#300 - A Unique Experience with Yannis Pappas | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show giannis pappas there's a. special that is on youtube that you have. to watch it's going to come up right now. the hilarious stand-up comedian the the. pride. of greece. giannis pappas is called mom. love. and it's on youtube and you gotta watch. it it's all about transgender. people the whole thing it's an hour.

of what your take. on the trans community yeah because it's. just because. no one else has done it yet yeah it's. not nobody's covered it so i really want. to delve into it. it's smart yeah it's good yeah and uh no. that's a joke. yeah it's about. ma what is it mom love what is that. about mom love and i think your fans are. really gonna love this special timothy. sure i think they're gonna love it.

absolutely mom love is uh it's the last. joke in the special and it's essentially. saying that underneath everything we've. gotten out of balance there's too much. empathy there's too much you have mom. love and dad love. mom loves you unconditionally right dad. loves you. the way barely barely right based on how. you do conditionally right you do good. dad loves you a little more the way the. world will love you and there's too much. mom love there's too much empathy and. like we've talked about before tim.

empathy is infinite there's no. end to empathy so dad love dad love his. condition dude it's conditional like. when my dad got divorced and lived with. his brother for two years and called me. once every two months. that's conditional love conditionally. right yeah okay he loves you. conditionally. yeah yeah he loves you a little bit more. now that you're doing good. yeah when you're living with dusty dodge. not so much yeah no when i was living on. a couch in hal's kitchen he was you know. he people said how's your son he goes i.

have a son yeah he goes wait who which i. don't know if i have one yeah. so that's interesting so that's the. whole special and uh it's very funny. i've seen you do the hour live. you got to check it out it's on. youtube.com. [Music]. youtube network it's free. yeah and it's for your viewing pleasure. it costs a share. i'm trying to do that as an advertising. byline because i'm working on my. marketing right it costs a share share. it share it share it if you like it yes.

be socialist about it i know some of. your listeners like communism we've got. we got we run a real spectrum here yeah. but from the hard left to the hard right. yeah. and uh so that's good those are the. interesting people though those are the. fun people those are the fun but you. don't want to go to dinner who's someone. who's nuanced no you want you want. somebody who's really gonna yeah it's. gonna bring it yeah yeah yeah i mean. obviously you know this will be you know. everybody in america.

for the next few months and and and. since this shooting in texas is going to. talk about guns yeah this is going to be. uh or maybe not. or maybe that's over but. uh it's guns food and safety yeah guns. guns are a. they're they're out there. and. i think personally. that even some of the kids who were. killed. in texas if you brought them back they.

would still be pro-gun. [Laughter]. that's my position like if you had a if. the ghost of one of them came back yeah. they would still be programmed because. it's it's. it's a right well and so. yeah in texas and florida all you have. to know. is all you gotta do is ask the guy like. were you scared a little bit for your. life and yeah i was frightened right. these kids were going to hurt me right.

and then he stood his ground he stood on. his personal ground yeah yeah. you know you've been shot i have been. shot i have that unique experience you. have the unique experience of being shot. you've told it a million times and no. one cares so we're not going to rehash. it no but if you haven't been shot i. recommend that it's fun it does. kind of uh it it wasn't bad for you. no luckily now the guy who shot you yeah. he's doing a one-man show. about shooting you well i i don't know i.

don't know i haven't really checked it. out i haven't gone to the uh limited. opening but i don't know he did a. one-man show this is a fact at some. point he did a one-man show at some. point yeah this is how strong the desire. is for fame in this country. at one point the man who shot you. outside of a nightclub. got on a stage yeah and did a one-man. show. about the decision. to shoot you. yeah i don't know what it was about but. i know that it was in there somehow.

because that was part of the reason i. think he got in trouble. finally someone said okay we got to take. your gun away and we got to put you away. so he didn't even get caught before he. did the one-man show no he did the. one-man show i think from prison i. believe i don't know too much about you. he was caught first yeah i i you know i. i tend not to have you reached out to. forgive him the way the pope. has forgiven people that have tried to. assassinate the party remember when the. guy shot the pope and then the pope. forgave him yeah well that happened have. you forgiven have you reached out to.

this person to forgive them. for shooting you i don't blame him you. know yeah i don't blame him he was doing. god's bidding yeah. but have you have you ever. thought about him again or tried to say. no i no are you angry at him. no no i'm not angry at him so my whole. thing is this besides the fact that if. it wasn't for him i wouldn't have had. all those [ __ ] panic attacks and i. probably would have made it in this. business a long time ago no i'm not mad. at him and he was armenian how the [ __ ]. can you do that to your greek brother. you piece of [ __ ]. but you seem to have how bad is it.

getting shot this is my question i mean. truly and this is a real uh thing here. you seem okay and it doesn't seem like. it inhibits you in any other area of. your life so are we overreacting. to gun violence perhaps. i think it's just part of american. culture baby i think it's part of life. yeah it's part of life i think it's part. of life and i think you know people. should start saying that i think. politicians should start saying. getting shot is part of life as opposed.

to keep you there keep running away from. it and i go why don't you just kind of. brand it as a uniquely kind of american. experience. where people have the freedom to shoot. you you also have the freedom to maybe. shoot them you do if you're if you get a. little scared. it's a violent country it's a country. where there's a just. there's more of a chance that you might. lose your life. in places that typically people don't. lose their life right you know it's a. violent country you could be you could. just be looking at tomatoes trying to.

pick out which ones are more ripe right. and the next thing you know there's a. war happening in aisle four right and. you just have to be prepared so i think. i think the solution is every single. person if you take that element away. this is my concern it gets boring that's. right yeah if you take the element away. of potentially a massacre. in a grocery store you never know when. the ussr north korea is gonna attack. your living room right so you have to be. armed with as many semi-automatic.

