#272 - Night of The Beating | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim. Dylan show the Patagonia papers are out. and there's going to be hell to pay this. one we're not taking lying down the. Panama papers we took lying down uh. slouching some of us lying down many of. us uh leaning against a wall maybe but. we're not taking these lying down. something must be done and I'm we're. going to do it mhm the Pandora papers by. the way. Pandora the perrywinkle paper are here.

and they are making. everybody because most people when we're. we're home in our houses we go these. billionaires are they're doing things on. the up and up that's right that's what I. think I think when someone makes a. billion dollars for the most part. they're honest about everything and now. these papers have shown us that many of. these people if you can believe it are. fibbing MH they're.

concealing a wide array of. assets through shell companies they have. multiple properties they have streams of. capital that are not being taxed and. it's going to end. tonight many of you are sitting at home. going what. are the Panorama. papers what are they why do I care does. it matter to me it does because now now.

you have the evidence King. Abdullah just to give you an idea King. Abdullah that's. right this guy's full of. it listen to what King Abdullah is. doing King Abdullah I do not want to get. all the celebrity news thank you I just. want to read about King. Abdullah go up again okay. okay the these are King abdullah's.

secret Malibu. properties okay please go. up Pandora papers reveal Royal taste in. Oceanfront properties from Modern Palace. to be. Chek what's great about this this is a. real estate website the real deal. they're they're. reporting you know that a lot of people.

are. cheating at the game right this is this. is part of what the Pandora papers are. revealing that people. are taking. money uh and and not using it to better. the lives of their people or they're not. paying into the tax. system and they are they are using these. uh illicit not always elicit but some of.

them are elicit streams of capital and. they're using them to purchase real. estate in cities like London New York um. California and God help us Austin. probably soon so now the three Cliffside. Drive homes perched side by side or. combined 22,000 square feet and offer. commanding views of the Pacific Ocean. bought for 70 million over a three-year. period their ownership remains mystery.

to Neighbors in the exclusive Point Doom. section of Malibu I bet the neighbors. went who lives. here the largest one a 12,000 foot. mansion was registered to an address in. Switzerland another a four-bedroom Villa. was purchased by a company in the. British Virgin Islands and the third a. 7600 fot Grand European style estate was. acquired from a Delaware B based. LLC the highend properties are among.

more than a dozen that King Abdullah II. Bill bin Al Hussein of Jordan who I live. with uh purchased through shell. companies in the US and abroad revealed. in this week's massive leak of financial. documents known as the Pandora papers um. the Malibu homes were purchased between. August 2014 and September 2017 King. Abdullah has also been going ahead with. a plan to demolish one of his existing. homes and build a much larger one.

every time you see I'm not blaming all. Arab billionaires here but let me just. say uh when they do build things they're. not really concerned with um you know. how shall we say the style of the. neighborhood can we say that can we say. that a lot of the Arab billionaires like. to get big and bold with the Home Design. They Don't Really value. continuity like again it's just that's.

an aesthetic critique for me it's an. aesthetic critique um in some ways the. king's desire to remain anonymous is. unremarkable the rich famous and. Powerful have long plunged Millions into. Choice Homes while utilizing layers of. shell companies to hide their dealings. it coms as no surprise says Compass. luxury broker Ron win the desire to hold. the true identity can be so great that. an agent working on a sale may not know. the actual buyer many of them. don't um for example when I bought my. house in Texas I had convinced uh my.

realtor that I was someone else because. I did not want to for her to know that. it was actually me so I had convinced my. realtor that I was Megan McCain I had. gone in the Megan McCain wig the whole. thing and it was you know pretty. seamless I was not called. out so now here's the deal Congress and. aren't they powerful these the Congress. I have a lot of faith in the Congress I.

do oh yeah they're they just get it done. don't. they Congress which has what a 15%. approval rating in our own country is. now going to they're cracking down on. these hidden purchases it's Congress. vers King Abdullah H who do you have I I. gotta be honest everything's about. gambling now who does Dave pornoy have. what's the sports book say congress on. one hand uh full of a bunch of slobs.

from Minnesota and King Abdullah Bin aiz. Hussein aloney who's going to win that. war well let's see let's see if King. Abdullah and by the way all of our. financial establishment real estate. establishment um and a lot of Congress. verse you know people like Katie Porter. who seem like lovely people who go there. and she's got you know mayonnaise on her. thing she's like I made lunch for my. kids today and you know hey Mr Diamond. Jamie Diamond what is surprise you to.

know that everybody that works at your. bank eats food they find on the. floor and he goes well miss Porter um. that would surprise me and would it. surprise you to know that the food they. found on the floor is not even warm it. would it would I would think they'd pick. it up right after it fell well that is. not what they're doing sir they're. waiting many many hours to eat the food. it's cold so we have Katie Porter on one. hand and and I like her because she. seems like someone who throws breast. milk uh like water balloons of breast.

