he's like, "Yes, he had relationships with this intelligence agency. and that one and he was all over the map. and I'll go to my death believing there was a greater. conspiracy." But basically. what JD is saying is like we don't. plan to do anything about it. We don't plan to flesh out the dimension. of whatever quote conspiracy there was.

We don't want to find these things out. Although we, we have to concede. that there's some real questions to be asked. because we know you're all not that retarded. We know that some of you have some level of your brains. that are still functioning. Some level of your brains are still functioning. I know that they're soaking in frappuccinos. and energy drinks. and you know you're having strokes on a. way to work and everything. The air quality's bad. There's faecal matter in the ocean.

You know, we've poisoned you nine ways till Sunday, your kids are chewing Adderall. We get it. We know. how much we've broken your attention spans and brains. Algorithms corrupt your ability to focus on anything. for more than 20 seconds. But still, even in that insane hellscape. that we've created, some of you are able to focus. and we can't tell you that there's nothing to see here. Which by the way, we tried two months. ago when this whole thing happened.

We tried to go out and go, "Man, nothing to say. Nothing to see here. We were wrong. Sorry." But then we've actually had to, because when the evidence came pouring out, we had. to come out and go, "No, no, no. Yeah, there is, there is, this is weird. This is weird. Here is a, a, this is 60 Minutes Australia, right? Again, this is not a conspiracy programme, not a crazy programme, not something. that's completely insane that says QAnon,

that Joe Biden's a clone and whatever. Ellen DeGeneres has curu, that cannibal disease, which would be hilarious if she had it. I've seen no evidence that she has it, but if, if Ellen DeGeneres died of Curu, that cannibal disease from eating children, it would be very funny. Obviously not for the children she ate. But for me personally, if I read that. and it was from a respectable place, Ellen DeGeneres dies. of Curu, the disease you get from bush meat.

But I'm saying that this is not one of those sites. This is 60 Minutes Australia talking about Jeffrey Epstein. who was engaged in like this weird. Dr. Strangelove type of like. science experiments and shit in that New Mexico ranch. And I always wondered, I'm like, why don't you hear more about that New Mexico ranch? It's all about that island. And now that island's creepy as fuck. And there was, you know, we, we know that the island is.

also probably the source of a lot of like. immorality, illegality, evil, monstrous behaviour. God only knows. But the ranch in New. Mexico is super creepy. They're actually trying to investigate it. and I believe the Trump administration is like trying. to like shut it down the investigation. We could look into that in a second. But again, this ranch in New Mexico, it's in the middle of nowhere.

Zorro Ranch. So all of this guy's properties, by the, you would say. to yourself, if this guy's just hanging out. with 19 year olds and hotties. and he's, you know, he's like a pimp, why is he, why does he have these layers in the middle of nowhere? It just doesn't make any sense. Like, yeah, he had a house in Manhattan, he had a townhouse in Manhattan, he had a house in Palm Beach. He was in, in areas where people were, but he also in addition to that.

has these very isolated, very strange in the middle. of nowhere layers, like in the middle. of New Mexico or an island. And you start saying to yourself, "That's interesting. And I wonder what was going on there. And this guy is into some weird stuff. Let's take a listen to this. " Girls waking up in sort of like a dark room. with like a female doctor standing over them. feeling like maybe there is some kind of procedure.

that had happened that they weren't aware of. And I believe this is in the file. I'm sure there's something in there about a. baby actually being born. And then just, just disappearing, like Ghislaine taking it. I personally never witnessed anything like that, but I do remember overhearing conversations. about trying to create the perfect baby, the perfect baby, the perfect gene pool. And I know that there was sort of a hunt,

if you will, for the perfect gene pool. Zaro was a wacky hideaway for Epstein and his cronies. and a place to enact their most freakish fantasies, including at one point a plan. for a controversial designer baby. and human cloning project in which emails from the files. show the maniacal Epstein was prepared to invest in as long. as he remained anonymous. We were hearing some of the most horrible.

and heinous things that anyone could imagine. The allegations span everything from the harvesting. of sex organs to allegations. of women having forced abortions or forced pregnancies. or coerced pregnancies. I think when we think about the stories. and the span of stories, it, it sounds fictional. It sounds like a horror film. Well, there you go. Forced Pregnancy, friend of the show.

