Hegseth's Doomsday Plan, Transgender Fascism, & why Taco Bell is America

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More to come. Go to TimDilloncomedy.com. Grab tickets for those. My costume, if you are listening, and you should check out the video on this one, folks, it's worth it. My costume is Lindsey Clancy Graham, a fusion. of two American icons, one living, one dead. Lindsay Clancy, of course, America's mother, a woman who, after suffering from some postpartum type things,

murdered three of her children, and then was rightly celebrated for that. because she shined light on an important issue, which is sort of the neglected, people being neglected. by the healthcare system. And so we celebrated her on this show. and continued to, obviously. And I believe she was acquitted, and I'm happy about that. And I pray that she never sees the inside of a jail cell.

because I think she is sort of a heroic person. And many women around our country shared in that view. and would go out and protest it. and took their children, which was beautiful and amazing. And took their children to support Lindsay. and they explained to their children on the way, we're going. to see this woman who killed her children and that's wrong. I won't do it probably, but we're going to just go. and support her because she was sad when she did it.

and she was ignored and no one should feel like that. And she strangled her children with exercise equipment. And Lindsey Graham, longtime friend of the show, Israel Senator, America's greatest ally, Lindsey Graham, died. We don't know how. We think Putin blew him up in a. Ukrainian drone. We don't know. Factory, we kind of guessed that. or they poisoned him or something. Lindsey Graham, the closeted gay senator.

who spent his entire life arguing for. the destruction of places. and the death of children and their families. And so both of these figures, I felt it was a very American costume to kind. of slam them together. Two people that we celebrate for different reasons, but the main reason is killing. and death, which is I think a sacrament in our country.

It shouldn't be. By the way, I'm hearing and you're hearing. I'm not hearing anything that you don't know, but apparently. after the midterms, we're going full Gaza in Iran. We're going off supposedly. I'm hearing that's why the Pentagon orders bases to plan. for 90 days off the grid. If we get hit with some cyber attacks. and these bases need to just be. self sustaining for 90 days.

because we are engaged in a much wider war. after these midterms where the Republicans are going. to get walloped, they're going to turn the heat up on Iran. I think that's what they're saying. They're coming out and telling everyone that Europe's like, "Hey, stockpile food." I think some of that has to do. with Russia and the Ukraine, obviously. But all of this is about to get really interesting.

and we're being prepared for a big escalation. Now whether that comes or not, we're being prepared for it. And by the way, I love that they like stockpile food. and prepare for 90 days. I get it if you're in the military, but folks, people don't have the will to live now. So if it gets much worse, I have no idea. Do you think people have 90 days of stockpiled food in them?

I barely know 10 people that have the will to go a week. If DoorDash goes down, I will kill myself that night. I will kill myself that night. Do you think people in this economy are going to. do 90 days with no electricity. and go back to the time of the pilgrims and start... No, we watch those novelty videos. of people cooking old timey food recipes for fun.

No one's planning to do that. Life's not worth it. No offence, but life isn't really worth going. like I'm going to really... If things get much worse for a lot of people, they're out. They're checking out. Sorry. I don't know what you thought. What do you think is a bunch of people that are like, "I'm staying here no matter what." No, no. The grid goes down. Massive cyber attacks, making your own food,

dealing with hoards of zombie people trying to kill you. Do you have 90 days of that in you? Think realistically how many days you have of that in you. Six? Four? Not 90. Nobody has 90 days of an apocalyptic film in them. They just don't. They might have a little bit. of COVID in them where they lock themselves in,

they still get their food. We make DoorDashers and Uber Eats people, first responders, and let them go out. and die delivering us burritos or whatnot. That people can handle. But if we're talking like we're in a major war, we're getting attacked on a homeland, cyber attacks are knocking things off the grid. Hey man, I don't know what the hell you think's going on. Nothing. I don't know too many...

I get it if you have kids. and you're like, "I want to live for them,". but a lot of people are not even having them. I love my cat, but I'm telling you, around day three, I'm going to go, "You're on your own here. Once his electric litter box, his self-cleaning litter box stops working, he's done. We're done." So we've not set up a life. for people that they are really, really going to work. that hard to hold onto. So now on the far conspiratorial end, they're like, "Hey,

are we going to just attack ourselves. because they're going to lose the midterms?" It's like Trump. and Heg Sather, all these guys just going to maybe BB. or somebody, maybe they all get. together and do something wacky. I don't know. I think they're going to escalate the Iran war. to the point that you might see Russia. and China kind of get involved. and you might see the breakout. of World War II within a couple of weeks. Hope not. Hey, hope not. Wish that was not the case. Hope it's not the case, but you could see that.

Trump might say to himself, "It's time now to go all out.". And they're going to Gaza, Iran. They're just going to go and indiscriminately bomb. the infrastructure of that country. I'm talking about war crime after war crime. after war crime to the point. where it cannot be a functional country. And that is probably what's going to happen. And American credibility is not going. to recover from this.

This is all ironic. because I just read an article the other day, by the way, that we're the golden age of public safety. So it is kind of funny that murders have dropped, crime has dropped. Obviously you read about everything now. and then something horrible happening, which is terrible. But if you look at. where we are in America right now, it's pretty safe. We've got bad areas and they're really bad.

But you look at. after 2020, there was a lot of defund the police, crime went up, murder spiked. Then they started to get rid of those policies. and start going back to like, "Okay, let's have cops. and let's prosecute criminals." And then. you started to see vast improvements in the cities, the urban areas with crime.

So it is safe. You walk around, not all big cities, a lot. of big cities have certain areas that are problems, but on the whole, the rate of violent crime, excluding simple assault, declined 25%. from 9.9 per 1,000 people age 12. or older in 2024 to 7.4. per 1,000 in 2025.

So it's about a quarter down. The annual rate of simple assault also declined along. with just about every other category of crime, fewer rapes, fewer robberies, fewer incidents of vandalism. We're an older country too now. The average age of an American I think is like 40. It's not 20. And as people get up the average age. of an American, as people get older, they commit less crime, they're just tired. What's the average age of an American? 39, what, 39? Yeah, the median age of the US population is 39.4 years.

