A Loud Shape | The Tim Dillon Show #370

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show very excited here uh just a. negative uh Co my third time Co thank. you fizer hey when something works it. works when it works it works my aunt and. uncle both got it we were at Carnegie. Hall and uh we had a great night there. of Comedy sold at Carnegie Hall roseb. Baker Mike feny and we do the show and. uh the next night we go to Carnegie. Music Hall in Pittsburgh another amazing. show uh on the way home I just started.

feeling those knives in your in your uh. sinuses I'm like uh oh maybe then I my. aunt called me she goes can you test. because we both feel like [ __ ] because. usually you don't even test anymore then. I test it I'm like okay but after three. days it's kind of it's over. um I I do want to say thank you to. anyone who came out to Carnegie Hall it. was a one of the best standup comedy. shows I've ever done it's this amazing.

venue Louis was in the audience which is. like that's really awesome to have. somebody you know at that level of the. business come and enjoy it you know all. my uh managers and agents were there and. what you realize when you spend time. with your managers and agents is just. they're just so terrible I mean they're. you know they're just like I mean. they're exactly who they should be. here's what I'll say this is not a knock. on any of them by the way it sounds like. is but it's not they're exactly who they.

should be everybody's behaving exactly. how they should my business manager the. man who's in charge of all my money went. to flight club and bought those little. sneaker the lobster sneakers what are. they Nike yeah the Nike Lobster sne this. is the man who manages my money he went. like a. 15-year-old ditching uh High School to. flight club gets these lobsters sneakers.

and then he puts the bands on the ends. like in the in the dressing room or. Green Room of carnegy Hall the man is. sitting. there with. the these sneakers and then he puts the. bands on the end of them yeah to to and. then Ray comp goes what are you doing. and then he goes oh it's like the claws. like you know the way they they they B. they bind the claws of the lobster yeah.

he's put in Carnegie Hall he's putting. these bands on the outside of his shoes. and he's taking photos of the shoes and. putting them on. Instagram he's taking photos of the. shoes and putting them on Instagram. Carnegie Hall but he doesn't care they. don't care about Carnegie hle because. it's not like 20,000 people so to them. it's like they don't. understand you know like they're they're. just kind of. like I think some of them think it's.

cool yeah I mean so this is what this is. what the guy the guy has uh you know. he's putting bands on the end of. his he want he just belonged to the. state fair there's nothing wrong with it. he just belongs at a state. fair go going up in a you know going to. a tent going here will you deep fry this. you know those tents they have at the. State Fair where they go we'll deep fry. your Rolex yeah give to us that's where.

he belongs but you know it's good he's. managing all my money so. great A Nightmare on the way getting to. Pittsburgh I want to talk about this. because I think that there. are companies out there that uh they get. there's a certain and Airbnb was at this. point there's a certain point when there. are the famous quote there are two roads. diverged in a. wood which one are you going to take.

take I warn a lot of companies and I do. it out of the goodness of my heart and. the reason that I'm correct is that I'm. a consumer I'm out there doing the. things seeing the value of. things um it's part of the job and I. warned Airbnb months and months ago. years. ago I saidou giving people a cleaning. fee of 400 something. dollars.

and expecting them to clean the. house this is going to. get to be a problem people are not going. to. stomach that you're asking them to. swallow a $400 fee to do something that. you're making them do so I I called that. out years ago because of that I was. removed from the service you know but I. was correct Airbnb has lost so much.

market share nobody's staying in airbnbs. anymore when somebody tells you they're. in an Airbnb it's almost like what's. wrong with you when somebody says that. oh we got an Airbnb go oh everybody's. back in hotels the airb thing is over. and I knew it I knew it I saw the hosts. getting weird about their houses getting. weird about the. rules how strict they were and how the.

type of person that was attracted to. being an Airbnb host I could see it all. before it. materialized and they did not heed my. warning I'm going now to discuss another. company I see a similar problem and this. is called. clear. clear right now is becoming a problem of. Airbnb.

proportions if you are not a frequent. traveler but even if you've been to an. airport you've probably noticed the the. little. clear vestibules whatever they call them. now you maybe you haven't because. they're actually not in a lot of. airports kiosks I don't even know what. to call. these clear is a service that allows you. to bypass the regular security line when.

you are flying clear by the way is a. private company it's funny it reminds me. of when Patrice O'Neal on OA was like. once you find out the fed the Federal. Reserve is a private bank nothing's ever. the same for you like it's [ __ ] clear. is a private Company the company in. charge of of of. security at the. airport which I thought was Affiliated. in some way with the government. is a private company I remember years.

ago I was on a security line I had woken. up late I was like you know stressed out. and they see you and they pick you out. and they go. hey why don't you come over here and. sign up for clear and what clear is is. they take your biometric data they scan. your eyes and your fingerprint they run. you through a database and then you are. all clear you get to skip the line and. you get to go ahead of every body.

