I'm On Strike | The Tim Dillon Show #354
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim. Dillon show. I want to explain the. backdrop for a minute. We are in our new. studio in New York. We have two studios. Um so that we never have to miss a video. episode of the podcast. So our New York. City background is on its way. But we wanted to get an episode out for. you uh this week. And we were were. hoping that. the background is going to arrive. But. we're dealing with all kinds of. characters. Uh people from the. netherworld. Uh dark people that, you.
know, uh you know, they exist uh at the. bottoms of stairwells and they're can. only be contacted by certain means. And. you know, where they're doing it though. It's going to be great. But, you know, we are. we are using uh the the the people of. the earth as you call them, right? The. little kind of. you know, they burrow into things and. under things and many of them are just. there. And then we're using them to get. to get the you know, and it's coming. So.
don't but this is not the permanent. background. It's a black curtain. Um. and SAG is on strike. And I support and we're on YouTube right. now. And I'm gay, YouTube. I'm a gay. person. I'm gay. I'm a homosexual gay man on YouTube in a. very. heterosexual. patriarchal world of people. And what a. Oh, what a horrible thing for me to have. lived through that being gay. And I'm so.
happy I can be gay on YouTube. Be gay. man on YouTube. Homosexual gay on. YouTube. And and it held me back in life. dealing with that. And I I stole a lot. And that was They were also not great. But I was trying to buy drugs. But it. was hard. So to have the bravery to be. gay on YouTube. Gay. To be gay on YouTube. And so and to. support the Ukraine. Unquest- I don't. even know I don't question it at all.
Every dollar I make, half of it I should. go to the Ukraine. because I'm gay. YouTube on being gay in the Ukraine. Which is something I would love to I. would love to be gay in the Ukraine. if I could. And the only way I can is if. they win that [ __ ]. So that's all I wanted to say starting. off the show. I love the new Little. Mermaid. It's not black enough.
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, IT'S NOT black. enough. The new Little Mermaid. It's. actually not. I want it to be even. blacker. And and I She has a lovely voice, that. girl that's singing. It's beautiful. Um but I think it could have even went, you know, to where it's almost. uncomfortable for everyone. And that's. what I wanted. Um but that's all I have to say to. because I'm here now on YouTube. And I'm and I and I. and I support Fran.
Drescher to the the person who's doing. this writer's strike. I do. And the SAG. She's the in in the the union that I'm. in, the Screen Actors Guild. Fran Drescher, who if you remember was. in a show called The Nanny. And she was the star of the show. She. was the nanny. And she is now the president of the. Screen Actors Guild. And it's a great. injustice. what's happening right now. And I'm a. little disappointed that Americans don't. care. about the the the trouble that actors.
and writers are having. not making any money. Americans are like, "Hey, they're. they're they're of the attitude. It's. like, "Hey, [ __ ] you. And all you make is crap that we don't. want to watch.". But that's not true. There's a few things that you like that. could go away if this doesn't get. rectified. There are. Those big budget Marvel movies you all.
like, you slumber into the theater like a herd. of cattle and buy a bucket of soda with. your kids and eat little hot dog donuts, they're going away. Hey, that's going. away. It's not just Succession. Some of the things you like are going. The movies where cats talk to each. other. You like that? That's out, too. All the films where cats and dogs speak.
because Americans like Well, they like. that. They like when cats and dogs speak. to each other because they can't in real. life. But in the movies they can't and people. like it. So some of those things that. American like and they like movies and. What is that? The Fast and Furious where. they keep stealing all the car They keep. taking cars every year in some of the. desert. And that can go away. It's not just the the [ __ ] things. that your, you know, brother-in-law watches on the BBC, which.
is not affected by the but there's some. actual real explosions that may not. happen because of the strike. So you. should you should get mad at this. And I, you know, I famously here see. everyone's point with the strike. I do. Because I I think people should get paid. fairly. But then I look at what's happening. And. I look look look. Let's take a look at Snow White. Snow White is a movie that is coming out.
now. It is a Disney film. It is it should be. a hit. Snow White. Who could have more name. recognition. than Snow White? Everybody knows what. Snow White is about. It is about uh. a woman or a girl. who is tempted with a witch who gives. her an apple. Is that correct? That is correct. After that I don't.
But it's there's a wolf, too. But. everyone knows about it. It's big. And it should just these things these. remakes should just kill. There should be no It should be on. if you don't [ __ ] this stuff up, it. should be easy. Snow White, get a wolf, get a [ __ ]. get a witch. You're done. Get a prince, probably. Now, Snow White, you would think this.
would be the perfect time to employ. little people. Not using the other M word. I'm on. YouTube and I'm gay. But I'm using the word little people. Now, you would think these are This is. seven little actors can work. Seven little actors can now work. You. would think, right? Wrong. Wrong. Disney's live-action Snow White under.
fire for replacing seven dwarfs with. {quote} magical creatures of all sizes. and genders. This again was the one opportunity for. little people to have their moment in. the sun other than that role on Game of. Thrones that he killed, Peter Dinklage. But now seven people get to have. a potential shot. And what do they do? Get Make that Make. that screen bigger. Look at this freak.
show. that they have. First of all, these are. not dwarfs. There's only one dwarf. The rest of them look unkempt. They look. homeless. They look diseased. This You. could have accomplished this by going to. Seattle and grabbing seven heroin. addicts that were living under a [ __ ]. bridge. This is scary. This does not. look like something kids would like. I. You should have little cherubic-like.
people. That's what dwarfs are. They're. tiny, somewhat chubby, hearty, hard-working people. This is like a. [ __ ] unemployment line of scum. Every person here I couldn't. What are they wearing? What are they. dress What is that? Why are you. destroying. everything? This is so easy to not [ __ ]. up. You can have black little people.
There's nothing wrong with that. Get all. the little people of all the races. But. they need to be little. Why are you Why. are you WHY IS THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE. with long hair being hired? What group is he in? Let me see why they're doing it cuz. they're trying to modernize these. movies. They're destroying everything. And this is one of the reasons it's hard. to get people to care about this strike. because they have turned on the. business. They don't enjoy the things.
that are being made anymore. They don't care. And it's if you don't get them to care, you lose that popular support. Let's. find out. Okay, {quote} "Literally no offense to. anyone, but I was a little taken back. when they were very proud to make this. bigger. when they were very proud to cast a. Latina actress as Snow White, which by. the way, it's fine That's fine. No one cares, okay?".
