Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Hope all of you are enjoying your summer. We have one month left. And then it will be over. And then it ends. And then. you are back into the hellish grind. Many of you are still there right now, actually. I don't know why I'm even saying that. Many of you are still in that hellish grind, really, truly. Many of you are there and this summer means nothing. The summer means nothing to most people, unless the summer meant nothing to me for many years.

until I had a little bit of money. And the summer means a lot when you're a kid. and then nothing again until you have a dollar. It's true. When you're young, it's like summer matters. Great. I'm out of school. It's a beautiful day. I'm going to the beach. And then summer just becomes. hellish and hot. And then if you don't have the resources to enjoy it.

and you don't live by a body of water. and the body of water you live by is, you know, it's like, it's not swimmable because a lot. of people live by a body of water. It's like a stagnant pond. with brain eating amoeba. And it's like the dumping ground of the key, you know, the local chemical company. You know, so summer then just, it just becomes hot. I remember for years, summer was just unbearably hot. and miserable and you would sit in your car.

and you would stick to the leather. And I remember one summer many years ago, Burger King came out with a bacon sundae. Get that up. There was a bacon Sunday and it wasn't good. And it, it came out. and they had it one year during the summer. and it was a Sunday with the bacon on it. Vanilla soft serve hot fudge caramel bacon crumbles. and a full strip of bacon released in June 2012 for 249.

The 510 calorie treat was part. of the summer barbecue promotional menu. before being quickly discontinued. And it was 2012 and it was hot. and they gave you the bacon Sunday. It was a Sunday with a full strip of bacon on it. You'd eat it in your car. And that's, you know, now this summer there's a lot. of rage bait, meaning like you know, the places like Nantucket.

or out in the Hamptons, people, the amount of money. that it costs to be involved. to any degree in those places is. offensive to people. And you know, the new thing is the food markets. Like everybody's obsessed with these food markets that have. like a $400 melon. or, you know, in California,

Erwan had a $19 strawberry. These are stupid things that are designed to get publicity. and illicit rage from people. I get it. People are like, "Hey, I can't, fill in the blank, feed my kid." And somebody's having one strawberry. for $19. And none of these things are real, you know,

like they are real, they exist, but they're kind of designed to get publicity, to make people mad. And, and then that, then these things go viral. and then people find out about these places. Yeah, melon, a musk melon selling it. to Hampton's grocery store for $400. And I guess it's like some Japanese melon and people. And my friend had it actually. I had a bite of it. Whatever.

It's a fucking melon. Melons suck. And, and there's a backlash, an understandable backlash against this type of consumption. They call it conspicuous consumption. People that, you know, people talking about the status. of going to this grocery store. and spending this amount of money on. lobster salad and da, da, da, da, da.

And that's why I feel like the vibes in New York City are a. lot better than the vibes out east on Long Island. Because there's been a turn. Mamdani is the mayor. He's very popular. The young folks are going to the left. and they look at the Hamptons and they kind of go, "Ugh, yuck." And to their, to their credit. and to, to give credit where credit is due, the, the silliness of people running. around all these high end grocery stores trying.

to best each other the, the lines that, you know, how long the line is to get something. and really overpriced mediocre shit, which is. what a lot of it is. And the status of saying you did it. and that influencer culture of showing people you did it. It is a direct contradiction to. the way people behaved with money for many, many years in this country, which is they tried to chill.

They tried to be a little quiet about having some money. Now these people are, they're, they're, they're basically going, "Cut off my head." They're tempting you. They're going, "Cut off my head. I want my head cut off. I'm taking caviar and I'm putting it on a potato chip. and then I'm eating it through my ass. Not even my mouth. I have ass, there's food for my ass.".

And they're, they're tempting you. They're going, "Come and lob my head off. and watch it roll down the street like a bowling ball. Chill it out. Calm it down." People are angry out there. They're hot under the collar. Understandably so. Stop advertising how much you spend on bullshit. and the influencer culture, which infects everything.

It's like a disease with no no treatment, really. The only way to treat it is to line them up and kill them. And I'm not for that. But the, you know, Nantucket just banned all these. influencers because they go into the restaurant, they start TikToking, they start doing all this. And the people go, "Hey man, you're ruining the experience of people. We don't want you in here. We don't want you behaving like this. And, and what are you going to do? So you could ban them.

or you, you, you can line them up. and kill them to make a point.". But a lot of these businesses are depending on these people. that run in there with the phone. and go, "Now I'll post every now. and then a few photos from a restaurant." I go, "This is a good restaurant." You know, I, I, I, I think that's a nice thing to do. I don't have a, you know, I have a million followers, whatever, but it's like, that's not my job. My friend has a restaurant in Sang Harbour. It's very good. I put it on Instagram. I go, go here. It's good.

But this is not my job day in and day out going. and reviewing places. and sticking a phone in the face of the people. that work there, some poor waiter. or waitress who's doing their job. And then you're sticking a phone in their face going, tell me what's going on. People have had enough of this. Yeah, our influencers barred from this Nantucket shop. The store owner said no influencer sign was meant. to be tongue in cheek and it spurred a heated debate.

Here's what people are getting sick of. They're getting sick of this. constant need. The, the way people behave now. When people have a phone in their hand, it's like they, they, they, they have the licence to behave like a monster. They could run in the kitchen. They can start filming people in the restaurant. without their consent.

They can start doing this weird thing. where they start lighting the food at the table. and building a whole production studio at the table to light. a, a dish of scallops. Like the, this is, this is a absurd behaviour. It's obscene. And then this little, this faustian bargain was like, well, the restaurant gets business from these people. that invade the restaurant with their antics. But a lot of people are going, hey man, this is like not cool.

