Bastard Radio | The Tim Dillon Show #372

but I could see you having like a spot. one day in Mexico that you go to and. enjoy instead of going to Jamaica all. the time he thinks it's Puerto Rico I. could yeah you could tell people is. Puerto Rico but I could see you having. like a nice spot in Mexico can't do. Mexico really why. not I the only reason I like to travel. is to eat good food interesting and. Mexican food is just like the best. Mexican food is in America and is that. true though kind of maybe I agree with. you like San Diego and San Antonio yeah.

dude the best street tacos I've ever had. in my entire life San Diego incredible. yeah and the you I got sick in Mexico. twice I've been in Mexico and I got sick. both. times interesting eating [ __ ]. whatever or eating the I is it because. the meat is just not a good quality or. the water I think it's the water dude I. think whatever it is and I think you got. to be used to the bacteria and [ __ ] in. the water I I don't know dude I just. just seems kind of [ __ ] low rent to. me yeah well there's that was was a.

suggestion but you're right you're right. they're monsters I have I've moved on. from Jamaica though I mean I still go to. Jamaica where is the new. spot maybe Costa Rica interesting Costa. Rica is a [ __ ] interesting Nick have you. been to Costa Rica no I've only been to. Puerto Rico but I Puerto Rico sucks no. Puerto Rico is awesome I think Puerto. Rico is like the perfect you know it's. close right you can go to Puerto Rico. for a [ __ ] weekend and you're not. going to feel like oh there's all this.

extra stuff I could have done right you. got it no you no extra day and you get. it all you go to the beach you go. there's like there's three blocks of. downtown Old San Juan that you can look. at and then that's it there's nothing. else there there's [ __ ] fighting and. like maybe like they have this like. bootle jungle that you can go to what's. good about Puerto Rico rainforest well. it's funny because fake yeah well I. guess they tell you they're like Puerto. Rico is like a natural Island so it. doesn't have any like big like animals. or florana or whatever but I'm like is.

that how islands work I felt is in the. Galapagos Islands don't they have like. the biggest turtles in the world huge. iguanas yeah I think Puerto Rico just. kind of sucks they have shitty animals. they shitty animals the whole thing is. like this frog and you go into the. jungle Koke yeah the Koke and they they. you go into the jungle and the whole. time the tour gu is talking about like. they're building up this frog that's on. all their branding yeah and um this how. much it sucks D this little [ __ ] tree. frog frog and and we get to the end of. the uh the walking tour in the jungle.

and the tour gu's like um okay so um and. now we'll show you the Frog and there's. like a tree stump that's open they're. like we have to be quiet so we don't. disturb it and this lady looks into the. tree stump and then she's like okay it's. not he's not. here there's no the end yeah it was all. leaves it was basically yeah we saw a. different type of leaves well half of. Puerto Rico is that um it's I forget. what it is it's either St reges the. Dorado is it four cities and state reges.

they have like this this like. development for people that want to pay. 4% tax rate so Logan Paul Jake Paul. Peter Schiff that guy who's like The. Economist who's all the people that. don't want to pay federal taxes in the. US yeah they pay like. 4% uh yeah the richz Carlton Reserve. it's just a bunch of rich people that go. like they pay 4% taxes there was also. like uh Bitcoin guys trying to turn. Puerto Ric that main guy Brock uh what's. his name the one that like go after you.

if you Lesnar no no UFC guy right no. Brock Pearson or something he was in. like Mighty Ducks he was a child actor I. can't remember the story but him Brock. Pierce Brock Pierce he's a child actor. he I think he was in Mighty Ducks I. can't remember but he. was got caught up in this scheme in like. 99 2000 with this guy who was uh like a. pedophile he was in Mighty Ducks yeah so. he was he he got caught up in the scheme. with this other it was him and two other.

guys but one main guy was like he ran a. production company that I Brian Singer. invested in oh that uh would like. convince young boys to they did like. real world with 12-year-old boys but. then they were like raping the kids and. making child pornography and the one guy. got caught but Brock Pierce like I guess. kind of skated so on Twitter like then. Brock Pierce that was his story he was. in Mighty Ducks and then he got caught. up in this pedophilia thing is this kind. of is there proof to this or is.

com no no no this is this is like want. know I just want to know exactly what. this is like this is like pre Pizza gate. stuff okay this was back like uh like. Hollywood is fil is this like the that. that open secret documentary yes yeah I. think this this is part of that's in. there but Den Deen yeah yeah yeah this I. get this G anier yes right yeah yeah. anier and then uh Gary Goddard maybe. Gary Goddard maybe sort of was there was. a guy named like it wasn't Mark David. Chapman but he had a name like that that. he was re Mark Rector Mark davidor Mark.

David reor Mark David reor your brain. still works yeah dude I saw this. documentary I couldn't remember the name. of Argentina yesterday I kept saying. argentin Yeah I don't remember that. stuff but white pedophiles I remember. damn how did you pull the Mark David. record CU that's in the there's a whole. documentary when was the last an Open. Secret when was the last time you saw. Open Secret I don't know seven years it. whenever came out well that's what I. mean you remember a name from that who's. the agent Mark. Weiss which agent there was agent that.

was like that's the one that's mainly. featured in there that I don't know but. I know that documentary came out it was. ignored everyone in Hollywood ignored it. but it was damning it was incredibly. damning it was a kid sitting in a. Drive-Thru of like delaco calling these. guys going why did you rape me and they. were like I'm sorry I was to die it was. crazy well literally he's like remember. when you rate me and they're like hey. come on stop you know we had fun too or. whatever and he's like sitting in a. Drive-Thru yeah no the documentary is. insane but on that when that came out.

people would go after Brock Pierce who. had reinvented himself as a Bitcoin guy. yeah and he he's like somebody me and. Nick should give the tours of Puerto. Rico you just hear this there a bunch of. people sitting they're like [ __ ] the. Frog we're like it's pedophiles it's. Bitcoin well Brock Pierce was offering. like like uh like $50,000 bounties to. anybody that could like unmask whoever. was calling him a pedophile on Twitter. interesting which means if he's paying. that much to get the information he's. paying that much to have this person. [ __ ] killed also so he's got a lot of.

Bitcoin he was like an early he bought. on the dip that's what you're saying. well well it but that's the thing is cuz. he's like the like the whole point when. Bitcoin started people were like oh this. is for pedophiles and drug addicts right. and then [ __ ] so pedopiles and drug. addicts were like I guess dark dark web. money on the dark was it all dark web. originally and it's well that was the. that was the the the thought that was. the the use case for it was buying drugs. or child pornography you want to get. someone killed oh I want to get hire a.

hit man and kill my wife so the worst in. Bitcoin in Bitcoin the worst kinds of. people you can imagine yeah somebody. trying to kill their wife for a. pedophile those were the de facto early. retail investors the early adapters and. then there had to have been somebody. that a lot of them there's a now a a. whole world of secret millionaire. pedophiles who couldn't figure out how. to use Silk Road who bought Bitcoin to. buy child pornography than couldn't. figure out how to use the tour browser.

and now they' found the thumb drive and. they all live they're like oh literally. they all moved there're all in Puerto. Rico staring at that fraud going I wish. you were a kid yeah right they're like I. don't want to they're like I you know I. don't want to pay taxes on this you know. I just I bought this [ __ ] years ago so I. love the idea of being a pedophile you. have the Bitcoin and you can't use the. browser you're just like and you can't. call TCH support well tour is kind of. hard to use I imagine yeah but I mean. it's like that's the idea that you can't. just call someone over and go hey.

there's no Geek Squad Amazon customer. support right how are you doing Mr. Brock yeah I'm good listen I'm a. pedophile and I I figured out how to buy. the Bitcoin but how do I use the tour. browser to purchase child pornography. yeah oh Mr Brock okay I'm sorry you're. having a trouble with this Mr BR we want. to thank you again for being Amazon. Prime. subscriber and happy holidays to.

you we will look into that those guys. are the best yeah it's so I was I I was. saying that like somewhat recently but. remember how mad and I don't think it's. that like xenophobia has went away. remember how [ __ ] irrationally mad. people were at the Indian like customer. service department no anybody who. doesn't speak English at all like I get. I get furious well maybe you're bad like. no because in my mind I'm going like why. would you why would you put this person. on the phone this is the only thing they. have to do it's like a prank well this. is my point it is putting them in the.

line of fire sometimes this is my point. though but the Indians are very friendly. the Indians everyone get mad at the. Indians but now nobody complains about. it now that it's the Filipinos oh yeah. the Indians are much better no the. Indians are much worse wait a minute. than the Filipinos nobody complains. about the Filipinos they're so much. better dude if I I call if I call any. customer service and they hear an accent. I hang up immediately and I call right. back and try to get a wiper what makes. the Philippine and by the way this is. off YouTube ready so go watch Nick. special but what makes the.

