Backrooms, Spencer Pratt, & The D’Amelio Family Disaster | The Tim Dillon Show #498

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. I directed backroom that kid's a fraud, that kid's full of shit. He's a fraud. I directed that movie. It was my fucking idea. And that money's mine. And we're coming for your throat. That is my fucking money. A hundred million dollars in an opening weekend. Backroom, someone got lost in a store. That's my money. I directed that. What did they bring in? Opening weekend back rooms.

118 million globally, 118 million globally. of my money stolen from me by the Hollywood system, by a child and that other guy, Curry Barker obsession. I directed that. I also directed obsession. How much did that bring in opening weekend? This is how Hollywood is gonna repair itself. By the way, we're gonna have young people.

with the inspiring stories, but so first weekend was 17 million. Second weekend, 23 million. Third weekend, 26 million. Global growth surpassed 166 million worldwide, and it had a tiny budget of roughly 750,000 to 1 million. Now, these are undeniably Hollywood success stories, and many of you are out there going, and does that mean I'm going to have a similar experience? No, do not read too much into this.

This is not the beginning of a trend. This is not the beginning of a wave in which you will catch. This is not that. These are lovable flukes. They're flukes, that's what it means. And there's nothing it, they're good movies. and they're talented people, but it does not apply to you. It does not apply to you eating cat food in your. living room on the floor. Well, I just, well, I bet I'll make a hundred million.

to shut up. You are. You are not. This doesn't affect, you know. how many losers I have had tell me. that they feel inspired by this? I hate that. I hate that. They should do the reverse. It should make you feel. that it is less impossible now than ever. because they've already done it. But people, people need hope. And I get it, and I understand that.

And I don't begrudge anyone. that I'm just saying I am getting calls from. I mean, zeros, it's unbelievable. The people that have my number somehow, somehow some way have ways to contact me, telling me, well, Hollywood be damned. These young Fox made a lot of money. And now by the way, you would think, are these young people Tim calling you? Are they young people? No. Are they filmmakers even? Absolutely not.

These are, these are people on, on in their middle age. who are out of their minds. Many of them are on drugs, and they're calling me. and they're going, it all seems possible. Now, finally, a movie did well at the box office, a horror movie, and it was made for a low budget. So I am going to replicate that. You will not, you are not going to do that.

And by the way, if you do, great, great an egg on my face. But you will not be able to do that. So I just put these things in their perspective. Can anyone put anything in perspective? Can anyone just be happy for these gentlemen? And put it in perspective? It does not mean that there is going to be a whirlwind. of successful projects that will now involve you. It is quite rare that a movie at.

that budget makes that amount of money. Why? Well, you know, I can prove it's rare. because it's such a big fucking story. Like everyone like Spencer Pratt's gonna be the new Trump, and then there's gonna be all these people. It's not gonna happen. Nothing is changing. Here is the message for today, and it is a message actually of hope. Nothing is changing. Nothing is happening. Nothing is happening. Nothing is changing. Nothing is happening. The idea that things are happening is a mirage.

It is not water in the desert. It is more desert. It looks like water. And if you feel like it's good, Ooh, look, I have water now we're gonna get honey. Tell the donkey to just trudge on a little while longer. There's water over there. There is not, there is not, nothing is happening. Karen Bass is winning again in LA whether you, whether you like it or not, I'm not commenting on whether you like it or not. I don't care what you think about it. It's, it's gonna happen. Nithy Raman will probably surpass him.

When the mail-in votes come in, they're all gonna come in. She's already gaining on him. She's at 23.4, he's at 29.4 basses at 35. Listen, if things stay where they are, he had a second place finish, it's a little impressive. But Karen Bass will get almost all, if not all. of Niha Rams votes. and will breeze. into the election. Spencer Pratt is excited.

because he can spend the next five months shooting. His reality show. Doesn't mean that I hate Spencer Pratt. or that all of his ideas are bad or whatever. Here's what it simply means. Nothing is happening. Nothing is happening. Don't think it is. There's no shake up. It's not happening. So you are gonna, you are reading too much into things. Now, all of these people that I talk to, the main problem I have with a lot of what they're saying is. because everyone's so desperate.

and hopeless, now everybody is reading. so much into every single thing that happens. And they're like, well, if I, this is, this is a groundbreaking Hollywood taking. notice, taking notice. What does that even mean? What does it mean? Hollywood's finally taking notice of. you can make an independent movie and they may buy it, but by the way, that was true 10 years ago.

It's true now. And unless we're all in a cyber prison in 20 years. or 10 years, it'll be true then. It's always been true. The Blair Witch Project, I was talking to Ray about that. Like, these things can happen now, will they, will they be more frequent or will I don't know. I don't know. Is Spencer Pratt gonna grab the reins in the. most liberal state in the country and win? No, no, no. It was never going to happen.

Nothing is happening. How freeing and how beautiful that is. You can choose to make something different for dinner. You can make you choice to do what you want to do. But I'm telling you right now, stop looking. for these grand narratives with things like this. Here's what Spencer Pratt should do. Spencer Pratt has claimed that if he loses this election, he is going to leave Los Angeles, California.

This is his big quote. He's like, if I lose this election, I am leaving Los Angeles. He's threatening to leave. Now we know that Spencer Pratt, reality star. prominently featured on the show, the Hills many years ago, has mounted a pretty successful campaign for mayor. of Los Angeles using pretty adept social media skills. He's pretty funny. He's affable and. and large parts of LA are an unlivable hellscape.

And and he's pointed that out. He's pointing it out and people are going, they're happy. with that and he's gonna save la. And here's the thing about la, it's the same. I was just in London. I'll talk about. that in a minute briefly. But you don't need to save la You don't need to save London. None of it. None of it's gonna be saved. There are large swaths of it that are actually great. They're fine. And the ones that aren't are only going. to get worse.