milk at a CEO and I think we need more. of that she's just fun she's a mom she. drives a minivan and she just shits on. these billionaires I would like to see. Katie Porter versus Abdullah Bin aiz. Hussein Muhammad whatever his name is I. don't know I'm not being racist I can't. remember his name Katie Porter on one. side and then the King of Jordan on the. other it' be fine uh excuse me Mr. Muhammad you like Malibu don't you yeah. I don't have too much time to go to the. beach cuzz I have three kids that are. always nagging me to make their lunches.

okay okay so I heard you have three you. have three properties in Malibu yes see. the thing is King n is probably very. Charming you know like it is very nice. well I heard they were purchased uh by. shell companies now would it surprise. you to know King Abdullah that many. people are using shell comp this is not. a bad Katy Porter by the way many people. are using shell companies as a way to. conceal the amount of money flowing into. real estate that uh that are elicit. dreams of capital would that surprise.

you yes very. surprising but for years the Malibu. properties had beguiled the king's. neighbors and local government officials. I'm the local Malibu government who is. that some Stoner who's that the the. local government in Malibu is like all. poor people that have lived there. forever and they just couldn't afford. they couldn't afford to buy anything. there now and they're just like who he. [ __ ] the beach man king some King is. [ __ ] here dude whoa.

you got to realize that the people that. have money in California are very stupid. and because in New York you make money. you know you go to good schools you. you're raised in a family that cares uh. in California you make money on only. fans or being like a music manager or. whatever that's those are the industries. in in California whereas New York it's. like Finance um you know uh Insurance. real estate Tech conventional Banking. and in Los Angeles you have like uh only.

fans uh Music Manager. uh tat face tattooed ragam. muffin you just see like a kid with face. tattoos and he's a trillionaire and you. don't know how and his name is like. Gucci provolone or. something so what is the point of I'm. I'm struggling I read about the Pandora. papers and I'm struggled to find a point. in all this cuz what are we supposed to. do are we supposed to head down to Mal. and give the king the what.

for is that the point here I'm I'm. struggling to find the point of what's. going on Biden Administration is. cracking down on for-profit schools that. made false promises about students. Futures and drove them into debt sorry I. click this has nothing to do with I. clicked on the wrong article here we go. Biden's also cracking down on this this. week though Biden is Biden is cracking. down this is the theme of the week. cracking down we're cracking down the. President says the IRS needs two bits of.

information all the money that goes into. your bank account and all the money that. comes out I don't love. that what's this guy doing he's cracking. down he's cracking down on on the good. American people about their tax cheating. there's no snooping around don't most. people in this country like not have a. ton of money do we really need to. analyze the tens of dollars going in and. out of people's bank accounts and on top. of this they're asking for everybody's. stimuluses back if they if they Prov. they couldn't find employment and stuff. so they're asking people to give back. thousands and thousands and thousands of.

dolls that that's a good idea that'll. work that's like if you ever lend. someone money then you're like hey so if. you you know if you ever if you ever. want to put some of that together that's. going to work yeah so Biden this corpse. is out there they're trying to just. because they need money now we're about. to default the country is about to. default for the first time and they need. money so they're cracking down on your. Veno transactions who did you have that. pizza with and who did you.

pay so the government's on the on track. to default for the first time ever which. is bad cuz we're a we're a good you we. have a good credit rating and it'll [ __ ]. us up and Janet Yellen who's a. terrifying looking human being who what. if she's the chairman of the Federal. Reserve that's correct man they just. Trot her out when there's bad news to be. had don't they well she's the treasury. secretary she's like she's like Grandma. but Grandma's always got bad. news she's always coming out with a. cancer diagnosis you know yeah that's. grandma Grandma comes out she's like she.

just looks like the type of person who. walks in the middle of dinner and goes. stage. four at best case in aggressive stage. three oh sorry Grandma I'll be. fine you know I'll be fine they may have. to chop my old tits off I may have to. shave my head I look like that girl from. that show you watch What's that show. stranger things yeah I look like her but. that's okay don't don't worry about me.

