Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family | The Tim Dillon Show #410

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show thank you to everybody who is. sharing the trailer for the. Netflix show this is your country the. reimagining of a 9s trash Tv. show uh with yours truly as the host we. really appreciate it the trailers had a. great response and people are excited. about it it comes out October. 1st our friend friend of the. show P Diddy.

incarcerated in jail in. Brooklyn I mean what is going on here. what is going. on Diddy is. locked a girl I went to school. with. was I think very close with him and then. scrubbed her whole IG in the last couple. of days just is fun not saying who it is.

I'm no rat but I'm just saying it's fun. other people from school called me they. were like that's kind of fun huh and I. go it's a little fun it's a little fun. it's worth noting and then she went on a. whole thing about. Haiti uh Diddy is accused of holding. freak offs with male prostitutes. according to court documents Sean Diddy. com's freak offs were arranged by. high-ranking. supervisors security household workers. and assistance. um so he apparently forced people to do.

sexual acts perform sex acts over a. thousand bottles of baby oil and lube. were found during the raids which were. allegedly used during the freak offs. Colmes would force women to partake it. would make embarrassing recordings which. he used as blackmail to keep victims. quiet colm's team would schedule IV. delivery after the day long freak off so. the victims could recover from the. physical exertion and drug use well.

that's. nice um comms would even track women's. locations and keep track of their. medical. records the video was filmed in Central. Park just hours before the rapper was. arrested so he was in Central Park and. what was he doing just having fun he was. just taking it in he was just having fun. in Central Park the last day of. Freedom. wow they're going to kill him I think no. they are they're clearly going to kill.

him guards are getting ready to fall. asleep as we speak because there's no. way that he can go out and say uh all of. the things he knows and talk about all. of the people who went to the freak offs. that is my guess my guess is that. they're going to take him out it's not. only my guess there are a lot of. people that are thinking that he's like. the black Epstein they got to get rid of. him he's is going to come out and he's.

going to say hey everybody from. political figures to Big music people to. pastors mega church people like I don't. think that can go. down I think what's going to happen is. he is going to. be he's going to feel very. depressed that's my guess is that P did. is going to. feel very. depressed and he's going to be sad and. he's not going to want to go on anymore. I don't know I can't say for sure but it.

seems like an unnecessary risk for all. of these people to just allow him to uh. dime on all of them to try to get a. lesser sentence which he will most. likely. do or his cell phone's going to explode. that's the other possibility for p didy. he may I'm surprised if something didn't. explode or I'm uh I'm surprised that. dild didn't explode a week ago and take.

out uh P didy an exploding dildo to get. rid of uh P didy we are now in it's. fully the Marx Brothers now we have. exploding P Israel's got Panini presses. blowing up to try to kill Hezbollah we. have a catty Shack assassination attempt. where the barrel of a gun is sticking. out of the bushes on a Palm Beach golf. course like a scene from a Abbott.

Castello this is a Marx Brothers what is. the next way they're going to kill Trump. with like an exploding cake it's getting. to be like a Laurel and Hardy 1920s. Three Stooges. slapstick. country. World pagers are blowing up all over. Lebanon cell phones pagers. tablets Israel apparently hacking all. these devices or planting bombs or what.

I don't know the I don't really know the. I love how America's just really not. commenting they're like well we don't. really know. what's we got to collect some more. information on this it's oh it's the old. exploding pager trick um can we show any. of these we discussed this a few days. ago if we can show any of these here's a. man shopping yeah we can show it we'll. just blur the here's a man shopping and. then all of the sudden his pager. explodes. [Music].

[Applause]. it's really not that bad from the top. well here's the deal um Israel certainly. has the element of surprise um and uh. however they just will not calm down.

Israel will not stop they are whing out. they will not stop and the Middle East. is like a Tinder Box and shake. nzala the head of uh the Lebanese uh I I. believe I'm forgetting. Hezbollah is saying this is a. declaration of war and they're going to. go after. Israel you know I mean I didn't even.

know Israel could do that I didn't even. know this was possible to be done I. didn't even know people still used. pagers I didn't even know that pagras. could explode I didn't even know that I. mean the real supply chain issue here I. mean I didn't even know that any of this. could happen that you could be a that. etes sketches could blow up I mean I. didn't know that this could go down but. you know this is a Black Mirror episode. every day is a new strange episode where.

it's hard to. fully I guess Israel has a very. secretive cyber security Division I. believe it's called 8200 or something. and Israel's very good at the hacking. and whatever they have a cyber security. unit right unit and I forget what it is. but it's a unit of people that do this. type of thing this is what they do uh. and I don't know exactly what it's. called what are you going to israel.

goov go somewhere. else that might that might be a bit. skewed unit. 8200 uh it's an Israeli intelligence. corpse unit of the Israeli defense the. IDF responsible for clandestine. operation the unit is composed primarily. of 18 to 21y old hackers and nerds and. fun people that. are I guess really good at uh the type. of operation that you just witnessed um. and don't get it.

twisted they will get p didy with the. exploding dildo and he will not face. trial there's no way he goes to trial uh. if they can do this if they can do that. you almost wonder and I mean again I. don't want to get in I don't want to be. a a start with this. here was like how did Hamas pull this. off if they're so good like if this. intelligence unit is so amazing and I. know that like.

