Bill Burr | The Tim Dillon Show #321

dude I finally saw a racer head and when. I found out that his baby was born his. daughter was born with like web Toes. that they got fixed and I saw the movie. I was like that guy is like a douche. yeah. I can't imagine being his daughter and. saying that like he wanted to kill me. because I was deformed that I brought. like that sort of. well now you're a dad you understand. like toes web toes and children love. children. Bill Burr is with us the last man left. in L.A you're you're you've done it. you're here and you're sticking it out.

oh there's plenty of guys out there no I. know I'm kidding but you know how. there's you know they try to depict this. place yeah that is just a you know a. bunch of liberals yeah you know swimming. around an infinity pool and right. talking about gender neutral bathrooms. it's so funny it's the same way the. people out here talk about the red. States oh they're out there you know. [ __ ] their sister. like you guys all need to do the road. yeah and intermingle and everybody can. just relax yeah it's uh stereotypes.

exist for a reason but it's these lack. of travel right that's right these. places are big. that's the other thing I think people. don't realize how big Los Angeles is so. yeah they don't realize when you go over. the Hollywood Hills it's Trump land. that's right it becomes real concern I'm. not saying they're into Trump order I'm. not trying to start that [ __ ] I'm just. saying they're conservatives that's like. you go down Magnolia there's like 12 gun. shops down there uh Halloween costumes. sort of a strange Street yeah I did the.

San Jose Improv and the drive from here. to up to San Jose Northern California. takes you through all these farms and. they're all just like there's there's. like let's kill Newsom signs and Trump. 2024 like it's red and then you get to. San Jose and San Fran it gets blue again. yeah but these are California just came. in the fourth largest economy in the. world U.S China Japan California just.

beat Germany oh is that right yeah about. time yeah just be just finally finally I. love that I so don't pay attention to. Paul said I don't even know who Newsome. is the governor I know one name is Gavin. Gavin Newsom yeah he's the governor well. you're busy is he that I'm not busy I. don't pay attention is that is that. cruise guy running against him or is he. mayor. um and he's running against that lady. Karen bass and um uh and uh Rick Caruso. are running for what I love is Karen is.

a republican right she's a Democrat. she's a Democrat and this guy was a. republican now he says of two days ago. I've came yeah he was a very he's a. right-wing guy but now he's kind of. running as a Democrat and they're in a. dead he's the old billionaire the old. billionaire guy the old billionaire. going to become a politician and uh help. out the little guy yes he bought the. grow he owns The Grove he developed the. growth. you know that yeah that soulless Place. yeah I like how you go in there yeah how. it sucks your soul out but they're.

playing this music like you just you. know yeah you know luck be a lady. tonight yeah yeah you feel successful. when you're there yeah it's a hellscape. and it's you know it's a Cheesecake. Factory and then a bunch of stores and. there's a trolley yeah it takes you. around so he's gonna I apparently do. that for the home I don't know what he's. gonna do but he's gonna solve. homelessness with I think he's gonna put. him in his buildings yeah that he's. gonna make and then there's gonna be.

like a 18-month period and he's gonna. kick them all out and then he's gonna. have the building yeah I think that's. how you make a billion dollars you just. know how it works I respect the guy yeah. that he knows you know what we're gonna. do right take all those dirty. [ __ ] yeah stick them in this. shiny [ __ ] everyone's gonna be. like that's awesome. then I leave office I kick all the dirty. [ __ ] out I got this shiny thing. that I'm gonna I'm gonna make the less. lesser dirty people pay for it yeah I. mean that's middle class it's very. possibly what he's gonna do or yeah or.

he's a billionaire with a heart of gold. that's also possible the Julia Roberts. maybe he's just a good guy really yeah. maybe Richard Gere picked him up and. took him out on a date yeah and now I'm. a new tuxedo yeah maybe he's a good guy. I mean his son's a DJ so he's kind of. connected. he's connected to losers and regular. people. um you know perhaps he's you know he. that's the big issue everybody at this. point is either a DJ or an influencer.

yeah it's it's some there's like six. degrees of separation you even know a DJ. yes or an influencer or you are one your. life you've seen everything changed so. much from when you started you're a. podcaster yeah or a podcaster you've. seen it change so much is it better now. like just life in general is life in. general better now than it was when you. were growing up or do you feel like. it was it had was better than overall.

it no it it's a that's a sliding scale. it's all like aspects of it right we're. better I think it was better that you. weren't staring at screens all the time. I think it's a better time now for. artists I think it's a better time now. for uh people who aren't white to be. able to express what's really happening. to them right uh uh I probably your. worst time now for people in hate groups. where they can kind of be like hey man I. didn't know you hated the same [ __ ] I. did you're up in Seattle right Sleepless.

in Seattle that's the clan like you kind. of get that [ __ ] going on uh it's I. think it's just like but you know. obviously the environment we've kind of. pushed it to the Limit here it feels. like it's at the breaking point yeah I. feel bad for young people now that. they're kind of down to two seasons it's. either summer or winter it kind of seems. in a lot of places so and I think people. are ignorant too where they're looking. out at La and out here being like yeah. good luck like dude like that's not. gonna slowly come your yeah it's coming. it's coming yeah and when yeah if we.

keep going this route because like I I. was looking back he saw you look at the. trees they got the Lush land and the. lakes and stuff and it's just like if it. keeps getting hotter all of those trees. are gonna dry out and then you might. you're just sitting around like a bunch. of old newspapers so yeah I think the. new thing is going to be uh it's not. going to be to solve it it's going to be. the fireproof house. where you can fire proof house with the. infinity pool inside I like that so as. you sit there and you watch people with. less money than you burning to death. right as you're tweeting my heart breaks. for people with less money than me you.

stay in there yeah and once they're all. gone then you just sort of absorb yeah. and I think we're going to go back to. those massive ranches that guy like you. know it's like how that one guy owned. Griffith Park like he gave that to La. like one guy had all of that I think. we're gonna go back to that once people. just sort of get you know burned out or. washed away by the Sea it's very. possible what's weird about La is we do. have a lot of homelessness but all of. our hit shows are about real estate like. every show on Netflix like selling.