else you don't need your ID they tell. you go you don't need your ID fly. without your ID you're going clear okay. they take your biometric data and then. they go boom there you go and the first. couple of times you do it it works. perfectly and you go this is a really. great idea wow look at me I'm clear you. start getting the airport 18 minutes. before the flight I mean it's crazy you. start trying to time it like I've missed. flights because I I've just.

underestimated how long the clear line. would be because the clear has now a lot. of people so there's a line for clear. now in the beginning of it you would. just Breeze and sometimes now you still. Breeze clear. promised find out how many airports it's. in when when you signed up for Clear. they go we are gonna be. everywhere we are G to be everywhere. don't worry about it do not worry about.

it they are now I believe. in it's not a lot what is it 26 airports. or something uh it's a few dozen yeah. it's a yeah it's like a few. dozen it's not a lot of airports uh okay. 51 airports clear is now in 51. airports so. clear promises okay we're going to. we going to be everywhere they're not.

everywhere there's certain terminals. that don't have clear you'll go to. terminals of airports that have clear. and they go yeah not terminal four yeah. we don't do clear and you go okay now. the clear experience has also kind of. become a hell the people that work at. Clear let's just can we use the term. GED these are not people that have. graduated high school with the region. diploma or whatever kind of diploma you. get no it's the people that are in a GED. of course they're not the most motivated.

group of. people uh the people that work at Clear. act like you've done something wrong. when you need their help they couldn't. be less interested in helping you they. could not be less interested in getting. you through this thing in a timely. fashion they are lazy and they do not. care I don't know where clear finds. these people perhaps there are people. that aren't good enough God forbid. imagine this to be in the regular TSA.

they couldn't muster up the competence. to be in the regular TSA so they now. handle clear and they could not care. less the other thing clear now does is a. random ID check every time the whole. point of clear was like hey it's quick. you don't need your ID it's you know. it's boom you cut the line we're taking. your [ __ ] biometric data so that we. do not need your ID we're you're. scanning my.

retina why would you need an idea you're. scanning my. retina I pay you money I scan my. fingerprint my one of. one bio identifier what's the [ __ ]. big deal so I get to Newark about I. don't know 30 40 minutes before my. flight takes off maybe 20 minutes before. it closes you know like 20 minutes.

before the flight uh closes I don't I. don't know who these people are I get so. many people calling these like I've I've. so many like and I talked to a lot of. them these uh tele marketers well yeah. te telemarketer and people but it's just. telemarketing and I watch that. documentary on HBO The telemarketers oh. yeah it was really good Doc and it was. fun but telemarketing in G it's so bad. now no one's good no one's even good at. it and they're not even telemarketing. for anything that has any value they're. just it's just like health insurance. insurance and stuff like long-term care.

it's like what um so I go to nework and. I go listen I got I got a I got a. problem here I go I don't have my ID but. I'm a member of clear I say this to the. clear people and they're just staring at. me because they're all high and I mean. crazy high like the the the level of. high the people are at Clear it's. mind-blowing it's mind-blowing how. [ __ ] up they all are they just see. shapes they don't even know what's.

happening they're just staring at you. and you're just a loud shape like an. undulating sphere in front of them so. they're just staring at you like I'm not. speaking The King's English when I say. this and I say hey I don't have an ID. I'm a clear member that shouldn't be an. issue and they're. like they're like we'll see I go yeah. okay they run me through three times. each time they want a random ID. check each time again after scanning my.

eyes and my thumb guys what are we. doing so then they bring me to the. person uh who's supposed to sign off you. know well clear afterwards somebody has. to walk you from the clear thing to the. security uh you know line and then you. know clear with the person who's. checking in all the regular people and. go look this person's clear and show. them your boarding pass I go here's my. boarding pass so they bring me up they. go this guy doesn't have an ID they go. okay we'll try to get a supervisor I. stand there 20 minutes no super. supervisor comes from the regular TSA.

like nobody comes they don't even come. and tell me to [ __ ] off I have a copy of. my license on my phone I have a photo of. my passport on my phone I'm like I left. my passport at my house I have these. photos and I'm clear meaning that they. just scanned my [ __ ]. eyes and it's me and no one cares still. no one cares not only does no one care. but nobody tries to help okay the clear.

Line is now getting pretty long and now. people have left the clear people do. this sometimes you'll show up to the. airport and then the clear people have. gone away they're no longer working. they're at lunch truly they are gone. they're somewhere else so now you've. paid money to be part of this service. that operates when it. wants they are they kind of operate when. and God forbid you have a problem and. this idea that if you don't have an ID. you can't get on a plane I thought the.

whole premise of clear was that we have. your. bioinformation so if God forbid there's. ever an issue you're okay you're a. member of. clear and that wasn't the case and I'm. just saying out there to all of the. clear people that may or may not hear. this message it's becoming a cumbersome. process that's not enjoyable for people. they try to sell you things they try to. get you add people onto your clear while.

you're going through clear It's never. enough can you add this person you know. it might make sense you're traveling is. this your first time traveling yeah why. don't you add him to your account that. way you can get. through that way he can have all the. problems that you have with this service. I'm just saying it's going to be one of. those things where if they improve it. because it does the premise of it is. good if it's improved it's. great but this idea this random Ida. check all the [ __ ] time which slows.

