Gutsy | The Tim Dillon Show #315

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wife. in. europe you're welcome now we don't. usually let you speak. um but now i think was an exception to. that so could you. summarize your trip to europe in one. word. [Laughter]. pick a word. in which you believe. best. summarizes. all the things you've learned while in. europe with your wife.

on my money on my dime. delightful. ben avery. we covered the queen's death on our. patreon we're not going to retread. uh that territory. is that the term retread. yeah re-uh re uh trace retra uh trace. our steps no. i mean retread. look up retread.

which you should have done. re-tread means what go back over a path. or once thank you that's it so i'm right. we're not gonna do that we're moving on. to women in our own country there's a. new show out. hillary clinton chelsea clinton. it's called gutsy. and it's about women who are brave. and i you know me.

often at the end of a long day. when i have done everything i've done. i've. made people laugh i've dealt with my. incompetent employees my. uh horrific uh agents and uh. managers and people. that are impediments to my success when. i'm done navigating. that. i come home. and i turn on the tv. and i i i say where are the brave. women to watch.

why are there not more. because these. these women that the clintons have. chosen a spotlight are gutsy. apparently not all women are gutsy but. some of the these women are and many of. these gutsy women are also very wealthy. and famous. which is interesting. i don't know. so hillary. one of the episodes is with a.

white an ex-white supremacist. did you know that i did not know that. hillary clinton. our real president. speaks with an ex-white supremacist on. the show. gutsy. and there's a clip of that somewhere. where this woman. is happy. to because now what the ex-white.

supremacist does. she goes around the country trying to. get other people. uh to stop being hateful. i think that's what she claims to do. and. hillary. [Music]. is very impressed by this. and hillary. and this woman it's an unlikely. kinship. they have so.

are you finding anything about this i'm. finding this article on yahoo right now. i'm going through it yeah it's it's. beautiful and i don't you i'm not you i. don't usually fall for this type of. emotional stuff but it is kind of. beautiful. uh yeah shannon foley martinez a former. white supremacist from georgia who uses. commute canoe trips down the broad river. to help rehabilitate women leaving hate. groups canoe trips yes so if you're in a. hate group. she shows up with the canoe goes get in. this canoe you nazi [ __ ].

and then she you go down the river with. her i like this yeah what a good. business only in america. can you have a business. putting nazis in a canoe. and trying to get them to hate jews less. it's a. there's economic opportunity everywhere. so this woman who used to be a in a hate. group. now she's in a canoe. hillary clinton. and her. now do you do you have i i there's a.

clip of this let's find this clip and. it's this woman. talking about how grateful she is. to have been contacted. by. hillary clinton our secretary. of um. hate groups. francis i'm going to send this to you. it's it's it's beautiful i like this. they paint with megan the stallion. hillary and chelsea clinton you'd think. they'd go away at some point the. clintons but they don't.

they never go away. they're in their mid. hundreds. they're both fat now. they're walking around the hamptons and. she's like wearing a big frock. looks like she's in a big painting smock. bill's just out of it because he's a he. had a heart thing he can't [ __ ] he's got. no. he doesn't want to live anymore because. he can't [ __ ] he's a vegan. he looks dead he looked like he died.

years ago and he always has that weird. look on his face like he's in the middle. of a stroke and he's walking down the. beach. with his morbidly obese elderly wife. that daughter. they have and a few secret service. people. and they're in the hamptons and they're. just kind of like. just the last few days. the last few hours. and no one really cares anymore and now. they're just kind of like in the. entertainment business like the obamas.

and really like donald trump's always. been in the entertainment business but. like when you leave office in america. you just go right into the entertainment. business you start producing. documentaries and tv shows the obamas. how to deal with netflix and now. hillary's doing this show gutsy you just. become. part of the uh entertainment big stars. big stars on the show who's on the show. they're big stars you got uh goldie hawn. yes cat a cat hudson is it is that a. kate kate hudson kate hudson you got amy.

schumer yeah gutsy kim kardashian guts. brave wanda psychics. brave guts megan the stallion i liked. that they didn't go with nurses teachers. in bad areas i like that no i like it. because we i'm i'm happy that they're. not pretending to care about those. people because no one really does. so everybody just wants to see like. what's goldie hawn been up to no one. wants to see a teacher from detroit. what i'm happy that hillary didn't go.

the route of like let's spotlight. non-famous. non-celebrity women who have balls who. are gutsy who are brave who are making a. difference let's find. celebrities. multi-millionaires. and shove them down people's throats and. tell regular people. how brave amy schumer is. how hard it is to be amy schumer. how difficult it is to live in martha's. vineyard and how gutsy you are to take. the private plane to martha's vineyard i.

like that. i think it's good is there anyone. regular on the show besides the is the. one non-celebrity the ex-nazi [ __ ] uh i. watched the first episode because it's. free on apple tv okay yeah apple tv they. they do talk to um. uh some some comedians in the show okay. not any i'm not high high level. comedians uh so uh no but no no no. layman type of uh man how about a female. cop. that i did not did they leave out a.