Jeffrey Epstein at his Zoro Ranch in. New Mexico, he was a, this guy had interest in like transhumanism. He was eugenicist. He wanted to, you know, create like the perfect race. He wanted to see the planet with his DNA in some weird way. He hung out with Bill, with Bill Gates. and all these creepy scientists. He would bring on, bring all these nerd scientists. and get them young pussy. and then try to, I guess, ply them for information.

or get, get them on board. with whatever project he was looking into. But the fact that this guy was able to do all of this. for decades without any real pushback, any consequences, one slap on the wrist sweetheart deal. And the idea that like this, this is not really reported on.

I mean, we have to go to 60 Minutes Australia. by the way to find... Where's the New York Times on this? It's a little, it's a, it suggests that. to me, it suggests that like. Epstein was another thing. Like we tend to think of like spies as like 007, James Bond, you know?

We tend to think of Mission Impossible. We tend to think of like the born supremacy. That's what we think of as like spies, like covert operatives running around the world. trying to best each other at the game of espionage. And he's not doing that. It's not him. He's not Jason Bourne. Okay.

But there's all kinds of spies. Not all spies are Jason Bourne. Not all spies are running around with, you know, poison ink. and a pen and killing you that way. So then you go, well then, then there's there's analysts. that sit in the CIA. and type up reports based on. what the Jason Bourne people say. He's not doing that. He wasn't like sitting in the CIA. decoding all this raw intelligence and typing up. and writing reports and handing them to somebody.

and going, oh, here's the reports. that we got from the station chief in Istanbul about the. Muslim Brotherhood and here's what they said. And somebody, we have a cafe bugged. and one of our guys runs the cafe. and he heard them talking about blah, blah, blah. He's not doing that. That's not his job. Okay. So he's not Jason Bourne. He's not, he's not like. he's not like a, an analyst, not an intelligence analyst sitting there decoding.

intelligence and writing reports. He's not doing that. He's not a guy who seems to be really. publicly advocating for a specific company. So he's not like running around going like it's all about. Palantir or you got to get on board with Honeywell. or General Dynamics or whatever. He's this other thing. This like weird, strange other thing.

And his life makes no sense from the beginning. of it till the end of it. The beginning of his life where he's like a math teacher at. a, at a prep school. and then he's working at an investment bank. and then he owns the largest piece. of real estate in Manhattan and then he's controlling Les. Wexler's entire fortune. And then he's experimenting potentially on, on women in a ranch in New Mexico. because he's into this weird like, you know, eugenics. And then supposedly he kills himself in the most.

secure prison in the country. None of it makes any sense at all. And then JD Vance is on Rogue. and going, "Yeah, I'll always, I'll always believe there's something going on. " So here, this is the New York Times. I will have to apologise to the New York Times. because they wrote about this, but they're not writing about... I don't see a lot of the. eugenic stuff in the New York Times. You can correct me if I'm wrong, but I, I don't see that. 'Cause that's even like too disturbing for them. But New Mexico accuses the Department of Justice. of obstructing Epstein Ranch inquiry.

New Mexico's Attorney General unveiled a letter he sent last. week to the acting US Attorney General Todd Blanche accusing. the Justice Department of withholding critical evidence. They don't want this solved, by the way. They don't want it solved. They're not going to solve this. They will not solve this. Raul Torres, New Mexico's top law enforcement officer first. requested original documents related. to the convicted sex offender. Zuro Ranch property in February. He said he reiterated the request five times in the. following months through a range of channels, but justice apartment, department officials.

so far had not responded. The records contain names of survivors, witnesses, co-conspirators and other individuals. who may aid the long delayed state investigation into the. deceased financier's crimes in New Mexico. They're not going to do, they're not opening this can of worms. They're not going to do it. They're not going to do it. because it leads to something that's go - it's going. to be more questions than answers. Like they're going to go like, what was this guy? And then how many of those guys are there?