Yeah, dude, people are tired. People are tired. 40-year-olds are committing less crime. That's true. They just are. 40-year-olds are not. committing a tonne of crime. 17-year-olds are out there committing crime, but 40-year-olds are tired. and they're like, "Whatever." And here's the thing, in anything, you're trying to climb a ladder. So if you're a criminal when you're young, you're like, "I'm going to be scarface.

I'm going to be the man." And then once you get to 40, you're like, "That didn't shake out like that. I though I was going to be a kingpin." Didn't work. Not exactly... You don't become the Don. So there's not too many 40-year-olds starting out in crime. There's probably 40-year-olds that are like, "I guess. that didn't work." So what is very funny is... So the country is much safer.

You got to look at this because this is kind of interesting. The country is much safer. Murder's down, felony robberies, rape are down, country's much safer. And then the government just keeps coming out. and going, "All right, so you guys, you do have to prepare. to die though. You do have to get ready to stockpile. You should be stockpiling food." You go, "What do you mean? The country's safer." "Yeah, yeah, but we're going into World War III. "There's absolutely no reason for this. It's so funny that we're living at a time when.

crime is dropping, people are older, and instead of figuring out how. to just take advantage of this period of relative calm. in most places, in a lot of places, we're going to go. and start World War III. It just feels crazy. Feels crazy. They're like," Hey, we're trying. to goad Russia into nuking us.

because there's not enough street crime. to keep people on their toes. So they're like, "We're trying to get Russia. to nuke us." That's the whole Ukraine war. It's just been trying to get Russia to use a nuclear weapon. It's the entire Ukraine war. It's like. we don't want them negotiate. We sent all of these people to Zelensky, don't negotiate, don't keep fighting, keep fighting. Hundreds of thousands of people are dead. Millions of people are dead. Every war ever ends with a treaty, some type of agreement, an exchange of territory, all of it.

It always ends like that. But we will only accept total victory in the Ukraine. What does that look like? We don't know. We don't know. Just keep killing. Your kids can keep dying. Total victory. Let's just keep going, keep going. Keep giving them weapons. We don't have any weapons. By the way, we're replenishing stockpiles now. because he gave a bunch of weapons to Israel. and we gave a bunch of weapons to the Ukraine. So what we're trying to do is just basically tell them. Ukraine just keep fighting, keep. fight, keep fighting, keep fighting. And now Trump's cut some back deal with Putin or whatever, but there is no victory there.

The only victory is going to be some deal, some deal. where Putin gets some of those northern regions, the Don Bass, Lugansk, whatever, those northern regions. and wait out Putin, hope he dies one day, and then try to use some other leverage to... But at the end of the day, it's very possible Russia will use a nuclear weapon. eventually in that conflict. It's 1,000% possible they're going to do it.

And then we'll see. So this is why they're coming out and they're going... By the way, because nobody's trying to stop anything. Everybody's like, "Yeah, fuck it. Fuck it. Keep fighting. See what happens. Let's keep pushing people. We're going to carpet bomb Iran. See what happens." Let's get the Hegseth video up where. he says, "The Pentagon's 90-day plan if US power grids go. dark." Apparently they're afraid. of these power grids going dark.

- We - Can. - Get everything done with monday.com. And. - That means, by the way, the power grids go dark in this code. Do you realise how gnarly things get almost immediately? Like in a matter of hours, and we hope they don't go dark. In a matter of hours, things get really weird. Dude, I lived in New York during Hurricane Sandy, and where I come from in Long Island was destroyed. A lot of parts of Long Island were destroyed.

And I was living in Hell's Kitchen in the middle. of Manhattan, and we never lost power. And I was just kind of re-watching Breaking Bad. and eating at the frozen yoghourt shop next. to my tenement apartment. I lived in one of those old buildings, those five-story walk-ups. And every day I would just lay in my bed. and eat frozen yoghourt and watch Breaking Bad. But the scenes from where I grew up were terrible. And the two people I lived with were like husband. and wife would go back to Staten Island and do some charity.

I think they were stealing from it. They were not honest people. It doesn't matter. But they went. to help quote unquote some charity in Staten Island. and I was just home, but I was talking to people that were in different parts. of New York City and a lot of downtown had lost power. and it was weird. When power goes. and things go off the grid, people start acting strange. and strange people start showing up. They're not from the area. So one hopes.

it doesn't get there. But here's Pete Hegseth. And again, this is a very comforting... He makes me feel comfortable. And here he is talking about. what happens if the US electrical grid fails. because I guess of a massive cyber attack. And here he is. Here he is, friend. of the show, Pete Hegseth. - An adversary takes down the grid by cyber attack, by sabotage, or by any means.

Our bases stay lit. Our aircraft keep flying. Our command centres never go dark. - Each base... - Okay. Okay. Just how about this? Stop doing the things that are making the people. hit the energy grid. Stop doing those things. It's kind of simple. Stop antagonising people where they feel the need. to take out our energy grid.

You have the choice. If an adversary takes out our energy grid, well, stop it. Stop doing all of that, and maybe they won't. Here, keep playing this. - This would maintain its own off-grid power supply. along with big stockpiles of weapons. and fuel to last for at least 90 days. Factories would switch to wartime weapons production. and key military leaders would be moved. to a secure complex at Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado.

- The broader idea of having 90 days US military -. - They want this bad. - Term to just in time delivery. - Pause this for a while. You can tell. how bad they want this. I mean, we are so fucked. We are so unbelievably fucked. These people want this so badly. The idea that they can go into like tunnels. and they go to secret. military installations under mountains. They have been preparing for this their entire life.

They would like nothing more than to declare martial law. and go underground. By the way, and I pray to God it doesn't happen, but these guys, because they're running out now of options. This is kind of that Hail Mary. This is the end of the end. There's no more persuading anymore. The charm offensive has worn thin. They are going to go underground.