I'll just be here defaulting on the. national debt with my cancer ridden body. I don't know if she's had can't I'm just. saying she looks like an old grandma. that comes in and drops a bomb yeah yeah. and she has Janet Yellen on Tuesday said. she believes the economy would fall into. a recession if Congress fails to address. the federal government's borrowing limit. before an unprecedented default on the. US debt so October 18th is the deadline. it would be catastrophic to not pay. government's bills for us to be in a. position where we lack the res ources to. pay the government's bills Yellen said.

during an interview on cnbc's Squawk Box. I like that guy you know the fat guy. from Squawk Box I don't know get the fat. guy up from squawkbox I like him what. happened to him squawkbox squawkbox fat. guy image okay I'll just type in squat. boox fat guy yeah what happened to him I. don't like the new guy [ __ ] squawkbox. fat guy yeah where's. he is that him on the left yes what. happened to him. let me see it's this new guy I don't.

like where is the fat guy from squawkbox. I got to see uh coasta by Joe kernin. Becky quick Andrew Ros sorin I don't. want Andrew Ros sorin get him out of. here it must be Joe kernin that's right. maybe yeah yeah Joe kernin no that's not. him he looks good there what the hell. photo is. that that's like me using a photo of tan. Mojo. yeah anyway so Janet.

yelling Grim Grandma let's call her. grandma Grim so Grandma Grim goes on. squawkbox with the reality which is that. we don't have any money left Joe Biden's. trying to take your money out of venmo. and uh so what what's the plan yet they. were going to come up with some coin. they're really demonizing crypto we got. to get Peter shiff have we made any. progress getting Peter shiff on the show. I am in communication with um um the the. assistant of Peter shiff but we don't. really have the capabilties fincial news.

now and Peter Schiff I've been watching. him for the last year and every day he. talks about the end I think he'd be a. really good addition the trillion dollar. coin scheme so uh this is. interesting this is a a way to avoid. potentially. defaulting okay says on Tuesday the. treasury secretary Yellen said uh she. does not intend to Mint a platinum coin. worth 1 trillion to pay for the US. government govern's expenses if you're.

not familiar with the platinum coin idea. or the hash mint the. coin boy we're at the end aren't we um. the small army of coin EAS whove become. a vocal point of economics and financial. circles since early 20110 you might be. saying what are you talking about the. short answer is that later this month. the US will exceed the legal limit on. how much outstanding debt the federal. government can hold the debt seiling the. Senate Republicans have agreed to an. allow an extension through December and. that just sets up another confrontation.

in a few months so to avert a global. economic catastrophe um some observers. have broached some interesting but you. know absurd ideas one of them is mint. the. coin and um the treasury secretary could. simply fund the government by minting. Platinum. coins interesting in 2013 even us former. mint director Philip deal agreed it. would work over the years influential. voices like Joe weisenthal Paul crw have. also promoted the idea but they did not.

simply stumble upon this it was brought. to their attention by Beowolf a Blog. commenter and reply guy better known as. Atlanta area attorney Carlos mucha mucha. conceived of the idea in a short comment. on financer Warren M moser's blog posted. May 24th 2010 this is the comment. curiously enough Congress has enough. delegates um delegated to treasury all. the signage Power Authority needs to m. one trillion coin.

even numismatic coins are legal tender. at their face value must be accepted by. the Federal Reserve to catches it's got. to be made of platinum dto the balls of. any president who tried this that have. Platinum balls so for 1 o coin uh tsy. would net only uh. 99.998. billion so Yellen is not prepared to. Mint the coin she doesn't want to Mint. the Co she doesn't want to Mint the coin.

so instead uh Joe Biden and Camala. Harris will be going through your zel. and venmo transactions to get the money. back that they gave you so you stop. burning things. down now that you've proven that you can. go a few months without burning things. down they feel comfortable asking for. the money back imagine in the middle of. the burning of the things down they're. like how about that money no one said. that but now that everybody hasn't you. know. gotten frisky they're saying let's get.

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Pandora papers outline. this extra legal way that a lot of. people and I knew this when I was a tour. guide in New York City I paid very close. attention to real estate New York and. we've talked about it at nauseum on this. show when you have lots and lots of. money you have to do things with it you. can't just put it in Banks you can't. just invest it you can't be constantly. you know to regulators and taxes you.

want to get away from that and the way. to do that is come up with shell. corporations and put them in in places. that nobody really goes right or or very. few people go the Cayman Islands. Delaware and then use those shell. corporations to purchase real estate. hide your ownership interest evade taxes. do a little money laundering that's what. New York City is it's a vertical money. laundering. scheme look what the guy look what the. head of Louis Vuitton did with his y. this is Bernard I believe arnal or.

something he's ahead of Louis Vuitton. and the Pandora papers reveal he's got a. real nice. boat I wonder when these things uh get. leaked no one no one's going to do. anything but it's just funny because. this happens and this happened 2016 2017. like yeah it happens like every years. then the the next set of papers will not. be papers anymore they'll be photographs. of these people with the middle finger. to you Bernard AR Bernard AR arnal yacht.

