#285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show we do apologize that it is. late we are how how many days later we. uh three days four days it'll be four. four days late. uh. it's not our fault for the free well is. it not. there's a mandate here we had to go find. our vax cards we're in l.a we were not i. don't let anyone record. unless they have been. vaccinated and boosted twice yeah which. is not even required or allowed i tried. to sneak some ivermectin in here and rub.

it on myself but you stopped it you. confiscated it and you said only vaxxed. only. boosted. double masked. face shield. over every orifice we must prolong life. at all costs yeah. no matter what we must defeat covet no. matter what prior infection you gave me. cobit so i could recover so i could come. in here we will defeat covid yes not the.

chinese but covered we will we will beat. it we will beat it with our antibodies. which are just tiny little mini rogans. that call in your body and fight back. yes thank god. well i'll tell you this i had a birthday. giannis pappas is with us. i had a birthday recently am i at the. point where i'm friend of the show yet. yeah friend of the show. of the show i like that that means like. um you know i'm friends with you guys. friend of the show yeah. and i had a birthday recently and uh. it's a real when you get older and you.

have birthdays you realize. they number one they. they're annoying. and they shouldn't be celebrated and. then you you realize your friends are. like my friend michael who's a nice guy. he's i'm the godfather to his son who i. love but he's like an idiot and he. ordered. like italian subs to my room. in new york city and like a chicouteri. platter and like a tray of like chicken. parmesan.

and this is after louie anderson and. meatloaf both dropped dead. and he decided to order this. in my room i'm staying there in new york. cologne and then i'm not there i'm doing. stuff the whole day i come back it's. just cold food. that this junkie. has sent to my room. and i hate i hate the calls and the. texts happy birthday from people you. haven't spoken to in years yeah well. that's how you know i'm a real friend. yes first of all i don't even think you. called or texted if i would have known.

it was your birthday yeah i was about i. was about to say this is how you know. i'm a real friend then i realized i. didn't know it was your birthday no but. that's a friend that's a friend yeah. people that go oh it's. people are texting you and speaking you. haven't spoken to them in years. happy birthday boss yeah. what. yeah that's embarrassing well you know. i'm you know if someone's gonna if if. someone in this business is gonna wish. you a happy birthday this is what i. learned this week yeah if i'm gonna wish. tim dillon a happy birthday. i'm gonna plug my dates at the end i'm.

gonna turn that camera around bert. christopher gave me a nice one-two. lesson on turning it into content i'm. like happy birthday tim dillon he's the. best marketer in the business you swing. that cat he does the swing yeah and you. go tampa february 10th yeah so joel's. yeah february best market no if his. daughter is a period he goes on. instagram live. he's the best. marketer in the entire business it. should be. it should be you should listen to that. yeah. yeah that is the goal yeah.

ben gets a happy birthday text because i. i can't monetize it yeah so you'll get. one but for timmy dillon i'm yeah i'm. shooting a sketch with it yeah it's got. to be it's got to mean more yeah but you. just get you get older and and you. realize that you're just dying and then. the people that are wishing you happy. birthday in a weird way or they kind of. want you to die yeah. i almost feel like every text like happy. birthday hope it's the last one. you know yeah well it's almost like a. message when you send those type of. sandwiches to the room.

that it was it was embarrassing that's. how you know my friend i would have sent. you if i would have known it was your. birthday i would have given you what you. want what you need and that's a pokeball. yeah i mean you it's embarrassing to. come back to like chafing dishes from a. long island. fireman's retirement party yeah in your. room alone yeah i'm like this is an. embarrassing thing that nobody needs. and i'm in bed now i gotta call the. people at hotel can you just take this. out. can you take all this food out of here. did you not eat it and just order it.

cold yeah it's it's been sitting there. for 10 hours so what you're saying is. it's not always the thought that counts. it's never the thought that counts it's. a lie. but when. when when michelle our friend michelle. brought you brought you a re-gifted. sweater that was three sizes too small. wasn't that that was a good thought she. she she she bought a gift for someone. that didn't want it. and then she came in and gave it to me. and it was three sizes too small. thoughtful though thoughtful yeah yeah.

thoughtful as if she walked past it in. her house and said oh i got to get rid. of she's the type of person when she. lies. she believes it yeah so that's the best. type of liar right she believed as soon. as that person said i don't want this. michelle literally believed that she. bought it for me. yeah she believes it that's how you know. faith is stronger than reason yeah. because if she would have taken one. second to reason she would have said tim. is not a child small.

yeah it was cr and then she said. something like yeah you you work in i go. you work she goes yeah she goes you jog. and you'll fit in this yeah yeah jog. yeah. i'll jog and get hit by a bus and. reincarnated as someone who still. wouldn't fit. into it it was but she's a lot but i. like people around me that are liars and. degenerates it's a good show it's a fun. show it's a fun show no most of my. friends are you know they're. these are people you want to watch yeah. yeah we just had them for two reasons.

double entendre yes pun intended we just. had a fun meeting yeah we had a fun. meeting and i don't know if we should. talk about this. should we she text your lawyer first we. had a fun meeting with the people that. run the sub stack. so have you heard of this now. subset journalists. can't get things published in the. mainstream news. um. when they're writing because the. mainstream news we all know.

is corporate sponsored. propaganda. and. these people are fearless thought. leaders. yeah. yeah. yes they are. yes they are so. they're fearless thought leaders. and. which i like i'm all for substance go. make that money hey go make that bread. barry. who came to the show we had a great show. at the comedy store kevin hart chris. rock uh.

and then barry weiss came to the show. and did uh i did 30 minutes uh talked. about uh uh israel. at the end we appreciated that. uh we had a meeting with the sub stack. founder wanted to meet with me. and i brought you yes. it's much like in good will hunting. when matt damon just sent ben affleck. but he didn't want it yeah i went in. there like ben affleck like. retainer well they.