You know, I, I know that that's not a a, this is why I don't run for anything. This is why I'm not like on the stump. Obviously I don't wanna be a politician, but like they have to get up and go, no, no, no, no, no. It's just a matter of one or two things. We fix that. Well then it's all gravy. We fix that and everything's coming up, bro. No, no, no. Skid row's been skid for a long fucking time. Has it gotten worse? Sure. Is it gonna get better in la? Probably not. Maybe marginally better for the Olympics,

but you gotta create a life in LA that can, you can insulate yourself. And by the way, that's all over the world. That's in Texas. That's in any of these red states that claim. that they don't have these problems. Certainly in the blue states, they've gone insane. And if Democrats were smart, they go, why. is our ideology moving people in the direction. of Spencer Pratt? That would be a thought that they should have. Obviously Seattle and Portland, LA.

and San Francisco have gone insane, but San Francisco's getting better right now. Well, why is it getting better? Well, all the AI companies are moving in, so that's not great. But that's why San Francisco's getting better. Things don't always get better in the way. that you would want them to get better. You go, oh, San Francisco. Wow. I went the other day. I, you know, my wife. and you know, it used to be a homeless guy, you know, like, you know, sitting on our car. But that's gone. Why? Well, a bunch of people have moved there to try. to figure out how to build data centres.

to replace you and your family. And they want clean streets. So, so, oh, oh, oh, that's why it's better. Yeah, it's the eye of Saron now. That's why it's better. There was no crime. and Moreor, everybody was on the same page. So things don't always get better in the way. that you would want them to get better. For example, London recently just got rid. of this non dom rule, this non domicile rule, which means.

for many, many years you could live in London. as a predominantly full-time resident, but if you made your money in like Kazakhstan. and natural gas. or whatever, you didn't have to pay UK taxes on that. So it was kind of a fun scam. You'd come from another country, you'd have businesses in the, in that country. and some of those countries didn't, didn't have high tax burdens.

And you could live in the UK. and enjoy the benefits of London. and re put your kids in a private school. and go to Arab's, the big department store. and go to the restaurants. and have your little dictator children drive their Ferraris. around fucking Kensington and live that life. and put them in little prep schools. and have them be English gentlemen. and they'll have their little British accents. Father, father, why you wanted it. to Hague father, all of these things. And then London recently the UK just said, we're getting rid.

of non dom, we're getting rid of that. You can no longer live here. Yeah, the UK non dom, non domicile tax regime was officially abolished. and replaced with a new residence based system. High net worth individuals living in London no longer avoid. UK taxes on worldwide income. Okay, here's what's happening. People are leaving, they're leaving, they're leaving. I'm just telling you what's happening. You can't run a scam for fucking years.

and then turn around to a bunch of people. and go, Hey, that scam we were running. We're not doing that anymore. But you still like the food, right? Don't you wanna stay here for our fish pudding? No. Out they leave, they go to Dubai. and they go to wherever they go and it doesn't even matter. A lot of them leave, some of them stay, but a lot of those people who lived there primarily. because it was a scam and it had things they liked, but the reason they liked those things so much is.

'cause they didn't have to pay for them. They didn't have to pay for them. Now we know that, by the way, and I've talked endlessly on this show about. what a dysfunctional way to run a society this is, we know. that, but we've done it for a long time. And when you make an abrupt change like that, it does have an effect. So when all. of these AI companies converge on San Francisco.

to do things that all of us might not like, the actual metropolis. of San Francisco starts looking a lot better. People start pumping money into it. People care about it. It's not in that quote unquote doom loop. that it was in, but why? Is it because we're paying teachers more. or firefighters or nurses? Or like, is it because people can afford San? No and it's increasingly becoming unaffordable.

So basically you have an influx. of AI money cleaning up this city, but it is getting cleaned up, but it's not the way that you would want. So Spencer Pratt has said, I'm going. to leave Los Angeles if I lose, if I lose the mayoral race, I'm out. And here's what Spencer Pratt should do if he had balls. Spencer Pratt got into the race. because his house burned down, his mother's house burned down his entire block in the.

Palisades burned down Spencer Pratt. If you are listening to this show, and I don't know if you are, if you lose. and you will statistically, there is no way you can win. Looking at the numbers, if you lose this election, you should not leave la. You should burn it the fuck down. Literally burn it the fuck down, burn the rest of it down. Spencer Pratt should dedicate the rest of his life to going. around LA at night like a psychopath.

with a gas can burning down the homes of the people. that weren't infected. Let them smell the smoke. Spencer. Let them breathe in the ash, burn their fucking houses down. Get up trash can man from the stand, trash can man from the stand. Stephen King's miniseries to stand. There was a character called Trashcan Man, Spencer Pratt, if you are listening to this programme, God I hope you are,

you must spend the rest of your life engaging in. what they would call ecoterrorism, ecoterrorism, meaning terrorism, environmental. You gotta go out and start burning the fuck. You gotta burn it down in the middle of the night, you're in a van, you get a couple of homeless people, you get a couple of assorted psychopaths. and you go out on nightly raids, you go out on nightly raids. and you burn, you burn this shit down.

If Spencer Pratt was the man, this is Spencer Pratt. if Spencer Pratt has it in him, when he loses, he immediately looks like this. And he becomes trashcan man from the stand. Here he goes. This is how he goes into his campaign rally. When, when he declares, when he has to concede. This is what it looks like. What he concedes. That's right. Burn it down baby. Rediscover.

Your la fire has brought Spencer p Pratt. Okay, get rid of it. We get it. Spencer Pratt fire has brought him back into relevance. Now, Spencer Pratt likes relevance. Now it did it in a painful way. It took his home, but it's also filled him. There's more life in that man than I've seen in years. And I know that because he hasn't been. on television in years. He's back, baby, in a big way. Now you must use fire. and it has to work for you Start going on nightly ra as soon. as you lose his election.

Here's the thing, the ISS over. You're not gonna be the mayor. Fuck a reality show. Ain't nobody wanna, is gonna watch that shit. You need to move into the final phase of your life. because here's the thing, you will be killed. or you will be imprisoned at the end of this. You will, your body will be riddled in hail. of bullets at the end of this. Because eventually the cops are gonna pull up. and they're gonna go, yeah, we thought it was Spencer Pratt. and you're gonna have the gas can. and there's gonna be a mansion on fire. And you'll be laughing like the joker. You'll be running down the street.

and you'll point at the cops. You go, yes, see this, you see what you made me do? That's his catchphrase. You see what you made me do? And you burned down large things too, obviously homes, but very big homes and palatial homes, but also commercial buildings and strip malls try to burn. And you, some of this will have to use explosives. Sorry, sorry. And people, a few of them will die. You don't wanna kill a lot of people, but there'll be a night guard.

or whatever and he'll have to get it. But the, the point is this, you must, if you are Spencer Pratt and you lose the La Mayor oral. election, go on nightly raids. and begin to plant explosives in LA buildings, both residential and commercial light buildings on fire, you're gonna have to kill people. Not a lot of them, but a few. of them will be collateral damage, sadly, an onlooker or something. You can't control the blaze. And then you're gonna need to tag all you're, there's gonna be a massive FBI manhunt.

