#275 - Cool Mom! | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show take a look at this. i have a hot take i have a hot take i. actually like candy crush. [Applause]. [Music]. it's so controversial to say these if. you say that you like candy corn people. will like walk away so funny i just said. that yesterday and i was like it tastes.

like buttery syrup to me like this is. butters worth it melts in your mouth it. has like a little crust on the outside. anyway dude i'm not kidding i wrote out. a tweet that said guys i kind of like. candy corn and i deleted it because i i. backspace sonic so i was like too. controversial cancelled. [Laughter]. like not anymore. not any. please stop that. don't you see my point now that if. chrissy teigen was eating children it. would be the coolest thing about her. like don't you get it now don't you. understand that a lot of this q anon.

[ __ ] makes these people look cooler than. they are. like oh yeah she's some like high. priestess of the satanic relig she's. like a dumb. trash [ __ ]. who somehow. figured out a way to get famous. and she's sitting with whitney talking. about candy corn. i mean you know god bless whitney uh. that wendy williams what a what a woof. that was a big disaster. that week and we love whitney but that. week.

was a very large disaster. uh whitney subbing in for wendy williams. who's i believe in rehab or something. something like that yeah or and i don't. if she's not in rehab i don't want to. say she's in rehab mental health relief. uh let me double check whatever's going. on with her we wish her well. um and uh. distefano went on there and he had yeah. he had a rough go of it. yeah. it's not an audience for comedy they.

don't really want jokes they want wendy. williams which. who is hilarious and you can't. compete with when you win just like the. snl audience they don't really want. comedy they want to hear stuff and they. want to go yeah like they want to like. like energetically agree and they want. it's like a pep rally. it's just like a pep rally. for people that like are not doing good. and feel upset. and got free tickets to a show. and they want to get like you know.

pumped up. that's what it is. what is this i want to talk about this. this cool mom who's going to jail. because i hate that i hate when a rat. implicates a cool mom. everybody knows that when you were in. high school you were in this weird in. between between being a child and being. an adult you got to learn how to be an. adult and learning how to be an adult. involves drinking using drugs and having.

sex. and a lot of times you need like a safe. environment or sometimes an unsafe. environment to do all of those things. that's where the cool mom. is you know becomes a thing. kathy griffin used to talk about this. like how lindsay lohan's mom dina lohan. was like you know one of the moms that. would like you know do coke with the. kids and stuff you know but you know we. had families like that we had a woman.

when i grew up who had like uh you know. a big eye one big eye and sold us all. drugs and. we we loved her because. it's in someone's gotta treat you like. an adult this is my point somebody's. gotta treat you like an adult even when. you are undeserving of being treated. like an adult this woman had the goal. the unmitigated goal to treat children. like adults. kids that. are. raging hormones that need a place to do.

drugs and [ __ ] each other. safely in a wealthy suburban home this. woman provided a what a 6 000 square. foot house big yeah a huge house with. many different rooms and alcoves and. places to go. and she created this environment where. where. cool kids or kids that were in the group. were able to go and get really drunk. test their limits find out how much. booze was too much booze. how are you supposed to learn this.

before you go to college and you look. like an idiot you have to learn it. in high school you have to learn how. much booze is too much booze what do you. what what drugs uh agree with your. system what drugs don't. you know and what she did was was create. a vibe. truly. and and she threatened a few people. because. cool moms bad ass [ __ ] like this. woman. have to threaten the week.

because the weak are would be rats who. ruin it. for everybody and i mean let's get into. this story a little bit because as soon. as i read it i knew that a great. injustice had been done and one of the. things that you know about me is i feel. comedy. is um a way to correct all the. injustices of the world that's the way i. feel i don't think it is funny or should. be funny i think it should be about. injustices and just to discuss trans. people from any angle. pro against confused and you know that.

the democrats are new doing they're now. doing the bill the joe manchin and. kristen cinema they're going forward. with the bipartisan infrastructure bill. and they're carving out money so that. dave chappelle does five more specials. all about trans people on and i thought. it was a good compromise i like that. um. quote here glad she's gone los gatos. reals after mom arrested for drunken. teen sex parties shannon o'connor was. known as the cruel the cool but creepy.

mom. um. read some of this ben because i read. this i was incensed. and enraged and. i don't really. have an infrastructure to go and try to. help this woman but if i did i really. would so o'connor is now facing 39. criminal charges including 12 felony. counts of child endangerment this is. more than bin laden. this is more.

than. osama bin laden would have faced by the. way. all of the people. who've done all of the things. the destroying of people's property. the the burning down of uh small. businesses nobody's like facing anything. this woman is facing 39 criminal charges. 12 felony counts of child endangerment. for quote allegedly applying teens with. alcohol getting them drunk to the point. of vomiting and encouraging them to have.

sex. you know what that used to be called. being cool. what the [ __ ]. it used to be called being cool. she's not [ __ ] the kids. she's not watching them [ __ ]. she doesn't have a jeffrey epstein-style. surveillance system right right from. what i understand right. she's simply. creating the conditions facilitating. what may happen anyway maybe she's.

lighting a fire under a few of their. asses to get it going. and. she's being charged with. i knew parents back in the day. who would buy us alcohol my grandmother. would buy us a bottle of vodka when we. were in senior year. what is going on. here. what are you supposed to do at a high. school party you're supposed to get. drunk. if you're not drinking a high school. party you're planning a school shooting.

what is wrong. it's like. the craziest thing i've ever heard this. woman is being treated now she did chase. down one of the girls and threaten her. in the car. but again you have to keep a tight. circle and this is the thing that. i you there was one kid we used to hang. out with his parents if there was a. fight at the party like his mother would. start beating people. and she'd start like there was a kid on. the ground she was kicking them. they have to defend their homestead.

because when you decide to be the. parents that allow. um. um debauchery and uh that type of thing. to go on when you allow. parties when you allow. fun when you make room for fun when you. open the door. to a good damn time people will threaten. it outsiders come in they get too drunk. they disrespect you they threaten a rat. and you gotta control. them physically many a time have i seen.

