Breaking Point | The Tim Dillon Show #306

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the uh. tim dillon show sean mendes is on the. brink. canceling three weeks of shows he's uh. upset. unhappy uh under pressure at a. i think he he tweeted out or put a. message that he is. at his breaking point we uh are upset. we're sad to hear that. he goes uh. i've been touring since i was 15 and to. be honest it's always been difficult to. be on the road away from friends and.

family i agree with that statement but. end it when it's on the road. like it's difficult to be on the road. because the benefit of being on the road. is being away from your friends and. family but that's something that like. the publicist goes come here get me. after a few years off the road i felt. like i was ready to dive back in but. that decision was premature and. unfortunately the toll of the road. and the pressure has caught up to me and.

i've hit a breaking point after speaking. with my team and health professionals i. need to take some time to heal to take. care of myself. and my mental health first and foremost. as soon as there are more updates i. promise. i will let you know i love you guys and. i'm sure all of his fans are like hey we. love you. don't worry about it. uh you know put yourself first if i. try to move a show a half hour. if i say the show starts at 8 45.

people start threatening my life and. screaming and yelling my wife took off. work you know we're [ __ ]. and uh we chose this over her medicine. and uh so i i support sean mendes too. and i hope things work out uh for sean. it's not easy out there um uh god bless. him he's got a lot of money. you know you could always quit. right what's his nat what's sean what is. the net worth of sean mendes just quit.

just walk away i'm telling you sean it. it's fine. 40 million dollars. you did it. 40 million. you're 23. he's at a breaking point. what what the hell. what are the rest of people at. this is why people hate celebrities. because instead of just saying hey i.

don't want to do this. i don't want to do it. i don't want to do it i'm hot i'm rich i. [ __ ] this hot chick. i probably [ __ ] hot dudes you don't know. about perhaps. uh. and i don't want to do it. i don't want to go to mohegan son. i don't want to i thought i would i. don't. but he can't say that he's you know he's. gotta you know but this is why people. hate celebrities because he's got all.

this money and he's a you know he said. it's a breaking point and people get. angry about that but um. i understand it. sean mendes. me and you buddy let's stick together. what is this tour called the wonder. world tour. is wonder tour. this was one of the only kids from the. vine era. that became a major. massive.

celebrity. the rest of the kids. from the vine era are living in tents. right now on skid row. sucking people off. for money. so that they can just buy. apps. at the app store. that's what these kids are up to. he's got 40 million dollars. um but i get it it is stressful out. there. you know. i'm doing a renovation right now.

and. it is. incredibly. trying. i am at a breaking point. i am at a breaking point. with cedar. and. all of these you know i was on a plane. coming back. to los angeles all of these shows these. uh these shows. about you know flip this house and.

uh flip or flop with the tarek el moussa. whatever they're all. fake. and all of these shows give you this. idea that you could just flip a house. you could go in there. and. you know switch out a few things. and get everything done on the cheap. turn it around and flip it. right now the cost of anything if. someone comes into your home now. and you just say hey. i i have a gaping hole in my wall can.

you fix it. by the after three minutes of talking to. them you go we'll live with it we're. gonna live with it if there are wild. animals. coming at night into your home to kill. your children. and all you need is is a wall patch. after three to five minutes. of speaking to somebody right now. you just go [ __ ] it you know what it's. not that bad we'll live with it it's a. nice breeze because the amount of money.

that it costs to get anything done the. materials and you know yes sure these. are luxury problems but that's they're. still problems. and if they're not always luxury. problems some people. some people are having babies and they. need bigger houses because now because. of roe v wade they have to have them so. they have to put on extensions and it's. [ __ ] nuts out there so sean mendes a.

toast to you. i raise my glass. to you everything you're going through. being hot. being 23. being amazing looking i know well no. that's not he does anything he feels he. feels differently than he looks he's sad. and i know that. i can intellectualize that i imagine. that it would be empty because the thing. with a kid like shawn mendes you're hot. you're talented you're you're dating.