everybody down they check everyone's. everybody's rifling to get their idea. what well then what are we all doing. here why don't you just. do it's the same thing we'll all bring. our. ID and then you just let us cut the line. why are we paying to be in a bio. security system did has no value because. we're [ __ ] people are getting your ID. or forbid if they don't have their ID.

and I mean I know it's not a problem. everyone has like a lot of people have. their ID but this is a problem that. people can have people lose a wallet. they leave it in an Uber something. happens and they go [ __ ] at least can I. get home right I'm a member of clear and. then clear's like I don't. [Music]. know also why don't you just hire a few. people that are not straight out of. rehab like a just a few people on the. clear team that aren't straight out of. like a work release program if you could.

because everybody there could not be. more out of it it makes the regular TSA. look amazing and the regular TSA is. horrible for the most part not all of. them but I mean have you ever I mean. Christ almighty the regular TSA is bad. enough the people on clear it's like God. damn it what happened. here so that's my War that's just my. warning for or clear it doesn't mean.

that uh it doesn't mean that it's going. to have the same fate as Airbnb but it. just might it just might if people don't. get their act together you know and it's. just like they don't explain the situ. the clear people just drop you off they. go yeah he doesn't have an ID he wants. to fly that's your whole service that's. the whole thing I signed up for they act. like I'm nuts when I when I signed up. they go yeah you don't even need your ID. mhm because you're in the system and.

then they look at me like he doesn't. have an ID he's [ __ ] lunatic he's. probably a terrorist he doesn't want to. fly instead of just being like this. man doesn't have ID. however you know he's in our system he. flies all the time he's got it on his. phone like there was no nobody's trying. to help you there so that I had to fly. private which I didn't want to do I. didn't want to waste the money thank God. our jet broker Dirk. is was available that day unless I would.

have missed a show in Carnegie Music. Hall which ended up being a great show. but I'm just saying these are the things. that unfortunately you notice when you. travel a lot and traveling is terrible. now. because everybody's overworked I've. mentioned it a lot everybody's stretched. to their. limit flight attendants you could see in. their face want the plane to crash. you could see it when they take.

off like in bad turbulence some of them. just smile now they want to die because. we've made it terrible for them we've. let monsters on the any. time I'm on a plane that doesn't have an. incident there's no shouting screaming. or anything there's no hygiene issues. there's no I mean thank God I'm like I'm. because it's a zoo and it's become a zoo. and the pilots and flight attendants and.

the crew all are so fed up with dealing. with people and every day there's a. report of some near miss two planes. grazing each other you. know British Airways crew claimed they. were mugged in Brazil had spent the. whole night drinking forcing flight to. be cancelled I don't even blame them the. people that are up in the air right now. are all using some type of uh drug to.

get through it just to get through it. they're on drugs or they're drinking the. pilots every all of them you know that. movie Flight that's all of them all the. time where they're all if they have 48. hours before their next flight it is a. nonstop drug and alcohol binge from when. they land the plane to when they get. back on again they have the shakes when. they get back on because. it is so traumatic flying now with.

members of the American public M they. have no idea what's going to transpire. who's going to open a door who's going. to open that hatch in the middle of the. air they have to land you know that so. people are basically just like yeah as. soon as I get off this plane shoot me up. with Heroin until I get back on because. I can't stand it people are disgusting. they're violent they're drunk they're on. drugs they don't know what's going on.

they don't know what seat they're in. they're fighting each other in the sky. 30,000 feet in the sky and these people. who are getting paid little not a lot of. money have to deal with it the pilots. can't leave the cockpit so it's the. flight attendants that have to deal with. the chaos the pilots are not allowed to. leave because somebody will run in and. do a 911 so if you got a military pilot. in there who could maybe go in the back.

and go hey what the [ __ ] going on but. you can't do that because the minute the. cockpit door opens some lunatic runs in. and they try to do 911 again so it's all. the flight attendants that have to deal. with the entire thing so I'm just saying. top to bottom which is why I'm very. happy I got a few more months of of live. shows which we love and I'm taking you. know eight months or a year while I. won't be on the road the way I've been. on the road because I've been touring. since 201 21 on and off I've been on a. lot of planes I've been on a lot of.

flights international domestic. everywhere everywhere from [ __ ]. Auckland New Zealand uh you know to. Dallas right I've been all over the. world and I will say that there's. nothing quite like um you know United. flight or an American Airlines flight. there's nothing quite like a. rockus American Airlines flight or Delta. or God forbid Southwest I don't fly. Southwest although they see to be a bit. friendlier like the people in Southwest.

seem to be a little happier that they're. you know but there's nothing like a. group of entitled Americans and a lot of. the Boomers now are fly like the boomers. are flying in in in large numbers now. and the boomers are flying to go visit. and torture and torment their children. this is why boomers are traveling all. over the country is to go to where their. children have been forced to live and. laugh at them this is what Boomers like. to do they go that you pay this for that.