"But you're still telling the story of. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." He. said in January 2022. I don't know who's saying that. Um. "You're progressive in one way, but then. you're still making that [ __ ]. backwards story about seven dwarfs. living in a cave together. What the [ __ ]. are you doing, man? Have I done nothing. to advance the cause from my soapbox? I. guess I'm not loud enough.". In response, Disney said it was taking. quote a different approach to avoid.
reinforcing stereo What it's about. Christ almighty. So, find out who said. that cuz they ruined the whole [ __ ]. movie. One guy said it somebody had a problem. with that they were making a movie with. seven By the way, what I don't even. understand the negative stereotypes. about dwarfs in the movie. That they work hard? First of all, if you remember, the. dwarfs were not painted as one thing. There was Sleepy, Happy,
uh there was a few of them. Dopey, there. were a few different dwarfs, and I. forget what they did and who they were, but they each had a specific personality. and a specific thing that they did. Nobody was saying that like all the. dwarfs are one thing. Is it but all that. they they were just they worked hard, right? That was what we knew them for. that they were workers? Why is that such. a bad idea? Why is that a What what.
stereotype is being reinforced that they. live in a cave? I'm I'm so curious. Dinklage. Oh, this is Peter Dinklage. You know, I got to be honest. I'm not. happy about this. And I don't want to go. to war with him, but it's really like. What if there was a. if there was a. uh if there was a Disney film. called Snow White and the fat [ __ ].
If there was. No, I'm saying if there. was. I'm not saying there is. If there. was. And it was seven fat [ __ ]. that were like myself kind of loud and. vicious. Number one, better movie. Number two, why would I complain about like what is. he complaining about? Does Peter. Dinklage not like that there were. dwarfs? Does he not want them to. I don't know. I'm confused, man. He. doesn't like the portrayal of the. disability in the What's the disability.
What as what though? This is what I'm trying to understand, and maybe he could help me understand. this because maybe. I'm not understanding why he's mad, and. maybe he's mad for very legitimate. reason. All I'm understanding is that. there are people that are little. Maybe. they don't like the word dwarf, but they. are littler than other people, right? And Snow White befriends them. Right. What's the problem? I'm I mean I don't I don't under Can you.
articulate why he's upset? If I were. guessing, maybe he doesn't want his his. culture to be a Disney character. Dwarf culture. I I just Here's the thing, man. Then. don't make it. Or Disney's got to tell him [ __ ] you. Someone's got to tell him [ __ ] you, Peter. Hey, [ __ ] you. YOU KNOW HOW MANY LITTLE LIKE HE'S. taking Here's what Peter Dinklage is. doing. He's taking the food out of a.
little woke mouth of those little mouths. that could be eating. Peter Dinklage is. stealing food out of their mouth. THERE'S SEVEN HERE'S what Peter Dinklage. is saying. I'm the only one that can be. famous. Just me. Sorry, everybody. We're. shutting that down. You know how I was a. dwarf in Game of Thrones? That's cool. Everyone else, we're closing the little. bridge. The little bridge is going up, and no one can cross over it now because. I'm already rich. So, now there's seven scumbags.
that are going to be in this movie when. there were seven actors that have. probably been working their asses off. This is the [ __ ]. Like I would like to play the Cheshire. Cat. That's like a Disney role for me. that I'd love to play cuz it smokes and. it's it's it's kind of nasty, and but. and you could tell it's like. it's like just it's like it it it like. cares about what's going on, you know? Like it it's kind of cognizant of what's. happening. Yeah, I like the Cheshire Cat. It's So,
this would be my role. It This should be my role. This is what. I would like to do if I was in If I was. involved if Bob Iger called me today, if you called me today, probably trying. to get me to kill Fran Drescher, but if. you called me today, he'd be like. he'd give Ray Compagon. He'd be like Bob. Iger hands Ray Compagon. He goes, "Do. the right thing, Ray. Listen. What What? Do it. Do the right thing. She's causing all kinds of problems, Ray." But to the Cheshire Cat is a role. for me where I would go, "God damn it, I.
want to be in that." We're We're getting. ridiculous, man. So, now we have Snow White and the seven. homeless people. Look at that. If I saw. that crew, I would go nuts. They're going to destroy the company. Bob Iger is a good CEO. He cannot let. this happen. They're going to destroy Now, the Little. Mermaid, she was a great talent. She had.
a great voice. But every one of her sisters was a. different race. It was like weird. Like. one was like a Romanian gypsy, and the. other one It's like it didn't make any. sense. So, a lot of this stuff by its very. nature doesn't make sense to anybody. We don't get it. So, I'm just saying that it was a it's a. real issue. what's happening right now. with the strike. Now, get up, Fran. Drescher. Like what what is I because I.
am on strike now. I am I and I want to show up to the. picket lines, and I want to show the support because I. am striking. I won't work right now. unless I'm paid, and I have some of my. own demands that are outside of the. strike. I'm going rogue. This is uh Fran Drescher the other day. giving a speech about the strike. Yes, let's see it. I want to see it. You cannot change the business model.
Here we go. Now, by the way, what's. great about her, they're all acting all. the time. This is the most Now, I agree. with a lot of what they want. Some of it. I think is unrealistic, and the studios. will not budge on AI and you know, maybe. not the size of writers' rooms. I do. think they'll pay them more. I do think. the residuals they'll come to the table. on that. But here's why it's the most. insufferable strike in the world. Everyone is acting. Like when air traffic controllers go on. strike, they're not acting.
You know, these I mean there's a strike. every other day here in New York. There's a an inflatable rent-a-rat. Some. unions picketing the local whatever. They got the signs. The reason this strike is very it's. disgusting to people and grotesque is. because all the people in it are at like. when Ron Perlman was like. Ron Perlman, you know him, the guy who. plays a Hellboy and all that other. stuff. He's like cuz supposedly it. leaked out that a studio had said, "We're We're We're just going to let. them lose their houses. We're going to.