this hot uh camilla but who does he date. i don't even know it's camilla who's he. dating now uh behar. joy baehar who he's dating one of the. hot young starlets uh camilla camilla. cabello so you're commando cabela so you. did look at this guy look at him get. that photo on. get that photo up if you can. get any photo up. there. he's on the brink.

don't you get it now. i understand that because you realize. that empty life is when your life is. like that i'm telling you right now this. is not even a joke you actually realize. how vapid and empty. life is and all the things that most. people struggle for in life getting laid. having money looking good. they are challenges that define people's. lives like people losing 20 pounds is a. challenge that defines people's entire.

life on earth. they spend their entire life trying to. lose 30 pounds. to be a little less fat that's the. entire arc of their entire life. and shawn mendes is just gorgeous. and he's rich now he's got 40 million. dollars people spend their entire life. struggling to put fifty thousand 000. in a retirement account so they can get.

a little like barn thing. he already at 23 years old has 40. million dollars he's already hot he's. already got the girl he's already. famous. there's not much left to do there's. nowhere to go. so that's why he's at a breaking point. because we haven't invented. interplanetary travel. he can't he's already at 23 years old.

done it. there's nothing left on this planet for. him to do. really. so unless he goes to mars. there's nothing more he can do so people. go oh like well i'm not making fun of. him. it's simply interesting. to note what happens to people. who are. so incredibly successful at a young age. that there's nowhere for them to go.

i understand what he means i am 14 years. old. what i have done. with this show. bailing him out of the mess of his life. giving him and his family a reason to. live. just because they say they know me. giving my own family uh a a a a purpose. because they now walk around with their.

head held high. at 14 years old i will be dead by 20. because what else can i do how can i. reach the next level it's impossible. won't happen. it won't happen i've done it i've done. it. so many times over. at a young age. that. it's not possible for me to find. fulfillment do you get it do you. understand. me sean mendes people like us.

who've lapped you so many times in every. conceivable. metric of life. me and shawn mendes. when guys like me and shawn mendes sit. around. we look at you people as if you are uh. like some type of. flesh-eating bacteria. that lives on a log. or in some lake. we look at you like a necrotizing for.

shyness like you're alive. but. for no good reason and to no good end. and. people like me and shawn mendes struggle. greatly with meaning in life because we. have done it. in a way that is so. incredible. you know um. and that's why we've become very close. friends. me and tron mendez we spend a lot of our. time together i was the one who told him. to cancel this tour.

because i said. you have to start thinking about you. um. [Music]. and this is why people like him. within four or five years. will be there's two things he'll get. back on the horse he'll become some type. of musical legend. maybe he'll be an actor or he will join. a cult. you know there there's there's very few. places to go.

unless he really just like drops out and. quietly goes to a suburb is rich. and just opens up like uh you know i. don't know. like a little restaurant invest in a. franchise because there's nowhere to go. he's at the top. he's at the pinnacle. there's nowhere to really go what do you. suggest if shawn mendes is your friend. and shawn mendes comes to you and goes. i'm at the breaking point i simply can't. do it anymore what do you do what do you.

tell him what is your actual advice this. is tough because so many mental health. uh people have advised him already but i. would say what are they saying what is. the mental health community saying right. here they're saying uh what are they. saying he consulted health care. professionals in his team before. deciding he needed to take some time to. heal and take care of myself and my. mental health so they told him to that. he's he's like elvis he's he's. overworked he's over i just imagine my. agent. um. i imagine going to my agent going listen. i'm having a lot of.

mental issues i'm at the breaking point. um. my agent i've had covered my agents like. just lie about it and go out there and. perform. okay. the co my agent right now is terrified. because they are. the ukraine which is the bread basket of. europe. is. as a food producer as a grain producer. is struggling. my agent consumes 15 loaves of bread a. day. and wholesale.