they called me and ben right yes yes and. it described for the people what they're. trying to do because the show on patreon. is big and they want us to jump they. want us to jump over from patreon to. them and take everything with with us. and get off and get off youtube yes for. free for free. and get off youtube as well for no money. cause you're friends because we believe. in what they're doing. so they call us a woman called us and. she's a nice woman she's a peppy.

she's a pep. and she called hi. hi. we're like big fans. i. i'm like 20 million bucks. 20 million dollars i mean you saw her. address she could afford it 20 no she. can't. 20 million dollars. like i said if you give me 20 million. i'll youtube i'll say youtube i'm off. sorry susan whatever name is i leave. here and then i leave the patreon i.

don't know who the hell runs at. 20 million but because we got businesses. that make money. rogan got a lot but you got to pay money. here. and so then we threw that number out and. then she you could tell she was like. aghast at that number on the phone she. didn't understand it maybe she thought. you were joking that's why they went. through at the meeting yeah so i don't. know what she thought but then she said. we want you should sit down. with the founder of. sub stack.

because they want to be doing more stuff. with content so i brought you you. brought me yeah you you brought me in it. was a message you were basically saying. me and my friend were walking and we may. walk by that restaurant we're having fun. you're not in l.a all the time no. this is not a serious signing meeting i. can tell that yeah the message is uh i'm. gonna fit you into what i'm doing yeah. yeah we're gonna and and and how do you. think it went did you enjoy it it was a. as we said it was a good show. it was fun it was a good show you.

you. set the game at the beginning yeah they. they thought hey we're gonna sit down. they were thinking like this is gonna be. a three-hour meal we're gonna get to. know tim and only tim yeah the. reservation was for four right we had to. change tables they were like oh who's. this yeah and tim's like this is my. friend we had to find a new table they. had to put us in another section of the. restaurant yeah and they thought it was. just gonna be a nice bonding. dinner. where. you were an ally in the revolution right.

yeah they didn't know that you were. there to let them know we're playing a. different game and that game is. listen let's get right to it. because let's not act like we all don't. have real friends yeah i mean let's say. that let's get back to our real friends. we we have real friends they said let's. we all have real friends yeah and you. know we're like. let's not get right to it yes cut it out. yeah yeah let's cut it out here we all. got real friends waiting for us are you. smoking crack.

uh we're not moving the operation. to sub stack. for no money. [Music]. are you on. crack cocaine. sir. good sir. and madam. they said to me they go we'd love if you. did it for a reason it was other than. financial. what. no. i well i'm not gonna do it. the only reason i would do it.

if you gave me a shitload of money and i. don't have to charge anybody any more. money on patreon meaning like. my fans get the same deal they've always. had they don't get [ __ ] over at all. and you give me a chunk of money. then maybe we'll consider it. but you didn't want to just. my the thing that i was a little. surprised by was that you didn't want to. get to know them better they they seemed. like it would be a fun hank yeah they. wanted yeah they wanted to like be. buddies. they thought we were going to be buds.

and they thought it was going to work. out where i would be like hey you know. it would be fun. i was going to call ben and go let's. just just just delete the patreon right. now. they thought i was gonna do in the. middle of dinner i go hey why don't we. delete let's just delete the uh youtube. and the patreon yeah i you know you guys. are visionaries and i just want to do it. for the culture the cause yeah i'm. excited i'm excited about it and. that's why i worked so hard to build it. on my own just so i could just over. dinner i could be charmed and give it. away yeah and they go they go we don't.

want to own you yeah. i go. well i'm not owned now right nobody owns. me now. they're like well what's great about the. sub stack is we have the email. yeah. they go we have the email list have you. you have we have email on the site we. can email the people they know we have. that too right i don't know if they do. know that we have email they go we have. email you can email your people when. their episodes come out you send the. email they were really searching for. reasons why they didn't know what they.

didn't know they had no idea they had no. idea what the advantage would be they go. well it's a community yeah. it's a community of people that get. emails yeah. don't you want and i said i like what. you're doing i like the idea that these. journalists can go make money. andrew sullivan and barry weiss and uh. greenwald and taibi whoever these are. people that should have a platform and a. way to monetize uh their stuff but then. they were like [ __ ] on patreon and. it's like listen. you're just doing what patreon did.

for journalists that's exactly what it. is that's what it is yeah you're. cheating on the thing that you that. that's the whole thing right right it. would almost be like if patreon met with. the journalists right and said hey guys. why don't you come over here for nothing. and then right be like wouldn't that. disrupt my whole thing right and they go. no no no no no no no because we have. emails yeah what about the email. signatures have you heard of the email. we we can send emails to people here you. don't have to go to the post office. anymore yeah. it's not snail mail we got real email we.

got the real thing we got real email. here yeah and uh they were nice enough. people but they didn't i don't i don't. think they fully understood. what. they were saying. no yeah like i said they were calling. for a different type of meeting. the meeting they had was a lot shorter. than they expected. was i rude no i don't think you were. rude i was cold. i think i think you were realistic i. think it was well the restaurant's. disgusting yeah well that part brought. me to a dump then you admitted you'd.

never been there before why would you. take me someplace you've never been. these tech people don't eat they don't. know anything about food right um. and they brought me to some dump right. and and then it was just kind of a. contentious back and forth and then well. i stood up and left yeah right in the. middle of one of their sentences yeah. yeah you went oh i forgot i have to do. this thing and that was it and there was. yeah. one of the guys his face was just turned. red a lot right it looked like he was it. looked like he was on a date with a. crush and he just kept turning red.

from. his. expectation that things would have been. different and they were not what he. thought well it it's kind of wild to me. to imagine that somebody would disrupt. their entire thing to go over to this. other thing that has value i'm sure i. mean people make money there. for nothing. for nothing. yeah. what are we talking about yeah that's. that's exactly how elon musk got started. i want all of the money you're giving to. katie herzog i want it now.

