A Christmas K-Hole | The Tim Dillon Show #374

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ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show it is Christmas and we are so. happy to be here for the final episode. of the year um and uh we are grateful. and this will not be a good episode to. listen to because you're not going to. really hear uh anything and I'm not. gonna you know this is going to be very. difficult for me to speak um although I. am I guess I'm managing it now I have a. a. beard uh celebrating Santa Claus. celebrating old St Nick let's see how I.

look does it look. okay yeah this is good your nose is kind. of gone my nose is gone but that's okay. that's okay Santa Santa would Santa if. Santa were alive today would he support. what's going on in Gaza or would he not. that's the question but thank God he's. dead thank God Santa's dead so he. doesn't have to see what is happening. right now in the world mhm he doesn't. have to face the.

nightmare that other people do Santa. Claus doesn't have to wake up and read. that Matthew Perry died from a ketamine. overdose in his hot. tub Santa doesn't have to read that with. Miss Claus while they have breakfast. they have. um I don't know what they'd eat for. breakfast a porridge or a an oatmeal but. Santa doesn't have to say ho ho ho get. me some oatmeal how did Matthew Perry. die oh it was ketamine overdose in his.

hot tub Miss. Claus and then Miss Claus goes well a. lot of the elves have been going for. that ketamine. therapy to kind of relive their past. traumas and try to get to the other side. of them and he goes well I well that. just seems like they're using. drugs Matthew per died in his hot tub. from. ketamine and Santa doesn't have to live. it cuz he's he's.

gone there is no Santa Claus and if. there was he'd be a guest at what's. going on right. now he would have assumed much like I. did that because Matthew pered had a. drug addiction for a very long time and. it ate away a lot of his liver I think. he was doing like 46 Viking in a. day that's what I thought it was I just. thought it was just one of those. things unfortunately it's not one of.

those things it was a ketamine. overdose in his hot. tub which sucks well vicadin he was. using vicadin he was taking up to. 55 vicadin a. day and that does a number on your. liver that's what I thought it was but. it was an overdose of. ketamine ketamine is the new it drug in. Hollywood like.

OIC OIC is the shot you take to make you. less. fat ketamine is something. else it's a drug which I used to do when. I was doing drugs we called It Special K. we did it with ecstasy which is now. called. Molly but it's a drug that is supposed. to realign the Pathways in your brain. and everyone here is always doing that. they're always realigning the Pathways.

in their brain they're taking. iasa they're on ketamine all the time. this is everyone in. La that you speak to they go I have to. realign my. neural Pathways because reality is too. Bleak that's really what it comes they. go I. can't deal with the reality of what's. going on I need my. brain see this is GNA be tough.

beard breathing in. hair it's hard to breathe with the beard. on because I have a Santa beard on how. did I you know I used to do this you. know I was a I was a Santa who tried to. sign people up for Obamacare no way. years ago this is. true I was a. Santa little breathe on. my [ __ ] God I have this cold sore. that's also why this kind of is nice to. have.

I was a Santa who signed people up for. Obamacare I would go into bad. neighborhoods and I would sign uh poor. low-income people up for. Obamacare dressed as Santa Claus and it. was a job that I did and it was a job. that I did to supplement uh the money. while I was earning uh money to learn. how to be a stand-up. comedian and it was not a bad gig was. not a great gig because you would be in. bad areas and poor people are very. depressing around the the.

holidays it's true they're they're. always getting shot or what I mean. they're just they're depressing people. over the holidays holidays are really. for you know it's really it's better to. have rich people or Rich family and. friends over the holidays because they. you. know holidays are for them you know like. the the poor people are always getting. shot or sick or they're working shifts. and they're complaining all the time and. that's not you know it's neither here. nor there but that's the job was tough.

because they would always say you know. rich people around the holidays they're. just wearing coats and going to church. and having these feasts so when I was at. Santa in a poor neighborhood and I was. poor and everybody I'm talking to was. poor nobody's happy we're all. broke they're asking me questions about. health care I didn't sign up for Obama I. don't know I don't know what's going. on I'm just sitting in a truck dress to. Santa and they're they're telling me.