Sunset and you know buying things they. just start dressing like absolute. [ __ ] [ __ ] they're hookers hookers. yeah no no but I watched one of that. Orange County one this woman was selling. a house she's got these beautiful tits. probably not real right dude everything. but our areola yeah her tits were out. and then it plunged all the way down. here and I'm just thinking like if a guy. shows up with his wife right. like that's a really weird. thing where it says hey what'd you think.

of that how it looked great. tell me two details of that house right. and none of them know like none of these. if you ask them what the taxes on the. house are they have no idea like they. don't know any real estate questions. they're just hot and I'm sure they know. but what I'm saying is they don't seem. to know that much. I would those are the kinds of women you. want to [ __ ] it as a guy if you're. successful yeah you want to stay away. from yeah because they will they will. they will take your life they'll eat you. yes yeah they'll eat you and then play.

the victim and can't and cancel you. yeah well I mean they're they're well. yeah like look at like when I was a kid. that right there that was a movie star. right she was a movie star now she sells. houses she's selling a [ __ ] one level. ranch with an open floor plan yeah. how do you how do you not buy the house. the second you walk in there well and I. think a lot of them are are trading on. the fact that they'll meet Rich guys and. then perhaps you know they might marry. those guys. no you know what I think it is I think.

it is that you never used to sell houses. on TV right and then what happened was. probably all the ugly people got shamed. out of that business right and then all. of a sudden they would just because back. in the day stewardesses were hot right I. think all the hot stewardesses are now. selling yeah because houses they are not. hot anymore they're not they look like. me no flight attendants look like. they're that's not true I've seen some. some of them are pretty but some of them. are weather no if you get on if you're. if you're on a uh uh a a mainstream. Airline flying across the country that's.

seniority so there's going to be some. miles on that one right yeah if you take. a puddle jumper yes instead of playing. Denver you're doing Colorado Springs. right maybe Grand Junction right. that's where you get somebody who's is. cute yeah yeah yeah but at that point. but at that point I'm 54 so I can't look. at her anyways they're awesome a creep. New York to LA or LA to New York which. is what I do a lot is a lot of it's a. lot of older women yeah who have had it. they've had it they've had it I've had. it yeah they've had it yeah they're like.

put the strap and they go the seat belt. they go and the shoulder strap like as. soon as I wear open they like that comic. that stop writing jokes and he hates his. act right they just got to keep doing it. keep rolling through but what's. interesting about uh what you said about. the fireproof houses that is probably. going to be kind of a reality. as stuff gets worse nobody's gonna the. sad thing is none of the politicians are. in a position to turn on corporations. right because they're they're all.

grossly underpaid politicians and they. do it because they're supposed to be. public service but what you're really. doing is it's so the rich people can. have them in their pockets they they. need them that's why. um you know the stuff that like those. 24-hour news networks go after it's. never you know they're not going to go. after like the big guys that feed them. they go after you know stand-up. comedians telling jokes and uh you know. so yeah some guys yeah some guy slap. somebody at a mall what is this what is.

happening to the fabric of America and. they just kind of uh. they don't go after like Blackstone that. buys all these houses now and pushes the. values of them up and they've locked. people out of renting like they don't go. after companies like that like over the. pharmaceutical companies yeah they're. just selling liquor you know yeah. synthetic heroin that's all yeah killing. hundreds of thousands of people. devastating families there's one that's. not a big deal but did you see what Tim. Dillon said right right San Jose and. that's like uh.

what do they call that when you're. you're like that joke I did uh at Red. Rocks when I saw a bunch of [ __ ]. liberal idiots out here going after dead. John Wayne right I'm speaking to dead. power like they were doing their thing. as a white person that day it was just. so [ __ ] stupid right settling scores. with dead people yeah putting them. historically introspective the a live. white guy that still has power that I. need to get my movie made I won't speak. to him right right but I'll try to.

change the name of an airport yeah. you're welcome black people does that. ever do you think what changes that. where corporations run everything they. just seem to run everything and they. will forever. uh yeah yeah I think the the only game. to play now is yourself as far as just. trying to be a nice person right an. individual you know I was talking to you. earlier I said hey I ran into this. squirrely little guy uh I mean watch. yourself if you're around you know just. [ __ ] like that yeah that's that's kind. of like um. you know I've been doing this bit in my.

ACT about talking about what your job as. an older person is to help out younger. people right and whatever mistakes you. made you know you're selling this is. what I did this didn't work and this is. what worked and that's what you're. supposed to be doing and. um I I think that. you know if you're a comic that's doing. well you part of that of doing well is. helping out comics. that are are struggling. it just is and I think. you know if you're a white person you. should shut up and listen to people of. other races saying what their.

experiences right rather than trying to. be like you know well actually you know. Africans actually sold black people into. slavery so uh slavery was like just. doing that. that [ __ ] is that's not helpful well. then you just you it's like you're. playing teams. you know what I mean like I'm a Patriots. fan I can sit here and tell you that Mac. Jones kicked that guy in the balls. deliberately when he did that slide. [ __ ] dirty play right it was a helmet. to foot [ __ ].

[ __ ] right there okay but what people do. is you can get so into whatever the [ __ ]. you are whatever the hell you're rooting. for like Astro fans you know where you. know when was the last time you saw an. astral fan have you ever heard an astro. fans say we wow we are the first team. that literally fixed the World Series. since the 1919 White Sox they don't. right up until that moment they were. like oh the [ __ ] Patriots [ __ ]. cheaters deflate game. I went out this movie I did there was an. actor on it who was an astro fan I asked.

him about it he goes everybody does it. every big smile on his face everybody. does it everybody everybody does that. yeah no everyone does not do that. everybody knows what pitch is coming I. don't think they did that. so that's been kind of bugging me not. that they did it because I'm a Red Sox. fan and we had 18200 there's not enough. people angry at them they're not getting. [ __ ] about it and what I've kind of. realized is if you do some Ticky tack. [ __ ] that story will last forever. pumping crowd noise in you know they. weigh your football and that's a [ __ ].