that's the whole point anytime a boomer. gets in a plane it is so that the plane. can land and they can go uh to their. child uh their children's house and go. oh my God this is what this is what you. are living in this is how you live and. the reason for that is because Boomers. refuse to sell their houses boomers are. 85 years old riddled with four cancers. and will not sell their house unless.

they make $900,000. they have impoverished an entire. generation of people that cannot get. into the real estate market because. Boomers themselves refuse to leave. there's all kinds of articles about this. now and it's hilarious Boomers will not. relinquish their hold on Suburban real. estate in America they won't they won't. do it if they. took a little less money for example for.

their house if the Boomers went you know. what I'll take a little less money for. this house and I'll I'll just put it. back on the market so that someone. else could have a shot but boomers are. sitting there they've got 17 pills they. take every day just to stay. alive and they pick up the phone and the. real estate agent goes maybe we could do. this we can get you this and they go.

absolutely not. absolutely not you will never get this. house for under. 1.9 they refuse to leave because it's. their biggest. Cuda the the the Boomer having a. mcmansion in in a place like Long Island. is the thing that they have that allows. them to they're the lord of the manner.

and they can they can impress upon their. children what failures they are because. they don't live in the in the style that. the Boomers live in now the Boomers of. course will leave out all the advantages. they had to get said house but they will. not relinquish that because that is the. thing that they have you know this is. the thing that they have this is the way. that they judge it was an article why. Boomers will not move. into uh more size appropriate homes.

which I love because boomers. are you know if if anything they. are selfish they like themselves which. makes them funny that's what makes them. really really funny um and the reason. that they won't leave these houses is. because they cannot. imagine trying to. live in in in a more simple way even in. like the Twilight of their days in the.

Twilight of their days they need more. space and then their Millennial children. can't afford any of this so they're on. planes now complaining about everything. waiting for the plane to land so their. first stop is going to go to their. children's house and then go oh my God. you're it's so small here it's very. small I mean I feel so bad for your gen. you know when we were coming I mean we. worked harder than you guys of course.

and we had a lot more to deal with but. you know at least you got something for. your money you got a little something. it's like you're the reason you the. reason we we have the oldest Congress in. American history these people will not. retire Boomers hold on for dear life to. everything to everything they are. falling down in the halls of Congress. they will not leave they will not quit. this is why the world looks the way it.

does it's being run exclusively by like. elderly Boomers who will not leave they. they are afraid of not running the show. um you know they will not yeah according. to a recent Mara Lynch retirement study. of more than 3600 respondents 49% of. retirees didn't downsize in their last. move and 30% actually ended up moving. into larger homes this is how sick. some of these people are they go I'm a.

100 and I want more I want a bigger home. I want a bigger home to show my kids. what losers they really are that's. really what it comes down to I want a. mansion now to show my kids how much. better I've done than them they will not. let go they will not like Diane what's. her name a Feinstein died in office she. was a corpse for years years died in all. our president he will not step aside he.

won't step. aside it's it's it's kind of a common. thing to the the whole Boomer thing is. just hold on to it hold on for dear life. but I see them you know when you get on. a plane obviously there's people of all. ages but you'll just kind of keying on. the Boomers and they're just kind is. very. judgmental and you know they're in like. economy plus you know they paid just a. little bit more they paid just a little. bit more so they can harass the flight.

attendant a standard deviation more than. the people in the back they have a. little bit of status and maybe some of. them are in first who knows but they're. all just traveling to some City where. their children live and they can go and. judge them for how they live right and. they never make the connection that oh. none of us have put our homes back on. the market none of us have God forbid. taken a little bit less and simplified. Our. Lives you know so that we have we're.

effectively locking out because by the. way guess who loves the Black Rock and. everybody giving everybody crazy money. the Boomers they go yeah you you give me. that two million they love it they love. it they'll tell you one of the favorite. pastimes of anyone over a certain age. they'll tell you what they can get for. their house immediate you don't you. don't even ask you do not even and they. do it on holidays like onist chras and. stuff they didn't they know why they're.

doing it too they know exactly why. they're doing it they sit immediately. they go yeah yeah they go you want to. hear something crazy and you're like and. usually when someone says that you want. to hear something crazy you would think. they're going to tell you something. crazy you know like some crazy story. they heard when a boomer says you want. to hear something crazy they just want. to tell you the exact amount of money. they have that's exact they go no no no. come here listen to this I bought this. for 200,000 you know what they tell me I. could get now 1.8 isn't that something.

but guess what I ain't leaving friend or. two and they're telling this to the. people that are in mired in student loan. debt okay that are living in an. apartment where the rent is being raised. every year and they're trying to hold on. and the whole Boomer thing is to just go. pick this up for a pretty penny pick. this up for almost nothing and now this. is you know pretty good it's worth a lot. of money um. it's. amazing how unhealthy our society is is.

truly amazing the 30% of Boomers moving. into larger homes to retire is genuinely. one of the funniest things I've ever. heard we have a housing crisis in. America we have a housing shortage in. the country there are people right now. that have been locked out of. homeownership for a decade maybe more. because of the price of homes and the. interest rates right now things would. have to Tumble so much to just get back.

