Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter | The Tim Dillon Show #492

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. The Straits of Horus are now open. I believe in a stunning achievement. of international diplomacy. And we're still maybe, or maybe not, I believe, doing a blockade. and then they might close again. I ran as threaten that it's by the minute now.

By the minute, as I was driving here, I was on my phone trying not. to swerve into oncoming traffic. Reading about the updates to the straits of. before moves I Iran threatens to disrupt shipping in Red Sea. unless the US lifts the blockade. And this is as. of a few minutes ago. So they're going back and forth. and I don't know.

if you don't like it, vote well. And everyone's talking about the midterm. Well, the midterm, there's not gonna be any midterms. Israel is gonna nuke the midterms. There's no midterms out there. The fantasies you people have about these. midterms are hilarious. There's no midterms. Israel's fully new king. The midterms will be in a war with Turkey by then, and you'll actually support it.

It'll go the other way. because you're just gonna start to accept it. But there are no midterms. Sorry about that. I know it seems like a nice way out to do the midterms, but at this point, I don't know. Does anyone, does anyone feel. that the midterms are gonna happen now? I think they, I think they should happen. And I think the Republicans should lose. They've gone back on a lot of their campaign promises.

But does anyone feel the, like the midterms are how, I'm just asking out there, does anyone feel great about the midterms? Like you and your buddies go to the bakery. and get a vegan, you know, little apple thing. and you're like, I'm gonna vote on the midterms. Does anyone feel like that's gonna go on? I hope it does, by the way. I hope it does. But it just feels like by that time, what do we get about a year?

Midterms are about a year. Well, I hope they happen. But Trump might go to BB. and say, listen, here's the deal. You need to nuke the midterms. Like, we gotta figure this out. And Bebe is gonna understand that. Bebe's gonna go, listen, the last thing I need is the Democrats to come in. and then this guy to get impeached.

and convicted and removed. We're working here, we're doing work. We can't have these things. Now say what you want about Israel. But here's the deal. They are invested in our country. They are Israel's a friend that has chosen. to take a keen interest in our activities. Some friends you have are very casual. I know this. You have very casual people in your life.

that don't really care what you're doing. Oh, you're diet and good for you. And then there are people that take a keen interest in. your behaviour. Maybe some would call it smothering. A, a friendship that, a closeness. that's rather inappropriate. It might feel stifling. It might be a little claustrophobic at times. But that's the relationship we have with Israel right now. It's a, it's a friend who's taking a keen interest in.

what we're choosing to do. And if need be, they might nuke the midterms so. that they can really get close to us and, and really be our friends. I don't know. I'm hoping that doesn't happen. People got mad at me, you know, the press went wild about the assassination attempt thing. I said in Butler, they're reporting it everywhere. And, and I'm like, well, number one, Joe Kent said it.

He didn't say it was staged, but he said, there's things about the assassination. we don't know. And we, he said, I couldn't, I wasn't allowed. to investigate it. And he was like the deputy director of, he was the intelligence chief, the deputy czar. of whatever the fuck these things are. And he was told you can't investigate it. Cash Patel's, FBI said, you're not allowed.

to continue to investigate the Butler shooting. Trump shut down the investigation, the administration shut it down. Kent was like, I was also blocked from. investigating Charlie Kirk. Now, does Joe Kent wanna run for political office? Obviously. Does he wanna be the president? Yeah, sure. Does he look at Vance's weakness and go, I can get in there. And then he looks at Rubio. and he goes, well, the neocons are gonna throw all. the money to Rubio. And Joe Kent goes, I got a sharp jaw.

He's got that jaw, he's got that looks maxing Jaw. Tell me Joe Kent doesn't look like C clavicular his dad, like he grew up Joe Kent. Get up Joe Kent and then get up. Clavicular. and Joe Kent. They look kind of similar, like Joe Kent looks like the older version of clavicular. because he has that, he has that jaw,

very shapely. What's the term for that? And why am I not saying it when someone has a, a real cut jaw like that? Well, anyway, Joe Kent, he just, he, he looks like a guy that would be president. So he wants to be the president. No, this is, that's another, but, but does that mean that he's making it up? Does that mean that Joe Ken's lying? I don't, I don't know if he was lying. I feel like they would charge him with something,

but he hasn't been charged with anything. So he's just coming out and he's saying these things. and then I, on my show, say what he said. They leave him out and they come at me. and my whole thing is this. And I, and I'm not gonna, I did it last week, so I'm not gonna talk about it. I'm just saying, I, if Trump said I staged my own assassination attempt, I would not be angry.

I would laugh. It would bring back some levity into this. fucking goddamn world. It would be fun and silly. And if he sat down with Barry Weiss and CBS. or whoever, Tony Doole or whatever, and explained how he did this, we would be riveted. and we would be back to fun. Back to fun. So everyone got mad at me for that. And they're gonna say, they're gonna also get mad at me. for the suggestion that Trump.

and Israel might nuke the midterms. But I'm just saying, I'm asking anyone out there, and I'm, I, I, you know, these midterms one, one never knows what could happen. We might be in an another war. We might be in a, in a wider war, and it's going to be, you know, it's gonna get ugly out there.

It's so bad. Sam Altman, this is how bad it is. Sam Altman is attacking himself. Sam Altman is paying employees. to throw Molotov cocktails at his house. This is how you get ahead of it. before the real Molotov cocktails come in. You have to pay someone to throw a few fake ones. And then Sam Altman came out and said, this is my husband. This is my baby. I love my family.

Stop throwing Molotov cocktails at my house. Now, I don't know, maybe someone threw a Motov cocktail at. his house, whatever, and maybe his coder killed himself. I don't know. It's not my business. It's not my business. I see Sam Altman as, as a good example. of a happy gay married man who's trying to open Stargates. around the world to communicate with aliens. and build a super intelligent army to fight a global war.

And if, and if you don't see 'em like that, that's. that's on you bigot. Yeah. Four days. before Trump's inauguration, the Wall Street Journal reported someone named. Tanon Tanon paid half a billion dollars. to the Trump family in exchange. for a stake in its cryptocurrency company. The following day, Altman held a 25 minute call with Trump, during which they discussed announcing a version of chip co.

time so that Trump could take credit for it. On Trump's second day in office, Altman stood in the Roosevelt room. and announced Stargate a $500 billion joint venture. that aims to build a vast network of AI infrastructure. across the US and made the administration rescinded biden's. export restriction on AI technology. Altman and Trump travelled to the Saudi Royal Court to meet. with Mohammad bin Salman.

