Biden's Mumbles & Dance Moms | The Tim Dillon Show #399

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show congratulations President. Trump I guess let me be the first to let. me be the first to say that because it. does seem somewhat uh inevitable perhaps. we save money on the election no uh I. don't know of course not there's a lot. there's a long way to go there's a long. way to go as Joe Biden has reminded us. uh there's a long way to go um uh it. doesn't feel that long especially when. you consider how quickly the summer.

ghost it it's going to be over tomorrow. you will be at a Halloween party. tomorrow it just this because this is. the best time of the year the best time. of the year is the time of the year that. is the most ephemeral meaning fleeting. the times you hate like if if if this. was going on in January from January to. May is an eternity it's an absolute. eternity from here to the fall is very.

quick it's very very quick and. um the president seems to be they've now. Frozen $90. million these big donors have Frozen 90. million so that he is not going to be. able to use it because many of the big. money players are getting nervous we. talked about this last week got all. these people in the hand at a fundraiser.

Jill goes up and talks about nothing. this is a few days after the. debate Biden comes on talks for seven. minutes he's there to reassure everybody. that he's good hey I'm good was a bad. night it was a cold hey I'm fine that. was you know he talked for seven minutes. at that fundraiser and left and I knew a. few people that were in that yard and. they were like that was not comforting. no one felt comforted I do like the.

things he's doing where he whispers uh. very forcefully and he like gets and. he's like and you know what's gonna. happen nothing I like that there's. something. about an elderly person who's determined. my grandmother was kind of like this at. the end they would go go to the hospital. and she would sit there and drink her. Scotch sit in the chair and she' goes. get away.

there's something about an old person at. the end Hanging On To Life. bitterly it's I like it like I I it feel. it makes me feel alive I like seeing and. some people would call it elder abuse. and that's fine but I personally kind of. enjoy seeing this. man well past his prime. demand that people recognize that he is. on Earth and that he is alive.

live it's very similar there was a show. called Dance. Moms okay this is American. politics get it up show them dance mom. show them Abby Le Miller the great Abby. Lee Miller who's out of jail now and. cancer free she's cancer free show them. Abby Lee get Abby Lee Miller That's Abby. Lee Miller this show Abby Lee Miller the. show Dance Moms was this fat lady who. would scream at children eight-year-olds.

nyear old and they would have breakdowns. they would cry look at her can we play. any of this or would it be what is a. problem right they come right they come. right to the studio kill us okay well we. can't play this Abby Lee Miller would. get all of these girls these young. children and demand that they do these. dance routines and not make one mistake. and if they made one mistake they knew.

you would see their faces they knew it. was. over she would bring them back and I. like the show because I like to see. greatness demanded of children I think. it's good there's something about. demanding greatness of The Young and the. old that I kind of like so Abby Lee. Miller of. fatbat would bring these girls back and. scream at them and then scream at their. mother she'd go you made a mistake in. the group routine look look at me.

McKenzie look at me right. now get off your mother's lap stand. there and look at me McKenzie it is not. looking good for you and then these kids. would cry they would cry because they're. now obviously dance is competitive and. whatnot I'm not talking about the. morality of this it seemed rather amoral. like it wasn't you know good but these. kids now are are kind of rich and fine. most of them right one of them might be. dead I don't know JoJo siwa might have. been one of them but I don't know she's.

the lunatic who I I I'm getting really. in the weeds it's not where we want to. be we're circling it back my point is. that you see was JoJo siwa on Dance Moms. yes that was a good poll so she was on. Dance Moms so okay so it's not all good. right there some of them went really. left and it's not great JoJo C was that. girl she dresses up like Satan she. dresses up like Kiss The Rock Band Kiss. and she's like. hell she a terrifying lesbian look at. this.

so that's what happened to some of them. undan moms but then some of them are. fine my point is this she would scream. and yell at these girls and they were so. terrified and they would have to go out. and do this dance routine and they could. not make one mistake one deviation they. could not if it w if they were supposed. to go to the left and they went even. just like hesitated and maybe thought. maybe should I go to the right she would. just break them down you see that girl. crying right there JoJo see she would. just break these girls down down that.

was watching that Biden press conference. here's a guy who who is Way Beyond the. age that this type of pressure pressure. should be put on him Way Beyond the age. that he should have any he should just. be sitting like it's where I'm at out. east on Long Island right now people. have these lazy lives they wake up they. swim in their pool they go to the Farm. Stand they get a tomato they slice a. tomato they eat it to put a little salt. on it they eat a tomato sit in their.

yard they read half of a chapter of a. book they go to bed at 9: that's. literally what his life should be. instead he's at the the [ __ ] G7 G8 G7. where is he he's get the NATO. Summit and this is the most high stakes. thing that anyone would ever have to do. let alone a guy at his age and it is. kind of the show Dance Moms where like. you. have they just he's got the same face. that those kids had before they did the. routine they're like [ __ ] Christ I.

can't let this fat [ __ ]. down if I let this fat [ __ ] down my. life is over they kicked me off the. competition team and if I'm off the. competition team I'm not competing and. if I'm not competing what do I have left. to do except get pregnant and take pills. and that's really Biden's like if I'm if. I leave if I stop competing I'm dead if. I'm out of the White House I just. disintegrate and die every article about. like what a schmuck I am how [ __ ] I.

gave the country back to Trump and he. and he's miserable I feel for the guy a. little bit not a lot not a lot but a. little but I like seeing there's. something about and that's why the show. Dance Moms was fun because you watch the. kids and you're like don't [ __ ] up don't. [ __ ] up you know what happens if you. McKenzie you know what happens if you. [ __ ] up Mackenzie [ __ ] up lot I don't.

know why she was just not if this. routine is not dialed in you're all. going to get the wrath of Abby Miller so. Joey B let's play some let's play some. highlights from this very high stakes. press. conference that the president because. some of my favorites are the. forceful whisper where he goes and he. gets right up in the mic and he goes and. you know what.

and you know what I'll only leave if God. Almighty comes down and tells me and you. know what he ain't coming he ain't. coming let's see some of the highlights. he now he introduced zalinski as Putin. he introduced Camala Harris he talked. about her uh and he said president Trump. he said vice president Trump he. misspeaks quite often which again inde. dependent of everything else would you. just be like a flub be like a oh this. guy's a flub he flubs but then you have.

the staring off in a space the weak. voice not quite knowing where he is. losing his place you know so let's see. some of the highlights this is some of. the highlights from the current. president leader of the Free World Joe. bidon and now I want to hand it over to. the president of Ukraine who has as much. courage as he has determination ladies. and gentlemen President. Putin President Putin I'm gonna beat. President Putin president. zinski I'm so focused on beating Putin. we got to worry about it anyway Mr.

