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ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show from our temporary studio. it depresses me so much how. the audio only episodes of the show do. not perform well on youtube even though. they're really some of the best. content you know the podcast i just did. is one of the best i've ever done and. it's hovering under 300 000 views. because there's no video. they're so much better when they're just. audio it's all meant to be audio it's. not meant to be this this is all kinds.

of force by the way okay. it's crazy to me that people but i. understand we live in a visual culture. and i do enjoy the visual episodes and. you know the visual aids that i have to. show you look this is what i mean and. but. listen to the last episode i did it it. was recorded from a car. driving through texas and it's better. than many of the video episodes because. it's not really supposed to be.

a video medium but nobody cares. intent. and intention don't matter. uh. to the people that watch this show. they're just they're addicted to visual. they don't really care what goes on. austin texas. how austin became one of the least. affordable cities in america. big new york times piece. on my. favorite. city.

bar. none. the capital of texas. how austin became one of the least. affordable cities in america the capital. of texas has long been an attractive. place to call home but with an average. 180 new residents a day. its popularity has created a brewing. housing crisis that is reshaping the. city. 180 new residents a day.

60 of them comedians. 180. that's wild. how many 200 people a day. moving to austin texas why. no one knows but they're coming. over the last few years in one of the. fastest growing cities of in america. change has come at a feverish pace to. the capital of texas with churches. demolished mobile home parks raised and. neighborhood haunts replaced with trendy.

restaurants and luxury apartment. complexes it's a big gentrification. project is what's going on. the transformation has perhaps been most. acutely felt across east austin. and the neighborhood of montopolis. a 2.5 square mile patch southeast of. downtown where unobstructed views of the. ever expanding skyline have made the. historically black and latino. neighborhood a sought after community.

well you know who's coming. white people. white people are coming. white women. and white men are coming to. live in montopolis. so they can get a view of the. ever-expanding. google skyline. in austin texas i of course live 30. minutes away from austin i'm not even in. the county i have nothing to do with.

this. i have displaced. no one. i bought a house from a guy who was a. retired cop but he retired a long time. ago. and and the wife and they were white i. am displacing nobody nor have i ever in. every city that i've moved i've never. really displaced. any of the indigenous people unlike. uh many of my counterparts. in comedy and elsewhere.

uh they. have all the right opinions online but. where do they live. they live in these areas that have been. historically hispanic neighborhoods in. la and in new york they've been. african-american neighborhoods and. people come in. and they just don't care and they move. into these apartments and they tweet. black lives matter from a room. where a black family used to live.

so. it's a weird. cognitive dissonance many of them have. because they are the problem but i'm not. an anti-gentrification guy i understand. that there are positives and negatives. to it but i've never done it. i'm exempting myself i lived in hell's. kitchen. and then i lived in astoria where. everybody it's it's a multi-ethnic. paradise in queens i never lived in a.

trendy hip i lived for two months. in flatbush brooklyn. with a crazy woman and uh the house had. no garbage because she was afraid of. rats and it was her room in my room and. my room did not have a door i just had a. curtain and this crazy woman. uh. would put a garbage bag and tie it onto. the. um. door of the kitchen and she said we can. out of a garbage because of rats she was.

terrified of rats apparently she saw a. rat or thought she did in the apartment. and from then on she would never have a. garbage and. every day she would take uh three bites. out of the north eastern corner of a. piece of toast. and then put it back in the refrigerator. every single day. and i would see it as i went in to get. almond milk for cereal i would see the. which is three little bites like a rat. like a rat would do.

and me and her had a. falling. out and. she wanted me to leave and i don't even. remember what the falling out was about. i just remember she wanted me to leave. and i said i want my security deposit. back. and she goes well that's not the way it. works and i said well it is the way it. works. and i forced her to give me my security. deposit back and she made me meet her in. a drug store in brooklyn a small drug. store in public because she was afraid.

to like meet me at the house you know. and i took the security deposit back it. wasn't a lot of money i think it was. like a check for 750 and i just i just. screamed very loudly at her it. embarrassed her in the store i said. you're an animal. you're an animal. as i was walking out i said you're a. goddamn animal. and uh i wish her well. uh for two months but that's it but. every other place i've lived i've never.

ever once lived in a gen and i'm not. saying that everybody who lives in a. gentrifying area. uh. is a demon. but. you know i i'm i there's something about. the energy of those areas i don't like i. don't like these trendy areas. and. a lot of those areas it's like white. women with gang art. like that's the aesthetic it's like. white women gang art. and i to me that's not for me i i like.

to go out to the suburbs i like the. suburbs i really do cities are hellish. truly. as i've grown older i've started to. realize that when i was younger you. would like the cities but then you live. in the cities and you go. the suburbs are nicer they're better. there's more space. right. there's not a ton of people with their. ideas. everyone has an idea suburbs people just. go hey shut up.

get takeout. instead of. assaulting me with your ideas get. takeout. take food from that restaurant bring it. to your house and eat it. so when you feel like talking about the. things you believe in. stuff it down with food. so when something is about to come out. like well you know what i really. put a calzone in there stuff it back. down that's what i like about the. suburbs as opposed to the cities where. everybody is tripping over each other to.