Whatever you're doing, whatever your job is, and I'm not trying to hate on the way people make a living. But if your job involves ruining people's. experience and their, and their night, and you're running around with your phone. and you're acting like a monster, people have the right. to say, hey, you know what we don't want in here? People who are acting like monsters. Is that okay?

Can you for a minute in, for a minute, consider. that you're in an establishment with other people? Can you for a minute consider. that there's other people in the grocery store. where you're deciding to film your video? Can you for one second consider there's a man cheating on. his wife at the table next to you? And he's having sex with someone. and he enjoys her more than his wife. He's not divorcing his wife.

because obviously he would get taken to the cleaners. He's in the wrong. and he doesn't want to lose all of his money. He just wants to have a quiet night with his. 25-year-old secretary and you're there. reviewing the fucking risotto. and he's about to get fucked. His life's about to fall apart. because you cannot keep your camera off people. People's behaviour in public right now.

is out of control. There's no way to justify it. It is a culture where everybody is behaving. Yeah, this was many years, you know, this was a while ago. Or not that long ago actually. Law partner court canoodling. with younger associate in Central Park could lose millions. as lucrative offer reneged. People. So here's what I'm telling you is coming. Here's what's coming. Do you want to know what the, the new luxury item in our country is going to be?

It's not going to be a melon. It's not going. to be lobster salad, which whatever. It's like fine. Lobster salad's good, but enough already. Cut it out. You're, you're telling people, come cut off my head. Cut off my head and rape my dead body. That's not nice. Do you want people taking turns on your dead body. after they've lobbed off your head? No. Here's a new luxury item in the country, privacy.

Privacy is going to be the new luxury item in America. People are going to spend all their money. to get away from the sea of cameras and, and, and, and, and people that are foaming at the mouth, running around, filming people without their consent, running into businesses, making content in these businesses, day in and day out. And listen, I've done comedy sketches, I've done Man on the Street, all that stuff.

I'm not saying that it, it shouldn't be able to happen. But this new thing where people day in. and day out, every moment of the day are, are filming. people and filming in places and, and destroying everybody else's experience. It is, it is, it is gross. And they're capturing people on camera. in private situations. So this is what it's going to be. It's going to be.

People are going to just want and pay for privacy. So these no phones clubs that are all over the place now, these private clubs where people go, "You can't bring in your phone." And these, these, there's going to be no phone restaurants. I'm telling you it's coming. They're, this is all going to happen. They're going to be like, "No filming in the grocery store. Leave us alone." Because this, the trade off is like, "Well, don't you want publicity for your business? You know, yes and no.

If, if we got to get it like this, I don't know if we want it. If this is how we're going to get publicity, you know, I don't know if we want it. because, you know, the people that are here are disturbed. and they don't want to be here anymore. They don't want to be here anymore. because of, of the behaviour. And there's not only this group of influencers that, that have a lot of money doing this. There are people that are now trying to become them. So it's an endless sea of people that take their phones out.

and start broadcasting to the world. what they are doing, where they are, what they are consuming. Why or why not? I wait until I am done before I trash a place. I come here and I trash it. And yes, I do it publicly and people listen to it, but I don't trash it while I'm there. I come here after I've had a meal that I've hated.

or I've met with someone I disliked. or I had an experience that I found off-putting. And then I come here. and I trash it artfully for a living. But I'm not, I don't do it while I'm there. Have a little decency for Christ. Have some sense. So what's going to happen? The married law partner caught in a steamy smooch fest. with a much younger associate in Central Park could lose.

tens of millions of dollars. after a lucrative job offer was reportedly rescinded. Hotshot attorney Nathaniel Cullerton, 45, likely makes at least four million. as a partner at the white shoe law firm, Watchel, Lipton, Rosen & Katz. He was placed on leave amid an investigation into. the viral canoodling clip. Now, by the way, the guy wasn't defrauding anyone. He wasn't acting inappropriately at work. He was not, he was making out. with someone in Central Park or a park.

Was it Central Park? I think it was. Yeah. So what? It was legal. So what? Oh, it was immoral. He has a wife. Who gives a fuck? What business is it of yours? I don't understand. So this guy's put on leave from his job? One, two, three. Get a room. Some TikToker. So this is the thing now, man. People are, this is, people. are going to start getting killed.

TikTokers are going to start getting killed. People are going to start killing people. that are filming them without their consent. The new luxury item in the country is privacy. Find, finding people behaving badly, filming people. that have had a little bit to drink, filming people. that are making out, filming people. that are doing all this stuff is going. to have a real negative impact on their life. And people are just going to create environments. where they can, can go, where they know they're not being filmed. and their activities are not being uploaded to the world.

And that's completely reasonable, by the way. It's completely reasonable. And the backlash, and the reason, because listen, the Hamptons, I never went as a kid. I, I, my parents, we grew up on a very different part of Long Island. You've all heard many of the stories. Where I grew up, none of it had to do with the Hamptons. But the, the school taxes in the Hamptons are pretty low. There are no schools, summer community. For me, it's a very pretty area. The food's decent.

I know Long Island. I have a lot of friends. and family that live in New York. I can get into New York City and do shows and then go out. That's why I lived there. It was never aspirational. I was never like, "I need to live there.". I barely participate in what goes on out there. I go to a few dinners a year. I went to one last night. Very sweet people. Very nice. Very liberal. You know, you're sitting in their. hundred million dollar house. They're very liberal. They're, you know, everyone's raised. Don't you think everyone's raised that? Everyone's racethast. And you're like, "All right, all right, all right. Enough. Enough. Enough.

You're in a house that's a good. 40,000 square feet or whatever. 30,000. Something crazy. And they're lovely people and I love them. and it's very sweet to invite me and, and order food from the local Mexican. restaurant and put it out. It was very sweet. I, you know, perhaps I'd imagine some other type. of cuisine a chef or whatever. It doesn't matter because I get it. It's me. And they're like," It'll be fine. Here's some, here's some guacamole pig, enough. "Um, and then they ask you why. America's so racist or whatever.