he is terrified. having me go out and perform is so. important for him uh and his family. that. [Applause]. i it doesn't matter what i had like i've. literally had covert he's like just lie. and he goes no it'll check just go do it. who cares. so i could only imagine if i came to him. and said you know i'm at the breaking. point he's like well. i understand that but how about reno. nevada. you know what'll get you out of that. do you know there was one member of. shawn mendes's team who was like.

listen sean we all think we know what we. want. we think we want peace and quiet but you. know what we actually want the hordes. are screaming ticket holding fans. that's what we really want. we could all say that we want the love. of. a friend or a family member. but you know what we really want. we want to hear. the merch numbers at the end of the. night. how many of those girls bought hoodies. that's what we really need like you know.

there's one scumbag. on mendez see i don't have a team i have. one agent who weighs as much as a team. but. sean mendes has an actual team. of people who advise him. um. you know but good for him i mean you. know god bless. ray khan is the company raycon's. everyday earbuds look feel and sound. better than ever with optimized gel tips. for the perfect in-ear fit these earbuds. are so comfortable and they will not. budge trust me they stay in.

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biden's senile and a corpse kamal is. incredibly unpopular hillary uh too old. unpopular there aren't many options for. the democrats right the republicans have. desantis. seemingly maybe trump probably desantis. gavin newsom definitely seems to be. um. now the original version of this ad by. the way. um. and which is good which is why they.

had drag queens twerking and then. eight-year-olds just making it rain on. them. that was the original version of the ed. um and it was they had it in uh it was. set right on. the universal lot we're proud of that. in california universal studios and and. it's just eight nine year olds just. making it rain. on on the drag queens and the drag. queens are just twerking with their g. strings up and then gavin newsom.

stands in the middle. and he goes you're gonna pay for gas. [ __ ]. and then all the drag queens go yes. daddy. and then they start whipping him with a. leather thing and then it says gavin. knew some. hey america how about this and this is a. question mark. um. that's the was the original ad they ran. that in focus groups now people got. really testy. about that kevin newsom didn't. understand why he said it was a drag.

queen birthday party what's the big deal. it was a normal california drag birthday. party and. with some leather daddy bdsm. uh climate uh uh content appropriate. climate content where you know. because gavin says listen the reality of. the situation is. uh you know and it's like it's like. we're saving the planet. um. and i'm not even kidding like.

the original slogan that they were. testing again and i'm not folks people. get so mad at me when i report the news. i don't i barely give opinions on these. things. gavin newsom's campaign ad. that slogan that they were testing was. we're gonna save the planet. for child drag queens. and and and it was just child dragged. children in drag. and.

and gavin because this is the future. now. i. that slogan did horribly when it was. tested. so now they've now they have this where. he's i don't he's standing in a yard. that's meant to look like by the way. landscaping on this yard now that i know. you look at it. around 20 to 30k. just on the landscaping around but he's. trying to like appeal to people and seem.

like he's gavin newsom as the great ray. comp and me have said many times is in. effete wine merchant what that means. is that he has a estate in northern. california where he wanders around in a. robe and drinks like barolo. drinking red wine he's never been to los. angeles he doesn't know what it is. because in his words latinos are. confusing he goes not good or bad but i. don't know who's who this is what he. said to his wife. now. so which by the way he was married to.

that kimberly guilfoyle newsome who's. now married to uh donald trump jr. because one thing she likes is authentic. connections she she's in it for love. kimberly guilfoyle newsome first wife. and so was he he wanted that big kidded. monster too so see he. he's not how do you let him off right he. knew what was going on so gavin newsom. now is um. what they're doing now in california is. if you have a birthday party for your. children there have to be drag queens.

there that is a requirement in. california. at least one. at least one drag queen. at the party. um. that's it's a requirement let's play now. of course we're kidding around here i. don't think that's a law yet. um. keep the kids out of the bars i've said. it before. gay people should be a little more. should be more vocal on this it. shouldn't only be like right-wing. christian types that say this it is.

incredibly inappropriate for any. children to be throwing money at a drag. queen or a stripper or children. stripping themselves children should be. left alone to figure out who they are. uh and that's the position of. sane people okay. except in the state of california. because kids in the state of california. are advanced so. if they want to twerk on their birthday. they should be allowed to there's a lot. of kids that go to their parents and say.

