Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg | The Tim Dillon Show #485

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. They say AI is gonna take white collar jobs in like, what, 18 months? I'm gonna have to get attacked in the street. by white collar people. Where are you gonna be safe when all this happens? Where are you gonna be, you know, demoralising. It's gonna be to get, get attacked in the street. by consultants and secretaries. and accountants and lawyers.

I, you know, I'm prepared to get attacked, you know, by the meth zombie, you know, contingent. people foaming at the mouth, you know, people addicted to new designer drugs, but, you know, white collar work. Look, look that up. Bring some of that up, because this, I, I was reading this.

and I was kind of disturbed by it. Now, I don't know if it's true. I tend to think this AI stuff is a little overblown. I think it's overblown. I think Sam altman's a criminal. I think a lot of the open AI is fake. I think a lot of it is just overblown. And a lot of people are basically. freaking out prematurely. I'm not saying that they're, they shouldn't be freaking out. You should freak out. You should freak out a little bit.

But I don't think any of that's happening tomorrow. But where am I gonna do the show from to be safe, from like, hordes of middle management, white collar Panera, eating zombies, because that's what's coming. You're gonna watch like dental hygienists, like, I guess, you know, like, like, like the people at the dentist's office. That woman that schedules you.

She's gonna be on the street now with her kids. and her husband. And then the guy who works. as an accountant, he's on the street. And then the consultants are on the street. The 12 month deadline is AI about. to wipe out white collar jobs. And this is, I believe this is India, but this is the same, you know, where, where all. of these articles are kind of the same.

and they're all like, they're giving these crazy timelines. Microsoft AI Chief gives it 18 months. for all white collar work to be automated by ai. So white collar people in the street trying. to kill you, addicted to drugs, losing their home, living in shanty towns, starting fires for warmth,

skin diseases, scabs picking at scabs, flesh rotting. You know what I mean? That's what's coming. White collar workers are getting nervous with good reason. Sure. 98% of college graduates who want a job still have on. and wages are ticking up. Sure. Some companies that cite the labour saving, efficiency, promoting effects of chat, GPT. and Claude, as they let employees go, are just AI washing,

talking about algorithms. to distract from poor managerial decisions. But the labour market for office workers is beginning. to shift Americans with a bachelor's degree account. for a quarter of the unemployed a record. Here's what this is gonna be, folks. This is the revenge of the blue collar trade workers. This is a reversal of the class system in America. Plumbers, electricians, union people, people that work.

with their hands, people that build things, they are gonna be, they're gonna fare better in this market than a. lot of the white collar people. And we, we should fear the white collar people. We should fear them. I'm telling you that if the white collar workers get. displaced, things are gonna go nuts. Things are gonna go fucking nuts. You know, I mean, it's true.

These people are going to, God only knows what they do. if they cannot live that life, that white collar life where they have like, you know, a salad with goat cheese and a glass of white wine. If you take that away from them, we're going to have. a real revolution and a real problem. So I don't know what's gonna happen.

Hopefully, hopefully this isn't happening in, in 12 months. Occupation susceptible to ai. Automation have seen sharp spikes in joblessness. Businesses really are shrinking payroll. and cutting costs as they deploy in recent weeks. Baker McKenzie, a white shoe law firm, acts 700 employees. Salesforce sacked hundreds of workers. And the auditing firm, KPMG, negotiated lower fees. with its own auditor.

Two CNBC reporters. with no engineering experience vibe coded, a clone. of Monday dot com's workflow management. platform in less than an hour. You know what's also going outta business? All the headhunters. Remember that. All the headhunters go on the monster.com or whatever. and get a job. We're gonna help you find a job. I'll tell you right now,

you gotta find something for these people to do. There's some of the most annoying people in our society. There are some of the most entitled. and annoying people in our society. They are. I mean, I'm just, they're not even gonna make good homeless people. You know, and I know that's controversial, but some people are good. They make good homeless people. They know how to do it. They adapt to it quickly. They have the kind of physicality for it.

They have the mental, you know, the stamina for it. I don't like it. But every now. and then, you'll see a homeless person. and go, you don't have a shot. You're fucked. But then certain homeless people, they're hardened. They're in it, and it's who they are. And these white collar fox are not. gonna be able to handle it. These are petty annoying, and yes, many of them are useless. Much of, and I'm, I'm not defending AI here.

because I think it's a big problem, but most of these people don't do anything for a living. and are useless. A lot of jobs are fake, but people still have to do them. They still have to pull their car into an office. in Phoenix, Arizona, get out in the blistering heat, walk inside. and do something with their meaningless life.

if you don't give people something to do, which is why I'm a huge fan of office work. I'm a big fan of menial tasks. I'm a big fan of like, pretend work. And that's what all these people are doing. I did an episode a while ago. where I defended the office life, the life. that millennials bemoan because it's not exciting enough. and it doesn't inspire them. That pointless life of shuffling around an office,

reading reports, making recommendations, that completely useless. Life is under threat in, in a way like it's never been before. It's under attack. It's under attack. And if you don't find something for these people to do, we're gonna have a major problem. People need to think they're do. No one's really doing anything for the most part. A lot of people aren't, but they need. to think they're doing something. because if they, if they, if they don't have some kind.

of purpose, and again, we're not talking about the fellowship. of the ring here in terms of purpose. They don't need to go go to more door to, you know, throw the thing into a, you know, volcano or the Mount De. We're just talking about going. to a strip mall in Minneapolis. and sitting in a debt collection office. and threatening poor people. Someone needs to go. to a debt collection office in Minneapolis.

and threaten poor people and, and, and call them and, and, and tell them that they have to make a minimum payment. They have to do it on the phone right now. Do it on the phone right now. That has to still be a job. That has to still be a job. Telemarketing call centres have to still be a job. People have to be able to walk into buildings, pick up a phone, call other people in this country,

elderly people, drunk people, confuse people. and swindle them out of retirement. It's the literally our entire economy. I don't know what you think's gonna happen when you. get rid of that. Somebody's gotta be able to sit there with a fucking, a fucking five hour energy. and a lead sheet that looks like this of names, and they gotta call all of those people. And they gotta try to take them, try to get them. to take a reverse mortgage out on their house.

