Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies | The Tim Dillon Show #495

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Thank you all for coming out. to my show At the Netflix is a joke festival in Los. Angeles at the Wiltern Theatre, where I interviewed the cast. of selling Sunset dressed as John Wayne Gacy. And it was a great moment for everyone. It was fun, it was a fun show. The women from the show didn't.

speak that much, and Jason Oppenheim, who owns the brokerage to his credit, tried to answer some of the questions. And I like him. At one point I said, are your clients worried about security? And he said, yes. He goes, in fact, the other day I went to go. to a house and they wouldn't even let me in. because that's how secure it was. And I went, they, they wouldn't let you in.

And he goes, nah, well, they let me in. I was like, oh, so you just, you lied. You just, you made that up. And he laughed. He goes, yeah. And that's what, that's what a good real estate agent does. A good real estate agent is a liar. Sorry. You want them lying for you. But that's what they do. And I respect that. I respect the profession. Always have. And they came on the show. Now, we did a show. where it was like a theatrical kind of Broadway show.

if you were on math, you know, we interviewed a, a food delivery robot. We had a, a, a choir of people that came out dressed. as unhoused people and sang landslide. We had, you know, we had like a woman come out who pretended. to lose her house in the Palisades fire. We had fun. And, and we might do more things like. that because they're fun. And I, my costume designer in la she's one.

of the most talented people. You know, there, there is a lot of talent here, not. so much on the screen, but behind the scenes there's a lot of talent. Like, there's still really creative people who love. what they do and that, and this woman is one of them. And she, and she, she, she did this photo shoot, I, I didn't even know it was happening. They did these professional photos of me. dressed up in like this John Wayne Gacy kind of drag joker.

costume that she made. And it was, it was unbelievable. And she brought in all these, you know, really high level gay makeup artists. and photographers and were they, were they on meth? Who cares? It doesn't matter. They're working. It's a work drug. And they were blasting. music and I felt very cool. We did it. It was a, a whole photo shoot. It was very fun. And they do very high level people. I didn't even know it was happening, but it was exciting and fun. And they were, they're the funnest people. I met with the, with the makeup math people.

They're like fun. And then everyone else, you know, the Netflix festival, you just, you see a lot of comics you haven't. seen in a while, which is fun. But then you're just inundated with, you know, the business, the industry. It's gross. It's gross, it's desperate, it's sad, it's gross, it's grotesque, truly. And it's a lot of this, it's a lot of, hi, hey, hi, hi. It's a lot of that. And, but it was a fun thing to do.

It was a fun thing to do was, you know, it was Netflix thrilled. with everything I said on the stage. We don't know. We don't know. I'm sure, I'm sure everyone takes it. Everyone takes criticism in stride. Even Netflix. I, I've had a relationship with Netflix, but Netflix, like everyone, like myself, has good.

and bad in them, right? It's complex. It's not just amazing. and great in that say, we must be introspective and look inside. So I imagine that was the message delivered. I delivered in a fun kind of theatrical way. I don't think there's any problem there, but it was a fun thing. We'll do more things like that, I think. because it was fun to do something strange.

and weird. and it had a lot of moving parts and different components. and, and the, the, you know, the selling Sunset cast, I don't think they knew what was going on. And one of them I asked you grew up in the uk. and she said, yes I did. I grew up in Paris. They don't know. I don't know what they really know what's happening. Brie, I liked a lot. And she's one of the OGs and she's still on the show. And she laughed at every joke. 'cause she's, Nick can tax. or current, I don't know, whatever, it's not my business.

But she was great. And, but there's a lot of the women there. You would try to just, you know, they wouldn't really answer a lot of the ques. I asked one woman, I said, do you know any poor people? And she said, no. And I said, that's okay, that's okay. Because everyone judges her for that in society. that she doesn't know any poor people, but she probably doesn't like them. And that's her choice. It's hard to meet poor people if you're rich. And no one talks about that, by the way. It's true.

It's hard to meet poor people. If you're rich, you gotta go outta your way. to meet a really poor person. If you're rich. Like, I mean, if you're rich, rich, not if you like made money in comedy. after being a bum forever like I did, then a lot of people, you know, don't have any money. It doesn't matter. But if you're someone that you know, works in real estate and you're, and you're whatever, and you do, you can't just meet a poor person.

That's not the way it works. And then as you meet a poor person, it's weird. to bring the poor person around as a rich, hot real estate agent who sells houses or whatever. I don't know if they actually sell houses either, but it doesn't matter. Does anything matter? I think I said to them, I'm like, you guys don't really sell house. I mean, they didn't even de defend. They didn't, they didn't even go, no, we sell houses. I don't think it matters.

I don't think it matters if the audience knows they don't. sell the houses. I don't think people watch the show. because they sell houses. And the audience was so vicious to these people. When they would talk, the audience would go, shut the fuck up. People from the, the mezzanine, the balcony would scream at them, shut the fuck up. Because people now, you know, it's, that show got debuted in 2019.

It was just pre pandemic. That show was from a time when people believed. that they could own a house. They never believed that they could own some crazy modern. mansion in the Hollywood Hills, but they said, I could get a little house, a cabin somewhere. I'm in the game. And when you're in the game, you, you can, you know, there's the escapism. of watching a real estate show where these women pretend. to sell these high-end properties. because you can en you can enjoy it, it's silly.

and there's drama, they fight with each other, whatever. But you go, well, I own a house. and I'm watching other people sell nicer houses, but I'm, or I could dream of owning a house. It's realistic that I own a house. But now. that owning a house has become incredibly tough. I think that era of entertainment, that era of voyeurism. is actually going to decline.

I don't think people are gonna have an appetite anymore. to watch shows where, like, attractive. And by the way, I could be wrong. It's my prediction. I don't think people are gonna have an appetite. to watch shows where hot women walk around mansions. and pretend to sell them. I think eventually people are gonna go, we've had enough. of this shit. This is a relic from another era. We can't, we can't even imagine.

owning something and we're pissed about it. and rightfully so. And we're not gonna watch these bitches, you know, walk. around in the six inch heels on a marble floor. It takes on a new meaning. when people are fucked, you know? So I think, but I, I do appreciate them coming on. And they were lovely people backstage. They were very nice. They didn't answer the questions. That's fine.

