Call OJ Daddy with Stavros Halkias | The Tim Dillon Show #342

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dillon show we are here in New York City. with my personal trainer my guest a man. who's changed my life. it was made me understand that you know. you can you can indulge but you just. have to be accountable you have to hold. yourself accountable we we're doing the. sixth cheat day a week system yeah. halcus court house is Fitness. by the way like every every Boomer diet.

always failed because every Boomer diet. was like based on this crazy premise. which was the entire Boomer ecosystem. was all about themselves so every diet. was literally like they're like every. diet like that my mother would explain. to me and she'd be like no no no no I. can have anything I want right I just. have to be accountable yeah yeah so if I. have a chocolate cake then I just have a. glass of water later on that's that's. the that's such fat logic too where it's. like I remember just get my go-to move.

on the road was like well I'll get wings. but I'm getting a salad as well right. and to me that's like equals out yeah. completely equals out yeah that's some. immigrant [ __ ] too of like yeah it will. make you a fourth a six course meal. spaghetti to open open up lamb chops you. know what I mean a soup a chowder but. then we got a nice light Romaine. afterwards yeah we're good to go and. they're fine yeah you'll be okay it's. like such a [ __ ]. it's uh it's a mind [ __ ] out there it's. now we were talking about the rider.

strike uh for before we started which I. know none of my fans have an interest in. they tell me that right you know they're. like I don't want a theater kid [ __ ] off. I don't want gay Hollywood imaginations. I don't want gay Hollywood stuff I'm. just wondering because you are a labor. leader that's right what do you know. what's going on I don't you don't I have. no [ __ ] clue I mean come on dude. where's Hassan what's going on give them. what they want my guess is just writers. once everything became digital uh they.

were just like oh this is something we. don't there's no rules so we just won't. pay anyone right that's almost certainly. what happened and you hear about with. animation where they're like they're. like okay uh we're just gonna get you. know 6 000 Taiwanese 12 year olds right. to render each image instead of paying. like real animators or you know just. like yeah they're just anywhere they can. [ __ ] your ass they will anywhere they. can take it yeah and I have a I have a. thing happening now and my interest in. this isn't selfish it's for the other.

people nobody loves writers more than me. nobody loves a Hollywood sitcom right. now nobody love the Hollywood sitcom. writer they've all been said lovely. things about me on Twitter they've said. very nice things about my friend Joe. Rogan I mean nobody's closer with the. Echo Park Silver Lake yes Riders crew. and I am so my concern is for them I. wish some of them looked funnier well. not that they're all comedy writers but. in that can you bring up that wga thing.

on Twitter. you know it just I I didn't feel bad. they're not great at the marketing angle. they should have had like Andrew Schultz. direct the wga like writer's kill. because it's just like Sad Sack hipster. pieces of [ __ ] right being like it's not. right and you're like oh God you wanted. a little more levity I wanted just you. know a whoopee cushion I wanted them to. just make just make people care because. I got a thing now with a one of these. writers good person.

and he's like you know he's gonna do it. he's gonna strike I get it but then. we're gonna be [ __ ] so it's Long. Island call me by your name it's a long. island call me by yourself everyone's. obese it's very thinnest man in the. kitchen very fat call me well I was. talking about this the other day I was. talking about the trans thing the other. day and I saw you and Theo a little bit. and I'm like is it one of the issues. that some of them are like getting fat. because I think that like any minority. can't be fat in the beginning right like.

if gay people had come out and then. immediately just like got in League with. fat activism nobody like they accepted. hot gay men first yeah you got it yeah. theirs were not the first no they're not. the Marines of being accepted they're. not the tip of the spear no you don't. throw the fats out you got a piece of. ass you gotta you gotta It's gotta be. like hot people first because like then. like straight people start calling you. know I might [ __ ] that guy oh and then. all of a sudden they're like okay maybe. let's not kill that person right right. but you know when right when fats start.

getting involved people start it's it. becomes like now you're fighting a war. on two fronts right right right no no. you're absolutely right and I agree with. you Tim fat phobia one of the biggest. issues we're facing today it is without. question it is atrocious. first of all planes should only have. what 20 people I would say one seat I. would say each plane should have like. eight like big but he was a big man and. myself I I call us people of size yeah.

but we understand that the fat activism. is a little much it's getting a little. much you know I agree with that I. understand that uh people are upset at. it no nobody should be abusing fat but. you shouldn't be walking around and you. know abusing them but we can't do what. does that look like walking around. talking about it in my act you know in. the 80s and 90s fat women just kind of. beauty. and there are people that want to go.

back to that because they're monsters. right but uh we can't demand that the. entire world remake themselves for the. fat people but I would say if you had it. look yeah if you put the fat consumer. forward on in an airline oh I think the. consumer is fine if you put the back if. you put the packet super on the. Forefront yeah everyone's having a. better time right a little extra leg. room I I I don't need law I don't need. more leg room I need more width right. you know what I'm saying on a plane seat. you're telling me that wouldn't be nice.

if you're some skinny piece of [ __ ] to. be honest I really really open up those. [ __ ] I think that that if a fat. person were to design a plane yeah you. would even the thin people would have a. lot more fun a lot more fun it's a good. point the airlines would lose some money. they'd lose a lot of money. would be the healthiest option the fact. that there's a cookie with no cream. involved there's no chocolate chip they. give us that glorified wafer and and. they tell us that's that's dessert well. you're in first class I'm In First Class. it's better it's much better it's the.

only luxury I'll never give up I will. live on the street but I will never give. up the first class you get on First. Class you're like oh you think this is. going to be the best flight of my life. and you're like oh they treat you like a. human being yes and that's it that's. what first class is it's just being. treated like a human being when you were. in the back of the plane which I was for. years in a middle seat wherever I could. be is there anything worse no then when. you are uh on the aisle and the guy it. feels like fully full fully full plane.

yeah and they're like this plane is. mostly full and you're like [ __ ]. someone's gonna sit here. it's late it's already done you're like. oh my God people are they've [ __ ]. their flight attends are putting. everything up you're like is this. happening is this really gonna happen. and then you see someone Rush on the. plane and there's elated they made their. flight last second and then the second. they see they're sitting next to you all. that Joy is gone they're like I should. have just missed it and I had an aisle. to myself I sat once on a plane this is. I'm not even kidding yeah with two of.