fights with like the parents just get. involved because they have to defend. their home. the arrest comes a year after a number. of los gatos high school students. started a quote me too los gatos smooth. can you imagine this. can you imagine this by the way. a high school student started a metoo. los gatos movement complaining about. quote rape culture at the school. and staging a rally on campus. at the time school officials.

said they could do little but contact. local police about activities off campus. which they said they did the o'connor. case when apparent complaint o'connor 47. was arrested in idaho. a message left on herself on wednesday. afternoon was not returned she and her. husband tech executive robert amaral. put their 4.7 million home on sale right. to move to idaho with o'connor and her. three sons. she's got three kids a 15 year old. and a 13 year old middle schooler.

and i think it was a 15 year old and his. friends that she was but which is a. little young it is a little in the. defense of the people maybe overreacting. 15 is a little young. 17. senior year is a little bit more. appropriate but we had some fun junior. year too. but and i guess when you start junior. year you are 15. okay so she would go on snapchat. and talk to the kids and get them all. uh to come to their house and get boozed. up and [ __ ].

this is what she did. and. people have a problem with this yes. i mean. again. doesn't don't people realize. once sophomore girl goes i'm glad she's. gone it makes me feel safer. she purchased alcohol. of the teenager's choosing how cool is. that. and encourage them to have sex in her. home in a rented beach house in santa. cruz and in a cabin in lake tahoe jesus.

christ you kids don't know how good you. have it don't you know that this is. never gonna happen again nobody's ever. gonna buy you the alcohol you want and. say come [ __ ] lake tahoe on my dime. it will never happen again yes this. [ __ ] had some freak [ __ ] going on yes. probably there was something wrong i. don't know i'm not a doctor but just. looking at this if somebody says come. [ __ ] at my beach house in santa cruz and. i'll get you [ __ ] lubed up with the.

booze of your choice i'm telling you. right now i know it's offensive and. horrible but wait a few years you're. going to be dying these same puritanical. monster children are going to be in. college with their [ __ ] hanging out. of a window trying to get [ __ ] and. they're [ __ ] and dicks i'm not. gendering this but these same kids in a. few years are just going to be they're. going to be dying the [ __ ] in a beach. house in santa cruz now i do understand. the concern. here.

uh that the parents i get it because. it's like is she [ __ ] the kid it is. weird because why is she so into it. which is weird i get it i understand. that. but i'm talking really more to the kids. now if you're a parent you're freaked. out about this i totally understand but. to the kids right now you're kind of. being [ __ ] about this truly. so in one case when a girl was so drunk. she passed in and out of consciousness. in a bedroom o'connor brought in a. teenage boy who sexually assaulted her. while the girl cried okay well.

now this isn't good. i don't read the whole. article before i do the show. i don't really do the whole thing. i do cliff notes. you know what i mean. i don't go in and. i'm am i a prosecutor. am i a lawyer. do you think i'm a lawyer. so. now this isn't good but this is the. first i'm hearing of this.

and the girl says quote why did you. leave me in there with him the girl. later asked o'connor the complaint said. like why like why did you do that. you knew like what he was gonna do with. me first of all too many likes i'm not. saying it deserves sexual assault but. way too many likes. o'connor just laughed. it's unclear whether any of the boys who. are juveniles will face any penalty. some of the teenagers were so drunk they. told authorities that one nearly drowned. in a hot tub and another in a bathtub. but that's funny. now the rape is not but i don't know.

here's the thing. um that's one boy suffered a concussion. when he fell off the back of o'connor's. car she'd been driving the boys around. while they were drinking allowed her son. to drive in the school parking lot where. the other boy was hanging on the back. and lost his grip i mean i mean here's. the deal. the [ __ ] like to have fun. again we are we don't i don't i'm not. this is no good about. the sexual assault thing that is not.

good i didn't realize that i thought. this was more of just kind of like get. the kids drunk and we drive around the. school parking lot i mean what is the. woman's really psychotic. because she's doing it in the. school i mean it's wild. they moved there specifically. because the sun uh met a girl online. playing a video game and that's why they. moved to the school to encourage him to. like hook up with her and the whole. thing so it's it's very it's very. orchestrated and very weird and planned.

something's wrong. we know that. we understand that but is it is it hack. to just have the same take that everyone. else is going to have which is like damn. this woman to hell. i'm trying. now she's accused of a 120 000. embezzlement scheme yeah i'm trying to. help you shannon and you're making it. hard. they make it so hard. you may have noticed his website he's. been using the nickname quote cool mom.

correct i appropriated that to describe. shannon o'connor and by the way even the. the [ __ ] people are saying cool mom. the 47 year old los gatos woman accused. of throwing alcohol fueled sex parties. for teenagers and then moved to idaho. where she was accused of doing the same. there. but we were merely using the vernacular. of the kids as the mercury news reported. when the story broke o'connor 47 was. apparently known as the cool mom. since uh the older son was in middle. school and had raised eyebrows amongst. her parents for her chumminess with the.

son's friend do you think it comes out. that she was just [ __ ] the kids very. possible yeah. it would have come out already probably. though. we all feel that she's a threat to the. community we experienced right i had you. know we had. uh uh uh uh people in long island that. were fun. that uh parents that would allow us to. drink and use drugs and they would drink. and use drugs with us but they never. incu uh they never really encouraged sex. i think the worst thing that happened. once was.

uh somebody i knew had sex with a girl. and the father at the house watched it. like my friend noticed he was just. sitting in a corner watching that was. but that was the worst. that happened. but nobody knew. beforehand that that was gonna happen. quote we are very grateful that the. judge decided this today and didn't. prolong this. and we got to be careful with how to. title this on youtube because they're. going to give us all kinds of problems. yeah we gotta we we we had dinner with.

uh some youtubers the other night and uh. it's all in the titles nice people huh. did you enjoy the dinner it was great i. had fun i had a lot of fun i had a lot. of fun it was good to speak to people. in los angeles it really is i i like to. do these little dinner things and see. where people are at i want to see where. people's heads are at. i think it's funny. and here's my thing with cool mom. you know listen as i read on it's more. complex.