Doesn't matter. They tried at one point I said, just name an area of Los Angeles that you like. Can you do that? Just name, you don't even have to like it. Just name an area of Los Angeles and let's discuss that. and we'll release clips of this. But it was difficult for them. And, and, but it was still nice that they came. And you know, a lot of things are changing. I read this article in the New York Times, you can grab this, that meta,

which is this mega company owned by Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook, Instagram, you know, they dumped 80 billion, I think, into this metaverse idea. I think it was billion. That sounds high. It might have been million, but it, it is a, it's un drudge. It's in the times. It might have been 80 billion. There was a time during the NFT craze where. people would come up to me. and say, you have to be the first comedian in the metaverse.

And I said, what do you mean by that? They said, well, pretty soon. we're just gonna live in a virtual world completely. And instead of performing for 300 people or 3000 people. or whatever, you're gonna perform for 50,000 people. or a hundred thousand people, or a million people in the metaverse, because the metaverse is going. to be the digital world we all inhabit. You'll have these glasses.

and you're not gonna go meet your friends at a restaurant. You're gonna meet them in the metaverse. And people are gonna watch comedy in this digital world. And now of course, it sucked everything. we saw that came outta the metaverse. You'd have an avatar and you'd be this avatar. Get something up about the metaverse where we can kind. of look at it like the concept, the proof of concept for it.

It was like, you know, it was this strange thing. where you'd have an avatar. and you'd live in this. completely digitised digital world. And people really believed that that was like gonna happen. It was like on the cusp of happening. But again, this was the height of the NFT craze, the mania. This is when people in Miami are showing you their phone. and going, look, I just paid $10,000 for this. It was a squiggly line that I, I just paid $10,000.

for this squiggly line. I knew people who flipped NFTs, meaning they bought them. and then sold them for more money. and they made like $2 million. And these were inherently worthless pieces of shit. Many of them, you know, this non fungible tokens on the. blockchain, and da da da da da. It's a way to show ownership. I own this. It's mine. I can prove that I own it. And a lot of these things were, some of them were artistic, some of them were cool, a lot of them weren't.

So the Metaverse was an outgrowth of this idea, is that, well, you know, we're all eventually just gonna inhabit this reality. and we're gonna inhabit this reality. because there's a pandemic. and the world is gross and it's dangerous. And there's riots and there's crime. But not in the metaverse, in the metaverse. It's all good. So let's watch a little bit of this thing here. But again, the metaverse was doomed and maybe in 10 years or.

or sooner, we're all living in the metaverse. But, but it never caught on. It just never happened. But here's a little something on that. - Imagine you put on your glasses. or headset in your, instantly in your home space. And as parts of your physical home recreated virtually, it has things that are only possible virtually. And it has an incredibly inspiring, - By the way, just stop it for a minute. This freak,

this freak is. so he disturbs me on such a guttural level. and he makes my skin crawl. And no offence, you know, me, I don't try. to be offensive on the, on the show. He, there's something about him, Bezos, at least I kind. of get, 'cause he's a real psychopath. He's on a big yacht. Him and his wife bought the Met Gala, which a bunch. of my comedian friends at Tweet, you know, all day about. how, you know, white men suck, seem.

to throw those morals away when it's time to go. to the Met Gala that's now owned. by a true lunatic Jeff Bezos, who's on a super yacht. He's a ge genuine bond super villain. But there's something about Bezos, I kind of, I don't know, I if I would say I like it, but there's something honest about Bezos. He's like, I'm on a super yacht. I got this, my wife, we have a big wedding in Italy. We invite every famous person we know we are, you know,

Bezos seems like a guy. There's some, maybe some insecurity there or whatever it is. He desperately wants to prove to you. that he's the coolest person that's ever lived. And, you know, is that, is that disgusting? Sure. But you know what it is. And I think now truly in life, it's not about whether you agree or disagree with someone. And I was thinking about this the other day, and it's not about whether you think they're good or bad.

Do you know what they are? I think this is becoming the real question. and the real concern and the real way to evaluate people. Forget good or bad, forget the morality. Forget just for a minute and just, you know, what they are. Do you where they're coming from? Are they reliably, consistent, whatever? And a guy like Jeff Bezos, I think you kind of understand. that this guy.

feels like someone who's really trying. to be a human being. He's doing his best. He's occasionally succeeding, but it, it just, something is deeply unsettling. But let's continue here. Mark. Zuckerberg, friend of the show. - Incredibly inspiring view. of whatever you find most beautiful. - Hey, are you coming? - Yeah, just gotta find something to wear.

All right, perfect. - Hey boy. - Oh, hey Mark. Hey, what's going on? Hey, Mike Mohawk. - What's up, mark? - Whoa, we're floating in space. Who made this place? It's awesome, - Right? Okay, so, all right, kill this. Just to give you a refresher. course of what the Metaverse was. Now find this article here where it is. his New York Times article about Facebook dying. Meta Dying, which is owns Facebook.

It's on Drudge. And you know, I read this article today, and they make the point. that nothing on the internet dies overnight. Even Yahoo and a OL. and things like that, they still function. They still have people that use them. You know, Facebook, I don't know anyone on Facebook. We can sell a lot of tickets on Facebook. We post probably content from this show on Facebook. Facebook's now settling lawsuits with people. because it's now proven that Meta's algorithm has,

you know, driven people, I think, to kill themselves and stuff. I think that's what's going on, like that the algorithm. has focused on, on negativity, and it has incentivized. and encouraged the type of behaviour. that has led people. to have serious psychological conditions.

So, medi, medi, there's settling some luck. Like we all know someone who's gone insane on social media. We all know that you all have an aunt, we've all existed in this world long enough to know someone. who, who has genuinely become a schizophrenic. on social media. We, we know that person. We know someone who at one time was fun. and who is now a schizophrenic. And that's sad.

And I don't know what can be done about it, but we know that that has, that exists. So what I was talking about before in March, the company meta alongside YouTube lost a bellwether lawsuit. alleging that its addictive design choices triggered. anxiety, depression, and body image issues in a teenager. waiting in the wings are over a hundred thousand similar. cases, seeking claims in the tens of billions. of dollars.