female cop so here's what i would say if. i'm thinking of gutsy female jobs right. just off the top of my head you're a. [ __ ] and you're out there working. what's a gutsy job i think cop. female cop right because men have a. physical advantage in strength sure. true. maybe a mental advantage in certain. capacities not going to comment on it. i'm not a doctor. the point is i don't know i'm just. saying.

you're a. if you're a. cop which is a horrible job anyway. reserved mainly for uh stupid and. aggressive people can we say that. dumb and aggressive people for the most. part become police you need police but. it's not the best and brightest sorry if. you're a cop and you're listening to. this you know i'm right they're like. it's like a backyard wrestling kind of. you know. animal or something that usually becomes. a cop the most of the people i know.

who are police were literally criminals. up until the moment they decided to. become police literally like the weekend. before. and a lot of during training. uh during uh what do they call that uh. when you go into the police academy yeah. when you're in the academy they were. still kind of criminals. right up until graduate like and some of. them are just criminals cops drive drunk. they they commit crimes really they do. but that being said because it's not a. celebration of the police.

what we're saying is that of a female. cop it's a ballsy job but i guess. there's something uh that. hillary just doesn't want. to to highlight a female cop no. she doesn't want to do it she doesn't. want to do it so we're not going to make. her do it but that would have been. interesting to me like like if you said. a female gutsy job let's say a cop. or maybe a teacher in the inner city. like dangerous minds remember michelle. pfeiffer in the movie dangerous minds. where a.

white woman went into a school you want. to talk about the most racist movie ever. a white woman. went into a school and the only way she. could deal with minorities was to be. like a marine. and remember like that first. first scene in the movie she's like. she like people are trying to fight her. all the time remember that and she's. just like she's constantly in a stance. and they were like dangerous minds. and then she came in and she took them. all out to a restaurant and they're like. yo what's the filet mignon.

and she's like it's a steak. remember that. that was like one of the original white. savior movies dangerous michelle but. that i would think ballsy. female the job uh teacher in the inner. city. cop. so do we have this clip of this white. supremacy this is actually kind of. beautiful francis was that it in that. article because she left that. you know movement of hate and. discrimination uh to try to you know.

live a different life and she's now. trying to reprogram others to help them. get um beyond all of that but more than. that we're looking for women who are. gutsy not just on behalf of themselves. but on behalf of others we had two-way. conversations with the women we were. interviewing but we kind of want a. two-way conversation with people. watching it and we hope it sparks a lot. of conversations in in families and in. you know groups of friends and everybody. else secretary clinton speaking of that. give and take you interview a reverend.

in the rebel hearts episode where you. open up about one of the gutsiest. decisions you've had to make in your. life which was the decision to stay in. your marriage. do you have a marriage that has been on. public display since the beginning you. said the gutsiest thing you ever did was. stay in your marriage that doesn't mean. that's right for everybody why did you. want to open up about that and the. reason she goes the reason that i stayed. in my marriage. is because my husband was the president. of the united states. now that's not right for everybody.

because many people's husbands are not. the president of the united states but. she goes me and my husband. we've killed people together we have. many many shady financial deals. we are blackmailing several people we. run essentially a criminal crime. syndicate together so it's more than. just um a marriage. but. i don't i you know listen go watch that. show gutsy. football fans the first sunday of the. nfl season is here on draftking.

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this is exactly you know it would end. exactly how it started which is like it. started in the lobby of one of his. buildings and it will end in like an. open field in northern kentucky in. northern kentucky and you know less and. less people are showing up to these. things and then the people that are. showing up it's really sad. like that's the word for it it's. actually terribly sad. like it's really just people that are. lost. and they need something like when you. walk up to them.

one woman's like people are talking. about like reiki healing and yoga and. she's wrapping that up with like q anon. stuff and they're they. they're just people that are so lost. in their lives. and they have nothing. and the world just confuses them it it. boggles their mind. so like they they need some type of. uh. you know consistent.

like. they need somebody to consistently. tell them that they are. part of a. movement. and. it's so sad. because all of this. could be alleviated by like taking up. tennis. for most of the like most of these. people. with a simple hobby. a simple hot like like if they took up. crocheting.

most of the people that showed up at the. capitol right. simply need. some form of. restoring old. tables like to just restore an old. woodworking. anything before. you're in a field. talking about jfk june you're being and. i saw this thing that jordan klepper did. on it and i was like oh this had to be. like years ago it's like last week. they're still doing it.

the queuing on people are they're still. they haven't been dissuaded. by nothing coming true they're still out. there. against all odds. and you want to kind of grab some of. them and hug them and go like. stop. they they they have the energy of. addicts of drug addicts like you wanna. you know when someone's a drug addict at. christmas and they're you know they're. skinny and their teeth are chattering.

and they're just sitting there and they. keep going to the bathroom and you just. wanna grab them and hug them and go. you're gonna be okay you just have to. imagine a different life. you want to go to these people in a. field in northern kentucky and go. imagine a different life how about. fishing. you can it's a d you don't have to talk. about jfk junior anymore. it's over. someone let them know it's over. but no one has. no one has let these sad fox know that. this has ended.

