Celebrity Home Invasions & Costco | The Tim Dillon Show #395

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show I had a great night at Gotham. Comedy Club on uh I did a the comedy. juice show was great Jerry Seinfeld was. on stage when I walked in it was wild I. was very excited I was a little nervous. um I he has no idea who I am probably. and um wouldn't care but and shouldn't. um but I was nervous. that you know because he made that film.

that I. discussed and I didn't know if he was. going to get off stage and like beat me. up because he is he's a kind of an. elegant guy you don't you don't think he. would go would would come to. fisticuffs with the guy like Jerry. Seinfeld he's a a billionaire or. something close to that but what if he. just smacked me across the face I. wouldn't hit back because I respect. success I do that's the thing I really. do I actually do and if he smacked me in.

the face and like spit on me I would. just stand there and be like I I didn't. mean it truly that's exactly what I. would have said if Jerry Seinfeld got. off stage in at goam comedy club and he. smacked me across the face and spit on. me I would have said I did not mean. it that's what I would have said because. it's Jerry and I respect that you know. what I mean like and I mean I would be. lying if I said I would do anything else. I would say I didn't mean it.

I was hoping this is what I was hoping. happened I was there with my friend. who's an insignificant comedian I won't. say his name we were there and we were. it's true he's earned nothing and I was. there with him and I thought it would. have been great if Jerry goes after my. set he goes come on let's go and then we. go we get in his car we go right to the. helipad he puts us on a helicopter we. land in the Hamptons he takes us to his. kitchen and he and he he keep keeps.

feeding me. poptarts and it's like have you ever. seen the movie. Seven he's feeding me Pop-Tarts the way. that the guy ate the spaghetti they fed. that guy's spaghetti until he died seven. is a film that my father took me to see. when I was like nine years old which is. not appropriate but it was a really. great movie who doesn't like the movie. Seven so now that and I want you to show. this picture to the audience because. that's what I wanted Jerry Seinfeld to. do to me feed poptarts until I.

exploded like the guy in. seven but instead of that after he did a. great said he killed I'm a I'm a fan I'm. a big fan of Jerry is standup you know. is is his killer he's a [ __ ] Legend. he gets off the stage and he's whisked. away. gone. gone before he can smack me before he. can set me straight he does not even. know who I am I. guarantee he's never heard the criticism.

M which was light-hearted and fun let's. be honest the criticism of the film was. Li hearted and. fun and no one should get angry nobody. with a billy should be. mad. um but he didn't even look it was. interesting he wouldn't even look he. didn't even look in my direction not. that he knew not to look but it almost. felt like he almost maybe. did but great s I great set everybody.

was a killer. show at the Gotham Comedy Club lots of. fun um my pool in the Hamptons is not. done it is upsetting and I know that. this is one of the uh segments of the. show that people are not going to find. relatable we get this from time to time. people get very angry they go you know. well no one wants to hear about your. problem because it's not really a pro. you know what I mean and get it I get.

it but I'm there the other day and. there's two guys working on the pool and. one of them I said how long is this. gonna. take and this guy said and he had an. accent and he goes it will it will be. very quick maybe two weeks and I go. where are you from where are you from. and he goes and it was a silence but it. wasn't long and he went Ukraine and I. went you're from the Ukraine and I said.

yeah and I said so did you just come. here uh after the war and there was a. silence this time it was longer and he. like welled up you could see the tears. in his eyes and he like he went yes and. then he nodded and then I felt terrible. because he's a young guy and he's over. here and I felt very. bad but I said to him after like a. minute I said I'm sorry you guys are.

going through that and he just kind of. nodded and he looked down at the floor. and then I said but we have to get this. pool done. genuinely because the season has kind of. already. started I tried to explain to him the. season in the Hamptons I said do you. know where you are like do you get. it I go the season is kind of starts. earlier and earlier every year and I was. explaining to him like I'm losing. out now not having the pool and he he.

got it and I I was felt really bad and. then I called Ry and Ry made a great. Point why isn't he fighting with the. Ukraine he deserted he deserted he. deserted the Ukraine and the pool is. late so when you think about it you. know if they don't get this done on time. I'm going to go up to him and go huh. what are you why aren't you fighting. with your people why did you.

leave why did you run away from Russia. the way you're running away from. deadlines why are you running away from. the Kremlin the way you ran away from. our June 1st deadline I feel bad for him. I feel bad for him I do. but you. know what am I gonna do what am I. supposed to. do let this slide I I have to be.

forceful with him even though you know. he's not the boss clearly he's just the. worker but you know I get things out of. him you know the boss never shows up to. the [ __ ] job so I get things out of. the young Ukrainian who's lost it all. he's lost it all and it sucks but he's. now in the Hamptons he's building pools. that's kind of cool that's not bad that. ain't bad by the way what was he gonna. do there think about it it's not that. great you're in the Hampton Building.

pools meeting. podcasters is that not cool so what so. what figure it out move. on but he did look very sad for a moment. there because I I believe the war for. them was very um. disruptive I I do believe that I do. believe it was. disruptive I have nothing to say about. Caitlyn Clark I'm the only one who. doesn't I don't care I don't.

care I mean she's white people like her. they're watching the WNBA maybe are they. really is it a big and and and and the. black girls are mad and I get it they're. mad because she's white and the people. are watching for her I get it what do. you you know. hey I'm not watching I'll never be. watching I'll tell you I don't care how. good she is I don't care what she does I. don't care what any of them do I will. not be watching uh the.