They're going to go. underground and they're going to leave J.D. Vance to die. J.D. Vance will be kept out of the tunnel. and he'll be left to be killed. He will be the only one above ground of this government. I'm telling you right now, J.D. Vance will be above ground waiting to get nuked. and everyone else will be in a tunnel. These people, the way they are showing this. and the way they are describing it, you can tell they want it. They're into it. They're like,

"We'd be in a tunnel under Cheyenne Mountain, running the country." They built all this shit for a reason. That's the other scary thing. They didn't build this to not use it. You don't put a pool in the yard not to go swimming. So they have a labyrinth. of secret underground military bases. and all of these tunnels to connect them. and they have all of this high powered weaponry. and capability to produce weaponry. Yeah, they have it to use. They have it to use. So if things go left, I don't mean politically.

I mean like if it goes bad, if we do get some. serious cyber attacks, then they're going underground immediately. They're not even... You will see a press. conference from Trump in a tunnel. That might be coming sooner than you think. A subterranean press conference from the President. of the United States in the middle of the earth. You'll just see Trump standing there.

and the backdrop will be dark rock. and he'll be in the middle of a secret base somewhere. Oh my God. And you'll be watching it somehow. I don't know. The grid's failed, so I don't know the fuck you're watching. it, but somebody will have a. generator who go over there and watch it. "Hey, you got a generator? I want to go watch the Trump press conference. Does he look cool?" And his. fans will still like it.

His fans won't turn on him even then. People will watch him in a underground tunnel while we are. under nuclear attack. and go, "You know, he really looks presidential. He's really doing it, you know? Fucking lib Todds." It doesn't matter. Once you're in, you're in. Even when he's sitting there in. the fucking bunker whilst missiles rain on our cities, hopefully that's not the case. Hopefully that's not the case. We'll just finish this up. Let's see. It's only a few more seconds.

- Minimum stockpiling in the 1990s and 2000s. So as a result, many of the things on these lists are going. to have to be purchased and stowed on the basis. - Experts agree America's next major war could reach US soil. through cyber attacks, drones, and long range weapons, particularly in a potential conflict with China. And if that happens, ports. and rail systems could be some. of the most vulnerable targets, something not covered.

by the Fortress Initiative. - The Chinese and Russians study that, and that's who they're preparing to attack. That's where they're doing operational. preparation of battlefield. - The Pentagon's plan would cost billions of dollars. and take years to implement. There are about 200 major military installations across the. continental United States. In Washington, Jennifer Gryphon, Fox News. - I'll keep this - Quick. - Well, there we go. There is the plan, I think.

James Talarico. I wonder if he'll win. I've always said that I think he could win. because he does seem like an elf, and I think we're getting right now a little bit more into. sort of a Tolkien universe where we are going to sort. of identify our politicians will resemble sort. of mythical creatures that we view as good. And I do think that Talarico has sort of an Elfish... Elvish? Elfish? Elfish? Elfish.

I think he has sort of an elfish quality. that people associate with goodness. Get up Ken Paxton, get up the face of Ken Paxton. Yeah. So Ken Paxton, yes. If you just get his face up, Ken Paxton has a quality. to him of total and absolute scumbag just in the face. And his face, he kind of doesn't have a chin.

His chin begins to melt into his neck, which is sort of an orc quality. Get up Lord of the Rings Orc and hit image. Lord of the Rings Orc and hit image. and just see a Orc, O-R-C. And yeah, see that? Bring that up. Make that big. This is similar quality of the face. Obviously that is me that's making an angry face at Orc.

But if you get up Ken Paxton again, you could see sort of like a... Yeah, right there. Yeah. Yeah. Sort of a similar... Elon Musk spending a lot of money in the midterms. Elon, here's the thing. I don't know Elon. I met Elon once at a New Year's Eve party in Austin many. years ago when Joe had just moved and I went there. and there was only a few people there. And he was an amiable, nice guy and he made some dad jokes. I was there like an hour and a half or something. And it was just like a New Year's thing.

and he spends a lot of time in Austin. and he was just kind of... Lex Friedman was there. It was a handful of people. and it was just kind of a very lo-fi New Year's party. And he seemed like a fun guy, made some dad jokes, but you know, I'm uncomfortable with the amount. of control he wants over a human life on earth. I think that's fair to say. No offence, obviously, if he sees this, but also. I think he's too rich to live here. He's a trillionaire and he's too rich to live here. I don't think you can live in a country. with a trillion dollars, any country.

I think you have to move. You're not going to want to listen to any government when. you have a trillion dollars. Now, whether he should or shouldn't have a trillion dollars, he shouldn't, but whatever. Let's just deal with the facts as they are. You cannot live under any government if. you're a trillionaire. I have relatively little money compared to Elon Musk. I don't really think about parking tickets. I get parking tickets a lot in New York. I don't care. I pay him. Doesn't matter. I don't view the law.

I don't look at alternate side parking. It doesn't matter to me. That law doesn't exist in me. because I have enough money to ignore the parking law. because it is cheaper than putting the car. in a garage overnight. If I had a trillion dollars, do you have any idea the laws I would ignore? Do you have any idea the laws I wouldn't think applied. to me if I had $1 trillion.

and if a lot of that money was tied up in contracts. with the government and they needed some of the technology. that I produced to defend themselves? That's the thing. We're in this thing now. where the government needs the technology. that these tech companies are producing. to defend itself against other hostile powers like China. So the government is in this weird position where like. these guys are like, "Hey man, we are the government.

We're the actual government. We're the ones producing the technology that's going. to allow you to stay alive, to stay in power. So why are you the government again?" "Well, we have the Bill of Rights. "What? Shut up. We're going to introduce a new race. of humanoid robots. They don't get a bill of rights. The fuck do they get? They're not getting a bill of right. What are you nuts? We have factories in Southern California of drones. They're not getting a bill of rights.

Elon Musk said how many robots are coming does he think? Bring that up. Elon Musk said he estimates there's going. to be a certain number of robots, humanoid robots that. kind of appear to be human. He said, he predicts, now he might be wrong. Elon Musk predicts one billion robots will outproduce. humanity in 10 years. So you're going to have one billion robots, okay? They don't get a bill of rights.

They don't get a constitution. That's who these people are worried about. They're worried about the robot. They don't. give a fuck about you and your healthcare and your knee. You care about your knee, you should have walked more. They don't care about your fucking you can't get in. to get a knee operate. Their people are coming to replace you like tomorrow. This is why these people, these people, they never cared about immigration. They don't care. They're not worried about the.

