#294 - One Hyde Park | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show here from london. across the pond with ben. avery our producer who flew in for what. 48 hours yeah about that what a champ. what a champ that you would come all the. way. from your home. in california. i flew you what. business business class business class. all the way to london.

and uh. you've just been on vacation for two. days you've had an amazing. you've had an amazing time you haven't. had to do much. you edited a patreon episode. you told everyone at dinner you cut your. own hair like we should be impressed. you just trotted that out like some type. of. you know accomplishment you cut your own. hair uh but it's lovely and now you know. we're on the uh we're on the eve of.

returning to the dump that we live in. and i'm not really thrilled yeah. i'm really you know i i i could make a. go of it here. there's an ashtray on the thing i'm. covered how about you worry about you. worry about the sound levels. uh i can make a go of it here man i'm. kind of bummed to leave. i mean you know. as we're here the country of origin.

our country of origin. is just. it's a deeply. schizophrenic. place. there's a real darkness there. that can only be truly appreciated when. you leave. now i'm sure this place would get boring. after a while because you know i don't. know it lacks. some of that. but for right now for the moment i mean.

i just i'm kind of dreading. going back to america. the food here is good like you don't. feel like you're dying. when you eat. they don't have sugar in everything they. don't have like plastics. in the bread. like they're just hormones the gmos the. manipulated. [ __ ] that we. eat. they got fast food here they put it all. on like one street it's not every five.

feet. things aren't open at 2am to get a full. meal. the lifts are smaller. which is elevator for you [ __ ]. american scumbags you don't know what. i'm talking about. the streets are smaller i mean you know. you just it's it's uh. being fat is not really tolerated. it's not tolerated and it it. you get it there's no big and tall. stores there's none of that you can't. get anything.

i mean it's like we drove an hour to. some store i thought it'd be like a dxl. it was called bad rhino. think of that it was called bad. rhino. and it was not even a full store it was. just like a few shirts. in a fat women's store. in a shitty mall. an hour and a half out of london. they and i get it they're like let's not. celebrate that.

you know i mean. i i i'm completely for that by the way. they're like let's not make it easy we. don't want it to be they had a dxl here. an american fat store they closed it. down. because you know like. it's not permitted and if you go further. into europe like paris or something i. mean or if you go to scandinavia god. help you. but i mean we're staying at the mandarin.

oriental which is one of the greatest. hotels in the world if not the greatest. it's absolutely stunning and the uh. building next to us is the the famed one. hyde park where you know it's the most. expensive residential building in the. world the penthouse is on the market. right now for 200 i believe 296. million pounds and i might make an offer. i don't know i don't know if i will or. not. uh but you know it's a building full of. russian oligarchs and you know uh. i believe maybe.

the candy brothers who developed it they. might be in business with the qataris i. think. and um. it's just lovely. it's just lovely and nobody's there and. nobody's ever home and there's very few. lights on. um because the best neighbors are not. home i mean that's something that. you know people don't realize but that's. why in all these really rich areas. you know you have a great situation. because the best neighbors are always.

off somewhere doing a genocide like. they're not. they're not home they're not there to. complain. you know you don't have awkward run-ins. with them. outside you don't have to suffer through. small talk with people who are driving. past you in their lamborghini to go into. a bulletproof glass garage all of their. mail is getting sent through an x-ray. machine they're being guarded by the. equivalent of british special forces. none of those people oddly enough want.

to tell you what they think about. everything. but i've lived in lots of. areas. where people cannot get enough of your. time. what's nice about russian oligarchs. uh sheiks. people from the united arab emirates. uh chinese amusement park tycoons people. uh russian gangsters in the uh. fertilizer business. indian mining magnets you know. uh brazilian uh uh mining magnus maybe.

it's brazil that has the mines i i don't. know but like you know what's really. nice about them is they really keep. their opinions to themself. they are a lesson they don't even want. you to know that they are your neighbor. what a lovely idea. now there's a premium to live in a. building like that there's one flat on. sale flat means apartment for you. american uh non-healthcare having scum. suckers that i have to see tomorrow.

but uh flat is a in an apartment and. there's one flat on sale for five. million don't think i didn't call my. business manager we can't do it it's too. out of range but um and then the next. one up is 17 million but that is the. premium that you pay that is the premium. that you pay to live in a building where. people don't want you to know they also. live there could there be a better. arrangement. seriously could there be a better.

arrangement. in life than living in a essentially a. hotel. for uh billionaire criminals. they keep to. themselves. they don't bother you. they don't they don't oh what oh the. what do you think about the game huh. what do you think about these uh trans. kids in the schools. they don't get into that.

right from the lambo to the apartment. that's it. they're not just going off on whatever. the issue of the day is. they don't get on a soapbox they're not. trying to be heard they're not getting. you in the hallway did you see tucker. you know. what they're doing now. is they're making kids transition. in gym class. see you can get away from all that i.

mean that is the answer it is the only. answer and you know people are going to. get mad at me again they're going to go. well. how am i supposed to live in one hard. part well that's not my problem i can't. manage your life i can't even live there. i'm just saying as. as things go. as goals go. it's a much better situation for someone. like me who's just a little tired of. people's opinions i'm a little tired of. the unsolicited opinions of friends.

neighbors family co-workers uh you know. i i am now seeing the value uh in the. type of privacy that can only be. attained uh by living uh with dictators. who have a healthy degree of paranoia. because many people want revenge on them. for the things they've done. it's a nice place to live it's a lovely. and then you know i like the guy from. the spectator who came to the thing he's.

very sweet but you know he's [ __ ] on. one hyde park and that guy lives in what. putney or. scumsberry hey shut up like what are you. talking about oh you can't live there oh. knightsbridge why would you want to live. there hey shut up and i like him but. let's get real. if i come to london and i may this is. the only spot for me i can't live. anywhere else. harrods is such a great [ __ ] store i. don't fit in anything i went to. christian dior and i said i'll spend any.