WNBA you know I barely watch the NBA. people tell me all the time they go why. don't you go to UFC with with Dana White. and say they with your R I go I don't. like that I'm not into that I don't care. they go but do it anyway my agent calls. me goes why don't you go to the Lakers. game and sit in the front row at the. Lakers Kao who cares why well that's. what people do when they are trying to. get famous but they need to get even. more famous I go I don't care to do it. it's it well I don't I'd be embarrassed. if I was on the Jumbotron every like. who's that idiot come some people know.

who I am it's what are we doing here why. don't you go do it you have famous. friends you go sit next to them with. your famous friend at the Laker game why. don't you go see uh the WNBA game go see. Caitlyn Clark get on the. Jumbotron you go go with one of big dkes. you know we a big lesbian you go and see. Caitlyn Clark you're the big. dikes they're all nuts these. people they they go they go why don't.

you do more you go to UFC I go I you. know I just you. know if I'm not genuinely interested in. I don't do it I don't care if it will. benefit me it doesn't. matter doesn't matter who. cares you know so I all I'll say about. this woman. is hey it sucks it. sucks to have a white [ __ ] come in into. the thing and turn into that so I'm.

sorry about it and who what about that. [ __ ] who was in Russia is she back is. she in it and no one cares about. her does no one care about that woman. well I don't know what to tell you but. the one who went over to Russia and she. got caught with the weed pen and then we. traded like the most dangerous person in. the world so that she could come back. and no one cares about her who' we trade. for k Clark if she ends up in a pen if.

Putin puts her in a pen who would we. trade for her apparently every all of. Congress which I would like maybe but no. seriously who would if if the Lord of. War got traded for this [ __ ] Britney. grinder nobody cares about if Caitlyn. Clark got then I mean it would be who. would we trade the rock someone. big because cuz she's such a big deal. apparently I don't know I don't know I. I'm I'm.

I'm happy for other people's success and. I want everyone to be that I want people. to get to a place where they can be. happy for the success of. others but it'll never be it's not how. we are designed uh to be as people in. this country when you live in this. country you're not designed to be happy. for the success of other people you're. to believe it is a threat to you and. your family. when someone does well when someone else.

does well you should immediately uh view. them as a threat to your livelihood and. general happiness they are a threat to. your happiness if they are doing well. they are a threat to you that's the. ethos of America somebody's doing. good you got to take a deep breath when. you see someone doing well in this. country you got to. go okay boy boy and it's unhealthy you. people got to be happy for other.

people's success at there but you can't. do it you can't do it people get very. heated and very. angry not like me I celebrate all people. at all times my friend Jerry makes a. movie I watch it and I like it I like it. because it's fun and it's about tater. tots the next film Netflix presents. tater.

tot the story of the I it's just the. story of the tater. tot Jonathan Tucker is an actor he's in. Los Angeles he did a really good thing. there is a he usually plays bad guys I. don't know anymore who these people are. I don't know who these people. are none of this is real by the way. anymore so uh let me let me apparently. this person's an actor no I mean this is. what we're going to have to do now.

apparently this person is an actor and. I'll take everyone at their word and. he's on a show called Kingdom and. kingdom is what again about what uh it's. a I think it's a fighter out of Venice. yeah great so there's that and he's an. actor and and in and he lives in an area. called Hancock Park in LA which is an. area of old Mansions were like I don't. know was it Bing Crosby that lived in. the western White House was that where. he lived who owned that Western White.

House I think it was Bing Crosby Hancock. Park has some legendary real estate it. was the Beverly Hills before Beverly. Hills was Beverly Hills Hancock Park is. the old. school really high-end area they have. the famous country club. and all of the old stars of yester Year. we're talking the 30s the 40s silent. film stars and then obviously the Takis. when they went into that that Hancock.

Park is old school and this guy Jonathan. Tucker who is an actor and I'm sure has. a great career and I'm not going in him. at all I'm just saying I don't know. anymore there's too much to know there's. too many actors there's too many shows. there's too much so I don't know he's a. great person. apparently uh around 6:34 p.m. in. Hancock. Park he has an industry executive wife. Tara and their twin children Tucker saw. a stranger enter a home near his own and.

acted um basically there was a home. invasion near his house he like ran. in um when he was talking to the police. Tucker spotted a door wide open and. dashed into the house where the Intruder. had just gotten entry he first. encountered a terrified little girl who. he carried into the street handing the. child off to his wife and went back to. find her mother and an infant who was. terrified and frantic with the Invader. still in the house. the LAPD responded quickly because it's.