I don't know. You know? So they're, they're, they're lovely people. Little out of touch. Little out of touch. Nice kids, nice people. One of the kids goes," Yo, finance is. like, I've realised it's like. "He doesn't talk like that, but he, I'm disguising his friend. But he was like," It's a lot of nepotism. Finance is like a lot of nepotism. It's like a big club of people. that like know each other and invest in each other's. "I'm like," Right, right. Interesting. "You've found that out now, have you? But they're sweet people. They're very nice. You know what I mean? And I'm, I'm very grateful to them.

So I do a few of those things a year, very few. because people, you know, it's not, you become a pet for people. The thing about the Hamptons is you're a pet. You become like a pet. You become like a little, a thing they buy, get at the market. It's like you're a, a comedian. and you know of some political people. So it's like they buy you, you're like next to the melon. So they take, there's the melon for 400. and then you, you're much cheaper. Your Mexican food, a takeout that they throw on a thing. And they pick you up and they,

and then you're, you're like a little toy, a laboo boo. And they, you come in for the evening. and they just like kind of, you know, pepper you. with questions and they go, so do you think it'll be JD. Vance or Marco Rubia? And it's fine. I do. A few times a year I do that. And I have some young friends out there that, you know, that I will hang out with occasionally. And so, but, but the, the reason that people are turning on that area. and the reason people hate it. and the reason that the vibes in New York have been a lot. better, especially since the next one, is.

because people are just tired of. the grotesque display of vulgarity. And that's usually, for many years, the handles was low, it was like more lo-fi, more chill, more relaxed. People did not behave like that. People drove old, beat up cars. They went to the beach. It was a pretty area. And, and, and, and, and the way that it's become Los Angeles or Miami. and the disgusting culture out there has, you know, has made people turn on it. And you should not like it. It shouldn't be a, a,

an aspirational thing in the sense. Listen, it's a beautiful place to live. I like, I like where I live for sure. But it's so expensive. It's so silly. The, there's a childish quality. to what's happening, which is like people going. to grocery stores. You know, the thing about other places, say. what you want about the, the. Cape or Marzi's Vineyard or whatever.

People are sailing and they're doing things. You go to the Kennedy compound, they're, they're sailing. Yeah, sure. Are they cursed? Sure. Whatever. You know, do, do they die all the time? Yeah. But they're doing things that are masculine things. They're, they're sailing and they're, they're swimming and they're out there doing that. And the Hamptons is kind of, that's not really the vibe. It's just a bunch of people like sitting in a humid. backyard complaining. And which, which I fit into. It's fine. But it, the, people are turning on it. And, and there's an anger and it's justifiable. And part of it is because people, you know, really,

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We all used to look at those people. and go, there's something wrong with them. No, no, no. There might be something wrong with us. Because how many times do you leave your house. and you're sitting somewhere or you're out, you're walking, you're doing whatever and you go, I don't need to be here. This was a mistake. This was a mistake. You see someone filming a pork chop. and you go, I don't need to be here. I'd rather be home. And the tech people love that.

And it's all a big doom loop. because the tech people give you the technology. to behave like a monster out in public, which forces people. to go, I don't want to be in public. And then those people go home. and then the tech people have the technology. for them to just be at home. So this is what's coming. What's coming is we're going to live in a, in a world. where people are voluntarily taking themselves out. of society, walling themselves off in whatever place they.

can be and not going out as much. and they're going to be hermits. and it's going to be justified. because someone's going to film the making out. with someone in Central Park. and they're going to lose their job. Or you're just going to be in some grocery store and, and you know, when someone, when you saw someone talking. to themselves years ago, it meant they were a schizophrenic. and you just walked the other way. And in the downtown of many. of our American cities, that's still the case. You see someone talking to themselves loudly, you go, okay, I'll walk down another block.

Or I'll just note that they're a schizophrenic. Now it is, it is commonplace for someone to be speaking. to their phone in a place. They're talking to themself. They're, they're in the, they're in an aisle. of a grocery store and they're holding up something. and they're going, you got to get these chips. These are the best. And you go, you know, what is this? What is this? What's happening here? And this is people's jobs. That's their job.

So I, you know, but their job involves ruining the experience. of being in public for other people. That's their job. They go, I, wherever I go, I try to destroy it. I ruin it. That's what I do. And then I put it on the internet. and then the worst people in the world go, I need this thing. I need it. I must go to it.

Hey, who am I? I'm the worst person in the world. Let me call a friend of mine. Hi, are you a stupid cunt? You know it. What are you doing? You want to, I'm worst person in the world. and you're a stupid cunt. Do you want to go to the, and try. to get the thing we just saw? Well, only if there's going to be a lot of wor-. worse people in the world that are in stupid cunts. Oh, it'll all be the worst people in the world. as stupid cunts. Well, it sounds good to me. That's what's happening.

You're attracting this element of people that like. is like, you could just see them, you could feel them. They're like a pulsating energy. They want to be near the thing. These are the people that need to be like caged. Okay? They're the people that like want. to be near the thing they saw. I need that thing I saw. You're supposed to get over this when you're 17. That's why the lines outside. of these frozen yoghourt places in New York are, are insane.

because younger people go, I need the thing I just saw. And they get on a line. and they wait for an hour to get frozen yoghourt. And it's like, whatever. It's mediocre, frozen. Who gives a fuck? Frozen yoghourt with olive oil on it? What do we do? Fine. But they wait for an hour. But if you don't outgrow that, like if your life doesn't acquire more depth. as you get older, it's a sad thing.