than i had originally thought. i thought she was just getting people. boozed up and saying you guys can. [ __ ] house but she's leading people. in the room there's people getting. assaulted that's not good. um. she's denied bail. now they're accusing her 120 grand. embezzlement scheme what does that mean. uh so 120 000 in personal charges on. company credit cards belonging to her. former employer that's a lot of booze. for the kids. uh i think i was reading and there's. tons of articles about this i was. reading she like got limos for the kids. and there's there's a lot of stuff.

charged i'm going to tell you this. i'm going to tell you this. many of the kids are going to look back. and say that these were the greatest. times of their lives. not all of them but many of them are. going to look back and say these were. the days. um. and. it's sad. uh. but i remember you know we we didn't. nobody in long island uh was a saint who. was uh parenting us letting us have. parties nobody was a saint.

but here's what we were able to do. of course we would drink and and vomit. and people would have sex and there. would be fights and whatever. you know the the parents job i would. hang out with the parents i was the one. who hung out with the parents because i. didn't want to have sex with uh the. women and i enjoyed my friends and we. would get drunk but i was always curious. about uh how much money all the parents. had i always thought it was funny right. to i wanted to know how much money the. parents had so i would always talk to. the parents you know.

about all kinds of things the changing. neighborhood. um you know. a lot of the things that were going on. because i knew how to get i knew how to. get into their. uh circle of trust that's true you know. i would just sit down in long island in. long island if you want to get into. someone's circle of trust you just sit. down you have a drink you stare at them. you go things feel different. am i wrong. and they will go on for an hour. they'll be like you're not wrong.

and here's why. if this wasn't all creepy enough we know. that our connor and her two sons were. found with at least 10 other teenagers. in their idaho home on the day that. o'connor was arrested two weeks ago so. the parties likely continued there with. a different group of teens. so she the cops roll in and she's got 10. kids at the house yes partying. and the whole reason they move there it. says the son met someone while playing.

fortnite online and they believe that. o'connor moved with her sons to idaho in. order for her son to pursue a romantic. relationship with this girl. and the mother of the girl said that. o'connor herself would lavish the girl. with gifts including roses a 200 tiffany. necklace and food deliveries. is it wrong to want the best for your. children. is it wrong to want the best for your. children.

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i think i'm going to get rid of it. because i don't like driving and i'll. have a car in texas when i'm there but. when i'm in la i kind of don't want a. car and i should start drinking again. even though it's been 12 years if i. don't have a car. is there anything wrong with me. recreationally drinking and using drugs. what if the only thing keeping me sober. was driving oh man. right. would you feel pretty stupid then huh. yeah i would you convinced me to get rid.

of my car. but it's it's true i. i. you should drive. because you're like a wage slave. and i'm regal. and a king should never drive he should. be driven that's right but a wage slave. and i want to get you a little box here. for you to punch in and punch out i want. to hear the sound. [Laughter]. by the way the supply chain there's.

ports we went to crate and barrel the. other day the people that are still left. in the workforce are losing it this. lovely woman was like she's like there's. there's ships. in the port of los angeles and they have. all of our stuff she goes our stuff is. on those ships. she was coming apart lovely woman helped. us a lot but coming apart and here's the. headline it says a record number of. container ships waiting to enter ports. of los angeles and long beach there's a.

shortage of workers and stuff with the. coast guard or the what is it the port. authority i don't know but whatever it. is it's a massive problem where if you. ordered. a [ __ ] ottoman it is sitting on a. ship. a container ship out on the port you. almost want to take a boat out there and. grab it. and then boat back in. but. we're going to talk now about this. article that i read that i thought was. uh the new york times writes a lot of.

articles that don't need to be written. um. and this is uh one of them. the 37 year olds are afraid of the 23. year olds who work for them. quote 20-somethings rolling their eyes. at the habits of their elders in a long. is is a long-standing trend but many. employers said there's a new boldness in. the way gen z dictates taste. you know we were talking about this last. night at the little dinner. uh.

there's a nihilism the gen z people that. i've spoken to whether it's the tick. tock kids or people that helped us with. things there's a nihilism. to them which is quite productive. and the nihilism is a reflection of. they have seen. so many institutions either lose. credibility or outright fail. in their lifetime so the collapse of. institutional cr credibility which has. been so widespread.

has impacted the way they look at the. world and a lot of these kids now are. self-starters they're independent they. are early adapters onto things like. tick-tock they get on there they build. things they don't know what they're. building they don't know why they're. building it. some of them might but i think they. understand that they cannot wait. they cannot wait for any institution to. give them a shot. and i think there's something that's. very positive about that right.

i also believe there are many issues. with that generation um. in terms of. uh. the fetishization. of mental health. of sexual politics. of uh many other trends that i don't see. as as uh as positive. as i see the fact that you know. independence. and being a self-starter and uh. uh being somebody who is not reliant on.

these archaic systems and structures. that is good but i think some of these. other things uh are a bit. childish. uh but that's okay because i'm on my way. out right i'm 36 i'm heading towards 37. i'm out and you have to realize this. your late 30s it's uncomfortable to. realize that you're no longer uh. you don't matter and the things you. believe uh don't matter you will you. will hit peak earning i guess in your. 30s 40s 50s that seems to be when.

if you can. put together some type of career that's. the best years of your career but what. does that mean the best years of your. career and bill burr talks about this. it's like when you have a kid you just. go in a sinkhole for 18 years and you. don't know what's going on then you. stick your head back up and you're like. wait what happened. the same is when you hit like a stride. in your career you're not culturally. you know looking at everything and. taking everything in you're not you. don't have as much time to.

do the things that young people do to. kind of steer culture you just don't. you're not tweeting about your favorite. band. when you're 40 i hope not. some people are. but the v i mean people are now with. that that the the rapper who did the. biden the antibiotic. and all of a sudden everybody on. facebook my aunt loves rap now. my aunt loves rap. she spent years talking about how it was. the scourge of the inner cities her. words. now she loves rap. but the vast majority of people aren't.

