Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)

fill er up you're listening to the cat. digital network and now Tim Dylan is. going to have. [Music]. hello everybody welcome to Tim no one's.

going to house all right you know what. it's we're all yeah we're all doing what. we have to do good to be here again. Tim Dylan Yanis Papas one of our. favorite guys ever to be on the show. returning favorite use my proper pronoun. yeah God him him him he hands yeah mine. is that that my pronoun is that yeah I. do want to say to people before we get.

into all the other things if you are a. human being with even a small life the. appropriate relationship to have the. Game of Thrones is basically to not know. what's going on yeah I've watched you. seven years I can barely explain what's. happening I know like three of the main. storylines because I have things going. on outside of that that I have to do if. you know every subplot and every family.

and how they intersect and you know more. about their families than your own just. you don't have one that's a problem if. you're the one at the party who's like I. know it's Rhaegar that's the that's a. problem yeah I tweeted something today. and people got angry when viral ben. shapiro retweeted it rogue and retweeted. but i said essentially i was like listen. if you don't like the way this season a. game of thrones is going you can start a. family yeah i retweeted it yeah and stop. looking stop looking for meaning in your.

life on cable yeah TV yeah and the hate. the it would be it the response to that. the response to telling people to stop. watching TV and start having kids is. basically like I said Heil Hitler. yeah that was the response I got yeah. because yeah that's that's part of the. patriarchal rise scheme is to get women. to do what all life wants to do right is. reproduce. yeah that's part of it that's part of an.

old system that is unjust and needs to. be yes updated and amended yes yeah. we're not gonna let [ __ ] mother nature. tell us one. allowed to have kids we're gonna get. we're gonna go all the way 65 and we're. gonna work at HuffPo for 20 years before. we ya know we should yeah and it's great. too and we'll retire with a pitbull. rescue a rescue pitbull yeah I work at a. standing desk yeah and I have a Twitter. account that has all my pronouns in my. bio yes yeah it that seems like you and.

I argue about the political implications. of Game of Thrones yeah have you ever. gone to a person's Twitter bio and seen. their pronouns there. oh yeah like yeah that that's a person. that's that's not gonna be a fun. conversation Matt if somebody puts their. pronouns. where's three of them yeah in their. Twitter bio yeah that's someone who's. not gonna be able to see your point of. view no no there will you said today. about Brooklyn was great you're like. these people don't seem fun no it. doesn't seem fun we got a real dearth of.

fun people yeah I grew up around. characters long island characters yeah. and we're driving those people out and I. think part of it is that because you. have social media now everything. everybody is so easy to like Corral. people into doing what you want them to. do so ease because people just see that. they're like all put they put their. pronouns up I want to do the right thing. I want to be considerate I'll put my. print you know and and then you just get. it flattens everybody it's like the.

great flattening where everybody's the. same yeah and you said that the other. night we were driving home it's like. that's what that's what the goal is. gonna be is like to get everyone to be. the same and flawless right everyone is. acting like they're flawless and if you. show a flaw they DeMott did they. punished you for having a flaw yeah you. know but but a flaw is what makes you a. person and makes you interesting yeah. now they want to put you in jail for it. yeah and everyone's pretending like they. don't have it because they got a short. haircut and they're not sixty right you. know and then wearing rain boots on a.

sunny day yeah yeah yeah and they're you. know there's something to about you know. this idea that you you look at people. now and you can almost tell you can. almost tell what conversations are gonna. make you want to kill yourself yeah you. can almost tell pretty quickly. what conversation is gonna make you want. to end your life yeah. or their life and you can see it you. could see in somebody's face they have a.

certain expression I don't know I don't. even know how to describe it but it's. very severe they're like severe and. you're angry they're at war yeah they're. walking around Park Slope and they're at. war we don't know with what with systems. of oppression yeah unseen but they're. out there. yeah just holding people down everyday. yeah and uh and this is why but the. things I catch the most heat for on. social media is when I suggest to people.

ever so delicately I do with a light. touch yeah look how many what a light. touch I go maybe we shouldn't all be. losers yeah because that's the real. people alike is it who is it is it like. Republicans that are out there or. Democrats or is it socialist or fascist. who's the biggest contingent of people. out there losers yeah like that's the. biggest contingent and if you tell those. people like I said a tweet that got me. in very big trouble I said Halloween.

here's a way to stop offending people. with your costume don't wear one give. give the holiday back to children. remember what it was a child's holiday. yeah give it back to them buy property. start a family if you're a dude who. needs to go into a Halloween party. dressed as two twin towers with your. friend and you happen to be a. kindergarten teacher and you get fired. yeah you know give it give it to chuck. these what my grandparents never dressed.

up my grandmother was never Danelle Vyra. costume what it tits out yeah it is just. wasn't the case yeah because she had. children and she cared for my parents. didn't take me to any children's movies. right. you know they remember being seven years. old and going to see reds and. jagged-edged was the father took me to. dead man walking yeah I remember going. to see jagged edge which was uh Glenn. Close in that and it was about I don't. know maybe it was about a murder someone. breaking into a house and murdering.

somebody yeah I couldn't sleep for three. years after that right they just dragged. me into whatever our movie they wanted. to say that was. I didn't see Star Wars until I was 56. years old on my own you walk on the. Ninja Turtles no they didn't do any of. that yeah because they were busy working. they were on doors that built their own. business and they just I met them like. four times yeah. before college that's I my parents were. just not evolved a blur in a suit I was. raised by a Greek woman who did not. speak English she's an illiterate woman. she raised me because my parents were. working 24 hours yeah yeah but if you.

tell people now if you say if you even. suggest to them that they take on any or. they evolve they take on any. responsibility that would be considered. like adult responsibility they always. tell you how wrong you are and there's a. lot of people that don't care about. their families yeah I know don't be one. of those either. yeah I'm not telling you to be that you. know it always fire back and they're. like you know my my father and mother. never should have had kids like you know. you're right talking to you I agree that.

your mother and father's never should. have had kids I totally agree good point. yeah but I'm just saying I don't know. what people say all these people and I. have friends of mine that are so against. JD I'm having kids man what the [ __ ] are. you gonna do what are you gonna do. you're gonna hang out yeah till you're. 60 you're gonna be a twitch streamer. well at 60 that's what that leg is I. like you're a 45 year old men yeah. walking around in in in socks and.

sandals yeah high all day yeah twitch. streaming with a dog that they adopted. and their and they have like Arrested. Development and many of them are on the. spectrum some of them are to the. spectrum yeah and you know but if you. don't want to be uh you know an artist. walking around in a bright colored shirt. maybe it's time to get a [ __ ] clue. yeah yeah well you know it's it's an era. where I I have a friend who I went to. college with who's like a guidance.

counselor in school and King of Prussia. in Philadelphia and she says it's. different she's a liberal open-minded. person she's like net well we went to. school you know the parents would side. with the teacher if I'm [ __ ] up in. school that go the teacher would say. they're doing this and they go why are. you doing this now she says the parents. come in and the kids doing something. they're going what are you doing. wrong to my kid why is my kid so it's. like there's has been this shift where. it's like very sensual everyone's trying. to get younger everyone's focusing on.

the youth and blaming the systems the. older whatever the flaws of other things. and not the person it's like maybe your. kids just broken I wonder why and I hear. that for my friends that are teachers. too and I don't usually listen to my. friends at our teachers because I we all. know that teachers are in many cases. full of [ __ ] and they are they the I'm. kidding around I do give teachers a lot. of flack here because you know I'm day.

it's not the hardest job in the world. right a lot of them are just the wives. of very rich guys it's a lot a lot of. people that are well I call them summer. enthusiasts that's what I call them okay. because it's you know everybody's like. it's the worst job in the world you're. out at 2:30 in the two best months of. the year. your ass is parked on the beach the. hours are conducive my husband makes 15. million so the thirty thousand doesn't. really move anything it's really matter. and I sit on the beach for two months. while all the kids and I spent time with. for a year go and do home invasions all.

summer because I taught them so well so. but a lot of my teacher friends say to. me the parents now are always on the. sides of the kid I don't know when and. why that I just I don't know why that's. the thing maybe it's just this obsession. like you said with the idea that kids. are are or should be listened to well I. think it's this theme that like flaws. makes you nobody wants to admit flaws. right psyche when I was growing up and.

not to glorify because there's a lot of. horrible things about those errors sure. behind us but it's like but there was a. more of a truth more of an honesty about. like my parents just openly telling me. that my brother was a smart one right. and when I got C pluses it was a. celebration right because I was just. stupider than he was right and they told. me that right so it was like that's what. it was right but me me knowing that was. like I gotta be funny so I was I was. kicked out of schools and I was class. clown I found something I was good at. it's like people who achieve things.