If you destroy white collar work, you're gonna have all. of these people in the street. Maybe algorithm driven changes will happen slowly given. workers plenty of time to adjust. Maybe white collar types have 12 to 18 months left. Maybe the AI related job carnage will be contained. to a sliver of the economy. Maybe we should be more worried about a stock market bubble. than an AI driven labour revolution. I don't think anyone knows what will happen. or even what is happening now. AI technology is changing at an exponential pace.

and changing the workforce in a thousand hard to parse ways. And the people that are making the ai, the people. that are really enthused about this stuff, are very happy. to see the entire world destroyed. I mean, it's true. It's one of the only products. that I've ever seen a mass marketing campaign for, that they will tell you, the people. that are making the product will tell you they're.

going to destroy the world. And they say it very calmly. and they're like, you know, Sam Altman's, like, well, I think that we should all keep in mind that. before the complete. and total destruction of the world, we're gonna have a, a real increase in in productivity. I've never seen a product like this. This would've been like if McDonald's in the nineties was.

like, we're giving you cancer. You're all getting cancer. No one, you gotta bury the lead a little bit here. Get up Sam Altman talking about AI. and the complete destruction of the labour force. They will straight up tell you, and, and, you know, props to them. They're not hiding it. They're going, yeah. I mean, they're go, there's no way around it. There's no way around it. Where we, everyone that has a job and a purpose right now,

and money has to figure out some other way to live. We gotta figure out another way for them to live it. Just whatever your life is. where you have a job. and you have money from that job, that's not gonna work anymore. That's not gonna work anymore. So, you know, if, if you need stuff like. that to, and they'll even say stuff like this. They'll be like, if you need a job.

and money to feel good about yourself, we got a real problem. We got a real problem coming. If you need a job and money to feel good about yourself, 'cause that's not part of the future, we're gonna all, we're all gonna be, you know? Yeah. So here's Sam Altman who's defending AI's energy tool. because, you know, all these AI data centres use tonnes. of energy and, and.

because replacing humanity actually is. you need a lot of energy to replace the population. But Sam Altman, who's a CEO of OpenAI, downplayed concerns about. how much water data centres require at. an AI summit in India. See if you can get this video up where Sam basically goes, it takes a lot to train a human being. It's a lot of energy. You gotta raise them. and send them to school, and you gotta buy them stupid birthday cakes.

and put birthday candles on the cake. You gotta teach 'em how to ride a bike. and then they're gonna want to go to prom. Then you're gonna have to talk to them about how. to be a good person. They maybe have to go to college. You visit them at college, you drop them off at college, your wife cries. It's a whole thing. The kid calls you from college. and tells you about a girl that he wants. to bring home over the holidays. It's a why do we need to do all. that whole process called life?

Let's eliminate it. Let's get rid of it. We don't need it. Why would we need it? Here it is. Sam Altman, a friend of this show, creepy sth, Lord Sam Altman. I hate that a lot of these people are gay, by the way. And it just, it bothers me. 'cause as a gay person, I go, well, this isn't, this doesn't make me look great. Although me and Sam Altman don't really have tonnes in common, common here is Sam Altman who talking about.

training a human being, which is, which is called life by the way. We can kind of start to think about eliminating, if we start. to think about how to eliminate the process. by which we instil character and, and skills and help people realise their talent. If we get rid of that process. and we just put a bunch of AI data centres in the middle.

of the desert and soak up the world's energy, we can end life on earth very quickly. Sam Altman, - One of the things that is always unfair in this comparison. is people talk about how much energy it takes. to train an AI model relative to how much it costs a human. to do one inference query. But it also takes a lot of energy to train a human. It takes like 20 years of life. and all of the food you eat during that time. before you get smart. And not only that, it took like the very widespread. evolution of the a hundred billion people.

that have ever lived and learned not to get eaten. by predators and learned how to like, figure out science. and whatever to produce. you. And then you took whatever you, - So here's what's going on. I don't wanna scare anyone. These people all believe. that they're communicating with some ancient Sumerian deity. I, I know this kind of actually kind of, I have kind. of sources on this. They believe they're, they really do, they believe they're communicating with super intelligence. And and they do believe, and he just said it out loud by the way,

he literally just said he was like the hundred million years. of evolution, all of the 20 years. of life they have all led to this point. And this point is when we are going to give birth, as I've said on the show before, because this is their main goal to the AI demon. They wanna give birth to the AI demon, the super intelligent AI who is then going to run the planet. and decide who stays, who goes, who's necessary, who's not.

They're pretty open about this. This is the thing about all of the AI people, all. of the tech people, they really are, you know, they really are pretty. transparent when it comes to what they want to do. and what they need to do in their minds. because they go, if China gets to it first, if China unleashes the AI demon.

before we unleash our AI demon, our American AI demon, western values America, rah rah, ai demon, and China enslaves their population with their demon, they will sell the world their demon, and then that demon will enslave the world, and then they'll make all the money. and they'll have all the political geopolitical leverage.

and they'll have all the military advantages. So in this quote, AI arms race, we are both racing. the US and China to give birth to an ancient Sumerian. super intelligent demon. And your Aunt Connie in Phoenix, who's a receptionist, is fucked because that's what's going on. And you gotta tell her that. You go, Connie, I hope you've saved money.

because there are men in Silicone Valley. who are communicating with an ancient Sumerian, God. What, Connie, will you sit down and listen to me? Connie, have you saved your money? I've saved a, a little bit of it, but you know, the, the prices at the grocery store are so high. Connie, you have 18 months. before your ass is out of that office. There's an ancient Sumerian god that Sam Altman. and Peter thi are communicating with,

and they're gonna give birth to an AI demon. What? It's a demonic force that's going. to take form through artificial intelligence, and we have to do it before China does. Well, that sounds scary. You have no idea how scary it is, Connie, and you better save your money. You've got 18 months, 18 months left. before this AI demon is going to do your job. An ancient Sumerian God is gonna do my job. Yes?

Yes. How many times do I have. to explain this to you, Connie? An ancient God before Jesus, before Yahweh, before Muhammad, before any of it. I mean, an ancient Connie, I don't even know where to start with you. Sometimes we have finally invented a way. to summon this demon. and bring it back to earth to increase efficiency.