Around that time, the Saudis advertised a launch. of a giant state backed AI firm in the kingdom with billions. to spend on international partnerships. About a week later, Altman laid out a plan for Stargate. to expand into the United Arab Emirates. The company plans. to build a data centre campus in Abu Dhabi, which is seven times larger than Central Park, and consumes roughly as much electrical power as the city.

of Miami. The truth of this is, this is a quote. we're building portals from which we're genuinely summoning. aliens of former AI executive said, now maybe this is a joke, right? Like, as I'm reading this, I can imagine like some cty tech executive going. saying something like this to some reporter, you know, like we're genuinely summoning aliens, but by the way, maybe it's not a joke.

And so we don't know, quote, the portals currently exist in the United States and China. and Sam has added one in the Middle East. He went on. I just think it's widely important to get. how scary that should be. It's the most reckless thing that has been done. now in the middle of summoning aliens. This guy, some guy throws a Molotov. cocktail at this guy's house. And again, everyone should be against that if it happened.

Do you understand? If it happened, you should be against it. and it probably happened. What do I know? I personally, if I was doing what Sam Altman was doing, I would, I would throw a Molotov cocktail at my own house. I'm just telling you a, a strategy that I would employ. I would start doing things. that made it seem like I was a sympathetic figure.

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alien tech now, by the way. So it's interesting. It was, I was with a friend last night, we're in an old mall seeing a film. and we're in this like, you know, I don't know, it looks like that new movie Back Rooms that's coming out. that, you know, that liminal spaces, literally every mall in the country is that film. And we're walking around this mall in Redondo Beach, California, and it's just bleak and dark.

and old and, and sorry, I, I don't know why, what's happening to me, but I have, I have a little, a frog in my throat. and I'm being, hi, my body's been hijacked by Sam Altman. Sam Altman will figure out how to hijack my body soon. So you're gonna see that, you know, what's gonna happen is one. of these tech people quite obviously will bio hack my body, will hijack my system eventually, and they, they will figure out how to do my show. And not only me, they will do it.

to Rogan, they will do it to everyone. We podcasters will begin to be hijacked. by these tech billionaires. and then, you know, they're gonna do what they will with us. And it's not gonna be a perfect, you know, like you'll, my arms will start going and then they'll stop. You know, I'll blame it on some rare. disease, but that's coming. So just know that that will be coming eventually. I mean, I, I don't see, I don't see how it, it wouldn't, but we're in this old mall and we're walking around. and you know, you just, you, you, you,

there's nothing like a mall to tell you. that the old world is dead. There's no physical representation of the death. of the old world than walking around a mall. If you think any of it is coming back, retail, any of it, people gathering film,

like, you know, any of it, any of the things. that you associate with Amal, if you think there is a chance. that any recognisable form. that life is gonna take a recognisable form again. at any point, go walk. around the mall and look. and walk around the ancient ruins of the world.

that you grew up in. And you'll realise, as I'm reading on my phone. about these tech billionaires trying to open Stargates. and these scientists disappearing, they're supposedly working on anti-gravity technology. And I'm staring at a hot topic. in the mall in Redondo Beach. It's like a ghost town. I'm, I'm feeling like I'm looking at the past, like I'm a genuine time traveller.

Walking past, you know, the equivalent of a Spencer's gifts, an Aunt Annie's pencil. Who are the people that would shop at Hot Topic, those fat goths? Do they even exist? When's the last time you've seen a fat goth it? You know, like, I'm sure they're around, but they're not out like they used to be that used. No, I'm serious. Yes, there were a few hot goths, but most of the goths had a few extra.

And you know, that you would see 'em in hot topic. And I would wander around malls as a kid with my friends. You'd smoke a joint, you'd sample some bourbon chicken, you'd get some food. But that world is dead completely. And, and, and you should, you should. If you doubt that, I know people. that are very hopeful about the return of certain thing.

Well, you know, people, people actually are always gonna wanna, they're always gonna wanna leave their house. I don't know. People are actually always gonna want, you know, people like trying things on. Do they do, they like going. and trying things on people like meeting. their friends and going to play. Go to a mall and look at the death of that world. It's not coming back. And you feel it. And it would be crazy if it did. It would be even crazier if it did.

I grew up at malls. We loved malls. Carlin said it perfectly. It's America's two things. Shopping and eating. It's the only two things that it's like a religion. But when you walk around one now you, you're, you're keenly aware that it's, it's the, the, the world is never gonna look the way it did. Drive around LA and everything is for lease, for lease, for lease.

A lot of these commercial spaces are gone. The office spaces are gone. So what's gonna happen to all of these? And by the way, that's Los Angeles, right? There's, you know, obviously there's parts of it that thrive. and it's very big city. But go around the country and you will, and I do, and you will see all of this available commercial space. And you say to yourself, what happens with this space?

Where does it go? What do people do with it? Who takes on these leases? What, what do you open in our, in this country? What's the business you open? You used to be able to open something like. edible arrangements. Here's a, here's a, here's a pineapple. Shaped like a sunflower. We're sorry you had a stroke. That was a business in America. Like a genuine business.

Oh, you're retiring as a biology teacher after 30 years. 'cause you had a weird interaction. with a student in the hall. Who cares? Here's an edible arrangement. Here's a melon. Shaped like a tulip. You gave a back rub to someone. That's not good. I think it's time to retire, Bob. It's time to retire. She was stressed out.

Take your edible arrangement and get the fuck outta here. You sick paedophile. But that was a business. You understand people. that was like a, that made money. I don't know if you had to open a business. Now, I'm not even kidding. Do this. as a thought experiment in your head. to see how fucked we are. If you had to open a business in this country. where, where no one has any money. and everyone hates each other, by the way,

everyone is completely paranoid justifiably. So no one knows what the hell's going on. What business would you open? I mean, think about like what would you open here? What would you open in a city. where homeless people are multiplying? Because joblessness is exploding.

