Free Lizzo | The Tim Dillon Show #355

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dillon show uh we are here and uh we. have been absent. from your computer screen for about 10. days and we apologize for that uh I was. in Ibiza. um All Summer in Ibiza and the Amalfi. Coast. and all of those places and I'm there. because I'm invited and that's why I go. because when you are doing whatever. you're doing I'm in Ibiza with my.

friends and I'm in the Amalfi Coast and. the south of France and Denver where I. was actually I was actually in Denver I. was in Denver America's Ibiza Denver. uh Colorado doing stand-up comedy at the. one of the greatest clubs in the world. uh the Denver Comedy Works and we had. amazing shows even the Sunday show at 4. P.M. you forget how fun it is to do comedy. for 300 uh 380 people however however.

big the room is. um but it was intimate it was fun and. thank you to everybody that came out the. American royalty tour is on sale right. now Tim dilloncomedy.com all of my dates. are up including. uh Carnegie Hall where I'm gonna take my. own life. um so that is you know whether you want. to buy a ticket to a show after that is. something but I am ceremoniously going. to take my own life at Carnegie Hall uh. after the show. um but.

um I'm kidding uh of course the dates. are on the website we're not going to go. through all the dates you can read. um I like Denver it's a town uh stuck in. the 90s. um it is. oddly without an identity. um and I don't know it's not quite. Portland in Seattle it's for people that. like it a little weird but not as far. gone as Portland OR Seattle you want. your girlfriend to be bisexual not. non-binary if you're in Denver you can.

have blue hair you can finger your. friend but you gotta be a gender it's. Denver and then if you go to Portland OR. Seattle then you can really let [ __ ]. loose but that's what Denver seems to be. you know you see the people hiking it's. the outdoors the mountains they don't. know they're empty vessels in Denver. they're trying to get filled up with. something. and I'm bloated now because I was in. Denver the oxygen because it's high. altitude and don't say and I know what. all of you are going to say I know what. you're gonna say that's not what I know.

what's gonna happen every comment top. comment bloated because he's in Denver. I know what you're gonna say it is a. fact that at high altitudes people bloat. that is a fact that I have read because. the air in your stomach. begins to you know and it just you go. out like that in Denver because I was up. at the altitude of around 5. 000 something feet and that that is a. huge reason.

uh for the bloating and I know that many. people will disagree with that or have. their own you know snide remark you can. have a snide remark about it but it's. the facts it's true but that's where I. was so that's uh I was not in a beef. um but to everyone who is that's great. I'm not mad at anybody everyone's on. vacation now everybody every comedian. every human being I know. is on vacation somewhere cool.

and I am not. everybody I know is in Europe or Italy. or Croatia and I am in Denver eating a. green chili which is not good green. chili is not good I don't know what it. is. it is not good and I'm eating a green. chili burrito. the bloating is the altitude but I was. eating a green chili smothered burrito. uh in Denver. not in Ibiza.

but in the mile high city. uh Denver. and in that time that I was away from. you all I imagine I've heard about and. this is not a big deal it's the summer. and the Obamas killed a sex slave and. it's such a. it's so strange to me that this even. makes news and that any of you are. shocked by this. there was a really hot Chef who worked.

for the Obamas. he's a hot Chef which by the way. immediately again it's like okay even. though chefs are getting hotter. uh Safari Campbell R.I.P paddle boarding. death riddle. cops left call log reporting Obama's. private Chef drowning blank and said it. came from two miles away as they refused. to reveal who he was with on the water. if I was Obama. and I am and if I was gay which I am but.

I'm not black and I wasn't the president. but if I was. bisexual Maybe. and I would have a hot chef. I would and I would [ __ ] the hot chef. and if the hot chef and this is again. purely speculative I don't know anything. I'm just telling you what I would do. what I would do so don't say I'm. spreading a conspiracies or entertaining. I'm telling you personally what I would. do I would [ __ ] the hot Chef if the hot.

Chef got mouthy I would drown him in a. pond. that's what I would do and I don't know. if that's what Obama did I don't know if. that's what. um he had done I'm just telling you if. that was me it's very strange that. anyone drowns in a pond it can happen. sure it can happen. these things can happen. he was supposedly a very strong swimmer.

I think the people were putting up. videos of him swimming. um. Martha's Vineyard police left the reason. for the 9-1-1 call reporting Obama. private Chef tafari Campbell's drowning. why would they leave it blank. the night of the accident. yeah there was just maybe they didn't. know there was just hours missing they. blacked like you can't request the. public records of it for some reason so. they just you're never going to hear. these 911 calls usually they play them. on the news the Democrats run Martha's. Vineyard yeah they've done it they've.

ran it since Teddy Kennedy. and that [ __ ] went in the water. they since they ran it they've run it. that's their uh that's their Island. the Republicans have Palm Beach. Jeffy Epps. just Lane Trump they have Palm Beach. Democrats have Martha's Vineyard The. Hamptons a little bit for everybody but. that is a Democrat Island and they take. care of their own they protect their own.

if somebody's dead in a pond we don't. know why that happened. they go let's get to that. now this is sad. we don't know what happened clearly. um it's a. apparently he was at their residence. and they aren't there is that odd. do you let the chef use the residence. I'm asking I'm I'm asking that.