hair lighter yeah that'll last for. something big that [ __ ] with. everybody's money right see I swept. under the rug yeah it's they. investigated there's a quick judgment. this guy that guy and that guy that's it. all right and then nobody like I watched. that Yankees series against him they. didn't [ __ ] bring it up once and I. was you know. that's because I haven't given them [ __ ]. until now I'm like all right I don't. give a [ __ ] that you did it yeah well. you should get your your Just Desserts. of [ __ ] for it yeah well some something.

stick and some things don't I think. that's what I was trying to say too yeah. that's it. you really just summed it up if you were. going to commercial that would have been. perfect Kevin Spacey just skied off he. may be back you know he just got a he. got a um. he's found not responsible or not liable. in a New York or a jury let him so he. might come back not liable for what he's. some some 14 year old claimed he sat on. him or something he grabbed on me some. sexual assault type of thing that they.

just figured out they were like we just. they said we're not gonna We're Not. Gonna We're Not Gonna today is your day. you get to leave the court and we're. gonna say you're not this is going to be. the funniest charge I've ever heard in. my life but he sat on a 14 year old. please tell me he had clothes on yeah. you know he had clothes on allegedly. it's it's allegedly he was uh Kevin you. allegedly sat on a 14 year old how do. you please he said he picked him up like. a groom does a bride and uh put him on a.

bed and lay down on him and uh then the. guy was like whoa he's at a party and. they just did a court case and they let. him go they said you're okay. there's no way that's one of those. things where you're like you know he did. it you know it was creepy there's just. no way to prove it it's like the world. prove it yeah what I have learned is the. world it that that system it really. protects. uh you know it just it's so it's it's. weird it's so [ __ ] hard to prove.

you know how do you prove that you can't. you just got to go on the stand and get. teary-eyed and say that guy did it and. then he's gonna get up and or somebody's. gonna get up and go no he didn't and. then the jury's got to make up their. minds. I know and then you can't punch him in. the face because then you get busted for. assault. yeah it just it doesn't make any sense. so all I can say is I hope he is. innocent I hope he didn't do that I hope. he I hope he didn't sit on a 14. I hope.

he did not I hope he didn't do that. sorry I he I if I had to if I was a. guest if I had a gun in my head. we were so far apart at the beginning of. this podcast and we we've found a middle. ground we both hope some things stick. some things don't. some people some people come back with. the me too things some people do some. people don't some people see know what a. chair is some people confuse it with a. 14 year old. [Laughter]. they're wearing muted colors I mean it's.

it's an easy mistake to make who knows. the Mind does crazy things yeah some. politicians get away with a lot of stuff. Nancy Pelosi gets away with some stuff. the trading and stuff and you know she's. and some people don't get away with. anything I don't have no idea what. you're talking about yeah I mean well. she does her and her husband they're. really rich she's really rich they're. all rich yeah they all do unbelievably. well in the private sector that's right. what it's amazing everything they touch. turns the [ __ ] gold every Senator. makes like 150 Grand they're all worth.

like 20 million dollars every president. does one or two terms making 200 Grand a. year and then buys a 20 million dollar. house on Martha's Vineyard. nobody says [ __ ] nobody says [ __ ] but if. you do a [ __ ] uh I don't know some. rapey joke yeah all of a sudden you're. wrong oh Jesus what are you doing to the. fabric yeah yeah huh what are you doing. to the quilt it's uh well you're you're. in one of the most successful Comics. ever do you ever get an ass too how. about that well that's I think that's.

statistically true do you ever get asked. to to perform for these types of people. like I know that certain guys do private. gigs or corporate gigs we're like you're. around no I don't and I wouldn't either. right because then it's like I will. because. that was a time where I would have but. I'm in a position now where I don't need. to when I wouldn't because I don't want. to have a relationship with any of those. people my job is to make fun of those. people that's right you have to go there. and play grab ass with them yeah and.

then the next time they do something. [ __ ] up I feel like I can't joke about. it because uh you know uh you know I. went to the the black tie event yeah. yeah. those crowds aren't good they suck the. shows aren't fun for the most part. I think the correspondence dinner was a. cool thing to do until they televised it. and then every side just like loses. their [ __ ] mind yeah. um you know whoever the comic is that. goes up there and and you know. trashes whatever colored tie the.

person's [ __ ] wearing it's really uh. would you do the correspondence Dave I. wonder if I don't think they have you. because they'd be like terrified they. wouldn't be terrified they just well. they wouldn't want you know those guys. like have dead bodies on them yeah they. think they couldn't [ __ ] handle me. with one nerd with a drone yeah I fly by. my bedroom window they are not terrified. of anybody yeah they just don't have. they just want to have a nice night they. just want to have a fun time yeah a fun. time that's yeah they just look at me. like the jerk off I am yeah well I mean.

whatever file cabinet The Jerk up but. they believe me dude they are not. they are not of they they do they run. they run [ __ ] yeah or at least work for. the people that are running running they. certainly work for the people that are. running it definitely I do the improvs. yeah. they're good I don't think they're a. threat they're good rooms a few decades. ago private citizens used to be largely. that private what's changed the internet. think about everything you've browsed. searched watched tweeted now imagine all.

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just based on my calculations driving. around rolling the windows down well. what the. thing that happened to me when I had a. kid is I I became more positive about. the future because that's the only thing. you can do because if you start thinking. that you know in 30 years we're [ __ ]. we're summoned me I'm 54. now I'll be. 84. uh you know like if I get 84 years. before I burst into flights yeah that's. whatever whatever's gonna happen or get. washed out from some [ __ ] Rogue Wave.

um yeah that's fine but for my kids that. isn't fun so I I have to believe that. um. even these lunatics these [ __ ]. [ __ ] lunatics yeah that run like the. people that run corporations are [ __ ]. lunatics these people just even people. who are involved and with this the lot. designed obsolescence where everything. you just have to [ __ ] throw out I was. talking the other day how like you'd buy. a [ __ ] TV when I was a kid you had it. for like 25 years yeah and if they the. tube would break the guide come over put.

a new tube in it. it was like a showpiece and now it's. like I don't know how many flat screen. TVs all of a sudden it's like yeah this. thing isn't you know it's not up to par. they should make them where you can just. sort of switch something out of the back. or we could all at some point just say. hey you know what I think the picture's. clear enough right why don't we just. stop I don't need to see every [ __ ]. poor yeah on the inside the guy's. [ __ ] you know inner ear when I'm. watching him tell me you know if [ __ ]. the Trailblazers won well it's a lot of.

