Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump | The Tim Dillon Show #494

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And, and I like that. I like, I I want you to have to explain. to your wife why you have to go see Jelly Roll. and then the Comedy Jam, and then a couple of shows at the Hollywood Bowl, and then me, and then it's good. You gotta tell your wife, honey, what are we saving for? We can't afford a house. I want to see Jelly Roll on Koni. We can't afford a home. Anyway, stop making the difference.

One ticket to Tim Dillon interviewing the cast. of selling Sunset is not gonna make the difference. between us getting a house or not. We just can't have one. Let's do the things we can have like going. to see a live podcast at the Comedy Store. We're not gonna have a house. So we are doing the show, we're interviewing the cast. of selling sunset about Los Angeles. and how to fix it and, and how to celebrate it while we fix it.

How to, how to really get out there. and cherish the. things about this city. that are still magical. And we're bringing on these ladies. and we're going to discuss the issues of the day. that impact Los Angeles and affect it. I, because I've given up on the political solutions.

Solutions are now not going to come from politicians. They're going to come from other people, other cultural spaces. It's not just gonna be politics, you know, I mean, this is where the country's at right now. Everyone I know is smoking. Everyone is smoking cigarette. Every car. People are flinging cigarettes outta the. window of their car. You know why? Nobody wants to be 90 here anymore.

Nobody wants it. The government has spent the, spent the last week talking, telling you there are underground alien bases in the ocean. and maybe in the centre of the earth. And those aliens are fighting each other. and may start to fight you. And you know, the response has been pretty muted. from the public. It's been a pretty muted response. No one really cares that much. Nobody cares that much.

The government's literally coming out. and going, Hey, so there are the, we're we're being observed. by a high race of interdimensional. Wah wah wa. People don't care. People do not care. And I kind of love that. This bitch, Anna Paulina, whatever her name is, God bless her, Anna Paulina Luna, she's out there talking about interdimensional beings. Everybody. You know that guy Tim Bhi is out there saying.

they're under the water. And by the way, maybe, maybe they are, but no one cares. Nobody's really worked up about it. That's where we are now in this country. No one's really worked up about the fact. And now this is all a distraction. They could have disclosed this stuff a long time ago. The reason they're disclosing it now is. because they want to, they want people to go crazy now.

So regardless of whether this is true or not, or there's elements of it that are true, or maybe it's all true, but now they are trying to drive you insane. It is the last thing they have. They're actually trying to terrify you and drive you insane. Now, that is what the government's doing. It's why they're doing this. There's no other reason. They don't, there's no other reason they're telling. unless they're, there's some war of the world scenario.

They're cooking up that they're gonna, you know, I don't know what the hell they're gonna do. But why would you start telling people this stuff? Now, the reason is quite simple. They are trying to drive you insane. They want you terrified and confused. And this is gonna do it. because they're gonna put a lot of information out.

about UFOs or whatever they're trying to do. Can we watch this? This is Trump. talking about declassifying, all the UFO info. Because by the way, we're in a war with Iran, the Epstein files, the rest. of them are not gonna see the light of day. There's gonna be no prosecutions. There's gonna be no, they're not even gonna. investigate any of that. That's all going away. Gas prices are dramatically rising. The cost of of food is rising, everything's going up.

And the last thing that they have here is to basically go. and, and there's alien bases under the water. There's alien bases in the ocean. So do that. Do with that what you will. I guess that's what they're telling us. Do do with that. What your will, there's aliens maybe in the centre. of the earth that are interdimensional beings. Maybe they come get you in the middle of the night. Stop bothering us about this war.

Stop bothering us about these Epstein docs, by the way, we're the government stop. Leave us alone. And so they're gonna come out, they're gonna tell you all these things about aliens. They could have disclosed this a long time ago. They chose not to. They could have dribbled it out. They're putting it all out in a week. They're pull putting it. because they want you to have a nervous breakdown. Their goal is for you to have a nervous breakdown. The best case scenario here is.

that you have a nervous breakdown. and are taken out of a Trader Joe's and a stretcher. That's what they're trying to do. They're trying to induce like a mass panic in the popula. I mean, it's true. Why else would, why now? Why else now has it become important. to start disclosing all this stuff about UAPs. and UFOs and all this shit? Why now? Why would it be so important at the exact moment. to do it Now they're, they're, they're trying.

to induce some type of psychosis in people. Here we are. President Trump, - You first on the topic of space. Do you have an update on the UFO files. and what might be when we're going to be seeing this? - Well, I think we're gonna be releasing as much as we can. in the near future for some reason. And I guess it's just a reason. It's been in the minds of people for a long time. And that is such, they wanna find out about the UFOs. and anything having to do with ufo.

