Back To Iran, Gaza Reborn, & A Happy New Year | The Tim Dillon Show #477
- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. It is the first show of the new year, 2026. It's all new. It's new now. Netanyahu went to Mar-a-Lago to try to get Trump. to bomb Iran. It's all new. All the stories are new. We're turning over a new leaf. Netanyahu raises possible round two strikes on.
Iran new. Doesn't it feel new? Doesn't it feel like we've moved into a new era? It all feels new. Putin, Ukraine, new. Zelensky, new. It's all new. Putin not quite happy with.
the peace deal that has been proposed, which would give, which would leave the Ukraine intact as a state. with the military. and a, you know, defence capabilities. and security guarantees from America and other Western countries. Putin not so much. Doesn't love that. So Putin is basically going, Hey, we want to kind. of dismantle what's left.
of the Ukraine. There's been hundreds of thousands. of casualties on the Russian side, more than Ukraine. It's been a prolonged bloody war, which up. until recently, we have not shown a huge. interest in stopping. In the beginning, we were telling Zelensky, don't negotiate. And this thing spiralled out of control in, into a multi-year blood bloodbath.
Where now we are now trying to do. what we did. Knock on wood, maybe in the Middle East, some type of peace deal. Well, I don't know what's going on at Gaza now. Is it good? Is everything good now? It doesn't feel like everything is good for my, you know, it doesn't feel like everything's good. Get up this smart city.
that Jared Kushner is gonna build over there. He's heavily involved in the smart city. Everybody's like, Jared Kushner did such a great job. with the peace deal and Witkoff. He's done. He's done such a great job of the peace. That's what his interest is. Peace and what a great job they've done. Bringing peace to the Middle East. Jared Kushner's out there, just, he wants the best.
for those people in Gaza. Now let's bring those renderings up. You know me, I like real estate. I love a rendering. Let's get that rendering up. of a modern, smart city, like a futuristic, maybe a blend between Miami. and it has elements of Vegas, a lot of hotels.
Let's look at what they're doing over there. What they hope to do. They hope to build this really. advanced city. and turn that, as Kushner said, incredibly valuable land over there. into like a paradise where you can go, you can go. to a resort, you can go have a meeting.
with a tech company if you'd like. You can have fun. You can do whatever you want. You can invest. You can go over there and get a condo by the beach. This is what they're trying to do. There it is. Get that up. There it is. So this is the future. of Gaza, according to Kushner,
Netanyahu, Witkoff. This is the beautiful. shining city on a hill that they wanna be. Now. So here's my question. Who lives there? The i Is that being built for the people in Gaza? I think, I think, you know, and again, I don't want to cast aspersions on,
on people's motives or whatnot, but I'm, I'm thinking to myself now, I don't know, I have no. inside info, but I'm looking at this. and I'm thinking to myself, I don't think this is being built for the people in Gaza. I'm just throwing it out there. I know that maybe I'm wrong. I've been wrong before about many things. Dairy is bad for my skin. I've been wrong about a lot. This doesn't seem like this is being designed.
for the people that currently live in Gaza. It almost feels like you would have to move them out. and in order to build this, I mean, I don't know much about construction. I'm not that guy. I can't tell you how to build a home. I know a little bit. But I think in order to build this, you would have.
to get the people who live there to leave. And then there's no way you could build this. If I ran the, you know, all the world's problems come from Iran. You know, all of your issues come from Iran. It's why you can't afford a house. It's why you don't have healthcare Iran. It's 'cause of Hezbollah in Lebanon, or it's the Houthis in Yemen.
These are all the groups. that are preventing you from living the life you want. All of those groups, the Houthis, Hezbollah, Al-Shabaab is back. Al-Shabaab from Somalia. We've resurrected, Al-Shabaab has returned this. There's a big scandal in, and I'm not saying that there isn't fraud. I'm sure there's fraud, but the money's going back to Al-Shabaab. So now Al-Shabaab has returned.
and you know, we've got the Houthis. and we've got Hezbollah and, and Israel's basically saying to Trump, we gotta go back into Iran. and we gotta decapitate the Iranian regime. Which there's a lot of protests right now happening in Iran. People are taking to the streets, they're protesting. And Trump basically has said, if you start killing the protesters, will,
this is Donald Trump's tweet. If I ran shots, I think he meant shoots, but whatever. If I ran shots. and violently kills peaceful protestors, which is their custom, the United States of America will come to their rescue. We are locked and loaded and ready to go. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Now here's the other thing. He's threatened to kill protesters in our country. I mean, we had the National Guard in cities. He basically has basically said,
if you start protesting in a way we don't like, we might, we might kill you. So now I'm against riots. I'm obviously all that's crazy. But like he literally is concerned. with the protestors in Iran. This is the concern. The concern is the safety of the protestors. who are in Iran.