for a quick minute it was like a. zeitgeisty thing to do. and people were into it and celebrities. were throwing things at. like all. movements it's gone. it's down the river yeah q even stopped. he didn't even care no one's even. involved. you are taking this and running with it. now. the scam the people who are perpetuating. the scam are gone. they are on to new scams.

i remember what this is like because i. tried to sell mortgages in 2009. when it was over and you would call. people and go hey are you looking to. find it and they would go what's wrong. with you. they go the the world ended six months. ago the economy crashed there's nothing. left here for you. and we would just make cold calls every. night trying to pick whatever flesh was. off the bone. and there was none and that's to say.

that when i see the q anon people it's. so sad to me because it's just like oh. any hobby would do any hobby would. suffice truly. cooking anything you don't have to be. that particular about something to just. devote your life to other than showing. up in a field. and buying trinkets. and whatever they're doing and they're. setting up tent there are tents like. it's the san gennaro festival except.

instead of sausage and peppers they're. selling shirts with jfk junior's face. it's so incredibly sad. it's a sub like the gathering of the. juggalos is so much better than this. like the gathering of the juggalos in. cave and rock or wherever it is is so. much more hopeful and positive of a. subculture to be a part of. it's crazy so. but. for the people that still want to do.

this i don't want to dissuade you. so we do have an advertisement of. freedom fast oh well it's it's not. necessarily an advertisement but it's. the trailer for the documentary that is. debuting here at freedom fest okay. they they really only made a flyer for. freedom fest which i have the full. lineup it's wild let's talk about the. lineup at freedom fest all right so it. was it wasn't now it's the uh i got it. right here okay so you could watch gutsy. or you could go to freedom fest so.

opening it what a great country oh yeah. you have it here pulled up yeah thank. you. so. during the a block i don't even know who. any of these people are but it's just. you have trump bikers the trump bikers. i no one know see here's the deal now. they they have no just get the flyers. just get the flyer up. because. nobody knows who any of these speakers. are this is over.

the trump thing's done it's been done. sorry. apologies. i mean i i can't imagine people are. still into this. they're still showing up in a field. for this nonsense yeah i know can you. imagine like on the car like on the way. there in the car do you think anybody. has regrets do you think anyone on the. way there in the car goes like. yeah remember when we were going to. these things and there used to be so.

much traffic. there's there's no traffic anymore. that's good huh so you go well i don't. know about that yeah well there's no. traffic remember a couple of years ago. man it'd be backed up off the exit now. but now we could just kind of fly into. this do you think any of them realize. there at the end they're the last of the. mohicans just the very final the final. the dumbest of the dumb because they now. have the the the they're the biggest. morons they're they are the stupidest if. you are at freedom fast.

you are the dumbest of the dumb. except for the people who go next month. they're dumber than you and every month. until it's over until there's 25 people. two years from now. in like a small campground. it's a big lineup so at the end you have. can you show it and show it to us. francis could you could you bring up the. flyer. but uh so you have uh. eric deiters then you have seth dylan. who's president of the babylon b then.

you have candace owens eric trump. kimberly guilfoyle then donald trump jr. then fireworks then uh the 2000 mule. screening which is the big documentary. that's statement you bring your own. byob it's byo they're not serving. alcohol they're not but you can consume. it and you should. and it's family friendly. it seems that way bring the kids. bring the kids bring grandma grandpa.

it's as fast to celebrate freedom it's. happening right now actually. in kentucky as we record it's happening. right now it's happening now. the festival of lights. the festival of freedom. and people get up and give speeches. and it really does get it goes q very. quick like. people are like they're gonna i can. already anticipate the comments we're. like you're actually conflating. the queue with the it's actually. different it's not that yeah it's not. that different it's not that different.

you're in a field. you've gone to a field. on saturday on your day off. you've gone into a field. to listen to people. that it just has never worked. didn't work when he was in office it's. not working now i mean it's. you know. but that's okay because people enjoy if. it's a fun day if it's a fun day. and you can go and get [ __ ] up and. drink.

and you're like yeah it's [ __ ] huge. and you get real loaded. and you go yeah get that shirt get that. let's go brandon shirt and you got a. little spending money you go out there. this is burning man. for a certain group of people. this is burning man for people that go. to bob's big boy. this is their burning man this is their. playa. the playa is a field of kentucky.

the radical i forget what they were the. term the ethos of burning man it's. radical self-reliance their radical. self-reliance in in this field is byob. bring your own bottle of booze. bottle of kentucky bourbon. instead of taking lsd and by the way. they don't even need the psychedelics. that's what's great because they're. living in a world where jfk junior's. alive and he's coming back i mean.

they don't even need acid acid might. sober them up. a little hint of masculine might make. them start thinking clearly they're so. out there already. that if you took a burning man person. and sat them down at the height of their. trip i mean rolling. and you took one of these people stone. cold sober. and sat them next to each other and. interviewed them you would not know who. was on drugs you would go the burning. man person seems to make a lot of sense. the bernie man person would be [ __ ] up.