that's exactly how all the big guys got. started they built the thing and then. someone came and said do it over here. just do it here make us big it's. i'd like one the guy goes i'd like you. to be jazzed about it. are you jazzed. i go no you're you're not saying there's. no money yeah. yeah and then one guy goes well why is. it so much money i go will you give me. three times what i'm making minimum yeah. because why change anything it's not. broke don't fix who cares right now if.

the guy wasn't foreign from a country. that you. australia i got problems with them and. why. i said during the quarantine lockdown. that australians were lazy criminals who. wanted to drink in their backyards and. didn't value having any kind of rights. including the right to work which in. australia is laughable it's like america. the right to exercise right you know. australia the right to work it's like. nobody.

i mean it's just it's not even real. there okay there's a few people in. australia that work very few. uh but the vast majority of people who. live in australia are wombats. there's nothing wrong with that but. they're you know what i mean yeah. they're like doing chewies they're. drinking beer out of their shoe. they're animals. are we you know and i get death threats. all the time about this and then they. want me to go tour there to get killed. really australians get really that bent.

out of shame some of them get mad they. can't take a joke yeah and the other. problem is i'm not joking. so then that's the problem right but. this guy was fun enough the australian. guy he was trying he was trying he was. trying yeah he was really trying he was. trying he reminded me of like a girl. who's been kidnapped yeah. and. she's seen the face of the guy that's. kidnapped her and she's pleading just. please i want to see my parents please.

let let me live and the guy goes of. course i'm gonna let you live if you're. just good and do what i say right and. then. in the back of her head she has a little. hope and she keeps you know and then she. knows she when she turns around he's. just gonna hit her in the head with a. brick yeah to kill the witness. yeah the vibe was like a little glimmer. of hope even just out of desperation. you said substance they're having. problems right now what's going on with. they got the q and on people in there. now yeah i'll pull this up they've david.

i saw that on right wing watch today ugh. don't bring up right wing watch i hate. them. i hate anyone that's watching anyone. stop watching. left wing why any of the watches. why anti-vaxxers q anon influencers and. white nationalists are flocking to. sub-stack. well this is gonna be silly. let's i mean. what are they mad about here robert. malone and baron said let him say what. they want to say.

who are the q and on influencers i'm. more interested in that i'm bored of. this vaccine nonsense you got to admit. the q9 guys got better imaginations if. you're still in q anon right now it's. nothing short of downright impressive it. is it is commitment the fact that you've. been queuing on is like guys at the in. 2009. during the mortgage crisis they're like. no it's still good. it's still good yeah. yeah my favorite was when they were. showing up in dallas. at daley plaza.

waiting for jfk junior to come back i. mean that is beauty they're having more. fun on earth than we will ever have. um. you got to admit it's fun it's a fun. club it's it's absolutely fun it's a lot. more fun than the other side who's just. going around you've got to be in a club. yeah so whether you get an ape nft and. change your profile picture and then. you're in the that board 8 got club yeah. or you go to daley plaza and wait for. jfk junior to come back the latter. sounds a lot funner to me some guy. mercola is open about the fact that he's.

using sub stack to publish content which. even he himself considered to be too. controversial to keep on his own website. in may 2021 he deleted posts on a site. which promoted a range of false cover 19. cures including effectively inhaling. bleach. i look kind of like that in his substack. post mercola announcing he'll be. bringing his deleted content back by. publishing it on the platform that is. kind of funny hey all that content i got. rid of it's back baby i love that his. cure is the same as an alcohol desperate.

alcoholic who's ran out of real bottles. right just just start huffing. just start looking that's what. alcoholics do when they're out they just. start looking under the sink but here's. the deal. people this is a subscriber model you. subscribe. what's the problem adults subscribing. for the entertainment they want this. isn't a super bowl commercial no we're. not going in the middle of super bowl. standing hail bleach yeah covered hey. right wing watch if you haven't noticed. this is a private club it's a private. club people pay to get in why you can't.

it's just like any private club right. you're on someone's property right now. how about you go after the bohemian. grove or like skull and balt like what. about those they're private clubs yes. q and on influencers uh. are on sub stack. jordan sather patel patriot and. technofrog. techno fog technology technofog post. regularly for both free and paid. subscribers. while in the comments q and followers. engage with one another to debate and.

share conspiracy well where would you. where do you want them to do it right. where do you want them to do it. that could have been an effective pitch. if they did it much better if they said. hey tim yes you know. you joke about everybody yes you're a. comedian. but if you ever wan lose it right if you. ever lose it right and go hard right. we got your back no it would be better. if they sat me down and said there's. it's a matter of time before you. degenerate.

it's a matter of time before you turn. that corner right we want to let you. know we are that cool it's a safe place. for you we are will allow you to go rant. and rave about whatever you think. the problem is that week yeah. whatever scrambled brain. you have. in the future it has a home it has a. home it's just on sub. yes that at least would have been a.

pitch it would have been something it. would have been smart yeah. i don't even want to go into all the. names of the people i don't care they've. named a ton of people. it doesn't matter to me because i i i. don't if you're subscribing. who gives a [ __ ] right but. isn't it a hip place for a comedian to. be in a club with a bunch of classical. liberal journalists. that's the other thing i mean that's as. hip as it gets there's no comedians over. there no and if they want a comedian to.

come over there they gotta. you know. give me a lot of money money. that's all we're talking about yeah. that's the difference between comedians. and journalists comedians have the. potential and often do make real money. right yeah what i should have said is. yes i'll do it for free yes but my show. is me and alex jones. let me tell you who my show is before. i'm gonna do it for free they would have. smiled and been excited i would have. said. you got me yeah i hey yeah you're right.