Drug addiction. People with open source that are festering the stench. of skin, rotting the necrosis, similar. to a brown recluse by getting to the bone, the. dead tissue. People wandering around their eyes, bugged out. of their head. The sounds they make somewhere between a human. and a trapped animal in a basement. Eh, eh, eh, eh,

what business would you open now? What business would you get excited with? A cup of coffee. I'm going to the shop, honey. What business? People are terrified of each other. They're scared to be in public. They're waiting for Iranian drones to start blasting them. They don't know what's going on. They're heavily medicated, they're terrified. They're GLP one's gonna wear off.

and they're gonna run into a Chinese buffet. and kill themself. That their stomach's going to explode. They're worried. The GLP one, the healthcare's gonna cut off. and they go, my stomach exploded last week. 'cause I couldn't get the shot. What business? 'cause the GLP ones, now a lot of people market to pigs, to fat pigs. Now the GLP ones are making that harder. And we're pro whatever you wanna do.

on this show to help yourself. We always have been, obviously now, but now, if you had a business for fatty boom baddies, which is a lot of businesses, come, come pig and eat it. Eat it in your car pig. Eat it in your car. That's a lot of businesses, a lot of it from frozen yoghourt. to bakeries to smoothies and slushies. and burgers. and quesadillas that, you know, there's a lot.

of businesses aimed at squarely at the fatty. A lot of businesses aimed donuts. I, I'm not gonna go on here, but you get it. The c chocolatier, like what are we talking? But what are you 10? There's a lot. of businesses aimed at people who, or eating in their car. I've been one of those people. I know what it's like. I know what it's like to shamefully sit in your car alone. and eat in a parking lot. That's a lot of businesses. A lot of people open a business.

and say, we're fat people come in here, they get food. and then they eat it in their car. and they waddle back to the nursery school. and teach the children or whatever it is. But now the GLP wants you here and, and, and, and, and people are kind of cleaning it up a bit. So now then there used to be businesses just. for poor people, debt collection. and you know, the restructuring. of your financial liabilities, the prime's of the world.

And don't sue me, I'll sue you back. But businesses targeted to degenerates cell phone companies. where you had to prepay and they banged you over the head. You know, you get shipped a bunch. of credit cards in America when you're in your late teens. You max them out at college, you fuck yourself up. You start paying for your boyfriend. who doesn't like you as much as you think. And then you graduate in your mid twenties. and you're like, fuck, I got student loan debt. I've got credit card debt. And then one of these places, one of these, they targets you.

and you walk into a mall, strip mall. and somebody sits down and they, they figure it out. This is the great tradition of payday loans. and small business loans and debt consolidation. And so that's a genre of business. for people that are fucked. Are you fucked? And those things are usually next. to the fat businesses because those people, a lot of times, and again, I've been it, are one and the same. So you go see the guy about how to restructure your debt,

then you get a frozen yoghourt and you eat it in your car. and you pray for death now. So those are types of businesses you could open up, right? Then there's like the rich businesses, like the antique stores. We got something really cute. I thought of you. Hi Meryl, I thought of you. We have a table. Remember when you were in here and, and I'm so sorry, but your husband, I heard, I'm so sorry.

Do you know, remember we were talking about that table, Meryl, and you said you needed a little piece. by the window in the kitchen. I, and if, and it and it ha it Merrill, it has a drawer. That's why I called you. It has a drawer. You've gotta see it. You've gotta come in here and see it right now, please. And that's, you know, a rich business. But think about it. What business would you open?

Like what would you get excited about in America today? In the current climate of, in which we live, I give you a few million dollars and I say, Hey, good news. The dream of being a small business owner in America is. now yours. You get to choose what business. you get to wake up every day excited to go to. And people are gonna have to think about this. By the way, the era of the mass layoff is here.

And this is a fun, exciting article. from snap to block to Amazon, a new template. for right sizing. The workforce is spreading through C-suites. and other companies are taking note. So what's basically happening is the C-suites are the. executives and they're basically saying we have. to right size, meaning Snap is laying off 16%. of its staff block lopped off 40% of its workforce.

Oracle is shedding thousands of employees. after Amazon cut about 30,000 in a matter of months. I think Oracle did that with one email. It was basically like to like 20 or 30,000 people. They were like, everybody get out. Welcome to the era of me, the mega layoff. So this is the era of the mega layoff you used. to get laid off in a, in a personal way. That's how bad things are. You used to get laid off in a personal way. Somebody would bring you into the thing, you know,

into the office and go, listen, you know, we're making changes around here. and I wish I could keep you. And I have been fighting to keep you, Nancy, because everyone loves you here. and we all know how hard you work Nancy. We know how hard you were. Oh, please don't cry. Please don't cry. And then Nancy would go, I knew it was coming.

I just didn't think it would be this soon. I didn't think it would be this soon. Because Cliff, cliff is, you know, he's doing good. 'cause it's Cliff is Nancy's husband who shot a black child. and is now, is now under, under investigation. And the good Nancy, we, we, we su we all support Cliff. And we know that child was, was wrong in the wrong, but, but unfortunately Nancy, you gotta go now.

You just get an email, you get a mass email. and they just tell you, you. and everyone you know, pretty much are fucked now. And this is, this is gonna hurt. Like here's what this is gonna hurt. You know, those like outdoor malls. that still have a little life in them. with like a Jenny's ice cream and a pokey bowl spot. and like, you know, everybody's, you know,

they all got back from Coachella. and they're talking about, you know, how. how good Bieber set was. and it was so cool he went back old school like he, these, this is gonna turn those places into Detroit. Those upwardly mobile. six figure earning kind of like. normie core Austin city limits, white converse shoe wearing.

New York City Soho, living, matcha, drinking, you know, they are fucked. That breed of person is unfortunately now going. to be turned into the type of person. that I talked about earlier with the flesh eating diseases. and the schizophrenia that's coming. Now, hopefully these people find a way to avoid that fate. I'm not rejoicing in that. I'm telling you that's what's happening.

