#298 - Puerto Rican Papi | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show uh late may getting ready. for the summer. one of my favorite people the guy who. told me to start a podcast this is a. fact. yeah. what you are. what is his what is the name louis gomez. louis j gomez. i always have to say louis gomez i know. why is it so important to jay uh well i. mean look at this point it's not really. important not for you. if i didn't correct you it would be.

right it would be weird it's the whole. thing it's out there yeah i just. paula tompkins if you call paul. thompkins if. he'll never be on this show. that'll never ever come up in my life i. understand his paul f hopkins on this. show yeah i uh no it doesn't really you. know what it is honestly why i use the j. truthfully. it's because when i was a child and i. was practicing my autograph. the loops of your signature yeah yeah my. order. i love that you call it an honor it was.

no but i wasn't practicing my signature. i was practicing an autograph that you. were going to one day give to people. yeah i was going to one day which is a. weird thing because nobody asks for. autographs i mean nobody wants an. autograph but the j looked so good the. lewis it does. my instagram handle is tim j dylan. there's something about a j that's nice. it's it it puts that stop between the. two words donald j trump donald j trump. louis j gomez tim and i get it. we're we're talking about a lot of. things obviously the economy is a horror. yeah and you have a child.

you know how much things cost food yeah. i try i try not to pay attention of. course genuinely genuinely yeah you just. don't pay attention i don't. if i i like that i'll drive myself. [ __ ] crazy dude yeah gas prices if if. my life was dictated where i was walking. around going dude. these [ __ ] gas problems. yeah. look it sucks and i know it drives the. price up of everything right but at the. same time like that's not the game i'm. playing i'm not i'm not driving down the. gas prices right so what's the point.

about carrying it's a great point you. can't affect it yeah but it's just a. truism it's out there yeah it's out. there it's tough of course. i only you know you play your cards. that's what i say. i agree yeah you got you got to do what. you can do out there but you're also you. have a business you you're doing well. i'm doing all right there's a lot i'm. not doing [ __ ] tim dillon well yes. you are no i'm not. tim you know what tim did yesterday he. goes yes. he i'm in his apartment and he goes i. was like i'm gonna go buy a car.

and i'm like all right that's cool. and i was telling about how big j has a. jeep yeah i was like a jeep's actually. like under the radar like a really dope. wrangler so then he was like yeah i'm. gonna get a jeep yeah and i was like. really i was like i was surprised it was. yeah i was like yeah good for the money. i like it yes and then he came back two. hours later to bring me to the gym yeah. in a [ __ ]. bentley bentley flying spur you know. like i got the drinking a jeep he's got. a [ __ ] jeep i left the apartment. thinking about getting a jeep.

i did and but here's the reality. you know i didn't end up getting the g i. had not slept here's a fair point yeah i. had not slept in 48 hours i was all. [ __ ] up from australia from the jet. lag yeah when i got back and i told him. i gave him a whole big speech. about financial responsibility the night. before about how you have to save your. money things don't last forever and. eventually we're probably gonna have to. live in a state like florida you know. because it's less expensive to own. property and the taxes are better and i.

said we just got to be smart about our. money of course i gave him a real big. speed and the next day i bought a. bentley bentley and yeah i've always. wanted this. rolled off the lot 30 000 just melts off. of it immediately well sure that's yeah. of course but here's the other thing. um. those cars do have a resale. a decent resale yeah because. there's always going to be somebody that. wants that car. it's not gonna be as much it's i you.

know what's fun it's just a car that i. would never i would never get that car. it's incredible it's beautiful right. yeah but i just feel like if i were to. get that car i would also need a driver. like ben should be driving you around. hey by the way by the way agreed yeah it. really should be yeah. hey hey hey hey. zero argument for me. zero argument for me. uh in that in that thing well then we're. in such different worlds right like he. pulled in. i thought we're going i thought we were. going to his apartment before we were.

going to lunch yesterday yeah and he. pulls him to the beverly hills hotel. yeah and i sort of take my bags out of. the back thinking he's like i don't live. here you [ __ ] idiot yeah yeah i was. like no no. well it's it's a um. we've been lucky because. we have a friend who has a really really. big podcast and he's had me on a bunch. and he's the most influential podcaster. in the world his name is tony inch club. and by doing that show so many times i. was exposed to lots of people yeah and i. was able to get it get a a a big group.

of people listening so we're we're happy. about that um i also don't have kids i'm. not gonna have kids i don't have a. family. it allows me to kind of misbehave. for you to buy a bentley instead of. funding your kids college is criminal. right criminal of course but that's the. freedom. you know you you know you do those. things yeah. because you know you feel [ __ ] good. and that's nice fuels.

something else that is harder yeah you. know so it's like if you want to [ __ ]. have a bentley you're not you're not. going backwards now tim no and that is. an investment into your own self-belief. and your own sort of way of doing things. and. i look at spending money as an. investment i i take stupid vacations you. know i try to have nice things you know. right um i just i'm classless. so when i say nice things like i got an. inflatable hot tub and i'm like dude i'm. [ __ ] killing it right right right. right i'm not uh you have nice things. people would get with marlborough miles.

you know what i mean like nice things. that would come out of a cigarette. catalog. you'll get you know like. a marlborough leather jacket. though you'll get a tent one of those. red tents they used to have there's. nothing wrong with it it's beautiful. these are beautiful things dude i would. look at the marble miles catalog in awe. being like wow dude yeah all of these. things you could get none of it matters. the only thing that matters is uh. friends and family yeah. now.

here's the difference though it is a it. is all of these things are inherently. dumb. anything you buy is kind of stupid but. it makes you feel good and it's it's a. nice thing yeah and and that's all it is. right i mean they're not they don't. change your life but they give you maybe. a little bit of joy in a you know world. where you need uh every now and then you. need a little joy i think you and. worthwhile investments are your home. your car right you know wherever you're. spending a lot of time to yourself.

thinking quote unquote meditating we. don't [ __ ] meditate anymore but right. when you're driving you can't really be. texting i mean i do right you know sure. um but when you when you're driving like. you you're alone with your thoughts you. listen to music but you start thinking. through your life and all that [ __ ] and. if you're in a [ __ ] shitty car you're. gonna just feel like [ __ ] in my opinion. yes i think it's i've been in a shitty. car i used to drive a oldsmobile 88 not. even a year that's the type of car. and you it would literally like when i. when i would press the brake too hard. the car would shut off yeah like i i.

i've been in mitsubishi a lot i've been. in all pieces. i just i would just buy. for years yeah the cheapest car at the. used car dealership like not like a used. car dealership like like a certified. pre-owned toyota talking about like a. guy. who and this one. is certified pre-owned this is a. certified pre-owned bentley good 2018. it's not brand new you don't have to. tell people that well but here's the. reality it's no different than a 2021. but or 2022 but people ask my friends. can you look up the differences between.

the 2022 and the 2018. there's very few. there's going to be a handful of them. but there's not that many what were you. saying definitely not a high-tech car. meaning like. it doesn't have like the runner lights. like when you get into bentley it. doesn't you know it's not like a new. beamer or a mercedes right where they. have the pink and purple designed by a. puerto rican yeah it looks kind of. ethnic. it looks a little ethnic. um you know the reality is this is more. of an english gentleman's car it doesn't. it doesn't have a horn that goes beep. and it didn't idiot yeah right right.

yeah this isn't a you know. so. there's my new my audi like literally. half the technology is being able to. change the lighting panels and. everything right. some people like when they get in a car. to for it to be lit up and to feel like. a you know some type of carnival yeah. because that's where they work or that's. where they they're good family memories. are going to a free carnival it's a. simple way. yeah they're treating they're treating. people like morons they're going you.