amount of money do you have a three axe. and she said she did let me tell you. right now the 3x would not have fit you. i went into the dressing room with the. 3x. it was like i mean. putting that on it was like i was on. ayahuasca shapes were changing i. couldn't get my bearings i'd stepped. into another realm. i felt like i was on i didn't know my. hands looked bigger and smaller i was.

trying to fit into this 3x and it was. mortifying and it was terrible i could. because you know the uk it's different. than america. it's very different the sizes here and. finally i came out and of course i. didn't come out wearing it because i. would have looked absurd. i came out and i was like oh you only. have a navy blue i wanted it in brown. and she's like we don't have it in brown. i'm like thank god. and i just ran out of there. but our agent likes harrods which is. interesting because he's plus size and i.

wouldn't think he'd like harrods but. then you go they have three food courts. in harrods so i go oh. they're also selling rib eyes and sticky. toffee pudding. so i get why he likes it. but you know. i mean this is just a place for me i've. i've had enough ben's watched the. masters for the last 10 hours. uh you know it's it's uh. it's a lovely place to be. you know and then uh you know.

then you just keep checking twitter in. america and everybody's fighting about. uh disney. you know. people just screaming. there's people outside of disney with. the ten commandments. you know again i just i i think i want. to get citizenship somewhere else no i'm. dead serious i want to get citizenship. somewhere else i don't think it works. out and i kind of don't want to be a. part of it anymore whatever it is on. both sides. on the side where it's like they think.

every teacher is a groomer trying to. [ __ ] their fat children. and on the other side of like we should. let three-year-olds uh you know cut. their dicks off in the middle of math. i'm both uh on both sides i can no. longer participate in my country i. really don't even want to it's become an. embarrassment to live there. um it's become an embarrassment to live. in a country. where uh many of our major streets are. lined with tents that people live in but. all of the uh all of the headlines are.

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bought us uh he's the largest. shareholder in twitter tell us about. that about 11. this is big news. because elon musk what happened to the. tunnel he was building between what. happened to the tunnels has he given up. on the tunnels. remember when i was on rogan and we were. talking about these magical tunnels that. elon musk why don't you build a tunnel. under austin to help the traffic except. the tunnel doesn't you go underground. and you never come above ground the. tunnel just leads and it just drops you.

into some like hole in the ground that. you can never come out of how about that. that'd be a great tunnel but i guess. we've given up on the tunnel the. ambitious tunnel system that was going. to get rid of traffic um and there's the. mars expedition but now he's buying. twitter which i'm for. i like the idea that he wants free. speech back on twitter but i think the. better idea is to just shut twitter the. [ __ ] down. that's everybody's real take that really. thinks about it the best thing to do.

would be to stop trying to make. meaningful arguments in 140 characters. or less. get the [ __ ] off it and move to one hyde. park in knightsbridge and if you can't. do that kill yourself. because there's nothing else to do maybe. pollock's peak in hong kong. perhaps but the language barrier is. something it's not nothing over there. but that is also i guess and there's. smog. but i mean so what's he doing tell. everyone what elon musk is doing on.

twitter elon musk bought ten percent how. much of twitter did he buy you bought. nine percent of twitter percent of. twitter how many shares is that benjamin. let's see because he made quite a quite. some cash on here yes and some of the. people at twitter are mad they're like. elon made me money but i still don't. like him. 3 billion and then it surged by 26 in. response to the news the stock well. lovely and now what's he doing he's. trying to get an edit button.

and he's trying you know he's got some. concerns. about the draconian. uh policies we're seeing on a lot of. these tech sites good for him yeah he. wants to open source the algorithm. uh what does that mean speak english uh. the choice of which algorithm to use or. not should be open to everyone. interesting so you could go on what like. a hate timeline you go i want to go on a. hate timeline today you could curate. whatever you wanted you could curate.

whatever you want so it's just not only. twitter feeding it you can feed yourself. you can go i want to go on a timeline of. just celebrities and shootings. i want kardashians and school shootings. today that's my mood. i want to oscillate between meaningless. celebrity gossip and the bodies of dead. children. you can pick and choose you can curate. your timeline i want a little queuing on. today.

i want a little q a on today and i like. some motivational uh. speaking. i want some bitcoin and q. i want a little q and a little coin. on the timeline today that's what my. timeline is it's just bitcoin. trans people. ever and and uh q and on related. activities that is my entire twitter. timeline it's bitcoin bitcoin bitcoin.

trans trans trans. and still some. you know. rehabilitated version of q and on that. still lives on to this day. uh that involves the ukraine and hillary. and hunter biden. and trump and everything and and i don't. know what's on hunter biden's laptop the. guy just fled to switzerland the media. clearly wanted biden to win they. sandbagged the hunter biden laptop story. they said it was russian disinformation.

they lied uh they wanted uh biden to win. they had uh they had a dog in the fight. and they you know so if you're still. like this whole idea that the media is. even objective or ever was objective. is not true it's a fallacy so if you. believe that i guess you're perpetually. shocked by all of these things but there. is another media. uh where they they did report on the. story or as much of the story as they. could report on and that way you know. obviously the mainstream carries a lot. of weight and they were the ones that.

kind of you know diminished the story. but it was still out there but what is. on the laptop he's smoking crying who. takes all these photos of themselves. and crack. like has anyone asked that question why. why are you photographing like i. understand if you're [ __ ] a hooker. and you think it's hot. it's still not a good idea to just take. 80 000 images how many images are there. there's lots how many. but why is the why does he have like 20.