Hancock Park and they put the guy uh in. handcuffs and got him out of. there but that's a pretty amazing heroic. thing that this guy did but I wouldn't. have I wouldn't have done it I would not. have done it I wouldn't have done it. I'll tell you. this when you're around as long as I am. and you've seen as much as I've. seen you want let.

listen stay out of people's business. stay out of their. business this guy's running in the house. grabbing people he thinks it's Hollywood. he's running the M he could have gotten. everyone killed he could have gotten. people killed in that house now he. didn't but he could have he could have. gotten people killed in that home a man. had gone in the home and that man we. don't know maybe he's mentally unwell I. believe and this guy runs in like it's. Hollywood Sound Stage and everything's.

going to be okay not me not me here's. what I do if I see no don't laugh. because I'm right I. see. someone it's true I see someone run into. my neighbor's house I get in my car I. take a drive away I drive away because. I'll be blamed for this I guys like him. that look like him get away with that. I'm tell if I run into a house. and I run out with a girl I'm going to.

be shot by the LAPD they will shoot me. multiple times goodlook guys like cam Mr. Tucker on Kingdom they get to run around. the world like it's their play thing. they get to run into houses scooping up. infant I do anything like that I get. shot in the face okay is this is this uh. can we watch a little bit of this yeah. yeah here I'll skip to the actual. package right here walks up to this. Hancock Park home speaks to himself and. lets himself in through the front door.

seconds later you hear screams from. within go back go back cuz by the way. that guy didn't. even go go back and let's watch what he. does whole thing here we go yeah give us. some. [Music]. context ring video shows as a man walks. up to this Hancock Park home speaks to. himself and lets himself in through the. front door seconds later you hear. screams from.

within called the police drove home the. homeowner ask us not to show his face. why cuz he's black that's why the kid. start screaming cuz he's black no this. is disgusting it's actually. disgusting it's actually disgusting now. a black man walked into a house and the. family screams this is what this story. is to. me I would have gotten in my car and I. would have driven to malibo and I would. have.

nothing let's finish this please and. three young daughters he rushed back. after getting attacks from a neighbor. about the suspicious man he went in my. wife saw him that's when she she exited. the premises and I'd ran in for by the. way this neighbor's smart he doesn't. want to be identified because he knows. it could go the other way by the way. this neighbor's smart he's a shadow he. doesn't even want to be identified he. goes well the media could just decide in. a minute that this uh this actor is a. clan member who's trying to kill kill. someone you don't know how these things.

are going to play out by the way this. guy will be Kyle writtenhouse in an hour. you got to be careful I don't get. involved I don't get involved I see a. black guy go into a house in California. I go I hope they invited him because. he's going in and he's staying I don't. get involved I don't get it's just what. it is it's just what it. is if I see a guy with a pride flag and. a machete go into a house I get in my. car and leave I there I will not call.

the police I will not help it's just. what it's state of California you you it. you don't know how it's G to go you. don't know how it'll go just stay out of. it just stay out you're not saving. anyone you're not saving. anyone to grab another kid then that's. when we see another neighbor actor. Jonathan Tucker take charge storming. Barefoot into the home Holdings he tells. me he would have used for. c a side angle view shows as the family.

escapes through the back of the house. making sure every child is accounted for. we also see as Tucker Runs Out holding. now by the way just imagine this uh then. we see fat racist podcaster Tim Dylan. make the situation worse by entering the. house probably looking for food or drugs. Dylan who looked like he hadn't slept in. 3 days further continued to terrify the. mother and her children after this poor. black man who was just looking for a.

glass of water was being hared by Dylan. Dylan decided he was going to rape the. mother and daughter and led them out of. the house alt-right comedian Tim Dylan I. mean this is what I mean this is what. would happen this is the way I would be. treated this is why I stay out I stay. out of it if a woman is being brained in. front of me with a shalele which is like. that old wooden thing that the Irish is.

I would look at her and I would mouth. the words I'm. sorry but that's it I will get blamed I. will be for my whole life I'll be blamed. if I get involved I'll get involved. let's let's see the end of this very. heroic on his part but let's see let's. see how it ends kids Tucker definitely. uh he he took action yeah he ran in. right after me show yourself Shadow. watch my oh here comes l.

it's a fat chick that can you imagine. can you imagine you're in your house. some lunatic just wandered in your house. and you're sitting there and then a fat. chick look at this the LAPD fat chick. Squad shows up look at this woman can. you imagine this is going to save the. kids can you imagine what is going on. with. this no offense but where are the dudes. who like what is this are we making a.

point she's the first one up to the door. that woman's the first one up to the. door is this are we making a. point this is. crazy respond not knowing if the suspect. is armed there's a brief standoff before. they eventually move. in the police found him hiding in a. closet so uh he didn't do any damage to. the to the property she doesn't even go. in the woman. that's hilarious it's all fake a.

terrifying incident happened Sunday. evening around 6:30 in the 100 block of. Citrus Avenue the suspect was taken into. custody without incident they like this. people of La like this I I don't I have. no sympathy shut it off I have no. sympathy for any of them anymore I I. really don't they like it they elect it. they vote for it they want it they like. it their lives are boring they like. people kicking in the doors trying to. kill them whatever it is they're. enjoying it they enjoy it so let them. have it it's their culture it's a. culture of Los Angeles people like it. they like talk about home and it makes.

them feel alive it makes them feel alive. cuz nothing there anymore does so the. only thing that makes them feel alive is. the excitement of potentially getting a. knife to your. throat that's the way a lot of them come. it's the only way to come they imagine a. guy wandering in the house and cucking. them and they go well maybe somebody. will wander in here and [ __ ] my wife in. front of me so I can finally come. perhaps somebody will come in this house. and [ __ ] my wife cuz I haven't sold a. screenplay in a long time so hopefully.

somebody can [ __ ] my wife in front of me. maybe a big smelly homeless guy comes in. with a rash and he [ __ ] my and she. likes it and he is beating that up while. I sit there in the chair and stroke. myself and I can finally come more than. I've ever came before even on all my SSR. eyes I can still come very thin uh jizm.