- By the way, this is hilarious. Other than Rogan and like a few people I know, not one person I know wants to find out about UFOs. Not one. I've, I'm, I'm telling you, I've never met a person. who really cared that much about UFOs. I truly, like, I've never met one person. who, who who said, you know, my mom, you know, could have caught the cancer earlier, but we couldn't get a scan. 'cause she didn't, her healthcare lapsed.

and then followed it up by saying, I'm actually also really curious about UFOs. not one human being ever. This idea that everyone's clamouring to find out about UFOs. Yeah, it'd be interesting to find out about UFOs. I'm a believer in alien life. I'm a believer that shit's going down. I'm a believer that we're being observed. They've probably visited, I don't know, it's not something I've paid that close attention to, but apparently it's like the singular issue.

that everyone is concerned about. Not the price of gas, not a award. It makes no sense that we're losing. Everybody is apparently really curious about UFOs. They wanna know, they wanna know. And then with that knowledge, I, I don't know what we do. That's the other thing. What exactly shall we do. with this knowledge that you're giving us? Us? What exactly is the next, what what's the next step here?

Just give people hey, which a bunch of, there's crafts. They've been visiting the plant by the way. I I believe you. I get it. Sure, I'm with you on that. Okay. But again, what's the actionable, what are, what's some, what, what's some guy he's supposed. to do when he is sitting in a Panda Express? What's he supposed to do now that he knows this? Now that he knows that higher intelligence has been. observing him at the Panda Express? Where, where exactly what's he supposed to do?

Does anyone think about like, but this is where we're at now. No one even cares, by the way. No one really cares. The PE people I talk to, they don't trust the government at all anymore. They don't trust the media. Everything that is told to them, they immediately, and by the way, they're kind of right to, they immediately dismiss as some kind of op,

they immediately dismiss it as an op. And they're, they're not wrong. Their instinct is to go, why are you telling me that? Are you telling me this from my best interest? That that doesn't seem to be the guiding principle. of everything else you guys do. Why do I know this Now? What, what a So let, let's watch a little bit more. of this here, please. - Oh, or related material. And we're gonna be releasing a lot of things from that. We have. And I think some. of it's gonna be very interesting to people.

I've, I've interviewed people my first term primarily, but I interviewed some pilots, very solid people, and they said they saw things that you wouldn't believe. So you're gonna be reading about it. Yeah. - Okay. Also get that in, at, at Paulina Luna clip. where she's going on and on, there's a interdimensional. and JD Vance says to demons, - So I've, the internet interdimensional beings is.

what our witnesses will call these things. I have seen evidence in a skiff that leads me. to believe there are things we cannot explain. And I have observed things that are of non-human origin. Can. - We explain the Iran war can? But I'm just curious. I'm just curious. 'cause we, that wasn't the aliens, right? That was us. So maybe these aliens are us from the future. That's what people say. They're time travellers from the. future, which is interesting.

I'm not trying to dismiss this. I'm just saying I'm always curious as to why. Now we're deciding that this all needs. to be disclosed and we're supposed to trust. and that the government has our best interest at heart. But let, let's continue with this, this woman. - Observed things that are of non-human origin and creation. That's my opinion again. But there has been a declassification.

order from the president. And you will see as soon as that stuff comes up, - She seems really happy. She's smiling and he is happy. She seems happy. So I guess it's not bad news. Is it good news? I don't know anymore. What is good and bad news, by the way? I don't know that anyone knows anymore. what would be a good news or bad news. I mean, that's, that's kind of where we're at in the,

in society where you go what's what, what's, what would be a good out of this? I don't know what would be bad. I guess if they're, if they're gonna kill us, that would be bad, right? But if they were gonna, they would've done it already. They have the power to do it. If they have the power to, I don't know. I don't know. Get up. Tim Che, Tim Burch also goes, they're under the water and they have bases.

and it's going, it, I think Tim Burch said something recently about this. disclosure where he goes, it's going to be indigestible. Somebody told him that whatever they're getting ready. to tell us will be quote indigestible. Meaning that no one's gonna be able to handle it. Like you're not gonna be able to handle it once you've heard. whatever this is, you're gonna just start, you're gonna lose your mind.

You're gonna like run out on your family, get in your car and keep driving. I don't know. But this is what Tim Bhi said. He was quoted as basically saying like, Hey, an official told me, if we tell you guys what's up, the American public, the world isn't gonna be able to handle it. Nobody's citizens are not gonna be able to handle it.

They are not gonna be able to take it. They're just gonna lose their mind. And I don't know what that means, but it doesn't, it doesn't sound good. It doesn't sound good that it, it cannot be digested. And that people think that. if it gets out, people are gonna lose their mind. I don't know. Are alien, are, are, are people. that shocked about that there are aliens. that they're gonna lose their mind?

Do. Can you imagine that? If they'd say, yeah, there's aliens, are people gonna start going nuts about that? I mean, maybe I don't get that vibe. You get that vibe. You're gonna be sitting down to dinner. and you're gonna go, you, the. government says there's aliens. Somebody's gonna stand up, go. What the fuck is going on? Is that what's happening? That doesn't seem like, you know, you know, like, it doesn't seem like it's gonna, it's gonna, everyone's gonna lose their mind over that.

If the, if I was somewhere. and the government disclosed. that there were different aliens, there were aliens, I go, yeah, yeah, there's all right, there's aliens. Yeah, there's aliens. Stiff upper lip. Take it on the chin here. Alright, let's listen to this. Tim Bertin. - We have sworn testimony. that there are recovered alien bodies. that is sworn testimony under oath, not. as a secure setting.