achieve things because they accept their. flaws. and they say I'm gonna make this flaw. into something you know what I mean yeah. but if I got 18 I know kids are. energetic you're like give him pills. stop him from me and energy it's like no. put him on a stage yeah or do some. figure out what he likes yeah it's not. broken he's just not as smart as Jimmy. and that's not gonna be a lawyer now. everybody's got the measles cuz nobody. will give them the needle nobody gets a. vaccination because we've decided that. Jenny McCarthy is a doctor there's a.

real war on science right now huge. there's a real that there's a lot of. people divided. well I'm along political lines yeah on. peer-reviewed science on both sides is. scary but I'm I say you know what I know. you have like the Journal of the. American Medical Association I say let. Jenny McCarthy and Rob Schneider have a. say and also Alyssa Milano yes yeah let. let them have a sec yeah let Jenny. McCarthy have a sir she should why not. listen to what does Tootie from facts of. life got to say about this. I mean Alyssa Milano was unused the boss.

why why she on the news yeah Democrats. are like how could they elect Trump and. they're like yeah how do you let go. chump. cuz I'm following Alyssa Milano's tweet. yeah who's the boss yeah Alyssa Milano. is the boss we want to be led by. narcissists this is what we don't really. admit as a society yeah we like these. types of people yes we love avatars like. like Ocasio Cortes or Trump we don't.

really like understanding systems or how. things work cuz it's complicated there's. like this diffusion of responsibility. the mortgage crisis perfect example if. you read any book about the mortgage. crisis it's really emotionally. unsatisfying because you can't come away. with any one group because everybody was. getting into the [ __ ] yeah everybody. okay yeah - Pete you go these people. weren't really victims number one you go. Wall Street we're [ __ ] liars as. they've always been the government was.

doing the wrong thing everybody the. ratings agencies everybody got involved. but we we tend to not like that we like. these avatars like video games we look. at it like a video game so use Trump on. one side and then we have a Cosmo Cortes. we have one side we have a game show. host and then on the other side. somebody was a bartender yeah up until a. few months ago yeah of a bartender and. now we have a child star yeah Alyssa. Milano yeah has entered the fray yeah. yeah yeah I mean those are the main. characters these are the character those. are the main characters yeah oh yeah and.

this is how it ends. this is what's so refreshing about. talking to somebody like you yeah is. that you understand that this doesn't. turn around no at all no no no this is a. cruise ship This Is It this is a cruise. ship and there's a frozen tundra head. yeah and in order to move that cruise. ship yeah we just the ship does not have. the dexterity to make a quick turn no. it's not a fighter plot it's not it's. not a [ __ ] speedboat it's not a. fighter plane. it's a 747 just packed with dumb fat.

[ __ ] useless eaters people yeah and. you can't turn it so it's going dead on. into the iceberg that's it that's what's. gonna happen yeah it's a cruise ship. that's it it's too big and dumb and slow. to turn it's gonna be interesting to see. what happened you said that they're like. you can't we can't go you don't fix this. it did it's it's spinning this way you. can't you know I think one of the major. reasons you can't fix it is because if. you if you go out there and you talk to.

a person just pick a person just pick a. person okay doesn't matter race religion. age pick a person and you talk to them. for a few minutes and you realize that. the my uncle said something once and he. said it would do his during Easter. dinner it was a little depressing it was. right after the Easter prayer but he. said he goes the people are too dumb to. be governed because they're too dumb to. be governed it won't work because if you.

have people that are selfish rotten to. their core people this is what he said. during Easter because they're just. rotten to their core they want things to. consume they want for themselves they. don't they have no investment in. learning or knowledge they don't care. none of it matters to them so what you. do is you have only 10% of people who. care about acquiring that knowledge now. those people are craving sociopaths so. when those people have all of the. knowledge they weaponize it and then. they use it.

against the bottom 90% who are just. trying to get Prince's. yeah that's pretty much what they want. they want pretzels and pools yeah he. likes floating in the pool and pretzels. they don't give a [ __ ] they don't ask. why we Libya why are we in Syria why are. we here why are we there. nobody cares so when you have a. population like this how do you conclude. it the world is so [ __ ] complex now. and the the systems and the things that.

you have to understand otherwise you fly. out otherwise you fly out of the handle. you go you go join the Klan you go March. with a torch you know you used to call. yourself a communist you're walking. around Brooklyn saying comrade yeah. hanging out at some bar you just really. trying to get laid you're talking about. how great Marxism but that's what. happens if you don't want to understand. how complex the problems are well this. is why we can't win this the real reason. why we can't turn this cruise ship is. because all these dumb people were.

talking about and look it's not to. disparage them it's just what it is it. is what it is just what it is that's it. those people are just a little slow it's. a little relay at the plate you're a. human right you know it's like okay we. thought he was an ape he's a human way. he got a finger on the plate just barely. slid into human just it's mostly what it. is during periods of industrialization. or whatever it is. those people are occupied with jobs. right so they're not out there trying to. find a Maya communist some of this it's.

like those things are gonna be over your. head you need to get these people. occupied yes you need workers they need. something to do Rosie the Riveter they. need something to do right and in China. they have something to do right they're. all getting underpaid to make my iPhone. right and that's why China is winning. right because the masses are occupied. yes here the masses are on Twitter yeah. and they're trying to tell each other. what to do and who to follow right would. they need to be occupied and not with a.

game of Thrones show now they need to be. working their head needs to be down but. there's no factories to do that there's. nothing to do that. the robots are coming there's nothing. we're gonna be able to do with nice. people when they don't have a job to go. to yeah it's gonna be bad. get up by the way Nate if you could get. up get up it doesn't have to be. immediately but I wanted to share this. with him get up like the top ten things. that were happening as Rome collapsed. cuz this is a great thing because I. looked at them again last night and I. was really amazed at how how similar the.

Situationist to what we have now where. we're empire we're past peak we're all. over the world you know the dollar is. still the world's reserve currency for. how long we don't know. we are mortgaged I mean I don't know how. what is China owned now what do we what. do we twenty trillion in debt I mean. they just own everything. it's just something crying all levels on. all levels they on everything they got. their head down they're occupied in. there we think we're getting we're. getting the short-term money from them.

we're getting the short-term profit for. the big guys like hey this guy's making. this for much less and they do it much. better. that's short-term because their whole. system is made to beat us well they run. like a company the whole country's run. like a corporation it's run like a. company they're a machine yeah and. machines like that they at they. culminate in trouble one way or another. it's gonna culminate in trouble yeah. it's gonna be we're ready to go to war. with Iran we're ready I don't even know. if you miss a day's news cycle now we're.

in a war yeah you you Chinese war though. we do need a good one Iran won't do it. we need something bigger there's a room. somewhere right now sure with a couple. of guys yeah nobody knows their name no. nobody knows their name I don't want. anyone no I don't want anyone no they're. all right they're not on Twitter they're. not on twitch or not they don't they. don't got a blue checkmark no none of. that now they got another they got the. real blue checkmark that are invisible. right and they're in places you just. can't get into right right right yeah. yeah little private club action yeah.

sure it's just at the top of an. apartment building that has gargoyles on. it yeah yeah hundred percent yeah. there's just gargoyles on the building. and they're up there yeah and there's a. lot of really fine oak in that place. yeah smell a scotch yeah and they're. trying to figure out what to do with. these people right cuz they understand. it right there above partisan politics. yeah they don't care they're trying to. keep this thing going so their family. doesn't get eaten by by these right. people right. you know they just want to keep people. out of Newport Rhode Island and they've.

been doing it for you if it suited for. years and they figure out strategies how. to do it right they're like we got to. figure out a way to keep the animals at. bay out of Newport Rhode Island we can't. have a riot at the zoo we can't so. there's so sometimes yeah it just they. come to the conclusion we have just need. a war a little bit of a war I think even. sometimes they call up yeah the guy in. the other country I go listen listen. guys you need a war you need one and. then the guy goes you know what you're.

