K5 & Digidog | The Tim Dillon Show #362

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dillon show uh we are it's migrant. crisis here in New York City. um there's a lot of uh migrants that are. coming in and. it's tough for everyone I guess I don't. know it's not it's it's not affected me. but it's bad and it's getting worse and. it's the new Ellis Island hundreds of. migrants flood into New York City's. Roosevelt Hotel. uh as Big Apple becomes epicenter of the.

Border crisis and mayor Eric Adams says. he'll ask judge to suspend right to. shelter rules what the mayor's doing now. I think with a lot of the people that. are and this seems to be the biggest. issue that. uh the world is gonna face over the next. however many years. outside of climate and Technology the. biggest issue seems to be Mass migration. of people. from you know countries that are. unstable.

to countries that are also unstable like. ours you know they're going to come from. uh a degree of instability to a to a a. more polished degree of instability but. this is going to be the biggest issue uh. it's the reason for brexit it's the. reason probably for uh a lot of the. political upheaval you see throughout. Europe. um this has been the issue that. everybody's talking about it's how many. immigrants migrants refugees whatever.

the term is can a society absorb uh uh. before the society kind of buckles and. starts to break down and. um it's tough for New York because. everybody in New York. is predominantly pretty Progressive and. they all want to do the right thing and. but it this is uh you know people don't. like it they don't like it it becomes a. burden.

and then you have like The Whispers. happening from all the good people that. want to do the right thing uh but they. start whispering about their block my R. Block has gotten. these are not people that would vote for. Trump these are not people that are. watching Fox News these are it's New. York and they live on the upper west. side of Manhattan. um but you know they put migrants in. hotels they put some of them. uh you know some of these new condos.

that people spend a lot of money on a. part of the building is being utilized. for uh either low-income housing or to. kind of. house. um migrants that are coming in and then. people you know and you talk to real. estate agents they'll go you go that. building looks cool and they go oh no no. no no no no no no no no no they go not. that building they go that they. have low income housing they take the. same elevator so there's a lot of. whispering going on in uh in in those.

areas in New York where people are uh uh. pretty upset that uh their neighborhoods. are seemingly uh being overrun with. people they don't recognize that's. becoming now they would never say that. publicly. and they take great pains to avoid. that uh you know characterization of it. they won't say that quite they'll be. like well it's just that's a lot of. people and you know they need help but.

it's it's just it doesn't make sense and. I you know and so Eric Adams the mayor. has gotten hit on this they're putting. them in hotels they have been the. Roosevelt Hotel. um you know so now he's gonna ask the. right to shelter mandate he's gonna go. nope we do not have to provide housing. to people that need it. because New York has a mandate where. it's like if you ask for a bed we've got. to find you a bed. if you ask for housing we've got to give.

you housing. um New York City. uh 11 000 Asylum Seekers went to Miami. 15 000 went to LA no one even noticed uh. 15 000 went to Houston and then forty. one thousand. came to New York City. and so now I think Eric Adams I think. the rule is now he's cut it down to like. 60 days I think it's 30 to or 60 days in. the shelter so you you get here.

you have nothing you know nobody you're. coming from a country that's in turmoil. and you have 60 days to figure New York. out. 60 days. see this is why. you know. you lose Faith very quickly in the. people running things because at every. moment they make the worst decisions. like for example you might be against.

New York City taking on. migrants but here's what you really. should be against. taking them on for 60 days and then. throwing them in the street. there couldn't be a worse policy than. taking people for 60 days and then. telling them that they hopefully they. figured it out. well you've had 60 days have you learned. the language do you have a job. you have a down payment saved can you.

work they're not even going to get a. work permit in 60 days they're set up. for failure. they're set up to go into. to be homeless or to to do some type of. crime to just survive. so it's weird and there's a backlash. because people are like listen man. you know this is going to make it worse. uh the Roosevelt Hotel the Paul Hotel. and the Paramount Hotel or among the. hotels designated for housing migrants. in Manhattan.

there's long lines of migrants mostly. men from Africa. are now often seen outside the story. locations and this is what people are. not digging. they don't dig a bunch of people in. their community that are on the street. long lines you know people start to. notice they go what's going on starting. to look a little third world but they. don't they whisper that they don't say. it loudly they go I just I you know I'm. I try to understand.

you know these poor people and I I feel. sorry for them there's lots of. restaurants in Manhattan right now where. you say oh a white woman with a glass of. wine going I think this is horrible. what's happening to these people but I. just don't know what good it is having. them stand outside of this hotel up my. block I don't know how does it help them. and of course there are the people that. are being uh very uh vocal about this. there are protesters who are surrounding. the Roosevelt Hotel where Eric Adams is. housing hundreds of migrants and then.

screaming send them back which is this. is unnecessary I think I don't know what. if this helps but there are people. screaming send them back uh let's let's. see this clip. it's not a lot of people.

