#297 - The Lodge From Hell | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show what's going on with Brendan. sha and Bobby. Lee uh well I what's happening well I. saw Bobby and kalila went on H3. [Laughter]. H3 what's going. on uh looks like there's uh some. accusations what's. happening what's the 411.

what's the. deal uh they're they're in a fight. they're in a feud right now why uh some. accusations are being thrown at Bryon. who done. it who said what who what why went where. what's going on. beef uh the podcast Community is uh. flipped upside down right now over uh. it's [ __ ] Wild.

but I want to get some straight. answers how can I do my job how can I. continue to do my job without getting to. the. bottom is this why they're overturning. roie. Wade because of kalila Annie Letterman. Brendan sha Bobby Lee roie. Wade what's going on Amy con B.

Chief Justice John Roberts Bobby Lee. Brandon sha kalila Joe Biden the economy. Jews Catholics Protestants Muslims Bobby. Lee H3. H3 can you get some [ __ ] answers yeah. yeah so uh it's your job people on the. internet are saying he's a bully why uh. I think he's made inappropriate passes. at women I mean to be specific here on.

the Pod would feel unfair what. constitutes a. woman. really like no I mean it's a real. question in this case a lady with a. [ __ ] and. titties well I don't want you to start. being vulgar I don't think that's your. job to start being vulgar right now. we're talking about a serious issue I. want you to really kind of like you know. you're at work half the time with you. you know you forget you're at work you. can't start throwing out vulgarity.

this isn't a blue show we don't work. blue here I apologize this is a news. show and the news I'm covering is Bobby. Lee Brandon sha Annie Letterman kalila. Ester. bavitz roie. Wade what's going on I have a clip here. a viral clip here of Bobby Lee exposing. Brendan shab and his goons for the. bullies they are according this wait. Brendon sh has goons yeah yeah yeah.

there are goons MH I think uh there are. goons. involved I'm let me tell you right now. folks I just went to the rainforest to. this hotel which I'm I'm. Really Gonna I. mean you. know I I I'm I'm not gonna listen.

I'm just gonna really let people. know what the problem and and and I mean. plural problems are here there are many. and it's unfortunate because I spent a. lot of money for this um and I'm. unhappy and I'm I'm well within my. rights to be. unhappy um but. I'm try and and there are.

indigenous tribes all over this area. it's the world's oldest rainforest it's. 180 million years old and you see them. you see these people and I'm running up. to them and going what the [ __ ] is going. on with Bobby Lee and. kalila and they're pretending they don't. know they don't speak English.

and I'm going do you understand what's. happening with Annie Letterman and I. don't know what they're doing gathering. fruit it's not my business but I've been. spending all of my time here trying to. tell them about this thing and I don't. even know what it. is I feel so. disconnected so what's going on again. there are. goons I think we should just shab's got.

a pirate ship of goons and they're going. after Bobby Lee is it cuz he's. Korean I don't is he Korean I don't. think it's a race thing but he is Korean. yeah right well I was right about that. see I do know some things but I feel so. out of everything I don't feel included. anymore I'm like on the outside I'm a. victim of my own. success it's very hard to stay connected. to the issues of the day when I'm out. here in the rainforest trying to lead.

these people to Christ. now play this clip of uh Bobby Lee I. cannot cover this folks many people. don't want me to cover. it right right people don't want me to. cover it but I have to cover it because. it's the news this is big. news point is that now my fear is the. the results of what ever this is now.

going to be there's no results because. there is there is a result I'm I can. call sha right now and we could be like. all is squared away and everything is. fine because we've already talked about. it the promise was that he would never. talk about it again and the next day he. went on flagrant 2 and then talked about. it even though it was in a complimentary. way yeah in a complimentary way I don't. feel like we've said anything bad about. him either the point is did was there um. was there a text alluding to possibly. suing people yes there was did it did it.

freak me out and did it make me think oh. [ __ ] like such a small thing to sue over. but was there a lot of misunderstanding. from his team and US yeah and but we. talked it through but the truth is the. truth and you know it's all squared away. so you guys I'm just going to get this. clear so you guys were talking about. there was this comedian that people. assumed was him yeah that was trying to. pick up all you girls kindless Le. whatever right so he calls you and says.

Bobby get your get your woman in line I. mean what kind of [ __ ] animal does. that that's [ __ ] up why does he going. to call you he has your number right I. assume contact you it's your [ __ ]. podcast who the [ __ ] why what the [ __ ]. is that [ __ ] it was not just him there. was a whole barrage it was it was a I'm. not going to but it was a phone call. with other. podcasters and it was um some [ __ ]. they flogged you bro not flogged me they.

threatened my career they called me a. coward a [ __ ] you've always been a. [ __ ] and and um they said they would. expose me they said that all these. things and I was in Oklahoma shooting a. show and I was at dinner and I was by. myself and I was getting it was very. traumatic for me and it was based on. whatever they did on the live now. imagine now what's going to happen with. know this it's good you said that I.

think it's good that you're saying. that who are. they this is my question. MH he said it's a bunch of. goons well it's I think it's implied. right they don't name them specifically. but it's implied the the people he kind. of hangs out with in the podcast. world. oh. well man did I miss this. scandal I missed it I feel.

bad Brendan has always been very nice to. me my experiences with him are. overwhelmingly positive I should note. and I don't think this will be a. surprise to anyone and it won't be a. surprise to Brendan Brendan is not the. heir to Richard. prior he's not and I don't know that. there is an air to Prior maybe Chappelle. but it's not Brendan right is that fair.

can I say that with ruffling feathers. and it it doesn't mean that Brendan. isn't funny on that show right he's he's. good on the show like people like him I. I I don't I've never seen his standup. he's a he's a. very. like controversial. figure and I just. believe that. there's so much drama and there's not.