Because think about it. What, what would, when you talk about ai, and I mean, let's just, let's just have fun here. for a minute, because by the way, you know, I hope no matter what happens, and I, I wanna tell you people this, and when I ask you this, really no matter what happens, no matter how bad it gets for you, no matter if you're in the streets with your families, I hope you still listen to this show. I really do. I really hope you still listen to podcasts, even if it gets terrible for you. And I hope it doesn't.

But even if it's bad, we're like, you are living in a town. of, you know, it's, it's kind of post-apocalyptic. and it's just large, you know, mountains of trash. And again, people are burning fires to keep warm. and there's wars over water and food. And I hope none of that happens. But if it does, man, I hope you still listen to podcasts. I hope that you still are entertained. and informed by podcasts.

That's all. But Sam Altman. basically has come out and said it. They've said it. They go, why do we need? So we need, we have 20 years and also an entire human race. An entire human race needed years. and years of evolution to produce. the conditions so that we can train people. and so that people can have lives. And we don't need it anymore. It is all brought us to this point.

They believe they are giving birth to God. This is not a conspiracy, it's not a joke. It's funny, it's funny. But they really do believe they're giving birth to God. And then it'll, it's what it is. Then it'll sort itself out, then it'll sort itself out. But they believe they are there to give birth to ai, superintelligence plus quantum computing, whatever. And that, that God-like omniscient.

entity is going to run the entire planet. All the governments, it's going to run everything. and it's going to make decisions. And human beings either have to merge with this. or take its edicts and accept their fate. But that's what these guys are doing. That's the product. That's the product. So it starts with like, Hey, let's automate your Aunt Connie's job in Phoenix.

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of stealing leg from crime scene and eating it. This is what happens. after white collar jobs are completely wiped out. when nobody has anything to do. No one has a purpose, no one has any money. This is the reality. We have a guy in California, there was a train crash and this man took a leg.

Let's take a look at, at this, - A terrifying video circulating on social media. Appears to show a man carrying a severed body part. of someone killed by a train in Wasco. Sheriff's officials say, this happened today near the Wasco. Amtrak station on G Street. Eyewitness news reporter Lena Folk has that story. But first we do wanna warn you that some. of the footage is disturbing. - I'm not sure if from wearing, but he came this way. and he walked all through here. and he was waving a like a person's leg.

And well, he was, he started chewing on it over there. He was biting it, and then he was hitting it. against the wall and everything. And. - It was a typical Friday. for the construction workers laying down concrete. outside the Amtrak station in Wasco. until they saw a horrifying sight. He was eating a, you are looking at. what a witness says is a man eating a detached leg. The detached leg came from a person hit.

by a train near the Wasco Amtrak station. earlier that morning. - On the leg, the skin was hanging. You could see the bone. Pause. - This for a minute. You better get used to this. You better get used to this. I'm telling you, I don't love it. I don't love it personally, I don't love it. But if you think this is going to be a a rare event, I don't know.

This is a man who found a leg from a person. who was no longer living, and this was a man who needed sustenance. He was hungry. He been on a drug or two. or three, I don't know. But you know, this is not going to be super rare. And I think that you have to start acclimating yourself. to the reality where you're not shocked by it. You can't be shocked every time you see. someone eating a severed leg.

It's not gonna work. Society's not gonna work. for the next five to 10 years. If things like this are going to shock you every time. If every time you see someone walking down the street eating. a severed leg that they stole from a crime scene, if every time that happens, it's gonna take you out. of whatever you're doing, it's gonna ruin your day. You're not built for what's coming. You are not built for what's coming. You're certainly not bur built for the birth. of the Sumerian AI demon.

So I think that people, you know, we all remember the early aughts, the two thousands, everything seemed kind of cool minus a cup of Middle Eastern. and Obama came in, he was cool, he was hip, people were feeling good. They were watching the office fast, casual food started going, you're like, wow, it's fast, but it's also not total shit. Chipotle, things like that. We remember those days.

We remember that world. People felt centred. Technology was cool. It wasn't scary yet. It wasn't scary. And every now and then, someone on bath salts would eat a. face in Miami or whatever. It was a rarity. I'm telling you right now, this is not going. to be a a rarity. And by the way, why am I supposed to be more disturbed. by this guy who ate a leg.

of a person who's already dead In the Epstein files, there are tonnes of mentions of coded food, words. that people think are cannibalism. And yet I'm supposed to forget about that. and be mad at this guy. because for whatever reason, he's just walking down the street. He doesn't have, oh, I'm sorry, he doesn't have an island. I'm sorry. He is not friends with every president. I'm sorry. A working class person ate a leg.

I'm sorry that offends you. I'm sorry. He doesn't fly his friends to a private island. so they can eat people privately. I'm sorry, a working class man ate a leg in public. You better get used to cannibalism. and you better get used to it happening in front of you. I'm telling you right now, I'm not trying to alarm you, but there's, there's no way that this. type of thing isn't going to happen.

More and more and more. Let's watch a little. bit of the rest of this. I'm not disturbed by this at all. Didn't bother me one bit, I'll tell you that. Let me get, yeah, before we start again. I watched this video several times. I watched a man eat the leg. I had no problem. I was eating sushi while it was happening. And, and I was not disturbed by this. And if you are disturbed by this, it is your problem. Continue. - I witness news that when the man walked past him.

with the leg, he believed him to be homeless. Ibarra is unsure where the man came from. He says, Kern County Sheriff's deputies stopped the man. after people from the Amtrak station called the police. - Everyone's a fucking - Rat. More video sent into. eyewitness News shows the man waving the leg around. - Right? - Casey, SO says, the man is 27-year-old. Rosendo Tellez Tellez was arrested. for taking evidence from the scene.

and had multiple outstanding warrants. At this moment, investigators haven't said. who the leg belongs to or who was hurt in the train crash, but we do know that one person died. Teez was arrested. And Kern County Sheriff's Office say it is an active. investigation reporting in Wasco, Lena Folk Eyewitness News. - Well, you know, listen, here's what we learned from that. We live in a society of feds and rats. And at the first chance they can, they call the cops.