let you know all the things they figured. out. they figured it all out that's why they. have three roommates um and they get. high. uh and they're 40 but they figured it. out in the cities. and you know what's coming now. and we're not going to spend too much. time on this article in austin uh but. let i do want to read this. we knew it was coming. said francisco nunez. irish. who for nearly two decades lived at the.

cactus rose mobile home park. until it was sold to a developer to make. way for amenity-rich apartments that now. fetch more than double what he once paid. in rent. the cactus rose mobile home park a. decade ago austin the capital of texas. often deemed a liberal oasis in a. staunchly conservative state was among. the most affordable places to live now. according to a forecast prepared by. zillow a real estate company that tracks.

affordability the austin metro area is. on track to become by year's end the. least affordable major metro region for. home buyers outside of california it has. already surpassed hot markets in boston. miami and new york city so i mean listen. and i see people on twitter quoting this. article and they're like we did it. we did it. you hate la you've made austin a. shittier l.a. thank you elon musk and joe rogan.

and google. and all of these people telling you how. great it was to move to this hot. uh. insect infested. swamp. known as austin. look at this lovely couple. they lived in a mobile home park. and that's what should happen they're. enjoying it they have nice plants they. look happy yeah they're happy. and then what happens elon musk goes uh.

oh don't look at me. and then he goes we're gonna move to. austin and then joe rogan goes we're. gonna make the biggest comedy scene in. the world and then all of these people. move to austin well then what the hell. happens. they get kicked out of their mobile home. cactus rose mobile home park to make way. for high rises that will be filled with. demons. austin is the worst kept secret. says job hammond.

j.o.b. job hammond is this person's name. with the university of texas flagship. campus gentle rolling hills and a. vibrant music scene let's unpack all of. this briefly. okay. the university of uh of texas flagship. campus is is an utterly meaningless. statement. that's let's just get that out of there. let's get that out of the way the. university of texas flagship.

like we mean business at this location. gentle rolling hill what are they. talking about it's for stupid people. gentle rolling hills what. i don't even know what that means. and a vibrant music scene that is not. true. it has no music scene. literally none. austin has been an attractive place to. call home long been an attractive place. to call home but surging prices have. created a brewing housing crisis that is.

reshaping the city of nearly one million. people and pushing mostly low-income. black and latino residents like mr nunez. away from cultural centers. transportation hubs grocery stores and. other amenities what they're going to. need to do is build affordable housing. they're going to need to build. affordable housing. that's what's going to need to happen. i'm calling it right now. they're gonna need to build affordable. housing for all these people that are. getting displaced.

do you disagree with me no i agree. i think they should build affordable. housing yes. because you can just say that yes to get. out of any conversation. about this you go like this you go well. there because this is what people in. austin do everybody's sowing into. brisket you go oh they're going to build. affordable housing. affordable housing is coming. well i understand your concerns but. uh for we need affordable hou there's. gonna be affordable housing for the.

nunes uh family. um well i'm glad you asked there's. housing coming and it's going to be. affordable. so the nunes is no no listen listen to. me. stop freaking out. stop it does it it's of it's affordable. housing is coming no they're going to. build housing like for regular people. except they're going to give it to to. them for less and it's going to be. affordable housing. do you not get it.

affordable housing so what i'm saying is. i'm not worried about any of this. because they're going to build. affordable housing and everything's. going to be okay my recommendation is. you not move to austin texas. um because. there's truly nothing to move to. and i'm not i'm not insulting i don't. even live in austin texas i live outside. of austin texas. i don't. i've walked around austin texas i've. driven around austin.

i. for the life of me. don't know what. people are talking about and i'm trying. to get on board. but i can't get it through my head. i don't know what they mean. about the vibrant music scene and. the only thing they've got is shootings. if you like shootings. if you're into shootings. do you like shootings. google austin texas shooting.

they love shootings. [Music]. oh yeah. man killed after shooting in northeast. austin. three people shot during two separate. south austin shootings. one hospitalized one arrested. after shooting in austin entertainment. district and who's being entertained. police investigating late night shooting. near ut austin. man shot inside of 6th street tavern. says he will be okay after shooting.

isn't that nice. they go they go how are you enjoying it. here he goes i love austin and i'm going. to be okay. don't worry about it man shot in in west. campus austin police search for a. suspect man critically injured in north. austin shooting at shopping center. from soros to unions the left poured. major money into everett to defeat. austin's police staffing proposition. fox news article not not quite a.

shooting but maybe related. so that's really what they are it's the. it's the live shooting capital of the. world if you want to see a live shooting. and a lot of people do because music is. boring but if you want to see a live. shooting. if you want to see someone get killed. go to downtown austin because it is the. live shooting capital of the world so. you hear the banjos going and the guitar. and then you're gonna hear what sounds. like a snare drum but it's shooting.

maybe that's why everybody keeps calling. it the live music capital of the world. because they're confusing a snare drum. with uh an a gun. that's not a drum it's gunshots. who's this uh well why are we looking. him up he was a famous uh one of the. most famous mass shootings was at the. university of texas they got started. early no. charles whitman he had the tumor in his. head and he was sniping people from the. clock tower on campus so they have a. long history here we need him back.