even though he's a family friend does. the chef. get to use the estate in Martha's. Vineyard when you're not there. the [ __ ] he does it my chef. my chef. what do you do who are you cooking eggs. for you're going to my estate which is. is this what we're being fed that's the. reality right no one's there right it's. the chef.

the chef calls Obama. and goes I need some time to reflect. and and Obama goes why don't you stay at. our house. is this weird am I nuts. am I crazy I'm asking the quest like I. don't know I'm thinking of how this goes. down. do they offer him the property. does she say this Michelle go like. hey. if you ever want you know we got that.

space out there we got that spot why. don't you enjoy it. is this what goes on does like Bill. Clinton's dog walker go to his house. when they're not there. who's going to what's happening. is the guy the chef or is he a family. friend I know he's a family do you have. videos of him swimming yeah yeah here we. go there's videos of this man swimming. supposedly he drowned and I thought he. was in the open ocean now by the way.

guys don't come at me and say uh you're. a conspiracy monger. I'm not a conspiracy Monger I don't talk. about anything that's not proven I. respect Obama and I respect Big Mike and. I won't ever entertain spreading. narratives that aren't true if Big Mike. says this happened it happened and I. have no issue believing that let's see. if this guy can swim so this is him. swimming from seven years ago eight.

years ago well what happened in those. seven or eight years he is he probably. got even better as a swimmer let's see. he's not great he's not using his arms. well he's he's kicking. okay here he goes he's got flippers on. though that's kind of cheating he's. doing fine. it's a pond. this man was murdered.

so he became their chef. wow the Clinton's White House shaft now. this is interesting. this is fun summer stuff. is this true though Travis. uh there's several chefs that have uh. died did you know that the clintons. White House Chef also died from drowning. in 2015. I saw this thing how does this. have folks. does anybody is this. can you question anything.

is everybody's Shaft or sit there estate. when they're not there. what I mean that's even more disturbing. to me than them being drowned here we go. New York get the help off the property. if they're not working. they listen if you are a chef and one of. these [ __ ] goes use my house. they were trying to kill you they want. to kill you they don't want the chef in. their house unless you're cooking them. food. yeah they don't want you in their.

[ __ ] house. it's the first rule of being rich you. want to own a lot of houses and have. them be empty. tafari Campbell's drowning parallel's. tragic death of Clinton chef. what. that's right the tragic drowning death. of former White House sous chef and. Obama's personal chef tafari Campbell. over the weekend they're sadly similar. to the premature demise of another white.

house kitchen veteran. Campbell's death comes just eight years. after Walter. sheep. who served as the White House executive. chef from 1994 to 2005 and was found. partially submerged in a ravine in the. New Mexico mountains. in 2015. is reported missing by his girlfriend on. June 14th one day after he failed to. return from a hike.

well maybe that's. more. reasonable because he's hiking out in. nature. I don't know now this guy Campbell is on. a paddle board in a pond do you have any. photo of the pond behind the Martha's. Vineyard property. I'm never going to March's Vineyard. you're not going to kill me if I drown. they killed me I'm an incredibly strong. swimmer if I drown I was murdered by the.

Obamas. because so this is the pond and what is. it called. it's pretty big. town I think it's Edgar Town Pond it's. pretty big they have a they have a. stunning estate on Martha's Vineyard. which is a beautiful Island. off the coast of Massachusetts where. wealthy celebrities and politicians a. lot of political people have homes and.

sadly this Obama chef. was there alone he was alone. that's what they say he was alone in the. house well there was another person. paddle boarding with him but they won't. say who it was yet. okay. fair enough the former first couple of. purchased a nearly 7 000 square foot. home on Martha's Vineyard in. Massachusetts for 11.75 million. and that was in 2019. so somebody's.

paddle boarding with this guy this guy. is a medical emergency which can happen. Strokes aneurysms aortic whatever. and he goes down. or. the person paddle boarding with him. he says something like you know this. thing with Barack I want to talk about. it. I feel like we had something. and then the person on the paddle board. is you can't do that. that's not the way the world works. and then he's like yeah but I just have.

to. and they're like it's you know it's. isn't it. and then they they you know inject them. with something on the board because he's. paddling and they paddle up to him and. they get him I mean that's maybe I don't. know and then it appears maybe like a. heart attack or something. I don't know I I just know this is this. is very sad I hope it's natural causes I. don't really know I just find the entire. thing strange. to me. that doesn't mean that it's not.

valid or you know that doesn't mean that. it obviously me it's very tragic and I'm. not trying to make light of the tragedy. of it. um. but if if if they killed him. for a good reason. then that's what it is. and that's you know that's that. you know that's a way to do it. somebody's that that's still weird [ __ ].

happens around these people around these. people that run our country very strange. things tend to happen people are. suicidal people of all kinds of weird. accidents people get stuck in Ravines. people collapse on paddle boards. this happens a lot around the people. that run the country a lot of their. employees Secret Service agents people. that are tasked with spending the. day-to-day with them don't make it they. don't make it so I don't know what. they're watching I don't know what.

they're walking in on during breakfast I. don't know what they're seeing I don't. know what conversations they're hearing. late at night but whatever it is God is. at a deadly job that is a hazardous. being around anyone who runs this. country is a hazardous job and and all. we talk about is PR and I'm not sucking. off Putin because he won't let me no I'm. kidding but I won't I'm not what I'm. saying is that all we talk about is that.