J you know I strive to be uh the. parent I there's certain parents I don't. want to be and one of the parents I. don't want to be is the mom who refs. from the bleachers the dad who loves. gifting uh dumb shirts with puns or the. parent that gets a little too excited. about like spaghetti. Wednesday we all plan to be the best Mom. and Dad we could be and the one thing. you definitely don't want to be is the. mom and dad without life insurance guys.

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they actually become real life Gods he. can give you starlink he can give you. the. internet he can give you speech on. Twitter or X if you want it we are. watching billionaires become actual gods. in front of our eyes like they have. these uncontacted tribes in the. Amazon and Elon musk's starlink has. connected an isolated tribe to the. outside world and divided from within. because now a lot of them are addicted.

to porn and social. media because this is inevitably what. happens when you. introduce something like this after only. nine months with starlink the marbo are. already grappling with the same. challenges that have racked American. households for years yeah get by the way. get them get them involved I'm sick of. their uh lives that are about you know. necessity. I'm sick of their old customs and their.

[ __ ] get them I want every. uncontacted tribe hopelessly addicted to. online porn if we got to go through it. they got to go through it reach them. pierce the the densest Thicket of the. Jungle to deliver these people porn and. social. media after only 9 months with starlink. the marbo are already grappling with the. same challenges that have racked. American households for years teenagers.

glued to phones group chats full of. Gossip addictive social networks online. strangers violent video games scams. misinformation and minors watching. pornography and this is can you show. some photos of the tribe because this is. yeah this is the real deal This Is Real. Deal tribe they're in the. Amazon and now they're on Tik tock.

overnight they're living in a hut and. the wife's trying to go to sleep and the. husband is get he's on the. phone look at this. guy this is amazing this is an. uncontacted Amazon tribe that has lived. forever probably maybe Waring with some. other tribes maybe not I don't know I. don't want to cast dispersions on. anybody's I'm maybe it's lovely and. peaceful but they're living in in nature.

in a. Harmony they're doing what they got to. do they have Customs they you know this. and then the whole thing is upended in. the matter of nine months the tribe is. it's out of good because now they know. there's more guess what now they know. there's more and that's why they're. [ __ ] you can't know in life this idea. that you should always know how good. someone's doing you should know how good. someone else is doing all the time it's.

bad we go back to the beginning where. we're talking about Caitlyn Clark we're. talking about whoever in your face every. minute how good someone's doing and how. how important that people feel that they. are it's bad for the person it's bad for. other people so this tribe that was. probably pretty [ __ ] happy a year ago. is sitting around and they're watching. the real estate shows and going it might. be nice to have a a toilet it might be. nice to have a toilet or go see Taylor.

Swift at an arena that might be nice to. watch the white woman sing the white. devil woman that's what they probably. call her but they say we like to w why. can't we see the White Devil. Woman can you imagine the the wives. being like they want to see Taylor Swift. they now know who she is you can't be on. the internet for any length of time and. not know who she is so by the way our. culture is at the lowest point it's ever. been it is across the board not all.

things there are good things I'm not. trying to be needlessly negative here. but our culture across the board is the. most B. banal it has ever been for the most part. and it is also. insane it's interestingly both at the. same time it's completely insane and. also somehow boring it's like boring and. then also. crazy but it has it makes the least. sense it ever has nothing really makes.

any sense we are introducing this Amazon. uncontacted tribe to the internet at the. worst possible time literally there are. people uh children are identifying as. animals on on the inter not all of them. but there are people that uh are. claiming that they uh feel more. represented by I don't know birds or. something there are people on the. internet wearing diapers there are.

adults wearing diapers and demanding to. go to Spas where they can be treated. like. babies um and this is when we are. introducing them to culture at this. exact moment this exact moment is when. they're going to get their first taste. of American culture they're watching Tik. Tok they're just seeing crackheads and. Waffle House brawls and people in Down. syndrome doing drag this is their first. taste of American cult they've never.

they all they've done is try to spear. fish in the river and now they're. watching people with Down Syndrome do. drag. shows and they don't get it it's hard. for people like me to get and I've been. around a while I mean I was kind of. raised on this not drag Down syndrome. you know what I mean the internet I was. been around I get it these people. overnight have been thrust into a world. that is completely upside down insane.

they don't know what's H can you imagine. being a tribe in the Amazon and trying. to just. navigate what the [ __ ] is going. on he is but everyone is so connected. that sometimes they don't even talk to. their own family Alfred marbo the leader. of the marbo association of villages has. emerged as the tribe's most vocal critic. of the. internet the maruba passed down their. culture and history orally and he. worries that knowledge will be lost he.

is most unsettled by the pornography he. said young men were sharing explicit. videos and group chats yep welcome a. stunning development for a culture that. frowns on kissing in public we're. worried young people are going to want. to try it he said of the graphic sacks. depicted in. videos no I mean these guys now are. seeing women get choked out get get. their head smashed through glass tables. they're seeing bags over women's heads. the maruo. the marbo are watching our porn at its.

most violent and its craziest they're. watching people [ __ ] on each other. they're probably what's that we had this. creepy comedian from Long Island who. used to watch that cake farts website. where women would just farting cakes. this is what they're W this the they are. watching all of this now they don't this. is not like fun early 2000s porn like oh. the pizza man's here this is is like uh. people are there are genres of pornet.

where women are just stepping on bugs. with high. heels you know and can you imagine. leading this tribe and seeing like. immediately seeing all of this and and. going how do we we. can we can't handle this we can't handle. it he said some leaders have told him. they already observe more aggressive. sexual behavior from Young. men oh.