yeah so this is not. this is not ideal and uh. [Applause]. but it's it's uh they're angry they're. angry and they're unhappy and uh there's. nothing more they can uh do except a. yell. and um is Curtis Lee went out involved. this guy well Curtis Sliwa by the way is. one of the famous criminals in New York. Liars. um who's made up fake instances of crime.

that he solved people saved people from. um he's a colorful character but he's uh. you know he just makes up it's a. little Hassan Minaj action where it's. like he believes in the emotional truth. of the scenario and let's see what uh he. has to say he's always excited when. there's something he doesn't have to. make up Curtis Sliwa he literally made. up stories uh of crimes on the subway. that were happening where he would jump. in and save people with his group the. guardian angels so now he gets really.

excited when there's real news and he is. he's a mayoral candidate and he's angry. about the migrants and what let's see. what his solution is. we will. make for what they have done to us. day and our country America president. [Applause].

it's so funny you see like there's like. an old hippie holding the no mic the the. greatest uh thing you've seen over the. last like I don't know let's say. four years has been like hippies. becoming Die Hard Republicans like old. like Ben and Jerry's style protesting.

the Vietnam War hippies are now at these. marches with like the America First. People certainly it's it's a long life. many of those hippies who lived to this. point have now gone uh right wing I. don't know what this does I don't think. this helps anybody. uh screaming send them back and no. migrants these people have nothing. and one of the reasons they have nothing. is that we went around the world. destabilizing a lot of their countries. we went around pursuing this crazy.

policy of like regime change in Libya in. Syria all these places that have sent. boatloads of people into Europe This is. not news to anyone that doesn't mean. that we can take in the entire world but. I don't the complexity of that seems to. be lost on these people that are in the. street with signs as it usually is. um. and the migrants what's funny is the. migrants are actually the ones that are. in the hotels it was an article I think. it was in the post and they're they're.

talking about uh they're talking about. how unhappy they are with the food they. like any everything else but they're. basically like hey like this one woman. goes we came here uh she's a Russian she. goes we came here to avoid mobilization. for the war said Leela usmanov who fled. Russia with her husband and she goes we. have three kids 16 10 and three. we don't want to fight against our own. ukrainians or Russians same people she. goes we're grateful to the US government.

but complain that the food the city was. providing at the Swanky Hotel turned. shelter was less than nutritious my. husband and I have high blood sugar and. the food isn't very good for us our kids. don't want to eat it. she also added come here in the evening. and you will see a giant pile of wasted. food they're throwing out 90 of the food. here isn't eaten well welcome to America. welcome this is uh you're gonna get. poisoned they're gonna get put another. guy goes you've been here three months.

it's only temporary until I could get a. work permit and find some work all I. want to do is start working and build a. life. he said of the shelter this is a huge. help it's clean it's safe but then he. goes on as well to complain about the. food he goes they're good with the kids. they're very attentive but he goes You. Know listen we can't eat the food here. he goes it's it's not good it's not good. for our kids. um you know he goes we don't have a. kitchen the food isn't good for the kids.

we would rather make our own food so. everybody all of these uh migrants by. the way these are the most desperate. people on the planet at the moment they. have nothing they have nothing and their. main problem is American Cuisine that's. how bad the food is in this country. that's a absolutely terrible the food is. in this country they would rather starve. or go hungry than eat the food and and. God only knows what we're providing them.

by the way God only knows what they're. getting we're probably giving them pop. arts and chicken nuggets they. are getting. what we feed our children I mean it's. not something that we don't feed our own. kids but they're so horrified which is. again it's like this should wake. Americans up like Americans should get. woken up by this they should go the most. desperate people in the world refuse to. eat our food they can't eat the food.

they go this is poison how is everyone. eating this this is actually poison. and Americans have been so desensitized. and people a lot of people have just. given up and when you have a family you. got to feed them and you got to go to. grocery stores you gotta buy this. whatever Tyson churns out or. whatever Dole or whatever these. companies are doing you gotta buy it but. it's so hilarious to me that people that. are here for like five minutes eat it.

and they spit it out they go no no this. is poison we can't we can't give this to. our children this is crazy and uh you. know it's I this is like when we drop. those care packages on Afghanistan while. they were blowing we were blowing them. up and we dropped like you know fun dip. and Pop-Tarts on Afghans and they were. like go for it don't worry about the war. we got you covered here we go and we're. just bombing them with Reese's Peanut. Butter Cups and all of those people were.

just entirely like what the is it. if you give our food to anyone else no. matter how bad their lot in life is if. you give our food to anyone they're. stunned they're shocked by it they can't. even believe it they don't if you bring. people over here and these people aren't. from Europe it's not like they were. living in France they're not wealthy. there's about people that lived in an. Italian Villa these are people that were. ran out of their country by a flood or a.

crazy government and they're still going. what the are you giving our. children to eat they care more than. people that live in this country about. the food they care more. on Sunday the post reported that at. least 41 migrants have been arrested on. charges including domestic violence at. The Roosevelt Hotel shelter on East 45th. that's well this is the food this is. what happens uh with the food. well this isn't good it's not good when.