like flashing lights don't you yeah and. we do yeah i love it for sure i mean. there's nothing there's nothing if i. want to if i was i could match my. lighting scheme to my outfits yeah they. sold it to me that way they looked at me. when they they're like that this. portrait guy is going to love this. feature right and they said they're like. you can match the lighting scheme every. day to whatever outfit you're wearing. and i was like what the [ __ ] is wrong. yeah i mean it's that's such a so the. new one is going to probably i don't. even know these d what these differences. are i mean they both have a v8 engine.

right yeah i have a sport i have a sport. package which they don't even make. anymore which is faster my engines might. be even better. and this is the uh this is the uh 2018. right here. four liter v8 the same [ __ ] yeah same. [ __ ] i mean. you know and again if you look go to the. interior of the 2020 i mean by the way. is this not a relatable segment this is. like the least relatable of the 20 i. mean there are people i have people. watching this overdosing on heroin right. now. but if you look at it look at it yeah go. to the next one ben go to the right.

right can i tell you why it's relatable. yeah yeah tell me why because they. [ __ ] oh they watched you dude i. remember yeah i remember tim once a. month would ask me for an advance on his. i would 600 a month podcast payout i. would and like the 27th would hit and. yeah he's like dude i need the money i. need i need it in cash i know and you'd. give it to me. and that would upload a photo an hour. later at a steakhouse. [ __ ] wood. but it's 75.

it's inspiring for people to watch you. this is why people like you that is. [ __ ] relatable it's like you're not. yeah you're not [ __ ] gifted anything. dude you've been hustling and grinding. for a while yeah no i've been it's 12. years yeah it's a long time it's a. really long time i think people see it. like this. best years of my life are over and they. were poor yeah like the vast majority of. my life i would have rather have this. money at 21 yeah because you have more. energy it's more it's cooler that's why. the la peop now obviously i have more. perspective now and blah blah blah but. the l.a life that these tick tockers.

live is what's supposed to happen you. get famous at 18. you're famous until you're 25 and then. you die 27 or 28. and because it doesn't get better. and you did it and you were famous at. the best time to be famous you didn't. work for it you didn't know what it was. you had no now we have perspective. it's you know but there's something nice. about just getting a whole bunch of [ __ ]. you don't even know why you have it yeah. and all of it's just fun i i don't even. understand how i got laid when i was in. my twenties i was so poor yeah and dirty.

yeah my body right was dirty what were. you doing as for worse selling comedy. club tickets right when i first started. in comedy i was selling comedy club. tickets yeah and then um. i mean i would just [ __ ] be out there. like i was a street kid dude i was like. just a [ __ ] like we'd smoke blunts. and stairwells and drink 40s on stoops. and. and there'd be like women that i'd hook. up and like i think back now i'm like. how would any woman ever. like yeah i'm like a shitty comedian. like just not like like how do you like.

how do you how does a woman spread her. legs for an unfunny comedian that's a. crazy thing he's trying to be funny many. of them do it's a crazy by the way many. of them have big houses with unfunny. comedians and live very well oh i'm very. sure they do very well yeah we were. talking about um. people that don't have money that want. to go on vacation and we wanted to give. a. kind of a. uh. guide to people that don't have a lot. that need to take their kids somewhere.

because it's my belief that. you got to go on a summer vacation even. if. you don't leave your town. like some people don't want to stay. that's terrible it's sad that's garbage. it's very hard you shouldn't do that. have you but you you've even seen that i. was uh yeah i see that all the time but. i was in could we go on the road a lot. so we're in hotels and you'll just see. uh this happened last weekend in. providence there's a family in the pool. and i'm like in my mind i'm going like. why would anybody visit providence right. and then they were like oh we're from.

newport we're like 40 minutes away from. here we just like did a staycation. i look at this poor little. three-year-old and i wanted to kidnap. him and just release him into the. parking lot that would be a better one. nicer area so it's weird that they went. to providence so what's going on is like. the dad's into something weird or the. mom is there's no reason you go from. newport to providence for staycation. something's going on they wanted the. pool. that was it there's pools in newport i. don't know something's up they wanted to. get out of town i don't know but it was. it was i felt so bad. i think about that all the time i'll be.

at like. yeah a gig in atlantic city and you'll. see a family. it's tough it's [ __ ] brutal dude and. you see a family just at a shitty hotel. and it's usually like an indoor pool it. smells bad i might do that with my. family as like a joke like i might i. might bring my whole family to atlantic. city. to be funny as a bit as like a bit yeah. like we're all in on and we're gonna. like you know yeah and then just bring. them and go here's uh welcome to the i. mean i did that when i was a kid so my. friend rocky who uh ended up being gay.

he tried to suck my dick when we were. like in the sixth grade so i always knew. he was playing with barbies when he was. a kid yeah real uh you know real tim. dillon yeah what's he up to now uh he. sells real estate does he do well i. don't know uh but i stay in touch here. and there you know but he [ __ ] uh now. he's very very out but his family. we were so poor right i thought his. family was rich right. his family lived in like a nice trailer. a. nice a particularly nice trail.

that's how rough it was yeah it was i. [ __ ] you not dude and they would take me. on their family vacations and i'm like. wow dude we go to bali's in atlantic. city yeah. his dad's just throwing bones at valleys. you're like ah it's your fresh prince of. bel-air yes and the guy you're you're. driving in a trailer to balance this was. i i mean yeah dude i think back it's so. funny how poor this family was yeah and. how i and they looked down their nose at. me like i remember feeling like i was. like i.

i grew up we didn't have a ton of money. yeah like i had an in i had a backyard. pool it was an in-ground pool but it was. six feet so when you dove into it you. had to dive out like you couldn't dive. down yeah and a lot of my friends had. the eight foot ten foot pool twelve foot. pool was much larger when you when you. were to jump in you could dive straight. down so when you but when you. when you're up in the air and you. realize i can't dive straight down i. have to dive out to me that's what. poverty is that's important the thought. the thought of how deep is the pool is.

poverty to me because a big pool where. you don't even worry about how deep it. is because it just is deep. we have you just it that to me is we use. or so our landlord. when we were kids. mary leone. she was this [ __ ] old white lady. she's still around no she's very dead. but long dead but her. her. niece and nep or i guess her grandkids. right they were like these kids they. were like you know they just had like. the fun toys but once again these people. were all trashed none of these people.

were rich like no none of them but they. had like a an in-ground pool but there. was like algae in it it just wasn't yeah. that's a [ __ ] garbage ass family. and uh i remember they would just like. be in the pool they would invite us in. sometimes but literally one of the. biggest like cringy things in my life i. think back is just one time i was like. standing in the pool wanting them to. invite me in right and like just staring. and i think i was like i want to go back. in time and just [ __ ]. tell yourself don't do that what are you. [ __ ] doing dude have some pride the. [ __ ] is wrong with you.

go get your own pool right yeah yeah. where where. would you and your family go on a trip. did you ever take a vacation my mom. would take us they now i i remember. and this was she was a little she did. drugs my mom was a heroin addict a. prostitute and a prostitute and i knew. this i knew my mom was a prostitute for. as long as i remember because i remember. my. there was like this old guy who was my. sister's godfather actually and i caught. them like naked in bed together. and i remember even at like three or.

four years old just thinking i was like. well she's not [ __ ] him for pleasure. i was like she's being paid for this and. i just sort of connected the dots even. as a young child young child i i just. knew i i sort of it was you know i just. knew that's what it was. yeah were you proud a little bit. yeah. i was collecting i was collecting a. commission it is no it's to me i got her. the gig dude to me there's something. about that that is a little bit you go. hey mom is. really working. mommy's.

working no. no i didn't i think i sort of blocked it. from my memory for a while yeah like i i. didn't like but i think back now i just. remember having the thought that this is. for [ __ ] money. um so yeah my mom was [ __ ] trash so. we were just really really poor you know. she wasn't she wasn't a high-end. prostitute either like right honestly if. you're a host by the way you don't need. to say that well that's crazy though i. appreciate that you. you don't need to say i love that you. have to you go just in case anyone out. there was wondering uh my mother.