000 images of him smoking crap i've. never even thought about it is he being. blackmailed. but but they're on his laptop it's so. weird yeah he's just cracked out in. motels and most of them there's it's. weird stuff but no one thought biden was. going to win so he's a weird guy to. blackmail hunter but while his dad was. the vp. biden was the vp. but so i'm i'm wondering like. maybe this is a blackmail thing but why. would you have thousands of photos. there's photos of him just sleeping in.

bed with a crack pipe hanging out of his. mouth. and and you go can someone explain to me. who took that photo i guess a hooker. yeah and there's orgy photos too orgy. picks him with hook where are the orgy. pics i mean i saw one of them he was. like. he was he had a hooker's he was like. choking her out with a stocking or. something. i saw one with squirtle on the bed a pet. uh stuffed squirtle and him and a hooker. what's a is that a pokemon it's a. pokemon he's like pretending to bang her.

from the back and there's just a. squirtle in the he's an artist. [Music]. i mean the guy's an artist. so i mean is it really appropriate to go. through all of his sexual peccadillos. he's an artist. the man's an artist who was involved in. it with a gas company in the ukraine. for his art. what was he doing in the ukraine oh. there was a uh he had a deal with a gas. company there but he also had some sort.

of i'm gonna uh look this up real quick. but supposedly that might have been a. distraction from their dealings with. china too because they were investing in. some companies over there what. qualifications does he have. to do any of this no i'm curious did he. go to school uh did he graduate from. school. did hunter biden get a degree in. anything. and is it. in any type of field that would make you. imagine. that he has some kind of expertise and. energy okay so he went to georgetown.

university that's a good one and then. after that he went to yale law school. okay so he's he he at one point. he was somewhat qualified but okay. and what did he get at this a lawyer. let's see here. um. and of course daddy helps get you into. all these places i'm not blind but if. you get through them if you get through. georgetown and you get through yale. you at least have some level of you know. i can understand how he got involved.

uh in you know in in whatever scam he. was doing he's an attorney so he's a. bachelor of arts degree in history from. georgetown university and then he became. a lawyer after that so it's just. mfa in law how does he get involved with. the ukraine. uh how does he get involved because. we're trying to figure out the real. story here because my twitter timeline. says that he's run you know the whole. game. hillary and him. and all of these people are undeterred. they're not dissuaded by the fact that.

everything they've believed hasn't come. true. nobody's in gitmo. nobody's there's been no. you know like uh any type of. reckoning in the way they imagined and. yet the the. troubling amount of schizophrenics in. the country. are are are so i'm trying to weave. through. that narrative and find what's true we. know he smokes crack that seems. that's beyond uh any type of debate i.

don't think that's not a conspiracy. theory he enjoys crack cocaine he likes. hookers and that goes along with crack. if you're going to smoke crack you don't. go read the kids in libraries you [ __ ]. hookers my curiosity is why he's. involved with the ukraine. okay so here uh it actually i have to by. the way we got to edit a few jokes out. of my special because the ukraine is. just. unfortunately you know you do a few. light bits. and then uh you know the there's bodies.

everywhere and i mean it's just like hey. you know it's you know it just we gotta. get a few of the bits gotta get edited. out of the special they would throw away. bit you know a couple of one-liners in. the front but. and we don't know if we're gonna drop. the specialist an hour or if we're gonna. just drop in eclipse we don't know yet. nobody watches an hour we're debating. that but we got to get to ukraine out. because maybe putin uses a chemical. weapon or a dirty bomb in there or. maybe i don't know what happens but it. just you know it's getting to the point. now where it's not not that it was ever.

funny but you know it's just getting to. the point where it's really not funny. it's you know it's to a point now where. you know i feel like it's in poor taste. to do a few of the uh you know lower the. gas price bits that we were than i was. doing. things you've heard on the podcast. already and they were going over well. but sure you know it's unfortunate now. they had a thing in bukhar. i don't know how to say it but uh. you know the russian troops went in. there.

and um. [Music]. our. i mean the term is massacre. the term is janet you know i'm not there. but it's certainly you know from the. pictures and from people that. are you know you know reporting from the. ukraine it certainly doesn't look good. 300 plus found dead yeah 300 plus yeah. well it's not you know i mean it's bad. but. just in pure numbers. to be honest in pure numbers. i mean we've done 300 easy.

so it is you know but i'm not i'm not. one of these people who excuses. everything the russians do like there's. people on twitter now that we're. everything the russians do they're like. well let's take a look at this. and i'm like no no i think i i think a. sovereign country was invaded. uh. russia's in the wrong it's you know. i i mean i still don't want a nuclear. war. i still don't think that we should be uh. enforcing a no-fly zone in the conflict. is i don't think it should grow in scope.

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they have over in china so from an email. from hunter biden in august 2017 it. indicated he was receiving a 10 million. annual fee from a chinese billionaire. for introductions alone though it is. unclear who was involved in alleged. introductions and it says. in 2013 hunter flew aboard air force two. with his father who was then vice. president on an official visit to. beijing where the younger biden met. investment banker jonathan lee hunter. told the new yorker he just met him for. a cup of coffee but 12 days after the. trip a private equity fund bhr partners.

was approved by the chinese authorities. mr lee was chief executive hunter was a. board member he would hold a 10. stake. yeah okay i'm i'm um he resigned from. the board of bhr in april 2020 but still. held his 10 stake in bhr as of july this. year. uh so then the new york post reported in. april 2015 in which an advisor to. barisma which is a right that's the big. one i don't know if i'm saying it right. barisma barisma it's a gas company in. ukraine right natural gas and then the.

emo apparently thanked hunter biden for. inviting him to meet his father in. washington hunter was a director on the. board of uh this a ukrainian-owned. private energy. hunter was killing it. like he was doing well this is what they. do with these people the politicians you. know. at what point did he throw this all away. to just smoke crack. do you know what i mean like i'm trying. to analyze it from that perspective like. here's a guy. daddy's the vp. he's making all the introductions he's.