It seems weird, but whatever, whatever. You know, it's an odd, it's a tweet, a a, a truth, social, whatever you call it a truth. When he is doing stuff on truth social, he's truthing. It feels like they're about to go to war. It feels like we're on the eve of a war where he goes, Hey man, if I ran.
harms a hair on the head of one of those protestors, we're gonna come to their rescue. And coming to their rescue means we're going to decapitate. the Iranian government. And then the fun begins. Ivermectin, remember when Rogan had that whole thing. with Ivermectin years back? And boom, millions of people who never heard. of the drug got super curious. What if I told you that 80%. of the world's Ivermectin supply comes from Asia, but not at the wellness company?
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for the Palestinians. Remember, it's all for them. We're not gonna build a futuristic, a futuristic tech hub. for the young boys and girls of Palestine without knowing. that Iran could send proxies over and ruin it. So for the people of Gaza, for the good of the people. of Gaza, we must decapitate the regime in Iran so. that we can safely build a futuristic tech hub.
for the children of Gaza. You are welcome children of Gaza in order. to give the children of Gaza a futuristic tech hub. The ones we didn't kill, the ones that are left. limbs, they may not have all their limbs. and their parents might be dead, but when they see this futuristic tech hub, they are going to love it. These buildings of steel. and glass, the most modern architecture, I mean all.
of these buildings, climate control, biometric identification, I mean, it's gonna be big. And the kids of Gaza are going to look at this city. and go, you know what? My mother's starved to death in front of me. But I'll tell you this, that's a beautiful fucking bridge. That is a beautiful Trump administration reps have. just revealed a grandiose $112 billion plan. to rebuild war torn Gaza into a futuristic international.
destination dubbed Project Sunrise. It's a new day, it's a new year. What did I tell you? Project Sunrise, isn't it nice? And the people from Gaza. Now this will probably take, you know, this is gonna happen in phases, it's gonna be a decades long thing. But you know, eventually the kids from Gaza are. going to be so impressed.
by this city that it's going to, it's gonna be an international destination, an international destination, the 10 year development plan, which is pretty ambitious. when you look at what they wanna do. But you know what? They've cleared a lot. They've already done the clearing. They've already done the clearing. A big part of construction is doing the clearing. They've done it. 10 year development plan drafted. by Jared Kushner, US Special Envoy, Steve Whitcoff, who was a real estate guy before he got into this.
And the two top White House aide. and two top White House aide. is currently courting investor countries. with a 32 slide PowerPoint presentation. detailing the bold plan to renovate, burning rubble into beach resorts. I mean, can you imagine? They go and they do the plan. They go, thank you everyone for coming. to the investor presentation. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
We really appreciate. you guys coming. We have an opportunity for you. opportunity. We are presenting you with a unique one time chance. to be on the ground floor. of a massive redevelopment. in Gaza. That's right, Gaza.
That one, the same one. The one you've all read about and saw on the news. Gaza is not gonna be what you remember it. we're gonna see luxury hotels, high speed rail, AI optimised smart grid features. that revolutionise the Mediterranean coastline into a. bustling metropolis. And you could be involved. You could be involved.
Here's a quote, Gaza's destruction has been profound, but we believe what lies ahead is not just restoration. It's a chance to develop a gateway. of prosperity in the Middle East. with state-of-the-art infrastructure, urban design and technology. Wow, this is the executive summary of one of the slides. Gaza's destruction has been profound. So, you know, when they say that everyone in the room kind. of nods, they go, Hmm, by the way, what an interesting word to use.
Profound. It's been profound. What an interesting word. Not tragic, not terrible, not regrettable. Even profound gaza's destruction. has been profound. What an odd way to say it. And then all of the investors in the room, they nod. because you know, there's got, you gotta have. that solemn nod, that solemn nod.
before you start licking your chops. and getting really excited about all the opportunities. that are going to arise. You know, Gaza's, we know gaza's destruction. It has been profound. But what we are seeing now is not just restoration. We're seeing luxury lux. The opposite of death is luxury. Listen to me, the opposite of death is luxury.
It is a life forever. It is an AI driven city. A smart city which washes the blood away. with ai, smart grid features. You will forget these people ever lived here. No more olive oil. We're going high tech. Re-imagining Gaza as a smart city. with tech driven governance. and services, tech driven governance and services.
And it's coming to a theatre near you, by the way. Tech driven governance. Tech driven governance. Ooh, sounds lovely, doesn't it? Modern telecom. and satellite solutions for enhanced connectivity, secure digital identity and trust frameworks. This is part of their core infrastructure package.
Now, by the way, I want you to picture this. They're in a hotel. and there's a bunch of people sitting around the room. They're drinking coffee and water and they have folders. The folders have been handed out by an expressionless woman. who is handing the folders out to all. of the different billionaires in the room. Sent a millionaires, people. that run real estate investment trusts and whatnot. Hoteliers, restaurateurs.