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because you know what's coming now is. the flash mobs now i've i've uh warned. of this uh many many uh moons ago. i was on the record talking i think. about flash mobs i'm unsure. now the flash mob is not nearly as fun. as it sounds what it is is a gang of 20. or 30 people and they run into. nordstroms which would be fine because. no one cares about faceless. corporations like nordstroms right kind.

of but they they beat the people in the. nordstrom so that's not good so the. flash mobs come in and they're not you. know a lot of people try to make them. out to be like fun. you know theatrical events. where people are just kind of like. striking a death blow to capitalism by. grabbing a few handbags but they're. beating the people at nordstrom's. they're attacking them they're hurting. security guards they're hurting people. that work at nordstrom's it's not good. and seth rogen thinks it's good.

seth rogen thinks it's good and seth. rogen do you know what he did recently. seth rogen drove. a few people over to casey neistat's. house to rob his car. seth rogan is facing backlash after. downplaying youtuber casey nastat's. experience with car theft uh casino stat. has children he had uh a pinata or. something in the back of his car. something like that party favors. decorations so yeah.

all right so. somebody robbed them yeah here i got the. thread right here and and casey was uh. unhappy and he tweeted to our cars got. robbed this morning because los angeles. is a crime riddled third world [ __ ]. of a city. well that's a lot but hey. he goes but tremendous appreciation and. gratitude to the hard-working officers. at. lapd west. who not only arrested the [ __ ]. but they got all of our stolen goods.

back so that's casey neistat taking the. terribly popular position of uh calling. out la for being crime britain and then. also saying hey uh thanks to the cops. which a lot of people do not love. hey thanks to the cops and then seth. rogen says. um. dude i've lived here for 20 years you're. nuts haha it's lovely here don't leave. anything valuable in it in your car. right in it. it's called living in a big city so seth. rogen's whole point is like hey man.

relax. and casey goes i can still be mad though. right i feel so violated. seth rogen goes you can be mad but i. guess i don't personally view my car as. an extension of myself. and i've never really felt violated any. of the 15 or so times my car was broken. into once a guy accidentally left a cool. knife in my car so if it keeps happening. you might get a little treat so seth. rogan is high as usual right he's always. high right that's his thing yeah he's a. drug addict he's like a weed company he. likes drugs there's nothing wrong with.

it he's addicted to drugs probably. i i mean there's nothing wrong with that. but that seems to be what his thing is. right he sells weed he's. so he like doesn't care about people. right seth rogen would be robbing cars. if he wasn't an actor probably that's. kind of what this comes down to seth. rogen's like hey man i'd be breaking. into your car if i wasn't uh uh an actor. who was a funny guy. and seth rogen's made some great movies. but.

you know i think seth rogen's kind of. like i i. um. really like. empathize with whoever stole your. daughter's. party decorations out of your car. because frankly i would be doing. something similar. had i if i wasn't a. multi-multi-multi-millionaire. he seth is kind of example of a guy who. seems to have run he's run so far to the. left he's in self parody he's it's not. even real anymore like he's unable.

to. make a point that doesn't descend into. some type of parody because he's so on. another planet that i understand people. going casey you're overstating it la is. not a third world [ __ ]. most of it might be some of it is but. not all of it right you can't say all of. it right. and i understand like says rogan being. like hey man that was a little bit much. but then seth rogen be like i don't view. my car as an extension of myself well. what if someone put a gun in your head.

and made you get out of it. and they stole it. because here's the deal. seth rogen doesn't need to view his car. as an extension of himself because he's. rich. see rich people don't care about cars. because they can get new ones. they can uh you know have a driver pick. them up it doesn't really matter but if. all you owned is a card now certain. people all they are now this may. surprise seth rogen i'm sure wouldn't. i'm sure he knows but all certain people.

own is a card now casey neistat is not. one of those people. he owns more than this is why it's tough. right yeah sure it's tough it's like the. comics who are commenting on me and. michael che it's like two guys with a. lot of money upset at each other and. then some guy eating rats being oh one. day who's gonna win. [Applause]. it's. some people just have a car so when your. car is broken into to some people it's. not nothing. it's something. i remember when i when all i had was my.

car and i would do cocaine and get in. accidents and it's upsetting. when you are coked out of your face and. drunk and you smash up your car and it's. all you own it's a big deal so i could. only imagine how i would have felt if. someone broke into it because i was. devastated uh at uh when i smashed uh. totaled five cars and that was very sad. but. seth has to understand that that not. everybody has a real estate portfolio. and.

projects they care about. you know seth is lucky like we're lucky. we get to do something we like we have. projects. and people care about projects and. things you get to see come to fruition. things you can start and pour your mind. and body and soul into and then and then. love and and and curate and then see. them go from nothing to something their. movies and books and whatever and um not. everyone has that some people literally. just have a chevy cruze.

and they they sp and they're proud of it. and they work their ass off for it so if. somebody walks by and smashes it and. grabs their [ __ ] out of it they're gonna. be upset. and i think california and they. california. has problems with uh the crime. and now you have the flash mobs which. the flash mob thing is um. smash and grab it's the old smashing.

crap we're back to the 80s. the smash and grab is you smash and then. grab and you do it in uh large numbers. so sometimes there's people in beverly. hills sometimes they hit a nordstrom's. they hit these uh department stores or. sometimes they go into a store they. smash. and they grab what they can get and. they're out. and every now and then a security guard. or an employee gets in their way and. they [ __ ] them up. and that's not nice. um.