the fattest guys. in a row. it was to the point where and we were in. by the way yeah in a row that was like. you know there's first class and then. there's like the the you know the first. Comfort plus whatever it is we were in. one of those first rows so the people. all all looked at us as they were. walking back every like an attraction at. the zoo. every single person looked at that row.

where it is like God damn it look. because it never happens where you have. three huge guys it was three big dudes. they're like earn an extra cook if you. can tell us where his thighs end and his. begin yeah. that's one mass of Flesh not one of us. looked at each other. and not one of us said anything to each. other and all of our faces were. rage oh dude I've actually been there. when I get a fat guy next to me I'm like.

the airline should step in what the [ __ ]. is this the government I'll turn into a. Marxist right now the government. look if there was a child in first yeah. they gotta switch the fatty in the. middle seat with that [ __ ] like with. that kid trust my kid I hate by the way. I hate children you should never be. allowed hate them should never be I hate. them on their iPads yeah I hate them so. much I hate the attitudes they already. have 100 telling the ho like telling the. flight attendant like uh just ordering. them around away you would be like.

embarrassing it's horrible or apple. juice yeah it's disgusting I hate when a. family's in first class and I go oh all. of you or I've my family was never in. first class no so when I see an entire. Rich family In First Class almost. despicable kids have to be you want to. get them Comfort plus fine right I. cannot be in first if I was a rich. parent I would just throw the kids in. the back okay go guys have some fun. there be independent right do some stuff. you know whatever you want to do this is.

your taste of what reality this is. reality man for four hours at a time. you'll get it and never again yeah. otherwise it's like it's it's absolutely. ridiculous. um do you think Bud Light suffers long. term for this or have they even stuff. like everyone's going they've lost six. billion dollars I guess that's stock. yeah valuation how do we even know that. yet I don't even know how we know also. didn't they I didn't I wasn't really. paying attention obviously I don't give. a [ __ ] that much right but apparently it. was just like I thought they said they. made like a trans person they're like.

spokesman that was like one thing it was. like they bought an ad on some girl's. Instagram yeah and everybody blew it up. it's like how dare they and it's so you. got to think for if you believe in like. the no prep all press is good press yeah. everyone's talking about Bud Light you. got a lot you got recharge buying them. to shoot them with AK-47s and then you. have gay people [ __ ] you know yeah. doing doing body loses body shots. right now yeah you know and then you got. me I'll sip a little Bud Light I could. lose a dumbass about it because Luis.

Gomez is Lucia Gomez the proprietor of. the gas station. I called him and I talked to because I. always talk to him about like stuff like. Brands and marketing or whatever like. what do you think's going on here and he. was like ultimately he thinks it's a. great move that like when when Rogan was. having his thing with Spotify there were. thousands of articles that said the word. Spotify and podcast in the same article. right all of a sudden people now think. of Spotify as the place for podcasts. where they never did before even though. there was controversy there was this.

huge so I'm wondering now if people are. just you know if long term it's better. what if they go not maybe maybe just. maybe next is like OJ like keep going oh. that would be sick keep doing very. controversial which I really should be a. Pitch man yeah what's he doing he's one. of the most well-adjusted people I've. seen I mean to be honest I mean it's. crazy yeah he's one of the most like if. you see him on Twitter like of course he. makes good points he's always like happy.

smile on his face relax and because I. think he did what he he wanted to do. like yeah he was like how many people. could kill someone who's bothering them. get away get away with it and then on. the other side be like okay yeah I mean. that's got look morality aside it's got. to feel awesome to get away with and not. just not even just like he planned it. out he was studying for years it was. like he did it it was so clear the way. it was supposed to be done everyone knew.

he murdered he probably saw her and him. [ __ ] through the window and went. tonight didn't he kill like her gay. friend not the guy she [ __ ] no Ron. Goldman was the guy she was [ __ ] and. he I think one of the theories is that. he saw them through the window right. right and was like it's on and then he. went in there and you know cut their. heads off yeah we tried him again. that that being said I've never seen a.

person on social media that I I feel is. in a better place yeah he's happy and. look he's amazing if you kill someone. and you get away with it so publicly. it's like unless we're forgetting the. man is a Hall of Fame running back the. man is. that people will never be he's an actor. that's his third running back he's been. in uh he was he was almost gonna be the. Terminator oh he was a finalist for the. Terminator before Schwarzenegger got it. he's in all the uh uh the Naked Gun.

movies I might have to put him forth in. my most American lives I have uh the the. people that have lived lives that could. really only be possible in America and. my my top three it's in the water but. it's Donald Trump yeah Caitlyn Jenner. right and Alex Jones and I might have to. put O.J Simpson as fourth in terms of. like lives that are really only possible. in America for my money dude he might be. right under DT he might be because I. agree with you because yeah oh I mean. just truly a star in a USC we haven't.

even thought about all the [ __ ] he got. oh you know I mean he killed it he's got. it literally but he's and now now he's. just in Vegas having a good time nobody. he's become this like and I think if. people see him out now like I gotta be. honest with you I'm over it I think a. lot of people are over it I think a lot. of to be honest I mean I know what. you're saying you know what I mean at. the same time there's levels to that. statement because you're you know having. a life we're having a nice little time.

here but at the same time. I see him on I see him online and I. don't think there's a murderer I don't I. don't have any anger towards him I think. listen OJ's got a towards that man if I. saw him in Vegas gentlemen if you didn't. already know it's tax season here in the. U.S manscape does work here's the thing. about manscape yeah it really is good. right I mean it's one of those I sell a. lot of products here I believe in all of. them. important that it's tax season by the. way you know you don't want to pay your. taxes with hairy nuts that's the thing.