Netanyahu doesn't really want any. investigation into the intelligence. failures of October 7th but they're so. good at certain things and I guess other. things are just not as great at um small. amounts of explosives were implanted in. beepers that hesah had ordered from a. Taiwanese company according to American. and other officials briefed on the. operation I. mean yeah here we go see it again there. it is by the way can we just just. comment on the produce looks.

nice can we just uh comment on the. produce selection there it does look. nice um it I don't know it doesn't seem. like the war is ending right this isn't. what happens before war ends you don't. hack everybody's smartphone and beeper. and start blowing everything. up right they're gonna blow up my. sunglasses. soon uh you just Lebanese Health. Ministry at least nine dead 300 injured. in a in walkie-talkie explosions play a. little bit of.

this at least nine people are dead. hundreds have been wounded and that's. according to the Lebanese Health. Ministry that. blast in Beirut set off panic in the. streets as you can see here that was. amid a crowd attending a funeral for. Hezbollah Fighters early reports. indicate the explosions took place in. southern leanon by the way I'm going my. grandmother sadly passed away my last. grandparent is gone and I'm going to a.

funeral and I'm wondering if there's. going to be exploding devices I imagine. not but who knows not everyone in my. family loves me they're not all thrilled. with me let's be honest um Ryan Ralph. who is. um what is going on with this guy Ryan. Ralph now you've not been able to find. his music his song doesn't exist online. oh it doesn't God damn it Ryan Ralph was. arrested in Palm Beach after sticking an.

assault rifle through the fence while. Trump was. golfing um this guy is a. lunatic who. uh it was really inspired by the Ukraine. war by the way so that's. interesting. and which it does inspire people you. know I get it you know my friend Connor. went over there to fight with them I get. it it's a sad story blah blah blah blah. blah blah okay I'm not not you know what. I mean I'm with it I'm I get it I'm with.

it Ryan Ralph was arrested in Palm Beach. because he was trying to kill Trump now. this guy's a a. Madman um and he's got the barrel of his. rifle coming out of the bushes again. like a scene from catty Shack like it's. a. weird. strange. thing I think he's been interviewed on. the news a few. times uh and by the way can you get the.

quotes from his son to the Daily Mail. these were the craziest things I have. ever. heard he's like H my dad he's like. listen if he wants to be a martyr you. know I'm not for it but we all hate the. way this these elections go down every. four year it's the most insane thing. that you hear from somebody whose father. just tried to like kill the president um. Orin Ralph his son he goes uh I don't.

have any comment beyond the character. profile of him as a loving and caring. father an honest hardworking man he went. on to say I don't know what's happened. in Florida I hope things have just been. blown out of. proportion from the because from the. little I've heard it doesn't sound like. the man I know to do anything crazy he's. a good father and a great man and I hope. you can portray him in an honest. light then he said like this he. described his father as someone who was. not V he only had a couple of traffic.

tickets but noted that he does hate. Trump as every reasonable person does. lovely son keep going down um he goes I. don't like Trump either he's my dad and. all he's had is a couple of traffic. tickets as far as I know that's crazy I. know my dad and I love my dad and that's. nothing like him Orin said that it was. the first that he had heard about the. incident and didn't even know his dad. was in Florida adding we had a falling. out we've Grown Apart um so then he. comes back keep going down because he. comes back and he says.

um he. goes he comes back and I read where he. was basically like he quotes South Park. and he says like listen if my dad wants. to be a martyr that's on him like he has. this crazy quote where then he's like. it's it's just like South Park he goes. it's like every four years we vote for a. douchebag or a turd s like he starts. doing a podcast after they tell him like.

his father almost tried to kill the. president he's like listen we all hate. this process I think it was this yeah it. might have been the post. um let's see if we can find. it down here it was the funniest thing. i' ever heard I was like this is the. craziest thing I have ever heard uh from. the Sun of somebody who yeah here we go. after abruptly hanging up the phone Orin. Ralph sent a long text to the Daily Mail.

in which he said if his father wants to. be a martyr that's his choice and. complained that voters are exhausted and. embarrassed by candidates running for. the White House can you. imagine keep going uh The Daily Mail. article that's where it yeah can you. imagine being told your father just. tried to assassinate the president of. the United States and then going like. Hey we're not into this all this all.