so much better than the Indians. literally just calling you Mr or M your. first name then it makes you feel like. Donald Duck or Mickey Mouse and then you. know it's like it's so disarming okay. you know I just I I I think the Indians. have gotten better yeah in in the time. that they've done this they were really. terrible like they'd be like hello my. name is Josh but now they've gotten I. feel like better and they're more well. yeah I feel like they lie about their. names a little L they to F that's W. culture that's one of the positive. benefits Indian customer service people.

no longer have to lie about their names. is that true did we did we start already. by the way yeah we've been doing this. for 20 minutes oh wow Nick just does. real good bits in life yeah what do you. think we're all enjoying each other's. company for no reason I thought we. talking about Puerto Rico with no ad. revenue and no money I thought sitting. here talking about I thought' be like. and we're start you we we all know who. everyone knows who everyone is we'll. we'll introduce everybody but we haven't. been here before right that new studio. it's in studio in New York nice it is.

nice yeah it's in a building with other. it's a Wei workor or it was a Wei work. and it's people that rent space Shady. guys and gals and they just let you rent. it monthly they let you you sign a lease. but the people out there some of them. are working like a what's a phone booth. I know I saw that I was saying to him. it's like old timey reporter yeah. they're in like a phone boo like hey. yeah I don't know what's going get this. one on the wire pal right right just. being the guy who's like starting a.

business and you just. rent yeah it's like a tiny little I. don't know what it is but there's people. out here they have no they're not part. of I think a company they're just Rogue. well they're they're entrepreneurs. they're. startups they're entrepreneurs and. they're like dude you know what I I want. to instead of working from at home I. want to go to an office every day I work. by the Freedom Tower yes they want to. they want to be inspired I kind of. admire it a little bit oh you. would AB abolutely would and I think.

that some of them are doing good I guess. but every now and then you'll see like. an old woman in one of those weird. things like she's closed off in like. that phone booth and it's just piled up. with papers and weird like I don't know. what the hell she's doing I think that's. menopause I think that's that's that's. change of life yeah I think that's what. happens to every woman I help my buddy. start a company years ago that was out. of like a we work type space very. similar same was Brock Pierce Sunshine. Suites in the uh the East Village and.

the whole company was this is when. social media was just starting um that's. just starting but like Myspace was still. around Facebook was around obviously but. the whole business plan was we were. going to sell social media marketing. packages to businesses um we go business. to business it was just a phone call we. like yeah well you know we'll run all. your social medias we'll link them all. together we had no idea how to use. social media like I didn't even know how. to [ __ ] make a a a Twitter profile at. that time right and we just [ __ ]. called people up and just ripped them.

off and that was it and we started a. company and but did you when you did you. try to once the people trusted you with. marketing of their business did you even. try because that could have been by the. way that could have been a great. business oh yeah yeah that's that's. basically SEO and like like social media. consult like that's by the way that's. all Gary Vagner Chuck does and that. guy's worth a lot of money yeah but we. had no idea like we had no idea what we. were doing we had a guy named Merck I.

remember this [ __ ] intern we had an. unpaid intern from NYU that we made do. all of the like accounts like it was. like this [ __ ] autistic kid with. pimples terrible skin he had no [ __ ]. clue what he was doing dude and we just. ripped people off for like two or three. years interesting it was great and that. was what was it called again I. analyst.com did can we still can we go. to it I might be destroying his company. right now I analyst.com let's see if. it's still around is it still a thing it. must be I an est.com.

oh wow we are the. 2% there's a lot of lawsuit coming from. this show H we got a lot we got Brock. Pierce and then we got the people at I. anal us that's kind producers be like. we're being sued by three different. people that's why I didn't think we. started because yeah Brock Pierce does. threaten people well I didn't know but. it's content yeah I think they figured. it out by the way yeah no it looks great. they I mean look here's the deal you. came up a big part of it a big part of. the marketing was simply showing a.

graphic with like a little bunch of like. stick people and then with like arrows. pointing to your business sck people. more stick people that pointed to to. YouTube and that that Arrow pointed back. to your business yes no that's the it's. the chart was the primary yeah that was. huge you you started out as an. entrepreneur in this selling tickets in. Time Square yeah and you watched the. entire social media thing happen. yeah there yeah nobody was using social.

media Dane Cook was I want make a. documentary by the way I very much want. to make a documentary about you okay and. like because that starting out as you. sold Comedy Club tickets and then like. the main guy was Steve hoffet that's he. I don't know if he would agree to do it. but I'd of course rather make a. documentary about Steve Hof St Steve. hoffet I feel I feel I feel worse for. than any well he was the original. Heckler Guy video I. he invented the entire business model.

now he invented 20 years ago it's. ironically he's like the most. influential guy in comedy because it all. stinks at first every Trend in comedy. sucks yeah before it gets cool like. producing your own comedy shows when I. started was like whack like you were. like you were considered a [ __ ] comic. who had to produce your own shows let's. see how many views he I guess he has a. new special let's see how many views. this. has 235 K 235k and when did it come out. uh a year ago okay the most influential. man in com he invented this he invented.

the like self-produced self-promotion. yes right heckers planning planning. hecklers is just so there's just you saw. it happen and we all went oh he's. planning hecklers we know how real. hecklers are and there's no nobody has. 50 [ __ ] hecklers in a row right um. well that's but remember how because. people used to mock it they'd be like. comedian destroys heckers yeah and then. something changed I guess it was Tik. Tock is that the Tik Tok audience was. more amenable to the to the right and.

now and now like you know I mean this. has got to it's like he's got to be. going crazy well he's got 800,000. subscribers on YouTube he's doing pretty. well he's doing a lot better than I. thought do I remember I did a a contest. at his Club in laughing devil yeah it. was the uh laughing devil comedy club. laughing devil comedy club yeah right. that was one in Queens the stand ended. up buying stand bought it stand he was. ahead of the curve in terms of like. putting out stuff MH social media on on.

sites like YouTube and like way before. any D he was but he was like he just was. Shameless with it I remember I did his. contest he was like it was essentially a. bringer contest you like bring friends. but you didn't have to you don't have to. bring friends but it'd be good if you. did so I showed up I didn't bring any. friends and it's like me and five other. Comics like these are like just brand. brand new Comics I'm maybe three or four. years into comedy and then uh I ended up. I won the the competition it was an. audience vote and the other people. friends still voted for me cuz everyone.

was so green um and then then and that. was to be passed at the club and then I. was like cool can I start putting it a. veils he was like you're now on to the. next round of the competition and he. wanted me to come in the next week to do. another competition I was like all right. [ __ ] this no back when mypace was around. it's funny Myspace had they had a. MySpace comedy page you could convert. your profile to a MySpace comedian page. and it was him and and Giannis too I. feel like was very big on there yeah. perhaps yeah those guys you would see. him they were just friends with. everybody right Steve would add anybody.

with like a comedian page or just like. add as many the whole business is full. of people who like dipped their toe into. something and then it was before there. was money in it or it was before it was. the thing to do well that's had they. just stayed with it they would be huge. but he he did stay with it well yeah but. he come on we mean like like for example. Giannis had Giannis stayed on YouTube. like then he kind of left that and he.

started doing like the half hour and all. the [ __ ] you thought you should do yeah. but. like that's the story of a lot of people. in the business that were like they were. there for a minute and then they it's. all it's all Peaks and Valley so you. watch all like Giannis had moments where. he was [ __ ] up here and then it goes. down now he seems to be killing it right. now Chris D look at Chris D's career. dude he was like on Guy Code Girl Code. like things were [ __ ] looking great. and then he [ __ ] linked up with. Yannis and gas digital and did up it was.

[ __ ] [ __ ] why would he do any of. that stuff and then he had a little bit. of a dip and now Chris is a [ __ ]. celebrity like you know so it's it is up. and. down that's what I'm telling myself no. it is I'm trying to convince myself go. yeah we're both we're both down right. now that's not true we'll see you just. Lou I've only I've told you the only. thing you have to do is fire every. person that you see when you walk into. your Institution you have to fire if if.

it's like a video game if they're even. in your ey line you have to fire them. fired get out fired get out yeah that's. all you have to do and hire a team of. Filipinos maybe or Indians by the way. why have you not outsourced this is a. great why have you not outsourced a lot. of the job to. Filipinos uh a lot of it a lot of it's. going to go to AI Mr hello Mr Zach hello. Zach I have brought you your Wendy's Mr.

Zach we have ordered pizza we have your. advertisement for. crom here is your crom. read how is the uh the for for a second. Nick M's new special is out by the way. we we'll do this in the beginning of the. show oh okay we'll put this in the. beginning oh all right yeah L Comas and. Nick mulliner with us Nick has a new. special out on YouTube right now and. Lewis has a special out on YouTu. actually it'll be on the Adam Friedland. show channel I think this is defunct so.

