Eurovision & Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tart Movie | The Tim Dillon Show #392
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show we are sorry we missed last. week I was at the uh kill Tony show at. the uh Forum in La what an epic night of. Comedy I believe you could still. purchase that for the Netflix is a joke. Festival I appreciate that I was in the. uh elevator with the CEO of. Netflix and I you know was very uh shook. my hand he said people say nice things. about you and I said thank. you and I was in the in the the car in.
the elevator with my agent and I was. just telepathically saying my agent just. don't say anything and he didn't but the. CEO was a very nice guy you know we have. a lot of fun with people on the show and. you never know who's upset or not we. don't. know we'll revisit that later because we. got to talk about a few things I don't. want to talk about we got to talk about. this new Seinfeld film and I don't want. to do it this is not the part of the job. I really enjoy doing to be quite honest.
with you CU I love and respect many. people in that film I do have to discuss. it though I actually have to talk about. it it's happening uh it's something that. is happening in the culture uh that film. unfrosted The Story of the. Pop-Tart I have to discuss it and I. think he gave a great commencement. speech at Duke and there was only a few. uh young kids that walked out and the. media acted like everybody walked out. like the entire crowd got up and you.
know Jered at Cherry Seinfeld and then. you know stormed out of the graduation. but that's not what happened there was a. few kids that were you know protesting. him I guess for being Jewish because. it's not like he was doing a. commencement speech going kill them all. you know that's not what he was doing he. wasn't up there being like they. shouldn't even get Aid like that's not. what he was doing why would they get Aid. humanitarian Aid I can't really even.
the point is he's not doing that he's. just talking about you know political. correctness or whatever he's on now and. I think he made a lot of good points. about you're going to need your sense of. humor you're going to need your sense of. humor and a couple of people left and. they got mad but I thought he did a. great job but we got to discuss that. movie because I. mean the mo the scenes I've seen this. here's what I would say in Gaza right. now I have seen some of the most. horrible things that have ever seen on a.
my phone you look at your phone and you. see. children crushed by Rubble bleeding I. mean in the word you any moral person. cannot look at these images and not be. affected this Pop-Tart thing worse worse. somehow more disturbing it's actually. more disturbing than the Kaza images and. they are bad I just said that I just.
said that so don't come at me and yell. at me now I just told you these images. are I've never seen anything and they're. all over the place and they're on your. phone this would have changed the way. people felt about the Iraq War if you. were in the grocery store and there was. a live feed from Abu gra prison where. they were you know torturing people and. you were at the deli counter in the. grocery store and you were going I half. pound a Cracked Pepper turkey you know.
then you got to stand there while they. do it and you can't look too impatient. because you have to go well you know I'm. a lucky guy that I don't do this right. that's a whole game at the deli counter. you can't look too impatient you have to. take stock of the choices you've made. and what well you know that's right you. know everybody will they'll come out of. this they'll come out of this Del. counter life and they'll go somewhere. else I'm sure but you know that's not. happening but you just got to stay there. anyway and kind of go H half pound of. and then you can't yell the next one.
until they fin you know because they. give you a look if you're like and some. h no you just you did no no no I'll get. it well well no worries don't worry and. then there's someone next to you and. you're all holding numbers you're like. did they go it's a whole thing um but if. in that during that process when you. were trying to figure out how quickly. can I yell the next meet at this you. know probably now person with Down. Syndrome now that's. working how quickly can I yell the next. meet at this this thing behind the.
counter so that I don't look bad you. know sometimes you go and you yell three. meets and the press down syndrome is. just like d and I go yeah that's right. you're right I'm wrong it's. true if during that time you pulled out. your phone let's say it's 2004 and you. were just you know or 2003 four five. whatever and you pull out your phone and. you just saw a live feed.
of torture from Abu gra just these naked. guys that were shivering and pissing and. [ __ ] themselves and being beaten by. guards and being uh woken up in the. middle of the night and screaming and. having night terrors and them being. stacked up on top of each other all the. while you were waiting at the deli. counter for a Cracked Pepper turkey. maybe a honey turkey uh a B's Head ham a. Black Forest ham whatever the case may.
be pound of macaroni salad pound of. potato Sal if you were waiting at the. deli counter and you were just watching. people being TW I mean scre you hear. screams you hear scre if you take your. phone out now on any app by the way I. don't even I'm not even on Tik Tok like. that I'm usually I'll go on Instagram. and just put you know post a link to a. show like I have at the Ryman in. Nashville in June that's what they call. integration.
and I will just take it out and then you. know you know you get a few cooking. videos you know and. then and it's people running and fleeing. this onslaught of uh bombing and you. just have to close it pretty quickly or. or some every now and then someone will. catch you watching people screaming and. fleeing and you just have to kind of. look at them and shake your head you. have to go you have to like this you.
have to. go not good and if you could because it. is a thing now how much of the. war can you consume and how much of it. can you consume publicly it's a new. thing it's a new this is a new episode. of Curb Your Enthusiasm that never came. out because they ended the show but it. would be like Larry and Cafe watching.
the Gaza war and it would be very loud. and it would just be. like and then people would be like will. you can you please put your phone on. silent um but it's terrible this is. terrible this thing that we're all. watching unfold uh and this Mass. starvation and the mass and and this. Pop-Tart. film is worse than this in ways I can't. can't.