enough love going around isn't that the. way you feel. because it's it's fair to say that. Brendan is new at standup he's very new. very new yeah and it takes years and. years to become a good stand up and. sometimes it doesn't. happen sometimes it doesn't happen. sometimes the diet doesn't work a lot of.

people die fat you see the things we. want aren't always the things we. get I love a t nobody pronounces a t get. why do we do. that. now Brendan may go on to be the greatest. comedian that has ever. lived that is a possibility I do not. know. that but I don't know that it's fair.

to say that he's got a goon squad. running around and. intimidating people but maybe he. does but I don't know that that's the. case but the when Bobby Lee says. they the people and it's ominous but. there could be I don't know it's not my. experience with him Brendan has been. overwhelmingly nice to me he's never. made an inappropriate pass at.

me and that shows tremendous amount of. restraint on his part I have missed this. Scandal completely I am I spend most of. my time with Venture capitalists. entrepreneurs philanthropists I don't. spend a lot of time with comedians. because they're stupid and poor that's. the only reason I don't spend time with. them because they are dumb and they. don't have means which makes it very. tough.

and Brendan's rich I guess he is he. seems Rich seems to have money and. Bobby's kind of Rich too but I don't. spend time with any of these people. because I don't really want to and it's. done a knock on them their colleagues. right mhm I've never done tiger belly. I've been asked a few times we had to. reschedule I just I don't care about. doing other people's shows anymore I. just want to do my own I just hope. everyone finds a pathway to love.

because it's not. overrated it isn't find a pathway to. love God damn. it what's life really about fighting all. of this silliness this craziness who. tried to throw whose wife into the car. it's not a big deal why do we got to. keep going over. this people are so fast and loose with. the truth mhm so that's my statement I'm.

agnostic but I have to cover it it's the. news the same way I have to cover roie. Wade I'm unaffected by roie Wade I. haven't had an abortion in a. year but I got to cover. it because uh you know this country is. headed towards a. uh a real crazy. Christian. theocracy. or a like San Francisco.

style improv theater either one makes me. unhappy I very much want a cold somewhat. emotionless uh. bureaucratic. State Curtis yin's not wrong about all. these things you know I don't love the. idea of just one centralized Authority. but his idea that things have to be sort. of cold and somewhat bureaucrat atic and. boring I.

find uh I don't. know better than this current Hot. Blooded. Screamfest where all the values are on. the table all the time and all the. people have to. fight and I just I hope the best for. Brendan and Bobby and Annie and Kalil. I've never met any of these. people I've never met any of them I'm. too.

rich I don't know standup is a weird. thing and I know the brendy gets a lot. of hate because a lot of people feel. that he when people get into stand up. later in. life. uh and are not good at it it bothers. people but he's trying very hard and I'm. sure he's gotten better. and you know.

listen. again I think the guy he's making a buck. he's making more than a buck right he's. making a little change MH is he going to. win the Mark Twain Prize for. humor probably. not but that's okay stand Up's just been. polluted by garbage for years there's. nothing like the feeling of getting. outside to run hide hike or just be some. where we feel the most ourselves every.

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what do you think about this this. phenomenon we have where MMA people or. whoever they happen to be are doing. comedy and and people are upset about it. they're angry I stand with. Brendan I stand with the guy who could. uh do the most physical damage to me and. that's Brendan in this case I fear him. not because of Any allegations just how. good he is with his hands and his feet. uh so yeah Brendan I'm with you brother.

I kind of like him me too yeah I do it's. it's here's the thing I'm supposed to. hate him which makes me like him mhm. yeah right yeah. totally I mean he's always been a. gentleman to me mhm truly yep he's. always been lovely to. me you know and I I I think.

that just to to be diplomatic about it. you know when it gets to the men women. stuff and the boys and the girls and the. parking lots and the cars and the who. owns a pickup truck who doesn't own a. pickup truck yeah who's going where and. who goosed me in the hall I try not to. get involved it's none of my. business you're above it you don't need. it well I do need a.

goosing that's it's. actually it's actually untrue I'm not. above a goosing and I need a. goosing and I'm gonna say this if. Brandon shab threw me against the wall. at the comedy store and started to make. out with me I'd just shut up about it I. wouldn't run my mouth all over town and. I'm not saying he did that to anyone I. don't even think that's being alleged. but I'm saying that if if Brandon sha.

raped me I mean violently if Brandon. grabbed me and raped to the point where. I was worried about my own uh. inerts if he raped me I mean took my. head and and I mean I've bitten a pillow. before and that's a shock to no one but. I mean biting it where it's permanently. damaged saliva flowing out of my mouth. in an uncomfortable. way I could smell the.

blood if he destroyed my [ __ ] to the. point where I couldn't [ __ ] for weeks or. [ __ ] too much whatever the problem was. if if Brandon [ __ ] me to the point. where I had to see a doctor and the. Doctor's first response was what. happened to you. if my bedroom looked like the first.

48 with blood and [ __ ] all over if my. bedroom looked like a murder. scene and again if it was. nonconsensual I would keep my mouth. shut because I want the focus to be on. the. work I want the focus to be on the. work I don't want people looking at me. and going oh that's the comic Brendan.

anally. raped I want the focus to be on the. work. now I just think I don't know but this. mention of goons and they and them and. they're coming and it's people I don't. know I like Bobby too I mean you. know I had a dinner with him I didn't. love when I moved to Austin and was like. you owe the comedy store so much why.

would you turn your back on La I'm like. what are you talking about the only. reason I got passor is cuz Joe Rogan. ordered them to pass me that's the way. things work I didn't develop at the. [ __ ] Comedy Store I don't care what. happens to The Comedy Store I don't care. what happens to the comedy seller yes. they're great places to work they're. great institutions and and and I have. friends at work there and I work at the. store and I'm very happy that I'm able. to work at the store it's a big moment. in my career to get past at the comedy. store but make no mistake the reason I. got past was because Joe Rogan made a.

