ICE In Minnesota & Venezuela Without Maduro | The Tim Dillon Show #478

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. You know, we will get into it here. The news, the news, this is one. of those weeks, you know, some of the weeks. are easier than others. because they lend themselves to being a silly Billy. You can be a little goofy, but this week feels heavier, you know,

because of the whole, the killing. And I am, I am, I do have this mocha, this kind. of ice blended drink. And I feel like this is going. to make it seem like I'm not taking it seriously. because it for the simple fact. that it has whipped cream on top of it. But that's what con that's how it comes, is from the coffee bean and tea leaf. Which interestingly enough, and I will get to this, the killing Coffee bean. and Tea Leaf was mismanaged.

It could have been, maybe, it never could have been as big. as Starbucks, but it was bought by a private equity company. and they focused on these weird Asian teas. and these weird mango drinks. And then Filipinos got into it and that was kind of the end. But, but this, this mocha blend,

I think is better than the Frappucino. because they use cocoa powder. And that to me, they focused a lot on the tea. and kind. of tropical island concoctions, you know? And it's like, how many people want that? And, and apparently not a lot, not a lot of them.

Like every now and then, you'll see somebody get real. excited about a mango tea or something. But for the most part, that's not what it is. So I don't want you seeing this coffee bean tea leaf ice. blended, and they're not sponsoring the show either. Let me get ahead of that. I've gotten not a dollar from the people at the coffee bean. and tea leaf about this, but as I consume this, and there will be a moment where I'll take the top off.

'cause I do like to kind of eat the whipped cream. before it deflates before. But I will discuss this while I'm doing that. And if it, if, and I'll try not to have this happen, but if there is a situation. where there's whipped cream on my nose. while I'm doing this, it's not, you know what I mean? This isn't, I'm not doing a thing. I'm just, I'm doing my best so that that doesn't happen.

But there is a chance that. there is a chance that'll happen. And then I'm gonna look ridiculous. 'cause I have whipped cream on my nose from this coffee. blended beverage, and I'm trying to make points. and I don't want people to get upset at that. Or if I spill it on myself, if there's any of it, if any. of it gets on me while I'm making these points.

and there's whipped cream on me, if I spill it on myself, then I don't want people going, look. how ridiculous he looks. Now I'm not gonna listen to anything this guy has to say. 'cause he has this Mocha ice blended, you know, it's another problem with the coffee bean tea leaf, the name. Ice Blended Frappuccino is a better name. This happens all the time. where two companies will have a similar product.

One of them's name Coldstone. better name than Marble Slab Creamery. Some of those names, they're too on the nose. We know it's ice blended. That sounds crazy to say, look, it's Marble slab creamery. But when you say Coldstone, it just has more. of a ring to it. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not stalling either.

I'm gonna talk about. the, I'm gonna go into it. Alright, so. Minnesota. cold, cold, cold place. I went, I've performed there a bunch.

The people that come out to see me are, are, are. I appreciate them, all of them. And I love them. I don't love them. I don't know, I don't know. Why would I say I love them? I don't love them. I don't know them. I don't care. But it, but it's, it's a, it's an area that I've gone. and it's been good to me. Not great. Other places are better, Chicago, Boston, whatever. But it's fine.

I do one of those casinos there with Native American, you know, one of those where it's a Native American thing. and I'm, and I'm happy to be a part of the healing journey. that we're all kind of on in this country, or we should be on kind of healing and learning. And so I feel like I'm a part of that. When I go to one of those casinos in Minnesota. and I do a show, I feel like it's a good, it's a good, it's a good,

it's a step in the right direction. because there's a lot of steps in the wrong. direction and we're gonna talk about them. The other thing is, a coffee bean never got into food. Starbucks got into food, they started doing little sandwiches, little egg bites. Those sovi egg bites were a thing. And a lot of people were doing high protein diet, keto type diets. So the sovi egg bite, huge.

Those sandwiches that you heat up, those little protein, you know, the egg and the cheese, the protein pack, Minnesota, listen, there's a lot. Now I'm gonna open this up and do, because the whipped cream is deflating. and the whipped cream's kind of the point of the drink. You know, I'm not laughing at what is happening.

Obviously it's crazy. What about these daycares? Alright, that's another story. That's another story. So there's this woman in her car, she's a lesbian poet. This is the story. I'm not, not even doing anything. I'm not even doing anything. I'm literally saying the story.

And then you have ice, and who the hell are they? We don't even know. These are people. that like answered an ad on Craigslist. I mean, we, you don't even, I mean, these people. who is joining ice, I mean, these people are so shot. The people who are joining ice are so shot, you know, they just, they don't have anything going on. These are people who like a mo throughout. because they, like, they couldn't do. like security at a mall. They like, you know, I don't know what they.

did, but they're out now. They maybe attack a child or something. So I don't know who's, you know, these are, they got ice in there. and ICE is going, I don't know what's happening in Minnesota either, but I, again, they're, they're because of the Somalis. and the daycare that there's, that's why there's more ice there now than there was. because there's a federal investigation into the daycares.