yeah where's the marbo Andrew Tate he's. coming he's coming there's going to be a. guy chewing leaves in the forest being. like these [ __ ] gotta start making. that. porridge these [ __ ] are trying to go. to school now where's that paste they. used to make where's that Yuka. paste yeah. look at those two right there go up. those.

two they're going to be doing like some. type of house hunters. Vlog it's very destabilizing to people. the idea that immediately they're being. confronted with all of the things they. didn't really know existed or they had. heard rumors of they had heard rumors. from people that went to a far away play. look at the starlink the girls holding. up the star link they have no idea. what's about to hit them they have no. idea what's about to hit.

them they don't need to know I mean do. do are people better off with this if. they've lived the way they've lived for. so long is it are they better. off at least in. America if you watch some of these. things. right it it's you know maybe you could. say to yourself listen Maybe One day I. can start at only fans and I can [ __ ] on.

a glass table and a guy under it can. pleasure himself jerk off and I can make. a couple of bucks maybe I can make a. couple of bucks [ __ ] on glass tables. where men under it masterbit maybe I can. make a if you're an American you could. look at that go maybe I can do that. maybe I can get involved maybe there's. something in it for me maybe there's. some meat on the bone for me. but if you're one of the.

marbo and your job is like you. know. fisherman or Hunter for the. tribe do you. need do you need to you know. watch season two of buying Beverly. Hills you know it it's. just it's just it seems uh like it's. unnecessary young people have gotten. lazy because of the internet they're. learning the ways of the white people.

that's right baby you're going to learn. the ways of the. whites the young people like [ __ ] you I. don't want to make the pottery today I. don't want to make it today I don't want. to make it today because I just sold a. picture of my. feet you people are backwards you're. making [ __ ] pots who cares we'll go. buy. pots I'm selling pictures of my feet on. the. internet I've got a. future and listen let me be honest with.

you this whole indigenous uncontacted. tribe porn thing could go. big I'm dead serious these people doing. porn could go big big this could be huge. and again I I think porn has a lot of. negatives but I'm just saying from a. business marketing standpoint if these. people would just start to embrace this. if it's here anyway and we can't get rid. of it it they this is would be a big.

there'd be a lot of people into this. porn you know there'd be a lot of people. especially some mixed race you get some. whites in there you get the colonizer. the colonized the whole indigenous thing. everything's a fetish put it up on. Fetti put it up on. Fetti this could be big embrace it they. need to. stop I I I realized now that it's it's. probably a very disruptive and uh.

negative thing that they're. experiencing but I also think if they. play their C they're not that greatl. looking but it doesn't matter it does it. doesn't matter it's really just about. are they willing to really put it out. there you. know the internet has divided opinion in. the marbo tribe because some people are. holding on to the old ways but the new. ways are better guys the new ways are. better I mean this is the fight right. this is the whole fight that every. civilization is going to have they're.

just having it in one year that's pretty. extreme but you can't fight. progress it is going to be there's such. an interesting experiment to watch next. year like what's G to. happen the leader dies someone claims he. was. murdered they start all these Reddit. threads about. it they become deeply suspected each. other they do like a January 6th but.

they kill the people you know cuz maybe. they're really about. it I don't know I I feel for them I. don't know what to say about it but if. it's here and it's staying you got to. get with it there's a lot of. stuff there's a by the way it's a great. reality show number one it's huge it's. great the marbo you're on thatf like you. know what I mean like we're into it. we're seeing. it we're seeing it. we just need to send a producer down.

there Hi how are you Hi my name is. Jessica we're so excited to show your. uniquely um um you know your culture and. how special you are and put put cameras. down there live. stream can we contact them they have the. internet can we contact them can we get. them on this show is there a way we can. get them on this show you would have to. find them yeah well they're found there. an article if you can get them I'll.

interview them on my. show if you can get one of the this. maruo tribe because I get it these. people we're letting them into the party. at Peak Insanity Peak Insanity we're. opening the door and they're going what. the [ __ ] going. on but I'm GNA I'm gonna tell them about. cool stuff do they know about. succession they need we have we do good. stuff we also do good. stuff um so you know I mean I think that.

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Hanukah Ramadan isn't Ramadan in. December who cares what I'm saying is. the holidays don't look it up it's it's. not it doesn't matter winter. solstice how one of America's biggest. retailers methodically turns casual. Shoppers into Fanatics what Costco has. done by the. way what Costco has done is is is is is. quite impressive because they've turned. America into. monsters um and I remember like when.

everybody from my neighborhood first. started to get their CCO. cards and there you know we have. something called BJs and there there's. different variations of Costco but I. remember that everybody started to get. their Costco cards and then you would go. with them and it was a big day going to. Costco like a big day I remember my. mother her friend my would like lend my. mother her card or something and then we. would go to Costco and it would be a big. day because you can get items in bulk.

you can have everything and you you keep. it in your house and and you and it's. exciting to have food forever and know. that you don't have to go shopping. again you have all of the food and when. you have more you consume more of course. you have more you eat. more if you have a bucket of something. it disappears right you don't portion it. out it's not rational they know this.

they know in Costco that people are not. it's America they go if we give people a. bucket they're GNA eat it and they're. gonna come in and get another bucket and. make no mistake you get Buckets if you. showed Costco to somebody in Europe they. would they would vomit we. buy industrial. size uh industrial size buckets of like. cleaning solution but it's ketchup or.