And nobody batted an eye. Nobody laughed. And, you know, there's just kind of a gasp in the room. that finally somebody said that. And we've, and it's come from so many different sources. that we need, really need to get to the bottom of it. We've had testimony, I, I don't know, testimony. we've been briefed before that, you know, of locations of. where some of this stuff is. A member of Congress, a close friend of mine, you know, and I've, I've read these books, how they'll,

somebody will approach you and stuff. And we were in the tunnel. and just so happened to I, there's no coincidences. And this guy said to me, he said, Tim, he said, why do you want to get to, why do you wanna do this? Don't you know this is gonna disrupt everything. - So that said, Tim Bertin on George Santos new podcast. called Doing Time. That is Congressman George Santos, who went to jail again. and then was pardoned by President Trump. He's out and he has a, that's the gay conservative congressman.

who lied about a bunch of stuff. and went to jail, I believe. for like fraud and identity theft. And he's out of jail because of a pardon. and has a new podcast called Doing Time. And that is a Tim Burin, a representative. telling George Santos on his podcast, doing time that. there's recovered alien bodies. And I'm telling you right now, no one cares. Scaling a business takes the right expertise.

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I'm, I'm telling you right now, nobody cares. This is like the biggest non-event. Thi this level of news. and the reception it's getting are so far apart. because this should be in any sane society, this should be a very big deal. But I don't think anyone cares anymore. because nobody trusts anybody. about anything.

So, and I think also this idea. that people are gonna be completely blown away. by the fact that there are aliens. I've never believed that. I always thought there was a possibility. that there were aliens. Most people I know believe there's a strong possibility. there's life in other parts of the galaxy. or that there's multiple dimensions.

and that aliens people jump. between one dimension to another. I I don't, I don't Is that gonna unwind civilization? But what, what is, I'm just curious like what exactly, what's this about? What's this about? What are they preparing for here? Is this like they gonna do the, the end of the world? So here's Dr. Steven Greer. He's been on the alien beat for a long time.

and now he's saying that rogue actors. inside the government are now on the verge. of staging a fake alien invasion across the entire planet. Now by the way, you realise this is gonna be the most. ham-fisted thing you've ever seen in your life. because of who's doing it. This is going to be this alien invasion will be the, if this is true, and by the way, it might be, this will be the least believable thing. that has ever happened. This will be a joke if they try to do this.

This will be the most embarrassing event of our time. It will, that might end the world. Forget the fucking aliens. This ham-fisted attempt to induce some type of global. event and stage a fake alien invasion. Which by the way, I could totally see these idiots doing. the way they do it. And how poorly this is done will be the most. shameful exercise in the, in the, in the history.

of the government lying to us. If they do this, there is zero way. This is done with any success. This will be the biggest. I mean, you're gonna, you're gonna see this. and you're gonna be smoking a joint. with your friends laughing. You are gonna be laughing at this attempt. Steven Greer, everyone. - The big one would be this. what Verna Von Brown warned about on his death.

But he said, they. or we, he said, we are going. to hoax an alien attack on the planet. It's all a lie, but it will trick. and fool almost everyone in a minute. They could stage this and it would fool. Well, it had, I mean, look at what they've been doing. for decades, fooling everyone. They, everyone saying, oh, those are alien events. And you know, our military guys chasing these objects. things, those are military, right? But they're not. I mean, or alien. They're military. They want to unite the world around a military junta,

a totalitarian system. And how do you do that? You know, how do you get one race. or one ethnicity or one nation? - But this guy's, but listen, get him outta here. I whatever baby, he's telling the truth. But he's been, he's been beating this drum. for years talking about this. And I'm not, I don't know if he's right or wrong. I'm just saying this has been, this has been a thing for a minute. That the idea that they could do this. or like stage some, an alien.

By the way, anyone who thinks. that this planet would be united. by some alien invasion is insane. Maybe 50 years ago. Anybody who thinks that this planet's gonna come together, just because we have some common galactic enemy is nuts. This country won't even come together by the way. You think it's gonna induce some type of patriotic, we're going to forget our differences.

and then start working together. to fight the alien. None of that will happen. None of it is going to happen. I don't know what could unite the country. But it's certainly not gonna be that, by the way. It won't be a fake alien invasion. Try it. Hey, by the way, I'm all for it. I'm all for trying it. Let's see how broken this system is. I think it's pretty fucking broken.

Within a day of the alien invasion, we will be at war. with each other, not the aliens. We will be blaming each other. for the alien invasion within 24 hours. of the fake alien invasion. There will be endless. coverage of this. And then it will break into the ideological bubbles. and everybody will go to war with each other. So I don't know what they're trying to do.