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really excited I'd be like hey OJ like. hey can I get a photo I'm a really big. fan no legit just for the Instagram. I mean how many people are doing that by. the way everybody's probably doing that. 100 and imagine him thinking like when. he's standing there you know in court. and all this horrible stuff's coming out. I wonder if he thought like hey man this. is all gonna shake out yeah one day. Donald Trump will be the president. right Bruce Jenner will transition to. Caitlyn and then I'm gonna be in Vegas.

and people are going to be actually. coming up to me going hey I'm a big fan. the nelk boys had him on the podcast. he's kind of rehabilitated. he's kind of rehabilitated I would. literally go up to O.J Simpson and go I. am a huge fan and I would love a photo I. would get and I'm very confident he. decapitated his wife and her lover but I. would I would absolutely go up to him. and go I am a huge big fan massive fan. of yours. can I get a photo and then I would put.

it on my Instagram and try to come up. with a funny caption and I think you. figure it out that's how over it I am of. course I'm kind of over it I wouldn't do. that with Dylan roof sure I wouldn't do. that with someone I think is like I. think Dylan roof is evil yeah and. because I think he went any targeted. People based on their race 100 and I. think that's that there's something. inherently evil about a person who walks. into a church yeah but a house in. Brentwood where you're second off a. waiter and a church that ain't a church. and there's just different it's not a.

church and I'm I'm not saying it's right. and that's not right but is it Apostle. worship no yeah here's another fun yeah. if you really want to spin and you. really want to start getting crazy with. it being pro OJ. the reason he what's one of the biggest. signs of CTE is damage is brain damage. it's aggression it's violence so not. only that you could make him like like. by the way the NFL when O.J Simpson dies. will drop a nuclear bomb on the funeral.

home that he's in so that science. doesn't get a hold of his brain right. because it like truly he got he went. crazy because he was one of the best I. mean dude that [ __ ] was playing. when they had like one Strat one helmet. right you know I mean they had like one. little thing was getting hit and taking. heads all the time yeah he's a gladiator. for your enjoyment in many ways if you. love the NFL you killed Nicole Brown. Simpson and a lot of people are okay. with that if you put it in those terms a.

lot of people are okay with that I gotta. be honest because number one people hate. LA right they hate laws. there's never been a city that is hated. more kind of justifiably than La no one. cares. a woman now this might be wrong this is. probably wrong but a woman who's seen as. a gold digger. is not going to get the same level of. sympathy as the juice then as it as The. Talented uh man who's made the money I'm.

not hey did I make the world am I God. I'm reporting what happens if anything. this is a news show this is a I'm a. media figure and I'm reporting the news. litigating the O.J Simpson murders I'm. going to be a gas digital Studio I gotta. be honest with you there's not a man I'd. be more excited to see in Las Vegas. there's no could you think of a person.

in Las Vegas you'd be happier to see. than OJ [ __ ] Simpson no not I mean I. guess Carrot Top Christmas I would ask. him for weight loss advice. I would I would hold myself accountable. I may text OJ my steps every now. that's how much I respect you want an. ongoing relationship I love the naked.

guns so like there's a there's a version. of me that's at the end of every night. going OJ I only got 7 500 in today. because I'm on the road he's like don't. worry about it brother try to hit 12. tomorrow we all make mistakes try to hit. 12 000 tomorrow he's like keep the carbs. you know after 3 P.M no carbs yeah yeah. yeah I. let's let me also just throw this out. please and this might not. is he the worst father probably not. he's probably not the worst dad in the.

world he's probably a pretty good dad. and he probably compensates for the. incident he has right right right by. being a better father I think this is. the first place you're kind of starting. to lose me really I think murdering your. mother. really puts you I would say I don't. think it's ideal. [Music]. but I'm wondering do do his kids still. have her that's a great question I think. they do could could someone here look at. it one of The Producers here look right.

right see against digital what you have. to do is walk out with a loaded gun it's. this is not the Jamie Vernon experience. you have to walk out you have to put a. gun in there. um we kid we kid but. um I think they actually established I. think they do interesting I think they. have a pretty good relationship with him. because I did hear one theory that was. uh that the sun didn't the sun did my. mother was obsessed. [Music]. I was in a comedy central sketch about. O.J Simpson what I'd like the producers.

to do right is if they can I would like. them to get up just say no J and this. may be the first time it is but OJ was a. big part of my life yeah. um this was the massive trial we watched. the verdict in fifth grade and we turned. it on in our school there was a sketch. called just say no Jay it was released. uh on Comedy Central it was one of these. sketches that they would put between. shows and I played a kid who's playing.

with the DNA testing kit my father in. the sketch was playing with a Bronco and. my mother was uh doing Marcia Clark's. cookbook. who was the prosecutor in the case and. the idea was that the O.J Simpson trial. had invaded the home of every American. Family to an unhealthy degree at comedy. Central's marketing campaign was just. say no Jay stop watching the trial start. watching uh what we're doing start. watching reruns of Saturday Night Live. yeah and Mystery Science Theater and.

whatever right and premium blend do we. have this let's watch just saying I. would love to Let's watch this so this. is you as a child this is the first time. this has been played on my podcast I. think. oh hey that's my boy. crushed it I've been in this business. for years. was it after that point that he told you. he'd take the next flight. yes.

from Comedy Central wow so. congratulations man thank you but that's. [Laughter]. all right. um but that is where I you know this is. how big the O.J Simpson tutorial was in. the 90s it's hard to explain to these. youngins now your mother when she was. she was obsessed with the son did it. Theory yeah she in an institution at the.

time or she no my mother only went in. when I was in my 20s okay all right so. she like what happens with schizophrenia. it either comes on hard in the 20s or. it's usually kind of later in life. hormonal menopause in the 40s midlife. crisis 40s things like that more common. in women than men still happens in men. um but usually it comes on early yeah. but there are cases where I think hurt. the hormonal thing I think that's a lot. of long covet not that it's. schizophrenia but it's menopausal right.

right a lot of it's hormonal yeah um so. The OJ's so that was one of my first. gigs one of my first things I ever did. and we went to this house in Connecticut. and my grandmother went with me and it. was just like an all-day shoot but it. was cool yeah and it was like oh I'm in. this I'm in this thing now yeah wow so. yeah Jay OJ one of your first paying. jobs it wouldn't happen without him one. of my first paying gigs so like I'm in. the business. because of the juice. well that's an important disclosure it's. an important disclosure as a journalist.

as we've covered as a journalist I want. to make sure that everybody knows that. I'm defending OJ not the ACT not the act. the totality of the person he's a job. Creator the totality of the person I. that was one of my first shoots Sesame. Street and that. and I've you know on Sesame Street I did. the polka with Snuffleupagus which. you've we've played that I think yeah. and uh but that was my fur and I did an. NYU student film I've tried to get this.