listen. i want this to be a 70s style bath house. for my birthday can i do bath house. and theme. parents have to and the parents are. straight of course but they're they are. you know they have virtue so they go. well and they talk about it they go hey. mike yeah. we're gonna do pizza party but you know. some of the kids are. they have gluten insensitivities so. that's going to be tough so our son mike. wants to do 70s bath house theme.

which you know would mean that all the. kids and the parents you know rent out. like a bath house and everybody goes in. and like simulate the conditions of an. orgy. but not have them. but like show. people that it's like okay and fun so. they want to do bath house and like. glory holes but the cupcakes go through. this is.

um. so here is this is what i mean it's like. let the kids. figure out who they are. there's zero reason for a kid to really. be in a bar i used to watch my father. play music in a bar my family would. bring me in. and i'd stand there and watch that near. do well. uh strum a guitar and he was very good. at it you know and he you know used to. play with this guy gary and gary was on. the. uh you know the keyboards of the synth. and my father was on the guitar and i.

was like a young kid and i'd go watch. him play music instead of um raise me. and it was uh. bad for for me. it's actually bad for me. i shouldn't have been there so i just. think kids should be left alone and i i. i it's handing. its handing. christian looney tunes. an issue. it's going. here you go. here's your issue. if you want freedom.

if you want. you know women to be able to. have abortions during a reasonable. window. if you want uh people to be able to. marry who they want if you want society. to kind of progress. in a way that doesn't completely abandon. morality. and judgment you cannot have children i. don't know who is doing this. who is doing this.

now certain. certain things are okay. certain. kids my friend. is doing it uh her daughter. they're doing. dikes on bikes for the kids. where all the kids are gonna get on. motorcycles with lesbians and ride out. into the desert. that's fine. because lesbians don't have sex. it's not sexual at all. lesbians are just creatures.

from an ancient past chupacabras. so there's nothing sexual about that so. there's nothing wrong with the kids. getting on the motor because the kids. are on the motorcycles and they go out. to the desert with the dykes fine. fine. um. here's another thing which i don't know. if i love. friend of mine. his four-year-old they're doing a. rent-themed birthday.

the show rent. well i'm all for broadway. but. the kids are gonna each pick a character. from rent someone's gonna be the heroin. addict who does anal me. someone's gonna be uh the transgender. person angel who has aids. someone's gonna be mark. who has aids someone's gonna be adam who. has aids. someone's gonna be the black guy i. forget his name he sings santa fe which. i love let's open up a restaurant in. santa fe.

what a great song. uh. collins i forget his name don't look it. up the point is. you're doing it's a four-year-old. right and because the four-year-old said. to the parents he came to the parents. and said can we do a rent-themed party. where everyone pretends to have aids. um. so i don't know how i feel about that. but. i don't think it's the worst idea.

if all the kids can know that they don't. have aids. drag queens you know for the most part. it's like adult entertainment you know. we should have adult entertainment in. america and drag queens you know i think. the fun of drag is that they are acerbic. and witty and they say things that are. inappropriate and usually it's late at. night and they're funny and sexual in. certain instances not always drag. inherently isn't sexual it's kind of. buffoonish and clownish but there are.

moments of it that are certainly. inappropriate for kids. um i also think drag queens you know. they're inappropriate they're fun they. do. lowbrow racial ethnic humor. i've always seen that i think it's great. um i don't think that pc drag queens i. mean what a hellish nightmare drag. queens reading books at libra who wants. to read books to kids at like can you. imagine if we had to do that like every. sunday we had to go.

read. books to these illiterate junkies. in this country. let's watch this this gavin newsom's. going to be the president now yeah and. he's airing this in florida gavin. newsom's airing it in these swings him. and desantis are going they're going hog. wild. by the way florida parties for the kids. they're doing and i and here again you. might not like it.