'cause the kid did the thing with the daycares, okay? Which, whatever, I don't know, what am I investigating that? I'm sure there's fraud, there's a lot of fraud everywhere, but I'm sure there is fraud there. I'm sure there's something there. And we've talked about that, you know, but I'm not on, I'm not like boots on the ground in, in, in. Minnesota going to daycares, finding out. where the kids are.

You know what I mean? Like, I'm not, this is not part. of my job as whatever I'm doing here. I don't even know what I'm doing. But whatever I'm doing, I'm not in the, I'm not in like. h Hello. I don't even know their name. What's the Somali name? I don't even know what a Somali name is. You know, whatever I say will sound. racist, but I don't know. I know Mogadishu is a, in Somalia from Black Hawk Down.

So let's say one of them's named that, hello, are you Modi? Where are the children? That's my. impression of me doing it. If I was doing it, that's what I would've said. I I only said their name is Modi, because I don't know any other Somali words now. So they got the daycares going. and they're probably skimming a little. They're pro, I mean, they're coming here. A lot of groups of people come here.

and they go, I mean, the Italians did it, you know, you know, the Italians did the mafia, the Irish, you know, like got drunk and just hit, hit people hit women. A lot of those Irish women. that were hitting, let's be honest. But what I'm saying is this, I'm, it's not, you got some fraud. You got some fraud, you got some fraud. Like I I, I can imagine like the DHS.

or whatever being like, you've listed one. of the children's names as Jiminy Cricket. So this woman Moley, so this woman is a lesbian poet and she supposedly is like, and then you have ice. This is a bad mix. I couldn't think.

And I'm not, could you think of a worse mix. than a lesbian poet and ice? That's not a fun. Is that a fun, is. that a fun holiday party? Is that a fun holiday party? We gonna have the lesbian, poet. and ice are all together in the house. Not my house. I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't want that in my house. because it would be, it's a combustible mix.

that lesbian poet is, she's like anti-ice. And we've all, I've been really consistent here. with the fact that I believe we need a border and a country. And I don't think we can have an open border. It's not realistic. It's, it's not, I mean, I just don't understand why anyone thinks would work if. anyone can explain to me why they think that would work. Whereas we just keep bringing people in.

The people here are doing terribly, but we just keep bringing people in. But I also think these like ice raids, which are kind. of performative and cruel. and a bit psychotic, are. not doing this administration. any favours. They are, I think they're making people less. concerned with immigration enforcement.

because they're equating all immigration enforcement. to these random brutal raids. where you see people that have been here 30 years, like hog tide and thrown into a van. But I do think there's a lot of people that trend to Agwai. gang, that Venezuelan gang, like people like that. We have our own gangs. We don't wanna bring in other gangs.

Seems crazy. So I get it. Some people gotta, some people have to go. So you have this lesbian poet, then you have ice, and then you have this video. Now this video is the sticking point. Do we have the video? John, can we get the video? This video is the sticking point. Here's what I'm doing with this video. I'm showing it to children to try. to get their thoughts on it. Because every adult I know has,

has a bias. Every adult I know has a bias one way or the other. But if you show this thing to a 5-year-old, they gotta be less than 10. Around 10, they start developing a political identity now. So around 10 or 11, they all start going, well, of course, you know, and you're like, what do you mean? You know, around 11, they start going play stupid games. Win stupid prize. You're like, wait, hold on, wait a minute. You know, or they'll just go fuck pigs.

You don't know which way it's gonna go. You gotta get 'em around that six, seven, age six, seven. Like, you gotta get 'em when they're, they're just, they're, they're trolling a little. So you gotta get 'em pre trolled. But you show this. My godson is five years old. I showed it to him. Like, you gotta show this video to children. who don't have a politic. And by the way, that's it. We're gonna have. to decide most stuff in the country. We're gonna have to decide most stuff in the country. by showing it to children.

who do not have a psychotic political allegiance yet. And they'll have to get younger and younger. 'cause the, the kids will get radicalised to the point. where my five-year-old godson will be radicalised soon. Then you'll have to go show it to a three-year-old. You'll, you'll have to start showing these videos to infants. and just based on their eye movement. And what if they can lift their hand where they point to. You'll have to make to sit, because everyone, everyone approaches this now with.

so much baggage and, and, and, and anger. Justifiable anger. This woman got shot in the head. and the guy didn't have to do it. I don't, you watched the video. Was it smart for her to accelerate or try to get away. and not obey his command? Well, clearly not. She's dead. But was he, did he feel like he was gonna die if he didn't shoot her. three times in the face? I don't believe that he's shooting her from the. side of the car in the window.

