Ladies Who Lunch w/ Chelcie Lynn and Libbie Higgins | The Tim Dillon Show #311

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show god do i love these two fat. [ __ ]. they are my two favorite people i can't. believe i met them in real life. we had a d was the dinner good oh dude. dude dinner was great thank you you. really splurged you spent some money on. it i spent six hundred dollars. was it really it was postmates. do you know if you spend 600 on post. mates you go on a list.

like i'm going to get denied. end of life care. because i spent 600. but we got two porter houses at the boa. steakhouse and we got uh thai. chicken wings truffle mashed potatoes. and truffle crab gnocchi and this that. truffle french fry i mean come on we did. it big we did it big the great uh. chelsea lynn. trailer trash tammy libby higgins. is with us you just completed a tour how. many cities you guys do oh i don't even. know dude i don't i don't know a lot.

yeah we were on the road for three and a. half months before that we had a month. off and then we were on the road for six. months so we've been at it for all you. know nine ten months and you're just. [ __ ] you your fans are going crazy. they love it you guys are online. you know i first became aware of you. with the the video you did about the. mcrib. which was brilliant thank you um which. everyone should go check out right now. if you haven't seen it uh which about 10. million people have seen it so if you.

haven't you should see it and uh and i. of course know chelsea and. you kind of got big. doing all kinds of different [ __ ] yeah a. little bit of everything little little. mukbang action mm-hmm right amazing the. tick tock the vine the instagram i'm i'm. everywhere yeah you can't get rid of me. you're out there and you and you know. you wear around a knife and fork. obviously yeah which is what i love. about you and what you dude i'm so happy. to be here just three fat guys just. hanging out absolutely talking. enjoying life exactly um because we have.

three four years left right. so i have two tops yeah well that's true. well let me stop selling yourself short. well i mean. two years tops yeah is that what they. say that's what they say online. oh they're they're mean online you're. doing great. you're fine you'd be surprised that i. don't have diabetes that's what they say. well you know i i just had a cardiac. test a calcium scan and i don't have any.

uh deposits in my uh heart i'm fine i'm. good too you know a lot of it is. genetics that's the ultimate equalizer. ben could drop dead it's genetics and. that's what's what i love. is genetics which is why we're going to. spend the next hour talking about my two. favorite topics race and genealogy i'm. kidding it's a joke we're kidding. um. when you're on the road are you. is it hard to not. uh. you know eat like wildebeests like wild.

boar. just tearing apart a tourist that you. found late on a beach at night is that. the way because i see the way you. descend on an applebee's i mean like. vicious pirates trying to rape the. town's women yeah i mean it's tough. yeah out there oh dude i well number one. i hate fast food and that you know might. come to a shock to a lot of people. because i am large so yeah i would love. but that's all you can eat on the road. so we [ __ ] hate it so we're we. usually eat like once a day just so we. don't have to that's what you said.

earlier you eat once a day that's. fascinating to me yep you don't have. time to eat right. now. that one time a day. [Laughter]. 10 15 000 calories. do you make it count yeah. make it count i don't want to be hungry. till tomorrow when is it when you eat. usually if you do once a day when do you. do it at the club i like to do it before. a show three four o'clock three to five. nice yeah. nice yeah so you're up there you have.

the energy yep but we do have an after. show snack while we're laying in bed. next to each other yeah we will we'll. have like a after yeah maybe a little. debbie or something yeah yeah well fans. fans bring what's your little treat like. i used to like to have uh you know a. nice gas station yodel. but like or or a little uh a little uh. you know a little cupcake with the. squiggly icing but i would love a yodel. or a ho ho when i was a young uh child. in a middle school i'd have like a. frozen uh a ho ho or a frozen yodel and.

there's just something nice about that. with little cold milk. you know what my go-to snack is yeah. funyuns with bean dip and a chocolate. milk yeah. you're what they call a problem. uh you're what they call a problem. funyuns with bean dip and a troll i was. in hampton so we had a i had a great. chocolate milk it was so good. uh fresh uh farm. chocolate milk you know with with the. fun now you grew up in oklahoma yeah i.

grew up in oklahoma and your parents. were not super involved well my parents. were methods right alcoholics meth heads. uh were you around them as uh a youth. yeah i got we got taken away when i was. 12. wow um because i don't know where my. dad was mom got arrested for hot checks. yeah i remember that i know some id. theft and some i knew some fun people. mm-hmm uh when when i was after uh doing. cocaine as a teenager. and uh and some people did get in.

trouble for that yeah a couple little. credit card getting cute yeah it was a. big thing that was a big thing right hot. checks and then they came and they get. mommy she went to jail um went to go. live with my grandma and we just stayed. you know [ __ ] yeah the grandma holds it. together barely barely right barely you. know what's sad though you can't write a. hot check anymore no it's hard you just. can't you can't even do it you can. barely pay for you can't even pay for. anything with a check it's crazy a hot. check now would would did they tell you.

that when you were young when you were. 12 did they say mommy wrote a hot check. oh yeah that's why we got a game. oh did they sit down and go here's the. deal there's real checks and hot shacks. guess which one your mother wrote you. know. oh we knew about everything my parents. were in jail off and on my whole life we. always knew about everything and you're. from oklahoma this is reality in. oklahoma not for everybody not for. everybody but for the majority of people. for most they live in oklahoma most. people are on math they're writing hot. tracks they're living yeah they're.