but this article in the new york times. is basically saying that like. millennials the millennial generation is. like a soft generation but they're uh. weirdly conniving emotionally. manipulative uh they all want gold stars. they're kind of despicable. uh they are institutionalists the. millennials. they are people that uh love um. uh getting a pats on the back and.

you know ribbons pinned to them from. what i you know and i am a millennial. and i've seen the way millennials. behaved it was the generation that. talked about colleges and getting into. colleges and you got to fill out your. application that. everything was just this you know mad. dash for some type of. uh acceptance it was this this. you know very visceral you could see it. on people's faces. need to be told that they were good. enough and that they did the. quote-unquote. right thing and there it was formulaic.

and and the way that we were brought up. was that we were just threatened with. college threatened. if you didn't go to college what will. people think of you and you won't be. able to find any work and you better. live in fear it was a fear-driven. culture um. and that's the millennial culture to me. gen z seems a lot more nihilistic. uh they don't seem to be looking for. approval as much even though as human. beings we all do but those are the main. differences that i've.

noticed you know that they they seem to. be black-eyed nihilists as uh the big. lebowski right isn't that the quote. that's right yeah i mean. these people gen z. seem to be a lot more uh independent. um. and they lay things on the table uh a. little bit more than i think millennials. would i think there may be dare i say. less baggage. with some and i again i know highly. productive people from the general i. don't know.

people that aren't doing anything but. from this article a lot of it is like. hey you know gen z people telling their. bosses when i'm done with my tasks can i. go. can i leave. and and again is that is some of that. laziness maybe but i think some of it is. like. you know do you know how much wasted. time that millennials wasted in offices. you know going out for hour and a half. long lunches. and going and uh you know how long it. took someone to open a box of keurig. k-cups for the coffee machine and how.

much [ __ ] went on that wasn't work. and it became like this weird. environment for people to enjoy being on. my suit and tie and i'm drinking coffee. at the desk and it was this weird. performative life. uh and gen z people are kind of like hey. man let me out of here if i'm done let. me get the [ __ ] out let me leave can i. leave i did what you wanted me to do let. me leave also gen z has no respect for. their bosses.

you don't have any respect. for the people that are and now that has. positives and negatives you don't want. to completely not have respect for. people but you should you should never. be completely. uh bowled over. uh or or too impressed with anybody. especially if your job eventually is. going to be to do what they do you know. you should have a. you know. pretty reasonable. assessment of what they do how they do. it better than you and a lot of these.

people are noticing that these people. actually don't do anything better than. me they've just sucked off the right. people they've played the corporate game. long enough they have the right [ __ ]. fake superficial. manner about them that has allowed them. to like fail upwards and to send the. corporate ladder so these little. nihilists are coming to the office. refusing to respect these people and one. of them they actually. one of the young people in this article. asked the uh team leader or the boss the. manager to do something they're like can. you do it.

and like. managers hate that when they're asked to. do a task. like a lot of these people are just. completely like they're completely. shocked that. they would be. uh asked to do something. also they're a lot more political which. can get annoying because they want you. you know they want your kombucha to you. know make a stand. they want your kombucha. you know to start talking about. controversial political topics they are. much more willing to do that stuff.

you know they're calling it the kids. these days effect. they've noticed it's been happening for. a while. each new generation brings something a. little uh different. um. but you know older generations are much. more likely to go hey let's leave. politics out of things. and kids want everything to be political. younger. gen z. people. i don't work in an office and one of the. reasons i don't work in an office i've. i've spent a lot of time in an office.

just like i've spent too much time in a. car i've spent too much time in an. office. offices are for the most part not always. but it you you hit. a a wall and it's. it's diminishing returns in an office. and i think gen z is kind of realizing. that the younger kids are realizing like. i could be out doing my own thing. i could be on only fans or i could be on. patreon or i could be on youtube or tick.

tock or twitch. i could be on any of these platforms i. could have an e-commerce business i. could make [ __ ] and sell it i could go. out and sell things i could. do any number of jobs that don't require. me. to be here in this office. staring at these people because when. you're in an office you just end up. staring at a lot you know there was a. woman doreen. we used to work with. who started in mortgages has a very.

sweet. nice mom. she was like the mom of the office. and she started as like a secretary and. she was just a fun secretary she liked. having a few drinks. she'd always like she was a sweet woman. and probably still is you know a nice. not too far from cool mom probably okay. and. as things. progressed she got into being a loan. officer. she like started to work as in the. but then by the end of it she had to be.

fired for like stealing deals. and it was a whole thing. so. what i'm saying is the culture can you. know really do something to you. so you got to watch out. but i mean if this is a hard article to. care about either way. you know here it goes like uh. yes some guy who owns a food business is. like he heard from junior staff asking. if his company would post a black square. in solidarity with uh the blm movement.

on instagram. elaine purcell 34. co-founder of the maternity care startup. oola. got a slack message from one of her. youngest workers after the shootings at. atlanta area spots in march asking what. the team could do in solidarity with. asian americans so they are more. politically minded the young people. yeah and then one of the quotes is you. talk to older people and they're like. dude we sell tomato sauce we don't sell. politics. said mr kennedy co-founder plant people.

then you have younger people being like. quote these are political tomatoes this. is a this is a political tomato sauce. yeah i mean this is the big divide right. seemingly the millennials one good thing. about the millennials if there are good. things. about the millennial generation. um. is that. uh. maybe they know when to shut up. maybe maybe they do i don't even know. i'm positing that. and the only reason i say that is. because.

at the end of this article they all go. on some retreat and they said the gen. z people were much more likely to like. yeah here we go. um. somebody emily fletcher runs zeva. meditation notice at her company retreat. the junior people were the ones who were. most comfortable stretching the bounds. of what's considered professional. conversation this became apparent when. the staff participated in an exercise. she calls the suffy awards sitting. around the campfire and sharing personal.

sources of suffering from last year by. the way who's. doing that. the suffie awards sitting around a. campfire and sharing personal stories of. suffering from last year this is a. perfect example of what millennials do. they go we want to hear about all your. suffering and we're going to award you. based on who suffered them all it makes. everything this weird game. everything this weird need. uh to win it's odd. to earn recognition your suffering.