people start beating each other up. you're you just got here you gotta wait. a little bit to start hitting your wife. you have to wait you can't just go right. into hitting your wife uh it's it's not. gonna work. it's a bad situation they've known about. how bad this is for a while. uh and they didn't they don't really. report on it now it's gotten so bad that. the dam is about to break so like every.

newspaper in New York City is going what. do we do. let's talk about how long they're giving. them now I mean look at this this is. great somebody defended the meal saying. the migrants were well fed we give them. really good food here vegetables. nutritious stuff. these people don't know what good food. is they're we give them great food here. we give them vegetables. it's nutritious I'm telling you if you. saw what we're feeding these people. I don't know what it is but it it should.

be a wake-up call for everybody in this. country with a family who's feeding. their children how bad uh things are. getting out there. how bad it is with the food that people. that were literally being beaten in. other countries are. commenting now none of these people have. work permits none of them could work. and and now Eric Adams is saying they're. only there for 30 minutes.

I'm sorry 30 days. 30 days and then they're out. and then they're gone and they're on the. street. and. it's like what are they supposed to do. 30 days in City run facilities. 30. that's it and then and then good luck. and then you're just here now. you're just here like everybody else.

trying to figure it out so they're. dumping thousands of migrants onto the. street soon by the way this is coming. soon this is coming like the next uh few. weeks. the mayor called the move another step. in our effort to help Asylum Seekers. take the next step in their Journeys. what if what what it what is he talking. about the next step in their Journey. I mean is this like a a self-help book.

The Next Step In Their Journey that's. the type of language you use for like. middle class white kids. whose parents are like asking them to. leave because they're 27 and they need. to start their own life these. people have no idea what the hell to do. this is the most expensive city in. America. how the are they gonna survive they. have to take the next step in their. journey and really start to listen to.

themselves and self-actualize and. basically figure out what they want to. do and who are you on the inside I mean. this is not the language you use for. people that are at the lowest point in. their life that have nothing. this is not the language you use this is. the language that is used for people. that have been coddled and privileged. their entire life and you're like listen. buddy I I mean that's like when my. friend was getting kicked out of his. house by his parents who were like it's. time that you get the out of here. they said like that literally they.

were like it's time to take the next. step in your journey it's your journey. and it's time to take the next step and. it's exciting and and by the way his. mother used to be like it's exciting and. he'd stare at him and she goes exciting. you should be excited you're about to. step out there in the world and have. your own life it's like what are these. people going to do. don't speak English they come from.

countries where they're allowed to hit. their wife and now they're here and. they're getting arrested for domestic. violence imagine that imagine the shock. of a behavior that is absolutely allowed. not saying it's good but it's absolutely. loud and in those countries when the. wife steps out of line she gets. reprimanded this is not right this is. what happens now they come here and they. get arrested for domestic violence are. completely thrown they're completely. thrown I'm sure there's good people that.

aren't hitting their wives. but this is just a different culture and. the idea that like we're talking to them. like this she's uh they're 23 year olds. that just graduated Oberlin College it's. time to take the next step in your. journey it's your journey it's like a. woman who's there with a big black and. blue on her eye and we just arrested her. husband for domestic violence and she's. like I actually need him to pay some of. these bills I don't really work I cook. and I get hit that's what I do I don't. work so can you get him back because now.

I'm I I kind of you know. you know it's it's it's weird. seeing these like these are the worst. policies possible. and the worst way to handle the. situation if you want to take people in. you have to give them and I know people. are going to hate me saying this you. have to give them a minimum of like six. months you can't cannot happen in one. month. and if you're gonna do it I'm not saying.

even this right to do I'm not even. saying that we can do it but if you're. gonna do it. my I I couldn't figure this city out I'm. a white guy I I came from a a a. community that was 45 minutes outside of. New York it took me years to figure out. New York City where I could survive. and that's a guy that spoke the language. able-bodied worked and it was still. tough it was still like apartment to. apartment room to room it's brutally.

expensive very difficult. and now we're basically telling these. people who just got here. we're basically saying to them. in 60 days we're gonna stop feeding you. we're gonna kick you out of the hotel. and I know it sucks. to stay in the hotel with all the. migrants I know it sucks I'm gonna be. honest with you I know it's not fun. I know it's not fun. I get it I'm not one of these people. that's gonna pretend that it's fun when.

you're living in an apartment building. you spend a shitload of money on your. apartment and you're or your condo or. whatever it is and then it's being. overrun by people nobody likes that. doesn't matter who they are by the way. it doesn't matter if they were college. kids from Nashville if they were white. college kids from Nashville they were. throwing uh parties or whatever they. were doing they were being loud they. were nobody would want it New York is. about escaping from people when you can.

on the street you can't it's mobbed on. the subway you can't it's mob there's. nothing for you to do. but when you go back to your own space. that you pay dearly for you just don't. want people in your space people hate. other people can we get back to that. people truly they like the idea of other. people they like a few people but they. don't like a lot of people that they. don't know no one likes that I live in a. building where you know I spend part of.

my time here I walk out you know my no. one makes eye contact nobody looks at. each other. nobody acknowledges each other because. what's the point. that's the real what is the point of. acknowledging this stranger in the hall. there is no point we're not going to be. good friends we're not going to spend. holidays together we're not going to. care if the other one is found dead none. of that's gonna matter and we know that.