guy to give me this student film it's. called truck stop I don't want to say. his name but I do but I won't and I've. tried you know Ad nauseam to get this. guy to give me uh the student to film. and he has. not released it to me he's either. embarrassed about it but it's actually a. great student film and I was nominated. for an acting award when I was like I. don't know I was like maybe nine or. something or ten or eleven what's your. role in truck stop uh it's about a a guy. who abandons his family at a New Jersey.

truck stop nice dude and it's me and. this woman and my sister and we're all. abandoned and we're at this dirty Jersey. truck stop and she's trying to get money. and and it's like the hard and whatever. and then this biker gives me his. cheeseburger he's like hey you know. [ __ ] you need a burger but I was like. thin back then I was a [ __ ] piece. yeah dude you know so that is I was. never raped you know here's the thing. you made it out on stage I was gonna ask. I was never touched because my parents.

were like my grandmother and mother were. really paranoid so if I went to a. bathroom my grandmother would stand. outside the bathroom like making sure. nothing happened now if my parents were. smarter they would have put my [ __ ]. dude that's what I was gonna say is that. it's kind of a shame because yeah what. happened to Amanda Bynes or whoever. crazy as it I almost feel like you would. have survived I think you would have. literally made a guy sign something.

before you sucked him off even at nine I. was smart. let's not advocate for this but I knew. what I was doing I knew what I was doing. um if I had to well all I'm saying is. yeah if Molly station's zero-sum game. that's right and you can save a child. who was destroyed mentally by going back. in time and getting you molested you're. not even dude you've never even met. Lewis by the way you time sign me up you.

wouldn't you wouldn't even I received my. calls be hearing the gas digitals. you would be podcasting where it all. started you wouldn't become an executive. somehow you would have started as an. actor yes and that and you I do feel bad. though horrible they obviously were. kidding yeah but it is bad you know and. I'm not I'm not accusing anyone of being. molested but you do see these guys at. Cole Sprouse or whoever yeah he's. smoking the cigarettes on caller Daddy. and he's just very like you know he. seems like really out of it and I don't. know what it was right I don't know if. it's molestation it could have been.

Dylan I don't know what Sprouse right oh. the the guys from uh you think it was. Adam Sandler. but it's like these these these these. kids have become successful after. Schneider on this Center yeah you can do. it suck my penis how embarrassing by the. way how embarrassing is that you're like. I got molested on the set of Big Daddy. they're like well that that tracks how.

shameful but all these kids that went. through Hollywood at a young age do seem. insane yeah you don't seem to get out. alive like they all seem a little crazy. um well it's crazy it's insane to do. it's an insane thing to do like I but I. met a bunch of young I'm doing this. movie with Addison Ray yes who you know. perfect blenders and Ray like a lot of. people they're both you know Listen. People Like Us because we're hot we're. sexy We're Young we represent a lot of.

things to women yeah my fan base is. mainly teenage women who are looking for. yeah. um uh um they're looking for advice and. my advice to all of them is keep your. [ __ ] away from me and don't vote. don't even register it's not sexy is. there anything less attractive than a. woman boating. but I I'm kidding react to this. no I what I think is like. uh so by the way this Addison Ray by the.

way is lovely like I hate to walk in. there and you go I bet she's a [ __ ]. right right she's actually not well. she's like a nice like lovely person and. I guess you would be because it goes one. of two ways you're either a monster of. course or you're not she was like a. really fun cool chick that reminded me. like oh like I get it like she's also. really attractive so it's like in the. head of a straight guy I'm like oh this. is I get this you know here's my problem.

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what happened was I was going to buy the. full headphones I decided not to I. decided to put 18 down to finance the. rest I took the capital yep that I was. gonna put into the headphones I started. a Drop Shipping business after the Drop. Shipping business I took my money which. I was also um investing into. cryptocurrencies my cryptocurrencies. were showing gains I then took all my. Drop Shipping cryptocurrency money and I. started investing in real brick and. mortar businesses like weed shops and.

CBD so now I own like all of the weed. shops and CBD shops in Arizona that's. awesome um I started buying into all of. these I'm private Equity now with. Blackstone Steve Schwartzman BlackRock. um I'm I work with Charlie monger and. Warren Buffett at um uh Berkshire. Hathaway of course with a lot of what. I'm doing right now I'm doing a lot of. deals with Bob Lee. who is a uh executive in San Francisco.

uh who what did Bob Lee run. I don't know what did Bob I couldn't. tell you. cash app right. so I'm doing a lot right now with Bob. Lee and um none of that would have been. possible if you had to pay for these. headphones yeah rip probably he did just. get killed oh that's the guy. trying to do a bit no one knows who. probably is a finance bit. yeah I totally get this yeah she made. you she made you think for a second she.

made me think for a second that I had. gone down the wrong path yeah yeah well. not that she'd be available if I chose. not that like no no no no not that like. the women that I would hook up with now. are more masculine than men of course. like the women that would be available. to me yes I was in a diner last night a. Long Island waitress walked up and I. want my producers from California and. she and we go he ordered some [ __ ] you. know. egg whites some and I go he's from. California and she goes yeah she looks.

at him she goes where's your surfboard. where's your surfboard and I'm like yeah. which is like we're also on Long Island. they surf here yes you know but I'm like. but so but she's actually and I'm doing. this this move with these kids and. they're young uh they're not kids or. adults but they're young yeah attractive. actors and they start at one time they. started to break out in song. um and that's just in the script or just. for fun oh just for fun and they started.

singing Bohemian Rhapsody In The Green. Room and then you start realizing like. oh they're theater kids yeah well also. their lives have gone so well it's so. well perfect example you got to realize. if me or anyone I knew broken this song. at any moment oh my God it would be a. signal of such a mental break yeah like. such a full mental collapse my agent. they would all go and go we got to get. him in the wagon yeah get him in the. wagon give him a couple of steroid shots. and get him back out on the stage yeah.

but it but those kids you would have. been beaten as a child if you started. singing unless it was like we're doing. it for money right right right but. otherwise like but their lives have been. so good and they're so attractive and. they're actually here's the thing. they're very they're all nice yeah well. they're all rich too right yeah she's. like imagine being like a rich girl like. yes it you could create you're right the. the opportunity is either like the. biggest monster of all time yeah like. this careerist climber yes who has all. the resources or would it see I don't.

know her at all right I've seen like a. couple tick tocks videos but it's like. it just seems like everything has got. like you can't have a more Charmed Life. as like things turn into a rich family. and I think she'd admit that she'd go. things are good yeah yeah but she also. works her ass off she's doing acting. like there's stuff about her where. you're like a lot of them don't right. yeah and it's romantic comedy and you're. you're the two leads we are the two. leads it's called. yeah what they're doing here.

