A Time Gone By with H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | The Tim Dillon Show #364

Kevin Ryan H fly the ru garbage podcast. first time in studio thank you guys for. coming in what's up man thanks for. having us thanks for having us buddy I'm. in Australia right now this is coming. out in a week and travel I will be in. Australia have you gone to Australia yet. not yet it's a 15-hour flight I that's. what I hear it's 15 hours it's blood. clot Central Widow Maker Widow. Widowmaker air um two pairs of. compression socks for that flight I get.

up and I walk in the middle of it and. the people like the flight attendant. will be like what are you doing I go I'm. trying to. survive I don't want to stroke out yeah. I'm trying to I get off this plane with. both sides of my body. operational but it's it's uh it's a. great country to do standup comedy in. but it's a long [ __ ] flight yeah. you're Go I mean you've been you were. there not too long ago as well I that's. also a mistake you can't go back. immediately.

because the people go we get it we know. what you do we're we're aware but yeah. we're doing well we got Sydney is sold. out Melbourne is on its way uh then. Brisbane and then the other ones we're. doing Auckland New. Zealand um I we we canceled Christ. Church I thought more tickets would sell. because that's where they had that. shooter did that. Manifesto so I really was hopeful about. Christ Church and I said to my team I go. we're going to be okay with Christ. church because that guy what did you.

shoot up a synagogue yeah I go listen. I'm just saying they're wild so maybe. we're getting and I'm not for any of. that behavior I'm just saying I think. we're going to move some tickets we did. not which makes me happy yeah it's a. good reflection it makes me actually. very happy that uh those people are not. coming you know so uh I I I love you. gentlemen everybody knows you garbage.

podcast you are the best new podcast in. the world thank you buddy means a lot. true um I wanted you guys on around this. even though it's warm out in New York. today which [ __ ] me up I like the fall. to be the fall love it love the fall. right the best it's a little hot a. little too much I went swimming. yesterday in the ocean really yeah where. at out in the Hampton out Southampton. yeah in the ocean October Atlantic.

City's out the godamn I don't know I. don't know what this guy Galveston Texas. and swam in the waters of the the oil. water um but I I want to talk about. Halloween with you guys because I know I. know that it's is it the trashiest. holiday or no it ain't the classiest. I'll tell you that it's definitely not. the [ __ ] classiest it's the greatest. it is amazing many Snickers let's go as. two dirt two fat dirt bags who don't. like candy and [ __ ] Mischief you know.

what I mean yeah what where do you put. the holidays from from classy to Trashy. because that's kind of interesting do. you go Christmas as the classiest. because you get the candle in the window. and Christmas can go south not our not. our Christmas what are you talking about. Christmas can go south real quick nice. fight on Christmas morning yeah yeah. we're uh I think Christmas can be the. class if you're going Catholic H like. Easter to me there's no like real. boozing on Easter it's Sunday afternoon.

you go to church Easter stinks it stinks. but that's the classiest I'll tell you. right now here's how we can ruin that. horseshoes my family during Easter at my. Aunt se's house sh God rest this is why. I have the top rated episode which just. pass a million by way I know Shane and. seura are are climbing on me I know it. but I'll tell you this my aunt C God. Rest her soul and her husband Uncle Bill. was a cop was that SHO Justified hey.

now why you bringing up old [ __ ] Split. Second decisions no they were they were. good it was a different time yeah they. were good people and uh you know they. had Easter Sunday and my family would. drink and then throw horseshoes Jes and. so there there would be kids running. around and then you'd have a metal. horseshoe like whizzing by your head and. like you'd be in your church you know. and then like you know somebody would. scream at you be like get on flat away. yeah and sling a throwing metal through.

the but I agree with you in theory. there's nothing classier than Easter. yeah but it sucks and I always thought. in horseshoes that I wasn't good at it. cuz I didn't have a cigarette hanging. out of my mouth that's what I thought. that's what I thought made the uncles. that good it was a heiney you had to. have a hinin and a Sig hanging out of. the mouth in the throw you had to have. that you had to have it and they were. and they they played horseshoes during. Easter Sunday and then Easter Saturday. we would do my nanny would do a a pink. ham and she'd with a mustard vinegar.

glaze MH okay which was real nice and. then she would do uh you know the sides. and stuff yeah when they when those. Honey Baked started getting popular the. game that's a big deal that was like. we're going to get the honey baked the. spiral cut cheese potatoes little. cinnamon apples yes yeah of course but. I'll tell you why Easter can kick rocks. one pastels K the [ __ ] out of here. interesting I hate that [ __ ] interesting. H fullet coming out against pastel t.

foliage early early on in the. episode church is nice on uh Church on. Christmas no but I'm just saying you. know you have you have something nice on. it's the winner you're not going inside. you're hanging out in the back you're. goofing around you know what I mean you. maybe got a couple M&M's or some it's. not as proper it feels yeah dude [ __ ]. Easter you feel like you're a used car. salesman I'm walking around in a pink. Blazer like a dick get out of here with. I will tell you one thing about Easter. there's what the the Easter cigarette.

outside of the church oh nice grass is. coming. in little bit of a breeze little bit of. Breeze you're still sweating you're. still sweating but the sweat's being. cooled by the breeze and you're having a. Siggy outside the church and the priests. they're all looking at you go I know. what I'm doing but I'm here I'm on the. property I'm here I'm on the property. they were always waiting to rip a heater. that's remember the first time you saw a. priest ripping a ripping a. uhhuh behind the rectory holy [ __ ] yeah.

he's like I got to have something you. know so Easter I think you're right. about that Easter does the the cand is. whack too it presents as the classic I. don't like the candy and I don't like. you know the the Easter egg hunt the. basket hey hey hey what are we working. for here just I know you got to give it. to me there was only one that had a five. in it you know my aunt used to hide. these baskets so aggressively that. people would start crying me and my.

cousins would start crying uh there was. no baskets she would hide them in places. my grandfather had did well and he built. his own house in in mutton toown Long. Island which is an area where Jennifer. Lopez mutt Town doesn't sound nice mut. sounds behind a butcher no I know but. it's it's one of those things rich. people do where they're like you you'd. think it's not but it's it's stunning. and he had a 5,000 foot house which toss. was huge the big house and but here's.