[ __ ] [ __ ] me we need a we need one. yeah we need why do we need a war yeah. because we need to create jobs yeah. because right now there's no new thing. yeah if you were gonna be a part of the. tech boom you have to get educated yeah. that know our people don't want to do. that yeah cuz your people are making the. phones and it's like yeah they just it's. too easy just need a little conflict. they're all they're all [ __ ] they're. all majoring in English and yeah a B GGC. studies you nobody's in stem so just now. that we got it down sizes population to. create hundreds of opportunity yes or.

just down one of our cuz a war is the. best tool for job creation we'll just. send the fighter jet over there will. down it ourselves. yeah and then we'll just get involved. because that's what we need to do it has. to happen once and it needs to happen. because yeah what how it's hard to count. on a plague yeah it's count on a plague. now because there's just people too. there's too much education. there's too much you know the the. standard of living is higher it's a lot. cleaner like a plague is really rapid.

and you also can't control one if you. get like a real bad bird flu that could. start taking everyone down we don't want. that yeah yeah we need did you find it. day I have found a list that's eight. reasons why Rome fell and things in a. BuzzFeed list though yeah we don't want. that it was that we're gonna try to find. if Rogan had any of these producers by. the way he'd shoot them all in the face. by the end of the day if anybody at this. place was if Rogan had to deal with. these people for literally a minute they.

would all get shot in the face he would. break their necks on camera yeah with. his bare hands he would choke the life. out of them yeah that guy that guy Jamie. is like it's like that's like the oldest. patient. it's like the shows being produced by a. aiya let's try to find we'll just try. this we're gonna try to find what was. happening as wrong felt like what was. going on is wrong felts okay we have the. whole rest of the half-hour to find it. yeah well what does the list say you. want to hear what the list says that he. got yeah everyone's being hard on it. maybe it could be a good list yeah I.

don't think so but okay let's go with. your list what list do you have and. admittedly it starts for it but it does. there are some parallels in there the. list I want is when they're like when. they're talking about making celebrities. and a chef's okay Shaq like all the. things that are stuff yeah so you just. just poke around on there trying to find. don't work don't rush three four. episodes from now is fine. don't worry about I don't want anyone. here to rush this is my whole thing with. this network I don't want anyone I know.

we have 75 shows we're producing you. know four or five of them have listeners. I don't want anybody to be rushed you. know we've got a lot of promising. Instagram shows that we've signed yeah. you know our CEOs wearing sweat pants. somewhere with a fourteen-year-old. Ukrainian I want to make sure. everybody's happy I don't I want to make. sure everybody's happy you know I don't. want anyone to work too hard to make. things happen you know right we've got a. fireplace that's unusable we've got what. we need yeah this is what we need yeah.

we got we got track lighting like we're. on [ __ ] Coney Island Avenue what. Rasputin's the Russian bar underneath of. like a Dominican guys car this is what. you need yeah who would listen to a. podcast without track lighting like. you're at a sweet 16 in Bensonhurst yeah. I could use a little bit more air. circulation in here yeah we don't do. that we dock sejoon in here yeah we. don't need any of that yeah um but it is.

it is it is wild man but they did do. that they started making deliveries out. of chefs and sort of that went that then. went that whole route because everybody. got really decadent yeah things are a. decadent yeah and then also when you. look at like the way the rich are. behaving now the rich are behaving like. they no longer inhabit the planet that. we do yeah they really are. aving like back in the day rich people. used to have to assimilate to a degree. yeah okay so if you look at all those.

buildings on Fifth Avenue they're. beautiful they're limestone their. fortresses but they actually are built. to conceal wealth yeah much more than to. flaunt it yeah okay yeah yeah yes rich. people used to they're like yes they. knew they knew they knew we want it we. don't want them to know how much we have. too cute yeah people are gonna start. throwing rocks and they're gonna start. digging I like very much like. Frankenstein these people are gonna. charge the castle right so we have to. keep it down right right keep it down.

you know what the whole wasp aesthetic. yeah Drive you know maybe a little beat. up older car yeah and now listen still. own the [ __ ] world but you don't let. anybody know right you know keep things. kind of bare simple plain yeah um you. know wasp food always sucked yeah it was. always like [ __ ] weird butter and. mayo based salads egg salad sandwiches. [ __ ] you know but you know the the. the Southampton bathing Corp which is. like the most elite 800 of the.

wealthiest families in the country. there's no way see yeah it's not new. it's old looking and people like why. because there was something to the idea. of tradition and the idea of people not. appearing to be kings and queens yeah. like the countries they laugh and the. stuff that was really decadent was. beyond the understanding of the common. remember said the food is like I they. wouldn't want to eat it anyway yeah and. then you had a cigar sure made out of. the skin of like a Honduras girl yeah. that was wrapped in that yeah and then. you had like a scotch that was 400 years.

old yeah the 14th pissed yes yeah he had. a mansion in Long Island a Newport but. it's never in somebody's face right you. don't put in if it was ever in. somebody's face you you wouldn't go up. to a kid would sit on his face because. he was cleaning the chimney and [ __ ]. hold your watch out and be like eh [ __ ]. yeah you don't do that which is why a de. macau and the people that make. succession uh did it's a good show but. they do some stupid things on that show. where they have like people taking off.

their watches and giving them to. immigrant kids like. like it's just stew it's like they're. those Rick cuz what Hollywood likes to. do is pretend they're not rich yeah so. they create these characters of rich. people that are really evil except the. ones that they're friends with in LA in. Malibu cuz those are the good Pam know. what Hollywood those are the good guys. they like to pretend like they're very. liberal on the Instagram yeah and then. they get into their accountants office. and they'll say so how can we hide all. of this money so the government doesn't. give it get it to give our producers.

check it back in what's up yes so this. is the list I've found I say this is the. seven signs of an empire and decline. interesting so we have debasement of. currency interesting economic crises. public shows to distract the populace. yeah chefs as celebrities emphasis on. food pleasure crazy apathy and finally. sexual obsession thank ya I mean I mean. could you could you spell out yeah porn. we are crazy with porn now yes and you.

know Chris Hedges this guy wrote a book. it's [ __ ] free which is crazy it's. free there should be a struggle to get. it's never just people [ __ ] his. people getting choked out and. waterboarded and you know the Chris. Hedges who's a writer who wrote a book. it's a really fun book it's called. America the farewell tour yeah and he. went to the porn convention in San. Francisco and he goes the level of. violence and porn now is amazing yeah. just a level of straight-up violence. people feeling somewhat powerless and. sadomasochistic crazy violence well even.

transport is it's created by the porn. industry right cuz trans they want to. transition fully most of them want to. actually have the surgery right but it's. like keeping the penis is like it's. decadent because it tricks the brain. like the straight brain right because I. watched these neuroscientists talk about. like you know animals uh the phallic a. hard dick like other animals used to see. a hard dick and it would get them hard.

because they would want to compete with. the with the guy who just the whatever. animal just banging that chick. and so they put all those elements. together you know nobody wants to see a. porn with a small penis right you know. great guys aren't like let me see the. smallest dick yeah I want to see big. dick horse because it's just a sign of. like virality yeah. so the porn industry the people involved. like I don't want to do this right but. it's creating this kind of illusion yeah. this smell is illusion that people are. whacking it's not normal to stare at a. screen and whack off to something know. that there's it's not real and it's also.

not normal to take a guy who makes. meatballs yeah and make him into a star. yeah like Mario Batali he was gonna run. rate that rate room this is how powerful. this [ __ ] was yeah forget Harvey. Weinstein I get Harvey Weinstein casting. couch he's got all this power in. Hollywood Mario Batali's making [ __ ]. meatballs and he's got raped rooms like. a king like Saddam Hussein yeah and. what's he doing making wild-boar ragout. but this is a decadent we are as a.

country with fat decadent pigs worship. the food we just wanted charcloth nobody. wants to [ __ ] anymore they just want to. jerk off and eat a nice big ball of wild. boar raccoon. yeah people are a business and it. [ __ ] is gone way down amongst young. people nobody wants to sacrifice right. nobody wants to right like you said. create a family yeah for a kid no here's. here's what I realize we're yeah cuz I. just got married and we're gonna get a. have a kid and I'm gonna do that yeah. because what I realize is like what else. is there yeah and I was inculcated in.

this thing that's my purpose there's no. purpose yeah I'm just lucky enough to. have a little charisma and be able to. [ __ ] right and so I don't have to. work like you got to work right but. we're just [ __ ] blades of grass here. yeah and just like blades of grass just. like strawberries just like [ __ ] ed. ed shares they all have one purpose. propagation yeah there's some things you. don't question with right why should I. have a kid cuz that's what you're here. to do that's we're all here to do right. you some things you just can't say. [ __ ] why should I do it.

it's like cuz it's that's what we do. yeah look at every animal look at every. vegetable gonna be plant yeah that's. what this is. what's it that's what it is yeah so if. you're married and I have friends out. there that are married I'm telling you. right now he's exceptions but you know. what I'm saying if you don't yet listen. if you got a heroin needle hanging out. of your arm we're not talking to you. specifically right now yeah clean it out. maybe and then a few years down the line. you go yeah we don't want to deal with. your kids we're not we're not we don't. need that yeah. you'll need that but what I am saying is.