Nick Mullen special is out on the Adam. Friedland show channel we're just going. to try and consolidate and see if as you. should as well everything we need. something to work and so lisis Gomez has. a special that's on J Gomez Louis J. Gomez has a special this also hold you. back making people do that it's just if. I didn't know you now I hate you you do. it on purpose no it's just it's it's. there's no other Lis Gomez by the way. there is is there I think who there must. be there's the guy from Wednesday who's.

this. genuine tag me sometimes he's a genuine. celebrity people tag me sometimes. thinking they're tagging Luis Guzman. yeah well he's a leg Happ the other day. yeah no Luis Guzman is a legend oh look. at that um L Gomez has L J Gomez has a. special on where gas digital.com no no. it's on YouTube it's on YouTube yeah. yeah it's all on YouTube all those half. hours are on. YouTube but Nick's comedy. is on the Adam freedland Adam Friedland.

show channel it's called Year of the. Dragon Year of the Dragon Year of the. Dragon so uh you know I would look hey I. would love it if you could please like. comment subscribe and share because this. is all just a game and we're all trying. to be Steve hofstead so even if disagree. even if you [ __ ] hate it look no I. don't maybe every other people do I. didn't want to do a special but there's. a a lot of money it's very funny I've. seen it you should watch it there's a. lot of there's a lot of money to be made. right now in stand up stand you got to.

get you got to get to the theater level. you got to get I don't know what clubs. pay a lot of money too here's the other. thing too about a year and a half ago I. had like an eight pack and I will give. those pictures if you want to show it's. a I don't know I think you need women to. come to shows that's a big help yeah I'm. getting more of them but it's still not. the majority yeah well that's the thing. anybody that's doing real well I feel. like they they got 50% they tapped into. the girl ta into chicks they've tapped.

into the girl Market somehow and I feel. that women can't hate you look at my. [ __ ] Wheels Turner I was like wow. that the opposite of my strategy and. they I would say that they are sort of. my they not natural enemy but in the way. that you can't have like here's the. thing you can't have you can't have two. old cats in a small apartment the people. that are coming to your Shou it's it's. one person buying one ticket think about. this right no no I know this women. travel in packs dude it's infuriating. every time I look at in my crowd cuz my. fans are [ __ ] losers I look at and.

it's just a bunch of single and thank. you everyone for being part of our. journey it's a bunch of single. individual dudes that that they're. wearing big [ __ ] clothes that are too. big for them they're all [ __ ] dressed. like big Jay and none of them have any. [ __ ] friends and then I look out I'm. like I'm surprised I even got to 60%. capacity I got to be honest with you. right because it's one person buy one. ticket with their mother's we should. make those guys buy more than one ticket. half of them are wearing a [ __ ] like. 17 XL Gilden hoodie yeah and so they.

don't they take up the entire table as. it this is what happens before L this. about about three days if Southwest. Airlines can do it the comedy clubs can. do it before three days before Lewis's. show this is what happens in any house. someone the basement door opens and a. guy goes I'll give you the. cash no they they only take cards I'll. give you the cash it's not a. show it's not going to inspire me to do.

anything bad it's comedy I say it to my. crowd all the time I was like just get. friends please I can start selling shows. out if you just have a friend right yeah. yeah I listen women travel in packs yeah. women talk to other women about this. stuff what do I have to do do I have to. watch The. Bachelor whole Nick it's whole thing. it's not just ABS you know what it is. you have to relate it's not even ABS no. it's like you have to like be cute. selling Sunset those types of shows that.

being in shape has never done I talk. about selling Sunset but I relate it to. Israel and Hamas now that's not that. doesn't cuz I said the hottest real. estate show right now is the Hamas War. right it's even hotter than selling. Sunset that's a Brillion take are women. appreciating that I don't think so yeah. I I have a Hezbollah t-shirt I got and. you have no idea how hard it was to find. that oh it's so hard yeah now but some. women like my show and some women like. you know what we all do and they're. coming there's more of them coming now.

than there have ever been before but. they you know that they're they're. [ __ ] up they're damaged the girls that. are coming out to our show well they're. well how about this maybe it's not that. they're damaged maybe they have kind of. a little bit of the neural Pathways of a. male that maybe they're successful like. in that they're you know you think that. because I've seen some of the gals at my. shows and that's not what I think when I. see. them well I will say that it runs a. gamut I I'm surprised that the amount of. people that come to my shows that are.

softspoken Hispanic guys yes that are. like yeah I've been uh I've been Ling. for like. years well you know what it is yeah you. know like like me and my friends we've. been since like high school right. because they're they don't have a. culture that's available to them yes. they do it's the audio installation. section of Best Buy right sure but you. come in and you fill that you fill that. in it's PlayStation 5 it's interesting. some Comics we know it's really racial.

some Comics are supported by their. people I'm not supported by gay people. and you're not really supported by. Puerto Ricans which is what I like I. trick them I trick them though because. Latinos you trick the Latinos look edit. this point out Latinos are stupid okay. they're easily not editing that they're. easily Tri to my audience I will say I. will not stand for. this I'm not going to sit. here this this monster exuse this hate. speech you know I I get when you like.

Latinos and blacks like just in the wild. like in the clubs come watch our. specials yeah they're on YouTube and uh. but I'm saying they they love me in the. wild they won't love if they if they. they believe the hoopla and the hype. they're not going to be into what I do. but if I just happen upon a black family. in a comedy club they're going to love. what I do now let me just right rewind. this if you happen upon black family in. a comedy son most Miss there looking for. a job black family in the comedy club it.

happens they're going to love what you. do they're going to love what I do cuz. they got real problems dude they're not. going to be offended by all these no no. words dude they're [ __ ] this guy's. [ __ ] but by the way can we Market. your next tour like that black families. have real. problems come see LZ I'll say this I. don't think I don't think my stand Up's. offensive I think it's pretty like it's. not that any of us are offensive we're. not talking to women no the [ __ ] I would. do on C toown is offensive but that. but that's that is I always felt that.

that was more of a born out of a disdain. for comedy itself so it's like what if I. said this right not that I am saying. this right but it's like what if I how. lazy would it how funny would it be to. lazily say this the that doesn't make. any sense but it doesn't make a ton but. yeah the the that's the Brock Pierce. pedophilia thing it's more like what if. I was yeah right um but but no I get. what you're saying you're almost like. in a podcast sometimes you just say the.

[ __ ] lowest hanging fruit because. you're like well I shouldn't say the. lowest hanging fruit dating is where. it's at if you're a lot of women most. women that go out want to hear about the. mating ritual and if you're going to. talk about that that is going to excite. them this is from my very cursory study. of this now I don't discuss it I also. have a gay guy I can't discuss I cannot. discuss. men and women and what they do would you.

start sleeping with women so that you. could have a new if I went a woman route. it would be and it could be very. successful it would be kind of a. CBS like you know it's me and my and my. wife and there's a Mexican family and. it's we're on a border and they move. next door and I'm like rough around the. edges it's not a bad idea it's like you. know if you could do like a a Chuck Lori. thing where you used to be gay and now. you're straight well that is could be. the sick I'm on CBS in like five years.

that would be I'm an ex gay yeah guard. at the border. yeah and you know and then my wife is. always trying to get me to like see them. as people yeah and I have I see some of. them as people but I struggle with it. yeah but there's a great scene where. they make me Mexican food we all did I. ever tell you about I was on the border. one time when I saw a border patrol guy. wearing a kilt they allowed they let him. do that he had the rest of his uniform. on but he had a kilt on. underne that's amazing it's it's so.

insulting they're clearly not taking it. seriously this is the problem can you. imagine you go you walk the border. patrol is just theater kids yeah yeah. yeah it wasn't like a bunch of them it. was one guy that had guy it was at. McDonald's yeah US law enforcement and. kils they're allowed to do that they. could just choose that I guess what is. the next iteration of what do you think. goes on here because you're a mind. you're in the. game you're see. right now you're seeing a lot of crowd. work like I just did a crowd work clip.

in uh San Diego gets five million views. yeah it's just crazy people love that. interaction I honestly have no I don't. give a [ __ ] I did the special because. you're supposed to hopefully people like. it people are going to love it hopefully. that the second that standup doesn't. make sense MoneyWise anymore I'm done of. course I'm [ __ ] I'm done I believe. many of us feel that way and then I'll. I'll go back. to it makes no sense MoneyWise for me. talking people who agree with you it's. just a hobby what are you talking about. it's it's crazy too because like.

everybody that's like quote unquote blow. I'll give you the cash I get paid Friday. the show is Friday that's why I can't. give you the money now I would have been. paid last week but I missed a day cuz I. was sick I would have made more money. helping put this set together than I. make doing stand up but that's also cuz. you're like touring in Europe you go to. like London and Europe yeah but these. are like little clubs these no I know. but you're I mean you're spending a lot. of money to get to the place oh yeah. there that's terrible idea but even even. CRA I see what you're doing me Dave. Smith Zack and Robbie burnson we brought.

