Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #375

Have a Holly Jolly Christmas it's the. best time of the. [Music]. year I wish I knew more. traditional Christmas songs I always. know the first line or two but I don't. know enough of it to kind of do it you. know and I wish I knew more I have the. first have. a jolly Christmas is the best time of.

the year and then I don't know. um well it's the final episode of the. Year folks and we uh appreciate you. being with us. um I don't know if this is a Christmas. story to be honest with you is it ever. is it ever on this show is it ever a fun. holiday story is it ever a nice story we. got to do that one day just nice.

but it's as I've said before the nice. stories are almost more terrifying. because it's like a guy who walked to. work every day for 70 years and now has. diabetes and one leg and no health. insurance uh everybody at the plant that. he works at got together and bought him. a car that's like the N that's like the. nice. version of the story like there is no. just really not you. know so this is a story about a.

marauding group of white Suburban. teenagers in uh Arizona going around and. killing. people well that's not. nice and apparently they're well connect. we cannot show any of this by the way so. don't I mean I don't think we can show. any of this this is all violent yeah you. have to be very careful here we're under. a. microscope we got an election coming up. and there going to get real tight on the.

Independent Media of which I am one one. of the most powerful members of The. Independent Media in the world. me and because of that they're going to. be uh very difficult to deal with these. sensors. MH so if there's a way to show any of. this we have to do it very blurry or. small yep yeah all right I'm just. putting that out there because the kids. now are filming.

their uh beatings. their let's let's start at the. beginning let's start at the beginning. it's a Christmas. story let's start at the beginning there. is a state called. Arizona Arizona. is. fine outside of Scottdale and Paradise. Valley where I have several friends and. they maintain. beautiful uh Spanish style desert. residences is some Modern and many of.

them have left the high tax state of. California and have. escaped to well not the greener pastures. but the brown uh pastures of and I like. a desert Mansion I don't hate it I spent. quarantine in Palm Springs I have no. hatred uh for the you know the the. desert thing it's not for me per say but. I outside of uh. Scottdale and Paradise Valley don't know.

anyone in Arizona I don't know how it. works I don't know how it works I know. only Scottdale I know only Paradise. Valley and that's all I want to know. because when you get out of those places. you're in some type of Hell really it's. like 115 degrees every day they have. these fake lakes that they diee this. aquamarine color and all these people. get in these little Swan Boats and it's. hellish out there and I'm not saying.

it's the it's the surface of Mars is how. they live these. people. now there's a town called Gilbert. Arizona I've never been to this place I. will never be to this place unless. something go horribly wrong in my life. um lot of Mormons this ties in with the. LDS church the Mormons are involved I. got very big into this I'm not usually. into True Crime I really am not because. it's it's usually some woman who gets.

kidnapped and you're like oh boy you. know what I mean and it's a very woman. thing True Crime it's a because women. fantasize about men who love them enough. to kidnap them and put them in a trunk. but I've never you know I so I don't. really I have not been a um a. connoisseur of the genre of podcasting. which is the biggest in the world right. true crime and I just basically uh pay. attention to the new news and I read.

news from all over the country and all. over the world so I bring things to you. before they happen who knew Megan Marco. was a [ __ ] I did years ago I knew it was. a joke when I was saying people were. celebrating it I was going wait Watch. What Happens. here I'm following this news out of. Gilbert Arizona where this gang of uh. children this marauding group of. white privileged and I mean you know. Arizona privilege they have uh these big.

houses that look like Olive Gardens or. Macaroni Grills you know I mean the kid. who's accused of doing this I think his. parents own an orange theory gym so you. call the reddits what do you think asse. me for that they don't know you know. what kind of lawyers I have you know. what kind of lawyers I have Beverly. Hills attorneys I have New York City. attorneys buddy what are you. nuts so I'm not saying anybody's name by. the way because I'm not doing.

that my point is that on the reddits. they talk about this family like they're. the the kennedies they own a gym they. own a martial arts gym but this is. Arizona everyone there a lot of them. they're all so desperate they live in. litter boxes in hell and and it's sand. traps in hell they live in so the family. that owns the kickboxing gym is like the. Bush family to these people who live in. hell no offense am I offending anyone.

you live in hell and have nothing so to. anyone that has anything these people. are impressed these houses are all made. of the finishes that people that I know. we use in like the outdoor fireplace and. then these people put it on the whole. house my I'm going to get really. distracted here and this whole thing is. going to be about masonry and that's not. what I want it to be about my my my. first of all none of this is going in. anyone who lives in Scottdale who I've. several friends of Scott still in.

Paradise. Valley the great Phoenician lot of lot. of respect a lot of people. there what am I even saying there's a. group of kids killing people in the. street I. think they're called the Gilbert goons. they're a small group of people and they. run around and they attack brutally. attack kids they bash their heads in and. and uh and uh their teeth are flying. everywhere and they they're doing it in. an In-N-Out parking lot and everything. and they a lot of these kids are rich by.

the standards of. Arizona by the standards of. Arizona by the standards of Gilbert. Arizona not Scott you know so they're. connected connected but then there's the. Mormons who involved now I don't know. much about the Mormons I really don't I. don't know anything about the Mormons. other than again please don't be mad at. me it's a very stupid religion as the. world religions go it's very very dumb. the premise of Mormonism is that God. dictat ated the real deal to a.

