Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy | The Tim Dillon Show #490

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. We are here and we are going to discuss the news of the day. and we are going to treat it with respect. because a lot of people forget these are real people. that we talk about all the time here. And these people deserve respect. and that's what we do. We give them respect.

I don't know anything about the gnome household. I don't know Christy. No, I know she shot her dog in the face. and then she kind of made a mess. of the homeland security thing. Now she's got a husband named Byron. and he likes cross dressing. and he likes having the big tints, the milkers. So now he was, he's been dressing up. and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty, I guess in like a, a chat room or something.

Nome husband paid $25 a minute for dirty talk. as she reveals his unusual kink. Noam's cross dressing husband by Nome paid online models up. to $25 a minute to talk dirty to him. And he was a needy client. with an unusual kink for yoga pants. According to one of the women, Nome, the longtime husband. of former Homeland Security Secretary Christi Nom. was exposed for living a cross-dressing double life in the. bimbo ation fetish scene.

after the daily male published salacious photos of no. with massive fake breasts. Lydia love a webcam model on the website. Cam Soda definitely remembers Noam's face, but said there's no way I could ever. forget those fake boobs. She told the times of London of the 56-year-old father. of three, who is one. of her clients, well, what is this? Iran hacked all of these people. and they got Cash Patel dancing. and they got, they got this guy out with his tits.

The Camgirl said No, I'm like. to play the submissive role in the. chats where he paid up to. Yeah, he paid 25 a minute. He would try to talk more feminine. His kink was yoga pants, love who's called a femdom in online communities. Told the times he wanted to be the star. of the show and really show off. I would hype him up. Some people are just looking for that. He wants a little attention. His wife is running Homeland Security poorly,

but he, she's running it. And he, to get attention, he's gotta strap on a pair. of fake tits and go into a chat room. and be, be the star of the show. And he is gotta pay 25 a minute for someone to hype him up. That should be the wife's job. Christie Noam should be hyping him up, but instead he's gotta pay. He could be frustrating during the chat sessions,

which typically lasted about 10 minutes, she said. because he was not very good at being submissive. He's gotta learn. The problem was he was constantly trying. to direct the camgirls to tell him what to do. If you wanna be dominated by a woman, let me dominate you. She said, why are you telling me to tell you to do all this? But what stands out the most is the comically large balloon. breasts that were plastered all over the news this week. And what and what did no say about this?

What was her response? So what my husband likes. to strap on, what do they call this? A G cup. I. - Think those are H - This is HI. - Think so. - I thought we got G on Amazon. Didn't we pay for G? - It - Might have been A, B, C, D, EFGH Oh. H is bigger than G. - Yes. - H is bigger than G. Oh good. I don't know the alphabet, so, huh? I thought h But so we, we got these. Now how much did these on Amazon run us?

- I think they were like 200 bucks. - I'm just imagining being in a suburban home. and then strapping these on, I'm imagining this, my wife is at Homeland Security. and they are, she's on the news all day, right? So that's a annoying, the bitch is outta the house. and then you turn on the TV. and there she is again in some weird, you know, ice glam outfit, you know, you know, throwing, you know, people in a truck. And then I'm like sitting in my suburban house.

and I'm like, let me, and the kids are out doing whatever they're doing. and I'm like, let me strap on these big what? H Cups? - Yeah, - Let me strap on these big H cups. and then log on and then get domed by Lydia. Love. But I don't even know how to do it. 'cause I'm telling Lydia love what to tell me to do. And what did Christie Nome have to say about this?

Because I'm wondering if she knew this. You know, maybe she didn't. I imagine she felt it's hard to hide these tits, right? What do you do? Put 'em in a box under all the. Christmas decorations. What do you do with a pair of H hts? You gotta put 'em somewhere. Christian, no. Weighs in on report. Husband lives cross-dressing. Double life. The family was blindsided by this. Ms. Nome is devastated. The family was blindsided by this and they asked for privacy. and prayers at this time.

What am I supposed to pro? I'm supposed to pray for this guy in his tense kids. So wait a minute. All the horror. that's happening in the world, people are literally being vaporised by machines. of death flying, you know, in the air. We we're bombing school girls while they sit in class. And I'm supposed to pray for Christie Noam's husband. and his H Cup tins. That's where the direction my prayers are supposed to go in.

When the people in Gaza are wandering around trying. to find grains so they can bake a loaf of bread. I'm supposed to pay, pray for Christy Noam's husband. and his big tits. Well, no, I will not pray for your husband. and his big tits. How about that? You can pray for his big tits. Do you think she threw the tits out? Was she like, gimme those tits, gimme those tits.

You don't wanna fuck me anymore. You just wanna talk to women online with your tits on. I'm out here causing havoc in the streets and I come home. and you got a big, you got big tit. You know, she knew about this. and you knew they fought about it. Byron, I found your tits. I found your big fat tits. You, you, you want me to have big tits like that? Well, I don't have those big tits. According to the Daily Mail,

Byron Noam chatted up a woman from the so-called Bimbo ation. fetish scene, which adult performers augment their breasts. with massive amounts of saline. to achieve a Barbie doll like appearance. Well that's what they keep calling her ice barbie. So she is not at home. And this guy, he wants to be the bimbo. He wants to be, he wants to be objectified. and domed. and listen, they've all got, a lot.

of these people have weird kinks and they, and they, and they, and they surface at inopportune times, right? This is not the best time. She was just fired. Isn't she was fired. So she's fired. and now she should be kind of out of the news. She should be out of the news. Except her husband's online with an H cup.