President I'm better you are a hell of. I'm better can you believe by the way. can you believe think about being. zalinski right now zelinsky's whole. country has been torn apart because he's. been given these assurances that the. United States is going to stand by him. no matter what okay can you imagine that. zalinski look at his face he knows do. that face that zinski is making is. perfect because he knows he's put all. his faith in this.

Administration and he's being introduced. as President Putin he knows he goes this. is over he goes this is bad and the. Ukraine is it's it's been you know this. has been a war that's been raging for. years and then this poor guy is. standing on the [ __ ] like this is a. this solinsky's face is the face of. every mortgage broker in. 2007 like no matter they know it's over.

they know it's about to end and who's. ever on stage whatever CEO of any. company when I was working in that time. they would have all these you know. meetings they'd get up at like the. Huntington Hilton and they would do a. meeting and they'd go the fundamentals. of the company are strong we believe the. mar and then months later it was like. everybody get out you're all fired we. have no money and that's coming and he. knows he knows that what's coming is not. good because what he the man he is.

relying on and the administration he's. relying on for money is introducing him. as President Putin at the NATO Summit. and then he goes I'm better it's like. he's trying to do like a fun comedic. thing because he was a comedian I mean. by the way this is the sloppiest CIA. thing ever he was a. comedian on a show where he played the. president people don't even know this I. bring this up people look at me and.

they're like what they don't even know. zalinski was the the. president on a show like a comedy show. in the Ukraine and The Darlings yeah it. was called servant of the people after a. Ukrainian High School teacher tiate. against government corruption goes viral. on social media he finds himself the. country's new. president the satirical comedy Stars.

volodimir zalinski before he took office. as the president of the Ukraine so can. you IM. like say what you want about Russia say. what you want about Putin say what you. want about it I don't want to live there. I like where I live but imagine being. the president of Russia and and looking. at the and going okay the CIA is not. going to do this you're not going to. pick a. comedian and install them as the. president of the Ukraine this is like.

the. sloppiest most low effort thing anyone's. everever. seen these Darlings in Langley Virginia. were like you know what let's let's just. hey the country knows who he is already. they're comfortable with him as the. president let's just put it you. know can you imagine like Putin sitting. I don't know where he is he's in Sochi. or I don't know where his Palace is or. whatever he's sitting there maybe he's. in Kremlin maybe he's and come up to him. they go hey um so listen the FSB is.

reporting that they're act they're going. to try to get uh they're going to. they're pushing zalinski volodimir zalin. and then Putin goes wait a minute I I. must have misheard you you mean the. actor on the show Putin probably even. watch they're like this guy is an actor. on the show he's he plays the president. and somehow now he's going to be the. president of the Ukraine and Putin's.

just like staring going we're not we. can't we're not this is not happening. we're not going to do this we're not. going to do this and by the. way everybody who is you know because I. I it's the summer you see more people. you talk to more people you hear more. people what a. blessing and I just had my family over. there of course weren't talking about. the Ukraine they were too busy eating. pencil bites but um but people I've been. speaking to are all like you know it's. all it's all you know about NATO and.

Russia and NATO we got to stay in well. NATO is what keeps everybody safe when. you go to bed at night you're safe. because of. NATO you know that woman who just got. decapitated in Venice California and. raped to. death where was NATO like it's it's the. people who don't care at all about the. safety of the actual places you live are. telling you that the safety of the world. depends on America continuing to police. the world because Russia is just.

apparently just wreaking havoc all over. Europe which of course again there's no. facts there what is seemingly. destabilizing the political situation in. Europe is migration every European. election is about the migrant crisis. every single one all the gains made by. right-wing populists in Europe are based. on the migrant crisis immigration it's. not about Russia it's not about Vladimir. Putin going through Europe he doesn't. have forces amassed on the borders of.

all these European countries the. political situation in those countries. is. deteriorating uh you know based on. people's response to the mass migration. of people from one part of the world to. another you may agree with it you may. think it's good you might love it you. might hate it you might think it's bad. but it's you can't argue that it is the. singular issue that has destabilized. Europe more than anything else certainly. more than Russia.

but I'm just looking at this guy. zelinsky's. face when Biden. goes welcome to President Putin because. we he he he's he understands now that. like this was a weapons uh sale the. Ukraine war for us for them it's a war. for their independence and you know God. bless I mean again I I'm not like I feel. terrible that anyone's dying in any War. I don't want them to die but for our.

government the sweethearts in our. government honey pie hey honey pie all. the sweeties and honey pie CU it's a. summer I'm trying to be sweet all the. sugar honey iced. te uh you know like for them it's just a. weapon sale and what NATO is primarily. for them is a weapons uh sales catalog. it's catalog it's like Lan end you've. got a lanen catalog in your house you. open it up you're like that raincoat's. nice L end is a catalog for white people.

it comes to their house they open it up. and they see white people doing white. things walking Labs uh sailing being by. their Lakehouse walking on the beach get. a lanen c get lanen and hit image so L. end is just white people being white and. his catalogs that go to the house there. it is and then they have a very white. black girl as well that's lovely um but. it's a catalog where they want white. people to just buy you know it'll be.

