#273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop | The Tim Dillon Show
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show the dave chappelle. controversy. keeps going it rolls on no matter what. else we should be talking about dave. chappelle's netflix special has become. the focal point of the media in this. country it is not the uh. rapidly rising prices of utilities of. food. it is not the massive homelessness. problem it is not the inability of uh. the government washington to function. uh it is not any of those things it is.
the dave chappelle netflix special. where there are uh. employees of netflix who are angry at. this. uh staging a walkout of the special so. it is a special that i full disclosure. i've not seen all of i watched a little. bit of it. you know he's a master was it the. funniest thing in the world no. is he is he expressing an opinion held. by the vast majority of human beings. about men and women yes.
um. but the ceo of netflix ted sarandos. who's greek right i believe so. interesting. so uh. because there's not a lot of successful. greek people. there's really not that's true the vast. majority of greeks are are not doing. well. but some of them are right they own. diners but there were working-class. people. and ted sarandos good for him it's john. stamos there's a few of them a couple. yeah rita wilson tom hanks his wife.
it's not a huge group. so ted sarandos. greek. giannis babas greg uh defended dave. chappelle and said listen guys. um we're gonna put out things you may. not like them we don't think it's gonna. lead uh to uh. real world violence against trans people. that was basically the gist. of his uh. statement. um netflix chief. again defend chappelle special quote.
content doesn't directly translate to. real world harm he said we have dave. chappelle on our platform we also have. hannah gatsby and then hannah gadsby who. we don't know where she's been she's. somewhere in australia and forcing a. lockdown i'll tell you that much where. is she she's in new zealand right. blinking. anyway hannah gatsby who's. she's atypical neurodivergent whatever. she's not always with us and when she is. with us she says some very disturbing. things and then goes back to where she. lives and that's great but she doesn't.
really know what's going on she's kind. of fuzzy it just seems like she's like a. fuzzy photograph right her hair is never. quite. she's just caught of law and this is the. way it is mullen does it great. impression of her but every now and then. she gets real fired up you know when. someone insults greta thundberg or. whatever she gets real fired up when a. white guy does something bad so she. looked at ted tarando she was like [ __ ]. him and she literally said uh. she said hey ted surrounded just a quick. note to let you know that i would prefer.
if you didn't drag my name into your. mess now i have to deal with even more. of the hate and anger that dave. chappelle's fans like to unleash on me. every time gabe gets 20 million dollars. to process his emotionally stunted. partial world view. um. [ __ ] you in your amoral algorithm cult. i do. what with more backbone than you what is. that word uh i can do more. s. [ __ ] shits. i can do more shits with more backbone.
than you. what. but this is what i mean she's not she's. not fully with us yeah she's not fully. with us and god bless her she's a child. of god. she goes that's just a joke. i definitely didn't cross alarm because. you just told the world there isn't one. gabs gatsby captured or posted yes i. watched the whole thing leave me alone. trans is beautiful comedy is dead i. killed it those are the hashtags. it said it says here she's trans as well. i didn't know that well.
i didn't either i had no i know i had no. idea. does she talk about this in the net i. don't think so i don't remember no right. i don't know. well. i want to see them. both of them hash it out. you know. who cares about any of this. comedy's dumb stop watching it stop. watching comedy specials get a life. truly stop watching comedies but stop. watching specials you have horrible.
lives. you have horrible lives. people are doing so much cool [ __ ] on. this planet stop watching a [ __ ]. anybody talk for an hour. except this show. because this is different. but the others out there are wasting. your time not me never would i respect. you. stop turn it off turn it off and turn. this on. they're canceling halloween in seattle. which makes me think we're not canceling.
it but there's a school in seattle. where they're banning the halloween. parade which makes you glad i own a. house in texas because you know it's. good to hedge your bets and you don't. know what's gonna happen with these. people i don't know what's gonna happen. um seattle elementary school cancels its. annual pumpkin parade because it quote. i don't even understand this. marginalizes students of color who don't. celebrate halloween. who are these students.
that do not celebrate halloween i'm. truly confused. benjamin franklin day elementary school. by the way how is that still the name of. this school. benjamin franklin day elementary school. has canceled its upcoming halloween. parade because it quote marginalizes. students of color administrators claim. that a number of students especially. african-american boys do not celebrate. halloween i don't and feel excluded i've. never heard of this have you heard of. this we have our friends on the couch. i've never heard that african-american. boys do not celebrate halloween no never.
heard that. i've never heard of that yes they're. muslim perhaps. i guess but i. i don't even know. are they are they what about all the. gang initiations on halloween. there's tons of gang initiations on. halloween and i think african-american. boys probably participate in that as you. white boys and many uh young men. so i hope we're not canceling that. as a school with a foundational beliefs. around equity for our students and.
family see this doesn't i don't even. understand what this means here let's. get rid of the pumpkin parade event. we're getting rid of the pumpkin parade. and requesting that students do not come. to school in costumes and i think part. of it is that. certain kids don't have money for. costumes but that was always the way it. was. forever there's been a halloween parades. where. kids would show up and some of the kids. had really cool costumes some of the. kids came in with costumes their parents.
made. and then there was the dirty kid. there's a kid named ryan. i don't want to say his name. he was dirty filthy. and he would come in white guy. irish kid. and he would come in filthy and his. parents would just beat him every day. and night. and they would piss on him. and he never had anything and he would. come to school and. he would always look like high but he. was never high but i think he was just. getting beaten so much and he was.
malnourished she used to eat like pixie. stix and fun dip you know it was bad so. this kid ryan would come and he'd be. embarrassed because he'd be like oh it's. halloween i don't walk in. i forgot. we're like and and it was rough it was. very sad but then like the teachers. would give him like a pumpkin mask. so he could do the parade with everybody. else so this poor kid who smelled like. beer piss from a barn who was still. bloody from the parents just kicking the. [ __ ] out of him would just put on a. pumpkin mask.
and walk. why if you cancel it his life's not. gonna get better. that's my point his life doesn't get. better ryan's parents don't decide to. love him they don't even know the. parade's happening they don't give a. [ __ ]. so he would be sad kind of he would be. sad i remember. we went to his house once to get smoked. cigarettes and he goes my house is kind. of messy and i was like but i hang out. at rosie's the crack house three doors. down for a minute he goes right right.