he's poisoning that one and he's. poisoning that and he probably is I have. no doubt he he gets uh you know gets a. little acute with a couple of nerve. agents over there but. the people that run this country every I. mean everybody's dead dog walkers or any. spontaneously combusting into flames. everybody that's near any of these. people goes down in a pond or something. and again it could be an accident but. they're numbers they stack up they just.

start stacking up. Antonin Scalia. uh gets. didn't he he got shot in the face by. Dick Cheney right. Scalia died on a hunting trip it was uh. right that's another fun one. right Anthony Scalia died on a in a. hunting trip right yeah but didn't he. get shot by accident. no not Scalia Cheney shot Scalia is.

still alive no. scalia's dead how did Scalia die Scalia. died from like natural causes on a. hunting trip okay. but stage someone shot someone in the. face yes Cheney shot uh who was it. there's a lot of my point is there's. lots of accidents. Harry Harry Whittington that's who Dick. Cheney shot there's tons of accidents to. be around these just being around these. people is hazardous to your health. anywhere near any of them people end up. dying get shot in the face.

they fall into a pond. and maybe it's all a coincidence and. maybe it's an accident but I'm just. saying maybe it's best to not. surround yourself with the in those. circles. it seems best. to not be. in the Obama estate when they're not. there what good will come of that I. wonder. what good will come of that. I was invited to stay at my boss's home.

and he's not there. I wonder what will happen my boss who I. might have had a few interesting moments. with perhaps maybe don't drown me don't. even try to drown me because I will yell. if you try to drown me I will yell at. the beach and it'll be it'll be very. embarrassing for everyone and it will. scar the children watching it if people.

try to drown you have to Old School. drown me like you have to like put me in. a dunk tank and. it'll be very crude. um. I'll move on from that I don't I don't. want to keep talking about this I feel. bad R.I.P to. this person I don't know there's no. information this is the other thing with. this nobody will ever know anything. about any of these things ever. and it will you'll just either way go. okay. I don't know you know it won't. it will matter or it won't I don't know.

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or pound law pound 529 from yourself. this is a paid. advertisement I'm the people's princess. [Laughter]. in the summer of fat. um they're filling a Reese's Peanut. Butter Cup like they're there should be. laws now with some of the restaurants. like there should actually be laws I'm. actually I believe a little bit like you. know Michael Bloomberg towards the end.

of his run got very Nanny state. he started to behave like a petty. dictator he wanted to ban smoking and. ban large sodas and I think he didn't. really even love vehicles in the city. like he wanted just it to be simply. pedestrian like he had a lot of ideas. that were kind of infringing on people's. personal freedom but maybe this is why. people can have personal freedom let me. the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup is the.

best candy in the world it has been for. years why why ratios. ratios it is a perfect ratio of. chocolate to peanut butter that's not a. novel concept I'm sure I've said it. millions of people have said it that's. what makes things good ratios sandwiches. what makes them good ratios how much. meat how much cheese how much bread how. much whatever. there is this peanut butter cup is. absolutely perfect as it is it should. only be altered maybe once a year during.

Easter for that egg which isn't good. where they put it in the form of an egg. because of the holiday and because of. Christ but maybe that's the only time we. don't need to do like Oreo. I think kind of bombed when they tried. to go too crazy and we got to ban the. Franken food. like the Oreo cakester that's like it's. a cake it's not it's a cake that's. shaped like a cookie that you eat.

you it can't happen now we have a. problem in this country like a very big. problem we have to ban Franken food. things that like the donut Burgers like. the things that aren't of nature not. that a peanut butter cup grows on a tree. but you know what I mean the things that. push it to the edge. where it's heinous where people look at. it and there's a Grimace on their face. because they can't even imagine eating.

this crap we have to use the power of. the government now to stop this. stop the pop-ups in Times Square. you don't need like there was an m m. store now every candy. cereal there's a pop-up experience where. you can go in and and with your children. and and feed them garbage in like a fun.

Disney ask environment. it we don't need it anymore and I I. think it's hurting people. so now here's the article that that made. me it's convert I'm fully converted to. this by the way I fully but you will not. find this in Europe. you will not go to France and and and. and have stuff your own one pound giant. Peanut Butter Cup. stuff your own one pound. Peanut Butter Cup.

happy summer by the way do you know. sweaty by the way in a majority of the. country right now you can't even walk. outside because it's so hot your tits. are sagging and there's a rash under. your tits right now most people not all. of them but a lot of them statistically. they're they have a tit rash. gender unimportant they have a a a a. rash and they are ignoring and they're I.

guess smearing Eucerin on it so they can. go walk to get the big one pound Peanut. Butter Cup. show the video of this it's the most. disgusting thing I've ever seen. it is like to self-serve frozen yogurt. concept which I had a great bid on in my. first Comedy Central half hour that I. believe is available in Canada right now. because uh they did not show it anywhere. or Market it thanks Comedy Central. appreciate it now. um that being said. there is a uh the self-serve frozen.

yogurt concept is you go in you choose. it's like Chipotle you know you choose. the mix-ins you choose the things you. eat this is failed miserably by the way. this idea that Americans should be able. to choose that's why the burritos at. Chipotle can't close that's why the. self-serve frozen yogurt costs 38. because Americans cannot handle the. freedom of choosing what goes in their. body it needs to be banned now Reese's.