it's like the phone it's like a new. phone every year new phone charger every. year kids that grow up the charger. doesn't the new charger doesn't work but. the old charger you just gotta throw it. all out and places like that from what I. heard don't want to get sued they they. would rather pay the fine the fine is so. much less than the money that they make. and they got to start making the fine. more but they don't make any [ __ ]. money and you go goddamn well those. corporations they give money they give. money and they give money to these. politicians yeah it's all just shut them. the [ __ ] up so they can keep dude the.

fact that you can't drink water are out. of a river anywhere. yeah in my lifetime that that happened. you gotta drink bottled water and all. that that basically these corporations. poisoned. the water supply dude if I do that you. do that that's a terrorist act you're. you're in jail for the rest of your life. these [ __ ] guys you think ding ding. ding ding they [ __ ] yeah the money's. out there and then they just create like. a new market why are we good you know. you got the space behind you we're going. we're going too deep here well you know. what it is it's the influence of the. background not even noon yet.

you're in the desert this is what we got. to change the studio during the pandemic. it made a lot of sense to kind of be in. this desert landscape but now that. things are back we want to lighten it up. a bit because it's a dark it's a Vortex. what you should have is maybe this it's. dawn like the sun maybe we're just. starting to come we'll do that perhaps. Civil Twilight yeah like because this. sucks you in you start you want to start. yelling about the poison Rivers that's.

the backdrop it is you want to start but. I just you're right I just wish people. would just. like not be [ __ ] to each other well. you said made a lot of sense when they. do like you know I saw this thing the. other day just randomly on uh whatever. the [ __ ] site I was on or it was a. text threat between me and my friends. look at this new weapon that that. [ __ ]. you know China has it was a [ __ ]. robot dog with like a machine gun yeah. he just sends me this.

so I'm going you know I was just going. I'm sure we already have one of those. and pretty soon it'll fly over a. football game and we're all gonna cheer. yeah like I'm not gonna sit here. and and get like worked up. about China and all that like I know. that they have sociopaths over there too. right as we have them over here so I. just sort of look at it that way you. know what I mean it's kind of like uh. how we looked at Red Sox and Yankees. it's like you spend way too much money. we spend too way too much money you guys. did a bunch of roids we did a bunch of.

roids right I'm not gonna sit here and. act like yeah their dirt is dirtier than. our dirt no it's not so I kind of look. at that. um I I mean also I am really overly. simplifying like world events because. but it's a good outlook when you said. people just focus on yourself and not. being a piece of [ __ ]. yeah and helping people out helping. people out rather than blaming them for. this situation or just hey pull your. [ __ ] yeah but I mean I'm not saying. that telling somebody to pull themselves. up by their bootstraps like I I like.

really believe in a lot of conservative. stuff and a lot of liberal stuff and it. what it is is there's nothing wrong with. either Outlook it's the application of. it it's when you do it. is it time to give somebody a hug and. there's a time to go get your gun yes. right yes so you shouldn't always get. your gun then your oppressive [ __ ]. sometimes if you're always walking. around hugging people you can end up in. the trunk of somebody's car right and. now we have this weird thing where we. hug people with a gun like we have this.

very weird middle of the road. strange thing where like nothing feels. genuine on either side I think that's my. biggest takeaway is that like things. don't feel authentic things feel very. engineered and managed and I hope we get. to a point when people are more. just you know a little more natural I. feel like things are well that's because. I I think because so many people are on. TV now yeah even like you have your own. Instagram page yeah all of that type of. stuff that's why like I think overall.

like the level of fashion. cooking and and just looks like how. people look I mean I watch I love old. movies and [ __ ] and I look at some guys. and I'm like that guy's [ __ ] 31 he. looks like he's 56. like that's what a. 56 year old looks like that lives in a. city yeah you know like some of the. people back then I mean Brian Denny he. used to exist yeah you know what I mean. like Brian Denny was kind of a sex. symbol to certain types of women my. nanny my grandmother from Ireland loved.

Brian Denny. no like guys like George Kennedy George. Kennedy always looked like he was 63. his whole career I don't know if you. know who that guy is but he was in those. uh uh uh George Kennedy he was in Cool. Hand Luke yeah he he actually was played. up is it Frank drebin in the Naked Gun. yeah he was yeah I know exactly who it. is. look at that guy's face yeah. always looked old. even like the yeah let's try to get when.

he's sort of young. look look up young George Kennedy. and still and you can see to the guy. that guy is like you would not want to. fight that guy no on any level there you. go look at that one. still could pass for his mid-40s there. yeah good looking it was distinguished. yeah get mad at them eggs. um. use a distinguished guy yeah there. wasn't there was there was no Timothy's.

and God bless him people smoked and they. drank they ate [ __ ]. like they didn't know how to put put the. diet together or whatever they that they. were eating. um you know nowadays I mean. I just met a guy who was an agent and. all he drinks is like these [ __ ]. smoothie shakes. and this guy dude I've never said this. about another man he was radiant yeah. like I thought I thought about him for. like three days his hair was like like a. [ __ ] like a you know like those. Collies yeah Westminster that's a border.

yeah you would brush he had like you. know when the chicks do that thing in. the shampoo commercial from behind and. it comes down and there's like that. rainbow like that was silence guys there. you think a guy like that that's so. radiant eventually just hits a point one. day where he just is it like Michael. Douglas and falling down where he just. at a stoplight one day just gets out of. his car and just starts going nuts like. people that are what would be him going. out he goes into a Jack In The Box yeah. I guess yeah well that's what I mean. French fries.