this stuff is pretty embarrassing out. there these elections pretty. nuts your your father just tried to uh. assassinate the president yeah yeah yeah. I'll tell you he's not the only one I. like the craziest thing in the world. listen to this this is what the guy says. after his father tries to kill the. president I hate this game every four. years and I think we all do and if my. father wants to be a martyr to how. broken and dis disassociated the process. has become from the real problems and.

practical Solutions and that's his. choice by the way can someone arrest. this guy can someone arrest him I'm not. saying that's what he's done or what. he's about that's just my own rant being. fed up with it for all of my entire. adult life he wrote South Park said it. best every for can you imagine his. father is trying to assassinate the prey. he's typing this to the Daily Mail he's. sending a text South Park said it best. every four years we're forced to choose. between a turd sandwich and a giant. douche and it all stays [ __ ] in the.

same Ways by different degrees and were. exhausted and embarrassed by it all this. is after his fathers like tried to kill. the president of the United States this. guy is like uh doing a PO that's what. you would say on like a. podcast that's what you would said. that's like a rant you would go on on. like a. podcast not after you've been told your. father just tried to kill the president. of the United. States do we have any of Ryan Ralph any. of his interviews he was interviewed by.

uh uh some different news in. organizations and institutions had him. on and by the way you look at this guy. this is by the way this is how you know. that people are so ideologically driven. in this country that they can no longer. recognize a crazy person like the news. is so blinded by their hatred for Trump. that they they no longer recognize. this person is a complete.

psychopath um and in his interviews he. comes off he reads. crazy thousands upon thousands of people. standing here with the ukrainians this. this Maiden Square Independent Square we. should have millions of people in this. Square filling the Square from every. country around the world and why we. don't I don't understand I'm here every. day with all the flags from all the. supporting countries with the memorials. for the people that have died and you. know. I've had several people come but just a.

handful you know so it's it's it blows. is it like is it the CIA now is just as. bad as like everything else like like. every Hotel you go to sucks everything's. bad everything you watch sucks like is. that what this is like is Langley just. so bad at everything now that it's just. the fully bottom of the barrel where. they're just grabbing anyone they're. like send sending this guy over to the. Ukraine I mean is this how bad it's. getting is is it because everything you. everywhere you go and we've talked about.

this at nauseum on the show everything. is disappointing and everybody's kind of. upset you're there and customer service. is dead and Client Services is over and. people don't want you there and when you. walk in somewhere people kind of like. you know begrudgingly tolerate you and. I'm wondering if the CIA has gotten to. that point now where like no one there's. you would think that they'd have a. better class of py like a better class.

of py like say what you want about um uh. Oswald but he was a better class of py. than whatever this is um I don't know I. mean maybe it's it's a fun thing to. think about they're just sitting around. in Virginia going yeah we don't know we. don't know he's the one he's what we. got he's what we got you know is there. any other interview of him um yeah hold. on I think he's done some uh some more.

mainstream things as. well I mean this guy is a nut and I. don't know what they're I don't know. what they're charging him with he's. goingon to share a sale with Diddy he he. filed off the uh the number serial. number on his gun and then uh yeah a. couple other things it's it's like it's. the maximum charge for all those things. sure sure here we go here's a couple. different quotes from him right here at. $1,000 his son Orin posted is a loving. and caring father it doesn't sound like.

the man I know to do anything crazy much. less violent Ruth tried to enlist in the. international Legion of foreign fighters. in Ukraine but was considered too old we. need a 100,000 people here fighting. instead he became a recruiter CBS News. senior foreign correspondent Holly. Williams was in contact with Ruth for. more than a year imag Ruth seemed very. sincere but um at times you know perhaps. somewhat naive at one point he even sent. me an audio track of a song that he'd.

apparently recorded about the Carnage. caused by the war in Ukraine so again. this is just my point this is this guy's. a complete lunatic he's sending songs to. the people that work at CBS. News can you imagine this and instead of. going hey this guy's a lunatic we should. cease all communication with him he's. actually a massive problem instead of. doing that uh this woman continues the. relationship he a bit. naive he's a sweet boy but he's a bit.

naive um he certainly did not give the. impression of being a hardened fighter. just last week at the debate with kamla. Harris president Trump was lukewarm in. his support for Ukraine yeah I mean. again this has nothing to do why do they. they go right into that I love how they. go right into that they go right into. that how about the fact that CBS was. corresponding for a year with a guy who. tried to kill the president of the. United States is that worth a mention.

and they go right into the the Trump was. lukewarm for his support of the Ukraine. they just they gloss over that yeah this. a journalist this it should the they're. people are blinded by such. hatred it's like if if if Fox News was. like communicating with a militia member. for a year who was like sending them. songs about migrants and then tried to. kill Kamala Kamala whatever like it you.

can't be blinded by rage and hatred to a. point where you cannot recognize what's. in front of your face which is a. psychopath how what song did he God I. want the song so there's flashes up like. there he's tweeted at like Bruno Mars. and a couple other people yeah because. he wants a collab he wants a. collab I'd love a Bruno Mars Pro Ukraine. song this is him this is before his. Twitter got new uh before he used to be.