Maybe he had B Can you get his tits up? 'cause his tits are bigger than the tits we. bought off Amazon. And I'm kind of mad about that. Maybe, maybe not. Well, no, it seems similar. I gotta be honest with you. His tits. Oh wow. I mean, look at how big those are. Do you think those are there, is there bigger than an H cup? Do do, do you think that's an H Cup? I don't know what kind of tits he's got, but he, they look bigger than mine. - I mean, you're say H but like they were ordered as H.

but I don't think they're quite actually h interesting. because we just got 'em off Amazon. - You can't trust anyone anymore. You can't, I mean that guy's tits are out of control. These are out of control tits. And he's just sitting there and he's going online. and, and she goes, we were blindsided. by the family was blindsided by this. And she's gotta tell the kids, I don't know. how old the kids are.

It's not a nice thing to find out. Listen, a lot of people are gonna talk about the fact. that your mother shot a dog. and also, you know, was the Department. of Homeland Security during a very tumultuous time in. our country's history. But also people are gonna bring up the fact. that your father loves to put on big bimbo tits. and talk to random women online. But listen, we love you. We love you,

and we are here for you no matter what happens. We are here for you. And no is banging, was banging Corey Lewandowski. So she's cheating on her husband. and he's got these big tits on. Well, that's nice. You know, folks, I just, I don't know what to tell you. This is our country and you should be proud of it. You have to be proud of your country no matter what state.

or condition it's in. Do you understand that? You have to be proud of your country no matter. what it looks like. No matter if, if if your homeland security director is cheating on our. husband, and in response to that, he's on bimbo fetish websites with a massive pair. of tits on just trying to get domed out. You have to be proud of your country. It doesn't matter what it looks like. You can't expect perfection from people.

You really can't. His fetish was 3000 cc plus boobs according to one. of the models who communicated extensively with him. What a great word. Extensively. There's a reference to custom made XXL implants. It can hold more than 3000 cubic centimetres. of saline per breast, far greater than surgeons typically recommend. So I don't think I have those. I think we just went on Amazon.

and got whatever we could get. His kink is for huge, ridiculous boobs. He wants ridiculous, massive tits and he wants to wear 'em. and feel what it's like to be an objectified bimbo. He's sick of being the man. and wearing the pants all the time. He wants to be a bimbo, an objectified bimbo. with big silly tits. in text and audio calls, a para shirt. Everything from mundane daily chitchat. to spicy banter about her augmented chest.

How are your boobs? He asked her, would you ever go bigger? The model sent him an array. of topless selfies and lingerie shots. Jason apparently felt relaxed enough to reciprocate. with photos of himself wearing skimpy outfits. and lopsided DIY brass. You turned me into a girl. He said, should I put on leggings a PayPal account. belonging to Jason Jackson? Set the women regular deposits between 500 and a thousand. She says he openly admitted to having a wife and family. He'd say, I love my wife, I want to get better. Then he'd disappear, come back and start again.

Over time models began to figure out the real identity. of their shadowy benefactor. I was completely shocked. I said, why are you doing this? I don't think, I didn't think hot guys did this. He said he didn't care. I I I said you should care. Your wife could lose everything she's worked for. I love that. Like some woman in a fetish website is, is telling him this. The second woman had read about Christie's alleged affair. with Lewandowski in longtime GOP operative. who married nine 11 widow Alison Hardy in.

2005 and has four children. I asked him about it and his response was, I know there's nothing I can do about it. You have to be proud of your country. no matter what's going on. You have to be proud of your country. You, you, you have to release yourself. from being hypercritical. You have to just accept that these are the people. that are running the show. and they're not happy, they're unhappy people. And I'm, I have no problem with fetishes.

I have no problem with any of this. I don't care. I'd love, I'd love not I I don't love this fetish. Just 'cause it's very heavy. These tits are heavy. I'd love the not bombing of the children in the school. That to me is the, the no-no here. And I don't wanna get involved in Christie Noam's. marriage or lack thereof. It's not my, I don't love the shooting. of the protesters in the face, but it's not my business to get involved. with this woman's marriage and her husband, Byron and his tits. I am a little jealous. They're bigger than mine. Fucking Amazon.

But here's the deal. You have to just, you know, take it as it comes. And you know, this is an embarrassment for their family. But own it. Own it. She's trying to shrink from the limelight. and saying, well, just thoughts and prayers. and, you know, it's blindsided our family. She should have said, my husband likes tits, big tits, bigger tits than you can even imagine. Tits so big, they're cartoonish and silly. He wants to be fetishized. He wants to be made into a bimbo.

He goes online with his big tits and I'm cheating on him. And that's our family. And stay the fuck out of it. Stay the fuck out of it. We're the family values people. I mean, these tits are. Trump removed her from the cabinet two months later amid. bipartisan criticism. of her clumsy efforts to label the victims. Renee good and Alex Prety, domestic terrorists. and insiders also say the president was furious. after no told Congress he had approved $220 million, 165 million Euro advertising campaign.

for her riding a horse at Mount Rushmore. Mark Wayne Mullen, a conservative senator from Oklahoma, has since replaced her at the DHS while Nome has become. special envoy for the shield of the Americas, the shield of the Americas an an initiative created by Trump. to strengthen international security in. North and South America. The newly created role, widely seen. as a soft landing involves being a liaison. with Latin American governments to fight drug cartels.