yeah i don't need any money to delete. the youtube channel in the patreon can. you imagine these psychopaths yeah we'll. delete it all and we'll build it back. from scratch so it's me and alex jones. you go there you go we want the tim. dylan joe you go you know what i don't. want to do the tim dolce tim dillon. show's dead i want to do crisis actors. yeah tim dillon and alex jones i have a. new show called sandy hook question mark. where mean alex jones go over the.

evidence because there's evidence. there's not but i would say that at the. dinner because there's evidence no i've. seen some auditions in backstage. magazine for crisis yes i've seen it. yeah i've seen it people that want to. pretend they got shot yeah outside of. school yeah but it didn't work and we. laughed and unfortunately i think the. door is now going to be shut. after this show that's so strange. because at the end you said let's keep.

talking. let's keep talking yeah i'm talking now. yes i think that's what you meant yeah. we're all talking you're like i'll be. talking later. yeah yeah we're gonna talk yeah. it was fun. one of them said. he thinks he could come up with. something that you might be interested. in i remember that yeah yeah what a. commemorative mug. they added in mines. a tote bag. bag what would the point be this is the.

thing. now people are probably listening to. this going you greedy pig all you want. is money yeah okay that's number one. what else would be the point yeah what's. the point friendship right. [Laughter]. they go no you have all your content in. one place yeah you've got it in youtube. and on patreon and oh it's all over they. were basically saying like don't you. want to hide it all yeah you know how. everything's decentralized what if you. centralize it all yeah you know how it's. so accessible on every platform yeah.

what if we hit it on ours what if we. hide it and put it somewhere yeah. yeah that's basically and this new thing. which i didn't realize every subscriber. that signed up would have to be. interviewed by barry weiss. whether they were anti-semitic or not. they threw that in at the end there's a. test barry weiss gives every new. subscriber she calls you on the phone. and and goes through 10 questions if. you're anti-semitic. i love box of awesome they've advertised. for 40 [ __ ] years. on this show.

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doubling down maybe some of them are. buying nobody knows where the bottom is. or the floor. you were just talking about odell. beckham jr yeah he took his whole salary. for the rams 1 million bucks in bitcoin. full in bitcoin someone ran the numbers. all he all his payouts to agents lawyers. whatever with the dip in bitcoin it's. now worth. 34 000 is what he's making right now. playing for the rams as a professional. football player.

yeah. but it could go up right. that is true so that's why you do the. bitcoin that is the hope yeah i'm not. getting into it until there's a way i. can hold it. i need well that's the whole but that's. the whole point is you can't i know but. they got at least an effigy at least. some symbol of it to know that it's in. the computer so if i go to a strip club. yeah i can i need to be able to throw it. i need to be able to fling it as a. stripper yeah i can't just add like. strippers hanukkah coins yeah i just. can't tell the stripper like do you want.

to be a part of the future or not. strippers are taking crypto are they why. not. i don't know maybe not this week. yeah it's tough it's down about 37 000. what's the lowest it hit. the lowest uh this year. well the lowest hit in the past couple. of weeks uh it looks like about 36. it's um. i have one bitcoin so i just watch my. bitcoin. go up and then go down. hopefully we're going back to the.

bitcoin conference again this year in. april. we're we're negotiating that. yeah we have sub stack who's going to. negotiate it for us so we're really. excited about what they get. well like does having a bitcoin if you. have a bitcoin does madagascar get to. have electricity like is there a way to. do it where everyone can still keep. electricity. because it takes a lot of energy right. it doesn't take as much energy as other. things no i mean it takes a lot of. energy the mining of it right but i mean. everything takes energy right so i mean.

we hop on a plane whenever the hell we. want is it does it take as much energy. as trying to decipher a text from. whitney cummings nothing takes that much. energy so then does whitney have any. bitcoin. i don't know i stayed at her house i. think she thought it was shultz for the. first two days she pissed on uh on the. lawn she pissed it along like a dog now. why does she use the bathroom outside. she does that because she wants to mark. the ground. her her what she owns so the coyotes.

know that another animal is there and. the territory's claimed and she's right. there is an animal there. well. there is an animal. there is an untrained animal. no yeah she got up from supper we were. eating yeah she took the dog out she's. got a baby little pit. and to show the baby she was teaching. the baby she squatted and peed and then. the baby and the baby who's gonna pee. anyway yeah but in her mind she's going. the baby's now peeing the baby pitbull.

is not peeing because i showed it to pee. right nobody does that th the pipple's. still gonna pee cause dogs pee when they. gotta go to the bathroom they don't pee. because they watched a human do it. outside and then go okay now you gave me. that idea this is the real q anon it's. not it's people think it's these. hollywood sex parties it's just whitney. coming [ __ ] on her lawn yes no like. now that i've been here a week and. nobody's drinking baby blood but people. are [ __ ] on their own property. outside yeah yeah i mean we love her and. she's a wild woman yes you know and. she's unpredictable and i went to. stamos's house i checked the basement.

yeah there's no adrenochrome bar i don't. think he was ever implicated well he's. close enough to tom hanks that's true. right so even if he's not doing it he. knows about it tom yeah that was a big. one tom hanks was the big one right. right i just i checked there's no. chrissy teigen is where i tapped out. yeah cause like why she's not important. i just don't have a high opinion of her. it's like. if you're gonna tell me somebody's uh uh. running a human trafficking ring or. they're satan accountable. at least let them be talented.