about problems that they have I have. problem it wasn't it wasn't a good time. in my life but I can't even remember I'm. like how did I [ __ ] do this with the. beard it's terrible it really irritates. you at one time and I told I talked. about this on the Pod there was I did it. at a Spanish chicken. restaurant I don't know what I where it. was it was on Long Island and there was. a big chicken and Dana mhm they had a.

big chicken and everybody wanted photos. with me nobody wanted photos with the. chicken the chicken was dressed like a. chicken he was very upset about that he. was also signing up PE people for. ObamaCare what what the government. did to. get no but it's all true what the. government did to get lowincome people. on into Obamacare was they sent out like. like car characters whether it was like.

me a Santa or a chicken or like the. Kool-Aid guy they sent them out into the. streets I'm not even kidding you can. look this up and it's probably not a bad. idea they sent like characters out into. the they sent out like. SpongeBob to try to get people to sign. up for ObamaCare. because you know people don't like. doctors right they get creeped out by. doctors they're creeped out by people. that are wearing suits but like if.

Clifford the Big Red Dog or. SpongeBob or you know I don't know Paw. Patrol goes out and goes hey do you want. uh health insurance you might you might. be more amenable to. it I don't. know but there were that was like a. strategy that they. had back to Matthew Perry I gotta I. gotta take this be off I I it's the cold.

sour is not that bad it's it's I I can't. deal with this hurting my face to a. point where I I can't even you know I. can't even deal with. it Matthew Perry RP very sad um we don't. we obviously do not uh we're not making. light of his. death you know but what here's what we. were saying about this k i me because. everybody's doing this. now and I you know as somebody who is a. ex addict I think maybe it's not a good. idea maybe it's not a good idea but.

maybe it. is I don't know but a lot of people are. are are taking ketamine under the. supervision of a doctor they're going to. a clinic and I don't know I guess this. can help with PTSD. yeah you know for people that have come. back from. war but it seems to be abused people. seem to be abusing it like I know a lot. of people who do it and I go the last. thing you need to do is go and get shot.

up with ketamine in a clinic you need. something else you don't need to do. ketamine in the. clinic that's not what it's for. iasa is not for you having a better. career that's not what it's for that's. not what the Incans intended that's not. what the Mayans whoever the f I don't. even care or. no the ancient cultures that used Iasi. as a spiritual experience were not.

intending it to be used so that you. could figure out how to get on Netflix. there's no way there's no possible way. that's the intention of. iasa there's no way there's no way that. you were supposed to go into hyperspace. and ask the the aliens the entities or. for career advice there's no way it's. it's it's all. been completely. perverted by people that are in this.

town want to just figure out how to make. life more about. themselves as if it's not already about. them they want to they want to make it. more about themselves. somehow somehow some way they go enough. of life it isn't about. me let me. really focus let me take three days let. me go to Peru let me. vomit and let me realize that all my. fears are just they're not real they're.

holding me back and listen again this. would be great if the end goal wasn't to. you know snag a roll on jinny and. Georgia like if you were really evolving. as a human. being you would leave you would move you. would leave if iasco worked you'd come. back to. LA walk into your house Burn It Down. light it on fire and leave the state.

forever if iasa were but whatever. professional grade Iowa and I don't know. who these shamans are these con. artists that are calling themselves. shamans people are drinking this stuff. all every three weeks they're on iasa. and they're more [ __ ] than they've. ever been on. iasa I don't get. it and now people are dropping dead in. their hot tubs of ketam. everyone's like no it's good it's.

rewires the neural Pathways in the brain. and because it's a lot to take it's a. lot to take when all of the big studios. go we want a a future uh without humans. we want a posthuman future it's a lot to. take people go [ __ ] I got to take some. iasa to handle that I got to take a. little kenam me to handle that so that's. what the studios did they just said hey. I talked to some of these people. during this strike and they were very.

clear about what they want they want a. posthuman future on Earth that's all. they want they're very clear about it. they want a. postum future on. Earth that's what they want that's what. they want they don't want human beings. anymore and that's tough to hear because. everybody's having the wrong fight. everybody's like you're paying me $30 I. want 35 it's like no no no no no no no. we don't want you to exist we want you.