That's the other question. Like how many Epsteins are there? Because now, like every article written about him is like, he was a special guy. He's a special guy, charismatic, intelligent. He had powerful friends. He was a special guy. But how many of those guys are out there. where their lives make no sense? In the world that we understand, Jeffrey Epstein's life makes no sense.

It would be like describing an alien to somebody. who like didn't need oxygen. and could survive, you know, without any type of sunlight or whatever. You're talking about a guy. who there's not one thing about his life. that makes any sense at all. And you, you, you're left with this idea. that there's gaping parts of the world. that you just don't know anything about. You go, "I don't even know anything about. how this even works." Even as a conspiracy theorist, you go,

"I don't know anything about it. " Because it's strange even in that sense. Because you go, "What is this idea?" So I got, it's possible he's just a super motivated paedophile. That's possible. Like he's like a super motivated paedophile. He's just like one of these guys who's like really trying. to, you know, make the mo - But you know,

that also asks questions where you go, how does he get the things he has. and how does he have the connections he has? And nobody wants to open that up and, and instead of that, we'll just invade Iran. We'll just put boots on the ground with Iran. because who gives a fuck? Who cares about this stuff? Armour colossum is so important right now. because I'm telling you right now, folks, they are learning.

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He's going to do it. He's going to do it. He'll, he's going to nuke them. He's going to probably nuke them. I mean, they know they've got the on president in there. that might use a nuclear wet. No one else would. They know they've got the guy. that may just say fuck it. He might just get up one day and say, fuck it. Trump hosted a situation room meeting Tuesday evening. to discuss the potential seizure of Karg Island.

and other territory along the strait. of Hormuz using US troops as well as a potential bombing. of a tunnel complex complex at Pickax Mountain, a nuclear link site the US has yet to target. Expanding airstrikes against more targets in Iran, including energy sites, also remains a possibility. The discussion was one of multiple formal. and informal conversations Trump has had in recent days. with senior officials, including JD Vance, Pete Hegseth, Marco Rubio, Dan Cain, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs,

et cetera. They know, they know. They've got a guy in there who, depending on his mood, could very well use a nuclear weapon. And there are people probably behind the scenes pushing for. that going, "Listen, you're either going. to go down in history as losing this war. or you're going to use a nuke. And I know it's going to be tough and it's going to suck.

and the rest of the world's going to get mad at you. " I think China. and Russia have probably said that they won't stay, they won't stand, stand by and let us use a nuke. But they probably will. Because then if we use a nuke on Iran, China forever and ever... By the way, China then becomes the moral leader. of the world, even though they might be already. By the way, China may already be the moral leader.

of the world right now. I want everyone to think about that. Roll that around in your fucking head. And if we use a nuclear weapon, China will emerge. as the clear humanitarian alternative. The West will lose all credibility almost overnight. And China will emerge as the, as the superpower. that is humanitarian because they're not going around there. Even though they've got that, a camp of Uyghur Muslim,

they put them in a concentration camp, which I don't care about and no one does by the way. No one cares about that concentrate. They keep trying to get that out. The Republicans keep going, "What about the Uyghur Muslim?". No one cares about that. Enough. No one gives a shit. Maybe they should, but they don't. China will emerge from this. because they're not invading countries. Everybody lives over there in a digital surveillance. state, which is whatever. People just don't care.

Now, you know, they should, but they don't. And they're not going to care in America either. They don't care. They're not going to care. They're not going to care. The, this is not a country of people. who are like demanding freedom and every... They don't care. They really don't care. So like let, let's, let's just put the kibosh on. that immediately, that there's going to be like. a few people can destroy some flock cameras. And by the way, more power to you, good for you. I don't want any of this shit. But the idea that like the vast majority. of people in this country care about a. surveillance day, they don't care.

So you try to hang that on China like they have a. digital credit score. No one here can afford any healthcare. No one here can afford anything. So like you're asking all these people in America. to talk about how horrible China is while their lives suck. Now China might be much worse than America. Like I would never want to live there. But that, what a hard sell that is. You, you, you're trying to sell people on the idea. that like the ultimate evil is China. No one, no one, by the way, you're failing at that.