American workforce. It is hilarious. It is hilarious to imagine that any. of these tech guys were like, "Well, we've got a lot. of immigrants coming in and maybe. that's depressing the wages and immigration's good, but if you bring in a lot of people, you could negatively impact the power of. the workers in America." They don't care about any of that. They want the billion robots. They want a billion robots in 10 years. They don't care.

It was a marriage of convenience. They needed to drape a lot of this stuff they wanted. to do in the flag and in Christianity. That's why Peter Teal's in Argentina. and talking about the devil all the time. He knows that if he cloaks all of this stuff in. religiosity, specifically Christianity, he's going to get... Because again, just remember, there's still the appearance. of democracy in this country for about another five minutes. Okay? For another five to 10 minutes, we have the appearance.

of democracy in this country. So these people still have to kind of. pretend they're like, "No, this is good for everyone. The data centres are good. They're good. They're a universal good. It doesn't matter. Yes, they use a lot of water. We're over-hydrated. We're an over-hydrated country. It's true. That is true. People do drink too much water. It's a fact. People drink a lot of water. They think it's healthy. I drink a lot of water. I think it's healthy. It doesn't. It makes your stomach bigger and you. want to fill it with more food.

In Europe, they have little cups of warm water. In America, we have huge tumblers. of ice cold water, shock our system. So why not give some of that water to data centres? Okay. Okay. Fair. It's a point. You ever notice how the second you lock in your picks, you completely changes a person. before kickoff, you're chilling, relax, maybe a little bored. Then you lock your picks in. Now you're standing three feet from the TV. because somehow that's helping.

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Whatever he's done, when he went into Doge. and started firing everybody, inside Elon Musk's $276 million midterm. rescue mission, he went all in. This guy went all in. He's. quietly funnelled more than 200 and... I don't know how quietly it is, by the way. It's hilarious. The New York Times are like, Elon Musk is quietly funnelled. Has he been quietly? More than 276 million in Republican.

groups and his super PAC since the start of July, building a huge turnout operation. to help the party battle headwinds in the midterm election. He's the richest guy in the world. He's the largest known donor in the midterms. Yeah. I mean, I think eventually a guy like that is going. to have to leave the country. because he's just got too much money. And I think he's going to realise that when the midterms,

this is my prediction, I'm going. to go out on a limb here and I could be wrong. I predict that when the midterms happen. and the Democrats, if they do slaughter the Republicans, very good chance Elon Musk thinks about, and I'm not going to predict thinking about. because no one can know whether that's right or not. I think he leaves the country. I think Elon Musk maybe leaves the country. I don't know where he goes. He'll still have his business here, but I'm wondering if he leaves the country.

He's got a trillion dollars. He went all in with one party and... No, it's not like the Democrats have a huge problem. with the Iran war either, and they need tech stuff too. And the whole anthropic crowd is all ex-Obama employees. So it's not like... There is no group of people. No one's going to put Elon Musk in jail per se, but I don't know. You're going to see investigations. and he might lose some contracts. and having "Long-eyed.

investigating the world's richest man, senior Democrats are mulling how a range. of panels could target Musk. and a huge swath of his businesses." He might. just skedaddle. He might leave the country. You might start seeing that now. And this is when you know things are getting really. interesting is some of these guys that go really hard. for one party. and then fund that party, get that party elected,

and then run around the government playing. president for a few months, which is what that guy did, they. might have to just skedaddle when the next party comes in. This is how states fail, by the way. It's like one party, when they get elected, they try to arrest everyone. Look at Brazil. Brazil, Lula wins, Bolsonaro flees and goes to Miami. Lula was in jail for a long time and then he's back.

So once the two parties start imprisoning each other, and they're not really parties as we understand them, they're just factions or power factions, and one has the upper hand. and starts imprisoning the other one, it goes back. and forth until one party holds power. and maintains it and says, "Fuck it. I'm not leaving because if I leave, I'm going to jail." And. that's how you slide into like a fascist. situation or a communist situation.

It depends who ends up during musical chairs, depends on. who goes, "Hey, I'm not leaving. I'm not going. I'm not going to go. because if I leave, I'm going to get investigated. and potentially put in jail. So if I'm not leaving, I'm not going anywhere." It is. interesting to see what's going to happen. The midterms are what? November 2nd. Where is Talarico in the Polymarket versus Paxton? I think Talerico's favoured to win 70 to 30.

Wow. 70L, 30 orc. Interesting. Polymarket's got 70% to kind. of Talerico's Elfish kind. of liberal Christian thing. and then 30% to kind of Ken Paxton's kind of like. a little fascistic orc-like pragmatism. Huh, I like it. Yeah, it's interesting. I mean, the midterms are really...

I wonder who's going to win money on that. If Paxton wins, I guess you win a lot. of money because the odds are low. Huh. But I think Paxton is. going down, but you never know. It is Texas. It's going to be a tight race, but I think the momentum is with Talarika, but who knows? Nothing is clear until... When is this? November 2nd? Or when is it? The 3rd? Do you know when the midterms are? The 2nd, the 3rd? Does Polymarket tell me when the midterms are, actually?

Oh, November 3rd. Yeah. Well, November 3rd, we'll find out. This is a story, by the way, that I wanted to talk about. because it has something. that every single person in this country can get. behind one part of this story. Transgender. So some people like that. Neo-Nazi. Some people like that. Accused of plotting mass shooting at Hindu temple. A lot of people like that. In Chicago suburb, some people like that.

will receive gender transition hormones. Some people love that. In jail. Some people like that. So you have a transgender neo-Nazi accused. of plotting a mass shooting at a Hindu temple in a Chicago. suburb, but he will receive gender transition hormone. injections in jail. The judge rules. By the way, if you cannot find. one coupling of words to like in that, get out. The fuck out of here. This is a story for everybody.