the problem when you hide. baskets kids start crying because you. look in a few places and people start. getting upset now and my aunt really. liked that cuz she was sick demented. yeah she didn't have children herself. and and when we people would start to. cry and she would just go look look look. harder work harder and we run up and. down the stairs and then we'd eventually. find it and then what was the treat. nothing you know couple of pastel you.

know you get a nice um Reese's duck I. mean Reese's what what is it those are. the peeps Reese's egg peeps can kick. [ __ ] rocks Reese's egg the cadburry I. do like a cadburry cream cadry Cream Egg. love them a Cadbury Cream McFlurry in. London is nice holy [ __ ] you doing that. over there welcome to the world oh. welcome to Global I got to get a. passport that's all right yeah it's not. bad and uh the candy didn't catch up. until recently when I was when we were.

kids it was the shitty low low low. offbrand chocolate bunnies that were. Hollow wax wax chocolate and it was. chemical taste sucks you had a chemical. taste plus I remember was it a Russell. Stover what what kind of bunny did you. get Russell Stover I'd be all right with. Russell Stover was the one that was kind. of midgrade yes midgrade respectable. your father still has a job you got a. Russell Stover he got a Bonus that year. lint is a little Next Level lint who was.

getting lint that's I didn't have that I. didn't have that till 32 a touch of sea. Sal sea Sal about it the lint bunny is a. nice bunny H the lint bunny is a good. bunny I remember one year getting a. solid white chocolate crucifix and I was. like can I see if you can even find can. I eat I would love to see a solid white. chocolate can I eat this crazy that was. definitely something they gave out to. for The Clue clux Clan by the way it's.

real it's real I love you can get a. white chocolate crucifix how do you feel. about the white chocolate oh s I'm a fan. here's what I like I love it I like it. in ice cream my favorite flavor in hodas. is a white chocolate raspberry truffle. ice cream that's good when gadiva had. their ice creams and they were only. around for a few years in the Glory Days. of the late 90s the early a early 2000s. they had a white uh chocolate raspberry. ice cream white chocolate raspberry in. ice cream might be one of the greatest. flavor combinations but as an actual.

candy I don't like it the only one that. kind of hangs in there is the Hershey's. cookies and cream of course that's a. little different though it was so classy. to me it was so like you get it once a. year when it comes I love it was I think. looking back I don't know if I love the. taste but I love the idea of it there's. a pageantry to Easter the flowers the. church and stuff it it is in theory. classy so we put that at number one. we're ignoring by the way uh is Islamic. and Jewish holidays here not because.

we're not inclusive but I don't have any. experience do you gentlemen no I do not. we don't have any experience with. Ramadan or I was always uh jealous of my. Jewish friends on Christmas day that got. to go get Chinese in a movie though I. say that all the time but it's sad yeah. I don't there's sad I didn't think so I. thought it was under the radar and chill. no lines and a nice Chinese. restaurant Chinese restaurant you can do. that on a Tuesday afternoon go catch a. movie and Chinese food it's something. that we would do they do it then as like.

a they got nothing else going on that's. right it's actually a little sad yeah I. loved it it's a little sad but I I will. say that like little kungpow chicken and. Saving Private Ryan well there's nothing. wrong there's nothing wrong with that. let's go shout out to dday there's. nothing wrong with a little kungpow. chicken or you know you got to remember. like you know that being first of all. that that had to be amazing when movies. were amazing MH when you were like a big. Blockbuster doing m in The Mask right.

like like like oh we're going to see Ace. Ventura too like when movies were now I. feel like it's not as you know what I. mean people are probably doing it at. home like how we'll get take out and. watch and throw on [ __ ] that no no I. want a nice Chinese restaurant where. they put the uh the crispy noodles on. the table in a bowl the good ones not. the ones in the [ __ ] bag no the good. ones the good duck sauce and the good. hot mustard and then you go out to the. big screen and you see something good. yeah all I agree with you there is.

Christmas the de facto. second I I. mean Christmas can be very very TR this. Christmas on aru garbage was one of the. first one of the first questions we ever. came up with was what color were the. lights on your house or your tree yeah. it could swing so hard way class that's. correct colored lights yikes Easter. everybody's got to kind of show up. somewhat proper. agree Christmas has declined in my house. hold so much MH that I have first of all.

the prevalence of sweatpants and. sweatsuits it's and slippers and. Snuggies and weird like Comfort Leisure. wear has is insane yeah and the who. cares attitude about the food and the. presentation is troubling yeah you're. not wrong it's because a lot of these. Boomers have checked out you know they. my grandmother was a great cook my nanny. was a great cook these people were out.

there making prime rib MH cream of. broccoli first thing in the morning. cooking you after presents they get at. it they start going day these Boomers. about 45 minutes before people. come take a [ __ ] round to Xanax and. then throws cheese on a platter store. bought cheddar cheese on a platter with. some Triscuits and then God only knows. where we're going from there the chicken. the Chick-fil-A nugget tray right has.

ruined this country ruined I got I got. to put my foot down on that they. fantastic you're crazy once that started. showing up in Philly then the soft. pretzel tray showed up soft PR I will. tell you this I love it great I'm not. saying they're not great it's nice but. when they when they chart the decline of. this Empire yeah the soft pencil you're. not dude he's getting mentioned oh my. God you bring me here and do this to me. soft penel is just there's nowhere to go. from there that's that's going to be.

positive no well so Philly Soft Pretzel. is a company Philly Soft Pretzel Company. I'm well aware sure for the listeners. for in the midwest he owns 30% not my. part owner he's got three. locations I just open one out of. Hampton oh that'd be great dude it would. be great that's what you need to do you. need to start doing that content. purposes alone the three of us should. open a soft a Philly Soft Pretzel. Company no it' be amazing and it would.

be get Aras in the H it would be the. shout out to Ras by the way I love Reas. but it would be the best episode of. Undercover Boss cuz immediately they'. all be like oh get these [ __ ]. three of us we all have fake mustaches. on and [ __ ] we're like how long youing. what's folio like what's a. pretzel we don't know oh you dip it in. the cheese okay that's good to know what. uh but you're you're saying it's so the. so the pretzel tray uh I just had it was. uh Labor Day weekend my brother's house.