No one believes that. It's like the, and I hate using. these dumb examples, but it's true. It's the chick in the office who keeps talking about. someone and, and to a point where you all go, you start siding. with the person they're trashing. because you go, how bad could they be? You're the one who keeps coming in here every day telling us. how bad they are.

Maybe you're bad. And that's what's happening. Like so if we nuke Iran. or if we even invade if we put boots on the ground in Iran, here's how this plays out. China emerges the single superpower in the, in the world with the respect. and the United States of America collapses. By the way, and quickly our dollar will not be the reserve. currency for much longer.

It, it, this country will collapse pretty. quickly and this war does it. Boots on the ground does it. It will do it because China emerges. Everyone goes, "Let's make deals with China. The West is done. The West is done. London's done. America's done." They go, "We're looking at China. We're looking at Shanghai. We're looking at Beijing. We're looking at fucking Dubai or whatever. We're looking at the UAE. America couldn't even defend. the Gulf States, the bases they had in the Gulf States. America can't even beat Iran.

So we've all been told like, Whoa, we're the, we're the fucking toughest guy on the block. That's not true. We, we've just kind of been exposed. Doesn't mean we don't have nukes and we don't have missiles. We don't have, you know, a great military in the, in the fact that the people that join it, you know, should obviously be respected and you should hope they win. But let's look at like the facts. The facts on the ground right now are.

that war no longer works. China realised this years ago. China goes, war doesn't work. China, if China though war worked, it would've invaded Iran years ago. I'm sorry, not Iran. Taiwan. If China thought war worked, China would've invaded Taiwan. China's smart enough to go, war doesn't work. Look at Russia and the Ukraine. War worked in the time when you could go. and carpet bomb city.

Here's who war works for. I'm telling you right now, Israel. And here's why it works for them. They're willing. to just go in and kill everybody. You have to be willing to go in. and kill everybody for war to work. Otherwise, it doesn't work. Surgical strikes, winning the information war. No, none of that works. None of it works. You have to be willing to go in.

and basically kill everybody. And if you're unwilling to do that, it's just a matter. of time before you have to... It's either going to be a stalemate, a frozen conflict. You're going to, you're going to just, your citizens are going to decide it's not worth it. War doesn't work. It doesn't work. And China gets it. China goes, "We're just going to spread money around. We're going to do the Belt and Road Initiative. We're going to build schools. And yes, we're going. to put everyone in our surveillance grid.

and our social credit score. And we're taking everybody's freedom. and I'm not for any of that. And China's going to go, we're, we're not a co -. we will kidnap you if you have too much money. And we're not going to tolerate. and we're, we're, we are a centralised control system. where people are going to feel like they are free, but make no mistake they are not. But the way we export that control system to the rest. of the world is not at the barrel of a gun.

They watched our misadventures in the Middle East. They watched us lose credibility. They watched how embarrassing it was. And China goes," No, we're just going. to spread a lot of money around. We're going to engage in a lot of corporate espionage. We're going to steal a lot of good ideas. We're going to, we're going to, we're going to know. what everybody else is doing. and our technological supremacy is going. to enslave the world before the United States. The United States is going to go bankrupt themselves. with wars and Russia can bankrupt itself with wars.

because they're still living in the last century when you. could do this, when you could. invade Ukraine and it would work. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. The fact that they just had to kill Lindsay Graham. to feel good about themselves, Russians had. to kill Lindsay Graham to just feel good about themselves. They should have been able to win this thing already. America should have been able to win this thing. Here's Lindsey Graham, by the way, suggesting Israel should nuke Gaza. This is Lindsey Graham.