weapons as possible now you're not an. anti-gun not no i'm not at all you. believe. that people it should be a little harder. to get to the tylenol it might yes that. might help but the argument is is that. it is a little hard to get because you. have to leave your house and drive. somewhere. that is the argument it's not you can't. postmate go to postmates and try to get. a gun you can. you can't get a postmates gun.

well of all the issues that i checked. all the counties in florida good point. yeah of all the issues we talk about on. this show i never get more hatred. than when i suggest that guns might. should be harder to get this is the. the thing and i again i'm second. amendment i believe you should be able. to own a gun protect yourself things. like that the with the minute i have. said that gun should be a little harder. to get i get i get vicious hit and i. understand it to a degree because you. have people going let's get rid of cops. let's get rid of any type of enforcement.

and then let's just hope that you don't. get killed well that's part of the fear. and it's an understandable fear because. when you look at what the left does they. start out with you can't say this you. can't do it and then they just keep keep. going. police reform and then the next thing. you know they're like let's get rid of. cops as an idea yeah and you're like so. that's what people are scared of they're. scared of that that you know a little. common sense gun control. metastasizes. into a complete a confiscation of your. weapons and some of the rhetoric is.

naive when you see it going guns are bad. get rid of guns i mean what's this. obsession with gun it's like these uh. blanket statements that play some. morality on the actual object right and. it's like no it's not the gun guns are. depends on the context whether a gun is. good or bad so is it your contention. yeah and it's not guns that kill people. it's lack of body armor that does it's. you know what it is now let me let me be. honest about this particular shooting. a the cops did not go into this school.

for a long time guy had a couple guy was. armed yes but you know is it your job as. a police officer to confront. that which is happening in the moment. depends on whether it's a rival school. from where your kid plays that's a great. point i never thought about that depends. on which i knit because it is so big. there in texas huge i never thought. about. what what football team they're gonna. play i never thought about that i didn't. even think about that. is it possible these guys are going you.

know what maybe a few quarterbacks are. getting it in there. and our numbers are going up exactly. my question is because a lot of people. are saying. yuvaldi school shooter was in school for. up to an hour before law enforcement. broke into a room where he was. barricaded and killed him that seems. like a lot of time giannis well it's a. lot of time but you know it seems too. much the cops probably had to ask a lot. of permission from certain organizations. right you know do we have a couple. social workers here to talk to him first.

and find out why he just talked him down. what happened what could what what kind. of institutions have failed him yes what. kind of system well you know the guy who. killed the 10 people in buffalo in the. grocery store the cops then he went to. go kill himself the cops are like no. don't yeah yeah let him do it yeah i. don't know what i mean yeah what are you. gonna do like no don't worry about it. you you made one mistake yeah we want to. find out why you did it you got your. whole life ahead of you come here give. me a hug. you're a good boy yeah um so to me it.

feels like uh a quote here it's gonna be. within like 40 minutes or something. within an hour texas department of. public safety director steve mcgraw told. cnn's ed lavandera at news conference. the 18 year old shooter salvador ramos. was in a stand-over law enforcement. officers for about a half hour after. firing on students and teachers rep tony. gonzalez i mean here's the argument that. that pro-gun people make and this is an. interesting argument. guns are not new. school shootings are new. there is something mentally going on.

where. we have a huge mental health crisis this. doesn't mean you should be able to get a. gun at 7-eleven. what i am saying is. there is something going on in the. culture i don't know what it is. i have a few ideas that is. it's a coarsening. potentially of. the culture in the sense that. we are creating perhaps. more violent sociopaths now.

than we were then. yeah you got to get this kid into acting. classes early that's true because he he. posted a photo with eyeliner yeah and he. was kind of you know had some issues he. got bullied a lot. you just got to take that sociopathy and. and that it you got to put it in a place. where he can use it and it it it. benefits him that's a great point acting. entertainment politics yes you know. should we be identifying sociopaths at a.

younger age and putting them on a path. to be our leaders. as opposed to killing children in a. school they can kill children in other. countries on our behalf absolutely it's. not about it we need some youth outreach. programs that identify these sociopathic. traits early and then put them on the. right track get them into a couple of. improv classes or how about this it's. like hey you don't feel good there's a. place for you there's a place for you. there's a place for you without empathy. there's a hundred percent a thing you.

can do i don't know much about this guy. and um his name is salvador ramos he was. 18 years old supposedly he was bullied. uh he wrote three disturbing messages on. facebook just uh minutes before the. messinger a massacre warning of the. carnage to come quote i'm gonna shoot my. grandmother salvatore ramos wrote about. 30 minutes before his rampage on. facebook. how many people liked that that sounds. like something i would have written. nobody knows he's serious. and no one knows you're serious if i saw.

him gonna shoot my grandmother i'd i. like that it's hilarious but not now. it's not they just the bots and whatever. writing minutes later listen to this. ramos made good on his vow writing. minutes later that he'd quote shot his. grandmother his last message foretold. his final act of unspeakable violence. i'm going to shoot in elementary school. he wrote about 15 minutes before he. arrived on camera i hate dealing with. this issue in a funny way it is a comedy. show because it is a a. an unspeakable. tragedy people's kids were killed it is.

the most evil act i can imagine. um. it is the uh um. um. it. i think it is the most evil act. it's the most out there it's. premeditated it's evil here's the thing. we live in a country. have you seen nikki glazer's instagram. lives where she's she's gonna do a song. about this which she does a guitar yeah. that is also premeditated but. i don't i think this is worse. it's evil yeah and.