Also, you know, people, people have talked about. foreign influence campaigns using meta misinformation. campaigns, using these sites or whatever. So this article in The Times is basically saying that. although Meta is still doing very well in the sense. that they, they've made a lot of money, there's a few key markers that show that. the company itself is beginning to decline.

and that that could be irreversible. And that that era of the internet might be ending. And it'll take a while. And one wonders what comes next, but there's a quote here, there's a grim satisfaction in watching this organisation. hoist with its own petar. This is the company that profited from trafficking, trafficking and lies, iTunes, its algorithms to boost hatred. and division that stole our data. and used it against us that created the culture. of toxic meme, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

whatever this is in the New York Times. And what they're saying here is they go, well, if, if Facebook dies, maybe things get better. And the New York Times, like it could be a heartening turn. in our national conversation. And they said, TikTok traffic's more in. inspirational content. I don't know what algorithm on TikTok they're on, by the way, they go tiktoks traffic's in more. inspirational content. I don't know where they're at.

They go prom videos are currently trending. Okay. But what's interesting about this to me, like kind. of reading this article is imagining. what comes next. Because there there is, there was that, and it seems to be like, are young people fighting about politics on the internet?

It doesn't seem to be that they are in the way. that older people are. That feels to me like something that as a, a younger friend. of mine who helped out with the show recently said, old heads do. It doesn't feel like that's a, like I, I, I'm, the people I know who have the most. active social media presence are older. And that seems odd.

It seems like it should be the other way around. that younger people should be the ones on social media using. it for whatever reasons to make change or whatever. But it seems to be, it's like older people that are bored. and, and, and, and all they care about is this, and this is now where they live. Like that is their metaverse. Like he has created that. They don't need the goggles. They're already there. They're already there. Mark, you did it. You kind of did it.

My aunt's already there. She's locked in. I don't know that she needs to be in a digital world. You've already created this space where people are able. to basically just fight about. things that don't really affect them for the rest. of their lives until their bodies are riddled. with cancer and they die. That's how old people live. Now, old people,

however you wanna, you know, talk about our country. A lot of people that aren't from America are like, it's, you know, they, they visit here. and they go, it's a, it's an abomination. what you do to your old people. You stick them in homes, you kick them outta the house, you know, they would never do that in Japan. They go, we all live together. We respect our elders. They die in their beds, we ship them to nursing homes. There's fight clubs, people pee on them or whatnot. It's bad. But whatever you think about that.

old people now, the, the last years of their life. where meaning where they still have. before, they're completely bedridden and they're going out. Mark Zuckerberg has stolen the last 10. years of your mother's life. before she got to mention Alzheimer's. Mark Zuckerberg has stolen that. the last 10 years of, of grandma's life. Where's grandma?

She's on Facebook, she's drunk. and she's fighting with someone she's never met. And that's how people get old now. They get old on the internet. and they spend their golden years, the last years on this planet. where they still have moving legs and they can still walk. They spend it shut in their home on Facebook.

Talking about Iran. That's what, that's what Mark Zuckerberg's created. He's made your pa he's driven your parents insane. And he's given them a place where they're incentivized. to actually get crazier. And that's the way people get old. Now that, that's part of life. I've always talked about Mint Mobile. and I mean it, you gotta start saving money right now.

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And I don't know how they calculate these averages either. That's not true. This is such a lie. They go as of early 2026, the largest demographics. of Facebook users globally is 25 to 34 years old. Growing engagement for users. 45 to 65 have, have, do you go on Facebook? - No. - Do you know anyone really engaged on Facebook? - My parents? - That's right. That no, it's true.

I don't know where they're getting to it. But then maybe they're talking about. people in India who just got it. I don't know. It's Yeah. Globally, yeah, whatever this is. Old people are on Facebook. The last years of their life, mark Zuckerberg has stolen. and he's radicalising them. and they can't do anything about it. Their bodies are failing. Their minds are failing. They're trapped in this prison. This hell, they should be seeing their grandchildren. They should be drinking wine. They should be on a boat.

But what they're, what they're really doing is spending. their life, the last bits of it, the last things. that really matter. They're spending it in this hell created. by this humanoid freak. That's how their truth has been. So this, the company meta starting to decline. I don't shed a tear for this. I don't shed a tear for this. Now I'm on Instagram. I like Instagram, I'm on social media.

It's part of my job. I get it. I'm not, you know, one of these people. who claims moral superiority to any of this. But I just look around and notice things. And I look at the people on Facebook. I go, these people are unwell. They're older. They don't get, they don't know what AI is. They don't know if something's real or fake. They don't know what it they're arguing about. You know, there's clearly an AI video. of a crocodile eating someone. And they're like, that's why you never, you gotta respect animals. The power of an animal. And it's just a, i i they don't know their.

lives have been stolen from them. It's sad. It's actually sad. They don't understand what happened. They don't get it. Nothing like this has ever happened before. By the way, they didn't watch their parents do this. This has never happened before. Where at the end of your life. there was a technology invented that made you insane. This has never happened. Large swaths. of the public have gone functionally. They're insane. They're lost, they're gone. On every political spectrum, all over the place. Doesn't matter. But this has never really happened.

before where a playground for your worst ideas. and impulses was given to you at the end of your life. When the sharpness of your mind is starting. to really wear thin and you don't know what's going on. And it gives you this playground and go fuck around. Have fun. See what happens. Learn things. You shouldn't learn the thing, the learning should stop.

at a certain age. Now they're all learning about aliens on Facebook. I heard the government was gonna come out. and tell everybody there was no God. We were created by aliens. How are they gonna take that? I, you know what I mean? I, that's. what I heard was gonna happen. I heard from multiple people. I called a couple of people. They go, yeah, I think the. government's gonna come out and tell everyone. There's no God. We were created by aliens. All the world religions are fake. And deal with that. Deal with that. What you will, who knows. Now that didn't happen. I think the government's.

kind of backed off on that. They're like, well, make your own conclusion. Choose your own adventure. But supposedly that's what they were gonna tell everybody. Like, by the way, it's all fake. There's no God, you were created by aliens. I, I, I really believe that's what they were gonna say. And they were just gonna tell everyone to deal with it. Deal with it. And they called a bunch of pastors. and they were like, Hey, by the way, you're gonna have to, you're congregation's gonna get upset. because during the, during the morning press briefing,

we're gonna announce that there's no God. And we're all a creation of aliens. I mean, it's like, I mean, what are we doing. to these people at the end of their lives? Could you think of a worse way. to get old than the way you get old now? Is there a worse generation? Is there, is there a worse time now? Yes. The boomers have all the fucking money. They own these big houses. That's all nice. But their mind, they don't have minds anymore. Their minds have disintegrated. They've melted in their heads.