I got there early the pretzel tray we. brought the pretzel tray we stopped at. it sat on my lap the whole ride over to. the car dude I was salivating and you. could feel it on the thigh yeah and it's. the Nugget salt mhm you feel ass salt. and it's on the thigh I would be lying. if I we cracked it open in the car I. went out with Ray comp and his wife. after my mother's funeral to a bar in. Long Beach called The. Saloon and we were sitting in the saloon. and we got the soft prenzel tray with.

the cheese in the middle and it is nice. it's awesome it is nice communal it. brings people together it really does um. but now that the dips they have the. cheese dip like do they have they have. they have. cinnamon that will blow your [ __ ]. hair back now I'm I'm kind of liking. that on paper you look at it you're like. d I don't know if dude one little dip of. that day is changed for the better it's. fantastic I like that and you could even. go back a couple of years years with the. cinnamon on that same tip what started.

to go downhill remember when the fruit. tray started to get a little popular but. it wasn't just the fruit tray remember. the cream cheese yes whipped cream dip. in the center yes yes but all that stuff. the reason I say it's the downfall of. the of the Empire is that's replacing a. homemade dip that's replacing something. that you're grandmother used to do. absolutely we and we're riding to slide. down I'm not I'm not complaining there. was always an aunt who came with nothing.

but a dip this woman did not exist. except to walk through the door with. that you didn't care about her you. didn't care what she said she smoked. sigs in the back people were like hey. like it was no one cared she had coke. bottle glasses she would walk in but. she'd walk in either with like in the. Northeast she'd walk in with a clam dip. M yeah she might walk in with a seven. layer dip a seven layer Mexican dip we. were a big taco dip we called it taco.

dip whatever you want to call it buffalo. chicken dip yeah so This Woman's walking. in with a dip she has nothing she has no. children no kids a small old dog she has. a tiny dog she has nothing in her life. she makes that dip once a year and she. walks into the house and and her only. social interactions on this entire. planet Are People Like Us going you. bring the dip and she goes of course I. did and she smiles and then we smile mhm.

and that's and then for the other 364. days year she's dead she just sits in. her house and she watches soap operas. and drinks and takes pills cuz her life. is horrible but that moment when she go. when we go did you bring the dip and her. name's always like it's Rey or something. yeah it's right a Rey's here with the. taco dip it's two syllables and it makes. no sense I have to say my mom is Aunt. nie with the taco dip I swear to God I. swear to hey ni you doing a taco dip and.

that dip is important and you're right. now those people that we know that that. dip was their life they've died off a. little bit they've died off a little bit. or do they just show up with the because. it's not as nice when you're just. bringing the pencils no but it's also. like oh I'm going to invest three hours. I'm going to the store I forgot I got to. go back to that's a that's an afternoon. to make the taco dip to make the buffalo. chicken dip to whatever or you go on the. way over I'm going stop at this soft.

pretzel the Chick-fil-A spend 20 bucks. and we're I CH the downfall of my family. parties my aunt started making dirt she. started doing dirt in a in a pale in an. actual pale yeah in the we used to do. them in like those Clay Pot like those. plastic Potters she would do it in a. pale gummy worm and and she would put. the you know the the what is it the. Jello pudding it's like yeah it's. Jello-O it's Jello-O pudding the gummy. worms gmy worms the crushed Oreo or. whatever that started a decline of. that is very tough.

to uh you know describe other than to. say that that was the beginning maybe. the end of my family yeah I remember the. first time I had that it was uh a. luncheon after a funeral that was in a. public park under an awning things were. going I swear to God that was the first. time I saw that I was like what is that. was it a funeral for a driveby and they. they explained it to me and I was like. holy [ __ ] that's genius we ate it with a. shovel. we had the shovels scooped it out with.

the shovel we had the shovels yeah I. mean absolutely that blew my brains. about so to to me that was a big thing. but Christmas you're right it can go bad. and I've seen it go bad yeah do you. start mixing boo especially with my. we're a big booze family you mix in. booze and the emotions are high emotions. are high there's a everybody spent a. [ __ ] ton of money that month cuz Easter. you don't even feel like it's a holiday. no there's no presents Christmas you're. like you and never there for me all of. those emotions come Rush between. Thanksgiving and Christmas those. holidays those are holidays where you're.

the pressure red lining it's right it's. it's running through your veins credit. cards are maxed out God you didn't get. what you want you and the wife were figh. what the kid how are you going to pay. kids are ungrateful all that [ __ ] the. rich the rich side of the family just. kind of shoves it in your face yeah. little by little yeah that would that. would start up in our family uh on the. Friday after Thanksgiving cuz on the. Friday after Thanksgiving five car loads. of our would all head up to the King of. Prussia Mall for the big day of shopping.

for the Black Friday sales you e it to. food court you know what I mean you'd. say tell your parents what you want it. and all this stuff then you would leave. at your Aunt they'd run in and get it. real quick are you a is it a bourbon. chicken are you a ranch one chicken and. cheese at what uh. theia what are you doing we used a Walk. and Roll I used to love Walk and Roll. nothing wrong with that I was a sabaro. man loved it still do and by the way. I've eaten it in New York City. I I you want to hear something you want.

to hear you want to hear something when. I was a tour guide in New York City. uhhuh let me tell you about. sad okay I'm gonna tell you right now. something that I feel like it's it's. it's it's tough to even admit and come. out of my mouth Time Square sabaro. breakfast buffet whoa when I was a tour. guide in new yor what that looking like. not good what are those what are those. those home fries the hash brown patties. Frozen patties which you like I love I.

love and what you do is you take a Patty. you put a little scramble uhhuh bacon. and then you put the Patty on top you. make a little hash brown sandwich and I. would do it never thought that they had. look there it is look at that New York. there it is go to the third picture over. there it is that's the part of the. sabaro breakfast buffet they had a. literal breakfast buffet in Time Square. that you could eat and I would eat there. uh sometimes before my tour before I. would give tours in New York City on the.

tour bus holy [ __ ] that that had to slow. you down a little bit let me tell you. right now that first tour was real phun. in not a lot of tips on that one yeah no. I sometimes I would do the tour I'd. literally get on the bus and I would go. Hell's. Kitchen and they'd go what and I go. Hell's Kitchen and I'd go Central Park. Central Park uh and then other scr egg.

