Flood The Rich | The Tim Dillon Show #331

folks if you want to see me live we are. at Coachella tonight no one's coming to. that because it's [ __ ] storming and. it's in the middle of nowhere and it's. January but then where Reno Nevada. Saturday January 21st then we are in. Oxnard California my favorite place. Oxnard January 27 28 to 29th Raleigh. North Carolina the 9th through the 11th. Tucson Arizona on the 16th of February. Phoenix Arizona the 17th through the. 19th of February Monterey California the. 23rd if it still exists Vancouver Canada.

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don't know here. what you don't know is uh Alan is doing. this with her mind. she's making these Waters Rage with her.

mind this is a trick she does something. that's actually rather impressive she's. actually creating all these conditions. uh herself and then standing outside she. uploaded this video uh in Montecito many. of the uh Montecito is an area two hours. north of California I'm sorry uh Los. Angeles uh in the Santa Barbara. Montecito is a very elite uh part of. Santa Barbara where a lot of wealthy. people live like Oprah uh Ellen. Degeneres and Harry and Megan uh were.

living there for a period And this is. the area that got hit the hardest now. obviously Los Angeles had some flooding. and there was some some small mudslides. and boulders were on the street and they. closed some roads and uh there are some. issues in people's yards uh where the. you know if you live on a hill sometimes. uh I was talking to my landscaper she. said one uh one of her clients. um part of someone else's yard. um uh fell just went right into that.

person's pool so if someone is above you. and they don't have a retaining wall. their Earth slides down into your pool. so my landscaper is figuring figuring. that out Ellen DeGeneres though uh is. upset about this as as you know as a res. a long time resident of Montecito uh. she's out there we'll watch the rest of. this video uh this is some type of. um behind her is a creek.

some type of river. uh that is uh flooding what's what's. happening in California now you think. you know someone. um you think you're used to what the. problems could be and. I've lived here on and off for four. years and uh what I've noticed is that. um you know the the population here is. is very very accustomed to fires so too. accustomed to it like you drive down a. highway and it's on fire and no one. cares like people are so comfortable.

with fires in this state because they. happen all the time that literally three. houses away will be on fire and people. in their backyard go ah it's there. that's down there we're not gonna go. nuts people will see fire happening in. their neighborhoods and not leave they. won't evacuate because they will. literally tell well for the fire to come. up here would have to go around that. people are so comfortable with flames. and fire. um and droughts we all have been.

accustomed to the drought who cares it. doesn't affect anyone there's still. water there's a lot of water you can. shower you can drink bottles of water. everyone has a bottle of water uh nobody. is not hydrated because it is drought we. buy water from Lake Mead feed or from uh. you know wherever we're stealing the. water from wherever we're buying it from. we have water we're not now people keep. saying we have less and less water it's. going to be more of a problem there are. now Governors on the uh how much you can.

uh use your sprinkler system so The. Lawns of Beverly Hills and Bel Air God. help us are getting a little brown and a. lot of people have switched out their. grass for Turf because it doesn't need. to be watered and some people are. getting rid of grass in general and. doing a sand kind of rock garden Cactus. thing that looks fine so everybody's. accustomed to droughts everybody's. accustomed to fire people get it [ __ ]. burns down that's okay nobody's really I.

mean there are instances where people. burn up in their houses because they're. up until the last minute they're not. convinced they should leave but the one. thing that nobody has really dealt with. here is flooding and and and you know. excess of rain and I don't want to hear. about droughts anymore if we can't use. the rain now people go well we don't. even the water that comes in we don't. even know how to use it they go we don't. know how to use it it's filthy it's we. just gotta you know it's like well the.

here's the water for the drought figure. it out you can't in two weeks they're. gonna start talking about a drought. again but this has in in. the positives of this is that the lakes. and the rivers of California their. levels are are higher I don't know what. that means I don't know if it means. we're out of the drought I don't think. it does. so so you get. you get the worst of all worlds whereas. you'll still in a drought but it's. flooding but it's a drought and. I've lived here and I I'll tell you the.

weather is never what it's been it's. never sold as you know it's not accurate. whether it's not tropical weather it's. not Florida. um it's cold it's desert it's hot during. the day and cold at night. um it's weirdly overcast in a lot of the. beach communities there's this layer of. Gloom this Oceanic layer uh and if it's. not hot enough it the sun will not. pierce it and it'll just be kind of. Bleak and gray and gloomy it's not what. you think it is here but it's never been. quite this bad this is a new level.