she was not hired she was an attractive. woman in fact if you go on my own oh. she's afraid you know high-end. prostitutes not only attractive it's. like it's a whole thing. no they gotta be kind of they're hot. well they gotta be hot first and. foremost they gotta be hot all right go. to my instagram right now you gotta have. the money to travel grandmother's day. okay go down right to the right that's. my mom with the red hair okay right here. okay right here my mom. cleaned up. no she's pretty she's a pretty woman she. cleaned up yeah okay that's my sister.

right there. now. she would not be able to try it look at. you and your sister this is what i think. and i say to myself. god bless this woman because i would. have abandoned you kids. instead of [ __ ] like instead of [ __ ]. to feed you too which by the way you're. clearly fed. [Laughter]. i would have abandoned you too. immediately like at a truck stop. new jersey no but good for her she i. mean i respect one another what a sad. family photo. one growing up one of my women that i.

looked up to was a prostitute my. friend's mother and she would explain to. us how she was always a prostitute she. was still kind of a prostitute and she. took all that money and invested it in. stocks and knew all about the market and. she was very interesting. oh yeah that's crazy yeah my mom didn't. do any of that my mom bought heroin with. it yeah and i think when she was hard up. for heroin i think her prices would drop. dramatically right yeah then it was just. kind of a but she would be a 300 an hour. hooker right did you mid-range did she. ever admit it to you.

no we never got there you never broached. it never never got there she uh were. there men coming and going or would you. well that's what this we're paying her. for. but would you notice like different guys. around no so this is when this is. when i was really young i don't think. she was hooking when i was like at an. age where i really had memories of it. gotcha so i was like three or four well. that was nice of her yeah you know she. ended up you know becoming a hairdresser. which is actually. i have less respect for hairdressers.

oh much less i mean but here's what's. nice about her. she didn't sell you or your sister some. prostitutes like you know. you know what i mean yeah i mean in. fairness to her was a hard sell that. would have been a tough salary you and. your sister i mean that would have been. a very rough. laggy you got to be in the bull if. you're into both of us that's a lot well. you got to be a pedophile and kind of. blind be into fat cholos yeah you got to. be you got to have a fat solo fetish as. a pedophile. like imagine are there those pedophiles. that go to epstein's island and they're.

like yeah i know you got all these thin. you know white kids but like i want fat. cholesterol fat mexican kids not hot. eastern europe i want gathering of the. juggalos. solos. like yeah so we our vacations that i. remember we would go to seaside heights. in new jersey. and i just right i remember because it's. nice because it's the beach and she. could score she could probably josh. could probably just find heroin on the. beach right so yeah um and what would.

that entail she said hacks would you get. a room somewhere i think we would get. she called it a cabin. but i okay what i remember it as was. like a shed and there was like one. building that's almost like a shed with. a couple beds yeah you could enter in on. either side right very very vague. memories of these seaside heights. probably like 15 bucks a night something. like that right something really really. [ __ ] cheap when you say enter on. either side i'm thinking like public. restroom kind of yeah like that i. my memories were like there was like.

three bathrooms there were no beds and. you could enter on either side and there. were hand dryers on each side of the. wall to dry your hands. and she would set up. a bag sleeping bag for me and my sister. on the floor of this so you would stay. for two nights a night probably. something like that two nights i i don't. even remember. audit semi-annual sale is here featuring. the lowest price of the year on our most. popular supplements food equipment and. more for two weeks only all of our. products will be on sale at huge. discounts save 25 off supplements like. alpha brain the memory and focus.

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specified that this is the best this is. the top of the line top of the line. vacation my mother ever took us on. hartford connecticut oh my god. wrestlemania 11. now it was cool that's. kind of cool because it was not bad that. was actually not we were a massive pro. wrestling fan give it up for hey. give it up for this [ __ ] she she did it. was the one [ __ ] thing she really she. spent the money like you know i think at. the time the tickets were probably 75. bucks a pop which is a lot of money yeah. a lot of them now that's [ __ ] cool as.

far as like you know 20 rows back maybe. you saw us on camera where like along. the gate you know you and your sister me. and my sister it was the best time ever. they did they do a fan festival that's. actually all the wrestlers now i feel. bad no don't feel bad but very. influential if you look at the fan the. wrestlemania fan festival if you what we. do with skank fest like that was like. one of the best memories the. wrestlemania fans festival you show up. and it's not just [ __ ] like. autographs they have a lot of. interactive [ __ ] you know you're like. you know you're you're you're meeting. the wrestlers you do meet and greets and. [ __ ] but they're like doing [ __ ].

other things it's like shows have no. it's hilarious stan hope goes on rogan. and brings up how cool skank fest is. ridiculous and then rogen just shuts it. down immediately and goes you should do. your own fest. and he's trying to like have a nice. pitch. it's a nice pitch. he's like i did this festival it's just. the greatest thing ever yeah rogan's. like he's like he was like oh yeah he's. like that's really probably because the. comedy scene down in houston is great. it's like there's nothing to do with the. comedy scene yeah it's [ __ ] houston. it's nothing we booked three comics from.

houston we brought the [ __ ] greatest. comics from the world mostly from new. york city to houston and [ __ ] did the. most unique fun interactive craziest. comedy festival ever yeah but doug stand. up should just steal the idea yeah. you should just take it. joe's like you should do your own the. same guy who assaulted carlos mancia for. stealing a shitty.

was just like steal it do you wrong. well it's not stealing you just said do. your own fast i think no i i think he's. a little disconnected from what. skankfest is i think he thinks like. that's what bert's still by the way i. hope he's just he's got he's worth. hundreds of millions of dollars i hope. he's disconnected from it yeah but i. mean like bert you know bert's doing his. own festival it's not the same thing. though right it's not there's there's. nothing like scanning first you got to. go and see it and know what it is in. order to [ __ ] and now what is what. would you say the difference with. skankfest is it's if people get raised.

it's a part well yeah well they don't. tell yeah it's a party here's the thing. that's great. the [ __ ] whatever they call it the idea. that's what is the joke festival here's. what i will say about skankfest it is an. immersive experience meaning that it is. three days. it involves not only going to see. stand-up but you have like other events. that comedians go to and will be at and. you can like mix with live podcast is. fighting pro wrestling there's [ __ ]. just there's mechanical bulls and. [ __ ] games and. beer pong tournaments and.

it's stupid it's a fun thing it's a fun. thing it's a woodstock for people that. like podcasts it's the best podcast fans. in the world best comedy fans of the. world they they they love comedy they. love every time i've done a show it's. gang fest it's always been great and. every time we've done a live podcast. it's gang fast yeah it's always been. great can we see it we're gonna do. bastard radio yeah it'll be fine i'm. forcing you it'll be fun no i'm doing it. i told you i would do it right now. absolutely we'll do it me and the great. nick mullen uh i think we're gonna do a. state of the industry address as bastard. radio the biggest topics from the year.

we're going to break down. i just want to cover please. if we do a state of the industry address. we've got to carve out gringo poppy who. does what i want to do la i want to do. the region no no i want to do the state. of the la podcasting. as part of the as part of the state of. the industry addresses skankfest yeah. you and nick can do everything else yeah. everything else that's yours. you guys cover all of new york. television and film every podcast in the. world other than and you could also. comment on the state of the la.

podcasting of course of course but i. would like to delete it my. expertise i just want to do the state of. the la podcast scene the great enduring. scene that will never die can we and. it'll be called the la podcasting the. scene that will never die and it will. have the photos of the people who are. currently in prison. [Laughter]. tim can we play word association la. comic scene sure all right ready. you gotta just fire it off don't be a. [ __ ] whitney cummings. drugs. bobby lee. korean.