there it is too easy to get a gun. and this type of stuff is is is crazy so. i don't want to i'm not trying to. minimize it but it is weird to be a. comic and do a show where we're you know. we're having fun absolutely we have to. do our job i mean it's the most. horrendous thing ever it you can't get. more evil than this also you know the. what happened in buffalo you know just. because it's evil no it's evil it's like. this one brings out the [ __ ] but it's. like you know there were randomly. targeted black people's horrible as well.

absolutely insane but the thing is we. live in a country where we're so fame. obsessed and i think when these. sociopaths feel like that fame is out of. their reach right they go for infamy. when something's this premeditated. there's no assassins or premeditated. murderers who don't want the attention. right tension in this country is. currency so this guy's going like uh it. seems like a lot of work for me to you. know become an actor whatever it is on. sports sports to find myself in the. business world yeah come up with an app.

so i'll settle for infamy so i'll settle. for being remembered that's the only. thing people respect in this country is. how someone's famous it doesn't matter. how they i yeah i made the news yeah. they're looking at all these other stuff. they're looking at our culture and going. like hey man people love serial killer. documentaries they love all these people. who do horrible things and then they. they celebrate them the news constantly. you know uh plays into that reptilian. part of our brain and scares us.

and does oh this is this story happened. and they replay the horror over and over. and over again like the will smith slap. you know it's just right they they play. it over and so it's like hey man i want. to be i want to be known for some it's a. real nihilistic uh tour de force in. infamy. i took the helix quiz and i was matched. with the model mattress because i wanted. something that felt. firm and i sleep on my side i move. around all night.

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that's crazy honest that is crazy that's. crazy it is crazy that's crazy quote go. in there go in there nearby women. shouted at the officer's suit after the. attack began. said juan here's the deal if the cops. are going to run around and go we have. the most dangerous job in the world. which is statistically not true not even. in the top ten it is a dangerous job but. it's not the most dangerous job in the. world per capita statistically it's very. dangerous in certain areas for sure if. that is going to be the party line you. got to go into the school.

while this guy is shooting but you can't. stand outside for an hour. that seems to be crazy and i know. there'll be 19 cops that'll message me. and go no you don't understand anything. exactly you have to wait you have to. understand it's protocol there's things. that need to be done but it's not it's. not protocol if it's a black kid walking. down the street. but his protocol if it's in a. so my old thing is the women are. shouting at the cops go in there. go in there. they're shouting. um upset the police officers were not.

moving in. um a few of the other bystanders were. like let's charge into the school. he goes let's just rush in because the. cops aren't doing anything like they're. supposed to more could have been done. they were unprepared. minutes earlier carranza this is a guy. had watched the salvador ramos crashed. his truck into a ditch outside the. school grabbed his ar-15 semi-automatic. rifle and shot two people outside a. nearby funeral home who ran away. uninjured shot at two people. officials say he encountered a school.

district security officer outside the. school though they were conflicting. reports from authorities on whether the. man exchanged gunfire after running. inside he fired on two arriving ivaldi. police officers who were outside the. building said texas department of public. safety spokesperson travis considine the. police officers were injured after. entering the school ram was charged into. one classroom and began to kill he. barricaded himself by locking the door. and just started shooting children and. teachers that were inside the classroom. um. absolutely.

insane. we got to take this conversation from. the media and activists yeah and it. really has to. people need to sit down and find some. solutions right that aren't you. without shouting these utopian slogans. that's right they're going like guns are. evil we should have no guns or the other. side going don't take them we got to. stop that right and this is there's no. perfect solution there's mitigation can. we please. mitigation [ __ ] mitigate. can we make it a little less.

mitigation babies. mitigation baby. what a beautiful word mitigation because. you do need to find the happy medium you. gotta have to find the common ground. yeah you have to find the place where. everybody is. okay yes and happy. the the the most uh you know the best uh. for the most you gotta find the thing. that works for everybody you gotta find. something that's a little. less convenient for the mexican cartels.

right who gets supplied with all their. weapons from us they do buy our guns. that's where they get but that's an. honor. it's quid pro quo there's something nice. about. salvador ramos was angry that he did not. graduate texas neighbor said how dumb do. you have to be to not graduate a texas. high school. i mean can you you can't graduate at. texas high school yeah. classmates of the 18 year old who. murdered at least 19 children and two. teachers are due to attend a graduation. ceremony on friday may 27th ramos is.

fury over his lack of academic success. sparked a fight with his grandmother. shortly before he shot her i kind of get. that and drove to rob elementary school. to embark on the killing spree so this. guy's he's a troubled guy he's unhappy i. would say so he's not smart psychopathic. he's psychopathic he's not smart the. grandma goes you're an idiot he gets. upset. now he goes and buys the air 15 ben on. his 18th birthday he bought two of those. and he goes two.

just just in case north korea invades. our home yeah he gets two ar-15s. on the 18th birthday he probably said to. the cash register he's probably said i'm. gonna need another one so i can reload. when i'm shooting up to school and they. probably went like that's your freedom. that's your business. that's your business i'm not that's. freedom of expression i don't need to. know all of that i don't know you are. free to be free. i don't need to know all of that it's. not my business when you walk out here. with these two ar-15s you do whatever. you damn well please i mean it doesn't i.

think whether you see one. where. people reading in the library well then. you better you need these to defend. yourself against trans people you might. need three guns maybe three i'm not. gonna ask maybe you're using them for a. science project i don't need to know it. doesn't matter at least one additional. kid died uh directly because the cops. were incompetent somebody said when the. cops come the cop said. the cops said yell if you need help and. one of the persons in my class said help. the shooter overheard and he came in and. shot her oh my god yell if you need help.

somebody yelled help and then the the. guy goes in and shoots her i i mean i. gotta be honest with you and i'm not. trying to neg the cops here but this. this is not the most this isn't a crack. squad of geniuses out there can we just. say that like in a school where it's. being shut up they go just start yelling. yeah yeah help that'll be good i just. don't think it's a job right now that. anyone wants anyone wants and yes and. cops are scared to do it. yeah for sure it's like they always are.