Imagine a carbon in Gaza, it's spicy rigatoni in Gaza. So they're all there now. They won't admit to being there. They are all there, I'm telling you. And they are all chomping at the bit to get involved. So the woman, the expressionist. woman, hands out the folders. Now, by the way, there is the sticky issue of the genocide. It is, the genocide is not like it happened 20 years ago.
It's really fresh. The wound is open. So they've gotta just kind of, they've gotta kind of massage that. They gotta kind of, they do a little nod to it. They go, GA's destruction has been profound. You know, these things happen. These things happen. Let's not focus on the past. Go up. That is great. That quote, we'll get to that in a. minute, but go up for a minute here.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be in the room with them. And they're, they're looking at the folder. And now, now there's a PowerPoint presentation. that is being given by somebody. Every new development hires a team. Maybe it's Kushner, I don't know. I don't think it is, but maybe not. But they have a sales guy, a guy. who is basically his job is to walk you. through the reimagined Gaza.
And you're in a hotel room and you're drinking coffee. And you might be taking notes. You're nodding. And they go shared digital platforms, common services for data exchange payments, signatures, and notifications. Who smart city services prioritise. digital platforms. and services across urban management, utilities, mobility. and community support governance,
chief digital office, and an innovation lab to define standards. and guide policy making, chief digital office. and an innovation lab to define standards. and guide policymaking. That's why he had a big meeting with Elon Musk. This is why Elon Musk went over there. and he goes, Hey, baby cakes, we're doing ai,
smart city AI governance, AI security, everybody's on the grid, digital police state, how's it looking? And people like Musk are going to be. very, very involved in the. creation of this. They are going to be the tech overlords. that work with people in the US government,
the Israeli government, assorted billionaires from. around the globe to create this. Now go down to what you were showing me, because I thought that was a funny sentence. This is from an article in the New York Post, though the plan mapped out distinct phases of construction. It did not, it did not provide details. for housing the 2 million Palestinians. who would be displaced during the. massive construction necessary.
Huh? Odd. That wasn't a slide. That wasn't a slide in the presentation. There's an estimated 68 million tonnes of rubble, 68 million tonnes of rubble in Gaza. after thousands. of Israeli airstrikes levelled cities during the two year war. US officials who have acknowledged the proposal are. sceptical that it will come to fruition. because a condition would be Hamas agreeing. to disarm Witkoff.
Meanwhile met Saturday in Miami. with high level delegations from Egypt, Turkey, and Qatar to discuss inflammation. for the second phase of the Gaza ceasefire plan. It's gonna happen. What they are describing here in some, in some form is going to happen. The, the, the plan is not. to put the people in Gaza into, into rebuild Gaza for them. That's not the plan.
The plan is to have exactly this. a luxury, you know, international travel destination. That is the plan. The plan is not, you know, and they, you know, that thorny issue might come up at. that meeting, probably not. 'cause you know, everyone's sitting in the hotel, they all know they're, they're getting a presentation like,
you know, they used to sell. and they still do timeshares in America. What a timeshare meant was like, you could buy a share. of a vacation home that you. and your family could use a few. weeks or months outta the year. And the way they would hook you into this is they would go, we'll give you a free vacation. But you have to listen. to the timeshare presentation. And basically what they're doing here is they're going, come. to our presentation. We know we, we're not gonna leak your names.
We know you might not wanna be there on the record. We know it's in bad taste, but we got ideas. We got renderings, we got a new development. We're gonna make this city into something special. And we all want you there. Netanyahu Musk, discuss future. of AI in Israel. In conference call, Netanyahu. and Elon Musk discussed advancing AI.
and autonomous vehicle cooperation in a call confirmed by. the p the prime Minister's office. Days after must do criticism for a viral ex post about Jews. And whiteness X is a show. The, the, you know, people are just. tweeting things or whatever. Where, where, who's ma Where's the money? Where's the actual money? The money is in making sure you are exporting.
AI technology to Israel. You know, X you could say whatever you want on acts, but the actual deals are going to be in, and I think Qatar is gonna play this like buffer role. 'cause Qatar is throwing a bunch of money around. Qatar wants to be involved. Israel's not going anywhere. And Iran is the one that has to go. in the minds of the people that are trying.
to make this project a reality. They want the government of Iran, which again, I don't hold water for the government of Iran. I don't care. I feel bad for people who live in Iran. who are being oppressed. Like, I feel bad for people. that live in countries all over the world whose governments. are oppressing them. Now, do I think it's a good idea. to engage in a large scale.
decapitation of the Iranian regime, like a massive bombing campaign. and then potentially boots on the ground in Iran? Absolutely not. I think it will be a disaster. It'll bankrupt America. and it will cause terrorism all over the world. And it'll be one of the main drivers of instability. and terrorism. And it will suck money out of our country.