has something called stuff your cup. which is disgusting. families that go to this this should be. like to catch a predator they should go. right to jail a family that takes their. fat kids to stuff their Reese's cup. should go right to jail afterwards. because everybody's going to be a. legless Pig very soon. I'm telling you. I'm at least writing a novel. [ __ ] on my parents for what they did.

to me with food. save yourselves. resist off your cup let's let's watch a. little bit of this please Rocco World in. Hershey Pennsylvania you can make a. custom one pound Reese's Peanut Butter. Cup. [Music]. choose from a variety of your favorite. mixes so listen how sick this is by the. way so it said Hershey is it at is it. the theme park yeah. so it's what they call Hershey Park yeah.

so at Hershey Park there's the peanut. butter cup experience or whatever stuff. your cup. it's a one pound chocolate cup. they put peanut butter in it this is. where it gets a little bit like Being. John Malkovich. they put crushed up peanut butter cups. in the cup. so you have a cup made of chocolate and. then peanut butter and then crushed the. peanut butter cups in. the cup with Reese's Pieces and other. things. I mean you you and they're eating this. it's 90 degrees it's 90 degrees and.

they're eating it. it's 90 it's melting all over their. faces and they're eating it let's keep. watching. watches they're folded into fresh peanut. butter direct from the factory right. down the road. it's like Cold Stone but they do with. peanut butter. [Music]. your peanut butter is then transferred. into a cup made of real chocolate food. we add a few more toppings oh. and then the chocolate lid what is who's.

this for it has been wrapped and ready. for you to take home to share or keep. all to yourself what. why would they even make that joke. you could take it home to share. or. I mean that that that's truly and I've. eaten some bad stuff and I know that. doesn't shock anyone that is bad. you cannot be taking your kids. you cannot be taking your kids to that.

if you have any love. for them as parents. you have to tell them no. Mommy Daddy can we go to stuff your cup. no we can't. no we can't and you know why this is. what you tell them because the people. that are going to stuff your cup are. going to be dead. do you want to be dead do you want to be. dead soon. no okay well we're not going to stuff.

your cup. because you're gonna drop dead tell them. use the word. you're gonna drop dead if we give you a. big cup of peanut butter with [ __ ]. look at that potato chips and bacon I'm. looking at potato chips is that bacon. you can put potato chips and bacon bits. and fold them into peanut butter. I mean I I gotta be honest it's it's so. it doesn't even seem good.

but that's where we're at now with food. it's like the new foods. are so over the top they know people are. going to get mad by the way where's the. outrage of this it said cancel them you. canceled Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light. how about canceling these people they. want your kids eating bacon bits and. peanut butter and you're not gonna get. that's at least as bad as seeing Dylan. Mulvaney's the [ __ ] uh face on a. bottle I can it's probably a hell of a. lot worse. they're normalizing just and by the way. you know kids imitate [ __ ] so they're.

just gonna be sitting at home with. peanut butter on the counter. smashing it with all kinds of crap in it. [ __ ] I'm stuffing my cup. hey Mom and Dad to go what are you doing. I stuff like well we don't do that at. home we don't stuff our cup at home oh I. stuffed my cup wherever I walk I will. stuff my cup wherever I want. everybody that stays with me. uh in my house in New York goes these. beds are amazing what are they and they. go They're Helix literally I asked Helix.

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stay on the theme of fat uh and uh. filling your cup and maybe this person. has filled their their cup has runeth. over. uh with allegations and this is sad. because this is lizzo who has made. herself the queen of the fat people. and. whenever you are the queen of any and no. one seems to know this or have learned. this. um nobody seems to get if you.

give yourself a title or you accept the. title that is given to you. uh the next thing that will happen will. be some type of War because if you are a. king or a queen from the time you are. crowned people are only thinking about. how you are going to be deposed how. you're going to be uh knocked off the. throne and. lizzo has become the queen of certainly.

fat women. and the queen of the body positivity. the queen of you can do it regardless of. size the queen of you look good no. matter what you're wearing the queen of. damn [ __ ] you go girl you do you she's. the queen of that type of attitude. beautiful at any size big is beautiful. bigger is beautiful don't shame me don't.

mock me don't marginalize me I am what I. am. and she's become the queen of that. and. she takes a lot of hatred. uh about her body from people that say. nasty things. um she also takes a lot of criticism. from people that think she promotes an. unhealthy. uh body image it would you know be if I.

as a big person. were uh crusading for everyone to be. like me. um. um and in my attitude with fat people is. I respect them I don't sleep with them. I'm too rich and I don't have very many. of them as friends. um they have to be watched very closely. I have many fats that I employ uh. sloth-like people. um uh and uh sometimes unmotivated.

sometimes they have to be you have to. light a fire under their sizable ass to. get something going not always but I'm. just saying I've had mixed uh mixed. reviews with some of the fat people I've. hired. um and lizzo had this show which I make. fun of I make fun of it in my Act. I make fun of it uh it's called Uh watch. out for the big girls and this was a. show. where lizzo said I want to have fat.

backup Dent see by the way. I wish I could sit down with her. because lizzo is now with this story. about to be a fan of the Tim Dylan show. I can always point. to I saw when David dobrik had that. issue he I said he's about to become a. fan of the Tim Dillon show you can. always pinpoint the moment in someone's. career when they become a fan of the Tim. Dillon show lizzo whether you know it or. not you are about to become a fan of the.