of uh bad for California where people. are like you know getting like tragic. shits going on like people are. a kid was like Swept Away. on like I don't even know how that. happens he's like oh like his parents. something tragically happened where he. ended up getting swept I mean this is. like biblical [ __ ] and. um nobody's prepared for this except. Alan who created it let's watch the the.

end of her little plea. to our house never flows ever. probably about nine feet up and it's. gonna go another two feet up we have. horses ready to evacuate. be nicer to Mother Nature because Mother. Nature is not happy with us. stay safe everybody. now Ellen brings up a good point that we.

need to be nicer to Mother Nature now. get up Ellen's real estate portfolio. because it's very important. to always think about your actions in. relation to the balance of the world. like the navi in Avatar. um so let me just read this uh first. um. first uh sentence here in the article uh. this is uh uh Ellen Degeneres and her.

wife Portia de Rossi the title of this. article in architectural digest is. inside Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De. Rossi's endless. real estate portfolio. endless is the word in 2022 alone the. couple purchased four properties and. sold three. and. Ellen has a Ellen's house at Montecito. get get that up because she's got a.

mid-century modern in Montecito here's. the thing with Ellen she always makes. really good real estate choices they're. always pretty [ __ ] dope. and they're stunning. and so she's got this house in Montecito. she paid 21 I believe it's 21 million. dollars for it. uh oh sorry the Ellen DeGeneres sells. Bali inspired Montecito property for 33. million I wonder how big it's a 9.3 acre.

compound. now let's see how big that is and square. footage if we can find. there's square footage on that. um we know it's 9.3 Acres. I wonder how big it is but. I I don't know what Alan means I. understand when she goes we should be. nicer. to. mother nature but. you know she owns.

tens of thousands of square feet of real. estate that needs to be heated and. cooled. all the time I mean this is. you know this is not like she doesn't. own like a bungalow she owns a lot of. proper and I own houses there's nothing. wrong with owning houses not as much big. as hers. but you know it's nice to say. um she's got a 4 000 square foot.

property. but this is not there's no way. that that's the one that sold for 33. million I would be shocked. um what does she mean by that be nicer. to Mother Nature I mean it's like a nice. thing to say but I don't know what she. means by that. maybe she knows mother net like maybe. she knows these gods and she has a. personal beef with. uh Mother Nature you know I mean I don't.

know it's it's um it's possibly. something that you know is happening in. a realm that we don't know so she's got. you know about 11. 000 square feet she's got. um. four bedrooms ten bathrooms and about 11. 000 square feet it's the sprawling. property comprising 18 000 square foot. main house and a ten thousand square. foot guest house.

um and and so this is um. so this is one of her properties. that we're looking at between the guest. house and the main house about thirty. thousand square feet of real estate that. Ellen has. and God bless I mean but again it's like. you'd you'd be you'd wonder what. being nicer to Mother Nature would mean. if you had 30.

000 square feet of real estate for one. of your homes. just one of your homes get up some more. um. examples of how bad this has gotten in. California this has gotten really bad. um kayakers are paddling uh in Santa. Barbara and Madison and with Santa. Barbara's where really wealthy people go. when they're kind of through with LA and. they're bigger than LA and they don't. need to be here they go up to Santa. Barbara and they go up to Montecito and.

it's not right that they have to deal. with this to be to be honest with you. it's actually not right because they've. made it out they've gotten out of Los. Angeles or away from the homeless. they're up in their Hamlet they're in. this small little beautiful kind of. country idyllic Coastal Country Town. with the 33 million dollar uh 30 000. square foot home and uh you know it's. ugly they're closing highways people are.

dying the death toll of this storm I. think the last time I checked was at 12. 12 people had died in the California. storm. um. and it's not a dignified death 17 are. now dead it's not a dignified death. dying in California in a fire makes. sense dying in a flood is stupid it's. like silly and it's like crazy to even. admit people that that you know are.

affected by this don't even want to tell. people how you died. um massive Los Angeles sinkhole swallows. two vehicles but they rescued the. passengers. the Earth is opening up big holes are. opening up in the middle of the street. cars are falling in and how dumb do you. really have to be to fall into a. sinkhole unless you it literally opens. as you're on it but people in this state. are so dumb they might just they're not. paying attention and they literally just. try it's a big hole and they just and.