It will be good for Israel. and it will be good for that AI smart city. that they want to build. And it might good for the guys. that are getting the contracts to rebuild that city. because they'll feel safer. But if you are an average American who's maybe not at that. conference in the hotel with getting the slideshow, if you don't happen to be there, there's no way this is good for you.
There's no way that a land war in Iran. or even an intensive bombing campaign, there's very few credible people that believe. that you can go in. and put a puppet government into Iran that has Israeli. fingerprints on it and us fingerprints on it. And that it would have legitimacy to many factions. of the Iranian people.
Very few credible people believe that. But you can cause a lot. of chaos trying. You can upset, can we look at some of the Iranian? Can we see what's going on? Let's get some videos up of the people in Iran. I don't know what they're doing. I mean, I, I know they're protesting the economic conditions. We should do that. We're protesting all of these different things in Iran. And Trump is very worried about this. People protesting in Iran.
And if they are hurt, if they are hurt, it will be reason enough to go in. and come to the rescue of the people of Iran, but not the people in the United States. who cannot afford anything. and whose lives are getting more difficult. every single day. Their rescue is being delayed.
But I guess once we rescue the protesters in Iran, and once we build the AI smart city in Gaza, and then. after the White House Ballroom. and a few other projects, Venezuela, whatever. Once all of that's done, we'll get to Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin, California, upstate New York. We'll get to all of those places.
after we've saved the protestors in Iran. And I don't wanna be accused, 'cause you know, I'm, I'm in Beverly Hills a lot. There's a lot of Iranians here that, that came over. after the, after the Shah, after the, the fall of the Shah. And they tell me how bad the government of Iran is, and I absolutely agree with them. I go, yeah, I, I don't wanna live under a. theocratic regime in Iran. But we've, we've seen this movie. We know what happens when America gets involved.
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Can I hear that through this? Over inflation eroding living standards in Iran causing. protests, gunshots, and unrest were reported in multiple cities nationwide. So now this is a country with 90 million people. I don't know what percentage of the population this is. I don't know how widespread these things are. I'm not saying they're not, I just don't know.
Rules are being fed. Now listen, I'm not saying the Iranian regime is good. and the people are are unhappy with them, but I I want you to think about. before every war that we've ever gone into, we are fed a media diet of people. supposedly about to organically rise up. and overthrow their government. This is before every war, before every war. They go look at these people, they've been living under hellish conditions.
and they're ready to get rid of the government. And you are, you know, at work and you're in the break room. and you're eating a Turkey on wheat and. 'cause it's early January. and you're trying to do the right thing, whatever that means. And you're eating your Turkey on wheat. and maybe you are a gym teacher, you are a good person. and you are looking at the TV. and they're playing people in Iran.
throwing Molotov cocktails. or you know, burning cars. And you go, those people have had enough, they've had enough living under tyranny. You're sitting in a, in a, in the break room, you're sitting in the teacher's lounge in like, you know, I don't know, Iowa. And you're like, these people have had enough, they've suffered long enough. And then you're like,
and then the government goes, by the way, we're gonna go rescue those people. And you go, awesome. Now what rescuing means is a lot. of those people are gonna die. So that's what rescuing means. That's number one. That's number one. And maybe it's worth it, I don't know. But number one, rescuing in American terms. Let's bring out the dictionary. Rescuing means bombing people. and a lot of them are gonna die. So that's the rescue rescuing in our country.
We don't know how to rescue anyone unless we kill them. We only know how to rescue you if we're killing you. It's the only way we've ever tried to rescue anyone. And eventually people go, I'm getting tired. of being rescued. They just rescued my mother in front of me. And there's blood all over the living room. So what we do is we go over there and we do the rescuing. So much rescuing, and we end up killing a lot of the people. that we happen to rescue.
Well then people start to go, you know, this rescue doesn't feel too great. And they don't, they, none of these people. that are protesting, by the way, I don't think a lot. of them, maybe there's a small percentage of them. that want this, but I don't think a lot. of these people are clamouring for the United States. and Israel to instal a government here. I don't think a lot of people in Iran are clamouring. for the United States and Israel to instal a government.
So Trump said, we are locked and loaded and ready to go. Shortly after Ali Lni, a former parliament speaker. who serves as the Secretary. of Iran's Supreme National Security Council, alleged on the social media platform X, that Israel. and the US were stoking the demonstrations. I don't believe it for a minute. He offered no evidence to support the allegation, which Iranian officials have repeatedly made. during the years of protest sweeping country. By the way, there was an Iranian woman who was walking.
around without a hijab and they, and, and they put her in jail or they, it was something, it was an acid attack or so killed her, I don't know. And there were real protests, and I get it. I don't wanna live in an Islamic theocracy. And yeah, the protests now in their sixth day have become the biggest. in Iran since 2022. And the death of 22-year-old Maha Amini in police custody. triggered nationwide demonstrations. However, the demonstrations have yet to be countrywide. and have not been as intense.