Spyglass has decided to end they've. decided to end their company. it's a real throwback it's a producer. it's like it's a it's a it's a nice spin. on the Harvey Weinstein story it's a. nice spinner. it's a romance. like found it nice. what if they found it Charming when I. was like get in here get in the room I.

want to be in a Tarantino movie or not. no it's I'm I play a security guard who. gets decapitated this is not I don't. want to give away the lead yeah yeah. yeah. but no I'm not so there was a click of. kids who were like they are the road but. that's also so smart though to like I. don't know what the project is at all. you told me very little about it yeah. but it's genius to use those kids in. something like that of course who are. you gonna use us yeah yeah well but it's. like you could pick like you know more. serious quote unquote actors but there.

is something and I'm sure I think acting. at a certain level like if you're young. and good looking what is that like this. isn't Philip Seymour Hoffman like yeah. let's just be honest what really is. acting if you're young and hot it's like. I'm mad I'm gonna fight you cause you. look at my girl or I'm sad it's not well. I mean in a movie a slasher you don't. need but in any teeny bopper sure what. is the cast of Wednesday no offense yeah. I haven't seen it I know one of them but. like they're pouty they're pounding.

today yeah and today I'm. Because by the way young people don't. like unless they've seen their family. burn in a fire they don't really have. that complex of emotions so it's not. that layered you're not you're not like. translating some really complex like. everybody talks about that scene in. White Lotus where Megan Fahey does that. kind of This brilliant thing where you. could see her like realizing all these. things on the beach just in her face. it's kind of amazing there's none of.

that right [ __ ] Wednesday. right it's just young people being hot. and being like I'm angry now now well. I'm sure I mean Eli Roth is [ __ ] a. genius he's a killer he did hostile he's. a killer I mean he's literally no yeah. he's uh he's he loves he's a brilliant. horror director but that's what so I. without knowing it I would assume. there's some like subtext there yes. where you you you cast Tick Tock kids I. don't know what the project is like like.

a good example is in like uh Starship. Troopers where they just wanted the. hottest most plastic dumb asses yeah. because they're like we're recreating. basically propaganda right like Nazi. propaganda right and so like you look at. the cast and it's like yeah the guy the. main leader looks like a gay porn actor. right you know what I mean the lead and. then it's like uh what's your face uh. Charlie Sheen's ex who's just hot as. [ __ ] but not a good actor right so it's. like there is a time where you pick Bad. actors off yeah Denise Richards yeah.

exactly but here's the Casper Van Damme. I actually think this chick is probably. pretty good interesting because. she takes it I saw her on set she. actually takes it very seriously where I. was kind of surprised and I actually. looked at it and I've been on stats I. was just on a set of one of the biggest. films coming out where I was [ __ ] up. and yelling. screamed out and I'll be able to tell. people what movie yeah yeah hopefully my. scenes in it yeah yeah.

I think it was great I think it was. great yeah I think it was great. um and I wanna I don't want to say what. movie it is it's gonna come out I know. this yeah yeah you told me about this. and uh but I so I know and it is a big. movie it's a huge movie if I'm in it. yeah. I will do something if I'm cut out I. don't deserve to be cut out no. no we'll see what happens but I observe.

people. and uh she was taking it very seriously. and I think she's probably because Eli. is not gonna put somebody in who's not. good yeah he's gonna put somebody in. who's actually good and I think she. always kind of wanted to be an actress. and then she maybe just got into Tick. Tock like but do you know what I mean in. terms of directors yeah yes people. without really their full knot they're. not fully in on it you know oh for sure. like a great director yeah it's kind of. like yes you know what I'm saying that's. probably me yeah.

I mean that might be me. that's maybe where what I'm doing. they're just you know. um yeah it but it's cool you know it's. interesting because I'm keenly aware. that I'm a comedian who can act right. but I'm not an actor and you know you're. not an actor when you hang out with some. of these kids where you go oh they just. have that theater kid energy that I. don't have yeah yeah we're like. literally someone will start being like. you know they'll just burst into songs. and it's it's appropriate for them yeah.

and I just sat there kind of like. you know of course no theater kid energy. is brutal and it's so subtle so. self-serious too about about acting like. so so one of the kids he's like a really. good looking dude and I like I was like. talking to him and like hey you want to. hang out yeah. I'm professional you want to meet Louis. Jacob as a professional on set well they. can be cooler people. you want some supplements from on it. I don't have to start with Luis Gomez.

yeah how about a couple of tickets to. the mothers but so one of these guys. I was talking to him and he like he does. his thing with his eyes where he's like. like really trying to get the scene from. Clifford up get this thing got to see. him from Clifford oh with Martin no with. Martin he's trying to be a real boy. this is a brilliant scene because this. is how the kid like they kind of look at. you like I was like oh hey man and I was. talking to him and I think he thought I.

was going to say something like very. serious right so he just was like he. just looked at me like. and you're like oh they're they're just. at every moment these people are just. trying on yeah people to be trying on. right there's no authenticity that's the. thing with those kids it's like they'll. do anything they'll just like you don't. know who you're talking to but that's I. think the only way to be a really good. actor right I guarantee if you met any. of these guys it's the same thing no way. Ben Affleck is any different yeah. there's no way.

they're all like that and they need to. be that's the thing it's like certain. people need to be. and I'm sure it's like it's a nice kind. of inauthentic right it's not like some. schizophrenic roaming the streets. stabbing you it's like oh this is a. person who just can kind of be a bunch. of different things and if you're super. hot I guess that's kind of the book like. if you're a super hot person yeah what's. the point of picking one personality.

right right because you could kind of. get away with a lot of do whatever you. want so if you're a super hot guy you. might go I want to be a dick today I'm. going to put on a leather jacket and be. a dick do we have that Cena that's one. thing that I find weird which is you. know like your middle name. you're doing it right now can you just. act like a human boy for one minute here. look at me like a person you can't do it. for more than a few seconds look at me. like a human boy. this is so [ __ ] good but that's the.