four people you bring a whole crew to. like Lima Peru like well whose idea is. what agent is cosigning this oh I'm. gonna kill. myself. um do do you think the crowd work stuff. holds on do you think these clips do you. think we live in this world forever no I. think it's a it's a fad to a certain. degree I think honestly standup is. really hot right now and all the. podcasters are touring right now and. doing standup and that's going to cool. off for a minute people discount like. how much of this is also just like the.

pandemic prevented people from going out. and doing anything now people are out. yeah people came back then you get a. bump off Tik Tok which Tik tok's going. to be illegal in three months once you. think they're gonna they're shutting it. down I think they are I've always said. that now the Tik tok's gone after Israel. I mean yeah you could do anything you. want. but you could be on Tik Tok you could. throw as many paraplegic people in front. of the train as you want that that. that's all fine you can have a Tik Tok. honestly the the Osama bin lad that was. the funniest thing hilarious that the. people like oh everybody on Tik Tok.

saying Osama Bin Laden's good now and. it's like two videos yeah it wasn't even. a huge thing it was not it was two. videos it was yeah it was one honestly. very funny video of like you know some. yeah black lady being like girl girl. have you read this letter he was right. oh my god did you know made some points. girl do you know about the muah. hadin. was that girl damn yeah the muah what.

they've been talking about getting rid. of it uh for a long time they've been. talking about Good get rid of it get rid. of all sort by the way all of it I'm. kind of agreeing not not in the sense. that I I care about the bin lad letter. but I say get rid of it get rid of it we. were happier before we had social media. get rid of all of it no we weren't. happier I I don't know if we were Happ. I'm the exact I think well some people. were happy a lot of people might have. been happy I everyone D just in the.

anxiety that people have for you were 20. years old you wer our entire career Happ. because of social our entire career is. this yeah you cannot roll it back I'm. just saying ban Tik Tok I don't have. followers me personally I would that's. my only I'm saying let's reset because. people have really blown past me on this. thing I didn't know what was going on. let's reset now and let's let's reset. I'm just saying reset so you just wipe. Clean Slate keep Tik Tok but dump every. everybody has to start at zero and we.

all start over now and delete and you. get a six-month Head Start well it's not. the worst idea but no I think we delete. Tik Tok and go this one's no good. because it's the Chinese or whatever. it's trying to kill whatever you should. do whatever is because I have like no F. I've got what 60,000 followers let's. delete this now this is bad well I. haven't tried but this is embarrassing. now let's delete this because of the. Hamas in the Chinese yeah. it's just like which one are you the. best at then YouTube Hamas social media.

I don't know pod what podcasting but. it's not social media Instagram is the. one that I think is best podc podcasting. is social media so then that one that's. the one I'm good at yeah and Instagram. I'm okay at because I get the I know how. to do the swipe up I wish I'm 38 you got. to realize we're all getting old yeah I. already I'm old we're old we're old so. I'm I'm 41 years old the reality is. these things don't make as much sense. like I don't and I think it shouldn't.

they don't make as much sense to me as. they did back in you know well they it. got weird and almost like abstract for a. minute remember there was like that uh. that 8sec one where you can only do like. 8sec videos that was like aine yeah that. was there was no there was no use for it. there was no purpose it was just people. became stars on that and listen then it. shut down and they some of them. committed suicide yeah they disappear. genuinely they disappear they kill. themselves on a loop we know. we know people that were like that was.

their whole career yeah and then they. just I mean. gone sometimes like but that's show. business that's show business has always. been that that's true it's like [ __ ]. literally you get your 15 minutes of. fame and then you get you know sexually. molested by a producer and then it ends. and then the government comes and says. oh that $20 million you made we're. taking 13 of it and then uh you get. behind on your mortgage the bank takes. that back and now you're just a guy that.

that was. molested right and then you kill. yourself and that's that's what being a. comedian has always been that's what it. should have been the goal and that's. when it was actually good that's when. remember when the goal was to simply. just be alone on the road making $1,500. a weekend yeah that was it yeah that was. the top of the mountain yeah it's true. yeah no this didn't exist I remember. thinking I remember when I started. comedy being like oh dude if I could. just do the I could just get funny the. funny bone. yeah if I can make $50,000 a year doing.

like the first thing you do is take a. mega bus to like an Albany Funny Bone. and you stay overnight like a dump and. you feel great yeah you feel amaz it's. actually the best feeling ever the first. time I stay in a Red Roof in actually. dude I think you were were you with me. was it did you do the strip club yeah. was that the first time dud I think that. was the first time you said had a Red. Roof in and I remember almost got into a. fight with the Indian guy beyond the. counter what Happ did they not have your. sweet I they they he's like Lou is like. I pre-reserved a sweet literally yes.

they were like yeah we don't have your. reservation they didn't have there was. exposed [ __ ]. like down from the ceil there they was. like a pardon our [ __ ]. appearance and that sign was falling. apart no the whole the place was a mess. they had [ __ ] they you know you go to. like a real shitty motel and they have. prices for all the things you can steal. that's right yeah and had on there it. was like the microwave right the like. picture frame. $125 CU people are just stealing.

everything they're just warning you. don't [ __ ] around here yeah don't steal. the [ __ ] microwave dud just smelled. like mold the whole hallway dude and. yeah we [ __ ] shower curtain you you. can take year was this this six seven. years ago at least no it was like. 2014 isn't it good that all of our. friends have done well yeah well that's. thend how you define well yeah and. friends we're doing all of our because. some of our friends haven't but every. everybody that we know has like has is. not doing that varying degrees of he not.

doing the Red Roof in better than better. than I thought it was come on that's not. true some people are not doing well they. are our friends I'm very happy I have. hair and so many of my friends have hair. and a lot of them don't have hair but. they wish they did have hair some of. them do and I tell them they about keeps. because keeps is about keeping the hair. that you have right now you get expert. care for hair loss from the comfort of. your home without ever visiting a. doctor's office all the treatment plans. are personalized to address your unique. needs if you are losing your hair and. you want to stop it dead in its tracks.

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people he doesn't consider those people. friends no they're not it's not that. they're not my friends but it's just. like you know what do you want it's like. what do you want what do you what do you. talk to somebody about what do you do. what do you do what do you do for those. people you really can't that's you can't. do that's what I mean I love those. people but I what are you going to what. are you going to do it's not is there. not like there's not any kind of there's. not like it's there is some you can. after the fact take a look at success. and say these are the the factors that. led but that doesn't mean that you can. like just isolate those things and then.

the the but even those that are horribly. yeah I would say that many of them are. doing better than they were I don't know. there's people I'm not I'm not going to. name names but there's there's Comics. that are extremely funny yeah and that. who haven't caught on yeah and but they. have exposure people know who they are. and they're good and like they should be. doing better than they are yeah and uh. for whatever reason it just doesn't like.

it's like uh watching like a like a. airplane try to start. like you know what I will say that I. really appreciate about you you Shane. like from an outside perspective it's. from a brown person's perspective oh. we're gonna do that now brown person. perspective okay [ __ ] listening I I. like the uh I like the fact that people. could no longer say that they're not. succeeding because they're white guys. that was a thing for a few years. dude I'm a white guy we're just not. getting booked and it's like that's just. not the case anymore they love white.

guys again white guys are back in a. massive way in the industry Tom SAR Bert. [ __ ] uh Matt re I think when the. white guy thing was happening that was. more like PE I heard that more with guys. going like I can't get a writing job and. that was true because they're telling me. their agents were telling them we need. to staff this with but it's funny. because it also like it it it it it. [ __ ] over the people that I don't know. they were trying to I I I didn't feel. that um and I don't think like Kurt did. either because they would staff a room.

and then they would have this is cfir by. the way it's not a glass of milk going I. feel like it's rude to say diversity. hires or whatever but you would have a. diverse writers room but then they would. hire a white guy and the white guy they. would hire would always be like a white. guy with darker sensibilities that would. say stuff that would be perceived as. offensive because that in of itself is a. type of diversity who wouldn't get hired. as the white guys that are like guys can. we just uh be a little nicer to women. you know those guys wouldn't get hired. right because it's like the guys who.

secretly wanted to rape everyone in the. room yeah wouldn't get hired I mean. that's probably the reason I don't know. yeah can we just be a little kinder to. these ladies and do you need a ride home. mhm because I'm a rapist yeah um yeah. the UCB cat sweater yeah aggressive. messenger that's I would love to do a. little like movie about a charact I have. a character in my head that is one of. those guys cuz that was such an annoying. type of guy. 10 years ago yes they were everywhere. Ultra feminist cat sweater wearing.

rapist right exactly yeah and they. always had a name like Brandon Scott ER. one of the you know always had a name. Nam four first names yeah it was yes. yeah I'm David I'm David Brandon Scott. one of the one of the shortest and most. ill- fated podcasts of the boom was not. bastard radio it was a podcast called. rape dicks rap dicks it's called rape. dicks where Lou Gomez myself and I. believe Karen fian maybe were.

investigating Open Mic rape claims. comedy rapes comedy. rapes and. employing uh our knowledge of the you. know and by the way we the most famous. rape probably or one of them but. probably the most famous rape we. investigated it and it got weird it. actually got cool mhm it was hilarious. it was uh we found. some very interesting things happening. and it didn't addend up remember that.

remember how exciting it was it was the. girl rape right no that was one of the. other episodes that was where we. actually had her on that was hilarious. and she said that Casey Anthony thing is. still my favorite moment the the. highlight of that whole era in new it. was Aaron you know his name yeah yeah. yeah but the highlight of all of the. meos in New York comedy was when Ray. comp and uh margar. ree yeah margar Ree and Ray comp yeah. were canceling each other yeah they were. like I don't know like [ __ ] I think.