it's mayonnaise or it's barbecue sauce. the the size of some of the Costco. products show some of the bigger some of. the biggest Costco products it's truly. grotesque and when I was in Europe with. Sam Talent we were over there. performing and none of this exists none. of these exist in Europe you cannot go. to a store and get 3 months where worth. of chocolate covered pretzels you're not.

you're not. permitted I think we got to stop. allowing certain things and this is kind. of one of the things unfortunately that. I think we're going to have to stop. allowing I think I think this is. probably and this is where my. libertarian streak uh you know it it it. hits a little bit of the wall because I. do think that in the food. space um. like for example I think we're going to. look back on this you remember subprime.

mortgages I do and they were all. adjustable rate mortgages you would take. a mortgage and then a few years later. the rate that you had would quadruple it. would double triple quadruple and then. you could no longer pay the mortgage we. all look back on that and we go why the. [ __ ] would we give someone a morgage. that was cheap for two years and then. Wild. more. expensive just 24 months later these.

people's lives aren't changing it's not. like in 24 months they've all made lots. more money why would we do. that and the reason that we did it was. greed and look at that Costco selling. massive bag of popcorn look at. this this is not. okay I think we're going to look back on. this and and and say this is not okay. that we let the companies not only.

poison the food I mean look at that look. at that go to that cart that that woman. has a child sitting on that now yes. there's a lot of water here and to tide. and detergent and like it's the you know. there's a lot of water and. stuff but there's also going to be a lot. of food on there that's she's just. warming. up people have like these this is all. industrial if you go to Costco big. Factory it's a warehouse and you're. pushing large.

cans of of of uh. poison in a cart and then you you have. to load up your car and then you go feed. your family I don't think that and you. know it marries a lot of the trends in. America like a lot of people are. Preppers a lot of people are preparing. and maybe they're not even stupid who. knows they're Preppers they're preparing. for a time when they they cannot get. food this was big during the pandemic. people started to really panic and then. people would stock up even me I I don't.

stock up on anything I eat out a lot I. you know I I usually. don't freak out I don't think that like. you know we're not going to be able to. get like you know craft Mac chees but. people were. like stocking up during the pandemic on. everything and that's always kind of. been a theme of America is that people. use the perhaps legitimate fear of some. cataclysm as a reason to have so much.

food and hoorde and hoorde food in their. homes and have closets full of food. pantries full of food eight 10 12 15. things of. breadcrumbs 20 breadcrumbs things you. could fill a kidy pool with breadcrumbs. and just [ __ ] you know coat chicken. cutlets in it. for hours and hour and it's just I think.

we're going to look back on it I think. we're going to go this was a major. mistake I think we'll look back on this. and I think we're gonna go this is. disgusting and this is a major turning. point going to a. warehouse to feed your family was a. turning point in our culture and it was. not a good one walking into an. industrial Warehouse. and. buying tubs of things barrels of.

things rolling things onto a. cart putting so much stuff on a cart you. can barely see your. child it's not good this was not a good. Turning Point creating a fun environment. in that warehouse where they had like. food you eat you eat and you. shop the Costco had that little thing. you would buy food at that people really. liked the chicken baked there was a few.

things in there that were fun they had. frozen. yogurt and you would eat there it was a. whole. day getting food was a whole day and you. would need to eat. literally Kirkland yeah Kirkland. Signature brand everything you would. need to. eat to have the energy to then shop for. two hours because a trip to Costco would. be two or three hours and they would.

tell you that your mother would tell you. that you go don't whine this is going to. be three. hours and it would be three hours of. going around Costco which was always air. condition to a point where it's. frozen because they like to keep the. fatty boom batties comfortable it's. comfortable to be it's a nice cool you. never want to leave if you're in a nice. cold environment. and you're a fatty Bon batty you're you.

don't want to leave it's comfortable the. minute you start sweating you're out so. they kept it like Subzero it felt like. you were walking around a. freezer and you got everything and I. just. think we got to turn on. this this has got to be this is not. good someone has to articulate probably. better than me why why it should be. shameful and embarrassing to be a member. of.

this it should be shameful embarrassing. to be a member of this this is not how. you should shop this is not how you. should feed your. family I'm sorry everyone now on. Instagram they make these videos all. these like blue collar workingclass. people are making food videos. now with all this poison food because. they're like why should the rich people. have all the fun making food I'm going. to show you how to make buffalo chicken.

pudding there's a woman on there and I'm. not going to bring her up and I do like. her but she's like she does these. tutorials where she's like today I'm. making pizza cake so. what it's cake and pizza and my kids. like it she doesn't ever feed the kids. vegetables she makes the worst food for. the kids over and over again there's. just other woman and I don't know what. people get out of watching her she does. like she's like watch a workingclass.

woman make her husband's lunch and she. makes him like like just adult like. Lunchables with like all processed food. and it's the most disgusting thing. you've ever. watched I I I listen. I'm I'm. saying I think with the OIC stuff maybe. this is is a turning point maybe we are. about to turn on this they certainly. feel like all of these drugs are.

starting to be very effective people are. starting to eat a lot less a lot of. these companies are flipping out they. don't know what to do uh all of the the. the the the people that make OIC and. wovi and all those they're they're. they're now I think the most like they. the biggest they have the biggest market. cap of any European. company um I forget the name of the. company that makes OIC. but Nova something something.