illiterate guy who is also a drunk named. Joseph Smith and then that's the whole. point here whatever you're and now by. the way if it helps you live a good life. hey if it helps you live a good life if. it helps you not kill and fornicate and. whatever if it is what you need do it. that's the way I feel about everything. now as I get older it's what you need as. long as what you need doesn't uh uh make. me like um you know infringe on my right.

to be a person that doesn't agree with. your thing that's why I'm a little. skeptical of the in hordes of uh uh. people coming over from uh the uh Middle. Eastern countries because they seem. serious about the religion very serious. um so the Mormon thing my cousin's. husband is a excommunicated from. Mormonism because he as any reasonably. intelligent 17-year-old he sat down when. they went this is a [ __ ] rarded this.

is not it now Mormons I guess are kind. of gangsters I didn't know this but. they're kind of gangsters the Marriott. family they own all the hotels in all of. the world they're a big Mormon F I. didn't know anything about this. latterday Saints I just knew Mitt Romney. was a Mormon and again don't be offended. if you're a Mormon and you like this. show good for you but it just it seems. silly objectively it seems like an. objectively silly religion a lot of. these religions are just created to. siphon money from people control them. whatever we all know this whatever now.

now the Mormons don't talk to the cops. they don't they uh they protect their. own it's insular this is what I've. learned on Reddit threads and reading. about the more I don't know these things. people tell me my cousin's husband tells. me about these things so in this town. where people are apparently incredibly. privileged because they own uh the Poke. Ball spot their kids are like uh a. athletes. and they're doing very well and they're.

and they're just going around this. Valley what is it called this place. Gilbert no but the East Valley oh East. Valley what is who are so they're going. around this Valley the East Valley and. they're attacking kids randomly and the. whole and everybody in the community is. going stop trying stop killing my. children in the community now and they. just ran that article that Gilbert. Arizona one of the best places to live. yeah and these kids are going around.

beating people up and the and the and. the cops are doing nothing the cops are. like not arresting these Mormon rich. kids this also happened in Gilbert. Arizona years ago was a gang called the. devil dog some white supremacist gang. supposedly probably was that maybe. worked with Sammy the bul gravano. selling ecstasy I think unless I'm. mixing that up but I'm not it's the. Devil Dogs they were a gang in Gilbert. and I think they were working with. gravano because gravano moved to Arizona. he was selling accy whatever um.

tell there's a something weird in the. town and the town has the big Temple the. LDS temple right very. interesting um so they kind of protect. their own so these kids are running. around attacking people and nothing is. happening nobody's getting arrested. nobody's and and you know they're white. and they have money what people in. Gilbert Arizona consider. money no. offense just not it's not one hide Ark. you don't know what it is Google it.

piggy these kids are running around. they're all psychotic they're. sociopaths they think their gangsters. are acting out rap songs they have a rap. song that I heard which is not good. they're using drugs they got guns in the. videos the brass knuckles they have the. gun out in the they're in the you know. the Macaroni Grill style mansion in. Arizona with the gun out I'm a thug I'm. 17 I'm a Mormon Thug in in Arizona.

desert Macaroni Grill house it's crazy. and it's a fascinating story you can. show that right yeah the kids with the. guns and they're in the house you know. so I'm this is interesting to me because. the cops are doing nothing and I know. people there I know like people there I. know everyone thinks it's Carrie Lake. it's not Carrie Lake you know it's not. but I know other people but I know. people in the. state and they're like they're like this. is super weird that none of these kids.

have been arrested because here's the. deal they kill a kid this is what I've. left out there's a Halloween party and. this kid uh Preston Lord this young kid. sadly gets murdered he's attacked they. stomp his head out on the ground I mean. this is really crazy stuff for the. nicest uh town to live in in America. right and what's not to like 110 degrees. fake Lakes. tarantulas you know what I mean what.

what what couldn't what's not to like. dust storms scorpions snakes it's. lovely now marauding groups of teenage. Mormons trying to kill you and they. trying to kill your kids and the cops. doing nothing what is not to like. here so they kill this kid and nothing. is done they don't do anything the cops. don't do anything supposedly the cops. are in cahoots with the parents who are. in cahoots with the school this prep.

school that these kids go to I can't. really say the names of these things. because everybody's litigious. MH so I'm not going to say that right am. I wrong you tell me we shouldn't say the. names I'm not g to say the names a kid. can I say the name of the school you can. say the name of the school we could. bleep it out if we find out later we. shouldn't have. it I don't know what that but what is. that even mean the episode comes out. tomorrow yeah it's a school in Gilbert. Arizona where a lot of rich kids go yeah.

let's keep it at that keep it f keep it. at that yeah yeah I'm not trying to get. sued mhm what if this is a Jesse Smet. thing where we find out these kids. didn't do it they probably did it I. think they did it I think they did it. yeah but you got to be careful now. because you know so they kill this kid. and the cops do nothing really and the. now the town has gone nuts they're. leaving their houses these tiny little. Olive G Gardens wedged into the sand.

dirt where they. live and then some of the people even. from the bigger Olive Garden Macaroni. Grill style homes and they're leaving. these homes they're leaving their. recliners they're leaving their uh. desert pools their turquoise desert. pools they're walking outside onto their. uh fluorescent lit. streets in the middle of the Iraq where. they live and they're. walking to the police station they're. going do something you you Mormons.