These types of people who are used to like travelling. and going to places, these are the people that go. to Thailand. and they post photos of Thailand on their Instagram. 'cause they have the money to do that. They are in trouble now. They are in trouble. The people that think nothing of eating a ribeye. for $125. and drinking a $27 glass.

of cabernet are in trouble. Now. The people that think nothing. of renting a weekend house in Montauk are in trouble. Now they're in trouble. Now the young professional is being hunted. The six figure a year graduate. of a fucking really good private school, maybe not an Ivy, but maybe, but a really good private school,

a thing like a Vanderbilt, whatever. The people that move to New York, that move to Brooklyn, that get a job at the startup. that work in FinTech are being hunted. by the AI demon in Sam Altman. Sam Altman has released a demon to now hunt some of, some. of the people I do find pretty annoying, but I don't want them, I don't want them to end up.

falling off the grid. and wandering around the streets with their children. and living in tents. But those star gates are opening the door. And people say to me, why do you call it the AI demon? Well, number one, it's funny, but number two, I don't know. I don't know what it's gonna do. Maybe it's, they, some people call it a god. Some people say it's a God. and it's, you know, whatever that like Rogan says,

like quantum computing plus blabbity, blah. Maybe that's God, I happen to call it a demon. because I like the world before it. I like the world where, you know, where people would go out. and see each other and talk and have jobs and own things. So I call it a demon. I I'm not engaging in some quasi mystic mediaeval. religiosity here. I'm just using a term to describe. the nothing you want me to call it.

The nothing from never ending story. That's fine. The nothing, if you remember never ending story, the great film from the nineties. where a reu battles the nothing. and the nothing blows through the town. And the nothing just leaves everything. And it all says for lease, for lease, for lease. Open a business here outside the bus stop. in the empty parking lot, open a business. But the people now, now by the way, globalisation has displaced the.

manufacturing sector in America. So if you lived in upstate New York. or Scranton, Pennsylvania. or somewhere in the rust Belt, you've been fucked. You already work at Kroger, you're getting outta prison. Your son's on meth. Okay? Now I'm not, I'm generalising, obviously that's not everyone. Some people's kids run heroin. My point is this, you've been fucked. Oh, your daddy made cars, we don't give a fuck.

Spill an aisle Four, take your heroin. and go to bed. And that's what we did to those people. And we call 'em white trash and we call 'em Nazis. and we call 'em names and we watch them die. and we don't care. And if some of them happen. to die in our cities, we get off on it. We jerk our cocks. and flick our beans. to watching people stroke out on our streets and die. because we feel that we're good liberals.

by watching people die. We have a death fetish people in Portland and Los Angeles. These well-meaning white people, like they do never wanna criticise homeless. or unhoused or whatever. They don't want anyone off the street. They have a death fetish. They, they, they come a little harder knowing someone's. dead near them. Sorry, but that's what it is. Don't love it. Don't love it. But they feel like they're good people. But it's a psychosexual fetish where they like.

to watch people have seizures on the street. and it allows them to sit and stroke their cock. And I don't think it's good, but it is a death fetish that white, the same people. that AI is now hunting, they have a death fetish. because the Kroger people, the veterans, whatever, whoever. are stroking out on the street. and these people don't wanna say anything about it.

They don't wanna offend anyone. And now it's coming for them. And now you stroke out on the street. and now you put the needle in your arm. Savannah, how about that Savannah, who worked at Oracle? Now you put the needle in your arm. Now you are a prostitute. Savannah, you used to work at Oracle. and you're a fucking whore now because you wanna survive. Not so fun. Is it speaking in hush tones.

about, you know, the, the need to be compassionate to people. even though you've never engaged in that personally. civic duty compassion. Well, where are they gonna go? These, we need to let them die outside of Trader Joe's. Where are they gonna go? Well you're gonna join him now. You are gonna join him. Savannah, you are gonna join him. And I hope not, by the way, I hope not.

I am not rejoicing in the idea. of the the young professionals in our country. becoming homeless. I am not. But I am telling you they are being hunted now. by the demon, by the nothing. You sit in an office all day, who knows what you do. There's a meeting at four. You guys get the, you guys get the email about the. meeting at four? Yeah, we got it. It's like a meeting we all have to be in.

Yeah, we have to, we have to be in the one at four. Alright, is it a, is it like a brand meeting. or are we, I think it's an overall meeting. that world is going to collapse. So I think people are gonna have. to start getting ready for that. Ed does not need to be a big deal. If something's been off in the. bedroom, you're not the only one.

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So here's the thing, billionaire Tom Steyer. and ex Congresswoman Katie Porter stand. to benefit the most in democratic. field with no clear front runner. Several strategists said, Eric, Saul Swalwell scandal, tainted departure from the California governor. Which is so funny by the way, as I see Kathy Gryphon. and all these people on threads that were just talking about. how great Eric Swalwell was. This is always funny when they're all like, and by the way, they all yell at me.

'cause I had JD Vance on, they're like, you spoke. to JD Vance and now he's doing all of this stuff. and you have blood on your hands. and you go, well how about you all? Just were saying how great Eric Swalwell. was five minutes ago. And he is throwing women in a closet. He's raping everyone. You were all talking about. how great this guy was literally last week. and he's going around and throwing women down the well. and you all tell me how great he was.

He understands California's the complex ecosystem of Oh, I'm sorry, that sound, that's a woman. that went down the well, can you get up a little news story about what he did? Eric Swalwell, there's all kinds of photos. of him right on just all these women are like, this guy's a creep. This isn't one of those, like a misunderstanding things. I think this guy's a real creep.

You're yelling at me about j jd v JD Vance says. to attack women. He, I don't think his wife even speaks to him. Eric Swalwell, what's going on here? Let's, let's watch a little bit. By the way, the California, the New York post, moving. to California is like obviously not helping. It's just the most hysterical reporting ever. And I agree with some of what the, the, but there's just no need for another media like a, another like psychoed institution in California. Like literally every, every headline from the California Post.

is like homeless trans person chokes taught. And you're like, alright, let's watch this. Here is, who's this? Is this Judge Janine? I think that's Judge Janine. Thank God. So now Judge Janine, now friend of the show, judge Janine. who looks drunk. I like Judge Janine because she's hammered. I looked at a house by Judge Janine in Florida years ago. This is a true story. And, and my realtor goes, you know, judge Janine lives next door.