like uh right there you go well lands. that right fishing and all this stuff. NATO is a weapons catalog it is a. catalog that comes to every country in. NATO once a month and they go do what. which one do you want what would you. like what do you what what missile are. you in for this month you got to get. something it's catalog it just comes in.

did NATO come yeah we got it I like this. and what NATO because NATO is just a. defense Alliance an. alliance and it was very understandable. after World War II and there's parts of. it that probably make a lot of sense. today I think the expanding it all over. the world and pushing it in Russia and. China's face not so. good but NATO. itself what it is functionally is it it. it's it's when you get join NATO you buy.

your weapons from. NATO approved weapons manufacturers it's. slan End come and get a collared shirt. don't you want a collared shirt get some. khakis what are those shorts they all. wear the Nantucket Reds and all that. crap it's l'sen so. NATO is a. weapons uh manufacturing uh Alliance. where people go buy the weapon from our. people and then point them in the.

direction of the country that you. anticipate you're going to go to war. with next this is the whole Ukraine war. what the whole thing's about the ukra. they all thought that they Ukraine would. join NATO and get a bunch of missiles. and then point them at Moscow and. Vladimir Putin would be like this. [ __ ] comedian I love him I love him. he is so. funny but instead of course you have a. bloody and terrible War now of course. many people have been telling me I'm. wrong about all this they are wrong and.

isn't that fun but that's what it is so. Joe Biden is at the NATO Len catalog. weapons conference pledging that he will. continue to sell weapons to everyone. Under the Sun for any reason he's giving. 500 pound bombs to Israel now let me. explain to you because a lot of people. have educated me on this too all of the. footage coming out of Gaza there people. are saying is fake like we are being. totally manip. and when Israel kills a baby I'm being.

told it's it's not a real. baby no I'm well why are you mad at me. are you why would you be mad at me I'm. the messenger do you don't kill the. messenger that's not nice when you see a. baby go Kaboom it's actually not a real. baby it's fake baby and you're being. propaganda you might look at this and. say massive loss of life some would say. genocide but actually it's not it's. actually just a collection of old.

movies that you're watching and it's not. true it's a lot of like Independence. Day no it's just pulls the first Batman. with Michael Keaton they're just showing. you things but this is the argument this. is what people say people told me this. they go actually that footage is not. real I go what do you mean they go well. a footage it's actually heavily doctored. and manipulated they're actually they're. actually showing you videos of other. times is. kill them and they're editing it now but.

it so people just you know so Biden is. sending 500 lb bombs to Israel. now can you get up where Biden says he's. not sending 2,000 pound bombs to Israel. it's the greatest thing ever he goes. we're just sending 500 lb. bombs and I'm not trying to [ __ ] up. anybody's money out there with my dumb. little show I'm just telling you what. exactly is happening when we talk about. NATO talk about at NATO like it we talk.

about NATO like it's some type of like. uh like I don't know like a summer. Retreat we're all going on yeah we're. here at the NATO conference good to see. my Bros I [ __ ] love you Poland what. up it's [ __ ] NATO it's a it's a. weapons Manu it's a it's a a. ring of weapons manufacturers that all. happen to have offices in the Virginia. and the DC. and I'm not saying people don't need.

weapons or that we shouldn't have. weapons but like let's just be honest. about what all of these things are just. it's like this is NATO is not like a. high school. reunion they're they're putting it out. there like it's some type of like we'll. rented a big lake house and we're going. to have a [ __ ] crazy reunion it's. NATO NATO's a defense Alliance it's fine. I get it but when you when you when you. when you talk about NATO and you. understand why well why NATO potentially.

makes the world in certain areas. volatile or unstable it's because NATO. is going around a country is going buy. these. weapons and point them at him and then. when that that guy starts going nuts. they go what's wrong with him he's sick. he's sick he's actually. sick he's a dictator he's evil he's. going to get it and you go but you just. sold you're what what are we all we're.

all supposed to be like yeah that's the. way it is that's actually the way it is. we're the good guys they're the bad guys. it's 2003 all over again put them all in. Afghanistan put them all there we're. going to put them all in Iraq and then. they'll never attack us but they didn't. really attack us shut. up G to put them all the Afghan need a. mall well actually we're kind of. attacked by the Saudi Arabia shut up you. okay okay let's watch a little bit of. this Joey.

Bing down will help you find the bad. guys s war and Company and I by the way. just stop for a second just stop for a. second this is It's do you realize that. none of it changes from George W bush. through every like it's some are more. eloquent than but it's like the same. thing there's Aon get the bad guys where. are the bad guys you want to find the. bad guys now simore is a bad guy we get. it Ismael.

senoir or is it Ismael hania isma hania. runs a political arm of um Hamas Yaya. sinir is. the guy on the ground planning things. both full disclosure both are patrons of. my show patreon.com to D show so I don't. and again it's I mean it's you know our. audience is huge and it includes a lot. of people so that's. Yaya sinore so I'm not saying he's not a. big guy but the it's the the way that.

our government talks to us I mean it's. like this is like explaining something. to I my godson is three we would not. treat him this way we would explain to. him things but keep keep going sorry. sorry all this criticism about I. wouldn't provide when the the weapons. they needed I I'm not providing them. 2,000lb bombs they cannot be used in. Gaza or any populated area without. causing great human tragedy and damage.

but we remember what happened when when. you had the attack on. Israel from with rockets and in and. ballistic missiles sounds good I I was. able to unite the Arab Nations as well. as as well as Europe and nothing. happened nothing got hurt it s it sent. an incredible lesson to what was going. on from the Middle East so there's a lot. of things retrospect I wish I had been.

able to convince the Israelis to do but. the bottom line is we have a chance now. it's time to end this war doesn't mean. walk away from going after sinir and. Hamas and if you notice you know better. than most there is a growing. dissatisfaction in on the West Bank from. the Palestinians about Hamas Hamas is. not popular yeah we get it we get it. Hamas is not popular I know that okay. uh Taylor Swift is popular I'm aware of.