should earn you recognition. okay. so she said about gen z quote they. celebrate human emotion instead of. having an outdated framework of what. corporate should be her company culture. has relaxed even more. but you go up there go up for a second. ms fletcher said getting the most. vulnerable by speaking about partners. cheating on them so these kids were. speaking at the selfie awards about. partners cheating on them or about the. loneliness of a solo quarantine this is. maybe where you go just shut up.

truly they'll use it against you. they're gonna use it against you. all the things you're admitting to them. at the sophie awards why are you why i. would not go if they're like we're doing. a retreat we're gonna sit around a. campfire it's like this is why i've. never even when i was in sales i wanted. to stay away from corporate america. because when people start saying we're. going to a camp farm like no we're not. we are not doing that. yeah we're gonna sit around and tell. each other no.

corporate. uh. friendship building exercises. not for me. truly not for me. and. this is where i kind of draw the line. this is why i could never function in. like a corporate. company. other than spotify. because if spotify. were to hand me money. then i would absolutely go. sit by.

a. uh. fire. and talk about. all of my problems. but yeah i mean it's it's interesting to. see what the future uh please what is. this what keeps going on here is xena. what about what i'm not sure. i can check. uh she wanted a pic of your odometer. we're not there tell you to get it. tomorrow christ almighty. [ __ ].

enough. but it's interesting i spoke to. anakashan about this a. lot um about. the kind of millennial narcissism and. the idea that everybody needs to. get a medal unlike me i deserve it i get. nothing i deserve all the medals and i'm. given nothing. growing up cereal is one of the best. parts of being a kid but i had to give. it up because i realized it was full of. sugar and i don't eat sugar. i've never had sugar. so we're all trying to get better eat. better but healthy breakfast don't have. to be boring do you think that healthy.

breakfasts have to be boring i don't. think so but you did i used to why. because i hadn't heard of this company. but why did you think that healthy. breakfast had to be boring because i. don't know you do like you. spinach with like a poached egg it's. boring but you know that you could have. meats in there. i guess i could you could have bacon and. sausage that's boring it's boring to. have eggs and bacon or smoked salmon. it's so traditional or ancient grains i. don't know it's boring that's what my. parents why did you think it was boring.

when you know if you have an american. cheese omelette with bacon it's [ __ ]. good. if you have a western omelet it's good. why did you think it was boring because. i want a sugary cereal to get my date. that's a different question. you just said. that you believe healthy breakfasts were. boring i'm telling you that breakfast is. the easiest meal to eat healthy because. you can choose an array of meats and. cheeses and veggies to make something. really cool like a frittata and you're. sitting here with a shitty grin.

on your face and you refuse to tell me. why you think healthy breakfasts are. boring why are they boring. it's it's boring to be healthy in my. opinion it's boring is that what's. happening or are you lying because of. the ad no i want to be stimulated are. you lying because in the ad it says that. and you're agreeing with the end when i. eat an omelette i want to fall asleep. they deserve so bored they deserve. better than you lying to them i'm not. lying to you. you're lying right now i'm not.

because if i brought you. eggs scrambled with american cheese and. chicken sausage and spinach and salsa. and all you would like it. yeah i'd like that so what the [ __ ] is. wrong with you why are you lying. it's still less exciting than a bowl of. sugary cereal. i do like cereal. what are we talking about. magic spoon cereal what is it. it's a zero grams of sugar 13 to 14. grams of protein and only four net grams.

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facebook [ __ ] now they're changing their. name to meta i'm old enough to remember. when facebook was you know college kids. trying to get laid by the way if. facebook was still functioning like that. we wouldn't need cool mom to be driving. kids around getting them slammed but. because facebook is no longer. functioning as a dating app for children. it is now functioning as a place for. elderly people to scream into the void. to post pictures of their dead dogs to. talk about their knee operations and and.

to start you know these long threads. where people are trying to educate each. other on all manner of topics. they and they think the problem with. facebook is misinformation all social. media is misinformation whether it's. russia or your mother-in-law everybody. on facebook is lying. and so you have a whistleblower and this. [ __ ] comes out and facebook is now. changing their name to meta which is. weird because a restaurant long island i. like did that still a good restaurant. facebook fails to moderate harmful.

content in developing countries what did. this whistleblower do. why is she. what is the big deal here. basically she's saying that they're. focusing they. they care more about profit than the. safety of their users so they allow. hateful content and hate groups and. people like that to spread tons of. misinformation that gets people but. those are their users. hate groups are your users. if someone's starting a hate group on.

your platform they are a user are they. not. quote facebook was aware that maids were. being sold on its platform. internal documents show that facebook. admitted it was quote under enforcing on. confirmed abusive activity when it. failed to take action after filipino. maids complained of being abused and. sold on the platform according to the. associated press quote in our. investigation domestic workers. frequently complained to their.

recruitment agencies of being locked up. in their homes starved forced to extend. their contracts indefinitely unpaid and. repeatedly sold to other employers. without their consent one facebook. document read. in response agencies commonly told them. to be more agreeable it's not horrible. advice. so what is it is it facebook's fault. that people are using facebook to buy. and sell maids. yeah and like the january 6 stuff and. should i post a status right now anybody. want a made.

i'm gonna post a status and see if it. gets taken down. let's test this right now. i'm gonna do it to see if it actually. works here okay. i'm posting your status right now what's. on your mind. does anyone want a maid. i have one. chained up in my. chained up. in my basement. she will work. you can hit her.

and then under it i'm gonna write test. see that. does anyone want a maid i have one. chained up in my basement she will work. you can hit her test. post. let's see what happens okay. i was unaware of this that people were. buying and selling mates is this only in. the philippines. uh yeah so they're really bad at. managing things in other countries. because they can't. speak the language very well so then.

there's like hate groups in like india. against like muslims you are determined. to sell a maid aren't you gonna sell a. maid. i mean this is the reality. how many roadblocks do we have to put up. before people realize. that if you were what do you mean the ai. struggles with non-english languages. isn't this a highly sophisticated. artificial intelligence system for like. english yeah they can't understand. filipino apparently not it says they. support 50 languages when in reality.