now some people go. hey. what's the problem like seth rogen types. would go what's the problem. with. their kids having fun now they're not. kids but this is probably the refrain. from the you know the people that you. know they go what's the big deal i could. even be persuaded. hey a flash mob here and there i think. is fun. it keeps everybody on their toes i don't.

necessarily think it's the end of the. world. a flash mob here and there. a little flash mob here and there keeps. you going but. it's becoming a pattern of behavior and. it's becoming troubling because innocent. people that work in these stores are. getting hurt. they're getting smacked. beaten up. they killed some dude i think i don't. know but they're they're these flash. mobbers are. they're out of control. and.

the whole thing here is civilization. clearly doesn't work perfectly. and there's a lot of people out there. going well if it doesn't work perfectly. maybe we should just get rid of it why. do we need any of it. why can't you run into a store. kill a security guard and steal a. handbag. is there a good reason for that. well there's a few. you shouldn't kill an innocent person so. that you can get a gucci handbag. and this is anarchy which a lot of.

people seem to not mind right it's it's. anarchy if you are uh. shopping. and all of a sudden you have to duck and. cover because 30 people have run into. the store to smash things and take. that's lawlessness and some people go. what's the problem. seth rogen i've never viewed nordstroms. as an extension of myself. it's lovely here what's the he's just. hiding in menswear what's the problem.

so what. 30 people that are armed have entered in. nordstroms to [ __ ] around and take some. [ __ ]. so i guess. that's the attitude but. i think most people are starting to uh. get a little tired of it last friday a. mass smash and grab hit luxury stores in. union square in san francisco and the. next night in nordstrom in walnut creek. in the east bay 80 people jumped out of.

a pack of cars just before closing time. and swarmed the stores aisles many. escaping with merchandise two employees. were assaulted one of them with pepper. spray. then. shortly after midnight last sunday. culprits used a sledgehammer to smash. storefront windows at a louis vuitton. and a saks fifth avenue in beverly hills. police said but patrol cars arrived to. scare the thieves off before they could. go inside. at the grove in la's fairfax district. this week the nordstrom robbery did not.

appear to be deterring shoppers. guadalupe rivas extended a 12-year. tradition. of trekking from bakersfield to the. popular outdoor mall on wednesday for. holiday shopping the day before. thanksgiving she was enroute to meeting. family in fullerton. what who is writing these harder this is. so weird she said the smash and grab. robbery was not gonna deter her i quote. i've never felt scared here and i wasn't. gonna let that stop me. here's what i love they they gotta put. in like.

like the pro yeah shopping message. always you know. the smash and crabs did not deter the. brave guadalupe rivas. who drove from bakersfield. to stare down these anarchists herself. if need be. she was going to the grove this is her. 12-year tradition of going to the grove. and buying [ __ ]. the day after thanksgiving. reevas quipped i might ask one of them.

to help me with my bags she doesn't give. a [ __ ] hold on let me read it said riva. shoved to several boutiques and said she. felt secure with guards protecting. entrances to nordstrom's in the apple. store a pair of lapd officers all were. also posted at the police kiosk. and riva said i might ask one of them to. help me with my back they shoot her. immediately. she's like is there any way we can. she was a flash mob. it was a mob. oh the employees were not allowed to. comment.

nordstrom employees say they were not. allowed to comment about the robbery in. referred questions to a corporate. spokesman. in a statement the company said quote. given recent incidents at two of our. stores in incidents across the country. we've been heightening our in-store. security presence and implementing. additional protective men here's the. problem folks if you if you. if the whole attitude is let's get rid. of the police is it fair by the way is. this advocates of the workers out there. i know uh you know many of you hate. watching this is it fair to take the.

police. their job and give it to the hourly. workers at nordstrom's. should they be the ones handling. this problem. does that seem fair to you saying let's. get rid of the cops let's let's place. all the responsibility on these people. at nordstrom's. who are getting pepper sprayed and. beaten. because you know what happened the the. stimulus is over the coved stuff's over.

and people are out there. and they're excited. and they're getting uh. and they want to commit crimes. and they know that you know this is a. great climate to commit crimes because. as soon as you commit a crime. seth rogen will defend you no matter. what it is. so when you have. celebrities coming in to defend you you. go i think this is a great idea.

who cares. let's go let's grab some merch over at. nordstrom's. have you ever shoplifted. no i never have never once i guess when. i was like three i stole some uh. colorful band-aids i wanted to add fred. flintstone on them why would you steal. them at three i i wanted them my mom. said no and then i had to bring him back. and i was crying and i never stole again. she caught you and what did she say she. was like very bad she was like very very. bad we're going back to the store why. didn't she just get you the band-aids i.

was probably being a piece of [ __ ] all. day i was probably being nasty you were. not a good kid i don't think so and very. few people liked you. i've spoken to family would poop my. pants all the time no you were a real. piece of [ __ ]. literally and figuratively. but what i'm what i'm uh saying here and. uh is that um. now why don't we do i'll do it could we. do a flash mob in like a fun. flash mob in a froyo place and just.

still the froyo from yeah the toppings. like something fun where we don't pepper. spray maybe we pepper spray. because that comes out right. maybe we pepper spray one of the young. girls working in the froyo just don't. get it on the toppings you don't want. yeah you i would pepper spray her in the. eyes. and then i would steal the yogurt and. then seth rogan would defend me. that would be my hope. [Laughter]. if we could make something like that. happen. then.