they'd be like man i just realized that. like there were energized orbs of energy. it's like you're me and you go okay. [ __ ] a little new agey then you ask. these people what's going on and you go. well it actually all started underground. and that's where it will finish. and there are bases underground right. now the moon does not exist the earth is. flat and you go oh. interesting you don't really need drugs. i'm a conspiracy guy my whole life and. i've you know had more legitimate.

discussions about conspiracies maybe. i'm not gonna say than any other. podcaster but i'll say i'm in the top. group. of podcasters that have entertained. conspiracies bringing people on. and i don't even consider them. conspiracies right i i brought people on. that have written books in alternative. history that have looked at things and. when i come to a. staggeringly different conclusion than. the mainstream media we've had. documentary filmmakers we've had xcia.

agents john kiriakou all of them on on. the show okay we've thought about this. realm of life. more. than most people ever have. and it's crazy to watch. people that had no idea. about anything that have no background. that have no. experience with this thought. have their minds melted as i've. explained.

many times. and. they're all wrong. about everything. except they're right about. the fundamental thing where it's like. well the things are [ __ ] up and people. are lying to you that's correct. but every every tree every route that it. goes from there. it's just none of it's real. covet the beginning of that they were. like it's fake this is actually a. disease that trump released it because. hillary's.

was gonna kill people the one she. released was gonna kill people trump. released this one because he needs it. because it was a cover for a mill that. was again it was on all the blogs it's a. cover for military operations it'd be. three days of darkness that it. nothing i mean none of it happened zero. zero zero happened. and they're not dissuaded by any event. and they're going so it's like that's. why we we. you know. that's why they should be made fun of. because they're stupid.

stupid people should be made fun of. just like the same people that think. hillary clinton cares about women should. be made fun of because they're dumb. and the the reason you make fun of. stupid people is because eventually. they're they go away and their ideas are. less potent. so when someone does something or says. something that's stupid you go oh you're. an idiot you're this is stupid. it's it's not it's actually a nice thing. to do for society it's a good thing it's. a necessary thing to do is when you go.

actually. the earth is flat the moon's a spaceship. donald trump jr never died he's still. alive princess diana's alive michael. jackson's a lot when you start saying. [ __ ] like that you go oh you're a. [ __ ]. lunatic and you're dumb. you're not even like. i guess the argument is that yes there. could they be dangerous or everything. sure but they're actually just dumb. and that's even. that's even.

to me it's like maddening. when someone is stupid. i mean we were around someone recently. that was so dumb. it was. it bothered us. people can be so dumb. that they make you angry. this is true and you realize. that anger doesn't work because. they cannot help. being dumb. it's not something that everyone can fix.

some people are duh. they're idiots. they don't have the capacity for. critical. thought and when they're around you if. you are a smart person just like fat. people probably bother non-fat i. probably bother like really in shape. people if i'm around them. and they're not like oh why aren't we. hiking up at 14 000 foot mountain right. now and i go i don't know we're gonna do. that. and then go well yeah that's what we do.

so i go oh all right. it's like hot people. like other hot people because they do. hot people [ __ ]. like go out to be seen when you're hot. you like to be seen the whole point of. being hot is for people to see you. so you don't have to there's no reason. sometimes hot people do things other. than to be seen. people who are confused by that. they're confused why hot people go out.

to do not much. it's like because they're hot and. they've worked on themselves so they. just want other people to look at them. in the same way that smart people you. ever around a dumb person while smart. people talk they don't understand why. they're talking they don't get it. because they're they're outside of it. they go i don't understand why why would. you discuss. this thing. or they're like trot and this is even. sadder they like try.

to kind of follow along. and you could see the wheels and their. little head moving but they're they're. stupid people. stupid people are part of society. it helps if they're good looking. this really helps if you're dumb out. there and many of you are. if you're dumb and ugly you're [ __ ]. truly. unless you have a real good skill but if. you're dumb and hot. you have a if you're dumb and hot don't. try to get smarter try to get hotter.

because there's so many people. that are too dumb to really fully. ha. and and it's gonna get worse they're. gonna get dumber so if you're a smart. person you actually have to go. underground. and when you're out of the world with. most people who are dumb you have to. just deal with it and kind of like nod. and go yeah yeah yeah and you just have.

to kind of find other smart people. somehow you identify another smart. person. because it will eventually you are the. minor if you're an intelligent person. you are the minority of minorities here. you are the smallest group of people. on this planet right now. intelligent people they're go and they. will be killed unless you can figure out. a way. to just get away.

but. dumb people and people that appeal to. dumb people are going to have the next. 50 years is going to be a boon. for the dumb who appeal to the dumb. no one will make more money. nobody will get further then retards. the [ __ ] kings. the people that are slightly smarter. than the rest of them of the monsters. are going to do so i'll be dead.

and most people won't be here. we're all we're on our way out in the. next 30 to 40 50 years however much we. have left. that being said. whatever is coming next smart people. are. going to be in tech. they're going to be dealing with. machines smart people are going to be. dealing with mostly machines. people that are dealing with people are. going to be idiots. but only slightly smarter than the. people that they're dealing with because. it's going to help.