gone we want you out we want to do. things completely AI generated we don't. want you at all it's hard to hear it's. hard to hear that's why everybody's got. to go take iasa they got to do ketamine. one of these writers a guy The Hollywood. Reporter. went to do ketamine and flipped. out which is a kind It's Kind of a Funny. article MH when ketamine therapy visit.

goes horribly. wrong so what this guy did and this guy. sounds kind of like a [ __ ] who can't. handle his drugs now that doesn't mean. that this ketamine fad is good I know a. lot of people that are doing. this ain't not a one of them in a in a. place mentally that you should be ain't. not a one not a one of those people. walking around doing ketamine that I. know and the tens of dozens of people I.

know do camine are are in a good uh. place all the. time I saw help from a cemine clinic. like Matthew Perry odd way to start it's. an interesting way to start the article. huh I sought help from a ketamine Clinic. like Matthew Perry things went wrong. what happened was the scariest. experience of my life here's what. happened the guy goes in the. room you know. listen to this I was probably always.

going to get around to trying ketamine. therapy which I did two years. ago I had read all the things how the. animal tranquilizer and party drug can. work wonders for treatment resistant. depression how it can reset your brain. there it is again how ketamine's unique. disassociative effect allows the user to. take a step back get off their hamster. wheel of ego-driven thinking by the way.

everyone I know on this stuff it's. they're the they're the most egomaniacal. people I've ever met in my life all of. the people on this by the way without. exception it's completely about their. all the time about them everybody I know. who does this stuff did never starts a. sentence with any other except I all of. them so I love this. idea that that it's you we're trying to. get rid of your ego with this in in La.

that's where we're trying to get rid of. the ego is that why these people were. doing all of this because they're ego. they want to get rid of their ego no. they they want to help themselves get. more things. somehow they think this leads to them. getting more famous that's why they're. doing it because they want to get out of. their own way because people keep. telling them hey man everyone hates you. you come to the Christmas party drunk. you try to [ __ ] someone's wife you're.

not focused you suck and that's why. you're not succeeding you should do. ketamine and figure out why you act like. an [ __ ] all the time so that's the. group of people that are doing this the. people are like yeah can you do camine. and stop trying to [ __ ] my wife all the. time you. scumbag and they go I got to reset my. brain cuz everyone's telling them to. everyone's telling me I got to reset my. brain I have have to stop doing coke and.

trying to rape children in La so they go. I'm I'm going to go get ketamine. treatment so listen I showed up for my. appointment filled out forms signed a. waiver and was ushered to a small dim. room with blinds on the. windows the room Center P centerpiece. was a cushy faux leather recliner that. faced an LED TV that was mounted high on. the wall next to the chair was an IV. stand the technician was a young woman. let's call her. Sarah it was unclear if she had any.

medical credential credentials I'll stop. you there buddy she didn't. probably but she had this I'm just going. through the motion so do you want to. order any appetizers casualness made me. think not so she's basically the. ketamine waitress and so she gives him. ketamine and he goes I felt confused why. was I here again I started to feel like. I wasn't entirely in the room or was I. in the room and then I wasn't did you. give me the drug already so he he flips. out he has a bad uh trip if you want to.

call it that he's uh doesn't know what's. going on it's unfortunate he gets uh. paranoid the room was gone I was gone. typically when you take a drug you. experience reality differently you feel. good or bad what you're seeing might not. be accurate but you were still you you. know this was different I was. unconscious technically but in a void. it's a khole it's khole I've been in a. khole I was 14 you're in a k you're. doing drugs what's wrong with these. people you're doing D.

drugs these crazy people people are. taking crat them now like you you put. heroin in a smoothie it's heroin still. you're doing drugs they I I don't. understand what these people think's. going to happen because a nurse gives it. to you they killed Michael Jackson they. kill all of these people they will give. you anything you want if you have the. money they'll give you anything you want. they don't know if you need this therapy. or not they don't care.