But I had to have all of that explained to me. by a 6-year-old at the Cheesecake Factory. who was eating with his parents. And I said, do you mind if I show your son a video of. what happened in Minnesota? And they said, yeah, that's fine. And I go, I wanna get a read on this. They go, yeah, he's pretty good with stuff like this. I go, this isn't gonna, like, he won't have nightmares or anything. They go, he doesn't really care. And I explained to him, I said, listen, I wanna show you a video. I'm not gonna tell you anything about it. What's the deal?

And then he said to me, listen, it's just literally word for word. He said, it is clear from this video that while she may. or may not have been engaged in obstructing ISIS operations, which would be maybe laudable depending on your point. of view, but unlawful clearly he said, but from this video, we can see. that the acceleration does not get to the point. where the officer fears for his life enough.

to justifiably shoot her three times in the face. And then I said, thank you. And he goes, no problem. And that's, I had. to literally find a child at the Cheesecake Factory. who had not developed a political identity yet. Everyone in our country has a political identity. No one's interesting. By the way, you don't wanna spend time with anyone.

No one, I mean, truly, the internet has made everything so uncool. No offence to Mr. Beast. I look at that Beast Games thing he did, and all the people that came out to see it. I mean, it, it, it, it, it couldn't be less cool. It couldn't be less cool. I don't know what that is. And I'm sure it's interesting. I don't know what he's got people doing Hunger game stuff. I don't care. I'm not begrudging, you know, whatever. His success got blast. But it does, it couldn't look less cool. It looks like the athletes,

like it looks like a club you wouldn't join in high school. So, and that's what tech has done. And that guy's the most successful person, like in the world, it's like Mr. Beast and, and Peter Thiel are the two, they're like the two people. who are like the most successful. But my point is. that everyone has a political identity. and that identity, no, the facts on the ground.

don't matter. It doesn't matter. You know, e everybody's values are credibly. fluid depending on. what they think happens, what they think. an event says about their ideology. You know, so, so you see a lot of people, they're justifiably angry at the success of use of force.

You're not gonna get a murder conviction. You won't, you just won't reasonable doubt you won't get it. Whatever you can call it. Murder. It, it, it is murder. I mean, you murdered her. I don't know. You'll never get a conviction. A drug dealer sells someone with drugs. They die. You, you can say it's murder. It's murder, but you'll never get, you know, here, I don't think you'll get a conviction on that. You don't need to overhaul your life to start investing. Just automate it with Stash. Your new your money goals can quietly run in the background. Will you focus on everything else? Have you dabbled in investing here and there, but haven't been happy with how things are going?

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C an SEC, registered investment advisor. Investing involves risk, offers subject. to terms and conditions. But everyone wants a civil war on all sides. Like everyone on the internet is trying to. like, make a civil war happen. And like everyone, everyone's trying to like, what do I have whipped cream where I got it.

I told you it was gonna happen. I literally said it was gonna happen. in the beginning of the show. This is so much better than the frappuccino. Fuck the Frappuccino. How about that? Anyway, the civil war is, is we're trying. to avoid that. We're trying to avoid that. We're finally doing good stuff. We got Maduro, we captured him and we're stealing their oil.

Listen, I mean, you might not like it, it might not help you, but it it it should. If gas doesn't come down, gas has gotta come down. Gas has gotta come down. 'cause now we're doing the thing. and everybody's said this already. I'm obviously, this is not my, like I'm late. to this train. But you know, it's pretty widely accepted now that we just, we went in there to steal the oil. No one's even pretending that we're doing anything else. We're just, this is our, our thing.

So the oil, the price of oil has to come down. If we're gonna kidnap a guy, which was clearly some deal, someone sold him out, obviously. But if that shit's gonna happen, we're gonna do stuff like that. The, the the thing, the commodity. that it is linked to has to come down. It has to come down. We, it's, it, it has to come down. the American people.

'cause it's already happened by the way. You can debate and you, you can debate whether you like or, or don't. Like we do these things, but it doesn't matter anymore. No one cares anymore. This is really just the executive is the only branch. government that's only like, that's the only one that's kind. of like halfway functioning. No one cares Congress or whatever Supreme Court. I mean stop. You're just gonna wake up.

and hear about different people we've kidnapped. You'll just wake up and hear about it. You'll just wake up and they'll be like, they, they just, they got the, they got the president of Panama. You go what? They go, yeah, they got him. He was skiing. They got him when he was skiing. Yeah, he got to the bottom of the hill. They just, they just got him. Oh, and then you gotta find out what do they grow there?

Well, what do we get? What do we get? I mean, Columbia, we get, we get blow, we get coffee. Like what do we get? What is the product. that is less expensive? Because we have kidnapped the leader of that country. Truly. I mean, that's how we're gonna, that's. how we will survive for the next few years until it, we, we, it's a World War iii, which seems to be.

months, if not years away, like it's coming. But before that, we will kidnap a bunch of people. and try to bring down the cost of things, you know, and you might not even know. It's gonna get to the point where you'll be in the grocery. store and go, how, why do we, why are these blueberries so cheap? And they go, we just killed the governor of Maine.