so if you are an intelligent person. because every dumb is everywhere it's. not just on one political faction it's. not in one part of the country it's not. just you know people [ __ ] on the south a. lot it's not that everywhere everywhere. if you're watching gutsy you're an idiot. you're in you're a dumb person. if you're watching hillary clinton and. her daughter. talk to a reverend about why hillary. stayed married and you're watching well. yes it's interesting because you know.

she's opening up for the first time. she's never opened up before about this. it's there come in here honey. come in here you're dom i don't care. that you have a [ __ ] apartment in. cobble hill. and you graduated from nyu and you and. you just learned how to make spaghetti. van gaal. which has clams in it. and you brought the clams at the. farmer's market and white wine little. garlic little oil i don't care you're. dumb.

it doesn't matter what the school you. went to says if you're watching hillary. clinton talk to a reverend. about her marriage. on a show called gutsy you're an idiot. and if you're in a field. watching donald trump jr. introduce a jug band. or whatever the [ __ ] going on there. you're dumb. and if you're listening to this show you.

are not done congratulations. and if you're buying the products we. sell you are incredibly smart if you're. on a patreon you are even smarter. than that. you may be one of the smartest people on. in the world. but i'm surrounded by dumb people all. the time ben is the least dumb person i. can handle and he's dumb thank you but. he's the least dumb that i can deal with. on a day-to-day basis.

he reads books he's trying to better. himself he's so. good. truly. for it for someone who's dumb. but he's gonna be smart. he's on his way he's almost there i see. like uh. there's there's you know every now and. then the lights go on and then they shut. right off. but then they go on and off and on and. off. intelligence is your your fully.

i'm telling you. lately i've been listening to a lot of. podcasts out there you know and i you. know why. because i like information. you know what i've been listening to a. lot. um. there's a few podcasts about it's called. uh. uh. it's about the the it's when the women. talk.

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sometimes i sit at home. and i am feeling blue. and my therapist is too damn far away. it's better help i call someone better. help you know how many times. people are you know and it's you know. the way people act. can you. speak they need therapy that's what i'm. getting there that's what i'm getting at. this is just the truth.

it's the truth in the reality of time. yeah the way things are going now people. can't handle uh reality so they need. therapy to keep them grounded to keep. them healthy keep your relationships and. your all the social fabric of your life. shut up what what what are they doing. if they need this therapy well all right. where are they going well. can i talk about my personal experience. with therapy right now please do. i so better help is it's so much better. because you know i hate leaving the.

house yeah you've known this about me. forever yeah you're like a homebody. exactly i'm a homebody. most people are homebodies now most. people work from home most people live. in constant state of fear. exactly so if you're one of those people. which most people are you're not alone. in that that's why uh with better help. you just you could do it right with the. compute old computer or the phone. uh that's what's great about it so. that's why i like doing it rather than. going to traffic and getting pissed off. and finding parking with a therapist. this is much better. so if you're thinking of giving therapy.

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month that's. betterhelp.com. tim d. i want to talk about this celebrities. now are joining the special forces on a. television show this is what i mean. about who are we who are these shows for. you think they're for smart people. this is a new show what do we have one. of tell the people what they've won so. it's going to be on fox of course it is. yeah it's called special forces yeah.

it's sick. well let me let me explain it real quick. so the network announced the ultimate. celebrity social experiment special. force is the ultimate test it's a. working title yes it might not be final. okay it will premiere in january and the. series will put these celebrity recruits. through some of the harshest most. grueling challenges if anyone's gonna. say that i look like a big pumpkin. in the comments.

just know. that the person you really hate. is yourself. the series will put the celebrity. recruits through some of the harshest. most grueling challenges from and i this. is good. we take celebrities and we make them do. challenges uh reserved usually for the. special forces from the actual special. forces selection process oh good do we. put them through hell week do they die. there are no videos do they learn how to.

drown. there there are no votes or eliminations. uh see the recruits and directing staff. in the photos above and below who's on. the show we got 16 people do we know any. of them former nfl player danny amendola. okay melanie brown of the spice girls oh. boy. aka mel b mel b. uh former bachelorette hannah brown okay. chef tyler florence. i know about you. yeah i don't think i know them i'm.

unimpressed by him doesn't he have a. partnership with the olive garden i. think so he's a skunk. television personality kate gosselin. john decade plus eight ah yes they're. not the rapists right or are they that. is uh 23 and counting or whatever okay. so how many it is i forgot i forget. which family we profile turned out to be. the uh rapists the duggars the duggars. uh incestual yeah right in sexual. rapists that we watched for many years.

or some people did. uh you have nba player dwight howard i. know him okay he may do well oh singer. montel jordan okay. this is how we do. uh free skier gus kenworthy it's amazing. what people will do to get back on top. and i get it because you're like we're. doing a challenge it's called special. forces all their agents call them and go. listen you people don't have anything. going on. yes or yes and then they go yeah.

there's a new show. where celebrities compete in challenges. that are very tough and they're. physically grueling and it might be fun. for you to just crawl around in the mud. and it's i i think that's good. there's a couple on here what they. should do. is let them. when they're done with this do something. like the real special forces would do. they should let tyler florence and mel b. or whoever the hell comes out on top. parachute into a small village and kill.