i'm like i don't care we don't care but. we went in there and you could see just. cereal and bed just cigarettes like. ashtrays overflowing with cigarettes. like he had a bad life certain kids have. a bad life it's very very hard you know. and. he was the type of kid who they're. talking about like not. not you know. privileged. didn't have parents that cared. and and didn't show up with the uniform. you know i mean i'm sorry with the. halloween costume he didn't have enough.
so the teachers. would like give him because they had. those little pumpkin masks they were. plastic and they would they would go on. with the one string yeah it was one. string it was not a lot. it wasn't good. but then there was like. there was a girl who was like 600 pounds. they dressed her as a princess like her. parents brought her in and she was just. like. walking around as a princess. and then like most of the kids had masks. right.
cool kids have masks like freddy krueger. like [ __ ] it. yeah we're gonna kill you it's halloween. and then like the fat girl like the real. fat one her name was jenna first she'd. she'd go like this like she would just. do this every day with her head i don't. know why it might have been a thing but. she would go like this every day i know. what you mean she would just do this. every single day like this and they put. her in a princess outfit and she would. walk like this and then ryan who smelled. like piss would have his little. thing it was nice is my point it was a. nice day. and you can't ruin this it's not you.
can't take this away for kids not. everybody it's insane everyone. celebrates halloween. halloween is about. eating candy. and [ __ ]. smashing. [ __ ] car windows or throwing eggs. shaving cream. vandalism. the the the the idea that you would just. vandalize things it's a beautiful idea.
and these are people that are pro. vandalism they love it well where do you. think people. get the the itch. it starts with halloween they don't just. get into antifa you start with halloween. you do a few you know a couple of eggs a. little shaving cream on the stop sign. and then you you know you graduate to. you know federal banks in portland. but. i don't understand why they're taking. this away is there any reasoning for. this at all is there any reasoning they. decided to cancel the event this year.
because it'd be upsetting for children. who can't afford a costume that's that's. awesome but then just buy them costumes. you cheap fox. why not buy them costumes well also they. they cite the loud noise levels and. crowds are triggering for some children. well that i agree with i don't like the. noise get rid of it. this i do agree with that i don't like. the noise at all that's a very good. point all right well we'll have to skip. it this year moving on we have a. feel-good story that's a very good point. i didn't realize that they yell and. scream it is disgusting.
we have a feel-good story now coming out. of austin texas now we try to find these. stories god help us because as you know. things in the country are not good. inflation the price of a mcgriddle now. is what 38 dollars one mcgriddle 38. it's bad. and the government just keeps telling. you that if you complain about inflation. you're a nazi white supremacist and uh. the press secretary is always like what. is it i'm sorry that your gun is costing. you too much money this month you're. like well i'm kind of you know the.
chicken wings are they've gone up my. family likes chicken wings. but the price of everything is going up. food and gas and the supply chains are. broken down. quote almost everything a person needs. to buy is more expensive blame the. pandemic. the supply chains have broken down. we have all kinds of chaos. now can you play the video of this woman. let's play this woman who's being. interviewed outside the grocery store. there's nothing better than when you get.
a person. outside of a grocery store uh to give an. opinion quote everything has gone sky. high from groceries to gas prices. skyrocketing and could get worse. here we go. more than expected on everything from. food to housing to gas at this point it. is very hard to ignore everywhere we go. things are more expensive so how much. more can prices go up and what's causing. this rapid inflation tonight christina.
rex set out to get some answers. prices are ridiculous the meat is above. and beyond. all right it's gone sky high everything. has gone sky high and it's extremely sad. have you ever been to me the me is above. and beyond. and my husband likes me. and i'm making meat and i've made a meat. for my entire life. i brown it with. butter. in a pan. and it's sky high now.
we eat. six pounds of meat a week. and now i can't afford it. and. i made a salad the other day. and my husband grabbed me by the throat. and he took my head and he he mushed it. you ever mushed someone he mushed my. face he didn't hit me but he mushed me. he mushed me into the wall. and he said you better find a way to. make this work. it's sky high well this woman i mean. again. they're outside of a store called market. basket god help us.
but it's sad because you know people. need uh the you know groceries and. they're too expensive now. and. you know it's very unfortunate all this. stuff is is going on and this is the the. result of a breakdown in the supply. chain. uh. there's other people saying blaming the. pandemic they're saying the simplest. explanation is everyone has been cooped. up for a year and not spending as much. as they ordinarily would and now we all. decided at the same time we wanted to go.
out and spend money on things. said tony cookson co-director of the. center for research on consumer. financial decision making. quote when we all decide to do that at. the same time the issue is the economy. needs to provide us with all those goods. we don't have unlimited capacity to do. that. well then there's also the thing we have. less people working you have a lot of. people now and this is probably a good. thing in the long term they have more. leverage workers have more leverage and. they're striking now because there are. less workers and and and kellogg's you.
hear about this they are striking. account now i don't know the specifics. of this i can't imagine i'm going to. side with kellogg's but the workers want. benefits they want retirement packages. they want days off and kellogg's cereal. is basically coming out and saying [ __ ]. you. we'll move the jobs to mexico. and then denying it they're saying we. didn't say that. find ben the statement from kellogg's. cereal okay. kellogg's put out a statement there's. people standing in the rain i believe. it's in omaha nebraska and they're and.
they're protesting and they're saying we. want. better hours we want more money we want. better benefits and then kellogg's has a. counterpoint to all that and they put. out a video where they were just. basically like what you need to do is. keep your mouth shut. is this it right here i believe so. battle creek michigan kellogg company. today is publicly addressing the terms. of its master labor contract negotiation. with it so they're sending out chris. bonner. chris bonner. i guess is an executive.
at. is that her is she an executive it says. kellogg company spokesperson this is the. person she's the spokesperson she's. gonna soften the message because the guy. you can't bring out like mr kellogg. he'll be like [ __ ] these commie [ __ ]. you can't do that. you can't do that put the hoses on them. turn the hose she's like let's talk. about building a family turn the hoses. on in my day we had dogs we took hoses.