you're doing drugs and listen I'm not a. moralist in this regard I don't think. you should hurt other people but if you. get you know something out of this. positively great but it's a. drug people get to all kinds of Altered. States Of Consciousness all kinds of. ways fasting uh meditation all kinds of. other ways this is a shortcut you're. you're pulling up in a valley in a strip. mall you're sitting down. you're getting an IV while you're in a.

lazy boy that's a shortcut to the. Altered States of reality you're trying. to get to it's a drug all these people. are like I had no idea what's going on I. just sat down and they shot me up with a. drug and then I was hi what's. that this was such a disassociative. state that I was disassociated from. everything that I ever knew existed I. was in space but not outer space What. horrible by the way what. horrible writing what terrible writing I.

was in space but not outer space nothing. so neatly familiar as that there were. colors jungle greens and Browns well. that's what he doesn't like the Browns. jungle greens and Browns hey watch out. buddy I think the Drug's starting to. work you're getting a little honest all. these jungle people I didn't know what. was going. on there was that horrid noise that. blurring Matrix phone I had taken a fist. full of red pill it it's so bad the.

writing this article is so terrible it's. so terrible I I I don't know if I even. believe this person did it I don't. know but this is. what my recurring thought was I'm dead. and this is Hell forever that's. everybody that has a bad triap it's so. cliche it's such a. cliche this is like anyone who read any. of those bad trip. reports and wrote about them. and just took this I was in that room.

for about 90 minutes but that feels like. lying because I know I was in that void. for days see this is like a I don't even. know if this happened like I don't even. know if this happened or if this person. just took all these bad like trip. reports there used to be this website I. forget what it was called but it it was. it was a website and people used to. write about their experiences with drugs. don't look for it it doesn't matter um. people will know who are listening to. the show what it was and people would. write about their experiences with DMT.

or other drugs and all of these are the. most cliche things to say and it might. that might be the case that they just. happen so frequently to people that they. all describe them the same way I don't I. don't know but this idea that like like. ketamine therapy is going to help all. the people that want it is crazy it's. crazy it's not true that it's there it's. a drug and it might work for you and.

listen psychedelic therapies might be. good there's a lot of evidence that. these things are going to help right. military people I'm not discounting all. of this stuff I'm just going always the. only thing I can do is talk about. personal experience all I can do is talk. about the scores of people I know in Los. Angeles on these things and people claim. that they're uh there's been but then I. know a lot of these people and it.

doesn't seem that. beneficial so then they they contacted. them they go you need more ketamine you. should come back you should come. back. and can anyone get this can I just go in. can anyone go in and get ketamine. therapy do you need a note from your. doctor do you need a note no you don't. need a note no you just I don't even. need a note I could just go in and get. ketamine shot up yeah khole yeah I could. just go do that yeah that's what we're. at uhuh.

nice okay sure I mean listen people are. G to get mad at me for this this is when. I told people not to smoke pot in their. 30s it was the most controversial. episode I ever did people were so angry. I said marijuana's for your teenage. years as you get older you should use it. very sparingly and people got so angry. with. me and they they they boiled over a rage. as people often do when I'm right which. I usually am and uh I feel the same way. about this [ __ ] it's like. are the people that really are they.

utilizing it in an appropriate way are. these PE are is. this is this being utilized in an. appropriate way or are a lot of people. going in there with no clue what's going. on and leaving with somehow less of a. clue of what's going on and listen I get. it people are happy cam mean it is a. therapy. and some people like it but it's you're. going into a. khaul. for.

drugs it's what it is you're you're. disconnecting from the world with a. drug now maybe. it maybe it can treat other things and. it might be able. to but it's just fun there's. this it's not like the idea per se is. wrong it's the application of it the. application that anyone can just walk.