Mark touched Ray's tit and then Ray. grabbed Mark's penis and then they had. like a two-day battle on Facebook where. Ray's like what you touch you touched my. breast first who attacked me first I was. defending you touched my breast first. and then and then Marg I think start. Mark started to lose so he transitioned. uh oh was it that one of those perhaps I. don't know but there was another one of. those and that I think that's what. happens to you get an argument in a bank.

and you start to lose you go I'm a woman. now that put an end to it there was no. more it was that one and the other one. where and this was the funniest one. because I remember this is back when I. was on Facebook I like woke up I go on. Facebook and I'm not I wasn't really. checked into I really kind of only ever. hung out at the stand so I was never. really fully integrated in the New York. standup scene and um that's why I saw. you I see on Facebook that someone's. saying just to let everyone know mo fafb. as a rapist yes and I was like I. remember this he ran that very woke.

Brooklyn. comedy was that very woke comedy I was. like there's no way that that's a name. what was it called that thing he. ran Sesame Street yeah I was like a. [ __ ] it was like the the [ __ ] was. it the annoyance theater no it was like. it was something where it was like the. Brooklyn comedy Collective or like it. was like come to the comedy commune or. whatever yeah and then well then that. also turned into then the story came out. and he was like no I blacked out and you.

raped me and then it was them it was him. and this woman arguing about who raped. who and it just turned it turned the. whole thing into like a laughing stock. and then nobody nobody was well we found. some weird [ __ ] with the U with the. Glazer thing where we found some stuff. where it was like remember we found that. nonbinary person yeah dude in the mix. and it was like these two women and we. interviewed his roommate listen we we I. I completely forgot about that entire. thing actually it was really great I I.

don't even know where you can find that. podcast don't is it a real ass podcast. is it on that feed it had to be doggy. that [ __ ] was [ __ ] wild and then it. the reason we stopped was cuz it. actually got dark it got dark and we. actually started uncovering [ __ ] where. it was like we're talking like can you. tell me what happened so well so here's. the thing I feel left out there's a big. rape story you this guy was not really. right he was not a successful comic but. he was completely. thrown out of the scene because a claim. two women claimed that he drugged and.

yeah drugged and raped them and me and. Lewis wanted to know more so we. interviewed his roommate now his. roommate said also too that that whole. thing blew up because when it initially. happened when the fire storm initially. started there was people cancel like. saying oh this guy's a rapist and it was. based on a screen cap of an anonymous. message from somebody who works at UCB. who said that somebody else said this. guy was a rapist right so it was like. and that's when meker got involved and. he was right to say we and I also I kind.

was like I was like look you can't. [ __ ] destroy a guy but then once we. started but there was not even details. it was just that he's a rapist as soon. as we started as soon as we spoke to two. people that knew him we were like this. is a dark individual yeah we're like. he's a dark individual but also I think. it was it was one of those situations. where I think everybody was. lying yeah that's what you realize when. you get to the depths of these. everybody's lying and then you start. going oh he is a rapist but he might not. have raped those people when they said.

he did yeah cuz the roommate's telling. us the time the girl saying it happened. he never brought one girl home ever yeah. so I don't know what the hell then the. roommate was like but no no this guy. rapes but then the roommate's like but. he's also a. rapist it was. lit girl he was she was like well like. so's innocent she goes no he's a r or. something like wait a minute hold on it. got so complex we were on phones yeah in. like in a bar eating and like doing. actual research and this is before.

what's that podcast that didn't we call. him yeah we did what was the podcast I. got huge with Adon sad who cial this is. the original one literally the original. serial and we called him and we're like. we we're investigating your rape claim. and he goes who is this went it's Louis. goz he thought it was a cop it's lisis. Gomez and Tim Dylan and were. investigating your rape and he's like. like. okay a [ __ ] me the me too movement was.

so huge for a [ __ ] hot minute and. rape didn't stop or maybe it worked. maybe people stopped raping but I just. think it like anything else was a. [ __ ] fad it's like crowd workor. videos they shut it down after the Tera. Reed thing that's where it ended what. like glob Tera Reed made claims against. Joe Biden and then they had the right. art there was articles wait Tara Reed. the the the no different Tara re okay no. she was a staffer she was a staffer in. the '90s she made claims against him and. then she ended up like uh like defecting. the Russia and so now people right.

because he she was saying he okay now I. remember no so there was rape claims but. then when that happened this came up re. worked for Biden as a congressional a in. '92 and 93 and later later attended. Antioch University she l d d Reed. misrepresented herself and her life. experience on numerous okay so this is. all just she nothing ever happened when. this happened then there was there had. to be articles that were like uh well. believe all women doesn't actually mean. that's the thing once someone comes out. and goes at one of the Sacred cows they.

go oh actually we didn't mean believe. all women also believe all women is the. craziest thing in the [ __ ] world it's. psychotic the craziest person we all. know is a woman guarantee if you think. about the craziest person you've ever. met in your entire life it's a [ __ ]. female guarantee I mean also the point. the the substance of the believe all. women doesn't mean like you know they're. incapable of lying in the same way that. black lives matter doesn't mean that. like white lives don't matter you know. it's like it's not that it's mainly.

directed at the people who are supposed. to investigate these things like like. the police for example is it though but. because I don't think so because you. you'll see it it's still to this day it. might have started as that Nick but it. really became more of a cultural thing. social media I well that's where but. social media became life for everybody. this this proves that the level of. nuance you're demanding for a while. there that if a woman claims to have. been assaulted she's not lying was this. this proves that it never meant that. because because sure I don't believe it.

because the people that were the most. diard supporters of it like obviously. held that Nuance in their heads because. something like this comes up and they're. like well I you know what I mean they. have no they have no problem with the. collateral damage when it's happening to. their enemies oh I mean but but also I. mean you know I don't know are people. really investigating this no you the. same people on the other side nobody's. investigating this right you get H. you're like oh yeah no he did it no. matter what cuz [ __ ] Joe Biden. right on social media what it sort of. became was like you know somebody would.

claim something like a girl I just saw. this happen recently uh another comic. got accused some [ __ ] some girl posts. some very vague the thing that she posts. and people are just responding to it. hash believe all women I believe you I'm. so sorry this happened to you you're. like like just just a blind like a blind. accusation you can just do that and just. randomly people will just blindly follow. it that's kind of crazy I just love the. idea of like it was me guys I'm being. taken down the people are represented by. two equally important groups leis Gomez.

and Tim Dyan rape dicks and we just have. to go back I'll bring it back right now. and and and just because here's the. thing there are answers to all of these. open mic comedy. rapes if you if you look hard enough I. know I think the answer is that it's not. any more prevalent in comedy than it is. anywhere else this building the the the. people who work here they deal with. sexual assault and they I've been raped. three times you loved it I walk it off.

who cares it's not a big deal Tim walks. in the elevator backwards I try to get. raped um I had I had my anus and. genitals removed after seeing the Barbie. move that's not really something I have. to worry about that makes a lot of sense. I Caitlyn Jenner came to my friends. giving in Los Angeles really yeah that's. great you told me you were going to try. to get her to come to skankfest that. never happened she wasn't into it. did you really try I tried you said dude.