way they are like you talk to them and. they're like. yeah yeah so they don't know how deep. the conversation can be they're kind of. like are you laying like life knowledge. because they look at me like I'm an. elderly oh of course dude they look at. me like I'm Jack Lemmon you're a wise. and chrome I'm like 38 but they they're. looking me like I'm like an old man. who's gonna say something very profound. before he dies. I gather around children they're like.

gather round the wisdom and I was like. hatch scang fast. several years ago. I was there but. but that's the thing where I'm keenly. aware of like oh I'm not an actor yeah I. can act and I can do that and I would. like to do it if it was my movie If I. was in control of it yeah do you are you. doing more [ __ ] like that I'm trying I'm. trying to act a little bit I mean this. this uh this year's been all about I.

mean I've been on the road non-stop for. the last time non-stop I got I'm filming. a special may I just put a little crowd. work special if you want to go watch. sure folks uh but yeah that's that's got. to be that's kind of the goal where it's. like it would be nice to just it's fun. to fun to do some of that [ __ ] uh yeah. I'm doing a little Indie movie I did one. scene you know you know when you do like. a romantic comedy and they meet a weird. guy right who yells at the Attractive. people on a bus yes I did one of those. scenes you know that's perfect it's. always kind of going to be something of. that and that's fine I don't need but I.

feel the exact same way you do where. it's like I'm not a [ __ ] actor I like. I like that comes like if I could do it. over like I think sometimes I go what if. I could do it over again I love these. people who go I would change nothing. it's like come on really yeah but if I. could do it over again I just love the. person I am now yeah. the jobs that I could get like that is a. plum Gig if you could just be a hot. actor who doesn't really have any like.

you're just like yeah every and you meet. these people you talk to them you go and. it's not like they're. they're just like detached in this way. that like comes from just being young. and successful oh yeah and just like. just like everybody here's the thing. with hot people Everyone is always nice. to them everyone loves them and actors. especially it's like you add hot like a. hot waitress who works at like a bar. people throw things out yeah but a hot a. hot like Rich successful person oh yeah. it's it's life on easy mode there is a.

collapse that happens yeah for those. that can't transition. that is a good point you know the. collapse is never too far the collapse. is not too because here's what happens. to these actors they get some heat in. L.A then they all go to New York and. they take a photo with uh like you know. in an alley smoking a cigarette looking. at the ground the rebellious face yeah. they've been in New York for 48 hours. and they act like they're like this is. It's I'm really going through it and. then what happens is they try to be like. the real actor because they've grown out.

of the teeny bopper [ __ ] rolls and. then they try to be like oh I got to be. a real actor and then some of them don't. make that leap right and then they're. [ __ ] they're [ __ ] big time and by. [ __ ] I mean still rich and gorgeous. yeah yeah yeah but some of them can't. handle they might do some drugs yeah. that's the advantage of getting a career. when you're a big fat ugly piece of [ __ ]. that's right you know it's like they. can't take it from us. they can't take it from the only one who. count is the Lord yeah which that's. around the corner the only one who can. is the Lord can you get up a little bit.

of this cause process interview I just. want to see because we just want to we. want to diagnose the actor here and you. could tell and he's like literally this. by the way can we take the money back. from this call her daddy chick enough. with this 60 million dollars can we take. that back they really hit a jackpot I. mean can we take that back it's horrific. it's atrocious it's the worst thing I've. ever watched I look at it the other way. where it's like you know good for her. robbing those Swedish yes. good for her I'm just going.

like I'm watching this person no one. watches that I'm watching this woman. interview and I go this is not great. she's really not great at this no. offense to her right to be honest no. offense just everything you've you've uh. in your life Barbara Walters yeah the. show was about her talking about getting. anal and I get that and that's. interesting but now she's doing these. interviews and um what about your. [ __ ] more. it was a great means to an end. [Music].

this is what guest digital does. this is what I love about it do you mind. if I have a cigarette please have your. cigarette you know what gold let's open. the door I don't know people get people. are all oh man it's fine everyone's. smoking weed in like a studio but not a. [ __ ] cigarette tobacco and everyone. gets like this it's fine it's [ __ ]. fine I'm curious did you even go to like. Elementary School I did um it was off. and on.

three jobs mainly. what was it or even that preface of like. do you mind if I smoke a cigarette like. everyone's cool with weed but whatever. happened to cigarettes whatever hey you. know remember when you could smoke a. cigarette in a studio it's like no. you're like you're 20 years old yeah. what happened to smacking women in the. face and smoking cigarettes why do I. gotta eat at this Lunch Counter with a. black guy. yeah because he thinks he's in Mad Men. yeah watch a little bit of this because.

it's it is kind enough to it is. interesting it's it's a fine diagnosis. of the people we're talking about. was homeschooled which is great because. to be honest I did not feel like I. missed out on much everyone that talks. to me about their High School experience. I was like this sounds [ __ ] horrible. it wasn't great it wasn't great cool but. I'm wondering do you remember when you. were in elementary school like how did. people treat you because I know you. weren't famous famous but like big daddy. you were what five yeah six and when we.

were kids I don't think they really. cared too much some of them knew that we. were actors but Dylan and I uh Dylan. specifically was a huge bully so our. navigation through elementary school and. middle school we were like [ __ ] dicks. how many bully people uh he would beat. him up. you beat him up and then I became known. as the twin that would come up and be. like I'm so sorry for my brother we I. kind of feel like that was your. character also.

um Zack and Cody well I think I think. the writers on Zach and Cody took a lot. of cues from uh from you know our actual. personalities yeah by the way she gets. 60 million dollars for this telling. teeth I'm ready. get me to balaclava I'm kind of ready to. go full tanky because that 60 million no. that's crazy to be like she's sitting. there in [ __ ] claw what what is she. in those [ __ ] what are those shoes. that Mario Batali used to wear before he. rocks Crocs she's sitting there in Crocs.

close browsers smoking a cigarette and. she's like so tell me about your brother. and he's like he was a bully when he was. six yeah yeah and that gets you 16. imagine getting beaten up by a child. actor imagine getting beat six by a. Sprouse by Cole Sprouse when they were. young by the way Mario Batali that could. be the spin this the sequel to the uh he. was thinking about Mario Batali you. could pull you could crush Mario. Batali's [ __ ] life story now Mario. Batali can you imagine it's a biopic by.