And this guy who's just eating a leg. that he found at a crime scene. Well, no, you know, of course this, as I, as I obviously am being facetious, but you know, this is something. that I do believe you will see more of. I do believe you will see, see more. people stealing body parts from crime scenes. And not only eating them, but playing with them. and making YouTube videos with them. and just having fun with them. That's what I think is gonna happen. I do think you're gonna see more people.

stealing body parts from crime scenes. This is my, this is a prediction I have. I don't know if it's gonna be borne out by the facts. Oh, there's new details on this, please. New details on suspects. Who took severed leg from the Wasco train tracks? Interesting. First of all, I didn't like that. Hold on, I stop it. I didn't like that they said he was homeless. 'cause it doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. This is not good.

He is, he's an unhoused neighbour. I don't want, I don't want this man insulted. and I don't want him in the parlance. of the internet dragged. I don't want this man dragged simply. because someone found him with a leg. Let's see some new details. - With the latest and a bizarre story. that broke last Friday. A Wasco man arrested after reports he was carrying around. and allegedly biting into.

what witnesses say was a severed leg. So what that body part, belonging to the victim hit. and killed by a train at the Wasco Amtrak station. Idiot. Get off the track. Idiot. Hus spoke, fucking idiot, idiot. Wasco witnesses today and joins us now with more Ginny. - Jim. It's a peculiar case involving a Wasco man. Some residents describe as ordinary and polite. Yes, a 7-year-old rendo. - TAs. Fuck. Stop it for a minute. Finally, let's start talking.

He's an ordinary polite man. First of all, I blame the person who got hit by the train. It is always your fault when you get hit by a train. It is 1000% your fault when you get hit by a train. and you should be eaten, your leg should be eaten. You are an idiot. You got hit by a train. Everyone knows where trains are. Everyone knows where train tracks are. You are a fucking idiot if you get hit by a train. It is a stupid way to die and it is your fault.

And someone should eat your fucking leg if you do it. And let's hear more about this, because I don't want, man, I'm gonna come out and say it. I don't want him put in jail because he's eating a leg. I don't wanna live in a world like that. And I know many people in California don't. either, including my governor. We don't want that. We don't wanna live in a world. where someone gets put in jail. because they've, they're, they've decided. to eat someone's leg on their rai.

Keep going. - Who says Wasco is TE's Town and people know him. Those I spoke to say Teez was homeless. This Wasco resident on your screens showed me. where Taaz often slept. He says, those blankets are TE's. And a local liquor store employee tells me Teez was a. regular customer who came in a few times a day every day. She says he never caused trouble. and he'd normally buy a mix of food, beer, whatever he can afford with what folks gave him.

It's not a big deal. As you can see in the security footage, shared with 17 News, Teez visited the store just hours. before his Friday arrest. That's him in Orange on your screens. The employee says, when she first heard the news, she thought, no, it can't be him. Jose Ybarra, a construction worker, was working in the area when he saw Taye carrying. around the body part. - And then whatever he had on his hand, he started binding on it and everything. And it turned out to be a person's leg. On the video that we have, it shows clearly.

that he started chewing on the leg. and everything. And yeah, - His blankets, they he to the guy, the blankets right there. Yes. It was sleeping in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I heard the police. and I heard that the all caught in the air, I say, something happened, right? Oh my God, something happened. And. - Court - Records here, he goes, look, records show has least. - Aaron in that leg, - Half a dozen prior misdemeanour. convictions, mostly for drug or alcohol related offences. Ye is scheduled for a court appearance Tuesday and Shafter,

- Here's the deal. Let me be very clear. Stop it. Wait, what? Hold on. What is the sheriff's office saying? Go on. Let me just, let's hear the rest of this. - Provide additional details on the case at this time. - Right. Here's folks, let, let me, let's just be clear here, just. because this guy, he's a homeless guy. He's in and outta the liquor store. and he has, he has multiple warrants out for many things. And he's living on the street and he went to a crime scene. and he stole a leg and he began to eat it.

I just don't think we should crucify this man. I don't, I I don't think it says anything about our society. that a guy who is homeless and addicted to drugs and alcohol. and who's been in and out of jail and, and, and, and, and, you know, just goes to a crime scene and grabs a leg. and begins to eat it in front of people. This is the, this is the culmination of many, many years of, of good ideas that have worked well.

for the state of California. This is many, many years of good ideas. about letting people kind of live on the street. and self-medicate and chart their own course. and, you know, march to the beat of their own drum. and do what they wanna do and ingratiate themselves. People in the community like him. He's really a friendly guy. He comes in, he gets some beer, he hangs, he's not a problem. When I heard he was eating a leg, I was like, there's no way it can be him.

No way. It could be the homeless drug. addict with several warrants. There's zero way. It's the homeless drug addict who lives on the street. There's absolutely no way. It's crazy to think that. So this is just, this is just one of the features. that you're gonna just have to deal with. But the avocados are good. The climate's good. Fresh seafood. Every group has someone. who insists on doing things the hard way. That friend paying for subscription,

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had, was berating her fat assistant. Katie Porter's fatty boom, batty assistant. Katie Porter was Katie. Katie Porter was doing fat on fat crime and yelling at her. because both, for whatever reason, both. of their blood sugars had dropped dangerously low. So Katie Porter had begun to lash out at her. and a about the placement of the camera.

and be, get out of the frame. You remember that? And, and Katie then did an interview with a woman, a skinny woman. with blonde hair. And Katie was enraged. by this woman immediately as soon as she sat down. And this woman asked her like a very like, innocuous question. She's like, how are you gonna win over Trump voters? And then Katie just went to tear the flesh off her body. Katie like some would say, ate her leg. Now here is Katie Porter. So now she's reemerged politically.

She's back, she's reemerged and she has a gas mask on. and she's in the middle of a river. Take it away, Katie Porter. Here's her comeback. - The volume of disgusting water. that is flowing through here. This pipe is not big enough. It's not adequate to sustain the level of river flow. and the sewage that we're seeing. - The chemicals and taxis that are coming outta it. I can choose to not go in the water. I can choose not to walk my dog on the beach. because vets have been saying not to.