phone call so I don't romanticize this. so I had a dinner with Bobby and I. didn't love that me spade and Bobby had. a dinner and Bobby's kind of like don't. you feel like you got inducted into the. mafia and now you're like turning your. back on the ma and I'm like what are you. what are you what are you even saying. with your mouth I didn't love I mean me. and him are not friendly but I mean. we're friends is I see him he's funny.

he's a colleague I respect. him what Sam what are you pointing out. is it an animal it was a it was a one of. those pendulin yeah they're all over now. these fat little. rats Ben was telling me a fun story. about Bobby Lee what about it Ben did he. rape you. no no I was just I was just mentioning. offhand to Sam that I believe he shows. his [ __ ] on stage I've heard that's. what we were talking about right Sam not. the other thing yeah yeah that's right. and that's.

good for him. MH I just don't understand the beef and. the drama and the anger and the hatred. all I would like is love Pathways to. love and. healing that's all I want for everyone. involved but I don't care about any of. them do you understand what I mean yeah. of course but that's the isn't that. that's I feel like the most honest way. to put it I don't care about any of them. right but I W I hope they're okay if you.

were to say that you're deeply affected. by all this I'm unaffected I'm really. unaffected you're in the rainforest I'm. unaffected and I don't care I'm in a. rainforest I it's it it it's doesn't. matter to me I don't care who did what. to whom and how allegedly allegedly. allegedly it doesn't mean anything to me. MH but everybody's like what do you. think about this I'm getting calls from. the. states what what do you think weigh.

in I just personally. know that if I was brutally. raped by Brandon sha even if it wasn't. raped it was just rough stuff if he was. heavy-handed well I imagine that it. would. be I believe it would be the type of. rape that I consented. to you can consent to. rape that's another thing people don't.

realize like for. example maybe he cornered me and said. hey do you want to get raped and I was. like yeah maybe and I felt threatened. and scared and then I drove him to my. apartment and opened the door and. allowed him to rate or maybe I was so. traumatized I instructed or forced him. to rape me. somehow I don't know but if I was uh.

brutally raped brutally and viciously. raped I would probably keep my mouth. shut because I'd want people to focus on. the work and isn't that the problem in. the business because people are just. living in bubbles of. fear and it's wrong but I don't care. about this or anyone. involved I hope I've covered it to. everyone's satisfaction I'm not friends. with anyone involved I like anyy. Letterman I'm friends with her but it's.

what it is here right is what it is I. hope everyone's respected and that's. what it is. yeah maybe it wouldn't have happened if. they all moved to Austin. Texas how about. that because everything is love in. Austin Texas we have a thriving economy. of back alley. abortions and. shootings but that's my statement mhm. I'm going on the record Fearless.

unafraid I just have to get that out. there putting it out there my official. statement on this is I do not care about. anyone. involved and I really don't know what. happen I don't want to find out it. doesn't matter to. me at all when I go to The Comedy Store. and I stand in the parking lot and. people talk to me I want to kill myself.

I've never had less fun than when I'm. doing that in that place I. have zero opinion on this and I really. don't care about anything no shade to. the store it's a great [ __ ] room but. I just don't give a [ __ ] I don't. care and. uh that's all I'm saying and I hope.

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of it for a few days before we leave I. did a cursory amount of research not a. lot and I booked myself uh the. perpetually ungrateful Benjamin and the. always grateful and Lovely Sam Talent uh. a room the finest room at the and I. don't want to hurt anyone's business. here but the silky Oaks Lodge in the D. Tree rainforest. okay we got the Pavilion Suite which is.

I believe 7,000 a night Australian maybe. 5,000 or 5,300 a night American okay. three nights a. $15,000 commitment the room is nice. we're in the rainforest it has a private. pool I have no beef with the. room but let's talk a little bit about. the staff I want to mention a woman. named Lauren first because I want to say. to the people that will this will. eventually get to uh the uh people at.

the uh silky Forest. shed and they will hear this and they. will hear it because someone will tell. them it may be tomorrow it may be in. three months someone will go remember. the fat. guy well he talked about us on this. thing they could also be listening to it. right now because their dorms are behind. us well good but they'll be like.

remember him he's got podcast and then. they're going to go what's a. podcast they go where L radio but on the. computer what's a computer is where you. get to. porn. and I want to single out this woman who. is a lovely. woman she is a. waitress she's uh coming up here and and. she was phenomenal the only reason I am.

not burning this place down is because. of this woman who I thought did a. phenomenal job serving some of the worst. Food I've had in my. life trying to put a happy face and and. you know bless these people here they're. children of God but they just you know. they say it's Gourmet and it's fine. dining I mean it's really it's a. nightmare there is no reason for the. food to be as bad as it is they don't. have any room service. you can't get any room service you got. to go to the goddamn Lodge the other.

problem is there are activities in this. area that will all kill you there are. jellyfish the size of a penny that can. kill you there are large jellyfish there. are saltwater crocodiles there are. sharks there is the gimpy gimpy a tree. that if you brush into it sends shards. of glass through your system uh there. are platypuses everything can kill you. and of course they all encourage you to. do these activities and as soon as you. Google them you realize how deadly they.

are but these people obviously the. tourism industry will not survive here. the small tourism industry that there is. I mean people want to snorkel the Great. Barrier Reef which I wanted to do but I. realized it's not worth dying for. because the reef is like half bleached. anyway that shit's over and they give. you these Stinger suits we talked about. it on the. patreon being a bigger person and trying. to like squeeze into a stinger suit it's. like like just let me die and these. Stinger suits are supposed to protect.