I mean, it's unbelievable. And now, at the end of their life, while they're frothing in a Facebook rage, wandering. around their house, we tell them, by the way, we, we don't think there's a God or anything. We are created by aliens. That's the last thing they hear. before they collapse on their keyboard as they're responding. to their sister that they barely speak to. Well, actually, the trans issue is more. of an issue than you think it is. 'cause you, it's insane. We, we are destroyed.

What Now you might think it's undignified to, to go. to a nursing home and die there. And it is. But my mother was. in one of them and died in one of them. Whatever. This is worse. What we're doing to them now is worse. They're all in big mansions on Facebook. and they're insane. Their kids hate them. This is worse. Yes. Nobody wants to go to fucking shady Acres. or whatever the name of that fucking thing. I, this is something from this I thought, I think maybe.

that was from the Sopranos. Nobody wants that. Everybody goes, I don't want to go into a home. I'm completely fine. I I wanna live on my own. And that was the big discussion. The big discussion was like, well, where do you put old people? You, you put 'em in these homes. And everybody was like, nobody wanted to go in those homes. And Louis's got a great new bid on his special about this, about putting his dad into place. But the way that, the way people are getting old now, where they're just on the internet. They're just on the internet at whatever age trying.

to figure it out and being taken advantage of. and bamboozled. And it's coming from all sides and all directions. And they're, they're becoming truly. like psychotic. We're inducing psychosis. That's what Mark Zuckerberg's done. He's inducing psychosis into large swaths. of the population, but very noticeably in.

older people. that have now all gone insane. And I actually think, by the way, like. so there's a new study that shows more than two thirds. of children under the age. of two use screen some for eight hours a day. So many one year olds are now on a screen. for eight hours a day. Here's why. That's good. Are you ready? Here's why it's good if we're gonna live like this, we gotta start them young.

They gotta be, listen, the people I know. who got introduced to Facebook later in their lives no. longer speak to their children. They no longer speak to their families. They've had Facebook for 10 years. They're their children. Won't bring the grandkids to the house anymore. That's what happens when you introduce technology. late in life. I'm for if we're gonna live like this.

and it seems like we are, I'm not commenting. on if it's a good thing. I don't think it is. But it doesn't seem like anybody's has. any investment in changing it. But more than two thirds of children under two U screens, some for up to eight hours a day, 1-year-old. And by the way, and I'm gonna say it. again and it's not a joke. They're watching this show in very big numbers. Two, two year olds.

under five toddlers are watching this show in, in big numbers. Now it is a huge demographic. Almost a third of newborns watch screens. for more than three hours a day. While nearly 20% of infants aged four. to 11 months watch screens for over an hour a day. So your 11 month old is gonna get an hour just. to get them going. And by the I'M for this. Because we need, they need, if we're gonna have this,

they need to understand it. by the time they're four, they need to go. That's ai. Look at the watermark. It's AI scientists say the basis of future health. and brain development is laid down. in the first time from pregnancy to the age of two. So scientists are now saying. that it might not be good that they're doing this. Yeah. Higher screen use in babies supposedly links. to poorer development.

Well, there's not jobs for them when they grow up. So who cares? They only need to be literate online. Listen to me now. There are no jobs for your children. They only need to be literate online. They only need to understand the way the internet works. So I don't have a problem with a 1-year-old spending five. to eight hours a day on the screen. These include increased risk of obesity. and shortsightedness, sleep problems, behavioural difficulties, language delay.

Folks, they're gonna have it anyway. They're having it all. Any, they're gonna have it all anyway. Most your children are going to be obese, shortsighted, and have language delay. It's just what it is. We're gonna get ozempic form when they're kids. That's come. GLP ones for kids are coming and I'm for it. They're coming for the fatties for the kids. We're gonna have them. All your kids are on peptides. They're on GLP one and they're on the screen. and there's nothing you can do about it.

I'm sorry. It's what it is. Don't shoot the messenger here. I'm telling you, yes, they're gonna be fat. 'cause they're on the screens. Hit him with the needle. All my kid's fat. 'cause he's on the screen. Well, it's necessary for him to be on the screen. because he needs to be literate. and he needs to understand the way the internet works. He needs to understand different. cultures that arise on the internet. He's gotta choose. She's gotta choose. They have to choose. what culture they wanna take part in on the internet. So they're gonna be obese probably.

You hit him with the GLP one. The GLP one will slim him down. The GLP one will hold the food in your infant's stomach. longer so that your infant is less hungry. 'cause soon they will approve GLP ones for toddlers. So your two usually, here's the way it works. Your 2-year-old eats a chicken nugget and shits it out. and wants another chicken nugget. But the GLP one will hold the nugget in your two year old's. stomach longer and it won't shit.

So now we have two things happening that are good. Shitting no longer is a thing with babies. They're not gonna be shitting all the time. 'cause they're on GLP ones. They're gonna be very constipated. The food is held in their stomach longer, so they're less hungry. Problem number one, shitting babies solved. Problem number two, obese children solved this. and they're gonna be sitting there. and they're gonna be on a screen. Listen, I I'm pro family, I'm pro children,

but here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna have a fat child. and it's gonna sit in a chair like this. It's gonna be on a little cushion. and you're gonna put a screen in front of it. and then you are going to shoot it up with a needle. of GLP one parents said they're offering. screens to their babies. and toddlers to help manage the stress of daily life. and coping with exhaustion. They mean their stress, right? Not the baby's stress. - Yes. - Let me read, let me read that again. Parents said they're offering screens to their babies.

and toddlers to help manage the stress of daily life. and coping with Well, here's the thing. I'm pro-family. I'm pro child. I'm proc civilization. I believe the happiest people truly are the ones that, you know, the happiest people I've ever. met are the ones with children. That doesn't mean that there are, I'm happy I don't have children. So I'm not saying everyone's whatever. I'm not telling you how to live. That's not the deal. But I'm saying I'm, I, I believe people should have children. I think it's good. You know, most people are not gonna get. what they want outta their career.