my friend lives in florida i'm not even. kidding. he said we're doing a party and it's. called it is the theme of the party is. parkland but the kids win this time. so the theme of the party is parkland. but the kids win so the kids get. guns that are not loaded we hope. and the job of the kids they run around. and. a kid comes in. and they point at them they go look at. that anti-social communist and then they. get them.

before he gets them. gavin news from the president. it's independence day oh let's talk. about what's going on in america freedom. it's under attack in your state. republican leaders they're banning books. making it harder to vote restricting. speech in classrooms even criminalizing. women and doctors i urge all of you. living in florida by the way join the. fight i mean i'm so pr i'm a pro-choice. guy but i just love the idea of. criminalizing women.

and i'm wondering can i can i. criminalize women while still being. pro-choice. like is there a way. to criminalize women. while letting them have abortions. because that fascinates me that hits me. right in the political sweet spot if. there ever was one. if there ever was a way to really speak. to tim dillon it's remaining kind of. libertarian-minded. and allowing people to have freedoms but. also finding a way to criminalize women.

the just that coupling of words makes me. uh get out the checkbook. and donate i don't know how that's being. done but just just women starting as. criminals and then having to prove. they're not. i like that idea. much like how people are born with. original sin. uh women being criminals first and then. so what's he say let's let's finish this. up here join the fight with gavin newsom. or join us in california but we still.

believe in freedom doesn't look like. that by the way go back to that freedom. back to that. nothing. nothing looks like what they. they it right there no state let me tell. you right now. i just returned from the greatest state. that god ever gave man new york. uh where we have the hamptons. which is a beautiful. community it's stunningly. it's breathtaking. um.

so many different types of white people. on pills. you know what i mean like so many. different types of like this long white. stare like kind of like. you have this yeah. and you have the surfer which is a. little more like. but. a couple of women there on the pills. get off the bagels ladies because you. know in the hamptons the women have to.

and i have a friend there who's managing. my home there she's a fatty bombati. and the women uh. aren't kind to her because of that. uh a fat uh rotund pink cherubic man in. the hamptons is treated as he should be. like a god who fell from the clouds. because he might have a lot of money. but uh the young mommies do not like big. ladies. they don't. like it.

um and i was just there and it's pretty. and it holds up new york city holds up. when you go. you go i've seen it on a bunch of films. this is kind of what it looks like when. you go to california there's uh there's. some type of like wait what. wait huh. there's very few places that hold up. some up north big sur that area fine. beverly hills of course is beverly hills. but the vast majority of california is. it just does not present as you would.

think it does it has done a great hood. wink california is you know. it's a it's a dating profile. you know that's a little misleading. for sure. not a straight-up catfish but like where. you go oh god. like when you see the person at the. table you know this feeling you're. walking to the coffee table and you see. the person. from about. let's say 10 meters away and your first.

response is i hope to god this isn't. what it is and you know down deep that. it is and you have to sit down with them. anyway. um while they like you know eat their. coffee they like chew it. um. i was talking to raycomp earlier peter. schiff is in trouble now they're trying. to get him. for his bank i don't know why he's. running a bank. leadership's running a puerto rican bank. but you know. people do what they do and we support.

schiff never support the feds never. support the feds. peter schiff owns a bank with jake paul. who cares so what. so what it's nice to have a bank why. don't you get a bank. they're mad at him because they said. he's capital requirements he doesn't. have any money in the bank. stop this i don't know i don't know. enough about it to even go into it i. don't know enough about it we want to. try to get him on the show let's get him. on the show he's. he's he's on he's intro they're trying.

to get him. um. so let's let's watch this by the way. because by the way just get can you. freeze on the picture of santa monica. uh was that right before this yeah yeah. so freeze in here okay okay. i don't know what year. this was taken. look how far away you are by the way. this is kind of funny and interesting. look how far away you are this is. essentially an aerial. shot.

of california this is where california. still can look somewhat desirable from. the air. this is so far away. from anything. um. now i just want you to google in another. tab. santa monica homeless because santa. monica is one of the scariest places. you'll ever go. i was there the other day and the people. just walk around screaming at the sun. like cursing god. i mean.