else it's made by Nova Nord this yes. Nova nordics. Nordisk a brand of. yeah is the maker of. wovi it's Europe's Most Valuable company. worth more than 500 billion euros this. is the beginning of a big turning point. and what I believe if this is all. correct this is the beginning we're. going to start turn burning on these. food. warehouses fast.

food I think it's going to this could. reshape America could totally change. I'll be dead everyone I know I'll be. dead Maybe. not maybe not but I'll tell you this I. think this could be such a major. disruptive just like the the porn to. that tribe in the Amazon you might see a. a ton because nobody takes a zic and. goes let's go to Costco. there's no way if OIC does anything you.

should not be able to walk through a. Costco and I haven't done it yet I'm. waiting to see if these uh celebrities. croak as tavos said to me in the Green. Room of uh he goes let's wait and see if. Mandy Kaling. drops uh Mindy Kaling. but here's what OIC should do if it does. anything if you walk into a Costco you. should have the reaction of that girl. from The Exorcist your head should spin. off your shoulders you should start. projectile vomiting if OIC does anything.

when you walk into Costco you should. just start it should be like the. Exorcist because you should be disgusted. by this food that could fall and kill. you there's so much of it it could fall. off a [ __ ] shelf and kill. you that should make you heave on OIC. you should be disgusted wovi munaro. whatever you should walk through Costco. and I mean it's like me 14 years sober.

going through San Fran watching. people lay on the street with needles. out of their arms that is what oepic. should make you feel like in Costco and. the and the article is the cult of. Costco right and it is a. cult yeah the cult of Costco it. is go down here for a minute let's. see sensory overload starts the second. you enter the airplane hanger size store.

the place is packed with people and do I. smell hot dog water yes you do the. shopping floor is a bewildering jumble. of merchandise much of it stacked high. above your head still in cardboard boxes. there are virtually no signs to tell you. what where you eventually realize that. the stuff you came to buy is of course. all the way in the back I hope these. become. museums I really do I hope we look back. at this and these become Museum you know. we do move on from stuff there used to. be bars everywhere littered this country.

was littered with bars where people. would sit and smoke cigarettes they were. on every corner and now they're not. there as much they're almost. gone they're almost gone because. Americans simply just decided that they. didn't want to live like. that and I'm not saying that that's was. the right decision either considering. what they're doing now but you can look. at. these stores and eventually see a time. in the not Soo distant future when they. don't exist when they don't exist when.

people are like you know what I'm not. going to buy I'm not getting F an app my. mother once got an appetizer box with. the count was 300. odvs in the box at Costco there was it. was 80 potato P they told you what they. had it was like 80 potato Puffs 80. [ __ ] you know what turnover whatever. these things are 80 pigs in a. blanket for new years's we didn't throw.

any. party you know it's it's it's too. much it's. disgusting it's disgusting and I think. that maybe this these OIC drugs change. and everyone's like well isn't that the. easy way out America's the easy way out. dummy we've always been the easy way out. what do you. no one in this country is looking for. anything other than the easy way out.

everyone has been looking for a getrich. quick scheme or some [ __ ] thing they. can figure out and make a lot of money. nobody in this country is looking for. the how good it feels to do a day of. work I just feel good doing the Lord's. work no one in this country maybe. somewhere else but not in this country. this is the easy way out that's what we. do Russia fights World War II and wins. we take credit easy way out what we do. so what we do yes I know your Grandpa.

died on dday [ __ ] off they lost more I'm. not I'm not even I'm not even saying. that you know the sacrifices of us but. it's it's not even comparable I'm just. it's the easy way out it's what we do. we're good at it we're good at the easy. way out taking the easy way out and. making it look hard is actually more. difficult than doing the hard. work no one respects anyone who works in. this country look at them like they're. scum as you should someone who's working.

you immediately feel bad for our parents. and I said this on Tucker they used to. point to people in the street and who. were working and go look at that's what. you're going to be if you don't figure. it out that's what you're going to be. you're going to be in the street working. all day like that inshape guy you see. working you're going to be like him if. you don't figure it out you can sit at a. desk all day. it's just funny I'm like listen think. whatever you want about these drugs and.

maybe they kill everybody in a year or. two I don't [ __ ] know but this whole. idea that it's hilarious and it's like. people are like well that's taking the. easy way out it's like that's everything. we do everything we do is the easy way. out buddy it's everything we do that's. the easy way out that. OIC hey man that's what we're. into that's what we're into the easy way. out it's the easy way out it's why we.

have a fifth grade reading level in. America most Americans read at the fifth. grade level okay because the seventh. grade books are too hard the fifth gr. you know why because it's the easy way. out. TV and then the internet's even easier. than that it's on your phone in your. pocket and what do we use that to do get. smarter so cut it out cut it out I mean. listen you might not like these drugs.

and they're fine but let's not pretend. that like there's some fetish in this. country for hard work let's cut it out. what you what am I 10 what am I a child. you don't think I've been here everybody. in this country is looking for their. mother to die so they inherit a house. they're looking to slip and fall in a. Wendy's to make money people in this. country I had a friend who injured. himself in a Home Depot parking lot. pushing a cart and he sat on his ass for.

two years and then they gave him. $50,000 Scott nice guy and we all said. to him you know you could have made more. money if you just worked those two years. but he couldn't work he had to prove. that he had a debilitating back injury. so they eventually gave him 50,000 go. you could have made more than 50,000 how. you just had a job and you know what he. said it was the most American thing he. ever said he goes and what so what would. the point of that have. been what would have been the point of.

that and and he was right because he sat. on his ass for two years and then he. finally got a nameless faceless. Corporation to kick him. $50,000 because he was. [ __ ] and that's the American dream. that's the American dream the American. dream is that it's not to work hard. every day all day and get nothing or a. very little bit it's to hack the S all. these kids go to Stamford they put a. hoodie on and then Peter teal gives them.