I want to Tim called me up he's like. dude I want to break the internet that's. an insan I'm gonna. bring you Caitlyn Jenner Gary we Kim. Jong-il Kim Jong-il Eli. Roth Bobby Lee yeah Kim Jong Santino. yeah it was just some it was wacky just. a bunch of La idiots when are you coming. out there um I don't know yeah I gotta I. got to figure out a date figure it out. introduce me to [ __ ] Caitlyn Jenner D.

just hang out me you and Caitlyn Jenner. going out one night would be hilarious. amazing you'd be the best she Lov me. what does she do now you don't hear her. she was going off for a while she flies. her plane like a personal she has a. little plane that she flies in Malibu. and enjoys that's I don't understand why. you would do that well people like a. people are aviators what you want me to. tell you I don't know it's like begging. to get killed by the CIA I agree I would. not be in a plane like that but this is. what the woman wants to do yeah the very. natural woman what she wants to do who's. 65 hey Tim get him my playing she walked.

in and she goes I taught all my kids to. be punctual I was like you're very on. time she goes I told all my kids to be. punctual I'm like what a dad thing to. say I was like what a dad like I was. like what a stand up straight stand up. straight it's your vbl but she was. talking about how nobody's patriotic I. just talked about on Matt and Shane it. was a great you know I'm I'm a big fan. of her and I like what she I think. that's the next step in the evolution of. trans people like trans Republicans yeah. that's you need it you need it that's. when you know you have full equality.

when PE when the kids on Twitter are. going [ __ ] her she's a Nazi but with the. right pronoun she's a. Nazi yeah she's right here we go so. disappointing another biological male. stealing Podium slots medals and. financial opportunities from women in. sports this madness must end so she's. against uh. transitioning male to female. transitioning she's interesting because. nobody knows more about Athletics than. that woman yeah and transitioning I mean. transition is the authority on this.

subject she's the authority on this. subject we no one but her we should. listen to no one but her she's a gold. Med he was a gold medalist and then she. became an expert on being a a trans uh. person why should anyone else matter in. this discussion and I love that she's. never cited that's also one of these. crazy arguments that people have like we. all logically go like oh well obviously. you know biolog obvious it's just so. obvious everyone agrees if you put.

everyone in the world into a [ __ ] lie. detector test they'd all go like all. right we all agree with that but it's. 10% it's extremists who are nuts and. then their supporters aren't even real. but it's like it's it's almost like the. left's version of like gun nuts where. you're like like people that really want. their guns are like no dude no. regulations we don't give a [ __ ] we want. [ __ ] nothing the more guns the better. you're like well no that's crazy right. we agree that some people shouldn't have. guns. right you'd think right you would think.

you know I don't know I agree with you I. don't I don't think everyone should have. a gun some people should some people. shouldn't Caitlyn Jenner should yeah she. should also be the head of the tobacco. Firearms all all the sports that like. women's sports that they there's been. like any controversy or all sports that. like who cares well because it's the. women like Oh shot put this is why we. don't shows the poor women shot Putters. well I agree with you but it's the women. that are trying to get a scholarship to.

college with swimming or something and. it's also they started this journey. [ __ ] 13 years ago before this was. even a thing but here's the deal they. invested their their time into becoming. a high level athlete and now it's being. taken college should be free anyway so. there's the well yeah but it's not so. it's we we could say maybe maybe you. make it you maybe even if College ISE. let's say you want to be an Olympian. uhhuh if you want to be Olympian in a. female thing you're going to be defeated. by just biological men but the what we.

would want is to that see that one that. one makes the least sense to me how. because we're competing against other. countries that are going to have. biological men doing it too well no of. course they will we'll make we'll we try. to find the mo we we'll Force we have. all train we'll Force yes yes okay I see. well that's a strategy yeah I agree with. you I mean if yes if if we have an all. [ __ ] female team. yeah and we're destroying everybody even.

ones where it doesn't matter like darts. no it's just all [ __ ] yeah. Marksmanship yeah yeah an all [ __ ]. American Olympics isn't the worst idea. also technically men shouldn't have the. advantage in a game like darts but I. don't know I don't know the world dart. record but I guarantee you the best Dart. player in the world is a guy yeah I love. watch I love watch he's not thinking. about the eras tour. I mean of course he has the mental. capacity to handle just the board and. the thing yeah he's not like my sister.

got fourth row how did she get fourth. row her husband's gay ttim could you get. me tickets to Taylor Swift for my we by. the way all three of us should we. because I know I'm I'm gonna guess I'm. safe for a fact that none of us have. seen that show no right should we all. just go to the erors tour let's go. because it's the one cultural thing that. we haven't exper well there's many of. them but that's the one glaring I think. she's mad at the Adam Friedland show so. oh right because of the mty Healey thing. yeah I get it well I believe I've said.

she's a mediocre talent but she probably. doesn't know yeah I don't think it's her. birthday next week too oh great happy. birthday Taylor good for her do you hate. her I don't hate her I just feel like. I'm I miss it's Miss it's lost on me. she's the she's America sweetheart she's. the she's the girl you want wanted my. entertainers to be sweethearts that was. never something I wanted but I get it I. don't prr her and ounce of her success. yeah I just personally that that and you. just kind of nailed it that is lost on.

me like Kelly rippo was always lost on. me Kelly ripo was always this person. Mario Lopez all of that stuff all of. these people who like Mario Lopez Mario. Lopez isn't a thing people like though. no it's not that there's nobody there's. no there's nobody nobody's a Mario Lopez. fan but everybody in America welcomes. Mario Lopez into their home he could be. on the Today's Show he can be on a. cooking show. you have no option just but I never. understood why like that t like Kathy.

Lee I liked when she was with regious. cuz she was a drunk her husband was. cheating on her just hated her just. would scowl at her he actually liked her. he actually hated Kelly cuz Kelly was a. demon from hell yeah yeah who is but. Kelly was like I'm Mrs I'm the nice mom. but everyone she's a demon yeah so it's. weird I never that I just get very. suspect of people whose whole sales. pitch is like I'm nice and I love. everyone I love everyone and everyone. loves me yeah those are the most like. Sinister people that's like Ellen right.

that's what happened with her oh yeah. she's like America. CIA no one's liked that most people are. just sort of Grouchy most of the well. that's what I trust no one's like the. way that these people are like yeah like. Taylor Swift is give me I'm GNA give you. a perfect example a girl died at her. concert in Brazil because it was hot. whatever it a heat stroke and Taylor swi. put out a thing which I get get why you. do this but but that thing get the. statement up Taylor Swift about the uh. I'm sorry my show was too spicy for you.

she was basically I can't believe I'm. writing these words but it is with a. shattered heart listen to this I can't. believe I'm writing these words but it. is with a shattered heart that I say we. lost a fan earlier and then she said. something like I don't know much about. her but I knew she was beautiful it is. with a shattered. heart shattered heart I just there's. something about it to me that just it is. something doesn't yeah well her heart. was shattered cuz she got cheated on.

right before right it doesn't pass to. smell test for me I don't know why I. can't articulate why something I feel. just doesn't it's I don't know it's. because you she's like describing a real. emotion in the fakest way possible it's. just it's it's just it's hypocrisy it's. everything it's everything that sucks. about celebrity right here's what tell. us with should have said people die in. this country all the time did she. handwrite this what is this this is the.

the statement that she posted on like. her story this is the statement let's. read the whole statement because it's. insane she's like I I TR I'm writing. these words but it is with a shattered. heart that I say we lost a fan earlier. tonight before my show I can't even tell. you how devastated I am by this there's. very little information I have other. than the fact that she was so incredibly. beautiful and far too young I'm not. going to be able to speak about this. from stage because I feel overwhelmed by. grief when I even try to talk about it I. I want to say now I feel this loss.

deeply and my broken heart goes out to. her family and friends this is the last. thing I ever thought would happen when. we decided to bring this tour to Brazil. also what is the what why is this in a a. handwritten font do you want just. understand something's wrong here well. this is a typed message that's been put. into a handwritten font is that her. actual um handwriting no that's no no no. I'm saying is this her actual thing or. did somebody else make this image you. know what I'm saying like a fan could. have made this and put it on a website. this is her thing oh it is from her.

story yeah oh yeah that is a handwritten. font that's. psychotic something is odd. about I'm just saying well I'll tell you. why because something's odd no there was. that other concert with what's his name. uh Travis Travis Scott he didn't say. [ __ ] I know he didn't care well people. got mad at him and that was good people. got mad at him for that so now was in. Houston the same weekend to skankfest. people shot. into his concert and he's like The Show. Must Go On he showed up the next week to. like Jersey like let's.

go yeah you remember that uh back in the. day the great white concert where their. pyrotechnics lit the place on fire that. video is crazy have you seen it yeah. it's wild I watched a documentary on it. it's [ __ ] the whole thing is nuts in. uh what was it Connecticut Rhode Island. Rhode Island yeah the uh Warwick Rhode. Island yeah great white they played a. show and the they had pyrotechnics. behind the stage and it was they they. didn't get a proof for pyrotechnics they. had like a pyro like they're they're. they're trying to relive like their. Glory Days from the 80s like a little. club like the size of the Irving Plaza.