yeah any photo unimport. so that that's up close. what santa monica looks like that's the. same area that's the same area that. you're looking at from the aerial shot. um. [Music]. yeah it's the same one right there there. it is that's what it looks like up close. okay. endless tent cities now go to the area. oh yeah isn't that pretty. that looks pretty so what again it's a. trick of hollywood they're lying.

to you they are making it seem like. california is an idyllic paradise when. in fact it is not. the only thing that. is do also the rest of the country is. also a dump. so unless you can live in like jackson. hole palm beach. east hampton. like there's like 10 places in the. country that aren't a complete dump so. that's that's a benefit to california.

um. [Music]. watch let's watch the rest of this ad. but we still believe in freedom freedom. of speech no you don't listen freedom. not only do you not believe in freedom. this state is not free. they take all of your money you don't. get to uh i mean the vaccine thing they. went nuts. lockdowns they they absolutely don't. believe in free it's so. you know why why not just honest. political ads. why not just honest political ads no i.

mean they look genuinely where they stop. cut this [ __ ] about like well if. we're free and then your state they. don't like free and it's like what do. you want. what do you want. like like literally it's a guy like. [ __ ] newsome going looking at you and. going what do you care about and who do. you want to see killed. do you agree with us you like what we. like you want to kill the people we want. to kill or the other way around. because that's all it is.

what do you like which natural disasters. do you like and who do you disagree with. uh on a level where if they were a. victim of a natural disaster you'd say. good. that's real political ads it's none of. this [ __ ]. about this. this beautiful uh mixed race family by. the way. this is um. freedom from hate. and the freedom to love. so you have a mixed race family here. it's the freedom to hate and the freedom.

from love. okay. that family which i don't know if it's. real or not. okay. each of them has to work 19 hours a day. to afford their 19 000 mortgage. in this state so there's not a lot of. freedom left after you've worked every. hour that you're alive. and there's not a lot of freedom to. raise your children unless you can. afford.

you know. to really have the time to be with them. that's the other issue they don't want. to talk about how unaffordable. california is. keep going. hate and the freedom to love don't let. them take your freedom paid for by. newsome for california governor 2022. yeah i mean listen it's not it's it's. not that uh it's it's not uh god what is. this here oh god uh i think this is that. gary chambers guy i don't know what he's. i can't i don't have anything for him so.

let's just move on. bars guy. great whatever that means god bless him. yeah he's democrat from louisiana. running for the senate good for him i. don't know what anything means anymore. um. he does a campaign and where he burns a. confederate flag okay cool cool. hey man my best to you. uh but everywhere is a dump right. florida's a dump outside of a few places. so i mean you know what are you gonna do. your brothers hit homeless you're. getting bad in dallas yeah he said. they're gonna get bad everywhere i know.

that it's fun to hit california over the. head because they have crazy policies. and they've brought this on themselves. encouraged it some of it's the climate. but homelessness is gonna get bad. everywhere for the simple fact that um. drugs are becoming the only thing that. work uh to alleviate the uh hellscape. we've created. yeah i mean those are the only things. that work right so drugs drugs tend to. work very well. um. the problem is they have a lot of. unintended consequences that knock. people. uh. down a few pegs in life and.

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a lot of it's you know crazy and there's. they're making this big stretch it's a. leap it's a jump. uh not not so much here because this one. isn't incredibly disturbing. and hilarious. by the way so. people from switzerland are just. terrifying. uh can we see that on the screen. so. by the way so. and i i don't know if this has been. covered a bunch maybe it has been. somebody just sent this to me.

um. you know what's amazing about all this. this is an opening of like a tunnel it's. completely. like unnecessary it could it could have. been like a ribbon cutting ceremony just. a real plain. you know basically something that's. ignored but instead they do this crazy. hour-long ceremony where they have like. baomat. dancing around like guys and goats heads. and everything play a little bit of this. ben and then play play some of the. uh you know um.