a family. because we have intelligence that says. that the father is involved in an isis. uh related group. that's trying to destabilize a region. that we have economic interests in so. mel b. gets to parachute out of a helicopter. and crawl. on the ground. and then. kill an entire family of people by. planting explosives and then tyler.

florence is like all right let's do it. and they watch this they light up this. village and this village burns to the. ground. that's the finale of the show. mel b from the spice girls has to cut. like she holds she's got like this. ten-year-old girl and she's got a knife. to her throat and she tells the father. she goes tell us what you know. and the father goes i will not and then. she just cuts the daughter's throat and. the daughter bleeds out and then mel b. throws her body.

and it's like special forces. do celebrities have what it takes to. kill people. do celebrities have what it takes to. kill children. by the way i left the last two people. are the best you have anthony scaramucci. remember yeah white house communication. director and then you have uh jamie lynn. spears so those are the two does it does. it hurt the trump administration that. many of the people that were in it are. now appearing on shows like special.

forces. and then [ __ ] jamie lynn spears. yeah. rat [ __ ]. my point. only folks is that uh you know if you. have anything going on intellectually. you just better you better you better. get ready for the next 30 to 50 years. you better get ready for the next 30 to. 50 years you must retreat you're gonna. watch old movies. you're gonna read books. you're gonna kind of disengage.

you might go get property outside. you know. just do your own thing because. the movements that are going to keep. popping up are going to get stupider and. stupider. and dumber and dumber and the symbols. and the things that people embrace are. going to get dumber and dumber up unto. the point where it's full on idiot. idiocracy the movie we may be there now. and you know to be honest we may just. we're going to eventually get there um. where everybody is really really dumb.

and it's never surprising what's going. to be surprising is how dumb wealthy. people are because wealthy people are. going to be really really terrified. because everybody's a social animal. everybody conforms to a certain degree. so rich people are going to understand. that in order to keep a lid. on everything and in order to control. the masses they too are going to have to. get really really dumb and not. articulate complex visions and ideas for.

society. they're going to have to dumb everything. down to just stay a little bit ahead of. this. just blob of people. it's coming. it's here yeah because i think this will. probably work as a recruitment tool. which is probably the what special. forces that's probably the whole. nobody's gonna be recruited. to do what i know these go oh i like you. know i like mel b i see her you know. climbing into the helicopter maybe i'll.

uh become one of the guys that's over. there in the middle east you know no i. think no nothing works like that anymore. nothing works like that anymore nobody's. going to be recruit nobody really wants. to join the is the thing about the. military no one really wants to join it. anymore. we just like that people are in it. nobody's who's doing like. some people i guess people. certain people are joining it but.

recruitment's dipped yeah it's dipped. it's dipped. it's drones now it's all yeah well you. know listen obviously we need people in. the military but like. you know. i hook up with this guy from the. military he's like his 24 year old dude. and here's the thing about him. he. he's. how do i describe. him he's like an inanimate object he's. so.

he's like. like if you. imagine sucking off a chair. imagine like sucking the leg of a chair. until like wood shavings came out. that's his head. he's so. like he has no. he's like almost non-verbal. he's not like. he's not like medically don't like be.

like oh tim dylan's having sex with the. rhetoric he's in the military he's. clearly not [ __ ]. but he's like kind of non-verbal. and is like. just so. like his job is to die. his job is to be a body. to be thrown. into a conflict which greater wealth. your men have planned. that is his job his job. is to bravely.

charge. an ongoing over like he doesn't. have a clue. he doesn't know anything he knows his. little. job which i don't know what it even is. i don't know what he does. but the point is and this is. not uh he doesn't listen to the show but. the point is that if he is listening to. the show this isn't offensive. i'm not if that being a dick. he's. doe.

look if i said to you. describe a deck. a deck. like a wood deck. which is a dull part of the house right. it's planks of wood. it would be so much easier than to. describe him like my teak deck that i. have in the hamptons i could spend at 40. minutes talking about teak wood and how. it weathers and gets gray and the rain. and everything and the debt i i could. not describe this guy for more than.

eight seconds nine seconds. if i had to. i got him a burrito once and he went. it's big. like he's but that's who's in the. military. because it doesn't make any sense to. join the military but we need you to do. it so please do it if you're thinking. about it get in there but most people it. doesn't make any sense because they. start thinking about. what they're going to do so most people. just go to freedom fast because it's you. feel like you're in the military that's.

fine. you can be fat. you can be you can drive drunk. and you just go to freedom fest and you. go. [Music]. and you don't actually have to do any. sit-ups or go somewhere uh with uh food. you don't understand. you don't have to go to a foreign. country just go to freedom for who wants. to go to the military when you go to. freedom fast. [Music]. and you're like. just go to the field.

eric trump to go see eric trump in the. field. what life are you living. imagine spending one minute of it. watching gutsy or seeing eric trump in. the field. well you're both sides that's what you. do you just you're a fence sitter you. got both set yeah they're hot they're. both bad you dumb [ __ ]. how dumb are you leave the country. i'm unimpressed by anyone who hasn't. left the country permanently.