explain it's actually work in ways where. you go I'm. watching babies get made into. soup with my money and I didn't say yes. I did not coign any of it and. still I would not switch over to this. [ __ ] Pop-Tart. thing because it's it's terrible.
and I love many of the people in I went. to Barry Weiss's uh wife's book party. the other night I was there many other. luminaries Lloyd blank fine the head of. uh Goldman Sachs Gren Carter the head of. Vanity Fair Ariana Huffington myself. members of the New York media elite were. there Barry Weiss's wife Nelly balls has. written a new book let's get it up it's. called Morning After the revolution. dispatches from the wrong side of. History Nelly balls now let me explain. to you what this book is about it's not.
a political book I thought it was more. politics here's what it is Barry Weiss's. wife Nelly was Shipwrecked in the Indian. Ocean when she was a young reporter and. survived for 30 days literally on a. piece of floating scrap metal and she. survived by eating her own. [ __ ] for 30 days that's the only.
nutrition she got was eating her own. [ __ ] that's what this book is. about that's what this is about so if. you're interested in that and I am. that's why I read. it it's crazy who would think to do it. but apparently if you're floating on a. piece of scrap metal in the Indian Ocean. you just start eating your own [ __ ] for. sustenance that's the whole thing and. it's.
good it's a good book it's a little. repetitive towards the end when she goes. and I while eating my [ __ ]. again but it's true I wanted to talk. about this young guy who died at uh. Goldman Sachs because was it Goldman. Sachs maybe it wasn't it was a Wall. Street firm he was 35 years old and he. died because I believe he was also a. Green Beret yeah he was a Green Beret.
Bank of America Bank of America and this. guy died this is sad he was 35 years old. and he died um and no one you know he. had a cardiac thing right yeah cardiac. event just something uh from two weeks. two weeks after he completed a big deal. right so now no but nobody knows if uh. you know but here's the deal his death. came after he had allegedly been working. some 100 hours a week for several weeks. in a row so he had an acute coronary. artery.
thrombus I'm not a doctor and you know. now everybody's going should these. Investment Banking guys work a hundred. uh hours a week and die. yes yes this is part of the thing I. defended this and I read I actually. wrote something if you go to timdan. talks. tumblr.com this is something that. I wrote years ago when this happened one. of the Goldman interns jumped out of a.
window and this was a debate again they. always every now and then they have. these debates in the finance World. should we be as hardcore as we are and. the answer always is. yes and this is something I wrote about. this at the time again I'm disgusted. Goldman Sachs has banned the allnighter. and ordered interns to leave at midnight. because one died in the shower and. another jumped out of his window. because he was quote worked to death.
boohoo who if you can't take the heat. get out of the kitchen Finance is a. culture about pushing yourself to the. extreme and the all nighter is a wred. passage for many Young finance guys if. these guys wanted to be [ __ ] they. could have been teachers the reward is. Extreme wealth if you make it through. this grueling process people should die. and everyone should pour out some Don. peran and move the [ __ ] on we never. heard about this during the ' 80s when. Wall Street was dominated by cocaine.
snorting alpha males now we've got a. bunch of adderal eating nerds raised. under grai and bullying seminar so yeah. full of these some of these tulips are. going to jump out of Windows these. people are soldiers in the war of wealth. we've criminalized success in this. country we love failures and Saab. Stories We cater to weakness we've. become an after school special we've. bought in you the idea that people don't. earn their money it's put under their. pillow at night this idea helps all than. nothing sleep at night so let's bring. back the all nighter I want these kids. work to the brink of Insanity I want.
them jumping out of Windows I want them. dropping debt of exhaustion I want them. tough China is coming after all every. litter has a run the problem with this. country now is that everybody's a run. every no good town employee union. student should be worked to death what a. glorious way to die what happened to Bob. he was worked to death people get into. Finance because they don't want to end. up janitors cleaning up some kids puke. in the cafeteria they have more to offer. the world but sometimes they're wrong. sometimes they're the janitor Roll Along. but they can't face that I don't blame.
them so they decide that the manly thing. to do is remove themselves from the. equation altogether they're correct so. they try to fly from their window but. they end up splattered on the concrete. jumping out of your luxury apartment. Window is better than never having a. luxury apartment in the first place. don't let anyone tell you different. that's something that I wrote in I I. don't know I believe. 2015. 2016 what I'm saying is this is not new. this is not new none of this is new none. of these debates are.
new all of these Finance guys really go. hard and occasionally. somebody somebody bites it and I don't. it's sad he had a wife and kids and I I. understand the human. cost but you know somebody has to. die it's sad stop showing his photo it's. like he's from the beyond the grave.
creeping me. out need to look at his photo while I. make this. argument I'm saying. this you want to respect what if we said. no one in the military can die what if. we said that would we ever say. that nobody's gonna die imagine giving. that speech at West Point and none of. you will ever die no people die all the. time and this guy chose to dedicate his.
life to making exorbitant amounts of. money not even inhuman amounts of money. he wanted to close. meteoric uh deals massive success gobs. of money more money than most people. listening to this show could ever. imagine in their life more money than I. can imagine he wanted the kind of money. that inherently has some risk associated. with it making that kind of money is not.
easy it takes a strain on your physical. and mental health emotionally and if you. want that kind of we cannot protect you. if you want to be a spy you may die if. you want to be an elite athlete you may. die you know these are jobs that require. more than what you should give my job. doesn't really require that not really. that's why I do it that's why I do it it.