George Galloway which is an Irish. politician okay Bruno Mars I live in. Hawaii was in Ukraine for eight months. and need help producing a tribute song. for. Ukraine I have all lyrics and some music. well I'm sure Bruno Mars's people were. I'm sure that never got to them how. exciting but that is something that your. celebrity might. do that's not beyond the realm of. possibility that like Bruno Mars would. go out there with this guy he did Bono. it was Bono and Bruno Mars sure well. he's he's tweeting it the people thinks. are going to bite there you know Bono's.

socially conscious I don't know that. Bruno Mars is maybe maybe he is maybe. he's not but I would have loved that. he's just he's just tweeting at. Celebrities musicians going let's you. know we are the world we are the. Ukraine vice said we were white. nationalists but we forgot. that we want. Crimea it's a land bridge we all love. Putin's gonna invade Poland if we don't.

have another trillion. dollars um I'm sure it would have rhymed. better and whatnot but Diddy denied bail. for sex trafficking prostitution and the. freak offs they're not letting. Diddy bail himself out because they know. someone's going to kill him see here's. what's interesting you would think oh. they're not letting him out because they. think people are going to kill him on. the outside they know that he might. survive. they're going to kill him on the inside.

they're like no no no no bail for you. will'll get to you on the inside we want. to make sure we get to you on the. inside. um let's talk for a minute about um the. migrant situation in Aurora Colorado. because what has been uh this is the. Wall Street Journal Again by the way. doing great work The Wall Street Journal.

does I mean it's so good what they do. and it's so amazing what they're doing. and and and and Michelle Hackman whoever. that woman is who's writing at the Wall. Street. Journal thank God. because the Michelle and the journal has. decided to um. basically correct the record on this. Aurora col.

don't get a picture up it doesn't matter. what she looks like go back to the. article um they're correcting the record. here because what's going to happen is. everybody who H is familiar with the. story has uh gotten it wrong because. people think that migrants have uh taken. over a building in Aurora Colorado um. because of. a uh you know viral video that went. viral do we have the viral video can we.

get the viral video Let's watch the. video so now by the way I want everyone. to watch this what you're watching is. good this is not a problem the Wall. Street Journal is telling you this the. they did not take over a buil they did. not the the the violent Venezuelan. prison gang did not take over this. building it was a routine assassination. in one of the UNS it was they did not.

take over the building it's it's this is. eight of the 10 men were. arrested no big deal eight of the 10. violent Venezuelan prison gang members. with military grade Weaponry who were in. The so again this is the Wall Street. Journal writing an article telling. people to relax going hey why don't you. [ __ ] relax you racist because what.

you thought was a full takeover of a. building uh was not it was just 10. violent Venezuelan prison gang members. carrying out a. routine uh operation or something they. felt needed to be done let's watch this. video. here this is. nice what's wrong with. this what is wrong with this why would. anyone have a problem with this in their.

country thank you Wall Street. Journal this is. nice it's a picnic they're getting a. they're going it's for a. picnic some of the residents are moving. out because they're afraid of the. Venezuelan gang activity. racists everywhere they these. people by the way the building itself. doesn't look great. um so get up this article it's this is.

so. funny standing on his front stoop. Richard Veil struggled to describe the. recent feeling of unease that had. settled over him it's creeping up here. the evidence of crime undocumented. people around the 77-year-old told a. republican campaign volunteer who. knocked on his door gesturing out at his. quiet street 20 minutes north of Denver. I know it sounds racist but there's a. lot of Spanish I don't know if these. people will ever blend in says v a. republican voter and former insurance.

salesman now by the. way understand that he is the villain of. this article not the eight uh Venezuelan. gang members with the gun good okay. these days the major incident troubling. him and many others in his area is the. August murder in an apartment building. in nearby Aurora and now viral video. taking minutes before the shooting has. aired on a local Fox affiliate showed. several vueling men in one of the. buildings hallways carrying long. guns people have tied the killing to the. violent Venezuelan street gang Trend.

araga arua I'm not going to aragua maybe. I don't know how to do it but the video. taken by someone's doorbell camera. inside the building quickly metastasized. into exaggerated claims of a gang. takeover of the building the. neighborhood in the entire city the. Aurora incident and its Fallout have. heightened existing fears in Colorado. and elsewhere that immigrants in the. country legally are making communities. less safe. well you remember no one is no one is. saying that there were not guys in the.

in the in they didn't they killed a guy. in a in an apartment. building I don't when Trump wins again. by the way when he wins again and people. go how did it happen how did it happen. what about Taylor. Swift um if he wins again when he might. win again I don't know but I want people. to remember this article I want people. to remember that the Wall Street Journal. spent their time writing an article. saying that the fears of people who.