but i used to steal a juice i stole a. fresh-squeezed orange juice every day. from the food emporium for two years on. eighth avenue uh in new york city before. i got on my tour bus. and one day. uh one of these guys who just got out of. jail who's like a. do-gooder caught me and he was working. at food emporium. and. he goes i'm catching you he goes i just. got out of jail and he's like and he was. like this he became a rat. he became like this.

like bad person awful who got out of. jail and was now ratting on people. and he hated me and i hated him. and. i stole that a juice i would steal a. pizza at this place suburban eats which. is a deli in melville long island and. i'd eat it on the line while i was. paying for my sandwich so every day i'd. eat a slice of pizza very quickly. and by the time i got. by the time i got to the cashier i would. only pay for my sandwich because the. pizza was gone so i did little things.

like that. but i never did a flash mob. you know. how do you. how do you get into a flash mob. how do 30 or 40 people. some of these are 80 people they really. have to organize here it's. truly kind of interesting. 80 people. you know what it reminds me of the scene. from ghost uh not ghostbusters um. the scene from uh batman where you know.

jack nicholson walks in and they're. wrong oh yeah the boom boxes and. everything in the restaurant. well. i'm just saying if you're going to. uh do a flash mob. think twice about it. think twice about it because. uh you don't want to hurt an innocent. person and you shouldn't steal. it's wrong. everybody it's blue chew [ __ ] omnicron. it's all about blue chew get the dick.

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omicron whatever they called the omicron. omicron the new covet variants here. uh fouches like lockdowns are not off. the table israel shut their borders. other people are shutting their borders. it came out of an hiv patient in south. africa right that's what i've read yeah. they're really they're really pulling. out all the stops for omnicron they're. like let's give it an origin story. it came out of an aids patient in south. africa they were like what failed with. the other ones you're like they didn't. have origin stories give omnicron an.

origin story okay say it came out of an. aids patient. oh okay. omnicron has since been detected in. britain germany italy belgium botswana. israel hong kong and australia while. australian health authorities are today. conducting an investigation into a. suspected case now south african doctor. says this is like a tempest in a teapot. it's a storm and a tea cup he goes. listen guys who cares. the symptoms are very mild it is maybe a. little bit more transmissible but like.

every virus there's a lot more mutation. mutations and it weakens the virus over. time. but nobody wants to hear that but isn't. that what you're hearing too that's what. i'm doing this was a this is not. the end of the world this is not what. people think at all this is going to be. absolutely fine i'm hoping it's a false. alarm and the market rebounds and yeah. because the market got slaughtered. everybody thinks that uh you know the. plague is here. but. well we've got to just lay maxwell trial.

and we've got all kinds of things so. there's nothing wrong with little. omicron to get everybody uh. here we go we had one very interesting. case a kid about six years old with a. temperature and a very high pulse rate. and i wondered if i should admit her. when i followed up two days later she. was so much better they're saying it's. increased heart rate a little. temperature. the variant could pose a danger a. greater danger to the elderly which is. every variant including the original. kelvin the fatigue is supposed to be. more intense there's more intense.

fatigue. but we don't know right i mean how do. you have equipment. how long are we into this pandemic now. two years yeah coming up on two. this is the last one i think. and i know that we've been saying that. forever but. this is the last. i think this is the variant where at the. end. it weakens. the new potentially more contagious.

omnicron variant of the chronovirus. popped up in more european countries on. saturday just after being identified in. south africa leaving governments around. the world scrambling to stop the spread. i love it. scrambling to stop this but the uk on. saturday tightened its rules on mask. wearing and testing of international. arrivals after finding two cases this. may [ __ ] up. our european tour our uk yeah uh you. know ireland and uh london london we. don't want it to i hope not in scotland. but.

we don't know. we don't know what's going to happen. because. you know. you know i'm i'm not understanding this. i'm confused because. apparently people are rushing to stop. the spread of something that is. incredibly mild. i don't. but. you know we're gonna play it by ear it. may not affect us. omnicron. uh omicron omicron.

what is the history of the name. why is it named omicron. pfizer and modern are like we'll just. cook up another vax. it's another trill. they kept naming the variants after. greek letters to avoid public but they. can't use z because that's the president. of china. wouldn't it be funny. i just want to see the ceo of pfizer can. we get a million dollar listing episode.

of the 190 million dollar house the ceo. pfizer is gonna buy. in beverly hills. just the ceo of moderna. a lot of new pharma billionaire is being. created. i just want to see a nice episode of. selling sunset which has returned the. brain-dead women up the street. uh sell real estate and these two little. dwarf kings. um. are they own this real estate brokerage. these two dwarf kings and then they have. this this woman named christine quinn.

who's the whole reason for the show. she's a lycan. google lycan. now a lycan uh is a mythological figure. um. and i think i'm spelling it wrong yeah. it's lycan it's something to do with. thor. lichen thor. it's a. she's a lycan well any event. ben will get that up. and uh she's like she's very tall and. she's kind of albino and she wears these.