Truly. Some of them will. Most don't. And even the ones that do, there's certain emptiness to that, whatever. So I am pro this. But here's the other thing. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard to be a parent. It's hard to be a good parent. So I think what people are doing now. is they're giving their children the screens. because they, they don't have the energy. The time. One parent described their baby.

screen time as quote, a survival skill in my house, a government spokesman told sky news. Parents told us they want clear, practical, and non-judgmental advice on screen use for under fives. And we work hand in hand with them to, 'cause the parents don't wanna be judged for it. And I get it. They go, I got my kids on a screen. I give my kid a iPad. And I, and I and I say, leave me alone for a little while.

And, and they don't wanna be judged for that. And I understand parents don't wanna be judged for. giving their 1-year-old an iPad for eight hours. Okay? They don't wanna be judged for this. And I think it's, we should stop judging them for it. Because here's the deal. We're heading into this digital. world by the time those kids grow up, and we probably will be in a fucking metaverse. So this is what you can fight. All these people fight this. They fight that.

They're, they're, they're mad. that everybody's still on drugs. and you know, on the different pharmaceuticals. They don't like this. They don't like that. I'm not saying that. I don't know anything about the glp. Once I, I tried them, I didn't like them. They made me feel weird. I I lost passion for life. Truly. But that doesn't mean that other people. And I now I have a meal plan of a trainer. I'll do peptides, I'll do other things. The the GLP ones. For me personally, I felt that there was a, I don't know, I started to lose interest in more than eating. It was weird. And I, it just for me,

and that's not everyone's experience. So by the way, go take them and enjoy them. I don't really care. It doesn't matter to me. I am forgiving them to children. I am, I am forgiving. JLP wants to toddlers. and I am forgiving them iPads for them to watch this show. and many others for, for hours on end every day. That's your it, there's your kid's not gonna play soccer. Cut it out. Have a realistic expectation for your child.

Having a nonverbal child. who just is on an iPad all day. that you shoot up once a a week with a needle. so it doesn't eat is the best you're gonna do. Just a quiet child. who's constipated from the GLP one. They're on you also, here's the thing. with people giving GLP ones to their toddlers. You have to remember fibre. You have to remember fibre. because they, they, they have to move.

They don't want their stomachs to explode with food. So you have to make sure the food is moving. through your 2-year-old or three-year-old system while. they're on the iPad for eight hours a day. So you have to make sure they eat fibre so. that they shit eventually so. that they don't explode on the couch. Because you don't wanna say, my toddler got gastroparesis, we forgot the fibre. And my toddler's stomach exploded.

My stomach exploded. It was full of chicken nuggets. It was full of chicken nuggets. and we forgot the fibre so. that my toddler didn't shit out the chicken nuggets.

So his stomach exploded while. I was watching the iPad. So these are the ways to be a parent. Now, I'm not an expert, I'm not a parent, but that's what it's gonna be. And, and we should feel bad for parents. I like this article. that says parents shouldn't really have to raise their kids. They should be able to just give them. iPads for the entire day. Quote. This research is a reminder of the pressure. So many parents face and, and can I make another comment?

If your toddler on shot day doesn't, doesn't want. to eat anything, you make sure they eat protein. You have to give them protein. in the day they take their shot. This research is a reminder of the pressures. so many parents face. And our guidance is designed. to offer realistic evidence-informed advice. that reflects the demands of family life. Not be a rule book that adds to the pressure. I like Sky News 'cause here's what Sky News is saying. Hey, listen, let's get realistic. You're not gonna raise your children,

you're gonna give them the pad, the iPad. And so a lot of parents don't know what to do. They're, they're, they don't know what to do. The kids are getting hooked on the screens. But here's the question. What is that? Is this a baby losing his mind over a screen? Yeah. What's, what does, he wants to watch my programme. What does he ma? Oh, this is just a collapse. Your children that get mad, they can't watch YouTube. Yeah. Alright, let's see a little bit of it. - He's having a,

- What's he, what's he trying to watch? He wants to see Tucker. I want Tucker. I want Tucker. Alright, we got it. We got it. They're mad. They're mad, they're addicted. My God sends addicted to it. What are you gonna do? They're addicted to it. What are you gonna do? They're little junkies in your house. that want their screens. Whatcha gonna deal with them? You got a bunch.

of sticky finger junkies in the house. that want their goddamn screens. What are you gonna do? Fight that battle. You give them the screen and you let them watch it. Let folks, I'm telling you, I know it, it, it sounds wrong. Otherwise it gets really difficult, especially if you have multiple kids. It's very difficult. They don't wanna play outside anymore. They don't wanna play outside. None of their friends are outside. All of their friends are playing video games. They wanna play video games. So they're gonna.

sit around and play video games. That's what they wanna do. They don't wanna go out. You know, remember when you were a kid, I was like, maybe not you, you're younger than me, but like, we would play manhunt. You know what I mean? You would go out and play things, hide. and go seek stuff like that. They don't do that anymore. They don't do that anymore. Children do not do that. They're not interested in that. They wanna be on the screens. That's where they live now. And it's hard to imagine a world where that changes. So in a world like this, you have to, I think give your child the screen.

It's like eating in aa, which I've been a member of, or you know, or, or, or, or na or things like that. It's abstinence, it's drugs or alcohol. You can't do it. You go to God, you do other things, you know. But in oa, Overeaters Anonymous, which I haven't been in LOL, they tell you, you gotta eat. So it's not, it's, there's a moderation's not a, I mean,

moderation's essential in that. It's like sec essay, sexual anonymous. So you gotta have sex, but you, you can't like. do whatever things you were doing that are bad. Whereas it's different. Like aa it's like, you can't, you can't, it's the phenomenon of great. But here's the deal. These kids aren't. getting away from the screens. So they're little junkies, screen junkies in their house. But you need to teach them a responsible way. to use the internet because it's gonna be their entire life.