Tim Dylan show because now you're gonna. start to hear things with uh virginiers. new new you're going to be it's virgin. ears because the you're gonna actually. hear me for the first time. after this event you're going to hear me. for the first time and you're going to. go you know some of what he's saying. makes sense. um number one what a mistake. to hire 10 lizos to to be if you look or. sound like me I am throwing you in front. of a train.

there is zero. this idea that she's going to create a. community of fat lizos that are all. going to get along and love each other. that they're not going to turn around. and go why is this [ __ ] the lead when. they all look like her. and they all are icing their [ __ ]. ankle after the number and everybody is. going why is this [ __ ] that so what. lizzo tried to do is she said we're. gonna have a show called watch out for. the big girls where I'm gonna get all.

these fat backup dancers and I'm gonna. put them behind me and it's gonna be a. celebration of the body and of the big. girls dancing and everything like that. and and then so predictably like. everything they turned on her. they turned on lizzo number one they. turned on her because they said they. were weight shamed by lizzo. because there's a point when you're too. fat.

and lizzo probably said listen we're all. fat we got to behave here because when. you have so many fat people. together. they can influence each other in. negative ways. and maybe lizzo walks in on two of these. dancers and they are eating a peanut. butter out of the jar together and and. pawing it out like the Poo would with. honey you know two of them are in the. room and lizard goes well oh hey guys we. got rehearsal right now.

and these women are they just have their. fingers in the jar of peanut butter and. they're just licking it off and Liza. goes listen I'm a fat [ __ ] I get it but. you have to be professionally fat. you know so this is the issue when you. have a bunch of fat people and bat is. all you everybody you know it's like a. bunch of junkies I've been in a house. with a bunch of junkies and then certain. people start deciding who's at like. being too much of a junkie.

I used to hang out in crack houses where. certain people would like they'd be. sober for an hour and they would turn. around to somebody else and they'd go. you got to get your act together because. that's what junkies do in the same way. when you have a bunch of fat people and. somebody's been on keto for 13 minutes. they start looking at everybody else. going look at this fat pig look at that. piece of [ __ ] huh there is a dysfunction. inherent in such a community where all. of these people are big.

it's a thing you're not everybody's not. supposed to be fat. everybody's not supposed to be gay. everybody's not supposed to be anything. they're supposed to be you know you it's. like a little bit you give a couple of. fat people here a couple of gay people. here a couple of trans people here it. makes it interesting not ever not. everybody Oberlin College 70 of you. can't be gay non-binary LGBT whatever. that's not the thing. like it's a sprinkling you can't just.

have every fat person in the world on a. tour bus can you imagine. lizzo's tour bus. pulling up in your town. and it's just one after the other it's. almost like these the eight Wonders of. the Seven Wonders of the World. when every single woman gets off that. tour bus each one fatter than the last. and they go that's the concert those are. the dancers.

formalism dancers were weight shamed and. pressured while at a strip club here's. the other thing I want to say if you're. a fat person and you hire fat people one. of the fun things to do is to call them. fat. you can't call your thin employees fat. although that is fun too and uh you know. if you are thin it's mean to call fat. people fat but but it's kind of like the. n-word which I don't use because I'm not. black. but if I have a fat employee I should be. able to call them fat fatty boom Baddie.

I should be able to call them piglet I. should be able to make jokes about their. weight because I am also fat and that. entitles me to make jokes about their. weight and demean them and if they can't. handle that they should not have taken. the job that is one of the benefits of a. fat person who hires fat people uh and. you you Curry favor with your thin. employees by brutalizing the fat ones in. front of the thin ones I will make fun. of my fat employee in in front of one of.

my thin ones and the fat one you know. frumply goes away sad into the other. room and me and the thin one have that. moment of like look what we just did to. that fatty it's a bonding experience. okay. like we're not We're Not Gonna surf. together me in the thin one but we can. make fun of the the pig I've hired now. so lizzo. and by the way lizzo is smoking and. Joint right now in West Hollywood. listening to this going God I wish this.

could make sense I wish this didn't make. sense. um three of lizzo's former dancers have. accused the singer of sexual harassment. and creating a hostile work environment. in a lawsuit filed Tuesday they also. allege that she pressured one of them to. touch a nude performer at an Amsterdam. Club they went to a strip club and. subjected the group to quote. excruciating audition uh and. excruciating audition after leveling. false accusations that they were. drinking on the job so they're basically. saying she's some type of emotional.

terrorist going after everybody accusing. them of drinking haranguing them about. their weight and when they go to a strip. club I think I read the thing about the. Shrimp Club she was basically like touch. this naked uh male dancer and she like. got a chant going like do it do it do it. the person felt uncomfortable and then. they finally did it and uh you know it's. kind of like drunken Shenanigans at a. strip club I mean I know that you know. certain people will see that as. inappropriate to me. I don't know.

um. you know I don't know how inappropriate. that is it's not like Liz was going. around. uh sexually harassing the dancers. um you know the suit filed in the Los. Angeles Superior Court and provided to. NBC News by the plaintiff's Law Firm. also accuses the captain of lizzo's. dance team of proselytizing to other. performers and deriding those who had. pre-marital sex while while sharing lewd. fantasies simulating oral sex and. publicly discussing the virginity of one.