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the. merger of Warner Brothers and. Paramount all of these companies in uh. in this space uh a lot of them have. merged uh Viacom merged with. CBS uh Warner BR um uh Warner Brothers. in Discovery merged Fox and Disney. merged and with all these they all want. each other's. assets they all want to make you know. these. massive conglomerates but what happens.

after they all merge is that nobody. really. cares and they don't make any money this. isn't like a huge generator of cash flow. when these companies merge because. they're it's all dying. Industries I mean the streaming stuff is. one thing and that's clearly the future. but Cable's done people are cutting. cords no one's going back to cable TV no. one's ever going to go back to Cable. it's never going to go back all these.

idiots that are like no we're actually. very we're actually pretty sure that the. people that watch will continue that no. one's going back ad spending is down. cords are being cut it's done over in. the casket six feet underground done. it's never coming back NE broadcast TV. is DOA. dead it's not coming back TGIF's not. coming back Boy Meets World's not coming. back. over so all of these companies they try.

to bundle together all this. [ __ ] like it's going to be better to. have a big heap of. [ __ ] with some good nuggets some gold. nuggets in the [ __ ] that people care. about but for the most part it's just. die it's dead and dying dead and dying. no one's going. back that's the thing it's like you're. never G No One's Gonna care about the. Academy Awards again ever no one's going. to care about the Emmy Awards again ever. no one's going to care no no red carpet. it's not coming back I don't care what.

it doesn't matter in my neighborhood in. La these dumb little buses saw off the. tops and they drive people around and. point out what I don't even know what. they try to point out celebrities or. where the [ __ ] they live no one cares. the only two people that people even. recognize in this town are those midgets. from the real estate show selling. Sunset and like Cruz you got to be the. biggest celebrity in the world or the. [ __ ] from selling the real estate Show.

on Netflix with those [ __ ] those are. the only people that anyone realiz like. recognizes I've been in restaurants. where those midgets walk in and people. get really excited there are the. midgets that's what we got now it's. either Margot. Robbie Tom Cruz or the little. guys from the selling uh selling the. horor show selling wh the horse Selling. Houses whatever it is selling selling. [ __ ] and the midgets those are the only.

people that are recognized here no one. cares about any what of these people. when I pass these buses on the way to my. house it's always a confused Indian guy. sitting in the back he doesn't quite. know what's going on it's like a lovely. black couple from Tampa who are just. they're trying where's Jay-Z we know he. just bought where is where is the. Beyonce and Jay-Z they pray they're. asking the guy J he's like they're in. Malibu they bought something that looks.

like a Community College Library are we. gonna see that on the tour we can it's. an hour away oh all right so they're. slightly disappointed that it's just a a. young kid with his family from Belgium. or something they don't know what the. hell's going on they're all in jackets. cuz it's cold and rainy here they were. sold this lie this bill of goods that. it's like uh pretty and it's always. beautiful and sunny and none of them. really know what they're doing there. they're all confused and they just point. they pointed you can't see any of the.

houses they Point into this Canyon they. go and they just point into this void. it's actually very kind of poetic and. appropriate they pointed into a like in. New York when I was a tour guide we. pointed a building Chrysler. Building this is where they did hey. Ground Zero where they did the thing we. always had an exact point in La you just. point to a void a big canyon where. there's just big mansions all around and. you go Mark Walberg and the Indian guy. goes who that you go Mark Walberg oh yes.

yes Mark Walberg and then he turns. around to his friend they nod but. there's nothing uh there's nothing left. there's there's nothing to see so all of. these mergers at the end of the day will. will they will. not stem the tide of the inevitable. destruction of the entire business the. entire business is over sorry to my. agents and managers who are lovely.

people but the entire business is going. to end maybe not tomorrow but it is. already over it is already. dead someone made a good point the other. day Aquafina just doesn't have a black. scent. anymore we all knew she was a rapper. Aquafina had a black scent go see that. Asian movie uh the the rich Asian people. whatever that crazy Rich Asians it was. lovely I enjoyed it people didn't like. it but I liked. it the black scent is so severe in Crazy.