We just killed, we killed that guy. You're gonna go. Interesting. They go, yeah, they just sent special forces in, they broke his neck in front of his family. You go, that's why these things are 90 cents. They go, yeah, it's blueberries are basically free. for the next three months. There's chaos in the blueberry market. They broke the, the neck of the governor of Maine in front. of his kids, just to make a point. So that's what I mean. We're just going to use violent. and the violence will get more and more sadistic.

But you also are not gonna care. because the prices of things are gonna come down. Like if gas goes down to like $3, you're not gonna give a shit about this. You are gonna give a fuck about Maduro with $3 fucking gas. Fuck you gas in California is so fucking high. If you get gas to be cheaper, it's gonna be, no one's gonna care. You're going to not care about.

'cause we're gonna do crazy shit now we're we are gonna, we've established the precedent that we're coming. We're gonna come, we're gonna kidnap you in the middle. of the night and we're gonna fly you to Brooklyn. and then we're going to steal whatever resource you have. And it's gonna start in, in places like Venezuela. And then eventually we're just gonna start whacking people.

in our own country. That's what always hap like in our own country. We're just gonna start. and be like, this is crazy. This is insane. Maple syrup is a dollar. They go, they just burned the governor. of Vermont in his house with his family. They burned his whole family.

I go, that's fucking nuts. I go, we're running the, the maple syrup industry in Vermont. because as life gets worse. and the jobs go, you're gonna have to get stuff un un. so you don't revolt. Trump knows. They'll know this. They'll know. They're like, they're gonna revolt. if we don't like get the gas cheaper and, and make the food cheaper. That's, they know that.

They know they can't, they can't keep on this trajectory. unless they make life easier for people. They have to make life easier for people. You know what I mean? They want gas to drop so low. that even the wife of that woman who was tragically shot, it was gonna get in her car and fill up the tank. and go, listen, I gotta be honest, I'm very mad at this, you know, national security state obviously, but gas is fucking low.

You know, like they, that's what they want. They want people to just embrace. your base survival. 'cause that that's really what they're, they're they're training you to not think about anything. outside of what you really need. Your selfish desires. It doesn't matter what we had to do to get it.

It doesn't matter that chaos will. unleash it for a while. The chaos won't be near you. Eventually the chaos will come closer. and closer to home for a while. It'll be in a foreign country. Then it'll be yelling over the hill. Then it'll be figures in the distance. and then it'll be your own children killing you. But it'll take a minute before it gets there. 'cause that's when you unleash violence.

This is what happens. Violence becomes its own. justification. And you think you're unleashing it in far flung corners. of the world, but eventually it'll come back and find you. And that's what it always does. You bring drugs into America, you get a bunch. of people here addicted to them. They come and they put a gun to your head. It is what it is. But we've made the decision. Now we're just going full mask off. Hey, let's go, let's get your, let's get the prices of things lower any way we can.

Any way we can. This is the real time. People talk about tariffs. This is the real tariff. We are kidnapping your leader. Remember the beginning? They were like tariffs. Were like, well, people will start building. factories in America. And then we were like, that's taking too long. We're gonna go and kidnap the leader. Now in, now Venezuela, of course there are armed. leftist gorilla gangs in the streets going door to door.

And the situation between the vice president, Delsey something Rodriguez. Yeah. Maduro's, motorcycle thugs go door to door. and hunt for Trump supporters. Yeah. So here's the deal. Venezuela is gonna, is gonna get wacky. There's gonna be a power struggle. There's a few people that high up in the military. that are Maduro loyalists. There are no fans of the Yankee imperialist division,

but they're gonna have to fall in line. So that's gonna get sticky. And we're gonna have to figure that out. We're gonna have to buy some people off. We're gonna have to kill some people. It's just the way it is. We're in it now. We're in it now. So it's not gonna be great. Like I know everybody was, everybody was like excited. Like right after. Like a lot of these people are like, see,

he was a tyrant. Now it's better. Well, it's not gonna be great overnight. It's going to be, there's gonna be a lot of instability. And there, because a lot of people liked this guy. When a dictator goes, there was always a lot of people. that were like, I, he was cool. I liked him. And there's a lot of people. that are like, I hated him. He killed my son or whatever. But then there's a lot of people that were like,

that guy was swell. That's the way it is. If you kidnap Trump, half the country would love it. Half the country would hate it. You know, this is just the way it is. So, you know, you just gotta accept the new reality. of American foreign policy. We are going to be kidnapping people all over the world.

and we're gonna show up like Santa Claus, except we don't bring presents. We kidnap you. We're just gonna be kidnapping people. and you could support it or not support it. And the people doing it don't care. And the hope with this is that eventually we're going. to bring the cost of living down. through kidnapping world leaders. I mean that's truly what, that's now the plan.