requires just. enough but an elite athlete it requires. a lot you got to get up you know when. you're an elite athlete every day you. have to get up every day in the morning. and like do a you have you have to have. a routine in every morning because. you're an elite athlete and you push. your body to the left and some of those. people they die some of those marathon. runners are in great shape and in the. middle of a marathon they go and they're. done and that's just what it cuz you're. pushing your body when you are trying to.
make mountains of money. God God money money money sometimes. you're going to drop dead and. unfortunately that's what happens and I. know that we want to protect people from. that we want to try to create a world. where that doesn't happen but this guy's. a type guy he was a Green Beret this guy. was a legit Green Beret and he didn't. die there he died on Wall Street but. what are you going to do you can't make. Wall Street into something.
that is different from what it is it's a. place where type A people. go to make more money than any human. being. should in questionable ways they're not. inventing anything they're not you know. it's not like they came up they had this. great idea they're just low to the. ground sucking money out of the system. keeping your ear low to the ground and.
when you do that sometimes you have to. spend a lot of time so instead of. sleeping or treating your body you know. you are out you're not treating your. body with the respect it deserves you're. out there making money and and and. sometimes you have an event and it's. unfortunate but there's nothing to be. done this happens every few years an. intern can't take it that's what I wrote. that thing about every now and then an. intern jumps out of their wind well then. well so what. so what what are we supposed to do you.
want it or not do you want the money or. not no one forced you to do this you. could be a teacher in. Minnesota you don't have to be a Wall. Street. guy it's like the. military that's what I'm saying it. really is if you take it seriously. Finance should be a. religion it has all the you know. characteristics of a religion you devote.
an inordinate amount of your time to. something. unseen that doesn't make a ton of sense. but it's okay because it's like you know. the idea that having a billion dollar a. billion dollars is like. God it it it's there but not for. everybody and you want it you don't know. how you're going to get to it but you. know there's rituals that you can do to.
get you closer to that thing that you. want and this guy wanted the Big B he. wanted a billion dollars he probably. wanted more they want to be billionaires. these people and the way to do that is. to sacrifice your physical and emotional. well-being in order to get there there's. a lot of the comedies like that too you. try to be a comedian for years and. you're broke and you sacrifice. relationships with your friends and your. family and you sacrifice you know having. a good work history and a credit score.
you have nothing to say for yourself in. your early 30s people go where the [ __ ]. have you been what did you do for a. decade and the answer is nothing and. then you either get successful people go. oh we get it or you don't and then. people just go yeah that guy's a bum if. you fail as a comedian you're just a bum. you're a guy that's spent 10 years in. bars so I don't know what to do every. now and then people you're and I feel. bad for this man and his family I'm a. human being. you.
know this. poptart movie has to be talked. about and I don't want to do it because. I actually really like Jerry Seinfeld I. think he's a great stand-up comedian I. think he's got a nice family I love Jim. Gaffigan and Bill Burr I think these are. the greatest living comedians they. Legends um I love everyone else in the. film Kyle dunigan whoever I'm telling. you right.
now I was in my business manager's. office the other day and this lovely. woman I brought up the movie and this. lovely woman who's slightly brain deed. but that's okay she goes I said did you. see this and she goes yeah it was good. because that's all they're allowed to. say in Los Angeles someone goes yes it. was good and she smiles and I go yeah. but it was for like kids though and she. goes yeah for kids like they just agree. so this film which I believe is.
fictional other than the fact that the. Pop-Tart does exist and was. invented is. about the the. Pop-Tart it's about the. creation of the. poptart and it's. about how that changed breakfast for. millions of American children here's let. me can we talk about another layer of. this that's just odd. it's just a little the timing is.
weird during the marketing of this movie. and this is no one's fault it's just the. timing I am watching in Gaza on my phone. children be pulled out of. rubble and then I'm seeing an ad for the. breakfast movie on. Netflix where Jerry SE is talking about. how Pop-Tarts Chang the game for.
millions of American children and I'm. like wouldn't any of these kids in Gaza. like a Pop-Tart would any of them like a. Pop-Tart what's the breakfast they're. eating right now it's just an unfor it's. unfortunate timing is what it is you. know and I'm watching this movie. and this whole thing about children and. breakfast and this being like this.
massive. I it it it. maybe when you have a billion dollars. which I believe he. has the things that interest and. Fascinate. you maybe are not the things that are. relatable to other PE the fact that they. made a movie about this the fact that. this was interesting enough to him think. of everything in the world think of all. the things that have ever happened in.
the world just think about it let's go. with it I don't know where you are maybe. you're jogging driving to work whatever. the case may be just think about. everything that's ever happened in this. world of ours every uh invention. Innovation advancement achievement. conspiracy question anything you would. Ponder at night something you would. think about as a kid when you were. camping in the laying there in the tent. going what's the deal with this world. we're in all of those things. now you have a billion dollarss and.
you're going to make a movie is the. invention of the. poptart. worthy of making an entire and putting. every comedian that's ever. lived in this movie about the making of. the. poptart and how it. changed people's. lives can you look up what year the. poptart was invented uh I think it was.