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maybe all future Wars will be fought in. the metaverse I was thinking about that. the other day I'm like you know we all. we all you know or I certainly do I. bemoan the idea of everything becoming. digital right this idea of like a. complete digital sphere that we all must. exist in but then you look at the. Carnage happening all over the world. specifically in Gaza right now right and. you go God if we could find a way to. digitize. conflict why are you making a face well.

it just it sounds very. matrixyl right thank you yeah it's very. Matrix that's the [ __ ] point that's. the thing you know the growth in. parasocial relationships is Big you know. that everybody saw that movie Her M. everybody saw that movie her where. Walkin Phoenix was in love with his you. know a Siri or whatever and everybody.

was like wow that's far out well it's. not far out it's actually here there's a. lot of power social relation people have. them with comedians they have them with. celebrities they have them with. influencers they have them with only. fans but the people that are on the. internet all the time there's people. that feel like they are dating. them oh the he I'm dating him if I just. knew him if I just met him I'd be his. girlfriend I got a sh shot that's how. crazy the parasocial realm of this has.

become there are people right now. everyone has turned into a little bit of. a stalker with the way that things are. now everybody who enjoys anything is a. little bit of a stalker now they're like. well you know o they he he ated that. restaurant I've been there I wonder if. he'll go there later like it is a little. weird the idea of how. attached people get to people on the.

internet and they have this power social. thing where they feel like they're your. friend or your girlfriend you just don't. know it yet that by the way used to be. what schizophrenics thought like if you. climbed. into Taylor Swift's. backyard you were a. schizophrenic because you were a stalker. and someone had to shoot you like one of. her security had to come with a gun and.

kill you. now if you send her messages and you. look up her house on Zillow and you read. every article about her and you know. you're a good fan now you're a good fan. you know you purchase uh you love a. comedian you buy a meet and greet or you. yell out something during the show cuz. you're like I just want to speak to this. per again it used to be disruptive now. you're a good fan because the level of.

power social has grown to a point where. people are no longer happy and content. to enjoy the thing that someone's doing. they have to be a part of it which used. to be the realm of stalkers it used to. be the realm of someone who is a problem. like that's an issue you know but the. attachment that people have now on the. internet to people they've never met and. probably will never meet but they. believe in their head that they'd be. great.

friends or romantically involved with. said person is. crazy and it's not a comment on the. person out there it's a comment on some. fan bases or some people out there and I. think it's across the board I don't even. think it's just hot people I think it's. people that people find uh quirky or. interesting or it's like the attachment. that people have to people is unhealthy. but it is seemingly.

irreversible meaning I brought this up. at to dinner the other day people are. like what do you mean and I'm like we. got one like because you know people. will casually tell you they've messaged. someone every month or every week for as. long as they've known that per they go. yeah occasionally I'll get a message. back and I go oh yeah but you shouldn't. that's crazy they go so so what I. understand you message me and you're. like you Zionist Peg you don't ever call. like one guy goes don't ever call.

yourself Irish again you Zionist Peg P. I'm like number one I don't call myself. Irish I don't [ __ ] in the street my. family left Ireland and we came to the. new world okay um and I don't know what. makes me as Z's Pig other than having. this uh Noah dis be on who's gonna. co-host the show now um she just hasn't. shown up the last couple of. episodes but what I'm what I'm saying is. like the parasocial realm is very. interesting so that that was the one. thing that's very interesting to me it. feels like an irreversible thing it it.

doesn't feel like it's going away and I. I I think this thing uh this this. metaverse thing that Mark Zuckerberg has. been pushing which essentially is just a. more immersive social media experience. than the one you have now augmented. reality virtual reality whatever and his. company has been pushing this I remember. during the insanity of. um the nft at the height of the nft I. feel like an old but you know at the.

height of the nft Gold Rush right the. metaverse was talked about people came. to me and I was in Miami they go you got. to be the first comedian in the. metaverse you got to be the first comic. because there were like little comedy. clubs in the metaverse where you would. perform virtually to groups of people. and there were people out there that. would be like oh wow this is. so so the reality is. Zuckerberg's. dream and all of this stuff by the way.

about tech and we'll add all these. articles and post but all of this stuff. all of these studies are coming out now. about how detrimental Tech is for. teenagers it's causing higher rates of. suicide it's causing uh a lot of image. issues body image issues it's causing an. uptick and. anxiety specifically amongst young women. but also young men like a anxiety and. depression are huge now for teenagers.

because of. tech social media and mental health I. mean this is this this is the. huge thing that tech companies really. don't want to hear they don't want to. hear about this at all they don't want. to hear about how vulnerable children. are being. exploited uh for profit and we're. ruining a lot of their lives and their. mental health they don't want to hear it. and. and their whole thing is I think Mark. Zuckerberg's probably he goes yeah but.