getting paid. real money. at what point does the crack addiction. be just become untenable where he can no. longer perform said duties. you know and i'm sure all of this is. shady and underhanded and whatever and. you know but at what point. why is hunter not out in front where is. hunter. that like these are questions i have. like where is he. what happened why is he not more like. what is the deal did they just put him.

somewhere for the election like. i mean is the guy not like like roger. clinton or tiffany trump the fat. daughter did they just like put them. somewhere. where is hunter biden right now is he in. one hyde park is he next to us i think. he's in malibu. is he in the booth this. secret service renting mansion for over. 30 000 to protect hunter biden they. chose the malibu property to be as close. as possible to the president's son. report says. huh.

dream dinner me. you. hunter biden caitlyn jenner. i mean in malibu sunset. nobu. just beautiful. [Music]. with two great with two patriots. four if you count us. so hunter biden's in malibu but i'm. trying to like. he's a wild guy his his brother died and. he started banging his brother's wife.

yeah some of that's on her though. right. hunter's just kind of being hunter in. that scenario like some of that has got. to be on her what kind of woman. starts banging the crackhead. so now. they refuse. get gensaki up who refuses to answer any. questions about hunter biden now now. this idiot here's what i'm here's where. i'm having trouble with all this you got. this guy. he brings his laptop in.

for a repair and and delaware why. what kind of crack is he on and i've. said this before on the show. where he's like doesn't he have access. to bit like why is he bringing his lap. doesn't he have a guy. you would think right why is he bringing. what is he going to the geek squad what. is he doing. he's getting 10 mil a year to set up. investment bankers in china. why is he.

i i i i'm confused but i guess he's. smoking crap. so all of the holes in the hunter biden. story go back to the fact that he's. smoking krill which is a nickname for. crack from the old days when i was uh. out there. uh misbehaving. never like hunter but. it wasn't great. i got jensaki here. you want to hear her yeah. because they refuse to even they pretend. like this guy's not alive. they act like hunter biden doesn't exist.

a lot of stories about hunter biden. servicing this week so to ensure the. independence of the investigation would. the president support the appointment of. a special counsel. well first the president has never had a. conversation with the department of. justice about any investigations into. any member of his family he said that. during the campaign and he will continue. to abide by that so i appointed the. department of justice for any additional. steps they would take they would make. those decisions independently is there. any concern that they're not going to be.

necessarily seen as being able to make. the decisions independently the white. house chief of staff is out saying. that. the president is confident his son did. not break the law. well that's something the president has. said and certainly we would echo but in. the same answer to that question peter. during an interview this week on abc ron. clayne also said the justice department. is independent and they will make their. own decisions and the president has said. that he never. spoke to his son about his overseas. business dealings is that still the case.

yes. that's a lie. but i don't know what hunter did it was. illegal. that can be proved i know hunter's done. a lot of things that are illegal white. collar blue collar all kinds of you know. but i don't know what he. what can be proved is it a campaign. finance violation is it. because this is what they do all the. time they make a lot of money they they. make introductions they. i'm unaware of what he i mean obviously. the crack. and the hookers right.

but then the q and r people are going. there's human cha there's proof of human. trafficking. on his laptop which maybe is true or i. don't know. i i don't know but i don't know what the. justice department is looking into i. haven't seen that confirmed that there's. we're not going to see it confirmed. i don't even think they mean cp i mean. i'm sure the q and on people do but i. think they mean like. traffic hookers we also have to stop the. idea that every hooker is human traffic. can we cut it out. everyone with a [ __ ] job is human.

traffic everybody was thrown in a van. and taken to denny's without a choice. this is how some people make a living. so yes some of them may be traffic but. some of them are just showing up to make. a. so. i just where i just don't know so this. guy's in like hiding in malibu. and and he's not can he make a statement. i guess probably lawyers are advising. him not to this is from february imagine. they're advising him not to uh yeah so.

this is from february 27th bye. again go into this now for people that. are like me they're behind the eight. ball because i don't even live in. america anymore so i don't really give a. [ __ ] i just want to hang out with boris. johnson uh. so now. all right so take us back to this entire. thing with the like this guy that. discovered the laptop just fled to. i believe sweden. it's on drudge he he fears retaliation. from the white house. supposedly he's downloading thousands of. images off.

the hunter biden laptop and i was this. the guy that he brought it to originally. you know. this guy has fled the country which i. get because he he doesn't want you know. he doesn't want the old michael hastings. treatment. here for the daily mail whistleblower. who handed hunter's abandoned laptop to. congressman. dailymail.com reveals he has 450. gigabytes of deleted material including. 80 000 images and videos and is fled to. switzerland okay.

fearing retaliation from the white house. who has 80 000 images that's crazy on. their on their laptop. right. there's something here folks. and 120 000 emails that's that's insane. there's something here folks i i don't. know what it is but i'm i'm coming at. this in a non-ideological way i'm just. look if any of this is true. 120 000 archived emails well.

the emails are not is as much of a thing. for me. 80 000 images. that does make you think there's. something wrong. you know what i mean right that he's. paying for large transfers of images to. have on his laptop like he clearly. didn't take him so then who knows what. it was. but uh hey let me let me take you don't. you understand when you got rid of. jeffrey and just lane this is what. happens you have crackheads running the. show now.

let's be very honest about it look at. where jeffrey and gislane lived chizlane. came from england. look. it's not right we know it's not right. okay. but if you're gonna run a global human. trafficking ring. do you want. jizzling maxwell who spent her life. mixing with royals knows which fork to. use with a salad. wears probably vintage cavalli i'm.