you from the uh Jellyfish but a lot of. them don't even do. that but you know because of the tourism. industry they they just you know people. die here and people get hospitalized. pretty frequently but they just kind of. ignore it and they go hey it is what it. is I get it I understand it's like. certain you know if you go into Chicago. and you go hey is it safe they go yeah. it's great come on in sure you could be. walking down the Miracle Mile and you. could uh get uh depended upon by a gang. of teenagers that beats living [ __ ] out.

of you in front of your wife completely. emasculates you but they're not going to. tell you that if you call the peninsula. and this ain't the peninsula but my. point is that mums the word on the. deaths here can you bring up the article. about the zipline Ben yeah I got it. right here so Widow Su D Tree zipline. company Engineers for Millions after. husband Falls to death this is a. September of. 2021 uh so the wife of a man who died.

after plunging from a zipline in Far. North Queensland has launched a. multi-million doll lawsuit against those. she holds responsible Adelaide father of. three dean Sanderson 50 died after the. zipline he was attached to failed while. high above the D Tree rainforest in. October of. 2019 his wife Shannon who was in a. separate harness but launched at the. same time also fell approximately 10 m. at the jungle surfing Canopy Tours and. survived despite serious injuries uh now.

I read another article about this and. the people that were on the zipline line. said it was crazy cuz the zipline went. out and then there was just this sound. of the zipline coming back without a. person oh God and then they just heard. the wife and they said it was a blood. curdling scream she's laying on the. floor of the uh jungle. going yeah it says the twang when the. zipline came back up made an awful noise. then there was just silence for what. seemed like forever and well you know. who responsible for that.

truly if you think about it who Brandon. cha what I'm saying here is that it's a. deadly environment we went to one of the. most remote locations in the world Cape. tribulation MH I mean as Ben said in one. of his rare lucid and meaningful uh. thoughts that it was um what did you say. Ben like a beach from Robinson Caruso. like the idealic image oh I said it's a. platonic ideal of a beach like it could.

only exist inside your own mind and then. you step into it it's such a surreal. experience sural it is surreal you're. welcome it's so beautiful you can't see. it yes it is surreal you're welcome now. you also saw one of the little animals. you like today a. Pelon uh a they change the pronunciation. of it maybe it's a Pelon Pat and you. also saw what do you call it a the. porcupine kid it's basically a porcupine. yeah but it it lays eggs animal that.

lays eggs do I ever get tired for making. people's dreams come true fair question. the answer is no I'm. indefatigable. but this beach you can't swim because. there's Crocs and jellies and they'll. kill you and at night there's wild boar. and then if you make it through all of. that there are grifters living in the. woods I don't mean grifters in the sense. that they have shows on The Daily wire I. mean like there are people that live in. tents in the.

woods that are will kill you if the. Flora and the fauna and everything else. doesn't kill you yeah last chance hobos. Last Chance hobos so but it is. stunningly beautiful Land Before Time. prehistoric [ __ ] there's crocodile. infested Rivers it is cool to be in a. place that is deadly uh that being said. to do any of these things I love freedom. and I hate rules and we are in a nanny. State and that is baked into the bone B. of every human being that walks this.

continent they like rules and they want. everything to be done for them they like. things planned for them they like. knowing when they should eat how they. should eat where they should go what's. the approved boat the approved tour we. left a tour we walked off a tour because. we were driven to and now by the way. they like to book everything through. this. Resort they want to book it they want to. get the Kickbacks okay so as soon as you. walk in first of all as soon as you walk. in they start asking you what your. flight number is when you're leaving so.

that they can get Transportation because. this is remote as [ __ ] we tried to get a. car into town and get ban a cigar you. can't even get a car in town so as soon. as you walk in here they're like here's. the plan here's breakfast here's lunch. here's dinner here's the tour you're. going to go on and I'm like hey man and. and when are you leaving and I'm like. hey slow the [ __ ] down here I just like. freedom I like to relax there's nothing. relaxing about rules there's no in room. dining you can't just go yeah I'm just. just chilling maybe I'll order a burger. to the room there's none of that there.

you show up for a formal dinner of [ __ ]. food and everybody who's in this area is. running from something and this is we. bribed the local woman who didn't have a. driver's license to drive us around. lovely woman named uh what's her name. Zona Zona and uh she was a lovely woman. and she told us that people are running. they owe their wives money they're. they're they're they're on the run from. the law and you see it in the waitresses. the faces here outside of Lauren. many of them are human trafficking. victims and they they trafficked.

themselves to the four the far north. reaches of Queensland Australia so that. they can serve grul to these morons who. buy uh you know this [ __ ] jungle. experience or whatever the hell this. thing is it's not even you know the. wildlife here you barely see it and if. you see it you're. dead nature really is kind of fake when. you think about it like you don't you. rarely see it you know so the whole. thing from stem to stern unenjoyable and.

the faces on these miserable people. these miserable people that for whatever. reason have been exiled from society and. are forced to get your flight number. what do you want the tail number or the. jet like they're so in your business. when so we went out with this uh local. lovely woman and she took us around and. we come back in and one of these. squawking Birds was like where have you.

been I'm like what are You My Mother. what do you mean where have I been you. bird I've been where I want to be it's a. [ __ ] vacation but they're crims. criminals they call them crims and what. that means is that if you give the. people on this continent even the the. most cursory amount of. Freedom they remember that their lineage. is as you brilliantly said horse thieves. Pig [ __ ] Pig [ __ ] Farmers sheep.

thieves these are criminals they cannot. be allowed any freedom even when you go. on a vacation there's no Freedom none it. is a prison colony and this Resort is a. prison I have been in a prison it is not. at all what you would consider. luxurious it is a prison it's a gilded. cage it's a gilded cage where they are. in your business and they are in your. face and all the they want to know is. what you're doing who you're doing it. with how it was all they try to do is.