and sprayed them. so this is chris bonner she's the. spokesperson for the kellogg's. cereal company that is trying very hard. to retain the uh slave labor. we value all our employees everybody. runs their efforts first of all. first of all could anyone look. couldn't they have gotten anyone else to.
do this than this karen look at this. woman. this woman. could not effectively communicate. anything they have billions of dollars. and they can't get anyone better than. her. we we value all of our employees let's. let's let's continue this especially. during this global pandemic. we are deeply concerned that the union. at our four u.s cereal plants has. decided to strike and what that means. for our employees. being away from work puts our people and.
their families in a difficult position. and can create financial hardships and. pay them our number one priority is to. get back to the negotiations table and. reach a contract so our employees can. get back to their jobs and their lives. the contract that kell offered was very. fair. you were allowed to use the bathroom. twice a week. this was a fair cut this is not a bad. deal you it was a 16-hour day. with two breaks.
every eight hours you would take a break. the break was supervised you would take. a supervised break. um and you would take a break which i. think is nice at your station. because when you when you go outside. they have found they've done a lot of. studies that going outside has all kinds. of effects on the worker they see the. blue sky and it get they get very. distracted and it's very triggering so. they have the break of the station. and you have the break and you stand. there silently and it's a supervised. break because they again don't want.
anyone going outside or making a phone. call or calling home or doing anything. that could distract them and every eight. hours you get one of these breaks. twice a week you're allowed to leave. your station and use the restroom um for. number two number one is a catheter so. whatever you're doing as you're toasting. the uh i don't know what the hell. they're doing the special okay. as you're toasting the cornflakes. oh that's general mills kellogg's is. what corn flakes i think it's cornflakes. no it might be general mills you don't. think.
find out. we're we're making we're slandering a. company let's at least slander the right. ones. here i'm on their foods and brands here. we go. kellogg's corn flakes yeah corn flakes. and all kinds of stuff so as you're. toasting the corn flakes. you get you you will use the rest you. will have a catheter meaning you will. pee and then it'll be a colostomy bag on. your leg of your of your um. you know of your uh what's the word for.
piss uh urine or uh whatever i have your. urine on the leg. and it's not a big deal now in terms of. a vacation. in terms of a vacation okay. they're offering a vacation. at a kellogg's approved facility which. will be very similar to a resort okay. but you will work. during the vacation because it gives you. pride. it gives you dignity going to a resort. is undignified but going to a. specialized kellogs and where you will. work eight-hour days as opposed to 16.
and you will then spend time with your. family and. they they're throwing in. uh frosted mini wheats. for the children at the at the kellogg's. themed resort it'll have a pool. it'll have. fun. history of kellogg's stuff on the walls. and frosted mini wheats for your. children. um if your children get sick from eating. corn pops or eggo waffles or any of. their products froot loops.
i love how hot they have kashi like they. don't even you know. but if your kids get sick. they will allow you. an hour to take your child to the doctor. now they're not gonna pay for it but if. you can find the money to get your kid. to the doctor. you can leave the facility for one hour. at one hour and one minute you will. forfeit your pay for the week. i don't think these are bad terms let's. continue with this woman because.
i think she's fair concerned that the. union struck without allowing members to. vote on the company's october 1st offer. kellogg's proposals have been grossly. misrepresented by the union in. statements to their membership and to. media and we want our employees to have. all the information they need this is. what they're doing. this is the real thing they're offering. nine percent wage increase. for legacy employees we don't even know. what that means. nine percent.
pathway to full legacy rate and. significant increases for transitional. employees which means the entire company. transitional employees like everyone. right. no change to employees current. healthcare plans. enhanced. interrogation i'm kidding enhanced. retirement benefits for transitional. employees. increased pension multiplier. no proposals related to continuous crew. or alternative work schedules.
one week paid time off at vacation rate. one week. not bad. not bad. one week paid time off. which you can spend going to the doctor. with your kids. because let's finish the this woman. need to make informed decisions for. themselves and their families. let's start with what we are not doing. kellogg is not asking employees to give.
up health care retirement benefits or. holiday and vacation pay right the fact. is we're proud that most employees. working under this contract have. industry leading pay and benefits and. all have above market wages in. retirement the grain in fact the average. 2020 earnings for the majority of our. hourly serial employees was a hundred. and twenty thousand dollars per year and. more than a third earned between 120. that's the the math the math done.
to get to that yeah we're all supposed. to believe that a bunch of people making. 120k a year are incensed right which is. a complex that's complete lie. she goes the average 20 20 earnings for. our hourly cal exterior employees. meaning they're averaging like five. people who've been there forever who. they actually pay. with everyone else but there's no way. that's the case there's no way that a. bunch of people are making 120 grand a. year in the kellogg's factory and. they're all striking right now. there's just such a lie can you imagine. that yeah in kansas making 120 an hour.
our average our average hourly employee. earns 5 million a year. we have industry leading pay. that can't be true. eight thousand and two hundred thousand. most also have unparalleled no cost. comprehensive health insurance meaning. they pay nothing for their health care. no premiums no deductibles nothing. less senior employees have the same. health insurance plan that all our. salaried employees have except they pay.
much lower employee contributions than. the rest of us a construct that i would. light upon. so why are they doing this are they. sociopaths. what are they doing why are they doing. it have they lost their minds. i don't you know right. what what are they doing. free health care 120 grand a year sounds. great right what are you talking about. let's go to the can we get a kellogg. employee. who's probably just going to be full of. scabs and bleeding yeah let's find an.
employee just some vietnam veterans. sitting there in a wheelchair. just [ __ ] bleeding. screaming about rice krispie treats one. of them has to be on youtube right. there's got to be a kellogg employee. explaining what's going on we got you. know unless kellogg's try yeah oh here. we go here we go. well this morning kellogg is no longer. making cereal workers have voted to. strike last night this strike went into. effect at midnight after the union's. five-year contract with the company. expired news 8's dana white is live. outside the battle creek kellogg.
facility now with a deeper look into. this dispute. emily donovan good morning members of. the union voted on this strike yesterday. after negotiations between them and. kellogg went through you can see that we. have buses of employees coming here this. morning and the members of the strike. are not letting up the contract for all. facilities expired at midnight and there. is no new one in place according to the. union's website there are still some. issues to resolve in the most recent.
