#266 - Lightfoot Strikes Twice | The Tim Dillon Show

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim. Dylan Show, audio only out of Chicago. Uh me and Ben were reading Lori. Lightfoot, uh the mayor, her Yelp profile, which is. pretty. spectacular, as you would imagine it. would be. Everything Lori Lightfoot. does, everything she wears, every expression she makes or doesn't. make, the pitch of her raspy voice, her turn of phrase,

her kind of blank look, the stare when. she just stares at a reporter. There's. there's nothing about Lori Lightfoot. that I don't love. truly. Yeah. I only want to talk to. black reporters. constantly with the race card, constantly with the gay sexuality card, the the the misogyny card. I mean, I I. again, a true Batman villain, a true. corrupt. goon, her local feuds with Burger King.

Ed, the disgraced city council member as. they fight over a Burger King. renovation, her winning in a runoff. election against some other idiot, Prewinkle, whatever. I mean, just the idea that. this woman is is the mayor of Chicago. It's like an It's a real city, right? So, there's something very interesting about. um Lori Lightfoot to me. There there's.

something interesting that somebody like. her is able to climb the ranks to become. the mayor of Chicago. And and you found. her Yelp profile. Yeah. Shout out to the person that sent. me this. from when before she was mayor. Yeah. Yes. This is from uh. What was she doing then? Oh, interesting. I wonder what she was. doing. What was she doing? We don't know much. about Lori Lightoot premed May. Yeah, I don't know. Did she just become the mayor of. Chicago? [laughter]. There had to be some runup to that, right? I'm I'm curious as to what what is what.

job do you have before you become the. mayor of Chicago? Like did she Oh, she worked in private. legal practice as a partner at Mayor. Brown and held various government. positions in Chicago. But most notably, she served as president of the Chicago. Police Board and chair of the Chicago. Police Accountability Task Force. Wow. So, they love her, dude. We pass. Lightoot's house. The cops are sitting. outside. The cops look like they would not do. anything if you ran in there with a gun.

Like truly, like the cops are sitting. there fighting the urge to run into the. house with a gun. The faces of the cops. sitting in the patrol cars outside Lori. Lightoot's house. They're basically. like, "Hey, man, do what you got to do.". I mean, could there be a less. enthusiastic position. for those people? I mean, they're not fans of Lori. Now, I. want you to read because this is this. shows the type of person she is. I have.

never Yelped anything in my life. Like, I've never written a Yelp review. I've. had, as we know on this show, I've been. quite vocal about my many run-ins. with people. Um, I don't rat. I. entertain. I talk about it on the show. I do not rat. I do not make a written. report of uh a problem that I've had. with a business. It's not this is not. who I am, but there are lots of people who do,

tons of them, and they think it's okay. They think it's good. They think they're. doing uh something virtuous by warning. other people about the calamari at La. Abandonza. They have to make sure that people know. to avoid the [ __ ] ministrone soup at. [ __ ] Matteo's. whatever. They're they're committed. They will. single out waiters and waitresses by.

name. And I've read these reviews. They. it fascinates me. I did a comedy show. once for members of like I forget what. it's called, the Yelp 500 or something. These people had posted so many reviews. on Yelp. So many reviews that they were. like in the elite tier of Yelpers, like. sick people, right? And they came to. this comedy show uh or I was booked on a. comedy show for them and as you would. imagine uh the worst audience in the. world. judgmental like people that were.

looking at the glasswear that they were. serving the drinks in. Like, is this. right? Is this correct? Like miserable. people. People who have nothing going. on. People whose entire life is uh to be. a critic. Uh and and and what's great. about Yelp is like that's not your job. There's a great history of criticism, right? in theater, in in movies, film, and in in uh dining, you know, but but.

it's not your job to be a critic. So, you've taken it upon yourself to give. yourself another job you don't get paid. for, which is to like Paul Rivere. ride through the [ __ ]. uh woods telling people what they should. avoid on this planet because, god forbid. someone else gets duped. Now, by the. way, this is the reality. Nobody yelps.

to help other people. That's a fact. There is not one person who's ever. written a Yelp review because they are. concerned that somebody else is going to. have a bad time at that establishment. That is the common defense of people who. write YELP REVIEWS. WELL, IF I DON'T. TELL PEOPLE [ __ ] TO [ __ ] WATCH. THEIR BACK at this particular Denny's, then who will? And it's like no, no one.

cares about a stranger walking in and. dealing with the same rude, incompetent. service. What they are doing is they're. doing it to shame, to punish, to call. out because they [clears throat] know. companies read these reviews. When I was. a tour guide, we used to get reviews on. Trip Advisor and we'd get bonuses if. they mentioned our name in a five-star. review. And a lot of times they would. mention my name and they would be like. um you know he was horrible and then you.