lived in this community were completely. unfounded and that this situation was. being. misrepresented there are guys in the in. the corridor with guns and they're. killing someone but it's okay they. didn't take over the whole building they. didn't take over the whole. neighborhood it's not that big of a deal. it's not a former president Donald Trump. has used the story of Aurora distorted. and Amplified by rightwing news Outlets. to bolster his tough on immigration. message in the race against guy can you.

imagine thinking this place with people. by the way can you imagine writing this. article thinking it. lands can you imagine writing this. article thinking it lands who in God's. name does this land. with participants in a Wall Street. Journal poll from late August said Trump. would be best able to handle immigration. rather than Harris Harris hasn't spoken. about Aurora but she was asked she's. never just asked about anything but she. was asked about another incident of. misinformation around Mig at Springfield.

Ohio their Haitian immigrants were. basicly accused by Trump and others of. stealing and. eating so this article the the job of. this article is basically to come out. and go listen guys we understand you're. all racists and you don't like the. Venezuelan people with the military. grade Weaponry in the hallway of the. building because you're racist but what. we would really like you to correct the. record we want to correct the record and. say that those people were arrested. eight of 10 they were arrested the.

people that came into the country in the. prison gang that were showing up at the. apartment complex to murder. someone were are are they were ARR they. didn't do what everyone's saying they. did they didn't by the way nobody. thought they took over a. town but it doesn't mean you're running. the town to take over a town by the way. if I say rats have taken over the town. it doesn't mean rats are the mayor it. means there's a lot of rats in the town.

so if I and I'm not saying that but. these are prison gang people but the. point is this if I say you know poke. shops have taken over the town it. doesn't mean that the mayor is a poke. ball with rice what it. means is that this [ __ ] it's always a. food example but what it means is that. there's a lot of Pokey shops in the. town nobody thought that a Venezuelan. prison gang was now running the town. it's a figure of speech. by the way but the idea that this like.

article is the funniest thing I've ever. heard in my life they're like What's the. it was one. murder it was one murder what's the big. deal instead of instead of the Wall. Street Journal the article should be. there are clearly problems with. migration which cidate best to handle. these instead of telling people what. they're seeing isn't. real this never works telling people. what they're seeing in front of their. face isn't real never works concede the.

point that there's issues there are show. the video again please there's videos. concede there's an issue is there not an. issue here if you lived in this. apartment complex would you not feel. like this was an issue well it's. overstated actually they people with. guns in the hallway well it's actually. been Amplified it's not that big of a. deal they never took over the whole town. there's eight or 10 people here a lot of. them have G GS in an apartment building. they shouldn't be in the country well.

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bringing. in our own criminals our own people that. have fallen through the cracks that are. making a living with stickups and and. drug sales and things like that they. have to. compete with foreign workers coming in. coming into their apartment buildings. with guns and killing the people they. should be killing and frankly it's. disgusting. the death of the minivan it was a.

perfect vehicle uh no it was not the. minivan dilemma it is the least cool. vehicle ever design yet the most useful. offering the best value for the most the. minivan by the way destroyed uh everyone. I know's. life the minivan immediately became like. this is why everyone in my generation. did not have a clean house until they. had to go to therapy for years their. parents had this mobile. garbage uh trash compactor called a.

minivan that we all were driven around. in where when we were children we would. fling dunkaroos and Milano cookies and. [ __ ] fun dip and we would throw them. all over this car and they had like. those felt seats or whatever you know. that uh that cushion seat and it was. like a weird velvet and it was always. sticky with [ __ ] it look like.

that everyone in my. generation was. damaged. irreparably by growing up with minivans. eating in them fighting with your. brothers and sisters and friends in them. having your parents it was all part of. going through a drive-thru eating the. food throwing the. food and look at them this is this is. the way they looked and that's why when. my generation of people went to college.

their dorms were disgusting when they. first got girlfriends their girlfriends. went what the [ __ ] how are you raised. and they were raised in a [ __ ]. minivan by Boomers that turned it into a. disgusting environment on Wheels the. cars you grew up in are the reason. you're an animal. they. are and if you didn't grow up in a.

minivan that's filthy good for. you but if you did you're an animal the. cars you grew up in the cars that you. sat in the back of that was your example. okay of what was tolerated and what was. not tolerated there were certain friends. I had where the cars were Immaculate. most not but some but a lot of my close. friends because the. classes you know don't really commingle.

most of my lower middle class dirt bag. friends and their dirt bag families had. minivans and no one took any pride In A. Min a minivan was bought to be. destroyed you hated it you hated the. fact that you were in it it was a. roving garage of [ __ ] and you would see. them you would all you would get in line. at Wendy's and it would be minivan my.