Otherwise, mark Zuckerberg's gonna get 'em later on. and they're gonna go fucking insane. We gave the internet to a generation of people. They're in the process. of destroying everything in the world. Everything in the world. By the way, they haven't even had it for that long. It's not like they've had it for that long, but they got it late in life. and it scrambled their fucking brain.

So what you have to do, do you know. how many people I know who've blocked their own mother? Do you know how many people I know on Facebook. or whatever that have told me? I've blocked my mother. She, I, she cannot reach me on the internet if she wants, she can call me. I have blocked her. I do not want to see what she posts. I don't wanna see what she shares. I go, your mother. I go, yeah.

So I know that the knee jerk reaction is to say, get the screens outta the cans of kids. Well sure, but I think realistically it didn't, they're not gonna be able to exist without having some kind. of relationship to a screen. So I would say if you're one, it's, it's not nine hours, eight hours a day is too much. How long is this show? Usually? About an hour.

Yeah, an hour a day is fine for them. But again, my, this programme. give us the view. No, I don't know. I mean, what's. appropriate for a 1-year-old? How many hours should a 1-year-old be spending on social, on, on the screen? They're not on social media, but how many, how many hours should a 1-year-old be on the screen? - I mean, I think none. - You think none. - For a while. - Do you have any children? - Well, no.

- I say no more than five. I say no more than, here's the way I feel you put you, if you put your 1-year-old somewhere in a house. and give it a screen, you have to set a timer. and then five hours later you have to go back. and check on it. on the day your 2-year-old takes a GLP one shot give, give it a protein shake because it needs the protein.

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It spreads because of rodent shit. And by the way, everyone on a. cruise, let me stop this right now. Anyone that goes on a cruise anymore, you deserve exactly what you get. There are so many examples. of why you should not get on this floating toilet. I mean, anybody, there's documentaries. There's a documentary called Poop Cruise. Anybody. Now I know that you wanna go on this all inclusive thing. I know that folks, you know, when I grew up, people used. to go to a little inn, they'd go to a little bed.

and breakfast somewhere. And yes, cruise are for like old people. I know gay cruises are fun and you could do Molly. and stuff on the ocean, but there's just too much of a chance for a nightmare. to happen on a cruise. It's happened so many times. How do you even just walk? You just walk on a cruise now. and go, well, we hope we're not stranded. with H Virus on the sea. So you can go to a shitty made up town in Mexico.

and buy some fake fucking crap. You can buy co capelli the guy who plays the flute. or a dream catcher, some bullshit. And now you're, we got Hanavi. Now after this, we're gonna watch David Muir. But after this I want you to pull up, there's a doctor on the boat who's giving. updates about Han Virus. But let's watch David Muir Han Virus, - The race to track a deadly virus outbreak that started on. that cruise ship in the Atlantic. after authorities have now revealed tonight. that many passengers got off that cruise ship.

Weeks ago, the Han virus outbreak linked to. that cruise ship in the Atlantic Health officials tracking. at least 30 people now who got off the ship two weeks ago, travelling to their home countries all over the world, including seven Americans. Now back in the us, three people taken off. that ship in just the last 24 hours. Two of them in serious conditions. Look. - At this. That's how you live in the cruise. Now, freeze on a thing people can say that is the photo of. how you're going to leave the cruise. Is that what you want? I'm telling you, stop fucking around with this.

That photo right there is how you are going. to exit the cruise. You walk in, you're excited about the buffet, you leave like that. Let's continue. - Serious condition. Three other people have died tonight. 18 Americans remain onboard that ship. The World Health Organisation urging calm, ABC's Victor Kendo leading us off. - Honda. Honda, Honda.

Try to find the doctor who's on the cruise. He's on the ship. and he's giving updates about Honda virus, which my mother was so concerned about. We're gonna get, she would tell that to my father. She would go, there's a mouse and he's shitting this house. We're all gonna get Honda virus. And my dad would, you know, do his usual. Yeah, you're overreacting. We're gonna get HTA virus because of the, because there, there, there we, there was a mouse.

We had a mouse. Okay, so a Swedish doctor. who previously worked aboard the luxury cruise ship of, affected by a deadly HTA virus outbreak. said the shift's medical staff are likely operating under. tremendous pressure with limited resources. Let's listen to this man. Now, by the way, I'm talking to experts. I'm not, but I'm just calling people that I know, that I think know things. and they're saying it, the human. to human h the virus spread might be overstated.

And it might, it's probably not such a big. deal, but who knows? Anyway, let's see what this guy says. He's from Sweden. - If they are allowed to disembark, then the passengers will somehow get home. But of course, I mean, no country want. to have the hunter virus in the general population. - Bomb the ship bomb. That ship bomb that ship. You. That's it. You went on a cruise. This is the way we should handle cruises.

Now, if you go out on a cruise. and there's a, there's a disease outbreak, you're not coming back. We've got too many fucking problems in this country for you. to come back with H virus, you are dead. Say it, don't you by the way, don't release the information to the public. I'm telling the Trump administration, some of them are, you know, not too thrilled with me. But the ones that still, listen, I'm telling you right now, and I know they'll have no moral problem with this. Just bomb the ship. Bomb it.

And by the way, this is the new standard. You, you're allowed to go on a cruise, if any, if there's any outbreak of any significance. I'm not talking about like neurovirus, I mean like a haunt vir. If something happens, just like we shot down that plane. that was going into, we thought was gonna go into the White House, and then we made up that story. Let's roll. That's fake. We shot it down just like that happened. Let's roll fake, I think, and I believe,

but anyway, we need to do this with cruise ships. of sick people. We need to get rid of them. and then make up a story that the boat was attacked. by terrorists or something like that. This is, okay, let's, let's get, get this guy up. What is this passenger on board? The cruise ship that has suspected h the virus outbreak. where three people have died and five. to six people have sick cries out as a ship. remains near Cape Verde. Han Virus is rare. Go up, sorry.