New York is. Tough by Design and the people that live. here. you know they put up some walls and. they're like listen I gotta work I gotta. survive I like the things the city. provides but I don't have the time. to emotionally invest in every single. person I meet and that's different if. you live in the south you live in other. places where you meet so many fewer. people that they become more important.

in New York you're constantly passing. people in the hallway of your building. on a train in the lobby of your office. building you can't invest emotionally in. all of these people so it is a city. where people just. you know they they kind of keep to. themselves to a degree. so this idea that you're just gonna. throw all these migrant families into. condominiums or hotels and that it's. going to work out.

and the people are going to be excited. about it's not true it's not true. um you know and I I just don't think. this was well thought out. and it's gonna get worse because now. they're on the street now you're gonna. put them on the street. because no one has any idea what to do. nobody has any idea what to do there's. enough space in this country but they. can't be here. they cannot be here. and I know that people are going to go. well isn't that a little that's a little.

hypocritical because New York is pretty. liberal and you say yeah of course I. understand that. if we're gonna take him in we gotta put. him somewhere else. we got it we have so I was in Iowa. recently. and I was just driving and thank you to. everyone who came out to that casino and. I was just driving and it was just corn. fields and. hey. I'm I'm I'm not saying.

that. you know I'm not trying to. dump our problem on aisle but put it put. him there put him there. put them in the Great Plains put them in. areas where there's nothing. and you know let them do what they do. and we we just can't deal with it here. can't happen here. I think we should do a moratorium on all. this stuff I don't think we could really. take that many people in anymore I think. it's going to completely destroy.

the fabric of society because what's. gonna happen is. people. are going to start. feeling fearful. of. the rapidly changing environment they. live in and when that happens people. then become. very readily. um. willing to. start bringing in very Draconian.

measures. to ensure their safety and their family. safety and if you like living in a free. Society like if you like a society. that's free where you're not hassled all. the time people are not asking you for. information all the time there's not. checkpoints everywhere you're not living. in this dystopian horror show you have. to put a limit on the amount of people. that you can absorb because the more and.

more people that come in the more more. fearful full people are the more the. crime rate goes up the more homelessness. becomes. um more apparent around them people are. going to say let's do it I'm for it. let's get the checkpoints let's start. asking people for their papers let's. start doing all this stuff we got to. figure out who's who. you know and and it's more and more. security measures that will be. instituted and there's nothing you could.

do. there's nothing really to do other than. that if you're going to let everybody in. if you're going to let everybody in. you're gonna have to have more cops. more security. and it's going to feel a lot less free. which is not good. maybe they'll leave when the if once. they realize the food is not changing. and the corporations that own the. companies that make the food will not be. changing. so maybe after a few months in New York.

City Schools when their kids are 300. pounds and they come back and they say. actually I'm non-binary now maybe. they'll go we gotta go home maybe and. maybe that's why it's actually good the. country's in the state it's in. maybe you shouldn't change the schools. maybe you should start sex changes on. these migrant family kids immediately so. that they go oh we gotta get the. out of here. I love Helix mattresses anyone that. comes and visits my house goes what. mattress is that and then they all get.

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mean this folks this you know if we're. gonna have if you're gonna put bring. more and more people in get ready for. the bot and the security robot and by. the way I just try to get on the good. side of these things they're not going. away they're not going away you couldn't. scream and yell about the autonomous bot. that will now Patrol the subway your. only job if you live in New York is to. get on the good side of the bot because. that's not going away that there's no. look how happy that cop is standing next.

to that bot look how thrilled he is that. they can blame someone else besides him. they will that bot will start pushing. people onto the sub way tracks and look. how thrilled the cut they're all happy. with the but this is all they've wanted. since the George Floyd stuff they just. go just bring in the machines please. please someone else to blame bring in. the Bots bring in the autonomous. bringing the K5 whatever they call it. they're thrilled if if you're a cop in.

this city this is your partner now this. is who you blame everything on oh my God. you're gonna be like no no this is the. K5 okay this is the K5 there's not going. to be uh a situation by the way where. this will not be used they are gonna use. this for everything it's starting in the. subway but then it'll be on the street. it's gonna be on the street it's you're. just gonna see it it's gonna go it's. gonna go by it's gonna turn around and. look at you it's gonna do like a sensor. thing and then it's gonna decide what.