And she, I swear she walked out. of her house at a certain point, like, like 30 minutes into the showing. It was like a long showing. And he goes, judge Janine. She goes, what? And he goes, this is Tim Dylan. She goes, who? And that was it. And it was that warm welcome. But here she is. This is Judge Janine talking about Eric Swalwell, who apparently was an amazing person up.

until last week when he started throwing women. in his closet. - Someone who was allegedly drugging, choking, raping victims, - Drugging, choking, raping. By the way, by the way, drugging, choking, raping. That's what he was doing. And then everybody on threads, 'cause they're all geniuses, were like, well this guy's great, we gotta throw our. support behind him. And he was drugging and choking and raping people. So this idea that like all. of these people are like omniscient guardians.

of truth all the time. You just supported a guy who was drugging, choking and raping people, which in fairness. to Eric Swalwell was probably legal in. California 10 years ago. But the point is this, all. of these people are the same people that will attack. any person who thought Donald Trump had a good idea. That doesn't mean that he had a million good ideas,

but he had some good ideas. And he still does by the way. He's just chosen to not do anything about any of them. And instead we're invading Cuba, which is not. what anyone signed up for. But these people with no irony. and no self-reflection at all, who supported the drugging, choking, raping Eric Swalwell up. until 10 minutes ago will tell you. that everyone should be omniscient. and know everything that's going to happen. Give it up for, let's listen a little more here to Janine,

friend of the show Judge Janine Pirro. A lot of people make fun of her alcoholism. I think a functioning alcoholic is more impressive than. a regular person. And I always have, and let me dig into this before we go to judge. When you meet my friend's father was a any died. of cirrhosis to liver, it's fine. But when he was a, a functioning alcoholic, like a guy. who just, every morning he wakes up. and the goal is just to plough through the day.

or lady to plough through the day. so they can get back home. to get booze in a glass so. that they can sit on their couch. and go to that place where it's okay. They just want to go to that place where it's okay. the second glass, when that second glass that cork opens. that bottle of wine, those that ice clinking in. that martini shaker, woo.

They just wanna go to that place where it's okay. and all day they're actually pretty fucking productive. 'cause the sooner they get. - What they need to done.

time, I would expect there would be victims. who might have information. What I think is really important right now is for anyone. who has any relevant information or has any complaints. - Hold on for a second. Judge. Janine is now asking people with complaints against Walla. Is she prosecuting this case. or they just bring, does is Judge Janine.

have anything to do with this? I guess so, right? What is, is Judge Janine like the Attorney General? Now what's going on with Judge Janine? Oh, she's a US attorney DC US attorney. So wait a minute, was Pam Bondi replaced by Judge Janine? Hold on. What's going on? I need to know this. She's a US attorney. What is Judge Janine doing here?

So she's United States attorney. for the District of Columbia. So Google, who's our attorney general right now. I'm wondering who is Attorney General. of the United States right now. Todd Blanche, right? The guy who cut the Maxwell deal. Good Freak Wright. Okay. He can play the game. He plays ball. So is she, is she like. an attorney general for the state of California? No, she doesn't even live here. She lives in Florida. Right.

What is, what is Judge Janine doing? Oh, she lives in New York and in whatever. Alright, whatever. So Judge Janine is a US attorney. and I guess they're just bringing her on to, is she pursuing a Fed case? Okay, judge. Okay. So DC US attorney Jeanine Pirro announced earlier Thursday. that she has opened the hotline for anybody.

to give information about alleged sexual. or inappropriate conduct in DC by the married Swalwell 45. 'cause you gotta remember Eric Swalwell was a congressman. and then he was running for the governor of California. By the way, FBI Director Cash Patel has also encouraged any. possible victims to contact federal law enforcement. I mean, this is a guy that told us there were no, Jeffrey Epstein had no victims. Cash Patel is asking victims of Eric Swalwell. to contact law enforcement. so he can promptly delete their messages.

Cash Patel wants you to call up. and leave a message so he can send agents. to your house and threaten you. Can you believe it? This Goon Patel goes, we should welcome him to sit down with the FBI. and share any information he has. Patel Taunting wrote on social media Monday evening, Hey, release the files, you fucking fraud, you should be fired. Victims shared harsh graphic stories being assaulted.

by the new former lawmaker. A a with one accusing Sowell. of sexually assaulting her at the Times Square Edition Hotel. in April, 2024. Well, I'm confident that Cash Patel's. gonna get to the bottom of this. 'cause he's done a great job with the other victims, right? With Epstein and all this. Like he's done a phenomenal job with all the other victims. So this Eric Swalwell guy is out.

So this guy's a bad guy, okay? We're not gonna go through every allegation. He's a bad dude. He's telling women, let's go to the hotel. and I gotta get some clothes, I gotta pick something up. Whatever. He is doing some bad stuff Now. Katie Porter, friend of the show. and our choice, this is, we're gonna make an endorsement now. because we don't endorse people on the show ever. But we are endorsing right now, we are endorsing Katie Porter.

because there's, the Democrats will win California. It's not gonna, a Republican's not gonna win. Spencer Pratt's not gonna win. It's not gonna happen. You know, I'm sure its Spencer Pratt's a nice. guy, but I don't think he's gonna win. But maybe he'll win. I don't think he's gonna win. But I don't know. The polls are not. looking, they're not too hot. We're gonna endorse Katie Porter here. because we, if we're gonna, if it's all gonna end, which it is, by the way, spoiler, we'd like to end it. with Katie Porter.

We need kind of this hamburger helper, abusive mom to kind of bring it all. to heal. Let's watch a little bit of this. 'cause now this is Katie Porter outlining her priorities. Now, by the way, we don't need. to know Katie's policies to endorse her. This is our new rule with any politician we endorse. We don't need to know their po. and we've never endorsed politician before. But we're gonna start right now with Katie Porter.

and we don't need to know her policies. And in fact, we, we'd rather not, but we're gonna watch this news clip anywhere. where Katie is gonna outline her priorities. for the state of California. Now remember Katie is, I believe from Orange County. She's a mom and she's mad and she's angry. So, and we need that. We need kind of that energy. 'cause Newsom is too suave. He's like a slick scumbag. Lives on a vineyard type of guy.

We've had that cool is a cucumber. The fucking silver fox, hair, all that. But we don't want that anymore. We need a mom who's angry. We need a mom who occasionally shits herself. Not full on, not like full on where it's embarrassing, but where you just say to yourself, I kind of shit myself. We need a mom who is on a shot,

takes a little majano, and then gets ahead of herself. and has a little burrito and he is gotta go home. and change the pants. And on the phone with her assistant goes, I shit myself. She's angry at the assistant that she had to spell it out. That she, that the assistant didn't automatically know What. I have to go back home means, well, are you going back home? Is there something that I can pick up at your house.

because you're actually running late? Hey, I gotta go back home. Is there anything that I can just get. for you because you're actually ready. 15 minutes later I shit myself. And then there's silence on the other end of the phone. and then the person goes, understood, that's what we need. We need a governor. Who screams, I shit myself into the phone. And then there's a quick pause. and then her assistant goes, understood. Katie Porter, - Former Orange County congresswoman Katie Porter is a top.

democratic contender in the race. for California governor ahead of the June primary. Porter is among the Democrats hoping. to pick up Congressman Eric Swalwell supporters. - That after, that's after he suspended his campaign. That's drugging, choking, raping on friends tot outlining, drugging, choking, raping, drugging, choking, raping. That's your boy. Keep. - Going. Sorry. Just tackling homelessness. and giving free college tuition. K TLAs. Annie Rose Ramos reports. - That, that's a house.