they're under the microscope but in. texas that's less true it's less true. it's less true and there's not a rage. against the cops in texas right. especially in this scenario right where. we need them to spring into action we. need them to go into a school that's. being shut up this isn't a highly. controversial thing right um so that is. tragic. uh and unfortunate but there is a happy. there is somewhere to get to where maybe. guns are harder to get we're an 18 year. old can't purchase two ar-15s without a. waiting period or a background check or.

something like that well and you need to. make it you know the problem is and you. know the state's rights you know the. smaller government people. they hate the federal government but it. has to be uniform if you're going to. have a country you can't go into you. can't have it so you go into indiana and. you can buy a resold gun at a gun show. and all these loopholes and then and. then you know go sell them in chicago. you can't go from another state and get. an easy one and then travel to you got. to make it all the same right you got to. make it all the same because we don't.

have close borders yet between our. contiguous states yeah so it's like it's. got to be the same everywhere which. small government people states rights. people hate so it'll always be a problem. it'll never be solved it's just gonna be. part of our great american tradition. football. cheese fries buffalo wings and murder. of children yes so the nra is going to. gather in houston days after the texas. school massacre and there's going to be. some protests people are going to be. upset.

about uh this and the nra. yeah 55 000 people are showing up yeah. it's a big convention in houston for the. nra what are they gonna what are the. themes this year they'll probably all be. caring. it's gonna be i tell you right now it's. a tough one. it's a tough one as a convention goes. it's a tough one you know they're gonna. get out they're gonna dress it they're. gonna go people want a limit they're. gonna be like he's a good guy with a gun. oh well that that didn't work in buffalo. yeah because the guy had body armor we.

need more body armor right people we. need is it wrong to say kids should go. to school and body armor is it wrong to. think that fashion designers need to up. their game that's right start. incorporating. defense into their style tommy hilfiger. body armor that's right hey tory burch. wake up wake up we need military gear. for most people body armor bulletproof. clothing body armor. if you put kids in little bulletproof. vests what's the then everything's fixed.

is it not cute it's very cute if you put. kids in kevlar. is there a problem with that i'm you. know i'm seriously asking if we're not. going to ban the guy like how nuts will. it get that's a solution that's the. solution a lot of times the fashion is. very uh environment specific you go to. miami it's like light colors you live in. america it should be body armor and. bulletproof. this is interesting so this is uh read. this tweet then for us so this was uh. the gunman bought the weapons using the. attack shortly after his 18th birthday.

and the gun store he posted receipts. from tweeted this that day this was. their app train up a child in the way he. should go and when he was old he will. not depart from it and you see a. child with an ar-15 this is from daniel. defense and they've locked their account. and uh they're a small weapons. manufacturer out of georgia. the mel uh the military industrial. complex in our country. it's a baby it's not a problem it's a. baby who's doesn't know anything yeah. with it with a with a gun with a toy in.

texas yeah an ar-15 yeah to train up a. child in the way he should go and when. he's old he will not depart from it now. notice he's not reading a book. he's not playing sports. notice he's not even worshiping it at a. church. he is sitting on the floor what is that. ben is that an ar-15 uh it looks like. some sort of air filter he's sitting on. the floor with like an assault rifle. it's a gun that works really well yeah. whatever it is ar-15 or not yeah.

whatever it does it yeah. whatever it is it's efficient. um it's interesting that they tweeted. that on the day. an 18 year old murdered a bunch of kids. yeah at the very least it's a marketing. snafu. [Laughter]. at the very least yeah. yeah. well they won't a lot the people who. defend this won't say it is right it'll. all be blamed on mental health right. mental health and that's not and it's. not wrong but.

also those people are not saying let's. give people health care that's never. their second point no they never go we. got a mental health crisis we should. have uh health care right that's never. point number two right and also it's. like you know i i used to work in that. field you know it's like you don't walk. into a psych ward and get shot right i. mean. there's got to be a gun in their hands. my mother is mentally ill she's very. mentally ill she's never killed anyone. right so i do think that it kind of. it's it's a weird way it shits on. mentally ill people right to say that. they're all violent murderers right i.

don't believe yes i don't think anyone. who kills someone's mentally well. i think that you know but in the group. of mentally ill people there's a small. percentage of them that are violent. and you know it people have been getting. more and more it's almost like this. 50-year diet of poison food. drugs booze. high stress. paranoid media has finally gotten into. people's heads yeah and that seems to be.

maybe an issue i mean it's like we've. spent 50 years poisoning the population. getting them hooked on drugs so that. they can perform their uh tasks at work. stressing them to the point of nervous. breakdowns and apparently they're not. able to really um raise their children. uh in a way that prevents them from uh. mass murder yeah this is a multi-faceted. issue there's a lot of things going on a. lot of things going on and even in this. very reasonable podcast we're doing the.

rage will not stop the rage in the. comments will not the first comment. would be i couldn't get through it yeah. i did why don't they understand there. are background checks i had to wait five. minutes to get that gun. the second comment will be like the gun. stuff wasn't so bad but tim no guess. right right. get him out of there. and folks by the way we're not doing. that a lot this summer we're not doing a. lot of stuff because i'm not that upset. about the gun thing.

here's your reality i don't even like. them devin and i to come and sit here. who i love yeah and they don't really. speak right and that works and you know. you we like and there's a few people. like boy it's not a guest show right. it's never going to be a guest show. right and we're never going to make it a. guest show i love how you got this chair. though for ray kumpf it's a ray. competition. this is like ray and i like right you. know here's the tight squeeze. podcasts are kind of ending. and this is the reality um people have. had enough.

they've had enough of the same 20 people. talking about the same things. and that's why we've never gotten into. the guest model right nobody has. anything to say that matters and i don't. care if they do. and that's why we've never embraced a. model of gas and that's why we're. getting into the bullet defense fashion. line business we're going to start. arming uh children with kevlar. vast cute kevlar. thought about doing merch like tim. dillon show on body armor.

oh but it's too expensive to produce. and it's too expensive for people to buy. yeah. do you ever get sad. can you talk into the [ __ ] microphone. you. you. do you ever get sad i'm always sad do. you ever feel. that things are not good. yeah when i read the news. it's a better help is a customized. online therapy that offers video phone. and even live chat sessions with your.