they go right in I don't know if that's. what happened but. um it is unfortunately uh you know led. to death and fatality people are. dropping like flies we've got 17 people. dead. um which is crazy and you know the hope. is that. um you know that this uh rain stops. because the rain doesn't stop La is all. these places these are dirt Hills. they're not really mountains these are. dirt Hills that everybody lives on my. house is on a dirt Hill and if it gets.

too wet all the houses slide off the. hills and they slide into the canyon. um and that's not what you'd want. um but that's a little weather update. here and you know we hope play this. Derek took his kayak down a flooded city. Street in Santa Barbara today. but I mean. every year it happens and every year we. us as a community over at melpes tried. to make sure the drains. stay clear so this doesn't happen to. everyone on the street.

yeah. sorry but I think I need to get back now. all right well listen You'll Be safe and. take care of yourself it's the end of. the world. all right well this is something you. don't see every day. I don't think I've ever spoken because I. don't think I've ever spoken to someone. who is of a Latino designer. she goes which is strange because I've. lived here for years and she does this.

is odd but I felt safe because he was on. a kayak. look at that kayaking down the street it. seems a little fun doesn't it. like it's a little exciting too let's be. honest just a little exciting it's a. little exciting and a little fun. seeing all the and this is what people. this is going to be the double-edged. sword of climate change because although. it is going to kill people and Destroy. things it is going to kind of be a. little fun it's not politics it's.

something to talk about that isn't. politics what's going on are you okay. the [ __ ] weather is not everybody's. kind of dealing with it together it kind. of brings people together I don't even. know if I'm against it. because of the of the of the the it it. it it it it it flattens people whether. you're rich or poor you have to deal. with extreme weather and I think that's. something that actually could be a very.

unifying thing in our society is as. these incidences of extreme weather. become more frequent people are actually. going to become closer you know we've. had a very divided couple of years it's. very divisive politically culturally but. you know no one's talking about drag. queen Story Hour now because. everything's flooded and people are. losing everything and I gotta be honest. with you I think there's sort of. something nice about it this might this.

next era which is going to be 30 to 50. years of biblical fires and floods maybe. actually lovely. like it may actually be so nice because. nobody's going to be fighting about. [ __ ]. if we're all kind of and everyone's. gonna kind of move around the country. trying to outsmart the disasters all the. real estate shows it's kind of going to.

be fun to see like people are gonna go. from the mountains they're going to get. burned out of the mountains and they're. going to go to the the low-lying areas. and then they're going to get flooded. out and then they're gonna go to the. Plains and I mean it's gonna be fun to. kind of watch people. migrate from disaster to disaster. building different properties to. withstand the coming revenge of the. Earth. I mean I don't want a lot of people to. die I'm not a big fan of mass death many.

of you who watch your show know that. I've never been pro-mass death I don't. think everyone can live. but I don't think that. everyone should dial at once I like a. trickling a slow trickling but to me. something like this it's nice to see. Alan in front of the overflowing river. it makes you feel like we're all one. right I think it's a little nice to see.

a raging River she's a little nervous. you go all the money she's got all the. property she's got she's still subject. to the same Natural Forces. that we all are. so it you know if if if a celebrity were. to kind of get it. if a celeb yeah you see in her eyes. she's a little bit like hey what's up. now. you know.

she is gonna be fine she's gonna be safe. she can be airlifted out but is it's. nice to see. people of means a little panicked all. the movies that are coming out now. whether it's triangle of sadness or the. menu these are great movies that talk. about class everybody wants to hit. wealthy people. Beverly Hills Bentley everybody wants. Louis Vuitton everybody pull up.

everybody wants the wealthy to die. everyone wants a wealthy to die now this. is a fact. and seeing these if if if if if. we start seeing a few Mansions get. damaged this could be very cathartic. for people and I'm not saying that this. should happen but everybody really wants. some Revenge because the recession's. coming you can feel it you can feel it.

now it's going to people are starting. to you know the layoffs are here and. then following the layoffs will be. some pain and in order to make that okay. if we saw a couple of Montecito Mansions. really get it. it might make us feel better so I'm just. saying there is going to be an upside to. climate change I always try to look for. the positive there is going to be an.

upside to uh the the chaotic destruction. it will affect rich people. and that's what you want. it will damage the homes of wealthy now. yes they have other fine yes they can go. other place sure but just as a visceral. image it is nice to see a couple of rich. people's horses drown. not that you have a prop but you know.