what popularity is I know Hamas is not. they can't sell any tickets you think. you put Hamas Up Against sias tour of. course not we get it um one of my but by. the way he is sending them get this. article up he's sending them 500 pound. bombs so let's get this up now I'm not. smart I'm not a smart guy you know me. I'm a dummy dum dum dummy. Dums now let me ask a question of. everybody cuz I I just hung out with a. bunch of kids from Harvard this weekend.

they were a lot smarter than me truly I. I'll admit that some of them some of. them not all of them some of them were. they probably smarter than me. functionally smarter than me okay we are. not sending 2,000 bombs to Israel. however we are sending 500 pound bombs. what. if follow the logic follow this what if. they were to use four of. them see what I mean see how easy you. can get to 2,000 lb bombs from.

500 see interesting I'm not a. mathematician I'm. not I was somewhere I'm not going to say. where but I was somewhere and a a woman. came up to me she because I want to. thank you my mother loves you because. you always speak out for Palestine I. said Thank you and I don't say anything. C all I'm saying is that we should we. should all I have said about this whole. thing truly is that we should kick the. Muslims and the Jews out and give the. area back to the Christians that's been.

my consistent position that you take my. fat aunt and my fat uncle and put them. on a Carnival Cruise Ship and sail them. there and they can get out and they can. walk around Gaza with Triscuits and. potato chips and onion dip and and. Marvel at the sights of the Holy Land I. have said that the Jews and the Muslims. have both lost the ability to to I'm. just sick of it the Christians are. coming back that's been my position but.

no the was very nice woman who said that. to me and you I did and by the. way everyone who particip and who is. watching my mukbang for Gaza where I ate. a bunch of hummus and I kind of fell. asleep on the couch but still thank you. because it is it's it's something that. I've done mukbang for Gaza me and Trish. pis might nail that down mukbang for. Gaza because I want to do something and. what am I going to do well what am I. going to do I can't protest at an Ivy.

League school I don't even attend one or. is Biden would say I don't attend I. don't attend one I. don't get up where he is can I be a NATO. we're gonna get to a point where. individuals can be a nit people are. going to get so rich not me but others. will get so rich they are in NATO. they're going to be like NATO is Poland. Finland the UK the us and Jamie Diamond.

the CEO of Chase he's in NATO as well he. has a nuke very soon they will have. nukes like Bezos will have a nuke Bezos. is going to be the next country admitted. into NATO by the way they're gonna be. like we can't keep you safe unless you. join NATO you join NATO. now by the way I will say this uh get up. where Biden's talking please get up. where he's talking about people getting. shot in America it's the greatest thing. in the world this is the funniest thing. ever Biden starts losing it because like. a man in at his Advanced age Biden and.

this is the most interesting thing to. watch and by the way this does like I. don't want to have sex with elderly. people that is kind of sick I forget. what they call it I think it's jant. toila or something but there is. something I have an appreciation of the. elderly that other people don't have. I've always liked the elderly the. elderly keep theater going because no. one goes to see plays or or or you know. what I mean yeah Geron tofil I don't. have that I don't have sex with elderly. but I'll tell you this I W I do like.

that the elderly keep theater going. certain restaurants are only good. because of the elderly the elderly does. serve a purpose in American life and I. think we need to like keep them around. I'm not one of these guys who's like. just anti- old people I I do believe in. the. elderly but what's interesting about the. elderly is they have flashes of Rage. they get angry and they My grandmother.

used to have think she would her Scotch. to you hear the ice clinking in her. scotch and she'd go if you keep eating. so much you're not going to be able to. fit through the. door that's what she would say and I. mean the woman was hilarious she would. go I'd come in with a bag of McDonald's. and start taking things out she'd go you. should get one thing and I go why she. goes cuz you're one. person she was always enraged. you and your mother are.

disgusting you just go out to eat and. you just sit there and you eat for hours. it's. disgusting she was great like the old. are great because they're at they're. they're almost there they're almost at. the Finish Line whatever it is and what. is left who is left to impress who is. left that's why it's so hard to get this. [ __ ] guy out because he goes so what. so what. my next ACT is literally death leave me.

I'm g go anywhere and they're gonna have. to send in Pelosi and Obama they're. gonna have to send in people to sit him. down and go Joe and hold his hand and. get him there they got to get him across. the Finish Line they're gonna have to. get him there but let's watch him kind. of lose his mind now about now this was. appropo of nothing I I don't really know. where this came this it was clearly. obvious that he had the questions. beforehand in the press conference also. the media was asking you you know they. were pointed questions they weren't like.

the most aggressive I don't think anyone. asked why there was a Parkinson doctor. in the White House 10 times but so now. watch this answer it's the craziest. thing I've ever heard but I I like the. passion I kind of like it that I think. we have to finish and how we can't. afford to lose what we've done or. backslide on civil rights civil. liberties women's rights that little. button we. have control guns not girls. me the idea we're sitting around that's.

where common is so good as well we're. sitting around more. children are killed by a bullet than any. other cause of death the United States. of America what the hell are we doing. what are we doing we got a candidate say. promis the N don't worry I'm not going. to do anything I'm not going to do. anything you got a supreme court that is. what you might call the most conserv. Court in American. history this is ridiculous there's so.

much we can do still and I'm determined. to get it done it's about freedom and by. the way I'll end this like well I'm not. going to do that Haley has has to come. up too but. the I remember I made a speech on. Democracy yes in Philadelphia in. Independence. Hall and I'm not being critical critical. just observe it the bulk of the press.

what the hell is he talking about that. for democr he did democracy is not an. issue democracy is not an issue except. the polling data showed 60% of the. people knew I was right thought I was. right I'm not asking you a question you. don't have to answer obviously see he's. I mean this is this is like if this was. your grandfather or something it would. be tough the fact that he's the. president. the reason that you know I'm on I don't.