i mean it's the first thing that comes. to mind ryan cowan. ruffia. gringo poppy. kind of brilliant. kind of brilliantly. brilliantly funny in a way that no. comedy special has ever been. because it's it's mysterious in a way. because you're looking at it and you're. going like there's a lot of choices made. and you don't know why those choices. were made of course. of course yeah the comedy store uh.

fine. that's it i can't name another word i. mean that's you know yeah. well here's what's amazing about the. gringo poppy. this is what's truly amazing about it. okay. you're watching it. and you're in kind of it's it's. you're in a little bit of disbelief. because it is. i i wonder and i know he's trying to get. good at stand up and i respect the hell.

out of that the question is did it have. to be a special. no. that's the real question no. no it didn't yeah yeah and i'm not one. of these guys who like that's not that's. on brett that's not [ __ ] he's a nice guy. and i know he's trying to be you know. like but the question is with that. particular thing you go did that have to. be i said this on real-life podcast he. should have friends going because here's. the thing he is a charming dude right. yes um and he i think. i don't know at all you know but i think. there's probably something he's probably. a funny he probably makes his friends. laugh right yeah i think that he's.

really great at podcasting on that. specific show for that audience yeah. which they want mma there's an audience. of people in america that want what he. does and he does it for them i am not. that audience of course but that's fair. but that's fair and here's the thing. yeah we we all go out because i don't. care about you everyone stinks at comedy. for the first five ten years twenty. thirty years there's a [ __ ] minimum. of five that's so if you get good and. start getting [ __ ] under five five.

that's like fast that's rare that's fast. one of the michael j like who's my best. friend and he's one of the people we're. talking about guys that like they got. like it's rare very rare yeah very rare. and you see it and you're like god damn. dude those guys got good and they got. good yes and they started getting things. i was pretty rare i got pretty good. pretty quickly but. again i didn't really pop until i. started doing this yeah of course that. was what i needed to do so but that's. the thing that's like the stand-up is. kind of gay. when we came up you stand up's kind of. gay and dumb yeah let's be honest it's.

when i watch brendan do that. it's like i i i go here's a big tough. guy. who i should just see in a ferrari and. he should be able to rip people's faces. off with his catcher mid hands and i see. him running around the stage going oh. i go you're gay now you've become gay. you were you why are you gay he was. a [ __ ] knight.

and you go what why. what is this disease of god maybe they. should come out next week what is it. you're six foot. you're six foot six you're an adonis you. could beat up 99 of the people who look. forward [ __ ] women and you don't have to. [ __ ] these skanks at the comedy.

and instead he's fully gay. on stage in dallas in front of 45 people. being like. it's just. it's puzzling. it's uh yeah you don't need it when you. don't need it but that's the thing like. um. you know i i don't i i feel i feel bad. [ __ ] on his comedy because i don't. [ __ ] on people's comedy no no no me. saying you shouldn't be a comedian is. the highest respect i can pay you.

if if i look at you and go you shouldn't. really do comedy it's me going. you are better than this i truly believe. he's like better than this yeah we all. know until you start to do this this was. nobody's a plan nobody no i was in a. little kid being like dude i want to. [ __ ] dance like a monkey for. strangers right and and pray to god that. they like me and that they react to my. words in a club yes or i won't feel. anything that's right that's crazy. that's a [ __ ] that's pathetic really. honestly if if aliens came down and.

watched us doing comedy it's gay making. these songs i don't even mean gay like. having sex with men i mean like it's. just cringe yeah a little yeah it's a. little bit i feel embarrassed that i. need the validation of strangers and. others should too and even though we. make people happy it comes from the need. and i just feel like knowing that. i would give up your happiness. for my happiness so everyone knows their. happiness is inconsequential in this. means nothing like what people say to me. they're like your podcast got me through.

the quarantine i'm like you have no idea. what it's done for me. i'm like i'm glad it's helped you and it. makes me feel good that's helped them. but i liked you. being honest your mom died. yeah i'm like i'm glad it helped you but. it really helped me. you know dude i'm [ __ ] having a weird. [ __ ] muscle spasm in my stomach. why because i did sit ups for the first. time ever. oh not ever like yesterday but but my. point is that when i tell somebody hey. stan it may not be for you it's not it. doesn't it's not an egg no it's not and.

uh yeah whatever you just don't need to. put out specials david tell puts out a. special every eight years and he's one. of the greatest of all time why is. brandon shaw putting out two spells i. don't even love the special that i just. shot and it's coming out because here's. the deal it's like it's i wrote the. material two years ago you saw the jokes. two years ago at vinnie brandt's stress. factory but my whole thing is i want to. do it live as much as i can so by the. time the special comes out a lot of it's. topical it's relevant i don't love it i. don't i didn't love the audience. it is what it is but you know i.

i whatever people want to do with their. lives they can do yeah that's worse we. live in america more power to them yeah. we live in america more power to them. yeah for sure um um. do do you think brennan shopping on. vacation. someone nice probably somewhere nice. probably somewhere nice everybody's. trying to steal your information. companies governments that's why you. need expressvpn every time you connect. to an unencrypted network cafes hotels. airports any hacker on the same network. can gain access to your personal data. passwords financial details it doesn't.

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place called the enchanted forest my. parents took me there i'm almost. positive they were trying to sell me to. human traffickers is this uh yeah i. think a renaissance type fair uh. it's ah where is it ben yeah this says. it's in oregon but are you talking about. no you went to germany no it's like in. like [ __ ] it's in like upstate new york. and it was by canada maybe it's in. upstate new york and it was like this. weird place that they i'm i'm pretty. sure they were trying to sell me. enchanted force waters yeah it's yeah an. old forge yeah yeah old forge this place.

okay the enchanted fog it's like a water. park. that's probably pretty cool though. yeah they got this guy. paul bunyan. it was like one of those things where i. think they thought it was going to be. good like that's the other thing. you know it sucks when like the coolest. characters they have are like old. yeah it's like humpty dumpty like they. couldn't afford they couldn't get. anybody [ __ ] like sesame places yeah. no and i we'd do that we went to hershey. park we went to sesame place.

uh we went to. uh my dad when they got divorced my dad. took me to cool places because i want. like because then it was like okay i. don't have to deal with your mother yeah. well that's going on now and then it's. also yeah you know here's what happens. when you're divorced that cause i'm like. yeah you know me and my my son's mother. we co-parent and i do a father's day. trip with him every year yeah and i just. let him spin the globe that's right. point wherever he wants to go wherever. he wants to go whoa look he's stupid. he's nine he's a child right and he. can't spend that much yeah i can i can.

[ __ ] sort of. goad him into what if he spins a globe. and he's like i want to go to sierra. leone. i want to go to diamond to find blood. diamonds. but my dad would take me to nice places. because my mother wasn't involved well. he wants to say he wants it's a [ __ ] you. to the mom oh i want my son. when he grows up to be able to tell his. mother like i went to all these places. without you i went to [ __ ] rome this. summer because my dad took me to a great. kids trip and i told i told louis is.

australia. because it's just too far but it's a. great kid's trip because the animals all. that stuff the zoos it's a very cool. trip you know it's very cool uh it's. just a lot to do 20 hours on a flight. with a kid it's too much. yes a little bit older i'll do it with. him for sure he's a mature kid too yeah. yeah we're going to rome this uh this. summer that's amazing yeah my parents. never took me i mean we took one trip to. europe when i was five that my. grandfather paid for and the whole. family went and i was so sick the doctor.

goes don't put him on a plane and my. mother father went well we're going to. europe so he's going. [Music]. there's literally a photo of me on. instagram a long time ago where i'm. literally like a sick four-year-old on a. cross you know going overseas to europe. yeah that's crazy yeah. i didn't fly until i was. 19. yeah 19 was the first time i was on. a flight i went to fort lauderdale. florida yeah with my girlfriend yeah. like a you know they regret it was her. graduation trip i graduated the year. before right um it was my girl and then.