like the idea maybe not even drown but. Waist Deep if you see a Montecito Ranch. and the horses are ways deep. and you see people panicking Harry and. Megan ordered to evacuate Montecito. Mansion amid deadly California floods. this is what we want this is what we. want this is good seeing rich people. have to flee their homes because of. fires and flooding makes people that. don't have money a little happy and.

isn't that what everything's about at. the end of the day is people just being. a little happy. so that's what I think I'm very bullish. on weather I'm bullish on extreme. weather I am as as a unifying thing in. our society I am bullish on extreme. weather and in fact I think we should. have more of it and if we can't if it's. not happening naturally manufacture it.

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dot is the drug for type 2 diabetes and. every and I didn't know I didn't. understand how this drug worked by the. way and I I started reading articles. about it and I spoke to some people on. it it's actually you have a chemical. revulsion to food when you take ozempic. like if you take goes up which is a shot. it's a syringe it's a shot. and what happens is you actually become. disgusted. with the idea of food you're actually.

like repulsed by the idea of food you. want to you start throwing up if you eat. too much you start throwing up you start. like heaving I have friends that say. they it's it's hard like they can't even. get food down it they it's like you know. a drug that you would give to somebody. you know there are these drugs that for. example make alcohol make your body not.

tolerate alcohol and it's a way to fight. alcoholism where it just it's a drug. that makes you basically go I am uh you. know I'm no longer getting any of the. benefits of alcohol and this is what. ozempic does to people with food it's. like. um you know it makes you look at Food uh. the way that some people you know would. look at a drug. like heroin where you look at it and you. go I would never do that get that away.

from me keep that away from me and my. family I don't want to live in community. now the problem is it is necessary for. Life Food you have to eat. and there's people that aren't really. eating they're taking a bite or two and. then they're going and vomiting in the. bad this is what his epic is you you. take a bite or two of food and then. you're like okay enough for me and. um obviously it's now there's a shortage. of the medication that's in those epic. because everybody with type 2 diabetes.

is like what the [ __ ] is rich people in. Hollywood not me yet rich people in. Hollywood are able to take this [ __ ]. they're able to get it their Beverly. Hills doctors will write prescriptions. for this medication that was for people. with type 2 diabetes which by the way. isn't that the one you give to yourself. anyway like isn't that the one that. you're kind of responsible for you. weren't born with it you acquired it so. it's kind of like hey man everybody. we're on what's like if you have type 2.

diabetes you gave it to yourself you got. it. so if you no longer have the medication. to fix it it you like to now rich people. in a rich fat people and poor fat people. are having like a little Civil War over. this drug of zempic and this drug of. zempic is really becoming like the hot. weight loss drug Remy Bader went on this. drug who was a. um she's a plus size model she's like a.

curvy model. and she talks about this she goes on the. drug and I guess she has some success on. the drug afterwards she just complete. she stops taking it okay. here's what happened she stops taking. ozempic Tick Tock star Remy Bader says. stopping his epic Mater Benji didn't get. so much worse. she stops taking this drug which by the. way you can't do you're not able to stop. it if you start ozempic you cannot stop.

ozempic you're in you're in and all the. Kardashians around this epic most of. Hollywood is on his epic all the people. that claim that they are you know. incredibly healthy because of lifestyle. choices and trainers. maybe but a lot of them are on drugs. lycosempec they're on drugs and they. have doctors that write prescriptions. for drugs. um Bader Remy Bader she's goes on those. epic she stops she starts mauling taco. trucks like something out of a horror.

movie she's just like a zombie except. you know she's not going for human flesh. you know but she's out there saying I'm. binge eating now like nothing I have. ever done before in my life. because I've stopped taking us epic I am. I am I am out there trying to kill. people to eat now because Bader who's. known for her realistic clothing hauls. on Tick Tock has been vocal about her.

experience with binge eating disorder. I saw a doctor and they were like it's. 100 because you want on a zepik she said. the impact going off the medication had. on her quote it was making me think I. wasn't hungry for so long I lost some. weight. I didn't want to be obsessed with being. on it long term I was like I bet the. second I get off. I'm gonna get starving again. and she did. as soon as she stopped taking a snapback. it the ferocity came back she just.

wanted to eat so you got to be careful. with these drugs I know they seem like. um. they seem like things that are shortcut. it's the. but I'm telling you right now you are. if you get off these drugs you become so. much. more like it's like you basically. putting on a mask you're putting on.