offer from kellogg including the. elimination of cost of living. adjustments the creation of permanent. transitional positions no full-time. benefits for those permanent workers and. adjusted to the pto policy a holiday pay. change and a plan to remove all union. logos from products we spoke with one of. the strike leaders this morning. everybody in this plant makes. incredible sacrifices that most people. wouldn't understand they work. eight days a week at least.
and that's months on end without a. scheduled day off i mean some some. people in the plant. don't have a scheduled day off for the. entire year. um so we're not willing to accept that. anymore. union leaders also allege that the most. recent contract proposal was never. presented to the negotiating committee. they say their committee is still at the. table and that kellogg sent home its. negotiators before posting the current. offer we reached out to kellogg. no cereal.
because these people want to see their. kids. how lazy are these people. what's gonna happen if someone wants. cereal. is everyone does do people not. understand. morality and what's morally right and. what's morally wrong. it is not right to strike and deprive. people. of frosted mini-wheats because you. think you need to go and see your. children for a day.
so there's a guy standing in a storm. and this has gone viral image of. kellogg's worker picketing and 3 a.m. storm goes viral well this these are the. things i don't this is like when you. find a kid you know the drone strike. they show the kid and the drone strike. and they go this is why we have to fight. isis because and you go what. um. i do like the tony the tiger i'm greedy. sign it is fun because you know what you. can do here with the strike and people.
lose you can have a lot of fun with the. mascots you can have a lot of fun with. the mascot like there should be a mini. wheat with the the hammer and sickle. you know the communist hammer and sickle. there should be a mini wheat. doing that. dress up a mini wheat is joseph stalin. if they're not dressing up mini wheats. as joseph stalin. the rice crispy. what are they elves. the rice crispy elves should be.
uh. they should be painted. uh. killing executives. like cutting the throats of executives. the froot loops toucan toucan sam. toucan sam. should have his arm around mao zedong. this is fun. this is good this gets people thinking. because you start going oh this is. interesting even the mascots are getting.
involved a lot of the problem is i don't. care about any of those people right you. know the people with the signs who gives. a [ __ ] i don't know them but if all the. mascots got together the sun tony the. tiger those twinks who make rice crispy. treats uh and the corn flakes uh chicken. if they are a rooster he's a rooster. whatever his gender is none of my. business if they all got together and. explicitly if there was artwork of them. killing executives burning their houses. down. you know that to me would be a little.
exciting i'd want to get more on board. yes. you know get a picture of joseph stalin. get a picture of stalin up now let's. imagine. get a get a nice picture okay of of uh. stalin i like this one this one's good. make that make give the raisin bran sun. put the raisin bran sun as stalin.
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it's. there's nothing. funnier than austin texas there's. nothing funnier when you land there. it is funny i mean you laugh. from when your feet leave the plane to. when you walk back on the plane it's. funny i mean it's just. hilarious it's. even the shootings and there's many of. them are funny. even the people that attack you in the. street it's funny they they do it in a.
funny way. it's funny. how you get uh carjacked it's funny it's. fun. and every now and then because so much. of the news is sad so much of the news. is sad. the kellogg's company going to war with. the people that make cereal i didn't. even know you needed to. i thought cereal just kind of happened. but apparently there's people doing it. it's crazy. um. so this is a this is just a feel-good.
story this is a light. fun story sometimes we do things on the. show that have a dark there's a darkness. to them this is not that this is light. fluffy fun. and and and. it's beautiful i want you to watch this. because it is truly. it it's just a great story about. human beings and just having fun. and doing good stuff. this is body cam video from star flight.
senior flight nurse jennifer roberts. among those she rescued thursday from a. swollen blanco river in san marcos was. frank fell she was. so in control that i just felt it was. relaxing to know they were there because. up until that point we were pretty sure. we weren't going to make it friday i. showed roberts what frank had to say. it means a lot we often don't get to. meet anybody after the fact or hear how. people do or or anything and so it's. really nice to hear those hear those.
comments. the call for starflight to head to san. marcos came after storm waters rushed. down the blanco river and into transient. campsites there this is beautiful. the rivers are now biblically. washing the homeless down the river in. austin the homeless that live on the. riverbed are being washed away. by uh the rivers. and they're they're.
their homes are being washed down the. rivers and. don't think too much about that that's. not what the story's about the story is. about this uh these first responders who. then rescued. one of the people frank fell frank. i don't know what happened to the others. i'm i'm sure they are fine. one of the homeless people one or two of. them were rescued so we're focusing on. that we're just kind of. we don't want to get into we don't know. what happened. to the rest of them but there was a.
transient community of uh homeless. people but we're saying transient and. this is. it's just another example of of of that. we're just. we're absolutely living in hell this is. the idea of a feel-good story that the. river is washing away the homeless. and that first responders ended up. saving one of them. and this is a great occasion for all of. us we should all rejoice. that uh a first responder went and saved.
a homeless guy who was living down by. the riverbed. here let let's finish this. pushed into the muddy riverbank it. stopped raining and. we thought it was over and the next. thing we knew we heard we heard the. noise that we didn't know what it was. and we looked out it was just a wall of. water coming when the helicopter arrived. the crew quickly realized this was not. going to be a typical rescue mission we. knew there were four people that's about. all the information that we had. for people that need to be rescued when. we got overhead it was it was apparent.
that not only were there four people but. there was also four people with. some belongings that. were clearly very important to them and. a dog and then when i got down there i. found out there was also a puppy. involved this is that puppy alive and. well. [ __ ] yeah. we're killing it. austin texas austin texas how [ __ ].
cool is that. come live by the river bring your pop. and it's gonna work out because this. [ __ ] may save you. it just it feels good i like. when things feel good. and this just makes me. happy. it makes me happy. now. i don't want to ruin i don't want to. ruin this by asking what happens to. the people now.
do they go work at the kellogg's factory. what happens to these people. uh they were uh returned to a new camp. under the highway 80 bridge. well that's well that's a happy ending. that's a happy ending so you're telling. me the people they rescued went back. under the bridge what it says. well this is good this is beautiful. i was thinking it was going to be. something heartless but they're back.