I was looking at his yacht he's got a. sick yacht okay o Symphony yeah but this. was something again that got leaked in. the Pandora papers I don't know because. you know this is supposed to make you. angry at these people but I say you just. embrace it and you just say hey at least. they're doing cool [ __ ] do you want King. Abdullah to to like not do cool [ __ ]. if you were the king of a country where.

you could literally kill anyone you. wanted you could do anything you wanted. you'd be expected yeah Bernard arnal. stealthily slips out 30 million for. Beverly Hills house next door so all of. these all of these uh people in the. Pandora papers things are coming out uh. you hear that did I hear it now they. probably will hear the siren yeah all of. these people are being outed as trick. and then you know but they're cracking.

they're cracking down do you see they're. cracking down so this won't be going on. next year if I. know um if I know the the government. they will get a handle on this rather. quickly and they are going to reign in. the rich and make them do the right. thing what's interesting about the rich. is they never smile until they're forced. to smile. like the really rich not like you have a.

BMW I mean like the incredibly wealthy. hate smiling because I live in a. building now with a lot of very wealthy. people allbe it ones who've kind of. destroyed their lives a lot of divorced. dads and young kids and you know crypto. punks but actual crypto punks not the. things they sell right um and very few. of them are smiling without you know. some type of uh help now look at this. yacht isn't this a beauty it's a.

beautiful yacht this is nice that's it. right there how much let's see here. something crazy I read about it oh this. yacht website's down they're not doing. good I guess they probably just put it. down because of the Pandora papers. they're just like just chill for a week. just take the [ __ ] website down for a. week I wanted to find things out that. would surprise us you know. M like I wanted to find out that like.

like through a shell. company like through a shell company. where his ownership interest was hidden. I wanted to find out that like Sebastian. Maniscalco owned like 20 private. prisons that would have been fun to find. out what are you doing they're bad they. go to jail who cares what do you know. what these government PRS are you. embarrassed. you go to the private prison let the.

Italians cater to private. prison but that would have been fun but. it's just a usual. suspects um yeah it's like Elton John. Shakira oh yeah so he owns a luur mega. yacht with 150 million. M yeah he's got 93 billion so who's. who's in the Pandora papers you said. Elton John uh you got yeah I got a I got. an article right here these guys uh look. at look at these guys right here these. are implicate several celebrities. including Shakira Elton John Julio eaus.

Swedish House Mafia and others oh Ringo. Star Ringo. Star let's go get these. people that's what Saudi Arabia did they. locked them all in the rich Carton and. tortured them why don't we do that we. have a bunch of Rich Colton what if we. for for a purely this is a purely. comedic exercise okay but imagine this. tomorrow you wake C and Joe Biden has.

commandeered uh the rich Colton let's. say in uh I don't. know wherever New York okay DC there's a. Ritz in DC okay and he is taking over. the rits in. DC uh in the DC rits and and and and. tonight while you're asleep Shakira. Elton John Julio alaus Swedish House. Mafia Ringo Star Bernard.

Arnold everybody that is all of these. people they are kidnapped and they're. driven from their homes to the rich. Carlton where they are tortured. mercilessly and made to give up all. their money now again wrong. perhaps. but he would win reele like if he would. win. reelection cuz could. you how could you say anything like dude.

he tortured Shakira yeah. yeah she's just getting you know like. whipped it's like squid games but he's. just torturing all these celebrities Joe. Biden brought Julio of glaciers to the. Ritz and caned him until Julio admitted. all the shell corpse and all the real. estate. out Joe Biden and he's on video like MBS. I think was on video or something he was.

like where he was like hey did you read. about any of that I better shut up we're. g to get killed you showed me a video of. that but uh I mean there's not much. about that online there's not a ton. about it there's there's not a ton about. it um there'll be a show on Netflix in a. few years about it that is the one thing. I don't want to cover on here it's like. NBS and stuff like that we don't want to. cover we're not even I'm a green I'm not. I'm saying nothing negative listen to. what I am saying. understand what I am.

doing I am not saying you did anything. wrong sir I am saying if and again I'm. would never call for this but if Camala. Harris wanted my respect if I found out. she locked up Swedish House Mafia in the. Montage in lagona beach and tortured. them until they gave up all their. money I would phone bank for her night. of the beating details emerge of rard. richz Colton per. but this is kind of interesting it is.

yeah three years on some of the Saudi. Janes reveal what they say took place in. early November 2017 nearly 400 of Saudi. Arabia's most powerful people among them. princes tycoons ministers and Shakira. were rounded up and detained to the rich. Colton hotel and what became the biggest. and most contentious Purge in the modern. Kingdom's history the arrest shook the. foundations of Saudi Society in an. instant turning uh Untouchable. establishment figures into targets for. arrest statuses were discarded assets. seized and business Empires upended a. conventional pact between the state and.