We're going to bleed them out. We're. going to let these writers and these And. on my Patreon, I talk a lot more about. this in in a little bit of detail. But. he goes, "Basically, we're going to let. them die." And he loses it. So, now Ron. Perlman came back, and he's like, "There's a lot of way to lose your. [ __ ] house, brother." Like he did. like a thing where he's like there's a. lot of way to there's a lot of ways to. lose your house. Basically a threat. Going, "There's a lot of ways to lose. your house. Like maybe I'll burn it. down. Maybe I'll kill you." But he's an. actor. He's not doing anything. He's. kind of a puss. He's an actor. No.
offense. He could probably kill me, but. he's not burning down Bob Iger's house. You You It's just not what he is. So, they're all doing [ __ ] like that. They're all do They're all going to go. like above There's a There's a lot of. ways to lose a house. Don't You don't want to It's like you're. not the thing you pretend to be. Just. focus in and try to get a good deal. hammered out. She's also losing her. mind. Now, remember, we like and I. respect Fran Drescher, um but these.
people have not acted in a while, and it. shows. Let's go to Fran. it has changed, and not expect the. contract to change, too. We're not going to keep doing. incremental changes on a contract that. no longer honors what is happening right. now with this business model that was. foisted upon us? Can someone write this for her, by the. way? Can someone Can someone stop it? Can. someone write this down for her?
Because she's looks like erratic, and. she doesn't know what's going on, and. this is not a good communication. strategy. I understood This is the way. that they think, actors. They're all. like, "It's got to be all over the. place." SHE'S LIKE, "THAT BUSINESS MODEL. IS CHANGED. BUT IT'S LIKE you got just let's Let's. hammer out points. Couple of points. Couple of key points. Point one, point. two, point three, point four. Not this. I'm all over the place. I'm screaming.
and yelling." She looks like she's about. to break out into a song. "The studios. are lying." It's like you got to you. know, you got to just a little composure. goes a long way. And I say that as a member of SAG who is. striking, who should be heard. I I have. a strike platform, and it's. controversial, and my strike plat And a. lot of people aren't going to like it. My strike platform is give the studios. 90% of what they want.
Let's take 10%, and many people do not like that, but I. say give the studios 90%. I Let's take. 10. Let's take 10. And that has been. defeated. I have been called a scab. I. have been called a bootlicker for. billionaires because I have just. suggested it was a mild suggestion. giving the studios 90% of what they. want. Taking the lowest earning members of SAG.
and putting them in not a slave program, but a like an indentured servant kind of. working maybe like a mentorship thing. And of course I have been attacked for. that. But. No, it's at the end of the day the. Hollywood in in the machine is going to. shrink now. It has to. There's 600. shows. Nobody's watching a lot of them. There's a lot of people trying to make a. living as an actor or a writer. It's not. sustainable. Shows like mine cost a lot. less to produce than these shows. We. have more people watching this than a.
lot of the shows that are being produced. by streamers for millions and millions. and millions of dollars. Long-term the. sustainability of the business model. is being called into question. And of course the streamers are being. shitty to writers and actors. They. always have been. Um and let's see how. much leverage the writers and actors. have. I'd like to see them hammer out a. good deal. I've. offered to kind of go in and and. negotiate, but they they're not giving. up on AIs. They. If every industry in the world is using. AI, Hollywood's not going to take a.
moral stand. This is the business that. raped children and threw women. into the fire pits when they spoke up. about anything except a couple years. ago. They're not going to be the ones to. take a moral stand about AI. Like. they're not going to be like, well, you. know, we don't we care about humans and. we don't want to displace any human. beings. No, they're trying to accelerate. AI so much that they never have to see. another actor and writer again. And I'm sure they would love that. Um so so you'll you'll you'll have to.
figure out somewhere. that the business that we can live. and people that are working in this. business that where their labor is. getting rewarded in a way that they can. feel comfortable with. That's the. serious angle of it. But there are. things you're not going to win on these. certainty. You can't keep ruining. everything with this crap. where you're hiring. people based on race, sexuality, gender.
and not level of talent. And I'm not. saying you can't find both. But if you're going to do this thing. where you're going to remake movies so. that they're morality tales where people. can learn lessons, they're just [ __ ]. not going to watch them. You're not. going to they're not going to care. Do you know who is Snow White, by the. way? Do you know who's the new Snow. White? Dylan Mulvaney. Dylan Mulvaney is Snow White. Because nobody learns. Nobody learns a lesson. Dylan Mulvaney.
is coming as Snow White with the seven. magical gender creatures. She's coming to a screen near you. Let's. finish up with Fran. She looks very. angry. She's got to look The thing is. you got to look a little cooler. Start. You got to I feel like you got to turn. it down. It's it's it's too much. If I I. would say, CUT. CUT. Too much. Just take. a little less. A little Fran, no, we get. it.
We understand you you got people are. yelling at you cuz you took a photo with. Kim Kardashian in Italy and people don't. think you're you don't think you're in. the cause. But we just you we just need. you to tone it down a little bit and get. a hairbrush. Continue. It's crazy. Is it? So the jig is up, AMPTP. That's right. We stand tall. That's right. YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE. COFFEE. I like that one. You cannot Coffee. She had to she had to find a way to get. the word coffee in there.
Maybe she'll use water, TOO. THE WATER. SIDE. THE COFFEE. YOU BETTER SMELL THE COFFEE. WE'RE ON. THE WATER HERE. IT'S. SAG. SAG. 87% of people in SAG make less than. $26,000 a year. They cannot even qualify. for health insurance. 26,000 is. the SAG minimum to qualify for health. insurance. There is so much inequality. in the entertainment business, right?
You know, even though it's quote a. progressive and liberal business, it's. an insane amount of inequality. And they got to figure something out, but it's also a tough business. because who's really in it? How much do you have to do to be in the. [ __ ] business, right? You can't just. show up and say I'm a writer, I'm an. actor, I'm a comedian. It takes years of. hard work, unpaid. You got to figure it. out. You hop from gig to gig to gig to. carve out a career. It's not a regular. business. It doesn't operate like that.