most of those languages get a tiny. fraction of the safety systems that. english gets so they kind of with the. other countries they just kind of let. them run amok. is the status okay did they take it down. it's still up nice see maybe this is a. problem. the wi-fi is not good here. i have five likes. does anyone want a maid i have one. chained up in my basement she will work. you can hit her.

see look like myanmar they couldn't. identify hate speech in ethiopian. languages. uh so there was no safeguards for those. countries. well what are they doing that's so bad. i don't care about hate speech i'm more. concerned with the selling and the of. the maids. well yeah that's that's the worst thing. to me don't you think the maids are like. can we stop focusing on the hate speech. i'm in a closet. i'm getting hit with a broom.

does doesn't that make more sense yeah. facebook's algorithm mistakenly banned a. hashtag referencing the quote al-aqsa. mosque in jerusalem's old city because. they thought it represented the militant. group al-aqsa martyrs brigade who are we. like we are like them uh an armed. offshoot is a secular fatah party. document show a lot of our fans are in a. hawk some artists brigade. the company later apologized but the. accidental removal of content serves as. a shining example i love that serves as. a shining example for how the social.

media giant's algorithms can stifle. political speech due to language. barriers and lack of resources outside. of north america. so this whole thing's about languages. yeah something i smell a rat. i don't agree with this. this can't be about. that you don't understand. what. can i does anyone ever made in filipino. language in telugu or whatever the hell. they speak. i want to beat my maid in filipino.

nobody understands what that is. hey my maid's dead anyone got another. one so as long as i write that in. non-english i'm okay. something's wrong but what about the. whistleblower people say she's a creep. because the greenwald made a point a lot. of this seems to be like. okay we take uh the power away from. these tech oligopolies but then who gets. it the government does anyone feel. better with the government. running the show you don't think they're. going to ban you they'll ban you.

this is her francis hogan. where's she from. ah let me see here. i know she's in europe right now doing. this whole thing. this woman is a uh. is she like snowden is she gonna have to. leave the country she's from iowa city. is zuckerberg gonna have her whacked. i mean zach why don't you grow some. balls and have this woman killed. truly let's play with this creep this.

creep sad with the sweet baby rays. barbecue sauce on the back and i said. that he's this guy he doesn't you know. sweet baby he doesn't know that it goes. on the food he's just trying to like be. a human being but hey zuck why don't you. grow some balls and have this. whistleblower [ __ ] whacked have her. killed. have this [ __ ] killed she's [ __ ]. your [ __ ] up. so this is a stop being a [ __ ] [ __ ]. and have her killed. act like a [ __ ] boss. why don't you ever act like a boss you.

always go into congress and you're. always [ __ ]. pale and weird and [ __ ] equivocating. get this [ __ ] stomped out american. history x style make her bite the curb. remember that scene bite the curb and. then start with the boot. do it to this [ __ ]. i want you to watch or get killed zuck. like khashoggi was getting tortured and. then mbs watched it again allegedly no. issues with them allegedly he was.

watching it i want zuckerberg to watch. this when we get killed let's see what. he has to say i'm on his side here a. little bit so this is the rebrand with. uh meta so this is the sneak peek at the. facebook metaverse now. meta. is gonna be a better place to sell the. maids. is that what we're. because you're creating a world where. maids will be sold. seamlessly. okay here we go i need a maid. are you coming yeah just gotta find. something to wear.

all right perfect. oh hey mark hey what's going on. what's up. that big creature is the maid. they don't show the real maid because. she's bruised and bloody. so what zuckerberg has done. is he has an avatar for his maid.

so that it disguises the substantial. physical damage he's done to her. continue this is brilliant i respect. this guy and for anyone confused this is. through vr goggles through like you know. right because if you were to look at it. in actuality you would just see a. bleeding filipino maid. uh-huh who made this place that's. awesome who made this place the next. crater i met in l.a what happened to the. place it is. amazing this is cool this is like vr of. course it's me hey you know i had this. is there a man wasn't there. i hear knocking in the.

in a uh garage what happened to the man. you were bluffing. i don't know i think she got sick. the maid got sick let's call her she's. not around anymore stop asking questions. about the [ __ ] maid hey should we. deal you in sorry i'm running late but. you've got to see what we're checking. out there's an artist going around soho. hiding ar pieces for people to find wow. 3d street there's some there's people in. the philippines going around hiding. maids. are you guys up on that or no.

were you just concerned about the. augmented reality. how about the actual reality we're made. to get beaten back. this is like after 9 11 when they're. like the cia doesn't understand arabic. i'm like no they understand it fine when. they plan the attack. they're like well they they the c.i.a. didn't know anything about the attackers. they don't speak arabic i said i think. they spoke it well when they were.

training the hijackers in [ __ ]. arizona. anyway in florida contact us for brand. deals. but. do you see what i mean here and i want. to end with brian laundry being alive. because he is alive brian laundry is. being hit by his parents. canal who opened for me showed me this. video. of brian laundry uh being uh the parents. have a flower bed in the backyard and. you see this video i urge everyone to. look at it under the flower bed there's. some weird. thing that happens where you see a hand.

kind of go up i think she's passing him. a note. here's what happened see look at this. bizarre viral conspiracy theory claims. brian laundry is hiding under. parents flower bed. the bizarre conspiracy theory says. jeffrey epstein has an island bizarre. conspiracy there now here's the deal is. this gonna be my sandy hook the laundry. thing where i have to come back probably. but i'm still sticking to this brian. laundry is alive because they only found. his teeth it's very easy to get. somebody's teeth out of their mouth i.

don't know that they've made a positive. idea in any of the other bones and the. parents were in the park looking for him. and the said to meet the cops there. they're like meet us there and that was. the day they found him. very strange. can you show the actual video banner not. some [ __ ] newsweek yeah i just. clicked on the link it's a dead link. hold on. get me try this the video up where you. can literally see. something going on. there's a flower bed.