1964 but find it. offici it's a nice family. film meaning you can watch it with your. family and nothing's offensive but the. kids are going to leave the room you can. watch it with your kids. so Smithsonian Magazine in 1964 Kelloggs. changed breakfast Forever by introducing. poptarts to the world. was this such a big deal am I not am I.
nuts was this like the biggest event in. the. world I don't. I'm we weren't really allowed to have. like poptarts for even my white trash. Boomer. parents like wouldn't really let you. have Pop-Tarts for breakfast were there. like millions of kids I mean I guess I. don't get it this is like if I made a. movie about uh the invention of the.
yodel and I and I had a billion dollars. and I made a movie about the invention. of the yodel and I put every comedian in. the world in this movie about the yodel. being made and I was like in the 1990s. like this would be the. trailer you. know in the 1990s there was a snack cake. invented that changed the world the. yodel and people would go Tim Dylan's. lost his [ __ ] mind he's out of his.
mind now that guy used to talk about. things that had some value and now he's. lost his mind when were yodel invented. by the way I don't know when they were. invented can I make that movie should I. have turned around to the CEO of Netflix. in the elevator and wi how about the. next one's about the yodel and I do it. can I do one about the. yodel I should have gotten right in his. face can I do a movie about the yodel I. want to do a movie about the. yodel oh they were introduced in 1962 so. every invention is [ __ ] every movie.
about any of these things is retards and. bell bottoms and how about Shake Shack I. want to do a movie about Shak. Shack how Danny Meyer decided to put the. Burger on the potato bun and I'll just. sit there in Madison Square Park and. I'll be like in. 2009 there was an invention called Shake. Shack that allowed this fat country to. get even.
fatter and I have every comedian in the. world is in this. movie and they all do a fine job I'm not. going to any of the comedians here it's. just the movie The jokes aren't really. funny the premise is. insane I don't understand and I'm not. again I'm not trying to be negative. about. it it's just. crazy you have Hugh Grant playing Tony. the.
Tiger here's what's also funny about. this this is what. Unleashed Decades of obesity in this. country Decades of cancerous sugar. addiction and they kind of goof about it. but it's not ever treated as it should. be like the invention of the nuclear. weapon the poptart like marketing uh. sugar to Children the way we did was. like like probably one of the darkest.
things we've the the whole movie should. start where it's just legless fat people. in hospitals and it should have been a. documentary and Jerry Seinfeld should go. up to a a guy who's got uh one leg and. and the stench of the room is making. Seinfeld almost vomit because you know. you can get Grand green when they cut. off a leg and Seinfeld is standing in. this room and he says to the nurse he's. like is there anything we can do about. the smell and he's just in interviewing.
this man whose leg has been cut off and. he goes what happened to you and the guy. starts by saying I was raised on. Pop-Tarts and I got diabetes and and. they had to saw off my. leg see that's the real movie that. should have been made Jerry Seinfeld. should go interview morbidly obese. bedridden people whose sugars ruined. their entire lives and he should have to. stand there and try to be a uh try to.
have Humanity with them like when. someone's laying in the hospital bed and. they go am I going to die and he goes I. don't know Jerry Seinfeld should have to. hold the hand of someone who's. dying that's what this film should be. this goofy film where it's like Snap. Crackle and Pop you got everybody. play I'm just. saying. Ted he's like who is this idiot was this. fat idiot get him out of the other way.
Ted I want to do one about the. yodel it's called swirly cream swirly. frosting and it's about the yodel no I. want to make a film about the. yodel and I want have Lou CK play the. the yodel king or whatever the [ __ ] no. one can say no to any of these people at. this at this amount of what no Jerry. Seinfeld could have pitched anything it. was just yes there's nothing he could.
have said that they would not have uh. said yes to by the way he could have. said anything he could have been like. the stapler I want to do a movie about. the stapler and they all went well oh. yeah he goes cuz it's funny you get an. accidents you ever get a staple in your. palm they go yes it's yes yes yes. whatever you want I just want to get to. that point in my career where I could. just come in and say something and say. this is this is how the meeting should. have went with s tell me you want to do.
a movie about the creation of the. poptart let's do a movie I want to do a. movie about the creation of the poptart. no but I really like Pop-Tarts yeah no. that's all that's all right that that. should have been it it should have just. been. no no that should have been no should. have been no nope move on that's all. that's all we're we're not doing that. we're not doing that why because it. seems like it'll be really. stupid I'm the CEO seems like it'll be. dumb oh wait Amy Schumer plays margerie.
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a little bit of the stuff they're doing. here in Gaza um and uh I messaged them. and I said I want you guys to come on. the pot I want to donate money to these. guys because they are out there as Gary. ve would be creating content in a war. zone but they're actually doing this you. know play play one of their things. please 28 of sharing our daily routine. in war zone I woke today to get some. bread and unfortunately the bread is. really expensive nearly $6 because there. is a of flow after to meet and we.
started the day then we went to the. chess club as it was the third day of. the. tournament today was really special day. because of that we hit the 100K and I. want to tell you guys that you are. literally changed our life big thanks to. you guys we want to support these guys. and I messaged them and they said that. the Wi-Fi and Gau is not great for them. to do a podcast appearance I mean these. creators. I mean they're always lazy these. creators let's be honest I've dealt with.
them all over the place I get it uh no. but in in all seriousness these guys are. out there in a in a hell they're living. in hell and they don't even have strong. enough Wi-Fi to watch the Pop-Tart. movie now I want to support these guys. and I want to donate money to them and. I'm going to donate money to them um and. don't yell at me and go well it's. actually going to go to Hamas so a. little bit goes to.