If you still need to be the person who needs. to get the thing they just saw, I need. to be near the thing. I need to be near it. I need to tell people I'm near the thing. I'm alive and my life has value. Don't you know? Don't you know my life has value? I'm, I'm near the thing. And that's the type of we're creating that world. Those are the people that influencers are, these are the people that stand in line for, for a,

you know, seven months to get a pancake. These are the people that do whatever. And I'm a big fan of restaurants. and I plug restaurants all the time. I'll take a photo of food and I'll go, this place rocks. You know what I mean? But that's where it ends. That's where it ends. Quick photo. It doesn't disturb anybody. And I don't do it a lot. But that's where it ends. I don't, you don't stop making a documentary. about French toast. It's not right. And it, and it,

and it drives the culture in this really grotesque. direction where every single thing is about marketing. That's the thing. I have no beef with Taylor Swift, but you know what a lot of Taylor. Swift, you know, she's talented. Yeah, whatever. She's fine. She's great. What do you want from me? The, my, what was very interesting is her fans would tell me, they'd be like, she's so good at marketing.

It, it was like this has become such a part of our culture. Now everything's about marketing. Everything's some version of a scam. And people know they're being scammed and they like it. and they just admire the scam. There's no genuine something being good. It's something that's shoved down your throat. and you, you, you will, you will crave that. and you will admire the techniques they used in.

which to shove said product. or experience down your throat. And, and you be - you, that's. what I was amazed when they were talking about Taylor Swift. They go, "She's such a good marketer. She's such a good business woman." And that was the way. that people described her. I though that was like strange. I'm like, "What about the music?". And they were like, "Yeah, yeah, that's great. We love that." But, but more importantly, she was a good marketer. and a good businesswoman. And that's just the era that we're in.

So there is a backlash against that culture. It, it's gotten to a point now. where I think people are now withdrawing and they're right. I'm against withdrawing. I think you should be out there with people. I think you should be integrated into the world. I think you should talk to people you disagree with and, and meet different people and meet different cultures. I'm all for that. But now I understand why people. are withdrawing.

Thing from the world. And they go, "I don't want. to be out if people are going to act like this. I don't want to be out if everything costs so much money. for the sake of it." The point is that it's overpriced. The point is that you're offended. The point is that it's exclusionary. It's not, it, it has no bearing on reality. It's not based on value. It's just completely rage bait and, and anger. And it's built on this idea that the more attention you get,

the better it is, no matter what. And I think a lot of people just say to themselves, "I don't want to be around the people that need. to be near the thing. I don't want to be around those people. They're exhausting. The people that cannot live if they are not by the thing. They are not near the thing that's happening. that they saw on the internet. that they have to be a part of. I naked that thing." And the privacy thing is real.

and this poor fuck, whatever, not poor fuck, he's a rich lawyer, whatever. But here's the thing. Now, everyone's like, "Fuck this guy. He's a lawyer. Whatever. He's rich. He's hooking up with a younger girl." Whatever reason people. have decided to hate him, I'm sure. But he didn't do anything wrong at work. From what I know, he's put on administrative leave. because some TikTok goes viral. And I'm telling you, privacy will become the new luxury. item in society.

And you're going to pay not only to be outside of. the, the public who's just trying. to film everything everybody does for their own content, for their own survival, for their own living. And then you're also going to try to opt out of surveillance. because we're going to be living in an area. where flock cameras are the thing. And, you know, the surveillance is going to get increasingly.

integrated into your daily life. Another thing they said at the party, which is funny, sweet people about Fauci, they're like, "Let's just move on from Fauci.". But here's the thing, a lot. Yeah, Chilling Map shows. where more than 117,000 surveillance. cameras are hiding in the US. Is your hometown being watched? Everybody's going to be on the grid. in a big way, and it's coming. And you're going to do. So I'm, I'm here to tell you right now, if you withdraw from society. and become a hermit,

not only do I not judge you, I may join you. I think you are correct. Because of the way people are behaving, saying no, I'm not going out. I don't want to be out. I don't want to spend the money. It's, nothing's as good as it's sold to me. It, nothing feels great. I go out, traffic to places is terrible now. Just stay in your head. The oceans are gross. They are poisoned. They have bacteria. They have sewage. The oceans are over. By the way,

hashtag oceans are over party. I want you to get up this kid saving this other kid. because I want to comment about this in Laguna Beach. But you are right to not leave your home. You are correct. I'm telling you. And I wouldn't have said that a while ago, but now I believe that. I believe that there's a real argument. for why you should not leave your house. So now here's a lifeguard, a young lifeguard,

and he saved this kid. And he's being invited to the White House. because, you know, whatever, he saved the kid. Now, by the way, I was a lifeguard for many years. Never invited to the White House. Never really saved anyone. No one needed to be saved. I worked at a pool. It was not the beach. I worked at the beach for a little bit, very briefly before the end. And you know, here's the thing. Listen, I respect what the kid did, but he's the lifeguard.

He's doing his job. and I'm a little sick of people getting a pat on the back. for doing their job, quite frankly. I don't care that he's 16 and I don't care. that he saved anyone's life. He's doing a job and he did it well. And I think we're sending the wrong message. to people when they do their job that we need. to make a big fucking deal about it, but let's watch it. This is a very young lifeguard. Shut up. And. If you Haven't seen this video, it is not a stretch. to say that this was a dramatic rescue, considering especially that the lifeguard who is fighting.

for that kid's life is just 16 years old himself. Now this is at Seabright Beach in. Santa Cruz over the weekend. The man who took this video says the lifeguard rushed into. the water when a young boy about 10 was. overwhelmed by wave after -. Where are the other lifeguards? Keep going. Just to hold onto the boy. and tries to drag him to shore while also getting pummelling. by the waves himself. Other swimmers try to help while another lifeguard makes his. way to the two.