So when that girl was killed, I remember there were demonstrations of Beverly Hills. And I, I get it. Listen, I get it. I don't wanna live in an Islamic theocracy at. all on any level. So I completely understand why people. who do live in one do not want to live in one. and in fact want the government who's using a perverted. sense of religion to go around and, and e essentially be a, a fascist government.
and kill people. I completely understand why people in Iran would. not want to live under that government. How many of those people want. to live in a Usis Israel puppet government? I don't know. I don't know. And what do you do with the ones. that don't wanna live under a Usis Israel puppet government? 'cause there's like 90 million people in the country. What do you do with that country.
when you knock out the leaders? What exactly do you do? How does this work? How do you play? By the way, everyone in our country hates each other. The two opposing factions in our government hate each other. Okay? And we're pretty fucking. advanced superpower. And it's not working. It's not working here. You know, it's very difficult to imagine how you would go.
to Iran. and instal an effective government when we barely. have one here. It's barely working here. So what exactly would you do when I ran, and again, ears are open. I'm, I'm not trying to, you know, shut down anybody's enthusiasm about this project. that was hatched at the New Year's Eve party in Palm Beach, the New Year's Eve party at Palm Beach, okay?
Where this was hatched, and I know it's been hatched before that. But like, you know, I'm not trying. to dampen anyone's enthusiasm for this. I'm sure it's a great idea. because these ideas always seem right, because the, here's, here's, here's the, here's the bottom line. The bottom line is this, the Iranian government is bad. And you go, yeah, and, and I see these people on social media. and the people I like, I don't dislike these people.
And they're going, I wanna visit Iran and I can't. and I'm Iranian and I can't go back to visit Iran. because the government sucks. And I go, I feel bad. I'm sorry to hear that. That is unfortunate. And I'm, I am, I am sorry. And then they go, the government is illegitimate. And you go, okay, all right.
I mean, it is a government, I agree with you. It's not ideal by any means, okay? And we need to and, and, and, and we need, the Iranian people deserve to live in a, in a free, open and prosperous society. I agree with that. In theory. In theory, in principle. I'm allowed to agree with you in theory and principle. If someone came up to me and says, I deserve to be rich.
and hot and have a family that loves me, I would go to that person. I'd go, I agree with you in theory. How are we getting there? How are we getting there? This is what no one ever asks. How are we, forget the pie in the sky. theories and all of that. How are we getting there? How are we getting to rich hot family that loves you? Not, I'm not against that. I don't think you'd find many people. that were against the goal.
What are we doing to get there? I don't. I don't know what we're doing. It's a country of 90 million people. And I don't think a lot. of them are really excited about a puppet government led. by the United States and Israel. I'm sure some of them are. Some of them go, well, it's better than what we have now. I ran warns all us bases. and forces in the entire region will be legitimate targets. after Trump vowed to protect anti regime protestors. So here's what's gonna happen.
This spirals into World War iii, this spirals into World War. III for us. Because if we get bogged down. and Iran, China's taking Taiwan, there's no way China's not taking Taiwan. If we're bogged down in Iran, why wouldn't they? Why wouldn't they? They're taking, if we're busy in Iran, China's going, guess what? We're taking Taiwan.
and then this is going to kick off some type of, yeah, China, China's Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping, friend. of the show issues unstoppable Taiwan invasion threat. as World War iii. Fears are, all you need is a few things. to pop off. and China will go grab Taiwan. while we are in Iran installing a government.
that hopefully 90 million people in Iran think is swell. Hopefully 90 million people in Iran think it's great. And all the influencers in America who can no longer go back. to Iran, hopefully they are now free to travel. So in order to make influencers in America happy. that wanna go back to Iran, we engage in a full scale invasion of Iran. Boots on the ground, decapitation of the regime, a multi-year rebuilding process. where our troops are sitting docks for terrorists.
and other remnants of the regime. that splinter off blah blah blah. China goes and takes Taiwan and Russia goes. and swallows Ukraine while we're doing this, by the way, most likely result, maybe not, could be wrong, could be wrong about that, but it doesn't sound crazy, doesn't sound wild. Here's the thing, all these influencers. wanna go back to Iran. You know, we have mountains here.