It's not a job creation business. Their. their job is not to create jobs for. people. Their job is to find the most. talented people that are trying to do. this and give them opportunities. Or. that was their job and it should still. be their job. I support. everyone involved here. I support SAG. I. support the WGA. I support Big Daddy. Zaz, David Zaslav. I support Bobby Iger. over at Disney.
I support Ted Sarandos at Netflix. Call. me. I support every all the CEOs. I. support the writers and the CEOs because. you know what? We're all human beings. We're human being. It doesn't matter if. you make a billion dollars or a $10. We all bleed red blood. So I can't it's. hard for me to choose. between. the people that have. the all the billionaires and the people.
that I personally know in my own life I. don't really like. But I I agree with the writers and in in. theory. I just don't want to have to see. them or talk to them. Because now they're all trying to do. stand-up. God, is that a mess. So shout-out to Big Daddy Zaz. I I I. support you. You're going to have to. fold These streamers are going to have. to fold a little bit, but I like what. they're doing in the moment because it's. like. Nobody wants to see anybody fold. quickly. I think there should be a long. strike with a lot of violence. I think. the violence should go both ways. I.
think there should be people getting I. think people like Fran Drescher should. walk around armed security. I think. there should be a lot of egg throwing. and pies. I think there should be like. real like blood on the street. I think. there should be lamb's blood on the. door. I think that's good. Now I'm not. advocating for any of that. I'm not. telling anyone to do it. Strictly as. someone who's watching this, it would be. nice to see a very Hollywood strike. Like make Let's make it a Hollywood. strike. Let's make it what the movies. aren't. Fun and watchable. I That's what.
I would hope. That's what I would hope. That's all. Like is there a version of Fran Drescher. that smacks Big Daddy Zaz in the face? Does she spit at Bob Iger? And does Bob. Iger does Bob Iger just [ __ ] go at. her? You know, I don't know how it works, folks. I'm just saying. that's my goal. My goal is that it is a. very watchable and then hopefully it. ends. The pole dancing convention has. left Florida. Ron DeSantis, who I think. is a little bit of a hysteric um about.
the GLGBL. LGBT. QIA2. stuff. I think he's a little bit of a. hysteric. Although I do and I've talked. about many times that I think the LGBT. whatever community, they're also losing. their minds now and they're it's a big. tent now and it's they're inviting a lot. of people in. But. this was said to me because you know. that I. am a fan of. um you know, I like.
reasonable. people. Rational people. PoleCon. moves the 2024 convention away from. Florida. citing drag ban and anti-LGBTQ. laws. PoleCon. a popular pole dancing convention has. decided to move its 2024 convention out.
of Florida. citing the state's anti-LGBTQ. laws. Let's get to the article here. In an interview with Insider, Colleen. Jolly. the seat No way that's her name, but the. CEO and owner of PoleCon. said she thought she'd hoped to hold the. convention in Orlando due to the size of. the pole community there. Keeping the convention inclusive for.
LGBTQ+. attendees meant moving it, she said. Quote, Unfortunately, a growing number. of states are making these really broad. laws in the name of protecting children, but they're not protecting children at. all. They're just about controlling and. harming trans and queer folks. Jolly. told Insider the convention needs to be. moved because a small contingent of its. attendees are under 18 years old. The 1,300 person event typically sells. less than 10 tickets to minors. accompanied by their parents. So what. they're they're Here's the deal.
The idea that Florida is trying to make. itself a state where minors cannot pole. dance. is insane. It's No, it's frankly disgusting. I my cuz it is a sport. Pole dancing. It's an art. My cousin and her children visited my. Hamptons estate recently. It's not an. estate. It is compared to you. Unless you're someone, you know,
Here's the point. My cousin and her. children were at my house. The first. thing I asked and I forget their ages, seven or eight or whatever, who cares. Sweet kids. First thing I asked, are. they pole dancing? Are they pole dancing? No, it's true. Are they pole dancing? Because it is a great Number one, it's. exercise. So many of these kids are fat. Get them on the pole. Get them on the pole, young. So, Florida. is trying to make itself a state that. does not welcome families.
who want to attend PoleCon. Families of people. Usually, here's the deal. Despite that, cuz the Florida law prohibits children. from attending adult live performances, which includes drag shows and some pole. dancers perform in clothing that does. not match their gender assigned at. birth. So, if you want to take your. children. to see. pole dancing drag queens in Florida,
you're not allowed to do it. And that's sad to me. If you want to take your children. to Florida and instead of going to. Disney World, you want to take them to PoleCon so they. can watch. pole dancing and maybe learn to be a. pole dancer. What if your child is a drag pole. dancer? This is People are born the way they're. born. What if your child. is a 10-year-old who comes to you and.
says, "I am a drag queen." And you go, "I support you." And you go, "Hold on. I am also a pole dancer. And I want to go to PoleCon in Florida. where I can. dress in drag and dance on a pole. with my friends. I want to dance on a pole with my. friends in drag. And if you're a parent, you have to look at your child and go, "Honey, yes. For Christmas this year,
right after we get home from mass, I will buy two tickets to PoleCon. so that me or three, we'll bring your. father and we'll all go down together. and your father will will watch you pole. dance.". Because. this is crazy. This is a big thing for a lot of. families. This might be the new Disney World in 20. years in our country. There might be more people going to. PoleCon. PoleCon maintains that parents should.
make the decisions for their children. for which showcases and workshops to. attend during PoleCon. Right. Jolly wrote in the blog post discussing. the decision to move the convention. This is not about drag. It never It's. like here's the deal. If you take your. kids to PoleCon, you have to decide what is important for. them to see and what's not. Some performances highlight black and. Latino online perform. Latinx performers, while others have performers from the. LGBTQ+ community. Other showcases are. specifically for younger attendees to. perform at. Other showcases are.
specifically for younger attendees to. perform at. So, that's when That's for. the kids who wanted. to pole dance. I mean, if you're a cisgender straight person, you're probably not paying attention to. these laws because you know I mean, listen, here's the reality. It's one of. those there but for the grace of God go. I things. First they came for kids who are pole. dancing. And you know what I mean? And then. what's next?
