Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show #378

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show we are always grateful to. have you here with us tuning in my voice. uh raspy as always here with no smoking. for months and months and months and. still the rasp but it's not cigarettes. and I don't think it ever was I think. it's um I think it is. dairy that's I think the that's what I. figured out not smoking cigarettes that.

the real killer so to. speak da there was a book called milk. some type of killer but that's we're not. doing that that's not where we're going. The Noose is tightening I don't know if. I can even is that allowed that one The. Noose is tightening probably not but the. Noose is tightening I'm using it for. Arizona white Suburban kids so that's. okay but there is a noose and it is. tightening on the next.

of the Gilbert goons the story that we. talked about we broke on this. show we broke the story of the Gilbert. goons in Arizona and I was the one. leading the charge to try to get Justice. for this sad this poor child who was. killed and I was uh leading the TR but. also let's give credit where credit is. due to the people of Arizona I made fun. of them lightly jokingly and they have.

actually stood up they've risen up and. they've demanded Justice and they forced. the police. department that was seemingly cover. covering this up at the very least the. police department didn't seem as. motivated as they should have been and. then there were all these theories about. the parents and the school and the. Mormon Temple and I I don't know what's. what.

um now this group of people we know is. largely suburban and white although one. of them is black maybe there's a few of. them that are black. but the was it the New York Post that. decided to put the black guy like the. one or two black guys this group again. largely white middle you know upper. middle class Rich if you want to by the. standards of Arizona and the New York. Post look at this affluent uh members of.

an affluent Arizona. gang busted in string of caught on video. attacks on high schoolers but who do. they who do they have here for the uh. front page we. have a black. guy on the front. page of the. newspaper and there's no pictures of any. of the white people so.

people tend to get maybe. confused the black guy's name is Mr. Fantastic which. again is not helping that doesn't help. anybody um but more white kids are going. down it it is more of a white thing than. it is a a black thing but it is the New. York Post so they saw an afro and they. said hey we're going we're goingon to. we're running with that we're going to.

run with that but hey if this guy's. involved he's got everybody's got to get. caught. that does the wrong thing in that part. of. Arizona so there's all these theories. lurid theories about the parents in. Costa Rica and who's hiding who and you. go on the reddits and you read and you. go on next door and you read and people.

have and all these kids names are like. brilin and TN and jayen and it's all. silly and ridiculous and you don't know. what's what and who's who and then the. one of the kids' mothers seems to be in. it and she's writing well he. didn't show me proof that he killed. anyone and everyone's like we know. you're his mother in the Reddit they're. like we you're his mother and she's like. no I don't even know him but.

again show me the proof that he killed. and it's like such weird mom energy that. it's got to be the. mom and what a weird time and it's a. boomer probably or or someone younger. than a. boomer but it's just funny like the idea. that you're on a. Reddit. thread defending your. son from the charge of murder.

to the local community on a Reddit. thread hiding behind an. avatar well why don't you show me the. proof that he show me one photo DM me. the. proof and people are like hey and people. are laying out the case and she's like. arguing and it's like why would you care. that much who cares that much it's got. to be the. mom or maybe it's somebody the mom knows.

or something and then there's people out. there that are like maybe the moms are. out there spreading. disinfo like spreading. disinformation on these and I'm trying. to buy the IP I call CAA I call these. people you know and I called them I go. give me the intellectual property rights. to this story it's my [ __ ] story if. there's a movie about this so help me. God this is my story.

legitimately and I want Justice for the. kid th% and I want intellectual property. rights to a Netflix thing as well on. this from legit I'm telling my i' I've. texted my agent that I want the. intellectual property rights this wres. itself I get ignored in this town. Hollywood not the town I'm in now which. is New York but I'm also kind of ignored.

here as well some of the people I would. like to pay attention to me but I'm. ignored in this town cuz I'm always. pitching. myselfself which is uh not always easily. digestible but I go in there with white. Suburban kids Mormons killing in the. streets the cops covering up this is the. story I've wanted to pitch my entire. life I go in there I go I'm a fat [ __ ]. and I like Trump a little bit I mean I'm.

thrown out I get thrown out that's not. what you do no one want who's that who's. buying that who's buying that I got all. these you know these lovely people. lovely lovely lovely Jewish people in. the rooms staring at. me I'm always like someone's wife's. favorite someone's crazy wife who they. like can't bring the cocktail party they. stash her in Palm Beach they're always.

like my wife loves you she's down at. Palm Beach she's given to. spells we put her down at Palm Beach she. tells me you're great but we can't I. mean we can't write you any checks here. we can't be involved we can't do. anything with you but this time I'm. going in and I can tell their eyes are. going to roll when I walk in because. some but they enjoy me as a as some type. of novelty I'm a fun break in the day to. a lot of these Executives thank God I. have the good people here the public. which is supports.