right under the bridge which is if you. remember. where this all started. now so they what do you do you think. they give them a shower or anything or. not really. they probably give them my new tent. right. and and then they put them back under. the bridge that's what saying here it's. saying they returned under the bridge. and uh. the the these were all smashed and. scattered into a muddy river bank. i know it's like what are you gonna do.
with them i mean that's the real issue. i'm not i can't take them in. but this is the question. i i hope that but this is just gonna. keep happening it seems like it's not a. great solution. to just put them back under the bridge. but what do i know. but this is a feel-good story. this is what i mean. about the feel good stories.
they're not going to be like they were. in the old days. no you know. no you're not going to have that. this isn't a story about a guy who beat. cancer. this is a story about people that were. living under a bridge. that were saved from a flood that have. then gone back to live under the bridge. that's the story and they're happy the. guy's going thank god we didn't know we. were going to make it very thankful yeah. he goes we we. we thought we weren't gonna make it but. thank god.
that we were saved and are now being. deposited. back under the bridge. and then hopefully. it was a team effort according to. roberts who added. after they returned to austin they had. only one quick moment to reflect on the. rescue that's because the next call for. help could be a moment away um. well good for her. good for her this is a. this is a great system.
i think. because it gets everyone can be a hero. yeah she can be a hero it's important. you need heroes and you need people to. uh. rescue people. where is that thing you sent me about. the austin crime there's just often. after like what is it after 8 p.m in. austin it just turns into a rape-a-thon. it seems to be a new segment they're. doing called like austin after hours yes. like austin after dark and that doesn't. mean like hear the fiddle player.
it means just straight up like the. streets will run with blood. i had no idea how dangerous austin texas. was. it's like insanely dangerous. after 9 00 pm the streets in austin run. with blood. hold on i think our internet went down. oh god damn it the internet went down at. the temporary studio. how's it coming with our new studio by. the way. how's the new studio coming with our.
with our idiot realtor. hey guys my wife's having a baby hey who. gives a [ __ ]. no one cares this big dumb idiot. because our business manager who is um. i want to be respectful but he's. mentally [ __ ]. he. every friend he has or connection he has. is a bigger loser than him amazingly. so he sets this up with this like frat. boy. [ __ ] who's like. my wife's having a baby.
he shows us a unit. like i'm not saying you have to know who. i am but like google me if you have a. client i'm like yeah my new building. there's a lot of these [ __ ] running. around he's like are you single that. could be pretty good. yeah. it's like all right buddy will you calm. it down we're not playing beer pong here. okay but again it's this frat boy kind. of jovial horseshit that you know so we. go we go to a unit with this guy right. that's correct yeah and then we find out. we say we'll take it and then what does. he say he says it's not available that's.
right. so he's wasting our time he's wasting. his time. now do you realize how low on the totem. pole you have to be to be showing office. space in la. i mean this is the single this is the. capital the single family home if you. want to make some [ __ ] money you go. sling some bedrooms and bathrooms you. but this guy is showing office space. there there's a no one even wants to go. back into the office anymore and he's. showing office space. and he was recommended by our business.
manager. i mean. i just don't understand. i'm i'm losing my patience we're trying. to get a real studio am i wrong no. you're right to lose my patience no we. thought we had the studio we thought we. had it i'm sorry should i not be talking. about this publicly. i'm not mentioning his name but the slob. who manages our money has got to stop. connecting us with his near-duel. deadbeat friends. it's not my fault that everyone you know.
is the lowest person in every industry. can you [ __ ] please get one decent. connection that you can hook us up with. i mean christ almighty. i mean it's like enough already and him. i got to get on you because you're so. sweet i always have to be the bad guy. because these people you you're like hey. i gotta call up like a big fat [ __ ] and. scream to get something done.
here's the austin after hours police. watching late night clubs so this is. like again if you're gonna have a. bachelorette party go down to austin. this is the place. you're gonna love it you fat. bachelorette don't go to nashville come. down here this is what's waiting for you. in austin i will not rest until the city. of austin is condemned. austin after hours patrolling. entertainment district has seen more. violent crime in the last several months.
to learn more about what's driving it. our team went out this past weekend with. apd's downtown patrol officers and they. tell kxa and investigator kevin clark. they're getting more calls after the bar. is closed everybody's realizing how long. this is why there's violent crime people. are realizing how bad it is and they're. angry and they can't kill elon musk so. they have to kill who's ever in their. vicinity they've all been sold this bill. of goods they go down there and they're. like. it's not even fun.
it isn't fun. and they're just all drugged up. and they've got a loaded gun on them. because it's america right and they just. start [ __ ] going crazy. let's continue this. gunshot wound. and at 1 18 saturday morning sergeant. garabay started running. kxan investigators right behind one. victim. three blocks from the heart of the sixth. street entertainment district. we got a bachelor party where thousands.
were gathered was a 17 year old in. critical condition he later died at the. hospital let me get some crime scene. tape it out police say it came after a. gun battle between two groups which. prompted an officer to fire their own. weapon it's a crime scene sir. thank you for sergeant garabay and other. downtown patrols the night can change in. an instant two hours earlier he told me. this based on the crowd right now i. think we're gonna have a happy crowd. with a few disturbances. that's my. my forecast for tonight we initially.
came out with police because of their. concern over after hours clubs one of. them we told you about is tellers which. police described as the site of violent. offenses from assaults robberies and. even shootings apd has written 47 crime. reports tied to the trinity street. address so far in 2021 more than the. previous three years combined that was a. bar that typically generated a lot of. calls for us after bar hours. a lot of disturbances you know that took. place in front of the bar well whatever.
temporary i'm not i'm not trying to i. don't care about after-hours stuff i'm. not trying to get somebody in trouble. here what i'm trying to say is that this. city. is. just. always on the brink. it's always on the brink of exploding. in gunfire. every night. i mean. god we got hood winked. how do we get hoodwinked like this. you're supposed to look out for me and. you don't i let you down you let me down.
big time you should have told me you got. excited to go back to texas a little bit. yeah you did because because. people like you. down deep. you know it's your culture it's not my. culture. you know yeah it's not my culture. it's your culture you know. i'm not you know like i appreciate all. the cultural experiences i mean you had. cops at your wedding. you would police at your wedding. sheriffs you had sheriffs at the wedding.