The. The reason I have this article up, I do. think DeSantis is wants to make the. country into a Christian theocracy, which I'm sure some people love. uh that idea. Of course, those people. rape more children than anyone. That. being said, you know, the Catholic. Church, they would be closing down. those. Um that being said, this is insane. Who is right Who. is taking children to a pole dancing. convention in Florida? It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. And I read this article, I'm like, "This.
is [ __ ] a madhouse.". So, I do think. um. this does not help the case. of anyone. I was reading this and. they're like, "DeSantis' laws are. targeting people." And then I read it. and I'm like, "Oh, it's a pole It's pole. It's like people that want their. children to pole dance. are apparently. upset about it about about it. I'm not. saying I don't know if you should ban. that. I think it's a bad idea. for kids to start tinkering with.
puberty. It's a very bad idea. Should it be banned in all cases? I. don't know. There's probably some. extreme cases. Um. but I you know, again, I just think this. is funny that the example being used is. a pole dancing convention. in Florida where people are. taking their children. to a pole dancing in Florida. Robert De Niro's grandson, and I I. touched on this in the Patreon, very. sad, died by taking.
a pill that was a Percocet and then it. had fentanyl in it. Now, they're saying. that fentanyl is in 90% of drugs in New. York City right now. It's crazy. He was sold this drug by a 20-year-old. girl named Heli What? Sophia Heli Marks. Sophia Heli Marks, called the Percocet. Princess. We cannot find one photo of. her online. Here is my conspiracy. theory. I think she might be the. daughter of somebody wealthy. Could that. be? Is that possible? Percocet Princess who allegedly sold.
Robert De Niro's grandson drugs that led. to his suspected overdose warned him, literally, "I don't want to kill you.". That's what she said. But then she sold him the fentanyl-laced. pills. She's being held without bail on. federal narcotics charges in Manhattan. after selling fake oxycodone and Xanax. with fentanyl in them to Leonardo De. Niro Rodriguez, 19. RIP. He did not make it. Very sad.
Um Rodriguez first texted Marks on June. 30th asking him to buy {quote} 30s blue. counterfeit oxycodone stamp with the. number, and she allegedly replied that. they are potentially dangerous. "Do you really need them?". Marks replied, according to the criminal. complaint. "I don't want to kill you. I don't like serving you cuz they're not. script.". Meaning not prescription grade. But she served him anyway. And now sadly, tragically, he died.
And uh this is one of those stories. that, you know, makes you really think that um you know, if you need if you're out there and. you're struggling with drugs, you got to. get help because there's too much [ __ ]. on the street right now that can kill. you. And not over a long period of time. We're talking pretty instantaneously. You take one Percocet.
I used to take Percocet and I never. thought and I never felt that I was in. danger from taking Percocet. I thought. it was just a fun way to start a. morning. And it's a good way to kind of. get into the day. You drive to work. You scratch a little bit. You get an. itch. But you know, Percocet. uh to me was never like, "Oh, you're. going to die." Vicodin. was never like, "Oh, you're going to. drop dead." Oxys are a different story. Certainly oxys that are laced with. fentanyl are a different story.
A lot of kids right now are taking very. severe and serious drugs. and dropping dead. And it's [ __ ] very. sad. And I don't know what's going to. happen to this chick. I don't know what's going to happen to. her, but she's probably going to She's. going to have to go to jail for a long. time. She's going to have to go to jail, but I. don't know if that's going to happen in. this state. They might put her right back out on the. street. But we talked about on the on the bonus. episode, like. what would they do in Singapore?
How would they handle it? They would hang her. in Singapore. They would hang her. And I'm not saying that that should. happen. But. that's interesting. If you if you wanted to clean up society. like really quickly, interesting. That's all I'm saying. Interesting. Cocaine, speaking of drugs, they found cocaine in the White House a. couple of weeks ago, about a week ago.
And. it's it's 1,000%. Hunter's. There's no way it's not Hun-. There's zero way it's not Hunter Biden's. coke. Zero. Look at. Hunter Biden. Get the video up of him on the White. House. He's on a balcony. and he does what every coke head does, who's like sweating and. they they don't quite know what to do. with their hands. He's a little manic. and he. he puts his hand through his hair. He's.
He's still actively using drugs. I'm. going to go out there and say it. I have. no proof of this, but it doesn't matter. Hunter Biden is still using drugs. Let's look at the Mr. Sober right here. So, this is an event at the White House. where Hunter Biden I'm telling you right. now, he's high on cocaine. You don't have to believe me. Yeah, he's high on cocaine. He adjusts. his nose right there, too. You see that? Yes, cuz he's doing cocaine.
And they know. Jill knows. And there's another Get it? There's. another video of him as well, like Look, here he is. Yeah. Here he is. He's still. Here he is. There he goes. Yeah. Yeah, he's getting Now, where's he. going? Where's he going? Where's he off. to? Where is he going? Okay, I'll see you. later. Then he goes with the wife and. now he's out. Where is he going? The.
party's on the deck right there. Right? Isn't that Isn't that where the. party is? Where's he going? Why is he. leaving his face his family, including. the president and the first lady, are. standing on that balcony. The party's on the balcony, hunty baby, where's he off to? Could I guess? He's still on drugs, and this is uh. unfortunate.
This is unfortunate. He probably knows. that Percocet princess. She's probably on his laptop. Um but no, there's there's no way he's. not. And by the way, I would also be on. drugs if we were trying to present my. father, who's riddled with dementia, as an. appropriate candidate for the pres- I. mean, it's crazy. You got to think about. he never I mean, the level of fraud you. have to engage in, forget politics, to. just pretend that Joe Biden is a. functioning adult.
The level of censorship you have to. engage in is North Korean. draconian censorship. Bottom up, top down, everybody's got to. be silent. You got to go with everybody, random comedians, slash somebody here, demonetize, age gate it, make people. sign in. You got to really chip away. at people's free expression. because this is a guy that's clearly, you know, have in in some state of. cognitive decline.