its influential Elite was shredded. overnight now leading figures uh caught. up in the detentions have revealed. details of what they say took place many. of whom were stripped to fortunes. portray a scene of torture and coercion. and of Royal Court advisor leading. chaotic attempts to understand the. Investments behind the wealth of the. king wouldn't it be great so imagine our. version of this and it's just Swedish. House Mafia you're playing their music. and the torturers are going is this we. don't understand how you make this much.

money we don't get it some of it is okay. but most of it I don't know we don't get. it because that's what happened here the. the Saudi officials are going how do you. doing this how are you making all this. money like they could they could bring. Ringo Star in and just you know put him. up on the rack and go you were the least. talented Beetle like by. far I don't understand. George wasn't great either.

but the disclosures come on the third. anniversary of The Purge and ahead of. the G20 Summit in. Riad this week and Advocates uh of the. right to woman to drive among them but. see that's what's cool with Saudi Arabia. they know how to balance it they'll do. something like this and they go let the. women Drive look a woman's. driving wait you just tortured everybody. she's making a left look at her make a. left and everyone goes ah she is making. a left so what they did and we we don't. need to go into every detail here. because you can get it and you can read.

the order okay hold on I like this on. the first night everyone was blindfolded. and nearly everyone was subjected to. what Egyptian intelligence calls the. night of the. beating I mean it what if Biden just. came out and said this like he said in. response to the Pandora papers we kidna. Swedish House Mafia and we subjected to. them what we would call and you know. Biden says it very calmly because we. call them the night of the. beating people were asked if they knew. why they were here no one did they were.

beaten many of them beaten badly they. were tied to walls stress positions and. went on for hours and all the doing the. torturing were Americans good old. USA so the interrogators arrived on the. next day so the first days the beatings. and the torture and the next day the. interrogators the detainees had by then. been separated into rooms in the hotel. that a year earlier had been the venue. for the launch of pris Muhammad's. ambitious Vision 2030 but here's the. thing with NBS I I feel like I like him.

yeah yeah he's great well there's people. have said negative things but he's never. done anything to me I live in Beverly. Hills and I'll say this I like him I. think he's great and I am not in any way. criticizing the Saudi royal family they. have indoor lakes and they ride jet skis. on. them and I don't even care about 911 I. don't like Finance people that much. anyway.

there is a misconception that they. turned up all knowing with pages of data. and information they didn't they the. interrogators knew very little and they. were winging. it they were hopeless on the offshore. stuff so basically this is what you have. two options yeah when your Pandora. papers come out and obviously there's a. third option that involves like Congress. passing laws you know but you know but. you ktie Porter is ferocious but you'd. have to have a bunch of ktie Porters you. know Katie Porter can only do so much. she's she's trying to do her best and.

make a grilled cheese for everybody um. so what you could do is you could lock. everybody up in a hotel and beat them. and torture them or you can just kind of. do what we've done which is write real. estate blogs about the houses they. bought and go stunning modern Chic it's. a stunning modern Chic beachfront. complex that was not going on in Riad. they were not talking about the stunning. modern Chic complexes it was the night. of the beating. this is this is these are the choices.

you can have night of the beating yeah. night of the beating or real estate blog. stunning modern. Chic many of the king's neighbors were. they were they were in a tizzy they. didn't know who lived there. um many of those. came blah I'll tell you this man it's. difficult to know what to do isn't it m. it's. hard because you MBs is sitting there.

and Saudi Arabia does horrible things to. all kinds of people um but he's sitting. there and he finds. out not to me yet and he's sitting there. and he finds out that people are they're. they're they're taking money they're. stealing they're doing kind of what's. written about in the Pandora papers. that's right. and he goes we're going to have to.

have a little bit of a talk and we're. gonna have to lock everybody up in the. Ritz and the part's over and my my thing. is if Katie. Porter God if Katie Porter yeah yeah. kidnapped Jamie Diamond in a. [Laughter]. minivan like in a lunch lady outfit yeah. yeah like dressed like Chris Farley from. Lunch Lady Land. if she threw Jamie Diamond in a minivan.

with a bunch of other CEOs and took them. to like the Four Seasons okay. and just directed their. torture I don't know that you'd get. anything out of it. but the pure aesthetic value of that to. me is not. nothing you know what I mean You' be. like oh they they mean business they're. not kidding.

around there was a terrible shakeup in. America the elites were on the. Run lunch lady and congresswoman Katie. Porter and I know she's like a lawyer. but she looks like a lunch lady she does. Lunch Lady Katie. Porter in the middle of making Sloppy. Joe's. kidnapped Jamie. Diamond and a bunch of other CEOs and. brought them to the Four Seasons Hotel. where they were mercilessly tortured by.

interrogators and she's just sitting. there she's like where's the money Mr. Diamond I feel like we've met before and. he's like he's like chain to a wall. she's like we've met before haven't we I. believe I asked you a question about how. people at your bank could make ends meet. I broke down all their monthly expenses. what and the guy's just hitting them. yeah I remember well Mr chamman I have a. few more questions for you do you have. the time I think you do. he's just chained up in a suite at the.