Or maybe they're just basically trying to say, how do I, maybe we'll induce martial law. We'll induce martial law. Oh, there's aliens. Everybody's gotta stay inside there. There's alien. I don't think any of it'll work. I don't think any of it is gonna work. They can try. I don't think any of it is gonna work. Sorry, Steven Greer. Sorry. Fucking who's ever in the underground military bases at. Raven Rock or Cheyenne Mountain,

or wherever the hell you guys are. Sorry. Generals and spooks and men in black. and the, the many layers of. above top secret fucking people. I'm sorry, it's not going to work. Whatever you're doing is not going to work. It's going to be embarrassing and shameful. I'm telling you now they're saying there's 17 earthquakes. and in less than 24 hours, my producer told me this. 'cause he likes aliens and stuff. These, because these people, the people think, well,

if the aliens land, then can I own a house? No. No, by the way, no. Do I get a house then? No. What are you nuts? Absolutely not. What do you think happens, folks? So when the aliens land, what happens? They give us technology and we all get. cured of all our diseases. No. What are you insane? No, we're just trying to kill large numbers of you.

And this might give us some cover. When the aliens, people think the aliens land are gonna give techno, oh, we're gonna, we're gonna get off fossil fuels. By the way, aren't the aliens supposed. to be bringing all the new technology we don't need? We can get off oil? Well, the way we're talking about their straits of Horus, it doesn't seem like that's happening. So, oh, where's the advanced technology. that we're all supposed to get. when we don't hear about that? All of these countries are panicking.

because oil's not going through the Straits of Horus. So if we were on the verge of some alien ship landing. where they were gonna hand us a bunch of technology. and say, Hey, let's get off the fossil fuels. Let's move into the next phase of your evolution. If that was a, why would people be. so panicked about the price of oil. and the fucking straits of hormo? This is all fake. Obviously something is up. I don't know what it is. I really don't know what it is. I, I I can't know. But I do know this.

Everything done from here on out is going. to be the most embarrassing thing you've ever seen. The only word left to describe anything is embarrassing. It's going to be deeply shameful. You know, it's one thing to fear a government. It's another thing to love and respect a government. It it is, it is a completely, it's another emotion entirely.

to be nothing but deeply ashamed of a government. and embarrassed and like confused by it. Like completely confused and disgusted by it. and have no idea what's going on. Let's listen to this. 17 earthquakes in less than 24 hours. Where, where is this area? 51. - Yeah. - Okay, I get, and who's telling us this? This is a scientist. - Like seismologists. It was like. - Local - News. - Coverage.

All right, I believe them. Hey, it's the internet. I believe them. - Well, in the span of 24 hours, there have been 17 earthquakes near area 51. It started with a 4.4 magnitude quake, just two. and a half miles underground. The area is normally not prone to earthquakes, this shallow. And it's leading to theories of nuclear testing or even UFOs. because it all happened after President Trump said this. - Do you have an update on the UFO files. and what might be what we're going to be seeing? - Well, I think we're gonna be releasing as much as we can.

in the near future. - So the UFOs are causing the earthquakes, or there's an underground war. between different races of alien. By the way, I don't even care about that unless I see them. If I don't see it, I don't care. I don't wanna hear about the underground war. between the different aliens. unless it becomes an aboveground war.

Whatever they're doing in there, they can keep. to themselves. They've been apparently doing that for a long time. But we all have to learn about it this week. Everyone has to learn about the aliens this week. Otherwise we're all, you know, we're dying. They're, people are dying to know about the UFA. They're clamouring, they're spiritual entities. They're interdimensional beings. They're demons. They're time travellers. This is where we're at in the country. This is where we are.

And it just take a step back. and I don't know what's true and what's not. And I'm not telling anybody that, that they're wrong. or that some version of this isn't happening. A lot of scientists seem to be getting lit up, so something's going on. But I don't know what's going on. and no one does apparently. But I guess we'll all be finding out soon. I guess.

We'll all be figuring out what's happening soon. We'll cover it. We'll keep covering it. I don't know. I don't know. I can't, I don't have a huge, I don't have a huge opinion on it other than I will. tell you this. If anyone believes, I'll just restate it again. That any of this will be unifying. They are insane.

There will be no unifying moment where everyone. that doesn't happen, that's out of a movie, did. If they stage a fake alien invasion, it's to put everyone, it's it's martial law. And they know everyone's not gonna get unified. So if there is a fake alien invasion, it is probably. what Stephen Greer said, where they're just trying to, everybody's gonna fall in line quick. But make no mistake, that invasion will not be believable.

It will be. It will be like watching a bad school play. It will be a horror. And you will watch it and go, I don't believe any of this. I think it's fake. And you'll look at your wife and go, I think it's fake, but they're probably gonna put us in camp soon. That's what your wife will say. She'll be smoking a butt. 'cause everyone's smoking now. And she'll look at you and go, this is probably fake. And you'll go, yep. And you'll go. But I think they're gonna put us in camp soon.