get in your [ __ ] business well I. don't want a mommy and a daddy I just. want you to be and they said leave a. comic card I'm writing on the comic cart. hey I have one of the top podcasts in. America you can listen to my review of. your Resort if you can't get Wi-Fi which. is horrible. here am I wrong about this Sam I mean. you're here am I am I overstating it. I mean you you lend yourself to comedic.

hyperbole typically but no this is valid. and Justified they've been keeping tabs. on us when you're paying. $15,000 uh for three days to be here. yeah they're all over us the woman who's. been serving us food before we got. Lauren was deaded bleached out well it. Sticky Fingers Karen well that's not. even Karen I'm talking about the gaunt. woman who wouldn't make eye contact and. Flinch when we like Karen Karen's fine. was lovely but I believe she's probably. here because she had a little problem.

with the credit cards oh yeah and she. she liked to get credit cards that. weren't her own M you can see in their. eyes that they're thieves. criminals you can see the lineage in. their eyes but they're not clever enough. to pull off any Grand schemes or heists. so now they're here not getting tipped. and we had to walk off a tour because we. had this guy uh and he started the tour. but we we go to some little like recck. Center. okay and he's like you see this is what.

governments can do when they really put. their mind to it we've treated the. indigenous people very poorly but now. we've got this recck Center for them and. then he's like there's a lot more W. trash than black trash in Australia I. don't know about America I don't know if. you have racial problems over there it's. like of course we do and you do know. that sir as limited as you are you do. know that we have racial problems and. why are we talking about genocide at. 8:00 a.m. just show me a what is it a.

Pelon a Pelon just show me a Pelon the. large rat I don't want to hear about the. genocide it's 8 in the [ __ ] morning. we hadn't had coffee yet yeah we haven't. had coffee I don't want to do the. displacement of an entire group of. people then he goes there's going to be. an indigenous ceremony I'm like wait a. minute what why are we a part of it with. three white dudes what are you talking. about you're and and and then Kona. Sona she told us she's like yeah it's. just like a smoke ceremony and it's like.

you so it's some [ __ ] ceremony they. make like indigenous people do and like. all these white [ __ ] tourists come in. here and just have to like stand there. I'm like hey man I don't need them. dancing and putting on a show for me if. they want to do like a cool indigenous. ceremony or if they want to address the. Brandon sha Bobby Lee issue and and they. want to like somehow heal the comedy. community with communing with the spirit. that's fine fine but I don't need some. type of show so we had to leave the tour.

I and you knew it was happening as soon. as we got on this bus with other people. as soon as the doors opened I saw there. was other people in there wearing shorts. and Safari hats and I was like counting. down in my head so how long will we make. it on this first stop second stop and. then as soon as I shut the door I felt. the group chat buzz in my pocket and I. knew we were getting off immediately. because I I number one I wanted a. private tour I'm not trying to be on. there with other ID they got duped into. this right number two they were they.

were the they were the Australian Disney. couples they were sexless people yeah no. they were sexless. and it was worse than that it was that. they really wanted to learn something. but. they they didn't but they did I hate. people that want to go on a Vaca it's. like read a goddamn book what are you. going to learn in8 minutes what are you. going to learn on a half a day tour. about what really happened here like can. you can you stop that I hate and like.

when this guy this [ __ ] Mick God I hope. he hears this when he. talked the people in the bus were like. they had Stern faces and they were like. nodding and the it was very grave and. they were like we're taking it. seriously we understand how hard it's. been and he start and I'm like you know. what man this is just not my vibes so we. had to peace out I'm like sorry sir. we're supposed to be at the great uh.

Barrier Reef smoking cigarettes it was a. very solemn Affair but he was also doing. his sticky tour bus driver. jokes it's the worst I was a tour guide. tour gues are damned people they're. damned they're forced to be a visitor in. the place that they live constantly it's. a constant Groundhog Day movie where. every day is the same the people come. and go tour guides are forced to be.

Spectators they are damned I was one of. them but I was doing comedy at night so. I know what it's like and that hacky. stick they all do was so it's so sad. when a tour guide throws out a joke that. bombs you wish for his own sake that he. just blows his brains out in front of. you you want to see brain matter. splatter on the windshield of that van.

after one of those hacky jokes doesn't. land because it's so sad when they do. that and then he tries to sound morally. Superior yeah that's the issue is when. he's like we was a genocide and we stole. the babies and fed him to dingos yeah. digy don't ask me about it and now we. have a community. center it's a community center. I mean Ben what are your so I I just I.

mean what are your I just did a I mean. what are. you think about these things so remember. he he was like and that's true but the. other thing I think if you really think. about it no I'm kidding Go on Ben the. perpetually ungrateful Ben Avery World. traveler just doesn't care go on so the. remember how he uh told us the Ks are. pronounced with a G so I this up they're. the gooo yanii this was the group that.

was here that was supposedly uh you know. taken over right uh I did some digging. uh turns out uh the gooo yanii uh hunted. Chinese for cannibalistic feasting so. they would eat people so I wonder if he. goes into that on the tour at all well I. wish I knew that this is why you got to. Google before we go on the tour because. I would have said hey Mick I heard that. they used to hunt Chinese people and eat. them and I'm not even I don't even know. if I'm against that I'm just saying if.

we're going to have a fact finding. Mission at 8:00 in the. morning that's what shab's gonna do with. [Laughter]. Bobby there's no where did you find this. outen are you on one of those sites you. go on no I went to Wikipedia and then. went to a separate article that they. said that they uh hunted the Chinese and. ate them uh yeah so modern historians. now consider that these early reports. like the tales of the the cucko yanii. hunting Chinese for cannibalistic. feasting whatever partial truth they.