Well listen, I mean, I I I wish them well. I enjoy them. I earned them. I'm defending them. I'm defending them because someone needs to defend them. They are getting totally. destroyed online. They really are. This guy's totally getting. destroyed online. And I just wanna. hear the Tim Di show.

We wanna support Byron Nome, his fetish journey, his objectification journey, his journey. of cartoonishly large breasts, his yoga pants fetish. where he likes his tight yoga pants and his big tits. He just likes his tight yoga pants and his big tits. We need to move past this and be proud of it. As a country. This is something we must look to. and we must must look to it with pride.

It's a modern marriage. It's a modern marriage. She's with someone else. He's having fun online with his big tits. These are so fucking heavy. I was gonna do the whole episode with them. and I can't, I'm gonna have to take them off in a minute. I ah, but I can imagine just being Christy Noam's husband. and sitting in the house, sitting in a little room. while she's out there, you know, calling people. that got shot in the face, terrorist. And I'm just sitting there with a cam girl. and I'm like, how big are your tits? Would you ever consider them being bigger?

Did you ever think of your tits being. so big you couldn't walk? You had to get moved around in a wheelchair. 'cause that's what I'm into. A woman with tits so big, she's on a TLC show. They just, they're so big she can't get out. of the chair without help. Do you think we could get there? Could we start here. and get to a point where your tits completely immobilise you. and it looks like my 600 pound life, but with just tits.

and you lay on your bed and your tits are so big. One of them suffocates you in the middle. of the night and kills you. That's the kind of tits I'm into. Big tits and yoga pants. Yoga pants and big tits. Now, if he was a man, he would walk. around like this in public. No, truly if you're a man, if you're a man, you walk. around like this in public and yoga pants with these tits. Byron Noam supported his wife last month. by sitting dutifully with her at a congressional hearing, scrutinising her aggressive immigration enforcement tactics.

He's showing up for her. She needs to show up for him. I'm not an expert on marriage, but he showed up for her. She needs to show up for him. She needs to show up for him and say, my husband did not hurt anybody. by wearing yoga pants with balloon tits. And in fact, he was financially helping the camgirl. What about the camgirl economy that my husband was helping. with his yoga pants and balloon tits?

He shows up for me. I show up for him. What about Lydia Love? What's her name? Lydia love. - Yeah. - What about Lydia? Love? He shows up for me. I show up for him. This is what I would do if I were Chrisy Nome. I would call a press conference tomorrow. and I'd put on the tits, I'd have the yoga pants. and the tits and he'd come out and he'd have the yoga pants. and the tits and she would say, this is my husband. and I love him just the way he is. This is my husband Byron. And I love him just the way he is.

You know why? Because he showed up for me. and now I'm showing up for him. He sat there while Congress scrutinised me. because those two people got shot in the face. But I'm here to tell you that I love him. I love his big silly tits. And he would start to smile. because he wants to be a a, a, a, a fetish bimbo. So he's gonna be all silly. She'd say she'd go over to him. and she'd, she'd just, you know, start bumping her tit fake tits with his tits.

and go, I love his big silly tits. And that's what we call 'em around the house. We call 'em big silly tits. You love those big silly tits, don't you, daddy? And then he looks at her and he goes, I, I do. I like these big silly tits. And she goes, you like these tits, you like mommy's tits. And then, and then they both just start kind. of going like this and the tits are flying. and they're both in yoga pants. And that's a beautiful statement. to people out there like me who come from divorced homes.

because I hate to see when a, when a home is broken. Do you understand that? I don't wanna see when a home is. broken, a broken home. I wanna see people stay together. Trump's shocked to hear about cross-dressing. A husband of Christy, Naomi goes, that's too bad. They confirmed it. Wow. Well, I feel bad for the family if that's the case. That's too bad. I haven't seen anything.

I don't know anything about it. That's too bad. But I just know nothing about it. So what, so what? They should have held a press conference. and they should have told the country. to mind their own fucking business. Leave my husband's tits alone. Mind your fucking business. My husband's tits are my family's problem. I'll deal with my husband's tits. I'll deal with my husband's tits in good time.

I know my husband had a thing with tits. He likes wearing big tits around the house. No, marriage is perfect by the way. And no marriage. You make sacrifices in any marriage. I'm telling you, I'm you, you think it's all gonna be at perfect? You think it's all gonna be your wedding night or your, or your or your engagement photos on Instagram? No. Here's what it becomes.

You are the head of Homeland Security. A woman just got shot in the face. You call her a terrorist. And your husband's got size h tits. and he's on with cam girls getting domed. That's what marriage is. That's what it is. Kids listen up. What do you think it is? Well, I was, I had someone at the beach. and it, they were in the tall grass. and nobody knew. And I got proposed to and.

and he, he had his friend there like I didn't even know. And his friend was taking photos. and like the exact moment I said yes, it was captured. And it was like, it's the most amazing engagement photo. It's like so real. I was literally crying. and it was just the greatest moment of my life. That's not what marriage is. That's 1% of marriage. The other 99% of marriage. is discovering your husband's fake tits. with blood on your hands.