uh what you may call it uh what are they. called when you save something in a a. minute time stamp yeah some of them were. disturbing time stamps here they're just. it's it's it's really funny it's so long. yeah okay i'll just start at the. beginning here because this is just and. the music's insane too. yeah. and this is at a obviously a faster. speed yeah yeah i'm gonna should i just. leave it on faster i guess yeah yeah.

this is just how it starts right here. cloud schwab was like we're going all. the way this time. we don't give a [ __ ]. klaus schwab's like every now and then. we just go hard yeah you know every now. and then we just got to go hard like. sometimes get go go to some more of the. other stuff yeah this stuff right here.

yeah. opening of a tunnel. slow this down okay. this is really like. where you just go oh. this is insane. [Music].

can you like imagine. i mean these are the guys in hostile in. the movie hostel who drill through the. girl's eye yeah and they're just sitting. there and they're watching this. i mean this is one of the most insane. things i've ever seen in my life. [Music].

[Music]. this is the uh. this is the jizzling maxwell memorial. service. he's yodeling this is the yodeling. pedophile. this is d. this is the yodeling pedophile. a uh character from swiss uh mythology. okay so once they then they have the.

pope there's a whole thing but the pope. comes yeah the pope. uh very popular the pope makes a cameo. for the opening of a tunnel i mean what. what is going on here. why. why is the pope. what is the pope doing here. this is like these guys have these weird. bird cages like on their heads. i mean this this whole thing's weird. and then uh. this is as they're moving outside then.

the pope comes in at like some point is. your children like dressed as angels. yeah there's the pope you can see him on. the car is that the real pope no not the. real one oh that's not the real post no. no i don't know it's a fake pope there. he is. oh that's not the pope that's clown. schwab. okay so once they get outside uh so i'm. gonna go to 3420 here this gets a little. nuts right here so they're climbing this. they're pretending to climb this rock. wall and that's right falling and dying. and now they're all naked yeah and then. they all uh this robe here.

these dudes are hung is this the way. switzerland's doing it jesus. i didn't know swiss had huge dicks. so now. i i guess this is uh and they're all in. the dust here and i have no idea what's. going on can you imagine. if you were just like yeah we're going. to some ribbon cutting ceremony okay. here we go now we got the creepy nuns. yeah yeah. here we go this is i mean this is this.

is an a24 movie. here we go. this is worse than a24 this is by the. way it's better than an 824 movie let's. be let's be honest. hereditary was [ __ ]. they found some creepy girl. that's all hereditary was they just. found this. girl that you know. face looked like a tuna sandwich. i mean is i mean.

you know some of the illuminati people. are sitting there going okay this is too. much. we went too far here. they were like we said. we wanted notes of this. we said let's touch on the themes. lightly. uh we were supposed to touch on the. themes of enslaving the human race. lightly. this is a bit heavy-handed. no. what do you mean i'm doing exactly what. you asked.

you have people in bug costumes. you don't think this is a bit. heavy-handed. okay keep going this is crazy okay so. this is the uh this part this is they're. kind of gearing up for the finale here. right. so here comes the uh the goat the goat. makes a. comes back here. [Music].

yeah i mean i it's just. really confusing. [Music]. how many views does this have is this. something that's like known do people. know about this. this has. only seven hundred thousand views from. six years ago yeah. yeah. yeah this is you know and then uh so. then the finale here is the goat lady it. looks like and this is the most watched. part the most replayed yeah this one.

here yeah right here this is like a. mural from the denver airport came to. life. [Music]. you're right though it's kind of like. mid-summer almost it's it's. well this is our whole thing now you. have like a. goat who's. looks like a trans goat.

and then i'm just gonna skip to the. finale here because that part here's the. positive there's two possibilities here. number one this is 100 an illuminati. production number two. really america is the only country that. should ever make like any type of. artistic music or anything like this is. like if this is what they do if this. wasn't directed. by like bilderberg child eating serpents. that's even more disturbing like if this. is just what. they thought would be good.