There's gonna be a massive FBI manhunt for you. People are gonna be very upset. and you can't get caught for a while. You have to do these things pretty shrewdly so. that it builds the mystique. It's like Banksy, that artist who never said who he was, but instead of making these dumb art things, he just burned down stuff. And you should tag all of the things you burn. and you should try to burn down as much as you can. of Los Angeles before you arrested or killed.

You probably be killed. And you wanna, you wanna die, you wanna die. I know you have kids and a wife. I get it. It's sad You've chosen your path. I know it. You are right now to become a eco terrorist on a level. that we've never seen. I'm giving you instructions, I hope you take them. I can't, I'm telling you, I'm telling you what you must do. These ballots might be not so smart. The ballot, whatever they're doing, the harvesting, whatever, she's getting all these mail-in ballots. Fine. Here's what I'm saying, bub,

I, I don't know that everything's on the up and up here. I don't know about that. So if I were you, I would grab a gas can. and run through the city like a bat outta hell. And you should burn it all. and start as many fires. as you can in the 72 hours that. you, right after you lose and have an effect. Have an effect. Go out and,

and it would be like Batman if you still appeared on talk. shows for a little while during the day, but started the fires at night. and then you could still still have it be your big issue. You could be like, you see these fucking fires, man, if I was in there. And then maybe there's a recall election and Karen's out. before they even catch you and you do become the mayor. But Mr. Pratt, you will only be the mayor if you use the time. after you lose or now. before you, even if you're denied the opportunity.

of a runoff or whatever. Mr. Pratt, listen up. Serious advice, please listen up. Spencer Pratt, friend of the show. You must burn it down. Literally, not figuratively. Sure these campaign ads are cute, but you know what's, what's really effective? Starting fires all over the city, like where the, the firemen can't even keep up with them. That's the advice. Spencer Pratt, that's the advice. Stash is an investing app.

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It's my city of you know, that I love. and blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah. But it was lovely being in London, they are having a little bit of their 2020 moment now, meaning like they're having issues with migration, they're having issues with speech, they're having a lot. of protests, there's duelling protests. You've got the Tommy Robinson guy, he's like more of a, you know, restore British sovereignty thing, anti-immigration.

Then you have people on the other side of that. that are like, stop the support of Israel. And they also are like, hey, more immigration. So you have definitely a. situation there that could get, it's a little combustible. And this, this sad thing happened where this kid, Henry Noac, who was this kid in Southampton, the UK was stabbed. He's a young kid, young guy, young man, 18, 19,

he gets stabbed and by a Sikh. and these are usually very peaceful people to Sikhs. And the Sikhs have a ceremonial knife. and the Sikh has a ceremonial knife and he stabs Henry Noack. and the cops show up and the Sikh goes, Hey, I was a victim of a hate crime. And Henry Noack goes, Hey, I was stabbed. And the cops and the seat goes, he's lying. And like the other cop, one of the women goes, yeah, we know he is lying but we gotta check anyway. Well it turns out they cuffed Henry Noack, the kid.

who was stabbed, the white kid who was stabbed. and he bleeds out. and he then dies in handcuffs. and he says, I can't breathe that, that thing that George Floyd said. And so now there is a huge. kerfuffle bruhaha in. the United Kingdom and it's all over this. It's all over the idea. that the police are showing preferential treatment. to migrants or non-white people.

Perhaps this is the idea. Certain edicts have come out like things, directives from the cops saying that we have, you know, this, this idea of two tier policing. There is a quote in the directive saying, we're not gonna treat everyone equally, you know, which basically means like we realise there's been inequity. in how we've dealt with different groups of people. and we're gonna correct that now. And so what that has led. to is if this young white kid goes, Hey, I got stabbed.

And this Sikh was like, hey, he didn't, or the seek. because he's lying and I was the victim of a hate crime. because of these directives that require cops. to take all this other stuff into account. They're not just appraising the scene, they're going, well let's look at the historical content. And these are cops. These are not bright people, no offence. to cops, but they're not the brightest people. That doesn't mean they're the dumbest people, but police are not the brightest people.

So you're asking a cop who's like a cop. And I'm not saying like I'm not denigrating them. I believe we need them, I believe we should pay them, but a cop really should just respond. to the facts on the ground. And some of them can't even do that. So now we're asking them to take like all. of these other considerations into account about like. what is the historical trauma that might be playing out here.

and on what scale. and how can I use my position as a cop? This weird, this, you know, they dress insane in Britain, they have these little hats. They walk around with a club a lot, they don't even have guns like, and they're like, how can I use my, my position here to, to make sure that I am honouring. the directives from the home office telling me that I need. to be equitable in all my actions.

Official guidance documents from bodies like the College. of Policing and the National Police Chief's Council state. that equality and fairness are sometimes achieved. through equity rather than by treating everyone the same. They don't, that cop doesn't even know what that means. A cop does not even know what that means. By the way, I don't even, I don't even agree with that. But I know what it means. I'm a genius, I'm a podcaster. But these cops, a lot of them are idiots. They have clubs, they just walk around, they just club a, you know what a, the job of a British cop.

as you see an Irish guy in the street. and you hit 'em, you hit 'em. to get back into his little slum, get in your slum, you dumb mic. That's what my whole family dealt with for years. Some drunk from my family would just start going out in the. street and yelling and screaming. And these British. to some constable would hop outta the car dressed like. Paddington the bear and start whacking 'em with a club. and they would gang up on 'em and hit 'em with a club. Now you're asking these people.

who like live in a pretend reality over there. Like, and it's not to say that like it, it's just a different thing over there. They've got, I'm the barrenness of shut up, it's fake, it's fine. But like you know, my husband is 200th in line to the throne. He is the whatever. Now we're asking these people to understand. what that even means. Fairness is sometimes achieved through equity, rather. that they don't know what equity means. They don't know what any of it means. Anti-racism framework such as the police race action plan,

which instruct officers to consider the distinct historical. and demographic context. of different communities of suspects. Oh my god, what hit the Irishman. with a stick. That was their job for 200 years. Hit the Irish drunk with a stick, back him down. and then put him back in his slum. Now we want them to consider the historical.

and demographic context of different communities. and suspects rather than utilising an entirely. colorblind approach. So these cops show up on the thing they gotta seek. and a white kid bleeding. that the seek goes this white kid's being a racist. Now they can't doubt that they have to agree with the Sikh. Alright, let's watch this. It is depressing because what is this? The kid's dying, right? This is sad. - Yeah, this is the body cam footage. - Alright, this is body cam footage.