Nothing else has worked. So we're going to have to bring the cause of living down. by kidnapping world leaders. No, I mean this is like a, it's like an action movie from the nineties. Like when I was a kid. Like, you're gonna see world leaders just get perp walked in. Brooklyn, and then hopefully like, you know, the, the, the prices stuff's gonna go down. You're gonna go to price at Turkey's down. So that's what we're gonna have to do. That's the decision that we've made. But as far as this woman, what's her name? Her name Renee Brown.

Renee, this is very sad. Renee, Renee, Renee Brown is a, is a motivational speaker. That's not who we're doing. What's her name? Renee. Remember that song? Just walk away, Renee, let's not play. that because it's a copyright. And people will say, I'm being insensitive. and I am not Renee, Nicole, what is it?

Renee, Nicole Good. Renee, Nicole. Good. You know, again, this is a unfortunate, horrific situation. I don't think, listen, what if you disagree with ice. as many people do, blocking federal agents. And I'm not saying this woman was doing this, by the way, but I, I do think that she was part of a group of people. that was trying to interfere with what they were doing. I I, I do think, and that's just, she's on those groups,

message groups and things like that. I do think that when you do stuff like that, federal agents are going to respond. How federal, how federal agents respond. You, you cannot obstruct law enforcement. physically use violence, try to intimidate law enforcement. Now, the extent to which she was doing that obviously is. what everybody's debating. I don't believe the cop was justified in shooting her. three times in the face.

By the way, I've always believed this, and this is something that I've caught heat for, but I've literally believed it since I'm a kid. I don't believe you should ever shoot someone in the. face more than once. I've no, seriously, I think, I just think it's ridiculous. So that they did that. and they, you know, the guy, these are, these are not well trained law enforcement. people in ice right now.

We are taking people that did backyard wrestling. I, I mean we are the people that are in ICE right now are, I mean this is your cousin. who like was in backyard wrestling. Like this is tough. This is not the cream of the crop. Do you know the guys that kidnapped Maduro, like Delta Force Navy Seals? This is not them. This is not the Delta Force Navy Seal people.

This is people that like had, this is people in their third grade report card the teacher. wrote that has violent tendencies. You know, I mean this is not, it just is what it is. I'm not saying you don't need law enforcement. to deal with people. Certainly people that have committed crimes, people. that are in the country illegally. There has to be a process. There has to be some accountability. I understand that.

And most sane people understand it. The thing about Minnesota where you go, no one's illegal on stolen land. and stuff, this is also silly and and ridiculous. All land is stolen. That doesn't mean you don't have laws in a country dummy. These, these people are not like serious people. But the same people that are saying she deserved three shots. to the face are also not serious. The country desperately needs serious people. They desperately need people that are, are serious people.

that are not like completely off the chain. That's why I showed the video. to a 6-year-old at the Cheesecake Factory. to get some perspective. Show your children the video, show your children the video. You have too much baggage. You are to one side or another. You've been too radicalised. Show it to the your child. Go, Hey bud. Hey bud.

Hey bud. Don't, don't don't touch the dog like that. We don't touch the dog by the eye. We don't do that. You know that, you know, we don't touch the dog by its eye. We don't touch his face. We pet him. Okay? But we don't touch his face. and we don't put our face near his face. Now mommy wants to show you a video right now. Okay? Now it's because we wanna get a fresh pair of eyes on this. Me and your father have been fighting. about it for a half hour. We wanna get a fresh pair of eyes. Alright? Would you, would you like to watch a video? Bluey?

It's not bluey. It's not bluey. I want you to look at me and I want you to focus. Do you know what a civil war is? What? Well, we're on the verge of that. It's a war okay? Between people that live in our country and it's happening. because people, they're watching this video. and we don't know what happened. Now, before, before I show you this video, I just wanna prepare you, alright? The woman who drove this car got shot in the. face three times.

What? She was shot in the face three times. And I want you to watch this video. and tell me what you think. Now play the video. Oh no. - Shame, - Shame all my, and then the kid will do this. Why. - He do that? He was undecided the car. It didn't seem like he was gonna get hit. It seemed like he was freaking out. That's what it feels like to me.

Even though I don't know why that woman was in the middle. of the cops, even though they're doing fucked up shit. She was putting herself in danger, but he didn't have to shoot her in the face three times. And I find it weird that the FBI is not letting a local. investigation happen and giving and they're giving him. - Immunity. And that's what the child would say. And then people, people, you know, because that's the answer here, by the way. The answer is this.

We need better trained people in. that, in that role. We can't have people going into community. And you don't wanna call 'em ice. You wanna abolish ice to call 'em something else. Whatever. If some, if trend, if somebody does something, law enforcement's gotta exist. The abolish the police crowd, they're not serious. Again, it's like, what are we doing? What are we 15? Like I, I don't have time to deal with these people. I can't see them on threads all the time. These people, they want something they're not ready for.

They, they, they're, they're not ready for what they want. They want some civil war. They don't want this. I'm you. They think they do. 'cause everything's, everything's a tweet. and a threat, whatever, it's, it, this is not what you want. So we have those people. and then we have people that are cing. for law enforcement no matter what they do. And those people are celebrating this. and celebrating death is ghoulish. It was ghoulish with Kirk. It's ghoulish now.