of the plaintiffs let me read that again. because there's a lot there. um it also accuses the captain of. lizzo's dance team of proselytizing to. other performers so I think she was a. Christian and she was telling people. that day she was kind of being. evangelizing and deriding those who had. premarital sex so she said you're a. [ __ ] I'm a Christian but then she was. also at the same time sharing lewd. fantasies simulating oral sex and. publicly discussing the virginity of one. of the plaintiffs. um. so we got we got a whole host of uh. issues that.

uh these dancers are upset about right. the hostile work environment uh saying. sexual harassment the suit brings claims. for religious and racial harassment. false imprisonment I mean what is that. interference with prospective economic. advantage and other allegations not. every claim is brought against each. defendant I mean listen people can bring. a lawsuit for anything and I'm sure. these lawyers think that they're going. to get a chunk of money or that lizzo is. going to settle this is meant I think to. tarnish Her Image and this will teach.

someone a lesson and I think it should. teach lizzo a lesson. um when you elect to be the mayor. of the the fat people and the mayor of. the body positive and the mayor of you. got to remember this folks and I I don't. by the way I don't attack people. um. unless I feel. that a it's funny or B that they are. wrong if they're wrong I will say when.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry do. something I pounce because uh all of the. things that they do are so transparently. vulgar uh most of them are lies and the. ones that aren't lies are distorted uh. to a point where it becomes ridiculous. and all of those things come from a bad. place it's a place of wanting to be. famous wanting to have power over people. wanting to control people wanting to uh.

you know force people to believe a. certain thing so that's why I pounded. them here's the thing with and this is. why I'm not attacking lizzo I don't know. and we've made fun of lizzo a bunch. lizzo forced answers to eat bananas. from sex workers vaginas during. Amsterdam well this is. [Laughter]. hold on I was just about to say I wasn't. really coming down here hard on lizzo. only because. what I'm saying is when you say hostile. work environment and all these things. right uh I need to know the specifics of.

what's going on however this article. seems maybe to provide them lizzo forced. answers. three of lizzo's former dancers are. suing the good as hell performer as well. as big girl. big girl big touring big girl big. touring. and Charlene Quigley for allegedly. subjecting them to endure weight share. okay we know that. okay so apparently the Amsterdam thing.

so apparently they were in Amsterdam and. earlier this year and then that's when. the banana incident happened but what is. the banana incident let's let's try to. find this here. uh because again I I have to judge these. claims based on their merits now the. headline is lizzo Forest uh. okay here we go. the lawsuit States things quickly got. out of hand at this Amsterdam strip club. lizzo began inviting cast members to. take turns touching the new performers.

catching dildos launched from the. performers vaginas and eating bananas. protruding from the performer's vaginas. the suit also claims lizzo allegedly. pressured and goaded someone named Davis. I guess it's one of the dancers yeah I. read this into touching one nude. performer's breasts the plaintiff also. claims that just wants later lizzo 35. deceived them once again into attending. a nude show thereby quote robbing them. of the choice not to participate so what. you have there is lizzo likes to get.

maybe some freaky stuff she likes to go. to the strip club she likes to get turnt. up she likes to get wild. she's got bananas it's always food isn't. it she has bananas uh flying out of the. [ __ ] of these dancers and she's. making people eat it it is way over the. line for sure. um but you know did these girls in the. moment have a problem with this or was. this something that after the night out. because I could see this being. uncomfortable but they're all drunk and.

lizzo's being like yeah. and then you know the rest of them are. you know everybody's drunk and. everybody's kind of had people kind of. like ooh gross but like nobody really. makes it clear how uncomfortable they. are. um and then they do this stuff and then. they do they decide afterwards like this. is this was way too far this was over. the line I don't know I think I think. lizzo's made a few big mistakes in her. career I think one of them is going. in the direction of virtue.

uh and just saying like not just being. like hey I'm fat it is what it is. saying like I'm going I will be your. queen always a mistake. always a mistake. I will be your queen. and then inviting her fat subjects to. the strip club. and then they turn on her. because that never works when you go I'm. going to be your queen it never works. lizzo it doesn't work you you you now.

have to understand that you're just a. singer who's fat. you're not it's not a revolutionary. thing. you know how many fat people have talked. into microphones a lot of them you know. how many fat people living famous many. many many. even fat black women have been [ __ ]. famous heard of Oprah you're not the. first in line to the throne here you're. the first social media star.

um who's actually a very good singer and. a really great musician. who felt all of this pressure coming at. you from these people to say well our. movement needs a queen be this queen. and you took on that mantle. and now you know people uh in your orbit. have turned on you and they want to take. you off that. throne and they want. you to come in now I don't know what.

lizzo has lizzo issued a statement how. did she denied this I mean has the woman. because all we've heard is from her. uh you know big girls. this is by the way uh completely. predictable in every way. when you watch. the show the big girl show and you see. all of these people they all have trauma. right everybody has traumas everybody. goes. you know here's why I'm uh overweight or.

here's why I'm big I I have trauma I was. never there so it was never that I was. never respected you know so a lot of. these traumas are going to come out is. her IG being lit up are people like. going crazy on her IG did she lock the. comments yeah she hasn't posted in a. while no but I mean what her most recent. thing usually when scandals happen like. the most recent thing. you know will be like it's very funny. sometimes I mean you'll see like the. most recent photo of somebody they're. like shirtless on a beach and they have.

like a goofy caption and then like. literally the the next line will be. answer the allegations and it's just. like such a it's like such an. unfortunate final photo to have before. social media Hiatus answer the. allegation she was 16. I don't know what lizzo does now. I don't know if she could does she fight. it. here's what she should do lizzo should. get super thin. it's now time to throw fat people under.