That's the other 99% of marriage. The blood of Alex Preti is on your hands. And you pick up your husband's saline tits, that's the other 99%. And you don't quit. You go on, you move on. You don't quit. You are having an affair. You've got tits on. and we're all murderers here. It doesn't matter. That's marriage. What's for dinner? What's for dinner? Because at the end. of the day when your head hits, when your head hits the pillow and your husband.

and you know those big tits are in the closet. and you know, he spent time fing his cock in those yoga. pants to some fucking camgirl. And you know that you were fucking someone else. And you know that you were justifying the murder. of American citizens on us soil by a paramilitary group. But when you were hid had when you were, I don't know why I can't say it. When your head hits the pillow, that's your husband, okay?

And that's your wife. And you're gonna wake up. and you're gonna go downstairs with the kids. and you're gonna scramble the eggs. and you're gonna fry the bacon. and you're gonna toast the toast. And that's your life. Your life isn't those other things, the murder you defend. or this fake cartel thing they've got you involved in now. some weird consolation prize. Anyway, that's your life. I don't usually give love advice on the show.

I really don't. I usually don't. because I let people do their own thing. But here I have to step in. and I have to say, I don't want to, don't even think about a divorce here. because it's not worth it. You, you, there's real love here. I don't know anything about the gnomes, but I know it's a marriage built on love. And I know that you're tea You are an example. to young people around this country. who think it's all gonna be nice. You think it's all gonna be your best friend's eating spicy. tuna, crispy rice talking about your honeymoon. The fuck it is sister, your husband has fake tits on.

and he's jerking his cock to a cam girl. And you are, and you, you are shooting a dog in the face. and now you're the the leader. of the Department of Homeland Security. What the fuck happened? Who knows? You're making plastic surgery appointments in. between state sanctioned murders. That's what life is for real. That's what it is. For real. It's not eating spicy tuna, crispy rice. with your girlfriends going, oh my god. It was amazing. The hotel was amazing. It was amazing.

It was so beautiful. It was so nice. We had dinner on the beach and like, we were worried. 'cause it was windy during the day. But then like the wind calmed down. and then like they bring out like there was like a literal. band and they played music on the beach. and they, they were like, get up and dance. And you know, like Jeff, Jeff's like, he's like shy. Like people don't know that about Jeff. 'cause he seems really outgoing but he is really shy. and they like, they got him up. and we did like a dance on the beach. and there was like other couples there. and everybody was kinda dancing and we got a little drunk. and like, it was super, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Wake up from your dream Cinderella. Wake the fuck up from your dream. 'cause the chariot's about to turn into not one pumpkin, but two big pumpkin tits on your husband's fucking chest. 'cause that's what real life is. You murder her. Well as always, we wish Christy Nowell friend. of the show Christy, no, Byron Nome, the whole known fan. We wish them well. And that's why we don't come on here. and make light of this. I don't make light of, I don't make light of it.

I'm a serious person. And I understand you don't make light of this. You don't make light of what's going on in our government. It's our government. Alright, I gotta put these tits away. Bye. Ethos makes getting life insurance fast and easy. A hundred percent online you can get a quote in seconds, applying minutes and get same day coverage. There's no medical exam. You just. answer a few health questions. Simple, easy. You can get up to 3 million in coverage. Some policies as low as $30 a month.

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8 6 6 53 50. That's 8 6 6 53 50. or American financing do net slash Dillon, D-I-L-L-O-N, Pam Bondi, Ugh, another soldier down. Pam Bondi was fired as Attorney General. She was, her reign will be remembered. and history will regard her.

as a heroine, as a hero, as someone. who took no prisoners. Literally she didn't arrest anyone. And she came in. guns a blazing. And as soon as those guns got in, they stopped blazing. They weren't blazing that much. She'll be replaced. by Attorney General Todd Blanche, you know him. He's the guy that got the grizzly Maxwell moved. to that cushy prison. So it's all going well.

The president wrote on truth social. that Boley would be transitioning to a much needed. and important new job in the private sector. She's a great American patriot, a loyal friend. who faithfully served as my attorney. general for over the past year. Pam did a tremendous job overseeing a massive cover. I'm kidding. Crackdown in crime across our country. with murders plummeting to their lowest levels since 1990. There's a lot of reasons for that. By the way, the average age in America is like 40, it's not 20. But I mean, very little of that has to do with Pam Bondi. A lot of the kind of wacky COVID stuff.

where they just completely, you know, took money from cops. and stuff as been reversed. They've reversed a lot of those laws. They've started prosecuting. misdemeanours and things like that again. And you know, so there's a reason the crime has dropped. because a lot of those insane policies were reversed. But Pam Bondi had nothing to do with that at all. Like at all. They didn't love her handling. of the Epstein files. and she, she really didn't prosecute enough. of his political opponents. And then he was mad at her about something.

that he basically had like a gripe. with her about something that didn't really have anything. to do with Epstein. Although they weren't happy with the way she handled that. She thought, they thought that she was not like. covering it up quickly enough. or that she made some kind of like statements. that confused people, which is true. It was confusing. But he had this little beef with her,

like this little gripe about something. or other that he ended up firing her for. And it wasn't, you know, it wasn't primarily. because the Epstein files, which. people have kind of moved on. 'cause now we're in Iran and it's World War ii. So I mean people have really kind of moved on from that. All the Google searches have like fallen off completely. The country has moved on, which it shouldn't be. because you know, that's a massive story. and those, every, all. of those files should be out and makes sense. But no one, you know, people are kind of moving on.

and that she is Trump's reasoning. for the sudden dismissal comes in part. because the president believes Bondi tipped off Eric. Swalwell about the FBI's efforts to release investigative. or documents related to his relationship. with an alleged Chinese spy. So that ticked him off. And Eric Swalwell. has openly criticised Bondi since she took the ag position. And I think, is that, is he running.

for governor of California? I believe he's running for governor of California. Unless I'm completely lost, which I may be. 'cause I just had faked hits strapped onto me, which really does affect the back. He's running for governor of California. and see a congressman, maybe a senator, what he is. But Bondy, - He's a congressman. - Yeah, he's a congressman. And then Bondy, I guess tipped him off the Trump whatever maybe I've had.