burp yeah I would just be like sometimes. you try to hit a Bernie on the bus with. no one seeing really yeah you this is. why I love you like a baseball manager. in go to the back maybe there's six. maybe there's six people on the bus. maybe they're Russians Russians are. great they're not they're not rats they. like they're not rats Americans are rats. by their [ __ ] nature you give me a. family from Ohio you give me a woman. named Donna you're getting ratted out a. woman named [ __ ] [ __ ] Ivanka or you. know or or her husband Oleg they don't.

care she wants a drag she wants a drag. she's maybe hitting one you go to the. back you just like this you know you. hide it yeah you pal it and you Palm it. and then you just keep it to the side. dude that's crazy you get a few and then. you toss it off the bus and then you. keep going you know awesome yeah I mean. so Christmas can go really bad I think. the the well decorate Christmas is one. of the things you really decorate the. house for right so like right away if. that's bad that's a real big indicator.

of what you're doing if the lights are. just like kind of thrown across the bush. in the front you can see the extension. cords things are flickering there's like. that's going to be a that's going to be. a rough Christmas inside you got to have. white lights white lights you got to. have white lights on the tree or color. lights can be done very well like kitchy. like oh it's like a homage back to the. fucking' 60s or whatever but it's got to. be done real like right the one thing. that does class up Christmas and this is. depending on different families and. stuff like that if there was the uncle.

and the aunt that didn't have kids that. did well that showed up Christmas day. that had a stack of money holders in. their breast pocket and everybody was. getting broken off with a f a crisp 50. when you opened a card from your. grandparents and saw a $100 cash or. something that was you were you were. like start playing the market let's go. etic ecstatic because that was like the. best present I had my Aunt Kate was uh.

exec at a big company in Philly cash no. kids I was her godson just broken off. see that's the guy that I kind of will. be because I don't have kids so it's. like here's the money you boom here you. go here's an extra everybody's getting. 50 you get two I was like there's. something really nice about um when a. family gets it like my family now the. kid all of the cousins have gotten older. but nobody's had. kids nobody had as populated so I always.

said this as you get older the holidays. unless there are children they get. sadder yeah you know they got keep fresh. blood and. uh what happens is people just start it. just is sad and this is happen people. start talking about cell phones like. people have sit on a sectional and this. is one of the. enough. saboros [ __ ] piz I'm out of the. office this week with strep throat I.

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your penis people sit on a sectional and. start talking about cell phones and cell. phone service and you start say I can't. get any at the house you start right you. start going maybe there is no God maybe. this is pointless how do you turn the. ringer off it keeps ringing I don't know. how it is you know what I do yeah they. all got a tip on it well she's on our. family plan now as soon as the words. family plan come out man I go I'm out. I'm leaving I don't this is a this is.

nothing this is less than nothing this. is a conversation people would have on a. on a public bus somewhere elevator. you're right it's elevator talk we don't. we we're family and no one cares about. anything that's when I have to go and. Christmas has now become you see these. people they're strangers when you have a. divorced family like I do yeah you're. sitting next to people you don't know. who they are sure I don't know who my. aunt my. Stepmother's brother's niece is yeah so.

I'm sitting next to people I have no. idea who they are that's tough and. that's what happens sometimes in a in a. family of divorce yeah because now. you're sitting at a table with strangers. although I will say this my my. Stepmother's uh her her sister-in-law. Libby does a shrimp scampy will change. her life yeah D Li's all right and she. does and she does you know why because. she uses garlic. powder not a clove has ever seen nice.

she just garlic powders that [ __ ] like. I mean it's crazy and it's like fentanyl. it's just really really good and you. just eat like a pound of it and then. you're coma toast and you're on some. sectional in a basement of a house and. then they then they just start going in. about like well I I'm. AT&T I have eight Tim is you know Tim is. AT&T to it just gets Tim they have AT&T. in LA like yeah right that's how bad it. gets so you still get the unlimited.

minutes you're right I envy the. families that almost have a tragedy now. where it's like somebody went to jail. where you can talk about that like if. there's one guy who's not there because. he's serving time we can speak about him. it's at least a topic it's a topic it's. real I envy the families who at least. have someone to talk about who's. destroyed their life and instead of cell. service or like traffic that's another.

thing how you getting home how'd you get. here traffic's crazy we go down the. shore every summer and it's right when. you get down you get down on a Friday. when you get down when you leaving how. did you get do you take the W Whitman. it's that's it's traffic would it be. better if we all had some somebody to go. you know you know uh you know we we. we're going to visit him soon we're. going to visit him soon you you know. he's doing you gone yet he's doing what. he has to do like I was at my mother's.

funeral and uh did they say anything to. you about Ronnie about what happened or. anything like that they did they talk to. you you know you're in the line getting. the scampy what did they say I I didn't. really hear anything about it have you. heard from him I my mother's funeral. this guy comes out to me he goes he goes. hey he goes I dated your mother back in. the day I was like if my mother was like. hot back in the day so I was like oh I. don't want to okay thanks who said this. to you this guy my mother's funeral. [ __ ] Long Island front of the we're. right [ __ ] me we're right in front of. the ear we got her created she's in the.

ear and we're sitting there she's got. this beautiful collage ofly car on boats. and her doing Florida things and you. know I'm sitting there and a guy comes. up to me he goes he goes I dated your. mother back in the day and I go uh I go. oh he goes yeah you know my Jimmy I'm. not gonna say his last name he goes I'm. Jimmy and he goes you know my son James. I go yeah how's he do and he goes not. good oh immediately he goes not good I. go okay like find a leave it at that. find a leave it at at that but they. never are he goes yeah he goes he's got.

drug problems and he's got mental. problems so he's in the hospital right. now and he's standing there with his. wife he goes he's in a hospital right. now but he goes uh he sends his regards. he goes like this no no swear to God he. goes but he knows you he goes he knows. you and he like watches your stuff and. he goes he's in the hospital right now. and he's trying and that's our attitude. if he tries we'll try and then he looked. at me and goes like this he goes you own. something in the Hamptons I heard. he might be looking for a room when he.