me you know but I would go in and their. eyes are going to roll they're going to. go yeah yeah yeah we get it we get it we. get it we get it we get get fat [ __ ]. Trump blah blah blah I go not this time. this time I have white Suburban. kids a police cover up rich people and. desert Landscapes which you [ __ ] love. you people love shooting things in the. desert am I right am I right okay Sasha. or Yale or any of these names who I'm.

pitching Ben or Yale or Sasha or you. know did you see that New York Times get. this New York Times article Because by. the way I love me some Israel and some. Palestine and I'm the only one that has. the balls to say. it I'm the only one who has the balls to. say it I want everyone to thrive and. prosper. okay the New York Times has this article. that come out with this.

article we all know the bombing campaign. uh in uh Gaza has been has been. insane the loss of life is tremendous. there's nothing like it Andrew Sullivan. uh in a piece on his blog called it. infanticide it's hard to argue with that. a genocide is means a deliberate uh you. know wiping out of a. race that's certainly a different charge. that's in the ha and people are debating. that.

I'm not we're not debating genocide. today we're trying to have a nice time. of it I just got back from Palm Beach. what I'm saying is when you are killing. large amounts of children. indiscriminately infanticide does seem. somewhat. appropriate so there's a lot of stuff. going on here a lot of. stuff and in the front page of the New. York Times we have scope and quality of. Gaza tunnels all Israelis a network is. LA is 450 mil that has over 5,000 shafts.

now okay okay that's a piece of. news and we get that Hamas has tunnels. but the tremendous bombing campaign the. insane loss of life and. dislocation uh of peoples and things. like. that and now that this is written you. gota folks you gota I mean just for a. little on I get it but have a little.

just have one Gentile write the thing. because here's the who's written this. article by the way on when by the way. everybody's protesting I can barely get. to my show in DC because of these. protests they're in New York they're. everywhere they're in La they're in. every major city massive protests. Biden's poll numbers are crashing. they're calling him genocide Joe it's a. it's a nightmare for the Democratic. party especially among young young.

people scope and quality of Gaza tunnels. a Israelis now what's funny about this. headline is that the scope of the. bombing is awing many people too right. around the world that's also awing. people this article is written by Adam. Goldman Ronan. Bergman and gal klewitz it's like and. then uh Patrick Kings. we throw in the genti guys I mean I.

understand but just in the idea of. objectivity throw in uh uh a billy. O'Brien throw in uh Tommy ianucci in. there this article about the Hamas. tunnels was written by Tommy ianucci and. Billy. obrian instead of this is almost like in. Windy City Heat Sal Stein bertz the.

character of the agent whose name is. solstein bertz Windy City Heat he goes. God I got really [ __ ] solstein beroit. [ __ ] me this is kind of the vibe of. that a little bit I'm just saying throw. in something a little different throw in. a Tommy Perez Perez Lopez something. something little. different but I'm saying I want this IP. for this story because it is my story.

that I own that I've brought attention. to and that finally I could go in to. these companies with something that. [ __ ] for Christ they might make cuz. it's rich white people being uh. murderers in the b in the desert. landscape nice desert landscape purple. sunsets it's uh kids on dirt bikes it's. their mothers everybody's there covering. it up they own a gym or whatever I'm not.

saying they do I'm not saying I'm not. I'm not saying it don't sue me I'll sue. you I will sue you. too I'll sue you too but I'm saying give. me this IP I hope my agent is on this. but they always yes me to. death they always yes me to death these. people and then send me to Reno they're. like you're going to. Reno which I have no problem with but. what I'm saying is finally a story. that makes sense for Tim Dylan to to be.

the steward of I bring in great. writers every I'll bring in I will bring. in I will make this thing perfect this. will be and we'll Telegraph it with. meaning that art now we need to tell you. what the themes are because you're so. stupid out there not you but you are so. dumb out there that we need to tell you. what's happening during the thing nobody. in the in in girls I watched the pilot.

of that Lena Dunham you know for all her. other issues is did a great job with. that show and the Pilot's very funny and. all these things like white privilege. you know whatever economic privil. whatever you want to talk about right. they're all in there misogyny they're. all in there but nobody's telegraphing. it nobody's telling you what is. happening moment to moment because back. in the early days of 20110 or whatever. that was 2012 People trusted something. to convey a message without banging you.