mother had an Econo line Ford van the. minivan wasn't enough she needed a big. van that had a bed in the back because. she would always go and get uh antiques. she would pick up furniture that people. had left outside of their houses in the. hopes that she was going to refurbish. it but the minivan I couldn't think of a. type of vehicle that did more damage to. people than the minivan. here's here's what dominan did it made.

everybody a fatty boom BTY number one. you don't need that much space you don't. you. don't you don't need that much. space the minivan was so that you could. go and shop and buy crap put it in the. car you could go eat and put leftovers. in the car your kids could play with. toys in the. car and everything that should have been. reserved. for a location that didn't move and.

wasn't in traffic would be happening in. the car you could eat in the car. everybody here's your food everybody eat. in the car everyone's covered in ketchup. great here's some napkins there's. ketchup all over the thing it's sticky. it's filthy it was the worst car and it. made the worst people it did anyone that. grew up and minivan knows exactly what. I'm talking about my grandparents never.

had a minivan my grandfather had a uh he. had a Crown Vic he had a Cadillac El. Dorado he had a Crown Vic nobody ate in. the car you did not eat in the car you. were not. allowed as soon as the minivans came. around not only were you allowed to eat. in the car it was actually required. that's why we got it we got it so you. could eat your fat stuff your fat face. in the car cuz we're animals and we got. to eat on the way to practice for this.

thing we got to eat on the way to karate. and you can't fit in the belt that. you're not going to [ __ ] get upgraded. to. anyway you would you would eat on the. way to think they would pick you up at. school in the minivan you would go you. would eat and then they would take you. to. wherever and then they would uh you know. drop you off then pick you up eating. eating eating always dirty filthy toys. toys in the minivan play with these toys. play around. it was a.

disgusting the minivan arrived way back. when as a savior when Chrysler under the. former Ford Chief leaya Coke's Direction. first conceived of the design in the. late. 1970s one was the land yacht style. station wagon perhaps in avocado green. with fauxwood paneling lots of kids. could pile into the bench and jump seats. while the rear storage accessible by. hatch allowed for easy loading these. cars were somewhat functional but they. didn't seem that safe the Suburban. family's other choice was the full-size. van a big boxy transporter utility.

vehicle Chrysler's minivan would steer. clear of those two dead ends and carry. American families onto the open roads. towards well youth soccer and mle. commerce it really did bring Innovation. ample seating organized in rows with. easy access with the ability to Stow. those seats in favor of a large cargo. bay with a set of sliding. doors so everybody love these things. sales reached 700,000 by the end of the. decade as the station wagon all but. disappeared in the mini van came. in people lived in their cars they ate.

in their. cars the nation where cars stood in for. power and Freedom the minivan would mean. the opposite as a vehicle it symbolized. the burdens of domestic life this is. true it's why you could treat it like. [ __ ] that's why the minivan you could. treat like [ __ ] because it was a utility. vehicle it was a vehicle to go literally. from point A to point B you weren't. going to stop at the grocery store and. get food and go go home and cook it you. were going to drive through a mobile.

poison Factory and kill your children on. the way to [ __ ] dropping them off at. dance class so your fat daughter could. learn how to do the. pouette no car represented the decline. of this Empire more than the minivan. none and no car was beloved more uh by. the Boomer more than the minivan because. they needed space Boomers needed space. there it.

is the Chrysler Town and Country show. that one that was the high-end one go to. the Chrysler Town and. Country Town and Country Chrysler that's. kind of. nice my aunt had that this is the old. one that's the old Chrysler Town and. count it's people would pick you up with. that they would pick you up at school. and they would sit you in.

that and then they would [ __ ] douse. you in maple. syrup and then bring you to a [ __ ]. soccer. game it is crazy if you're driving one. of those now it's like God so what are. they being replaced by fentol SUVs right. I mean what's what's replacing the. minivan suicide there people just. checking out human trafficking is Diddy. uh the minivan is Diddy trafficking your. children is replacing the minivan.

Chrysler is struggling to keep. up Israel should make all of those blow. up by the way you want to impress me. blow up the minivans in uh wherever. Lebanon you blow up the minivans in. Lebanon impress. me it's so funny I mean yeah it really B. Biden wearing the Maga hat at the rally. I love because you know Biden wants. Trump to win Biden hates her and he. hates what they did to him.

other than Biden being completely out of. his mind I don't know was he the worst. candidate let's look at Biden yeah I. know man I'm an old guy you're an old I. know you would know about that what. about being old I know all right Biden's. kind of spry Biden's kind of tough and. he's a little spry kind of like him when. he comes alive again he's like I know. you would know about being old you got. to remember how much anger Biden has cuz. everything in his life has been.