living on the on the uh you know on the. other side of the law they're five to. ten miles out running the cops they're. just you know the lights are always. behind them in the distance it's a. renegade life it's a corn meth renegade. life right at least where i'm from. honestly what it is that's just what it. is it's a casino life yes people work at. a casino. their life goal is to win some money at. a casino in a room where they can smoke. yeah yeah exactly it's beautiful yeah. and you wanted out of that life you.

looked around and said this isn't for me. i want to do something else because. otherwise you would have continued to. work at the sonic or the casino yeah i. worked at sonic for eight years yeah. yeah man but i never thought i never. thought i'd be doing this right this. just kind of happened me neither really. never yeah i i i thought i was going to. be stealing old people's houses which is. what i wish i was doing. to be honest with you because it's a. better job yeah yeah. job it's there's more longevity it.

there's less puts less miles on the body. there's less travel i don't know how how. i ended up here because i totally. thought i would yeah i don't know man. it's wild my job is to call people like. you and get you and your friends in. oklahoma to buy like houses like. double wides on a foundation and i would. do the mortgages for how easy was that. it wasn't hard really because you would. call places and i'd be like hey do you. want a house and they'd be like what. and i'd be like you're qualif you. qualify for all this money.

and then people got people did that. people got it for many many years it. were many many years and it's coming. back. the armed loans are coming back and. we're proud because get an article up. please do something we're proud well. here's the deal the interest rates are. high yeah and people are uh priced out. of the market so they're now running. these uh articles because americans have. very short attention spans and they love. uh you know man caves and pools and all.

the good stuff so what they're basically. saying now. is that the actual arm loan the arm the. adjustable rate mortgage may need to. make an appearance here here we go. uh adjustable rate mortgages have risks. but. can save you money and demand for them. has tripled since. january when the rates uh started. creeping up so everybody back to square. one. that's what i say there's no life's.

nothing with a little bit of a gamble. and see that kind of an article i'd just. skip over i don't even know what any of. those words mean yeah yeah just click. off now where do you live the great. libby higgins i live in st louis. missouri now [ __ ] yeah. and everybody says that's the next place. uh-huh. no no i'm kidding no one has ever said. it or like. maybe someone said that like early 1900s. yeah that's probably but you're all. headed to nashville nashville the center. of the world now you love it down there.

yeah [ __ ] yeah yes and and you're. building a compound we bought a hundred. acres. i'm gonna build a house. um a podcast studio a softball field. um i've got a roller rink oh god a. roller rink this is the dream yeah. this is [ __ ] awesome to hear 106. acres yep i'm gonna pull up an old uh. just a single wide trailer yeah i'm. gonna do it up real nice that's gonna be. my movie set for trailer trash tammy i'm.

gonna film there. um i won't ever have to leave unless i. you know want to go to applebee's it's a. great it's a great idea to be to be. that's so ambitious. uh to do to want to build more than just. a home. you want to kind of build a community. yeah. and i would love to do that the problem. is i am surrounded by the most. undeserving blood suckers. [Laughter]. i mean the lowest of the low the least. talented. most dishonest.

vengeful petty vindictive untrustworthy. scumbags yeah present company excluded i. guess. um so for me to even in my own mind. think about investing my time my money. my energy into building a community that. would only be populated by the literally. the worst of the worst. just people fleas ticks you know you. just need to be on your own deserted. island i just kind of like i like a.

a sparsely furnished cold house on a. cul-de-sac with a lot of other newly. developed houses where no one's really. home and you don't know if it's a. government testing facility. or if it's an actual neighborhood i like. a fake neighborhood where you go is this. a movie set. i like something like that that feels. uh like that easy fake neighborhood easy. come easy go yeah you know what when now. you're living with grandma is great. grandma's not on meth no okay um but she.

was crazy yes what do you mean by that. what is that how do you even how do you. even discern that in oklahoma well so i. had two grandmas and so i would go back. and forth um were they were they. lesbians or just different sides of the. family no and i was just about to say. they were not lesbians okay because that. did sound like they were lesbians i had. two absolutely which would have been. cool honestly great sitcom would have. been being made right now yes they're. lesbians and they're from oklahoma their. kids are on meth but they're fun. oh my god um yeah live with grandma you.

know i don't know um she was hard to. live with. um. she's still alive we don't have much of. a relationship wow um the whole um. like what i do now. uh kind of weird words are weirded. around and you mean succeed yeah well. because she was used to raising her kids. and grandkids. you know like but isn't this better what. you're doing now than had you gone down. the road of math. i'm having hot checks i'm having a good. time but is there a little bit of her.

that's like resentful or yes okay yeah. yeah and now my family resents me here's. how i deal with it i attack them. mercilessly on the show every single. week and a bonus episode on the patreon. [Laughter]. is that maybe is that. that seems to be a good way to handle it. i like it i like that yeah yeah but but. here here's the thing i do believe like. i kid i do believe in healing mm-hmm and. have you ever tried to sit down and go. listen you may not see eye to eye with.

me. but i want to let you know i am grateful. for what you did and thank you oh yeah i. actually have done that i did that a. couple years ago and she uh she yeah. still wasn't having it she didn't she. said go [ __ ] yourself funny yeah yeah. yeah wow so it's all right i'm i'm. chilling dude i'm having a good time. yeah you don't have to dwell on [ __ ]. like that libby higgins do you even have. a family they're all dead. i mean. they're all dead i mean i don't god. do you even i mean i'm imagining.