gets out he pretty nice out there huh it. was just the way he said it he goes he's. in the hospital when he tries we'll try. you some out east time that's not it's. just like one guy said to me walking out. my mother's funeral he goes he goes. blessing in disguise now like that's. Jesus Christ this guy that owned a surf. shop he go blessing this guy because. Long Island you you you have to. understand the death of a family member. usually comes with some type of check. sure it comes with an inherited house. house it comes maybe with a few tiffany.

lamps I never thought of that these. people in Long Island they live to. inherit and once they've inherited they. then immediately start complaining about. the taxes they have to pay on what they. inherited they're they're just you know. like immediately they inherit their. mother's house and then like the next. day they're like these [ __ ] taxes. these immigrant this community's falling. apart so when he's like blessing and. disguise he was kind of funny because. he's like you know in all in Long Island. there's opportunity there's Cash There's. Cash There's a pay yeah there's there's.

a deed there's a title getting. transferred but I saw these Boomers. walking into her uh funeral and I was. like it's just an amazing generation of. people you know they're just really. amazing think about from where they. started on this planet you know my. parents were born in. 1952 they grew up during the 60s the. hippies. Woodstock now it's 202. 23 okay the amount of technological.

change in that period of time I I don't. know that there's any generation that. has experienced that in the way that. these people have true at the age they. were yeah at the age they were to see. how different things are you know and to. be able. to go on all of these different. applications and still be. racist and still keep the old ideas and.

the old value system through every new. from Facebook to tick tock they are not. dissuaded like the fear and the paranoia. that they just have just to be able to. like spread that on every new and they. can barely use these things but they can. use them well enough they can get a. status up they can get some they can get. a couple of words up and it's just one. of those things where holidays I think. have become less interesting. because you know what all the people are. doing sure you know what they're doing.

and you know what they think I have that. like it's also like you know. everything's been so political like we. were talking about over the past five. years or whatever and it's like you'll. go somewhere and like the second a. conversation starts why everybody's. hanging we're at the we're at the island. and we're eating and we're drinking and. laughing and breaking balls and then. someone's like did you see this and I'm. like ruin I'm out cuz like my family is. 90 I'm not that I'm I don't I'm in I'm. neutral I'm in the middle I don't give a. [ __ ] about. repblic so it's like but it's like. here's the deal there's no reason on the.

on the on the salad line sure you should. hear to name George Floyd sure there's. zero reason and they don't even. pronounce his name right like one of my. uncles once was like this uh you know. George uh George and then somebody's. like from the other room George Floyd po. were waiting for it George Floyd I go no. one has to yell the name George Floyd. throughout the house while we're putting. meatballs on the play yeah with the. alley hoop coming in have you been down.

have you been down to the city lately no. you're going down there what are you. crazy n it's nuts it's riots every night. it turns so quick it turns very quick. and it's like they want they want it. they get excited when the political. people come to the party oh they're. they've prepared talking points well. there's a fuse lit the second they're in. the door you're like is it 2 minutes is. it 10 minutes 3 hours I don't know when. it is but it's [ __ ] happening and I'm. getting called [ __ ] real quick it's. coming out and they're just like very.

they're ready to pounce and it happens. from both sides cuz my aunt is very. liberal and she likes to get into it too. like we she was out east at the house. and it's beautiful out and it's nice and. every you know my cousin's kids are in. the pool like everybody's doing okay. there's no there's no reason for any of. this and she's just sitting there and. she's just eating food and she just. looks up from her lobster roll and she's. like when when are they going to put. Donald Trump in jail and I'm like can. you just eat your [ __ ] lobster roll.

can you eat your for Christ can you eat. your [ __ ] lobster roll $20 lobster. roll 20 come on it's crazy out there. it's $80 a pound it's stupid exact it's. stupid they just eat it but it's just. they cannot help themselves because. they're before they got there they were. at home for an hour and a half on some. old laptop at the at the island in the. kitchen just going through Facebook and.

it's this and it's that and it's Lantern. flies and it's they're they're just. going nuts people used and you know what. I think is interesting is people used to. have intra family. feuds and they would be about real. things like they'd hate each other over. something that made sense now maybe it. was silly maybe it was ridiculous you. know a famous one is like grandma died. the house got sold somebody felt. swindled money my family doesn't talk to. nobody because of money money's a big. one sometimes it's a thing someone got.

something in an inheritance somebody. should somebody didn't go to somebody. else's Christmas or kids birthday party. I respect that I respect that you you're. personally attacked or you feel. personally the real world you didn't. visit her at the nursing home we were. out there every Sunday yes now people. fight over politics which is the. craziest thing to me they hate each. other because of politics which is not. not. affecting them really other than dayto.

day yeah their dayto day other than they. like the idea of of of having moral. superiority over the other people we. used to have when I was growing up it. was this bear this snuggy you know the. uh detergent yeah of course Huggy Bear. right yeah I I forget hugy bear snuggles. star SK Snuggles the Bear the bear okay. so Snuggles the Bear and my cousins. I had this snuggles and I kind of gave. it to them but I didn't really give it.

to them something had happened or. whatever and yeah it looked exactly like. that it's kind of creepy now that I see. it you had a laundry detergent bear I. had a snuggle bear and then my aunt we. would all me and my cousins would fight. over this bear fist fight over the bear. and then my aunt at the end of the party. would go to my grandfather like can I. have the be e a AR because she was. taking it for them they were German. nothing wrong with that but let's just. it is what it is and they you know they. believed in certain things and uh this.

was a big strain on our family that my. family felt like they had stolen this. bear from me and gave it to their Nazi. kids okay and things like that started. feuds of course dumb things like that. would start Feud and I respect it you. know I remember during the Fourth of. July one year mhm my my my someone. called my uncle's wife a Jew my Aunt.