over the head but I won't do that with. this I will bang you over the head right. before they kill the kid they will go. and we'll get away with this cuz we're. white men and then they do I will tell I. will bang you over the head with the. message you will it will not be lost. give me the IP give me the IP it will. not be lost on you it will not be lost. everyone that sees this will know. exactly what it is I fun but with this. and I know I'm being factious but I'm. not cuz I want the IP I'm dead serious. about this this is my ticket and not.

listen don't misunderstand this is a. tragedy and I'm calling for that I want. these kids to go to jail and convert to. Islam season two but no I want them all. in jail death penalty whatever they got. over there death penalty for them but. for me the intellectual property rights. to the story because it is a a story. that does teach lessons to all it. teaches lessons to.

all that's where I am on that. and we don't know what's going to happen. we expect something this week do we know. from our inside sources do we know do we. think anyone big is going down this week. yes yes now so that's where we are with. it and I'm like I. said something's up down there I don't. know what it is I don't know what it is. or why.

I have the who I have the what well I. don't have the what I have the I don't. have the how. even but here's the thing let let's. watch a little bit of this who is this. this is the police chief of what is this. dump called again. Gilbert and they're calling this one of. the greatest places to live uh yeah it. was have they seen the Hamptons no this. is in the In-N-Out or oh no I thought I. thought he was giving the speech from. the in- andout out uh we're going to.

watch this cop now I would. cast uh you know someone great I would I. just H I have the people in my head. already I have the. mother not that anyone's I'm thinking of. anyone in particular because I'm not but. I have the mother I have everybody I. have everyone cast we're going into. Netflix finally with confidence here I. am here I am here I am and I will March.

in okay with the Nation of Islam who. will write the script to this I will. March in with the Nation of Islam okay. and I mean it will look wild when I walk. in but we will sit down with the Nation. of Islam who are writing the script of. this thing with the white killers and if. they don't give me a check if they don't. write me a check after I walk in with. the Nation of Islam okay but pro-jewish. a very small sect of the Nation of Islam.

who's pro-jewish and writing this with. me this is a very curated group of. nation their Nation of Islam Black. Nation of Islam very pro-israel maybe. black Israelites but they're also. screenwriters and they're coming in. Netflix with me get ready and I'm. walking in we're pitching Gilbert goons. and and it's going to be called the. goons or something the goons the desert. goons something like that. and if they don't if if I can't get that.

going then what good I mean then then I. mean we call the whole thing off if I. can't if I can't make this if I can't. make this show about the white killers. and their Rich [ __ ]. parents by Arizona. standards making this. happen let's watch this. police chief yeah he he finally did a. press conference today for the first. this is his press conference the chief.

of police in uh. lizardville did everything we could with. that investigation uh as far as. following off the leads the one thing I. mentioned that we could have gotten that. video out sooner to the public to try to. identify Chief soberg frequently reading. from notes as he answered questions. about why more arrests haven't been made. in several other violent attacks we hear. of a broken trust from the community. concern with who has been arrested and. who hasn't people come to us and I want.

to say for a minute I just want to say I. am really. truly like impressed with the community. of people down there but the IP is. mine and who hasn't people come to us. and ask is there a cover up what is your. response to that I got two responses for. you one. second a cover up question. yes so reference your first uh question.

about is there a cover up absolutely not. there's no cover up as for the group The. Gilbert. goons well well I believe. um as for your first question there's no. cover up well there's that we're GNA. leave that there I'm just letting. everybody know that it is my it is my. movie it is my series it is something. that I will make I will go in there and. this is my this is my time. mhm this is my story and my.

time that's what it is time for justice. for for the child that was killed. tragically it is also time for a little. Justice For Me finally it's a little. Justice for me now finally to go into. HBO and get some uh get some attention. get a check written for something so. it's Justice all around it's all around. justice for all with this this is mine. if I swear to Christ Adam McKay or any. of them appat any of them. this is mine this needs to be mine.

now Beverly Hills a town that. um. evokes I don't know some maybe negative. thoughts from people out. there uh some positive thoughts as well. Beverly Hills 90210 was a great show. when I was growing up people liked it it. was about Dylan and his sister Brenda. and their friend Steve Ian zering who.

was beaten by bikers the other day in. Beverly Hills right or somewhere o with. Ian zering uh who played Steve in a. Beverly Hills. 90210 was beaten by bikers in. Hollywood the other. day uh yeah um Tory. Spelling who played Donna whose father. Aaron Spelling was a creator of the.

show Andrea played by a. Gabriella ceras who is the head. of sag for a while Brian Austin. Green Jenny G. Kelly it was a I preferred Melrose Place. to this. but I was in the.