Four Seasons Hotel being brutalized by. interrogators and then Katie Porter is. like all right so Mr. Diamond let's let's just let's start by. saying I'm your. friend and I think we both want the best. for America wouldn't you agree Jamie and. he's like please stop this I'll give you. anything you want well I'm glad you said. that because I have a lot of questions. about your bank. about about your lending practices about.

the money that you've paid to get out of. serious government inquiries so I'm glad. you're here and. just just lashing just going and again. I'm not saying it's the right thing to. do I'm just saying these seem to be the. choices these are we live in a world of. so few choices there's not much to do. when these things come out so you either. drag all these people to a hotel and. beat and torture them or you just kind. of ignore it and you go bad.

boy you're a naughty boy you're a. naughty boy are you being a naughty boy. in Martha's Vineyard I bet you are. there's not you. know poor poor jlan Maxwell just sitting. in there poor j l she's like oh these. [ __ ] are you reading the. Pandora. Pipers I've done nothing compared to. these. [ __ ] they probably treated her like a. winch. when is her trial when is jislain.

Maxwell's trial I believe it's November. but and then we're gonna talk about Ivan. mechon for three hours oh. God yeah it's November 29th so uh right. around uh right around Thanksgiving. there that'll be. fun oh a Thanksgiving trial for jlan. well November 29th so o I like that huh. a Thanksgiving party for jiz Ling. Maxwell she's just in Brooklyn just. chilling our friend have you seen have.

you heard about the new Alex Jones doc. oh no no that I was going to be. interviewed for but I had Co no no no I. don't know if it's public yet oh okay. but it might be oh it's the woman who. made um the TFW yeah yeah TFW uh you're. not going to get anything about it yeah. yeah I don't think it's public yet yeah. I'll watch that should be interesting. they're screening it uh I think it's. called Alex's war or something they're. they're screening it the um see now.

things are heating up with the kids in. the vaccine because now people want to. give the vaccine to 5-year-old I don't. understand any of this um I'm completely. lost on this um I understand certain. kids have gotten Co and fared very badly. but the vast vast vast majority of. children easily beat Co the vast. majority they've suspended the madna. shot in I forget which country for. people under a certain name AG because. it was causing myocarditis and problems.

like that um I forget which country uh. Japan suspends 1.6 million doses of Mna. shot no this was recently oh. Scandinavians. yeah yeah they're they're they're just. they're like hey. man and also in Scandinavia people. aren't as fat you know what I mean like. you eat your pickled herring and you go. on about your day they don't have like. you know you know drive-thru barbecue.

troughs and you know they don't have. like bouncy castle Pizza Huts yeah I. mean there're just it's Scandinavia. they're stoic people they barely laugh. they barely you know they just they. enjoy like you know just light food a. little like kind of like you know. interesting earthy sex a little like. like staring at at at at the water in. the night during the T night you know. and then I think a lot of them are on. anti-depressants and stuff as well but I.

don't know um because after a while you. know the great thing about America is. you have the highs and the lows and over. there it's just kind of a state like. it's Prozac the country is kind of a. Prozac but they made a good point. they're like kids get over this stuff. why are we giving it to young people and. they have an increased risk of heart. inflammation it says for the madna yeah. it's the myocarditis so this this this. is kind of this debate is heating up. about go to Drudge drudge had it uh. there was a uh and I think Gavin Nome. did a vax mandate oh Tesla's moving to.

Austin by the way Elon Musk moving Tesla. to Austin Texas my favorite City Finland. joined Sweden and Denmark in limiting. madna covid-19 vaccine um for people. that were for. men. um okay hold on they said that Finland. would instead give fizer's vaccine to. men born in 1991 and later so under 30. yeah. I don't know if these countries are. doing a ton of mandates though I don't.

know that they are I think you know I. think in those countries people just. want to get vaccinated have to some of. them aren't doing the mandates some of. them. aren't um and now we have like I told. you I walked in somewhere with my godson. in like an ice cream parlor and the. woman's like how old is he I'm like he's. like one she oh at two they got to wear. a mask it's like [ __ ] what are you. talking about where was this this was. here yeah an ice cream parlor good Lord. but this is what I mean about people are. go a little going nuty now they're.

looking at a baby like what's his deal. that's crazy they're looking at a baby. like yeah what's his deal he's a little. Vector of disease isn't he I'm like man. people just turn into Nazis overnight. overnight they turn into Nazi it's not. even a process where's your. card it's a lot but you know there's. also a lot of people in this country. that think that's a phenomenal idea so. you know what you going to do Tesla. moving its headquarters uh from.