So he was unhappy with her and then he threw her out. and he threw her to the dogs. But Pam Bondy, make no mistake, is one. of the most heroic figures in our country to paedophiles, you know, to wealthy and well connected paedophiles. She really will be remembered as someone. who did everything she could to protect. and insulate them from any type of. consequences for their actions.

And she knew her days were numbered. She was supposedly begging for her job. You know, people didn't like her. handling of the Epstein files. She made mistake upon mistake of her, you know, in her handling of the Epstein files. or critics were in the president's ear. I, they thought with this whole Epstein thing, by the way, that 'cause they, they treat their base like morons. And some of them are some, some.

of every political base obviously is made up of people. that are like low information voters who don't know anything. who like the vibe of a particular candidate. And they thought they could kind of like, you know, just sweep it under the rug and that nobody would care. And you know, Pam Bondi, this is, it was the most, you know, remember they had all those Republican influencers show up, they gave them binders of the first batch. of Epstein files to be released. And all these morons are standing there. with these binders full of nothing.

And they're, there's all these photos. And then quickly it was figured out that. that was just completely fake. and you didn't have to be that bright to know that. And nobody has to be a genius to realise. that there's a massive coverup, like a global coverup, except the, the home. of the coverup is here in the United States of America. Like, I think, you know, like Prince. Andrew's gonna get charged. Like people are resigning in other countries, they're leaving boards.

They, they might face criminal prosecution in America. Nobody's faced any consequences, legal or otherwise. So Pam Bondi is kind of the, the, the face of that. with the rest of the administration. And you know, who's this? Oh yeah, take a look at this. Remember this, this clown show. So you have all these Republican influencers walk out. with these binders. I mean this is like.

school play level. It's like going to see a school play. that sucks and it's not cute. and it's just like a pageant. of untalented children and you're bored. and you wanna leave. That's what that,

that scene of these Republican influencers walking out. of the White House with these like binders full of nothing. Phase one release of the Epstein files. You were like, well this is a cartoon. And then they do release some of them, people start reading. through some of these things going, whoa, whoa, this like talks about a dimension.

of power most people don't even know exists. And then they're like, well fuck it. Iran needs a new government. They got nukes. Iran has nukes. We have to go in there and liberate people of Iran. and we gotta forget about the Epstein files. and then we're gonna get rid of Pam Bondi. We're gonna get rid of Nome. He's gonna fire everyone. He'll, he's gonna fire everybody. By the way, Pam Bondy's portrait was taken down to DOJ. and TOS in a trash bin soon after her firing.

Isn't that nice? What's cool about the way. that the these people get fired is they, they're actually fired. They're fired, their pictures are thrown in the trash. And that's the reason why a lot. of these people were hired to be fired. Like a lot of the administration was hired so. that he could then, 'cause they, they will not invoke the 25th amendment on him. They'll let him do what he wants. and then he is gonna turn around. and fire them when he wants to, when.

and if he like, you know, wants to, and, and he'll do it in a public way, in a humiliating way, even though he did kind of, it was. kind of a nice statement here. But you know, that's, let's see how long that lasts. And they say Cas Patel might be next. That's that. His head is on the chopping block. Can you get up? You know, Iran hacked his, I guess his email. and there's that dancing video. Can you get up that K Patel dancing video?

He's next. I'm gonna, I'm gonna call that right now. And I could be wrong, but I think cash Patel's not. long for the White House. You're gonna throw him out. He's not long for Washington. I could be wrong, but all of these people are gonna be by, by the way, by the midterms. A lot of them will be gone and they'll all behave. These are the fall guys. We had a bunch of people in. there that didn't do the right thing. Cash Patel, everyone friend of the show, take a look at this, by the way. Not completely untalented. Take a look at the moves.

Hey, what is it? Is this some type of a ritual? This is the ritual. This is a ritual by the way. Miriam Adelson is sitting in the corner. and she's judging his dance Mim delson. And she's holding up a number based on how good he's doing. And the better he does, she'll be, it'll be start at four. and then she'll be like six. Then it'll be like nine. This seems like some type of ritual, some humiliation.

This is the director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. By the way, this isn't like an improv comedian. or this isn't like an extra on. Reno 9 1 1. This is the director of the Federal Bureau. of Investigation doing a dance. But by the way, not an, I believe it's a, is. that a traditional Indian dance? - I think so. - It looks like a traditional Indian dance. Let's watch it again, because I actually don't dislike. it as a dance.

I don't dislike this as a dance. And by the way, it's not nothing. 'cause by the way, I was, I've danced, I was on, you know, Broadway shows. Not really Broadway, but whatever theatre, same thing, not really, but I can spin around like that. But it's hard not to get dizzy. And I, I'm pretty light on my feet and I can dance. I'll tell you, it's not easy. And seeing his talent for. dancing, and I think they, I think they saw this video.

and went, this guy's not gonna find out. who killed Charlie Kirk. There's no way. Play it again. They're looking at this video. I will never. not play this, by the way. Yeah, this guy's not gonna figure out. who killed Charlie Kirk pretty good. He's he's doing like, yeah, it's not bad. He's acting it out. He's got the, the butt moving. Not bad at all.