But I can't choose not to breathe the air, the environmental injustice. You know, I just interviewed this woman. and she just said, you know, I can't leave here. I can't live here. I can't afford to leave here. And when we have the kind of neurotoxins in the air. that were first used as chemical warfare, that's very real. - It's mechanism of toxicity is, is a lot like cyanide. So it, it interrupts cellular respiration. And the one organ in a person's life.

that has the highest oxygen demand is a developing brand. - This is Barry Elementary. Couple thousand preschool daycares. - Are breathing that in within a mile radius of the hotspot. We hear from some people about the cost of doing something. - By the way, Katie, pause this here. Katie Porter in the gas mask is the best. best she's ever looked. She should never not have on a gas mask. Go get the go to the beginning and just get the picture. Get a nice closeup of Katie Porter in a gas mask.

If Katie wants to win this race, make it big. Make it big. If Katie wants to win this race, 'cause she looks like Bane. and I like it 'cause she looks a, a villain. If Katie wants to win this race, she has to terrify people. That's what Katie Porter does. She terrifies people. She terrifies her staff. She threw like a casserole at her husband's head. She's a terrifying mom. She's a, she's a a minivan mom who beats her kids. with her hand while she's got one hand on the. wheel beating her kids.

She's a a nasty, vicious minivan mom. who lusts for power, which is fine and good, but Katie Porter needs to never take this gas mask off. If she wants to win this race, she has. to keep this gas mask on. And 'cause Katie Porter's now reemerged. and said, listen, I know I beat my staff, but the rivers are all poisoned. We're all fucked here.

The rivers have cancer in them. They've got chemicals, they got plastics, they got, they got fucking agent orange. They got, she's got a bunch of old hippies in the ad going, this is what they used on us in Nam. This is the gas they used on us when we tried to protest Nam. and Katy Porter's out there. with a gas mask standing in the middle. of a river looking like Bain. And this is a good look for her.

And I think this could be her ticket back. because she's focusing on, what's good about this is she's now doing the environment. Because people in her campaign said, you can't go near people. You need to start talking about trees and lakes. When you go near people, they run away from you. Like you're, you're, you know, like you're a bear. that snuck into a campsite. You disturb people. They're unnerved by you. They find your presence deeply unsettling and they hate you,

but trees don't seem to mind you. So you need to stand in the middle of a river. with a gas mask on like Bain. and talk about the cancer in the water. It'll give people the idea. that you care about them without actually. having to be near you. Most people cannot stand you. Let's watch the rest of this head. We like Katie Porter, by the way. I do like her. - And the one organ in her's life.

that has the highest oxygen demand is a developing brand. - This is Barry Elementary. A couple. - Thousand preschool daycares are breathing. that in within a mile radius of the hotspot. We. - Hear from some people about the cost of doing something. What they never add up. - Is the cost of doing nothing. Talk about is what. - Is the cost of the status - Quo? - Oh, about, yes, it would cost x to fix it, but what does it cost. to have this community economically declined. to have healthcare problems? There's a lot of cost to not acting.

And sometimes I think we're very slow. to really make the right comparison. - This is not an issue that anyone really cares about. Now they should, but this is just not an issue. I know she's trying to do something here, but it's, it's just, you never, I've lived on this earth 41 years. You never can get people. to care about the environment, really. It's just not, it doesn't motivate anybody. Maybe it should. It's just doesn't work. You can stand there in a bane mask in the middle. of the forest and scream and yell,

but really people just don't care. They don't really care that the river has cancer. They don't care that the town over, that's our country. Our country. If the town next to you all died of cancer, you wouldn't care. There are cancer clusters all over the country. and then a zip code over. No one cares that everyone in. that other town is dying of cancer. That's just the kind of country we have.

It's just the kind of country we have. There are people that live in areas that are, that are toxic dumps. And unless you are directly affected by this, like the sewage water is going through your yard, literally, if it's not going through your yard, you don't give a shit. When I drive to Vegas to either perform.

or see friends, I have some people that live out there. Sometimes we use that studio in the wind. I like Vegas. It's about a four hour drive. I drive through desert communities. where people live in toxic environments. Like you've never even considered. horrible industrial waste all over the place. I don't think about it at all, at all. The first time I made that drive,

I thought about it a little. I went, God, I bet there's people. that are getting born with two heads. And now I ignore it completely. I don't even turn my head to look at it. That's just the kind of country we have. Don't get mad at me. Don't hate the play or hate the game. If you live in a toxic waste sludge dump. No one. So this is such a losing issue for Katie Porter. I know why she's trying bring it up.

She's trying to say we're all being poisoned and elect me. I look like Bain. But really no one cares. Only the people in that town care. Even if she was talking about the preschools. where she's like, they're breathing in this air. You know what? I thought? Boring, boring, boring. Talk about the leg. Talk about the guy eating the leg. If I was Katie Porter, I'd have the bane mask on.

and I'd do the voice. But if I had the bane mask. and I was Katie Porter, I would go, people in this, in this country are eating legs they find at crime scenes. Do you want it to be your leg? I'm Katie Porter. and I used to give a shit about dumb shit like cancer in the. river or whatever. I used to try to chase down companies. who are polluting our rivers. But here's the reality. Who's even swimming anymore? What are we even doing? Don't swim.

I realised that the more pressing issue was the drug addicts. living on our street. Literal zombies who were eating people's legs. Boy did I stop caring about rivers. after I realised how many people were starting. to pick up legs and eat them. I didn't care about rivers anymore. I used to care about the air. The kids were breathing at the preschool. I I, it would be nice if people cared about the environment. I'm not telling you it's a good thing that they don't.

This is not an, this is not a moral judgement . I'm telling you that. I grew up on Long Island my whole life, and people wanted you to care about beach erosion. The only thing we ever cared about was. that Gilgo Beach killer who was killing hookers and, and depositing your bodies at the beach. No one cares about beach erosion. No one cares about the poison water. No one cares about forest fires. No one cares about any of that. No one cares if their fellow citizens are living. in a microwave.