MH this is what's happening in AR does. anyone care this is the. news this is the news now what's. happening there's people in Arizona who. just want Justice for the kid whose head. was stomped out by these crazy. kids and and everyone knows who they are. like everybody on the reddits and all. these things are going no it's these. kids they're the ones who've done it. and play this this is this is uh this is.

the mother or the. aunt she's. speaking and she's speaking of this. Memorial this is very sad yeah this is. the vigil uh. Thursday when we got the call that. Preston had been jumped my husband as. the protector of the family assumed the. role of navigating traffic signals to. get us to the hospital as quickly and. safely as. possible as the nurse I assumed the role. of evaluating medical scenarios of what.

his condition would look like at the. trauma center when we. arrived bruises maybe a black eye or. some broken bones never could I have. imagined the scene that we would walk. into that. night I was the first one to get to the. hospital I checked in and I said I'm. Preston Lord's aunt and he was just. brought in as a. trauma the girl's eyes immediately. dropped avoiding I contact with me and.

said please come with. me she buzzed me into a small room. sterile and alone four White Walls one. tan couch a single sage green chair one. medical supply box of. cleanups as the averting eyes closed the. door to this Hospital cell the only word. she could give me were the doctor and. social work will be in soon yes okay. listen this is very tragic uh the this. this Tri these kids got to go to jail.

they have to go to jail but the cops. have done nothing their SWAT team serves. some uh warrants all of this stuff's on. Snapchat I mean this is a it's a human. tragedy and the kids who did it are. monsters right these are they've been. doing it they've been so then you think. about how do you raise a. monster this is this is a good question. this is something to think about in the. BBS but it. happens it actually happens when kids. have nothing to lose they feel like they. have nothing to lose whether they are.

from the projects and they feel like. they they see all their friends get. killed in front of them and the value on. on human life is very low because they. are thrust into a world um where things. are insane from a young. age uh you know you you you have people. that. become sociopaths because they you know. in order to just function you have to. shut off the part of yourself that has.

any feelings now this also happens in. the suburbs where people are quite. comfortable and you have kids that are. just genuinely going out randomly. attacking kids doing serious damage to. them and killing one of them and then. you have their parents swooping in and. going we're going to protect you and. we're going to try to we're going to. help you get away with. murder which. is never had a relationship to my. parents like that but I guess a lot of.

people. do I like my parents I love my parents. they're good people but they I don't. they never would have tried to uh Shield. me from the consequences had I murdered. somebody and they have recommended. finally the Gilbert PD's recommended. charges to a bunch of these kids but it. says juveniles and adults that that. could mean that some of the kids are 18. but that could also mean that they will. charge some of the parents. with trying to.

obstruct and protect these kids and it's. an ex-girlfriend it's always the one who. gets you she's coming out and and. telling people what went. down this kid was 16 when he died when. your kid dies it really ruins your whole. life as an adult as a parent you can. never really come back from. that you can live a life you can live a. good life but you can never come. back fully from losing a child this is.

it doesn't happen so the idea that the. kids who did it would get off or go. free is. crazy crazy enough that even the people. of. Arizona were motivated to take to the. streets and stop these rich by Arizona. standards parents from. protecting their children. and trying.

to you know pressure the cops or maybe. they're working with the cop maybe one. of these kids parents is a cop we don't. know we don't know about. that but it's got to be mading to see. nothing. done and people are going to go well. they're rich white kids this happens. often well you know I I'm I'm sure that. it happens more often than than when. they are black we know that we get it. but there should be uh some justice here.

for this child that was murdered and. that's this case that I've been. following these Gilbert goons it's a. squad of marauding Mormons maybe I don't. know maybe it's not and by the way if it. comes out that they're not Mormons then. hey egg on my face. apologies everything being written about. this. suggests that they are. Mormons and that they kind of protect.

their own out there. in Arizona I didn't even know they were. there I thought it was. Utah but apparently there's a big. presence. in Gilbert Arizona and good for the. citizens the citizens are going the. police are corrupt they're incompetent. best case they're incompetent but. they're probably corrupt and they're not. doing anything. so I think when they blow this open when.

it becomes national news and I'm talking. about it before it's national news M um. it'll become like a very very big deal. and that a lot of maybe Heads Will Roll. with the cops or anything like that I. don't know I don't know I don't. know in another Spate of happy news of. Florida teen kills his sister over. Christmas. presents I gotta be honest with you my I. was at a few Christmases this year my.

fathers my cousins I am telling you. right. now I am I feel. like we are getting kids too many. presents in the. country I think this is what makes the. Gilbert goons goons we give them too. much I I my my cousin told her mother. get only one gift her. child my aunt and I think that's good.

because kids are getting way too. much way too. much abrielle Baldwin 23 the mother of a. six-year-old and an 11mon year old an. 11mon old 11mon year old and an. 11-month-old was fatally shot by her. 14-year-old brother on Christmas Eve. where is this Florida yep it's another. paradise isn't it a 14-year-old Florida. teen fatally shot his sister in an.

argument over Christmas. gifts the argument started when the. brothers ages 14 and 15 were out. shopping on Christmas Eve Sunday with. their mother and sister and got into a. spat over who was receiving more. Christmas. gifts after shopping the boys their. mother their 23-year-old sister and the. two young children went to their. grandmother's home in Largo where the. argument can can you imagine the. argument. continued so I guess they're at like a.

mall or something mhm they start. fighting about who's getting more. gifts the 23-year-old sister should be I. know she's got two kids but still she. shouldn't be getting any gifts you're an. adult the gift cut off has got to happen. at 18 a few things for college that's. it that's when the 14-year-old brother. stood in the doorway he took out his 40. caliber semi-automatic hand handgun he. pointed it at his brother and told him.