I don't feel any kind of shock about any. of this is that we all knew this and it. was obvious to most people and not to. repeat I don't want to keep repeating. all the time but like this we we all. know this is like if a bunch of people. decided to rob a bank and then one of. them got caught and then all of those. people decided that it was actually that. person's idea and they were the only. person who did it I mean this is this is. a been a con forever everybody got. caught and then everybody's decided to. throw him under the bus I think him and. Jill are like hey man you guys knew what.

was going on you knew how bad it was and. now you're all turning on us and [ __ ]. you [ __ ] you we all robbed that bank we. all ran into the bank together this guy. got caught and now everybody's turning. on him Ben Affleck's 18-year-old. daughter uh has lost her mind as. uh which again that's here's the thing. when you're a child of a celebrity it's. it there's nothing good that that can. happen here's what happens when you're a. child of a celebrity by the way or any.

really successful. person. um it's very very very difficult to have. any normaly in your life so I'm not. attacking this woman if she identifies. as a woman and I don't know I imagine. she does it is very difficult to live. any type of normal human life when your. father is Ben afflac it's not easy now. many people would go yeah but don't feel. bad for her they're [ __ ] rich and I.

get it I'm not saying feel bad for her. I'm saying the psychosis that you're. witnessing here is because you know it's. been difficult. now let's watch her by the way the most. well adjusted celebrity child is like. Chad. Hayes he's. like I mean truly the Tom Hanks is like. white r person son who speaks in a. Jamaican pis is like the best celebrity.

kid I've ever. seen most of the because no he's like. the best because here's the thing you're. either a nepo baby where like you're. given a job right like neppo babies are. just they do the things their parents. did and some of them are good at. it some of them are actually really good. at doing the work their parents used to. do because they grew up around it and. they've been you know everybody's. enraged at nepo babies everybody's like.

these [ __ ] neppo babies yeah I get. it's. annoying it's annoying is this a list of. nepo babies yes. yeah can you read some of their names or. can I see some of their names I just. can't uh this is Maya Hawk that's Ethan. Hawk's daughter um this is Lily Rose. Depp which is Johnny Depp and model's. daughter Lily what's her name something. Kravitz Zoe Kravitz um and then that the. cocaine actor from the ' 80s his son is. on that show um call in Dennis something.

okay but yeah and by the way I I I what. am I mad at this am I gonna be angry. people get people in my business the. entertainment business get angry at. neppo babies because they they're. they're they are. enraged that these people had an easier. path to success which is true but. somewhat avoidable if you grow up and.

your father or mother is a famous actor. or actress and you watch them and you. meet the directors and you are in that. world there is a chance not always but. there is a chance and if you're taking. active classes from a a young age that. you're good some of these neppo babies. are actually good. so I don't know what to I saw a play in. New York recently and it was uh Warren. Batty's granddaughter I believe was it. granddaughter or daughter granddaughter. who cares granddaughter was in the play.

and she was really. good you know what I mean so what are. what are you supposed to. do you're supposed to walk out and go. well that was Warren Batty's. granddaughter [ __ ] her you you just go. she was really. good it was Annette Benning and Warren. batty that was her right is it was yeah. yeah so it's it's a Warren batty and. Annette benning's daughter Ella batty. she was really good in this play in New.

York what are you going to. do yeah she killed it in the play dude. she was great what am I supposed to am I. supposed to walk out of the play go that. rooll should have went to my friend my. friend should have got. it now listen it yeah some Talent gets. transferred through jeans to the. children not all Talent. does but some of it does but here's the.

big problem when none of it does when. none of it does they are [ __ ] meaning. if none of the talent from mom or dad. goes into the baby it's a. problem now I like ched. Hanks Chad. Hayes he's done very well considering. none of Tom hanks's Talent is present in. ched haes none from what I see I'm not.

saying he's not a nice guy I I I I'm not. saying his music doesn't have. some you know it's not fun to put on I'm. sure it is but let's be very honest Tom. Hanks level of talent and ched. Hanks there's there's not that so for. that I think he's handled it very well. he's handled it kind of well even though. he is Jamaican. he's like a white Jamaican but it's it's.

it's okay because he's like a nice I. think he's like a nice guy if you met. him he's concerned about that white boy. summer being used by racists he's like I. came up with white boy this looks like. every guy I grew up with un Long Island. I feel like he's not a bad guy he is I. friends at friends with him he's a good. guy no he's this is what I mean none of. Tom hanks's Talent entered that body. sorry it just is what it is it's just. what it is now so there's some kids. sitting around going I my parents are.

some of the most talent I look at my two. parents and I go well of course I'm the. way I am like thank God I can do this if. you looked at my two parents God love. them but you would not I was not. expecting to get a waterfall of talent. and. skill from my parent I just wasn't my. mother was a swim teacher God L her and. my father sold wine nice people didn't. abuse me didn't put cigarettes out on me. weren't completely present for my. childhood both of them kind of more.

raised by you know the streets but the. streets were you know families that you. know I found fun families that you know. I liked who were were also terrible. parents like I had a adopted parents. were also not good but my point is that. how frustrating it must be to be a. person whose parents are like gorgeous. and very talented and to not have it. to go what happened.

here so we have Ben Affleck's daughter. now who's the mother who did they do how. did they do this Jennifer. Garner Jennifer Garner who's. like hot and very talented she was on. that show Alias that my mother used to. watch it turned my mother into a. schizophrenic it. did that show Alias my mother used to. watch it and while eating Wendy's. became a. schizophrenic I can I call Morgan and.

Morgan so Jennifer Garner and Ben. Affleck are your parent you imagine if. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have a. kid what are we imagining. model act like like you know and I'm not. saying this this daughter is bad-looking. this girl is not a badl looking girl but. she something happened here let's take a. look at what is going on here. something's if your parents are Ben. Affleck and Jennifer Garner I don't know. what you should be doing life but it's. not this hi Violet Affleck Los Angeles.