So we are gonna watch this, but don't put an ad right. after this 'cause someone will get pissed. It's very hard to watch somebody bleed out. and then try to sell fucking, you know, blue chip, whatever the fuck we're selling on this. Goddamn. Put it on. R repeat everyone. By the way, this is the body cam footage of this. Here we are. Slip from there. There's other shoes left over there mate. - What's your name mate? - What's your name? Mike. Huh?

- Has anyone been hurt other than him? - See, stop it for a minute. Can you tell how dumb the cops are already? Has anyone been hurt other than him? The cops are drunk, the cops are stabbing. Do you know how dumb? Can you imagine ex the guy. that you just heard in this video? Can you imagine asking him, is he considering it a framework, the historical framework. of what happened, what historical framework. Someone got knifed. It happens every day. It's not about the historical framework,

but think about the, as you listen. to this call anybody or in him, him. What's going on over there? Love. Hey Brav, what'd you do? You got a little, you got a little, got a little excited with a B blind. I think I slip into Australian. You know when I do a British like that, I do slip into an Australian accent, which now people are gonna say, are you breaking up.

death video to do bits? Here's the thing, folks, the kid's already dead. Did I stab him? No. Sikh dead with a ceremonial knife. But my thing is this, think of how dumb these cops are. I mean they're real retards over there to cops. They're dumb. They're dumb here. They're dumb in most plate. Not all cops by the way. There's cops that listen to this show. You are brilliant. You are the smartest people in the world. I'm not talking to you. If you listen to this show and you buy the products. and the ads and you like and subscribe.

and tell your friends about the show. and you help the show move up the charts. I am obviously not speaking about you, but the people you hate at work, those idiots. who don't listen to me, you listen. to other people, it's them. They're the fucking problem. And we both know that. But we're asking these lug head empty head cops in, in the uk whose entire job. for 200 years was just beating drunks in the. street with a club. That's what they would do. That's their whole job.

There was a, they had a row at a pub, like someone has a row at a pub, somebody gets thrown. through a window and then they come in. and they start hitting that guy with the club. and then they bring him to the jail. Now we're asking them to, well can you assess the cultural ramifications of the what, what are you talking about? Okay, let's, let's play the rest of this, please. Here, let's treat this sensitively folks. - Right? My brother, he took my turban off.

So I grabbing my head. Are you injured? Yeah, yeah, I've got swollen eye. Little bit. Alright, step back a little bit for me. Someone flagged these down, - Stu. Alright, let's get. - You outta there, - Shall we? By the way, I'm gonna use this next time I'm in the UK. and somebody's like, Mr. Dylan, did you smoke a cigarette in the room? I'm gonna go, someone took my turban. Why don't you focus on that? Focus on someone who just stole my turban.

- Arm. - Come running around the - Corner. What's happened to you? Right? This, you've been stabbed. whereabouts I think you have, right? - I don't think you have. See, so immediately the cops who, who are, which is a hilarious thing. to lie about being stabbed. There was just something. Now I guess drunk people lie about. everything, but there was just something funny about like,

like going like, I've been stabbed. And then they like, lift up your shirt. and you're not stabbed and you're just shrug. And you're like, gotcha. So this guy goes, I've been stabbed. And they go, I don't think you have. So their initial reaction is to go, I don't think you've been stabbed, mate. Might, I don't think you've been stabbed. I wish this was all with the, with the, the northern accents. I love the northern accents where they're like, that looks like that SD kid from Liverpool.

I like the scout accent B, you ever see that show adolescence? They're like, Jamie, why you? That's a fun show that adolescents, it's about this kid who's inspired by Andrew Tate. to carve a bitch up in a, in a parking lot. Now I, it was a little heavy, but what the acting's phenomenal. Now it's a little heavy handed on the messaging. Like it's a little, like, there's a, a, a part in it. where like, they're like, why did you stab this girl? And like the kid's like, well I was listening to Joe.

i's listening to Joe, and I go, I'll go down a rabbit hole and I'll found Andra t. and then from Andra tie it. It's like, it's a little heavy handed. with the messaging there, but it's phenomenal acting. and it, it's great acting. But I do like that northern accent. So I would prefer this death video to be in. that sort of dialect. But let's see a little bit more of it.

I don't wanna be ghoulish and keep watching it, but, so this is what people are upset about over there. because this kid goes, Hey, I've been stabbed. And the cop goes, no, you haven't. 'cause the cop looks at him, he's a white kid. The cop's like, you're, you're probably fibbing. I have to believe this Sikh, go on. You've got enough. I wanna keep you up. Keep. - Hand - Hump. - Put the hand in the cuff mate. - Yeah, so I mean, all right, let's, this is ghoulish.

Get outta here. We, we don't wanna watch this, but so they're cuffing this dead kid on the ground. So now obviously the two reactions. to this are let's attack random brown people. Obviously, wrong, wrong, bad, not good. We don't wanna start doing that. That's terrible. That's anti civilization, that's violence, that's insane. That's what we all know this. And then the other response. to it is from like the polite society people is. to ignore it completely. and to go it actually doesn't mean anything.

There's no meaning to be found in this one. There's meaning to be found in every other. thing, but not this one. Like, so you go in London, people are very terrified there of offending anyone. Not everyone, but a lot of people, like I asked a comic. to open for me, I did did a couple of shows. There's sweet kid, nice kid, but he was like, oh, oh, oh. And he was like, well why not have a funeral. and the next not have a show. And so, but, but again, because here's the deal. These people, they all, there's no real. internet stuff going on over there.

You work for the B, B, C. If the BBC calls you a racist, you starve in the street. and you die people there. And they're 10 years behind us, they, they read tabloids in the supermarket. They watch what's on the tube. They watch B, B, C, what's on the telly? They like, they, they like rules, they like regulat. And I'm not saying that we're great by the way, every week I'd say we're not great. But I will say that what they are used. to over there is much more. of a top down paramilitary type of like overt.

system of customs laws, rules. Some of those things are nice, some of them are quaint, some. of them are seem a little silly in 2026. But all of them inspire a sense. of compliance a little bit in the public. And those people tend to be a little afraid, like they're stunned in America that we can kind of say. what we want wherever we want and that we get paid to do it. That is not the way that happens over there.