contacts where every food you see is. [ __ ] it's all [ __ ] looks like [ __ ]. people bring a porterhouse to the table. or shellfish Tower or a big bowl of. pasta it all looks and smells like [ __ ]. you can't imagine eating it the fact. that other people are eating it makes. you sick and then you take the stop. taking these epic you take the glasses. off it's no longer [ __ ] and you go huh. and then you're like you remember that.

you haven't eaten and you're like. and that's bad so I don't know what's. gonna happen. um you know I think that you know people. are always looking for the shortcut and. this is certainly a really good shortcut. um but uh I I I I I feel for this woman. who is now um a danger to herself and. others. when she got off this medication. she's like going around Mall food courts. like a like a ravenous animal she's like.

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restaurant called noma in Copenhagen. where the chef Renee roseppi it's the. hardest reservation to get in the world. Noma is a um a restaurant in uh Denmark. in Copenhagen and Renee rodzepi is a guy. that really pioneered this type of. um style of cooking where it was like. foraging where you would you know take. local ingredients that were grown in and. around the restaurant and utilize them. this is a guy you know that kind of. reinvented Nordic Cuisine he was like.

you know I think he was using ants as. salt at one time like ants because they. had they tasted like salt and he was. using ant it was amazing and I'm trying. to get a reservation here before it. closes it's closing in in 2024. because again it's more of the war on. the rich. because people are angry that people are. so rich that as the world is burning. down they can go to nice places and eat.

because it's you're dominating. you know as you know he had a dish go to. noma's duck dish people did not like. this. they didn't like this he had a duck dish. where he basically. he went a lot of chefs are going he went. too far because what he basically did. was he served you a decapitated duck. this is the head of a dock. and what he's doing is he's saying. [ __ ] this doc I'm.

we're rich. that's what he's saying. it's not about food. what bigger lobsters the meat is tougher. you know why they're better it's it's. about power it's not about so what Renee. rodzepi is saying here with this is that. this duck had a family and I don't give. a [ __ ]. just like those people in Yemen. now if if Renee reads Epi at NoMa could.

serve you a yemeni child he would. he would serve you a yemeni child and it. would look exactly like that and people. would eat it. this restaurant no Mom. is a restaurant that's about local. ingredients. and but it's also about incredibly. because this is food called food and I I. have witnessed food culture and I was. and I've been a part of it.

no offense. and I've seen it I've seen the growth of. the tasting menu I've eaten in La. bernadin when I was a child my father. took me there when I was in seventh. grade he took me to the bernadin and. then he took me to Phantom of the Opera. and then he took then he let me he. brought me to a businessman's house and. he made me suck him off and it was the. best birthday that I ever had but I had. been going to these restaurants these. tasting menus uh for a very long time.

and I have an appreciation for fine. dining and they they've gotten more. elaborate as time goes on and and the. menu does a great job making fun of this. stuff the the stories that are being. told about the food the stories that the. ingredients tell about the area food is. about race and about class like the new. writer and the I forget it's maybe the. San Francisco San Francisco Chronicles. always writes about food and class and. you know about what is you know I mean. AOC said something about like Yuka or.

something like certain vegetables are. racist or whatever but this idea idea. that uh you know really wealthy people. are they have they have the opportunity. that other people don't have a lot of. people say why are people fat well they. live in food deserts meaning they can't. get good food they wake up and it's Taco. Bell or McDonald's or Burger King that's. it they don't get good produce no Mom. like most good things in life is a.

little bit of a lie and the LIE of Noma. is that it's about the environment and. it's about the vegetables but what it. really is about is some people having. more than others because it restricts. those good things the environment it. restricts them and it hands them. rightfully so to a small group of people.

that can appreciate them because when I. say he uses ants you go that's gross. answer gross. pizza's good I want more beef you. shouldn't be allowed in Norma you. shouldn't even be allowed in Denmark you. shouldn't be allowed in Copenhagen the. nordics with their beautiful white. bodies not that it's a racial thing they. shouldn't even have to be near you.

they're hairless gorgeous. adonis-like physique they shouldn't. they're all swimmers they'll have. swimmers build it's not too much it's. not like we have where it's like people. are just clumps of muscle you know they. have a nice evenly distributed physique. because they eat [ __ ] like this they eat. fish and tiny little potatoes and nobody. cares about anything you're all somewhat. depressed and they all live by canals. but what's nice about restaurants like. Noma. is that it allows people to truly go in.