it's gonna do. so try to get on the good side of the K5. bot if you can. um because. you know Mark radlin a restaurant. manager says it looks like an oversized. version of R2D2 a Droid from the Star. Wars films I don't know what it's. supposed to be. I don't know what it's supposed to be it. looks like a trash can on Wheels stop. insulting it stop on it I'm. telling you. stop. it's from a california-based maker night.

scope. night scope describes it as a quote. fully autonomous outdoor security robot. a fully autonomous outdoor security. robot it's currently used in hospitals. malls airports warehouses and casinos. and it will soon be deployed to Times. Square subway station the city's busiest. underground Transit Hub it's armed with. four cameras it will record video but. not audio it will employ facial.

recognition at uh you know so they're. just gonna they're gonna be able to. identify you immediately. and it's about the cost of leasing it. averages out to about nine dollars per. hour nice and cheap. our mayor the good Eric Adams says this. is below minimum wage no bathroom breaks. no meal breaks. they're all in on the bot they're all in. on it they are thrilled they're good. because cops are quitting now cops got I.

don't want to do this or you know. some cities are are are allocating some. of the police budget somewhere else and. now we have the fully autonomous bot. who can do facial recognition on you. I see the bot can't. the Bots this is the first step the. first stage of the bot. the bot can't restrain you yet. the bot can't do anything to you yet. this is the first bot the bot will only.

get better and night scope don't think. knightscope didn't have that. conversation don't think knightscope. didn't go by the way this is only the. demo this is only our first bot we have. bots in production that can do things. you know all the cops and Eric Adams are. sitting in a in a conference room and. night scope whatever the hell that is. based in California night scope has a.

video monitor on the wall and it's just. Transformer style Bots pinning people to. the wall and chucking them and. I'm telling you the cops are ear to ear. Smiles Eric Adams is like and how much. will these guys do this for they're like. it's nine an hour we can maybe get it. down to six maybe the Bots that attack. people will be 15. maybe the Bots that. have the full capacity to restrain. people that might be 15. but they're all.

sitting there they're all very excited. because they know this is just the. beginning they know it's just the. beginning and don't think it's uh by the. way it's any type of coincidence that we. have this migrant crisis and now we have. the Bots coming in because all you. people need to accept the pot and the. only way they're going to accept the bot. is if they're going to their house and. they see all of these people lurking in. the streets and now they're going to be. intense they're desperate we've thrown. them out of the hotels they don't know. what to do they're desperate they're. hungry they can't get any services from.

the government what are they going to do. they're going to go well that lady's got. a pocketbook that guy might have a. wallet and things could get dicey and. that's when they start going and here. are the Bots here are the Bots and uh. yeah I just wish I could have been a fly. on the wall for the meeting when they. went into the NYPD and they said meet. your new partner K-5. and those guys are like yeah but what. could K5 really do he's got facial.

recognition you know and they go yeah. this is the first generation they go you. know iPhones right in the cops are like. yeah I know iPhones you know how when. the first one came out it couldn't do. much didn't really have a great camera. you know you couldn't do much and then. every generation of the phone got better. and better and better and more capable. and now you can't live without your. phone if you don't have your phone even. for several minutes you freaked the. out. that's what we're gonna do with the bot.

every generation of the K5 what do you. think the K7 is going to do it's the K5. can identify you on the street and can. use facial recognition to know who you. are what do you think the K7 what about. the K9 the K9 should be one that looks. like a dog for fun. what do you think the canines gonna do. the K10. I mean if you all live long enough. you'll live long enough to see the k-15. now the k-15s job is to basically sense.

you're gonna commit a crime before you. commit it and then get you down and then. deactivate you on the street before. you're able to do anything. it's it's uh terrifying but you gotta. embrace it so get on the good side. because it's not going away get on the. good side of the K5 however you're gonna. do it pet it rub it when you walk in go. hello okay fot like just start being. obedient. to the fully autonomous security bot in. the subway start being obedient and.

maybe he'll record because he's gonna. record everything by the way they're. gonna record your reactions they have. facial recognition they know exactly who. you are so if you're like one of these. people that's like you K5 the KA is. gonna remit they're gonna pull the file. up as soon as they see you when they're. gonna go oh that guy was really nice to. K5 he was kind of a he called K5 a. he spit on K5 that wasn't really. nice I think this guy's a problem I. think this guy needs a little attitude. adjustment he was very nasty him and his. friends actually kicked K5 for no.

goddamn reason I'm K-8 poor K5 didn't. know how to handle these guys I know K8. knows exactly what to do so whatever you. do around these Bots just know it will. be recorded for future use it will. absolutely be recorded it's going into a. database any anti-social behavior that. you display around K5 is going to be. remembered by K9 K10 and k11. they're. going to be able to pull it up and go. you know what. you weren't really a team player when we.

rolled out our little brother K5 were. you no we actually pulled up your file. and we just watched some of your. behavior and you know what we're not. excited they'll follow you home they're. gonna follow you home they'll follow you. home it's it this is all happening this. is all happening you may not like it but. it's all gonna happen so my advice to. you while you can get in good with K5 if. I ever see K5 I'm going to just be like. hello K5 thank you for coming to our. city I love you K5 look at K5 and go I.