making sure people didn't drink too much. that's not my culture. it's not my culture there's nothing. wrong with it. i'm happy i enjoyed your wedding it was. very nice thank you it was very sweet. thank you but. this is just a different way of life. for me. and for a lot of uh. people that we know but you you know. there's something about you that you you. you also. uh. realize that this is you know.
this is not good. you must you must leave. it's horrible it's horrible it's. terrible you know. you you have to not do this. you know. and i know that people. people like you. see a value in it. because you're animals. but i you know what i mean well part of. you wants to go back to long island part. of me wanted to go back to texas that's. right um. but long island is a beautiful place of.
amazing people. that's the difference. do you understand the difference. there's a huge difference between me. wanting to do that. and you wanting. you know. at your wedding a woman gave birth. a woman gave birth. your sister gave birth at your wedding. and. it made. it made people me it made me. uncomfortable i'm sorry and no one cared. [Laughter].
and the baby. came out. bloody. full of after birth and it just started. eating a rib. it's not right. it's a weird life. that's all i'm saying. it's strange. and you made us move there. because you're listening to joe rogan. i had no part in this. you said it's gonna be good for your. comedy career.
to move down there. that's why you made us move. you said i'm gonna do comedy at joe. rogan's new club that's right. yeah. i just dragged you kicking and screaming. the whole way wouldn't it be funny if. you opened the club called vaccines. that would be funny. it was just called vaccines. you know. that would be fun. i'd work there.
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of pranksters that run around the. country going to colleges telling people. to have fun and party and drink and jump. off roofs and. be cool. the milk boys. steve is the breakout star of the nilk. boys check out his happy dad cells are. available in stores in florida nevada. california and massachusetts not the. brightest states. but that's where they're marketing the. happy dad in states where people party. right. florida nevada california and. massachusetts they're not 50 states yet.
but they're starting with the states. where people. are most likely to uh become paralyzed. after a night out. steve is one of the most emer he's the. biggest emerging one of the biggest. emerging fashion brands with full send. go to fullsend.com sign up for exclusive. merch drops everything is currently sold. out and if you don't want to miss it you. got to go to fullsend.com. so what steve does is he sends people. money because he makes money gambling or.
bitcoin or something. he does something in. what does he do it's a i think it's a. gambling website he does something in. mexico yeah yeah. i mean i don't think we can talk about. that part of that what does he do he. tests people for aids down there. i think he has aids tests in mexico. it's like the theranos elizabeth holmes. right is that what he's doing i think so. yeah well he's whatever he's doing he. he's donating money he gives money some. people say i need money he gives him. money and don't get any ideas people.
with me but he'll send him like 600 on. them he's a good person he's a good guy. yes he like he drinks he'll drink a fish. tank of booze and then grab takashi six. nine and then gore they just walk into a. cancer ward and make it rain. they just make it rain. in a cancer world all those little bald. kids with the full scent hoodies. and he's just good like that. he's good like that he gave david dobrik. a tesla and david dobrik is an. underprivileged guy.
right that's right because he's at a. rough time remember because he tried to. kill his friend. now and there's nothing wrong with that. i'm not mad at him for that who cares. you you you you you you threw your. friend off what do you put him on a. parachute or something and whatever the. guy hit the water at the wrong angle he. thought he was dead shut up everyone's a. puss. so we'll do it gave david dobrik uh a. tesla. because uh it's nice. i thought it was a rape thing.
well no that was. that was before that okay gotcha and. you know i don't know what's going on. here david dobrik is never accused of. that. he's never accused of doing anything. wrong. see when you say things like that that's. legally actionable that's why you don't. speak. some other guy part of his crew might. have been at something right right but. i'm not i'm not a let's blame everybody. for everybody no no no no i'm not into. that i have no issues. uh with uh uh uh david dobrik and well i.
don't know anything about them i don't i. i like entertainment and if a few people. get paralyzed. for entertainment. not a big deal for me. go to steve we'll do its youtube channel. right now and see what all the hubbub is. about for yourself steve drops new. videos every single thursday he loves. cigarettes but then he quits and he goes. back. so go there steve will do it. his youtube channel that's s t e v e w i.
l. o. you got to spell it out steve will do it. on youtube. um. i think these now kids are really. helping out. because. they are are teaching. young people. that life is about. getting drunk. and using drugs and having sex and. partying. and i think we've gone so far away. we we've we've gotten we've gone so far.
into that other. thing. where everybody's thinking and they're. so annoying there's something really. beautiful about. the nelk brand of how to live your life. milk is a way to live your life. it's a way to live your life now you. have to stop. doing that eventually. because you're gonna die right you're. gonna die yeah. but the good news is. [ __ ] yeah.
[ __ ] yeah you're gonna die. so steve will do it llc we love him he's. a fan of the show we've never met him. we had one dinner with these people and. he chose not to show up but that's okay. i don't know what he was doing. brushing his teeth or something i don't. know but he didn't come. and uh. but it's fun it's a they're a great. group. i'm a fan. of the uh.
nelk. philosophy on life. which is like hey who cares where your. shoe is. it doesn't matter that you're failing. that's their philosophy. who cares about your shoe your mother's. a stupid [ __ ]. what was she gonna do with that money. anyway. she's spending the money on your college. but what was that dumb [ __ ] gonna do. with it. who cares.
your academic advisor can go [ __ ]. himself that guy's a loser. he keeps running his [ __ ] mouth maybe. he'll just beat his ass. beat his ass bro. break your academic advisor's neck. if he tells you to use it and [ __ ] your. doctor to this [ __ ] [ __ ]. who tells you that you have cancer of. the liver now it doesn't matter. sometimes people throw up blood it's. part of life.
you know. and i think that's a decent philosophy. on life. [ __ ] your mom. [ __ ] the cops. you can handle it. seven beers deep you can handle driving. to another bar. it's not a big deal. you understand yeah they're very. forgiving of of people's past there it's. it's old school christianity yes really. yeah yeah.