i'm only impressed by people who fled. this country. really like if i go to dinner with you. and you go i fled. i go i'm impressed by you now. you've impressed me. doesn't mean i'm going to do it i'm not. going to do it i'll go down with the. ship but i'm impressed only by people. who fled the country. permanently gone. can't find them.

that's who i'm impressed by people go. yeah [ __ ] all that. but. we'll be back in our studio. we'll be back in our studio next week. we're closing up the house out east. you know it's the summer and the summer. has ended and the summer ends. and the fall begins. and this is.

this is a brilliant. thing. and i love the fall the fall is probably. one of my favorite seasons what is your. favorite season. probably summer. and why i mean you hate swimming you. hate the beach i mean why why do you. like why do you even like summer you. freak i like the sun and uh shut up. it's sun it's sunny everywhere in that. dirt [ __ ] patch you're from. it's never not sun. i like the fall.

because it's it to me it's there it's. beautiful and it it you you become. conscious of time. become conscious of time in the fall and. become every idiot you have to suffer. through. every [ __ ] every person that steals a. minute of your day with their nonsense. whether they're a friend family. colleague i don't care who it is be. conscious of that this fall. because you know just be conscious of. every minute where somebody's stealing. your life with their insanity and you go.

i don't if their insanity's amusing i'm. all for it i've been friends with people. i've wasted hours and hours of my life. listening to babbling psychopaths. because they're entertaining and i've. told you many of. what they've said and it's funny and but. if they're not entertaining just. you know. but it's a great season october. halloween we've got a line of merch. i mean is this the nicest thing you've.

ever seen. oh by far yeah talk to your i. have never seen clothing like this in my. life i'm not kidding i'm not kidding. this isn't a joke. i've never seen. clothing like this in my life it's to me. it's so. it's it's. it's. epic. and it stays. it's it's amazing and it can be worn.

in all seasons in all climates. which many clothes cannot be. it is not a particular style. it's timeless. and it has a feeling no yes yeah yeah it. is i'm imagining someone 100 years from. now wearing it. no it actually would work it actually. will work and people will wear it 100. years from now and they'll speak of. these days. and and. people will go.

what was it like then it'll go it's a. real knife fight out there or so we were. told. but it's it's really beautiful merch and. and and and we are. you know. going to be introducing this very. shortly. and we're we're. we're hoping that. people enjoy it. as much as we do because you worked very. hard now you emailed the designer i did.

a few times so to me i. i don't want to understate his role. in the operation and what we do. so many people dismiss you. because they just look at what you do. and go what. but. really the reality of it is that behind. the scenes. you're doing so much. and one of the things you've done. is send a three or four sentence email. to the designer of this merch with the. vision for the with the vision for the.

mercy so we both kind of came up with. right i think so right you had one i had. one. right. and. it's important to me that you buy the. merch. it really is it is it is important that. all of you listening by the merch. and i don't want to hear nothing. inflation's going down the price of gas. is going down i don't want to hear. nothing. i don't want to hear that your kid is.

sick. your mother-in-law fell. the job's not what it used to be. the hours are getting crunched the. neighborhood's changing the taxes are up. the water's brown you got a pain in your. lower back. i don't want to hear that you're. vomiting and [ __ ] more than you used. to that you wake up in the middle of the. night shivering. i don't want to hear that you don't have. anything to believe and your kids hate. you because you can't provide them with. the style of life that their friends.

have i don't want to hear that you can't. get hard to [ __ ] your wife because she's. fat now because she's eating our poison. food. i don't want to hear that you can only. jerk off to women getting beaten on the. internet because you resent your wife. because she finished college and you. didn't. i don't want to hear that you have three. dogs and two of them need operations and. you can't afford it and one of them's. starting to smell. i don't want to hear that your father. doesn't look you in the eye because he's. ashamed of the man that you've become.

i don't want to hear any of that. i want you to go buy this merch. and i want you to wear. it and all those problems are [ __ ]. minuscule when you're supporting a. podcast you like. that you enjoy. and people go what is that and you tell. them oh it's a show i like. i think how's your wife go let's talk.

about something. that's. beautiful. let's talk about art. let's talk about. a couple of guys that sit in a room and. do their hot takes every week that i. like i like it i like it. it's my time i sit in my car and i get. high and i listen to it i drink and that. [ __ ] knows it's my time she doesn't. come out to see me and if she did man i. picture it i picture her coming out on.

that front porch i picture her going. stop listening to that fat [ __ ] and. raise your kids and i said i'll just. [ __ ] i'll reverse right into that fat. [ __ ]. but she never comes outside. because she's watching gutsy. she's watching hillary clinton. talk to a reverend. about her very tough decision to stay. married. and she's drinking wine. in our back room and she can't even hear.

me. and i'm out there tinkering in the. garage tinkering fixing it finding it. out and the kids they run by and they go. what are you doing and they go ah yeah. they pay me no mind they pay me no mind. and. they pay me no mind. that's okay. that's okay because i got a pot i got a. podcast that i like. i got a podcast that i enjoy i got two.