love you K5 because that's gonna get. saved they are going to record. everything that you do and they're go. and all the generations of the security. Bots will remember it. if they're gonna remember it so just. know that Mr Adams who once patrolled. the Subways as a Transit cop was elected. on a promise to reduce crime without. violating New Yorkers civil rights he. supports using technology to enhance law. enforcement the mayor returned in August.

from a trip to Israel always good news. where he saw how law enforcement there. uses drones in conjunction with. motorcycle and I love by the way that we. go to Israel Israel and Palestine have. been fighting forever and ever they have. a very tense security situation and it. should not be the model for our country. our country should not we should not. model anything after the Gaza Strip. there's no way that we should model. policing in Columbus Ohio after the most. volatile region in the world so whenever.

anybody gets back from a trip to Israel. the most volatile region in the world. and they were there to talk about. security that's no good that's not good. they come back and they're like well. we've I mean listen you take El Al the. airline and it is you it is the most. secure you ever feel flying because they. do these crazy and it's understandable. because they've lived with this threat. of political instability and terrorism. for a very very long time right not.

notwithstanding their their role in that. I'm not going into that right now what. I'm saying is that modeling our security. situation after the most volatile place. in the world is only going to get. everybody's civil rights snatched away. Mr Adams is also a promoted proponent of. digidog a robotic dog that is deployed. in emergency situations such as building. collapses. there's nothing better in a building. collapse than a robotic dog. we've all seen digidog there's digidog.

right there so Digi dog. by the way notice how all this stuff. they're all lying all the time they're. like uh Digi dog is for the building. collapse what does anyone believe that. does anyone believe the only time you're. gonna see digidog is in the. once every 10-year building how many. buildings are collapsing in the city. that you need an army of digital dogs. but this is the way the Press is writing. it up they're like no did you dogs here. for the tsunami. and the building collapses and uh if.

there's uh you know the earthquakes at. New York City uh experiences once every. 400 years that's that's why we have. digidog no no no we have a fully. autonomous robot dog. for the building collapse so that if. you're in the rubble of a building that. has just collapsed and you are comforted. by this uh Digi dog. so it's not going to do anything else. so Digi dog's not gonna do it you smoke. a weed on a park bench did you dog's not. gonna show up out of nowhere.

digidog's not gonna show up. is that is that what we believe there's. gonna be no Digi dog in other situations. I think there might be I think digidog. might find his way out of the building. collapse and into your life but notice. how this is all brought out it's all. brought out in a very positive helpful. let's see we're saving money we're. saving money and there's building. collapses and don't you want to get. saved by a digital dog watch this. article New York City officials unveiled. three new high policing devices Tuesday.

including a robotic dog that critics. called creepy. when it was first debuted two and a half. years ago the new devices which also. include a GPS tracker for stolen cars. and a cone-shaped security robot will be. rolled out in a manner that is. transparent consistent and always done. in close collaboration with the people. we serve. digidog is out of the pound said Eric. Adams a Democrat thank God our man this. is what happens when the mayor's on coke. and you could just hand the mayor an.

eight ball and go sit down we got a lot. of cool stuff we're about to show you. he's sitting there he's like. did your dog is now part of the tool kit. that we are using by the way is there. any is there anything worse than that by. the way all you need is to not let. criminals out of jail you need bail laws. that actually makes sense you need areas. to be adequately policed you need cops. to be uh adequately trained we've all. decided we can't do any of that we've. all decided we can't do any of that. bring on K5 and digidog by the way. because we've decided we can't do it we. can't train police we can't tell them to.

just not shoot innocent black people in. the face we can't figure out a way to. give criminals the appropriate amount of. bails none of this can be done it it. can't be done we've given up it's not. going to work human beings have failed. it's not going to happen what's going to. happen is we're gonna bring on robots. and digital dogs and that's gonna be the. way we're gonna do it. a few loud people were opposed to it and. we took a step back the mayor said this. is not how I operate I operate on. looking at what's best for the city.

Adam said that the remote controlled. 70-pound digidog will be deployed in. Risky situations like hostage standoff. starting this summer if you have a. barricaded suspect if you have someone. that's inside a building that is armed. instead of sending police there you're. going to send digidog so when they're. rolling all this stuff out they have to. describe all of these crazy situations. that barely if ever it never happened. it's like uh when we had the ticking. Time Bomb scenario when we were just. torturing people randomly in underground.

prisons and we were going yeah but the. ticking time bomb and then they made the. sum of all fears that dumb movie and. we're gonna buy with a nuke the baseball. game well it's the ticking Time Bomb. situation because there's the nuke and. there's this guy this limo driver knows. where the nuke is and we gotta torture. him so we can find out what would you do. in a ticking Time Bomb so they always. arrange this stuff so that you think. well this is of course this is NASA of. course why wouldn't we have a Labyrinth.