the bus. put the ozempic in vain. get hot get thin declare war on fat. people write a book lizzo listen to me. yeah here they are in the comments so. you're out there fat shaming your. dancers the audacity. read the [ __ ] room you got exposed so. they're coming at lizzo listen to me.

listen to the Timberland show I'm gonna. tell you how to be okay. I'm going to tell you listen to me I. want you to look at me I know you're. watching I know people that know you. listen to me. the time for fat is over now you've made. enough money off the pigs. it's time to leave the barn God I could. I could do these I could never stop with. these I could do these for hours it's. time to leave the barn okay. here's what you have to do. you have to get hot you have to write a.

book about Wellness. you have to go you have to denounce the. fats. you have to say it was all wrong you. were wrong you weren't thinking you were. in a haze of Insomnia Cookies Postmates. you have to. you know you have to it's you you need. to be on The Joe Rogan Experience my. good friend Joe Rogan you go on there. and you say Joe I am thin now a thin.

lizzo on The Joe Rogan Experience is the. future of her career. you need to change turn from this fat. mainstream and become hot. turn around and say I was wrong I. shouldn't have I shouldn't have done. that I didn't I didn't mean to I was. acting out I knew it wasn't right at. night me and all the other dancers would. just stuff our faces with food.

our joints were are were weary we were. icing all of our joints after the dance. you know we were just bloated at high. altitude in Denver trying to do a show. at the Colorado Springs Air Force. Academy. farting and [ __ ] all over the place. it was wrong and I'm sorry but now I'm. hot. and I disowned the fat people. they are I am no longer the queen of fat.

people lizzo look at me and watch me. don't make the mistake. don't get fatter God forbid. get thinner now. hot lizzo. salad lizzo. lizzo comes out with keto's salad. dressing yes or yes. there are so many economic opportunities. I should charge for this advice there. are so many economic opportunities right.

now you've milked. them enough the fats. you've squeezed on the Rudders. you've milked them enough it's time to. get the healthy P the rogany crowd the. the wellness people the people that do. yoga that you know are reading about. water filtration systems the people that. are what non-GMO like lizzo and you. could like her song is good as hell like.

imagine a lizzo song from a thin lizard. where she's like I used to be a pig. I was a big fat pig. but then I realized I was gross I was. disgusting. but now I'm hot and hotness is real and. it would be huge it would be huge my. legs used to chafe.

rashes on my back and onto my titties. cause of the Sun but now I'm thin my. vagina smells much better now. I'm hot lizzo is hard and I'm gonna go. to heaven oh I'm gonna go to heaven with. my new thin [ __ ] girls if you got a. thin [ __ ] put your hands in the air.

I I mean. that was freestyling free bowling it but. maybe that is good but that is the. advice for her you cannot double down. you can no longer be the queen of uh the. Hodge and the heifers it is time to move. on that is your free advice. heat it. or perish. I want to also talk about the Gilgo. Beach uh thing because I have not you.

know uh covered this at all because I've. been. methodically taking it in I've been. reading I've been thinking I've been. talking to friends I have a friend that. lives in the area he tried he walks his. dog around there of course they have. this very elaborate you know they've. closed the street down and everything. else and you know it's a big crime scene. and uh the wife of Gilgo murder suspect. Rex huermann. uh files for divorce as woman shares. Eerie encounter with him.

I don't know if I love the wife filing. for divorce here I don't think that that. maybe is called for. um. I do think it's funny that he I mean. what a boomer he's out he goes on this. creepy date. and the woman that he went on the date. with was like he was so excited to talk. about the. Gilgo Beach murders and he sat right up. and he knew all these weird details and.

she's very uncomfortable with it. um and you know so this guy. he you know he would go around bars and. he would and he would just talk about. the Gilgo Beach murders and he'd go on. date like so. this is interesting because this is. um. kind of a commentary a little bit on the. suburbs. and. the hidden life. and the secret life and this to Dr. Jekyll Mr Hyde.

component you have this guy he's an. architect. the thing about him which is interesting. is he's a very mediocre guy he's not. really rich he's not incredibly. successful. um yet he is also not broke he is a. middle class or maybe upper middle class. Long Island dad he's got two kids he's. got a wife he's not particularly heinous. looking he's of course not good looking. right but he's a very mediocre middle of. the road Long Island guy with a rumbled.

you know collar a wrinkled polo shirt. you wouldn't think twice about him you. would see him uh picking up something at. the grocery store for his family dinner. you would not think of him at all uh in. this way and yet. he's out there. murdering. sex workers.

uh and depositing their bodies in Gilgo. Beach. and it probably excited him because he. probably had a very you know boring life. and this was his way of. kind of you know. doing something exciting you know. picking up these sex workers and and. then taking them down to Gilgo Beach and. murdering them. um me and Ray talked about this on the. patreon. and literally he was discovered the next. week it's very interesting who is.

listening to this show. who is listening. um. does the wife the wife hasn't given any. interviews right I mean on camera no and. I mean we don't know much about this guy. either. um. uh. it is funny the two kids will have to. eventually tell people that my wife is. my I'm sorry my father is the guy who. killed those hookers at Gilgo you know. the Gilgo Beach killer that's my dad.