that I have a lot of friends that are. married who aren't gonna have kids I can. tell you right now your marriage will. fail yeah. because getting married without having. kids what is the point GUP why would you. get married have no sense yeah no sense. what's the point of doing that yeah I. can have kids it makes zero sense it. yeah so all I'm saying is that I don't. want to be controversial I don't want to. make everybody mad I'm just saying if. you don't have kids you better be. [ __ ] really really good at something. yeah now many of you think you are and.

you're not no you're not there's like 15. people who are yeah yeah yeah these very. very few people are going to have a. career that fulfills them on a level. where they don't need to have kids most. people want I'll tell you right now. Yanis we discuss a lot of things on the. show we talk a lot about what's going on. in the future what's gonna happen. resources are gonna be scarce people. gonna be fighting for food for water. company who's gonna privatize resources. water is the new gold all of that [ __ ].

we got special forces doing 90. operations a day in Africa everybody's. just trying to mine the last the lithium. ion from Afghanistan but I'll tell you. right now if you're out there and you're. a content creator and you're [ __ ]. doing it without a website you're [ __ ]. so what I need everybody to do that's. listening to this show right now is do. not worry about the coming cyber war. with China doesn't matter you gotta go. to ten Dylan's going to hell calm no is.

tim t IM dylan di ll ons going to hell. calm that is what we're doing because. then you're gonna scroll to the bottom. of the site it's a beautiful site and. how do we build it we built it with Wix. Wix okay you go to the bottom you click. all the way at the bottom you click on. the link you can go to get 10% any. premium plan do you have a website it's. down right now it's down yeah you. probably paid for it right I paid for it. but you know websites are so yesterday.

yeah go to my gram yeah but you know why. tickets which you're not yesterday I. argue with mr. pastor papas does not. want his content next to a picture of a. hot dog on his gram. everybody's got a website if website. yesterday why does Beyonce have one hey. probably doesn't have a Wix website but. you're not [ __ ] Beyonce sir shut the. [ __ ] up yeah go and start a website you. can start from scratch or choose over. one of 500 stunning templates they have.

the world's most innovative drop and. design website builder so you can easily. customize your site just answer a few. questions I'd in know I'm supposed to. say yes I tuned out I don't know what. we're doing is it it's good yeah I could. have an organic to cement yeah. Beyonce's got a website okay yeah Wix. Adi is their artificial design. intelligence a few simple questions. about what you do will you if you are in. sales if you're an entrepreneur if. you're an artist if you're comedian if. you're a musician if you're in any type. of marketing or advertising you've got.

to get your [ __ ] out there you gotta. have a website you got have a place to. put all your social media links all your. videos all your data you're just yeah it. is what it is many who don't have the. money to pay a web designer to build it. can cost fifteen hundred dollars you. don't have that kind of money okay cuz. you're still in the acquisition phase. you've got to acquire fans all that [ __ ]. you got to acquire a customer base you. don't have one you're [ __ ] out of luck. you're [ __ ] many of you yeah but very. easy 10% off any premium plan Tim. Dillons and whatever idea you have is.

great yeah whatever it do you have out. there is great yeah do it make it into a. website yeah I'm sure it's good it's. great yeah I'm sure it's great yeah it's. unique yeah. and it's needed and what's holding you. back is you don't have a website that is. the only thing holding you back yeah you. had a website you the life you could be. living yeah right now with a website is. unfathomable to you make a website about. you watching Gary Vee right well I did. that don't do that don't [ __ ] go Jack.

my [ __ ] idea for your own [ __ ] okay. okay but whatever it is maybe you are a. independent journalist yeah and you got. a lot to say about Venezuela right which. I don't I don't know why I have to give. a [ __ ]. yeah about Venezuela but everybody in. the coffee shop acts like they're on the. ground in Caracas. yeah with the info yeah I don't know the. answer to what Jay s madura should have. been Maduro should be the other guy I.

don't give a [ __ ] I don't know yeah it's. not my problem right hey uh I don't know. do you know what's going on a minute I. don't even know a little bit yeah. I think everyone's lying because I don't. believe in the commies but I also don't. believe that the government should get. in there and but just put I hops in. there I don't know yeah I think I think. the people don't want Maduro they. predict might not yeah it's just yeah. you can't that only last so long you. can't hold people down yeah you can't. and that's what well I'll tell you right. now I will support Maduro if he throws a.

couple of dollars against digital murder. I'm with you I don't think the people. need to have a say in every goddamn. thing. Maduro I'm with you I don't give a [ __ ]. yeah I'm with you sir yeah if you come. to gas digital and go to Wick's you know. what Maduro is problem is he doesn't. have a website on Wix where he can get. his content to the people yeah he had a. PR problem he had a PR yeah and by the. way if you think we're murderers out. that we're not going to install another. hellfire your demon in there you're. wrong. yeah I'll tell you who but sometimes.

that's good it is what it is I've. stopped care I'm looking if my father's. checked out he cares about wine and his. dogs yeah that's where he's at yeah and. I'm getting there too but I'll tell you. right now folks whatever the situation. is yeah you got to go to Tim Dylan's. going to hell calm no is Dylan's. di ll o NS going to hell you go to the. bottom you click on the link you sign. the [ __ ] thing up I get a [ __ ]. cent from this so all everyone do it and.

I've offered this this is a fact and I. already have a few people if you do this. and you prove to me that you bought it. through my site you get to come on the. show for three minutes and pitch your. idea yeah cuz we got tens of thousands. of people let's get to [ __ ] on it I get. to [ __ ] on it or say that's a great idea. and I take it and we steal yeah digital. we do it worse than you were gonna do. win-win not so so here's the deal the. reality is you can pitch if you look at. a podcast you got a project sign up for. Wix you could come on the show three.

minutes minimum we start the timer tree. I can engage you if you get to stay. three minutes I might keep you on for an. hour we don't know yeah so that. to reality if you want to get on the. show you gotta sign up for the Wix. premium plan then you can promote. anything you want anything you want on. this show for three minutes you come in. he'll what is it 120 seconds yeah 120. seconds of airtime a friend of national. audience to promote whatever the [ __ ]. you were doing that guy's a great deal. it's a great deal so Tim Dylan's di ll.

ons going to hell calm go to the bottom. click on it. use the code now a lot of people message. me they said there was a problem with. the code so I emailed the ad people here. and you know so this is the DL well yeah. he was lol doing a spot at 3 a.m. instead of [ __ ] figuring out the code. cuz everybody's gonna be a star that's. where everything works so well around. here everybody's pitched on the idea. that they are they are feet from stardom. that's why it's so good that's what you.

want right you want to pilot in the. plane thinking that they're gonna be a. novelist write the [ __ ] novel while. you're landed in the rain at LaGuardia. that's what you want you know what a guy. that's accepted that he's a [ __ ]. pilot you want somebody who's diggin. that he's gonna [ __ ] like the world on. fire so he doesn't really need to pay. attention to what wouldn't landed here's. gotta get dropped but in his defense I. mean who would be is your dad sells a. guest did you if they didn't think they. were gonna be a star start Luis finds. these people on the street and Luis.

thousand they're gonna be stars okay. you're gonna be a star you little bit of. stock you're gonna be a star what do you. perform to 5:00 a.m. you keep working. you lay at the 3:00 a.m. spots wix folks. figure it out thank you alright here's. our next add the ads are funnier than. the show yeah yeah oh the ads are better. than the show yeah well and I feel like. our conversation after this show we. should have put that behind a paywall I. agree with you that was a good I agree. with ya it's it's it's the thing it's.

what it really is is now you just gotta. commodify your friendship yeah that's. how crazy now we're doing blue chip. folks a lot of people out there are not. having sex this is a fact they're not. [ __ ] this is when you were growing up. the whole thing was to try to [ __ ] yeah. it's too easy to get porn it's free it's. gotten you know right you just why would. you go try to [ __ ]. when you just [ __ ] pull your photo on. the toilet a public toilet jerk and. here's the other problem nobody's dick. works anymore because they've been on. antidepressants in stare for yeah so the.

proneural of anxiety they can't leave. their house without a collection of. pills like you give someone in. late-stage cancer yeah they have a bag. of M&Ms different colored pills uppers. that even errs just to get themselves. into a [ __ ] place yeah so what the. happens is because I try to have sex. with kids in college all the time and. all these 20 year olds it just have. dicks that barely get hard they just rub. them against your leg because you're on. 15 medication so they could write their. paper okay this is why we go to blue. chewed calm so if you're one of these.