[Laughter]. you know what i mean like at least let. them have some kind of [ __ ] talent. right like michael jackson i can believe. you know what yeah or you know what i. was thinking about i was thinking about. woody. i was in new york and i was thinking. about woody i drove by. where he lives i was staying up there in. that area in the upper east side and. i mean the guy is just such a chronic. the the way he chronicled. manhattan and new york in a place that. we love. um. is you know he's on his 50th.

feature. the man is 86. and he's gonna have to. sell it on louis ck's website he's. selling. [Music]. his new movie is coming out on. gasdigital.com. yes digitalnetwork.com who is jay gomez. woody allen's new podcast at cass. digital with zac amico. what do you feel about because.

here's the the way we come down on it. is he guilty probably is mia guilty yes. put them all in jail. she adopted an entire taiwanese [ __ ]. village you got to cut her off at some. point like a bartender at a bar you've. had too many. she's bringing thailand to him. [Laughter]. he doesn't even have to get on a plane. so like my whole thing is like uh is. everybody has some blame there and i. don't want to make light of this this. young girl suffering. if this happened right which it might.

have. and i you know. but how do you as a new yorker it's a. tough one and a fan of woody allen. and someone who has a daughter and cares. about kids. how do you make everything okay in your. head because this is the thing now. that's coming up in a lot of. discussions we are finding out that most. of these or not most but a good amount. of these people that we held in high. esteem and respected. uh cooked children in a pot.

the only way you could do it is by. separating the art from the artist like. taking away his movies from us. isn't a punishment to him it's a. punishment to us. so right give us the movies because the. movies are good the movies didn't diddle. anyone the movies did nothing wrong put. woody. and all turn epstein island which is now. vacant i'm sure somebody's trying to buy. it probably the chinese yeah but before. the chinese bitcoin 2022 little st james.

take that island and make it a metoo. island yes and you put all because a lot. of talented guys have been me tood think. about the lineup at a comedy club great. idea if you did a me too tour great idea. i mean you got cosby closing you got. louie yeah you got uh is i don't know is. delia back he's back he's back i don't. know what he did maybe he didn't do it. he didn't but he was opening that you're. opening with a bang yeah you're open. with the bank and then you have woody. making movies you got louie making his. movie too which is the brothers mcmullen. with joe list right you got it all.

cooking and and you and you stream it to. us we get to see it but they have to. live horribly like they're in jail but. on a tropical island on a tropical. island it's a it's a jail they're. they're white-collar criminals you can't. put them in rikers you know it's gonna. hurt their creativity they need. cantaloupe they need cantaloupe right. and they need the occasional thing that. they like but what happens when you take. all these uh people that have massive. problems you purge all of them from art. do you know what you get. you and i'm not saying art should be.

created by exclusively pedophiles right. but i'm saying that like when you get. rid of all of the people that have ever. said a wrong thing or had a bad. relationship been a drug addict what are. you gonna get you get bad art you get. bad art you get homogenous boring. pointless horseshit that nobody likes it. doesn't it it's it doesn't resonate with. anybody. the people that don't understand the. human condition. um you get like weird paper pusher.

uh office politics type of like. bureaucrats that are now. trying to be comedians and artists and. movie filmmakers it's weird we suffer. there's no reason for us to suffer right. and we the taxpayers should be able to. say we demand their art but they can't. get paid for it what if there was just a. disclaimer before the movie go this. movie's made by a pedophile yeah i think. adult i think yeah would you even leave. the theater if they said this movie is. made by a pedophile how many people. leave the theater what if it was a big.

one like a new marvel movie right before. it they just come out with a screen to. go ah this movie's made by a pedophile. i'm a mature adult i get it yeah you go. you go hey separate not into that yeah. not into that but let's check out what. these are people would scream that at. the screen maybe some guy separate the. odds from the artist like somebody was. gonna walk out and he'd be like but you. gotta separate diode. from the artist. it's the only way to do it we should not. suffer yeah i mean the guy who made the. galaxy movie he he had some.

some she had some tweets some tweets. some jokes james. yeah. so i mean don't take him away he makes. good movies he doesn't. yeah i mean like. it's a real sticky thing yeah because we. obviously view. the activities is vile and heinous. with woody. you know. it's it's weird because it's in the. context of a family. dynamic that was really [ __ ].

him and me had this weird. it's unfair can we trade. like because. woody's hearsay right it's like her. story versus his right shoes but also. hers and like some of the friends some. more yeah okay there's a few words it's. hers and hers and hers versus he. probably did it he might have but even. like dalia it's just hearsay he may not. have done anything it's here it's all. hearsay but that's yours so look about. this trade right we go marv albert the. voice of. the new york knicks and and.

national broadcasts on sports forever. retired with grace. after having prostitutes for lunch over. and over again he would bite them and. bite them and bite them and bite he. liked to bite and he got and he just got. grandfathered in to grace. like no consequences can we say hey. we'll give you marv albert we know what. he did we have the bite marks as proof. give us one back.

we'll watch him of course. you know we'll make sure he doesn't do. it again but. girls need the leah the comedy fans the. girls they need that he's funny give us. him we'll give you. a real offender i think he's back and i. i think there was a lot of confusion. about what. he did. it's not clear it's not clear. it may be unfair it's not clear yeah. i i i heard he was directed a high. school production of rent.

[Laughter]. and people got angry at him now i but i. don't know i don't know we don't know. but no one knows we just know what we. read and how can you trust what you read. i only trust i stack i need have you. gone to sub stack. sub stack is fearless thought leaders i. will work for free. i will not make a decision on what. actually happened to dalia until dr. robert malone comments on it dr robert. malone he'll tell us what's going on.

let's get dr robert malone in here. please be like what's the truth about. all these people and what they did he's. got the answers he had like a bolo tie. on when he did. robert malone yeah. nothing instills you with confidence in. a doctor isn't a bolo tie and uh jordan. peterson went into rogue and looking. like huckleberry finn well his pants. were like look like he was in a river. well he's in a he's you know he was in a. um he was in a uh like a uh. uh what was he in like a tux with a bow.