Now that doesn't mean that you have. brilliant comedians there. We could DVA and should be car. And a lot of people, and I'm not saying people are getting. arrested for making a off-color joke, but what I am saying is there is much more social pressure. in that system currently. to have the quote unquote right opinion. than there is in the United States. because we had that 2020 moment six years ago. They're having it now, not directly. attributable to this case. I just mean like the dam is breaking. People are a little sick of not being able to discuss things.

that are actually happening around them. And they feel that they are being stymied by a system. of customs. and you know, you know, requirements that none of them signed up for. And the way that they have to conduct these conversations in. polite society, they feel like they have been limited. and they're getting sick of that. So they are basically, the dam is breaking because that's the thing. When you try to shut people up, it will work for a period.

of time and then you have to start killing them. You actually have to start killing people. 'cause people's mouths are so big. and it's what most people do. Most people just talk, some people fight, some people like, you know, are are like go rowing. Some people jog up a hill, some people use drugs. But most people, the predominant thing they do in their life is talk.

That is what they do. That's the muscle that gets used the most. That's what people do. So when you shut that off. or guilt people into doing it a certain way. or try to control it, it will never work forever. Then you have to move in and kill them. You have to do two things with a mouth. Buy them or kill them. You have to buy them off or kill them. So that's basically where Britain is right now. I love my time in London. I was there 21 days, we missed last week.

And we, we I appreciate it. I like, I like it there. It's an important place. A a lot of my listen, I went to France for a few days. I love that Italy, south France are more beautiful. The food's better, whatever. They're not. interesting and they don't matter. South France and Italy are. just not interesting and they don't matter. London's interesting. It's one. of the oldest societies in the world. One of the other ones. Beirut is getting destroyed right. now by Israel. A country whose commitment to peace is, I gotta be honest, a little questionable. But Britain is one.

of the oldest civilised societies in the world. There's many others. I'm not. You are saying that because they're white? No, it's just one of the oldest. and they've been around a long time. London's an amazing city. It's cosmopolitan, it's global. But the tension points of that culture and the way. and the, the benefits of it, the things. where they do things a lot better than we. do are interesting to see. And the things where they don't do things as well. as I think we do that those are interesting things. for me to observe and to think about. And I talk to a lot of people there that do.

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of getting bad press for going out. And the young tiktoks didn't care. They were like 16. They would, you'd be at a restaurant. and you'd see like these mobs of children. You didn't know who they were, but they were. all millionaires. And some waitress would have to explain to them. what Brene's sauce was. And it was terribly embarrassing because all those waiters. and waitresses had moved to LA to be actors. And of course. because of the pandemic, they, you know, they couldn't get any work. And then the only people. that were making any money were these kids doing these. dances on TikTok. Now, now this seems like ancient history and it it is,

but the biggest of all of these people was Charlie Emilio. and her sister Dixie Emilio. They were the two biggest tiktoks of their generation. There were several others, Addison Ray and whatever. But the DM Elios symbolised the. meteoric rise you could have on TikTok Now, and we've talked about them before in the show a few times. Their parents recently have been accused. of stealing their money, stealing Charlie Delio,

who's the younger of the two sisters. and was the more successful one. I did not steal from my daughter, Charlie Dalio's dad. Well, here's what I say to that. You cock you should have, you should have. the Lio and yes, of course he's probably stole from his daughter, allegedly. Let's read a little bit. Charlie Emilio's dad is. fighting back against claims. Millions of dollars were stolen from her account while under.

the watch of him and his wife. The report originally came from Dumond alleged the TikTok. superstar became aware of the missing cash. after her parents, mark. and Heidi were supposed to have been. removed from her account. The gossip account also POed posed, posted. that the issue caused a rift in the family. with Charlie's sister, Dixie siding with their parents. Mark Delio said, no one called me for an interview. This is not true. We love Charlie, but she's being manipulated in either the receipts. over the last six years. We have remained silent and never addressed gossip. But the time has come to set the record straight,

she's always had a team in place. Lawyers, a business manager and agent. We purposely set it up that way. Not sure if you know anything about our family, but we were doing fine before Dick Doc. Here's the deal. Here's the deal folks. Here's the deal. This is what it is. When your children are famous, when your children get famous, you have every right,

listen to me out there. You have every right to steal their money. It is a time honoured tradition. It is the reason that your children are famous. It's so that you can steal their money. Your children are not, first of all, that that, that lady, Ms. Delio was not famous for any real reason. She was famous because a Chinese guy flipped the switch. and she looked like the girl next door. And this is all kind of well known now about what TikTok.

was and kind of is. And they created these things called icons in the beginning. of TikTok to get people onto the site. And they chose people that had certain looks. And Charlie Delio was a girl next door and she was a dancer. and it was a dancing app. And she got famous and was she a hard worker? Maybe. Is she a lovely person? That's, maybe she is. I don't know. I don't know. But I'm telling you right now, her parents were well within their rights. to steal her money.

because she was famous for nothing. easy come, easy go. And they, okay, is this him talking about it? - Yeah. - Let's see this liar. Let's see this liar. By the way, of course I would've stolen her money if. that bitch, I would've been like, she's famous for doing. what now? She is making what? For what? Our daughter's a multimillionaire. She's shaking her ass on TikTok for paedophiles.

I'm stealing the money. I'm stealing the money. We're pimping our daughter out. for fucking paedophiles on a Chinese dancing app. Yes, I'll be stealing the money. What? Woo. What is this Masterpiece Theatre? This is a, this is a disease. This app was a disease. It was like a weapon used against us. Whatever it was. This whole idea, Steeler. Now this guy's a shady fuck. We've talked about him on the show before.

The whole family's criminals. I met them one time, actually really liked. them because of that. And he had every right. and in fact, dare I say, responsibility. to steal money from his talentless children. When you are a parent of a successful child, you hate them. I'll say it again, I'll say it again. When you are a parent of a successful child, you hate them. A part of you hates them. You're living.

vicariously through them. The oldest and greatest musical in our country, gypsy is about this thing. And Audrey McDonald was brilliant in it. Now it's off and you'll never see it on Broadway. And but the point is this, it is a long held American tradition to try. to live vicariously through your children. And when they make it a part of you burns inside. Because even though you are happy for them, you are angry. that it is not you on the stage. It is not you shaking your ass on a Chinese dancing app.