I mean he loses it and has a mozzarella. stick but I mean I love how you compare. just drinking smoothies yeah to a guy. going on a shooting spree. I just mean that like it seems like it's. got an expiration date that's all like. uh smoothies. oh no I think it was beyond that like I. think he was one of the most people that. went to scientists and had his DNA it. was [ __ ] impressive yeah. um so is that important but that or is a.

little bit of it like. I don't know I know I understand that it. is impressive to keep yourself look. there's obviously a level of ridiculous. vanity to it but you just know that. that's possible yeah you know it was. very like Michael Jordan right like a. lot of those moves that kids did for the. last 20 years because Jordan showed you. that you could do it right uh and that's. the genius of the first guy the Jimi. Hendrix the Eddie Van Halen's you know. the guys like that so like as far as. like being like in shape. you know yes he that guy did not make me.

afraid of of being 60 at some point easy. well yeah he's inspired well people are. getting older and older and looking. better and better and maybe you know I. mean people are. people are thriving. well into old age yeah it's weird it's. it's interesting well considering they. turned our food into poison I don't know. how we're doing it well because we're. turning it we're turning it back into. non-poison but it just takes money. because you can really eat the best of. the best all right now what do you think. you need to make a year yeah to eat the.

way a [ __ ] hobo ate in the 1920s. ah where everything was [ __ ] organic. yeah you have to make a lot you have to. make a lot what do you think what do you. think the number is. two hundred thousand a year after taxes. in this state easily. to eat wild salmon to eat organic. everything yeah. you don't think you want to agree I. don't I seem low food is [ __ ] it. might be it's super expensive and then.

it goes bad really quick immediately. like the fruits and vegetables yeah okay. like the way you eat the fries and the. McDonald's on the way home you gotta be. eating the fruits well you let your. children have fast food every now and. then like because my parents let us have. it all the time which was the wrong way. to do it in the 90s they would just I. mean McDonald it was like Hey Party Time. Wendy's all that stuff very bad oh. Wendy's then Wendy's was like going out. getting steak when I was like this was. amazing do you remember when they used. to have the newspaper the newspaper. tabletop the old-timey newspapers and a.

salad bar yeah that nobody went to. nobody went to it but it had pudding. Wendy's was uh the top of the line fast. food when I was growing up it was the. only one that actually looked like it. used real meat yeah and they had the. square Burger which was weird it was. weird but it was the way for them to say. this is meat. was the way for them to say it's. different we're different. that was it yeah yeah it was a weird. brand where they were like no this is an. actual thing yeah to answer your. question I don't take them out for fast.

food but. uh their relatives do okay you know. grandmas and uncles and stuff like that. someone's got to be cool but yes. exactly right and I'm not supposed to be. cool because I'm your dad so I'm your. day to day right so if I'm your day to. day for the most part you're not going. to have it and then you're going to be. psyched when your uncle comes over your. nana whatever and they're going to take. you to McDonald's or Jack in the Box or. whatever it's like you know right like. when that's kind of how like uh. you know like we weren't allowed to.

drink soda. when I was growing up but if we went out. to get pizza you could order it and when. we went out to but we used to go out to. McDonald's all the time like that was. like going out to eat that was another. thing too like I think when you talk. about something that was better back. then. I don't know if I'm gonna. be able to make this point by saying. McDonald's was our idea of fine dining. but like. um the fact that you just didn't know. right all of this stuff you were happy.

with simpler things like I was like how. mainstream high-end fashion is now. where I had never heard. of Louis Vuitton East Saint Laurent all. this time right now you know I got a. wife so now I know all of that [ __ ] but. like. those stores back in the day were on. Rodeo Drive and on Fifth Avenue New York. and I think that you maybe in Chicago on. what is that New York Michigan Avenue. yeah that was it yeah like women like. dreamed of someday going to these stores.

and seeing this this fashion that they. saw like uh I don't know who like uh. breakfast at Tiffany lady there right. and now I remember when I was I was. doing some. you know some Road gig through the uh. some road trip through the South and we. were like in like Mobile Alabama or. something someplace it was really. exciting because I watched that Ken. Burns the war and they made all those. battleships down there so it was really. a historic place to go to and I went to. the local mall and there was a Louis. Vuitton yeah I don't know if it was. Mobile Alabama but it was somewhere and.

it was like uh yeah it's. um. and I've noticed that too the amount of. people like. going into coach on a plane I don't know. if they're real bags enough you see this. high-end bag and I'm just thinking to. myself when I sat back there dude I just. had like a [ __ ] gym bag right. um and it's just this is that kind of. thing of like just knowing. too much and uh and also I think a lot. of people that are in the public eye. they kind of sell having that stuff.

making you happy and [ __ ] like that and. none of it does no there's a couple. things you get yourself a nice watch. yeah you know what I mean a nice Koozie. said to me about my car uh which is uh. Bentley you said to me good nobody. believes that's your car everybody. thinks you're driving and you know what. I realized you're correct everybody. thinks I'm a driver I think you're. parking it they think I'm parking it. because they're all nice to me like if I. go to Vons a grocery store and in the. Bentley nobody gives me a look like oh.

this guy's a piece of [ __ ] they're like. oh he's running an errand for somebody. but that was the personal assistant. I can't believe his boss lets him drive. the car but that was a dumb thing I got. where it's like I wanted to get a dumb. thing you know sometimes you got to get. a dumb thing and it's a nice car but. sometimes you have to get a dumb thing. you know we would tease in Versi yeah. when he did your podcast yeah uh was. when you took him out in a white Bentley. yeah and took him out for Italian food. yeah he's grooming you yeah yeah.

it's like yeah you can't you wouldn't. you can't take it exactly you take out. an Italian yeah you know and a high-end. car with white then [ __ ] you know you. give them sneakers that's it that's what. you'd have to do it's over well yeah. that is the keys to that say yeah all. right but are you but you're a y like. you'll appreciate a nice watch so it's. like everybody's got something that oh. you know what I like I like uh I like. people that are really good at what they. do provided it doesn't hurt anybody else. so I am into like.