horrible so he can he can Marshal that. anger when he needs to he's like I know. you'd know about being old he's thinking. about his wife being [ __ ] killed in. the accident and the kids and the son. and he's M and then he's thinking about. this [ __ ] and Obama and everybody who. kicked him out of the [ __ ] I mean he. looks good here but let let's see this. let's see him put on the Trump hat I. need that. hat you want my hell no you know my name. on it on come on I ain't going that far.

yeah do. it he loves it there he go he loves it. Biden's fun Biden's kind of. fun B's kind of. fun B's like fun now dog and cats no e. dogs and cats is doing I'm telling you. right. now I want him to do something else I. don't want to lose him now that he's.

just not going to be the president he's. fun now he's. fun he's better than anyone at the emms. give him an. Emmy I want to talk about this Costco. family before I get out of here. because you know it's so interesting. this Costco family has taken the World. by storm no we don't know anything oh. God please let me prepare myself before. this starts Just Happening. um it's not play it's not play no it's.

by the way everything that I thought. like the country would turn into it's. somehow worse and I like I'm like. hyperbolic like I like you look at. listen of my old [ __ ] it's like it's. like everything's dialed up to an 11 and. we're at like a 13 in this country right. now so I don't even know what these. people are or who they are but they are. kind of interesting and you can't stop. watching them but it is something's like. crazy and. wrong and they're this family they're. like Costco influence ERS and the dad. they got to meet like Gary ve and the.

dad's. like the dad goes I've been following. Gary VE for 10 years the dad's clearly. been trying to get famous forever okay. and and he goes I've been following Gary. VE for 10 years and he's like really. responsible for this and I'm like don't. even blame this on Gary ve like there's. no way that Gary ve even coign this like. if this guy went to Gary ve and was like. so I'm just going to look at the camera. go double chalk chocolate cookie I think. Gary ve would even go yeah I don't know.

maybe you should do something else I. think Gary ve would even go like maybe. that's not the way to do it double. talk like there's no way that Gary Vee. for all his craziness cosigned any of. this this is a complete accident. here can you get one up where they. dance uh yeah give me a sec is YouTube. or somebody going. is are we going to get in trouble for. playing the song bring the.

boom yeah I. mean they're Costco. influencers one of my friends Sons saw. the rizzler the other day in Long. Island that's what we do we bring the B. we bring the B to you we bring. why is it good is it because we want.

death like we long for death in this. like you know what I mean like I'm like. why is this kind of entertaining is it. like is it like we just want this. civilization to crumble as quickly as. possible I think that's what it is it's. like the ultimate just like well [ __ ] it. cuz I watch this I'm not. nearly as disturbed by it as I should be. I just kind like you end up kind of just. we bring the bo and I go is it just it's. the by the way it's the darkest thing I.

have ever seen there is nothing darker. than this no I'm I'm serious there is. nothing darker than this we bring the. boom and have the the cookies going like. this the fact that this is kind of. entertaining signifies we are at the end. we are post any type of like we are. postpartum we are postmortem like we are. done here I watch this stuff and I'm.

watching them and I'm watching they do. the we bring the boom and they're eating. these cookies and these things and I'm. like why this doesn't shock me it. doesn't disturb me it simply is a. curiosity but I think what it is and I. think the reason for its. popularity is we long now kind of openly. for some type of nuclear Holocaust or a. natural dis like a major natural dis. like there's nothing else that I can.

glean from the popularity of this other. than people are fully subconsciously or. consciously wishing for like a black. hole to swallow up the universe can you. please play more of. this father and every afternoon on your. FY we'll be bringing the boom around the. quarter this is why we fought the Iraq. War L the. get the rler I don't want get the rler.

please you know the rizzler is going to. jail one day like it's going to be. they're going to be like social media. star known as the rizzler was. apprehended after a fight with his. girlfriend in the Cheesecake. Factory I can't. understand any of this there we go here. he. is the r is the whole thing really I. mean the other two are great but the. rizzler is the thing or a double chunk.

chocolate cookie um I'm going to have to. give the chicken bake the boom and the. double chunk chocolate chocolate a doom. you heard it from the. wrestler I never had one of these before. now let me just say let can I just ask. you a question what happens next in. society you know what I mean like like. what exactly would be next here what is.

act two to this like what does this like. forel you know like this is a it's just. look at the face can you zoom in on the. on the chunk chocolate cookie guy's face. what this guy is gonna kill them all. Chris and wa style there's no way he. doesn't kill this whole family he's. going to bring the boom all right all. right get them out of here I like them. though I do like them I why do I like.

them that's the problem I don't. understand why they are but I I think. they're. good because we. fully like we've released ourselves from. any expectation that anything will ever. make. sense or that anything will be um even. though we're pattern seeking creatures. and we can use reason and. logic um. it seems like we're done with that and. it seems like we're kind of just.

vibing three Americans tried to. overthrow a government in the Congo and. they were sentenced to death and I. support it we talked about this on the. show I do support that if you go to. another country try to overthrow their. government you will be sentenced to. death and I I'm not I'm not saying you. should die but I do. support I do support the. government of the Cong like I'm. not trying to explain.