California to Austin Texas the greatest. city in America Elon Musk is moving um. Tesla which is makes a silly car it's. silly um and it is it's kind of for. children right when I see Teslas I go. that's for a child it's a toy it's a. it's not for an adult when you get in. and it it's like fun you're excited to. get it's a child it's for a. child so he's moving moved his. children's toy car company to Austin.

Texas and then he the cool stuff he does. is with those SpaceX satellites remember. we in the backyard with John Shahi and. we thought we were being invaded by. aliens yeah it was crazy yeah we were. all just sitting in the backyard smoking. sticks and then the Tesla starlink. satellites went over um our heads and we. were all staring at them like dude are. we being we thought we were being. invaded me and Shahi thought we were. being invaded by alien cuz the UFO stuff. was ramping up all the news and yeah. John was like when they land what brands. will they align with I'm like I don't. know I love John we miss him hopefully.

we see more of them now that we're going. to be back in LA but I'm still living in. Texas and love Texas I'm a full-time. resident and I have an apartment here. occasionally when I need to be here for. work truly I'll be in Texas for the. majority of my life forever because I. love. it on a red dirt road I'll be on a Red. Dirt. Road. um to be clear but we should do that. notin by the way let's kidnap everybody. in Austin and bring them to a hotel and. make them clean.

it to be clear we will be continuing to. expand our activities in California musk. said Our intention is to increase output. from Fremont and Giga Nevada by. 50% if you go to our Freemont facility. it's jammed but he added it's tough for. people to afford houses people have come. in from far away there's a limit to how. big you can scale in the Bay Area so. he's going to uh Austin takes Tesla less. time to build a factory than to reach. high volume production musk said for.

example Tesla's Shanghai plant was built. in 11 months but took a year to reach. high volume production he expects. Tesla's new plant near Austin will. follow shanghai's. example it's going to be interesting. Texas California you know Tom seura and. Christina talked about this they're. having a war Texas California in a war I. mean Austin's not going to be cheap. either I know the bay are Austin is not. going to be cheap here's the thing about. Texas California New York will always be. the king it's just a reality New York.

will always be the king it is what it is. it's always going to be the king Texas. and California can vote can fight each. other for the secondary slot all of the. meaningful like New York has all of our. instit cultural institutions you know. you know the East Coast has a lot of the. academic institutions a lot of. intelligent people. um there's a reason Jeffrey Epstein. didn't live in. Austin do you know what I mean there's a.

reason but New York's always going to be. the king uh California and Texas can. fight for number two and uh and then. Florida are we doing Steve's ad today uh. yeah you can go right into so we're. going into it talk about Florida Steve. will do it from oovo Florida he's a. member of the Neel Boys the nelk boys. are a group of uh internet pranksters. who don't make any money on YouTube. they've been Dem monetized because. they're wild they do crazy stuff they.

pretend to drink and do Coke in front of. the cops and um they go to colleges All. Over America and get the kids uh and I. like this they say with the kids stop. the focusing on the politics and the. gender let's get [ __ ] up and jump off. a roof that's what college used to be. about sexual assault how about. somersault where we. just we jump off the house but that's. what they do they go to colleges they. get people nice and revved up they get.

people drunk and full sand and they just. it's all about Hedonism and it's fun. it's good for the kids a little. different you know um so we're very. proud to have SE and I like Steve. because he's kind of the breakout star. of the uh the nek faction there's a few. other ones that Kyle who I like but he's. he's serious you know he's he's got a. the businessman he's the business guy. he's he's serious he he seems like he'll. throw a woman down the stairs and then. there's selem the other guy who I like. but could turn on the country at any. minute so you got to watch him but Kyle. is just a simple Florida guy who loves.

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um when the Obamas got a Netflix deal. and now that um Harry and Megan have one. um it is becoming quite clear that. politicians are going to no longer rely. on the hacks in Hollywood in the media. to portray them in a uh flattering light. they are going to directly get involved. with how their legacies are sculpted. it's pretty brilliant move uh these.

people are directly going to get. involved in influence public opinion so. there is now a documentary about fouy. now whatever you think of fouy what. running the gamut. from AIDS. Hitler. to second coming of of vaccine Christ. whatever you think about F fouchy. whatever you think about cing M this is. wildly unnecessary we are still in the.

middle of a pandemic the resources. devoted to making this film should not. have been let's watch the trailer. okay when I think about my dad growing. up I certainly think about that. seriousness but very few people get to. see he's funny weird and really playful. God help. us in 1981 the HIV aids was evolving. rapidly and frighteningly there was.

anger at the government's response when. you got sick you were gone fast it's. affecting you now yeah why I think he. was good on it I think you know from. what I've heard about him on the AIDS. front I believe he was in a don't you. know people going to be like he created. it you're a liar and just I but what. I've heard from people that at work in. epidemiology he was good on that he's. been a little bit of a clutch here if if.