he was going to shoot him in the. head the 14-year-old tried to get his. 15-year-old brother to fight and an. uncle ended up separating them and. moving the 14-year-old outside into the. driveway area that's where he found. abrielle carrying her 11-month-old baby. in a carrier she told him you all need. to leave that stuff alone why are you. trying to start it it's Christmas the. 14-year-old argued with her calling her. derogatory terms and shot her in the CH. as she was holding her infant in the. carrier she fell and the baby fell but.

the baby was. unharmed the 15-year-old brother then. came outside took out a 45 caliber. semi-automatic handgun exclaimed you. shot my [ __ ] sister and then. shot the 14-year-old one time in the. stomach the sheriff said there was an 8C. gap between the time the 14-year-old. shot abrielle and before he himself was. shot at the time he was shot he was no. longer in possession of his gun the.

15-year-old then ran through his gun in. a nearby yard and is it who got them all. the guns for. Christmas is that that might be a. problem maybe it wasn't a good idea last. Christmas everybody get a gun everyone. got a 40 cal for Christmas in this. family abrielle was taken to a hospital. died of her. wounds she was just a woman going about. life doing her thing with her two kids. now you got two kids and their mom's.

dead this is the. quote 14-year-old is charged with. first-degree. murder child abuse and being a. delinquent in possession of a firearm. the kids this is the problem remember. when you know there was this idea that. like the children are the future and the. children are going to the children are a. real big. problem in this. country um. and I think yeah well these kids carried.

guns all the. time they're out in the middle of the. night doing car burglaries the kid the. the the you know how many of these. homicides are young people. tons young people in this country are a. threat to. everyone when I see a young person I'm. on edge I'm not even kidding when I see. a young person now I'm 38 if I am in a. mall restaurant like a high-end Mall.

restaurant uh fig and olive if you will. if I'm in the Houston Galleria at fig. and. olive and I see a young person I'm. immediately on edge I'm immediately on. edge I expect to be shot or to be. lectured about the names they want to be. called young people now are uh sick. we've made them. sick and they're they they have no like. this Gilbert thing that the Snapchats.

are sending are like yeah hit a Kitt's. dead. now they're unfeeling uncaring Monsters. the whole lot of them by the way I'm. sure there are some good ones but the. vast majority of young people now. are they're. unstable they're unstable they have no. solid footing of which to uh proceed to. create a life and it's terrifying being. a is someone who sees and reads all this.

[ __ ] about uh young people and how sick. they. are you know I'm much more wary of young. people than I am older people young. people don't they don't see violence as. any something that's real I don't know. what it is life has no value to them. they don't seem to care about it they Li. like and and I I'm not saying that these. qualities aren't present in older people.

but it's incredibly terrifying when you. see these qualities emerge in a younger. person a 14 15 16y old who doesn't. attach put any value on human. life and you see them in the malls you. see them out. there with the dead eyes they have dead. eyes the. young young people have dead I mean God. what's what is what have we done to them. why are they like this have you ever and. I'm telling you I'm not wrong go to a.

diner go to a restaurant go to a gastro. pub go anywhere you see a large family. the one who's 14 there's something with. their. eyes something's. up this is we're getting the evidence. and by the way remember we had no. evidence we're like we don't know what. it's we just give two-year-olds MacBook. we don't know what Happ we give them. iPads we don't know what happens well. here's what happens they become the. Goons. when when you raise children you.

Outsource the raising of your children. to algorithms they've become monsters. truly I see them you see them they're. out you see them they just they have. dead. eyes go and speak to a teenager at a. holiday party they have dead eyes and. it's. terrifying and I know you're G to I'm I. going to get all these mess not all of. them well a lot of them do a lot of them. do a lot of them.

do I think we have more than enough. evidence now that whatever we're doing. to them is not. ideal across the. board it's kind of it's kind of you know. disturbing I don't have children myself. obviously and I but I know people that. do and they're trying to do the right. thing but like you know I also. know that a lot of these kids they just. they're it's they're fully being raised. on Tik Tok they're fully being raised by.

algorithms they're just the what's cool. to these kids they're. nihilists you know they they've grown up. in this environment where there's. nothing is real we at least saw the. institutions like the Catholic church. and the government we at least saw them. fall from a pedestal but at least there. was that. pedestal and then when we started to get. older we started to see the cracks and. the foundation these kids have never had.

any authority figure they've ever. respected their life is chaos pure chaos. from the moment they're cognizant of. anything their lives are pure. chaos. chaos this is not good. apparently this is very very bad way to. live when you're a child when you're. when you're. there uh trying to figure out how to. orient yourself in the world world and. Everywhere You Look is is is something.

that. is is is the ruins of something. everybody hates each other no one agrees. on what reality is and the only the only. thing that's cool is. drugs violence killing. people having money having. things it's crazy there's no value. system you could plug any of that into. it's nuts it's completely.

nuts I'm I'm. hopeful that we can figure out a. way to. like maybe maybe the schools should be. jails to be. honest maybe we should kind of. identify these kids as like maybe we. should kind of treat them like like. criminals they're a.

problem the children are a. problem it it's not they're not the. future that's that's not happening that. Canard is not happen the children are. not the future the children are a threat. to the common. good they are a threat to society. children teenagers spe they are a threat. to the fabric of our society and they.