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yes sometimes you can't get like a a. good slot because if you're like me i. kind of would always want it like last. minute and this i always got good slots. and what did you talk about with them uh. how i have feelings of like. worthlessness and uh but those are. justified. um it says breaking texas dps now say. there was no school police officer who. encountered or engaged the mass. uh shooter at robb elementary school the. shooter was not confronted before entry. and it appears he walked into the school. through an unlocked door.

we got to lock the doors that seems. obvious to everyone involved the doors. of the school have to be locked you know. i showed up at my old school i was with. a friend this was years ago and i was. you know i thought i'd do like a little. homecoming like hey this is where i went. to school i thought i could walk down i. had no idea and this was years ago i had. no idea how like how shut down these. schools were it was all locked i knocked. on the door they were like hello excuse. me and through the glass i was like yeah. i went to school here i'm tim dylan yeah.

i was on joe rogan we talked about bill. gates. and. they. they looked at me like the guy looked at. me like i was crazy showing up at a. school and now you know upon. further reflection i now i get it it. does seem crazy do you think uh though. because the glock doors inevitably. someone will get in you think at some. point what we need to do is have decoy. schools like saddam hussein palaces very. interesting the students are in a decoy. school right and then we have doubles in. the other schools right but it's gonna.

get out which school is which well then. you gotta check you gotta keep moving. like what about if we educated kids. underground underground would be like. underground we have underground cities. we have underground military bonkers. right the kids don't need sunlight they. can certainly underground we can. recreate the conditions of uv light or. the military industrial complex will. make a clip out of this yeah everyone. arm up and don't leave. and just let delivery people deal with. it yes delivery people are the only. brave ones now yeah i mean i was talking.

about that today somebody on instacart. delivered me two candles they had to. take that long walk. from the door to the wall to their car. in the walgreens parking lot depending. on the time of day in los angeles that. ain't nothing that's nothing you have no. idea what could happen on your way i. guarantee you an instacart or postmates. worker on the way to the car has met. their end yeah or release a new virus. for our own safety to get us back. indoors you just see a burrito fall to. the floor and then blood yeah because. that people that leave their houses now.

really are the the most brave yeah and. it's gonna be it's the most brave people. they're the most brave people they're. they're outside teachers maybe are more. brave than cops now i mean teachers. teaching might be a more deadly job than. police you got to arm them yeah you got. to arm these kindergarten teams well. here's the deal in texas why didn't they. have guns i'm not even kidding like why. did they not have guns in texas like is. this all. the gunman's fault or can we lay a. little bit of blame on the teachers who. weren't carrying these [ __ ] moving from.

california that's what it is you have a. bunch of liberal teachers moving from. california that don't have guns and. aren't focused on the defense of the. school and it's not just enough to have. guns again i i just want to focus right. we need body armor because the other guy. and that is what's being seriously. suggested yeah well you need body armor. because the guy's going to come if he's. got a bigger gun he's prepared he's. going right i watch a lot of. self-defense videos right the perp. always has the advantage right because. he's the one that comes in and goes. we're doing this right you have to go oh.

[ __ ] we're doing this because you he he. has the element of surprise the element. is surprised and he may have an ar-15. those things are pretty efficient they. do their job so what we need is what. let's let's plan a salary we one student. we need one teacher at the chalkboard. handgun maybe. ready in the one hand then we need. another teacher so you're saying just a. teacher. pretty much all day. at the at the at the ready well you. don't know if the kid's got a gun so you. got to have one. facing the kids that's right and then.

you have to have someone watching your. blind spot so we need another teacher a. teacher's eight if you will the. teacher's age they don't even need to. keep this door we just need two armed. people in each classroom one watching. the door one watching the windows ar15. is drawn. it's not a bad idea you have two we have. two people in the classroom they each. have an ar-15 out yeah and they really. and it's just got a fun way to quiet the. kids down too yeah quiet down. it's nap time yeah yeah now the kids.

themselves may be armed because it's. their right yes. but. as long as you have an ar-15 you have. the advantage because their little hands. can't quite grasp or deal with the. pushback of an ar-15 yeah you can take a. few of them out if you need to if you. need to you'll get a few so if we if we. because now we're fine we need to live. in the last scene of a quentin tarantino. movie where everyone's pointing guns at. each other at all times we're finding. the common ground here and this is what. i want to stress so if you have a few. people in each classroom with ar-15s one.

trained on the kids one on the door of. the classroom and one in the teacher. because you don't know what they're. going through oh it's a great point. because the teacher might flip out so. you need you need one kid marshall yes. in the class so a kid marshall with a. gun. who has a gun on the teacher. you need two teacher's aides. with ar-15s one at the door one at the. class yes. yes interesting yes it's not a bad idea.

and you need school uniforms and those. uniforms are body armor. kevlar body armor uniform yes. ar15 at the kids ar15 at the teacher. ar15 at the door. problem solved not a big deal not a. tough way to live at all it's fine it's. totally comfortable and the most. important part reasonable right right. and people in other countries would. watch this and they would they would. think it's comedy but what it actually. is is a good plan it's a great smart.