anyone connected to you in any way i. feel like you look like a girl who just. burned down an orphanage and got on a. boxcar it's like you know one of those. trolleys and just left town but i could. be wrong i have a sister but everyone. else is pretty much dead god blessed now. what happened to them they're just. old and dead. the genetics you spoke of i know. you mean you look like we're related and. everyone we know died in a tornado. yes. everyone we know is strewn across the. wreckage i'm waiting for you to show up.

on my 23andme i know i i i should i hope. i do close relative to and what does. your sister do. she lives in a missouri and doesn't. i she doesn't do any of this that no. she's very funny but she's very afraid. of the limelight yeah play a little bit. of libby higgins the uh. mcrib. the very funny mcrib sketch you know. what can i say something like that don't. don't don't give us uh uh what do you. call it ben don't give us a strike or. don't don't uh copyright claims yeah.

yeah yeah yeah yeah libby almost did not. post that mcrib video she she sent it to. me. and she said i don't know if i want to. post it and i said [ __ ] this is going. viral you better if you don't post it. i'm posting it the reason i didn't want. to post it is because i said the. location just because i was improving. right and i knew that it was going to. cause them problems and it didn't and it. did well what does it caught what kind. of problems people call there people. send [ __ ] there that's fun if you work. at mcdonald's you work at mcdonald's. problems are solutions like each all.

your fighting is boredom so right not. for the mcdonald's endorses oh they were. so mad at her every time she came. through the drive-through they were mad. like don't come back here anymore really. oh you would still go back oh yeah it. was my mcdonald's oh that's ballsy yeah. yeah. that is ballsy this is the great libby. higgins here. god it's so good i have an announcement. to make to y'all. to the people of america. i was at this here mcdonald's on dorset.

it's uh monday night. i was just disrespected in there almost. got in a fight with the gal in there. first of all my first issue is the. drive-through was filled all the way up. and i had to walk inside. so then i'm you know i'm already mad. because i got to get out my car and go. inside so i go inside i politely say hey. um can i have a mcrib meal. large size with the dr pepper.

and the lady says. okay uh that'd be. 6 58. i said ain't you forgetting something. ma'am. and she said well what. i said you're supposed to offer me the. extra mcrib for a dollar when you buy. the mcrib meal. you ain't gonna believe it she looked. me up and down. and she said well don't look like you. need the extra mcrib.

excuse me [ __ ]. i throw punched that [ __ ]. i knocked her ass down. so if you come to the. dorset mcdonald's and you see a lady. named charlene in there. tell her carla sent ya and then you. throw puncher or punch her in the cooter. i don't give a damn. this is against my civil rights. [ __ ] you mcdonald's.

on dorset not all the other ones i like. all the other ones. brilliant [ __ ] that's amazing really did. you have a video of chelsea where it. kind of popped for you was there. something that oh yeah i don't i don't. know if anything's on youtube um oh yeah. i did a video my first viral video was. like in i don't wanna 2014 15. um where. i was i walked up to a car and asked for. a cigarette there it is down there on. the list. there it is cigarette where oh. cigarette oh. and this is the first one right there.

the second one and listen by the way. yeah oh it's like a review oh by the way. i almost didn't post this video because. i thought it was the dumbest [ __ ]. thing i didn't think it was funny i. didn't think but i hadn't posted in a. minute so i needed something to post and. it just went like [ __ ] insane what. did you. when you started [ __ ] around online. and just doing stuff what made you do it. boredom right i had you know people. underestimate that you know when. everybody talks about how they figured. something out. people talk a lot about.

you know inspiration all of these things. that clearly to a degree of matter you. know what people really leave out. boredom. is huge it's a big motivating factor the. reason that. we started doing this podcast is i got. bored with a lot of other things i was. doing and i still kept doing those other. things but like i felt like i was. hitting a wall creatively i needed to do. another thing something else add to it. and boredom's big. yeah i just you know when i started vine.

in 2013 nobody there were no influencers. there were nobody was doing you know so. i never thought anything would come of. it i never thought i'd be doing it full. time or comedy it was just fun to you. know you were having fun yep yep i had. three followers and a reba t-shirt and i. just went to town that's [ __ ] amazing. this is and now let's take a look at. your dude yeah. up at the top yeah i think so okay. that's a thug you all got a cigarette um. we don't smoke [ __ ] off. [Music]. that like. [Laughter].

that went mega viral i was so shocked. play really good okay. hey y'all got a cigarette um we don't. smoke. [ __ ] off. [Music]. my most recent one was the roach titty. video have you seen that no no no. throw the roach titty video on please. i don't know if yeah everything's on. like there you go this right here yep. okay. do you think pbs you know pbs public.

television that we grew up with where. they'd have to do like. you know they would do like uh. fundraisers and stuff and they would. give away like things you know they'd be. like the pbs uh. andrew lloyd webber broadway collection. you know if you are a excelsior member. at 35 you will get. not only to do i wonder if like they're. gonna have to just start [ __ ] with. online people. and they'll be like you know if you are. one of our presidential. donors we will give you the chelsea lin. vine companion.

including the cigarette video i'm dead. take a look at this here we go. that big floppy titty. that went wild.

now yeah i mean. [Laughter]. it's amazing what's brilliant about all. your [ __ ] is like immediately. when i watch it. i i know that you know exactly why. you're funny and what to do like a lot. of people out there have no idea why. they're funny and what they're doing. they don't know what their skill set is. and a lot of times it's because they. don't have one. but. sometimes people just haven't keyed in. on what where and that your [ __ ] is just. so good because it's like.