A Cook County judge ordered the 19-year-old Palantine. Illinois Taco Bell cashier. Oh my God, this is like a story. from like the dark recesses of my mind. This is like a story that... This is like AI wrote a story. having like a Neurolink chip in my head. A Cook County judge ordered the 19. year old Palantine Illinois Taco Bell cashier held without.

bail on Wednesday after he was charged. with plotting a racist mass shooting at a. Hindu temple in Aurora. But the same order ensures. that he will continue receiving hormone injections. for gender transition while he sits in jail awaiting trial. Alexandros Paparakis. Good looking dude will probably be a decent looking chick. Again, that doesn't matter, but I do think, by the way, I do think,

and I'm all for doing whatever you want to do, but there are certain people that are just going. to transition better than other people. That's like obvious. Doesn't mean you shouldn't transition, but it means that some people are going. to have an easier time of it. This gentleman, for all his other faults, nice bone structure, kind of looks like your buddy, our buddy Ruby, right? A little, who's a woman? So you're going to see Alexandros Paparakis,

a self-described white supremacist. and neo-Nazi, was ordered held in custody. by a Cook County judge on Wednesday, October 14th. as he waits trial on felony charges. stemming from an alleged plot to massacre. worshipers at a Hindu temple. The young kids on the internet, by the way, it's all smashing into one. So you might think like neo-Nazi over here to the right, transgender to the left, and furry I guess in the middle,

but it's actually all becoming one, the young people. And that's what I like about the young people. The young people are always ahead of us. The young people are always kind of a step ahead of us. They're trans, they're Nazis, they're furries. It's all things. You see? We operate in these very rigid kind of like Gen X, millennial, like, put me in a bottom of a box. These kids are out there. They're not kids, they're young adults to be fair.

They're out there. and they understand. that there's a fluidity to their identity. So they can be trans, they can be a Nazi, they can hate Indian people. It's all one with them. They don't see the borders, the lines that we do. And I got to be honest, there is something nice about that. There is something nice about people. that are not constantly feeling the need. to put themselves in an ideological box, like millennials. Millennials love a fucking box.

They are rigid millennials. Millennials grew up without the love from their boomer. parents they though they deserved. So millennials are a generation of narcissists. They want to pin the ribbon on me. They went to the right college and got the right internship. and they have the right job and they. have the right politics. Look at me and I ran the marathon. Then we went to the restaurant that Taylor Swift went to. and then we vacationed that. So that's who millennials are. And millennials are all about boxes and rigidity.

And what I like about this young gentleman here, young gentle woman, is that. this is kind of throws people for loop. because that kind of millennial fixation on identity, this kind of reinvents it in a kind of exciting way. Now, I don't love that he wanted to shoot a bunch. of Indian people in the face. That I don't like because that's violent.

But maybe play a prank on them or something. A prank or something, whatever. But like the killing I don't love. But so is there any more about this story? Because I want to know more about this guy. because this gal, guy, this is the next generation. You're going to have to start realising in addition. to transition injections, Paparakis is being treated. for ADHD, depression and anxiety, the judge has revealed.

These are your children, folks. I'm sorry, no offence. These are your children and you're going to love them. and this will not be rare. Your children are going to be like this. You're going to let them on the internet. and you're going to turn around. and they're going to be like this. and there's nothing you can do about it. You're going to lose control of them. He openly identifies as a white supremacist. who couldn't wait to kill Indian people. Arraided his home, turned up an AR style rifle without a.

serial number, loaded magazines. and ammunition, a gas canister, labelled. with a slur aimed at South Asians, points for consistency, and several items depicting Nazi symbolism. Police arrest Alexandros Paparakis, the teen. who faces felony charges of making a terrorist threat. and unlawfully possessing weapons, allegedly left. behind a manifesto, describing Indians, Jews. and black people as subhumans.

and outlined a plot to kill as many of them as possible. He allegedly described himself in the manifesto as quote, "A. sociopathic white supremacist, neo-Nazi filled with hatred, fantasising about mass murder nearly every day. and. trans." Is it progress? It kind of feels like it is. It kind of feels like it is. We're getting away from that 2020.

put everybody in a box thing. and the new generation, as they often do, is showing us the future. The younger generation is showing us... And they're right. Remember during 2020 when everyone was running. around in the colleges and the whatever. and they were like, "College kids are never wrong about. anything." The younger generations are. always right throughout history. They've always been right. They were right about Vietnam. They're certainly right about the fact. that you shouldn't have a bank account.

because you used the word oriental or whatever. So remember everybody, everybody's always like, "Listen to. the children." So because I believe that. and they convinced me of that, I was like, "The children seem a little crazy." That's what I though. I was like, "They seem a little nuts." But now. I have seen that this was the logical conclusion. of giving them a bunch of hormones and drugs. and things that we really don't know what it does to them. We don't really know what these hormones do.

to the kids when we put them on all the trans hormones, but I like whatever this alchemy is. that's cooking in this guy, gal, whatever, I like it. This is the future. An army of Nazi trans people. and their natural predator is Indians. It's the future. That's the future. That's what it is. Spend five minutes online. Spend five minutes online with people. that are under 25 years old, and you will understand that. that is the future that we've created.

Trans, Nazi, communist, fascist, doesn't matter. Naz balls, Nazi Bolsheviks, furries, doesn't matter. They're natural. They don't like Indians. None of them do, no matter what. And they're out there. and they're on serious combinations of hormones. and drugs and they have manifestos and... But I will say this, this is the next logical step.

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five free travel sachets, plus 10% off your order. So I mean, we don't know what's going to happen. I hope that this teen continues to be given the hormones. that they need and that they are kind. of shown the respect because they didn't kill anyone. That's the other thing. They did not kill anybody. They were simply showing us a little bit of the future.

And I think this is going to be... Because by the way, this is the future. This is who you're going to be dealing. with in the streets in five or 10 years. This is who you're going to be dealing with in the. streets, truly. Gangs of those types of kids, like social misfit, antisocial, behavioural disorder, whatever, armed, armed, parents gave up or are dead, don't have the money.

These kids were raised on the internet. They were raised in these cults. Their fucking little hands are stained from crumble cookies. They're all sort of these violent, genderless science experiments running around our country. with little bellies full of energy drinks. And they're going to be quite vicious,

quite dangerous, and that is the future. I mean, not to be negative, which I always get accused of being. because actually I find this positive and interesting. because they're just going to kill you. That's the thing. They will kill you and eat you. They'll be cannibal, some of them. Whereas the millennials will be like, "Actually, mom, you don't understand. Do you know what redlining wants?" That's not happening. It's not going to happen. You're just going to have... They're hyped up on energy drinks. and they're just going to bite.