It's a great eulogy for him, friend. of this show, Lindsey Graham. So when we were faced with destruction as a nation. after Pearl Harbour fighting the Germans. and the Japanese, we decided to end the war by bombing, Hiroshima Nagasaki with nuclear weapons. That was the right decision. Give Israel the bombs they need. to end the war they can't afford to lose. and work with them to minimise casualties. Well, can I say this? Is it okay for America to not to, to drop two nuclear bombs on Hiroshima.

and Nagasaki to end their existential threat war? Why was it okay for us to do that? I though it was okay. To Israel do whatever you have to do. He. Must have had so much fun in Israel. He must have something. He was probably checked into a hotel. in Israel and then immediately balls just were just bouncing. off his chin for 48 hours. He must have had so much fun to be this explicit, to be like, "Just, just newcom.". Even people are probably like, "Lindsey, let's not go. that hard." Like even like his handlers are probably like,

Lizzie, let's reign it in a little bit. Hey, how about you just newcome? Give him the bombs that are needed to do the job. Why is it okay that we drop two bombs on Hirashima. Nagasaki. and you can't use nuclear weapons on God? So just nuke them. Duke Newcomb, babe. Like it's so... I, I envy the amount of fun he must have had there. Maybe if, if, listen, if they would provide me.

with whatever they provided him with, maybe I'd be here being like, "Just nuke them, God damn it. It's the Christian thing to do is to nuke. somebody." I just can't, I can't imagine. But this is, this is all that, and this is, this is actually a good clip. This is all that is left. All that is left by the way in these conflicts, I hate. to say it and I don't want to be prophetic here. because none of these prophecies end up being good,

is the only thing that's left. to do is to start nuking people. There's nothing left to do. These countries like Russia. and the United States, they're taking humiliation. after humiliation. They're, you know, we're heaping humiliations on Russia. Hopefully that works out. And we're actually, we're also engaged in some kind. of weird humiliation ritual ourself. because like we are now being found out. that we do not have the military supremacy. that we though we did in the sense that.

Sinister Banner shows Trump family in coffins. as Iran demands blood for blood. Yeah, I mean, you know, this is what this big Iran's, Iran's, they, we killed their leader. We killed their spiritual leader. And I imagine they're not thrilled about that. I, you know, this, this is like, it's so hard. to like talk to people. because people, everyone's like a goldfish.

They have no memory. So goldfish like every time they go. around that, that little bowl, it's like, oh wow. A castle, some, some trees, ooh food. Like golffish don't know what's going on. So we also have that. because like you would see this, you go, okay, look at what Iran is doing. And you go, " Yeah, but we like killed. their spiritual leader. On like day one of the war we just whacked the guy. What do you think happens?

How do you think they respond to that? But war doesn't work. This is what we've learned. We've learned this over the last. 12 to 24 months. We saw it with Russia and Ukraine. We saw it. War does not work unless you are willing to deliver a. real like devastating. blow to a large number of civilians. Otherwise, war doesn't, war doesn't really work in, in,

in this era. Number one, it's on TikTok. It's on social media. It's why they're banning all these apps for kids. They're not banning them because they. care about your kids' mental health. I've said it before. They're banning it. because young people are kind of, they're, they're the ones getting really fucked over. by what's going on now and they want. to know why their countries are being delivered. to organisations like the EU. And I'm not saying that everything's bad about the EU, but they're going like, why do I have to accept. higher levels of migration, less economic opportunity?

Why do I have to accept certain cultural norms that I may. or may not agree with? Why does it feel like there's a monoculture. that's being thrust on me and, and my generation of people? And those people are start questioning those things. So that's why they're getting rid of social media. because they don't want people, they don't want people being exposed to those debates. They don't want, they don't want people seeing that. They, they basically need compliance.

and the way that you get compliance from people is. to take away their ability to get information. So, you know, and by the way, every group of people fighting for. the net generation of people. So if you're an Islamist, you want those kids. and you want them to convert to Islam. If you are a Christian nationalist, you want them to. be a part of the project of fusing a...

Christianity and politics. If you are a radical Zionist, you want to convert those kids. to the idea that Israel's owed, you know, large swaths of the surrounding countries. and that that's a biblical prophecy. If you are a secular, you know, LGBTQIA2+, you know, you're trying to convert. that generation to your way of thinking.

and it's a battleground and now the internet's just hate. It's just groups of people that hate each other. There's almost no, I got to be honest with you, there's almost no reason, this show of course is, but there's almost no reason to go on the internet anymore. Really, I mean, it's all AI slop and just hate. It's just groups of people who hate other groups of people. and blame them for why society looks the way it does. It's a bunch of cultures competing to be.

who can be a victim. It is really a depressing, dispiriting place. But make no mistake, they're not taking it away from young. people to safeguard their mental health. You can't say this. We should take away TikTok. because it, it fucks with young people's mental health, but also we should draught them to fight Iran. Because by the way, I imagine, and again, not a doctor, but I imagine that would do something. to their mental health as well.