um. what are his kids do. they haven't visited him in jail. is that the family this is the family. let's take a look at that family. they have not visited him in jail yet. which you know by the way I don't love. this. I don't love the not visiting him in. jail I don't love the divorce. I think. that a family means something. and. you know out of sheer morbid curiosity.

you're not gonna do you know if my dad. was the Gilda Beach killer I would be so. happy to talk to my father. do you know how interested I would be in. talking to my father and I love my. father but do you know how much more. interesting he would be to me if he had. killed four hookers in Google I would be. at the jail every day every day and be. like Dad how did this happen what did it. feel like are you into this do you think. I'm into this You're a murderer Dad. what's the deal what night did it happen.

like I would be so interested in it and. I know that. you know. I guess it's different when you're. actually going through it but literally. I'm not kidding if my father was to. Gilgo Beach murderer. I'd be like well this is such a. fascinating and these people what are. they doing. no offense Human family but look at you. one of them has a backpack on the wrong. way. you know it it's to me it's like this. family should kind of in but listen.

let's. let's be honest here why don't you. Embrace this this is your shot. this is actually your only shot. to get it to do anything on this planet. the only time anyone's gonna ever listen. or want to hear you talk is in. conjunction with this okay your dad did. a good thing here a little bit for you. he kind of did. there's there was a humdrum existence of. nothingness that lie ahead of you there.

might be a book there might be a movie. there might be a mini series you might. be now. something because your father cut those. [ __ ] up at Gilgo Beach. you might be. capital I would capital I would be. capitalizing on it immediately now you. got to get over that he did it that's. number one. your dad's a murderer. get over it see a therapist.

work out. or more likely have a sandwich. whichever Long Island way you want to. handle it now once you get to the other. side of that. dad's a murderer. start thinking about striking while the. Iron's hot. because to me this is the most. interesting thing that has happened to. these people. my father was the Gilgo Beach murderer. my husband was the Gilgo Beach burner.

and I think you'll find that people. won't care that much negatively I. actually think you're going to be cool. now I think people will like you now I I. I actually think this is a positive. all-around for everyone. except the victims we have of course and. this man that got caught it's not good. but this is something that's actually. you were the coolest person at every. party right now. you are the coolest you've never been.

the coolest person at the party you've. never I can tell but looking at all of. you you've never been the coolest person. to put you the coolest person at every. [ __ ] party right now you were the. coolest and most interesting member of. every friend group you've ever been a. part of right now because of nothing. you've done because of your father. utilize this this is actually to be. honest with you not the worst thing that. has happened to you this is not the. worst thing yes you have to wrestle with. the idea that your father is a violent.

psychopath moving on. it's interesting though you know you can. take that and run with it and there. might be something good to get to. use it. I mean this is the time. to really examine your life and I just. think it's a very personally I feel it's. a very exciting time of renewal. for that family it's maybe.

and people might not agree with this but. in my mind. it's probably the best thing that could. have happened. make that photo bigger. this. is the best thing that could have. happened to those three people. without question. without. question this is a good thing ultimately.

for those three there's no way he was. such a great dad. there's no way. now you are. you've become interesting people your. life has Stakes now it matters. you get up every day and you're. examining things your heart is racing. people are staring at you they're. judging you you're taking long drives on. the Loop Parkway at 1am the music's. blasting you're in it the life that was.

passing you by that everyone else seemed. to be living the interesting [ __ ] that. everybody else went through on reality. shows or in magazines now it's happening. to you. I mean and they don't even seem grateful. but maybe somewhere down deep they are. but this is life now you have to sink. your teeth into it. I don't know I just I can't understand. people that are that don't.

go at this head first. they want their privacy well that's done. and it's America and it's 2023 nobody. wants their privacy nobody. nobody wants their privacy. does it say what the kids do for a. living. does it say what they do I know one was. pretty young here hold on.

I think it makes you. I think those things are actually good. in a relationship. to have to admit your father is a Gilgo. Beach killer because. it's again it's bonds you. um. so the wife is 60 she was married to Rex. for over 20 years they have two children. a daughter Victoria 26 and a special. needs son Christopher who's 33. all. right well the special needs son who's. 33.

we can't expect him. to really capitalize too much on this. and you know but Victoria 26 really. should. you know. um. and what does the wife say here Google. beaches back Rex human's wife breaks. silence because my children are cry cry. themselves to sleep. her adult children cry themselves asleep. well I well I gotta be honest with you. it's because it's because you know that. that may need to happen for a few nights.

but then I think we need to see this uh. you know differently we got to look at. this to a different lens and um. I would just say that. dude I would reconnect like if my. friend's dad did this I would call him. immediately and I would be like I like I. would reconnect with that person. dude how I mean think about it is there. anything better and by the way I kind of. hope one of my friends dads does do. something like this so I could reconnect. with them we're just taking a walk and.

I'm like man what's been going on he. said my dad's a [ __ ] murderer and. immediately you're close with someone. again and you're really good friends. with them again and it's like it's. actually amazing it's actually. preferable. if someone's father's a murderer because. then you can connect with them on a deep. level here so I just actually don't feel. I don't feel bad for the no offense I. don't feel bad for the family I feel bad. for the hookers who died and I feel bad. for the guy who got caught.

the guy I got caught I feel bad for and. I feel bad for the hookers but as far as. a family if you're 26 and you can't find. a way to spin this in a gold [ __ ] you.