there and feel like kings and queens but. in like a really nice modern way where. they're like hey you know we're telling. the story of our of our of our. environment so noma's closing and Noma. has said now get up noma's statement. when they were closing it what they're. basically saying what they're basically. saying is that. in order to. Noma is closing because. somebody said this.

um The Conspiracy people are going Noma. is closing because it's labor practices. are unsustainable. interesting well because they had. interns I think they weren't paying. their interns or something. um but Noma put out a statement. um and they basically said we have to. evolve. um what we're doing right now which is. serving like an 18 course menu to the. wealthiest people in the world we've. been guilted. and we have to stop and now this guy.

Renee red zeppe who's exactly what a. chef should be a psychopath lunatic who. wants to murder. and that's good he's been cocked and. he's now making cheeseburgers for slobs. I mean I'm like so I really want to go. to this restaurant before it closes it. to me it's like it's so it's an endless. war on greatness it's an endless war so. to continue being Noma we must change.

dear guest colleagues in France winter. 2024 will be the last season of Noma as. we know it we are beginning a new. chapter Noma 3.0. in 2025 a restaurant is transforming. into a giant lab a pioneering Test. Kitchen dedicated to the work of food. Innovation blah blah blah they're going. to come up with products there and sell. them in the next phase we will continue. to travel and search for new ways to. share our work our our goal is to create. a lasting organization dedicated to. groundbreaking work and food but also to. redefine the foundation for a restaurant. team a place where you can learn you can.

take risks you can grow they have been. guilted into this. no one likes success people hate it and. this man who had the guts to say let's. serve people animals that are not only. cooked but humiliated. let's humiliate this duck let's not only. cook it let's denigrate it let's chop. its head off and let's put it on the. table and where you can imagine it. having a family and you eat it well like.

there's something about that he had the. balls to do this and there's something. really truly beautiful about that making. people feel like they're in charge of. nature. for a small window before nature comes. and kills all of us but that's what Rene. was doing he's like here's all this. nature and isn't it great and that's all. ours it's ours if you had the. reservation uh which is very hard to get. but now people are criticizing this man. for this and I think it's disgusting.

Noma was about it was the last time in. our history that we were going to. control nature the Flora the fauna it. was the last time we were going to be. able to sit like kings and queens and. eat everything look at all this. beautiful Bounty around us [ __ ]. sustainability [ __ ] everything eat it. delectably put it in our mouths eat it. before the coming Ice Age. it's the last thing we have left now. you're seeing as the weather gets worse.

as climate gets worse as inequality. worsens as all of these things happen. restaurants like normal are going to say. I remember after 9 11. in New York City. when a lot of French restaurants seem to. be in bad taste for two reasons number. one the French were little they weren't. exactly on board with our Middle East uh. genocide after 9 11 which was kind of. weird of them. um so people were spilling out French. wine in the street we were calling. french fries Freedom fries but also this.

idea of having like a three-hour tasting. menu in a very opulent palatial setting. when uh 3 000 of your fellow citizens. had just been seared for lack of a. better word uh was disgusting it was. grotesque people said so that's when the. Green Market started coming into New. York City dining uh people like Tom. colicchio uh started talking about Green. markets and like all the restaurants. became raw materials it was wood it was. brick it was exposed steel beams and it. was different it was not that you know.

pretend things got real after 9 11. things got real and people were like oh. maybe the way we go out the way we enjoy. ourselves should be reflective of the. changes culturally that are happening. that were brought on by this horrible. event that made things more real almost. over nine now with Noma you have a man. who for the last decade or you know. thereabouts has been able to. you know show people that you know the.

best of nature it has to be tamed. nature cannot exist without being tamed. so he tames nature the animals the. plants and he brings it to you in the. most amazing way a former Noma intern. describes his time at the restaurant to. the financial times as as a as akin to. being kidnapped from Life due to the. grueling schedule this is now the. Revenge of the losers so the losers are. going to come out I didn't have the time.

he's a genius. he's a gene you're decapitating Ducks. he's a genius the man's a genius he's a. genius you dumb American [ __ ] or. copenhagen-ish [ __ ] whatever same [ __ ]. Denmark [ __ ] you lazy [ __ ] you're all. lazy did you Scandinavians are so. [ __ ] lazy there is a word in Denmark. I forgot what it is that basically means. don't stand out like there's a word in. like nordiculture that means like enough. already with your special things blend.