guessing doesn't look great i mean the. hair she kind of looked like a a wet dog. sometimes did the best she could with. what she had she's not a great beauty. it's the uk it's not brazil the women. are what they are but the point is do. you want her and epstein a little egg. penis brooklyn math teacher. do you want them or do you want this guy. smoking rock in malibu. whose father's got dementia. [ __ ] his dead brother's wife.

do you see what i mean. it's a terribly unpopular point i'm. making and it's hard to make. but it involves the realities of the oh. i saw light go on in one hyde park go on. go go back into this where is this man. from switzerland and let's get him on. the program. uh okay so let's see here so his name is. jack. maxey can we if we release the special. eclipse can we release 5 000 hunter. biden images with every comedy clip i. release.

can we make a deal with him get our fat. agent on the phone say that we're gonna. do a drop every monday it's gonna be a. comedy drop with 15 000 images from. hunter biden's laptop. can't we. yeah it's like an nft right it's. yeah maybe. bitcoin conferences this weekend we. didn't go we're in london we don't live. in america. we're not going to some big convention. center. okay so he gave daily mail they wouldn't.

pass what we wanted but go on he gave a. copy of the hard drive from hunter's. abandoned laptop in the spring of 2021. he also gave copies and material from it. to the washington post new york times. and senator chuck grassley well that. fell on deaf ears they had no interest. the new york times was like delete. he claims they all sat on it for months. for the past two weeks and this is from. february 27th maxie has been hiding in. zurich working with it experts to dig. out more data from the laptop from hell. he's a former co-host of a laptop from.

hell. what a great book. and now. abc's movie of the week. the laptop from hell. this guy looks like a class act well. he's uh a co-host of x donald trump. advisor steve bannon's podcast the war. room. is this who whitney webb is trying to. set me up with oh is it i don't know if. it is then we got we'll get him on the. show this is his name maxie his name's. max i don't know it listen.

well here's the problem they there's no. problem killing us. maybe that's why this guy goes he goes. if i'm gonna go on a show i'll go on. this thing they'll kill them. steve bannon probably told him kill. these [ __ ]. steve bannon's like don't get me killed. get a younger version of me killed and i. don't agree with steve bannon on a lot. of what he says and i and and my skin. looks great sometimes. but the point is. that is if this is who she's trying to. set us up with we'll have this guy on. we'll go to switzerland tomorrow can you.

message her and ask her. is it this guy because we will interview. tell her go is it this guy we will go to. switzerland tomorrow and interview this. guy i will go to switzerland uh tomorrow. and we will interview this guy later in. the week if this is. what i think it is but if if it's not i. mean we're not i don't want some hack on. here but if it's this guy. i'm not trying to get killed either but. i mean at least let's get killed over.

something 80 000 images jesus christ. i've got like 40 images on my phone and. 15 of them are of scones. was this guy a former white house. staffer for trump. is he i don't know ben you're the one. who does the research i'm the comic uh. genius and the cultural commentator. you're the back office. i'm wondering if it's not this guy i. don't think it is this guy we also tried. to get jk rowling we wanted to go to. edinburgh.

and have jk rowling uh you know come out. with the the. you know the you know the the the. figures of the man and the woman with. the you know the the stick. what what's that the pointer and she. point you know should we wanted to do a. thing with her which she'd point to the. genitals the whole thing. i wanted to interview her as hagrid. and where she would make great points. but i would interview her as her. creation hagrid the groundskeeper from. harry potter and and and she would make. points about bio biological.

uh essentialism. uh in terms of gender and i would sit. there as hagrid and probably agree with. a lot of it but we tried to get jk. rowling and i mean that [ __ ] i can't. even message her i can't even get tulsi. gabbard on again the nell kids who i. love but they have they have trump they. have [ __ ]. they got ch what's your name caitlyn. jenner on i can't get tulsi gabbard on. and i i i [ __ ] offered to do the. interview in moscow. it should hit hard folks it should hit.

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has spent the last few months just jerk. it off. i mean i guess he says there's images of. drug trafficking prostitution and. criminal activity. well we know that and he's going to make. it all public is what he says. is that a crime after the fat like it. might be can he be. charged if a photo comes out with you. smoking crack with a prostitute ben and. i pray every day it does. if a photo comes out is that a can they.

charge you with a crime. uh i think so but jack said that the fbi. never filed hunter biden's laptop into. evidence so jack the jack maxey oh the. guy so he said the fbi just you know. ignored it like you know you see time. and time again where something's they go. to the fbi they give them a bunch of. evidence and they i don't know i have a. i have a good amount of faith in the fbi. and they really seem to follow up on. everything. i mean from my experience. they do i mean. i mean what is the fbi. not followed up on i mean they're just.

they just get it done so here's here's. uh here's the order here's the handoff. the only thing the fbi doesn't follow up. on is the thing is the crimes that the. fbi themselves. uh have initiated and uh curated which. is the vast majority of things they're. investigating okay so. in 2019 the laptop was abandoned at the. delaware computer store the owner is his. name is john mack isaac he gave a copy. to trump's lawyer rudy giuliani who then. passed it on to maxie so then.

he says i came here so that we could do. a forensic examination of hunter's. laptop safely in a country that still. respects human liberty and the ideals of. liberal democratic principles and great. chocolate. he said i do not believe this would have. been possible inside the united states. we had numerous attempts on us from. trying to do things like this there. uh. maxie said that after contacting daily. mail about the laptop last year black. suburban suvs appeared outside his house. and former us intelligence officers.

trying to protect him oh maybe yeah. that's probably what was happening. they're probably trying to protect him. he said he kept receiving strange calls. uh. uh and former u.s intelligence officers. friends he shared copies with told them. that they received strange calls. i showed this to a friend of mine in. desperation in february 2021 because. nobody would listen to me no news. organizations would take it in fact the. very first major news organization to. take it was daily mail very dear friends. of mine the sharp tip of the spear were. making welfare calls to me every day.