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well you know this is what H this is. kind of what happens when your parents. are very talented people and you're. going what happened what happened you. know what I mean that girl should be in. London she should be living in London. right now she should have a fake British. accent she should be trying to be an. actress she should be like living with. like a. lord you know what I mean she should be. doing doing. nothing and I get it she's trying to.

save everybody and get everyone to put. masks back on it is funny though it is. it really is one it's like when you're a. kid of a celebrity it's one of two it's. one of two it's like nepple baby you're. in the thing you're in the machine. you're talented or it's whoa It's like. way the other way you know it's way the. other way it it she it's GNA be. interesting to see what that generation. does and I I tend to believe my cultural. prediction have always been the 80s are. coming back uh getting in shape is.

coming back people being more. financially responsible as coming back. religion seems to be coming back for the. good and the bad of that um I think uh. the suburbs are coming back I think. Zoomers have watched a watched a bunch. of Millennials pour into cities and. follow their dreams and all those people. are broke because many of those people. wanted to work work in some creative. adjacent field they wanted to work in.

the media they wanted to you know pursue. something that quote unquote made them. happy and I think people are seeing that. they all are mired in student loan debt. and they're all in their mid to late 30s. and some of their lives are a mess some. of them are in their early 40s and. Zoomers are looking at this and going I. don't know maybe it's just better to be. a roofer and live in the suburbs and get. a hot wife and procreate Young. and I think that that's the new trend. that I see coming back what my.

prediction cultural culturally is that. the new thing coming is. pragmatism I believe pragmatism is. coming back I've had a lot of I've been. mediating on this and thinking about it. because I think a lot I should be doing. other things frankly but I'm thinking. about it and the the people that I talk. to uh of all ages are starting to.

embrace what I call some type of realism. even on issues like the Ukraine and. stuff like that there seems to be more. of a desire amongst young people. to. embrace ideologies that are. not inherently contradictory and complex. it's it's we're kind of going back to. basic doesn't mean bad simple can be.

very good and we've overco complicated. life and I think people are starting to. realize that and they're starting to go. I don't need all this crap I don't need. this this the things that convey status. no longer do the idea that having all of. this stuff is going to make me happy or. pursuing this.

dream that I really if I get honest with. myself don't really want to do there's a. lot of people they don't know they just. move to be they move to Brooklyn to be. different but they don't know what that. is they don't know what work goes into. that and they just spend a lot of time. drinking and hanging out and standing. around and one of their friends get. successful and they're I am so happy for. you I love you I love you I'm so happy I. love that for you it's so exciting are.

you going to her book. party and and and and then eventually. they just go I just want to get [ __ ]. down by a roofer and live in the suburbs. and eat out of cans you know but I think. that's going away through the cans but I. mean I think people are is pragmatism. might come. back people might start understanding. that like you know there life isn't we. keep trying to.

reinvent everything and technology for. sure has complicated life and there's a. lot of benefits to it but as it's. complicated life I think people. themselves have seen their own mental. health deteriorate the collective mental. health of society deteriorate they've. seen people explaining things to them. that don't really make any. sense how many Hoops do you you have to. jump through to talk about the.

Discrimination you know that pregnant. men face that pregnant the society. hasn't done enough for pregnant men you. have to really jump through hoops it's. not easy it's not it's not peanut butter. and jelly yum yum good it's like sit. down so you have to start using words. that were made up 10 years ago you have. to start inventing classes of people. that don't really exist or exist. very small numbers and then blowing.

their stories up to be indicative and. representative of things that they're. not and so I think people are kind of V. I don't think by the way I don't think. this is inherently a political thing I. think the right does this too I think. they do it in their own way with their. own people they have their own. victimhood is so attractive there's a. lot of people right now that it's like. you know the hangover of like the. anti-white male stuff which is like not. really going on that much anymore unless. you go look for it and so the people.

that are kind of still living in 2020. still talking about woke it's woke out. there it's like not it's swinging the. other way like just you got to relax. folks like the idea that every nobody we. freedom of speech shut. up nobody's stopping you from. talking yes there was a time people were. losing their jobs their livelihood but. we get it I I was a guy in the Forefront. of telling everybody we shouldn't do.

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easy streamline your life make it easy. but I think pragmatism is coming back I. think young people are going to start. understanding like yeah I could move. into a city and pay an exorbitant amount. for rent and try to be uh famous which. is dumb and it has very little currency. left Fame by the way there very little. currency left which is good it's good. ultimately I mean it's been destroyed. it's been destroyed people have. destroyed it they've made everyone.

famous you know Andy warhall everyone. will be famous for 15 minutes we've seen. it we get it so that has declined and. then money is is it always retains value. in the sense everybody wants to have. money but people now are so rich that. being Uber Rich seems silly and. ridiculous now it seems. kind of pathetic like this show owning.

Manhattan with Ryan sirant this real. estate agent who was a soap opera actor. all of these shows about real estate. should all start like this hi I'm a. failed actor I embrace real estate. because I'm good-look and not that. intelligent real estate's about having. social intelligence and applying. pressure to people at the right times I. have a sociopathic fanatical work ethic. but this is not my first choice I wanted. to do something else but I'm not I. didn't so I didn't make it so now I'm.

just opening doors and showing people. Terraces and that's fine because I could. be doing something much worse than this. okay like selling drugs or producing. child porn but I'm not I'm a real estate. agent but that's where what Realtors are. it's second and third choice careers of. incredibly it's it's the Damned real. estate agents they're the. Damned so there's this show owning. Manhattan where this guy and it's like. the 35th show they've done about people.

buying these. apartments and and. houses can we watch this trailer or will. they come here and kill us no it's. promoting them we can play a bit of it. watch how dumb this all by the way I'm. I'm not even number one I hope all of. this ends with like violence against. Realtors I really do like I hope this. trend of reality television ends where. like I and and they say that like. a third of the Jews in Europe are not. saying they're Jews which I'm not for I. don't like that everyone say who you are.