Putting them on an aircraft carrier. and putting them in the Persian Gulf, that might do something to their mental health as well. I'm aware TikTok drives up anxiety. But you can't make the argument that you are trying. to safeguard young people's mental health. if you are willing to ship them to Iran. That just doesn't work. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. You know where these kids can finally get. rid of their anxiety?

On a flight to Iran. It doesn't make any sense to anybody. And this is an old way of running the world. The, the China's realised this years ago, China's like, it's not going to be wars. It's going to be a digital surveillance grid. that everyone lives under and everyone will be happy enough. This is what China has realised. China is like, listen, we're going to put everybody in, we're going to wrap the tentacles.

of the digital control grid slowly around people. by giving them money, making investments in. their infrastructure and their economy. We're going to do that. And let America run around the globe. with a gun, losing wars, bankrupting itself. Let Russia do the same thing. Let Israel do it. China is sitting back. And again, no fan of China, don't want China to win,

but how's that going? China's going to emerge from this as the leader. of the world and may already have for two main reasons. Number one, China has realised that. the ways of dominating the globe that. existed for thousands. of years are no longer effective. They're no longer effective. You're not going to be able to whack the leader of a country.

and see everybody fall in line. You're not going to be able to show up with a bunch. of aircraft carriers and fighter jets. and take over a country of 90 million people. and get them to think the way you think. China knows that's not effective. They know that. And the second reason China's emerging as the leader. of the world is because the things that they are, that they are putting their energy into. are, are the new ways to dominate the world, which is.

a massive digital grid. that everybody will exist on. That's 1000% where it's all going. I don't like where it's going. I've been very honest about not liking where it's going. But they know that's where it's going. and we know that's where it's going. That's why we're trying to like do it here. and they're doing it there and whatever. But they're just watching us take Ls.

We're just stacking L's. And the only way to get out of this is. to Trump start firing nukes. I hope he doesn't do it. I hope he doesn't do it. But he's a lunatic. So, and when Trump nukes Iran, J.D. Vance will go right on rogue and I go... I mean, Joe, isn't it, isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy that Trump... You know, the president was very clear in the beginning. of this that he didn't want Iran to have a nuclear weapon. And you know, we got to a point when we had to.

deliver quite a devastating blow to Iran. and it's unfortunate, you know, lots of people died. You know, I'm a Christian, Joe. I, I hate that. I, I hate seeing anyone die, you know, of course. And I was in the situation room when we fired. the nuclear weapons at them, but you know, I said a little prayer. I'm a Christian, Joe. Of course I, you know, wouldn't want anyone hurt. Of course, we did kill tens of thousands. of people instantaneously. And then some, sometimes I just think to myself, Joe,

you know, you ever just think to yourself, you ever just think to yourself, isn't it. crazy where life takes you? You know, if you had told me I'd be sitting in the situation. room when we fired nuclear weapons on Iran, I would, I would've told you you were nuts. I would've told you you were crazy. And I went down and I sat with Usha. We had a nice dinner. And I, and I said to her, I said, I said, isn't this wild? Just look around at our life. And you know, she silently ate the eggplant.

She doesn't, you know, eat meat, of course. You know, she's, but she's in that demon religion. All these demons, they don't eat meat. But I I said to her, I said, what a, what a crazy day at work. because it's just for me, it's another day at work. It's another day at work, you know? Some people, some people go. and teach the kids at the school. Some people go and you know, trade the stocks. But you know, I went into work today and we, we vaporised. A lot of people just killed a lot of people. Joe, we killed a lot of people today and I don't like that.