tie. and short pants he's like you know it's. not immediately clear to me. why climate. is climate it's not immediately clear to. me. he you know he's been through it yeah. he's been through the ringer he's been. through the ringer and he's a brilliant. guy he's a smart guy yep. and. but he looks right now like he's. uh like he's in his almost his final. form. which is a batman villain like he seems.

to be he looks like he just took a break. from a catering hall handing out [ __ ]. shellfish yeah he seems like a like an. angry maitre d at a long island italian. restaurant. screaming about climate change. oh you don't like your table. i told you it's the only table here we. don't have an innumerable amount of. space that's the problem with people. they think there's an innumerable amount. of opportunities to eat you can eat the. eggplant rollatini and you can eat it. anywhere it's not immediately clear to. me if we put you in another table that.

you'd be having a better thing the thing. about marxism. and the pareto principle is that that. plant rollatini in any society. concentrates in the hands of fewer and. fewer people well that's correct but. it's actually so correct that you have. no idea how correct it is so it's an. underestimation of the problem your. table on the corner is an. underestimation of the problem. yeah. you just walk away and you go like. rogan needs a new car like rogenstein.

has these guys but we got we need. someone new we need who's a new. professor we need like a new. like a new professor yeah yeah because. he's you know he's great but he's he's. you know he's done it right. so we need like a new. yeah who would it be i don't know like. what other professor from some college. you never heard about. yeah it's gotta be it's gotta be from a. small small college that didn't matter. to anyone and they have to be the next.

guy yes you know yes. well i'm sure there's a lot the money's. better yeah money's better online than. it is that you know uh. it's got to be like a collet like a. small college yeah. and a video's got to go viral of like uh. a lesbian beating him with a stick yes. like just three lesbians beating him. with a lacrosse stick yeah or just a. bunch of students burning his book yeah. burning his book and they're like. pushing his car like if you see a bunch. of.

and we can organize this yeah and. perhaps it has been yeah but you put. someone in a car and then the students. are just like you see the car going back. and forth and the professor's like you. know just a bunch of kids with purple. hair just pouring milkshakes on them as. he screams and then he needs to emerge. as like the next guy yeah. and he's it's got to be a good like the. name has to be perfect yes like it's got. to be like uh the university is always. like uh yeah greenfield yeah greenfield. college yeah greenfield college in.

wisconsin dr eric von schlossberg. please welcome dr eric von schlossberg. so you're an anthropologist but let's. talk about microbiology no it'll be a. guy it'll be a guy it'll be a gym team. can it be a gym teacher. it has to be a guy who's who's. who's like. degree is in exercise science. dr eric von schlossberg from uh the. university of winnipeg.

brutally beaten by four field dikes. and it is now here to talk about his. theory. of you know of antimatter yeah. why galileo was a hack. dr eric von schlossberg. gym teacher. university of winnipeg let's talk black. holes yeah. yeah no they um. they've really opened up their uh their. fields of interest yeah they really are.

well everybody it's the the. like i we always thought about doing a. sketcher it's funny where it's like a. guy who's like has a mentor who's a. professor. and and he sits down with him he's like. i want to let you know thank you so much. for everything you've done for me the. professor's like i'm trying to get on. logan paul's show. are you like working on anything and he. goes yeah i'm working on getting on. impulsive. can you get me on impulsive. yeah and you go well i thought you were.

kind of like weren't you working on a. theory yeah yeah i'm working on a theory. of not being broke yeah that's exactly. what it is i got a new theory called not. being broke yes and i'm trying to get my. numbers up yeah and he said a lot of. valuable things and we like jordan we've. had jordan on the show um. you know but it's just it's it's funny. because this is a new archetype of guy. like renegade professor yeah right. renegade professor like back in the day. there were professors who were like. protesting vietnam yes and everybody's.

like cute communist piece of [ __ ] but a. lot of them were like legit. protesting a war in vietnam some of you. know chris hedges gave a great speech. during the iraq war and he got booed. where he said this is bad. we shouldn't be doing this. and he was booed and then fired from the. new york times. and i think i forget and ben won't look. it up because he's got too much else on. his plate but i'll just keep spouting. things whether they're true or not chris. hedges uh fired iraq war speech but if.

you were at sub stack we give you six. bends yeah yeah that that could have. been another pitch we cloned ben and we. get three more. yeah that's all right we'll get we'll. find it an hour. maybe substance right. oh yeah where was the iraqi commencement. at which college. rockford. illinois illinois but he got fired after. this i think the new york times fired. him. because so professors have always been.

speaking out yeah. people speak out all the time about. things but it's not. so so entertainer is that people trying. to get like people that speak out for. like palestinian causes yeah people try. to get them fired a lot yeah you know. yeah that are professors yes so. this happens new york times reporter. chris hedges was booed off the stage and. had his microphone cut twice as he. delivered a graduation speech on war and. empire at rockford college in illinois. it's a ballsy speech right and there you.

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mckinley building is where they uh. invented chemical warfare for world war. one in the mckinley building oh wow yes. i have cancer from having clouds now a. lot of it's mit. yeah because well nsa is at mit right. but a lot of those um. cia recruits out of um what should we. call it my school is hilarious a lot of. dc schools georgetown whatever just some. like some rich kids from new york and. then you'd have school of vendors it's. just some. just some uh prince's son in a purple.

lamborghini studying sociology we have. that in la except they're not in school. right it's a prince's son and a. lamborghini right studying [ __ ] tick. tock or whatever yes you know yeah. royalty has really gone downhill huh. yeah i mean when you look at harry and. megan. how disgusting they have really can you. imagine shame the royal name well it's. just the idea of it's such a hatched. plot yeah first of all him marrying. outside his gene pool was a no-no well.

he should have got excommunicated for. that we have a cousin for you lined up. right we have someone that we we share. yeah i feel like the royal babies they. throw the first three out just because. they get born deformed and then meghan. markle who's a hollywood actress and she. she knew they were really she was a big. one before that well no not really being. sarcastic. [Laughter]. she went over there and she took him. another in uh you know america and but. it's just. it's such so clearly a plotted thing in.