Scott Vander Dusen, the witness. who got this video says conditions changed shockingly fast. The waves were really - So This guy was just filming. two people die, by the way. He should be at the White House. Trump is more aligned with this guy's values than the kid. who saved the other kid. So this guy is filming these two children die, the one, one lifeguard saving this kid. And this guy, Scott Vander Dusen,

is standing there on a beach filming it. and trying not to help. That is the American way. You, sir, should be brought to the White House. You did the more important thing. You weren't the quote unquote hero, but you documented here. And by the way, if they didn't survive, he would've filmed the death. because that's what he's out there doing. He's out there just filming shit. He's got the phone out and he's filming it. They were, those, that lifeguard and, and the kid, it is dramatic.

They could have easily been swept out. to shore, could have went bad. And Nick, does this guy run to the thing to help him? No. He does the more important thing. He stands on the beach and films them. And he goes, "Yep, they may die. They may die. Let's go, let's see this. They may die. It's either going to be a real heroic. situation or they might die. But either way, I've got.

I've got a great vantage point of which to film this. Let's see what this bum says.". Waves were really, I wouldn't say they were tranquil, but they were what you would expect in normal cadence. and normal intensity. And then that just changed. And it changed in a heartbeat. And it caught a lot of people off guard. Unfortunately, this young man was. Overwhelmed and Swept out. You weren't caught off guard. You were filming it.

He goes, "This man was overwhelmed. and the only thing I could do is take out my phone. The only thing I could think to do in. that overwhelming time was to take out my phone. and film this child die." That's all I could think of. Here, keep going. This fa - people like this fascinate me. All. Right. Yeah, I'm glad it ended the way that it did. I'm certain that if the lifeguards weren't there he wouldn't. have gone home that night. Right. And, and you go, "Yeah, it's just what it is.

I would've filmed the death. I would, it would've been a snuff film." I was filming sn -. I'm just going and filming snuff films on the beach. I'm Scott van der Dusen. I'm, I'm out here filming people die on a beach. If I see someone dying on a beach, I get the phone right out. Now, by the way, it's, it's it's fine. You know? It, it all end, all's well that ends well, right? But the lifeguard was doing his job. The, the guy that took out the camera is actually providing.

the more the better service, because we would not have known about any of this, I guess, if we didn't have him filming. So just decide who in the group is going to try. to be the hero and who's going to film it. Easy. Easy. It just, just, just when you, when you're out with your boys. or your gals, when you're out in town, just go, "If something pops off, who's going to film this? Who's going to run into the nine eleven, the burning building, and who's going to film it?

Who's going to just, who's who here? Let's just get, let's get to the core of. who everybody is immediately. and decide who's going to film it. I'm not, I'm going to do neither, but I'm not running into the building. I'm not going to film it. I need to just observe it. so I can talk about it later. That's my job. That, sorry, that's my skillset. I'm going to do a point-by-point breakdown of it. And that's going to matter because history matters. and we need to know the things that happened.

Someone will film it and then someone will run in. and try to save the person, but we, I can't do, I can't give my life. And then someone else I know has. to then talk about what happened. It won't work. We all have to cater to our skillset. My skillset is that I stand back. Someone films it. Someone tries to intervene. I stand back and I'll describe it.

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Can you imagine? We're going to play this for you. But can you imagine Lindsey Graham's first trip to Israel. as a freshman congressman? How naughty it was? Can you imagine the fun that man had? He spent his entire life trying to recapture the fun. of Freshman Congressman Week in Israel sponsored. by Miriam Adelson. Well, you could just do anything you want.

in Israel. He probably had so much fun and good for him. I don't have a problem with that. It's all the killing he did after that I don't love. But let's listen to Miriam Adelson, another friend. of the show, lovely woman, who is. speaking about Lindsay Graham, who is. she purchased him many years ago and brought him to Israel. and probably it was been a, it's been a good investment.

I'm sure she's unhappy that he's no longer with us, but she got a lot of years out of Lindsay Graham. She bought him young and she got a lot of years out of him. And that's all you can ask for really is he was durable. I'm sure she wanted a few more. But here it is, Miriam Adelson talking about Lindsey Graham, who she bought many, many years ago and, and had in her collection for a long time. and sadly laid him to rest recently.

Here she is, Dr. Miriam Adelson. We were very close friends - Yes. Of Lindsey. Sheldo, we met him. in 1990, approximately. Eh, there was a mission of APAC. and we took freshmen congressmen, Republican, eh, to Israel. Here's. The thing. Stop it for a minute. Here's the thing about super villains. They're, they're just, they're very likeable.

This is the thing about liberals. They're not likeable no matter how hard they try. They just can't. Leftists can be likeable. But the, the shit libs, they're just so hard. They're, they're. It is very difficult. They, they, they are condescending. They're patronising. There's something about a super villain, like I'm against Miriam Adelson's aims. I don't like the things she does. Obviously like that's obvious. But there's just something about her.

If you were to have a lunch. or a dinner with her, she'd be so much more fun. than like a gender studies professor at Columbia. Like Miriam Adelson would just be so much fun. because she is a super villain and she likes it. She likes it. She actually enjoys her life and, and she enjoys it. She likes it. It's not, she's not. This doesn't feel like.

This feels like a labour of love. Buying US politicians. and getting them to support whatever Israel wants to do, it feels like a labour of love with her. Again, I don't think it's particularly good for Israel, for America, for anyone, but there's just something about her personally. It's infectious. She has a, a kind of an infectious passion. Let's, let's keep listening to her. So we and Sheldon and me.

and another two partners of Sheldon paid for the trip, donated it to APAC. educational group, something. Like this. Right. Something, whatever, whatever. Right. And then we met Lindsay. Yes. And I want to tell you, I, as a physician -. Yes. I love to see the brain. Interesting. And the eyes - Yes. Are our brain. Yes. And they were so pure and blue.