in blend the [ __ ] in here's one guy that. dared really to show people that the. most Royal and Regal you will feel is is. taking these precious things that you. see all around you and putting them in. your body eating them. and he's been guilted by Communists and. by Hollywood and by the worst. degenerates that have ever lived and. they're trying to ruin their ruining. these and I haven't even gotten to go.

yet and I wanted to go and this is one. of my they closed a bully in Spain from. an Adria's restaurant where he did. Molecular Gastronomy he'd take things. and make them into gases and potions and. he'd be like look that was an orange now. it's a little ball of gel and they. closed that restaurant okay and Noma was. my Mount Everest I'm gonna try to get it. because I'm not I'm gonna stop eating in. restaurants this year for the majority. of the year. um while I do my um.

ozempic cleanse and they were they're. going to put me into the body of a a. small uh child that was killed in the. Chicago Fire I spoke to the person who. did Kardashian Chloe I spoke to the same. Necromancer they're going to put me into. the body of a child where I can be. reincarnated because I have money now so. they'll reincarnate me into the body of. a child that died um in their in the. Triangle factory fire and maybe in New. York I don't know but this is what I. because the body has to be completely. charred The Necromancer is explaining it.

to me I don't know but the body has to. be completely charred and then I could. you could the soul could be. reconstituted it's not a big deal but it. starts with this epic you you prepare. with those epic and then you are. reincarnated into the body of um someone. else but my point is that I've always. wanted to go to Noma this is a. fascination of mine I took to Sam Talent. who opened for me the great hilarious. Sam Talent go by his book. um and and I would say Samuel we gotta. go to Noma nomenoma Renee where's Epi. Nazis knots in the whole the staff they. fear Him in there and and listen because.

listen. you know folks it's a war it's a war. it's a war. being fought right now and people that. want mediocrity to win are in the lead. people that want failure to win are in. the lead and. I don't know what to tell you I don't. know what to tell you but listen people. go oh I don't have a life because I'm a. Noma and I feel like it's been kidnapped. from my life what the [ __ ] were you.

gonna do anyway Hans what were you gonna. [ __ ] do anyway. this is a genius he's he's jumping the. heads of ducks. he's doing things with vegetables you've. never even seen this man is is allowing. the people who've ruined the planet to. ruin it just a little bit more before. the planet turns on the planet is just. turning on us all don't you want to have. one last [ __ ] you to the planet don't. you want to have one last middle finger. up piss on the [ __ ] don't you want to.

just run through the Brazilian. Rainforest with a [ __ ] flame torch. just before. it's over fully for us and that's what. normal is about to be Noma was the about. total dominance. over the natural world before it kills. us but like Renee rodzepi now has been. bullied I'd love to have him on the show. please reach out to me come on and they. made this movie The Menu which is. hilarious and lovely but it's about this. crazy chef and I love it I think it's. great it's a great movie.

um but you know I think and they don't. know if it's ynoma closed or why I. didn't close or whatever but at the end. of the day this this very and you know. this new thing now where it's like. really uh tasting menus where we procure. these very expensive rare ingredients. and serve them as wealthy people there's. something inherently wrong with this. will you stop. what about these clubs where people go. out and they spend. tens of thousands of dollars on booze so. they could go to a VIP lounge and they. could stand there in a club that's okay.

that's okay but somehow a restaurant. we're a genius. humiliates. the natural world in front of you abuses. it [ __ ] mushrooms in the face. molests ducks. there's something wrong with that. well that's my that's my take on it I'm. sad as closing and I hope to get a. reservation before it's done because it. does signify to me it's the end of an. era you know that era of fine dining.

that era of. um you know total utter and abuse of the. natural world which is so integral to a. great dining experience you really have. to uh humiliate things that should. there's just nothing you have to rip. things out of the ground you have to. cook them you have to kill things you. have to take clams and scallops and this. and that you have to do it this is what. the Native Americans believed the Native. Americans believe that all of these. things were for their benefit and.

somehow we've gotten away from that. these vegan freaks are out there saying. that you know oh you know. we don't need to be the Native Americans. would use every part of the animal this. was the thing for the coat and then they. would eat it and then they'd make the. necklace and people you know and we've. gotten away from that now where we think. that like if we dominate the natural. world at all we've done something. horrible but I'm saying it's too late to. make peace with the Earth so we need to.