need to be dealt with dealt. with dealt. with what was this is this a great idea. that none of them work is it a good idea. that no children work I'm just serious. now is it a good idea that not one child. in this country has a [ __ ] job. anymore nobody works at the movie. theater nobody takes the tickets for the. for the uh the. fair kids used to work now they don't. work anymore any more they sit around in. mansions doing fent andol and waving.

guns around on Tik Tock they need to. work all we heard from the Communist to. rais my generation is how unfair it was. in the workhouses in England because uh. Oliver wanted uh can I have more GRL and. they wouldn't give him more GRL or. whatever now now everyone has gr and. everyone's ,000 pounds so we've. overcorrected now no kids are in the. workhouses none of them are working at. all. these lazy fox have GRL for days they.

can press a button on their phone and. someone comes in and gives them a. burrito and a gun so they're all in. their Arizona uh Olive Garden style. mansions in a backyard in a swimming. pool doing fent and all and looking for. hunting for people to kill because none. of them have job I had jobs when I was a. kid I had jobs I worked I worked with my. mother who was an overweight lifeguard. she was a swim coach and and the little. children she taught how to swim loved. her they cling to her like a flotation.

device and and and she brought me into. that my father got me a job working for. some drunk who owned a restaurant and he. wouldn't serve coffee because he wanted. to be unique and everybody hated him I. was the bus boy in that restaurant for a. few months but I kept [ __ ] it up and. they got rid of me but the point is I. always worked you should get your. working papers at 14 or 15 and you. should have a [ __ ]. job this idea that children should not. work is the worst idea all of this.

anti-work [ __ ] is being pushed by people. who want to tear apart the entire fabric. of our. society don't work man it's so cool you. shouldn't work just [ __ ] hang out why. you got to go into the office you don't. got to work nobody was the work any this. whole thing all of these kids in the. suburbs now they don't have bosses they. have no responsibility their parents. don't care about them because they're.

doing Taio or whatever these parents are. doing they're managing the martial arts. whatever these [ __ ] people own they. don't care about their kid they don't. care they're checked out they're trying. to make money by Arizona standards. they're trying to make money they don't. have time to sit down with the kid and. go hey are you killing people look at me. you dead eyed little freak will you look. at me you dead eyed little monster look. at me are you killing people in the. In-N-Out parking lot while I'm out. training these fat. Arizona [ __ ] Housewives and widows so.

they can go out and snag a second. husband so they can get a house on a. fake turquoise Lake and this dump are. you killing people while I'm doing that. look at me you freak they don't have the. time these parents don't have the time. they're trying to climb the ladder of. nothing in Arizona it happens in New. York City too these big hedge front. people their kids going in at a re I. have a friend this guy he's a companion. for these like severely autistic. children who were literally abandoned. like FAL cats in Central Park by their.

parents because they wanted to go to. shad and go skiing and these fural cat. children literally autistic on a level. it's great you say hello to them they. go and my friend has to walk them around. they're addicted to the internet they. jerk off so much their penis falls off. these kids have gone nuts and they. they've been abandoned and their parents. are out you know in Aspen or in Palm. Beach and they're trying to climb these. corporate ladders and their children are. abandoned just to fend for themselves.

and some of them develop you know the. severe uh social anxiety disorders or. whatever and then my friend much like a. sober companion he has to walk them. around and tell them about his horrible. life so that they feel better I guess I. don't know but the point. is what what I'm saying here and what. I'm saying is this this movement where. we took children out of factories is not. good if a child had a factory job if a. child could leave school and go to a. factory and put the time in they would.

be better off if a child had if we could. have a manufacturing base in this. country with. children teenagers that had to work and. we cut the cut this [ __ ] out with the. college now enough with that that does. nothing for anyone the biggest losers I. know are in $200,000 worth of student. loan debt they got nothing going going. on children have to work they need to. work at the movie theater I know it's.

okay well nobody goes to the movie. theater Tim how do they work at the. movie theater I don't know they work at. The Vape Shop wherever they got to. [ __ ] work they shouldn't have all. this time they shouldn't have all this. time to murder the kids have too much. time to kill literally and the parents. don't care the parents don't care. they're uninterested they're trying to. get another Tesla they're uninterested. in what the kids are doing they're not. sitting down with the kids and asking. them are you killing anyone excuse me. and all these kids names are like jayen. and brillin and all these fake [ __ ].

crazy names that they're mothers gave. them it's like give them real names God. forbid out of the Bible and make them. work in a factory or something that's a. good it's a good happy medium North. Korea North Korea would do this North. Korea is trying to become a tourist. destination uh they're also ramping up. uh uh attack they're ramping up their. military they're trying to get ready for.

a war with uh Yours Truly the United. States so now North Korea has welcomed. tourists in the past however uh it is. unlikely that any of those tourists will. be American. bummer get some North Korean restaurants. up get some North Korean restaurants. let's see what they're doing here's the. thing with North Korea it's it's very. it's kind of. Bleak it's Bleak it's not great if you. if you want to.

really. yeah see that one The Grand Theater. restaurant let's see. that let's see that let's take a look at. those photos there just. one yeah see that here's the thing North. Korea I know you've put by the way. probably better than Gilbert Arizona but. I know that you've put a lot of work. into the missiles and you've put a lot. of work into you know the end of the. world but you got to put a little more. work I don't hate the orange. napkin by the way I don't I do not hate.