It is not you. that people magazine wants to do the interview with. And you're like, but I raised her. She has my DNA, I'm the one that's interesting. I'm the one that's worked hard. So the only thing left you have to do at. that point is to steal their money. That's why they steal all of their money. because they hate their children. Not, not, not every part of them, but they, they get so successful. And then the parents, they, they have to do something. So in order to feel better about this,

they steal their children's money. And I could not be more. supportive of this. I believe in this. I defend this man. I wish he stole all of her money. I wish he stole it all and gave it to Israel. I wish he stole every dollar she earned. and gave it to Israel. because they are committed to peace.

by the way they are committed. I've never, I've never seen a country as committed. to peace as that country. Let's listen to this. Mark Emilio, a friend of the show defending himself, I guess against accusations. that he stole his daughter's money. I I, I would go the other way on this. I would go, her money's my money. She was a minor. She lived in my house. She was dancing on a Chinese app. I get her money and I get to decide. what she makes. Mark Delio. - And look, someone just wrote another,

- Let stop, stop it right there. Everyone that starts, Hey look, is guilty. There is no, hey look, there is no innocent person in this country. who starts a sentence with, Hey look, hey look, hey look. Hey look. Play that again. Play those words again, please. - Hey look, someone just. - Looked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey look, people said they stole my daughter's money. Hey look, what do you want me to do? She had money. It was in the bank. We don't even know.

why we don't get it. The world went mad. They started giving these 16 year olds money. to do lip-syncing challenges. Yeah, I stole it. What do you think? I'm gonna do not steal it. Let's, let's hear 'em out. - Another family ruined by fame. We're not ruined. I feel more normal now than I ever did. I'm just not gonna let people lie. So, so a website that said, said, we, - We, he's by the way, stop, stop this video.

I've never seen a guiltier person than this man. I have met the laughing in the middle. He's like, he's like, we're not ruin. I mean, we're, I'm, I feel more normal now than I ever have. I mean, this guy is so incredibly guilty. Look at him. Look how much he enjoys stealing that money. Look at that face. Look how happy he is stealing that money. Why would you want him to not steal that money? She's still got enough money. It's fine. You know, here's the deal.

It's a little selfish of Charlie Delio. to walk out on her parents just 'cause they stole her money. She's the problem. She's the one who's destroying the family. She has enough money. She should just let her parents steal from her. because it's the only thing that keeps them alive. The only thing that is keeping them. alive and keeping them happy. The only thing that makes him feel like a man is. stealing from his daughter. And the fact that she takes. that away from him is disgusting. It's disgusting. The fact that she would ruin a family unit.

by calling him out on this publicly is disgusting. Let's, let's finish here. Please. - Took Mo that said they, I forgot what you said. Something along the lines of we took. money and put it offshore. I don't even, I wouldn't even know how to do that. - Okay, ano by the way, by the way, stop it. This is another thing that no one people go, they're like, I, I wouldn't even know how to do. What do you mean? What do you. mean you wouldn't know how to do it? They're saying we put money offshore.

I I, I I would, I wouldn't even know how to do. What does that even mean? You just go to the Cayman Islands, ask somebody, take a flight to the Cayman Islands. and sit there and go, how could we make some. of this money to go to Switzerland? Go ask. What are you talking about? Ask another rich person. Ask a wealthy person. What? Even I wouldn't even know how to, I won't even, I don't even. - Like, come on dude. We got our own money. We're fine. This was never being going.

through this process was never about money. It was, - It isn't. Stop it. He's right about that. It's not that they were destitute or needed her money. He was not stealing from her because he needed her money. He was stealing from her because it made him feel like a man. and it made him feel alive. And he hates his children because they are successful. And I respect and, and honour that. And I acknowledge that. and that it is uncomfortable and painful. But many parents, including my own, hate their children. because they're successful. And that's okay. It doesn't matter.

I I still love my parents. It doesn't matter. I don't, I don't begrudge them that feeling. But this man, it was never, but he's right about that. See, that's when, when he goes, it's never about money. That's the only time he's telling the truth. 'cause it, it isn't, he didn't steal from. her because he needed the money. He stole from her. because he felt like it was the right thing to do. He felt undervalued. He resented her level of success. and he stole her money because of that. And, and I am, I side with him.

and I, I I, I, I, I say, I say a pox on his daughter, that witch who said, you stole my money. She should have quietly kept her mouth shut. and said, I realise how important it's for my father. to steal this money so he can feel alive, play it, - Having this crazy awesome experience with my family. And that's it. So the balance. of being a dad when you're going through this, when your kids are making a lot of money, the, the hard part is. - Not stealing from, - Like, you see opportunity.

that I never had as a kid here. It's, but I also saw the other dads like, here it's, you know, I heard about Michael Jackson's dad, right? And these crazy dads that just pushed their kids. Yeah, I never did that. Right? - And you're like, why are they. even, why do they have any money? You're like, why? What is he? See, he's, they always tell on themself. Everyone tells on themself. So what's happening here is he's confessing. This is a confession. He thinks it's a, this is what's hilarious. He thinks it's a denial. It's a confession. He thinks he's denying the charges. He's confessing to the crime. This is unbelievable.

He's like, you know, you see these kids get famous. Here's the way, here's what, here's. what an honest person does. Or at least a smart person who's dishonest. Ready? Yeah. I hope her mental health is okay. And I hope she's not on any kind of drugs. because she's clearly being manipulated by people. And I love her. She's my daughter. and would love to talk to her whenever she wants. to talk to me without cameras. Goodnight. That's what an honest, that's. what somebody who's either not guilty does. or someone who's guilty and smart.

Here's what someone who's guilty and dumb does. You know, when your kids are famous, you see a lot. of opportunities they had, you didn't have. And you think of Michael Jackson's father. and all these other fathers. They pushed your kids, you know, and I never did anything like that. So, so basically, where's mine? What do I get out of this? What do I get out this? You know, I got a bunch. of paedophiles jacking to my daughter. and my underage daughter, and she's up there shaking her ass. And what am I supposed to get? No money out of this? I'm supposed to get nothing outta this. Keep going here. Mark a million, a friend of the show.

- Businesses and things that gave them opportunity. to do whatever they wanted when down the road. And, and that was it. And if I'm a bad guy for setting my kids up for success and, and putting them in places where they can make a lot. of money, I mean, we're living the dream. That's it. - By the way, stop it for a second. His dau, this is how funny it is. His daughter is accusing him of stealing a money. He goes, we're living the dream. But this is the American dream, by the way, here's another thing I'm gonna agree with him on.