And his son is there doing cocaine, and. Jill doesn't look happy. Jill doesn't know what's going on. And Hunter is fiddling with his If I was. Hunter, but I would never touch my nose. Just cuz I even if I had an itch, I. would know the implication. The. implication is is bad. And I wouldn't leave anywhere. If. everybody was on the balcony with the. kids, I would stay on the balcony with. the kids. I would not leave. Because I was an addict. It took me.
years and years and years. to get over that. When people look at. you, "Where you going? How have you. been?" You know you're an addict when. for Christmas, instead of getting cash, you start to get gift cards. Gift cards mean that your family thinks. you're a junkie. Now, maybe not anymore because it's more. digital and those are more common, but. back then they were not as common. It was the the first generation of gift. cards to come out, and everybody's like,
"Oh, Timmy's having problems. Give him a. gift card. You can go buy a CD at the. wall.". Here's a gift card to Sam Goody. And of course, we'd use them to cut coke. up. You know, we ain't going to stop us. But. it takes a long time after you've. reestablished yourself to. gain the trust back of people. Now, imagine you had documented every.
bad thing you ever done on a laptop, every hooker you ever [ __ ] with a gun. to her head, driving, you know, at crazy. speeds, whatever he's whatever he's. documented. on his uh laptop, okay? He will never in his lifetime, in 10. lifetimes, he will never be trusted. again. This is a man who hooked up with. his dead brother's ex. He will never be trusted again. This. will never happen. Never ever ever ever. ever. He knows that. He knows he'll never get it back. The.
trust he will he will be, and it's. unfortunate, but he'll be looked at as. some type of crackhead forever. So, someone like that in his situation, it. seems like, you know, the motivation for them to stop is is is. low. Cuz he knows it's hard to get it back. And he knows whatever scams they were. running with Burisma, that energy. company in the Ukraine, they can't do that anymore. Everything's.
out in the open. He knows that. Speaking of the Ukraine and Russia, we're now sending cluster bombs. We're sending cluster bombs to the. Ukraine. This is a good idea. Cluster bombs, cluster bombs to the. Ukraine. Um Russia will also use cluster bombs, by the way. Vladimir Putin warned on. Sunday that Moscow has, quote,
"sufficient reserves of its own cluster. munitions.". Yeah, baby. So, if you haven't paid attention yet, we'll sum it up for you. We do not want this war to We are. scared. The Russia-Ukraine war. is the Defense Department's SAG after. strike. They do not want it to end. They're not coming to the table. They.
don't care. They're upping the ante. Here's cluster bombs. They know Russia's. got cluster bombs. As long as people are. dying and people are building weapons, they win. That's all they're concerned about. The. minute things start to look like they. could be moving in a direction of peace, we will stop that. We will get in the. way of that, big time. Um there's absolutely We have zero.
interest in that. Ukraine could use an increasing number. of cluster bombs as its stockpiles of. conventional shells run low. As it looks, so Ukraine is no longer. winning the war. For a while they were, now they are not. You know, Putin goes, "We have our own cluster. munitions.". You know, if they do something, we're. going to do something. If they do it, we'll do it. And this is going to be a failed state. It's probably going to be a frozen. conflict, meaning like nobody. actually has a decisive victory. Hard to.
win the war, hard to win the peace. And it just becomes a perpetually. dysfunctional state, and the war kind of goes on, and it. sucks up time and resources until, I guess, one of those governments is. potentially overthrown, and. somebody comes in there. I I don't know. I don't know. But I just think that. it's just it's it's funny now because we. started this just like COVID. We were. like, "Two weeks, we'll stop the spread,
we'll slow it. It's fine." We started. this going like, "Yeah, well, we're. supporting the Ukraine. They were invaded by a hostile country, which is true. Absolutely true. And now we're like, "Let's give them. jets. Let's give them cluster bombs. Let's get it Let's get it going over. there. Let's get it going." And um. it's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. And uh. I just I would say.
um that I no longer have a like I no. longer I'm not going to keep bringing it. up. I will just let whatever's going to go. down over there, it's just going to go. down. And it's not I'm not going to. focus. too much time and attention on it. um because it's it's actually supposed. to go away. You're not supposed to think. about it. The goal is to just it's to be put away, and it's just that thing over there that. happens where we give them all the money. and the weapons uh to, and there's more.
death happening, but we can't think. about it. We've got our own issues like. the uh SAG strike. So, we got to focus. on things that matter like are the. dwarfs in Snow White being objectified, um and just keep giving cluster bombs. over to the Ukraine. Uh check Drudge. I. wanted to talk about something on. Drudge, too, uh that is uh just happening. Sum- summer is is uh is getting hotter. Right now, I mean, I think the. temperature in Vegas when I'm going to. be there on Saturday.
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being pushed to the limits, and I don't. know if. they're going to fail or not. It's interesting. to kind of see if an energy grid fails, you're looking at severe. problems. You're looking at a lot of people losing. their lives. Death Valley, people are still going to. be tourists in Death Valley, California. It's like the hottest place on Earth. I.
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STATE, AND FOR THIS COUNTRY. ONWARD, NEA. ONWARD. SHE like did the Hitler salute at the. end. She really got into it. Yeah, I mean, this is it's crazy. This is the type of behavior now. We're. seeing it with Fran. We're seeing it. here. We're seeing a type of hysteria. that is be. certain mania. Manic behavior that is being.
mainstreamed in American society. and applauded and celebrated. People. like this, and they go, "This is good.". And no one knows what this woman is. talking about. She's saying these very. deep. meaningful things, but. there are no specifics anymore about. anything. If you've noticed, specifics. have been driven out of the national. conversation about most topics. Most. topics we no longer discuss anything in. specifics. IT'S LIKE, "THE NIGHT IS. LONG." IT'S LIKE IT IS WHAT WHAT DO we.
What are you saying? What's happening? You know, Fran Drescher is, you know, doing her whole thing and you go, "Yeah, but what Explain to me what this means.". Tell me. word for word. what we're trying to do or trying to. accomplish and it it just feels like. we're we're getting away from that. We're just like completely. divorced from any specifics. We're just. It's um. um sort of a performance.
that is uh unfortunate. Airbnb, by the. way, this is another thing that I. called. Airbnb is dying. Airbnb is dying. for a few reasons. And I'm not even. going to go into the fact that I'm. banned from Airbnb. We all know why. A. lot of us do. You can watch the episode. But Airbnb exploded during the pandemic. People really wanted to kind of vacation. in other people's lives. The pandemic opened up every door of.
possibility. People were going, "Maybe I. want to live in Houston. Maybe I want to live. outside in Nashville in an Airbnb. allowed you. to basically manufacture the experience. of somebody who was living in that. locale. You would stay in their house, you'd. swim in their pool. You would go to the coffee shop, you'd. see what it would be like to live in. Charleston or Atlanta or Miami or Austin.
or Phoenix. Airbnb was huge. Hotels were. closed and the ones that were open. didn't have services. You couldn't go to. the gym, couldn't get any room service. It made a lot of sense to be by yourself. with the other people that you were. quarantining with in an Airbnb and cook. your own food and sit out uh on the. porch or on the back deck. Well, the world has come roaring back. and that has not been good for Airbnb.