this it's one of those what do you. think's gonna happen stories I'm not. again I'm not for I don't want them to. die but let's zoom out what do you think. is gonna happen and what do you mean you. got caught up in the Congo in the wrong. thing let's let's uh watch some of this. here three US citizens were among 37. defendants sentenced to death by a. military court on Friday for the role in. a failed coup in the Democratic Republic.

of Congo that's in Aurora. Colorado we bring the boom that's what. we do we bring the boom Trend to AGA. whatever all right keep let's keep. watching this please armed men briefly. occupied an office of the presidency on. May 19th before their leader us-based. congales politician Christian Malanga. was killed by security forces his son. Marcel manga was Among The Americans on.

trial along with Marcel's friend Tyler. Thompson who played High School football. with him in Utah both are in their 20s. the third American Benjamin zelman palon. was a business associate of Christian. manga all three were found guilty of. criminal man you that's this is when. crypto goes bad you know that kid that. crypto kid go back to his face a. business associate yeah he was like. right no I guarantee you this is a.

shitcoin gone wrong he's like no no no. we're going to the Congo we're G have a. coin the manga coin we get it you get. it he was definitely talking about. crypto with the the guy that got shot in. the attempt to coup there was no way he. was not talking about crypto let's keep. going here manga all three were found. guilty of criminal conspiracy terrorism. and other char chares and sentenced to. death in a ruling red on live TV milanga.

had previously told the court that his. father had threatened to kill him unless. he participated he also told the court. it was his first time visiting Congo at. the invitation of his father whom he had. not seen in years the Americans are. among some 50 people including us. British Canadian Belgian and congales. citizens standing trial the state. department will probably do something. here. they might they'll probably do something.

they might get these kids out the state. department will probably do I don't know. maybe not Mitt Romney said something. like it was a delicate uh situation yeah. they're doing something you know what. they should do by the way they should. send over double Chu chocolate. cck do you want a cookie you want a. chicken bake send to Congo a couple of. chicken bakes. so we could get these three kids. back I'm not trying to celebrate their.

death I'm just saying you can't go to. the Congo and try to overthrow a. government according to NPR neither of. Utah's two Republican Senators Mitt. Romney and Mike Lee have called on the. body Administration to request their. release. um I mean listen who knows what's going. on maybe they're back channeling. do the boom Dance. Again firing squad by the way which is.

not nice but that's what happens if they. get it firing squad we bring. the that's what we do we bring the we. bring the boom to you we bring theom we. bring the boom to everyone we bring the. boom your favorite Father and Son every. afternoon on your fyp we'll be bringing. the boom around the. quarter theom what if you showed this to.

the people from the. Congo wouldn't their hearts be warmed. they go what is going on over there. what's happening just dancing with. food I don't know I don't know what's. going on anymore I just know that Diddy. did nothing. wrong what if that was what I did like. when the Netflix thing came out like I. just became a diddy. truther and like I my whole I I my whole. Persona became dedicated to freeing.

Diddy like my entire Persona just became. dedicated to. freeing Sean puffdaddy PDD. comes I don't know what to say um I feel. bad they say Justin Bieber's very. upset. uh I'm not going to read the indictment. it just it's funny in the indictment how. it's like Sean combes AKA Puff Daddy AKA. p AKA Diddy like yeah well it's. basically they're saying like you know.

there's a lot of technicalities and they. want to be like no all of that who's. ever referencing you they mean you you. know I don't know what he was involved. in it sounds like he was doing some type. of uh Epstein. esque. behavior. um and he was blackmailing people and if. that's the case depending on how high. level the people he was black mailing. are they might get to. him somebody might blow up his.

pager got blow up his phone I didn't. even know that could happen I didn't. even know it could happen every day you. wake up to something completely new. that's why you have to you go to bring. the boom you go to Boom oroom because. you can't. even you can't even it's not even real. life's not real anymore so you're just. like what they're like Israel's blowing. up people's pages in the grocery store. and you. go we bring the boom that's what we do.

we bring you have to where where are you. going to go where are you going to go. anymore Life's real reality is not even. close to being real so you got to bring. the boom and then you go just crazy. family they're bringing the boom and the. Doom they're eating. cookies you go I don't. know I guess that's better than watching. a guy's cell phone kill him on a moped. double. Trum I do it pretty.

good Israel blew up my double Chun. chocolate. Coy the rdf unit. 8200 they put a a microscopic bomb in my. double chalk chocolate. [ __ ] H Tim Dillan comedy.com for any of. the live engag ments if you want to buy. a. ticket do we have another pod before. October 1st yes right uh yeah.

okay October 1st uh this is your Country. the trailer should we play it on the. show no no go watch it go bring the boom. good night.