you know why that is there's still an. outside world we haven't transition. fully into the metav once we're fully. in once we've all uploaded our. Consciousness once we're fully in the. metaverse we'll take care of it but yeah. it's probably confusing for those kids. that they still they're still in. outside people are now staying inside. more this is a big article that I read. the other day cities are lonelier. American downtowns are being abandoned. that's for many reasons but people are.

online more people are spending more. time on their computers we never. can um you know we we've never kind of. fully came back from covid when the. exponential growth of of digital stuff. got really wild and we're still we're. still there and we're probably going to. stay there it doesn't show any signs of. abating like this idea that most social.

interactions are originating. online children now are digitally. native Zoom meetings for work people. working in hybrid work environments um. all of this stuff doesn't seem to be. going away uh certain people have. doubled down on it and zugerberg is is. basically going out now and saying. hey you know we need to we need to get. in. here pretty soon I think we're going to.

be at a point where you're going to be. there physically with some of your. friends and others will be there. digitally as avatars or Holograms and. they'll feel just as present as everyone. else or you'll walk into a meeting and. sit down at a table there will be people. who are there physically and people who. are there digitally but also sitting. around the table with you are going to. be a bunch of AI guys who who are. embodied as Holograms and are helping. you get different stuff done.

too that's his dream that's the guy's. dream that's where we're. going this is where this is where he's. been. going and and and Boomers won't die. first they'll be there so you're gonna. have your racist. ant digitally there at Christmas what if. Boomers upload their cont Consciousness. and never leave what if they never leave. what if right as they're going to.

die a switch gets flipped and all of a. sudden you know everything becomes. possible and just for all eternity you. know people are like oh my God hello I'm. here I you know I don't really miss my. body as much as I thought I would like. they just never leave it's very possible. they never leave and this man is doing. that Mark Zuckerberg is giving them hope. he's giving them hope they go [ __ ] could. sell my house I might not even die I. might be around forever if I'm a.

hologram why would I need a smaller. house if I'm a hologram what does that. mean I work my whole life to be a. hologram I'm going to live in a smaller. house just cuz I'm a. hologram it's it's getting to a point. where it's crazy but I'm I'm reading a. lot of this stuff and a lot of is very. interesting there's a book right now. called the dimensions of the cave which. I just started reading which is very. fascinating and it's about art. artificial intelligence and you know. creating AI people eventually it's about.

a journalist a fiction book it's about a. journalist who uncovers a secret. government program um that's creating. these people um and it it it does. seem interesting to be at this point. because at this. point it does seem like there's ample. evidence to go out there and go hey we. need to. limit. technology in in in in a myriad of ways.

but specifically for for developing. adolescence you have to limit it there's. mountains of evidence all it's all back. now we have all the evidence now all the. evidence is in we should limit. technology however we have all the. evidence on TiK ToK by the way and I. mean you know we know what it is we know. what Tik Tok is now you don't have to. I'm not saying you have to ban it or. whatever but we we know what it is we. know forget the privacy concerns we we. know what problems are there we know.

what issues there are um you know we. know that it is your your data your your. information it is going and you know but. that's all of these places right it's. why we can't take uh the Republicans. seriously when they start yelling and. screaming about Tik. Tock I love how by the way something uh. I thought of this the other day it all. started with Donald Trump being like an. agent of Russia you know and now. literally the thing that they're getting. him on is that he inflated the price of. his condo like that's how far it's.

fallen and by the way who's the victim. of that State Farm Lloyds of London like. an insurance company it's just so funny. that like it started with like he was. hand selected by Russia he's been. working with them for years and they. elected him and now he's the president. and then after none of that came true. four years later they're like he said it. was worth 38 million it would barely. sell for 29 it's like that what. that's what you got M after doing all. the digging and finding all of the.

things after marshalling all of the. resources to pull that guy apart for. years the thing you get him on is that. he inflated the price of real estate. which every developer every owner. everybody has always that's the whole. point of owning real estate is to say. it's worth more than it is and get. someone to buy that and believe that.

that's every homeowner in in in in the. BBS going up to the appraiser and going. well I think this is about 600,000 right. and apprais like I don't know we'll see. yeah well I'm just telling you I think. that's what you know up the block that. guy sold for 650 he doesn't even got you. know I got a bar in my back where he. doesn't even have that so this idea that. the only thing we're able to get the guy. on MH outside of the January 6 stuff but. like you know which is is formidable I. get it but like this idea that Americans. are going to be enraged that he inflated.

the price of his assets that Americans. are going to be like I can't believe it. well that office building he said was. worth 300 million in downtown that was. probably 170 million at best people. can't even comprehend these numbers. these are not even comprehensible. numbers to the vast majority of people. that live and draw breath on our planet. they have no idea Manhattan real you. cannot explain Manhattan real estate to.

people that don't live here they don't. understand they don't understand why an. office building's worth. $300 million the entire operating budget. of like the county they live in one. building and the idea that people are. going to be like impassioned by this we. are. disgusted we are dis disgusted that he. would inflate the price yeah it's all.