everything is from that place like. you've connected with that [ __ ] just. crazy wild. specifically you that character yeah the. parts of it that you are taking from. your upbringing your life who you are. and then putting them out there and you. know these people exactly yeah and. everyone knows a tammy. everybody everyone knows. you don't have to be from the south yeah. it does not matter where you're from. everyone knows a tammy ever i'm from. long island i can know a bunch and i.

think what's fun is louis c.k made a. good point about. you can't make fun of people if you. don't love them yeah so the reason that. um a lot of comedy about trump voters is. really bad is because the people making. the comedy loathe people they disagree. with so they loathe anyone who would. vote for donald trump. but that's why the the comedy is bad. it's hollow it's not good. bill hicks used to talk about the south. and make fun of the south but bill hicks.

was from the south and bill hicks also. had love for the south so. when you have that. admiration. uh and you and you love people and you. genuinely like them and see like you can. you can poke fun at them in a funny way. you're making fun of your own yeah and. that so that's what i think you kind of. do amazing yeah thank you. you know and the same way libby i think. that like you very much love. older crackhead women who spend time in. parking lots. and you have that type of.

a way to kind of make fun of the people. that you love can you tell the story. about what happened on tour because i. think it's absolutely brilliant and. beautiful. well. uh on tour by the way libby's a smoker. and let's give her a hand of applause. because. because i just quit but i'll go back. real soon and i appreciate that people. are out there still burning them try you. know i'm trying to. trying to smoke as many as i can in a. day and whether it's one pack or two i'm. trying hard but well [ __ ] yeah you're. making a little bread now yeah yeah and.

i can afford marlboros it's nice isn't. it nice to have a luxury and see how the. other half lives. yeah when you're ripping into that first. cigarette of that second pack that's how. jackie kennedy felt this is how wealthy. and well-off i am now i no longer have. to dig in my car for change for. cigarettes i can go into a store and buy. a pack of cigarettes. and not have to check my account. i mean it's kind of nice you're tearing. up now and it is beautiful it is. something that itself it is kind of yeah.

and i can even get two or three. at once at once and um and it doesn't. i don't have to look at my account. it's it's inspiring to hear that. because i know how how long you've. worked and how hard. you've worked to just get to that point. now you travel tell everyone what. happened on tour this is very funny. well i spend a lot of time outside of. venue smoking because we get there. pretty early yeah probably seven hours. early.

because we have mental illness and we. like to be ready right. and i was sitting by the stage door we. used to get there i'm not even kidding. what seven minutes 20 minutes in second. after no i'm not even kidding there's. the audience was in the seats and the. theater would call us and go we might. have to call local guys and to do and. we'd like yeah you should have called. them already put them on stage we'll get. there we used to get there as the. curtains were going on so i usually get. there before the staff is even literally. so we're like. literally yeah.

okay so i i spend a lot of time outside. the venue smoking and um i have a a camp. chair that people are starting to. recognize. ben didn't know what it came i can't. choose what a homeless person would well. you know just any person that's outdoors. right whether that be in chair yeah. right um so i set my my chair up by the. stage door where the green room was and. was smoking as i do. and one of the employees um i said hi to. him and he said hi back and then he went. back into the venue and told the merch.

people which is uh chelsea's sister. and all the other employees of the venue. that there was a crazy street person um. outside the stage door and we needed to. figure out how to get her. out of the area yeah and then tina our. friend and other openers said oh no. that's our opener because that's how. tina taught it that's eye opener and um. so then i roasted that guy of course. while i was on stage you guys you're a. family here we're family oh yeah you're.

a family and you travel together. and you all met [ __ ] somewhat recently. or you know each other a long time we. met on vine. it's been about how many years has it. been. eight nine wow we just met on the. internet she searched white trash and. found me here literally that's how i met. her so i had no followers none a hundred. maybe she had you know we weren't doing. what we were doing and i searched the. white trash and this this [ __ ] pops up. and i started following her and we've.

literally been friends ever since even. before. before all this we've just we just. connected we're friends now. they would be great on are you garbage. the podcast i mean libby higgins you. should go on your garbage the podcast. it's a podcast where they test if you're. garbage or not. i want to i want to go on there i i have. a tattoo on my tit that says white trash. she does i think you're in. and there's a rose underneath it what. what now you know what makes you white.

trick just tell us what what do you. think it is. you don't need seafood. i have a i have a lot of family members. that have slipped this that's one of the. things. so my family has a lot of uh back. trouble right um we love to talk about. our our disabilities lots of family. members are on disability and then you. need to grab a couple of painkillers. always for the back. nothing wrong with a warm fuzzy feeling. i don't have bad. as bad teeth now but we all have very.

bad teeth now what does that come from. in breeding is it come from just not a. lot of money for the dentist um. that uh poverty but also our love of. soda so i've been drinking soda since i. was a very small child bottles. soda in the bottles. how young. remember as young as five and six my my. grandma making one of the first uh sippy. cups she took a old oyster glass. can or like you know glass thing poked a.

hole in it with a drill and put a straw. in it would give me coca-cola as a child. and you love soda oh my god that's all i. drink the water that i had with you. earlier is the most water i've had in. months so you don't like water i love it. but why drink that when you can drink. sugar of course well it's part of the. luxury. it's part of the life that you live i. love it now. are you somebody who let's say you made. a lot a lot of money. what's your one thing you go i want this.

above all. is that car. is it like there's some people when they. make money they go just give me this. i want one thing some people have it in. their heads some people it's a house. some people it's a car some people it's. i don't know some some people just want. a thing i know people where it's dumb as. it sounds it's a watch. is there one thing that you look at and. you go. i just like to have a car that that is. working properly and not yeah. that is beautiful any kind of car this. is such a fun and sad episode.