Rich Asians that even a man such as. myself who does not get offended at such. things was like oh my God like there's a. scene where she's like B. [ __ ] B [ __ ] it's so late on so. thick but now she's just like hello I am. aw with him and she doesn't have a black. and we all supposed to forget that she. had a black this is why Hollywood. doesn't work anymore I'm not going to. live in a post Aquafina blacks scent.

world that's not going to happen it's. not going to happen I won't do it I. refuse to do it I will not think of. Aquafina as someone that speaks normally. her whole thing was being like b b. [ __ ] and now we we just pretended to. we pretend that it never happened it's. not coming back so they can merge all of. these things and it's big daddy zaz our. friend David zazo who just want and by.

the way God loved this man all he wants. to do and people get so mad at this man. all he's trying to do is build a company. so big that no one really knows why it's. failing that's all these guys are. looking to they just want to build a. company that's so big that no one can. there's what they call a diffusion of. responsibility Google that diffusion of. responsibility what that means is that.

no one really knows what's going. on nobody knows who to. blame diffusion of responsibility is a. sociopsychological. phenomenon whereby a person is less. likely to take responsibility for action. or inaction when other bystanders or. Witnesses are present considered a form. of attribution the individual assumes. that others either are responsible for. taking action or or have already done so.

by making these companies as big as. humanly possible no one can really know. why they've all. failed it's just spe like you know the. Marvels failed that that movie they did. because I think people have had enough. finally finally after 15 years I think. adults in our country and maybe maybe. this is the good side of ketamine. therapy adults don't don't want to watch. people in costumes at the moment at the. moment they're not going out the way.

they used to to see the Marvel movies. and you know I mean nobody just nobody. will tell you why it fit people well. it's co and when it was being made we. weren't really checking in on it and. then there's the economy and then. there's the it's a diffusion of. responsibility and this is what big. daddy zaz. wants let's make it so big let's get. Paramount Paramount plus get Yellowstone. we'll merge it with Warner Brothers. Warner Brothers is a little bigger than. Paramount but let's smash them together.

let's make this [ __ ] they know. the only way they're going to survive is. by being too big to fail because the the. it is written it is written in the. prophecy here we are it's done we know. that we know that and we know that the. only way to fight back is to create. these massive. behemoths that what what did the Banks. do what did the banks do by the way the.

banks became so big that they could do. whatever they wanted and the government. had to keep bailing them out and the. bank what are you gonna tell cha you. gonna tell Chase they go [ __ ] you so. what did a little insider trading so. what it doesn't matter pay the deal pay. the fine they pay the fine Goldman Sachs. and the and the treasury Department is a. revolving door they just go to Goldman. work for a little bit make a little. money buy a couple of houses and go to.

the treasury Department and make laws. that are good for Goldman Sachs all. these other Hollywood companies like. yeah we get this we understand we need. the government on our side to allow us. to merge and create these very very big. institutions that are too big to fail we. can kind of do whatever we want we tell. everybody [ __ ] off tell everybody [ __ ]. off it's going to be so big and people. are going to go like oh my God a lot of. what they're making is terrible how are. they even in business I'm like because. they own it all they own it. all they just bought the Brooklyn Bridge.

they're going to own everything NBC. Universal owns theme parks uh television. stations stream a movie studio like you. know they they make money all over the. place and they're not re they're not. relying on anyone's stream of red they. don't care if you don't watch the. thing they don't care they have theme. parks making money which will allow to. indulge the This creepy Obsession they. have with social justice they'll be able.

to do emit till on Ice you know it'll. just be that's what they'll be able to. do and everyone will go well that. doesn't seem fun who's going to see EMT. till on Ice that seems odd that's not. holiday that's not at all that's not a. holiday icecapades you go no no no no. that's important that's important and. the reason that they're able to do emit. till on ice the the whole story is. because the company is so [ __ ] big.

that they'll put out a. Yellowstone every now and then or. they'll buy uh something else so that's. where it's at here everybody the only. way to survive is to get so big so big. and they're gonna fire people when they. merge which they might I don't know if. they will but that's what they want to. do they want to merge they want to get. rid of a lot of people and the company. is going to get bigger they're buy they. want assets they don't care about the. people. they just want the things they want the. mission impossible they want the things.

you have you know they'll get all those. assets the people watch the people like. the people enjoy and then they get rid. of all the people they go get get out of. here get the get out of here. fired thank you we're so excited about. this murder now get the [ __ ] out you. have till five o'clock Chuck look at me. you have till 5 o' today to clean out. your [ __ ] desk and get out of here. you better go to the ketamine Lounge you. better go drive over to the ketamine. thing and get your head right reset your. head Chuck you're done we want Mission.