minority many people love Beverly Hills. 902 and0 it was about rich. good-looking. people and it was the first one of those. shows after that it was Dawson's Creek I. mean then it was just Gang Busters it. was a very influential show teenage soap. operate it gave rise to that ya young. adult genre that has been a gold mine. in Hollywood Beverly Hills 902 and.

that's probably the most well-known show. about Beverly Hills I can't think of. anything else that was when I grew up I. only knew of Beverly Hills through that. show that's many people right and then. you grow up and you realize that it is a. very very uh Rich wealthy Enclave of. California and of course now you have. the Real. Housewives Beverly Hills there's a. franchise a Rodeo Drive where a lot of. shops are it's a little city in the.

middle of California in the middle of. Los. Angeles it's not where they have any uh. Hollywood stuff though there's no. studios. there there's no uh it's like a lot of. lawyers it's a lot of doctors a lot of. plastic surgeons a lot of restaurants. it's where rich people live a lot of. foreign money a lot of Persians a lot of. carpet stores well a lot of them are in. West Hollywood but. uh Beverly Hills is not like where.

actors live or or if there are any. actors left but it's none of that it's. just it's business people lawyers. Persians. whatever and there's two parts of it. there's the flats which is the flat. section and then there are the hills. obviously there are some wild big houses. and. Estates and then there's actually some. you know the slums at Beverly Hills was. a movie about there are some shitty low. rent apartments in Beverly Hills that. people live in mhm it does not have the.

highest per square foot real estate. value in La that I that was the Pacific. Palisades probably still is Beverly. Hills values get dragged down by the it. is by the apartments it's kind of. Republican Beverly Hills it's a rep. people talk about it like it's liberal. but it's not it's it's Republicans it's. a lot of Persians that are Republican. and and people that are older the. residents are older right but the.

interesting thing about Beverly Hills is. that it gets around a lot of the wacky. things that La does like La will say. vaccine mandate Beverly Hills goes nope. mask mandate Beverly Hills goes. nope all of these. um you. know. laws Ula the Mansion tax where everybody. in Los Angeles if you sell your house. for more than $5 million you have to. give four 4% of it to the government and.

that that supposedly is going to be used. effectively to help. homelessness so Beverly Hills goes no. nope nope so Beverly Hills is this. little. Enclave that and Malibu does this too. Malibu's out by the beach and Malibu. goes no to a lot of this no defunding of. the cops you know all that. stuff however. Beverly Hills just got got a little bad.

news in the most La way ever by the way. because the judge who delivered this. ruling and so here's what the ruling is. they want Beverly Hills have affordable. house now by the way I don't know why. this and I'm dead serious here they want. Beverly Hills to have affordable housing. for poor people I couldn't think of a. worse place to be poor than Beverly.

Hills I'm 38 I was poor till I was 34. not poor like don't come at me and be. like you weren't real did you live in. apple eight that's not what I mean. that's not what I mean I mean that I for. the 10 years I did comedy before I. succeeded on any level I didn't have a. lot of money that you know what's fun. when you don't have a lot of money. living in New York City grabbing dollar. slices of Pizza smoking cigarettes with. your buddies on a roof that's what's fun.

and I'm sure there's tons of other. college towns and old houses you know. what's not fun place to live when you're. poor Beverly Hills there's nothing. worse than getting a $19. smoothie when you're broke in Beverly. Hill I don't know other than if this is. exclusively from Maids if that's what. the affordable housing is for like maids.

and and people that work in Beverly Hill. but if you're just regular broke not. like you just got to America. yesterday I mean like you're just. regular broke and you're you're you're. not you know things are like it's not. the place to be I genuinely don't know. why it's a good idea to put affordable. housing in one of the the richest cities. in the world is it a is it we're making.

a point are making a point going like he. hey hey millionaires your fund's over. here here they come but are we thinking. it all about the people that are down on. their luck or or maybe they're not down. on their and by the way what is Beverly. Hills version of affordable housing. going to be for people that make 400. Grandin a year is that what we're. talking about I don't think that's what. we're I think we're talking. about lowincome housing loow income for.

people that have low incomes. right and I know that it's like it's a. we're we're we're there's there's this. thing like well what you know because. everybody talks about the idea that like. people that have a lot of. money should have to have lowincome. housing in their Community but if your. entire little city that you've created. is exclusively by and for rich people. it's kind of a shitty place to live if. you're broke it it's actually like not.

that fun so I'm not understanding the. wisdom of having affordable housing in. Beverly Hill and and by the way I'm open. to I'm not like everyone now like. they'll be like oh you're. constantly you siding with the rich. people I'm just fleshing out why this. makes sense or doesn't make sense it's. the same thing I said to my jet broker. Durk I said I don't. understand no this is what they've.