that's what i think of when i think of. nalc. like an old school. christianity. i talk to guys in college sometimes. because i want to have sex with them and. all of them they always say to me like. get me facetime me with steve will do it. that's their they all they want that's. all they want is to talk to steve will. do it that's literally all they want to. do that's your entire life. it's amazing he's a cool guy he's a very. cool guy we haven't met up. hopefully we'll meet him. um go to his steve will do it on youtube.
we're not doing the smiley face killer. episode we went to interview one of. these uh people. uh an academic about the smiley face. killer. he was mentally unwell. and it we're not putting the episode out. because maybe these kids are getting. thrown into rivers they probably are but. god help them the people that are trying. to. figure out what's going on are been. trying since 2006 and they're all frauds. and this guy was mentally ill. he said do you want to speak to my.
girlfriend she has a gift of prophecy we. went all the way to [ __ ] some [ __ ]. horrible town. ugh. so we're not putting the episode out. yeah. we're not putting it out yeah big waste. of time it was a huge waste of time. which again. you did. you got to vet these people. you have to vet them. we tried. should we play a minute of it for. everyone i mean i haven't mixed the. episode i think i have it somewhere let.
me see play a minute of this mental. patient. that we had to suffer through i got it. on my external let me grab it hold on we. we we we we go there and the guy's. confused he's out of it. the smiley face killer theory is these. young. athletic college-aged males end up in. the river. some of it maybe they fell in but a lot. but they think it's some cult or. something so we go down there to. interview this old guy and he like kind. of confesses to it.
he like literally said i predict where. they're gonna be and i make sure i go to. the atm and get money out so they don't. think i'm doing it every three hours. what the [ __ ] this. so let's play a minute or two of this so. you could see how crazy he is. so that. you know you can understand why we can't. put this out we're trying to do a fun. halloween episode. okay so i have his audio so let me let's. just play his audio i haven't mixed the. episode yeah just go to the middle of it. or something okay here we go. after about.
45 minutes i said. you know people who are unemployed or. in and out of work. retired it seems to be. just like any other call you guys ever. spoken to somebody who is a member of. the group or an ex-member of the group. or anything like that. uh we have and uh. uh of course we've certainly protected. their identity. okay but they haven't.
in the past uh there's you've spoken to. an actual ex-member of the group that's. carrying these things out. yeah. okay yes we have guys he's not this guy. yeah. yeah yeah. should i skip around one more time yeah. that stood out to me especially as it. started to spread out. across the united states. if i were to take the profile and and. you can go online just pick any one of. these young men he starts going into.
facebook now and it i can't do we can't. even i can't even deal with it. but we flew there to interview this guy. that's been working on this case since. 2006. we go do you have any motive and. he goes we're not releasing the motive. and i go why are you not releasing the. motive he goes well then there'll be. copycat killings and i'm like well. there's already copycat killings and. what do you mean the motive dummy. nobody's gonna copy the [ __ ] motive. so he he refused to talk about the. motive he. right he's the guy was a sweet man but.
he's senile he didn't want to give away. the symbols. the motive you the whole thing's the. smiley face killer. you gave away the symbol. but i think it's these detectives that. like they fill these families with hope. and then. because there are shady these drownings. are shady you know these don't make any. sense so these like goons. from new york the detectives they're. like hey your son ended up in the water.
i'm gonna solve the case. i'm gonna solve the case i'm doing a lot. of work i need money. can you give me money. and then i'll i'll make all the bad. people pay and then the families like. give these dirt bags money. and then they just like these dirtbag. detectives buy chinese food with it. and they did a show on the oxygen. network. where they're exploiting the deaths of. these people they have absolutely no. leads they have nothing going on.
and instead of like investigating it. they're just like eating egg rolls in. new york we do anything can you play. them please play can we play the oxygen. network trailer yeah absolutely play the. trailer for additional materials this. hunk of [ __ ] that oxygen network did. uh with these three goons. claiming that they know about the smiley. face killers oh not the best red east. and alice also just did a horrible movie. about the smiley face killers because. that guy is the smiley face killer.
remember when he wanted us on the pot. like he said to me like i was like can. you do my podcast he goes no but you can. do mine. remember that yeah he kind of big time. and he had like 3 000 patrons and we. thought that was huge yeah yeah [ __ ] you. american psycho is good but after that. it's been a lot of [ __ ]. what is the what what is your patreon. you talk about laurel canyon with. lindsay lohan cut it out. we've had enough. had enough of him next. this is the uh the trailer for the uh.
fake show on oxygen where these three. detectives go around pretending they. know who the smiley face killer is and. it's it's like teresa caputo. the long island uh medium who's. pretending that she knows that dead i. mean it's so heinous what they're doing. to these parents they're like we got all. these leads we're gonna make it right. we're gonna do and they don't have [ __ ]. let's watch this couldn't. get to him fast enough it's hard to.
think about somebody hurting your child. but i think someone hurt him it's like. it happened yesterday for me. but just. just rip your heart out. hundreds of years he's so sad. he's very sad parents yeah okay it's. tragic and there's really shady. circumstances with these drownings enter. through the goon squad. from new york watch this. i'm drowned in clusters around the. country we've been investigating for the. last 12 years. heading home and heading that direction.
the 50 million dollar question is how. did he get in the water this is where. the dogs lost the saint they lost cod. scent. right here pavement. all classified as accidental or. undetermined when the numbers start to. add and you just you see it something's. not right so there is a pattern that's. been growing it doesn't make any sense. to me he was a champion swimmer in high. school nobody believes it was an. accident nobody these retired nypd. detectives aren't buying it all we know. right now is that dakota james did not.
drown accidentally i can't tell you what. happened to luke but i can tell you what. didn't happen to luke in almost all the. cases we have found smiley face machine. near the body recovery center. the smelly face graffiti links lr cases. the search for truth he's got defensive. wounds an offensive wound from blocking. and striking he had to have been. deceased from the drugs prior to. entering the water. could reopen hundreds of cases. this is a highly suspicious case smiley.
face three stars three victims recovered. and bring justice to these families this. is what the family wants they want a. true investigation i believe that luke. was murdered i mean i know i can't bring. my son back but i just really wanted. justice for him he was never going to. come in and he was my own. here's the thing i'm not saying these. kids aren't being murdered. i mean what i'm saying is that these. detectives have been working on this. case since 2006 they have nothing.