boys whose talk the [ __ ] i like. i don't care. what this family ends up doing this. family's not gonna produce. generations of wealth it's not gonna. produce. happy people it will end. my kids may not have kids and if they. have kids i worry even more. about it. this will end it will end in juvenile. hall it will end in small claims court.

it will end in family court it will end. with addicts with four days of sobriety. scraping the skin off their arms trying. not to [ __ ] go to the 7-eleven. parking lot and buy another blue. to just get them back to even it'll end. in a suburb of schenectady new york. it'll end in schohary county it'll end. in albany in the back of a catering hall. it'll end.

bad. it'll end at a funeral we can't afford. it'll end going into the ground with a. couple of bar buddies standing around. checking their watches it ends bad but. [ __ ] it i got a podcast today. with a couple of boys that i like. and they're talking about hillary. clinton. on the internet. and don't kid yourself that means.

something to me because my family hates. me and i have no money. and i wish i was dead every minute of. every day. but today. i got a podcast to listen to. and they just said there's merch. they actually just said there's gonna be. merch. they said there's and my wife's gonna. fight about it because we have an.

emergency only account. like the last time we used it is when my. son was accused of rape he didn't do it. he was dating a woman and she was taking. liberties with the truth and he was. accused of rape and we had to bail him. out this is before the nobel law but. before the nobel we had to bail my son. out who was accused of rape by his. on-again off-again girlfriend who said. he came over the house and had his way. with her and he assured us that he had. not done that but we had to bail him out.

and we used the emergency fund the other. time we used it is when my car broke. down my wife was using my car she's a. server at a local rest stop. and. she had to fix the car with the. emergency fund. we've reserved it for those types of. things son. sons problems and the wife needing to. get to work.

but i swear to god. if i don't get that merch. if i don't support. this guy. yes he has three houses he deserves. eight he deserves aid and i'll tell that. to my wife my fat wife when she looks at. me goes do you think he needs more you. don't know what he needs. he's not like us.

he's not like us he was raised in a. different. time in a different place. and this and this [ __ ]. this [ __ ] will look at me and she'll go. how dare you spend our [ __ ] money on. merch for this big this fat pig and i'll. say to her. you know what. that's it.

this ain't working. and she's gonna go we don't have enough. money for divorce i'm gonna go i'm not. talking about a divorce. this ain't working anymore none of it. the air the water the soil i feel like. i'm on an alien [ __ ] planet. so i'm going to take my tim dillon show. hoodie and i'm going to put it on. and i'm going to go out. and i'm going to listen to free bird in.

my truck one more time. and then i'm going to blow my brains out. and drench that hoodie in blood. and i'm going to have you and the kids. find me you ungrateful. grating and horrible shrew. i'm gonna have you and the kids find me. and and the next day. like clockwork. they slept through the gunshot. because they were all [ __ ] up.

on their sleeping pills and their booze. but they walked outside they didn't hear. the old man. they didn't hear him tinkering in the. garage. they didn't hear him they didn't smell. the morning cigarette. they just went up to the car. and they saw the blood splattered. all over the front seat the old man was. dead. he was in his favorite merch.

he was in the merch. of his favorite podcast. and they buried him in it and they. fought with the undertakers you're not. gonna bury him in a bloody hoodie you go. yes we are. bury him in that bloody hoodie. so my hope is that no matter where you. are in your life. you buy this merchandise. because it is it is important. and it is beautiful.

we put the time in ben emailed the. designer. i was on the email as well i don't. really check the emails but i'm on it as. well. even if you're going to kill yourself in. front of your family. as many as i imagine many of you i. imagine 30 of the people who listen to. the show are going to do exactly that. probably before new year's. quite frankly. i just hope that you do it.

in the tim dylan show merchandise. because it is beautiful. because there's here's one thing. it's gutsy. you know who hillary clinton should have. had on that show vince foster's wife. i don't know if he was married he. probably was. we want to thank our friends at gas.

digital studios we want to thank what's. it what's your name the producer uh. francis right francis i want to thank. francis. we want to thank all the moms and dads. out there and all the families that are. listening to this on their way to. freedom fest. all the families out there in this great. nation you know i'm humbled. and inspired every day. when i hear about the stories of. the medicare fraud. and people that are taking advantage of.

others. and people that are faking their own. deaths. i i'm so happy about i say to myself you. know it's [ __ ] we're still fighting. we're still kicking. we're still kicking. and that's beautiful but. i think i've done a decent job selling. the merch. and we're going to launch it soon mo. [ __ ] you can sign up at. timdilliancomedy.com how about you go. and sign the [ __ ] up at. timdylandcomedy.com you go sign up right. now because i'll tell you right now.

it's a it's really beautiful. we should do a tour of like four cities. in upstate new york and just call it. like hell on earth. the hell on earth tour and we just do. like binghamton buffalo yes. schenectady it might be fun to just do a. week like right by halloween yes and. call it the hell on earth tour it'd be. great i think we might do that there's. nothing better. than that area in the like halloween.

it's halloween all year round but i like. the cheesecake factory in syracuse i. like those areas. yeah we went to that right yeah it was. great yeah it was good phenomenal yeah. it's good. all right everybody. stay focused.