it's all anyone does by the way it's all. and let's go open the books on everybody. let's go open the books on all of these. billionaires are you telling me that. billionaires are inflating the price of. their assets to get. loans you can't be serious I am shock I. am by the way Bill Clinton on Epstein's. jet 20 never reported not reported. barely couple articles no one really.

cares no one cares multiple times some. without a secret service the biggest. human trafficker that we know of he's on. a plane about no one cares Donald Trump. they're like well you know that that's. not worth what he said it was right he. said it had eight bathrooms it has six. it has a powder room that's a powder. room it's not a full bathroom that's not. a full bathroom it's a powder room it's. psyonic that's it's not an Eden kitchen. what are you nuts you see he said it was.

Eden what about the guy that was on the. human traffickers plate well he's been. honest about his assets that's what I. care about I care about somebody honest. about their assets if you say it's a. fifth bedroom but it's set up as an. office and it doesn't have a window it's. not a bedroom you go what I don't know. she's very fun it's such a funny thing. only because it started at the fever. pitch of he was in stalled by the. Russian government you got to remember. that's how it started it started as he.

is a now there's reasons to not like. Donald Trump there's reasons to not want. him back as president but it's very. funny to me to start like it's like if. the the the principal of your school. called you in and they were like uh we. think your son is a school shooter and. you go oh my God what happened did you. find a. Manifesto what what did you I mean oh my. God you're crying you're on the way. there with your husband our baby's the.

killer what did we do wrong I can't. believe and you get there and you find. out that like the reason that they think. your kid is a school shooter is they. found him like you know with his friends. like doing some dumb Tick Tock dance. with a gun thing that there's like. there's a gun like in the Tik Tock dance. there's like a gun like a rap and it's. like some song and that's why they're. all upset and you go wait that's why you. think he's going to murder everybody.

yeah well we saw him dancing with a guy. his fake little gun there and you go. what are you an idiot I mean that's what. it that's what the Trump thing feels. like it feels like you start so. high you can't cash those checks and. then you get down and then now we're at. he's infl I mean can you imagine by the. way it started at it is the biggest. Russian intelligence operation in human. history they've got they they've. installed the president it was the. that's the like premise of films right.

that's the premise of films that Russia. has stalled the president of the United. States he's being blackmailed by the. Kremlin because he likes to get peed on. by Russian. [ __ ] and now the movie and now so. that's a good movie you pitch that man. I'm all ears I work at a [ __ ] Sony. whatever big movie studio I'm I'm into. that movie I go so wait a minute so.

Russia installed this President they're. blackmailing him they got a p tape it's. [ __ ]. great sit with me for this pitch all. right hey thanks for meeting with us. today okay get this right so the guy's. really rich okay he owns real estate he. inflates the price of. it well here's what I mean by. that market value might be like 200. million he says it's worth like 280. yeah think of that is that not good is. that not a great movie is that not.

[ __ ] compelling is that not. compelling to you a rich guy saying he. has more money than he does like every. rich guy is that not a compelling film. but that's how the movie Changed by the. way that's how the movie changed from. this guy was installed by a foreign. government who's been blackmailing him. for years to um yeah I mean he's that. condo is not worth.

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this rapper Who's going away for a long. time here I think they are now going to. use his lyrics against him in. prosecution this is something that has. been happening lyrics can be used as. evidence during rapper Young Thugs trial. on gang and racketeering charges let me. catch everybody up to speed that isn't. aware of. this in. rap people rap about crimes they.

committed sometimes and a lot of those. crimes are very very accurate like they. literally say exactly what they. did and now prosecutors are able to take. those lyrics and say this is not you. don't have this artistic license you're. describing uh something that happened. in visceral detail and we're going to.

use it against you here is my message to. the RAP. Community as a whole because I have some. advice and you might look at me and go. wait a minute you don't have advice I do. um and this is uh this is my message for. the people in the community of drill rap. and other types of. rap if you kill Frank on Sixth Street. let's just say. that why not say you killed Bill on.

Eighth. Street I'm not saying probably Frank and. Bill are not the names of the people. that are involved in this perhaps I'm. just in my own head to keep it straight. if you and I don't want to sound racist. here but you're going to sound racist by. just saying what I'm going to say but. it's not racist it's just I'm trying to. approximate this okay if you kill.

thean in the Bronx say you killed. Rosario in. Queens make it up you don't have to be. that I know it's. credibility if you say the actual guy. you don't H you can just fudge it. it's you can fudge it I know people have. gotten very comfortable now where they.

could just literally go on and talk. about a h a murder they committed but. they are all the cop they are listening. so just fudge. it go around. it throw people for a loop throw them. for a loop you know use fake names use. fake locations you could still get the. message cross is my point my point is. you can still get the message across you. don't have to. be glaringly accurate about every murder.

that you've committed every single. murder that you've committed you're. going to be accurate you like yeah we. [ __ ] right outside of the bodega on 17 I. shot him in the head and it's like hey. hey he hey hey hey. hey say it's the fish spot on. 79th and you could have a fun little. chart in the room when you're writing. Rhymes you could go I said what did we.

really do well we shot this guy outside. of the bodega change Bodega to fish spot. and say we shot a. woman what about that that'll really. that'll throw everybody for a loop but. you have to lie you have to lie like. comedians we'll make stuff up sometimes. people make stuff up not me. others my point is is that a judge has. said that lyrics will be admissible as. evidence in the trial of star us rapper. Young.