thought-out cogent plan it's not a bad. idea not at all yeah otherwise we're. going to be just relying on what we're. relying on now which i guess is chance. happenstance luck yeah. yeah because now it seems like a casino. a little bit if you send your kids to. school yeah no a little bit of a casino. even in supermarkets i would feel a lot. safer yes armed i would feel a lot safer. if the army was there while i got.

lettuce. if the if the military could potentially. enforce a barrier around the supermarket. and check people as they went in yeah. we need military checkpoints at safeway. i don't think it's a bad idea i don't. think so put the military outside. supermarkets i don't think so at all and. you know that it will come into this. conflict i guess it's like the thing. that a lot of people are nervous of is. government overreach but this is is part. of this it doesn't seem the death and. destruction of mayhem doesn't seem to.

bother people as much since the internet. people have kind of been desensitized to. this we do have a culture of people that. don't really care that a bunch of kids. died we do have a culture of people that. don't really care about death we have. made a generation of sociopaths. we and and i i wonder how much. technology's had to do with that i feel. like it's had a good amount to do it i. think also what's had something to do. with it is just the sheer. volume yeah. by of the horror of just how much it.

happened that's right it's just teresa. neela that joke you can't care about. everything it's like putting out three. podcast episodes a week it's like it's a. lot right you get a little you get a. little. numb to it right it's a lot so it's like. how many are you gonna care for you. gotta you almost have to pick and choose. which one's gonna get you now right you. know right and and it's just it's um i. mean they happened like weeks i i think. i read i think the statistic and men can. look at 2022 so far there's been. hundreds how many mass shootings in 2022.

hundreds now mass shootings defined as i. think any time more than four people are. shot yeah uh 214 200 so far and we are. in uh june we're in june. 204 and what defines a mass shooting. i believe it's over four people in may. yes. i believe it's four the u.s has had uh. we're in may right sorry uh 214 mass. shootings so far this year. and defines a mass shooting i believe. is.

for. people. shot now i don't know if that's the case. um. look guns are good if they're in the. right hands they're bad if they're in. the wrong hands we need to do something. to make sure that there's less in the. wrong hands and more in the right hands. whatever that is have added america four. or more deaths i was correct have at it. more. yeah more guns and better hands yeah. that's it right that's all there is to. it it's all there is to it it's got to. be harder than getting a prescription.

for. uh you know whatever your doctor. prescribes right and it's but you know i. one of my friends uh uh you know little. brothers came to visit my house and like. uh. he's from the appalachians or whatever. and they make moonshine and it's a. different life it's a different life. it's just a different life yeah. and you know they find out if they find. a woman at the gas station they they. bring a new chain or in the back cabin. you know what i mean it's a different. life. it's a different life yeah and.

i thought you i thought you'd hired him. to murder me yeah no he's not yeah you. know. it was a little terrifying. we had dinner with david spade he was. like cutting into the plate he was like. cutting into the plate like david spade. was staring at him like what the hell is. going on he's like cutting into the play. but my point is lovely kid my point is. that it's a different life. it's a different life yeah and his first. reaction after the school shooting was. like i you know they can't take my guns. because they left they you know that's.

that's the thing. a lot of in other countries masculinity. is maybe defined by [ __ ] a hot woman. yeah but a lot of times we now our. masculinity kind of rests on the idea. that like. you or how you're if you have a phantom. war in your head that you're going to be. a part of one day yeah i'm not saying. you shouldn't have guns to defend. yourself i'm saying that like you go to. australia and you see a bunch of. good-looking people on the beach [ __ ]. each other yes they're not like where. are the ar-15s yeah but nobody in. australia that's like drunk hanging out.

in the beach. none of them are like hey where are the. automatic weapons to really make this a. good time yeah you can't ignore the. cultural component to this like there is. and here's the thing about australia. i've said before they're white mangoes. so i'm not saying let's completely. emulate it's the mongoloids but but you. know it's like you see all these. hollywood people saying we got to do. something take away the guns we have to. do. some we got to get this regulation and. then those same people will be starring. in a movie right with mark wahlberg.

called diving gun guy right so it's like. it's just the movies are like bank bank. or someone will assault someone who made. a joke at the oscars and they'll applaud. that person and they'll applaud that. person and cry for a speech yeah so i'm. i respect i'm saying people should be. able to own guns should be able to. defend themselves. um you know i i just feel like it is. it's [ __ ] horrible that this keeps. happening. and it doesn't seem to and let's show. any signs of abating at all at all and.

it's just odd culturally yes that you. can have movies where people are being. [ __ ] executed. by the droves but if you show a little. bit of a penis. or a nipple people it's like outrageous. what is that it's a puritanical country. purity it's a puritanical we prefer. murder to sex that's well that's now. we're getting so now we're getting it. it's weird now we're getting it yeah i. mean you go watch a french movie they're. like [ __ ]. you see the in and out yeah we really. prefer murder to sex here we're kind of.

a sexless culture yeah people just want. to eat and kill each other yes that's. what america's kind of become. and um i think we have to embrace it i. don't think we should i think we should. embrace what makes us unique it's what. makes us unique other countries like. having sex with each other yeah they. like hat you know i think it's it's for. us to just go to ihop armed is a. beautiful thing and our enemies maybe it. helps a little bit that they don't even. consider attacking us because they're.

like they're killing each other we don't. have to invade them yeah perhaps but it. is very interesting the component of. this that's weird psychosexual in a. weird way like where it's kind of like. you know there is something to be said. for the fact that young men in america. right now are not. kind of socializing you know not all of. them but there's a sect of them that. like are finding it difficult to find. partners. and mates and they're not and it's. becoming difficult i'm sure it's. happening in other places as well but.