but if but by the way if that was. realtor like if a third of realtors in. America were afraid to say they were. Realtors because people would be violent. and deal with them violently I would. think that was. great look how. stupid they have made wealth look in. this trailer to the point where it's. like I'm kind of embarrassed for. everybody and I drive a a Bentley with.

the seats that look like candy canes I'm. saying this I'm a lunatic who believes. that with money you should do s silly. fun [ __ ] I think fashion is silly. there's nothing worse in people who. really think they look good you know. what I mean you're either hot or you're. not fashion should be fun and silly so. I'm say I'm not a guy that like believes. you should hide your money or hide your. but even me saying that look how. [ __ ] started this dumb show is go. after selling real estate for 12 years I.

decided to start my own company and if. you can't sell you can't be. here Welcome to New York City we have a. good bad ugly crazy Ready Set sad the. real estate business in New York is. Cutthroat I've sold over $300 million in. real estate I want to set a record. confidence is my middle name I plan on. being the top producing in New York City. these new agents are just these people. should be afraid to go to their.

apartments at. night people should come at these people. from the. street these people should be afraid to. appear in public they should be afraid. to they should be thrown out a window. they should be attacked uh who throws. the acid on the faces in uh London it's. the is it the Arabs is it the muzzies. it's the muzzies so the muzzies every. now and then will cook up a little bit. of acid toss it in a woman's face. because she's getting loud which I'm not. for but let's think about that what if.

we just started throwing acid at these. people in the street these real estate. agents that are convincing us that they. do anything by the way these [ __ ]. people I love how the show starts. like real estate in New York is a blood. sport and if you can't sell you can't be. here 90% of every real estate office is. people doing nothing nothing nothing. nothing 90% of of any real estate office. is people doing nothing they do nothing.

the idea that this is a cool job or like. it it has to be I what I've always liked. about it is [ __ ] people can make. money and many of my friends are. [ __ ] and I've told them to be real. estate agents because I go you're. [ __ ] you need to you can make money. you're hot but you're dumb I talk to my. friends very honestly I go you do not. have the capacity in your head to do. much. this is a good job for you but I'm. watching the show and the show is so s.

it makes New York look terrible by the. way it makes money look terrible it. makes these scumbags look even worse. than they are and they should be afraid. to leave their homes it would be great. if one of them was in a cafe and a few. people in the cafe start whispering is. that the person from the owning. Manhattan show and I go I think so and. then all of the sudden just acid to the.

face how much more proud would you be to. live in this country if several real. estate agents on these shows were. victims of acid attacks in the. street and then they'd have to be on. season 4 with their face with all the. acid burn on their face and they'd be. like an acid burn couldn't stop me I've. just listed the biggest Penthouse in. Chelsea and she's just got her face. looks boils and burns from the asset I'm. not advocating violence I am saying I.

yes thank you for giving me the thumbs. up cuz I get very close I am saying the. real estate agents on this show should. fear for their lives you understand what. I mean because of I Love New York I. actually love real estate I actually. love all of the things that they're. destroying here they're destroying it I. I actually love real estate I like it I. appreciate it I think it's important to. a city architecture people caring about. old buildings and rehabbing [ __ ] and. making and I watch some of this crap cuz.

it does work but I just feel that the. people that are on these shows should be. afraid to go out in. public because there would be a chance. that someone might throw him in a. van and they would never be heard from. again let's watch the rest of this. trailer different I'm like a Brian Siran. and a Kim Kardashian combined this is my. competition. okay welcome to the most expensive. apartment in the world $250 million the.

first it's not nice stop it stop it. right there it's not good that's not. good here's the deal you would never. this is how silly it's. getting you live in that. apartment every day and you're cooked by. the sun coming in in the summer and then. it's gray for a lot of the year and. you've got this amazing view of Central. Park fine but it looks really soulless. all the new construction that's going up. looks soulless they all look like.

casinos and maau because they're trying. to sell them to people that own casinos. and maau so there's no character in it. they just put up these boxes okay and. the price of this apartment I believe is. $250. million that's so absurd and disgusting. and it Bears no what it really is it's a. a vertical money laundering scheme okay. and you look at all this stuff and you. go what is the like you look at the.

super rich and you go I shouldn't even. know where you. live I shouldn't even know where you. live you've ruined it I should barely. know your. name I should not be seeing your. kitchen you should live somewhere I. shouldn't know how much it costs I. shouldn't know where it is. you should only pop up like rarely you.

should come on TV and go uh any every. death is a tragedy but the cancer that. we're seeing is not uh linked to our. product and we think that anybody making. those claims will be dealt with legally. and then you go away again you we should. never this excess ability we have to the. super rich the idea that they're letting. these these low L rent failed. actors who can who have accomplished.

nothing showcase all these things it has. demystified it and it's made it kind of. pathetic and you're looking at it and. you're going this kind of sucks it's. actually not great why would anyone pay. $250 million for that. and we'll watch the rest of this but. there's one more thing I want to comment. on but watch the rest you're going to. get $10 million so it's time to step up. and. [Music]. sell get into the view wow you're at the.

one yard line I know 118 on cash do we. have a deal yes I made that building. sexy as. sexy are agents happy here everyone in. this industry is stressed I do you feel. like I need to prove to you something. you do you don't have to like me you. will respect me I know there's nothing. wrong with this product if it's not us. it must be you there's sharks and when. they smell blood they're going to. come like am I in real estate or am I in.

a freaking sorority is how I feel. sometimes I want to conquer all of New. York I know I can make it here this is. this makes you want to live in Missouri. no really no absolutely it actually. makes you want to live in. Missouri because this is like canus this. is. disgusting the way. that these people think of themselves.