Kids like this are just going to bite. and they're going to be on a chock full of hormones. and they're just going to... Ugh, it's going to be good. So that is coming. By the way, coming soon to a theatre near you, absolutely, at 1000% is coming. This is not a rarity. Don't think it is. Do not think for one second that. because you're going to go, "Wait, trans and a Nazi? Huh? Yeah." All together.

There's going to be a lot. because you're going. to radicalise from one side to the other side. I know a bunch of people that were weirdly like Antifa. adjacent and then went Proud Boy. and then they will just go back and forth. and back and forth. Yeah. Wendy's struggling with beef prices. and growing competition gets a buyout offer. Wendy's is the country. and in the 90s, Wendy's was one. of our greatest restaurants and it was an amazing... Anyone that experienced Wendy's in the 90s,

and I've talked about this ad nauseum, but Wendy's in the 90s was a testament to the greatness. of the country and what was available for the middle class. But Wendy's has been failing. and a bunch of their franchisees, I guess that's how you pronounce that, have been declaring. bankruptcy and they've been closing a lot of locations. Wendy's based in Dublin, Ohio.

You remember Wendy's, Dave Thomas, pleasant, chubby guy, his daughter Wendy. It was great for years. Based in Dublin, Ohio confirmed the receipt. of an unsolicited proposal in his statement Wednesday. that his board has formed an independent. committee to evaluate it. At the end of last year, Wendy's had 59, 69, 5,969 restaurants in the US. and 1428 outlets in 38 countries. It was founded in 1969 by Dave Thomas and named.

after his daughter and was known for its square burgers. and frosty desserts. The fast growing chain introduced a drive-through window in. 1970 and went public in 1976. In the 1980s as it jockeyed for sales with McDonald's. and Burger King, Wendy's launched salad bars. and ran its iconic Where's the Beef campaign, Fresh Never Frozen. And so we all used to go to Wendy's as kids. and have these amazing salad bars where they had salads.

and tacos and chocolate pudding. And you would get great food at Wendy's, real burgers. and real baked potato. And now Wendy's is failing. We've talked about it. The decline of Wendy's is similar to the decline. of the United States of America, truly. the erosion of the middle class. And so Wendy's is fucked. Last month, one of the largest US franchisees. for Wendy's filed for bankruptcy when Michigan-based.

Meritage hospitality group operates 314 Wendy's in. 15 different states. So I think Nelson Peltz said he wants. to take Wendy's private. and it will deliver the best outcome. for the broader stakeholder base. Wendy's sits at a critical juncture Peltz wrote. Now, by the way, I'm going to read you this paragraph. and I want you to think about America. Replace the word Wendy's with America.

"Wendy's," air quotes America sits at a critical juncture, Peltz wrote, "The external environment has become. increasingly challenging given the significant pressure on. the US consumer economic uncertainty, persistent commodity inflation. and intensifying competition, particularly within the quick service restaurant burger. category." So they're trying. to take it private, they're trying to save it. They're not going to save it, sadly.

They're not going to save it. People my age. that remember the greatness of Wendy's have moved on. I never go to Wendy's anymore. The only fast food restaurant from my childhood, and I still love McDonald's, and I still will go to McDonald's and shout out McDonald's. because they have stayed somewhat consistent, but McDonald's is like too big to fail. It's kind of like praising CVS Pharmacy. for having toothbrushes. You're like, "Yeah, whatever." And CVS.

Pharmacy sucks, by the way. I hate them. It doesn't mean anything. But my point is that the only thing that has... Is Taco Bell. Taco Bell is the only. fast food restaurant from the '90s, early 2000... Because again, I didn't come up with Chick-fil-A. Don't come for me, all these Chick-fil-A people. I get it. You like it. You live in the south. You fucking sent your gay cousin.

to conversion therapy, whatever. The sandwich is fine. I grew up in New York, Long Island, great sandwiches, much better than Chick-fil-A, but you guys only have. corporate chain restaurants, a lot of you, where you live. And then obviously I'm not talking about... There's a lot of areas in the south with amazing. hometown food and mom and pop stuff, but there's large swaths of our country that are corporate. and lonely and desolate. and the Chick-fil-A is a great thing to see.

and these kind of roadside developments. that they've built with hundreds of houses. and the endless expansion. and the urban sprawl and you throw up a Chick-fil-A. I lived in Texas in one of these areas, you throw up a Chick-fil-A, it's a nice thing. It's a nice thing. You throw up a P.F. Chang's, whatever. I get it. I get it. It's a nice thing. But the only fast food that still, to me, holds up is Taco Bell because there's something...

Here, let's read this. This is interesting. Here's what's driving Taco Bell's dominance. Taco Bell's executives outlined a magic formula. Now, by the way, they got hurt with the lettuce shit. No doubt. And that was one of Trump's friends, Taylor Farms. They fucked everybody with the lettuce. But by the way, not a lot of people even got that. It was like not a lot of people had. that lettuce, but it became like a bit... We don't have to find the exact amount of people. that had the lettuce. I appreciate it. The kid's doing a good job. He's diligent.

Kid's diligent. Kid's trying to find out the name. and number of everybody who had the lettuce shit. Okay. Taco Bell's executives outlined a magic formula last. year aimed at driving sales profits and unit growth. The formula is wide ranging and straightforward. Generate brand buzz, dominate value, create more occasions, and deploy more digital tools. Brand buzz is big. That's the thing that Taco Bell does. They know what their brand is. It's not like, "Hey, health, wellness,

longevity, looks maxing, bio-hacking." It's not that. They're not doing that. If you want to stay on this planet. for a very long time, they're not fucking with you. That's not who's paying their bills. If you get up every morning. and go, "I am thrilled to be here. and I never want to leave," Taco Bell ain't for you. But if you wake up and I go, "I need something.

to get through this. I need a little treat. I need a little treat to just get through this.". Kurt Vonnegut had a great quote about life. "We're here to get through this thing, whatever it is. "He said that, and I believe his. book, A Man Without a Country. It doesn't matter. Taco Bell is. a little treat and they market it like that. Don't you want a little treat? Don't you deserve a little treat?