basically to see if i was still alive. maxie claimed one former intelligence. agency senior staffer told him soon. after he received the hard drive in 2020. if you don't release enough of this so. that they know you can release all of it. i'm telling you brother you're a dead. man maxie took their advice on october. 2020 and posted batches of emails and. other files from the laptop on file. sharing sites but after an hour the. links were taken down maxie says he. believes the us government was hunting. down files from the laptop posted online. and flagged them to the companies there. were five drop boxes two in the us one.

in new zealand two and you know it's the. most disturbing thing about this whole. story because biden has like dimension. alzheimer's. like he he has to you have to keep. explaining to him what's happening. all right so sit down let's go over this. again. your son is on crack. bo no bo's dead. hunter yes hunter's on crack he's. [ __ ] hookers and he's got a lot of. shady deals in the ukraine. and they've got to probably do that. three or four times a week with him.

so this is a full-scale kind of all-out. war to prevent what's ever on this. laptop getting out. because best case is really embarrassing. but i think worst case it proves there's. some criminal activity so now i'm. getting it's coming together more. where and the the bigger thing is uh. what trump tried to make issue out of. hunter biden's dealings with ukraine. russia and china which included high. paid consultancies and gifts and. allegations that as vp joe biden had. shaped american foreign policy in. ukraine to benefit his son.

well that's a little bit of a stretch. because the foreign policy in ukraine. has always been designed to benefit the. united states of america. which is a country. uh. that is. based on fraud and deception and lies. and so. i mean i'm sure what's good for the. goose is good for the gander you know. it's like. yeah i mean hunter's not the only. businessman running over there smoking. crack with hookers. you know you know putting his [ __ ]. beak in the trough.

you know not that by the way it's. completely inappropriate when your. father's the vice president but it's not. like american policy isn't that anyway. like i'm sure america's goal is not out. there to spread democracy america's goal. is to be out there to get you know. willing trading partners and trade. routes and control of ports and. uh you know all kinds of things and. you know they want uh economic you have. economic interest in all these countries.

so yeah i have no doubt that doesn't. mean it's it's it's good that you know. putin's over there in buca making soup. out of people. but. for sure let's be let's be honest about. what america's interest in the ukraine. is we didn't give a [ __ ] about the. ukraine. america's interest in the ukraine is a. is a financial and uh. geopolitical strategy like every country. just like russia's interest just like. china's interest but what's interesting. about this laptop is all of this came.

out because a crackhead abandoned a. laptop. in a dell why would you even have a. laptop fixed. it's just such a. i mean people got to look at hunter and. be like what the [ __ ]. i mean jill seems pretty with it it's. her son right you wonder if she calls. him and goes you know you're a real. disgrace. i mean he this is black sheep of the. family. the literal term black sheep. is to abandon a laptop with 80 000.

images of you smoking crack and punching. hookers. and then 120 000 emails of shady. business dealings in china and ukraine. while your father is running for. president. like oh his mom died in a car accident. by the way it wasn't jill just. correcting oh okay. well this is maybe why he's using the. crack right i mean there's problems. there the biden family has problems. maybe he was disturbed by the fact that.

his father kept referring to the inner. cities as jungles. [Laughter]. maybe that made him start uh. maybe that made him start experimenting. with out of mind experiences. so jen saki who by the way has the. energy of a woman scorned right like. every time you see her she's just the. energy of a woman who was told like an. hour earlier like she is the energy of a.

woman who finds a text from her. husband's lover on her phone and it's a. man or something you know like. she is just uh i mean god and supposedly. she's leaving right she going to msnbc. is he going to pay her a lot of money. that that's what i heard that shensaki. is leaving. but they're just they're pretending this. doesn't exist but this is gonna kind of. be. yes msnbc unless the only way this. doesn't get bigger is if this implicates. some republicans too.

i don't know. you know i mean. i it would shock me if it did because i. mean they're an honest upstanding crew. but i mean perhaps there's some. bipartisan shenanigans you know is he. the only picture on there with the. hookers and the blow. it's so weird to me to take that many. photos when you have that many photos on. your own [ __ ] laptop god are you an. idiot. god you an idiot. it seems to me.

could it be possible. he's being blackmailed. there's some level of blackmail they're. they're emailing him these photos i. don't know i don't know i don't think so. no i mean he was uh supposedly so not. only does he have a child with uh london. roberts. with uh now who's london rapper. he has a three-year-old unacknowledged. child supposedly. uh then uh on top of all of this he's. not a good father. [Music].

i mean now i'm starting to question his. character she's a stripper. i am. really really. losing my faith in america. right now hunter biden. has a child that he refuses to. acknowledge. with someone named london robert. and with the first name of london she is. shockingly a stripper. is this.

child. trans. because i want to spend four hours. talking about that. and only that. where is london roberts at can we get. her on the show. probably. uh he also stayed with a woman named zoe. kesten. who's like a uh. um. lingerie and textile designer spent five. hours giving testimony on biden spending. where he would stay at the chateau.

vermont in los angeles where in 2018 he. was preoccupied with cooking crack. cocaine. hard not to like him you know i mean to. be honest with you like he stays at. really cool places. you know it's hard for me to judge a. substance abuser as long as all the. women were of age that he was choking. you know and as long as it was. consensual. bdsm. it's hard to get mad at a guy who's just. trying to get his beak wet in the. ukraine and smoke a little krill with a. few ladies.

but again it's uh not right if his. father is making policy. that's at all influenced by his son but. i don't i mean that seems like a weird. thing. but not impossible. but again i think the policy is just. like yeah we want to pillage the ukraine. like we just want to. so hunter's just like let's send hunters. like the marines did you send him in. first. let's send hunter in let's see what. happens. he'll he'll find out where all the good.