And I think that people have to like understand. that if we're gonna have a civil society, if anyone has any interest in having a civil. functioning society, you're gonna have to have. better trained people in those. roles so that things like this don't happen. You are also going to have to. do not glamorise, attacking.

or blocking federal agents. If you glamorise this, if there is an idea. that this is a historic mission. that you are on, and that you are going to take it to. that level, you will get, there will be. a consequence depending on, on what you do and,

and the response to it. So when you glamorise that, as I have seen, she died. for a good cause. She died. You know, when you, when you do things like this. and you are egging people on to, to be violent towards law enforcement, federal agents, ice, whatever, whether you hate 'em. or not, whether you feel that they're justified. or not, they're, they're federal law enforcement. So if you're glamorising people being violent, then you're gonna get people killed.

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You know, most people agree it's not gonna be like two sides. fighting each other. It's gonna just be random pockets. of violence. And we gotta, we gotta avoid that. That's we gotta avoid now. It's not cool to say that. it's much cooler to be like, fuck em, kill em, kill em all, let's kill. It's like, it's not what adults say.

That's not what adults say, but we don't have adults, which is why you have. to show your children this video. I know you don't want to, but it's the only honest feedback you're gonna get is from a. child whose brain hasn't been broiled with media. for the last 20 years. You can't even show this to a boomer. They'll be like, she's in a car killer. You don't even know what's happening. Why is she in a car?

If she's innocent, why is she in a car on the ice? You can't even show this to a boomer. You can't, you can't. because they like watching people die. The only joy they have is watching people get shot. It's the only, every movie they've. watched has been of, of that. Most of the TV shows they love watching the news. and watching people get shot, it makes them feel better.

So you can't get their opinion. You can't ask for someone's opinion over the age of 70 here. Well, the cops walked up to her car. and she listen, if you don't wanna get shot, stay in your house. Like they, they're not reliable. And then you have the, the people. that are just like, they're cooked.

I I this guy make this big, can you make this video big. so we can watch it one more time? - No, no. Shame. Shame. Oh my fucking God.

- You just watch it. Can you slow it down? Can you pause this for a second? Is there a way for you to slow it down? Yeah. Okay. If we can just slow it down a little bit. That's too slow. That's gonna take 45 minutes to do this video. That's gonna be really, that's way too slow. Slow it down. Once he gets to the thing.

car. No, here's the thing. Here's the thing, here's the thing right away when she says, when they say get out of the car, I don't know what she. before this, we have no context. We're just analysing the video right now. People are even gonna get mad that I'm doing this. They're gonna be like, why don't you just, you know, I'm analysing this. We don't know why she's there. I I imagine she's there. My guess is that she's obstructing something.

They're trying to do. This is my guess. I don't know that by the way. I'm saying I. literally don't know that. But she's in a situation that no one seems. to be in other than her, like her car is there. So they are trying. to arrest her essentially. because of whatever they're saying. Get out of the car, she's not getting outta the car. Let's, let's watch. But this is what I'm trying. to put this together because I've seen this video 90 times.

and I don't know what led up to this video. Okay? Oh. - No. Shit. Shit. - Oh my, yeah. So, I mean, the woman in the car did the. wrong thing. Meaning, and this is obvi, meaning. that it's not even a debatable point because she's dead. It's not even a debatable point. Now you, you might say, well, it's her right.

to, you know, whatever. It didn't work out for her. She did the wrong thing. Now, I don't believe from the angle I'm watching. that the federal officer feared. for his life at the speed she's going when she's. turning the wheel. I don't believe that the federal officer. feared for his life. He could have shot the tyres, they could have done other things.

This, this idea that everyone just, they have. to just shoot them in the head. People used to be able in this country. to pull off a trick shot where they would shoot, you know, they'd shoot an apple outta your hand. People used to be able to do that. They used to be able to, you know, like real marksman, a real marksman, shoot the hat off your head, that type of thing. Wear scares you, but you're still alive.

But you are, you now know not to play around. because someone who's a real marksman, can you get up, please Get up a video of, of a, of a professional marksman hitting a target. Just so, 'cause we need to get truly, we need to get kind. of back to this. If we get some videos of this, like,

right, this is what we need. Watch this. - They have to start out at a 45 degree angle. and no support standing completely free from that podium. that they're, that is in front of them. It's all her debut in the Olympics. Putting that's much better. A 10 point thing from the back. That's much better. A.

- 10.6. See what we need? We need, these are the types of people. we need in ice. Turkish sharp shooters who. are, that's a thick woman, isn't it? But I like her. But the, here's my point about that. You need professional marksmen. Can you please, there is a scene.