Hamas it's still they're kind of. outmatched it's not. like it's going to change the whole. thing a little b a little bit money goes. toas but these kids are actually trying. to keep themselves. sane in an environment that I would uh. that I imagine is I couldn't think of a. worse. environment I couldn't people you know. are dying people's families it's unreal. and it's you know any any moral.
person uh and this is not to excuse what. Hamas did this is not to say that Hamas. is good or that October 7th didn't. happen or any of the conspiracies that. are out there um it is to say that um. watching these scenes coming out of Gaza. if you're a moral person should disgust. you it should make you upset and and. anybody who's dealing with that and this. Rafa invasion is a massive and huge. uh mistake it's a red line and the.
United States government is now kind of. pulling back and the Biden. Administration has kind of made it clear. that they feel like this is. a uh complete. disregard for human life uh in a way. that you know the the the official US. Government which again is incredibly pro. Israel but at this point going into. raits this you know it's all these. people have been told to flee to Rafa. and now you're going in.
there there's no plan there's no plan. for a post tamas Gaza there's no plan. for an international Force to keep. things safe this is a massive. humanitarian catastrophe you have people. being starved you have people being um. driven from their homes you have people. that can't get clean water you have. people that cannot get operations uh the. majority of these people are not in. Hamas they are not Hamas combatants they. are not Fighters these are civilians. many of them are young people and they.
are being killed and it's a it's a it's. a moral nightmare it is an absolute. disaster if you are a moral person which. not everyone has to be and it's your. choice but if you have any morality this. is not something you look at and just go. well you know I mean so what worth bad. that's no that's not the that's not. it well you weren't upset about all. right all right. relax and I'm not saying that the you.
know the white kids in Colombia with the. you know wearing the Muslim scarves and. banging the drum that's not silly and. ridiculous we know that and certainly. they're not helping their case with the. death to America chance and saying that. Israel shouldn't exist and that uh. because I'm a pragmatist I'm a realist. so the reality is you need two states. for two indigenous peoples uh now. whether the Jews are indigenous or not. they they certainly have an argument. that they are uh the Palestinians. certainly do and you need two states and.
when I grew up everyone talked about a. two-state solution and everybody was on. board with that the government of Israel. drifted to the right there was no longer. a discussion of a two-state solution uh. this kind of um whatever it was this. Siege blockade became the reality people. in Gaza were living there it's a perfect. uh recruitment tool for. terrorists and you know I mean this war. is a perfect recruitment tool for. terrorists as well where people watching.
this are becoming enraged and many of. them. that are you know young people uh or not. even young people any any person that is. maybe desperate and wants uh feels. powerless or hopeless and is driven to. commit acts of terrorism the images that. came out of Abu gra become a terrorist. recruitment tool I think the images that. are coming out of Gaza become a. terrorist recruitment tool by the way. you know who shares that assessment with.
me anyone that. thinks so the the problem here. becomes how do we end this how do we. stop this because this is you know. become a disaster and again you know. this is not to say that Israel should be. wiped off the face of the Earth which. again is where're the Colombia students. and where a lot of those protesters are. going to get things wrong because when. you're a prag IST which doesn't really. have that much there's not room for.
pragmatism at a protest per se that's. not how what they're designed to do. they're not engineered those people. they're they're things that are run on. emotion they're trying to get attention. I get it but if you're a pragmatist you. got to figure out a way to rebuild Gaza. and give these. people uh some restitution here because. you know like I said I mean we're going. to try to have these guys on I mean it's. been tough they dm' me back and they. were like listen the wife is not great. but we want to support them any way we. can so we're going to try and we might.
do a thing with them and release it. separately than a podcast you know we. might just throw it up on the YouTube or. whatever and and put a link in there so. that you guys can kind of help them and. their families because it's unimaginable. again if imagine. that you were living in that situation. it's completely unimaginable in the same. way that if you were an Israeli whose. child was kidnapped from. you um or daughter was. raped uh or any of the the people that. are still missing their loved ones and.
don't know if those loved ones will ever. come back I can't imagine what that's. like you know what I mean I cannot. imagine what it's like to have a member. of my family kidnapped by Hamas now I do. imagine it all the time and I've tried. to make it. happen but it doesn't. work so I'm just saying that that is a. difficult. thing let's talk now about euro vision. because I'll tell you right now. folks Eurovision is something I've paid.
very little attention to in my life and. I am. sad Eurovision has like Dutch. rappers they have like. Ukrainian uh SCA. bands you have like Swedish like Seline. Deon won it in 19 I believe 1988 or 1998. I forget probably. 88 um. but Eurovision is a contest it is a.
contest of bands from all over Europe. they banned Russia last year or a few. years ago and they were like you cannot. compete because you invaded. Ukraine. now what has happened is Israel's in it. and Israel advances to the finals people. are getting mad they go you banned. Russia now we're man in Israel and this. woman Eden Golan and we're going to play. her song later uh for you.
but a lot there's a lot of tension in. this contest it happened in Malmo Sweden. which is a town with a a big Muslim. population in Sweden and they're doing. Eurovision here and the Israeli singer. Eden Gan needs all the security and it's. a you know backstage it's tense now. they're all dressed up in crazy ways get. the win now this winner is Nemo this guy. who wins EUR Vision this is Nemo right. here this is Nemo now Nemo is from.