if this is them we've got a bigger. problem. oh yeah so this is the finale i think. the whole thing they're trying to say. like time is god so they're like they. show the clock there. you see this clock. they're all seeing it count down because. it saves so much time because they can. go through the swiss outlet they could. go through the tunnel yeah. right so. yeah who can go through the tunnel yeah. so it's like time is god and then it. goes crazy. and then this is the big uh hurrah at. the end you see the the.

you can see it go out of the tunnel here. [Music]. that's the train of two children. be sacrificed. [Music]. [Applause]. i like one of them was doing a fortnight. dance yeah you see that one of them was. doing a fortnight i mean you see man. you just can't keep us out of anything.

we'll invade even the illuminati ritual. with our [ __ ]. we just pop up all right well that was. nice. that tunnel right there the gothard. tunnel. someone who you know who sends me a lot. of things and won't say who okay i i. know who you're talking sent me that and. i thought that was interesting and i. watched it and now we've played it on. the show. my. friend. the poet laureate of this country the.

great steve will do it a man who. doesn't say much does he talk really. like on the podcast does he say anything. not much it's more an accident sometimes. he talks right yeah what does he say he. sheepishly grins a lot. get something up he's done okay here's. uh his man cave he has a man cave now. steve don't flag our video paige all. right boys i wanna i'll hear you is he. speaking people do it video and i wanna. say i love you guys so much right now he.

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place i don't know how he does is there. a booker. is there an agent who's identifying all. these kids that are immediately going to. die so that this guy could look like a. good person can i get a few baldies can. i get a few bald kids here make me look. better anyway. whoever's people are good because they. keep dragging these dead beats and these. bald head cancer kids so this guy can be. a good person um. we do love him steve will do it he's uh. so what is this what is this channel. steve will do it steve will do it and he.

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and boys tag us in your stories on you. know nothing cures leukemia like [ __ ]. you must be 21 plus to buy and drink. happy dad okay well they're not. advertising on our show but they got a. free ad now. you better call shahidi. and what is he doing. is that the kid we can't can we get to. the cancer kid please these videos like. 45 minutes.

oh here we go what's up dude am i the. only black kid here like where's celine. what's the. difference you are the only black kid. here. your leg looks awesome. damn you [ __ ] he looks fine. the kid's fine. oh there's a girl okay. good for him. [Music]. so now what does he do for the kids okay. let's fast forward and see what he does.

for them all right nice to meet you. let's see so been in the helicopter. oh he takes him into a helicopter. oh he's buying him draft nice. [ __ ] yeah. [Music]. and you know what's good about this by. the way after they die the clothes all. go right back. i actually no he's actually a good guy. we do like steve he's doing really good. stuff this is what people on the. internet with money should do take these.

kids out and have fun i mean can we do. that i mean. right we tried with the guy muscular. dystrophy he's a fun guy but then his. nerves started smoking crack and. everything. i mean nothing we try to do works. um. no steve is legitimately a good person. and and this is really good and this is. really good to think so good to see go. to steve will do it on youtube he's got. almost five million subscribers hit him. again and uh these are his channels the. israelis channels now happy dad full.

senpai yeah but we're just plugging. steve's. so steve will do it he's one of our. favorites. he paid me in a depreciating asset to do. this. um which i appreciate but it's coming. back right winklevosses get them with a. [ __ ] phone uh oh it is coming back a. little bit it's 21. jesus christ. anyway um thank you folks. how about that. timdalecomedy.com where will i be i'm. going to be at the san jose improv um.

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uh some funny stories about my parents. want to kind of release it before they. both die. kind of get back at them just petty. vindictive. book where i just settle scores with. dead people some of the people i'm. talking about are dead in the book. but settling scores with dead people. louis ck told me that should be the. subtitle of the book settling scores. with dead people that's great. not a bad idea not the worst idea um in. california for a bit back east uh thanks. thanks to all of our friends at gas. digital for letting us use that studio. when we are in new york the great lewis.

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