contain functions to a seage any guilt. European a swage any guilt a swage sorry. not a sewage any guilt European settlers. may have felt for their key role in the. dissemination of Northern Queensland. Aboriginal communities so that is a. disputed thing I don't want to disparage. the uh the good people here but I mean. in this instance what does Chinese. person. mean oh good question this tribe this. this tried the. Lululemon what did they I think a lot of.

these Lululemon the. Lululemon maybe ate a few Chinese people. but did they deserve to have their land. taken so that they could build this [ __ ]. hotel and get my business and serve me. [ __ ] food and charge me an arm and a leg. so that they can run around like a. stazzy wanting to know where I am at. every moment of the [ __ ] day all I'd. rather be here eating Chinese. babies with the Lululemon mhm I mean.

they even have to qualify it they're. they're dismissing it but they also have. to qualify it saying whatever partial. truth that contains here's the deal. folks white people are horrifically. violent but if you think that natives. were all it was all like sunshine and. happy songs it's not the case there were. tribes it was Warfare there was violence. there was pillaging there was conquering. there was cannibalism I mean violence is. not the Providence only of white. European settlers it was really the the.

currency of the world I mean people that. have an ignorance of history or that. only stle the study the colonial era and. they don't look back at ancient history. they don't know anything about Antiquity. they don't know anything about you know. they they get a very skewed view of the. world and they tend to demonize Western. civilization that has a Litany of. problems and like every civiliz ation. was built on oppression plundering.

killing murdering but before that listen. there's there's very few countries that. were established by people showing up. and going hey do you mind if we get in. on this that's not the way the world. worked it was a world of conquerors and. killers of diseases you know people have. to chill the [ __ ] out yeah blood. maridian violence is man that's right. mhm men are violent people and so are. women and and you know we just got to.

move on from this it doesn't matter that. they ate Chinese children or adults it. doesn't bother me the Lulu Lemon can do. whatever they. want have is there a spokesman for the. Lululemon for the Coogi his book his. book is in our bathroom right now that. guy I saw that dropped it behind the. window and I can't get it out oh yeah I. tried to get out it too when I was. taking sh one of the uh the Elders of I.

think this tribe there's a book of his. Photography in our room me and I'm just. siding with them because they haven't. been [ __ ] me for three days serving. me [ __ ] and getting in my business so I. don't care what they did I would have. rather hang out with. them there is an indigenous swimming. hole here called the Blue Hole that. you're not allowed to go in yeah and um. and uh because it's for uh the the local. women to bathe and some people did and. one guy said he was cursed and he's now. sterile let's move on uh here because I.

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going to be eliminated States like Texas. maybe Louisiana places like that. criminalizing abortion potentially. making it a. felony perhaps are we headed backwards. towards the Dark Ages yes however you. know here's the point that needs to be. made there's got to be a period of time. between conception and birth we're in a. abortion is legal after a certain amount. of time it is cruel inhuman and it is.

murder you can't have an abortion at. eight months you can't right may I yes. okay because now you're going to say if. the mother's life is in danger no I'm. not you're going to say okay well what. are you going to say I'm going to say. that usually when it's a very late term. abortion it's one of two things it's. either the fact that they' do a scan on. the baby and it's not developing the way.

they thought it would and it's not going. to be born with a heart or it doesn't. have a head it's some very gross. mutation that will not allow the child. to live outside the the. utero or it when it gets into a sixth or. seventh month it's because there's. certain places in the country where you. need to be you have to wait two weeks to. get it all done and then you work at. Arby's and you have to get to abene. Texas from Houston I understand but that. to me doesn't matter if you have a. seven-month baby inside of you I don't.

care how long it's taken you to find out. that you're pregnant I don't care that. you had to go from Arby's to abalene. which I imagine they have an Arby's and. abalene they do yeah you had prom there. you canot you cannot. eliminate a a fully I mean seven months. kids are born at seven months and live. happy lives that's a fully formed fetus. are you saying that you should be able. to eliminate a 7mon pregnancy uh I'm. just saying that a lot of these. instances are just a matter of I get the.

heart thing I get a baby can't live. outside right I get that but what I. don't get is like hey man I didn't have. the time yeah I don't get that I think. 99% of the cases it's born with a foot. for a brain so they have to kill it. before it comes out because it won't. live outside but there are these. instances of women not being I know. people with feed for brains that live in. mansions but I get what you're saying. yeah I'm not trying to be insensitive to. the plight of a mother that is.

struggling with the fact that the child. will not be able to survive but I don't. think you could just say it's seven. months hey they have Down syndrome let's. let's flush it and I'm not defending it. either way I'm just saying these are the. reasons people have uh have late term. abortions I understand because I'm. already going to get my hole ripped open. from even weighing in on it so no no no. no no well you got to weigh in this is. the way it's the way of the world I'm. saying that in Europe and in the UK in. most.

places I don't know how long it. is but it's usually Ben can you look up. the UK abortions the vast majority of. them are before 20 weeks I don't know. what or 25 week I'm unsure this is not. an area that I've done a hell of a lot. of research I'm not an expert in third. trimester ab and I believe that abortion. should be legal in America and and. federally legal like I I don't believe. because I think that it just hurts poor.

women that have to make all these. arrangements to go to another state and. have an abortion this is I don't believe. in returning here to the Dark Ages. that's not it's not good well the great. state of Colorado made it a. constitutional protected right well I. think New York did too I mean there's. some you know but I I. also believe that a through a certain. point it's tough to make the moral.

argument uh so like nine out of 10. abortions are done before 12 weeks in. most high high inome countries so I'm. assuming that falls within the UK would. would be that so nine out of 10 done. before 12 weeks which would be what. three months. mhm keep it under three. ladies. please that's. all what I mean Sam you give me a.