Copenhagen Switzerland. Switzerland he's from Switzerland and. Nemo can we play any of these songs can. we play any of these songs can we it's. copyright so it's it's. tough God damn. it well Nemo does a a rock opera about. his their. Journey um discovering were. non-binary which doesn't exist but still.
there's a journey to it and it's Nemo is. up there they're up there singing about. being. non-binary now they break the award can. you play the press conference where they. break the. award Israel was actually doing really. well there was this demonic fawn from. Ireland who really hated Israel this. demon this Satan fawn from Ireland which. I kind of like. because you get Eurovision they wear. these crazy costumes it's insane you.
really thank God for black people after. you watch Eurovision because you're like. man I mean this is what happens to white. people in music when they have nothing. else going on they're dressed up like. fawns and some of them are dressed up. like I I don't even know like mythical. creatures from Middle Earth it's like. the LI the witch in The Wardrobe they're. just they come right out of nnia play. the press conference this is. uh Nemo the the the person who won.
Eurovision doing a rock opera about the. Journey of finding out they were. nonbinary oh this is clearly like a. double standard and and um as I say like. I I broke the code and I broke the. trophy maybe the the trophy can be fixed. maybe your vision needs a little bit of. fixing too every now and then cuz this. this person broke the trophy when they. handed them the trophy they broke it or.
something um play can we play a little. bit on Twitter of something that they. did uh I mean here's him breaking the. award yeah. yeah he's like an idiot person is like. an idiot breaks the award I mean it's. like they kicked out this guy Juiced. Klein who did a song called Europa and. they kicked him out cuz he started. started with the Jews backstage I think. and Juice Klein is like this rapper from.
Amsterdam or something I don't know he's. a Dutch rapper and he does a song called. europop and all the songs are like I. live in Europe I like it I will die in. Europe that's the words literally can we. play a music video on here uh it depends. on who is the publisher of it it's. Juiced Klein from Eurovision he's a. rapper he's a Dutch rapper is he going. to sue us juice are you suing. us because as a Critic of Israel juice.
if you sue me that's a pretty Israel. move but he does this song called. europop and he's like we are Liv in. Europe I like to go Europe and you. realize how terrible music is in many. cases when you leave America it's like. crazy. bad get up the Irish demonic. Fawn because she uh was upset they were. like what happened when Israel Advanced. to the finals and she's like oh I cried.
I cried I. cried there she is Irish Euro visit. contestant cries after Israel makes the. final so now people in Ireland are mad. at Bambi Thug Bambi Thug is the satanic. Irish Fawn and Irish of the Ireland of. very Catholic country a Protestant in. the north but Bambi Thug was a vocal. critic of Israel and when Israel. Advanced Bambi Thug was upset and cried.
she's like. a so. much. just now this uh Eurovision contest been. very controversial we explained why we. get. it and um but this young woman this Eden. Goan she's a a pretty woman attractive. young lady and she has a song. and I don't know why everyone's.
angry let the woman sing a song she's. not the defense minister of. Israel so I'm like let's play this song. which I believe to be I think kind of a. poppy love song yeah I don't know what. they do at Eurovision but again I think. it's like poppy love. songs and stuff like that so without. further Ado and we got special. permission to play this song from her.
people which by the way is nice because. a lot of people don't. Grant special permission to play a song. like this we could not clear Juiced. clein's song apparently. but this is the song is called. Hurricane by Eden. Golan and this is her entry to. Eurovision. let's hear this woman out a little bit. here this is uh a.
regular nice song she before she. recorded this she said she wanted to. bring everyone together through music. this was her hope Eden Gan. [Music]. hurricane kill them all kill them all. until they're dead and then when they're.
dead kill them. [Music]. again kill the babies kill the teenagers. kill the old people kill their dogs and. cats kill them if they're thin or. fat kill them in the hospitals kill them. in the. schools kill them while they're playing. soccer. kill them from above kill them from.
below kill them from the left and from. the. right make them into vapor make them. into. dust make them into a science. experiment bury their bodies in the dust. bury their bodies in the dust then drag. them back from hell and kill him. again kill him again kill him.
again I'm going to burn you with a. righteous. Fire I'm going to burn you alive and. then I'll burn you dead I'll burn you. dead I'll burn you in my house this is. my house and you are in my house get out. of my [ __ ] house you didn't live here. before. me do you like the taste of my gun do.
you like the taste of my gun do you like. the taste of my gun do you like my gun. in your mouth my guns in your mouth my. guns in your baby's mouth I put my gun. in your little baby's mouth kill them. all it's not genocide. [Music]. it's a. song it's not.
genocide I'm here with pride do you like. the taste of fire do you like the taste. of. blood blood is coming for. you rivers of blood there rivers of. blood You're A Vision I want to. your. [Music].
vision that was Eden Golan. hurricane an entry to the. Eurovision you know after hearing the. song I do understand why it was uh. controversial you know I do understand. you hear some of those lyrics some of. them are you know it's quite violent and. a little. suggestive but art is Art you know and. uh was Eden Golan song uh uh hurricane. from the Eurovision contest summer is.