some of those people are grabbing. weapons like that is something that some. of them do. they are. enraged i mean again all we heard after. 9 11 was like it's a bad idea for men in. the arab world to not be near any women. and to be in these cults and to you know. to be sexually frustrated and to be. [ __ ]. you know like indoctrinated and now you. start to see. that we have. a similar vibe going on with a lot of. guys in america. that for whatever reason are just like.

hey you know i'm having more fun with a. gun than a [ __ ] right it's not the only. no it's not. otherwise all these school shooters. would just be married men no and this. guy might have been uh this guy might. have been gay or trans or straight i. don't think it. truly matters there seems to be just a. wider issue yeah it really is there is. an issue where like i said like if you. show a p you can't even show a penis why. is there such a taboo about a penis you. can't show a vagina like why right. what's the big deal right but you can.

show murder. without well you could also show like. cuties in netflix doc you have young. girls twerking yeah so in america you. could get away with it if it's. pedophilia pedophile you're a murderer. people in america hate. appropriate age sex right you hate it. they don't like consensus they hate it. appropriate it's either you if it's. either violence or [ __ ] children. that's all that they can handle yes or a. big mac yes. yeah but appropriate age sex is just. grotesque yeah it's weird people in. america there's no taboo it's not fun.

it's our puritanical roots there's. something there a little bit yeah yeah. it really is and that's why the people. that rebel against it are like in san. francisco dressed up as leather dogs. being walked down the street alicia well. that's really not the answer either it's. just all a country of extremes. it's a country of extremes you go why. can't you just like why can't you have. regular sex. that's you know. somewhat irregular instead of just. having to dress up like a dog and be. walked down the street and pissed and. [ __ ] on and whipped and beaten to get.

hot i mean people can't get off now. unless a woman's being waterboarded. choked thrown down the stairs yeah i. mean you know you you're kicking her in. the face like sex now has gotten. incredibly violent just so people can. come and you wonder. yeah in france or any of these places. you will see people just [ __ ] but. america it's like people need to get. choked they need to have their head. through the wall it's just yeah it just. makes you real cynical about humanity. that. it's one of the few things we have that. is good for you to come right there's no. consequences right it's not like doing.

drugs whether you well now with roe v. wade there's gonna be some kind of. there's some conscience no there's gonna. be some consequences but i mean it's one. of those but it's also women what do you. have better to do than have the baby you. know what i mean like truly like the. reality is you think my mother didn't. want an abortion you don't think she. knew she had a fat gay cocaine addict. inside of her yeah here's the reality. i was born and she ignored me and took. me to wendy's and that's what you do as. a parent you just take your kid to. wendy's. um. you know so i mean.

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we're gonna wrap it up in a little bit. here but i think we've kind of solved it. i mean i think we solved it dude uh body. armor fashion lines we gotta arm up yeah. uh we gotta have these schools. completely armed everyone armed all the. time including the kids watching each. other taking all these factors into. account yeah and then you need uh. surveillance systems too you need. surveillance at all times yeah at all. times yeah and uh yeah and that'll keep. everyone free well at least it'll give. pedophiles some jobs while they're doing. some good why not watch the kids here's.

a crazy idea yeah pedophiles. outside the schools with guns. the pedophiles care about the kids. nobody loves them more pedophiles care. about the kids they can protect the. schools with guns nobody is going to. care for the world what about an army of. pedophiles around the school with guns i. love it. solved. give pedophiles guns yeah let them arm. the schools yeah and maybe uh we go back. to castles where there's like a boat. around it's not a bad idea to just have.

a like put schools in places. geographically that are harder to get to. so all the kids are in school you bring. the draw bridge up right lava i think. the honest answer is also like why have. schools when you could just send kids to. work houses and work. that's probably why this is happening. there was no shootings when there were. workhouses in london let's get these. kids back to work cleaning chimneys at. four. it's a it's a good idea yeah i mean. again folks this is you know it's a. you know. it's an issue but it's not that big of a. deal it's not it's not a big deal not as.

big of a deal as a lot of other things. yes there's a lot of other problems that. are a bigger deal what do ricky gervais. say there's whole kinds of what ricky. gervais say is a big big problem i don't. think it's a big you know listen people. are gonna die yeah and some of them are. gonna be young yeah. what are you gonna do there's nothing. are you gonna ban child death it's. really not as big of a deal as are you. gonna ban child death you can't ban. child death yeah and you know it's like. we we're all really more concerned about. what's gonna happen in this verdict with. johnny depp and amber hurt oh god.

what's a bigger deal what's the bigger. deal that's right what do people care. about more really yeah i think they care. more about that well it's more fun it's. more fun this is very depressing with. the kids and the the people always. getting shot it's very depressing yeah. it is fun a fake faked i needed i called. it i called it months ago i said we. needed a trial. to get us out of this i said. maybe kanye would like kill kim and pete. or something i said we needed a trial. yeah to get us out of the coven malays.

and it was deaf heard and i didn't even. know. uh amber heard breaks down on stan i'm. getting thousands of death threats and. here shed get more. um but you know i said we needed a trial. i was correct we absolutely need a trial. we need trials on every channel we need. uh prank shows on every channel yeah and. we need people inside please don't leave. your house ever yeah at all just watch. this new form of entertainment it's. great because it's like it's like soccer.

there's very few commercial breaks it. goes for 20 hours yeah this is the. longest trial that's great i mean this. shooting will be out of the news in an. hour. this won't even be relevant when it's. released on saturday in two days this. episode won't be there'll be another. shooting by then yeah but this depth. thing has gone on for as long as i can. remember i think it's six weeks i feel. like i've grown up with these people. yeah i care more about them than i do my. own family yeah and it's not even close. yes i care more about amber hurd and. johnny depp than these kids that got. shot because i've been with them longer.