of secret portrait prisons why wouldn't. that make sense. there it's a ticking Time Bomb scenario. would you use I remember when I was. growing up like people were running for. president they would ask John Kerry. they'd be like wouldn't you use torture. if there was a ticking Time Bomb. scenario now by the way we all know in a. ticking Time Bomb scenario this country. Would Do Anything by the way we would do. anything. um at all it's it's crazy to even think. that we would like hold back in that. rare so far imaginary scenario.

of a ticking Time Bomb the idea that we. wouldn't torture somebody with a ticking. time is hilarious but this is like the. way they're rolling that digital they're. like well you know this. hostage standoff uh police. first of all ditchy dog again. someone killed there Digi dog doesn't. care you're supposed to have a hostage. negotiate did anyone stop this idiot. mayor and go uh actually uh mayor Adams.

you're supposed to have a hostage. negotiator who talks to the person who's. holding the person hostage not a a dog. you're not supposed to send a robot dog. we weren't sending real dogs to high. were we sending canines into hostage. negotiation situations yeah you got a. bunch of hostages send in the Shepherds. no one was doing that nobody was doing. that you're supposed to send it a human. being who's trained in this tactic which.

is very difficult of getting someone to. walk out of that building without. killing anyone or themselves. and now they're like well. the tracking system called star Chase. will allow police to launch a GPS tag. that will attach itself to a stolen cars. that officers can track the vehicle's. location. okay well that's fine. I don't have a problem with people not. getting a car stolen the autonomous. security robot which atoms compared to a. Roomba will be deployed inside the Times.

Square subway station in a seven month. pilot program starting this summer. the device is already being used in. shopping centers and it'll be first. joined by a human partner that's great. that's good news. so K5 is going to have some racists from. Staten Island teaching them all about. okay five you see these people they're. different you better watch them. American royalty tour is on the road.

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kids and famous people have gone uh it's. very sad uh it's like the school of. choice for the elite of La drive by it. all the time. three three children have died by. Suicide unfortunately in the past. six months. and uh. it's very difficult. um to be a teenager in the age of social. media. and there's all these studies coming out. now about how bad social media is for.

children especially when they're. developing. uh the first was a girl in the sophomore. class. a few months later a senior boy a third. a rising Junior. took himself out during the summer. I mean people were freaking out says one. Alum they were calls to cancel the. school year but they didn't. quote it's tragic but not terribly.

surprising that students are feeling. pressured from academic expectations and. this whole La lifestyle. you know it's difficult. it's a difficult the more recent alums. are colder than they are. like they've had a hard life there's a. tremendous amount of pressure I think on. certain kids my parents put very little. pressure on me which also not great. um but many kids uh their Excellence is. demanded of them because the family they.

come from or. and they end up not being able to some. kids really care what their parents. think about them God. and that's lovely that's maybe kind of. sweet it really is like they really care. about Legacy and expectations and I've. let my father down and I I mean there. was there's nothing I can relate to less. than that. there's not anything I can relate to. less than that thing of like letting my. parents I never cared I was always like. I'm doing my own thing and.

win or lose it is what it is my life. completely I'm not upholding any but. there are kids out there. that live in the shadow of their parents. and they can't handle it and a lot of. them probably go to that school. and their parents are I mean it's tragic. listen anytime somebody as a teenager. takes their life it's still I I'm not. even gonna make a joke about it because. it is that up and sad. and the the you know the parents are.

probably going through hell and and you. know probably a lot of them are going we. put too much pressure. on the students and listen this you know. if you are rich it doesn't necessarily. mean you are happy. and if you are if your parents are rich. it doesn't necessarily mean your home. life is good. in fact. really the happiest people I know were. always middle class people people that. weren't broke but also weren't loaded. that way they they life had consequences.

it had meaning you know their decisions. meant something. um but they weren't desperate. but they didn't have an endless supply. of money they didn't have a legacy name. to uphold. they weren't like. you know characters in a movie they were. allowed to be full human beings and when. you're a teenager that's really. important. um.

it's tough to get into an Ivy League. school these days. and it's tough and a lot of times if you. don't get into an Ivy League school. you let your family down. and they're upset and maybe they're not. even. outwardly upset it's just kind of like a. disappointment my friend who's a rich. kid said the thing about those families. is there's not a lot of raw emotion. that comes out a lot of it is kind of.

this passive aggressive quiet. disappointment that eats at you even. more than if someone was like what the. is wrong with you. they just don't do that a lot of these. people are not built to have that type. of. emotional release. so they just hold everything in. and again I'm not I don't know why these. three kids did this I'm only. extrapolating is this La mag. they're extrapolating too.