Yes. And what, what are. I mean, you. Can see - And thinking about peepees. Penises. He was thinking about penises. He was so honest. With integrity. Yes, integrity and honest. That's the way I would describe it. In love with him. And the relationship. continued for years. Israel mentioned it. Yes. I tk - It sent a dominatrix to his home. And we met Lindsay. and I look in his eyes, I go, "You wanted to be dominated.

by man, yes?" And we sent the dominatrix. Me and Sheldon, we, you know, we pay. for the donate dominatrix to Lindsay. to his home to come to see him. And they dominatrix, of course, dress like a, a regular person. When they knock on the door, you know, "Oh, I'm delivering the pizza, whatnot. I I'm here for the FedEx. I have package." And then the dominatrix gets out. and they tie Lindsay up.

and they make him go on force like dog. And it's amazing. And we donate that to Lindsay. We donate dominatrix to Lindsay. I talked. Today with his secretary, Betty, and I asked her, "Tell me more about the relationship." She. was telling me every day there was not a day. the children talk with Lindsay. Oh. They, they were talked about Israel. Yes. Lindsay gave him advice. Sheldon ga him. Advice. What else? Did they talk about. Anything else?

They talk about Israel every day. And you know, they would talk about many things like Israel. and also, but that was mainly it. But it's every day it's beautiful friendship they have to. Oh, that's the end of it. That's it. Well, Miriam Adelson, you know, listen, she loves, she, it's a labour of love. It's a labour of love. I want to watch because I, I want to watch this.

storming of a beach in Spain. And I, I only recently became aware of this, but I, this is a these are migrants. And apparently some people are suggesting. insane footage from the Moroccan border with Spain. Thousands of migrants are gathering at the border. This is exactly what Spanish Prime Minister. Sanchez was aiming for. So there are people that are accusing this of being.

orchestrated to a degree. I know nothing about this, by the way, so I'm not going. to comment on any, any of whether that's happening. I do know migration's the biggest issue in Europe. And I do know that migration is largely driven. by foreign policy decisions made by the United States. and Western powers. Not all, not all migration, but a lot of the destabilisation of these countries was. because we toppled governments and, and inspired coups and,

and, and the, the resulting civil wars. and displacement sent a lot. of people flooding through Europe. However, there's other issues, climate. and stuff like that, that causes people to leave their place. of residence, their homes, and to seek shelter in a country with more infrastructure. and more money. And some of those people I'm sure are. lovely and some of them are not. And sorting that out's not easy, but it is the biggest issue in the world for sure.

Spanish politicians, commentators accuse Israel. of stirring chaos over this migration crisis. Israeli diplomat Danny Dannon. and Spanish Transport Minister Oscar Puente. exchanged barbs over. How do you pronounce it? Suta? Suta? Yeah, I think it's Suta. Exchange barbs over Suta migration claims while Spanish. commentators accuse Israel. of seeking revenge against Madrid over its Gaza policy. Diplomatic tensions between Spain.

and Israel over the Gaz War have increasingly spilled onto. social media where the migration crisis. in Spain's North African enclave of Suta emerging. as the latest flashpoint after an exchange of barbs. between the Israeli-UN ambassador. and Spanish Transport Minister Oscar Puente. Dan and accused Spain of reportedly criticising Israel while. declaring a state of emergency in Suta over a migration. crisis Spain, which never misses an opportunity. to lecture Israel has declared a state. of emergency in Suta following the crisis over its. immigration policy.

So they, are they, are people saying. that Israel somehow put, got these people into boats? I think that's what they're saying. Yeah. They, they were just like, "Here are the boats. Go over there?" Listen, I mean, I don't know what went on, but it does seem like a lot. of people are just getting in boats. I don't know if it's Israel. But hold on, let's see this. because I don't even know what's happening. So this was just, they were at a beach.

Everybody's at a beach and then all the ba. Do we have the full video. where like all these boats just show up? There's a couple videos. There's a couple of videos, but these are from, these are Moroccans. Yeah. And they land on the beach in Spain. And I guess they're going to flood through Spain. and then they're going to demand like, you know, asylum. and then they'll get some money. Yeah, let's watch this video just. to get an idea of what's happening.

I, I, this whole thing is very. difficult for me to understand. I'm trying to. Is there, is there another video? Do they show up in boats? I guess they show up in boats, right? Because they're coming from the water. I don't think it's necessarily boats. I think there's.

Just - Well, what are they doing? Swimming? I think they're walking over the coast. Oh, it's a border. Yes. And they're walking over. Yes, you can see. Some of them look like they're swimming.

What? Okay. So again, thousands. of migrants crossing from Morocco into Spain. Then Morocco's not really a super poor country, right? I don't think it's a poor country. So I don't know what's going on and I don't. And I guess there's theories. that somehow this Israel punishing Spain, but I don't even know how that would. Hundreds of migrants storm. And the people in Spain. are accusing Israel of this. Some Spanish. Politicians.

Hundreds of migrants stormed second Spain enclave. as shots fired on border. after 60,000 breach EU territory in 24 hours. 60,000's a lot of people. That's a lot of people. The migrants made the dangerous passage from Morocco. to the two European territories on Thursday. as they swarmed the beaches by sea and land. Okay. So some did come by sea. Thousands. Well, by the way, okay. So I, listen, I'm, I need. to educate myself more on this. before I really speak on it, this specific thing. But I will tell you this. This won't end.