my opinion you think so come on i. thought i think it's love. well no not only is it not love but it's. she knew they were racist they're the. royal [ __ ] family right. they have the blood of everybody on. their hands and then not only were they. racist but they're so they have to move. to l.a and live in a mansion and get a. deal with netflix. yeah as a way to curate by the way they. moved to america the like. the the country with no racism right. no racism here right no. they moved last summer remember last.

summer yeah just everything just calm. and peaceful on the race front yeah. so it's a lot it's a [ __ ] thing. right. well-deserved deal though no i respect. them yes you have to i respect but. that's what roy like everything now is. just. it's just be. famous. to whatever degree you can even though. he was already famous. and appear to be good but they kicked it. up a level they did they went counter.

culture on the royal family they did. they went they went counter well it's a. great narrative yes it's a great story. the only thing anyone cares about is. whether the story is good right and it's. a great story right no she moves into. what is it buckingham palace yes they. live happily ever after. you know the queen talks behind their. back all the time you know right but. they don't say anything because they. just they love the queen and they. understand she's old that's not that's. not going to sell papers that's not. going to move the needle no and meghan.

markle wants to move the needle. they want to be. people who are movers and shakers yeah. in a way that they weren't and couldn't. be. living in that. rainy. hell skate where people just eat fish. pudding yeah and it's like my. grandmother's a racist whose isn't whose. is it what is the year. 3056. yeah i mean right yeah who's is it. who's grandma's super progressive yeah. how's your story unique right you know.

but she got a deal at netflix no it's. smart yeah yeah it's smart good for her. what else do we have going on here. uh in the news ben ben's new job now is. he uh recently he gets a hundred. articles and none of them are queued up. for the show i got him right here oh oh. i won't look at me being wrong. lamar cisd teacher remains on leave. following viral rant about the students. what did they say here i'll play it for. you right here. wait a. minute high school leave a week after.

she was caught on camera ranting about. her students something that continues to. get a lot of attention from parents and. others but some say this may be a sign. of the stress many educators find. themselves under jason miles has this. story lamar consolidated's harry wright. junior high school has been open for. less than a year and a first-year. teacher recently told students she's had. enough if i have to keep dealing with. kids that are complete and utter morons. i'm done in a video originally sent to.

me by a parent and extensively shared on. social media the unnamed teacher is. heard complaining about students and. venting about the job good i want to be. fired at this point i literally am going. to hurt myself if i have to keep coming. here. she adds she wouldn't help students if. they were in need. i have never in my life dealt with kids. that are so awful. that if they fell into a river i would. let them put away she's blown off such. time many parents and others have. reacted to the teacher's rant with. opinions ranging from outrage to.

sympathy it's ridiculous i really really. like if she didn't. like what she does i mean why even be a. teacher we. should never. you know. be at a place where we let um you know. let our personal feelings get to that. point particularly in front of kids oh. he's never taken this american. federation. doesn't know the teacher in question. personally but says many have suffered. emotionally amid the pandemic and. related challenges. right now it's it's a time for grace uh.

you know it does sound like she needs to. exit out and take a break. in a statement lamar consolidated said. quote parents trust us with their. students every day and unfortunately the. actions of a single person have the. potential to breach that trust the. district called the comments disturbing. and said the teacher is on. administrative leave pending the outcome. of an investigation adding what she said. is not a reflection of the campus as a. whole and it's hard-working staff. in richmond jason miles k-h-o-u. i'm horrified somebody recorded hurts.

blowing off some steam also. it's her opinion it's an opinion she's. blown off some steam it's an opinion. it's like if you recorded me saying. something about my wife i love my wife. but once in a while you gotta you gotta. you gotta yell it at this guy to get it. out yeah yeah i mean. you know she's dealing with dumb kids. all day give her a break i mean. the other thing is like it's not china. where she's impressed constantly by. their acumen yeah. these are dumb kids they're dumb. american dumb texas kids yes right yes.

they all walk in it would be shocking if. she was like. you know teaching. chinese kids who could play the violin. and she said that but this is that's. more of an accurate report that's every. teacher in america says that my friends. are all like their wives are teachers a. lot of them are like yeah the kids are. horrible yeah they're dumb the parents. are dumb and yeah if they fell into a. river i wouldn't care like yeah that's. every teacher as forever. has always been like that it is not. shocking at all yes and then that.

[ __ ] phony going up like. tossing chef capo yeah i think zev capo. said anything untoward he had a [ __ ]. goatee yeah he's like we should never. let our emotions get to that point yeah. goatee's kind of coming at the end on. the topic of jews. yeah someone's name's zeph what is this. man and then he also says it's a time. for grace anyone who mentions god or. grace it's time for grace it's time to. check their credit card statements to. see how many motels right we're in there. yeah there's a lot of grace yeah there's.

good. yeah he's in there. he uses the motels what do you call him. a stabbing cabin well you know what it. is let's get up let's get up some of. these videos here. of uh. what i love about austin is that it's. relaxed people are relaxed they want to. enjoy their lives it's not like. california it's a place where people are. peaceful. and it's that peace that makes me feel. at peace and i like it i think it's got. a great vibrant downtown area where. people respect each other.

and that's the most important thing for. me it's a cerebral town too yeah people. are thinking and so to me what's good. about it is the absolute lack of. uh you know problems that other major. metropolitan areas have you just don't. have to deal with the things you have to. deal with in la and new york you feel. safe all the time you always feel safe. in downtown austin it's exciting and fun. nobody's getting pushed into subway. tracks there yeah it's you know what it. is it's just people getting together to. enjoy just the great state of texas and.

that to me is the most important thing. it's a family place for different people. that really enjoy each other. that's what i like about it they figured. it out somehow texas figured it out. figured it out to have a place without. any crime family-friendly families. walking down the street at night. families love it you feel safe all the. time there's no crime so to me. there's something about it that i just. really enjoy i was there and i was like. i was shocked to see full families. generations walking down the street 10.