crazy outfits. and uh her and all the other women uh. fight with each other they don't really. sell houses uh the dwarf kings sell the. houses and. and then the women like uh. walk. uh. you know walk around these open houses. we went to a few open houses today. um but i just want a selling sunset. episode where just the ceo. of pfizer. goes and buys. what do you have there that's a like an.

l-y-c-a-o-n and they're they're very. evil it says they're like half wolf well. no i don't i don't know that you are. really you're very bad at this it's kind. of interesting how bad you are looking. things this is from mythology i mean. you're like you're good at other things. but you're really not good at this right. i mean you this is and even people. comment this is where you don't really. add anything i don't shine well you. can't even get to what i'm talking about. it's very strange. that you you you can't even get to it.

you're pulling up pictures of hyenas. this is from mythology. what about the movie underworld rise of. the likens. can you google underworld rise of the. likens please. thank you. hmm interesting do you see what i mean. anyway. the point is. these people you want to talk about a. flash mob. when moderna and pfizer when their ceos.

start buying. houses. it's going to be. wow and i just hope i get to see it. i hope i get to see it. i hope i'm around. and alive to see it it should be soon so. hopefully i'll be here. um. just elaine maxwell they're now saying. she could win. how can she win. there are five ways i like that someone. has. said there are five.

things jason maxwell can do to win five. ways jazlane can win her child. trafficking case as her trial gets. underway in new york these are five ways. okay let's count them down because. um. five ways this social age 59 she's. almost 60 could win her case as she. faces up to 80 years in jail on six. charges including sex trafficking of a. miner. okay let's see. scapegoat for epstein.

so. she could claim she was being used as. escape gold for epstein well that's. a interesting. way to do it okay. that's number five. number four desire for cash. according to pre-trial court filings the. four women who had leveled allegations. against maxwell have received quote. millions of dollars from a compensation. program set up after epstein's death. they're gold digging [ __ ] that's what. she's got to say they're gold digging.

[ __ ]. false memories of abuse this is one of. the good ones one of my favorites. leading cognitive psychologist professor. elizabeth loftus is set to argue that. maxwell's alleged victims may have been. influenced by media stories and. conversations with other accusers into. creating quote false memories one of my. favorites this is one of my favorites. they they trotted this out in the 80s. the 90s. they go no matter what happens if a kid. alleges somebody abused them they go oh.

false memories. quote her testimony will concern the. workings of human memory the effects of. suggestion on memory the mechanism. of the creation of false memories the. characteristics of false memories how. memory fades and weakens over time and. how memory becomes more vulnerable to. contamination so you can easily be. convinced you were taken to an island. and you sucked alan dershowitz's dick. even if you didn't. [Music]. right to a fair trial now this one i can.

understand maxwell's team could argue. that her right to a fair trial has been. scuppered. interesting word i would have said. compromised by media coverage and other. scrutiny following her arrest after she. was taken into custody william sweeney. the fbi's assistant director for new. york labeled her a villain who quote. slithered away to a gorgeous property it. was fine. um. age of accusers lawyers from maxwell are. set to argue that not all of the alleged. victims were underage.

her accusers are listed as minor victims. one two three and four on the indictment. but her team will highlight that one was. 17 when she was allegedly assaulted and. that the age of consent uh in the uk is. 16. and the age of consent new mexico is 16. well i still think it's going to be an. uphill battle. for her. but those are that's not a a bad way to.

do it. get out and you say these money grubbing. hoes. are trying to get money. also. they are. not telling the truth. they have false memories that were. implanted in their heads. i'm being used as a scapegoat. and if all of that fails. she was 17. which i love that's my favorite. they have false memories none of this. happened and she was 17.

so even if it did happen who cares. it's not a big deal. we wish her the best and you know how. was your thanksgiving was it good mine. was uh fine. it was disappointing you know i had a. bunch of friends over a few people you. know the thing is with these families. you got to get a real family because. these uh families that you cobble. together of these uh you know it just. you know it's fine but you wanna. you gotta get a real family in life you. know so it was a good it was good but i.

i you know i can't. do thanksgiving with my family and i. don't want to i have no gumption to do. that and i never will again. um i might get my aunt i've there's. certain people that i would invite. separate from other people but you had a. lovely time lovely time played golf yeah. out in the woods yeah good time. yeah i mean that's good i just i have no. interest you know in uh in uh doing it. but i think i have to just adopt a kid. and uh get married or something because. there's not much else to do in life i.

mean we've been relatively successful. with the show and you know touring and. everything like that but it's really. meaningless and everyone around you is a. kind of a horrible person so you just. have to get. another thing going and anyone that. doesn't have a family is crazy. anyone that doesn't have a family or. that thinks like it's uh not worthwhile. to have a family is kind of crazy. because. these. things you cobble together from p it.

just doesn't work you know you need. you need a family you need that unit. whether you're gay or straight or. whatever you are. pedophile. which is lane max any of these but you. just need a family yeah she's close with. her family yeah. they're a family yeah. why doesn't seth rogen defend her. go what a boy is this a big deal. seth rogen was this. this is a big deal. seth rogen goes i've lived here for 20.

years. i've never viewed my young daughter as. an extension of myself. who cares. i've never felt violated what's the big. deal. what that's what i mean it's easy to. defend like property crime because no. one cares about it why don't you defend. this. grow some balls and defend her like i. have. i've gone on the ledge. to defend this woman. and nobody uh will back me up.