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are going to stand in the back and watch. this guy make a pizza right or or uh. customize a car or build like a. motorcycle or or something like that so. um. yeah I I am. I'm fascinated with all that there's a. kid that Dean Del Rey introduced me to. that uh uh roll Club his name is saying. he's like a you know I met him he's a 24. year old cobbler and literally makes. shoes the old school way like buying it. you go down there he traces your foot on. a piece of paper you come back two three. weeks later and you just have this shoe.

that just fits you like a glove it's. crazy yeah so I I am like that those are. the types of people I like yeah finding. people that do something really well. yeah and like because they have a. passion for it and then they somehow. figured out you know how to make money. off of it yeah so they can keep doing it. I guess yeah I mean those are the things. that if you're lucky enough to to meet. those people those are the things that. leave a mark on you you know when you go. to a restaurant and somebody's like. really good and really even a waiter who.

really cares oh yeah real rear waiter no. like a Russo and Frank yeah they're. [ __ ] unbelievable they're. unbelievable yeah like Smith wolinsky's. in New York City or Dale's guy is. fantastic they know your name they know. what drink you like like that's the okay. there's some [ __ ] from back in the day. that needs to come back but not you. don't do it ironically and you don't do. it in a hipster way that's the hardest. [ __ ] thing right is when you go in. there and they know who you are they.

know what you drink you come in there. like uh you know I have some friends of. mine you know they got their name up. there on the restaurant the little gold. thing there so they come in they know. the table they like yeah you know they. know the night that they go in there. right and. um. yeah I mean they know his kid's name you. know he never really brings his kid in. there but like they know he has a kid. they know all of that type of stuff and. that's sort of kind of like the. connective tissue where it's like like. this is like solid and this is real I I.

think it's kind of a hard. thing. getting back to DJs I find the more. places I go to it's so [ __ ] loud I. went out to go get sushi with my wife. the other night you know my ears are. shot obviously I had to put [ __ ]. earplugs in yeah it's crazy well because. what they're doing is is Everything. feels like a club it's a Vibe yeah and. it's like aren't we supposed to be. creating this Vibe if we're not cool. enough yeah to create a vibe that we. should sit here in the boringness that. is us but instead like like you listen.

to it I feel like I'm in the beginning. of a movie like like oh [ __ ] is it gonna. be like a car chase is something gonna. pull out a weapon here like what's gonna. happen it's like oh we're just getting. Sushi well it feels that's where I feel. like everything feels weirdly engineered. where every place you go there's music. there's a Vibe that's being created and. that's you hit it on the head and a lot. of times it was in the parking lot you. heard it in the restaurant you went in. the restroom you couldn't get it there. was just a [ __ ] DJ just [ __ ] right. there and the vibe is off a lot of times. it's the wrong Vibe you're like this is. not what we want a spicy tuna roll we.

don't want we don't want Molly and we're. not trying to we're not in a beat yeah. I'm not a rave right yeah well I've got. a Yellow Tail roll. yeah but that's that's that's where. where you see it it's like nothing's. enough anymore no one could just sell. Sushi see what you were talking about is. like the cobbler's just selling shoes. yeah don't walk into his thing and hear. a DJ when you're really really good at. something you just sell the thing when. you're like there's a million sushi.

restaurants wherever you are they're all. going okay well we're gonna be the one. with the DJ like they all have to. compensate for the fact that there's a. million other things that people can do. maybe that's what it is yeah I think. back in the day. like there was less well I think scenes. could develop right where you know now. as soon as something develops it's. co-opted immediately as soon as somebody. sniffs out a little bit of money in. something yeah and then people kind of. like rip it off or whatever so but maybe.

that's the new scene maybe scenes aren't. small maybe they just got bigger and I'm. too old to realize that I don't know but. like uh can you give me an example of. something that you're talking about that. would was just I would say well like uh. you know star car racing coming out of. the South where it was just these. Moonshiners my car's faster than your. car they start erasing each other that. builds into that people uh skateboarding. out here yeah turns into this Global. thing uh and it took a while for those.

things to have rap music in New York. City and all of a sudden that like goes. Global Music was a big thing like there. was like a sounds that you know oh. that's a San Francisco sound that's a. Seattle sound that's a Philly Sound New. York Boston had a scene and everybody. would like and. you know whatever back in the day I mean. it was. the gatekeeper days where they would. just be like all right if they decided I. guess I don't know how it worked this is. the new sound then they would go there.

and then that scene would be cool but. like they were able to kind of develop. um I remember reading uh Miles Davis's. autobiography and that was like a like. back then like before like TV and like. even [ __ ] I think radio was just. around. so you just had like everybody was like. like. cauterized these scenes they didn't. intermingle so they would take people. were aware of jazz and swing music but. it became whoever you would whatever. like Eddie you were spinning in and it.

would develop like that and then it. would develop and then when they would. get to New York City and that minton's. jazz place I always heard about yeah it. was like you you came with Vanguard yeah. you came up in St Louis I came up in New. Orleans and Chicago and then we went. there and then mixed with New York. people and then it became something else. um but like I could learn. so much from you because you would be so. developed. and and separate and different so I I. think. um is it good for Comics to put out a.

lot of stuff all the time I know that. young Comics I love the faith you have. in me with these big [ __ ] questions. you're the guy well you're one of the. guys to ask you know okay well just know. that I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm. doing but go ahead with Comics everybody. puts out a lot of stuff now and back. then you would work on something longer. and you wouldn't put it out like is it. good to put out a lot of stuff like it's. it's I think it's all comes it's an. individual thing right it all depends on.

what you're trying to do there's. everybody from I want to be one of the. great comics of all time to I want to. use this to get into TV and movies and. there's nothing wrong with that like I. never had a problem with people that did. stand up for a minute just so they could. launch a TV like it's not mine right. like these people who feel like because. they do stand up that they own stand up. it's like you don't people can do it for. whatever the [ __ ] reason right you got. canceled so now you got to do stand up I. get it I don't give a [ __ ] good luck I.

hope you [ __ ] you know whatever but. um I just you know. um. it all depends on what you want to do if. you want to be like a brand. um and God knows there's a lot of money. in that I think uh putting out content. you know a lot. I always compare everything I usually. I'm comparing it eventually to music or. Sports so the bands and musicians that I. like. they seemed to take time and they always.

know right when you're sitting there. going like [ __ ] man are they going to. put out another album and then bam then. they're promoting it and they're. everywhere and they do the tour and then. they're just gone. and and then they just like I feel like. live life. I find for like writing jokes I almost I. need to I need to have a lot of like be. living life like this year. you know doing this movie. um and also trying to do a stand-up tour. I found was too much I mean I loved both.