Dawn whose last name was Hassan but she. was maybe a little Arab she had a nose. thing was it followed up with by she. knows what I mean come on it was one of. those was like let's not went up it's. fine but wait they're good people I work. with one it was that crazy so then he's. like [ __ ] all of you I'm going to leave. and drive home and he was hammered so my. uncle my uncle and my other Uncle went. out and took the air out of his car they.

flattened all his tires so he couldn't. leave Jesus aggressive but effective. aggressive but effective this was Fourth. of July me and the kid who lived up the. block were sitting I was sleeping at at. their house they were like best friends. with my uncle's family so we all got to. stay over there the all the adults were. just getting hammered we were watching. this whole thing from like a house down. watching my uncles take the air out of. my other uncle's car so he couldn't. drive away and then my grandfather got. up cuz then they wouldn't stop and my. grandfather was famous for doing this.

he's done it a few times he would like. get up and go. downstairs and knock somebody out and. then just go to bed damn so my uncle my. uncle was getting really crazy this was. another holiday and he was just spouting. and being nuts and my my grandfather. came down just laid him out went right. back to bed and then the next day my. uncle was like who knocked me out my. grandfather was like I did my my uncle. was like thank you I needed that and he. goes you know anytime but he was like a. pil boxer like an Irish boxer would just. and so we had a violent kind of drunken.

yeah I come from that that's there's. fist fights close to fist fights once a. year easily right so why can't we get. back to that I'm out of the office with. strep throat this week and I hope you. guys are enjoying uh the podcast with. the ru garbage boys love those. guys um many people don't know the story. about when I tried to get tickets to the. Taylor Swift concert but I was desperate. and I started prostituting my body. to get tickets to it because I couldn't.

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holidays used to be a special time. because people would drink alcohol and. then have this flood of emotions and see. each other now people just hate each. other all day every day it's like a Time. release adero versus doing a line of it. yeah I also think too right like you. said it's like you know there's this. booze is involved there's this release. of emotion and sometimes it's good. sometimes you would get out I [ __ ]. love you you mean so much to me other. times it was bad you [ __ ] stole my. you know whatever but then in the. morning or the next day you're.

reconciled right like you're not. reconciling over a political argument. because you still feel you're right and. there's at least some sort of I'm sorry. I was [ __ ] up last night I was out of. line that in like an Irish Catholic. Family is it's essential huge that's. huge it it's one of those things where. technolog is making people slowly less. human yeah and that's the unfortunate. thing Halloween was it the party route. for you how does it. uh no I mean as a kid it was suburbs.

outside of Philly just hardcore. trick-or-treating like right you know. that was me but then you're man you know. you become a man that first year you. throw an egg this is why sure the first. year that my friends like kids like. Alfred kinesi was. popular he's maybe he's still popular I. don't know um seemed to be over it but. those kids Johnny madx Pat mccre when I. man yeah these were like kid great High. School great names great but this is. eighth grade great going to manx house.

these were the cool kids and they were. and they were genuinely cool like that's. the thing about cool kids people like oh. are they cool yeah they're cooler than. you they are cool it's not a thing they. were much more fun to hang out with then. you. know my friends so they invited me and. we threw eggs and we shaving cream stuff. yeah was this Mischief Night did you do. you guys Halloween night Halloween night. Night Long Island is my first and I felt. like oh I'm growing up because I'm with.

cool kids and we're throwing eggs and. we're vandalizing stuff this is what. cool kids you feel like you're in a. movie like you seen this before I'm not. trick-or-treating like a [ __ ] sure I'm. not walking around with a Frankenstein. head and my mother I'm out there. defacing property with my friend and. that was it's an important night for. every now I don't know what they do now. they might do gang initiation now what. do they do no it's p are they still. vandalizing or is that even that's like.

[ __ ] now I don't know now they're like. swatting each other and having the feds. on the other end of that you know what. they're doing like my nieces and nephews. they don't go door too anymore oh. interesting trunker treat they call it. oh I don't like this so [ __ ] whack. it's corny as [ __ ] it's during the day. like maybe the day before or something. leading up they all drive to like the. you know the the football field in town. they Park their cars all around it open. up their trunks decorate their trunks. now why are they not going door too is. it because danger maybe I don't know. well you know what's interesting I think.

it was a CO thing a lot of people don't. do it so a lot of houses you just knock. knock knock and nobody's home people are. like we're not doing it there used to be. only one or two of them and that's that. see that's like a that's how you knew. that was the creep of the neighborhood. right you never went by they never had. Christmas decorations or Thanksgiving. decorations and they didn't do anything. on Halloween that's how you knew to stay. away so when you're doing that [ __ ] at. the at the football field now now you. you got no you got no judgment Trunk or. Treat we [ __ ] insane they've been.

doing it for a decade I'm telling you. and they pull up in a parking lot. everybody yeah and you like everybody. backs their car into like a make a big. you like a horseshoe shape yeah and then. you decorate the back of your car they. sell decorations for the back of your. car I don't like this and then so it's. safe everybody's parents are there if I. had children I would look get that up. get that up right now holy [ __ ] holy God. I'd rather my kid kidnapped I'd rather. my kids kidnapped for a couple of days. for a couple of days than this this.

ruins people's lives man God you got to. have Halloween cuz like you said you got. to have that right a. passage you got to go from the costume. to all of a sudden one year you have a. sweatshirt on maybe a mask and you got. the pillowcase once you cross over to. the pillowcase you didn't for that was. that was a lifechanging moment for you. it was a life changing moment for me. because that ain't happening in Trunk or. Treat you're not having a life changing. moment you're not learning anything at. trunk or tree something that happens.

when you're a teenager you have to. decide which kind of teenager you're. going to be yes a good one or a bad one. I decided I was going to be a bad one I. didn't hurt people per se but I stole. money I did drugs you know I lied sure I. cheated you know when I could in school. um I didn't care about anything my main. goal from when I was 12 or 13 years old. till you know when I was in my really. mid 20s but let's just say for the teen. years my main goal was to make myself.

happy MH and I liked marijuana cocaine. Percocet fadin I take a pill of morphine. if you had it i' do a line of caman I. take an ecstasy got parties dude with a. little Mitsubishi symbol in it I would. take not getting that a trunk or tree I. would take a tab of acid I'd take a. little sugar cube of acid with the blad. Little Red Dot acid in it I would take. remember the first time I saw that yeah. I'd take an ather shrooms I'd smoke a. Benson and hedges unfiltered if gentl if.

we could steal it my friend's mother. Barb Barb I would do all these things. because they made me happy yeah sitting. in Oil City which was this area of just. oil drums it was abandon and smoking a. pack of maror lights that maror Reds. even that we stole from my friend's. mother and then puking made me happy mhm. those were the times those were the. times life may not ever get better than. that what scares me now is the drugs are. too intense that kids are dying y.