Katie Porter says, it's time. for California's first female governor's. Right? I think this is a time for women to lead. - That's right it now stop. Now. Katie's on a shot, Katie. Looks good now. Shot a goddamn shot, Katie. Looks good. Fuck Katie's coming. I'm proud of Katie. So now Katie is, is getting healthier. because remember she almost killed her assistant when her. assistant mistakenly stumbled into the frame.

So now Katie has started her campaign with it's time. for women to lead. This is her first policy. Now I like this policy. because it's not about anything. that the state is going through. It's not about the budget shortfall. or employment, it's not about homelessness. or crime, it's not about the fiscal health of the state. It's not about anything climate related, fire prevention or anything like that. Katie's decided the most important thing is just. to say it's time for women elite.

Now you might think the mayor of Los Angeles is a woman, the mayor of the largest city. You know, the one that burned down, the mayor. of the largest city in LA is already a woman. In fact a woman of colour. There's tonnes of women on the LA city council. You know, the council that governs the largest city in the. United States of America. That's also a woman. The mayor of Beverly Hills, one. of the wealthiest cities in America is a woman.

Interesting. But Katie Porter has decided. that it's time for women to lead. Let's, because I so that policy I like. so far, I like that policy. 'cause it does. It's not about anything. So that's what I like. So I, by the way, this is my, I tell everyone this, stay above the fray. Just say things like that. It's time for women to lead. and women to be listened to. And so, okay, let's continue. Let's see what policy number two is. Katie Porter.

- I guess it's a time for moms to lead. - Stop, stop, stop. We have policy number two. Policy number two from Katie Porter. It's, it's time for moms to lead policy number two. 'cause again, this is the morning news. KTLA, channel five. They're in a disgusting park. They've put Katie Porter in one of those directing chairs. By the way, she's heavily drugged, not only on the shot,

she's heavily drugged. because she cannot be, the thing about Katie Porter is she has. to be on several medications. so she doesn't punch this skinny bitch in the face. Who's bothering her? See now Katie Porter is, now, can you Google if Karen Bass. as children, the mayor of la I'm just curious. I don't know. I don't really care about people's families. But I just wanna make a point. I wonder if Karen Bass, the mayor. of Los Angeles, who's a woman. Oh, she does have a child.

Okay, so again, it's interesting. because Katie. Porter, I guess doesn't know that the mayor. of Los Angeles is a mom and a woman. I'm, I'm unaware of this, but the mayor of LA is a mom and a woman. Many of the people on the LA City Council are women, identifies women and believe a lot of them are mothers.

And I know for a fact that the mayor. of Beverly Hills is a woman. and I, I believe she has children Googled mayor. of Beverly Hills family. Again, I don't really like. even talking about people's family. I'm just making a point because Katie Porter said. it's time for moms to lead. And I couldn't agree more. Oh, Craig is now the mayor. Sharon Nazarian is the one that I know. Craig just got elected. So a dude just got elected and replaced a woman. I thought it was a woman. But a dude did just get elected.

and. yeah, she was a mother. She was a mom and she just did get. replaced by a guy. But is she running again? I don't know. But the point is this, there's a lot. of people in our country that are, are, and by the way, that are near Katie Port, like Katie Porter could meet these people and probably has.

So we have a mother and a woman leading the. city of Los Angeles. That's pretty obvious, but, so, okay, so the first two planks in the platform, I like women to lead. Moms to lead. Let's see, let's hit us. Hit us with some specifics. Katie. Don't make us wait. Katie Porter, again, friend of the show. - Of three who drives a minivan sort of famously, you, you must be acutely aware of gas prices. Californians want relief at the pump. You say no to big oil. - Well, one of our reasons. that our gas is more expensive here is.

because we have something called the low. carbon fuel standard. We have our own blend of gasoline. and now they see beautiful clean air. We're seeing respiratory health go improve. That's because we have our own. - Fuel blend. So to be clear, you would strongly oppose sort. of opening up those refineries, - Drilling. We have refineries open right now in California. and they need to stay open the last couple weeks. So. - Now what Katie, what Katie is now talking about the,

the news person said, you're a mom, you have a minivan. and there's just pain at the pump. And Katie goes, well we have pain at the pump. because we have a low carbon fuel emission, blah, blah, blah standard. We have our own blend of gasoline and now we have clean air. and then respiratory health. By the way, a lot of people are getting lung cancer. that have never smoked whatever. Katie Porter is now claiming that respiratory health is up. Now I don't know how she's measuring that. Everyone I know is sick every two weeks. People are dying of lung cancer at, of 24 years old.

that have never touched a cigarette. But Katie Porter is now saying, actually it's, it's okay. that gas is expensive because, but the real answer is Katie Porter says, here's the deal. You don't have to drive far to attack your husband. You wanna save the gas for the days when you need. to show up at your husband's house with a, your ex-husband's house with a weapon. No, Katie Porter is now I understand what she's saying.

'cause you can't turn everything in. 'cause the Republicans, if they were in power, would just turn everything into more door. where everything's oil sludge and horror. And I get that. We can't have that. So let's listen to a little bit more of Katie Porter here. I, again, we're endorsing her, by the way, without knowing any of these policy. I don't even know what, and. she doesn't know what her policies are. It doesn't matter. None of them do. Actually. Spoiler alert, none of them have a clue. Because once you, once you own this dump, then you realise you can't really help anything.