I know the community of Harvard West. Lake is struggling to find a reason said. Richard Lieberman the lead Suicide. Prevention expert for the public school. system in LA and that is the struggle of. survivors but no one person and no one. thing is ever to blame for suicide. perhaps. perhaps but. maybe there is I don't know. it's very difficult I think in the next. few years if like as a country we're. going to have to cut out.

some of the social media man for. children it's it's going to get really. bad I think if you don't do that and you. don't start taking control over what. your kids watch. they're going to end up in this position. where you know they're incredibly. depressed they're incredibly anxious. and you got there's there's two things. you could do with your kids you gotta. either kind of pull them off this stuff. or you got to make them really hot. really cool. truly. if you're gonna let them you know what. you got to make it really hot and really. cool you gotta make them into a.

product you gotta make them into the. Envy of all the world you do and if you. have the patience to do that you have. the skill set to turn your children into. the coolest people. that's one thing that many people don't. many people are just working they don't. have the time and it's unfortunate. because their kids are going to go on. social media and eventually some of them. are going to off themselves and that's. terrible. so if you have the opportunity to sit.

down with your kids and go listen we got. to get you to a place where I feel. comfortable sending you out into this. world not being a total loser I. got to feel comfortable sending you into. this world. someone who's cool. and who's respected and people like that. way you're not going to end up in this. situation. I don't know but these people seem cool. these people seem cool. that's a thing right. none of my friends have off themselves.

it is shocking I am so shocked that none. of my friends have shot themselves in. the head do you know how many reasons. there are for a lot of people I know to. off themselves. I mean. thousands and yet none of them have done. it none of them have done it. and these three kids at a Prep. School in L.A probably about to have. great lives.

so to me that says social media. and that says. maybe family Dynamics are a big problem. maybe chemical depression or whatever. but nobody I know nobody I know not one. person not one person. that I know has taken their own life and. that says a lot that says a lot. because there's ample reasons for a lot. of people I know to not be here anymore. and they are still here and they are.

still texting and they are still. concerning themselves with nonsense and. it would be you know understandable it's. I'm not I don't want it to happen God. forbid but it would be it would be so. understandable the response to many of. my friends all of themselves would be. this well of course. that would be the response of course so. this is actually really creepy. and it points to the fact that we've got. this very destructive force in society.

that is making kids depressed it's. making them anxious it's telling them. everybody hates them there's cyber. bullying they're looking at other. people's lives that are better they're. making themselves crazier than they are. there's bipolar influencers now I mean. there's borderline personality. influencers that's a that's a genre of. the internet now there are people that. are getting clout based on the. exploration of their borderline. personality disorder and then there's. people that don't have borderline. personality disorder convincing.

themselves that they do. you know I mean I know a guy on. Instagram he's an eczema influencer I. kid you not he's a hot guy. he's a hot dude on igne he has eczema. and he just pulls his hand out and he. goes a lot of people don't know what. eczema is or a lot of people confuse. eczema with something else and a lot of. people are just like hey man why is your. hand up it's like dude just put. cream on it the rest of you is fine what. is this but it's his relatability to.

people because he's a hot guy and he's. going what do I what am I going to talk. about and you know you can think about. Fitness maybe you're brilliant and you. talk about politics or whatever I don't. know but he's going I guess I'll do. eczema. so he's got his red hand up it's going. like yeah people are calling me lizard. hand but like here's what eczema is and. so all of these things. all of these people when you're young. you're impressionable you're looking at. this you're looking at the borderline.

personality influence you may be. convincing yourself that things are. worse than they are. especially if you're 15 years old you. may be on the internet go maybe things. are worse than they are maybe I have. this maybe I have that maybe I'm all. over the place and you might your. parents might need to just get involved. and really shut it off kids should not. have phones in school number one they. should go in Yonder bags like comedy. clubs kids should not be on their phones. in school all day that's crazy. kids should have social media limited.

Big Time parents should kind of get more. involved as to what their kids are. looking at online. and I'm not saying it's bad the people. that have mental health struggles are. sharing those struggles on the internet. I'm saying that when you take Mental. Health. and then you take the need for clout. social acceptance all of these things. status and you merge them you can have a. big problem you want to belong you join. a community doesn't mean you should be.

in the community but you're in it. you're 15 you're like hey man I might be. in this this might be my bag I might be. with the borderline kids borderline gang. it that's maybe what's going on. we didn't know how up we were. when we were kids that that was good we. didn't know I up we could have. been diagnosed with a million things. we could have been diagnosed with a. million things we barely knew how. up we were we didn't know and that it's.

very interesting that a lot of the. people. that I was surrounded myself with. figured out some type of life because. they weren't burdened from their. youngest age thinking about all the. ailments they might have well the. psychological conditions that were. available to them as a means to. potentially belonging or joining a group. that doesn't mean people don't have. legit psychological problems but it does. mean that like you know at the end of. the day it's like. let's you know maybe it's a doctor that. should diagnose you maybe you shouldn't.

be diagnosing yourself on the tick tock. discover page but it's really sad. um what happened to those three uh. children at. Harvard Westlake it is. sad I I do I am aware that poor children. also die but I don't care.