They're not telling you this is something you should. be proud of. You know what I mean? They're not telling you like," Hey, go shout from the rooftops that you're coming here. "It's kind of like the only fans of food. It's like," Yeah, it exists. People need to jerk off. "Is it great for the civilization? Probably not. Is it fun to jerk off? Yeah.

I mean, we're living in that world. That's where Taco Bell lives. They live in that space. You regret it, but not that much. That's the interesting thing about Taco Bell. You don't regret it that much. Pre-regret. Taco Bell, you get in the car, you go," I shouldn't do it. "But then once you've done it, you're like," Ah, I've done it. "It is tasty. It's flavorful. It's romantic. You reminisce. Everybody's driven through Taco Bell.

When they're 17 years old, high. Some of them after sucking Lindsey Graham's cock. After you're 17 to get Lindsey Graham's, the smell. of his balls out of your mouth, you would eat a grilled stuffed burrito at Taco Bell. and hang out with your buds. And they would hang out with you and go, "Did you suck off. Lindsey Graham?" You're going to go, "Bro, I know. Only for 200. But back then it was real money.

Let's hit the mall. Get some weed. Taco Bell's on me. I just sucked off Lindsey Graham. I'm in high school." That really happened. according to that documentary that the Turk people made, those Turkish, Turkish delight young Turks. But Taco Bell has that... That's where you need. to live if you live in the fast food world, that kind. of moral grey area. You know what I mean? You can't go out and plant a flag.

and start talking about how great you are. and how important it is. You need to just live in that like, "Hey, yeah, let's be a little naughty sometimes. Let's be a little naughty." And you know. what's fun about Taco Bell? It goes away quick. You eat it. It was like you didn't even eat it. and you just throw it away. It evaporates. It's not even food. It's not even real.

Taco Bell should be eaten as it's being handed to you. That's why when you DoorDash it, it's terrible. because you get it and it's been sitting there. and it goes back to its original sludge. It's all sludge. It comes in sludge packets. and they just de-sludge it. And then they put it in food and they put it in tortillas. and they then cook the tortilla, get that nice brown texture. and just eating a fun sludge. So you got to eat it immediately and they crumple. Those wrappers crumple up so nice.

They crumple up so tiny, a tiny crumple in your hand. It's like not even there. Bye, bye, bye. Didn't even do it. So once you eat that, crumple it up, throw it out, done, done. We used to hang out with a fat girl and she always, and it was an iconic episode of the show Fat Girl Clean Car. But once we saw a perfectly cubed diced tomato in her car, she cleaned everything except that. And we knew she was at Taco Bell. because it was just a tiny, from when they had Pico de Gallo,

because it was tinier than the cubed tomatoes, the chopped tomatoes that go on the taco. Taco Bell used to have pico de gallo. Taco Bell had things. That souls at one point. I'd love to have a meeting. with the people in Irvine because I want them. to bring back the original grilled stuffed burrito, which they will not because. they've gotten rid of the Baja sauce. Whatever. We're in the weeds. We're in the weeds now. We're in the weeds. But my point is. that Wendy's was America. Taco Bell is what America will be.

There's a great line in the movie Nixon when Nixon looks at. a painting of JFK. and he's talking about the American people, the Oliver Stone film Nixon. And he looks at the picture of JFK. and he says, "When they see you, they see what they want to be. When they look at me, they see. what they are." What a great line. "When they look at you, they see what they want to be. When they look at me, they see what they are.

"And that is Taco Bell. When you look at Wendy's, you see. what this country could be, what a high trust society looks like. where people have economic security. But Taco Bell, you see what it really is. Just fast cars at night. A lot of different races. Great, great. Love that. Love that. A lot of different genders and races at night. Lots of lights. Races and genders at night and lights.

Food, yum, yum, quick, quick. Is it food? Who cares? That's what it is. Talking dogs. Everyone's high. Wendy's is like well lit. Oh look, it's my neighbour. We share a cultural space. Taco Bell's like, shut up. A dog's talking fast. Cars go fast. Purple light, purple light. You're on drugs. That's what America is. Diversity, lots of stuff happening. Yeah. Whereas Wendy's is like, come on in,

have a baked potato with your wife. Talk about your children and what you want to do with them. Taco Bell's like, no one's got kids. What are you talking about? We're in a. scion or some hell car. We're in a little hell car. We're all high. We don't know each other. It's crazy. It's fast. It doesn't need to make sense. It's the same 12 ingredients. We've mixed it many different ways. Eat it quickly, speed away and die. Die.

I always imagine when I'm going through a Taco Bell drive. through if it's the last thing I'll eat. and if I'll be involved immediately in like a horrible crash. and then it'll just be blood. and fucking chipotle sauce. or that ranch they use in the quesadilla, that jalapeno sauce and the quesadilla. And if it's just my face with that jalapeno sauce.

and blood all over it. and they go, "Yeah, it seems like you just left Taco Bell. That's what America is now. Quick. A lot of lights. A lot of stuff going on. Is it good? We don't know. We don't know. But we keep coming back to it. We keep coming back to it. The variety bag has ruined Halloween. It has ruined Halloween. A lot of people are upset with this. And by the way, I love Halloween. It's one of my favourite holidays. and it's something that I...

It's a really uniquely distinctly American holiday. and American experience. All Halloween candy is the same now. This is from the Atlantic. Nothing stands out. By the way, it's funny. We're on the verge of a nuclear war. This is what they're writing. All. Halloween candy is the same now. Nothing stands out. Apart from the quantity. of candy dumped out on the floor back home, every house seems to buy a variety bag. of seemingly random candy. And consequently, every stop, a little bit more. of the same treats as the previous one.

A harvest time holiday. that evolved from traditional reflections on death. is now merely another household chore. to carry out on the way to mortal life certain end. In my memory, the trick or treating. procedure used to go down like this. An older lady, a stern man made some idle chatter about. costumes and then dispensed one. or three candies into my bag directly from their basket. So by the way, let me tell you about the old Halloween. and then I'll describe what they do. Here's the new Halloween. Everybody goes. to like the gymnasium of a school.