because they can't have that fun that we. had they're dying now that little. experimentation goes quick it's quicker. it's a it's a shorter Road they're doing. fentin all now whatever it is now they. get to a point where it Alters their. light like I remember running around. Halloween throwing some eggs doing some. shaving cream smoking a little weed. stuff like that bad weed too stems and. seeds good take you know or you take you. take you do some psychedelics in your. teen years and I think you know that is.

okay yeah I don't not 12 but like if. you're 17 or 18 and you and your buddies. take some. shrooms that's when you do it it's while. you do it that you got from the older. guy that works at the restaurant that. you work at but you had to drive a half. an hour to get it there was a there was. a process there was a process these are. problem solving those are life skills. yeah I see a lot of people that that. don't grow up now yeah see a lot of. people that don't grow up and it's weird. emotionally meaning they'll have an.

apartment they'll have money they'll be. able to pay their bills but they're not. emotionally growing up they don't know. anything about the world they don't know. anything about people and I go how did. that happen uh how did that happen and I. think Technology's flattened everybody. to the point where a lot of people's. formative experiences are on the. internet and they're not in real life. with real people you learned a lot about. yourself disappearing into the Suburban. night with Johnny manx you're not. kidding you you had fun you had a good. time and you you you go okay we can't do. too much crazy [ __ ] cuz we'll go to jail.

right and we can't [ __ ] with these kids. because they'll kill us yeah and we got. to learn to think like when me and my. friend Shay went to his Aunt Deb's house. in uh in Rockaway Breezy Point and we. knew you know you know she was a fun. woman she liked Fleetwood match she. enjoyed sangria sounds like a great lady. that's a combo right there I mean she's. an Irish woman she like to flipflop a. sangria and she liked putting the keys. in that. car firing it up she liked starting that.

car she had like a Firebird something. fun she likes starting that car because. you know what who's you know who's. telling her what nobody you have a. couple of cocktails she likes she lik. that that sent and there's no room and. we just knew what we could get away we. knew what we could steal so we would. take some of her absolute vodka she. liked she liked she liked uh. well and we would take some some are. absolute we we do a couple of drinks and. then we we'd pour some water in it yeah. we do this these are you know what you.

get away as long as that's not kept in. the freezer you're all right you're okay. you don't now kids today barricade her. in her bathroom with a gun steal her car. and go buy heroin take her 401K yes. that's not what you do that's too much. too that's too much you steal a little. bit of booze you get a little warmth you. go into the backyard you do a Bernie. it's fun people need to steal a little. bit yeah and what happened to that. everything now is like off the.

chain I'm I'm take I just stole my. aunt's car I'm selling it and I'm buying. fenal that's too much because you can't. come back from that I feel like those. little those little uh those little. steps of like oh I am this I'm not that. guy I did that that was a little too. much I'm not that guy or Tim did that. that was too oh I'm not I'm not that guy. like you learn you got to be a little. bit of a [ __ ] you got to keep yourself. on a leash because the guys that aren't. [ __ ] die yeah that's true we know a. guy who's like dude that's the toughest. guy I've ever met and he's dead now I. know seven of them right right the.

legitimate child Thief started out going. through the hall closet where the winter. coats were picking what what was finding. a five that's what that's what the. gentleman does that when when you have a. bunch of coats on bed during Christmas I. would start calling dealers at 10:30 at. night like hello. Chico God Rest yeah they just checked in. they'll be out for a couple hours come. by so to me I think uh what we're losing.

is moderation you're not wrong you're. totally not wrong We're Not Gonna. nobody's going to be a saint and you. shouldn't be there's nothing funner than. doing the wrong thing in in you know. little little doses yeah yeah yeah with. some sort of caution with some sort of. wits about you of like all right that. you know and and now there there is no. it seems like there was always in every. High School class there was always five. kids 10 kids are like oh those kids are.

[ __ ] nuts they're the ones that are. crazy that end up dying or whatever now. it's like half the class is that kid. it's like that's why Thanksgiving which. is the last holiday we we really haven't. covered but Thanksgiving to me there's. something important the night before. Thanksgiving sure 100% this is. important here's what happens in my view. the night before Thanksgiving when when. you go away I didn't go away to college. I went to community college and then I. dropped out right but I remember I had a.

friend who who was really tight and he. ended up going to Community College. sticking with it and then going to. Cornell which like a really good school. and then George Washington University. law school and I I felt very deeply. insecure because I was doing nothing. with my life you know what I mean it's. even out but the point is I'm doing all. right the first the first year you go. back to that bar for me it was the Black. Thorn R Center and you see all those. guys that you were buddies with you're.

still kind of in it oh yeah you're still. in it that first year but every. subsequent year it's a you're a little. diminishes they're faces blur around the. edges it's very interesting that's why I. think it's important the first few years. after high school to go out yeah that. Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. because you should know what that feels. like to start to for the blurring to.

start yeah for the for the separation. for the that's right and you also come. back and go like I I the same thing very. similar upbring in the suburbs and theth. and it was like we'd go to the pub and. you'd get there and there was the guy. who went straight to the pub from high. school yeah and the guy who went to. [ __ ] duke or whatever or Harvard. right and you all come back and you're. like oh Steve you have you've been at. the pub all year right we just came back. this you're like okay I don't want to be. Steve puts things in perspective right. it's that little you find out who you. want to be and who you don't want to be. and then like as the group that the next.

year gets a little if there's 10 guys it. comes to eight guys then five guy four. and it's like then it's just Steve and. the other Steves from the year prior. years sitting there drinking beers but. it's also a little bit of a dog show. those first couple of years you show up. representing you're peacocking a little. bit but then yeah it does go downhill. then the the owners changes the bar it's. not the Ben elbow anymore now it's. called mcgerks and it's this gks is all. right though the owner talking to you. now like you're an adult do you I knew I.

was an alcoholic when owners of bar. started talking to me like an adult and. uh telling me about problems they were. having and I'm like I'm coming here to. get drunk with my friends we're still. like young we're still in our late teens. we can't handle all of this you know so. to me it's like those are important. moments that you need to have as as an. adult to become a fully functioning. adult and I think the holidays and the. activities around the holidays are.