brothels are. he'll figure out where you can score. you know. and then we'll get the rest of the. [ __ ] ugly americans great ben mes and. rick book we'll get the rest of them. over there. to do the same thing but where are we at. now i mean he's not been charged with. anything we have this guy in switzerland. going i'm gonna release photos of the. laptop. and uh they're looking into uh whether. hunter biden correctly met tax. obligations during a period in which by. his own telling he was being paid 50 000.

a month by ukrainian firm burisma. or biden's financial ties to foreign. figures and businesses while his father. served as barack obama's number two so. they're also looking into the tax thing. uh but obviously people say a legal. lobbying was also an issue that shadowed. trump throughout his presidency people. right now that are worrying about what. your kids learn in school which is. something you should worry about but. don't you see what your kids end up. doing to you in the long run. don't you get it. you're worried about what your kids are. learning in school but let me tell you.

right now it's only a matter of time. before they're smoking crack in hong. kong [ __ ] you all up. or shanghai. whatever keeve. don't you understand that. it comes back to bite you stop with the. helicopter parenting. they need to learn responsibility and if. they cut their dick off and they don't. want it and they want their dick back. well that's a big oops. i'm against that by the way i'm against. them cutting their dicks off.

i'm i am. i'm thrown by this whole hunter biden. thing i think there's something there 80. 000 images is very weird. it's very strange regardless the federal. tax probe is moving forward a federal. grand jury has heard testimony in recent. months. about income and payments he received uh. while serving on the ukraine energy. company board. well we'll leave it there because we. just don't have that much more info but. i'm sure that we'll be getting more info. i'd love to interview. uh this guy in switzerland he's not.

going to grant an interview to me we. could really get involved with the trash. british press. here like if we stayed here and lived. here we could like do something with the. daily mail kind of real. you know this could really be we could. really carve out an identity. what do you think you've only been in. the country for a few days but what what. are your impressions of it what do you. think i love dublin i met a guy there. that was really awesome and and i'll see. him again. uh you know dublin was a really cool. place. uh you know i connected to it as an.

irish person. uh. what but this is kind of. you whereas double is my heritage. this is your heritage because i explain. to you i'm ethnic. i'm irish my grandparents came off the. boat. they you know they had gaelic sayings on. the wall. the the parties that were singing and. fighting and there's grudges and it's. irish it's irish catholic repressed. things and you know but you were really.

a wasp and this is your heritage just. kind of quiet people. golf. you know somewhat dull. autistic. eccentric to a degree. you know. seville rose suits. uh you know leather boots cardigan like. this is where you kind of come from. horse you know horses. gray. oceanic climate. a little humid and windy.

cold. water like. there's something about this area that. very much is your heritage do you. connect. to this area kind of the way i connected. to ireland when i saw a lot of uh people. that you know were drunk and political. reactionaries you know wandering around. the park. do you do you connect at all. to the uk and is kind of a very dry dull. you know.

you know but in a really good way right. it's like london's the financial capital. of the world it's like a big. it's a big bank and everybody you know. so. it's nice people aren't screaming and. yelling it's very civilized it's very i. mean rayquan made a great point like we. don't live in a civilized country in. america we just don't. we do. the people here are so audrey taylor. green is threatening jimmy kimmel. people. people. she's said her husband will beat him up. or she went to the cops because she said. he said where's will smith when you need.

her she goes he's threatening to kill me. i again it's just not a civilized. country. people are attacking each other with the. academy award it's just not. it's a grotesque it's a fun house. it's a circus. and i don't live there anymore so i. don't really judge it i just. i live at one hyde park. but. do you connect to this. do you connect to this area oh yeah. absolutely uh these are my uh.

i guess are you not supposed to say. these are my people but like why the the. claw i like the tea i like the clotted. cream i like that people dress nice i. like that it's quite cream is great i. thought it was butter it was so good uh. people love golf over here and nobody's. walking around with a political. statements on their shirts uh people. smell very nice they have good hygiene. yeah i mean what's there not to love. about it. no one's screaming i love that no one's. screaming nobody's screaming everybody. has a is is is just everybody's calm.

now ireland there's a little more fire. they're still talking about the. reunification of ireland i mean they'll. never stop with that. but the guy that i met he had an irish. accent and there's there's something. very attractive about an irish act don't. you don't you agree. about an irish accent yeah don't you. think it's very attractive it's a it's. the most musical accent where their. voice is like an instrument they're kind. of playing there's something attractive.

about. that particular accent. you know. that i think i think that's universally. i i think is universally. um. believed. for straight guys i think it's the latin. accent and maybe maybe it's i maybe. irish makes sense too i guess. um. straight guys is the latin accent i.

think so right. i don't you tell me. like because it's the it's the silver. tongued lady who gets you to take your. ring off. you know she's a silver tongue devil and. she's sort of sliding here and there. you're seeing latin people are devils no. that's not what i'm saying. no no no no no. i don't i'm missing they're they're. they're tempting you like i'm not saying. they're devils well i guess i kind of am. if you think about it the way i'm kind. of latin women. are trying to take your money.

i i think they sort of fit in the role. of the siren a little bit more what. about a jew broad long island accent. like susie essman doesn't that make you. want to just come. doesn't that isn't that attractive. no but on a guy i think a dude on a guy. an irish accent. is very attractive but you're right on a. woman it's probably less attractive i. yeah i just watched an irish film. starring a woman it was scary an irish.

woman just like having babies and like. you know just on the street and. being like oh father we don't have the. money. oh. they all play changelings in films where. they're like demons and stuff it's very. scary yeah well. in real life they. they you know they they don't change. nearly enough. the um. but no an irish dude like that that. accident on a guy is very attractive but. you know perhaps.