the way our friendship would end so. quickly because we'd both be reading for. that role. every fat comic in a minute would be. just sitting there and they'd be like. okay and can you imagine that horrible. Because by the way not a feature we're. talking like a lifetime lifetime. Lifetime movie of the week and like. literally they'd be like because when. you go do these additions you like slate. you say ah your name and where you live. you know and and uh and you should be.

like uh Tim Dylan. the Stafford's Healthcare is from New. York whatever yeah and then you go and. then you have to read the lines you know. and then you'd be like. you like these clams hey. hey you like working here I put my whole. life into this goddamn restaurant the. least thing the last thing the least you. could do is look at me look at me yeah. look at me you want me to show you how. to make this dish that's called. tagliatelle. you want to show you come here what's.

wrong. what's wrong I don't understand I. thought you liked working here I thought. you liked it they got taggly Italian. Indiana yeah let me teach you something. I thought you liked it the gnocchi has. to be done just right. get over here get over here you [ __ ]. [ __ ] he'll never come back by the way. Mario Batali had an apology we've talked. about it on the show but the best the. cinnamon roll. cinnamon rolls yeah he was like I'm. sorry I raped everybody but here's some.

and by the way these little pastries. I mean one of the best of pop that. that's the king of the celebrity. apologies the thing about Mario Batali. is he was a good cook he was a great. chef and now he didn't even asked that. bobo that was grain right uh he did a. lamb Ragu that was lovely and he also. was. um a rapist right and an abuser of women. we're out on that we're out on that so. we I don't [ __ ] with your colleague. here's the other thing there's a lot of.

people that can make a lamb Ragu like. Nancy Silverton at Osteria Mozza in West. Hollywood okay and she does not rape. anyone not to our knowledge yeah don't. love the outfits all the time that she. does. yeah but if you had to pick one or the. other perky but I will go with that we. could see Batali to me is not like an OJ. no no no if I saw Batali now I'd be like. get the I just spit in his face I I. would actually I was never really. excited to see batala you know of all. the celebrity chefs even pre yes assault.

scandals yeah. here's what the Food Network did to me I. know they created the celebrity chef but. like they also just to me. gas these chefs up so much. their egos are like insane yeah that's. pretty completely insane I get I get the. top guy like look guy fiery yes yes he. [ __ ] rules I like him a lot it's the. Tournament of Champions great show he's. wearing Bling That a rapper couldn't. pull off guy fear is the only guy who.

basically said let me make a show. out of like going to these places and. and why had no one done that yeah let's. go to these places like people talk. about. and they're really good food but also. they have health code violations yeah of. course they have health codes it's got. to be dogs they'll think they should be. yeah there's hair in it who cares well. if you've been to one in like in your. hometown that's like it was on Diners. Drive-Ins and Dives it's like it's not. good like half of them are horrible half.

of them are pretending yeah like they're. like they're like I would the diner by. me which is like you know you're getting. you're getting some toothless lady and. you're still in Queens no I'm talking. about in Baltimore where I was growing. up yeah the diner by me. it's you know it's fine right it's like. the fries are in the freezer the. everything is Frozen like it's just. right you go there it's you go there. it's it's 2 A.M yeah some toothless. ladies trying to get our kids back is. gonna [ __ ] up half of your order right. right uh and then there's a picture on.

the wall of guy fiery and they have like. uh their Seafood Tower you know what I. mean it's like you you brought in you. bought a Seafood Tower from a different. restaurant right and served the guy when. he was here they'll literally be like. our lump crab cakes it's like you don't. have lump crab cakes here you get. pancakes and [ __ ] sausage here a lot. of it's fake it's all fake and one of. them was sad I walked to one of them I. was on the road I literally don't. remember where I was I walked in one of. them and the proprietor had died and it. was literally just a picture of him and. Guy Fieri and then he was like bald with. cancer and they're like all right be.

Rick I'm like okay this is a little. rough. yeah that's a tough wall yeah it's a. tough wall I don't want to see this. while I'm eating chicken cacciatore yeah. but I mean the Food Network to me like I. remember the Heyday of it was when me. and my grandparents would watch Emerald. show and he was like Emerald live and. he'd be like bam of course bam and you. know everybody was so excited to be on. Emerald live and uh he was the. Forerunner he was the Forerunner he was. the big you know to me I still think. Emeril Lagasse.

you know if we're looking at celebrity. chefs he's up there in the top yeah he's. Jordan he's Jordan and guy is LeBron. yeah it's a generational thing that's. right and then and Guy Fieri I don't. know if he was he a chef probably yeah. dude I hated Bobby Flay I still hate I. love watching Beat Bobby Flay to root. against him I hate I hate the premise of. that show where he's like let's go find. something that's being cooked the same. way for 40 years and let me see if I can. beat it because I'm a [ __ ]. it's like ah he also is a [ __ ] getter.

though you know that's another reason he. does [ __ ] a lot to hate Bobby Flay and. didn't he uh didn't he marry that rich. chick didn't he marry a rich chick I. don't know he might have well I'm not. I'm not a baby Flathead I like Emerald. I could [ __ ] with Lydia Bastianich from. folidia New York sure that [ __ ] could. carve a [ __ ] chicken with a knot like. I loved Lydia of course Del posto. felidia she's a gangster Lydia. Bastianich Ina Gartner bear for. contestants Barefoot Contessa gangster.

frankliotti the best bit about that. brilliant yeah um uh I'm a big chopped. head personally yeah people like. chopping Tom kaliko's okay Top Chef fine. he was good he was good uh What and that. Paula Dean was the one that fell from. Grace which yeah she was exactly what. you thought she would be yeah yeah. it's like if she didn't say the n-word. that would be more surprising and she. was just abusing her staff yeah and. making them dress up as slaves I think. set up what Paula Deen got canceled she.

said the n-word as well which can't do. that you can't but look at it but it's. Paula Deen it's oh down ho you want you. want somebody whose whole thing is about. authentic Southern yeah nothing's more. you're dropping a couple ends yeah in. the kitchen nothing's more authentic. than Paula Deen but I think that is [ __ ]. I think she got canceled for making the. yeah Paula Deen use the N word wanted. let's get the the headline up thanks. gentlemen.