Something I don't like. But you know, as the vice president, my job is to just kind of sit there while we nuke a country. and just kind of provide my opinion. And and then we just try to minimise the damage. You know, I, I, I say a, a, a prayer. I try to provide this to president. with all the support he needs. But that's where we're going. That's where we're going for J- J.D. Vance will be on a, a nuke tour. He'll be on a nuke tour. No, no, no, no, no. Tru- trust me.

J.D. Vance will be on a PR tour after we nuke Iran. and he'll be sitting there on all the podcasts. You know what I mean? He'll be on Caller Daddy. He'll go, he'll do everything. And he'll be there trying to justify that use. of nuclear weapons, because unfortunately that's the only way to go. So many people right now are, are, are, are, are really putting some focus into the. old and how they look. And Neutrophil's the number one dermatologist recommended. hair growth supplement brand used. by over 1.5 million people.

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because there's shit in the water. Let's listen to this. Tonight from California to Cape Cod, beach goers escaping scorching summer temps are running into. a wave of issues. Dozens of beaches in Massachusetts temporarily shut down. Officials posting water quality warnings at beaches in New. York, New Jersey, Washington State, and here in Southern California. where the famous Santa Monica Pier comes flanked. with signs sharing swim at your own risk. Yeah, There' shit in the water.

Is it harmful? Is it not? I mean - Right. When you hear bacteria, you. automatically think it's harmful. Yeah, It is. The heightened levels of bacteria discovered a sign water. may be contaminated with germs or faecal matters. Here's what it is. This is what all the tech people wrote. We're at the end of this. We're at the end of the, of this being a livable planet. And they know that. and that's where they're trying to get out of here. You know, like, you know, it's 110 degrees. and you're just trying to cool off. and you can't swim in the ocean because it's a toilet.

And there's shit everywhere. So the tech people know that. I mean, let's say this, creeps, sure. Freaks, absolutely. But they know. They know that this is en - look, whatever this has been is ending. We're watching this. and we're, we're going towards a new thing. We don't know what that new thing's going to be. We talked about a little bit what it's going to look like, but they know this. You can't even swim in the ocean anymore.

because it's just bacteria and shit. And all these factories and stuff. and company, they just dump shit in the oceans. and they dump bacteria and they don't care. And you know, eventually you just spoil the planet. and you go, we got to go somewhere else. We got to get out of here. We got to get out of here. And then, but, but before we can get out of here, we got. to build the digital grid so that people can just chill in. that while we figure out how to get out.

Because they're going to say to people like, listen, don't go swim in the shit water. G on this app. And you feel like you're there. Like they got to build. The reason the digital grid is so important is. that it will pacify the people just long enough for them. to get off the planet. Trust me, that is what they want. Their goal is to get the fuck off this planet. and the way to do that is to keep everybody chill.

while they figure out how to do it. So they got to introduce this digital thing where they go, guys, it's a digital amusement park. You live in that. That's where you're going. That's where you're travelling. How about that? So that's what they got to do. before they can just get out of here. Because by the way, and I don't think they will get out of here. I think the ultimate folly of. what they believe is they're going to go down. with the ship just like everybody else. But in their minds, everybody's in their mind, they got.

to think this is all leading to something. So they're, they're sitting around going, listen, nobody's fixing any of these cities. They're not getting fixed. It's, you know, crime's. down in some of them, which is great. But like, I mean like infrastructure, you know, it's, they're not going to be vibrant cities anymore. We're just going to let them go. You know, the water's got high levels of bacteria. Drinking water in a lot of areas isn't safe. That's not going to get better. RFK and Cheryl, I mean, did you see this?

He's like fighting a yak. This was the guy who was going to try to help the food. The food's as bad as it's ever been. That was all fake by the way. He was going to look into all of the vaccines and the food. He didn't do any of that. It's fake. So he's like on some summer vacation. with Cheryl and some yak. He seems like on his Instagram. So I'm like, he's like, "We did a 10 mile hike up the. mountain and I saw a yak. And then I pushed a yak with my phone. and it ran away." And you're like, "Hey man, weren't you supposed to like, I don't know, like.

ban the big gulp or something?" They've done nothing, but all they could do is just move us. to European standards on the food. They've done none of that because the corporations. Trump's a junk food addict. He's, it's the junk food presidency. and all the people that own the big food conglomerates, they're like, "Well, no, you're not banning shit." They. banned one dye, this one red dye. So none of it's getting fixed. and the tech people are basically like, "We just have.

to get out of here because yeah, here we are. This is the health and human services secretary. This is the guy who's going to fix the food.". Sure. Did we get inside. This Thing? Maybe you should get inside the cage. Honey. Yeah. It's dangerous. Honey, honey. Come on, honey.