decided they've decided that they're. going to. Halt construction permits in Beverly. Hills they going to Halt them until. there's more affordable housing until. there is more affordable housing what. that means is that you cannot do a any. any permit we're not talking about ju. you building the big uh 20,000 I'm. talking about a bathroom a.

kitchen the. stairs the deck anything you might need. you cannot get a permit to do. construction on the potentially. dangerous situation in your house until. there is more. affordable housing for the poor people. of Beverly. Hills follow all the logic here I'm I'm. the potholes in this are large enough.

you can't even drive a car down the. street but fine California and the and. the judge the judge who delivered this. ruling the judge who delivered and by. the way this could also be you own an. apartment building in Beverly Hills and. you want to repair something that your. tenants have complained about correct me. if I'm wrong you can't you couldn't get. a permit to do that right correct no. permits no permits so to the people. living in Beverly Hills in apartments.

that might be broke and not living in up. to code or good apartments that their. landlords need to fix for whatever. reason they can also not get permits. until there's more affordable housing I. don't know if that means like green. lighting the affordable I don't know if. they need to see the ground are we. breaking ground I don't I don't know. what needs to happen the judge Curtis a. kin blocked the city from issuing all. building permits except for new. residential development as a penalty for. Beverly Hills failure to approve a.

sufficient blueprint for affordable. housing Curtis a. kin now who is who is this judge decent. looking young Asian-American. male. now okay like anybody who should be. weighing in. on local.

politics he was a contestant on Big. Brother the. judge who is. now presumably getting back at the. producers of Big Brother by telling them. they cannot renovate their kitchen. island in Beverly. Hills this ju this this radical judge. because it is radical to say nobody can. do anything was a contestant on Big. Brother California is burning in exactly.

the way it should it is being taken down. by ex reality stars it is being shredded. and by the way California and Victor. Davis Hans have talked about this. recently the only reason they can get. away with the level of insanity they get. away with other than the weather which. is not even that great everyone goes the. weather the weather the weather's. fine but the reason Reon they can get. away with it is because they have this n. trillion doll market cap in Northern.

California where all the tech companies. are that's why people like Nome and all. these people are celebrities right like. uh uh you know Gavin and uh and. Feinstein and Pelosi they celebrities. because they're backed by all this big. Tech money they never lose and they're. allowed to kind of get away with wacky. stuff that people in New York couldn't. get away with um because again all of. that is the largest consolidation of. wealth ever in the history of the world. and it's in Northern.

California um to they can get away with. stuff that you just couldn't get away. with if you didn't have that so this. judge Curtis a kin can we find uh any of. him speaking whether it's on Big Brother. or not is there any this is a Curtis a. kin can you imagine there can you. imagine your you cannot renovate your. home because the.

judge who was a contestant on Big. Brother do you want big brother is not. allowing you do you want him on big. brother or do you want him just talking. because we got. both let's see him on Big Brother let's. see the origin story I want to. know where this guy comes from who is. this guy not that I think I'm so great. but the show is about people we we are. those people it's not about the game. show anymore mankind is bigger than the.

show yeah it's what we would do to one. another whatever and so even if he's. wrong about what the premise. fundamentally was in the beginning there. is something that we do have is it's a. 2-8 Street of negotiation I suppose the. I mean California really deserves that. this guy was he elected uh no he was. appointed by Jerry Brown he was. appointed okay and he's the judge here. does he give any rationale for this. ruling uh. other than the fact that he's like you. know where broke people really want to.

live the Beverly Hills they want to buy. a $80 cheese at the cheese. shop and then by the way the LA Times go. up to that because the LA Times knows. what they're doing they go in Beverly. Hills no kitchen remodels or pool grados. as judge orders of building moratorium. over lack of affordable housing so again. it's like there you know everyone just. uh fixing their pool Grotto and uh you. know hitting homeless people with a. stick. go by the way and ask who this is. helping go to the people on fentol.

living on the street and ask them if. they're if they feel better that no. one's doing a pool gr it's the most. insane. thing oh here's his logic right here he. here's his logic read his Logic the. judge noted that Beverly Hills is. counting on medical office buildings and. car dealerships to convert to. housing so like that the AI dealership. is apparently going to potentially. become an apartment all these defunct. car dealerships along Wilshire Audi. dealership's going to become an. apartment for lowincome people in.