Can you get the shooting scene from Batman one, the scene where the joker is shooting his gun in a. bunch of different ways. He does it under the leg. It's Michael Keaton, it's Batman one. and yeah, yeah, maybe it's the Long gun. Get this. Now let's try to find, because we're hiring these people.

and they have no, now think about this. What? Look at that. I make the, that's what we need. because it's not about the shooting, it's about the actual gun. Go back to that. Go back to this. Imagine instead of shooting this woman, he pulls it. Look at that. It's about. the visual of it coming out. We need stuff like this.

We need ice to kind of, they, they, they gotta stop killing, but you know what I mean? But there are ways to get people's attention. Like for example, can you go into the, get the scene. where he comes in with the boombox. because people would like ice if they did more. things like this. Okay, now yeah, jump ahead a little bit.

Nothing crazy. Okay, keep going, keep going, keep going. I'll tell you. Okay, stop. Put the music on. Put it up a little bit. This is the best version of ice. they're painting. I don't know how this gets the immigrants out, but you think about something like this.

and just, what if. this was ice? No one would be mad. What if they were doing this. in the middle of Minneapolis? The immigrants would be so scared. Alright, we'll get Thank you. What's an it's a thought.

It's a thought that it w you know, that we're not gonna be just out there. This is actually kind of a nice story, man. Live streams his own death for paying viewers who egg him on. the man allegedly consumed six grammes of cocaine, two energy drinks, and a bottle of whiskey before dying.

Well, you know, this is, this is, I, I gotta be honest. with you, the internet, I've been feeling this over the last few days. It's getting dark. Have you noticed this? Have you noticed this internet? So now this man has live streamed his own death. His family discovered all the drugs around him. So just make this a little bigger so I can see it. A streamer has died while tackling a live challenge. involving cocaine and alcohol.

for private group of paying viewers. Sergio, Jim. and s Ramos was found kneeling in his bedroom, unresponsive and cold to the touch. His body was rigid with his head resting on the mattress. And one hand clenched around his phone. His mother and brother discovered an almost empty bottle. of whiskey, two cans of energy drinks in a pile of cocaine. They repeatedly heard webcam viewers asking, are you crashing yet, Sergio, you still haven't finished the bottle of whiskey. I mean, paramedics were called.

to the family home near Barcelona. He was pronounced dead Investigators believe he died. during a private video call watched by donors. who had paid to see him consume a bottle. of whiskey in six grammes of cocaine in under three hours. So these are really sick people. and this guy's killing himself on stream. And I guess the people that are watching this know. that there's a likelihood that this person's gonna die. I mean, I gotta be honest with you, it's,

this is unleashing the, the dark spirits in people, the internet. I mean, in October he began appearing in live streams, a private video called Run by streamer, run by a streamer. known online for extreme cyber begging challenges. They said of Sergio. He came here, saw.

what was going on, and set up his own group. Speaking about the night Sergio died, he said, I was told he took six grammes and three hours. and a two gramme line. Ugh. He had it. I told him several times that two grammes was an overdose. It's medically established. I told him not to stream, to leave telegram, that it was rubbish and that it was going to end badly. I'm not to blame, Sergio was receiving psychic treatment. and had a history of substance abuse.

This is really sick. and disturbing that this is. where the internet is, is heading. where you have people that are paying money. to get into these live streams. and watch people take their own lives. You know, I'm a pretty tolerant person, but I feel like, I feel like this type of behaviour,

you know, I it's, it, it's pretty indefensible. You know, I'm trying to think of a defence. Well, I've just found one. Here's the thing, they paid the money. No, I, I mean it's, listen, it's obviously, it's obviously not good. I mean the, you know, people are just getting off now. and watching people kill themselves.

It's incredibly unhealthy. And then those people wake up the next day. and they go get a sandwich. Somebody who paid money in that whatever private group. watching this guy destroy himself with drugs. and alcohol, paying money, watching this guy kill himself, gets up the next day and goes. and gets a Caesar salad. somewhere and eats it.

It's fucking unbelievable. how dark the world is. How incredibly dark. corners of the internet have gotten. We've always known about the dark web, the kiddie porn. and all the horrible, you know, shit like. that that's out there. You know, hiring the hitman for the wife, what all that stuff. But this stuff, these begging challenges where you are, you,

you know, people are literally. destroying their mind. and body killing themselves. for somebody's viewing pleasure. It's crazy. It's, and and here's what's even more fucked up. Netflix just bought this. Netflix just bought this. streamers channel. I am, I am enraged at this.

Netflix has just bought all of these kind. of torture rooms where people are killing themselves. 'cause they had a big meeting at Netflix. and they said this kind of thing needs. to be on our service. We've, we've almost got everything. So the team at Netflix has purchased.

the, these live stream chat rooms, these begging channels, what do you call them? What do you call these things? Cyber begging challenges. Netflix got together. and they said, let me ask you, have you heard. of cyber begging? And, and one of the young executives is like, no, what's that? Wink, wink. And they go, you know what it is?