No one cares if their fellow citizens are living. in a microwave. It doesn't matter. I'm telling you, I'm a reasonably moral person. Certainly not the best. But do you know, I mean, the people. that live in the Bakersfield. and the places like that, in the food deserts, in the opportunity deserts. and are living every day in a Stephen King novel. where there's some weird factory that's polluting everything.

and they have the horrible birth defects. I feel bad for them. But I'm telling you right now, it's not something that I think about. No one thinks about it. No one thinks about. Every now and then, they'll try to do like a thing. where the, on the news, they'll go, everyone in this one town has cancer. And then you go, I don't live there. I don't live in that town. Everyone in this one town has cancer. Everyone has cancer. Oh, I don't, I don't live there.

Circadia Porter can get in the middle of the river. with the Bain mask and scream and yell about carcinogens. But it just doesn't motivate people. It doesn't motivate people at all to go to the polls. Let's talk about Iran, because I think we may, and by the way, we probably will invade. tonight after I record this. From what I am hearing, these talks in Geneva are productive to a degree. Also. Here's the deal.

We've built a tremendous military buildup. This is bigger than anything we've ever done, but I think, and this has been reported, I'm not breaking any news, but like the military is telling Trump, this is not an easy war. And we don't know if we get bogged down in this war. with Iran, if we're going to be able to fight. other people, if that's gonna leave us vulnerable. and exposed. You know, they've got a significant number of jet fighters. and support aircraft to the Middle East,

assembling the greatest amount. of air power in the region since the 2003 invasion of Iraq. But I just don't know. We, you know, we're not living in a world. where we can just knock the shit outta people anymore. We're not living in that world. You don't realise how good it was in 2003. You could just go knock the shit out. of these countries. You could knock the shit out. of these countries without any type.

of, you know, and listen. Would people die? Would it be an issue? Would it be a problem? Would you, you know, would you spend a lot of money? Would you overextend yourself? Yes. But I'll tell you this, the power that we had back then. to act unopposed, unilaterally, unilaterally unopposed to just go. and knock the shit outta these guys. You can't do that with Iran. It's not gonna work. The military options are not great. They're, they're going into Trump. They're going, listen, we can hit him here.

We can hit him there. We, we don't know what's gonna happen afterwards. The Ayatollah is living in an underground bunker. Ayatollah Khomeini, I believe I pronounced that correct. And he is living in an underground park. But there's no good see the, the Iran War people. and I, I am around, you know, I kind. of live in Beverly Hills half the time. So I understand the Iranian regime sucks. They're killing protestors. They're killing your own people. And I understand the excitement. and sometimes I even get into it.

I get into it 'cause I'm surrounded. by Persians and I like their food. I like Humas and that it's, you know, that whatever salad. that with the chopped, whatever. But the point is, I get it. I get into it and they're like, free Iran and I'm with it. And I can get swept up into that. I free Iran fever. 'cause sometimes it does feel good. to just drive in your car, you know, and, and, and think about, you know, a a a bunch.

of people that are being, you know, oppressed. and they, whatever, you know, by a, a government. that I certainly wouldn't wanna live under. And if that government were to be able to magically go away. and get replaced by a better government, everybody's happy. I'm happy. I have nothing to say positive about Iran. or the mullahs, but I don't know how the fuck we do this. And I think the military's going to Trump. and going, we don't really know how the fuck we do this.

Like, yes, American military's the greatest in the world. They can do whatever. But I think they're going to him. and they're going, listen man, the options are not great here. They're not like amazing options. If we go in. and we decapitate the leadership, we don't really, number one, they're gonna fight. They're gonna fight back. They've got a real military, they've got an arsenal of weapons. They get weapons from Russia, they get weapons from China. You know, they're not a completely isolated country.

They have, you know, allies. Now, are Russia and China gonna jump into the fight? No, the China will happily watch us bankrupt ourself. and completely politically, you know, our, our system completely like disintegrate. and China will just, the, the chaos that this will sow, not only in the region, but here at home, China will just gleefully watch. And Russia is busy in the Ukraine. So I don't think it spills into like a World War II thing,

but the economy, the global economy, oil exports, you know, these things. Iran could start hitting us bases in the Gulf. They could start destroying facilities. It, the global economy could suffer greatly. It's a real war. It's not bullshit. You could see a spike in oil prices. They could close their straits or MOUs. There's all kinds of things. And. everyone has said this, by the way. This is, this is, but we have a lot of, we have a lot.

of artillery there, we have a lot of weaponry there. And it does feel like it, the, it's something might happen. Even, even though. everything I've just said are good reasons to try. to obviously like take the temperature. and, and, and, and, and, and you turn the temperature down here. I do think that we have. so much there.

We have such a buildup there. We have F 35, F 22 fighter jets, two aircraft carriers. And I'm wondering if, now bear with me, is there a way. to do a wag the dog fake war? Listen to me, because we wanna save face. We have a lot of stuff there.

Is there a way to have a fake war. that doesn't exist? There was a movie called Wag the Dog about this. where we blow some stuff up, we have a press conference, the Iranians have a press conference, and we end this thing. because we have too much. We've mo we've spent a lot of money. to move these boats over there. and you know, we gotta do something.

But is there a way, is there a way to just do a kind. of pretend fake. strike on Iran? No one will really know. And we save face. and we say, listen, we did it. and everything's fine now.

Everything's fine. They're not making nukes anymore. They learned their lesson. Because what what scares me is. that we've we're just too in deep now and that, but get up these talks in Geneva. These Geneva talks with Jared Kushner and Steve Whitcoff. They are making progress. I believe they're making progress. because I think Iran is showing flexibility. because they, they know they're not gonna win this war. They know it'll be a a, you know, it's gonna be a prolonged conflict in America's, it's hard.

to imagine America getting anything out of this. But Iran knows that they're not going to, they're not gonna be able to go up against the. United States of America and win. The government is going to fall. us Iran nuclear talks wrap up with no announcement of a deal. as risk of war looms. However, this is in Geneva. I ran in the United States, held hours. of indirect negotiations Thursday over tehran's nuclear.

programme, but walked away without a deal, leaving the danger. of another Midwest war on the table. As US has gathered a massive fleet of aircraft. and warships in the region, Oman's foreign minister, badder. Aldi, who mediated the talks in Geneva, said there has been significant progress in the negotiation. without elaborating, this could be solved diplomatically. But by the way, Israel will not be happy. They will not be happy. They will push for war. They want the regime to be toppled.