the whole building was a Tinder Box but. they only had like one point of ESS and. it was behind the merch table right so. [ __ ] a 100 people got trapped in this. building and there was a guy recording. the show and he got out first and he. just kept recording as people were. burning the death inside the building. and you can hear them screaming the. whole time well a lot of people died of. smoke inhalation and being trampled to. neck don't be so morbid okay all right. well yeah smoke in. I'm just saying I want to see a little. toughness from Taylor Swift I want to. see a little life's not fair from her.

yeah I want to see a little this is why. every moment matters yeah I didn't get. any of that from that oh you were. trampled to death now you know how it. feels to be famous every single day. that's right but see that's right single. day she goes do you know you were burnt. alive maybe you know what it's like to. have the burning drive to be a celebrity. she goes sometimes I want to go and die. at a concert but I can't you know what I. do I get on stage while other people die. I get on stage and I perform not always.

because I want to because I have. to that's something that I want to see. more of from her it's just never done it. for me but I still think we should go. see the show I would go it's too there's. something too basic about also there's. nostal this Nostalgia porn I don't get. it like all these 35-year-old women. reliving summer camp is this healthy it. would be true Justice if you died at the. ter Swift show it would absolutely be. true Justice if we went and you died. yeah she said I'm glad that my music.

ended the life of that fascist no right. right I and by the way if I di her show. handwritten fun please in handwritten f. it is with a a fully functioning and. uncongested. heart that I I hope she goes F [ __ ] said. I was mediocre and he deserved to die. hearing me play My mediocre songs of. which there is one song she's like Taco. Bell there's one thing they've made 30. ways right mhm that's what it is and it.

is a testament to the rotten Society we. live in uh that it is the biggest thing. ever I don't know what to tell people. people have that criticism of like they. have they have criticism of like middle. like just the things that most people. eat up like accessible pop culture and. they're like it's cuz everyone's stupid. and I'm a genius that's why I like. [ __ ] Kurt Cobain and you like you. know like no it's just uh it's like a. hamster wheel it's like this is. something that you can just hop on and.

I'm not saying I'm a genius and her fans. aren't Geniuses although there might. there's some a little bit of an argument. there but here's what I will say I will. say it's banal go listen to Janice CH go. listen to [ __ ] The Supremes go listen. to Fitzgerald go listen to uh you can. dois Moret better I don't think anybody. nobody's like uh it's just Taylor Swift. for me thanks I don't want anything else. it's like you know but it's it's you're. inundated with it every day it's just. that on every social media job doing.

graphic design for the pedophile Island. un have the brochures I'm just meaning. it's it's it's so big that anything. that's so. big there's there's in inevitability. that you get a little tired of like it. being pushed on you I guess I just I we. maybe then I'm letting some other things. bleed into this because it's I you see. this this like uh everyone's going after. Matt R now and now there's articles. about okay but was it was it everyone or.

is it like no well now there's articles. and they're always gonna write and now. Marin's got a thing where he's like this. guy [ __ ] sucks and like Marin's. having to comment on the state of Comedy. oh and this guy and it's like did he do. anything other than made a joke yeah no. he didn't do anything wrong well people. aren't mad at the comedy even they're. like it sucks well I honestly I don't. even know his standup at all the [ __ ]. that I've seen that he's done has been. fine it's not like it's not I might do. him I might do something with him yeah. but why why do people hate him so movie. We're trying to like a buddy cop it's me.

and him no I'm dead serious well I'm say. I think he's great in a roundabout way. this is kind of like low hanging fruit. because the the the fact that he can. generate all that money is The Testament. that he is like making the hamster wheel. and to go after the hamster wheel is. like that's not it's like uh no but I'm. saying like for example with the with. the Taylor Swift thing MH does she this. woman get hurt if five people in the. world say she's not great no everyone. I've ever met says she's phenomenal by. the way can that all I like to do.

occasionally is go wait a minute. remember when everyone said Megan marle. was the hero because she married a. prince and was an act like I'm just. saying God bless Taylor Swift good for. her when there is a paralyzing force of. which everyone agrees it is the greatest. thing ever yeah let there be some people. to go wait a minute what yeah I guess. I'm like that with waterburger or not. water B sorry in- and out in- and out no. you're right everybody loves in- and out. no why I agree with you and it's like I.

agree with you so and that and that. sense must say she shouldn't do what she. does or whatever I think it's our. generation as well we're just we it. just I think we were like sort of like. you touch on it before you said about. like Atlantis Mor said right like our. generation like we wanted grunge we. wanted to be little women cutting. themselves I wanted my women. entertainers bleeding on the floor by. the way I saw the Janice the Atlantis. Moret uh play musical horrible jacked.

Little Pill was it good oh my God it was. the worst thing I've ever seen it's. terrible dude it's [ __ ] crazy no I. believe Lis Mor now should be executed. it was nuts I believe she should be. executed now it's all of her great songs. and the whole play is just like a girl. gets raped and it's them trying to like. deal with and process this girl getting. raped to Atlantis morette music it's. [ __ ]. crazy you see Marin's going after. everyone he hates everyone the comedian. Compares R to Dan Cook and then. suggested that anti-woke Comics like. Bill Mar have to die sooner the thing. about him is he's just this is just kind.

of bitter angry stuff well what I saw is. this was or maybe I brief I briefly saw. this this morning but then it said it. was in some kind of uh like state of. comedy thing which I thought that was. only done a podcast JFL here's what I. like about Mark Mar he's always very. nice to me and I can tell he kind of. hates me but he's always nice to me even. though I think he hates me yeah he's a. nice guy he's like a nice guy even. though I believe he hates me. which by the way I think is nice I guess. I just think that this like going after. like this guy is bizarre it's bizarre.

sure yeah I think it's bizarre what did. Matt do he sold tickets he makes people. happy right yeah that's why I don't get. it yeah people about his opening joke in. the same way that the Taylor Swift thing. whenever something gets seismic yeah. what comes with that and it's healthy I. think it's healthy to have some. detractors mhm it's I think it's okay. when something grows to the to the size. of either Matt or whatever Taylor you're.

going to have some detractors and. learning to just shrug that off is good. that's actually good otherwise it's a. cult of people that all just go you are. ah dby do you think Taylor Swift is ever. actually on own social media I think. that's good though I think you should. have a cult of people that are like. you're but they have that you're God. they have the biggest cult yeah so. what's wrong with a few detractors. now R doesn't give a [ __ ] about this. article and for who cares magazine I. think we should put Mark Marin in jail. well maybe for other reasons I'd agree I.

think we should I think we should. execute Mark Maron for his well I'm if. you want to go down comedy into who we. can execute I mean there's a lot of. peoplebody got a PR anybody's got a. problem with Taylor Swift you're going. to jail yeah I mean that that's coming. yeah I think our path forward is. creating a monoculture where there's one. type that's my only thing one musician. it's tlor Swift it does feel like. we have one pres obsessed with like one. Maryann. Williamson.

um I'm reading this I love him and. goes I don't know I don't even. understand what any of this. means I can't see I didn't wear my. glasses here so I can't read any of this. let me read the quote Yeah. if you don't know who he is he's the new. it boy of shitty comedy and he's taken a. big chance in his career right now to. [ __ ] on the mostly female audience that.

he accumulated through social media to. sort of kiss up to these pseudo Edge. Lords and personally I don't think it's. going to go well for him and ultimately. my producer Brendon McDonald the genius. made a good point in saying that he. thinks that Matt R is actually. mobilizing a new generation of comics to. push back against what that stands for. much in the way that Dan Cook did to a. different time to once again you know be. creative and bring you energy and voice. to what that doesn't represent when I. tell you I don't know what that means I. genuinely don't know what that means. also I. mean Matt R to.

Dan see it the only comparison that. exists is Dane Cook was popular and that. bothered Mark Maron it's not like Dane. Cook was an edge Lord Dan Cook Dane Cook. was a guy that was on stage being like. bees are crazy yeah no he wasn't can you. imagine being stung by bees lugage right. yeah I mean it was [ __ ] harmless so I. I literally show my 10-year-old son Dan. Cook the the tell some people are too. comedy means too much to them the tell. is All In the comparison I think Mark's.

a guy where he's very deadly serious. about comedy all the time and it's kind. of like a silly job and it's like do we. really need to be that serious about it. it's a little well it's funny because. it's such like a gen he's like a very. Gen X type of guy right which is like. I'm smart because I got doc Markin. on like I went I went to college pal you. know it's like I but he does does he say. anything that's smart I mean what's is. the context I don't think that's a. that's a fair question does he I don't.

know is the context is that is he. supposed to be [ __ ] on things do. they give him subjects to like [ __ ]. rant on because in that case I'll give. him a little bit of I think it's healthy. though here's what I think is healthy. about this I think it's healthy that you. got a guy out there going okay [ __ ] it I. don't like I don't like this that's fine. that's healthy we all of us by the way. have that every day but this is this is. presented as in like we've check in with. the comedy Godfather what is this even. who's what articles it go up go up The. Daily Beast Daily Beast The Daily Beast.

and Vox they Vox also and I mean like. right and Huffington Post sure and this. is by Sean L McCarthy the who came to my. show Hall and didn't write about it. thank you that guy stinks yeah so is. that the comic's comic Comics comic I. mean sucks always hated the Comics comic. I mean it's like who cares such a. [ __ ] her. by the way he makes a New York Times guy. that I also have certain issues with. zinaman look like the greatest. journalist of all time the comic's comic.

makes Jason zman look like s her he's. one of the most smug guys in the world. he used to show up at shows and he'd be. like well you know I used to be a. comedian yeah he's a [ __ ] he's a [ __ ] he. was on Bobby Kelly's podast I don't. remember what my issue was with him he. wrote some [ __ ] uh about me a while ago. that was kind of shitty and he was just. like kind of condescending and [ __ ]. with it and I'm like dude like just go. [ __ ] yourself you're like Ju Just a. person who's trying to be a comedy. critic like just that's your goal that's.