the uh lead singer of coheed in cambria. oh was dating my girlfriend's best. friend so he was on this trip as well oh. and she's just no coed and cambrie i've. heard of them it's like a gay emoji. they do okay right they're great they're. really talented they're like like very. progressive almost like a new age rush. okay they're [ __ ]. yeah but yeah i don't care yeah they. were cool but well good yeah that was my. first time on a flight it's difficult uh. night right now with. with the. you know.

a lot of families are having a tough. time. taking their kids. you know. places yeah and. that. i think can be alleviated a little bit. by trying to figure out like where did. let's look up where you went you went to. a place okay so uh people confused port. aransas and south padre island south. padre is actually nice and people give. me a lot of [ __ ] for saying south padres. no it's not first of all it's not nice i. don't think it is [ __ ] or animals shut. the [ __ ] up yeah because this is there's. nine nice places in the country the.

hamptons malibu beverly hills palm beach. jackson hall aspen there's like 10. places that are [ __ ] nice and florida. parts of it so the place i went actually. yeah porter ransas yeah this shit's all. f everything you guys are naming is. fancy as [ __ ] to me yes like i i you. know. we shouldn't go on vacations we didn't. go to sleep by the way they're making. this look better in the things they do. this all the time they light in the. water they make it look a certain type. of blue and then you get there and it's. not that. but that's what it is and then that's.

what it ends up being so that's what it. is. that's what it is. that's what it is and then ben would go. there with his family they stayed like a. motel and uh they'd eat like what would. you eat like imitation crab yeah eat. like fake crab. and and that's rough. i never had it that bad like other than. my mother was a schizophrenic and my fam. i had a very loveless. a family of people who hated each other. and i had the gay thing where you had to. stay i see keep who you are secretive.

and i was a drug addict but i we never. were there was there anybody. was there anybody who found out you were. gay before you came out and you're like. dude you gotta [ __ ] keep this under. wraps a few people i sucked off had. suspicions. they were suspicious but they didn't. they didn't go um no yeah i mean there. are people that thought so but nobody. like found out like to find out you'd. have to have like proof yeah i didn't i. didn't believe you were gay for like a. year yeah. he's not gay no i mean it's still very.

much people don't believe it but it's. only because they don't know people. like if you meet people you meet gay. people that are not like what you see on. tv well i think that's an act very often. it's performative very old some of it is. but some guys are just very effeminate. but then some guys take it to the next. level well they lean into it they don't. know there's a choice at one point all. black like gangsters if you're really. black you're leaning into it yeah like. if you're real you know what i mean i. watch well i watch people i watch like. uh you know people that lean in dude i. i watch. i watch some of my black friends and.

they. they i watch them write like in ebonics. yeah on like social media yeah and i'm. like i know you have auto correct you. have to go through so much trouble. [Laughter]. to write that way yeah why would you. spend the time it's so much more effort. to [ __ ] it's that identity yeah it's. an identity and you lean in. what's interesting about you is you're. you're a puerto rican white supremacist. you know as you say in the press. i'm a truth teller right. but what's interesting about you is you.

and me. bond in this way that we're we we that. stuff's gross to us when the identity. politics gets like we're not ashamed of. who we are we don't we don't hide any of. it. uh yes i pretend to have a wife and yes. you tell people you're italian. [Laughter]. no but we don't there's something about. us we just we're not into the group. thing no we're not also don't get it. done yeah social media is training. people to. you know put themselves out there in a. certain way right and you and i both.

yeah right i think we recognize. number one what's funnier but yes what's. better what's more relatable to sort of. like really be much more real versions. of ourselves you get a very real version. of me and a very real version of you on. these shows right right i think you know. a lot of other people they're very. protected in what they do and how they. present themselves um and in comedy it's. less so i think comedy and podcasting. much less so and i think you and i much. less so than a lot of our peers yeah our. peers that do it as well so.

you know that's um. you know that's you know it's just. phoniness you know you sort of see i was. i tweeted this norman is a black woman. it's like never now. you have no idea who he is. yeah but i tweeted this the other day. you'll see people who on instagram will. respond to every comment right so you. can write a comment and then write heart. face emoji whatever thank you love you. and what those people are doing is. they're manipulating the algorithm like. instagram will move your content further. up um and show it to more people if. you're engaging with everybody right so.

it's just. and it's a sociopathic thing and it's. usually like hot checks but they respond. to everything and they're like heart. love you thank you you're like dude. you're just like blind you know like. blindly just going and saying that to. everybody to and pretending to like. these people and pretending to have a. real relationship with them just to. manipulate an algorithm it's sick it's. sickening it's really sick it's [ __ ]. psychotic it's crazy um so we see people. do very well like that no no you anybody. who's famous on instagram any instagram. model any tick talker they all do that's.

all they do that's all they do it's a. part of their job the same way you have. to [ __ ] you're in your job you answer. emails in the morning it's their job to. go in very often they have social media. managers that are doing it and they. respond to every single thing you'll see. it yeah any influencer they respond to. every single thing and what. and it just again i guess it just. bolsters this idea that you're the this. is this community you're part of you're. an active member of it well i think most. people go over to respond this is great. and they feel that thing and that's why. they're there and then it's very.

reciprocal yeah and then they respond to. yeah but i don't know dude i just i. respond to a lot of people on social. media but not everybody right it's just. not a [ __ ] you know like if somebody. sends me a dm if i'm in if i'm traveling. you might get a response very often i'll. respond occasionally yeah dude just some. random [ __ ] person and like oh thanks. dude appreciate it yeah but then you. know it bites you in the ass i have a. guy right now i wish dude. i guess he dm me a while ago and i. responded he dm me again i was like. driving or something i just saw it i. didn't say anything it's fine. and then he [ __ ] dms me again because.

i saw that with like middle fingers like. oh dude i guess you're too cool for me. now like dude we're not friends like i. just i responded to you once so. whatever dude you damn defeated if you. damned if you don't you know but i don't. [ __ ] play those. games where you're trying to just. manipulate an algorithm you're trying to. you know trying to game the system. instead of just being good instead of. being funny or being interesting it's a. lot of gaming the system and that's what. la is a lot of right for sure there's a. lot of people that they didn't come up. and they didn't go through those months. where they were [ __ ] they didn't know.

where they were gonna eat they didn't. know how they were gonna [ __ ] pay. their rent they didn't even you know. they just you know. it worked out very quickly for a lot of. these people you know and it was a lot. less of a struggle out here it seems. yeah. a lot of people out here but the the. the flip side of that and or maybe the. uh. the uh the full picture of that is that. a lot of those people are dead inside in. ways you can't even imagine. yeah like their their material successes.

do not even they don't belie like the. idea these people are husks cold husks. of human beings that don't like the. success doesn't even matter anymore. because they. they have forgotten. everything that. organically about who they are and. everything and it's interesting and. they're just kind of they're all on like. some like low dose of some type of drugs. you made an interesting point before. when you were driving just talking about. how you you got to pay for you got to. your dads we owe. debts can you get me a lighter please.

why aren't there lighters in the studio. wow i mean you know what it is you know. what it is it's it's it's a you want to. talk about. ungrateful. and. like absurd yeah and. oh maybe it's in my car maybe maybe it's. in my car i mean there should be. lighters this year but again it's like. it's it's it's i mean this guy you want. to talk about someone who's went on a. nice ride. i mean you know.

i mean anybody can do this ben just so. you know yeah. let's just say all podcast producers. anyone can do your job. and we like very few people yeah very. very people do my job yeah yeah anyone. can do the podcast producer job but they. don't think it's self-taught at this. point the technology is not it's. intuitive they think it's their show. no they they're all of these people from. jamie vernon on down. it's their. you have to they have to feel that way. in order to be good at their job i. remember whatever he's great at his job.