I think that's what this is. 'cause it's gonna look like, like the shitty opening ceremony of the Olympics. That's what it's gonna look. If they do a fake alien invasion, it's gonna be like Cirque de Soleil. 'cause it's gonna be so over the top and ridiculous. And just know that if you're watching it, I'll be watching it with you. I'll be watching it from my home. You'll be watching it from yours. Just know that we're we'll be soon we'll be in camps. Maybe I wouldn't have been in a camp, but I, I opened my fat mouth.

and insulted everyone in this fucking administration. But so now I'll be in a camp now too. So just know that we're all gonna be in camps if there's a. fake alien, if there's no unifying moment. and no one believes that there will be, and no, you're not even gonna believe the event. that puts you in the camp. You will not even believe it. It's going to be so bad. It's going to be b movie level horror. It's going to be so bad that.

you're gonna go, oh, you're gonna, this is, this is kind. of bullshit, huh? This is kind of bullshit. President Trump says he does not believe there is a link. between the disappearance. and deaths of multiple US government scientists. Interesting. Well, okay, sure fine. I'm okay. I get it.

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besides aliens that are fake? And maybe they're real, but we don't care. We don't care. We'll care. We'll care. When we're all watching a fake staged alien invasion. that is not convincing, not well produced, and that is deeply suspect. and everyone's gonna know it's fake. Your, your five year old's gonna know it's fake. Your five year old's gonna know it's fake.

Iran War may cost so far, it's cost us 25 billion. Well, it's a small price to pay for freedom. It is, do you wanna live in a. free country or not? I'm sick of the naysayers. It is a small price to pay for freedom. It is a small price to pay 25 billion. for the peace of mind. Peace of mind to go.

to bed every night knowing that. Iran has. been attacked. I don't know that they've been demilitarised. or denuclearized really, but just knowing they've been attacked. That's what makes me happy. I don't need all these quote unquote results. Just knowing that they've been attacked puts me at ease.

I don't know what that's ac accomplished per se, but it doesn't matter. The fact that we've attacked them. and are will continue to makes, makes me relieved. I'm relieved. I feel safer. and better about most things in my life. that Iran has been attacked us is asks. to move dark eagle hypersonic missiles towards Iran. So here's the way I think it's gonna play out.

Now, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe, maybe the alien thing is a pivot. We know we're fucked with Iran. That's, that's not gonna work. We couldn't beat Iran. But maybe we can beat fake aliens. Think about this. Who cares about Iran? If we can defeat hologram. AI aliens, that might be the pivot here.

That might be the pivot. I'm not even, I know that I'm kind of kidding, but maybe I'm not. 'cause we're not getting outta this. This thing's not gonna go, this thing's not going our way. And you know that you can feel it. It's, it's a, you can feel that it's not going our way. You can feel that it's not working. You can feel that Trump wants out of it. You can feel it. This is not, this is not what he does.

He's not a real fighter. He's like a shit talker. He's a casino kingpin. He's a reality star. And if you like reality stars, I'm, which selling actually pretty. well there at the Wiltern Theatre. But that's what he does. This is not patent. He's not a general, he's a reality star. He's a shit talker. He's very comfortable in that game. Late night firing off tweets at Elizabeth Warren.

That's his game. Talking shit with Mika and Joe. Morning Joe. He's comfortable doing that all day long. No, a rally, forget it. Standing there for three hours talking. extemporaneously off the cuff. He's all in. And that's what he does. This is not where he shines. And he feels uncomfortable. You can tell he's not happy about this. 'cause this is not what he does.

This is also further reason. You can feel that he was really pushed into this. He felt like he, he had to do it for whatever reason, but there's no way that he wanted to do this. because this is not where he lives. This is not what he's good at. It's not what he's good at. Trump's the guy who was like, walked. around a military base was like, or I, I believe Walter Reed or was in an army hospital. And he was basically like, yeah, why do they do this? Like, 'cause he doesn't get it. He's like, why would you go sacrifice for the country?

He's like, don't you wanna be rich? You get pussy. Like, he didn't get it. He doesn't get it. Like, that's who he is. So he's, this is not a place where he. feels comfortable. This is not what he does. So the idea that he wanted. to do this, I think he was sold on it. He was sold on it, but he didn't know what it was. 'cause he'd never done it. Everything was like kidnapping Maduro. or a, you know, we're gonna kill Soleimani,

this Iranian general, we're in light touch. I, I destroyed isis, whatever. Did he, one of 'em is running Syria. It doesn't matter. It's a light touch. No one cares. It's akin to reality TV. because that's what he's the master of. He's the master of. creating a reality. That's true enough. That's what reality TV does. If you watch it, you know it's not real,

but it's real enough. Yes, they're actually cunts on the real housewife show. Are they put in these situations and applied with alcohol? That is also true. Are these things arranged to make them more entertaining? Of course you suspend disbelief. But it's true enough. The divorces are real. People don't like each other. You know, these things are true enough. And Trump lived in that world for a very long time.

So basically he's a master at creating a reality. that has elements of truth. But the things that are glaringly untrue, you don't care. because it's entertaining. Because it's entertaining. So it doesn't matter the components of the things that are. provably untrue, like indisputably lies. He doesn't care. And neither do you. 'cause you're laughing, you're smiling. I can't believe he said that. It's entertaining.