It's a, it's a, it's a place where people beg people. to do crazy stuff and some of them die. and we want it on Netflix. We wanna put it on the front page. Take a two gramme line, see what happens. So Netflix, this is true, by the way, can look all this up. Nothing on this show is not thoroughly researched. Netflix has just bought.

these cyber begging challenges, these live streams. They're going out to a lot of the big live streamers. who are doing these cyber begging challenges. And Netflix is saying, we want people killing themself. for money on our platform. We have the and, and, and, and Netflix tells the people, the people that are. between life and death. Netflix tells them, they go, listen, we are a digitally native,

smart TV app on every smart TV in the world. We have the algorithm, we put out content, we stand behind our content. We are the, the home. of death. Will you be, will you be on our homepage killing yourself?

We have friends. And then the guy goes, I like friends. You know, he's coming outta like some type of, I kind. of like friends, cyber begging, cyber begging. It's an inter and they stand up in the Netflix room. and he goes, it's an interactive experience. that allows people to, to, to interact. with their favourite creators. and ask them to do things like kill themselves.

Netflix goes, where can we get legal on this? Where is, we can't be blamed. We're just a platform. We're the biggest platform in the world. Don't you wanna live stream your own death on the biggest. streaming platform in the world? Yeah, I guess so. Don't die for 12 people.

The last thing you wanna do is kill yourself for 12 people. Don't you wanna die on the biggest streaming. platform in a world? Stranger Things, house of cards, and now your death on Netflix. And well, they'll run a, they'll run a. parental thing before it. They'll go listen a parental notification. during some of the cyber begging challenges. that will now be featured on Netflix,

the largest digital streaming platform in the world. Some of the people are going to kill themselves. So that's why we got Netflix kids, if you're not into that, we got cartoons where people, where we, you know, I don't know, what is it? It's like a, it's always like a. non-binary pony over there or something. But the point is this, these people. deserve to be on Netflix. I'm telling you deserve to be on Netflix. You deserve to have your death on the larger street.

Now, of course people are gonna have to find it. They didn't even market as death. I was on Netflix for a half hour trying. to find my son's livestream death. I was trying to find my son's livestream death. And I, I ended up getting distracted. and I, I watched him at Dexter. That was good. Then I found it. Now they're not gonna market it. You gotta market your own livestream.

Death when it's on Netflix, you're lucky it's on there. You were lucky. It's on there that you don't have to anything. I market it. They'll take out a billboard. They'll take out a billboard with your bloated face. When you put that last line gak in your yak, when you put. that last line of grout in your nose. before you end your earthly journey, Netflix will take a photo out of your bloated face. as you're about to collapse onto the. mirror with the cocaine.

But, and, and you, your, your, your booze face, your eyes bugging outta your head. They'll put up a billboard. People will see it. But you gotta make sure you effectively kind of do the mark. But you're on the service. You are lucky to be on the service. You are lucky to be on the service. You understand that mean? If you think for a minute. that Netflix is not trying. to have people live stream their deaths on,

on Netflix, you're outta your mind. You are out of your mind. My agent I'm telling you right now is. of having a stroke right now. But if you think Netflix is not trying to get people. to kill themselves on Netflix, you are outta your mind. That's all they're trying to do. They are sitting with lawyers day in. and day out to try to find a way to legally get people.

to kill themselves on that thing for money. Okay? If you think Netflix is not having an. ai, right? Ice verse lesbian. If you think that's not coming out in two years, you are out of your mind. If you don't think Netflix is having artificial. intelligence, right? A making a murderer style thing about this whole thing,

you are out of your mind. And that's a great thing. Now because AI is also going to, is going. to prompt the people to kill them. You're not even gonna need the people soon. AI is gonna prompt the people in the cyber begging. challenges to kill themself and Netflix is gonna put it. Can I say that again? And Netflix? 'cause every time I say it, the people that do business. with me get very nervous.

But I'm, but again, I'm not saying it's bad. I'm excited for it. Do you get what I'm saying? Do you get me? I'm excited for it. And ai. and they're gonna say this in a media, Netflix, they go, our calculations are. that AI very soon will actually start asking the. people to kill themselves. And we will just have to stream it. Thank you. Get legal on ai.

Can you get Donna get legal on AI telling the. people to kill themselves? Where are we on that? Where are we on legal? 'cause if the people tell them to kill themselves, and we are not, we're just a host. of this whole thing, we're not really involved. But if it's our ai Donna, what if it's just a. sake of argument here, Donna. What if it's an, it's an outside AI that's like ours. but not ours and that's telling to kill themselves. and they do on this.

Okay, just, just, just lawyer that Donna, just lawyer. that please, lawyer that please. Tiger roll as well with the avocado tiger roll. Thank you. Just lawyer that tim do comedy.com. There are no shows. Don't come, we're done. And you know, be kind out there to each other. Truly be kind.

because. we are in a situation where. there is such a, there is such a, we're living in a time where. there's such a negative. vibe in the air. People aren't happy.

And the only thing that we can do is kind of. reach out to the people we love and love them. Reach out to the people you love and love them. Bye-bye.