they're around it. and then all of a sudden you see. something you see a hand if you close up. on the video you see hand. something is coming out from the side of. the flower bed. and it looks like a hand you can see it. right there. see it there again. go back. watch it again. you see something coming out. she looks like she's doing something. and then all of a sudden. you see a hand come up.

like she's doing something and you see a. hand come up something is coming up over. there that's strange. brian laundry is alive i'm calling it. right now. should that be our first versus game. is brian laundry live. that website versus the app. where you can predict. uh things that are gonna happen and i. make really good predictions. so we're gonna start doing stuff with. them but maybe that should be one of our.

first games is bryant like when does. brian laundry get found. because i believe that brian laundry is. alive and you know why his parents are. from long island. when he came home and he's like i choked. that [ __ ] out his parents were like i. told you she was no good. you're my beautiful baby his mother said. as he stood there and confessed to. killing his girlfriend you're my. beautiful baby.

that [ __ ] was no good said his father. and they're like get under the flower. pot we'll drug you up take a few of your. teeth this will be done in no time he's. alive. brian laundry. is alive. we are going to the uk and we're very. excited about it we are really going. we're not [ __ ] around we're. announcing these dates in the uk. um it's it's been a dream of mine. uh to do comedy in the uk i've already. done it but it's another dream and i'm.

doing it again. i've done it in scotland but we're going. now to london we're going to ireland. we're going to scotland it's going to be. big. big baby. january 13th we're in dublin. january 15th we're in london. january. 15th we're in london. january 16th we're in london. january 16th we're in london.

do you get it. 15th and 16th we're in london. the 13th were in dublin. no scotland huh. apparently i wanted to do scotland we're. gonna do scotland soon where can they go. get tickets okay so uh the links uh we. will have them on monday uh november 1st. at 9 a.m local time tim's artist. pre-sale will start on tuesday 11 2 at 9. a.m we will pump this on social media. there's a lot of people that want to. come out to the uk we're excited to be. there we want to eat some of their.

horrible food. the only thing good there is indian food. and obviously if you spend a lot of. money to go to michelin star restaurant. you can get good stuff but i mean the uh. everything else is just dog food the. english roast is atrocious. maybe change my mind. as steven crowder would say. english rose sucks changed my mind. uh it's an overcooked piece of meat. where yorkshire pudding and tasteless. gravy and mushy peas but maybe i'm wrong. maybe i'll go out and have an uh amazing.

one but the. the food in england is quite literally. for the birds. but. we hope that doesn't influence your uh. buying of tickets we're gonna have a. good time uh we're back on the road. we're in indianapolis on the third. indiana there are. tickets left on wednesday we have two. shows in pittsburgh we've added a second. show. okay carnegie music hall sold out our. second show is going to be there. really really great and then washington. dc one of my favorite places to do.

comedy there are some tickets left on. saturday so that's our little run for. the next week and then we've got of. course a ton of other dates on the. website but we have indianapolis. morgantown west virginia can't forget. that so indianapolis on the third. morgantown west virginia on the fourth. then two shows in pittsburgh on friday. finally saturday in washington dc. opening for me the great sam talent. hosting the show cool mom.

we're bailing her out. cool. mommy. hey man i don't know what to say i it's. hard to make moral judgments but. sometimes they need to happen. you should never be facilitating sexual. assault um and she seems to have a. little weird relationship with the kids. where she's snapchatting the kids and. but you know i do i do recognize the. value of this human being the wild. mother. the mother who doesn't accept that she's.

old who wants to get [ __ ] up with the. kids this isn't important you need these. train wrecks. in your life to teach you what you don't. want to be but also allow you to drink. and use drugs you should go from loving. these parents to thinking oh this is a. little sad. first year of college you start looking. back and going yeah it's a little sad. but when you still have fun with them. you still drink with them because it's. kind of all they have. um but you need those people those. parents are essential.

when you grow up you didn't have any of. that you didn't have any of this no it's. this is essential if you're a human you. know. you know it is essential to have these. kind of uh you know somebody's mother's. got to be a basket case. right. someone's mother's got to be a basket. case who's unwilling to admit that she's. old and she wants to hang out and party. and get [ __ ] up. and teach you that life can be fun life. can be fun breaking the rules can be fun. drinking when you shouldn't.

getting [ __ ] up. in a big ass house. and getting your dick wet now. consensually. so i don't know what what uh cool mom. was doing but. i'm happy to have her on the tour stay. away from mark zuckerberg and facebook. you know what they're doing over there. they're selling maids. that's what the whole site is now. a bunch of maids for sale let's see by. the way if this worked.

oh the facebook post. yeah ben thanks for paying attention. uh. notifications. 70 likes. and comments and nobody. is. no it's not down. so mark zuckerberg i have does anyone. want a maid i have one chain of in my.

basement she will work you can hit her. and you did that 20 minutes ago that's. enough time to make a transaction. i've already i've already sold my maid. i don't. i don't need to have it up anymore. the buyer has already come to my house. and walked out of it with a chained-up. maid. hey thanks facebook. this is what i mean about the social. media. mark. zuckerberg is facilitating.

the beatings of maids. and cool mom was just trying to have a. little fun in the burbs. and yet one of them's a billionaire and. one of them's in jail is that okay. well i think not all the while brian. laundry is alive living very comfortably. under a flower bed with his long island. degenerate parents in florida i'm the. only one who's bringing this up because. the new york times is writing about. [ __ ] millennials that are scared of.

nihilus gen z cretins well how about. ditching the office anyway go and do. your own goddamn thing you don't need. [ __ ] human resources you don't need. corporate retreats get on [ __ ]. facebook and buy and sell a maid. and if you don't do that you're a. [ __ ] chill. you're a cog in the wheel. facebook facilitates the buying and the. selling of human beings chattel.

modern day slavery. and there's not a goddamn thing we can. do about it there's nothing we can do. about it. so you better embrace it. you better sell or get sold. if you are not selling a maid on. facebook you're a maid that's going to. get sold. and i bet that's what cool mom said to. the kids. when she locked him in a room and she. told him to [ __ ] each other's brains out.