but anybody could do it well who would. else be great at his job as an app. anybody a laugh app where i would say. something funny i press it. do that they would do this when i worked. at equinox my last day job ever was uh. was working with equinox selling gym. memberships yeah and every department. they would give you like a braveheart. speech right they'd be like oh the. [ __ ] you know the front desk you guys. are the heartbeaters club you're the. first people that they see without you. guys this club doesn't exist same exact. [ __ ] speech to the sales people same. speech to the group fitness people same. speech to the maintenance people without.

the maintenance people yeah without that. without the maintenance people equinox. you're the beating heart of the equinox. maintenance people they did and you'd. see them these old mexican ladies they. they [ __ ] hate this. chest. we are the first line of defense you're. the marines of the toilet. yeah and they would feel but everyone. would have this sense of pride and. together they all came they create a. [ __ ] great business really. legitimately great business so you have.

to make he's a front desk. ben is a front desk girl at equinox. that's right that's what he is he's a. hot piece of advice. but he's the [ __ ] first person they. see and he should feel he should feel. important. because it's not a bad job to be they. can hire they can hire another hot girl. sure yeah yeah but. [Music]. [Laughter]. you know what jessica you're here. and you know what it is they could hire. some other big titted [ __ ]. and ben does a lot more he added things.

like that but the front desk at equinox. does a lot more too yeah it's not just. checking people in dude they have to i. believe they have to they know the whole. gym they know the property well they. answer them they use the word the. property they have to be like i know the. property and the gen like they yeah they. learn they're the liaison between new. members and the sales people right come. on no yeah they're important it's an. important job jamie vernon like we were. talking once and i i i wanted to and. jamie franzik you know our show and our. show and i go. you say our show excuse me. excuse me that's what happened to red.

band that's why he's on the [ __ ]. outskis right he got too cocky. that's why jamie's jamie needs to not go. down the red band path he's gonna be. producing [ __ ]. well joe what i mean i don't wanna i. don't wanna even get into these. statistics because they're troubling. but it just came out that joe is now. getting 500 listeners an episode. it's over. these are this is the statistics this. isn't me yeah these are statistics i. won't even do the show anymore he calls.

me all the time lewis will not dude he. [ __ ] calls me all the time like no. joe beat it i i hoot this new phone how. do we get you in touch with him because. he's not responding to you he will not. respond to me. can we call him right now and ask him. why on speaker. okay. you really know you're not going to he. really will. hello. hi who's this. who is it yeah now he uh who is it i. think we can we can is this lewis. how about this remember how he was going.

to sneak anthony comey back into sirius. xm. i didn't i don't so when anthony got. fired from siriusxm yeah he went on jim. and sam. and he was going to sneak anthony back. in like with him oh whole [ __ ] thing. why don't we sneak me in next time he. does one of those fun comic hang. podcasts with ari and normand or tim got. so much faster. i'm just under her coat. that would be a little well you should. move to austin yeah that's it then he.

can't avoid me if you move no i mean if. you by the way it would be hilarious if. you moved to austin and he still would. not even acknowledge you no and every. instagram post was like you just like. just bought a house in austin he's like. you know you buy a house doug stanhope. sam helps you buy a house in austin now. yeah you literally get a job doing. maintenance on this building. you're literally pushing a broom in the. building he won't look at me no he won't. even look at you in the face he has two. navy seals stand between him and you at. all times.

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scene is does seem a little bit uh dead. it's gay they're all gay. they're all gay. they're. you know i'm not even and i won't even. name specific names but yeah the whole. drama that's going on in the la. podcasting it's one of the gayest things. i've ever seen this is like high school. level drama. where they're like calling each other. and they're talking [ __ ] and they're. threatening each other and it's like. guys in new york drama is every one of. you can't afford your rent yeah so it's. actually real drama like the new york. podcast is somebody being like i am.

homeless it's it's a weird thing yeah. it's a weird thing how everyone is so. poor in new york this is people in. manchester talking [ __ ] about each other. in new york the drama is like my parents. just kicked me off my family plan and. i'm 38. i'm 38 and i don't have a phone. my roommate moved out i was not able to. secure another roommate for that room. this month. i'm actually going to kill myself. new york dramas like people hang. themselves people try to kill themselves. yeah. my my bet is covered in rat feces.

i i just you know what it is i think. about new york do you go to like people. have money too like big jay's got money. big jazz money he's got him he's got. talent he's got a nice apartment jay is. one of the funniest people on but it's. not nice this is what new york new. york's nothing's nice it's like. everything's expensive you're like it's. this sucks it's dirty there's garbage. everywhere in front of your building. money in new york you have to have like. a hundred million dollars it's [ __ ]. wild crazy it's a wild thing you go down. to tribeca one of the most expensive. neighbors in new york yeah everything. looks like [ __ ] dude it looks like a.

heroin dead everywhere yeah it's like. this is like one of the most expensive. buildings like what the [ __ ] is going on. it's tiny yeah. it's true it's wild. well it's just a different life yeah. it's a different life and it makes you. funnier. it does. but the funniest people in the world. come from la. yeah. the funniest people in the world are. good-looking surfers and people that are. mixed martial artists.

that's where funny comes funny comes. from hot people. l.a just needs to strike. from when hot people get bored. if we know one thing about comedy it's. when a hot person is bored that's when. the genius comes it's true when a hot. person has nothing to do that day they. open their mouth and the genius comes. out yeah the biggest struggle for like. l.a comedians this is the one you hear. it's like it's like dude i struggled. dude i was a doormat at the comedy store. the biggest struggle is when they. actually have to do comedy yeah like the. biggie struggles when i actually have to. do it it's like the vast majority of it.

it's like here's a photo with me it's. kind of doing it and then they actually. when people actually like go like do. something. that's why a lot of the funny people out. here whether it's me annie. bill burr and i'm not saying i'm any in. any of the categories of these i'm not. putting us in any category but like. sebastian those are east coast guys yeah. those are the east coast people oh yeah. they're all all the funny ones are east. coast guys right yeah that are. transplants yeah i think i mean nobody's. really from l.a who the [ __ ] from l.a. i don't know yeah none of them are. nobody right well they're just dalia i.

guess. delia is from l.a yeah and he's funny. i don't really know his stand up that. well i don't either i don't think i've. ever heard him tell a joke. he's a funny guy no i think what he does. to women is funny. i'm a fan. i'm a fan of that. i said women.

they're all adults i backed them up on. this. these young women. i feel bad for the guy it's like it's. like we all got to pretend that hot that. 18 year olds aren't hot right yeah. they're hot tim by the way tim dillon. his view from his i don't want to give. too much information but it's directly. into beverly hills high school into the. cafeteria you look down here i have a. sponsorship program. before it's like 17 years. by the way you know what's funny i'm. texting true geordie you know him.

this massive busy british guy yeah i. think cause it's a i i have this irish. twink i talked to and i hang out with. i'm texting trajority i think it's the. irish twink. literally this is the this is. the conversation i have with true jordy. that was i swear to god i'm reading. i'm reading. the conversation okay. um. listen to this i'm not even kidding he. goes this branded child versus bobby.

leash is wild bro it's a car crash hope. you're in the uk soon and then i go i'm. gonna. call you in an hour i said call me when. you wake up winky face we'll plant it. jordy he goes sweet thanks. so i think then he goes then he texts me. he goes you awake bro you know what he. looks like. he's. fine get him to jordy i swear to god. look at true jordy okay. this guy's this is what you want oh no. you want a twink you don't like yeah no. but this guy's a tank listen to this he.

texts me. i text him right i go. you awake bro. you awake bro ready he texted me back. yeah just listen to your podcast about. brendan raping you i'm crying laughing i. text him back you're allowed to rape me. you're allowed to rape me. he takes me back i know because you. won't say anything because you want it. to be about the work i respect that lol. he goes you know when you may be in. london i go i'm flying you here did you.