Iran in LA kind of looks similar. Google, Iran, Google, Tehran, hit image, Google LA hit image. I'm gonna solve the problem right now. I'm gonna solve it right now. Try to find Terans city view. Yeah, okay, there you go. Make that big. I want everyone to look at this. All these influencers who wanna go home, take a look, take a look. There's Tehran pretty get LA.
op hit image. This is how we can do it. Very easy. Go to the first picture on the left. There it is. You did it. You're home. Your home, you did it. You are all here. Anyway, there's a lot of people that live.
in LA from Iran. So how about we do that? And by the way, LA if you don't know, isn't thriving, LA isn't thriving. So we have people here that live in Los Angeles, a city. that is doing by any stretch. of the imagination terribly, it's doing really bad. And they're going, wouldn't it be nice if I could go back. to Iran and I could travel freely in Iran.
without any problems? Will a lot of people feel that about la? Wouldn't it be nice to live in a house. that wasn't invaded by criminals? Wouldn't it be nice to live in a state that knew what. to do when we had natural disasters? Wouldn't it be nice to live in a state. where homeless people didn't shoot up fentanyl. and die in front of my children as I walked them to school? That's more of a pressing issue. than what's going on in Tehran. Now, maybe it's my fault.
that I don't think about the political. conditions in Tehran more. This is probably something I should be doing. It makes me a heartless psychopath. to not think about the political situation in Tehran. Can you get Netanyahu on Iran? By the way? Can we get a little video of Benjamin Netanyahu discussing. what's gonna go on in Iran? And now you're gonna see all of the, the people. that switched after Trump, if he does this,
if he goes into Iran, it goes into Iran. and we get ma you know, we get, we get bogged down. or mired down or whatever it is. If we end up doing this, all of the forces. and the people that told him. to do this will quietly reinvent themselves as Democrats. Once they have destroyed the brand of the Republican party, which is exactly what happened after George W. Bush. And the Republican party was completely destroyed. A lot of those people reinvented themselves as Democrats. and said, we're actually going to support Hillary Clinton.
because her brand is not tarnished as much. and she loves war. And then they went and they said, well she lost. We're gonna get in with with Donald Trump. And then when Trump's brand was damaged, a lot. of them switched over to Biden. and now they're back with Trump. And a lot of these people will then go to another candidate. Doesn't matter, as long as they have. their objectives met. and their objectives are like getting.
this in. I love this. Americans. who are defaulted on their student loans will have their. paychecks garnished starting in a January. So people who have defaulted on their student loans, people who have not paid their student loans back. starting January 7th, let's watch this, starting January 7th. The fun is over.
- If you have defaulted on your student loan, the Trump administration will begin. to garnish your pay starting next month. That's right. According to the Department of Education. Starting the week of January 7th, borrowers in default will get a notice of their status. They'll be given 30 days before payment is withheld. They didn't say how much would be. deducted from their paychecks. - Sally May's, no joke. Sally may ain't no joke. They will come and go. And you cannot get those loans washed in a bankruptcy.
They will follow you to the end of your life. That shitty job you have, you are, it's gonna get shittier, you're gonna make even less money. and you're gonna remember college. I hope you had fun. I hope to God you had fun at college. I hope you fucked a lot. I hope you made a lot of lifelong friends. I hope it was a ball. I hope every day was an unending,
orgasmic life experience. because you are about to pay for that. for the rest of your life. That's the way the American economy is set up now. You go to college, you have four years of fun hopefully, and you pay for it for the rest of your life. The rest of your days on earth that you draw, breath wherever you go. McDonald's, doesn't matter. You are in McDonald's handing a McGriddle.
to someone in the morning rush who's pissed. They're taking that money from you. There's no job you can escape. You can't escape it unless you go totally off the grid. Black market selling drugs. or putting your pussy on the street. There is no way you can escape. Sally may, they're going to dig and dig. and they're going to take it. So I hope and pray that you had a good time. Let's keep watching this.
- But according to the government student aid website, up. to 15% of an employee's pay can be taken out and withheld. - That's right. - Right now about 5 million borrowers are. in default and millions more are expected to miss payments. - So we got 5 million people in this country that are about. to default on their student loans. and their wages are about to be garnished. Now, by the way, I, they, they, they prop they're not paying their student loans. because their job doesn't pay them enough money.
And with the cost of living, most. of them are probably not getting off on on saying, fuck you to Sally Mae. They don't have the money. Nobody wants their credit ruined. and their wage is garnished. They're fucked, they're completely fucked. Those people need to join the military and fight Iran. Sorry. That's what it is. You need to join the military and fight Iran.
That's what has to happen. Now, I hope you had a good four years when you were. in Iran and you were fighting the Revolutionary Guard. as a way to get out of your student loans. And you're in the hot desert climate. and you're sweating and you're standing there. and you're next to your buddies from basic training. and you're about to ambush a bunch of Iranian.
national clerks because you've got intelligence. You know exactly where they are and you're. about to ambush them. And you're about to start killing people in a foreign. country in a horrible climate. I hope you had fun. I hope you look back on your time at. Ohio State and say it was all worth it. It was all worth it. When you are getting off a military plane in Iran. to go provide security for the rebuilding.
of the great Iranian regime that we have knocked out. And you are standing there. and you are shot by some Iranian separatists, one. of the revolutionary guards who's peeled off. and started their own thing. They got their own thing going now. and they see the chaos as an opportunity. and they pump a bullet in you and it's in your neck. and you then collapse and you realise that this is over.