because you know you know what it. reminds me of i used to i used to. telemark at photocopiers in staten. island. and there was a woman who worked at the. thing and her name was ida and she was. the top producer and she was an older. woman and i said you know top producer. you think she's killing it right she's. rolling in it and i said to her i said. so you know i said you're the top. producer everyone talks about you she. goes yeah i closed four deals this month. and next month if things go well i'm. gonna get a car.

and i can stop taking the bus and i'm. like oh [ __ ]. that's how bad it is when you tell it. when you're telemarketing photocopiers. you're you're not even in a car yet. you're just trying to get so you're just. like i just like a car it's i think it's. because always in my brain again because. i have mental illness that the bottom is. going to fall out well so i need to stay. practical you're one of the funniest. people along with chelsea. that we've ever seen on the internet you. know and there's very few people out. there that interest us in terms of their.

of their actual talent like the [ __ ] you. do is incredibly funny and anybody not. following you or not going to see you. live is crazy thank you. so nice that's so nice no the reality is. that being said you will die tragically. but that will only add to the mystique. of your life yeah you know what i mean. like they will find you in a red roof. inn and some animal will be eating you. yeah. but it will be beautiful yeah you know. did you always want to kind of be.

in. show business or was it just that. everything else was so horrible and. every door was closed to you who are you. asking any of you uh for me. um. i always wanted to yeah be a movie star. if you if i and i look back into my um. high school yearbook and i forgot i put. this and it said like where do you see. yourself in 10 years whatever i was like. i'm going to go to hollywood and become. a comedic actress and i forgot i wrote. that that was all i always wanted to do. that but i just thought you know where. i'm from that doesn't happen to people. like me right so that's just what i.

thought right um and then just. it's just slowly over time opportunity. started happening i started putting. stuff out there and. yeah it's i think i was meant to do this. like in a weird like in a weird you know. i don't get all spiritual and [ __ ] but. like i feel like this is like what i'm. supposed to be doing. i agree i agree i mean you clear you. know. i think you'd also be good at the casino. yeah i think a good blackjack dealer. yeah. that's not a question kill it at the. casino that's not out of question what.

about you libby was this something you. always wanted to do i always wanted to. do. something in in like tv or movies but my. anxiety was so bad. that i i literally couldn't do it till i. turned 40. right well that's when they. say that's when the time is to strike. especially for women they say wait till. you're 40 and then give it a shot well i. just that's the hollywood adage just. wait until you're 40 and then jump in. with both feet that's why i had to start.

online so i started i don't know if you. remember justin tv it's what twitch is. now [ __ ] it i do it's old school yeah i. used to broadcast live on there because. i was scared to do stuff in real life so. i'd do these little shows on there and. then eventually i got to you know vine. and then i started doing stand-up. and then um. my journey is a slow one but it's. happening. what do you tell people. that are because you guys come from. different places right i was born in new. york and i was kind of around [ __ ] like. this what do you tell people that are.

just completely not you know they're. living in oklahoma they're living in the. middle of the country and they're not. you know they're they're maybe not. you know they're not in atlanta or new. york or l.a they're not around this. business. to any degree. what do you tell them you should just go. to the internet because that's kind of i. think the best thing to do well it's. like you know with what nowadays you. don't have to be in la to do [ __ ]. absolutely not you know and and my. advice would be just is just to do it. just do it just start and do it in the. story just do it right because i feel.

like there's. no people like they always say the. gatekeeper but like you can make a tv. show you can make. videos you don't need somebody to make. this [ __ ] to cast you in something right. make it yourself. yeah yeah baby kills roach with breasts. lady kills roach with breasts. that's a tv show right there i just want. to add some succession please just let. me add this part i pulled the roach on a. fishing wire okay she did oh is that. really i was wondering now who found the.

roach. so i bought it on amazon. you bought a roach yeah it's a plastic. roach oh and i or and i ordered fishing. wire fishing line and i just tied it on. there and i said libby i got this video. idea well you pull a roach across the. table yeah and she said absolutely and. then the people at the restaurant. actually turned off their music. yeah i said i said hey guys i'm going to. film this video and the music was rolled. out i was like hey they got trailer. trash tammy in there by the way they. would have given you the restaurant yeah. if you said by the way uh guys can you.

shut down for the rest of the day i just. wanted to throw guacamole in my [ __ ]. yeah of course we will. yeah i know that i was like hey could. you turn the music off just because i. want i want to try and monetize this. they were like absolutely turned it off. and i smashed my titty and that was one. uh one take. everybody's tracking you now governments. private companies are trying to sell you. things and it's crazy you don't have any. anonymity any privacy what can i do. ben. well first of all you have to have a vpn.

no. i don't well can i tell you about. expressvpn. yeah. expressvpn expressvpn. is [ __ ] great it dude it's an app and. it prevents your phone carrier from. being able to see the sites you visit. and sell it off to third parties cause. then they'll go oh. look fatty wants another biscuit. and then they'll try to get sell you it. right yeah yeah yeah they'll try to send. you treats treats uh links to stores.

like that breastfeeding.com so you're. telling me if i download this app. expressvpn.com like let's say i go to. expressvpn.com tim dillon they're gonna. give me three extra months free mm-hmm. three months free yeah it's it's 90 days. it's free expressvpn.com tim dillon yeah. i mean it's a no-brainer how many times. have you clicked on something and it. says you can't watch this because you're. not in the area or you can't do this or. do that i mean when i was in australia i. was trying to watch the ozark season the.

finale but it hadn't come out in. australia so we couldn't it was a whole. thing oh yeah that's annoying so if. you're on a vpn you could do that ozark. it sucked anyway but the point is i. didn't know that then. e-x-p-r-e-s-s-v-p-a. tim dillon that's e-x-p-r-e-s-s-vpn.com. tim dillon that's what they say and by. the way uh you can do up to five devices. with one account so you keep your family. safe you keep your friends safe get one.