11 o'clock window shopping going into. some clubs just enjoying the night it. really is something that it's a blessing. i mean the the beauty of people just. kind of getting together and enjoying. each other. to me. is something we've lost in our society. the conversations you can have with. strangers on the street it's something. they're so friendly i i i've experienced. nothing but friendliness and there's. there's a beauty. to when people get together and really.

just. celebrate the act of being alive it. feels like a peaceful music festival. every night that's what austin texas is. to me it's it's love it's people. that are expressing love. giannis papa's your podcast is on. substance it's on substance right now. [Laughter]. i just moved it from rockfin. yeah yeah yeah no it's on patreon it's. on patreon patreon.com slash yanni long.

days but you know it's on youtube long. days with janice pappas on youtube. spotify wherever you like to listen to. it yeah yeah and it's uh subscribe to. youtube because we just you know you. just got flagged i got flagged and. you've got to slag for youtube and then. joe rogan helped you out he came to my. defense thank you joe i appreciate it. but yeah they flagged me for some. nonsense because you said stuff about. gays i said some stuff about the gays. you said that the gay gay. people should be kept inside i said they. should be locked inside well wha what.

was the quote cause this is interesting. the quote was they should all. be. dead no now now my channel. is gonna get [ __ ] i'm kidding of. course what i said was. i said. almost an exact quote i said we support. gay rights but could we please move the. gay parade tonight so i could explain. gay rights to my daughter without having. to see your [ __ ] before 12 noon right.

fun joke yeah and you were. you were. given a strike i was given a strike and. but then they rescinded something they. gave you two strikes you got one off. yeah that joe i retweeted like a bunch. of gay people saying like. uh it's hilarious i'm a bear and i think. it's funny one gay guy goes it's. actually a good point. and no one cared and then of course. rogan's thing almost went to a million. views on twitter and then another person. named lucy reached out from youtube and. said we over corrected so we're bringing.

your episode back and then i went. further and i said well now tell me. about the other episode cause they took. down two episodes they took down two. full episodes and then the other one i. was talking about. uh just justin bieber's n-word video and. did they say anything about that. they haven't responded yet that one's so. you just have to keep fighting i think. you got to keep fighting i don't know or. you gotta know rogan. both. both one probably is much more important. than the other yeah because they see.

that i guess with him it gets some reach. and may turn some people against them. yeah well i think it just doesn't make. sense. they don't make themselves look good. when they do that you know no because. they're taking things ripping them out. of context yeah and they have a platform. where a lot of people say. a lot of different things right and. people make money doing that and you. know it's you know yeah yeah this is. what are we web. 2.9 or web 2 but i'm web3 i'm just just. tokenize it you're tokenizing i'm just.

in the tokens right now i don't really. give a [ __ ] about web 2. right that's. for you [ __ ] old well i'm going to. sub stack and i'm going to transcribe. stack is web 4. yeah i'm going to read. myself it's free. it's free everything's free over there. web 4. i'm just going to stand there and. read it yeah prior lake minnesota mystic. lake casino this saturday phoenix. arizona stand up live come see me. thursday friday saturday. in february the 10th through the 12th. tampa florida tampa theater thursday. february 17th friday february 8th.

orlando florida sunday february 10th san. antonio february 23rd portland maine. come please tickets aren't selling. because every man there has a vagina. providence rhode island thursday. february 24th toronto ontario they're. moving it from february to march because. you're still not [ __ ] open. albany new york at the egg that'll be. fun to 26 concord new hampshire february. 27th. um and that's it and then we've got a. few dates being announced in march. including the ryman in nashville very.

excited about that shooting especially. march and then done done with the tour. off the road leave me alone four or five. months internet only. [Laughter]. or come to austin or l.a. to see me live because when i'm on the. road off the road it'll be i'll pop in. new york l.a and austin. internet only. i love it. i'm gonna find the professor and i'm. gonna break them. yeah i gotta break it professor who's. the hot new prospect who's the hot new i.

think it's eric von schlossberg i love. it yeah from. from. dimitri junior college. in from brookdale yeah from brookdale. community college from the university of. plattsburgh yeah. from saint mary's yeah maria's. um. anything else where are you gonna be. live on the road people come see you yes. i got uh some dates on my website uh the.

rooms are a little smaller but intimate. intimate and nice yeah it's nice come. see me february 4th if you if you'd. loved if you want to i'd love it if you. come see me uh february 5th at seoul. joel's right in jeffersonville. pennsylvania then side splitters in. tampa february 10th edmonton alberta uh. february 17th and the 19th comic strip. february 24th through the 26th in new. westminster british columbia and. bloomington minnesota march 3rd to the. 5th lol comedy club san antonio march.

24th to the 26th house of comedy phoenix. april 14th to the 16th. and giannispava's comedy.com thank you. for coming on thank you dude as always. and uh folks we will be. back next week. we're gonna do you think we're good do. you think we'd go back to saturday night. yeah we could switch back to saturday uh. especially probably gonna go back to. saturdays the tours winding down like. i think that's gonna be the move i've.

never liked monday. we're gonna go back to saturday night. and then um. even though the views aren't really hurt. no not at all but you know i think we'll. go back maybe we won't but i think we. will. you can always watch me as a lead in. then if you move back to saturday i'm. saturday early in the day yeah saturday. night we were midnight and everybody. listened to it on sunday yeah and it was. i think that was good i don't know i do. 2 p.m usually on saturday yeah we were. releasing saturday what 12 a.m eastern. right ben that's right 12 a.m eastern.

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