heard wanted slaves to serve away I mean. that's out of control I mean okay get. wanting the slave a true southern. plantation style wedding would include. waiters dressed as slaves Dean says in a. deposition that's awesome so she her. argument was again Ferris militude she. was like we're doing it real we're doing. it right can you imagine by the way I'd. be that much of a racist that you're. being deposed like you're a deposition. and you have to argue that point you're. like yeah. I don't like it I I don't like it when.

they made when they made Schindler's. List yeah the guards had to be racist. towards the Jews yeah I'm I'm making I'm. making a a realistic dinner here. southern style wedding of course I'm. gonna have slaves why would I not hire. black people and make them dress up as. slaves and by the way the uh the Jackson. subsequently asked Dean what type of. uniform she preferred she used servers. the servers to wear well what I would. really like is a bunch of little oh my.

god oh a little n words to wear long. sleeve white shirts black shorts and. black bow ties you know in the Shirley. Temple days they used to tap dance. around oh my Shirley Temple Paula. laughed and said now that would be a. true southern wedding wouldn't it. because but we can't do that because the. media would be happy about that. cancel culture is going too far it's. like the goddamn woke media won't let me. get a bunch of little n-words tap. dancing it's like God Jesus Christ.

it has to be an authentic Southern. wedding you know like in a Shirley. Temple movie yeah. literally just she's conflating a bunch. of different kinds of races yeah yeah. she just she's covering the races it's. racist Fusion it's an authentic but she. really just wants Al Jolson like black. face like you know what I mean she's. like it's an authentic Southern wedding. right but you know we have a Jew and. blackface singing jazz standards [ __ ].

crazy man it's crazy but you know that's. I think part of the problem when you. steep yourself so much in your culture. that you can't get out like I think that. sometimes you need to just take a breath. ask one black person how they feel about. that yeah like ask one person just one. just run it by them like super casually. go let me ask you let me ask you a. question.

sit down for this. if I said to you we're doing a southern. style wedding and I want some you know. black people they're gonna be servers at. the wedding and I wanted them to kind of. you know dress as slaves and tap dance. with that would that be what do you. think is there any part of that that's. the best thought yeah so is there any. part of that that would offend you oh. the whole thing oh all of it all of it. I also don't understand why anyone would.

get married on a plantation that's wild. to me too yeah if you believe in like. yeah that's a that's a bad that's some. bad energy if you believe in energy at. all yeah it's like a lot of not chill. stuff has happened right there it's kind. of like just saying like we're very. excited we're getting married on an. Indian burial right right we're going so. excited we're going to Auschwitz to have. our nuptials uh there's a Navajo burial. ground and we've decided that me and my. wife are gonna go down there and it is. going to be amazing yeah yeah yeah yeah.

no but it's um well people will do that. you know I've talked about it I I've. made this joke it's probably Real by now. and I'm trying to know there's old. hotels and but people will start doing. like weddings in prisons yeah a bunch of. white pictures sitting in the electric. chair with champagne yeah I mean 100 I'm. like we'll probably Outlaw capital. punishment although maybe not but like. eventually we might and then you know. like these things are going to be. tourist attractions and somebody's gonna. be like let's get married in the [ __ ]. death chamber right right right I guess.

yeah you're even saying it and it's like. uh Alcatraz I would love that imagine We. Rent Out Alcatraz a great party the. whole [ __ ] well I think they're gonna. close Rikers yeah they say I think. Rikers might get closed because Rikers. is a nightmare yeah they just have. people there like with on parking. tickets yeah they just don't get access. to Plumbing I don't understand like the. way this this criminal justice system. works to me is so great and I'm not a. guy that says let everybody out if.

they've done bad things but like the. amount of people that are in for like I. smoked a joint especially now I smoked a. blunt I couldn't pay my. C for hopping the turnstile of a train. and now I'm in this prison well don't. worry don't worry there's eight cops. there to check on that right it's like. who gives a [ __ ] yeah about Subway. turnstiles yeah yeah I think I don't. think you can let stuff like that get. completely out of control but I also. don't think you should be putting people. in jail for years or people can't like. well those cops don't do [ __ ] they play.

Candy Crush and every once in a while. like a teenager comes along and they're. like all right let's [ __ ] up his record. for how he returns well it should be a. misdemeanor it should be something quick. where you can kind of get out but then. there's certain things where it's like. you know if you throw someone in front. of a train that should be yes. it's gonna be a little yeah um you know. but yeah it's funny man it's funny to. watch. I don't even know what uh what is on the. can we bring up the Food Network. schedule now I'm just curious It's like. what would still be on this they got.

I'll tell you right now they got a lot. of Beat Bobby Flay they got a lot of. they got a lot of Tournament of. Champions there's nothing better than. the Food Network on a summer day. when you should be outside. you know what I mean like there's. nothing that feels particularly worse. than watching like the Food Network on a. summer day well it's my favorite like uh. Road thing to watch oh you got diners. you got triple D going Alex First. America yeah they're really trying I. like Alex what is Alex first American I.

like Alex Garner Shelly she's a really. good cook but they they're putting in a. lot of stuff but she's one of my. favorite Chopped judges. they always did this thing where they. wanted like a lot of triple d's they. always wanted comedians on the Food. Network and then they like met us and. then they were like oh we don't want. that at all we actually don't want that. at all that's a huge mistake right right. that's a massive mistake we don't want. that at all I'm not sorry we even. suggested that star versus hulkiest. where can people find you and see you. and I'm a part of your life yes uh I got.

uh podcast davi's world come check it. out come do it sometime Timmy uh but I. have a new crowd work half hour yes just. a little put together I put it together. a little little bonus special uh free on. YouTube right now stavi baby on Twitter. stavi baby two on Instagram I'm on tour. the fat Rascal tour still a couple. tickets left to the special the special. taping in Austin and then in the fall. I'm just I'm all over the place playing. a couple theaters are you doing. Paramount awesome special [ __ ] yeah.

awesome I'm really excited for that you. will enjoy that timedelacomedy.com we're. on the road until mid-june uh if you are. interested instead uh if you're not who. cares [ __ ] off if you're not if you're. not it's okay yeah it is what it is but. timbilacomity.com to get uh tickets to. those shows thank you so much dude thank. you I really appreciate it great to see. you buddy.