The neoconservatives in America will probably push for war. The Ted Cruz types, whatever they want. The middle. This whole thing's about remaking the Middle East. And if you take, I ran out as a regional player, it's easier. to remake the Middle East. So Israel's probably not gonna be happy. But diplomacy is, is is the only way here that. America doesn't want this war. America does not want this war. I mean, we've got white collar people. They got about eight months left of their jobs.

before they're on the street eating people's legs. We don't need a war. unless all those white collar consultants join the military. and go fight and die in Iran. We don't need a fucking war in the Middle East. So we can either do something fake, which I'm. for a pretend show, a force, but I did talk to somebody who said, it feels like we're too far down the line. There's a little bit of war fever in Washington.

and that it's gripped people. and that there's an inertia. that's moving us forward towards this conflict no. matter what we do. And that once we're on a path like this, it's very hard to completely reverse course. That's what somebody told me that maybe they're, maybe they're right, maybe they're wrong. But they did say it does feel like we are on a. collision course. for Iran.

We have Jared Kushner and Steve Whit. I believe the, the talks are Kushner, Steve Whitcoff, and then Erica Kirk. Erica Kirk is over there negotiating. with Uranians right now. And I'm hopeful, I'm hopeful that she can pull this off. Erica Kirk, of course wife of Charlie Kirk, RIP, but Erica Kirk right now over in Iran, negotiating on behalf.

of the United States government. And we hope that it is, we hope it's positive. We don't know us Iran negotiations wrap for the day. I don't know. I can just tell you, you know what, it is a war. A war. You need to have the right vibes for a war. This is something that many people don't understand there.

You need to just feel a certain way. before you go to war. You need to have a certain, there's gotta be kind of a, you know, kind of a like war vibe. I, we just haven't achieved it yet. We haven't achieved it yet. We're not there as a country yet. You know what I mean? People are too busy in this country. Jester, maxing, no one's, no one's ready for this war.

We just don't. It's, it's, it, nobody's into it and it's being put. You can feel when something's being pushed. and no one wants it. You can feel it. And that's. what you feel about the Iran War. Nobody's really into it. Nobody. And the people that are into it have to accuse the people. that are into it of being antisemitic. or, you know, they have a lack of imagination. Well, don't you see Persia will be, Iran will be free.

And you go, yeah. Do we trust Pete Hegseth to handle this? Do we trust Patel to handle the. maybe domestic retaliation attacks that might come? If Iran has sleeper cells here, which some people say they have, do we tra, do we trust Cash Patel to be on top of it? Can you believe that people get in. accidents and don't call an attorney? What's wrong with these people? Why would they just live in pain and agony? They get to do something. Don't be like Switzerland or Canada sitting on the. sideline, man.

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conclusion that you come to this guy is, what did Cas Patel's girlfriend say? By the way, go back for a second. Cas Patel's girlfriend said he was at the Olympics. providing security. This is the biggest fuck you. to the American taxpayer. This guy's flying to the Olympics to go hang out in Italy. and party and go hang out with the hockey team. They don't know who the fuck he is. They don't know who Cas Patel is.

He's gallivanting all over the globe on taxpayer money. Where's Savannah Guthrie's fucking mother. Savannah Guthrie's mother is somewhere in a shed. and Kes Patel is in Italy. The guy, let, let's watch a little bit of Dick Turbin here, but, but Kes Patel's not running the FBI. It's obvious. I don't know who's running the FBI neither do. you, but Cas Patel's, not it. He's a figurehead. This is a fucking op and he's gallivanting all.

And they told him he could do this by the way. They said you just jet set around the globe. and act like an idiot. because you are not allowed to run the FBI. You are not handling the Epstein files. You are not handling any of this shit. So let's watch Dick. Yeah, I mean, look at this. Look at this. This is make this bigger. Savannah Guthrie's mother is in a shed.

Do you think he thought Savannah Guthrie's mother was. in the locker room? That's not you are. Are they chanting Savannah? Bring her home. Bring her home. Did he think she was in Italy? Mother of did, did anyone did, did Cash Patel believe Savannah Guthrie's mother. was in Italy? Is that why he's there? All right, get him outta there.

Ksh Patel. Let's watch a little bit of this. This is Dick Durbin here talking about Kesh. Patel's a complete fraud. He's not running the FBI at all. Literally, he's doing absolutely nothing except. not releasing Epstein files. and not looking further into things like the the. Kirk shooting and whatever. He's there because he's in incompetent. That's why they pushed him. And, and this is evidence.

He's a complete buffoon and that's why he is in the job. He's not doing the thing he was appointed to do, but he was never supposed to. So that's obvious to anyone. that he was never really supposed to do this job. He was supposed to run around with his girlfriend. who's got a security detail, by the way. And Denny complains that she should be on tour singing. and not handling negative complaints on the. internet. Dick Durbin,

- FBI Director Cash Patel has shamelessly exploited the. FBI's private government jet. to support his jetsetting lifestyle. - That's right, - Including a golf getaway in Scotland. And a trip. to watch his girlfriend perform a wrestling match. His girlfriend perform a wrestling match. Most recently, he flew to Italy to chug beers. with the US Olympic hockey team as a whistleblower. Told the committee the tone was set early in dirt.

Director Patel's tenure when he told FBI agents. Quote, if you have golf, hockey, fishing, or hunting and beautiful sites, you're gonna see an awful lot of me. - Savannah Guthrie, better hope her mother is being held at a golf course. Savannah Guthrie better help they, Savannah Guthrie, better hope her mother is being held at Pebble Beach. This poor bitch, they kidnapped her mother. and this guy is dancing.

and jumping around with the hockey team in Italy. She better hope. and pray that her mother is being held at a five. star resort. Or she better hope her mother is being held. at where Ca Cas Patel is going. to see his girlfriend do backyard wrestling. on government money. Where's Doge?

Where's all these people that are obsessed with fraud? By the way, a Hillary Clinton testifying about Epstein. today on Thursday. Let's see if we can get some of this up. Hillary wants Trump. to be put under oath about Jeffrey Epstein. She said It's time to put Donald Trump. under oath about Jeffrey Epstein. So I mean, shots fired. So live updates.