people out there are you getting groupie. dick yet now gay guy ain't fan dick I. want one guy one or two people over. Instagram yeah but it's only you know. one kids a screenwriter he's like 20. he's a screenwriter if you use their. like sucky dick but they're like I need. you to rent for me no they're just. they're just you know III attract the. type of dude that's not he's not gay but. he's not straight yeah he saw I don't. know what he is but he's trying to find. himself he's an artist probably you know. he's he counts buttons you know and it. stares at the Sun but whatever it is.

blue true calm if you like sex and many. of you don't but if you do it's because. you don't have the confidence a blue. chip calm you can get the first. chewables there it's like viagra cialis. but it's a chewable fayed grancy is no. shame in using Viagra and Cialis lot of. people use it it's good it's good to use. it viagra it's good for you you got to. [ __ ] somebody the right way to eat to. keep them you know uh and and and blue. chew is a chewable okay you go online. there's no awkward conversation no.

doctor visit it ships directly to your. door and discreet packaging you know. what I mean so you don't have to stand. on line and CV asked me some guy from. high school who's doing a lot better. than you he's dicks a lot bigger it. actually works he's got a family you. don't work I use these pills not to even. have sex I just wake up I look at my. dick and then I go right back to bed. blue to I wake up I see it I go that. looks good tonight and I go right back. to bed okay it so however you want to. use them it's okay. blue true gives you confidence in bed. every time you just got to go to be lue.

chew calm promo code TD you pay for. dollar shipping and in discreet. packaging that's what we want you to. learn here at gas digital you don't need. to go to the doctor now if we just give. you CBD and blue chip yeah you take the. CBD if you're anxious and the backlog of. the rest of all the podcasts if you join. the subscription if you get to. subscription and get all of the archive. you know give you a bathtub full of CBD. you could soak your [ __ ] failed your. head in yeah and then you could get a.

website with Wix and put all your ideas. and thoughts out there to the world yeah. so blue true calm is actually good I. like blue chip promo code TV yeah I mean. listen I'm gonna get some pills yeah I. make saddles yeah every [ __ ] needs. dick pills I mean America is just a big. buffet and I see no at this pots what it. is you pay 15 bucks up front and I go in. there get a crab leg and you just want. to put as much on your plate for as long. as possible it doesn't matter if the. food belongs with the other food now. doesn't matter if a crab leg and a.

pancake or touching yeah doesn't matter. if maple syrup touching the crab black. yeah cuz it's all going down to sample I. remember I looked at a woman once I was. in a buffet in Long Island and I almost. vomited she had a nice big plate and. what she was doing what most people when. they're done with the circumference of. the plate at the buffet they are done. yeah once you filled out the plate. you're done this woman was putting food. on top of other food like like for. example potato salad was going on top of. like mashed potatoes a great he didn't.

even make sense yeah I said there was. like are you not do you not get concern. with all the food mix around and she. look at me she said it's all going in. the same place like you're try like a. pig yeah in a trough you know people. looking for purpose there's no purpose. the honest nothing out there I just said. one of funny things I ever heard we're. on the cruise the Impractical Jokers. cruise and the the median wait on the. cruise about was about 440 pounds you. could take all the people off the bar. and it would be the weight of the boat.

you could challenge the weight of the. boat if you could glue those people. together and they had some sort of. buoyancy and you can put them in the. water you could race here's a race the. boat. these are big boys and girls yeah. they had they had a scooters they want. scoot and then what scoot they'd go. right down a buffet in a scooter yeah. okay and Jana said to meet yours cause. here's what happens to these people he. goes when they feel a little air pocket.

yeah just a little opening yeah just a. little Airport opening take her they get. panicked like I gotta fill this so they. just they stay in a constant state of. being full yeah it's great state. yeah they treat it like it's a breach. it's a breach in their security there's. like there's an opening there's a hole. it needs to be filled. yeah get back in there you know like the. Indian guys the Indian guys usually they.

they've cornered the business yeah. waterproof and brick right with brick. you could waterproof the whole thing if. you miss one spot and water gets in it. could compromise the whole structure. buddy's [ __ ] that's how they look at it. there's a little hole in your stomach. and they're like it's got to be filled. yeah it's got to be filled or else I'm. not a whole person stat American ethos. of just more more MORE I want to really. go down to Cancun yeah to an. all-inclusive shore with AOC yeah and I.

want her to tell me yeah with that with. a straight face yeah are you really the. first generation in America to live. without prosperity right at this so I. want you to tell me that I write at the. [ __ ] breakfast buffet yeah and it all. inclusive which is basically a carved. out oasis yeah in a poor country yes for. [ __ ] American yes who eat and drink. like Roman Emperor yes I mean the guy's. a bus driver and going down there and. he's eating like Nero and you're telling.

me you're the first generation to live. without Prosperity she's she's. completely out of her mom I mean how can. you say that with a straight face yeah. well you know what it is it's the that. is the only thing that it takes to be a. politician is to safely missing. something shamelessly with a straight. fake that's literally what you have to. do if you want to get into politics it's. acting for people like a. she's cute but her teeth are [ __ ] up. yeah so she can't go to [ __ ].

Hollywood and be an actress but what she. can do is go on MSNBC until everybody. how [ __ ] they are and then it wasn't. their fault that they had 27 children. it's ok somebody else's responsibility. ok um. everybody came over to this country for. the most part poor yeah everybody ok. everybody and some people had more. advantages than others. poverty is where the human condition. starts from right you never really have.

to explain poverty this is why people. get this wrong. Thomas Sol was a really smart guy talks. a lot a bit of the only thing you ever. really have to explain is wealth. prosperity how did you get wealth how. did you create this thing that hasn't. been around poverty is the species. originated stated in pop it's like. almost a natural status it's the way it. is yeah okay so everybody talking about. poverty is kind of missing it I. understand that poverty is a problem is. epidemic but I'm above above what you.

want to do is how do you create wealth. how do you take people that are poor and. get and and the only idea that a lot of. these people have is to find people that. have money take their money which I'm. not against in every instance you have. to temper greed have to do it temporary. you have to do it but like somebody said. doesn't matter how many kids you have or. what kind of education you have you. shouldn't be poor hey buddy that's not. the work yeah that's just that's real. it's not realistic your politics just. aren't based in reality it's not.

realistic that's not a real little. loophole right that socialists and. communists never mentioned right is like. that you can't make everyone equally. wealthy no because in order to be. wealthy right you have to be a. capitalist yeah so the only option for. socialism is to make everyone all the. same poor yeah if that's it you can't. well because wealth comes from capital. people don't talk about deep the the. very obvious differences in intellect.

aptitude effort ability all of those. things you go you go in comedy the we. know geniuses who has not succeeded. because they don't give a [ __ ]. they have the date they're funny they. can write but they're not as aggressive. at securing opportunities for themselves. as they should be why who the [ __ ] knows. it is what it is just the way it is and. we all know people that have succeeded. wildly with definition that's talent and.

but what did they do they they [ __ ]. worked their asses off and that was the. equalizer so this idea that you can. somehow create oh but now I'm not saying. like I think people should have health. insurance I think there's probably some. type of universal basic income there's. certain things that we might need to. have is practically avoid Mad Max yeah. cuz you live in a society you gotta make.

us all work to avoid a Mad Max actuation. yeah but here's what you can't tell you. cannot tell people every day that. they're victims yeah you just can't do. it now not in the country where the. poorest people have advantages that. throughout the world poor people. throughout the world will look at our. poor people and be like astonished at. their at their level of so you you just. can't tell people that they're a victim. every single day how do blacks what. Charlottesville is it's a bunch of white.

guys walking around thinking they're. victims yeah yeah because people are. telling them they're [ __ ] victim yeah. they're they're [ __ ] white guys. walking around a college campus they. think that Jews yeah have created a. country that won't allow them to succeed. yeah because no girl wants to [ __ ] them. because they don't know how to sit down. at a table without taking their [ __ ] out. or saying something ridiculous yeah so. that's what happens when you tell people. that they're owed things at their victim. right that's what that's that's how the. radicalization process have absolutely. I'm a victim yeah and then they start.

focusing on the extremes yes and mistake. the extremes for the norm. yeah they look at this one thing though. all those people are like all of them. are like that yeah no you're just. mediocre less yeah and you have no work. ethic yeah you're just not that good. yeah it's not something that's people. fault when you look at a lot of these. kids that are angry there's a lot of. these all right kids yeah there they go. to. they live in a house that they don't. [ __ ] own they have access to the.