i don't know perhaps and i didn't like. the i i the uncircumcised penis i think. is fine it's not a big adjustment it's. not a huge adjustment to make i thought. it'd be. more of an adjustment what do you think. about the uncircumcised people isn't it. i've always heard that they have more. nerves in their penis so you have to ask. i don't know that that's what i've heard. so then you you're more likely to come. quicker so you're not as good in bed. typically if you're um. if you have the skin well i think most. people that i have sex with are on. medication.

so i don't think there nobody's coming. immediately. you know you have to put work in. everyone everyone now that's under 25 is. you know. it's you know everybody's on some like i. should get on something i should get on. i come too quickly because i'm not on. i'm not on the pill i should be on a. pill. you know. maybe i should go to the doctor and go. can i get on the pill because i want to. come later. because everybody now is just coming.

later and they're happier during the day. so they're happier during the day not. filled with fear and hatred during the. day. and then they come. you know. after a while. maybe you know. and some people just not at all i don't. know some people just don't come anymore. some people go off their ssris so they. can jack off more and they end up like. having to go to like mental hospitals. and stuff because they're like they're. tired of not being able to get their. dick up anymore so they go off the meds. so they can get back into jacking off. they miss jacking off and then they go.

crazy. it's pretty wild. what corner of the internet do you just. spend most of your time on it's. there's. the show in new orleans is cancelled no. one bought tickets ah sorry robert. pattinson supposedly he was going to. come. i think i heard from dasha he's so good. on red scare what does he do again uh. have you seen good time the safety. brothers movie an actor yeah. he's in batman. the batman. i can't be involved.

i don't i don't know what goes on and i. i you know american culture to me is so. uninteresting. that i just don't. really. but i imagine that i imagine some people. will see that film and enjoy it but i. feel bad because him and i i think him. in the suki waterhouse part you know his. uh you know they were going to maybe. come to that show i heard but maybe. that's. not true but i feel bad but nobody. bought tickets so we got to cut it loose. i'm sorry i don't know what happened but. every other show is going i mean we've. sold like 300 tickets the theaters got.

like you know what are we doing here. i thought there'd be more but you know. everybody in that city is just drunk and. so anyway. sorry. but every other show is going off as. planned and then we're in australia. we're adding shows in sydney and. melbourne. i think in brisbane and and we're going. to rock out and then the tour's over and. then we'll figure out are we going to. drop this thing as an hour are we going. to drop in clips we don't care about. your opinion. uh but it might be more fun to just drop. it in like five minute sections once a. week i don't know because then i mean. it's an hour just anyone watch.

an hour who's this ben you love golf. that's a jordan spieth he's going. through a pretty big swing change. he's going through puberty. no he you know he won a lot when he was. younger and he's talking about big. golfers listen to this show right. they're kind of too dumb to really. appreciate my sense of humor they're. just big retards aren't they well. they're you always raise kids and. they're mean. and they just drink and they don't like. questioning things right so a show like. this they wouldn't like they just like. jesus and booze.

yeah i think you have to kind of live on. the surface of life to be a successful. golfer yeah you can't you can't any type. of athlete. uh thinking is a detriment. to athletics. and i've said that multiple times to the. ire. of many people who think they're. athletes and aren't. but i think for most good athletes being. too introspective is a massive problem. just like if you are. killing it in a lot of businesses i'm in. one of the rare businesses where. you're it's you're paid to kind of think.

but usually you just learn an algorithm. and run an algorithm over and over again. if you're a big finance you know there's. nobody sitting in the london financial. district right now that's really killing. it who's sitting there it's like yeah. but what does it all mean. [Laughter]. you know they're just doing what they. have to do right. so i think with athletes is kind of the. same thing but we have you know big. people that listen to the show and i. just wonder if any of these golfers do. if you're a big golfer let us know that. you listen to the show because ben loves. golf and it would be nice to find out.

that there's a fan you know i feel like. maybe phil mickelson does cause he's the. only one that kind of has opinions on. tor and reed's book yeah but i bet he. doesn't. but um. who's did well he defended saudis on the. a couple weeks ago who's the who's the. japanese guy that's killing it nobu. hidiki matsuyama or uh sungjm he's south. korean are you talking about japanese or. south korean. that's called morkawa he is american. he grew up in glendale listen you know. what i'm what my point is.

nobu nobu matsuhusha. who's. hideki matsuyama was the first japanese. call for to win the masters now he's. like the president of japan he'll never. pay for a meal the rest of his life good. for him yeah. how great is it that if if this is true. robert pattinson's ticket is going to be. refunded that's kind of funny hilarious. i don't even know if it's just probably.

not true he probably has no idea who i. am but the point is if it is true. it's hilarious. that he's going to get an email saying. there is no show and i am sorry if. you're a fan of me in new orleans i. don't know what to tell you we just. can't do a show for nobody. it just doesn't work so god bless uh you. know i overestimated my draw there we're. gonna say it's a scheduling conflict but. that's a lie i'm being honest with you. uh because i'm always honest and um. that's why i'm telling you right now i'm. no longer living in the united states.

i've left uh the united states of. america what tea did we have today we. had two teas oh uh yeah uh roo boy rory. boytee which is r-o-o-o. i hate that accent it's a red bush yeah. don't like the accent. now what about. i have it pulled up already this is and. i want you to tell everybody about it. tell them the story it's called dae hong. pao which is the big red robe. can i tell the story behind the tv i.

want you to tell the story so supposedly. there was like an emperor in china that. was sick and he was walking along and he. met a farmer who gave him this tea right. and when he drank the tea all of his. medical conditions uh lifted and he. became well again yeah and so he gave. the farmer his big red robe so this is. called the it had leathery. but i read the full version of the story. later on his son abandoned a laptop. and even though he felt better 80 000.

images of his son smoking crack and. punching hookers started to float to the. surface of the internet and there's no t. that fixes that [ __ ] america good night.