Impossible we don't want Chuck at. Paramount we want Mission Impossible now. go get the ketamine. therapy that's what's going to happen. that's what's going to happen then and. and all the people that look at this and. operate as I do on the outside of this. are just we're just going to watch it. and observe it we're going to watch it. and observe it with a keen interest and. we go huh huh interesting and I know. people that work in these things will. chat occasionally about stuff and I.

don't know if they think I'm wrong they. probably. don't they might. disagree at the end of Q3 powermount. Global reported long-term debt of 15.6. billion considerably less than Warner. Brothers whose debt load stood at 43. billion see that's the thing now we go. we ow 43 billion you ow 15 let's get. together getting this is why couples by. the the way with debt like people say. that's not good when a couple has debt.

actually it's only if one person has. debt and the other person doesn't it. creates resentment if both people are. dirt bags as my parents were it works. fine it actually works better if both. people owe a lot of money they're able. to Sherk that responsibility together. it's actually a kind of nice life you're. dodging people all all the time together. you don't answer the phone you don't.

open the mail you have a po. box if. possible so you can get present with. that deck collector you're you know. you're constantly anybody who just calls. your name in public even if it means. your table at Applebees is ready you. think they're a process server and they. serve you with a judgment but if two. people have debt it's actually nice. Discovery is the bigger fish with a. market cap of 28 billion par amount has. 10.3 billion so they want let's merge.

it on the flip side Warner Brothers. Discovery Big Daddy zaz would acquire. top tier properties from Paramount. Pictures like Terminator Transformers. Mission Impossible Top Gun a quiet place. Ninja Turtles to Godfather Paranormal. Activity scream Star Trek Warner. Brothers Warner Brothers uh pictures. stable includes the DC extended Universe. Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings. they bring LED table as. well the other thing that's really.

rattled the town is the Israel Gaza. Palestine question people are these. guilds The Writers Guild and sag people. got in these big fights at C and almost. lost her job UTA dropped Susan Sarandon. they fired the chick from Scream oh yeah. the uh thing it's it's it's you know. it's contentious out here Melissa. Barrera fired from Scream s then Jenna. Ortega left from Wednesday she left. scream I don't know why that was but.

Jenna Ortega was you. know probably like hey man let me get. out of here this is getting hot this is. getting a little. hot so the inability it's it's harder. and harder. now to get people on the same page about. anything it's just difficult. there used to be a way to get people on.

the same page and it was called sexual. black male and it really worked it. really really. worked you would photograph or videotape. people having sex with underage people. and then that would be used against them. that was really really an important. component of getting people on that was. how we built te team building it's a. team building exerc size isn't it we're. roll in it together team.

building here's the file here's the. flash drive what do you think right. right right you're with us that's what. it used to be blackmail blackmail that's. how it was done people like how was it. how did it used to be done. blackmail that was. it that's true people were gay and. people said well pretend you're not. gay but you have to no matter what you. got to say exactly what we want you to. say or we're going to talk about you.

sucking [ __ ] you go oh [ __ ] okay or you. were a pedo or you were a junkie go we. know you're a junkie we're g to tell. everyone you're a. junkie or you say what we want you to. say we drive the coke right to the. house which would you. rather what would you rather this would. have never h they would have never had a. [ __ ] top tier actress popping off. rarely did that happen.

rarely they had control it was it was a. town based on control was a system based. on control here's what you get you get. sex you get drugs you get you get all. these things you get money but you can't. you got to go along with the thing. whatever the thing is whatever the thing. happens to be it is what it is we'll. give it to you but you you got to go now. no one can control anybody else it's. chaos out here it's cha people are.

popping off and saying. things not good they're saying things. that they feel they're going I I don't. know it's it it does seem like a lot of. civilians and people are like shut up. but they you can't get people to go you. can't put it back in the. Box this is why this town is over for. good good you can't put it back in the.