internet cuz they're on it all [ __ ]. day talking about Jews yeah they're just. mad that they're gotten beaten by. Mexicans yeah that Mexicans will outwork. them actually walk them out there are. some guys that are better-looking than. them that are [ __ ] more yeah sorry. yeah go walk around a locker room yeah. you'll see people with big dicks people. with medium dicks little dicks dicks it. look like they were an electrical fire. yeah mister its veins wrapped around. exit look like they got have done and. put back together it to sit there and. say how do we make every dick yeah the. same you don't have you just got to go.

into the world with what you have yeah. and so I have a big problem with this. whole idea of like and that doesn't mean. there aren't genuine there are genuine. victims out here yeah but we can't tell. everybody that they're [ __ ] every. millennial is ik will the mortgage. crisis I'm [ __ ] now I can on the house. cuz the mortgage credit my generation. got [ __ ] up with student loans nobody. told you to take out student loans yeah. you know yeah I mean and if they did. maybe you shouldn't listen what I was. saying about before about black people. and I don't even know if I've said this. before on a podcast on this podcast I.

don't know about but it's like I don't. know how black people stomach yeah. hearing from like Asian and South Asians. yeah about how hard they have it I don't. even like yo your parents chose to come. here right your parents now are probably. doctors yeah you guys are crushing it. right you chose to come here yeah from. where you came from yeah something's not. right over there right and you're. talking about how much of a victim you. are yeah I mean how did it get away with.

that cultural appropriation yeah that's. what it is yeah that's crazy significant. cultural appropriation I see is how. everyone has sort of stolen the the the. black struggle in America and which is a. real struggle 100 it was categorically. institutionally discriminated against. for and we handed that struggle out yeah. we handed it out to anybody person of. color we handed out to gay people now. it's like everywhere and everyone saying. yeah like no you're not yeah come on.

better here that you have anywhere else. come and get it yeah everybody can come. sing spirituals now yeah yeah. it's disgusting yeah but what it is is. again it's just like just power factions. how to create how to create a base of. people that will give you power and if. you can create a group of people and. unite them and say people of color which. just means everyone which includes Asian. people which I never they're really the. same complexion I am yeah so I never. understood that. but whatever yeah and they don't really.

tan some of them do but but I'm talking. about Asian Asians not south ain't right. now but if you just hold umbrella. people of colors just like everybody. that's not a white guy get in the boat. and what they don't realize is all those. people hate each other yeah they all. hate it. Japanese hate Filipinos they call them. the rats of Asia I don't do that they. did now all the Latin countries hate. each other tell everybody with the fifth. the Philippines has had 90 tsunamis no. one cares go look at the money they. raise it's like we're proud to raise.

$600 for the philippi nobody cares what. happens to the Philippines how much it. is do you think is sort of the. inculcation yeah like overly left-wing. liberal arts institutions but if you. thought this sort of like oversimplify a. lot of it's that the white man is this. evil monolith and all other people lived. in peace yeah until Vasco de Gama got in. a [ __ ] you know what I mean all a lot of.

it is that yeah but a lot of it such. horseshit a lot of lazy horse it's it's. it's pseudo-intellectual people that. don't know anything about the ancient. history history starts in the colonial. period they don't know anything else but. the problem also is a lot of rich people. have left the planet like there they. don't like they are looking at this. planet like a guy looks at a Kmart that. he is basically just about to shudder. yeah and he's staring at the people that.

are all folding the clothes and he's. like well it's our last week guys hope. you've enjoy it and he's going to his. [ __ ] summer house and it's done. that's the way they're looking at this. planet wealthy people are done. participating they don't think you're. saying they used to they used to to an. extent they've looted they've looted. if they've basically said there's a few. there's some opportunities to make. really big money and it's gonna. potentially tear the country apart we.

don't care we're not gonna fund things. like infrastructure [ __ ] that roads and. bridges good luck train systems good. luck they don't give a [ __ ]. they don't care these rich [ __ ] are not. in the subway they don't give a [ __ ] and. if they do they're taking ironically to. have fun but they're in a car that's. being driven over to Manhattan Bridge. they don't care um so they care about. infrastructure they don't care about. health care they don't care about. people's health care that are care about. people's retirement plans they don't. care about the solvency of state. governments they don't give a [ __ ] they.

just look at America is a big bank to. cash out they got investments all over. the world they're a global Jet Set. population there's different so why have. they forgotten that these people will. rise up and put their heading causing. everybody 600 pounds yeah that's their. that's who slow did you pick up this. buying fat yeah revolt yeah that's what. it is so that's so I'm family every. species needs a national every species. needs a natural predator of date and. poor people laughs are the predator of. rich people hundred for sale or people.

too fat to chase down those rich people. the rich people are getting too. comfortable and that's why we're getting. all lopsided got buffalo mac and cheese. now buffalo mac and cheese for people so. they're not gonna get as angry they're. like well I got buffalo chicken pizza oh. yeah yeah we're mixing three types of. fat counts people dude they got foods. that don't even make sense you go to. Denny's listen to this this doesn't even. sound good they says it was so good they. have salted caramel banana cream. pancakes salted caramel banana it.

doesn't even make sense look at the. drinks and Starbucks you're like postive. banana coconut mocha mint yeah nut it. doesn't matter and then if that's not. good enough you could chase those down. with a few oxycontin and really zoom the. [ __ ] out so the rich are no look they. don't even look at us like human being. rich peopIe read a lot about rich people. I do that [ __ ] show about them on the. tourists they their lives used to be.

similar to the lives like middle cut. like the key like this. schools that rich people go to at one. point we're similar to the schools that. the middle class would go like they. would are always better but now it's. completely different everything's. completely private. okay well they don't travel on public. transportation at all they don't care. about the infrastructure of the city at. all they really don't care why does that. happen well I don't think that's. happened I think well the country has. part of the reason you says they're fats.

they're not scared of them anymore it's. a joke it might be true he's. subconsciously true at least a part of. it is that I think part of it is also. that the country has become a lot more. diverse okay so what unites this country. uh at one point you had a group of. people there were all of a similar. ethnicity similar religions now you have. it's a global world right so you have. people from all over the world. collaborating with each other competing.

with each other making money with each. other and people so you now have these. small communities so the whole national. community anymore is not as viable. because the things that used to unite. that community whether it was struggle. the Cold War World War two whatever it. was those things have gone away so. there's nothing that's an overarching. theme that unites anybody anymore go to. Louisiana in the backwoods of Louisiana. then go to San Francisco go to Portland. go to Rhode Island nice but why would. this be a country you talk to all these.

different people it's it's almost like. you're in a different country. it's absolutely that case and so if. you're very very wealthy yeah your whole. goal is to continue to make more money. so you can make money here or you can. make money somewhere else and if they. got natural gas and Kazakhstan and. that's the move. yeah then guess what you're going out to. dinner with people from Kazakhstan gosh. and then you don't give a [ __ ] about. what's going on in America what. Americans need because you're not making. any money with America you're not. selling life cereal to Bob and Becky and.

their kids in Omaha you're [ __ ]. talking a sheik about how to pump some. natural gas out of his Rock. and they've gone up to dinner Manhattan. or Miami hasn't that always been the. case though even to antics time in. England date they who Yellen went yeah. you know their companies went and. [ __ ] who listen EC India come and. look what happened to England now yeah. you know in decline oh yeah and it's. just a slow process that was a real. Empire that was a real Empire I was a. real it's a slow process at the climb. but these [ __ ] now do not look at.