the orange napkin I don't hate the. orange napkin and I don't hate the. attempt at. Greenery but it needs to be a little. focused I you know it. seems I don't know it's a it's a little. uh empty it feels a little uh but I like. that it's. uncluttered see the good version of this. would be you say it's uncluttered space. the bad version of it would be you know. it's kind of creepy and I think that's.

what North Korea a lot of North Korea's. public spaces are kind of Haunting and. creepy and a lot of their restaurants. are uh unappealing to people because of. that so if you want tourists you have to. kind of get you have to have. fun what are the biggest tourist. destinations in America Disney World get. them up get the biggest tourists I'm. going to guess I'm going to say Disney. world's number one I say Las Vegas is in. the top five I say New York City is. maybe number two what are the biggest.

tourist destinations in the United. States of America because then we can. really let North Korea know how to do. it Time Square is number one it's uh. Central Park is number two Las Vegas is. number. three Union state by the way this is I. don't know that this is true because. Disney World's got to be number one yeah. so this is not. true Disney World's number seven on.

their list Disney World's number seven. well maybe Disney's lost because they're. turning all the kids trans isn't that. what's going on yeah yeah here's what I. mean in North Korea North Korea needs to. figure out they don't have Harry Potter. World they don't have Disney. World what has North Korea got they have. like a sub Museum from like a a boat. they captured in the ' 50s uh what kind. of boat like a submarine no it's like an. American uh they captured an American.

submarine and then they made it into a. museum. yes yeah I'll tell you right now it's I. just remember seeing it on yeah internet. well I don't know how many people that's. getting over there the USS Play Blow yes. Play Blow yeah yeah here there you. go yeah I mean I don't that doesn't seem. that. exciting right yeah I don't no it we. need we need more than. this what we do really well as a country. is simulate fun we're really good at it.

that's why we. like our adult population likes theme. parks and they love cruises. because if you're left to have fun on. your own you have to appreciate nature. or history or Cuisine you know things. that most people in this country don't. really appreciate and cannot afford so. what's left for the rest of those people. is a simulated good time fun that is.

given to you it's an all-inclusive. resort here's the beach here's the booze. here's the thing we don't we don't you. are not trusted to plan any of your own. activities the activities are here for. you you know here's what you got so. North Korea needs to figure out how to. make an adult theme park that is. attractive to people from all over the. world and it might be submarine land.

like you could figure out a way to have. a big because they're they're I'm not. saying don't like their whole military. dictatorship Vibe lean into it yeah lean. in because it's kind of cool if I know. that I can visit North Korea but not be. captured and killed or my brain. scrambled like out of warba I'm a freak. I want to go if you want to be the like. military dictatorship that allows people. in MH I'm with it I'm with it it's not.

going to be Harry Potter world it's not. going to be what we do but if you're. gonna be like a stark. cold but you know but we're there to. appreciate and respect. power you know like it would be a fun. thing if I was a tourist in North Korea. and there was a like maybe a big outside. balcony in a restaurants in an outside. balcony and the government of North. Korea shows us that they could turn the. lights on and off in the the town next. door M I'll go to see that you know and.

they turn the lights off and you hear. everyone go and then they turn it back. on if if it's fun like that I'll be into. it if it's fun like that it's got but. it's you got to lean into the fact that. you are a. creepy fascist place you can't run away. from that it can't all be you know fun. and sunshine and song If I visiting. North Korea I want the grit I want that.

like New York City lost a lot of grit we. got a lot of visitors but we lost a lot. of grit I want grit so if North Korea. can somehow figure out a. way to entice travelers to come not. imprison and kill us but allow us to. kind of. navigate their very Bleak cold world I'm. into it and and I think a lot of other. people would be too a lot of other. people there's a novelty to going to.

North Korea here's the good news here's. the good news there's a novelty to go to. North. Korea if I can fly to North Korea with a. bunch of people and we can stay in a. hotel and take photos in these vast. empty spaces that no one's allowed. in I'm in and I think a lot of other. people would be too because I know some. people that have a lot of money they're. all bored of going to the south of. France they're. bored a fun novelty trip to North.

Korea could be [ __ ] amazing getting. married in North Korea proposing in to. your wife in front of this big fountain. with a bunch of guards with guns and. that's the wedding. photo proposing in North Korea LOL how. the world has. changed they can do it they can do it. you don't have to disneyfy it you can. you can just lean in to the cold. creepy you know industrial thing that.

they have I I I think a lot of people. would end up into it it would kind of. end up into it it's this country it's. run by this one family that's kind of. feuding all the time and it's it's total. absolute fascism like they will you will. be. disappeared so as long as I'm not afraid. of that I I like empty spaces I like. places that are not crowded and that all. is North Korea to be honest Florida at. Spring break not for me North Korea I.

love it I love I love it just the the. sound of a fork and knife hitting a. plate and hear and nothing. else the one thing they've done is. they've created a space for. reflection and I think that's what North. Korea should kind of lean into we've. created a space for reflection where you. know all these people go to these. Spas they go to these Spas for what for. quiet can you get more quiet than North.