Box. sociopathy isn't new and it's not rare. but for a while at least in California. it was a. topdown. paramilitary Structure where the people. who were let's say the biggest. sociopaths the Weinstein people like. that were able to control the smaller. less successful. sociopaths but see now we've raised an.

entire generation of sociopaths who do. not need big papa sociopath we've raised. an entire group of people that believe. they should be famous all these kids on. the internet go I should be famous for. what who knows doesn't matter I should. be famous because we've raised them to. believe that Fame in and of itself had. value it wasn't about Talent it wasn't. about uh doing anything it wasn't about. the craft of anything it was about Fame.

in and of itself Fame and money that's. what you should get fame fame leads to. Money Money leads to fame da d da so. they don't need these big institutions. anymore they can go out and do it. themselves they have the ingredients. they have their phone they have a. Macbook they don't. need the system the old system where. they would lock them up in a castle on. the hill and go we have the [ __ ] and. the blow. you just have to say everything we want.

you to say you can't deviate you cannot. deviate we're going to put you on a. Morning Show and we need you to say. whatever you got to stand next to. Hillary Clinton and clap awkwardly while. the 10,000 Maniacs play that song these. are days these are days. to that's what it was so there's no. coming back here and that doesn't you. know that that depresses people not me I. don't. care I don't care it's a good a town as. any to be destroyed there's nothing.

wrong with that we need things to die in. order for things to live there's nothing. wrong with that either but this is why. it's happening and then the people that. are left here are on ketamine in a in a. in the valley they're sitting in a chair. being shot up with drugs or they're. going to Peru to drink iasa because they. cannot just admit that it's not coming. back it's not. jogan killed it he took him he killed.

it my episode with him is out by the way. the Joe Rogan Experience if you want to. watch. that um there is. just there is a lot here to be thankful. for because it is the holiday this is. our final episode before the new year. there is a lot to be thankful for there. is truly a lot to be thankful. for. um we are entering a time of utter chaos. 2024 is going to be one of the most. chaotic. years probably in the history it will be.

the third election I'll cover on this. show I covered Trump covered Biden. covering maybe Trump again it's going to. be utter chaos um I don't think any of. us are quite ready for it it'll be very. interesting um to see how this takes. shape Colorado knocking Trump off the. ballot saying he cannot he's not. eligible to run other States like. California are looking into it now going. huh what are we gonna do and what's.

making it all very interesting and this. kind of ties into what we talked about. before is. that everybody's off the leash now for. the most part not everybody I mean the. media is still beholden to their. paychecks. um but you can't you can't frame. anything anymore the way you could have. even even five years ago it's uh. everything is just out there and that's.

not always you know good but we're just. heading into maybe the craziest. year that anyone of us can picture just. complete utter. Insanity across the. board China Taiwan Russia Ukraine Israel. Palestine the Biden family. Trump it's gonna get it's gonna get fun. and it might get. ugly um but the great the thing you can.

be grateful for is that you're alive in. the moment that's what you should be. grateful for I know that it's not not a. huge thing but it is actually the only. thing and the only thing that you should. care about you're alive in the moment to. witness this whatever it kind of will be. a lot of people did not make. it you know to this RP to the lesbian. barbecue person that used to make me. brisket she's not here people leave. people.

go but there are people that are still. here with us and you're one of them so. we appreciate that and I don't know. what's going to happen in 2024 I don't. it seems like it could spill over they. keep making movies by the way you know. Netflix just made this movie uh Leave. the World Behind and a24 is making this. Civil War movie it's like hey guys how. about making a movie about uh things. being okay how about that how about that. why don't you get out of your comfort. Zone and make a movie about things uh. that are. good it's so hack right now and I.

enjoyed the Leave the World Behind but. as an overarching point it is so hack. right now to make a movie about Society. disintegrating yeah we get it we get it. we're watching it make something nice. make something nice. again make something about people that. love each other make something about a. country that's it's it's going to to. work stop making everything about people. killing each other we're we're getting. enough of that that's coming going to.

see that enough escapism how about that. perhaps um we do appreciate you guys. we're on the road all the time and we do. uh appreciate you guys coming out we've. got some theater some fun comedy clubs. trying to get Clips hunting for Clips in. those comedy clubs um but we'll be a. Brea New Year's Columbus Bethlehem. Washington uh Ohio San Antonio Dallas. Atlanta St Louis Indianapolis Boston. Foxwoods Connecticut uh Chicago Danny.

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