Beverly. Hills part of it that's that that's the. plan we have. 110,000 people on the street many of. them writhing in pain because they. haven't hit had their fix because. they're addicted to drugs which we just. let come come in and whatever we buy. them we make them whatever and the. response to that the with a straight. face is to convert the Audi dealership. to seven.

apartments and if not and if that. doesn't happen soon if that doesn't. happen now you cannot fix a crack in. your. deck this is the it's the stupidest. idea can you imagine people that are. broke going I live in Beverly Hills now. telling their friends I live in Beverly. Hills go man you turned it around not. really I'm in this low-income housing. thing it kind of sucks it used to be an.

Audi dealership they keep knocking on. our doors and making us pee in a cup is. that what's going to happen by the way. is it going to be like enforced like is. that what is that the kind of the game. here maybe I'm all for low-income. housing by the way I'm over people that. don't have money being able to live. places I'm I'm not saying that it's what. I'm saying is. that I don't understand the wisdom of. putting them in the most expensive city. City in the one of the most expensive. cities in the country other than getting.

back at it's not like there's a. tremendous amount of resources right. there for them that can be accessible. what are they going to start do what do. they want to live near plastic surgeons. is that important when you're when you. don't have a lot of money is it. important that you live near plastic. surgery that's what Beverly Hills is. offering plastic. surgeons is that what people want. somebody said when you force too many. sardines into a sardine can you end up.

with something inedible well they don't. really know how to the people in Beverly. Hills don't know how to oppose this they. really don't know how to say like they. need to listen to what I'm saying do you. hear what I'm saying does anyone how. about that can anyone listen to what I'm. I know people a lot of influential. people listen to this show this Show's. not the biggest show but it is a lot of. very rich influential people people that. are on presidential campaigns people. like the show that have a brain in their. head that is what it is.

now listen to what I'm oppose it like. this don't call people sardines I'm. giving you the blueprint of how we can. get this out of there if you listen to. me I'm not for I'm my I I go I'm around. that Audi thing a lot I'm telling you. how we get rid of this the right. way who said the Sardine thing who's. white why is white speaking said white. of the municipal League Thomas White.

Municipal that's who they send out to. oppose this someone named Thomas White. of the municip literally this is the. quote this is the quote you have too. many sardines it uh turns into a too. many sardines in a sardine can it. becomes like uh inedible uh inedible. said white that's what it says in the. new LA Times said. white I'm telling you people the facts. and the. truth lowincome.

housing here's the other thing people. are not going to want to. admit and people are gonna get mad at me. when I say this and God God forbid I. tell a lie here because I'm not telling. a lie poor people really like other poor. people this is true this is actually. true they get. along they get along they raise the cars. you see them on YouTube they get.

along and it's weird like are they gonna. like it I don't think they're gonna like. it if you took a bunch of Daytona Beach. white trash and drop them off at the. Colony Hotel in Palm Beach they're not. going to like it because they want. burgers and tits out waitresses and. stuff and it's there's nothing wrong. with that it's just everybody needs to. do what they. enjoy. I don't think low-income people want to. live in Beverly Hill I'm I'm my.

opposition to this is actually for them. not for me I want them I want as many. lowincome people in Beverly Hills as POS. when I'm in Beverly Hills I look around. and I go you know what this place. needs and by the way there's already. enough um scumbags there because it's. big for tourism so a lot of deags are. already there they're already there. there's the Cheesecake Factory they.

already go they walk down Rodeo Drive. with their F they're already there we. don't have to house them we don't have. to they can't we don't have to let them. sleep in the Audi. dealership they got to go home we got to. give lowincome Californians a reasonable. rational route to a life and it is not. shoving them in a in a luxury car car. dealership in Beverly Hills that's not. the answer so that they can do what.

exactly coffee is $18 what can they do. there get a tit lift a Brazilian butt. lift get a face lift get their neck cut. open that's all people are doing in. Beverly Hills is getting their next. stapled together and getting pills from. their doctor that's all it is a town of. people getting pills filling. prescriptions that's all anyone in. Beverly Hills is doing pretending to eat. a salad. and filling prescriptions that's what.

they're. doing and now on top of that we're g to. have low-income people that can afford. to do neither they can't afford to enjoy. Beverly Hills to give them a place they. can. enjoy like Gilbert Arizona you enjoy. that there's probably a Chili's chilies. I like chilies it's good you can race. things in the dirt they go fast look how. fast it goes in the dirt. but Beverly Hills to really enjoy it you. have to be filling a prescription have.

you ever heard the sound of pills in a. bottle as they get wrapped tightly up in. a nice little thing and handed to you. your legal drug of choice and you get. right into your car and you and you put. your hands on that heated steering wheel. and you gobble one of those bad boys. down with a nice feede or an aquapa and. then you sit your [ __ ] ass in the car. and you look both ways and you go right. out on a Beverly Drive with a nice that.