Han virus is rare, but serious illness usually spread through contact. with rodents or their waist. Let's listen to this guy. He's making a, his Han virus statement. Here he is. - I normally wouldn't make a video like this, but I feel like I need to say something. So I wrote a few things down. I'm currently on board the MV hobbyists. and what's happening right now is very real. for all of us here. We're not just a story, - Alright? - We're - Not. - Just - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Who told you to get on a boat? I'm, I'm, I'm dead serious. I went on the Impractical Jokers cruise once. to do standup comedy. I walked off that boat. I said, I'll kill myself. I, there's no amount of money you could offer me. to do a cruise gig ever again in my life. I said, I'll kill myself. If I have to get on another cruise, I will take my own life. I'll gladly take my own life. When this guy goes, we're not just a story.

We know you're not just a story. If we thought it was just a story, we'd let you dock. We know it's not just a story. That's why you're not docking with Hanta virus. And we got too many fucking problems. We got ai, we got, we got Iran, we got all this shit going on. We got aliens, we got the price of oil. Then you think you're gonna bring a hot the virus? No, we're not just a story. No, you're not. And, and I feel bad for this person. And I'm not saying that this person doesn't deserve.

empathy or sympathy. I'm simply saying that the boat he's on should be struck. with a missile and that they should burn alive. with their choices. And I'm not saying they don't deserve sympathy or empathy. I'm saying, you got on the boat, you should be killed. I'm, I'm serious. I'm serious tonight. I've had enough. These people, they bring these rare outbreaks from the. buffet of a cruise ship with rodent shit. And then they're mad that they can't go walls around.

Fucking Macy's. You live with your choice. Sit in your bunk on the cruise. and get ready to get struck with a missile. You're dead. We're going to kill you. You are dead hot. The virus will not kill, kill you. The US government will. I'm telling you, I'm sour. You know, Trump, his decisions, I don't like I've soured on him. I thought he had some real good points early on. But I'll tell you this. If he blows up this ship, if he blows up this HTA virus ship, I'm back.

Let's listen to the rest of his statement. Because by the way, I am not con, I am serious when I say. that you can't take a cruise. and then bring like a plague back. That's not the way it works. But again, let's start him from the beginning, please. Here, this guy is on the H virus, cruise ship, haunt of virus. Friend of the show. Let's listen to this gentleman. - I normally wouldn't make a video like this,

but I feel like I need to say something. So I wrote a few things down. - Can you stop this for a minute? Why does everyone feel they need to say something? He might, he feels like he's, I know he feels like he's dying. And it's sad. I, and it's horrible and I get it. But here's the deal. You're sitting there in a green shirt. and you go, I feel like I need to say something. And then I guarantee you, I'm somehow I get blamed. Like, watch, I, I don't know if he's gonna do this, but I feel like this is gonna get, get, this is gonna be very, like, it's not gonna take a,

here's the what he should say. We ready. Hey, we're pretty fucked. And there's h the virus here. It's a real thing. It's not just a story. And we realise that it is a very dangerous outbreak. And you know, even with the best tracking of people. and everything, it's gonna be, it's gonna, it's gonna pose an unnecessary risk. to human civilization. We don't need another pandemic. We haven't even recovered from the last one.

So I've made this video to ask the government. to strike our boat with a missile. and blow us up instantaneously. and kill us instantly so that the rest. of the world can live. Love you mom. Love you, dad. But let's see what he actually says. That's the selfless thing. The selfless thing for all these people to do. on this h virus ship is.

to take their own life selflessly. Selflessly. They should all walk the fucking plank. No, they should walk the plank. I've had enough of this now. An old school pirate plank, the Trump administration. with my full support, I'll be back JD Vance. Stop telling people you don't like me. 'cause I got a big mouth, by the way. We'll get to, we'll get Joe Kenton there. How about that? I'm kidding. But he does have that jaw han.

they walk the plank. Is it my fault? This guy goes to the, I ran war. I'm the problem. They, they make them walk the plank. Now he's freaking out about ai. You see this j Vance, he's freaking out about ai. He's all upset about the ai. Who's doing the ai? Who's doing that? They, they, they have a plank. and they make them walk the plank. And God, I loved pirate stuff as a kid.

And you make them walk the plank and they get, and at the end of the plank, they get to say something. They get to say something like, hi, I, this sucks. I feel really scared. I don't know what comes after this. The government just said there was no God. and aliens created all of us. That's the last thing I read in my bunk. before I was made to walk the plank, because this boat has a Han Virus outbreak. That was kind of disturbing that, that's the last thing I read. But I shouldn't have gone on Facebook. That was my fault.

I went on met, I went on Facebook. There was an article that there was no God, we're all created by aliens. So I guess this is literally the last thing I'll ever do. But I completely understand and, and agree with our government's decision. to make everyone on this ship, walk the plank instead. of posing an unnecessary risk. before the summer months. where we hope we see a little spike in spending. and the economy repair itself by people. of buying Martin's potato rolls, burgers, dogs, et cetera. You know how it is? Couple of vacations. Anyway, let's watch his statement.

By the way, this seems insensitive. It's actually not. And your child, if you think it is, continue. - I'm currently on board the MV ies. - Yes. - And what's happening right now is very real. for all of us here. - I get it. - We're not just a story. - Totally. - We're not just headlights. - Okay? - We're people, - Yes, - People with families. - Okay. With - Blogs. - Okay. - With people waiting for us at home, - I know, but - There's a lot of uncertainty.

And that's the hardest part. All we want right now is to feel safe, to have clarity, and to get home. So if you're seeing coverage about this, just remember. that there are real people behind it. and that this isn't something happening. - Well, - Somewhere far away. It's happening to us right now. I'll share more when I can. - What does the statement even mean?

I know it's a real boat with real people with Honda Virus. I don't think it's ai. What's he saying? Does he want, does he think I'm gonna, and I feel bad for him, his trembling voice. He's sad. But does he think, I'm gonna say, come back to. with the HTA virus. I, I just did a photo shoot. and I look good at some of these. I just interviewed the cast of selling Sunset. I don't want H Virus. That's a non statement statement. We're real people.

We exist. We're on a boat. We have hanavi aur. We get it. We know you're real people. We know you have families and, and people that love you. That's the problem. We don't want you infecting them with fucking Han Virus. Here's what I say. If I'm him, hi, I'm on this boat. I don't have Han Virus. I'll kill everyone on the boat.