You realise that no matter what happens in the next minute. or two of your life, you know, 'cause you think your, your mind starts playing games. and you're like, maybe I'll survive this. Like maybe the neck, maybe it didn't get me in. such a bad place. Something, whatever. You know, your mind plays tricks at the end. It happens. So you, you, you, you, you go. and you're, you're, you're, you're collapsed on the ground. now and you are bleeding. and your blood is leaking into the sand. I hope the last thought you have,
I hope the last thought you have is homecoming. I hope the last thought you have is. that homecoming game at Ohio State when your parents came up. and they were so proud of you. I hope it was go Buckeyes Buckeyes, right? Maybe. Is that it? I think so. Yeah. Well, whatever. But that's the whole point. And when you got some graters. ice cream with that girl. and she gave you a blowjob, I hope. as you're laying in the hot Iranian sand. and the blood is draining from your body.
because you join the military. to somehow get outta these student loans, I, I hope you think it's worth it. Because meanwhile going. to college now you better have a fucking. plan when you're in college. You better know what you're gonna do. because they're gonna find you. They're gonna come and find you. now with these student loans. So the ends of the earth. and the only way to get out of this is going to be able, is going to join some fucking domestic group like ice,
where you're snatching up a granny. or you're gonna have to join the military. and you're gonna go to Iran. and you're going to rescue the Iranian protestors. And I hope, I hope you, I hope you realise. that those are the stakes now of college. Those are the stakes of college by the way. Your entire life, you're going to be destitute and broke. because you went to college for four years. and you took out student loans. and the job market is terrible. So you're going to have to either start going on OnlyFans.
and getting, getting into shit fetish porn. or you're going to have to die in Iran. And that's, that's really what it is. You're going to have to lay under a glass table while men. take shits and put it out on OnlyFans. or you're going to have to go to Iran and get killed. I don't know what else to tell you. If you go to college without a plan, you better graduate. with a fucking skill. You better graduate with it.
Your parents should make you watch shit fetish. videos on OnlyFans. 'cause you're not gonna be hot enough. to do regular OnlyFans. You're gonna have to go deep and dark. and your parents should see you in a room and go, before you go to Oneata, I want you. to just understand what the stakes are. and they're gonna put a video of a woman under a glass table. and then a guy's going, or a man under a glass table jerking off. And you are go as the woman is going to have. to squat over the glass table.
and take a shit while the man is jerking off. And you're gonna say, and, and you, you're gonna, you're gonna go, why are you making me watch this? And you're gonna turn around. as a good parent is what a good parent should do. And you're gonna go, you are going to be doing. that if you do not make good use of these four years, do you understand that you are gonna be doing that? That's gonna be your job. You're gonna be doing that. for a living if you do not make good.
use of these four years. 'cause you will never get outta debt. Never. And then you should bring your son in the room. and turn that off and then show him. A-P-A-P-O-W prisoner of war being tortured, being tortured, I mean bad, bad, like the worst dark web torture video you can find. And when he is like, yo, why are you showing me this? You go, that's gonna be you.
If you don't make good use of these four years, you are gonna be tortured. and your sister's gonna be doing shit fetish porn. because you didn't fucking listen to me. I'm telling you, Putin claims Ukraine hit. his private residence. Is this a lie? Is Putin lying or is he being truthful? So hard to know with him. Ukraine and Zelensky have denied it. Ukraine and Zelensky have denied it.
Well they would, and I'm not backing puts, can we? So, okay, there could be no forgiveness. It is in fact insane. to question whether this terrorist act took place at all. That was a feverish, feverish message from Moscow on Tuesday. as a double down on accusing Ukraine. of targeting a presidential palace. with drones in a bid to disrupt peace talks. Kyiv has dismissed the allegation. as a baseless lie aimed at building a pretext. for the Kremlin to push ahead for this war. Russia has presented no public evidence for its claim,
and the timing was not lost on observers in Kyiv in Europe. following the positive mood. of President Donald Trump's weakened summit with. Olo Deir Zelinsky Ukrainian president. Well, here's the deal. Putin might be fibbing, he might be telling a fib. foreign minister, Serge Avra announced late Monday. that 91 drones had been intercepted on their way. to Putin's residence on the shore. of Lake Valdi in the Northern Nova Gro region.
He appeared to contradict earlier statements from Russia's. defence ministry, which normally tallies Ukrainian strikes. that have become a daily reality. So I don't know. Listen, this is now the he said, she said portion of the war. This is now, this has become, have you ever had two friends argue. and what starts as kind of a. principle disagreement about something. or other descends into ad hominem attacks?
That's what this has become. This has really just become. an ad hoy kind of, it's kind. of in the gutter. The discourse over here is in the gutter. Putin orders fresh invasion, land grab in Ukraine. to sees more territory in 2026 in brazen snub. of Trump peace bed. I mean, this thing's just degenerated. And these men, Vladimir Putin, zelinsky Trump,
they're just not getting the job done. This is very difficult. And you know, this idea that you can just wave a, not Iran, that one will be easy. That's 90 million people. They, they'll, that'll be fine. But this one seems hard. It seems really hard. It seems difficult. This guy Putin is really, he's like, here's what needs to happen.