forget. he doesn't understand you're stroking. your [ __ ] though. yeah you are masturbating while you're. doing this. it was in my hand maybe and then i go. i'm flying here did you forget now i. start to worry i'm like is this twink. does he have like a dementia which i'm. fine with but he goes i go oh who is. this and he goes oh true jordy brian i'm. like oh my god.

how embarrassing. i felt really embarrassed about that. that's hilarious but. you know nothing's nothing chris did is. proven no so the reality is i'm a person. where i go hey also i don't think what. he did. was it wasn't illegal and i don't give a. [ __ ] if you think a guy's creepy. it doesn't matter i don't [ __ ] care. dude and there's a lot of [ __ ]. there's a lot of creepy people in fact. most people are creepy the worst you. just don't know about their [ __ ].

creepiness louis ck it was just being a. creep right creepy a little creepy dude. be a little [ __ ] it happens dude it's. it's the worst thing delia did was that. he produced the school play. it's the worst thing he did was he he i. think he funded and produced his school. play. i don't i don't actually know that he. did anything. my understanding when it was never been. proven it was all like 18 or 19 girls it. was like a girl that was like 17. i. guess when we found out she was 17. this. is he always said this was the creepiest. thing that he did right he found she was.

17 then like a year later yeah after she. had turned 18 he hit her up again. and that's a little bit it's a little. bit it's good memory it's not but it's. not [ __ ] grooming it's not a teacher. he's not a [ __ ] person in his life. dude he likes hot young girls. right most guys like hot young girls. most guys don't have the opportunity to. get hot young girls right so they they. go they deal with their [ __ ] hey. [ __ ] tag-wise. [Laughter]. and so nothing was proven yeah and. even if whatever was proven i think.

everything that he was accused of was. just sort of him being a little bit of a. douchey. creepy dude which most guys are right. most guys most guys are way [ __ ]. worse than that to be honest with you. most guys are [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] um. so i don't i never really. you know i think it's kind of funny i. think it's all funny like i tease these. guys and i talk about the stuff on my. shows and i think a lot of people in la. think that like legion of skanks and me. like we like are trying to troll them. and it's like no dude it's just sort of. the elephant in the room it's a story. when calvin gets [ __ ] canceled for. something it's a big story in comedy and.

to not talk about it and not talk about. it in a funny way it's a story where. it's like. 20 years ago yeah. it you know listen i don't whatever. everyone's experiences and i've talked. about it before where i go is it. possible. that he had one idea of the night she. had another idea i'm sure very possible. very popular and this was not. what it's being portrayed as. uh and that when we look at those. dynamics of people that meet up maybe. they're drinking they hook up and then. you know you 20 years also soulless.

actors there's la solas i mean. this is my thing with meghan markle. she's like oh they're racist and i'm. like of course you're racist but you're. an actress yeah so i don't i can't. believe i'm gonna believe you. i'm choosing between the british. reptilian royal family and an la actress. they're the same person yeah i'm like. these you know. yeah it's uh. yeah i feel you know a lot of it's it's. just a silly. they they got so it's almost like you. say like i know pete davidson pretty. well right yeah.

and sometimes i'll talk about him on my. show. and i feel bad sometimes because i'm. like i really like i've always really. liked pete always been a really sweet. heart of a guy right but he's so famous. that it's i'm not talking about the pete. davidson that i knew from the comedy. scene i'm talking about this celebrity. thing that's [ __ ] kim kardashian and. roasting kanye it's like it's so much. bigger than and and i would feel bad if. pete's never heard us like talking [ __ ]. right it's not even really talking [ __ ]. it's just sort of poking fun and making. fun of the whole situation yeah um he. might come to me one day like hey dude.

why would you say that like hurt my. feelings. and i was like. dude you don't have feelings anymore. you're famous you're all right you're a. billionaire you just gotta get release. yourself and also like i don't really. feel bad for people that are [ __ ]. millionaires that get made fun of online. i don't feel bad for you that's right. you that's that's your [ __ ] biggest. problem i feel bad is that people on the. reddit are saying mean words are you out. of your [ __ ] mind you're a. millionaire right and you care about. what somebody on reddit says there are.

people that you cannot eat yeah there. are people that don't have the money to. pay their rent they cannot get their. kids insulin. right. now so those those people my audience. we know them. jeremiah watkins is doing the star match. in l.a. trying to show people. he's flipping signs he's just trying to. show people. he's selling fruit with mexicans right.

now on the freeway jeremiah watkins is. trying to sell bottles of water on the. 405. so the reality is it's you know. those are the people you go it's you. know. people could say whatever they want. it's just kind of like i learned a long. time ago i have a very thick skin i get. trolls i got i got trolled by the opie. anthony subreddit years ago to the point. where like i was posting i was going. back at them and it was like they went. [ __ ] dude they i mean it was like they. made their own subreddits that were. dedicated to me right and it just. literally gave me a thick skin to it.

right there's nothing that anybody could. say there's no work here's here's what's. happening this is the physical action a. stranger somewhere in the world is going. like this. right whether they're good words or bad. words the physical action actually what. it is my name tim dillon is the same. name as a guy who works at marvel and. literally in his twitter handle he says. not the comedian yeah because all day. every day. people just tweeted this guy and go. you're fat i hope you get hated. you're a fascist.

you piece of [ __ ] you sat next to alex. jones you did a podcast and this guy's. like i don't know what's happening yeah. dude. i'm uh yeah i'm an artist you're the. same thing there's a guy named uh jon. jones yeah who's not jon jones a fighter. right but like every time jon jones gets. into some more trouble he gets like a. hundred messages and you know same thing. not jon jones the fighter. it's like yeah it's [ __ ] uh it's a. difficult you got to develop a. thanksgiving you you lean into it you. and when objectively speaking.

trolling is funny it's really funny. there's a great moment in south park do. you remember do you know how much you. watch south park not a ton but i know. it's brilliant i watched a bunch of it. there was a series they did it was a few. episodes in a row where they were where. the dad became an internet troll yeah it. was [ __ ] hilarious dude it's so funny. when he's. and he's trying to get somebody to. understand it whoever it is they ask him. they're like why are you doing this. this is so dumb what are you doing why. would you do this. and he just he he almost loses control. he's like because it's funny yeah and he.

just can't like he it's right. people that don't get that it's like. frustrating. there's a lot of people out there you. got free time yeah you're bored. it's it's a fun way to [ __ ] with people. right yeah and you are. many of those people maybe are not. doing. uh what they want per se maybe they're. like working at a job that's kind of. boring and it's not that fulfilling and. they go online and they [ __ ] with it. entertaining is [ __ ] entertaining i. do it every time when i'm on a flight. every time i'm on a flight i'm bored for.

five hours i just sit there and i start. just trolling and arguing back and forth. with people it's so fun and so silly so. if you separate yourself from it and. realize that it's just a stranger saying. something that's probably not valid. then [ __ ] the problem is when it's. valid i think it starts to affect people. and that'll happen sometimes people will. they'll pull on a thread and they they. get something you go oh that one. actually hurt a little bit. right yeah yeah well i think that's part. of it and i also think part of the. problem is like there isn't an element. of like people going like here's your. house you know what i mean yeah here's.

your address here's where you go. there was an article that came out that. said i was a proud boy right this. completely fabricated article right um. actually it wasn't fabricated okay i am. a proud boy. i'm the leader of the new jersey chapter. no problems yeah no what happened was. there was a bunch of proud boys that. were fans of like legion of scandals of. course if people don't know the the you.