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do I've been to a restaurant and I'm not. smoking cigarettes again post Malone had. a bunch of cigarettes who was smoking. them and wanted me to smoke with him to. support him and I did Kill Tony but a. lot of people. are upset now restaurants cannot afford. to stay open they cannot afford to be. closed and uh it's. because this is an article of drudge. this is because like. you know it's it's it's a real problem.
the. way people are acting. up the shocking state of the restaurant. industry we can't afford to be open we. can't afford to be closed in October. Lauren and Peter. limos locked the doors of their. Chinatown sandwich shop for what they. thought would be the last time in late. March they flip wax papers lights back. on not due to Newfound success or. windfall but because they couldn't. afford to shut down. after closing Chinatown we realize we. still have our lease we still have our. loans from the covid loans the bills are.
still coming in we can't afford to close. we can't afford to be open wax paper. husband and wife team are hardly the. only ones facing an economic crisis. interviews with more than two dozen. chefs restaurant tours policy makers and. advocacy groups refilled pointed concern. over the state of the service industry. in questions of. longevity people. are you know there was a time for. example it's happening to real estate. agents right now the the job of real.
estate which is is is a low rent. profession that only a few people make. money in it's a low rent profession. okay it is now being. glamorized on the internet and social. media and and Netflix and all of these. reality shows right this idea. that number one a very small amount of. agents in real estate sell luxury real. estate and a very few of those agents. that sell luxury real estate actually. sell it and actually make any money um.
for many people real estate is a second. or a third job or a waste of time or. they rich people that are bored whatever. it is but the uh job of a real estate. agent which has been you know you're. just a uh you know basically a you know. you're a you know somebody said it. recently developer and I liked it you're. a bottle service girl real estate agents. are bottle service girls you're just. opening doors. three bedrooms four bathrooms this that. the other it's all you.
do um but that job a lot of people after. these shows like million dooll listing. and selling Sunset people got into that. the restaurant industry had that years. ago it was a it was very. glamorous people like the idea of being. part of the restaurant business because. all of the reality shows were you know. Chef. Centric ooh I want to be a chef I want. to work on the line fine I want to be in. a restaurant well being a chef is hard. you're a junkie a lot of times you do.
drugs you don't see your children or. your wife you don't care about anyone. you hate them you're obsessed with your. uh. craft you toil in relative obscurity and. then you die pretty young that's most. chefs most people that work in. restaurants you know shows like the. bear you know not withstanding are not. happy if it's a tough job it. sucks unless you in a really good.
restaurant and you're really good at it. and people tip you and you feel good. about where you happen to be but most of. these service industry. professions what happens is someone. makes a show about them where everyone. seems hot and it seems fun and you're. like that's [ __ ] amazing and then. there's a a period where everybody gets. into that job for while was.
bartending in the like late 90s early. 2000s people thought it was like a great. job to be a. bartender Coyote Ugly look at my. tits and then you know people got into. bartending again cocktail Tom Cruz 1988. there's lore with a lot of these jobs. people get into them because they see. them on the screen and think they're. getting that. experience there's a lot of people.
leaving the service industry right now. because it's not what it's not Top. Chef It's Not Top Chef that's not what. it is even though shows like Hell's. Kitchen it's like well I'm getting. yelled at but it's like somebody. Believes In Me and they're holding me to. a high standard that's not what it is. you're working at Red Lobster you're. working at red are the chef's a. pedophile it's not Top Chef it's not.
Hell's. Kitchen you're working at like the. beastro in the Marriott the new like you. know Starbucks Marriott beastro whatever. it is you're heating up a fota sandwich. for some you know some [ __ ] fat woman. at Conference of dental hygienist and. she's like can we get this going it's. not what you think it. is and unfortunately it has been. represented as something it isn't so.
people getting into the service industry. thinking that it's going to be something. and then they realize it's actually a. hell here's why it's a hell there's no. more cash can't get a cash. tip that was nice in the 90s or the. early 2000s and even mid 2000s it. started to go away people would hand you. cash I still tip cash it's great to have. cash we are in a cash. Society now you cannot get tipped with. cash so the tips are all on the grid now.
and you got to split them with. everybody even the people that suck used. to be able to take money out of your uh. used to be able to take money and put it. in your pocket and act like you didn't. get. it that was great that was good now you. can't do that you're on the [ __ ]. grid you're on the grid people are too. educated about food now they ask you too. many questions about the food they have.
too many allergies they have too many. restrictions they have too many requests. they're remaking all of the Entre can. you do this can you hold that I don't. like this H what is the Lamb crusted it. like it's a problem now it's not I'll. have the lamb anymore it's a five minute. interview it's a dissertation on every. medical problem they've ever had and. their children they're annoying they'. have already seen the lamb dish being. prepared on YouTube before they come.
into the restaurant they know the menu. better than you they are demanding in. ways they've never been demanding before. it's annoying to deal with these. freaks people used to come into a. restaurant get a steak and cheat on. their wife it was nice limited. interaction with the waitress limited. get her over get her out of there I look. at now the waiter's been at the table. for 9 minutes what's going.
on why is he still there because they're. discussing their strategy for the meal. waiter should never be your friend this. have you dined with us before have you. ever been here before all that crap no. there was stoicism they were colder they. came to you hello what would you need. they were they're not supposed to be. your buddy stop crouching don't get on. the floor don't touch me don't be around. me I don't want your face in my fa like. get away be soic be colder here's what. we have in the 9s the restaurants owned.
you you were lucky to get in you were. lucky to be there no there are no. substitutions the chef will not be doing. that. now you are the chef of the restaurant. you're the manager of the restaurant you. make all the decisions you design the. food you tell it does anyone have any. dietary restra no no no no no they have. to tell you what they've got or they die. when you give up your Authority you. never get it back say it again with me. now and and you know who knows this.