it's just on more it's great yeah and i. mean it's just it's just what it is and. it's the only thing left really that. hasn't been done right it's like uh. trials yeah celebrities that are real. they're drug addicts they beat each. other up yeah for your entertainment and. you know what's fun about it they're. rich so there's butlers and maids and. nannies and assistants and like weird. types of things and there's coachella in. the hills in australia and we're in. we're in italy or whatever they're doing. and they're you know it's fun to hear.

about somebody getting beaten. in a nice area it's for once it's a good. it's a good time to be a body language. expert yeah they're really they're doing. real well they're doing real well. they're. providing a lot of commentary for this. yeah well i mean folks we've come up. with the solutions i don't know what you. want me to do i mean you know. unfortunately this is what happens you. can homeschool your kids and you can. shoot them yeah don't go out but it's. not just school so don't go outside well. you don't need to yeah with an instacart.

and postmates yeah you don't really need. no no truly now you don't need to go out. don't need to be outside you don't need. to if you go to a national park you get. abducted if you go to the grocery store. you make a shot in the face. you don't need to go outside there's. you have streaming services you have. people that are willing to brave the. elements to bring you nachos and they're. gonna get killed. so at the end of the day there's no real. reason you need to leave your house it's. not a big deal everything should be like. going to.

the airport there should be. checkpoints. and metal detectors every you shouldn't. nobody should have their shoes on ever. there's one safe place in america. there's one safe place in america. and it's austin. texas paradise so if you want to live in. a place where was this shooting how far. away from austin uh so it was 30 minutes. or 90 miles west of san antonio so. that's about three hours i guess okay. yeah yeah but now google austin shooting.

i bet yeah i bet nothing comes up let's. see no austin i bet nothing comes out. austin's just weird at news here it's. all gonna be. what happened here. man shot dead by officers after he. allegedly pointed a gun at people from. his truck. that was 17 hours ago and dead after. opening fire on officers from pickup. truck in southeast austin. this is the same thing. yeah teen arrested after shooting death. in south austin parking lot outside la. fitness that was three days ago half of.

deadliest u.s shootings were in texas oh. it's weird it's really great you know. it's weird when you go. it's not a great. it's not great it's weird when you go to. like the uh the. the uh very like liberal i guess as far. as right gun gun laws go like you can. meaning you can have a gun you go to. those places but they have signs at all. the places where you go that's don't. bring your gun in here right you're like. wait a second i thought i was in north. carolina what do you mean i can't bring.

my gun to the opera right. why can i not have my gun at the. opponent. you notice that all the stores have. places uh you no guns no guns you're. like dude aren't we in north what's the. point yeah of having the gun if i can't. bring it inside well here's the deal i. mean we've been a bunch of buffoons and. goofballs but my suggestion to everyone. with children is to just [ __ ] not get. so attached. my name is tim dillon this special the. special that we're talking about is.

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understand i should have a fiefdom but. it's probably people are like don't you. unders patreon's enough why do you even. have ads that go because we want more. than less money it's america also dummy. if i there would be no ads like for. example there would never have been ads. and they won't give i won't have ads and. i won't do any of the ads like if i. don't do them the way they want me to do. them i just won't have them right. every now and then a company will let us. do a funny ad yeah yeah now the the. problem is i've explained to these.

companies that funny ads are actually. better because they're longer and people. don't skip them and they actually buy. the product. but the problem is a lot of companies. now are getting a little upset. at some of these funny ads you know. what do you want me to i don't know what. to do but these products are still great. what do we have the watch and the the. underwear the underwear on it we have. athletic greens i mean uh you're not. gonna buy on it. these are great companies.

on it was a supplement company started. by popular podcaster mark maron. these are great companies and i'm. telling you right now if you miss out on. a box of awesome are they still with us. they're still with us yeah yeah. if you miss out on a box of awesome. which is they'll give you a little. wooden box with a uh you know like a. pipe and a couple of sticks of dynamite. if you miss out on that. your fault your problem. giannis are you promoting anything where. are you gonna be tell them where to find.

you god help the special please just go. watch watch this goddamn special you're. gonna love it it's a good hour the the. people who seem to really like it people. are enjoying it people the people want. it yeah so just go watch that listen to. my podcast people wanted long days with. giannis pappas we're putting all the. links in the description. it'll be out this uh saturday janice bob. is on twitter science journalist hee haw. long day's podcast go watch his special.

uh. as always we have a patreon right now. with uh out right now with sal. from the impractical jokers which is. funny and um. [Music]. what else we got cooking what else are. you what are you doing now oh you're. you're on the road ugh you have dates to. perform i have two dates i i have uh if. you haven't seen me i'm uh. friday saturday and sunday i'm at the. funny boat in richmond virginia god help. me god help me and uh two shows friday. two shows saturday one show sunday i.

mean who's buying tickets to this i. think that's it's memorial day but. anyway comment will be great. six into the 18 san jose absolute last. dates probably like had less headlining. dates for like six months uh minimum. probably and then uh i'll be just doing. spots out there but you know. get it while the getting is good folks i. don't know what to tell you oh i got one. um if you listen to this i'm saturday. this shot. in uh i'm in uh newport rhode island at. the jane pickens. go fly to see me in richmond.

jane pickett's theater may 28th newport. rhode island part of the rogue island. comedy festival doug key great guy. september 9th through 10th uncle. vinnie's in port well that's a little. bit out isn't this out there i'm taking. a little time off i gotta write a new. act you gotta write a new act and you. have a child i have a child and you need. to train i need to train her in military. tactical defense yeah and she's greek. she'll take to it she'll take to it very. well she'll take to it she'll have a. ar15 and a full beard when she's five. absolutely it's her gonna be her.

two-year-old uh birthday present. good night everyone and good luck.