face I'm trying to come up with a. compromise here the world's not going to. be [ __ ] Denver so we need to have a. compromise like we can't just I have to. be the the voice of reason I believe in. legal Federal abortion rights but I also. believe that you can't like six months. into a pregnancy. go hey this ain't for me I don't believe.

that it's that's a. baby at three months it's not a bab so. hey ladies okay so hey ladies when. you're out there for ladies. night just keep it under three months. please I I found a many of those states. are going to outload the pill too so I. mean we're really going to the Dark Age. but this is the push back against. gender's not real and all this other. stuff that's happening where you have. this encroaching Madness that you're.

seeing all over the place people are. going to you know they're going to. deeply entrench themselves in like you. know like. Theocratic Christianity where they go. well now we have to live in a theocracy. which is not the answer either because. there's a lot of people that don't. subscribe to Christianity but I'm just. saying morally in a humanist way 6. months you can't. start you know we can't do this well.

they're still going to have the. abortions they're just going to pass. away from getting shoty work done well. if you're going to have an abortion at. seven months when you have a fully form. baby inside those are fun women though. those are the ones who get Knocked Up. they they're kind of well you know this. isn't for me I want to go to Cabo we're. going to lose the fun women it see. that's when I have a little bit of an. issue with it. because I I I think there's should be a. happy medium in this country between. ending all abortion and allowing people.

at eight months who go you know maybe. this isn't for me to flush the baby. there's got to be a happy medium and. it's ladies let's keep it under. three keep it under three months well. you don't know you're pregnant until. well pay. attention pay attention to your. body If I Was Pregnant I'd. know uh I have a medical paper here from.

England and Wales uh hey good job over. there so here are the major reasons for. having an abortion after 13 plus weeks. of gation can I can I I complimented you. and you don't even you don't even say. thank you well it was condescending why. was it condescending the tone was. condescending how was it condescending. because you were implying that I. typically don't do my. job that's a very negative way to look. at it I said good job MH you then. believed that I was being.

condescending do you have guilt that you. don't do a good job are you. guilty uh I mean I have feelings of like. worthlessness and I guess I feel guilty. but those are your feelings not my. feelings you ask me how I feel though. right but I don't make you feel that way. do I why are you making about you you. ask me how I feel yes but my point is. that when I say good job I'm trying to. compliment you and you are wrapping up. your own self-concept in it all all I do.

is try to do the right thing by not only. you but every man woman non-binary. person child elderly ancient Elder. indigenous person and guardian of the. land that I've always just tried to do. the right thing so I just say good job. that's all I'm. saying is it Condes does it sound. condescending when I say good job. does that really sound. condescending yeah I think you have.

internal guilt that you are racked with. because perhaps you feel that you are. not worthy of the compliments that I. give but that is not my fault I want you. to look in the mirror and give yourself. a big. kiss okay MH okay now please tell us. about that medical paper from Wales and. England good. uh so here are the reasons that you're. looking for in terms of why people have. abortions after 13 weeks of gestation.

yes they're H so uh at at the top of the. list is the top 10 list like Letterman. can you do it like Letterman number. 10 so uh 41% of people said I was not. sure about having the abortion and it. took me a while to make my mind up and. ask for one not good not not a credible. answer move on it's not uh second is uh. here's 38 % of people say I didn't. realize I was pregnant earlier because. my periods are irregular that is more.

understandable that is a lot more. understandable than hey it's 6 months in. and I you know I'm still on the fence un. inappropriate what about 13 weeks though. fine is that under three uh that's one. more than that would be one that' be. three weeks in a three months in a week. yeah fine just keep it around. three uh the number is three. so then we have uh let's see here oh.

this was out of this isn't percentages. this is out of 858 uh people so that was. 41 people then 38 now 36 and I'm going. down in the majorities here 36 people. said I thought the pregnancy was much. less advanced than it was when I asked. for the. abortion H okay um wait what it says I. thought the pregnancy was much less. advanced than it was when I asked for. the abortion they thought they were one. month and they really at four I believe. so yeah okay all right uh 32 people say.

uh I wasn't sure what I would do if I. were. pregnant that's coming in at number four. number five I didn't realize I was. pregnant earlier because I was using. contraception so they assume because. they're using uh the ring thing or. they're on the pill yeah they're not. getting your period Fair uh 30 people. say I suspected I was pregnant but I. didn't do anything about it until weeks. had gone by okay uh 26 people said I was. worried how my parents would react 24. people said I had to wait more than 5.

days before I could get a consultation. appointment to get the go-ahead for the. abortion and the number one reason that. people have late term. abortions is I found out Brendan sha was. the father. yeah pul shave from the band start. yeah man yeah I I got more reasons here. you want to hear them I got like five. more okay uh so one person says uh so 23.

people say my relationship with my. partner broke down SL changed so not. good high stress you're pregnant and you. realize you don't want to go through. with it yeah these are all not okay then. 22 people say I was worried about what. was involved in having an abortion so it. took me a while to ask for one so they. were scared okay but still get it under. ladies under three. uh then we have uh someone's 20 people. say I uh I had to wait more than seven.

days between the consultation how about. I give you. four four. months at at four months that's still. kind of a baby you're shark tanking this. thing yeah I'm gonna give you four. months I'm gonna give you four month we. got to make a deal nobody wants to make. deals in this country anymore let me. make a deal. ladies four months I give you four. four. months but you love freedom you love.

your freedom above all else I don't. think you could take an eight-month-old. baby and have an abortion that is a very. difficult thing for me morally to get. behind that is a hard thing for me. unless there is a tremendous medical. reason if you have a fully formed baby. inside of you it is very tough for me to. cosign that to be honest I.

just I mean the baby's born in a month. we should make adoption easier in this. country it is Criminal how horrible the. process is to adopt and here is the. other problem adopted kids are always. thieves yeah and untrustworthy because. they can never get over and Yannis Pap. is and me talked about this they can. never get over the feeling of abandon. from their mother it's baked into their. bones Russian orphanage syndrome the way. the nanny state is baked into the bones.