daddy poot Putin knows when you give up. your Authority you never get it back. okay whether you're a Russian oligarch. or a mall Steakhouse if you give up your. Authority you don't get it back if you. democratize the experience if you let. the inmates run the Asylum it and by the. way there are servers right now that are. like they're going Hell Yeah Tim and. because they know I'm correct you've let. the inmates run the Asylum now you have. you've let a bunch of people come in and.
tell you how to run your restaurant oh. they don't want to dress up they want to. dress like pigs well I guess we make it. a ho down because they want to be. pigs I used to go up to oh no you a. dress code you're not allowed in you. don't have the things on we need we have. requirements out. out now people go well people want to. dress in sweatpants want to Dr like pigs. so then you have to adjust your. restaurant where everyone can be a pig. now you've given up Authority you have.
no Authority anymore you're not running. the show that you're not curating an. experience. anymore that's the issue I'm not saying. you have to have a dress code there's a. lot of great restaurants that don't have. it but if you want to have one you. [ __ ] should it should be enforced I. might not go because I'm going to. sweatsuit after the time but that's fine. you don't need. me the point is you have to to have. authority the meals are the. meals we're not doing your meal you're.
not designing your. meal we are serving this the chef thinks. you should eat this why don't you try it. oh what you're a 36y old who can't try. fish you can't try something you're 36. years old you're not a four-year-old try. a spice you haven't heard of oh it's. actually a little spicy and I gu get. stomach things take a [ __ ] M or. whatever it is Tums take a.
thing you can't I go out to dinner with. people now it is a doctor's appointment. they tell you about oh my stomach. actually I have think just shut up order. whatever you're going to order that. corresponds with whatever disease you. have diagnosed yourself with and move on. but this is why the service. industry because at one time it was a. little bit glamorous and it was a little. cool and there was a reason to like we. work at a really hot restaurant but now.
because it has been we have transferred. the power to the consumer fully. fully they are now in the driver's seat. can you imagine that you take off an. airplane and the guy comes back and goes. hey slob with the pretzels get in there. get in the cockpit why don't you try it. it's doesn't work it never works it. actually never works when you let the. people determine the.
course of the. experience and how it should happen it. doesn't work you have to give them. something worth coming back for and the. only way that's ever going to happen is. if you rest control of your. establishments back from these [ __ ]. monsters no phones we don't do phones oh. well then actually need it for the. marketing they need it for the mark they. need people to have five phones on the.
table one lighting the food the other. snapping photos no no no no no you don't. need it figure it out hire marketing. people figure it. out you don't need people running around. the restaurant with. phones say no phone we don't do phones. here can you do you know how amazing it. would be a no a restaurant where they go. no. phones take a bold stand. you might not have liked that Eden Gan. song but that that was taking a.
stand but this is what I'm saying I'd. love restaurants forever and my family's. in the business I know. people and I'm telling. you I don't care about this article it. doesn't even make sense the problem is. they're they're hinting about a real. they're complaining that nobody's making. money they don't know the cultural it it. it politics is down stream the great. serial Marone they you want to know my. favorite story my father was a wine. salesman once tried to sell wine this. restaurant they threw at the back they. walked in they go oh thank you so much. great to see you because they didn't. want to make a scene up front they threw. him right out the back in the alley like.
the Irish slob he is the Irish are. thrown. out the Irish go to the alley in the. back I'm just saying you've given up too. much control I don't respect you anymore. I cannot respect you anymore if you are. you should be unwilling to compromise on. certain. things restaurants are not about Comfort. like hotels hotels your job is to make.
people comfortable they're at their home. it's their home restaurant it ain't your. home this is an experience you're paying. for and if you don't let us curate it. for you it's going to be a disaster if. you come in and demand exactly what you. want we have a vision here we have a. vision and if you're going to [ __ ]. muck it up with your vision you're not. going to like it and no one's going to. like it and then it's not going to be. fun to work there it's not going to be.
fun to work at a place that's not. cool that's not fun that's why. everybody's leaving the service industry. now because they're like wow this isn't. cool anymore because we've made it. uncool it's a nursing home we've made. them these restaurants into nursing. homes they're clinics people come in. with problems. well hi hi can you come here hi. the chick the roasted chick see my hus. my. husband I don't want to get into it but.
my husband has this stomach problem. where if if he has any type of spice he. will have to use the bathroom for 36. hours so is there any way that you could. come and tell me every single spice. that's on the chicken because my husband. he's had a lot of problems they caught. him masturbating in his car by his. school two years ago but he's not a.
pedophile he was just very. nervous and his thing with. lactose is that if there's too much. cream in the mashed potatoes he gets. really gassy about it and he's had a lot. of problems with. lactose when he was young he fully had. sex with his sister and he impregnated. her he impregnated his sister and of. course she got an abortion I mean thank. God I mean now maybe you wouldn't be. able to but back then they were in his. family was Catholic you know but of. course you're not going to have your.
brother's baby I mean that's crazy so he. fully impregnated a six sister at 14. years old and she was 13 but she was. fully impregnated and they took her they. were going to take her to a Convent but. they were decided they didn't want a. [ __ ] baby because they think that it. would come out like with a third eye or. something so they actually took her to. get an abortion but they've always had a. weird thing since that obviously even. though they were both young but they've. always kind of had a weird Rel. relationship since then um and and so. you know what's interesting about her. she's allergic to.
avocado and she's here so when she gets. here just if you canot even mention. avocado with her because it reminds her. of her abortion it's just too. much go watch. unfrosted good night.