And by the I'm gonna say something. now and no one's gonna like it. Here's what I'm gonna say. Here's what I'm gonna say. And this is very obvious. I can't even, I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say what needs to happen? No one's gonna like it. I hate being right. I hate being right and I don't want this to happen. Can I speak here for a minute with everyone privately? Can we have a private discussion?
Can we have a private discussion? They have to kill Zelensky. They have to kill him. Putin will not stop unless Zelinsky is dead. I, this is obvious. Zelinsky needs to give his life for his country. He needs to be killed. If he's not. dead, this war will not end. I believe that to be the case. I could be completely wrong. I'm sorry about it. I don't want Zelinsky to die. I'm not on Putin's quote unquote side. I'm telling you, real politic looking at this.
in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a completely, I'm free to look at it. and tell you what's going on. If Zelensky is not taken out, I don't think, I think it's personal for Putin. I think the drone attacks that the Ukraine, I'm sure. with our help successfully pulled off where those drones, it was a brilliant mission, were in the, those little sheds remember that.
And the tops came off. and they took out, listen, this has now become personal for Putin. And I believe if Velo Demir Zelinsky is still. alive or at the very least running that country, I just don't believe this is ever gonna work. So I'm not, I'm, I don't want this to happen. I'm not saying this is going. to happen, but I'm saying if Zelensky is still running the show there,
it feels personal. that Putin is, is not going to come to the table. I just, I believe there's too much bad blood. That's what I believe. And I think that either Zelensky needs to step down. or if Putin were to eliminate Zelensky, then I think. you would maybe have some chance of peace. I don't think with Zelensky at the helm,
this will work. Do I sound crazy? - No, I don't think so. - Yeah, I mean, I employ you, so I don't know. I mean that, that it could, it, it might not, but I'm just saying, I, I, this is the way I feel. I feel this is very personal for Vladdy daddy. and I think that in, in the parlance of like a reality show, a real housewife type thing, you know, I think Putin just feels.
that he cannot have a good faith negotiation with zelinsky. Yeah, freezing moscot plunged into darkness as hundreds. of thousands lose power following Ukraine drone strikes. I really want the war to end. I think war is terrible. I think the people that are suffering on both sides, it's, it's incredibly, it's incredibly. horrific to watch it. But I do think that zelinsky, you know,
is probably for Putin, this has become deeply personal. Putin's legacy hinges on this. Now, by the way, early on when nobody wanted this, you know when people looked at this. and went, when you get him so dug deep in. where he's lost hundreds of thousands of people. and he has to save face in front of the oligarchs that. that run the country and his population of people.
When you've lost that many people. and you've suffered some, suffered some humiliating setbacks. inside of Russia, the war has gone inside of Russia. Again, I'm not speaking of the morality of any of this. I'm telling you what ex what is happening. Putin does not feel that he has to come to the table. with a peace deal designed by the United States. and global partners, whatever that means. Putin feels that he's in too deep now to get out.
with anything other than a total victory. This is just the reality and it's tragic, it's sad. It's why when things like this happen, you have to try. to force negotiation very quickly with some type. of land deal that may or may not hold. But you don't tell the Ukraine to engage in a full scale war. and arm them. and fund them killing so many people.
Now that it's this in the idea. of any piece right now seems now it could happen, but it seems incredibly unlikely. because both sides are dug in so much. But specifically Putin is dug in to a point. where I don't think he wants to get out. with anything other than major, major concessions from the Ukraine. that they're unwilling to give. This is why you don't get involved in these things. By the way, this is why you try to not get involved. You try to force diplomatic solutions. You try to force, this is why you don't get involved in.
these things because they don't end well. Once hundreds of thousands of people start dying, things don't end well. People get emotional, which is why. installing a new government in Iran is not a good idea. because immediately lots. and lots of people all over the world are gonna start dying. And when that starts happening, things take on a life of their own. And you'll see China, I think.
take Taiwan, that seems to be. an inevitability within a few years. Everyone says, well China, you know, they think if they've fired a shot, they've lost the battle. They fight through their mind, they fight. through corporate espionage, they fight through tech, they fight through let's hope. Let's all hope that's how they're fighting, okay? But no matter what happens, no matter what happens. when Sally May has chased you.
to every shitty job that you've ever had, and you look at your paycheck. and you've made $460 after taxes. after the garnishments, and you are living in a. fucking weekly motel in Vegas. and it's hot, you're gonna say to yourself, you're gonna walk out into that Vegas heat. and go, I might as well be in this heat. with a gun in Iran.
That's the fucking point. Goodnight.