of them but to do both of them at the. same time and then try to be a dad and a. husband and all that became. um that was a lot so something had to. suffer and I feel like my ACT has been. moving like a glacier and. um. now that we just locked the movie and. all of a sudden I feel like you know. elephant or Kevin Spacey just got off my. chest right allegedly. um I feel like uh you know I went down.

to the store the other night. after having a couple two three days and. not you know put my nose to the. grindstone and my brain just felt like. empty in a good way. and I went up there and I started. riffing and I I had a just the best time. yeah and I got all like this new [ __ ]. out. and you know I did 20 minutes and it. felt like I did like five minutes was. one of those nights and um. you know like I don't know I think it.

all depends on how. you know I need that. to still be be doing stand-up at an. acceptable level other people. seem to be able to just seem to me to. just be like tireless like they can just. keep going so. to answer your question I mean I think. that's just an individual yeah thing and. and that's a tremendous amount of wasted. energy as a comedian for you to look at. another comedian and be like what the. [ __ ] they always [ __ ] it's like who. gives a [ __ ] that's what that's what.

they want to do young guys got to figure. it out like on their own how they want. to do it yeah and hating on other. comedians is part of being a young comic. that is yes sure I did that in my 20s. then you're 30s Stan hope said the. second best thing about comedy's killing. and the first best thing is sitting in. the back of the room with a bunch of. other Comics going that guy sucks. I think that was the movie you just. wrapped. how long did it take you to shoot uh we. did it in 24 days wow yeah and you did.

it all in one location. well we did it out here in La okay so. because everybody involved. um with getting the thing going you know. was married and had kids and that type. of thing so it's just like. you're writing the script where does it. take place you're like it takes place. here right here. are you when does it come out uh I don't. know yet oh that's that's all uh being. decided by the people that decide all. that stuff so um when you lock a movie. it means the editing's over yeah the.

editing is over so what we have to do. now is we have a little bit of scoring. that we have to do and we have to color. it and then there's the ADR which is. basically any uh any lines that were. either mumbled said too quickly or it. was a car driving by or a helicopter or. something so that's the last few things. you put in. and then uh then they get a release date. and then you go on the Press tour. and then it comes out and hopefully it.

you know. you know when it comes out then you yeah. you do all the. all the shows which are now like. podcasts yeah you know are you happy. with it yes very happy good. yeah yeah. um I was yeah it's it's uh we'll see I. mean we just screened it in Vegas. which you know that's America right. there everybody you can't get more. America yeah it's like everybody from. every state every political background. and people will howling and watching it. so I got I heard that it was first he.

said it's amazing like. very insanely funny it's it's funny it's. funny I don't wanna I don't over hype. anything I think if you see it you're. gonna laugh and you're gonna feel like. you got your money's worth our con you. think comedies might come back a little. bit. they've been I think it wasn't. profitable for a lot of Studios to make. them because DVD no they just got caught. up in in in all of this [ __ ] and they. listened to their lawyers and stuff. right and they think that everybody. like people out here and in New York.

they live in a bubble like it's not. they're not living in reality and it's. really hard to convey that to them and I. understand that position too because. you know the person who sits behind the. day you know you and I we do something. that bombs that [ __ ] it I got my podcast. I got my road dates whatever they get. fired that's right and they lose their. benefits they could lose their house and. God knows you know. so they're way going to be way more. conservative and they the you know the. the sky is falling is going to land with. them a lot easier so you have to have.

empathy. for them so but I just wish that they. would come on the road with us. and see what you know that people uh. are you know they have their own lives. they're too busy to give a [ __ ] yeah. well that's the thing I always said. about. there is hatred in the country for sure. but most people don't have the time most. people aren't invested in hating you. they might misunderstand you or they. might not understand things you believe. but it always seemed weird to me to.

think that they were just people that. were just stewing in their hatred of you. some of them might be but I think the. vast majority of people are busy. yeah I would say that but those and. they're also the sad thing is the vast. majority is also too busy to help. because there's no reason there's no. reason why these these uh. hate groups should exist there should be. enough. uh. uh I don't know education and I don't I. don't under I don't understand yeah.

that that you know well I think it's a. lot of people that. had a pathway to a life at a certain. point but that's become more I shouldn't. even say I don't understand that because. I grew up semi-sheltered in Boston. and there was a time you know with like. you know somebody told a racist joke or. whatever like I just I mean I I didn't. have a frame of I kind of had a frame. reference but like not enough I was just. a white kid in the suburbs so you would. laugh and there was a time where I.

thought saying racist [ __ ] you know was. like you know may just sound tough and I. didn't think I was tough so it was kind. of like that but like. you know my parents had a wide variety. of friends so I always had those. examples in my head like I don't really. believe that or whatever so I think. that's kind of like what people need. yeah and then also I think that people. need to let people grow out of [ __ ]. like because this like this whole. [ __ ] thing of going back in people's. um you know uh. Twitter accounts and all of that [ __ ].

it's just like stupid I mean there's. like [ __ ] three four years ago this. this [ __ ] that I thought or the way I. looked at the world I was just like wow. man I had that 100 wrong and. um. you know I lean left and I gotta say. watching people on the left. go back eight years in somebody's. Twitter and find one comment and be and. Define them by that to ruin them was. really a low point. and I felt that it was and a 100 abuse.

of power which was the ironic thing. is that it ends we're fighting Power by. now that we have power now we're gonna. [ __ ] abuse it and I was always. looking I was like dude if you have to. go back eight years to find this guy. being an [ __ ] yeah he's been good for. eight years for seven years he wasn't an. [ __ ] that's [ __ ] amazing because I. I've never done that well Louis said it. there's no more localized stupidity he. said that on we had him on a few weeks. ago people can't be idiots in private. get over it grow up and. that'd be the end of it people because.

everything is public now people make. their mistakes online. they make their mistakes what they gotta. stop they gotta try like when somebody. [ __ ] up the first thing you shouldn't. do I don't think the first move is let's. ruin this person yeah it's why wouldn't. you be like all right hey man you. realize when you said that that's makes. you know somebody like this feel this. way or you saying that. does this or whatever and try to like. have a conversation with them because. this whole ramming it down people's. throats it just doesn't uh it it doesn't.