America as a country they look at it as. an opportunity to make money as a great. line from a book that Nelson DeMille. wrote he goes it's called the Gold Coast. it's a really rich guy he goes you know. I've been he's been I've been in New. York I've been in Miami I've been in. Beverly Hills you guys they've never. been to America right cuz I've never. been with met these [ __ ] don't give a. [ __ ] about Canton Ohio. right they don't care right now the. thing is they used to have to they never. really did they just have to pretend to. because their factories yeah yeah guy. Ryan right the factories were they are.

they're tobacco farm or their sugar. Quantum's people that they were selling. [ __ ] to at least were there or they're. slaves right right now everything is. global and and and and and basically the. communities they create follow the. opportunity you know follow the. opportunities are in China. sure or Thailand or Sri Lanka yes so. that kind of makes sense 100% I care. less they care less about America cuz. they lost money invested oh your kids. can't go to college well sorry.

yeah there's no more seaman Tommy Boy. where the guy gets up at the end at he's. like this factory this whole town. depended on this fact there's none of. that right there's none of that anymore. the people that own that factory sold it. years ago they don't eat they live. outside of that town they don't even go. near that town and Chris Farley's. characters now is doing H so there's a. hole in the balloon and our air is. pouring out very quickly yeah. it's seeping out and what won't be it. won't be out there by tomorrow but what. kept rich people in line was the idea.

that they had to have some type of civic. virtue and social responsibility when. they keep their money go yeah when they. were they needed to you know pull in. political connections they needed all. that and they still need all that stuff. but they were doing business in America. their factories were in America that. consumers were in America but as the. world is but. global and and and and now technology is. really leveled you know this but I don't. want to say level the playing field but. it's enabled all kinds of partnerships. that didn't exist before people are just.

looking out for themselves it's every. man from south there's this idea that. everything you even feel that in the. community level yes there's no. neighborhoods no not at all. people will talk to their neighbors. everyone in here nobody knows nobody can. no neighborhood no man what has happened. now is like you have to have a something. in common a hobby in common that just. communities form yeah you got like we. all have dogs we meet at the dog park. right we're all liberal yeah we're gonna. we're gonna meet at the quinoa shop yeah. you know we're gonna talk about his bob.

mole are gonna figure this out yeah we. all take come on Bob we'll take 80. milligram oxycontin we go to the Wendy's. parking lot we all live in Old Hickory. Tennessee and we just [ __ ] we're. Christian and we don't like gays right. and that's it so we have all these small. communities a book out there called. Bowling Alone I've never read it but. people bring it up and they took about. the death of the American community and. and and and I basically you just have a. lot of lonely people interested that are. out there that are united by nothing and.

then you have a lot of wealthy people. that are just it's a different world you. know I know some wealthy families in LA. and it's a different world they are not. they are not playing the same game. everybody else is playing yeah no I've. smelled them you know been around them. they know they smelled it you know they. smell like an anthropologist at all. times you and you there's there's no. passion yeah they're very they're. passionless it's very interesting yeah. but they got fine soaps they got great. sorry soaps but they don't like it's. very interesting when you talk to them.

you're like oh you're unaffected by. everything there's no like there's no. like let me tell you they're just like. well you know yeah we just you know. yeah they don't they don't feel they. don't have passion no you can't yeah and. that's why these idiots like you know. these motivational speakers on Instagram. use Gary Vee Gary Vaynerchuk they're. their evangelical preachers right. they're the they're like capitalism. evangelical preacher and they're and. they keep telling people get it go and.

get it go and drag it and [ __ ] it. whatever and listen. if you need to be told that your thought. you're hopeless well this is why it's a. [ __ ] sham yeah because all the things. were saying this is what I think yeah. yeah it's a sham because like we were. saying we're not all equal I find. yourself being unhappy yeah maybe it's. because you want to be Carson Daly and. you're not you're not gonna be you don't. have his hairline right you know his. family connection right you don't have. that sort of just even temper where he.

can just deliver boring [ __ ] [ __ ] wants. to be him yeah you know he sat now what. not to talk to exactly some nightmare my. point is maybe you're trying to be. something you're not. right like why are you doing common. there's a lot of people with doing. comedy I'm going what are you doing what. what are you doing yeah you're neither. funny business savvy and aggressive or. funny right what are you doing give. nothing so we this country now this. American dream that's being sold to. people like go out there and get on your. own if you're if you're if you're.

putting a clock you're doing it wrong. you're working for somebody else you. raise this [ __ ] punch that clock it's. like look there's nothing wrong with. having a job yeah not everyone's gonna. be a [ __ ] wine entrepreneur yeah. there's gonna be a [ __ ] podcaster it. so it out of a normal job I don't have. to find happiness in being an. entrepreneur yeah and [ __ ] going out. there and get in it you gotta be your. own boss happiness how about some fun as. mad as your family and your friends yeah. [ __ ] hobbies right start playing. chess yeah had a dog yeah you know you.

don't have to be your own boss let me. tell you right now you don't have to be. wrong there's a lot of people in jail. right now waiting execution that were. their own boss yeah I know it's it. there's just the the we look down on. that like as the American Dream is all. about like come on man start your [ __ ]. it's like I can't start a [ __ ] right you. know what it takes to be Steve Jobs it's. a lot how it takes you have to look at. your daughter and go get the [ __ ] out of. my face. yeah I got [ __ ] to do yeah I got a phone. you know it takes a comedy all the. brains a whole from being adopted and.

just an evil streak yeah that a lot of. people don't have a lot of people don't. have that evil street now and you better. go and get evil yeah the best the best. smarter the most successful people are. usually good and then the guy they got. an evil streak like a like they start it. in their underwear just a streak. yeah yeah just a little stress of streak. what do you think final question I love. when you come on because it's always so. happy it's all we said we're too. optimist you know with two optimist but. I think it is op they're like a utopian.

I cannot have lunch with someone anymore. unless they fully understand that we're. on a sinking ship and if they do I think. we can have so much fun but if they. think that the ships gonna turn around. and everything's gonna be great. I find myself dealing with someone why I. would consider to be mentally ill yeah. because if you look at all the evidence. and you think that we're gonna write all. the wrongs. it doesn't mean you shouldn't try and. you shouldn't do the right thing by. people but all these people on Twitter.

talking about compassionate they are. haven't spoken their brother in a year. so it's a lot of people that are full of. [ __ ] yeah and uh that is that that's the. that's the norm now yeah I mean it is it. is just just it is an orgy of [ __ ]. yeah people are and that's what the. Internet has done yeah people actually. believe they are who they say they are. on my gray you're not a great person. because you posted an article you got. retweeted you know it's like you're. going to brunch you're hosting an.

article like where's se like okay are we. gonna get blood YZ right like you don't. care right and stop back in so much like. you do it's everyone it's this whole. thing nobody wants to have flaws in him. if you have a flaw they try to like take. your whole career away you say one wrong. thing if you mess up if you show that. you're human at all this mob who that. has formed and at all the mob the whole. the whole thing supporting the mob is. this [ __ ] that the mob is this. purity [ __ ] group right it's like that.

scene in Game of Thrones not the booth. full circle right but remember when that. [ __ ] of that zealot took over the. city yeah that's what social justice. warriors are and you don't like those. zealots are you a fan of Thrones yeah. it's it's a great show it's a great but. I don't remember the plot lines yeah. cares like if you tell me what was what. happened season 3 or 4 I don't remember. him to do it you do remember what. happened on season 3 Game of Thrones. you're in a crisis you're in a crisis. I'm alright great Christ yeah you're. paying. I don't even know what you could tell me.

season three or you can tell me the plot. of a whole nother fantasy novel and I go. oh great who's that it what do you want. to see happen cuz then I'll tell you. what I would like to see happen at the. end of the show is there anything that. you'd like to see happen well in the. world what I would like to see happen is. people figure it out. well I must John Steinbeck guy no I. think against all odds made him do. talking about Game of Thrones Game of. Thrones yeah I wanted to preface it with. that okay because I felt like we were a.

little too [ __ ] negative May so I. hope I believe in a human spirit. yeah on Game of Thrones where I'd like. to see happen on Game of Thrones. my favorite character is Tyrion Gregg. yeah he's my favorite guy but this. season has destroyed him he's a [ __ ]. idiot now he's a good person he's not. banging any horse you know when it was. to watch a a dwarf climb on a. normal-sized girl [ __ ] and drink wine. hundred-plus and he was smart and witty. and now he's just like this [ __ ] he's. not he's not scheming he's a [ __ ] he's a.