Thug a lot of people are not into it. it's been decried by Free Speech groups. like Jay-Z and Coldplay I love Coldplay. Coldplay's like don't use our lyrics. don't use our lyrics to call us. [ __ ] like cplay somehow involved in. this don't you dare use lyrics against. people you might listen to our songs and. think we're [ __ ] but that's not true. don't use our. lyrics there's a lot of people going.

down right now 28 people were initially. charged including uh another chart. topping rapper gunana Who's got great. music I love all of their music by the. way and the way I feel and this is a. controversial thing. but I say let sleeping dogs lie and. here's what I mean by this can't. everyone start with a fresh. slate like they should go to a lot of. these rappers go okay The Killing stops. now. and then if they don't kill anymore it's. like okay because it's part of the thing.

it's part of the game I don't condone. it prosecutor Simone Hilton quoted. lyrics in court quote I just beat a. murder rap I paid my lawyer 30 for that. there's a few other lyrics in between. that and then me and my slimes are above. the law well people you. know yeah well this is the thing this is. why you have to MH start rapping about. the cops being good throw everyone for a. loop throw them for a loop you can still.

do the killing you can still go out. there and do the killing and throw. everyone for a loop Eric Adams is the. man the cops are who I. stand you know it ain't easy to be a. [ __ ] cop you know like it may maybe. that maybe that's the move maybe like. you go the other way if you're a real. Gangster and you're ordering hits and. killing people maybe maybe you go the. other way and just do do the Candace. Owens thing Candace Owens could be.

ordering hits all over the hood we never. know we would never. know so that might be the move that. might be the move the move might be the. more violent you are actually you just. stay very like you. know Pro cops you know their new song. that they're coming out with um which is. I don't know if this is a little suspect. but Young Thug new song Israel has a. right to defend. [Laughter]. itself.

feels I don't know it just feels you. know. slightly a little patronizing perhaps a. little opportunistic young thug and gun. is new song Israel has the right to. defend itself. Shalom seems odd see we didn't talk. about Israel and Palestine I know some. of you were like we're getting we're. getting two in the Weeds about Israel. and Palestine but I'll tell you this um. I think it's better now I think. everyone's turning the corner MH I. believe that everyone feels that way um.

I think Hamas has. negotiated the release of some hostages. we're not going to get in the Weeds on. it I'm just saying I believe that's the. case I'm. not I I agree with you because by the. way I get upset with it too I get bored. with it too you don't think I'm bored. with it but it is the biggest story in. the. world so when things are the biggest. story in the world you have to say. hey. Houston Texas there's maybe no tickets. left by the time oh yeah probably for. Saturday night two shows on Saturday.

night if this comes out in the morning. San Diego Detroit Toronto Austin break. California for New Year Columbus Ohio. Bethlehem Pennsylvania Washington DC. Northfield Ohio San Antonio Dallas. Atlanta St Louis Indianapolis Boston uh. Foxwoods Atlantic City stand up live. will be announced very soon uh Dania. Beach Improv being announced soon too. Fort Lauderdale having some fun. having some fun before we take a little. break here the movie Thanksgiving with. Eli Roth on Addison Ray Rick Hoffman.

Gina gershan Patrick Dempsey Milo. Manheim Tomaso sinelli Tim Dylan and. others there are others I just can't. remember everybody's name is coming out. today it's out. today how fun is that big news big. news very cool well we thank everyone. for listening all the time we thank you. for seeing us uh supporting us here and. patreon and um you know it's um it's. always a joy and an honor to do this. show we are uh with you twice a week um.

and then we will see you uh on the big. screen if you go to Thanksgiving we hope. you enjoy that as well and um The Wilbur. Theater in Boston we're gonna be doing a. special there in February grab tickets. we'll do a few shows there um ticket. links up so good luck everyone and again. to the drill RAP Community I'm a fan I. enjoy it again if you kill Bill on. 12th you actually we killed Ralph on.

Fifth if you killed it's like clue if. you killed Bill by shooting him outside. of the bodega say you killed Ralph with. a knife by the fish spot not a big deal. that way the cops and the da is going. wait a minute we got Bill dad with a. gunshot wound they're saying they stab. Ralph by the fish spot do you see how it. works do you see how easy it is do you.

see how nice it is do you see how nice. life can be if you let it see how nice. life can be if you let it lie about the. people you're. killing lie about the people you're. killing drill RAP Community listen to me. heed my warning like clear like. Airbnb lie about the people you're. killing like the United States we've had. a good run and so can you good luck.