that's what casey neistat should have. tweeted. he should have tweeted i feel violated. that. that they broke into my car. and if we're gonna live in a lawless. society then free giz lane. how about that. i hope everything works out it's a uh. it's odd. it's been a it's been a weird news week.

everything's been kind of dominated by. this. uh fake covet variant that uh is not. doing anything to anyone and yet. it seems totally fake you know fouchy's. on the news now and. again. he's addicted to himself. the thing with fauci tony fauci anthony. fauci he's addicted to himself. um. [Music]. you know he's the real pandemic if you. ask me you know the real pandemic is.

fouchy vanity. vanity's the real pandemic and i'd like. you to pipe down a little bit is there. no one else that works. remember. is there no one else that works at like. the cdc can we get no one else except. him. is he the only czar. of coughing that this country has. is there nobody else that might. be a little bit more comforting after. two years with this guy. who's provably lied to us and has some.

sketchy past with the gain of function. research like just from a pure casting. point of view sure is there not anyone. else is there nobody it's just this guy. again. can you pull up the um. interview that he just did. he just did an interview where he was. basically like yeah hey. uh this one on uh the the nbc one right. yeah meet the press.

joining me now is the director of the. national institute of allergy and. infectious diseases. it is dr anthony fauci and of course. he's the president's chief advisor on. coba dr fauci welcome back to meet the. press. so good to be with you. i did some. calendar math here uh exactly impressed. paul's labeled a variant of concerns. mildly amused anymore to be on meet the. press he wants to be on somewhere bigger. like that she wants fauci's not thrilled.

with this. he's like hey man fine. yeah i'm here. the sunday chat shows yawn. let's see what uh dr fauci has to say. about um i'm omikron. in may. uh it didn't really hit us. until mid july and of course we had a. terrible surge there for about two. months here we are post november so. we are already experiencing a surge.

now we have this. are we headed for a bleak winter here. sir. you know chuck a lot of whether or not. we're headed into a bleak or bleaker. winter is really going to depend upon. what we do. and i think what you're seeing is just. the manifestation of what we've been. talking about why it is so important for. people to get vaccinated and for those. who are fully vaccinated to get boosted. because even when you have variants like. this and there's a lot of unknowns about.

this variant we know from experience. that when you get a level of protection. with vaccine and particularly now with. the extraordinary increase. in protection you get with the booster. even when you have variance of concern. you do well against them it may not be. as good in protecting against initial. infection but it has a very important. impact on diminishing the likelihood. that you're going to get a severe. outcome from it so this is a clarion. call as far as i'm concerned of saying.

let's put aside all of these differences. that we have and say if you're not. vaccinated get vaccinated if you're. fully vaccinated get boosted and get the. children vaccinated also we now have. time. thank goodness that the south africans. were really extraordinarily good in what. they did. they were completely transparent right. from the beginning we were on the phone. getting real-time information for them. on friday we're going to be talking to. them again today.

so we have an advantage of this we have. an up on it. with accents in the world south african. by the way the worst accent. of any. ugh have you heard of south african. accent ernie ells yeah uh it's the worst. more more information in real time. when you when you diminish or stop or. block travel from a particular country. there's a reason for that it's to give. you time to do things so don't let this.

this uh. decision that was made. about blocking the travel from certain. countries. go without a positive effect and the. positive effect is to get us better. prepared to rev up on the vaccination to. be to be really ready for something that. may not actually be a big deal but we. want to make sure that we're prepared. for the worst and that's what we should. be doing okay why is what is it about. this variant that you've seen so far. that has everybody so alarmed that the.

other variants that we've had in between. delta and this one. you know delta alarm folks this one. alarm folks lambda and move for instance. haven't what makes omicron so concerning. to you yeah. well right now what we have is we have. the the the window into. the mutations that are in this new. variant and they are troublesome in the. fact that there are about 32 or more.

variants in that very important spike. protein of the virus which is the. business end of the virus and there's. about ten or more of these mutations. that are on that part of the virus we. call it the receptor binding domain that. actually binds to the cells in your. nasopharynx and in your lung in other. words. the profile of the mutation strongly. suggests that it's going to have an. advantage in transmissibility and that. it might evade. immune protection that you would get for. example from a monoclonal antibody or.

from the. vaccine after a person has been infected. and possibly even against some of the. vaccine right induced antibodies. so it's not necessarily that that's. going to happen right but it's a strong. indication that we really need to be. prepared for that of that. together with the fact that it just kind. of exploded in the sense that when you. look in south africa so we we get with. the whole thing. the whole thing is like hey we don't. know this is the same thing with every.

variant they go we don't know if the. vaccines are gonna work but get the. vaccines but we don't know if they're. gonna work but they might. and uh. you know it's everybody's best guess. right and uh. it's called omnicron and it's coming to. a theater near you. and uh. there's not much anybody knows that kind. of i'm sure they go around in circles. for the rest of the interview right um. you know like i said you know. i i lack. uh. the expertise and virology to know. anything about the new variant.

i just from the doctors in south africa. they have said they're noticing in. extremely mild illness. and that there's not a. really crazy cause for concern. as opposed to. everybody else that's like shutting the. borders. and like. omnicron so. there does seem to be a little messaging. snafu. between the doctors going yeah we don't. even understand what's going on.