Everybody has to yell as soon as they walk in, "I'm not a paedophile." And then a bunch. of kids run around the gymnasium. and get candy and it's hellish. And they're not allowed... Now the old Halloween, you would trick. or treat, you would knock on doors. and I'm sure they still do this at some places, but I think a lot of it has changed. A lot of it has changed. I think kids just go. to a hospital now, to be honest. But that's what the new Halloween is.

Kids are just walking through a hospital. But in the old days, you would knock on a door. and somebody would either be home or they wouldn't be home. and they would come to the door. and they would give you a candy. and then some houses had the shittiest candy. You'd be like, "This shit sucks." And then some houses would. have like a peanut butter cup. and three musketeers, a Milky Way, a tiny bag of M&Ms. Everybody was like, "Don't get the apple." Nobody's ever. getting apples, but they were like, "There's a razor blade in the apple. or there's poison in the..." But mostly...

And then every now and then they would make up these little. bags that had a few different candies in it. and you would trick or treat with your friends. and your parents would walk you to the door. But now I think they don't want kids... I don't think kids are allowed. Are kids even allowed to trick or treat now. or do they just get taken to like a... I feel like it's just like they have these safe. spaces for them to trick or treat. That's what I think it is now.

That's what I've heard my friends do. I think my friends, they will not allow them to go trick. or treat on the block because everyone's a paedophile. That's kind of the problem. That's kind of the issue. So I think they just have these scenarios where it's like. they set up, sometimes they do like a tailgate trick. or treat where like a bunch of cars pull up.

and I mean, it's so sad. It's so sad. It used to be there should be a little danger. Halloween should have a little danger. There's something about. that every year one kid goes missing. Little Bobby's gone now, back to school. A kid would go missing and you'd go back. to school and you go, "Fuck.

There's something about that. that we're losing." You know what I mean? I think you need a little bit of that. Not a lot, but you need some of it. You need kids to perceive actual danger so. that they don't succumb to it. That's why it was a bad idea to take the villains out. of Disney movies and replace them with like crazy shit. Nobody even knows what's going on. These new Disney movies don't have any charismatic villains.

Many villains are charismatic. You have to be able to spot that, but the new Disney movies don't have that. It's like, I don't even know. who the villains are in these movies anymore, but they're not like Ursula, you know, Jafar. They don't have villains like that anymore. What was that movie that came out? It was the non-binary snowflake, that tiny little thing. It was called Element. Get that up, Disney movie Element, I think. Element movie? Elemental. Yeah, I mean, what even is this? Do they have a villain?

Type in Elemental movie villain. Who's the villain? You need to know there are villain. Right. In the 2023 film, Elemental does not feature a traditional villain. or antagonist. The conflict is driven by internal struggles, family pressures and societal expectations. I mean, hey man, what? You're usually not kidnapped by an internal struggle.

I'm not saying they're unimportant, but this is what I mean. We're not teaching children about. how fucked up the world can be, you know? Well, anyway, I hope you enjoy your Halloween. I hope your family enjoys it. This is a family show and I hope they watch it together. I hope your children and you are watching this. show together right now. I hope the entire family watches it together. And I hope the grid stays up. I hope we don't get knocked off. the grid because God help us.

I'm going. You will not see me again. I'm not going to be running a generator to do this bullshit. I'm telling you right now, this grid better stay up. We've not created a world here that's that enticing. with the grid up, you see? So this idea that the grid goes down. and everybody's like, "Well, I'm just going to eat Cantuna. until we figure it out." A lot of people are going to go. A lot of people are just going to go, "This is not worth it.

This is not worth it." I mean, truly. I mean, what are we going to... What do people say? "I can't wait for the electrical grid to get back up. so they can make more movies. "What? What? No, people are... They're going to kill themselves. They're going to kill themselves. "I can't wait for the electrical grid. to go up." No, no, no, no, no. They're going to kill... "I want to watch House Hunter." No, they're going.

to kill themselves if the grid goes down. Mass suicide, if the grid goes down. Bye. You better keep that grid up. You better fucking keep that grid up. You better keep that motherfucking grid up. I don't want Lindsay Clancy experiencing even one minute, even one minute of discomfort. Not one minute. You better keep that grid up for.

my lady, for Merica's mother. She's still a good mother. She's still a great mother. Oh. Well, anyway, enjoy your time. Be safe. Be safe with your family. Truly, family is key. Be safe and let your kids go out a little bit. Supervise them, but let them learn. Let them go out.

Kidnap them. Dress up as people. and kidnap your children. and then tie them up. and then take your masks off and go, "See? See?" And then your kids will go, "What are you doing?". And you go, "I'm preparing you. for the world." And you're going to go, "What does this even show me?" You go, that there's bad people out there. And they go, "The bad people are you." You go, "Yeah,

but the real ones are worse." You got. to put your kids through little tests. Little tests are important. We did that. They didn't kidnap us, but they would be like, "Hey, if this guy's going to... Would you take candy? Would you take an unwrapped piece. of candy?" "No, don't take candy that's unwrapped. "My dad would always tell me, he's like," Would suck that guy's dick? Would you suck him off if he said that to you? If he said, Come in here and. suck me off, would you suck him off?

"I was like," I don't know. "My dad's like," Are you sure you wouldn't suck him off? "The guy up the straight," If he took his dick out. and said, suck him off, you wouldn't? "I go," No, probably not. What exactly is it? He's got a lot of money. "I'm like," Okay. "And my dad's like," You got a nice dick. "And I go," Huh. "And my dad's like," And no one would know about it. "And I'm like," Right. "And he goes," Would you do it?

"I'm like," I guess still no. "He goes," No, no, no. Let me make this clear. You have more money. than you'll ever need in your life, and you could use some of that money to help people. if you wanted, right? Like a billion dollars, but you got to suck this guy's dick on camera. Would you do it then? "I go," Yeah, I just still don't want the money that much. I don't know him. I'm a child. This seems really weird.

""Okay, but what if there's a gun to my head. and I'm going to die if you don't suck off this guy? So you either suck this guy off and get a billion dollars. or me and your mother are shot in our head, but you got to suck this guy off on camera." And I go, "I guess I would." And he goes, "Good man, son. Good. man.".

Happy Halloween.