[ __ ] it up a little more right before. the Earth comes for its great Revenge. and that's why. um I'm sad about the closing of Noma the. greatest restaurant may be of all time. in Copenhagen Denmark an unimportant. place that no one it's the only reason. anyone even thought of Denmark is NoMa. the only reason the truly wealthy people. went to Denmark was to eat at NoMa and. it's sad to me that uh this man uh you.

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Bitcoin hit a bottom or are people like. you know all these exchanges have gone. out of business it's suffered all this. bad news but at the end of the day is. Bitcoin going to climb back up. I remember in the height of Bitcoin. there were all these ideas you know with. nfts that there was going to be secret. restaurants nft and I was really excited. about this nfts it would get you into. secret restaurants. you know and that nobody would be able. to get into exclusivity is not a.

horrible thing it's not the worst thing. um there's worse things than that if. there's worse things than people going. out to dinner and you you can go to Noma. and be poor you just have to make. choices and stop giving your kids. everything. takes from them and give to yourself and. you can fly to Copenhagen and go to Noma. it really depends on what you've got. Foodies have gone there they're not all. rich it's just something nice there is. something to me about this idea that. Excellence is wrong and that Excellence.

has to be destroyed and that everything. good has to be common I'm telling you. man this will be society's going to get. very ugly very quickly if this across. the board is embraced that everything. good has to be common and that. attractive people are the anime rich. people are the anime. um 18 course tasting menus are the enemy. they are not the enemy in fact they are. your friend sitting in a restaurant and.

having 18 plates of. you know endangered animals and plants. brought to you is. ideal. it's lovely it shows that you've done. this planet the way you should do it. okay and this idea that across the board. that everything has to be common. everything's a cheeseburger we all love. a cheeseburger we all love a a sloppy. slice of pizza we all love a a 3 A.M. disgusting of a [ __ ] with a an old flame.

at a bar or something everybody loves. the common things but we we must strive. for better things for great things for. things that mean something. you know and I think that as a society. right now unfortunately we seem to be. embracing this narrative that just. because it's only for a few people it's. bad and that's not true. not everybody's going to be able to. appreciate Noma not everyone's going to. be able to appreciate anything.

so why are we restricting uh. you know the people that can appreciate. things from from enjoying them so. someone else better open something and. it better be more ostentatious than Noma. it better be more expensive more. exclusive harder to get in. really really poor taste I'm talking. about people paying hundreds of. thousands of dollars for everybody maybe.

it's on a boat. maybe it's not tied to the laws of any. country you know I don't know I'm just. spitballing but I'm saying that like we. can't completely go to war. on the specific. in favor of the general it's it's ugly. it's it's base not based base bad. it's low rent it's not good don't shame. people.

on the basis there should be no shaming. don't know my shame don't tasting men. you shame. people. the same way you don't want a fat shape. don't tasting men you shame don't wealth. shame don't privilege shame if you can't. get on a plane and go to Noma that's. [ __ ] your thing. not everybody has to [ __ ] you know. and this guy Renee red red zeppy Renzo I. don't care what his last name is I know. that I'm pronouncing it it's fine I.

believe it's red zeppy red and zeppy but. but he. he fully Revel look at this man all this. guy's thought about since he was a child. is having the best restaurant in the. world look at look in his eyes close up. on those eyes look at this man's eyes. he's not even in his own body he's no. longer in his own like every person. who's successful he is somewhere else he. is in a prison of his success and he. will only um be let out of that when he.

sheds his Earthly form. and don't you want to eat it that right. you want to eat this poor guy is going. to make burgers now he's gonna make. [ __ ] Burgers he's gonna be nice to. people why would you like what do you. like we could put anything on your. burger you want is that the way you want. to go out you [ __ ] freaks is that the. way you want Society to end like like. him violent Geniuses having to be. neutered and made to make cheeseburgers. for the sloths.

it's not right. so we hope that the weather in. California gets better we are cautiously. optimistic about that I do see the. benefit of a little. unease and I think you do too now that. I've explained it but we don't want it. to be we don't want to go overboard so. there you have it there are some. thoughts about what's going on this week. Tim dilloncomedy.com we have all the. dates up there for tickets patreon.com. the Tim Dillon Trail for bonus content. uh the episode of Joe Rogan was a lot of.

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