chalky pill taste in your throat and. then you go home and you stare at. yourself in the mirror and see if your. neck stapling. worked that's what Beverly Hills is you. cannot put a bunch of people that are. not ready for that life they're not. ready for that. life they're not ready poor people are. actually very lovely and Earnest many of. them and they actually are good people. it's it's kind of cruel to force them.

into this den of. snakes and this is the track the people. got to take listen to. me this is what you got to go out there. and say go we are. bad and we don't want to ruin their. lives by having them here sleeping in. our Audi. dealership just come out and go we want. the H we want the low-income housing but. we we want to make it good for them so.

we got to take some time we don't want. to rush it we don't wna who's the mayor. of Beverly Hills I believe it's a woman. one second who is. it Lily boss get her up let me see this. let me see this. lady can I get a meeting with this woman. of course can I sit down with this. woman look at look at get get her wish. she's holding the. microphone that's right okay she's had.

some she's had a couple of things done. hasn't she and they look good get her in. the green outfit get her when she's in. the green outfit. yeah the woman this is the mayor of. Beverly Hills she's dressed like money. she's dressed like she looks like a $100. bill she's. dressed Lily baby ly ly ly ly ly ly ly. boss boss Lily the boss ly boss ly boss. ly. boss ly my ly my ly love my ly lady love.

you got to go out there and you got to. say of course we want to enrich our. community with spumps. but we have to do it the right this is. what she should do she get out grab the. mic and go listen to me I'm Lily Lily. boss the mayor of Beverly. Hills every night I look at at my. husband and tell him to get off his.

phone and I tell him when I look deeply. into his eyes I say. husband Farhad whatever his name is I. say listen to. me I want more lowincome residents in. Beverly Hills but it has to be done. perfectly and every night we discuss it. because he's a property developer and. every night we disc discuss how to do it. how we can do it properly for example.

here's a thought Here's a thought look. at what Hamas has done with. tunnels 450 miles of tunnels I think the. New York Times. said are you telling me we cannot build. lowincome housing in. tunnels under Beverly Hills like Hamas. did can we not do that some people that. are friends with Hamas live in Beverly. Hills in very big homes can we ask those.

people how it's done is it impossible. that we can't build underground tunnels. for low-income. people that also have skylights where. they can. see is that a bad idea no no it's. not it's one of my many good and that's. what Lily should. say Lily should say that in tragedy. there is opportunity. in researching the Hamas Terror Network.

after the tragic events of October 7th. me and my husband were stunned at the. intricacy of the tunnel system we. believe that we can accomplish something. like that in Beverly Hills a fully. functioning Subterranean City for. lowincome residents that has all the. things that they need check cashing. places places where they fry food. tattoos that you can go get with your.

children all in a tunnel Network an. intricate tunnel Network dug underneath. Beverly. Hills it's not a bad idea not a bad. [Music]. idea people are all up there into this. timothi Shalom they say he's a houthi a. fighter he's hot they say it looks like. shalomay fighter with terrorists on. hijack [ __ ] banned from Tik Tok after. going viral as hot hothy. pirate let him be hot on Tik Tok he's.

going to die we're going to kill him. nobody's going to you're not gonna win. against America stop stop aoui the. yemeni Pirates are gonna win let him be. hot for the last few minutes of his. life let him be attractive he is very. attractive I'm sure he's all death to. America that's not turning any of us off. by the way people are going to flick. their Bean to you and jerk their [ __ ]. to you all night you can [ __ ] say.

death to America all you want it doesn't. matter we are still gonna [ __ ] whack. it to the idea of you [ __ ] us on that. boat now does he say anything does he. talk I think he might but this is a. video of is it death to. America uh no you want to just watch. this one let's watch. [Music]. it how great is it by the way that we. this is the way you. turn you turn these yemeni Fighters into.

gay sex. symbols that's how you win the war MH uh. because they become too embarrassed to. fight of course there's only one. good-look many of them are probably a. mess yeah let's see let's see the rest. of the. [Music]. video by the way is it is like I'm I'm. not trying to be critical here but like.

is this what terrorism is. now because like when I grew up. terrorism was actually like killing. people like this is just you're I'm. you're hot on a. boat is that what terrorism is now. you're just going to be hot on a boat. aren't like what's what we're supposed. to cringe when we see what you're doing. we're not supposed to start masturbating. when we watched a terrorist video when I. was growing up we'd be like Jesus [ __ ]. oh my God Daniel Pearl any of that stuff.