This is not a good show. That's the biggest problem here for dt. This is not a good show. And he knows it. He knows this is not a good show. Trump is well aware of why he is the president. He knows this country better than most people, maybe anyone. And it's not a nice thing. It's the line from the end. of succession when Brian Cox looks at Jeremy Strong.

and goes, they're having dinner. And he goes, I know things not nice things. And that's why I turn a buck. I know things not nice things and that's why I turn a buck. Trump knows that when Zelensky was in the Oval Office. and Vance and Trump were berating him, that was great. Tv Trump knows when he said to Hillary, because you'd be in jail. That's great tv.

This is the opposite of great tv. It isn't exciting. It's not nearly as engaging. as it needs to be. So what you have is a bunch of people that are checking out, which he doesn't like. They're tuning out, they're turning it off. And so when they turn it off, you gotta remember.

they go out into the world. The gas prices are high, the food prices are high. Why this fucking war? But they're not watching his show anymore. So he cannot tell them exactly why things are the way they. are, because people are turning this shit off. They don't understand why it happened. It's embarrassing. Our military base have been blown to Smither Marines. It's embarrassing. The limits of our military power have been exposed.

It's embarrass. People don't wanna watch that show. That's not a feel good show. That's a terribly embarrassing. and depressing show. So people go, I'm out. And, and Trump knows that. So, so he's doing these little things. to try to get them back in. There's aliens. Now, are you in, are you back watching? Can you come and watch again? There's aliens and they're under the water. Or even this, we're moving dark eagle hypersonic.

missiles towards our end. It's the final blow. He keeps using words like that, the final blow. But there is no final blow. So eventually people just turn it off. It's like a soap opera. You never see the last episode of a soap opera. You turn it off, you get sick of it, you grow up, you get a job, you get a boyfriend, whatever.

What this has become for Trump is, is a a, a total unending nightmare. And he's in this weird stalemate. where no one's really doing anything. and he keeps like threatening. Now, hopefully he just keeps threatening. and we never go back in there. Hopefully nothing even happens. Hopefully the trade opens up, things normalise. Everybody apologises, whatever. Seems unlikely. But that's kind of what needs to happen. And he just keeps tweeting final blow, you know, truth,

social like final Blow. It's the final blow is coming. This is the first time that I have watched Trump. where it feels boring. And when I say that, I don't mean. to take away from the horrific loss of life, by the way, I'm not taking away from that. None of that's boring, obviously. It's a terrible tragedy. Trump himself seems.

to be over it. He doesn't want to do this anymore. He's, he's, he's stuck in a web. If we pull out now, it's a, an admission. to the world that America's military might is, I believe is, you know, a lot of people look at that. and say it's been greatly overstated. and that we're, we, we're not gonna make commitments. to our allies. We're not gonna make commitments. to the the things we say are important, right?

So he doesn't feel like he can do that. But also this final blow, a world war, dropping a nuke, all of this. isn't possible. The generals have told him, we can't do the things you want. to do now. Trump. No one told him this at The Apprentice. Everyone was pretty much like, yeah, what do you wanna do? Yeah, we can do that. We'll find a way to do that.

We'll find a version of that that will be okay. It'll be true enough. It'll be true enough. And that can't happen here. So they have to start with the aliens. They have to start with the aliens. There's nothing they can really do. Now he's stuck and it sucks. And, and more than that, he knows he's losing eyeballs. They're leaving him, they're going elsewhere.

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This is again, a, a, a mechanical engineer at Caltech, who would think would realise who went to Caltech, who was a teacher who would realise. that running into a ballroom. with a weapon is suicide's death. Now they're saying he might not have fired his weapon. I don't know. They're looking at forensics or, or or whatnot. But I don't know what happened. I get it. Whatever. I'm not saying it's a false flag or whatever. I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying. this is what happened.

A mechanical engineer, not a l not a lunatic, not like a psychopath, like a kind of functioning. productive member of society decided I'm gonna write a. manifesto and grab a gun and run into the, the Hilton. And maybe, you know, maybe that's exactly what happened. Maybe that's 100% what happened. Here he is. This is, this is Cole Allen. - Yeah. - Is this like a little interview he gave?

- Yeah, this is a couple years ago. He was on a ABC seven story. - And listen, people snap. My mother was a schizophrenic. I'm aware of the fragility of mental health. It happened over many years. It didn't, it wasn't like one day we noticed. and went, oh, this crazy bitch. It happened over a while. But this guy snapped. Here he is. Let's, let's listen to him. This is Cole Allen. Allen Allen. - Developed a prototype for a wheelchair emergency break.

call a student, Cole Allen developed a prototype. for a wheelchair emergency break. - The wheelchair breaks tend to lock the wheels, but don't actually lock the chair to the ground. The idea with this is to. prevent it from moving that along. - Recent ageing into the Future conference held by St. Barnabas Senior Services. and the Eisner Foundation offered a test run on products. that have the potential to enrich the lives of seniors. 14 different tech startups got to present.

to over 350 people in the hopes. of getting their projects into some sort. of senior health facility. - All right, so he was trying to get an. emergency break on a wheelchair. And then, you know, a couple years later, he is, he's, he's running through the ballroom with a gun. He's trying to get into the ballroom with a, doing the White House Correspondence Centre. Here it is. Here's a video of this.