Korea that you know this could be a new. modern spa for people that want to. reflect and North Korea will say if if. any of our residents leave their. buildings we kill them in the street you. will never hear anything we are the. quietest place you want to reflect white. lady from Santa Barbara come to North. Korea it will be quiet no one will. bother you no one will B we promise you. no one will B you will hear nothing you.

will hear absolutely nothing you'll be. able to luxuriate whatever that the. version of that is but you'll be able to. walk around our completely empty cities. it's your city now it is a completely. empty City it'll just be the military. Hunter and you and if you can take a. girls trip where you are it is a. completely empty City it's a completely. empty City and it's just you and there's. no lines you know the V vacations are. it's nightmare lines did you book the.

thing did you book The Boat did you book. the thing. picture is North Korea a continent no. but it's a country picture an entire. country that has been cleansed for. you the people are on their best. behavior there they're on their best. behavior they are not going to be a. problem they're not going to be they are. really they are just there to fade into. the background and to let you enjoy the.

country it's kind of the perfect country. to travel to and I bet there's pretty. Google North Korea pretty things are. there pretty nice things there see the. mountains are there mountains I bet it. has Beauty I bet there's. Beauty it's the statues of him and his. dad yeah but by the way what a great. it's a great photo op but do you see. these empty cities are selling me yeah. they are selling it for me the at. totally empty. cities totally abandoned empty cities.

where people are afraid to go because. they will be captured by the military. Hunter is a nice. vacation that is a nice vacation and. Americans will not ask where everyone is. this is how selfish we are we will be. the only group other people will go. where are all the people not us not us. let us in let us in I know you don't. want to because we're like whatever.

about to go to nuclear war let the. people in we will not comment on what. you do Americans do not care when we go. on a vacation you could be doing a. genocide 15 minutes down the road if it. is not in front of us at our Resort we. don't care we do not care in fact we. will not care if the waiter from. yesterday. uh was macheted on the way in and they. said that to us they go yeah well I know.

you like the waiter it's just so sad you. know him and his family were hacked up. by Rebel forces last night we go that's. terrible that's terrible so let me ask. you can we do breakfast on the beach. could you bring the chairs down is that. too much of An Inconvenient we don't. care we don't care you're you're not. letting an Americans that's that's a bad. MO you want to let in you want to let in. a group of people that doesn't give a. [ __ ] what you're doing to your own.

people and there's nobody that will play. along better than the United States. there's no Travelers you would want more. than fat American Travelers who are more. than willing to spend their money and. they will not care what you do to your. PE in fact they will come home and say. we should do that to people here they. will appreciate it they will app this. people talk about the Singapore caning. in this country only positive I've never. heard one person to say anything. negative about the caning in Singapore. everybody that has heard of the caning.

or has seen the caning it is all. positive Americans will they'll go to. North Korea and go I like what they do. over there I'm telling they will come. back they will sit in a Denny's and they. will tell their friends you know people. say a lot about that government but it's. nice and quiet and everybody Minds their. business over there that's what you want. you want you don't want meddling. Europeans that blathering about human. rights or something you want Americans. to come in and enjoy your empty cities.

and and speak highly of how you torture. your own people that's what you want and. that's what we'll do that's what we'll. do we will go to your dictatorship we. will we will thank you we will take. pictures in your in your vast uh open. spaces and we will come back and go you. know what they got a few things figured. out over there hello fresh you get free. breakfast for life is this true I can't. even imagine this how generous there. being as a company to my listeners.

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it they want to win the business of the. fats Southwest is coming out and going. many of the people that take our planes. are morbidly obese we need to keep. winning them. over the armrest is the definitive gauge. for a customer of. size it serves as the boundary between. SE if you're unable to lower both. armrests and or encroach upon any.

portion of a seat next to you you need a. second. seat you need a second. seat what can I expect during boarding. if I'm a customer of. size. if if you have an extra seat if you have. an extra seat boarding document you need. a boarding document like North. Korea if you have an extra seat boarding. document you can choose to pre-board to. select seats that best meet your needs.

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employees communicate about customers. needs and if you need seating assistance. you should so they're going to give you. a they get you get on a plane they go. hey Piglet and they give you a thing. that a seat. reserved you go on the plane you're. sitting in the seat you're a fatty batti. some old hippie granola granny who's. visiting her son in Tulsa gets on the. Southwest flight sits next to.

you appar you know obviously the seat. Reserve thing you got to keep telling. everyone who gets on a plane that you're. a fat [ __ ] when they go the seats. Reserve go yeah and then eventually. people around you gonna go who's the. reserve for because eventually. everybody's going to be on the plane and. then that's when think of how. humiliating this is that's when okay cuz. apparently you've been sucking your gut. in the whole time that's when you take. the seat Reserve side you lift the. armrest and then you breathe out and you.

let your gut then travel into the next. seat and then everybody goes oh that's. what it was. for what a humiliating. process what a humiliating process for. the Southwest customer of. size you have to get on the plane and. put a little piece of paper that says hi. I'm a fat [ __ ] next to you the seat is.

reserved and now everybody around you is. going to be like who is it reserved. for. but and then everybody will just. eventually assume they're like oh the. guy's he's. fat he's fat he gets the extra seat for. free he gets the extra seat for free. soon it will be a. row soon it will be a row because two. seats for a lot of people on airplanes.

two seats are not. enough no be be honest they need a row. there will be a point when there are 13. people on a plane going from New York to. Phoenix and they all pay $8,000 for a. ticket or the government will start. subsidizing the airlines are going to go. to the government and go we're putting. fat people we're losing money and the. government's going to have to give the. airlines money the airlines are going to. go the people are too fat our profit. models getting all [ __ ] up because. people are too fat to be in the seats.