This is the dominant story for the vast majority. of our adult lives, meaning like this. migration will not go away. I don't, you know, you can't say. that Israel does every single thing in the world. They do a tonne of things I disagree with. And I don't know what happened here. But I, what I will say is that the idea.

that people are going to come into Europe. and demand to live there and demand money. and demand to have asylum. refugee status, whether that's valid. or not, this is not going to end. A lot of people feel that this is the justifiable. you know, reconquering of these lands.

because they were carved up by colonial powers years ago. That these were colonial powers. and they carved up the Middle East and things like that. And now this is what you get for that. Of course, those people don't understand that there were. There's many examples in history of barbarism of one group. of people colonising another, of one group. of people enslaving another. This is not only Western colonial powers. This is the history of the world.

But that's a lot less fun and it's very, it, it's very messy. and difficult and, and it has a complexity to it. that doesn't allow people to squeeze it into the kind. of modern current narrative, which is that. the only fault of the world is largely that white. European colonial powers have subjugated, enslaved, dominated other races and other groups of people.

But you can find examples of that all over the world. Muslims have taken slaves. Some countries still have slaves. There's barbarism on the continent of Africa. There's been barbarism between China and Japan. You could go back to the Ottoman Empire, to the Persians, you know, it's whatever. You could go all over the world. and find examples of all these different things. And, but this is. Don't make a mistake. People, people, some people are kind of okay with this. Some people are kind of okay with it. They don't really care. They go, "Good.

for them." That's kind of the attitude. When, when, when people like storm a country, people kind of go, good for them. They go, "Yeah, fuck it. Good for them." They're, they're, they're getting theirs. But of course, the world. that comes from this is not a world anyone wants to live in. It's a world of violence. It's a world of surveillance. It's a world of chaos. Nobody wants to live in that, I guess, or people just don't care. They're mad that they can't afford a $400 melon,

which no one should be eating because they suck. But apparently people are, they will tolerate this level of chaos. They just don't care. And they go, they go, "Good." So I'll, I'll figure out more. I mean, I don't know that I'll know, but I just, you know, I, I, there, there's got. to be some understanding here that this won't work. Here's my thesis. This won't work. It's not going to happen. You can't have thousands of people storming into countries.

that have existed for a long time. Their cultures are well established. The cultural norms are established. Their economies, many of them are stagnating, or at least they're in a, in a state of flux. They're transforming. A lot of these countries don't have a manufacturing sector. They don't have an industrial base. A lot of these economies are, I wouldn't quite say failing. Some of them are certainly failing. But a lot of them are stagnating. and the middle classes of those countries are evaporating.

And I'm speaking about our own, by the way, as well. And the idea that you can just ship people in. from all over the world. or have these people basically show up. and then go tell everyone that's concerned about it. to shut up is not going to work. This is not going to work. Running the world like this is not going to work. And the power structure that tells people. that they can't have an opinion about this. or that they like.

And listen, here's the thing. It's just going to be the scene of like migrants are going. to be running through the streets. and there's just going to be people at a cafe. and they're going to, they're going to just have to like, they're going to have to remember. what good people they are when the. migrants are running through the street. You're just going to have to remember if you get robbed, you're a good person and this is God. Like you're just going to have. to ignore everything that happens.

Ignore it. Like the, the grooming scandal, the grooming gang scandal. where all these young British girls are getting raped. They ignore it. You know? You're letting a lot of military age men. into these countries. These are, these are people that are of military age. and you're, you're letting them into these countries. to cause a lot of chaos. And again, this is by design. It's, they're doing, there's a reason it's happening.

I don't exactly know. I mean, I talked about it on Rogue. and I was pretty clear about it. It's clearly because there's lots of people. that just look at these countries as economic zones. and not actual countries and they just don't care. So I don't know what to tell anybody here. other than you're going to need. to run the world a different way. You know? Italy suspends Shengen with Spain. Am I pronouncing this right? I think so. Over Suta migrant crisis closing,

closes air and sea borders. I'm telling you, the term migrant crisis is going to be. the term you hear the most. Italy's interior ministry has ordered the closure. of the country, seeing air borders. with Spain temporarily suspending the Shengen free movement. regime between the two countries because Italy. and Spain had a, an arrangement. where you could go freely between both of them. But they're basically saying, now that's over. It's just not going to work. The third world The world is invading the first world,

and a lot of people think that's cool. And I'm telling you right now, it's not going to work. It's not going to be a nice place to live. It's not going to be a nice place to live. It's not going to be nice. You might like it. You like, you know, people love the third world in theory. It sounds fun in theory. You know, it's a cool thing that a bunch. of people in Brooklyn, you know you know,

imagine as being like a really, a really cool place. with a lot of people that have been. And some of it's true. Listen, there's a lot. of countries in the world that they have been fucked over. and I've talked about them, but there's also a lot. of countries where they believe in witches. and they prosecute rape victims, not the perpetrators. They put the victim on trial. There's a lot of country where women have no rights. Gay people have no rights. There is no freedom of speech. You can't criticise Islam in, in those countries.

There is no freedom of protest. They'll mow you down. There are the cultural norms are completely different. in those countries. Cleanliness standards are different. The way people behave in public is different. You know, so this idea that you're just going. to invite the third world to come party. and it's a migrant summer, that's what people, they go, "Yeah, it's a migrant summer." Right now,

Spain is having their migrant summer. That's what they're having. It's just, folks, it's not going to work. Call me racist. Call me anything you want. It's just not going to work. It's not going to work. It wouldn't work if you took people from Texas. and told them they got to live in little boxes on top. of each other in New York City, and they're living in the same country. But the cultures are just vastly different in many respects, politically, culturally, economically. So you're going to take all of the, you're going.

to take people from Texas who live on acres of land. and put them in little boxes in New York City. It, it won't work. They're going to go, "That's not. how we live. We don't live the way you guys live." And people in New York. City go, "I don't want to live in a 6,000 square foot. house in Texas and, you know, I don't want. to be a rancher." And the, and the, and the brilliance of this country is. that these things can exist. and we don't have to, one doesn't have to become the other. So the idea that you're, that it's just a bunch.

of migrants that are. Do we have, is there an interview with a migrant? I feel like that, I feel like I, I feel bad about that. because it sounds like I'm saying interview. with the vampire, the movie. Because they'll find a nice migrant. They got to find a nice migrant, right? Like a migrant who says the nice things. Is this guy interviewing a migrant? Okay. Is this a migrant? All right, let's see what's going on here.