This is the American dream. The American dream is to prop up your talentless children. and to do paedophiles into paying for their content. and then to steal their money, and then to have them leave your house and grab lawyers. and accuse you of stealing it. That is the, by the way, it's kind of, he's correct. He goes, we're living a dream. My daughter got famous on a Chinese app. that was watched by paedophiles. She made a lot of money and I stole it. And now she left and she's stealing me,

and we're living the dream because he's right. That is the American dream. It's not, what do you think it is now? Owning a house, 2.5 kids, white picket fence. Get real. This is the only dream left. And he's right. That's why he's not really upset. He's not really upset about any of this. It's kind of un he's not fazed by it. He's not upset. His daughter's accusing him of stealing money. He thinks it's funny. He kind of thinks it's funny. He's, he's very casual about the whole thing.

He's casual because the reality is he knows she's not famous. for any goddamn reason. He knows that life's a horrific casino. There's children more talented than her. that are being lit on fire in mass in Gaza right now. because they were b happened to be born there. And it's a horrific fact. that kid Henry Noack just gets stabbed or whatever. I don't know. But like you put 'em in these positions, what position You put her in a dance class. Shut up. She got famous. And that's okay. It's all created equal Talent is obviously not.

created equal, but whatever. She made her money. A lot. of these TikTok kids were nice kids when I met them. You know, we would go out to dinner. and they'd be like, Hey man, I'm a fan. They were nice. I never knew any of them that well, but they were all somewhat respectful kids. Some of them are mentally ill and killed people, whatever. It's not my problem. As long as you were nice to me. for a brief period of time, you're okay in my book? You're okay in my book, even if you're a murderer. So what truly, if you are, okay, in my book Tenant, that's my book.

I get that book. You did other things to other people. So this guy is just basically saying, I stole my daughter's money. because at the end of the day, what did you want me to do? What was I supposed to do? There's all this money around that my daughter has. and I don't have. And I want, I can't get famous like she does. I can't shake my ass on the camera for money.

I have to steal the money. That's 'cause because, because what is it my turn? You seen Gypsy jyp? They should do an updated gypsy. There's a show Gypsy about this woman whose daughter, gypsy RoseLee becomes a burlesque dancer. She starts out in Vaudeville and, and she's trying to, and she's trying to make her daughter famous. And this woman is obsessed with making her daughter famous. Her daughter only gets famous as a burlesque dancer. And the penultimate song of this musical, these are all the people that doubt I'm gay, hear this.

The penultimate song of the musical is, is called Everything's Coming Up Roses, where this woman finally confronts. that she's never gonna be famous. and her daughter doesn't need her anymore. And there's this really powerful song where she goes, what, what is it my turn? When do I get a dream for myself? And then she's like, it's gonna be me. And she's like, you know, in, in this massive delusion. where she thinks she's on stage. and she's doing this whole thing. And this is Mark Emilio.

When is it my turn? My daughter entertain paedophiles on an app. made by the Chinese. When do I get a dream for myself? And then at the end, you know, everything's coming up. Roses. And that's Mark Delia. Everything's coming up. Roses. I stole all. that bitch's money because he's right.

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And I've always said this about marriages. You need a project. I've said this, whether it's a home renovation. or you know, looking at colleges for the kids, whatever it is, you need a project as a married couple. Maybe you're restoring an old barn. The wife wants an art studio, you want a man cave, whatever. You know. So Jared and Ivanka Trump are, I'm, I'm sorry. Yeah. Jared and Ivanka Trump are building a massive off the. grid private island in the middle of the Mediterranean. Now, you would think, Hey, Epstein's sting the, the files.

It's probably a bad look. to go do this right now, but who cares? The islands bans 1400 hectare. Hectare and currently has no power. They'll be working with some of the world's greatest living. architects to bring this vision to life. So people that voted for Trump voted for Trump. because he wanted to improve, or supposedly wanted to improve the economic quality. of the lives of the average ordinary working class American. He wanted to restore sanity to the immigration system. He wanted to get rid of the DEI go back to more.

of a merit-based appraisal of people's talent. Because he thought, and I agree with him in the sense. that DEI, in and of itself is inherently un-American. And it radicalises people all over the place. And unfortunately, even though we're an imperfect society, we're certainly not colorblind. We do need to consider merit in the sense of, of. how we assign value to people and their jobs. And so he was gonna do all of this. He was going to help Americans afford groceries.

And he was going to be more transparent about areas. where the government might have been hiding things. Nine 11, Epstein, whatever. None of none of that has happened. However, his daughter. and her husband are, are, are building an island, or they're building a, I don't know, I guess resort. She's gonna tell us what it is. But here's what I'll say. It's exciting. I'm excited by this. And I know that none of the other stuff happened,

but at least this is something exciting. Here's Ivanka Trump, everyone. - An incredible project with my husband. Yes, in the Mediterranean, it's, it's massive in scale. Yes. I think that's an understatement. Can you. - Explain It is, there's no power on this island. Whoa. You're, you're building everything. from scratch. Yes. Correct. - Well, it's an unbelievable beautiful, yes. 1400 Hector Private Island. Yes. In the middle of the Mediterranean. We were on a friend's boat. Yes. And we stopped for a swim. Effectively. That's how we found it. We swam to.

- Stop it for a minute. Here's the great thing about the czars. 'cause they're czars. There's cists. And I have great respect for Russia. I, I don't wanna live there. I don't, I don't, I, you know, I I'm not in love with Putin all the time. I do think some of what he does is fun. The b the, the bear. and the, you know, be going in those cold legs, don't love all of their policies. Obviously you wouldn't wanna live there. I'm kind of bummed. that I can't get a direct flight there from a NATO country. because I do wanna try where they invented a chicken Kiev.

But I wanna go to St. Petersburg and Moscow. It's a, it's a old society. that's produced lots of literature. Conservatives jerk it off 'cause they're a little stupid. and they don't really understand. It's like they pretend it's a religious society. It's like it was a communist society. of forced atheism for years. But whatever, everything's fake and nothing matters. So it doesn't matter. So whatever, just whatever you wanna do. You can believe anything you wanna believe, but like, I don't think we should go to war with Russia. I don't think we should antagonise Russia. I think we should just leave it be, and let me go there.

and have dinner. That being said, these are Cists, the Trump family, they become, sorry. They want you to know how much they don't. live your life. And in the beginning, that was cute because it was honest. You know, when Trump got out there. and he was like, this plane, they said it would take off. and it didn't, you know, it was his own plane. And like he was honest with people and they liked it. because it was refreshing. You were a rich guy. Not pretend to be broke.