He's running through the metal detector. You'll see him in a second. Here he comes. Okay, well, they, you know, so now, now this underscores the need for a, a ballroom with the, with the many subterranean layers in a, like. a command centre as well. So here's Trump talking about the ballroom.

He's now building a ballroom. And this will be a great part of his legacy, I believe. Here he is talking about the ballroom. - I'm building the safe ballroom. And one of the reasons I'm building it is exactly. what happened last night. We're building a room right there. If you walk out and move 20 yards to the left, you'll be right at the entrance to the ballroom. And that ballroom's being built on the safest piece.

of property in this country. Probably one of the safest pieces of land in the world. And this has bulletproof glass. This has, you know, this is the highest level of security. Also, very importantly, I could have built sweets on top. I could have done a lot of things. - On. Here's the, here's the other thing. I don't really hate. the ballroom. Aesthetically. I know a lot. of people don't like the ballroom. Aesthetically I don't hate it aesthetically, I really don't hate it. Aesthetically I think that.

it is a nice ballroom. You know what I mean? Truly like it is actually nice. Do I think it's the best use of taxpayer money? I don't know. Probably not. But I do think it's a nice ball. I do wanna say that because I know people listen. I, I, I do think it's a nice ballroom. and I do think it would kind of be a nice ballroom. If you were gonna watch a fake alien invasion, you'd wanna do it from that ballroom.

you'd absolutely want. 'cause, 'cause it's bulletproof glass. Now you'd think, well, the. aliens would find a way around that. Probably not. Probably not. You build a secure ballroom. You build a secure ballroom. I don't care who these aliens are. or where, what, where they live in the centre. of the earth or under the water. They're not getting through that ballroom. You, he built a safe, but it's a secure ballroom. Also, there's aliens that are gonna kill you to tonight.

Do you see how it all works? And you're supposed to not go insane. The ballroom is secure. The alien bases are under the water. We have interdimensional time, traveller demons. But, but the ballroom is secure. because there's bulletproof glass. You see, doesn't it all make sense? Doesn't it all add up to anyone? It all adds up. We're being supervised, higher intelligent races. of interdimensional time, travelling demons. But when they see bulletproof glass in this ballroom,

they're not gonna fuck around. Why would they fuck around? They're not stupid. They happen to have the power. to travel here from a distant planet or hop dimensions. or whatever. They probably have technology that. far exceeds anything we have. But a bulletproof glass ballroom is, is a universal symbol in the universe. It's a universal symbol in the universe that people know. not to fuck around.

When they see a ballroom like this. They don't, they're not gonna fuck around. So all of this is happening at once. There's the importance of the ballroom, because it has bulletproof windows. and it's a beautiful design. And it could have been, he could have put suites. on top, but he didn't. Also, just as an aside, we have demons. that are jumping through different dimensions. that are in a war with each other, but also, you know, are,

you know, are afraid of the ballroom. They don't wanna fuck around. They're not, they're not gonna get. through bulletproof glass windows in the ballroom. No thanks. So just put all of that in your head. Hold it all in your head at once and try not to go insane. It's like, it's like a fun, it's like, it's like a fun game show. where every few hours someone tells you something else. and you try not to go insane.

That's what our whole country has become. Now, every five minutes someone whispers something in your. ear and you try not to go insane. because nothing relates to anything else. In fact, everything's kind of contradictory. If we're on the verge of figuring out. that we have all these alien things, what the fuck's a ballroom gonna do? You'd think that, right? No. Nope, nope. All we need is a solid ballroom. In fact, that's how we fight the alien.

You remember all those alien movies. where you build the ballroom? If you build it, they will come. That's the ballroom. That's what they mean the fucking ballroom. That's what they mean. They're not gonna attack a ballroom. They have class. So all of this is happening at once. And your, your job is to is to try to not go insane. It's the new game show called Try to not go insane. We dare you, we dare try to not lose your mind.

We dare you. Hypersonic Dark eagle missiles go into. Iran, demons in the earth. and the ballrooms got bulletproof glass windows, gases going up, up. Try not to try not to lose your mind. We dare you. So all these news stories that just float in and out. And then in two weeks, by the way, no one will talk about the aliens, by the way, because that's every story. By the way, the call Allen thing's done, that's done.

Assassination attempt number three's done assassination one. and two, no one understood. They're done, Epstein's done. Everything just moves on and you have to move along with it. So basically in a couple of weeks, maybe not even, they're just gonna go, yeah, the, we get these aliens around. What do you want? Shut up. There's no focus. There's no attention span. It's all good television to Trump,

except the Iran War, which is not good television. And he's keenly aware of that. But this entire thing's just good tv. And you're supposed to sit there and you passively watch it. And you go out, you get your shitty job. and you have less money than you did the year before. And your kids have bleecker prospects than they did. two years ago. And they'll have Bleecker prospects. and they do, two years from now, you'll have probably less money. and less job security than you do. Two years from now. You'll have less disposable income.