Hillary Clinton testifies. She has no. information on Epstein's crime. So what I thought Hillary would do, they head in the Friar episode, which Joe Rogan liked. I thought Hillary and Bill would come in. and light themselves on fire in order. to get, get rid of Trump. Now of course, these people, somebody said this. to me and I thought it was very interesting. I go, they have nothing left or at the end of their life. And people, somebody said this to me, they said, these people never think they're outta the game. So no matter how old they are. or how down they are, they. never believe they're outta the game.

They always believe there's some way for them. to crawl back into relevance. So Hillary comes in. and then chooses not to stick her head in the deep fryer, light herself on fire. So apparently the Clintons agreed to testify. after their offers of sworn statements were above. by the oversight panel. and its chairman rep James Comer, Republican Kentucky, threatened a criminal contempt. of Congress charges against them.

I had no idea about their criminal activities. I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein. Hillary Clinton said in an opening statement, shared on social media. Can we watch the statement? Let's see if we can find Hillary Clinton's statement on. Jeffrey Epstein, who she's never met. Now Ghislaine Maxwell was at Chelsea Clinton's wedding. We know that, but who knows? You know Hillary has no new information. So it's a big nothing burger and it's real boring.

Here we are, Hillary Clinton. It's a big boring nothing burger. This is why Hillary fucking sucks. This is why Hillary has always sucked. It's always procedural boring shit. It's why she lost the election. It's why people just fall asleep when she talks. She never, when the cameras are on, Hillary never delivers.

What are you going to her Instagram? I don't think she put it on her Instagram. I mean, that's so funny that you're checking her Instagram, but but before we watch this, well watch NBC's coverage of it. Hillary never fucking delivers man weak sauce. She could have came in there and said, we're paedophiles. and we're ped DeVores, meaning we eat the kids. We're vampires. We work for an Illuminati bloodline. Me and Bill were inducted into it through AOC cult Sex Magic. and Cannibalistic rituals.

And Trump was involved as well. But instead she does this boring horseshit. Take it away. - Of the House Oversights Committee investigation. into Jeffrey Epstein. - Now that closed door deposition is currently underway in. Chappaqua, New York where the Clintons do have a home. During her opening statement, Clinton denied ever encountering Epstein. and said she quote, never flew on his plane. or visited his island. - Tomorrow the Republican LED committee will hear from. former president Bill Clinton, whose name.

and pictures appear hundreds of times in the Epstein files. Though he has not been accused of any wrongdoing, this all comes after the committee threatened. to hold both Clintons in contempt of Congress. - Boring. Alright, get it outta here. I'm so disappointed in these two cannibals. I am so disappointed in these two cannibals. They had a real fucking shot at the end of their life. to do fucking something exciting. Something exciting. Change the narrative.

Change the fucking narrative. Flip the script and he's gonna go in. and do the same bullshit. Most likely man, she never delivers. That's the thing about Hillary Clinton, like her lover, hater, she never delivers. It is boring. It is just, it is all dotting i's and crossing T's. She had the chance here to make some fucking news. And what did she do? She does what she always does. She bores everyone to death. Boring. Boring.

Boring. That's the only real crime is boring. You bore me. You waste my time. This is the real crime going in there. and wasting everyone's time. Yeah, I've never met Jeffrey Epstein. She should have started her statement. Said what I'm about to say here will shake the foundations.

of human life. What if she did this? What if they said, I don't know how they even addressed her anymore. Secretary Clinton. 'cause she was Secretary of State, but she's not anymore. Senator Clinton, she's not a senator. I don't know how they address her. She's not the first lady. Maybe they say Mrs. Clinton. I guess maybe they, I don't know what they say. Maybe they say Secretary Clinton. I don't know.

I think they, Mrs. Clinton, if she were. to read her opening statement, Hillary Clinton's opening statement. She goes, thank you distinguished members. of the committee for having me here. As you know, my husband Bill, the former president, was the governor of Arkansas. At that point, we were approached by a group of men. who wanted to take Bill to the Bohemian Grove to get.

to know him and see about his future political aspirations. I being a woman, wasn't asked to attend. However, when Bill returned, he spoke to me. and told me that the men at the Bohemian Grove told him. as a reward for turning his back while they flew dumps. of cocaine into Mena, Arkansas during the Iran Contra days.

and turning his back. to several politically motivated murders in the state, which he chose not to look into a prosecute. They thought he had a great political future, including becoming the president of the United States. And Bill told me this and I was excited. because finally we were on our way to where we were going. We started meeting these men in different places. all over the world. They have safe houses.

Some of them are castles, some of them are islands. During these times, we would perform sex magic. and ritualistic cannibalism. It was then when I met Jeffrey Epstein for the first time. I personally don't like eating children, but it is the price. of admission into certain elite circles. Bill and I frequented the island for ritualistic sex abuse. and cannibalism. Multiple times in the presence of Donald Trump, bill Gates,

and several other luminaries, it was explained. to us while not being bloodline members. of the Illuminati Lizard cult, we could gain entry by performing certain rituals. This would insulate us from any accountability. and allow us to run the United States of America for. the cult of demonic aliens who wear skin suits.

and occupy the upper echelons of the power structure. Mrs. Clinton, would you like some water? Yes, please. I would like some water. It was made clear to us. that participation in these rituals guaranteed us. acceptance to a very elite club. As you know, the universe is colonised. by several different groups of higher intelligence. We have chosen to work for the demonic reptilians,

but they're not the only group of higher intelligent aliens. that have spent a lot. of time colonising our planet. and earning the loyalty of the people who've lived here. As you know, they feed off our pain, our energy, our sex, our lust, violence, and they feed off all of our energy. and they use us as an energy source so.

that they can live forever. So before I finish my closing statement. and open this up to questions. Yes. Myself, my husband, the president of the United States. and several others are implicated in. ritualistic sex abuse and cannibalism. But not because we enjoyed it. Some of it was fun, but. because we needed to do it to show our reptilian overlords.

that, that we were there to play ball. And then they would say, I recognise the chairperson. And then the chairperson would go, Mrs. Clinton, thank you. so much for coming in. We appreciate this had ha Have you ever met Lene Maxwell? I.