Then test me and let me come home. I'm willing to kill everyone on this boat. Are you reading anything about this Han Virus? Are there any more statements from people on. the boat with, with the hot? Is he the only one who's live streaming here from the boat? People just can't stop with the screens no matter what. Huh? I know it's a boat. I know it's real. I know your actual people. I know it's horrible. I feel bad for you. My heart goes out to you.

I don't want Han Virus. There's a lot of things in my life I want. I don't want Han Virus. I might wanna live in Rhode Island at. some point in the Newport area. I like that. I like seafood. I think it's beautiful. But I don't want hanavi. So like, I, I, I understand such a weird non statement. Statement where people, we exist. We have vir. It's like, bro, you chose to get on this boat. and now you have Hanavi. I feel bad about this. What are you reading?

So intently over there, - Just an article from another. - Is there, is there any other statement from. anyone on the boat? Or is this the only guy that's chosen. to update us on the boat? Here? - I'm pulling up one right now. - Pull it up. Just. because I, I wanna give everyone a fair shake. and I want to hear from people on this boat. because I, you know, is this another person? This is another person who's decided. And I listen, man, I feel bad for people with Han virus.

We just can't let, he said they're not being well-informed. The people on the Han virus, this is gonna be like flight 93. Here. I'm telling you this right now. We gotta we gotta we gotta make up something. Let's roll. Okay. This is somebody on the, is he on the boat? - I think so, yeah. - All right. He seems, he looks pale. Don't let him off. He looks real pale. - Of Northwest Africa. - It's very scary. because it was nothing that we were ready for.

On 12th of April, we had the first casualty. - Ruhi Kennet was on the ship's first leg for most of April, and recorded the moments the captain. announced the first death. - This is my sub duty to inform you that one. of our passengers suddenly passed away last night. - Why did you decide to record the captain's announcement?

- I felt something odd. It turns out we were not well informed. - The cruise operator says at the time of this announcement, there was no evidence of a virus or contagion on the ship. Three people died following this outbreak. Now confirmed by the World Health Organisation. to be the anti strain of H virus. In rare instances, it can spread from person to person. Health officials are now tasked with contact tracing. with one passenger in intensive care in South Africa, another hospitalised after returning to Switzerland.

Dr. Jason Zucker is an infectious disease physician. - This is not as easy to spread as things like COVID, but I wouldn't be overly concerned right now if you have. travel planned, not easy to spread, but still a big fear out there. Camilla joins us now. Camilla, what happens. to the people still on board this cruise ship once they dock. at the Canary Islands? - Yeah, Tom, so the ship is still days away. Spain's health ministry says they will get medical. screenings and then go to their home countries. What? But. - They're No.

Stop. No, no, no, no. Camilla, no, no, no, no, no. They will. No, no, no, no, no. They won't. They were on that boat. They are to be killed. Camilla. I, they listen, I I am anti killing. We know this. I've had a strong record of that. The people on that boat need to be hunted down.

by special operations teams. and killed in adjacent born style fashion, where it looks like an accident. Make it look like an accident. Everyone on that boat has to be followed and gotten rid of. And it's gotta be quick. and it's gotta look like an accident. Who would get on a cruise again? By the way? Can you, the captain's, like, we have a po last night. A passenger sadly passed away.

Cruises become nightmares so quickly. Let's play that. Let's play that again. The Captain's announcement Court. - Did the moments the captain announced the first death. - This is my sad duty to inform you. that one of our passengers suddenly passed away last night. - Yeah. I, I mean, folks, if, if you have cruise tickets. and you're going on a cruise, I don't know what to tell you. I'm telling you. Right? I know it's a part of the economy. and people will always do it, by the way.

And I have no power. I'm not affecting anything. I'm just saying this to my listeners, to my, you know, people that you know care about anything I say, stop it. Stop it. How many more, how mu. how many more incidents? How much more evidence do you people need? Do you really wanna be standing there in the middle off the. coast of the, the Cape of Good Hope? Wherever the fuck these people are in Africa, whatever. And the guy comes out and goes, by the way, everybody's going down with H virus on this.

And by the way, I don't know if this shows up immediately. So I'm, I'm just saying, and I'm not, I'm not, it sounds like I'm being insensitive. I'm trying to save humanity. The entire boat has to be blown to smithereens. It has to be blown to smithereens in the middle of the sea. Sorry, I I don't want, I don't want it. I don't want it to be the case, but I'm not comfortable. This is what scares me. People. I ran, what if Iran gets a nuke? What the fuck is it? Bomb.

Bomb. We don't bomb the things we should bomb. Attack this shit. Attack this shit. I mean, does it set, do I do literally, it'd be honest with me. Do I sound heartless? - Maybe a little bit. - It's for the good of all. It's for the good of all. It's for the good of all. Bomb the ship. Bomb the ship.

We're not just, we're people. We're real. We have families. And you're, you are not allowed to see them. You've been exposed. We know you're real people. You're not allowed to see your families. You've been exposed. And we have fighter jets on the way. We have drones on the way. We don't even need jets. Drone it. Drone it now. Or if the aliens, if, if the aliens want. to get involved here and help, and supposedly they have bases under the water, says, Tim Burchett come up and d and.

and help us here. If these alien, if these aliens can do anything for us, come up from your underwater bases. and sink this h virus ship now. Well, there it is. You know, I, of course, my heart goes out. to everyone on that ship. And I am incredibly saddened by these events.

And I completely am. horrified like many fellow citizens. And I do believe that the compassionate, immediate, legitimate, responsible course of action. is to blow that ship up in the middle of the sea. with everyone on it.

And we should tell them five minutes. Before we do that, we say, we're gonna have. to blow the ship up. Let them make their videos, give them 10 minutes. to make their videos and put them out. Let everybody be able to take their, their, their phone out. during the last 10 minutes of their life. and make a video that they can upload. to the social media platform of their choice in a,

in a deep rage. I can't believe the government's doing this to us. They're abandoning us. This is inhumane. Get it all out. Get it all out. Get it all out. Upload it. Good wifi, let 'em do it. Let them do it, and then blow them off the. face of the earth. Good night.