know gavin mcgann has started proud boys. while he was on anthony comey's network. now my podcast was also an anthony. company's network at the same time so it. was just a ton of crossover sure and. they started this group as like a. [ __ ] gag at first like they were. trying to be and then it turned into. something super politicized and super. like they were going out to to be. counter pro if you're a [ __ ] funny. group but you're counter protesting you. got to look in the mirror you're like oh. you're not a funny group it's not about. cereal it's not about punching each. other in the arm right if you're counter. protesting in [ __ ] riot gear then. it's something different than that i'm.

not even necessarily demonizing that. [ __ ] no go [ __ ] go you want to go. fight in a portland park have fun have. at it. you guys can beat the [ __ ] out of each. other with bike locks like give a [ __ ] a. nice weekend i enjoy watching it online. right so there was a bunch of proud boys. though that were fans of like legion of. skanks and there were fans of us. and they had a blog like some proud boy. newsletter right. um and after i fought at ls mania they. named me proud boy of the month. right right probably of the month the.

context is they were just naming they. were you know naming whoever whoever. right they they would they would have. said it was the rock had the rock you. know done something that you know they. were a fan of his um so that came out. and i hit them up i was like dude what. the [ __ ] are you doing i was like if. you're a fan of mine you would. understand why this would be right and. i've never i'm not i'm not [ __ ] on. the proud boys am i [ __ ] on what. they do but let's get real dude you it's. it's a [ __ ] scarlet letter you're. involved with that and you have nothing. to do with it you want to wear that. scarlet letter wear that scarlet letter. all [ __ ] day long dude and i'm not. going to kick you out of my show for.

wearing a proud boy's hat i don't give a. [ __ ] i don't even know what that even is. the same way i wouldn't kick somebody. out for wearing a [ __ ] antifa [ __ ]. i don't kick any you pay the money i. don't kick anyone i don't give a [ __ ]. you start yelling yeah yelling [ __ ] then. it's over right yeah so i hit the guy up. i was like dude you got to take that. down that's crazy but the internet is. forever and. you know people you know they use i. guess some sort of like way back machine. or whatever and they found this article. specifically and then they you know they. wrote a whole thing about how i'm a. proud boy they said this tattoo on my. arm was uh because i'm a fourth degree. proud boy yeah it's just bad it's the.

number four it's just a shitty tattoo no. it's a good tattoo it's actually it. represents chaos theory it's a double. pendulum it's not even a number four. it's a double pendulum which makes this. design which represents chaos theory did. your mom get that for you. no it's uh no i got i i mean you know no. i got this for my son i got this for my. career i got it for everything we could. be anywhere right now tim so that would. be the infinite amount of decisions that. we could have made in our lives yeah. literally dude it's crazy the fact that. me and you are sitting here or crossing.

each other is an actual crea it's so. unlikely the fact that ben's here the. fact that these lights are here it's so. unlikely that it's a small [ __ ]. miracle right and that's what this. tattoo represents yeah not a [ __ ]. a fourth degree probably which is you. know and so and people just started uh. people some guy wrote an article yeah. then they they share it and then they. were like you know proud boy lives in. this town in new jersey um they actually. have the town wrong which is funny. because i have a generic name i think. they found a different louis gomez right. um. but it was still like i was like and.

then uh you know i won't even say his. name but one of you know one of the. comics that sort of trolls me online. back in new york yeah um. [Music]. he started posting about it and he said. he started retweeting the article and. that's why i really started having a. [ __ ] big problem with this kid. because like no i do have a family i do. have a house your intent that's when it. goes too far your [ __ ] intent is to. put my address out yes so maybe somebody. will see me and come up to me and my. family. what do you think's gonna [ __ ] happen. there right what the [ __ ] do you think. is gonna happen if somebody comes up to.

me and my [ __ ] family yeah that's a. crazy thing to do especially and this is. my problem with that kid specifically he. knew i wasn't a proud boy he knew what. was going on like he was completely. aware and that's where i go that's the. [ __ ] responsibility just be real. that's when it goes too far yeah that's. when it's too far yeah and i'm not. [ __ ] i would never give out. somebody's address i would never i know. we make jokes about doxxing people no i. don't really want people to to do that. [ __ ] um but it's uh it's [ __ ] hot in. the kitchen dude it really is and in a. weird way i'm you know after trump left. now it's cooled down a little bit.

because i feel like the people on the. left they feel like they gotta they. don't feel like they have to fight so. hard got a little bit of a w comedy's. sort of lower on the rung of priorities. yeah as it should be. as it should be yeah but if trump runs. again it's gonna get hot in the kitchen. it's gonna get hot in the kitchen and. make it so hot where it's like it's uh. it's scalding yeah and i don't give a. [ __ ] about politics so right you know. you know none of us too none of us do we. all have ideas and values and things but. then we also realize our job and this is.

the problem is like. you know you're gonna have fans that. believe everything yeah. i have fans that believe trump's hitler. i have fans that believe trump's the. greatest president that's ever lived. it's not my business i don't really care. what my fans believe yeah i care that. i'm doing my job i care what i believe. i don't give a [ __ ] what the people in. the audience believe how do i even how. would i even know it's inconsequential. for me right in my game that i'm playing. who the president is right if the. president whoever the president is and. this is what you know we said before.

about gas prices right it's. inconsequential if that's where my my. like i'm focused on those things. everything from gas prices to who the. president is all this [ __ ] that i truly. really can't control i know that you can. right you can't i'm i'm hyper focused on. playing my game and sort of moving. forward and those are variables that. have very little effect on whether or. not i'm moving forward that's right. yeah. louis gomez where can the people. find you where can they. where can the people support what you're.

doing is skankfest completely sold out. skankfest completely sold out. how many tickets do you sell we do 2500. people per day okay so versus exclusive. very exclusive it's not um it feels like. a big party it's one venue four rooms. going on at the same time. you're special. yeah my special's up my old ones up on. youtube i'm doing i think we're doing uh. gas digital is going to produce six half. hour specials this summer and i'm gonna. do another half hour four gas digital uh. the the gringo poppy way buy my special.

we'll put it on gas digital you should. just buy it buy it flat out you should. just buy a flat i'll sell it to you 500. put it on gaston let's go. i was thinking no we're gonna we're. gonna put it back on youtube we're gonna. put them out on youtube there'll be an. extended cut on gas digital uncensored. extended a few more jobs how are you. gonna choose the comics um we have. rebecca trent and christine. evans or uh executive producing and um. you know yeah they produce skankfest. with me so i think we're gonna do one. with me dave looks like maybe mike. racine aronberg. okay a few killers yeah yeah um probably.

six or seven of them so look out for. that uh also i'm on the road a ton right. now go to lewis of skanks.com i'm going. all over california i'm going to san. diego i'm going to ontario i'm going. over texas i'll be in. dallas i'll be in fort worth i'll be in. uh austin [ __ ] ems pennsylvania's. coming up albany's coming up a lot of. stuff coming up lewis of skanks.com me. and aaron berger going on tour all over. the place all this fall aaron burst. hilarious [ __ ] killer one of the. dirtiest comics a great show and uh yeah.

check out my podcast i do three podcasts. uh legion of skanks real last podcast. and uma wrap they're all on my network. which is gas digital network.com you. have to subscribe you can just go and. listen to the latest episodes and watch. the latest episodes for free right on. the website. um or you can subscribe on itunes. everywhere else and there's a premium. site as well if you guys uh really like. it you guys want to get the archives and. all that louis gomez thank you for. coming out letting and representing new. york comics podcasters. chopping it up here with us out uh in. l.a. and um. you know we love you guys in new york.

and we miss you it's good to see you and. uh i love you timmy i love you guys you. know i have a ton of respect for what. you do i look up to you i look at what. you guys are doing i take influence from. it in very many ways. and uh yeah dude it's [ __ ] it's. really nice well we we also look in the. same way we look down on you guys you. know we absolutely. we look down on you and we appreciate. what you're doing at that level and we. appreciate that louis thank you.