[ __ ] psychotic well also the name is. ridiculous to Brand himself as well I'm. the comedian that all the other. comedians are like this guy's the. [ __ ] best well this is what I mean so. this this this this this is the guy that. wrote the article yeah and now it's. like what. like I mean his his name might as well. be I'm the Best comedian right how he. Brands himself as I'm the I'm the comedy. journalist known as the Best comedian. yeah I've decided to do journalism.

instead I'm the greatest comedian yeah. I'm the one I'm I'm the Comics comic. yeah yeah I think. that's he was like a step above Patrick. from the stand in his old Vlog like. that's like I think it's a step below. Patrick maybe honest Patrick was great. Patrick just like comedy Patrick liked. comedy no Patrick's but I'm just saying. like in terms of how to take it. seriously as German this whole new thing. where everything's got to a beef is. stupid oh I hate it Comics are not. beefing with each other like that it's. not rap it's none of that no one cares.

everybody's old now everyone's old. everyone's 40 people are like going to. the doctor like yeah I'm not still yeah. you're still not I need I need to like. that's the thing. nobody's in the streets like that that's. the reality yeah people just don't like. each Anthony jck doesn't like me because. I did that thing about when he went. after you guys I defended you you guys. he doesn't like me that's fine no one. cares yeah no one cares you're not. supposed to like everybody we're not.

supposed to be friends with every person. we know if you like if you're a person. that you like everybody you're a liar. you're just a phony you're you're not a. real person so the reality I respect. that Marin doesn't give a [ __ ] and. whatever he's right or wrong about it's. just like you need a cantankerous guy to. when something new comes along to go. [ __ ] that you need that guy yeah now you. don't have to be that guy but some. somebody's got to do that somebody's got. to do that you know I don't think it's. that's necessary you don't think it's.

necessary no why well that's sort of a. contradiction if like people aren't. beefing that I mean it's literally well. here's the thing it's not this isn't. even a beef yeah this is an old comic. who's gets hates everything and. everybody that's the thing he's been. doing for 30 years so he's just doing. his bit then he what a hot guy comes and. goes I'm filling theaters with women and. this guy's going to go yay no. his whole well he doesn't have to go yay. but it's like. it's thing the state of the industry.

address at JFL for years his whole point. was that this entire industry sucks and. everyone in and sucks and every decision. everyone makes is wrong so that's his. that's been his thing forever yeah. that's why that's why I don't find it. like inconsistent I just as a when I. started in comedy in a weird way this is. just the way that I've always thought of. it it's like there's us and them and I. kind of root for Comics you kind of see. somebody like uh Matt r i i watch you. blow up I watch Shane blow up I watched.

Andrew Schultz blow up you're like oh. [ __ ] dude like the like this is like. good for comedy overall it's all good. for comedy exactly because it'll lead. the ticket sales for other it's all good. for even if you're nothing like him. especially 100% that's it sort of how it. always was like like I didn't really. understand the whole comedy beef thing. it was like when I started in comedy it. was like everybody came from a different. different background you had college. graduates you had homeless people you. had old ladies you had [ __ ] you had. all these different types of people and. we all just came to do the same thing.

and it was just about just getting funny. and um yeah when I watch somebody like. Matt rif BL up even if I didn't like I. don't know his comedy well enough to. have a real opinion on it but even if I. didn't like it I'd go [ __ ] it dude good. for him he's [ __ ] killing it selling. out massive massive there's not one. ounce of me that has any negative things. to say about anyone blowing up really. yeah you know I think it's funny when. you are a comedian your job is to kind. of make fun of culture so Lewis you. brought this up when a comedian gets so.

so famous that they become part of. culture yeah it's like when Amy became. just a celebrity Pete Davidson yeah I. love Pete he's such a sweet kid when. everyone like part of my thing is. everyone I know you are you still. friends with. Amy uh I don't think we were ever. friends oh really we've texted yeah. we've texted with the Israel stuff I'm. like good for you I like cuz here's my. point not not necessarily what. everything she's saying I will say that. if you have that amount of.

money and do whatever you want say. whatever you want go out there and say. whatever you want if if if that doesn't. buy. you the like opportunity to piss. everyone off or a lot of people off. what's the point of it you know and I. did think that she was like going on. lighting stuff on fire and I thought. that. was kind of good as a comic I was like. good for you it didn't seem like she'd.

been cautious and calculated with that. stuff now it doesn't mean she was. correct but it did feel like she was. like hey I'm just yeah I think we should. kill them all if you have F like. tweeting she like twe like kill them all. like well if you have [ __ ] you money and. you don't say [ __ ] you once in a while. that's crazy Rogan when they came after. Rogan with that nword uh compilation. that's a different story because here's. the deal he's not a guy that he doesn't. I don't think he thinks why people.

should go around willy-nilly using that. word willy-nilly yeah willy-nilly. himself black gu willy-nilly is okay to. use it I use whatever word I want don't. think you should be calling Wily nilly. that I don't think Joe is I don't think. Jo call willy nilly the N word yeah Joe. was um I think Joe was literally going I. regret using that word act like real. realistically yeah I don't think he was. like I have to fold for yeah Spotify mhm. I I think he looked back on it and was. like uh he's got kids he's got daughter.

you know what I mean I don't think I. don't think he wants them saying that. joke about Planet of the Apes. [Laughter]. although I don't I don't think I watched. the clip when it came out I I saw I saw. the headline I was like I've heard the. n-word. before I have as well yeah I don't know. I've been to gas digital. been to the gas digital now I've already. heard the nword I don't know what are we. promoting gentlemen here on the uh at.

the end of this we've solv so many. problems in comedy uh I guess yeah I. just I've I've seen I feel like I've. just caused more problems for myself. well I'm getting three lawsuits yeah. Brock Pierce uh uh ey analyst ey analyst. rough note to start off with. yeah well I mean listen it gives context. to Puerto Rico yeah. I love by the way that is the thing. about white people it's just your Island. will be colonized by white pedophiles no. matter what you do right like you're.

coming now or later yeah Nick Mullen the. special is out on the Adam Friedland. Show YouTube Adam freedland show this. come out tomorrow oh yeah so Sunday with. Abby Martin we're dropping two episodes. this and Abby Martin Abby Martin take a. look at that one Sunday is the premiere. to be on the Adam freand show channel if. you haven't watched the Adam freand show. please check it out um our last one was. with Dave poroy from bar stool uh but. yeah Premier Sunday we might do like a. live stream Premiere thing there's like. a YouTube Premiere so we might get all.

the cameras going in the studio and have. a party Lis J Gomez is the proprietor. and CEO of the gas digital Network on. the gas digital Network you'll find. shows like Legion of skanks the real ass. podcast part of the problem with Dave. Smith and many others Lewis. ofc. that is the website new tour coming. up is where you can find his new tour. where he'll be going to Lisbon Portugal. with 15 people and then wondering why he. has not turned a profit he'll be playing. a cafe there check out my half hour that.

I just put out on my YouTube channel I. have my first special up there as well L. Shay Gomez presents Louis Shay Gomez and. uh yeah the meaty ogre tour coming to a. city near you I want to come on a few. dates of that to just jump on it just. for fun I would love you because we. enjoy you we talked about you on Matt. and Shane good I heard you guys said all. good things it's always amazing things. but we talked about how at the beginning. of gas digital you would have the these. meetings in Ralph's house and you'll be. you'd be like you'll be like now Brenda. is our new ad person and it would just. be like a [ __ ] woman from Staten.

Island with a shopping bag and she'd. have like one eye would' be like. wandering and you'd be like Brenda. what's going on with the ads and she'd. be like the ads St at and you'd be like. good good but no we said amazing things. all right I love both of you always. great to see you thank you for coming on. and we'll see you soon love you thank. you.