important and and I just hope that there. is. a recognition of that and that you know. we don't lose everything to the digital. world you know yeah because the local. bar is important very important very. important it can't all be a club it. can't all be a DJ it can't all be we're. going to see uh dip in Vegas respect to. him he follows me on Instagram enough. with the marathons we don't care do the.

thing I ran a mar what do who my point. is this and marshmallow but I don't want. to start a beef with this other one. marshmallow I know that you're more. famous than me I don't know why but I. know that you do your whatever at s SW. Steakhouse right now at the wind Las. Vegas they are doing this their which is. one of my favorite restaurants they have. the lake of dream show a singing. cigarette smoking Frog who sings New. York New York while I eat the chili. rubber Rite which you got rid of you. shouldn't have but whatever they are now. serving a marshmallow cake marshmallow.

who is apparently has some residency at. the wi uh love lovely SW Steakhouse my. favorite restaurant in Vegas marshmallow. has a residency at the wind they are. serving a marshmallow cake with his dumb. logo with the X's for the eyes and it's. the shape of that head he. wears stop this the marshmallow cake $40. Chris I'm not going to say your name but. we know who you are $40 Chocolate Moose. toasted marshmallow mering I'm a. nougatine number one how dare you not.

send me one for free number two stop it. it's it's grot you have a cake of your. head that is not good for $40 is is it. never enough can you talk to these. people and say please stop doing this. it's crazy and moring can kick rocks. kick [ __ ] get out here with that [ __ ]. um but what I what I want to say what I. what I want to what I want to close on. is your show to me and the reason why I. love it the reason why a lot of people. love it it's hilarious thank you but.

more important than that to me is that. like you're whether you realize it or. not you're. chronicling history this is [ __ ] huge. you really truly I mean I think that's a. little lty we talk about mayonnaise and. peret but that is his listen there's. going to be a time there's going to be a. time when you talk about a mayonnaise. and peret sandwich yeah. people are going to go what's that so. but no it is true it's like I'm a big.

fan of inflating our import our. importance all of us but uh I I listened. to your show and I remember [ __ ] that's. now lost literally true [ __ ] that you. it's lost it's a Chronicle of of a Time. Gone by it's a Time Gone by that you'll. you know I remember I used to hang it at. Barco Lisa's Lounge fans of the show. know this it was named after a girl who. died in a drunk driving accident oh I. bet they do a good mozzarella stick. there her father you have no idea her. father her father put her picture in the.

middle of the bar and people would toast. to her they would go to Lisa and then. they would drink and I asked this man uh. there was this crazy woman Jen who used. to come in and she would say I'm having. the fire department over because we're. having a big party and she' put all. these shaving dishes out and then nobody. would come and I would say to the. bartender I'd say what's going on they. go Jen's mentally ill she thinks she's. having a party tonight so we let her. come here and have a fake party and then. this guy George would come in who was. kind of misshapen and deformed and they.

go he lives in his car uh he actually. won a scratch off this is true he had a. lot of money and then he got in with a. hooker and then she spent all his money. he lives in his car and the only place. he comes in to have a warm place is is. Lisa's Lounge um and then there were. these all these different people and I. said to the this guy uh that opened this. bar like you know. what is this place and he's like I open. you know because it was this really. weird place I was like 22 23 I should.

not have been there right uh and I was. sitting there there was a woman Marge. who used to come in was old she used to. [ __ ] herself and people would try to. take her sounds like a great place go. Mar you [ __ ] yourself she'd go you. [ __ ] she'd scream [ __ ] you're all. [ __ ] it was crazy I've told all these. stories it was all crazy um and he said. you know I opened this place so that. people would have a place to go that. don't have a place to go on a Christmas. that's awesome that's amazing and it. really and I used to think that was so.

funny like I used to be like ha. haaa as you get. older as you get older and you look back. on it and it had great holiday lights. those three months yeah you know I can. smell the place December. January. um there was something really and and I. remember hearing that in scoffing at it. and being like and it was just such a. funny joke to tell you describe all the. crazy things that happened and then the.

guy goes you know everyone's doing coke. and drinking and he goes I just a place. that but I will tell you this uh it I. went there on Christmas one year I was. in like a you know I was in a thing with. my family and I wanted to. go places like that are important you. know for people you know it is like a. weird thing that even though we make fun. of them and nobody nobody wants that to. be the case. with their life but then some people do. end up in that situation you know what I. mean where it's like that's there that's.

like an in yeah it's like an institution. of a play It's like a revolving door. it's like Jan or whoever Marge they're. there every night yeah you're there when. you need it it's like a crutch you're. there twice when you need it but it's. there when you [ __ ] need it and when. you think about it that's the place that. a Riri went when it wasn't Christmas. nobody wanted to know that's what fed. into the dip and that's what fed into. the family and she told everybody. tomorrow I'm not going to be here and. they said why and then she said I'm.

making my di the dip I'm making my dip. so that's what fed it I'm making my dip. tomorrow you'll see me Sunday I'll be. back see you Sunday see me Sunday H Foy. Kevin Ryan the are you garbage podcast. on YouTube and patreon a podcast about. history it's like CBS CBS Sunday Morning. a podcast about time the history the how. great would it be if just I want to see. CBS Sunday Morning you guys on they're.

like two gentlemen talking about Cheetos. and bath. Ms we're as the as the as the great Tim. Dylan once said we're quoting you hey. right oh my mom would love that as a pod. you know as a podcast they Chronicle a. Time Gone by a time when people Smoked. Cigarettes inside of Pizza Hut oh Andy. Rooney [ __ ] on us. who are. they um go see these guys Pittsburgh and. pro helan Buffalo uh they're going to be.

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Jose Washington DC and of course. bringing it to a close in late December. Philadelphia Pennsylvania yeah ma'am yes. sir where you guys hail from yes very. good who cares about my I don't even. care don't come then don't come don't. come who can't want be home stay. home uh the areu garbage from patreon go. subscribe to the on YouTube as well uh. you can get all my dates if you want Tim. Dillan comedy.com we're going hard for. the next few months and we're getting.

off the road in February and we've got. all kinds of other stuff happening. there's a thing that I can't talk about. that's coming out in November that I'm. not talking about all will be really may. be fun but it's not something that I'm. talking about and I stand in solidarity. with Fran drer and the. guild good night.