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to you you know what i miss yeah from. back home what do you know about brahms. very little but i know it's let me tell. you right now is it a custard yeah. uh is it a custard is it i know it's ice. cream. i believe it's a soft serve they have a. soft serve and they have regular ice. cream okay their burgers are bomb. see is it is it custard i'm almost are. you a custard gal. i like an andes custard i do like you. like andy's custard i do. yeah did i just fall in love with my.

twins yeah i do brother. what kind of bra oh. okay so brahms. brahms is interesting. oh i miss it i miss brahms i think it. started in oklahoma maybe or yeah i. think it you know what it is it's just a. good burger yes oh. and i'm not a burger fan i'd rather have. a taco i'd rather have pizza everything. but when it comes to a brahms burger oh. you can't go wrong yeah you can't go. wrong interesting. we love me and ben there's a place in. montauk new york out on long island the.

furthest point is called john's. and they have amazing burgers it's like. what shake shack should have been. and they serve my potato buns and. they're so good they have fresh ice. cream like you know strawberry oreo ice. cream and coffee oreo and john's driving. in montauk new york that's that's our. spot we love this oh yeah i like that. it's old school and it's just you know. it's really really cool. places like that in the summer there's. nothing better in the summer than. getting a custard getting a burger. sitting outside you know a picture oh.

could it get a little bit more pixelated. yeah i mean you know if we ask ben to. work you know him and his wife will sue. me so i have to although ben go down you. know there is a nice one go to the left. see that sunset. get that one yeah montauk has some of. the best sunsets in the country and it's. uh well i'm just saying if you're out. there but so brahms now libby higgins do. you have a a restaurant a place where. you would go and cry. where would you go. what would you like in the whole country.

i loved you know what i used to love in. when i was a little kid i was an actor i. don't know if you know this but oh from. when i was six years old to 12 i was on. sesame street multiple times i was in. some nyu student films and i auditioned. for a lot of things that i never i never. booked right and i would kind of go home. sad you know my parents would take me. out of school my mother would bring me. into the city i'd do an audition i'd. flub it i'd [ __ ] it up and then i'd come. back to the. penn station dairy queen. and i would buy a blizzard and sometimes.

i would sit in the chair and kind of cry. into the blizzard while i ate it. and then one time. uh i i got something i was trying to. explain to him and he didn't he made the. wrong thing. and a sweet indian man who probably just. got to america he made the wrong thing. and i lost my mind. and i started screaming and i took it. and i threw it. in the garbage but i missed because i'm. a [ __ ] so it hit and it splattered. everywhere and i was screaming.

now yeah. and i threw it. and the indian guy um was started like. laughing because he didn't know what to. do and i just like screamed it. and then i. i i just looked and my my grandmother. was with me and she goes come on and she. was like so she was i'm ashamed of you. she goes i'm ashamed of you. i'm i remember her said that she just. kept saying that i'm ashamed of you i'm.

ashamed of you and then we went to the. long island railroad waiting room and i. just sat there and i still had like. blizzard kind of all over myself and i. just sat there in tears where was that. place for you. where was that for you. did you have that. where was that for you. the super sandwich shop is what it was. called in st louis take me there libby. very small diner right i love it the. super sandwich super sandwich shop or.

sandwich or soup super sandwich super. sandwich shop take us there libby. higgins it was uh uh only you can only. sit at a counter thank you so much ben. he saw that i was struggling and rushed. well if he had set the mic up in the. beginning he couldn't get any if he had. set the mic up in the beginning you'd be. fine but ben likes to like his boss. likes to do it on the fly we don't love. prep. he's really struggling though thank you. what an this guy is just the sweetest. little angel you know everyone says that.

who doesn't know him okay. he hurt himself. super sandwich shop in st louis on st. louis avenue you can only sit at the. counter my father would take me there a. lot and we got to see him on wednesday. nights because they were divorced. and wednesday was his day wednesday was. his day so and how many of you would he. take to the uh super sandwich shop uh. four of us. that's a lot of counter space my sister. my little brother. and my older brother everybody in the.

counter seat everybody in the counter. seat christ almighty. and um so then we'd stop at the liquor. store to get. snacks oh he'd have a little he'd want a. couple of nips he'd he'd get snacks for. us we'd get a honey bun or whatever but. he'd get his snacks he'd get his snacks. usually a bush beer a little warmth and. uh we'd head on home to his house where. we'd watch tv what would you watch like. the cosby show family ties you know i'm. older so these programs were still.

okay i used to watch them why aren't. they okay now. cause bill cosby went on a few bad dates. uh i'm sorry my headphone was not. working. hello. the super sandwich shop in saint louis. were you able to find a picture of it um. well he's not even why would he look i. mean he's not really he's not even. looking what was the name of it. nine times in st louis you said at night. it's no longer there but i'm telling you.