and their mission I want to set a record. I wantan to it's me your it's. meaningless your lives are meaningless. it's a meaningless thing it's an. absolutely meaning selling a condo is. meaningless it is meaning you are a. transactional nothing you're not a part. of anything you didn't design a bit. you're nothing. there's no humility there's no. self-awareness it actually is a bad look.

for the city and it is a terrible look. for that industry which I think probably. will eventually radically transform and. go away because Technology's gotten so. good now that eventually I think the the. job of what a realtor actually does will. be cold in but there's just something so. grotesque about this the way they're. selling it like it's new you make it. here you make it anywhere I'm a real. estate. agent I'm in New York to follow my dream. of opening doors for Chinese.

billionaires that's all they do all they. do all day they open a door and then the. the the person who's previewing it for. the Chinese family just walks around and. then they get on the phone and [ __ ]. like. this and then they walk out and these. people act like their lives have any. value or meaning they don't so they. should be afraid to be in. public the people that have been on. these show should be afraid to be in. public they should be afraid for their. safety and their health and their. families because every now and then.

what's fun in Russia is a few of them. get thrown at their. window that's fun every now and then one. of them will. just and get like impaled on a that's. fun I'm sorry for Russia's problems that. is. fun but none of that happens here no no. realtor here gets thrown out of a off a. building but it's just the worst and I. love New York York City and it's sad. when I see like this is who's living. here this is what we got these people.

are what we're doing. now these people are are are New. York that is such a terrible. advertisement it is a it is the opposite. of cool it is the opposite of everything. New York represented for a very long. time these are corporate [ __ ] slime. these are the type and by the way New. York's always been about money and Wall. Street and crazy but about crazy. eccentric nut jobs and people that work.

you know throughout. but this basic [ __ ] kind of like. delusional. narcissist that is running around that's. pretending to get excited about bathroom. tile is such a terrible advertisement. for New York City and actually all of. these shows are a terrible advertisement. for wealth they're a terrible. advertisement for money for money's. sake.

power not just money. power money for money's sake is. stupid it really is you're missing it. you're supposed to want Power not just. money but all the people who've gutted. our country who don't care about. anything have literally turned this. country into just some type of. bank it's just. Deutsch bank or the bank of credit and. commerce International BCCI from years.

ago that CIA Sledge fund that's what. it's that whole country the whole. country now is a is a sles fun it's a. Cayman Islands no one cares what happens. to it no one cares where it goes no one. has any civic virtue everybody's just. trying to cash out grab whatever is left. and go all of these people and you see. how silly it all is how stupid it all is. how meaningless it all is I own a. building I own the most expensive.

Penthouse so what so. what you have nothing else you have no. influence you have no power all you have. the power to do is suck more money out. of this bloated corpse of an Empire but. it's not interesting where's the next. generation of people that's going to. lead the country aren't shouldn't the. elites be doing that shouldn't some of. what they're doing involve like hey guys. let some of you are going to step up and.

Lead who's doing. that no one's doing that they don't care. we have nobody we've got a corpse we're. all the young where's the young people. trying to get involved in Poli nobody. wants it they ought to be. billionaires every young person just. wants to be a billionaire or a. rapper why are we not not focusing on. every young person goes I can go into. politics or I could just make billions.

of dollars in Tech why would I I don't. give a [ __ ] what happens to the country. I just want to put a hoodie on and I. want Peter teal to give me a bunch of. money and I want to come up with some. app and then I want to go build a. [ __ ] weird architectural [ __ ]. strange looking Lair somewhere in. Northern California and stare at fog why. do none of them have any designs on. saving the country none of them.

do none of them and maybe that'll. change and the ones that do seem like. they're a little. hitlerian anyone that seems interested. in anything except money likes. Hitler I just think that it's a. strange Dynamic we have now where it's. like the president's clearly too old to. run and then everybody's like but who. else we don't have anyone else what do. all these schools do what you Harvard. Yale Princeton Stanford what what are. they all doing what do these kids want.

to grow up and be real estate agents. what's going. on shows like this show how empty and. Hollow this whole entire experiment has. become how transactional this entire. thing is it's not just these dumb. [ __ ] shows it's everything people. want to suck money out of the bloated. corpse and that's it they don't want to. do anything else. there's no long-term plan there's no. playing the long game where are these.

new Dynasty are there any new dynasties. by the way there any new political dyn. are there any new people getting. involved that have talent that are good. that aren't total. Psychopaths where are. they where are they they want to be on a. reality they want to sell real estate on. a reality show I met a kid recently who. was like majoring in real estate I. that's a major and at. College Tim Dillan comedy.com we have.

two shows we're in. Westampton uh West Hampton is the poor. Hampton but there are some people that. live there that are whatever Salt Lake. City Utah I'm there next week we're just. having some fun now and then West. Hampton Beach very light schedule this. summer just Plains Illinois November 2nd. a few days before the election but West. Hampton Beach we have one show if that. sells out which it will we're going to. add another but right now maybe I'll. just do I don't know August 29th is kind. of a lazy want to start uh doing 19.

shows here but we've got tickets left um. people are coming you can grab that may. add one may not I may just go back to my. home I'm at the age now where I just. kind of want to go home a lot you know. 39 years old I just don't care about. anything you know you just start to get. to an age where you know I like going. out and listening to people too that's. fun I like hearing perspectives and. going all right well we got that we got.

that one we got that. one. yep like my ants are Nat. Nat with the. corn I'm a NATO can I be a NATO. NATO imagine that there people right now. there's people right now in this country.

when they walk out of their house all. they see is like zombies like coming at. them and they have to shut their. door people talking about NATO like it. is. affecting God I I'm I hope Finland is. safe it's [ __ ] [ __ ] everybody's a. [ __ ] idiot. what do you want me to do to the woman. at Round swamp Farm in bridg Hampton who.

said it was irresponsible that I was. carrying the amount of food I was. without a basket why don't you just get. me a [ __ ] basket.