You're not gonna be able to help your kids buy a house. You're not gonna be able, you may not be able to help them. You know, if they, if they get hurt in a car accident, God forbid, because you've lost healthcare, your health insurance, they're no longer covered, whatever. And you don't have the liquid capital, the physical, physical money to help them. But the government has now become 24. hour reality TV.

that you're supposed to watch. I mean, let's get a Erica Kirk please too. Let's take this, let's, let's watch Erica Kirk here. Is this the fake one? We gotta get the real one. Get the real one. That is funny though. I mean, this woman just be less famous. There's a very easy answer. for whatever this woman's problem is. Be less famous.

You can be less famous. Like that's allowed legally. You can be less famous. Take a beat. You are oversaturating. I've seen this before. I've seen a-listers go down the tubes. because they don't know when to stop shoving themselves. down people's throats. Take a beat, take a minute, regroup, grab your team. And by team, I mean children. And, and go, go have, make a dinner or something.

The woman won't stop. And then she gets mad that people keep making fun of her. It's because she won't go away. You can be a bit less famous. Go on Erica, Kurt, friend of the show. - But nothing will ever be enough. for the evil in this world. Our country has become unrecognisable. These. - People, because of the aliens, - Verted the truth to the point. that they motivated the murder of my husband.

They have continuously tried to assassinate the president. And anyone who stands. and their way is labelled hateful, racist, fascist, and every other trigger word that is grossly dishonest. We want the best for our country. They don't, this is like, - She doesn't, all right, just pause it. She doesn't have to do this. Like, take up this mantle. You know, it's getting to a point where, you know, I I,

I feel bad for this woman. I really do. I, you know, what happened. to her husband was horrible. I mean, I, I, I don't know her. I've never met her. I, I know people that know her. Some of them like her, some of them think, you know, I don't, I don't know what's going on. Some of them are confused. I'm confused. I'm confused. I'm confused. I don't know what's going on. I don't know why she's choosing to continually. be everywhere. She's like everywhere. Like, you gotta take a minute.

Take a minute, take a minute. Slow it down. I'm not telling you to stop. Slow it down. Slow it down. That's the great lesson here. Slow it down. Take a beat. Take a minute, take a breather. This is a full court press. We don't need it. We don't need it. Because if you put yourself out there, people are gonna go, listen, you're, you're a political figure now.

People are attacking her. because the woman, this is not the way I've seen anyone personally. grieve personally. I've never seen anyone grieve late. And I, I'm not judging the way people grieve. I mean, I guess I am, but people grieve in different ways. I've, I've never seen this way. That's all I'm allowed to say. That I'm allowed to say it. By the way, not being mean to her. Not saying what happened wasn't horrible.

I have personally never seen a human being grieve this way. I've seen people grieve many different ways, never this way. That's all, that's all I'm saying, that I've never seen a person grieve in this particular way. This strain of grief is new to me. That is also, I'm adjusting to it. I think America's adjusting to it, and I think her beef with people is that we're, we're not adjusting quickly enough to her way of grieving.

We've just never seen this one before. This is a new one. Give us a minute with this. Let us adapt to this. Let us adapt to this way of grieving that. And I, and if it's her way to do it, it's her way. to do far be it from me. I'm not trying to take away what she needs to do. I think people need to do what they need to do. And if this is what she needs to do, that's fine. I'm just personally confused.

and I'm, you know, a little shocked. and it, it, it, it feels, eh, a little bad taste. That's all, that's all I'm gonna say. Doesn't make her a horrible person. It's just a new way to grieve. We're all, we're all, we're all learning together. what she needs in the moment. Free advice. As always, give advice free on the show. I, I do like you to pay me money in other ways, but free advice to her.

Take a minute, take some time off. Take some time. We all need it. Take some time off and then return with whatever you want. I don't care what you do. Write a book. Do a one-woman show, go on tour. I don't care. I, if I'm her, I'm popping up again around Christmas, I'm taking the summer. and a lot of the fall, she's not gonna wanna pop up around Halloween.

That's the devil's holiday to her. You pop up around Christmas, you pop up around Christmas. A lot of this will be probably forgotten. God only knows where we'll be as a country at that point. And you can just come back. It's fine to come back, but you need to go away to come back. The people will be excited if you give it a minute, go away, and then when you come back, it'll be exciting and fun. And people will forget about a lot of this behaviour. that they, that they're confused by.

So just do that. It's free advice to her friend of the show. Truly. I, I, I don't know what's going on. That that's really what, that's a theme of all things. Never met the woman. Feels very odd to me. The whole thing, the whole thing feels odd. I guess there'll be a trial with Tyler Robinson. It will all be convinced of his guilt, right? I guess that's gonna happen. And I guess when that happens, fine.

I don't know that he didn't do it 100%. It smells off. It feels off for sure. And I'm not saying she whacked the guy, I'm just saying I'm sure there'll be a trial. and it'll, everything will be put to bed and to rest. and will all be satisfied with the results. If there's not an alien invasion first, I imagine if there's an alien invasion first, this trial. and all other subsequent trials will get put on hold.

Good night.