this video only makes me want to jerk my. [ __ ] that's not good. terrorism terrorism is supposed to not. make you want to flick your be it's. supposed to make you very disgusted and. scared and terrifi I am the opposite of. scared when I see this if this is what. we're up against Twinks in the ocean. that's what we're up against these. people people are so dead they're so. dead we just bomb them with [ __ ] fat.

people one person that lives in. Cleveland could take out that whole boat. and. crush this uh let's see the rest of this. does he say anything does he do anything. I think it's just like a thirst trap not. even a death to America he's doing a. thirst trap he's about to. [Music]. die well it it nothing's like it used to. be I'm getting to that age now where I. look at the world and I long for when.

things made. sense chiotti. [Laughter]. Depp terrorism used to be about cutting. people's heads off or lighting them on. fire not just sitting there and being. hot on Tik Tock in a. boat there's no values anymore no one. has any. values we used to respect our.

terrorists yes we created them and. funded them but who cares they were. important to the whole. narrative we respected them because they. kept doing increasingly crazier. [ __ ] the bombings the beheadings the. burnings now they're. hot this isn't going to work we're. falling in love with them but maybe that. is their new plan to just be hot just be. hot and sexy maybe they've gotten as.

lazy as we are we're the lazy ones you. guys are out working that's why we give. you all this. money our enemies have to work that's. the rules we give you the money and the. weapons you go do heinous [ __ ] and then. we go kill all of you and then when that. uh runs out we give more of you money. and we then we and everybody back to one. lights camera action rolling Gilbert. goons day wise sit right in the.

chair right in the chair sound and I'm. hello hi cut Hi how are you put the. Iguana on the left of him I want yeah I. understand I'm tip because I have a. cactus on the right I want an iguana on. the left are iguanas not in Arizona. they're not it's more of a Miami thing. is there a li well what is the lizard. with the beard the when the beard goes.

out like the dragon can we do that. because let's end on that because we. have we do a closeup of the kids and. then we end on the because the beard. takes you you know what I mean takes you. really into it where we're trying to go. into the heart of it I me I own the I'm. the whole story this whole thing that's. what I do okay no no no I respect. everyone we all have jobs I got it we. all have jobs we all have jobs that's. great. Sarah snook as the mom from succession. how about that Sarah [ __ ] snook we.

attach her sioban Roy one of the greats. Sarah snook we attach as the. mom as the mom of one of the. goons she could do an American accent. she's a [ __ ] killer snook is on board. look at her this is the mom of the Goon. Sarah. snook um. for the one of the goons uh we got to do. like a. [Music].

uh who's a Gilbert goon. type [ __ ] somebody from Euphoria do the. no they're all 40 do the kid from the. mick that uh Thomas bar Barba the mick. kid yeah that guy but he's older now go. to that go to go down down down down. down Gilbert goon yes Gilbert goon big. and big Gilbert goon that's we cast him. he's in go down go down there's more go.

to with the hat right there there it is. Gilbert goon there we I'm telling you I. will have a show here that will be. amazing amazing amazing timd comedy.com. where can you find me timeland. comedy.com where can you see me San. Antonio this weekend next week weekend. whatever weekend San Antonio Dallas. Atlanta St Louis Indianapolis West nyak.

just announced Levity Live great Club. trying to get some fun Clips Boston. three shows at the Wilbur almost sold. out probably adding a fourth Foxwoods. Chicago we're going back to the Improv. you know why because it's a lot of the. same material from Chicago Theater I. just love Chicago and it's an hour. outside it's shamberg it's kind of a. different Market we're just going to be. having a lot of fun those shows Chicago. is one of my favorite places to do. comedy Dania Beach Florida at the Dania. Beach Improv which I believe is around. Fort Lauderdale I'll be staying in Palm.

Beach um Tula India Phoenix W Phoenix. Atlantic City New Jersey timd delc. comedy.com I will tell you this folks. again I had just visited uh Palm Beach. there is it is my home spiritually sadly. not physically I don't have the funds. but it is my spiritual. home I've never felt. at more at peace than I do.

there I I and when you observe me there. don't do you feel I'm at peace yeah it's. like your natural habitat I I've never. been in a place where I I it every it. just clicks it. works It just. fits. and and that's the thing it's just. something nice about it you know. something nice about it and. um you won't hear that you won't hear.

Palm Beach judge says no renovations. until affordable you. know there's no judge in Palm Beach it. was on Big. Brother G so many people stop me in the. street and they say. um do you know how I can help myself. from the government. and I. gow and they go not just the government.

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everybody I want I want and it feels. like it won't happen but my birthday is. coming up and I want Israel and. Palestine for my birthday to just do a. just. chill do a big concert get jelly roll. and have fun have a little fun godamn. it come see me on the road good night.