[ __ ] for the dragon lady so sad and he's. stupid he keeps making all the wrong. [ __ ] decisions right all of a sudden. he cares about the people he cares about. says hey and the baby and his brother. and so what I'd like to see is him get. his [ __ ] annoying dwarf head kicked. off because that character's been ruined. by TV writers right that's what's. happened the first two episodes I liked. and now it's just so clear that TV. writers are trying to wrap this thing up. yeah cuz the money orgies over the money.

or G's over until the movie. what's HBO gonna do when it's over till. the movie until to move it yeah they. well you know that's how you that's how. you you take it too far that's like my. course My Big Fat Greek Wedding the. sitcom you shouldn't have done it you. shouldn't have done it. walk with no wonder why why the reason I. like Game of Thrones is because the. beginning of Game of Thrones it was no. real clear-cut good guy you didn't. really know who you were rooting for or. why it was just things unfolding is very. interesting there's just different camps. and a lot of people [ __ ] their family. masks competing interest everything like.

that I wanted I was this I've been a. supporter of Cersei Lannister for many. many years yeah a supporter of Cersei. she knows what needs to be done to lead. okay ah a supporter of her for years. yeah and seeing her get killed but in. the rubble of her building I can only. hope she finds a way to crawl out of. there I know she won't I think her and. Jamie are done yeah but God do I want to. see her on the Iron Throne coz I don't. want Game of Thrones to end with Jon. Snow or Arya on Iron Throne because oh.

you know it's just that. happily-ever-after Disney [ __ ] the. george RR martin i don't think really. wanted i think he wanted like hey a. moral people can rise to the top and. stay there for a long talk and they. often do they often do yeah that was. great about Game of Thrones I was. realistic it was realistic in that way. and now this season we have Tyrion being. like both the people the innocent people. you know that's why how that's my point. like they all turned into these [ __ ]. fairytale Nurik I don't like it it's. [ __ ] some la writers room where.

everybody's coked out and you see it you. can it's so easy to say so I liked it. Daenerys did a genocide I do like that. yeah she did a Hillary Clinton on. [ __ ] Libya I like that Canaris did a. genocide and I was I would have been the. guy in the writers room and said we need. a genocide who I don't care who does it. yeah but we need a genocide so I was. appreciative of that. now if anybody's gonna be on the Iron. Throne I hope it's Daenerys because I. want somebody who has the strength to. commit a genocide to be on the throne.

not the girl the girl with the sword or. Jon Snow who's back from the dead which. is a [ __ ] you know I want an evil. person to win. she's Stalin basically she's at the app. right now well you know she's at the top. now yeah going into this episode we know. she's a man if Cersei comes back out of. that rubble and I know she won't but if. she comes back and somehow wraps this. thing up I would be eternally grateful I. know the executives listen to this show.

not meaningful ones I love you Maureen. and I'm kidding but there are but there. are you know man I would just love this. because I can tell you what's gonna. happen. the last scene is gonna be Jon Snow Arya. and Sansa at the [ __ ] Iron Throne and. I'm gonna go man and then there's gonna. be a lot of losers out there that. and I just hope that when that happens. Circe walks in and cuts all their. [ __ ] heads off yeah and she sits down.

on the throne and everybody looks at her. and goes you know what I'm with her and. then makes her inbred baby just like the. way they used to do it in Rome just the. way all those rulers were inbred just a. [ __ ] good realistic in that way Brad. small like a like a malnourished boy. King yeah like an inbred weird. malnourished boy king who looks like. he's you know eat bubblegum is entire. laia and that's it where can people find.

you and your insights. if you Comedy Central no no you're not. gonna find a Comi central no no unless. you move to Canada yeah they won't even. let me put up the clips from the. half-hour special now they're taking. those down yeah take you to court they. take you to court and take the comedian. to court they'll take you to court. that's hilarious by the way yeah I just. tried to pull one up and it got take it. down they're gonna come you aren't doing. that now they're doing that wild yeah so. look it's 2019 you just put my name into.

the Google that's it yeah it's pretty. easy. that's it yeah Netflix what Netflix yeah. what do you want you can find me on the. Andrew Schultz Network right right. that's where you can find folks I got a. special coming out yeah this is huge. yeah yes Andrew Schultz produced a. special and we're gonna put it up on. YouTube and it's gonna be free I'm. giving it away and it's uh just stay. tuned for it's called blowing the light. it's shot we're editing it and you're. free I'm just giving it away free. special yeah free special free free.

that's it it's gonna be free and then. you're gonna think oh my ticket you'll. go buy ticket go buy tickets it's not on. them our of this business yeah so right. what it is I'm at left Boston this. weekend I would appreciate if you would. tell your friends there or not I'll. watch the Bruins game or the Red Sox. game yeah to opt out of those two. sporting events his sports a big dealer. I don't know and come over see me talk. about my aunt so I would I would.

appreciate that. Tim Dylan comedy dot-com go subscribe. rate review this podcast la. calming folks were about done here we're. wrapping it up it's over we've had. enough the subway doesn't work. Uber's are $75 to get over to bridge the. infrastructure is buckling it's raining. every day now it's a tropical hellscape. and it's about to be humid sticky and. disgusting you'll find daddy in Beverly. Hills and eating a Pokeball eating a.

pokeball and Beverly [ __ ] Hills do. not approach me with anything real if. you say anything real to me. I will look at you like you're insane. you come to me with a pretend idea of. what you think life should be. I will validate that and we will you. will stay on your way I bet you they. won't even recognize you cuz you're. gonna be slim I'm gonna be slinging the. green juice and I ain't gonna be funny. but I'm gonna be [ __ ] a cult of. personality you're gonna subscribe and. like it rate and review and show up to.

hear what I have to say and you know. what I'm gonna have to say not a goddamn. thing but it's not gonna matter cuz you. don't have anything to say either we're. just gonna it we're just gonna sit in. the same room and stare at each other. and that's fine cuz we only got what 70. 80 years on this [ __ ] floating rock. yeah it doesn't matter don't be a comedy. snob folks it doesn't matter could. anything be less all they feel that. write about comedy could anything be. less useful than critiquing a clown I. mean it's really crazy can you a man why. are they writing about comedy in the New. York Times well big why because they.

what's going on because they can't write. about anything else would take research. let's just be honest journalism is in. crisis over it's right oh that's really. the crux of my father Donald Trump has. pretty accurately said the media is the. enemy the people I hate to say tax they. know people gonna get mad at me but with. Covington and Stussy and all these. [ __ ] things you start realizing oh. these people don't care about the truth. neither does Trump well you look either.

to that let me just say it's about Jesse. smell that yeah real story the real. fascinating thing that everyone should. be talking about nobody is and what the. what that is is that people believe that. yeah that the media wrote about that. that that's the age we live in someone. can say this happen and it happened. immediate. every one the top Gazette's are going. this happened they don't wait for. statements and ok don't wait for. evidence huh they don't wait for. anything nobody's going woah this you. know while you're at it we're like well. we added up the time everything and it.

had to happen within nine seconds yeah. it was it was true because he said it he. said it that didn't used to be. journalism cuz you know in New York and. Chicago in LA there's gangs of Trump. supporters running around I'm in what. you how many of these hate crimes and I. hate to say it turn out to be fake well. there's actually a lot of them try to be. fair is that one journalist who's Andy. NGO yeah he's somebody just attacked him. the other day I know he's been compiling. them he's got an interesting way through.

like a milkshake on him in a gym yeah. and they also well and a March someone. sprayed him with mace in the face right. yeah so see this is the and people. wonder they go why does the rich not. care about cuz when an to fund the proud. boys all these guys beat the [ __ ] out of. your children streets rich people love. they adore that yeah because what it'll. just justify eventually is the martial. law crackdown because normal people. aren't doing that [ __ ] right so when the. rich people come out and um hey we need. these robot dogs patrolling the street. and we need everybody inside at 11:30.

because it gets a little hairy out there. normal people go you know what I guess. they're right yeah. so all these people think of like these. little street skirmishers are the. [ __ ] answer because they think you're. living in I don't know a Russian novel. or something at the end of the day all. it will justify is the ruling classes. use of exorbitant amounts of violence. because they will dole out violence like. you cannot believe. the violence that they will use against. the population will will stun you so.

when you look at all these people. fighting in the street and do it all the. [ __ ] in Portland you don't know that. that'll all just be used to justify some. real bloody behavior so keep it up yeah. keep it up we'll see what happens Tim. Dylan comedy calm for all your comedy. needs buy tickets left Boston Mohegan. Sun come up in June got American comedy. company in San Diego well be in LA. podcasters doing it twice a month I'm. doing some bigger podcast when I get out.

there too. rate subscribe leave us a five star. review tell your friends about this go. follow your Ana's Papas yeah yeah I'll. be at the Miami improv June fourteenth. and fifteen yeah and listen to history. hyenas with me and Krista stuff history. hyenas great show Yanis Chrissy D. amazing show and I'll see you [ __ ]. from LA my next episode we were gonna. release Bennington next week and then. guess what [ __ ] I'm out next. time I talk you'll be face time it's.

gonna be face time and I'm gonna be it's. gonna be famous time yeah it's not gonna. be an loss unless yeah a place where if. you have any of the discussions that we. had today people put you in a mental. home it's true look dad you can really. only get away with conversation like. this in New York. yeah put you in a straitjacket yeah but. they will talk about a showrunner. leaving this is us yeah but they won't. talk about civilization. unless civilization is a show on HBO.

yeah burn down a couple months ago like. the whole thing was on fire. it almost burned down but when a city is. Hall is a wholly owned subsidiary of. Satan it'll always find the way yeah. maybe that's why I took a bath in flames. cuz Satan got a little dirty you need a. bad it's a city that shouldn't exist but. people forget the power of the Dark Lord. alright folks good night. [Laughter].