work do you know these subjects are so. [ __ ] big dude and then we're not. gonna solve it on this podcast no we did. we just did did we just here's the thing. you just I am an unbelievably flawed. human being so there's only so much that. I can do well I think we're moving into. judge somebody else how how the [ __ ]. could you do what I know I've done in. the past you piece of [ __ ] reminds me of. myself six years ago. I think we're moving into an era of. people that are just trying to Live and. Let Live that's the hope I think we're.

over that I think people don't have any. bandwidth for it anymore I think people. are moving on they seem to be like. they've they've learned a lot about. other people's perspectives perhaps. um and they're just trying to say I'm a. human being I love to think that the. silent majority to me the silent. majority is the person who who can watch. a video without commenting on it that's. great those people those are the voters. they should vote. they should follow the people that I. would like running the country they.

should be like you can watch a YouTube. video even if it bothered you yeah you. still don't have to leave a con yeah if. you don't have to weigh in then you can. vote and if you've ever written in all. capital letters on YouTube yeah in a. comment you should lose your right to. vote be in jail yeah you should be in. jail what uh are you do you want after. this movie comes out you're gonna go. you're gonna do the whole thing people. are gonna comment and have to put it. back into lowercase yeah they're gonna. have they're they're gonna they're gonna. comment in uppercase now when the movie. comes out you're gonna go on the Press.

tour are you at the point now where. you've done a lot of what you wanted to. do you have a ton of specials you've. done the movie it are you getting to a. point where you go I've done a lot and. is is that scary when you go a lot of. the stuff I've wanted to do is done. like you know or is that you put me out. to pasture no I'm just saying we need. work no I'm kidding. um. no I um I like what I'm doing and I just. you know. I remember Keith Richards one time they.

said to him like Keith Jesus Christ he. wanted he was like 65. he goes how long are you going to do. this and he was just like what are you. talking about he's I'm a musician yeah. this is what I do I would do this in. front of you know 80 000 or eight people. I would still do it this is literally. what I do and it wasn't [ __ ] because. I remember one time he said something or. he was talking about he still loves like. the smell when he opens a guitar case. just the smell of the guitar yeah and. that person when the interview was like. really goes oh yeah he goes if I could. just crawl in there and close the lid I.

would. and then that's just one of those guys. like anytime he comes to town it's like. I have to see that I have to see. somebody. that loves what they do that much do it. like and that because I it if whether I. even realize it I think subconsciously. it affects you to either do what you do. better or to at least try to go find. whatever the joy is. for you your thing that makes you want. to do what he was talking about and if. people if people could connect to that. uh it would certainly be I think a.

better world if more people were happy. doing what they do. yeah I don't think I I have a lot of. issues with God and his his [ __ ]. half-assed work that he does on human. beings. are you a Believer yeah he crushed the. mountains the Prairies in the oceans and. then he just slapped human beings. together dude if he was making cars the. amount of recalls yeah. the amount of bailouts he would have to. get on the federal government but he did. a great job with the setting the set is.

beautiful like the sushi restaurant yeah. he created the vibe yeah am I a Believer. I mean yeah yeah I mean maybe there's. something but I don't think it cares. yeah I think it's moved on whatever the. [ __ ] it is that's an interesting thing. I've never heard that but that's. actually makes a lot of sense that. whatever it is has moved on. I think it's like a crazy painter yeah. missing an ear and it's just like yeah. it's an earth man it's just [ __ ]. groovy let's put some rings on this one. yeah do it and they'll have DJs and.

sushi restaurants yeah he's just in his. bare feet painting where uh where are. you on tour next. are you going back out or are you yeah I. know I have I have 13 dates left. I think I go there's a run I do uh where. I do one of those places is Peoria. Illinois which is amazing because that's. Richard Pryor's uh Hometown that's great. you know only took him [ __ ] forever. to get a statue of him up there. um playing Chicago I know I have Idaho.

coming up Colorado Springs I know I have. uh. uh New Orleans I have coming up. uh you know a bunch of. bunch of fun places to go to and I've. been to all of these I literally have a. thing in in my in my phone called places. to go yeah in my notes and I just have. all these restaurants. cigar bars and uh. [ __ ] to do in every town I've ever been. in over the years yeah. so uh that's kind of what I do to stay.

out of trouble when I'm out there well. listen I really appreciate you coming on. I know you're busy when does I wish I. could see the movie can you send me. something that I can watch if I don't. share it. yeah okay thank you. because I just love to watch it okay. yeah I appreciate I was you asked me to. do like a little thing in it but I was. in Australia I appreciate oh that's. right yes that's right yeah I appreciate. that you know it had a kind of cop or. whatever role it was probably like a. dock worker but.

no yeah okay you actually I think the. roles you give me [ __ ] oh because I was. flipping out in my car okay and then you. sort of watch it like you're not. involved you don't have a dog in the. fight yeah but I just and then I try to. get you to agree with my position and. you do not okay. well we could do that again thank you. for coming on I appreciate it any time I. appreciate it man yeah for sure I. appreciate that you asked me so much. deep [ __ ] that you thought I actually uh. well but you you you said a lot of great. [ __ ].

that's keyword in that is not great it's. [ __ ] but yeah I said a lot of [ __ ] all. we say is [ __ ] but I opened my pie hole. and stuff came out of it's great we get. paid to talk right so you know and talk. in a fun way. speaking of which here's an old guy. thing to help out young people don't you. don't need an agent. to get involved in your podcast money. you hear that Justin sorry yeah like. these I have these kids man that they're. getting this [ __ ] with the agencies are. going to be like oh you know we'll get.

you advertising they're just gonna. promise you the [ __ ] Moon so they can. be they can get their foot in the door. that you pay them on the podcast and as. far as I know that'll be like you. booking a series that never ends that's. right and they're gonna even if you. leave that agency they're gonna get your. money forever that's right what gets you. advertising money is you and your talent. and getting [ __ ] listeners don't give. your [ __ ] podcast away don't give. your [ __ ] ownership of your podcast. away there's no reasons for agents to be. sticking their hands in this [ __ ].

that's there you go see that I stand by. Bill Burr all right and we agree thank. you so much good night everybody. there we go.