they have there's not a suspect there's. nothing they have nothing except a tv. show that's not the goal when you. investigate a case is to get a tv show. like [ __ ] 10 years later to 15 years. later the goal is to solve the crime. well i think they wrote a book yeah they. wrote a book and they got a tv show they. got a real great career. solve the [ __ ] crime and they can't. do it. and you have these poor parents that are. now sick of these detectives they're. like because they're like hey i got a.
lead. you know and that voice one of them's. being banged up for sexual assault or. whatever. i don't know but the oxygen network i. think parted ways with these three. goons they said get out of here tell it. walking because the detectives are from. new york they're like i'm a new york. detective i'm in new york the time i'm. gonna figure out. i'm gonna figure it out i don't know. anything. i don't know anything about how your son. died but i'm here to bother you. and to get on tv.
have you heard of television. we're going to be on tv together. you had a horrible tragedy i have no. career. those two things are beautiful. you look at the camera and cry. and i'm gonna present myself as a guy. helping you when all i'm doing is. wasting everybody's time. they went on like dr phil. it's just. it's just not right to do right. it's not right to do.
it would be like if i kept showing up. to like. like. someone if i was looking up like missing. kids. and i kept showing up to their parents. houses and telling them that i had an. idea of how it happened. and i'm like i got a podcast. we're gonna figure it out right. if i kept showing up do you have any. leads i go no but i think something. shady happened they go yeah. we'll figure it out.
let me get my goon squad can you get the. first episode up where these [ __ ]. idiots are eating bacon egg and cheeses. remember they're eating in a diner it's. the first episode. yeah they're eating some greasy spoon. diner it's a real [ __ ] a food network. special see if they have him up here. these parents are crying so then they. bring in the hollywood medium who's not. the long island medium he's the gay. hollywood medium and then he like talks. to one of the parents like. it's so. heinous what they are doing to these.
parents. i don't think it's this clip let me see. maybe it's this one. no it's the first one it's like the. first thing in the series. sitting there and they're eating like. sausage and you're like hey. [ __ ] the smiley face killer. there's the smile. and i'm all for believing these people. end up in the river in a very suspect. way. and i'm not just all the things we. figured out on this show are not figured.
out but you know that we just know in. general epstein and johnny gosh and all. that stuff i'm not dismissing. the idea that these kids are meeting. their end. uh. you know. in a way where you do have. but. this is the beginning by the way. can you imagine if your son died in a. river. your son is dead not someone like me or. my parents want that but like a young. hot college guy with a thick [ __ ] that.
you see even as his parent you don't. want to [ __ ] him but you're like look at. that [ __ ] you know. and and imagine your child has been. murdered. he's dead. these three sausage and pepper heroes. show up to your house. and they're. they tell you there's a tv show. about it and now you're gonna you're. gonna crack the case wide open so you've. got your dead child your life is ruined. justice is in the hands of these [ __ ].
meatballs. this is. scene one in the tv show i would throw. them in the river. you know the food has got to be good. that's right. it's a real greasy spoon it's a big. winner. you're talking about food yeah. okay doctor thank you. what we have here is the new case.
my beautiful boy is dead. why are you showing eggs. christ. and otherwise we wouldn't be here i. wouldn't even attract you guys out for. this. i thought there was something going on i. have prepared some stuff for. uh. ready for it my name is lee gilbertson. i'm a professor i teach criminal justice. i love puzzles he's a good guy.
he had a um what a hat on a desert store. mat but he was mentally unwell. what do you want me to say though he's a. sweetheart very sweet man. sweet guy thank you no we love you. ladies he sent me a whole email he wants. me to talk to his girlfriend i can't be. involved. i mean can you imagine it's like. i mean. if there are people throwing people in a. river by the way they are going to keep. doing it i'll tell you this if the.
smiley face killer is real they are fine. and they are i mean. not even a small hiccup in anything. they're doing because the brain trusts. assembled to fight them is amazing. but. mostly it's the injustice that these. families are experiencing really pisses. me off are you guys. what do you think you think. that he's one of ours dakota i'm mike. donovan i'm a retired nypd detective. when kevin asked me to come on board. with a smiley face kills investigation.
homicide has not looked at this case i'm. anthony duarte a retired detective from. the bronx i'm devoting my retirement to. working on the smiling face cases these. kids are not just falling in rivers and. drowning. i believe there's a lot more sinister. activity going on.
all right let's get out of this but but. christ almighty. like. even jeffrey epstein got arrested. [Laughter]. i mean it's that's really all that needs. to be said [ __ ] epstein got arrested. you can arrest one of these [ __ ]. people throwing someone in a river. i think some of these are legitimate. instances of bad stuff happening some of.
them aren't they're all mixing them all. together it's a big mishmash and you got. a bunch of people that want to get on tv. not good. timberlandcomedy.com for all live dates. spokane seattle portland indianapolis. morgantown pittsburgh washington new. york. atlantic city rochester iowa city. madison wisconsin louisville kentucky. los angeles california are you guys. going to come to that la on the 26th at. the wilton. we should make them pay uh a scalper fee. which no one pays calpers.
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material that i'm probably gonna tape. sometime in january and we'll we'll uh. see if we can put it out somewhere. but. it's a lot of fun. tim. dilloncomedy.com for tickets. tim j dillinger lloyd on instagram and. twitter if you want to follow us there. at ben avery is good. on twitter and instagram. we have a new studio i mean what is the. progress why don't you answer the people. that are [ __ ] sick of this [ __ ] we're.
in this goddamn tick tock studio with. these [ __ ] 15 year olds come in here. and they're like every other podcast. records out here it's people being like. yeah. like the other night bro. yeah it's like where is the smiley face. killer i'm gonna call them i'll pay for. your flight. so we're sitting here in this studio. we're unfortunately back to step one. after a month of progress yeah step one. which is finding a another realtor.
that's right yeah we're not even at. finding a studio we're finding it. uh. because i got all plans i got a whole. thing i want built we got a whole nice. thing here i know i know. if you and your wife would spend less. time [ __ ] around in texas. and more time getting it done. [Music]. what are the ads where are the ads you. ready to go to nats okay let's go to ads. no let's not do the ads i don't know. what do you what do you want to do you. want to eat.