of the Aussies M and so you are going to. have a Crim for a. child gota have you're gonna have a. goddamn Crim but I still think it should. be made. easier it's difficult Ben where where do. you stand on this Ben the people want to. know the people want to know where. you're at how you feel weigh. in please well it seems to be like a lot. of things right uh like prostitution. drugs abortion where if you outlaw.

certain things you create a whole other. Litany of problems and it doesn't. necessarily stop the the action thereof. so uh I mean to have an opinion on it. seems somewhat pointless right because. people are going to have them no matter. what well I have to earn a living so I. think I might have to have one I don't. think it's pointless how do you pay your. rent completely pointless doesn't don't. you have a new car. anyway I'll tell you. this I'm running on the platform ladies.

let's keep it around three please can we. keep it around. three you bunch of. birds I understand there's reasons for. later it's a case by case I'm just. saying it eight months you don't feel a. little bad about that Sam eight months. baby's fully formed I think this should. be the last option but I also am with. Ben on the issue that they're going do. it anyway you know yeah but everybody's. going to do everything anyway people are. going to do Fentanyl anyway yeah yeah.

yeah right F fanol Well I mean if you. did legalize I mean we're getting in. some very murky water if you legalize. fentanyl though then people will you. know do it supervised and it'll be. easier I just mean there's so many well. are they going to do a superv I love. that's my favorite argument for drug. legalization where it's like you. legalize Fel they'll just do it to. supervise it's like will they is that. the way they're going to do it well all. right it's Wednesday day today's. fentanyl day I'm going for a supervised. fentanyl visit yeah it's all supervised.

and legal I'll just go in I'll do. Fentanyl I'll walk out and everything's. okay um I understand what you're saying. but I do believe I mean perhaps I am. further to the right than both of you. gentlemen uh because I do believe in a. little bit of. morality I do and it's a lot of gays and. gay men specifically that are forced to. of kind of and you see a lot of these. uh uh gay men coming out and saying.

these things that we need to have a. little bit of a moral country and it's. interesting to see because a lot of of. the more you know pansexual out there. kind of you know people are not but I. think a lot of gay men are starting to. go listen ladies let's just keep can we. keep it can we just calm it down let's. just not flush it at 8 and a half. months let's not do that it should be a.

thing that you know we don't do we need. like there's some people in this country. I mean people have oneman shows about. their abortions it's like okay but do we. need that do we need abortion. cafes is that next should you be able to. get an abortion in. Starbucks with a caramel Mada I don't. know I just think it's weird that gay. men are starting to become the moral. guardians of America now it's very weird. yeah but it's you know I mean lesbians.

are hopeless they're the vast majority. of them are more suited towards. agriculture which is fine but you know. gay men right now are kind of you know. kind of you know some of us not all of. us by no means all of us probably not. even a majority but there is a vocal. minority of gay men who are saying let's. kind of keep women in their box which I. think is kind of important and it should. be a box with velvet where they're.

comfortable but like I think gay men are. the ones who have cuz we're not like the. power of the [ __ ] doesn't really affect. us so we're able to say ladies how about. we calm it down and that's important. because a lot of straight men that just. want to get [ __ ] you're like yeah. whatever flush the babe do whatever you. want ban. everything we should only be able to use. water for minute and a half in the. shower and gay men are going hey get. your [ __ ] away from me baby.

[Laughter]. killer and don't we need a population of. people but let's bring it back to what. really matters Bobby Lee Kila Annie. Letterman Brendan sha roie way it's how. we started the show many moral questions. no easy answers. no easy answers many moral questions. quandries deep complex important they.

matter MH I don't know I don't. know but I do. know and that's the the horror that I. live with every day it's the struggle of. being me not knowing but also knowing. well you. know did you have you have you you uh. enjoyed your time in Australia we're. leaving soon we have one more day here. and then we'll be back in our studio.

yeah it's uh a wonderful place I mean we. saw the whole thing we really did uh six. cities not five but six that's right uh. by the way uh what was it called Point. tribulation Cape tribulation Cape Tri uh. three people just died on the road there. in one day on the way up well they're. drunk so it's actually we're scared of. the Crocs and the like doing any. research people do like flip over those. roads all the time and kill themselves.

there's no police remember and the. people aren't registered to drive yeah. maybe you do need. laws maybe you do need. laws a brilliant. end a brilliant. end it's dangerous here in the. rainforest it's dangerous in the. comedies to a parking. lot D ninja lurks behind every.

door but my consistent. position. is that I wish the best for everyone. involved and I just don't want to see. them hear from them hear about them at. all ever for any. reason and then. we're good we're. good as long as that promise can be made.

to me so that is my position it's my. position on. everything get away from. me and as far as the silky Oaks Lodge in. uh Mossman where the hell are we yeah uh. yeah I guess I guess so yeah you're. trying to be a grown-up Resort but you. don't know how you're a nation to crims. that's okay. but you need to give people Freedom you. need to fire your Chef you need to fire. most of your staff besides Lauren some.

of the guys are hot um but nobody really. wants to spend this kind of money to. take a shuttle bus into a venomous. hellscape to be here served horseshit by. human Swedish human trafficking. victims please get it the [ __ ] together. because now I have to go go to the Four. Seasons in Maui and I hope Rogan hasn't. booked my [ __ ].

Suite well anyway for fans of comedy and. MMA those two concentric. circles for MMA fans and comedy fans. this has been the Tim Dylan show with. Sam Talent the perpetually ungrateful. Ben Avery live from Queensland Australia. tomorrow we eat at Mr Wongs and Sydney. and then the next day we're out of here.

and we're coming home where the Venom. lives in the. people good night.