Nothing's, nothing's gonna get fixed. But let's listen to a little bit, Katie Porter, - The most painful I've had in a long time, it's. because of President Trump's war in Iran. That is why we're seeing she's right. - $6 gas. - She's hitting Iran and she's right. - Of one of your platforms eliminating state income taxes. for families making under a hundred thousand dollars doing. this by making the corporate tax structure progressive. That does hinge though on a vote. My question to you is, what happens if you cannot get the vote is there, in other words, a plan B,

- Californians are gonna be the ones as you point out, who get to decide and they understand right now. - She wants to eliminate state income taxes. for people under a hundred grand. and do that by making the corporate tax progressive. I don't hate that. I don't hate eliminating the, the i I don't know. how many taxes those people pay anyway. I'm sure they do pay taxes. I'm, I don't know what the percentage is, but I don't hate that idea. The thing about Katie Porter is she. does have some good idea. She does understand that we do need to help people.

that have less money. So let's just finish this out. because I do, again, I'm, I like her. I I, I don't hate this woman. She's fun to talk about because she's abusive and cruel. and all the things that I like. and think are important actually. But let's just finish up with her. - Over time, they get a big raise at work. They might pay a little more tax that year. They might get bumped up into a higher bracket.

and they think it's absolutely fair that the same thing. - Should happen for businesses. You're promising free tuitions at ucs. and CSUs in part funded by. that progressive corporate tax you just explained. Can you drill down on some of the details of this plan? - My proposal is to pay two tuition free years at a uc, A CSU or a Cal Poly. with those two free years at community college, does this apply to people who identify as undocumented? There's no qualifiers on that with regard.

- So she's saying, we're gonna give free tuition. two years at a community college. and then two years at a regular school. And that un it'll apply to undocumented people too. It's whatever she's giving. She's basically saying, listen, we're giving you two years at a community college for free, I think, and then we're gonna give you two years at a Cal. Poly or, or a thing like that. Now here's the problem with school being the answer. School is not get rid of her.

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We literally just talk about the era of the mass layoff. Can you go to that article again? Because by the way, all of those people that just got told. to go fuck themselves, they all went to school. They all went to college. You think they didn't go to college to work in an oracle? You think somebody found 'em on the street? No, they all went to college. They all have student loans in Silicon Valley and beyond. Companies are cutting staff. and doing it with a big acts instead. of laying off people in more incremental.

and less disruptive ways. Employers are seizing on the potential financing upsides, financial upsides of severing, swaths. of their workforce at once. That is a departure from not long ago. And mass layoffs registered as a sign of trouble. or mismanagement that a company needed. to take drastic measures to write its performance. Now such a company is more likely to get a big stock bump. and praise from investors for acting boldly. That's what the country we've created. where somebody walks in and goes, we fired everyone.

You've acted boldly. You've acted boldly. Put them all in the street behind the scenes. So Snap got rid of 23% over the last year. Block shares had fallen 16% this year before it later 4,000. Nearly half of its employees in late February. The stock has since reversed those losses and then some. So by the way, companies cutting employees. tells the stock market things are good.

This is how perverse this is. So if you're eliminating thousands. of people from your company. and profits are going up that way, instead. of your company growing and adding employees. and adding market share, you are signalling we're going to eliminate human capital. and we're going to eventually automate all of these jobs.

We're gonna use AI and the investors are going to benefit. And instead of the stock market going, oh, you're in a precarious financial position that you need. to axe all these people. They go, no, this is great. Let's get rid of them. Let's get rid of them and put them on the street. But here's my point. All of these people. that worked at these companies went to school. They all have degrees, some of them have graduate degrees.

And the idea that educate, you know, when I grew up, everybody taught and they were, they were not wrong. They talked about how important education was. Education is the key. It's in the information. Age. Education is the key. Don't, don't be in a union. You pig don't work construction, don't work with your hands. Be fat and work in an office. That's the dream.

Have back spasms and work in an office all day. and have someone tell you when you move up a floor, you, you, you want the big office Bob, you want the big office, don't you Bob? Well, you'll get it soon, Bob. Keep doing everything you're doing. We're looking at you.

And, and we, we, we told people, we demonised an entire swath of jobs, plumbers, electricians, people that work with their hands, people. that work in unions, people that instal hvac. We said they were all animals and pigs. And you wanna, and they pointed at the people in the street. doing construction, fixing potholes on roads that you needed. to drive over to get to your fucking house. And he said, you wanna be like them. or you wanna go to college? You wanna go to college? You could work at IBM and get cheated on.

Don't you wanna go to college. and work at IBM so your husband can cheat on you. with a child, your paedophile husband. Isn't it a nice life you have working at IBM, the FBI trade your husband outta the house paedophile. That's an aside. But the point is this, we've demonised. so many jobs and so many fields and then Katie Porter.

and all these people, they cannot help their snobbery. And it's not just Katie Porter. They cannot help looking down on people. They, they, they, they, they love these institutions. It supposedly convey some worth on people. And all of the sudden all. of these people are graduating from college into the. weakest job market in years. And they have them now, I'm not saying we don't. need college. I'm not saying we don't need specialised skills.

There's gonna be a lot of jobs for nurses. and home health aides. and you know, people that run, you know, nursing homes. and hospices and things like that. because we have, you know, hundreds of millions of people. that are about to retire and that are retired. and are about to really need end of life care. So I get it. You're gonna need people. to compete in highly skilled manufacturing jobs. You know, Taiwan's making all these chips. 'cause we haven't devoted a tonne of time. and resources to preparing a workforce.

to do those specially skilled. high-end manufacturing jobs that will need. as tech becomes even more. and more a part of. the economic picture. But the idea that like school, now listen, I get it. Go and be a teacher. Go be a specific thing. and go get a degree for a specific thing. But this idea. that you are gonna get a very broad degree.

in some type of discipline. that can be applied anywhere. Ooh, you and you also studied philosophy. Well, that's interesting. And that, that is going to. your ticket. It's not gonna work anymore. because Sam Altman has opened the Stargate. and the AI demon is chasing you around. that little Brooklyn apartment. and he's gonna sink his teeth into your neck.

Don't be mad at me. It is what it is. You are going. to be eliminated whether you have your degree or not. So what Katie Porter should say, if I I I'm telling you, she should say we need a massive infrastructure project. We need high speed rail. We need to invest in our public spaces. We need to rebuild bridges, we need to rebuild buildings.

We need to destigmatize lots of jobs in this country. and prepare people for incoming ai. And it's gonna take a long time. before AI is, is is going out there. to replace h HVAC or whatever. We need teachers and cops and firefighters. We need medical professionals. to help homeless people and addicts. Okay? We need all of that. But to just say, we're gonna send you to community college. and then, and then put, put you at USC.