Did you swim? Oh my God. Nah. So they're telling us. that they haven't eaten since they arrived yesterday. What are they fleeing? From Sorocco. They're now saying that they're either trying. to get food here or they may voluntarily. return back to Morocco. Yeah, how about that? How about that? A few people who have offered us money. or asked to be taken back to the Moroccan border. Spanish authorities say that 25,000 migrants. who have crossed into Seota have already crossed back into.

Morocco voluntarily. This does seem like a weird thing. I will tell you this, this does seem completely. I will say that this seems, this doesn't seem organic. Right? Right? This is a weirdness to it that does not seem organic. I don't know who's behind it. Yeah, it happens super quickly. Kind of out of nowhere. Yeah, this seems like it's an inorganic thing. I don't know what this is. But by the way, so this is going. to be the weapon now that people use. They go, we're sending the migrants. We're sending the migrants.

That's what I wanted to do last night at. the, in this liberal dinner. Lovely people. God bless them. But I wanted to go, "Here come the migrants. They're storming the beach." Because they live on a beach. I want, I want to just send migrant boats. to my really liberal friends in the Hamptons. who have homes on the beach worth 50 mil plus. I want boats of migrants to storm those beaches. Can I do it? Get me Adelson on the phone. If he can do it, what do you like? You want boats to come on the beach with the people?

We have all of the people for you. We put them on the boats, we send them on the beach. I want that. If, if this can be done, I didn't even know. that this could be done. This is like a new thing. So if I can pack boats with migrants. and send them to my friends' houses in the Hamptons, while they're making these points about everybody being. racist, I want the houses they live in. surrounded by migrants. And I, and I, and I,

and I want them to be making these points, drinking wine, they're making a nice point, and they've got big, beautiful windows. that look right out onto the horizon. And all of a sudden you see the boats and they come in. and they're kind of like, they're not paying attention. Then all of a sudden they're paying more and more attention. And then you see the migrants just kind of. crashing onto the shore. and then surrounding the houses. of my friends while they make these, but they go, "America's so racist." I go, "No, I know. Talk more about that. I think these people are hungry.

Maybe you should invite them in. Perhaps. But that would be great. So anyone that can make that happen for me, I don't know how we do it. And again, I'm not trying to sound insensitive, but I do, if possible, would like 80. to 100 migrants, primarily North African, if you can get them to Sag Harbour. by this Thursday, I have an event. And I, we'll put them out on boats. I mean, by the way, it sounds insensitive,

but we'll pay them all for their time. 70 to 80, 80 to 100 migrants, Middle Eastern, North African in appearance, unimportant, whatever. And they'll be paid day rates, SAG day rates. We're not getting them in a SAG, we just can't right now. Day rates, we take them right on the boats. and they crash land a dinner party in the Hamptons while. someone's annoying me. Come on. Think of how much fun that would be.

And I go, well, well, actually, and they make some point about immigration or refugees. And I go, actually, it's funny you say that. And then you just see the boats crash land on the shore. and people surround the house. I want to see if people in the Hamptons keep that energy. while there's a, a invasion of their homes, which again, will be completely inorganic, scripted by me. And at the end of it, because I'm going. to have them surround the house.

and start chanting in a very threatening way. But not even things that make any sense, really. Like, you know, just dumb shit. I, I'll just write a few like you know, whatever, just real racist stuff. Oota boot. And I go, I wonder. what they're saying to my friends. And they're going to start to get nervous. And then they're just going to break into song. because that would be fun too. You know, they just break into like, right.

as my friends starting to get nervous, because we know this is private property. Should we call someone? I think we should, we should call someone. this is private property. And then they're going to break from their chant. and you're going to see 80 to 100 North African Middle. Eastern appearance migrants. We can shove some Dominicans in there too in the back. But you know, Puerto Ricans or whatever. But we do need them, a lot of them. to be Middle Eastern, North Africa. We just need that milieu. It needs to look, it's a production. It needs to look the way to. And then, and then right.

after, like in the middle of their chant, which is going. to get increasingly violent, they're going. to get increasingly violent. Some of them will dive in the pools and I, and I'll be sitting there at the dinner. and then, so there's about 80 African North African, Middle Eastern, whatever, migrants. Again, cast, totally cast. Everyone's acting, everyone's paid. There's a craft services table. Everyone's fine. Stunt coordinators, it's a production, it's fine. I'm not being any type of way. They storm the beach. I'm sitting in the Hamptons and they storm the beach.

and they're doing an increasingly violent chant. Maybe a Kill the Bower, which is the South African thing, whatever. They can improvide. I think I like in a production. to rely on people doing improv, but very threatening and stuff like that. And then in the middle, right, right as it gets really scary. and my friends kind of just get up from the table, they're going to start the whole group. of 80 North Africans start just going, "Bye, bye, Miss American Pie. Drove by Chevy to the..." And then my friends are going.

to go, "Did you hire these people?" And I'm going to go, "Guilty is charged." And then all. of them will finish singing American pie. and then we'll start singing American pie. And I think, so if Israel or Adelson. or whoever could find a way to do. that, I would really love that. Enjoy the week, everyone.