okay but find a good pixelated photo of. it. old pixelated photo okay. what does that say right here. oh there it is. okay it's pixels. look at it wednesday night wow the. the higgins family was a family again. wednesday nights. gather your brothers and sisters around. we're getting honey buns and a bush beer. and we're going down to the super. sandwich shop because everything's gonna. be okay and then we're gonna watch bill.

cosby and everything was okay right we. love to watch knight rider too that was. another great pro legendary legendary. program. program and then my dad would drive us. home in his uh. little station wagon and um. we'd continue on life the next day it's. a real tracy chapman song. you got a fast guy he actually has i got. a sandwich. he had a car called luck car. the car from where. that's what it was called le.

space car that was the brand that was i. think it was a gnaw the model. car there it is. oh my gosh. oh my god that's like a joke. y'all. on the screen again ben for hours and.

pretend i was driving. what color. it was white. with a black. car like this one with the stripe yep. wow wow i would just sit at it for hours. and shift the gears it was not on i'd. push in the clutch and just when you. were little yep pretending i was driving. yeah wow. yeah so uh good times and i when i got. older i switched up to a. um. your father's still with us no he has. passed on okay well that's sad because.

you know it's. always sad when people leave but also. now you're doing great and it would be. oh he would love it he would love it he. would love it you painted a nice picture. i felt like i was there. you know what it was it was. there's something. deeply poetic about. the times in life. where. you're making the best. of a situation. that is not optimal.

you know. and in that time you're doing what you. can to get through. and it's very very. there's something. even though you look back on it. there's something nice about it. even though there's probably some. pain associated with it. because i hear it and it sounds horrible. oh there's lots of pain it sounds. horrible to me like the idea of it. is horrible. and the reality of it is even worse.

but but it. but then i i think back and i go you. know what you probably have some laughs. you have some fun. you're making the best of it. and that's what life is really mm-hmm we. also didn't have a choice when you're a. kid it's like you just had to go where. everybody took you. yeah we're going over here i'm going. over here okay that's a great point to. get molested by my brother okay let's do. this it is what it is right. tgif thank god it's friday huh. molesting and then super sandwich shop.

you know thank god it's friday the super. sandwich shop almost made it well worth. it i will say that now you you guys. travel all around the country what are. your observations on this uh country at. the moment in terms of uh you know just. the way things are. you see a lot of places you travel a lot. you're you have that vantage point well. we go to a lot of places i don't feel. like we see [ __ ] right. you know we see the inside of a venue in. the inside of a hotel and you know let's. see her house walking around naked and i.

see her walking around that's really. that's really. you know all we see do you do only fans. i do only fans but i don't do. uh porn or nudes okay i do i do she does. i do uh i do a comedy uh show on there. and it does well it does very well. called tammy bangs okay um. but i do vlogs and exclusive stuff but. no you know i don't finger myself on. there. well that's sad yeah well i mean i. that's you know i might.

money. can can make a lot of things happen if. people stop buying tickets i will finger. myself right you know do you think. do you feel like. your life now. and the way and the amount of time you. spend. working and performing and. doing all these things putting up. sketches and. things like that. is it how you kind of imagined it when. you were.

at a place where you wanted to get here. ah yes and no it's hard to explain. um. yeah i mean. because when i was thinking about it i. always wanted to kill people. like i always wanted to murder them and. torture them and i thought that there'd. be a mechanism that would allow me to do. that and kind of get away with it what i. found out. is that that mechanism is. the buy-in is so much higher it's so. much more money than i have.

um so is there anything about where you. are now that surprises you. oh god. um no. no. i don't know what to say no i feel like. no man i'm just i'm just doing it as. long as people are enjoying it i'm just. gonna do it you know and people ask me. all the time they're like oh like how do. i get into it what do you do like and. i'm just like i don't even know what i'm. doing right i just want to make that. clear i have no clue what the [ __ ] i'm. doing i just show up and i just do it.

yeah does that make sense it does i. don't know what i'm doing it does. no clue what's the next do you ever want. to do a movie yeah i'm going to write a. tammy movie and i'm going to make it. [ __ ] yeah um and i'm doing a carla movie. yeah we're doing yeah you want to be in. them i'll be in them okay absolutely. i'll write you a good character i'll. absolutely beat him okay you know yeah. for sure we have to ask him on you know. while we're filming so he can't say no.

so he can't tell us no yeah yeah yeah. okay no absolutely um yeah i want to do. a tammy movie i want to you know yeah. that's my next big goal. i'm gonna do it yeah well good yeah i. mean you're killing it out there if. people love what you're doing where can. people. follow both of you if they don't know. about you and they want to know more. about you well hey man i appreciate the. clout yeah um because my you have it. already what are you talking about well. my instagram i had over a million. followers and it got deleted now why oh.

really no reason. really really yeah and my my management. tried to get it back from uh instagram. for two months and instagram finally. just said no we're not giving her her. page but literally so and and and you. have no idea why in a million follower. count got deleted. no they just said they just said have. her read the community guidelines that's. what they told them. but i would i would literally post a. story of me cooking fried eggs with an.

aerosmith song over it and it would get. deleted for sexual solicitation. i'm not kidding right. so i'm like you guys are psycho right so. i had to start completely fresh. we're all living in a sick world. god dude um my instagram is uh chelsea. lynn underscore c-h-e-l-c-i-e it's got. the it's got the check mark um i've got. a podcast called the viral podcast with. me and my best friend paige jen. and uh and then me and her [ __ ] ass are.