Who gives a fuck for what? I have a master's in public administration. Shut up. Shut up. I'm telling you Sam Altman has opened the Stargate. It's not as easy anymore as going. and getting an impressive degree. and standing there in front of your fucking dumb family. Sharon's so smart. We always knew she was smart. Is she, is she smarter than the a i demon? Oh, I think not. I think not.

So what's coming is going. to be incredibly disruptive. and it would be smart if our politicians started shifting. our cultural values along with their priorities. and start talking about realistic, rational ways for people. to actually earn a living. But again, listen, we can all be wrong, right? Kicking, choking, drugging, raping,

choking, raping, drugging. Your friend, you went to fundraisers at his house, you drank wine with him. You talked about how great he was on threads, Kathy Gryphon and others. And by the way, I don't fault you. He, he said some nice things. Should I go around and faulting everyone? Is it their fault? I don't think it's their fault kicking.

Maybe it wasn't ki maybe I'm adding, kicking. I think I'm add drugging, choking, raping is enough. I think I'm adding kicking to that. I think I'm adding, kicking. Let, let, I think it was, I think drugging, choking, raping. I think I'm adding kicking. Can we just, let's get a little more Judge, judge Janine here, just from the beginning here, - Hear about someone who was allegedly drugging, choking, raping victims.

- Okay, I added kicking it's drugging, choking and raping. I added kicking. So as a journalist, I'm taking responsibility. I don't know if Eric Swalwell kicked them, he drugged them, choked them and raped them. I added kicking. I just got ahead of myself. I imagine when you were drugging, choking. and raping someone that you might throw a kick.

So as a journalist, I wanna apologise to the mem the members. of the press community for insinuating. that Eric Swalwell, who drugged, raped, and choked women, that he also kicked them. He may not have kicked them, he may have kicked him. And we don't know, but. we support Katie Porter. It's time for women to lead. It's time for moms to lead.

because it's time for moms to go out there. Women moms time for moms. and not rich moms, minivan moms, I believe this minivan. Moms who've had enough. That's kind of the, the, we need to pivot in that direction. Pivot away from Gavin Newsom, his silver hair. You know, his charm. You know, his wife's out there talking about.

killing someone. Remember she killed someone. Gavin Newsom's wife. She went to some jail. She's like, you're all killers, but so am I. And we're all doing fine. She goes, it was an accident. I killed someone as an accident and I killed you. And I'm, I'm sure you all killed someone who. as an accident try to get up. Gavin Newsom's wife, and then we'll end the show like this. But Gavin Newsom's wife recently was like, Hey, she went to a jail. Or maybe it was a while ago and it just surfaced recently. But she was basically, she killed someone by accident. So Jennifer Sybil Newsom, the wife of Gavin Newsom. Yes.

She accidentally killed her sister. Make this bigger please. She killed her Sister Max. Governor Gavin Newsom wife told inmates she had killed her. sister in a freak golf carting accident in an apparent. attempt to connect with them. Yeah. Yeah. Jennifer Sybil Newsom, an actress, documentary filmmaker. and wife of Gavin Newsom recounted her comments. and a resurface clip from 2016, speaking in a tech conference at San Francisco. She said, she quote, had. to be very raw when she interviewed the young offenders.

for 2015 documentary, which examined. how cultural norms about masculinity affected boys. I told them about my own loss. She says in the footage with tears in her eyes, she said, I lost my eldest sister a few days. before my seventh birthday, and I blame myself for her death. Well, what, why? During a holiday to Hawaii in 1981, Ms. Newsom then age six had been playing. with her 8-year-old Sister Stacey, when the golf cart she had been driving went into reverse.

and killed Stacey. Here's what happened. Do you wanna know what happened? She, she said she didn't see the sister behind the cart. That's a lie. That's a lie. Here's what happened. She was on a golf cart. and she's young, she doesn't know golf carts kill people. She sees the sister behind her. She tries to scare the sister a little bit. And she kills her. She kills her. It's manslaughter.

It's manslaughter. I'm not saying it. Hey, you are a kid, but it's manslaughter you. It's manslaughter. Well, in this case, woman slaughter, or as Katie Porter would call it mom slaughter. because it's time for women to lead. It's time for women to get into golf carts. and kill their sisters again, and then go to the prison and talk about him. But, and, and God bless Jennifer Sybil Newsom, whatever. God bless. Get her outta here. But, and we, we, that's a sad tragedy and whatever.

And she went to a jail and said, I'm sure all. of you guys are in here because of a golf accident as well. Aren't all you guys in here. because of a golf carting accident? And then some guy's like, no, we actually dissolved the body of a guy in a tub. Right? So it was, was it, which hole was that hole? 19. Yes. Hole 19. The one after 18. The one off the course, hun. Anyway, that's Jennifer Sybil Newsom. But that's not what we need.

We don't need people, you know, with golf cart accidents in their past. We need a Katie Porter. We need a woman. who at the public pool summer snack bar. I want you to picture this. She's inva sandals. Those are the sandals. They're not flip flops. They're tivas. They, they, they have the, the. get up tiva sandal. It's the Velcro. Make that big. She's in a tiva.

sandal there. It's Katie Porter's in aa sandal. at the summer snack shop at the pool. And she's on a line and there's two people ahead of her. and one of them's some Republican dad. She just knows, she knows he's some fucking Republican dad.

And she's standing there. and her eyes are burning the back of his head. And she's praying. She just wishes a freak lightning strike. came out of the clear blue sky and just zapped him. and watch him burn. And she stands there and she stands there. and she stands there. And then she gets one of the children nuggets. and the other one pizza. And she gets herself a Caesar salad.

And she sits down by the pool. and she goes, it's chime, eat, chime, eat. That's how she talks. It's time to eat, get outta the bed, time to eat. And the kid has one nugget. and wants to go back into the pool. And then the kid takes two bites of the pizza. and goes back in the pool. And she's secretly relieved. because now she has four nuggets. and 80% of a slice of pizza at the public pool.

And the kids go back and play in the pool. And she goes, fine. Well, whatever we will eat later. And, and she quickly. and quietly eats the nuggets in the pizza. and she puts them in the garbage. And she sits down and she. and her friend texts her. and goes, listen, the swalwell thing's breaking right now. Drugging, choking, raping.

We are back. And Katie Porter. with pizza still lodged in her throat. and sauce on her fingers, looks at her iPhone. and she lives another day. The gleam in her eyes could light a thousand. torches through the woods. It's time for women.

And even more than that, it's time for moms. Bye-bye.