Get up on the other side of that stuff. Get on the other side of this on the wall. He's fighting a yak. All right. Get him out of here. So that's now what our country has become. Our country now, he's doing content. The Secretary of Health. and Human Services now doing content. on social media with wild animals. He's now become some weird version of the crocodile hunter. He's now like, he's the Steve Irwin that we,

we, we, we deserve. You know what I mean? It's like it's. so, so that's what it is. So the tech people, again, they know. this thing's cooked and they're just looking for a way out. But before they can get that, everybody's got. to like voluntarily go into this matrix control grid thing. Only because like everybody's just going to have. to be well behaved. because, you know, there's going to be a lot. of reasons to not behave.

That's, that's coming. There's going to be a lot of reasons. to not behave, like having no money, having no job, having. not a lot of food, an energy crisis. Like there's a lot of reasons. for people to take to the streets. So what they got to do is like get people. to doing something. They got to get people doing something so. that they're not out in the streets so. that the tech people can just basically plan their escape. Because that's what they're trying to do. They believe that.

They, they believe they're trying. to get off the planet, merge with technology. Once they, once they merge with AI, it won't be that long. They go, once we have quantum computing. and once AI is, is, you know, as smart as anything. that's ever been times a million, then they'll be able. to just get the fuck out of here. They go, because we'll, but we're going to merge with this AI. So otherwise this AI would just get rid. of us and then leave. We're going to merge with it so that we, and this is Musk, all these guys want this.

We're going to merge with this intelligence so. that we then have it and we can get the fuck out of Dutch. and then leave the people here on this rotted. bacteria, you know, planet. of shit oceans and smog and wildfire smoke. and hell and lettuce at Taco Bell causing. diarrhoea and everything. They, they know that this is what it is.

Like this is most. of the stories this summer have been about shit. They've been about shit. There's shit in the ocean. People can't stop shitting. because of the food they're eating. Most of the stories this summer. have been about faecal matter. Most of them. And they know, they, they know. that the planet is turning to literal shit, literal shit. Not a metaphor. And the tech people know that. So they just go, listen, they're all going. to eat these burritos and shit themselves.

and then there's going to be shit in the water. and they're going to go swim in a shit. And we just got to give these people fucking. some fucking meta glasses or whatever. and just let them sit on their couch. and they can shit themselves. and they can watch the World Cup do their meta glasses. because we're getting the fuck out of here. That is what they're doing. They go, we're getting the fuck out of Dodge. So put your meta glasses on, sit on the couch. and shit yourself and watch the World Cup. because we are getting the fuck out of here.

That's what they're doing. That's 100% what they're doing. You know, I mean, it's the summer of diarrhoea. This is the summer of uncontrollable shit. This is the summer of people not being able. to control their ass. That's what it is. This is not the sexy summer. This is a shit summer brought to you by Taco Bell. and then whoever is dumping all of that shit in the ocean.

that people are trying to swim in. It's almost like invading Iran. It's almost like it's the only story. that wouldn't involve literal human shit. So that's the kind of summer we're having in America. And the, and the people know. The people know what it is. They know what it is. They know what's going on here.

We're announcing a few new dates in the fall, tyndalandcomedy.com. Enjoy, folks, enjoy your week. Swim in the shit. Just go swim in the shit. because your family won't know the difference. and maybe one of them dies, but you can't afford them anyway. Swim in the shit water. And if one of your children dies, it'll be a tragedy, but you'll still, you'll, back. to school shopping will be a lot easier. Anyway, that's our statement. That's our that's our hopeful take for you.

And see you next week.