and then people going hey this has got. 32 mutations in the spike protein it. could have evade the vaccines it could. evade the monoclonal antibody and we. don't know maybe it will i don't know. but then you have people in south africa. going so far we've seen very mild. cases. and. so i don't know what to do we just hope. the tour doesn't get uh hampered. outside of the united states. of. uh.

america the doctors are saying the. symptoms are mild. but i say. let's do a state of emergency first like. the governor of new york kathy hotel. shut it down i'm ready for another i. mean people yell at me when i say this. but i'm ready for a sabbatical i'm ready. to do a month or two in the desert. shut it. down shut it down. flash mob. let's do flash mobs.

shut it down flash mobs. i don't understand the problem. with. taking a month or two of not working. the supply chain's [ __ ] anyway. nothing's coming in yeah you can't go. buy a couch they'll straight up tell you. it's gonna take a year you're out of. your lease at that point what the [ __ ]. the point. take a month or two let's shut it down. omnicron flash mobs.

flash mobs. for a few months. get any of your friends and start. knocking over. nordstroms. for a few months. better safe than sorry omnicron flash. mobs. canada's indigenous health expert carrie. barrasso loses job and answers yuri. claims proven false and this is. something that a lot of people have sent. me it's very funny. uh what does she claim to be native.

american and what was she russian and. how did they find that out uh she took a. test i believe yeah well. you win some and you lose some. that's great yeah why not. you win some you lose some. and she lost. yeah she said her name was like morning. star bear yep she's on bear clan she. said her name was morning star bear. swear to god right here. in 2019 she's a follower of owen.

benjamin that's interesting. but this might have nothing to do with. native americans yeah maybe you're right. um. [Music]. i don't know what's going on. take her out and kill her. why don't you prove a point take her out. put a gun to the head. kill her. kill her let the omnicron get her. don't vaccinate her.

omicron. flash mobs. i'm very excited that we're. two years after the into the pandemic. we're now entering the omicron. flash mob. part of this disease. which is perfect and beautiful. a scary sounding variant. accompanied with 30 or 40 people. pepper spraying. nordstrom's employees banging their. heads off the walls. and grabbing handbags.

who said we weren't gonna who said we. were gonna come out of this stronger. because they were right they were. correct we came out of it much stronger. we came out of it 80 people strong. pulling up. outside the mall about to bang your head. against a wall to grab a handbag. omnicron flash mobs. i can't get upset about it i just have. to move you know i just have to go on. and. um.

quote my name is morningstar bear she. said tearfully as the crowd cheered. i'm bear clan. i'm. and anishabi medes. from treaty 4 territory she proclaimed. as she described an impoverished. childhood beset by violence and she's. been full tribal regalia in this of. course great. she had a feather in her hair of course.

she did. when i saw the tedx to be quite honest i. was repulsed by how hard she was working. to pass herself off as indigenous said. wynona wheeler an associate professor of. indigenous studies. wheeler a documented member of. manitoba's fisher river cree nation. started digging into barasa's. genealogical records and took her. findings to the media oh that's great. great this is a good movie no this is.

good this is going to be like a movie. you remember like there would be. mysteries where somebody would take it. upon themselves to look into somebody. else yeah and they would find out that. they were like a murderer or they would. find out that you like you know you're. not the true uh. you know inheritor of the estate and. they find out that you're a liar and. now they're going to find out that. you're not a native american you're. really not it's like a mori episode it's. going to be the end of the movie just. ripping the feather out of her hair.

at the end of tommy boy with bo derek. they find out that rob lowe and beau. derek were dating they're not mother and. son it's gonna be like this except. they're gonna be like you're not. you're not morning star bear are you. you're a dumb white [ __ ]. who says there's no good movies on the. horizon. well. we wish morning star bear the best. you are what you are in your heart. you know.

now this woman's insane clearly. yeah god she's not uh not a looker. boy. well. don't move to austin folks i'll tell you. that much you're uh upsetting the apple. cart down there. there's morning star bear. how much you want to bet she moves to. austin. morning star bear you've got a home in. austin texas.

university of austin come to the. university of austin and teach. barry weiss is. we've just added morning star bear. to our. to all of the. academic heavyweights. at the university of austin. maybe seth rogen will go who cares. i've lived here 20 years i can't tell.

who's native american and who's not. what does it matter. i've never viewed someone's cultural. ancestry as an extension of myself. sometimes you'll get a nice treat like. someone who pretends to be native. american will give you a knife. it's fun. chad roger just defends every part. everybody accused of anything. right folks tim dilloncomedy.com come. see us live on the road we've got all.

kinds of dates we've added second shows. in atlanta. sacramento go grab those and there's. still some tickets left for st louis. reading. pennsylvania uh all over the place it's. gonna be a lot of fun finishing out the. year strong here garden city idaho and. we have a late show as well in garden. city idaho so. grab that and then of course toronto on. new year's that is a big one at meridian. hall toronto ontario new year's a. massive new year show hopefully we can. do it with omicron.

and then of course so far glasgow dublin. london. we are in the uk. hopefully omicron. doesn't [ __ ] us over and then huntington. new york at the paramount theater. shooting a special there uh in late. january and then red bank new jersey so. timdillycomedy.com for live tickets. thank you. so much omicron. flash mobs morning star bear.