and the government's going to have a. choice they can stop poisoning the food. they could stop. allowing corporations to poison all the. food but they're not going to do that so. they're just going to shut the airlines. up they're gonna go here take a little. bit here's a little money because now. you're losing 30% of your seats you'll. get to a Southwest you'll eventually. walk onto a Southwest flight and. there'll be one seat in every row that. has that thing yeah yeah that says uh. this is. reserved for what my gut my gunt it's.

reserved for my gun and then I just love. the idea of like you're on the runway. the boarding door has now been closed. and you're just sitting there and you're. like all right and you pick that up what. see what would be really funny is if you. put your food. there if right like if you put a bag of. McDonald's on on the seat on top of that. Reserve thing you put a bag of. McDonald's on the seat and then just.

open it and then just you have your so. you've let your. gunt it's reserved for my gunt do you. not want my gunt to. breathe I don't know what's going on I'm. worried about the children I'm worried. about the what we're creating in this. country I'm truly worried about this I. hope there's Justice for this kid in. Arizona I hope that you know North Korea. figures out that the only people that. are going to truly appreciate your. dictatorship are Americans the only.

people that are going to let you commit. human rights abuses while they Splash. around a quiet pool are Americans you. you need. us you need we need to come together on. this we will watch you publicly execute. people and we won't say a word just put. a waffle machine in the lobby we will w. we do not care I'm telling you we will.

say only positive things about your. criminal justice system your military. Justice whatever it is we are on the. road Tim Dillan comedy.com we are on and. Taylor Loren by the way not going to her. Christmas for the fourth time in a ro. because of Co by the way starting to. like her starting to kind of like tayl. the Rens obviously she's blocked me on. Twitter and you know we don't see the. eye we don't see eye to eye but I got to. be honest with you starting to like Taya. Loren now because she literally go back. to my Google image thing go back to.

Google there's so many photos of me that. I hate how why are they out there which. ones I don't. know anyway can I get the photos I hate. removed I had no atish be. on uh Tim comedy.com. folks BR at California this weekend. Columbus Ohio Bethlehem Pennsylvania. Washington DC Northfield Ohio San. Antonio Dallas Atlanta St Louis. Indianapolis Boston Boston another.

Boston Connecticut Foxwood Chicago. Chicago Dania Beach India California out. there in Palm Springs Palm Desert. Phoenix Phoenix Atlantic. City a bunch of other casinos and stuff. too being announced. um you know I just I I I want to say. it's year end it's year end it's year. end it's the end of the year the year is. ending. and we're heading into a new year and. it's been a volatile year uh in the. world but you know what I I believe I.

believe. that to. 2024 we all expect it to be crazy and it. probably will. be but maybe for in in some. way wouldn't it be amazing if 2024 was. like boring wouldn't it be great. wouldn't it be lovely wouldn't it be. ideal what if Trump and Biden just both.

die what if they both die and what if we. have the most boring it's DeSantis and. Nome what if we all move to North Korea. what a you know we keep anticipating. 2024 with Dread but maybe it's actually. not going to be that bad maybe there. will be Justice for the Gilbert goons. maybe we find out the gilber Coons. didn't even do it we. won't but you know maybe.

maybe maybe the Mormons uh save the. day maybe they stop ruining everything. with. Marriotts right yeah maybe my building. in New York City allows me to put a pool. on the. roof which I've been asking to do stop. with the engineers enough enough with. that crap maybe good things will. happen let's be positive let's you know. we spend a lot of time on this show. being negative because that's where the. news is but maybe the good things will H.

maybe we will maybe Trump gets elected. and maybe people are actually okay with. it this time maybe it's just old hat and. there's no protests and no riots and no. one's you know what I. mean maybe Jeffrey Epstein comes back. and goes I've I'm not dead I was just. taking a break but I'm back and. everything's fine I don't know I don't. know how it how it. all but I'll tell you if you if you if. here's what I will tell you if you have.

a positive attitude it means nothing and. I I want I I I I want to just end on. that note really if you wake up every. day and have a really good attitude and. and and and you have and you see the. world through a lens of positiv it means. it's it's utterly means nothing at. all so with that and and I'm not saying. don't do it but it has no bearing or you. know it just doesn't it just doesn't it.

has no effect on the on the larger. issues you know what I. mean can Steve win make Gaza Sparkle. again can he make it. nice in 2024 will we not see Steve win. in. Gaza what if the 30 people that Israel. didn't over there all become Blackjack. dealers something's going to happen over. there that's good that's positive.

something Good's gonna happen somewhere. I know it we might look back on. this and when you're on a roller coaster. in. Gaza and it's it's uh you know. it's it's a little. tasteless but you're on a roller coaster. and you know you're doing a bungee. jump and you're at the new Steve win. property in.

Gaza the Anor Gaza and you're there and. you're going you. know. hey let's just enjoy what we got here I. know it you know it wasn't great because. that's what it's going to be in like 20. 30 years you're going to be the Four. Seasons Gaza and you're going to go. oh it feels weird you're gonna this kind. of feels weird and you're gonna roll.

over and you get a knock on your door. and the person's gonna hand you you know. the. uh like a nice eggs benedict with lavash. and to they're gonna find a way to do it. the way they do you know it's a little. hummus laa you know with the eggs and. we're gonna go and they're you're gonna. hi hi thank you so much are you like. originally from here and they're gonna. go yes and you're gonna go right you're. G to and how long have you lived and.

your husband's gonna go honey honey no. no no. honey and then someone's gonna go I've. lost my family I was killed in the war. and you're gonna oh my God I'm oh no. that's so sad that's. horrible I'm sorry but we had two orange. juices.