touring the country so chelsealynn. get her on instagram. c-h-e-l-c-i-e-l-y-n-n. chelsea lynn thank you libby higgins on. instagram as well. yeah i also have a a podcast called slap. city with my friend tina d ball. yep wow. look at that gal look at me. higgins thought that was tim dillon at. first we're just having a good time out. here. and um.

you're just trying to recreate the super. sandwich shop. oh my whole life what would you get. there what was the order uh fries with a. cheeseburger with mayonnaise. pickles and a coke and a coke [ __ ]. hasn't changed. that [ __ ] has that's all that's all you. want something that's different is my. daddy ain't here to eat it with me. oh god. don't don't look on that that is so. outdated look what is it that's my old. thing if you go to my second page i. think it has my only fan's link she's.

like get off there. now i do finger myself no i'm kidding i. don't finger myself i do show tits i. smashed a cake with my ass a couple. weeks ago. dudes love her big fat ass look i cannot. answer dm's currently because dudes just. the the only thing that keeps me away. from only fans right now is the messages. yeah i just. now had what happened with the cake in. your ass i took a nice birthday cake. what kind um it was just a white cake.

with sprinkles from like ralph's yeah. something like that i put it on a. chair. um. had my friend filming and then i pulled. down my pants and just sat on the cake. and smooshed it. to smithereens and i thought there'd be. more of a smooshing and it just flat. yeah i thought there would be more. i don't know what i thought more. smooshing but it just yeah flat as a. pancake and then i stood up and. then cut who wants cake who wants cake. well you're out there doing the work.

yeah yeah and that's what's important. libby higgins subscribed. to see libby higgins flatten a cake for. six dolla those eight i have the. cheapest only five dollars to see you. flatten a cake with your ass that's a. good deal and then i will pay it lots of. lots of tits and mostly butts but. um we just like doing fun stuff on the. only fans yeah. we just [ __ ] around on there it's the. [ __ ] we want to post to instagram but we. can't pretty much that's.

yeah for sexual solicitation yep i. cannot believe that killed that million. follower account yep how is tick tock. are they rough with you too or no um i. have a lot of followers on tick tock but. i have to really really really water. myself down right um because i mean. everything gets deleted on on tick tock. that's what a lot of people are saying i. have to keep it you know pg four million. people 4.4 million people 50 million. likes chelsea lynn on tick tock yeah.

uh but tick tock's fun it took me a. while to get into. um i'm you know yeah i have to water. myself down on there but it's fine. that's what my only fans is for there's. libby higgins. baby hanging 212 000 followers go follow. these. go follow these women they are hilarious. thank you for coming and thank you for. having dinner with me i really who is. this by the way what is this. the first one no go go make a right okay. keep going keep that this person that's. me doing the. child filter that's me living my.

childhood out and she was. she was curry she was curry gary yeah. thank you for skipping it. i want to see it's so dumb. she was curry she was curling her hair. with. occurrings too. and i say mommy. i want to. i want to. have a curly hair too. and my mommy said. you don't get.

you don't have you're not getting curly. hair. and i said mommy please i wanna i want. you to curl my hair too. so my mommy says okay. you asked for it and she starts curling. my hair. with a hot curling iron and burned me. accidentally over here. my hat burn my face.

so then my mommy says whippy quit being. such a baby that didn't burn and it's a. bobby that's it that's beautiful. mommy buyed. a home perm. at sarri's beauty surprise. and the whole term. it's called ogilby home. come home.

and mommy puts it puts all the rollers. in and squirts all the uh. stuff on there and it seems real bad. and wait for the hair to get curly. so then she takes the robe. she takes the rollers out of my hair. makes puts. puts. washes my hair. it doesn't even look.

curly. so then my mommy gets a hair dryer and. starts drying my hair. and the next thing i know. [Music]. that's so sad oh the next thing i know. is that. this. [Music].

oh this is traumatizing can i say bobby. i'm dead i can't believe you train again. bobby i know you like this hair no more. she said you don't get straight hair for. six months this will be curry first. thing. why did i make this i'm trying to tell. you this this is brilliant.

don't get curly hair it's so disturbing. it's everything. he said this is a brilliant david. cronenberg film brilliant. it's brilliant libby higgins i mean you. just gotta follow it's stuff like that. where you guys that's longer that's. longer than i usually make i know but. you can't look away because it's just i. don't know what's happening and it's all. crazy she's got better stuff on there no. i know but see that's brilliant here's.

the deal here's the third one there's. funnier stuff that she's done on there. what's amazing about that is it's kind. of brilliant in the sense that it's. completely insane yes well it's just. improvised too yeah no it's insane and. that's what i like about it but go this. one chelsea yeah. he's a seven but he calls bingo at the. vfw every wednesday. three. he's a one but he's got surround sound.

a 10. he's a three but he gets a hefty ssi. check oh 10. 10. all right he's an eight. okay but he won't let you wear a mini. skirt when you want to go out to the. tavern. tavern. tavern. he's a four but he's the captain of a. riverboat. oh. hey. all right he's a nine.

but he still uses dial up. not the soap the internet. uh. ten not the soap. he's a nine but he's your accepted all. right now go down here and go go all the. way to the on all the way on the right. on the second row this right here that's. a. that's uh. that's great that's just a trend i love. it i love it libby higgins chelsea lynch. trailer trash county go see them on tour.

go follow them on social media we love. you guys thank you so much for coming by. thanks for having us on of course i. appreciate it you guys are the best. finally we meet yeah finally we meet. we'll see you guys soon thank you so. much love you all right bye-bye.