So what, so what you got no, with her fake tits. And you got this guy doing a traditional Indian dance in. some hotel suite where God only knows. who is watching and filming this. By the way, God only knows who is watching. and filming this. How about conversion therapy for him? I mean, I don't know what I can we convert him to like a, the see the, the head. of the FBI actually like a serious person. HIMSS is big. I'm telling you right now. Everybody loves it.

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is pretty insane. Although I don't think, listen, if your, if your kid is having gender things, should they be able. to see a therapist. and the therapist should be able to talk with them. And like the therapist shouldn't have to go your, you know, therapist should be able to work through things. with kids without being, you know, it, it's like if you're five. and you go, Hey, I'm a girl, the therapist should be able to go, okay. Like, let's work that out. Why do you feel like that this, that and the other thing, I don't think that therapist should be. legally required to go. That's it. You're a girl. But I don't know that. that's what was happening either.

But this, this whole idea. that like gay people are gonna go back to the closet. and that women are gonna not vote. I mean it's just not, none of this is realistic, but it's all the Republicans really have left. because, you know, they've done nothing they said they were gonna do. and now they're gonna cut Medicare. and all of these, these programmes so. that we can fund the military. and we're gonna have like a $1.2 trillion military budget, which is the exact opposite of. what they said they were gonna do. And the, and, and this administration of morality is led.

by a th married gambling tycoon, Christy Nome. with her husband's fake tits. And then Cash Patel, who was like doing some like bacha bazi. like, you know, Afghan boy dance to please some warlord. I mean, I don't know what's going on over there. I don't know what's going on over there. But a OC is gonna waltz right in. and I'm gonna pay 90% of my money. It just is what it is. If accepted it, I've accepted it. A O C's gonna show up to my house every month. and put a gun right in my mouth and take all of my money.

And that's okay. 'cause I'm gonna be in a turban. and I don't give a shit. I'm gonna be walking around in a full burka. That's where we're going. White House seeks 1.5 trillion. for defence in new budget requests. I mean, again, this is, they want. to convert the country into a war economy. They've, this is what, this is. what this whole thing was about. It was about winning so. that they could handle these government contracts. to Palantir and all of these other companies.

and they could go and topple regimes all over the world. and take their resources and these, and by the way, it's the last gasp of the American empire. This is it. This is the tipping point. Were being exposed a little bit in Iran. Iran's ability to hit our bases. I've said it before, but this has been shocking to people. I've spoken to smart people about this. and they're all pretty pretty astounded at I Iran's.

ability to fight back. Iran's been preparing for this for a very long time. And you know, we, we always see ourselves. as a military powerhouse and we are to a degree, but this has not gone well. No one who is a serious person will tell you. that this has gone well. It's exposed weaknesses in our intelligence, in our decision making.

capability in our overall military strategy. With regard to Iran, this has exposed a lot of fault lines. in the American empire's ability to maintain an empire, which it seems like it can't, it seems like it won't be maintaining an. empire for much longer. But we're upping the military budget. to $1.5 trillion. And you won't have healthcare.

You're not gonna have childcare for your children. You are not gonna have the money to go to college. and learn how to be a nurse. or a physical occupational therapist. or, you know, you're not gonna be able. to have the money to put gas in your car to go. to work and like feed your family. Instead, we're, we want $1.5 trillion so. that we can go around the globe toppling empires.

and trying to suck up their resources. And it's the complete opposite of. what these people said. Here's Trump by the way. And by the way, you can't ignore the Israel connection in this. You can't ignore Netanyahu. and you can't ignore the people that put Trump into office. and the people that gave him lots of money. And here's Trump talking about that.

There's not gonna be any more daycare or Medicaid. because of the war, - Because the United States can't take care of daycare. That has to be up to a state. We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We have 50 states. We have all these other people. We're fighting wars. We we can't take care of daycare. You gotta let a state take care of daycare. and they should pay for it too. They should pay, they have to raise their taxes,

but they should pay for it. And we could lower our taxes a little bit. to them to make up. But we, it's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things. They can do it on a state basis. You can't do it on a federal. We have to take care. - Of, it's the greatest con in history, by the way. It's the greatest con in history. I mean, truly it's the greatest. It's the, and I don't say great in like a good way. It is truly the, the most successful con in history. It makes Enron look like a guy doing three.

card monte on the street. Anything that you can remember. and identify as a complete utter scam. This is the greatest con in history to run. as an America first and you're gonna take care of America. and then turn around and go, you know, all of these things. Daycare, Medicare, Medicaid, we have nothing to do with that. We're fighting wars. That's what we're here to do. We're here to have a defence budget of 1.5 trillion. and we are here to fight wars. It is the greatest scam in history.

You gotta hand it to him. And I mean truly. And not in, you know, again, not in like a, not in a moral way, but like, you gotta hand it to him. This is the greatest about face. in political history that I have really ever seen. It is the greatest scam it has taken in people. I believe JD Vance, when he came on my show. and said, we wanna stay outta Middle Eastern Wars. Donald Trump's first term did not have real, I mean,

he killed Qim, QIM Soleimani, I'm mispronouncing that, whatever. But he was not running all over the world and doing this. There's a lot of things about Trump's first term. to criticise, but he was not doing this. So this is surprising to a lot of people. And by the way, it's surprising to me. and it's, there's a lot of people. and I know no one's, everyone's gonna act like they're. not surprised. I knew he was gonna invade. Nick Fuentes did.