Airbnb's revenues are plummeting. They're down nearly 50% in cities like. Phoenix and Austin. The Airbnb collapse is pretty real. And now a lot of these um. And And here's what happened with. Airbnb. And I'm not going to rehash what. I went through with Airbnb. Except to say this, the crux of the. problem that I had with those two women. was that they expected me to clean up. the house.
after I had paid a cleaning fee in. excess of $400. I did later threaten to kill them. That. wasn't. But the the. catalyst for the whole issue. and have I have them killed. I'm not. going to kill them. Have them killed. Put money behind it and do it right. But the the the issue, the catalyst for. it was a why am I paying a cleaning fee. in addition to that having to clean?
It's It didn't make any sense. It felt. strange. It felt weird. So there was that whole big war and of. course Airbnb siding with them, which is. fine. Now Airbnb is collapsing. Haha. But what what had happened is Airbnb. started as like this funky cool thing. and then the rules came. You can't be outside after 10:00, no. visitors. We're watching you on camera. If we see. anyone that we don't you know, if. there's anybody's got If they don't have. a license, they they can't be here. If.
they're not checked in, if they're not. an official guest, we don't want to see them. Airbnb is. weird and creepy. We used to check in. Airbnbs that we were almost certain the. guy was like there several minutes. before he checked in. It was really. weird. And we also felt a few times that. they had entered the house when we. weren't there when we came back. Airbnb is a criminal organization. A lot of disgusting people. are renting their homes on Airbnb. They're They're voyeurs. They're spying.
on you and they're potentially. dangerous. This is the reality. This is no joke now. Airbnb has gotten. away with a lot for a long time with. this and I think people have to start. understanding how vulnerable you and. your family are when you go to an. Airbnb. A lot of the people who Airbnb. out their homes are sick. They're sick. They're rapists, they're pedophiles, they're murderers.
And the reason that they're trying to. ensnare you in their disgusting home is. so that they can kill you and your. family. And that's why the the I'm not. saying it's a bad business model. I'm just saying that 50% of rent that. Ads have dropped 50% because 50% of. people want to live. They want to live. They don't want their children to be. kidnapped by the owner of the Airbnb.
who's going to make you clean the house. up before they put you in a box. in the basement. Have you ever met anyone who Airbnb'd. their house? Let's be very honest. Have you ever met these people? No. No. No one will admit it. No one will tell. you they do it. So whoever these sick. freaks are, whoever these disturbed. I've only spoken to a few people that.
have their houses on Airbnb and they're. all, without exception, disturbed. They're disturbed. I don't trust them. Remember that Airbnb story we did a. while ago where somebody checked in and. it was all like satanic imagery and all. kind of These are the types of people. that are on Airbnb. Get up one of these. people uh one of these Airbnb hosts and. we'll we'll listen to them in their own. words because I always like to give the. opposing point of view time on my show. Of course Airbnb did not do that for me,
but that's okay. What I have discovered through my. limited dealings with people on Airbnb. that are renting out their homes is that. there's something not quite right with. them. There's something not quite Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Dear. Here we are. Here's what we've learned and what we've. earned after 6 months on Airbnb.
And if you're new to the channel, In July of 2021 we bought this house. This is it. Hold this for a minute. So what this is interesting because this. is again, this is a pandemic thing. We're going to realize by the end of. this. that this is this Airbnb, unlike Uber, unlike some of the great. advancements and achievements. of our business community and our tech.
community, Airbnb is an aberration. It. is unholy. It is satanic. It is demonic. and a half months and then launched on. Airbnb in November of 2021. And we. documented that entire experience and we. have a a weekly vlog series about what. it's like to own an Airbnb in the Joshua. Tree area. So if you're curious about. two By the way, the two people I were. they were lesbians. The two people that I had issues with on.
the Airbnb. uh were lesbians. And so it's not them. But this is what happened in Joshua. Tree. A lot of people started uh coming. up with these Airbnbs cuz everybody. wanted an escape. And Joshua Tree, for a certain type of. person, is a great escape. And I would like to know what they. learned. What did they learn? What a. What does a couple like this learn when. they do Airbnb? Because usually. the party line from all of these owners.
is that nobody respects my house. I just opened my house and people showed. up and they started eating and living in. it. I just wanted to make a little money, but people STARTED SHOWING UP [ __ ]. IN MY TOILET. YEAH, YOU RENTED OUT YOUR HOUSE, YOU. PIG. PEOPLE SHOWED UP EATING AND [ __ ] in. my house. They're all angry that people dared to. do the thing they paid to do, which is. live in a [ __ ] house.
This first section's on deep cleaning, why it's necessary. Okay. Yeah, let's let's hear why that's. necessary. Deep cleaning is a must. We self-manage. our property, so we come about once a. month and do a deep clean where we just. pull up all the rugs, get under. everything, and just really make sure. that the house is being maintained. Our. cleaners really let us know what's going. on in the house kind of surface level. It just allows you to look in places.
that your cleaners don't normally do or. and it's your house, so you know if. something's wrong, something's out of. place, something's going to be an issue. are they're neat freaks, but they're. they're clean freaks. They're sick. There's something wrong with them. I. love how they're like, "We self-manage.". And then they're like, "Our cleaners.". It's like, "We do everything but clean.". That That's what them Mexicans are for. These white devils. are they're they're they're obsessed. with their They're sick. Do you see in. their eyes how sick they are? They're.
sick in the head, these people, and. they're obsessive about their [ __ ]. [ __ ] house. And all they care about is like how. spotless it is. Keep going. So yeah, here's more cleaning. That leads us to cleaners being the most. important piece of your puzzle when it. comes to your Airbnb. I cannot stress. that enough. We had some issues in the. beginning trying to find a great cleaner.