$9. million because they say they want to. build a spaceship that's what it's. about it's about being full of. [ __ ] and get. lucky that's what the country is about. and there's nothing wrong with it. either there's nothing wrong with it. because that's inevitably where. civilization lands it starts with hard. work and then people figure out that. that's. gay it's pretty. dumb to toil in the field and then.

people start. realizing actually we found a better way. to do it this is where civilizations all. go they all go to where no one's really. working no one's doing much of. anything and that's where we're at and. yes we're going to have to take drugs to. make us not eat ice cream. Sundays because we're at a point now. where everything's gotten so.

easy even the things it shouldn't be are. easy even if you hard have a hard life. it's easy to be a fatty Bo. batty it's easy to get cheap [ __ ] food. it's easy to get. porn it's EAS and that so all. civilizations eventually get to a point. where people get. lazy and they look for what we're.

looking for which is an easy way out or. up that's why there's so much is in. emphasis on networking everybody's like. it's who you know not what it's Network. it's a that's a fullon admission that. everybody's trying to get Juiced into to. something everybody's trying to get let. in to something they don't have the. quality they don't have the. qualifications to do that's why they're. all obsessed with network it's not who. you know it's what you know it's not I'm. sorry it's not what you know it's who. you know Network bro you got a network.

build your network you and here's what. they're trying to say you if you're full. of [ __ ] on your own that's tough you're. full of [ __ ] and everyone you know is. full of [ __ ] now we're talking that's. hard to beat that what networking is for. these for these people that's what it. means they don't ever say it like a rash. in a real way where they're like build a. client based by networking and offering. people's no no no no they go if you're a. delusional psychopath you need to be.

around other delusional Psychopaths. because eventually there'll be so many. of you you just create a thing it's just. there people go well they're all they're. all there it's just what. happens so that to me I never I never. look now I don't know anything about. this this drug and I I know people that. are on it a lot of people that are on it. some people love it some people people. say it's stalled for them and they are. uh they've hit a ceiling with it and.

they can't go on but the thing that I. find the the most hilarious are the. people that go well it's an easy way. out it's an easy way out and you go yeah. exact but. yeah that's why it's worth $500 billion. doll that's why I made all that money. that's why I made all that. money telling people to do something.

that's difficult and hard's not going to. make that much. money telling giving people something. and going. hey it's the reason that. Costco has a cult of of. followers is because they go in there. and it's. easy to be an. animal it's easy to walk through a. warehouse and get. bags of goldfish that look like sandbags. you're using to stop a flood except.

you're putting them in the back seat of. your Kia Spectra and driving them to. your house so your children can eat them. and and. die but that's. easy nobody's going to Costco for. veggies you're going to get highly. processed food and a lot of it so that. you can shovel it down your family's. throat. so we're all looking for easy way out. this might just be a better easy way.

out I don't know I can't wait till the. Amazon tribes get introduced. OIC I can't wait till these [ __ ] the. marbo are on OIC and they learn about. plastic surgery and they learn about all. of these things it's going to be great. two years from now the maruo women are. going to all have facelifts and new tits. and new asses and new heads and the men. are all going to be on Viagra and all of. these other drugs and everybody in that.

tribe is going to be on OIC the people. that have gotten a little chubby because. they'll start eating our food eventually. there's got to be one postmate there's. got to be one door Dasher there one guy. who shows. up one guy wait till there's a Raising. Canes I want to put a Raising Canes. there I want to put a Raising Canes in. the Amazon fatten them up. fatten them all up that's what I would. do if I was a billionaire like Elon.

gives them all starlink I'd go over. there with raising canes and I'd. introduce chicken fingers to the Amazon. they all get fat just big tribes of. fatties eating chick they go what did. Tim Dylan do with his billions they go. he introduced chicken fingers to. uncontacted Amazonian tribes and they. all got fat and then they all had to. take a. zenic and he invested in OIC too he was. sick it's like the Rothchilds how they. funded supposedly both sides of the wars.

I would Fund Raising Canes and know I. bet there's some sickos that are doing. that there's definitely people in our. society that are like get me in on let. me invest in Nestle and no vote Nordic. because they go the fatter they get the. more they'll need the. needle you got to cover your bases in. America you got to cover your bases you. have to make sure that no matter which. way it goes you're on top of it you've. got a little money that's really what it.

comes down to that's why I would not. have. saved those children in LA because I. didn't I don't. know I still don't know you don't know. how it's going to go and in America you. always have to cover your bases you have. to make sure that if it goes left you're. okay if it goes. right you're okay so I just would have. quietly got in my car and this is my. advice to anyone anyone that sees. someone being.

attacked get in your. car and drive. away and I know you guys doesn't feel. heroic it all depends on the. song. really all depends on the song The. only time I want to see you intervene in. something like that is if you see me. getting hit by Jerry Seinfeld.