He's like the only one that did. So that kid is the only one who really called. that this guy was gonna go into Iran. If you had said to me, is this guy going. to launch a preemptive war in Iran? I would've said no. I remember being on the phone. with Barry Weiss the day he won. I was in Miami and I was on the beach and I, and, and I called her and we chatted briefly. and it was just a very nice conversation. I said, what's this guy gonna do?

And she said, I think he's gonna get rid of the DEI shit, which we all thought was stupid. And you know, he's gonna get rid of the DEI stuff. and he's gonna like, you know, like restore some sense of, you know, sanity to a lot of like Biden era. DEI like did, did his totally like, you know, was pushing everyone in this country. to the political extremes. And he was gonna get the economy going. and he was gonna try to tackle inflation to some degree.

And he was gonna, this is was the thought. And I mean now Barry might've known. that there was another plan. She didn't share it with me. She might've known. And I was sitting there in Miami on the phone going, well yeah, if he does that stuff great. I said to her, I said, what do you think about gay. marriage or this or that? She goes, no, I don't think he's, he's gonna like, I don't think he's gonna roll back a lot of that stuff. I think he's gonna go after the economy. He's gonna go after the DEI stuff. He's probably gonna pull a a lot. of the money outta Ukraine and cut some deal.

And she said, you know, he's gonna, he, he supports Israel, he's gonna support Israel. And I said, okay. I I, you know, at that point I was, you know, that was kind of expected. And I said to her, I was like, you think he's gonna get a. deal done in the Middle East? And she goes, yeah, because that's what he campaigned done. And we get a deal done in the middle. But I did not think. truly that somehow he was going. to launch a preemptive.

war in Iran. And then I didn't think we would be kind of losing it. Like, so like, by the way, drag me all you want, like. for not being omniscient or not being clairvoyant. I had no idea. I had no clue that Iran was gonna be able. to blow military bases off the earth. and we weren't going to defend them. I didn't know that our Gulf allies were gonna get attacked.

and we weren't really gonna be able to do. that much about it. I had no idea that this was going. to go this poorly. I know Mim Delson gave him a lot of money. I know a lot of big donors gave him a lot of money. I know they wanted him to support Israel. and the guys always supported Israel. He's never not supported Israel. That was never a question. This was not a guy that identified with the ply. to the Palestinians at any moment in his life. His daughter converted to Orthodox Judaism.

His son-in-law, Jared Kushner is deeply enmeshed in Israel. Like that was all obvious. And it was, it was known. But the idea that this was going to, he was gonna back Israel into Iran and into Lebanon. and into all of these places, truly is, is, is is deeply psychotic. And the reason I didn't think it was going to happen was. because I always thought there was some, even though. he is an erratic figure, I really thought he listened.

to the market and he cared about money. I thought if there was erratic tendencies he had, they were, they were governed somewhat by this idea that he was kind. of a pragmatist in the sense of the economy and money. And, and, and to see all of that kind of go out the window. 'cause I never thought this guy was an ideologue. Like this idea that he was like some ideological guy. I don't really think he was, I, I think he was a guy. that like read Ann Coulter's book, adios America.

He's been a a, a protectionist forever. He's always been into tariffs. and he thinks the country's being ripped off or whatever. But he read Ann Coulter's book, this Is the Truth, this is how it Happened. He read Ann Coulter's book, that was his biggest issue. People in America felt they were losing ground. They were financially. after Obama had left office, people had lost homes. and people hadn't, you know, regained their economic footing. And he was able to kind of make that the essential feature.

of his campaign, which was immigrate. He was not always the most eloquent about it, obviously. But he grabbed onto this idea of immigration and trade. and that really started to motivate people. And it was just basically this American nationalist ideal. He wasn't like a a Christian nationalist, he'd been married multiple times. He's gambling tycoon. He owned, you know, he, he, he. and he, you know, he was a, an a, a deeply. flawed human being who admitted to it.

and said, I participated in the scam of this country forever. and I know how it works. And that was really refreshing to hear. because a lot of people were like, this guy's breaking the fourth wall. Dave Chappelle did a great ski monologue on SNL about it, where he's like, when I heard him say that I was a god, this guy came out when they talked. about Putin killing people. He goes, we kill a lot of people here too. No one had ever heard anything like this. I'm 41 years old. No one had ever said anything like this on television. that was running for office. And by the way, barely anyone said anything.

that approximated that even in the media like that was like, you had to go to like a Barnes and Noble. and buy a book that was like a totally like Howard Zinn book. to hear anything like that. For the most part. They weren't saying that on CNN. and they weren't singing on Fox News. They would debate the Iraq war. They would whatever. They didn't like Bush. But what he was saying, the nature of the corrupt, you know, oligarchy that ran the country, nobody had said publicly.

He then wins an election. and then has a pretty, you know, other than the fact. that there was like em emotional terrorism every day of, of you know, his tweets and people reacting to him. and you know, all of that. But the reality was even his detractors were like, well the economy's pretty good. We're not in wars. He governed kind of like a nineties liberal his first term.