out here in the high desert. So, you. definitely have to weed through the. weeds to get to the gems. It's a work in. progress always because maybe something. is out of place or whatever and it's. always communication is key when it. comes to your cleaners. And if you have. a management company, don't even listen. to this because they're going to be. dealing with your cleaners. But if you. are managing it yourself, that's like my. one of my full-time jobs is managing. this house. So, I'm always Michael, too. Always in constant communication with.
our cleaners and them letting us know. what's going on and just making SURE. STACEY, I'M SORRY. THERE'S A SPILL IN THE SINK. There's a. spill in the sink. Do something. Constant communication with the. cleaners. Lucky cleaners, huh? But these are the types of people. This thing with this group of people. There's a certain group of people who. they gave their lives meaning by buying. and renovating a house. It's strange. And then opening it up for.
other people to live in and they're. perpetually unhappy because they can't. afford to live in their [ __ ] house. cuz they think they're this. get-rich-quick scheme causes these. people to renovate this house, make it. really nice, and then do what they never. wanted to do, which is open the doors to. other people, and then they become angry. at their guests. They become enraged at their guests like. they've done something wrong and they. write all these passive-aggressive rules.
and they tell them it's basically like, "Hi, thanks for checking in. Now, [ __ ]. you." And let me tell you why. I'll tell you why. Look in their faces. They're unhappy that other people are. coming into their home. Here's the section on reviewing bad. Airbnb guests. This is Oh, boy. your situation right here. For the first few months after you've. launched your Airbnb, you're really. relying on reviews and you're terrified. of getting bad reviews, right? But there's a thing called bad guests.
and they'll happen. And you're going to. need to speak your truth when you have. guests that didn't follow the rules. That is a huge thing that we've learned. We've had a couple bad guests and we've. given them decent stars. as far as the review and then within the. review we say like what's up, what. happened. so that other hosts know maybe we don't. want to book them or like caution when. booking them. Because we know we rely on.
when somebody requests to book our. place, we look at their reviews. And so, we at first we didn't realize how. important that was, but now that we've. had bad guests, we realize just how. important that is. And just stepping. your ego out of it, that's a big lesson. Removing your ego and just being like, "Hey, these are the things that, you. know, didn't really line up with our. with our checkout policy." Just do them. in a nice way. Our checkout policy. Right. Cuz they want you before you. check out of an Airbnb, they want you to. clean the entire house.
You know, take every bottle of water God. forbid there's a bottle of water in the. refrigerator that's half drank. That's. all got to get thrown out. The garbage. has got to be out. The entire house has. got to be cleaned even though you paid a. cleaning fee. Every towel's got to be washed and fold. It's like guys, what's the [ __ ] point? That's why your the revenues are down. 50% and people like her and him are. going belly up. And I love that. Pitch the tent.
Because this is what's happening. These. people. are out. They're being They're being. driven out of the market. They're being. driven out of the market um because they. have a sick. and twisted obsession, okay, with this weird curated experience. they're trying to give people that. require like when she's like, "You. didn't follow the rules." Do you see Do. you see her face when she said that?
Do you see her face when she said that? She's These are power-hungry psychopaths. that own these things. And when she said that, "You didn't. follow the rules." What she was. basically saying is, "I get to boss. other adults around. I get to give them. bad ratings. I get to give them a report. card. I get to give them a report card. cuz they didn't follow the rules in my. shitbox in Joshua Tree.". And you could you could slip out who. they you know, they slip out every now. and then who they really are. It was.
very hard to find a cleaner in the high. desert. You got to weed through a lot of. weeds. It's very hard to find a slave in the. desert. Can't find any SLAVES IN THE. DESERT. THERE'S NOT ENOUGH GOOD SLAVES. IN THE DESERT FOR ME. ALL RIGHT, LET'S FINISH up with them. Nobody you don't need to piss anybody. off. need a vent, go to your journal or your. best friend, not Airbnb like it's. Facebook. You know what I'm saying?
So, dogs are going to come into your. house whether you like it or not. And. this is for our California and New York. friends. We have gotten an abundance of. requests asking, "We'd love to book your. house, but saw you didn't have a pet. pets. We have an ESA animal. If it's a. certified service animal, absolutely no. problem. ESA animal, no problem. Fake. But there is some sort of confusion and.
weird trickiness in the way people use. the ESA animal. California, we can't. charge for pet fees for a guest who. visits with an ESA animal. And we are. not allowed to decline the presence of. an ESA. And where it gets kind of tricky. is you're not allowed to ask for I. actually agree with them on this. It's fake. Because California's government is. stupid. They allow people to scam you by taking. their dog to your house and saying it's.
an emotional support animal, which is. fake and doesn't exist. It exists only. for severe autism and blind people. Everyone else, that's it. And I mean. severe autism, meaning like you're. nonverbal or it's like five words. If you are not severely autistic or. blind, you do not get to walk around. with a dog that you like to squeeze. It's all stupid. But they really can't. say that. All right, anyway, we're not. going to go on and on with them. I They. They're no better or and no worse than.
the other people that are doing this. But what I'm telling you right now. is that I'm very, very happy that this. is happening to Airbnb because the. American public are getting smarter. They don't want to be subject to this. type of. insane treatment when you're spending. money. And to see these two, the passive-aggressive. anger, how, you know, excited they get.
about rules and the checkout policy, it it it takes all the fun away. from owning a house. It takes all the. fun away from earning money. It takes. all the fun away for um. from providing service to people. And that's why Airbnb is collapsing. And. the only people that Anyone who's. staying in Airbnb now is a [ __ ]. loser. Sorry. If you're in Airbnb now, you're you're a. you're a killer. You're You're going to.
kill someone. Because there's no person. I have not heard Am I wrong? Are you. guys hearing about people going to. Airbnbs now? No, hotels are. It's hotels are back, [ __ ] Airbnbs. are No, you know, what are you doing. walking into somebody's house? What the [ __ ] that about, you freak? Go to a hotel. Let's kill this thing. Let's kill this thing once and for all. Let's get rid of Airbnb. Let's make it.
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