if we want to be really nice about it. you'd call him a clutz um you if you. wanted to be a meanie you would call him. a liar and um someone who has perhaps. Twisted the truth to protect people um. but Kutz would would certainly be not. wrong to call him but let's continue. this stress. he also loves the spotlight to this.

target my dad said we're going to get. through this whole thing TI you don't do. it because you want to make money you. don't do it for the glory you do it. because you care when you're involved in. a race to stop a horrible. disease you always feel you're not doing. things quickly. [Music]. enough okay that was. morbid it kind of just shows that he. kind of failed like massively well what. was he supposed to do you know.

completely like stop AIDS of course he's. not supposed to do. that um you know I mean I guess if you. work in that business like you're always. going to kind of fail right you. know you. know he's an interesting guy he's been a. government he's been the the pandemic. guy forever that's a weird dude. you. know the guy was like you know what gets.

me up in the morning what disease you go. okay stopping it or what it's like the. people that talk about poverty all the. time like do you really want it to end. then what would you do I work at the. center for Global poverty okay and what. would you like Well we'd like more. Global poverty why well that's kind of. what we. do okay it's kind of with disease a. little bit they're like we don't want. get rid of all the diseases he's like we. like to you.

know we like a little bit of disease a. little bit of makes everything work see. that'd be funny why doesn't Disney do. that like do an animated thing where. Fouch is like having a little fun with. gain of function research you know he's. like a little bit makes everything work. we need a and just needles like in the. background why can't we have a little. fun where are the talented people behind. uh these pictures we can do something. with a little. music you know Laura who opened for me.

in Boston works at Harvard and loves. fouchy so I know that there's people. that love him and I my problem with him. is that he's an Italian an Italian and I. believe that we should be represented by. an Asian or a Jew in the medical field. or a Pakistani or someone from India I. don't trust a guy that looks like me. talking about health and I certainly. don't trust Mr. meatball but go check that out for. yourself. what are they called Disney plus what is. it called it's Disney plus it's just. called fouchy they were shooting a doc.

this this whole time I didn't know that. they like the when we see Jake Paul out. and about and there's cameras following. him fouchy had the same thing but fouchy. is he's epidemiologist Jake Paul that's. what he. is fouchy is epidemiology is Jake Paul. you can hate him you can love him but he. ain't going. nowhere that's what it is you could hate. him you could love him but that man is. deter to have his face splashed you. there's a version of fouchi that goes no.

I don't want to do. this there's a version of him that goes. I'm. busy there's a version of him that goes. I don't think it's appropriate in the. middle of a pandemic that was supposedly. serious enough where we had to decimate. our entire economy I think it would be. odd to do like a a puff piece on. me why don't we wait a few years. but I guess not you just Dove right in. he goes you what time you gonna be there.

nine: should I be in makeup I'll be in. makeup already don't worry about it he's. on the phone he's like cancel the lab I. got a. thing no I got all day the crew showing. up they're like we'll be quick he's like. no no no we I blocked off a week for. this they go. really he goes yeah he goes I'm doing. two dope Queens later but right now I. have all the time to talk to you I'm. doing my favorite murder later I'm going.

to tell Karen karff about the vaccine. enough with. him Tim Dyan comedy.com for all live. dates we apologize about Milwaukee we we. moved the Thursday show to Sunday. flights got [ __ ] we got [ __ ] we're. using a temporary Studio we got [ __ ]. out of uh timc comedy.com got all the. dates for the tour we're starting in. late October we're going everywhere. spoke can Seattle Portland Indianapolis. Morgantown West Virginia Pittsburgh. Washington New York Atlantic City. Rochester Iowa City Madison Wisconsin.

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money so that is on the 18th everybody. go get ticket to the anger Theater in. Iowa City where there was a big kafuffle. there was a big uproar at me doing jokes. I guess at the expense of I don't know. nurses um because we all know that the. one thing Heroes can't handle is a guy. on a stage making a a a little. joke think about all the heroes from. movies is being like he made a joke. about me and I'm not even blaming the. nurse this is again this is H supposedly.

because I questioned the response to the. pandemic I question the response to the. pandemic how are Willian uh there was a. people were emailing the anger theater I. don't even know what it is I don't know. what they do with the anger theater I'm. sure they have some big Comedians and. bands go but I don't know what goes on. at the anger theater but apparently they. have a there's a real thriving Arts. community in Iowa City that was unhappy. with some of the remarks I've made and.

by thriving Arts Community I mean two. people with blue hair and cats who sent. one email that Seth Simons. wrote Tim Dylan comedy.com Full send. baby goodbye.