There was no, there was no, I mean he did the Muslim ban. It was sloppy. It was reversed immediately. There was demagoguery of issues, but he wasn't like this, this psychopath. that people had feared where it was like, we're gonna be in a world war. This term is making up for that, this term. He's really like feeling himself. It's like, you know, somebody.

goes away in school and they, they get hot over the summer. and then they come in, they got a whole new attitude. and you're like, what happened to my friend? And now they're like, now I'm treating you like, shit, I got hot. Somebody leaves little chubby friend leaves school, they come back and get hot. and they don't wanna sit with you anymore. and they don't give a fuck about you. In fact, they want to invade Iran. That's what it felt like. It felt like this person who people had identified with, not in the sense that they own their own plane, but in the sense that like he was saying things.

that people felt they couldn't say. and people felt that nobody was allowed to say, which is like the people. that run the show here are like hopelessly corrupt. And, and this second term has been the. shit show this on unimaginable to almost. to a point where I could almost, if I wanted. to get really crazy here.

I almost think it's, it's, is it almost chaos by design? Is there an element of this here that is so crazy. and so over the top? And are they trying to induce chaos by design? Are they getting ready? You know what I mean? Like, it's so fucking insane that you have. to wonder, I is there some part of this. that they feel is a necessary step to whatever comes next?

And I don't know what that is. and I almost don't even want to think about what. that could even be. But is that part of this is this now I don't want to, I don't want to ex like, like, like I don't wanna, like he's got a, a real motley crew of people around him. that are, they run the gamut from incompetent to.

nefarious. That being said, even considering. how, you know, clumsy. and ham-fisted, the rollout of all of these things has been, is there at some level, and I don't even know if there is some method. to this madness of complete chaos.

economically, you know, culturally in the streets. I guess there's some method to this where people are going. to see this and take advantage of it. and that they see this as some necessary step to. what comes next. And I don't know what that is. That AI governance is it, let's get rid of people. because their husbands put on fake tents. and you know, they're embarrassing and they lie.

and they're subject to blackmail. and they, so are we just gonna say, hey, how about AI governance because you know, super computers. and super intelligent beings, whatever. So, you know, are we going there? You know, is that the next step? AI go is the next step like a centralised. Putin style, more autocratic step, which involves.

the ai, it's the digital control grid. And the way to usher people into that is to raise the level. of chaos so that people are welcoming of this. because it will be, by comparison, calmer, you'll lose all your rights. You won't be able to say anything. You won't be able to do certain things you used. to be able to do. You're not starting a business.

but you're not doing that now. You are not gonna own a house. But a lot of people aren't doing that now? Is this the step before that next phase? I don't know. Is there something behind a lot of this. that's even darker. and more nefarious than the things that you are seeing? And I'm not, I'm not trying to exempt. how clueless somebody like Kesh Patel is, or, or at Pam Bondi or whatever,

but it's obvious that they're not running anything. You, you have to, if you're an adult, you, you, you realise pretty quickly that a lot of that's a show. They're not running anything. Tulsi Gabbard, the director. of National Intelligence, seems like an important job. Is it? She's the mothership. Why she kill Tony? Is it an important job? She didn't want the Iran war. What happened? She was against regime change. What happened?

You know, this idea that Iran was. not close to nuclear weapon? Well, if she's a director of national intelligence, she said, well, who the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an important job. Is it? I have no problem with like her. Like I've, I've met her. I, I, did I meet her? Maybe I didn't meet her. I don't know. I chatted with her like once over, she was promoting some book. She wanted to come on the show, but I don't know. She's the director of National Intelligence. It's like a fake job. She like goes and reads like, well,

it is the president's job to decide who to attack and when, and SRI and then she's like in Hawaii doing, doing like a, you know, whatever, hula dances or something, whatever. But is that a real job? Does anyone believe K Patel's running the FBI? Does anyone believe that? Does anyone believe that any. of these people are running anything? The, the, the small percentage. of these institutions they're running are a mess. because they're all idiots. But does anyone believe that they have like the actual power.

or like they're, they're fools. They're fools. It's like quite obvious they're all there for the reason. that they are incompetent. That they're like a collection of like. state attorney generals and podcasters and Trump loyalists. and sycophants and whatever. But like, are these people the architects. of what's going on right now? Or is it worse?

Is it something else? And this is being used and, and I don't know the answer. I'm just literally asking the question. Is this the period of time. where people are meant. to lose faith in all government? Is that what this time is? Is this the time where we start. to introduce things like the draught?

We militarise the country, we turn it into a milit, you know, a a a militarised economy. We start taking away people's rights to criticise that. is this is this time that that all starts to happen. And the Democrats were gonna have this guy die in jail. and they kept prosecuting him. and they kept lumping cases and they gave him a choice. Die in jail or become the president. And then a bunch of people showed up to Mar-a-Lago.

with a lot of money and said, we're, we're gonna put you in. And what? And what about this assassination attempt. and what the hell was that? Nobody even knows. He doesn't bring it up. No one brings it up. We don't know what the fuck's going on. So I hope this is as bad as it gets. I hope that it's just this level of incompetence. that you've got a bunch of morons. that he picked off television. and that this we're all just watching a bad. reality show that will end. That's the best case scenario, is. that you're watching a bad reality show that will end.

The worst case scenario is. that you are watching a bad reality show that's engineered. to be a bad reality show. because the next thing that's coming is gonna be worse. But by comparison you might think it's better. That's the scarier prospect. and I don't really know the answer. And if you don't like me asking that question, you can suck on my big fat tits.