Like when I go to these cities, I to London and Paris. I'm fortunate enough. because of people that listen to the show. I'm very grateful that I can stay in nice hotels. And whenever I stay in a nice hotel, inevitably I'm confronted with somebody who goes, yeah, but that's like not the real London. That's like, not the real Paris. I'm like, that's right, that's correct. I don't want to see the real London or the real Paris. Maybe I'll walk through it, but I don't care. There is no real London or real Paris anymore.

Those are just rich kids. LARPing as something they're not. Let's just go to where the rich people don't pretend. to be anything but Rich. Let's cut it out. I need. to go hang out in some hipster suburb with, so let me just hang out with their parents. Let me have fucking tea with their parents. Why do I need to hang out with them? Why? 'cause they posted something progressive. on, on the internet. I forget how rich they fucking are. There is no real, oh, you gotta see the real Lund, the real London. Is that kid getting stabbed? I don't wanna go to that.

That wasn't in London. But this is a, it's a little outside. of it, but like, that's the real what is the real anything? No, I wanna see where people don't pretend. to be anything other than what it is. In the beginning when the Trumps emerged, the fact. and Donald, these people are nothing. They mean nothing. They're the runoff of a dynasty. But like, he was honest with people. and it made them like him. 'cause he did not pretend to be. in any way relatable.

He was an egotistical maniac who told people, nobody does it like me. You know, when this concert, he is gonna do this concert. to celebrate America's 250th anniversary. and all these acts pulled out. He goes, let's just replace him. with the greatest act of all time. The guy who filled more seats in Elvis in his prime. and did it without a guitar. Donald J. Trump. Like he's the czarist. He's still that guy who, but now that people are broke.

and he's selling the government off. for parts and no one cares. It's not cute anymore. It's not fun anymore. 'cause everybody was like, we want him to be our czar. Even me, I was like, is there? What a great movie. The rich scumbag becomes the rich scumbag of the people. What a movie. The leader of America's never gonna be. Not a rich scumbag. I'm 41. I didn't grow up in another country. I know who we are and I know what this thing is.

and I know what it's always been. Well, you're naive, da da da da. No. You thought Sanders was gonna win. You fucked hard. You are naive. He got sandbagged by his own fucking people. They were never gonna let him win. I just thought maybe there was a chance. that the rich scumbag liar was gonna do it for us. There was that chance. Maybe that's how the movie ended. Now it was not. I'll admit that. But that belief was this, is this patriotic.

as I could get. There was this patriotic as I knew you like Obama. 'cause you want to talk shows. And he was, he was. a cerebral, contemplative guy. But they locked up a lot of whistleblowers. and threw a lot of people outta their houses. and deported a lot of people. But you don't give a shit. 'cause Jimmy. Kimmel didn't talk about it. You moron. But I thought maybe this rich scumbag could have been the. rich scumbag for America, but he was not.

He's for Israel, he's for Qatar. If they give him a plane, these people are talking about an. island in the Mediterranean. We're gonna let her finish. But keep in mind as you listen. to the rest of this, how little they go. watch that movie Melania. If you think, you know, it's just, it heard walking out. of a G six G five plane going to Palm Beach, the first 15 minutes or her getting fitted for an outfit. They wanna sell you the way that Russia did for many years. The greatness of the, of and the glory of the state.

And they are the state. We have the hottest country in the world. What that means when he says that is. that my family is getting rich. and you live vicariously through us. You know, he wants, he's turning us all into Mark Delio. He wants us all to be Mark Delio sitting there. looking at another person. Get all the fame, get all the money, take a look here,

let's let Ivanka finish up. - Swam to the islands. We went on a hike barefoot all the way up to the top. and we were just captivated. And it stayed with us ever since. And over the course of of many years, we developed the opportunity to help realise its potential. and, and transform it, but with a lot of restraint and care. because the land is so beautiful that really's. - By the way, stop it for a minute. This is causing riots in Albania. They're rioting over this.

They, they're burning down the head of al the Albania. They just burned down that guy's house. Who's what? He's the prime minister or the leader or something? The president. What is he? I don't know. I. - Think it was the President's house. - Yeah. They just burned down his house. 'cause they were like, we've had enough of this, so. we're not gonna watch the rest of it. We know what she's saying. We get it. She's, they're buying rich people are just buying islands. and we're doing it with care. We're doing it with so much care because of the land. They're, they're, they're, here's. what folks, this is what that means. They're getting out. If they can't get on.

a, a spaceship off the country, they're going to the middle. of the Mediterranean Sea. inside Cesan Island. Cesan Island, the Albanian ex-military base. Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner want. to turn into a luxury resort. The data centres, by the way, you dummies are not prisons. for people that did the vaccine. You q Anon retards, they are data centres. and they're gonna, they're gonna try. to take your livelihood. The other thing is they're probably not.

building a luxury resort. They're gonna build something that looks like a luxury. resort and then live in it when there's a nuclear war. And that's what it is. They want you to root for them. They want you to be excited for them and happy for them. because they made it out. Rich people are probably not gonna be able. to get off the planet before it inevitably em humiliates. But they are gonna flee to the middle. of the ocean if they can. Nevertheless, has on, has already been dubbed Trump Island. by angry locals who have made their displeasure.

and reported to deal care below. We take a closer look at the island. with his 3,600 nuclear bunkers, unexploded weapons, bomb shelters, and miles of tunnels. So here's the reality. Everybody's preparing, everybody's preparing from Spencer Pratt. to Mark Delio. Everybody's doing what they have to do. He's lifting, taking a little bit off the tops, skimming from his daughter. And Jared and Ivanka have decided to. buy a nuclear bunker in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea.

because they know something's coming. They don't only know it's coming. They're making it happen. That's the thing. They're not sitting in the dark. They know that. All of this tension eventually boils over the Henry. Noack stuff. The, the affordability crisis in America. The food, the cost of oil. In the next six months, things are gonna skyrocket.

and make this an. unlivable place financially. and your only way out. If you are in America, your only way out, you better hope your kid can shake their ass. on a Chinese dancing app for money. Or if your Spencer Pratt, you better grab the gas can. Good luck.