she said you're either a maid getting. sold or you're one doing the selling. what do you think our last words were. when the cops busted in. and they put her in the in the back of. the patty wagon and drove her away. cool mom looked at all those kids and. said listen this is the price of cool. i've seen a lot of people leaving cop. cars some of my friends parents the. price of being cool. is leaving in a cop car. truly.

and that's what you probably mouth to. the kids this is the price of being cool. she said let him say anything they want. about me. but i was cool. i let you get [ __ ] up didn't i. i'll let you do whatever you wanted. let him say what they want about me. doesn't matter. because i ain't no maid. and she got in the car. and then they just drive her off into.

the metaverse. and now cool mom will arrange. child sex orgies in the metaverse. and all will be right with the world. it'll fix everything. just a bunch of avatars. getting drunk and [ __ ] in a 6 000. square foot home in tahoe. this is the society and world that we've. created and this is the one that we must. endure. goodbye until next week.

get your maids get them now. hello. colin quinn tim dillon how are you. hi tim. you're on my podcast and we're very. excited about your new show. well thank you. remember the first time the last first. and last time i was on your podcast. about five or six years ago to do my. other show and i remember distinctly.

saying. i'm doing you a favor being on here and. you know it and now. you might say the tables have turned. [Laughter]. that's how the world works well i don't. know about that i'm very excited now. your last show was red state blue state. it was uh i saw it. it was hilarious. where are you going are you going with. the same idea of like you do a brilliant. job at like taking these very big ideas.

and making them funny is that what the. new show is can you tell us like about. the new show at all well put it this way. like if you don't like my new show. nobody will it discusses everything. that's going on right now. and in the uh you know and where it's. all leading and what it all means that's. how i feel about it it's funny of course. you know. but i mean that's something that's the. thing people have to remember in comedy. be funny at all times but right yeah. it's it's the same thing only it's. obviously a different situation more.

dire you might even say. you both know every one of your projects. is very ambitious like everything you're. like it's everything that's going on. what it all means and where it leads. and most people now do a special on hbo. and they're like what's it about and. they're like my mom's a drunk. [Laughter]. you know like. i was poor it was weird i wore a dress. to a chick-fil-a someone gave me a dirty. look that's what my hour's about.

but i'm excited to see this now you're. doing a run in new york city. yeah i'm doing three weeks in new york. and now hopefully i'll be able to sneak. over to the beacon and see your show i. would have i would love that if you can. but i figured that you were probably. busy. doing your show. i'm doing my shows but i've had a couple. of friends. go see you undercover in california and. they said it's brilliant well that's. that's very good of them and hilarious. by the way oh good where did they where.

did they go. i think it would winter uh. not irvine what's up ontario out in the. desert yes ontario yeah. i spent half of my set there was a. circus next to me. and i spent half of my set lamenting. that i wasn't booked at the open air. tent circus. next door because i mean when the. world's ending why pretend anymore let's. just get in the real tent. um. well that's i'm glad we have our our. your manager and my good friend brian. will be coming so you let us know.

there'll be a ticket for you where can. people kind of grab tickets are there. tickets still available to your run or. are they all sold out. they're selling out quickly just kidding. there's plenty available okay um. yeah now they could just go to. colinquin.com it's really you know. collinquin.com to get tickets it's at. the lucille lortel theater. it's a run from november 2nd to the 20th. what i love about colin is he does a run.

you do a run in one theater you get to. know the theater that's what i. really respect about this what you do is. like. you just put on a show it's like that. old tradition of new york theater. that i used to be a part of when i was. nine years old where you would do a run. for three to four weeks. in one theater in the village in like a. black box theater and uh that's my out. of town run yeah and are you touring it. afterwards after new york. people you said that you know the. out-of-town room was philly in those.

days right right i reversed it i make. the out of town run new york. i'll do it yeah i'm gonna go you know. i'm gonna go hit all. all the usual suspects we're talking. about the. bethlehem we're talking about you know. all those places you know those uh. you know those former. formerly once great. uh you know lake erie type places yeah. it's where comedy thrives where comedy. thrives if there's a mobile morgue.

comedy's doing well. yeah when men built once built this. country that's true. we i we call them birthing persons now. we're birthing persons yeah my brother. first built this country let's build. this country no those those old places. are are great to do stand up and it's. great i just got back from portland in. seattle and yes it's a hotbed of uh. anarchy and crime but there's something. brilliant about just the gray.

rainy. heroin addicted atmosphere the the the. crowds are really great because they. really want to laugh. but it also probably. genetically reminds you of the our old. country that's right that's right. you ever see train spotting we should do. an american train spotting yeah that is. right that's a good point have you been. back i'm going to dublin to perform in. january have you been back there. recently. the last time i was there was three. years ago.

and it was amazing i mean and you know. mark norman made the observation about. the crowds he goes these cuz they're. drinking the whole time yes and he goes. because these crowds are drinking the. whole time even we're doing like 9 30 10. o'clock shout out to you but they. they are not easy they you live and die. off every joke yes they they want to. hear exactly what you're saying next and. they're not there. there's no momentum with the irish. people where you're like hey well you.

know as you know. just from life right there's no hey hey. we're gonna give you free pass because. the last one could it's like no what's. this one now you know. but they were great it's a constant. reassessment. of what's going on at any moment but i'm. excited to get over there and hopefully. they you know they enjoy it and uh. i just like a nice sad place to do. comedy you know. yes i agree with you and i wasn't on. stage at the hollywood improv the other. night it was a fun show but you look it. out the audience you go we don't need to.

be doing this. no no you're right yeah we like blink. bleep toss is funny yes that's good. everyone. colinquin.com this is where you're going. to get tickets to lucille lortel theater. the run is november. 2nd through the 20th and and colin i. hope i mean we're on the 11th but i hope. you can get over there i mean you might. not be able to. what time has it been. uh seven yeah yeah 7 p.m you're probably. getting it. you have a show on the 11th i know i.

know it's all right around town someone. made it somewhere else yeah we'll figure. it out. we'll figure it out my friend all right. well listen thank you for calling. everybody if you like comedy go see this. show. thanks all right brother talk soon see. you colin.