would talk to they would bring you in. and they go hey man we're getting these. reviews about you and um you know so so. the idea that Lori Lightoot is a Yelper. is beautiful. [laughter]. The idea that Lori Lightfoot worked in. government her whole life, worked on the. police accountability task force, so we. know she loves accountability. Okay? And there's something great about. her. Now, this is a Yelt review of when.

she. So, this is from August 2017, and this. is a review of a party bus rental place, a limo and party bus. It's a li So, Lightfoot is going out on. the town. Is she married at that point? Yes, because she mentions her wife in this. So, Lightfoot is married and she's going. out on the town. Now, we don't know to. what, do we know? No, it just says she's using the service. VIP limousine and she gave them one. star. She's using the VIP limousine service in.

Chicago. and she's going out on the town and. she's unhappy with how this played out. Lori Lightfoot, now mayor of Chicago, very unhappy with the service being. given to her by VIP Limousine. Now, go. into this. I want you to read the review. because what's great about this is the. company does something that companies. rarely do.

They rarely do this. They call her out. as not only uh a liar, [laughter]. okay, but an abusive. person. And companies usually just. write, "Thanks for the review. We're. going to get to the bottom of this.". You've seen what companies write. Thank you so much. But. this is the. this is the reality. This company had.

had enough. They had had enough. VIP. limo of Chicago, all due respect, calls. Lori Lightoot out. Now, Ben is going to. read this review posted when? Uh, 2017. And here is Lori. I would. never use VIP limo again. Driver Carlos. showed up early for our pickup. A good. sign, right? Turned out not to be. So, well, I'm going to read it the way she. wrote it. turned out not be so. Carlos.

shows up. Turned out not be so. Yes. Now, one of two things is happening. Lori is using the parlance of the. streets [snorts] or [laughter]. or. she's angrily typing, which I think is. probably more likely. Lori is. enraged. typing this review. So, so she's not not. every word might not be, but the general.

message is gonna come through. Continue. Carlos shows up and wants to use our. bathroom. A little strange, but fine. Turns out he pisses on our toilet and. does not have the courtesy to put down. the toilet seats. Beginning of the end. We were going to the United Center. Carlos clearly has no idea who to get. there. He is totally reliant on a. whacked GPS system that has him driving. his huge Cadillac Escalade stretch down.

extremely narrow neighborhood streets. going in a route that made no sense. I. had to take over and give him clear. directions to get to the expressway. Apparently that was totally emasculating. to him. But House says my GPS says I. should get off at Division off the. expressway when we are going much. further south than west. We finally get. there and he says he needs two numbers. for the return pickup. We had already. given the person paying. Oh, wait. We. had already given him one from my female. spouse. I say I will just give him mine.

since I am the person paying. Carlos. says I need one from the gentleman. I am. totally confused and question this. Carlos explains to this dumb female that. he needs a number from a guy because. girls take too many pictures and run. down the battery on their phone. My. expression must have said something. because then he then said, "Trust me, I. have been doing this 20 years. I'm a. middle-aged woman, not some dumb kid. from his misogynistic worldview." I of. course gave it to him and his response. was to rudely close the window divider. while I was talking. The guy was a.

complete a-hole. Stupid, terrible driver. and a complete jerk on top of it. Can't. believe he is employed and I would never. use the service again while he is. Lori. Lightfoot. reviewing her trip to the United Center. where she went with her spouse and an. unspecified gentleman to some event. Mhm. Very angry at Carlos, the limo driver, for not knowing what to do. She got mad.

at him for traveling down suburban. streets. He pissed on the all over the toilet. Pissed on the toilet. Now, here. here is the. the business owner's response. The turn. Well, it's a turn. Yeah. Yeah. It's a real turn here. because as Let us all remember this. woman is in charge of one of the largest. cities in America. Yes. This is a real turn. This is what they call uh a reveal.

if you're a fan of of uh dramatic. terminology. Because we now find out. that Lor's character is called into. question [laughter]. by the good people, dare I say good. people at VIP limousine in Chicago. Remember this opened up with Lori very. puzzled about a man showing up to use. the bathroom and then pissing all over.

her seat. which she then called the beginning of. the end. Here is the statement from the. Chicago VIP limo. One, our driver did. not use your bathroom. We checked the. vehicle cameras and he did not enter. your home. you had lots of guests over. and of them could have done what you. claim our wonderful driver Carlos did. Two, our drivers have GPS systems that. work with current events in traffic. Chicago Austin often has festivals and. we have to work our way around them. It.

is not your place to tell him how to do. his job. Three, our drivers ask for a. gentleman's phone number actually. because they don't ever want to seem. inappropriate asking for a lady's phone. number. And you should appreciate that. Carlos took the time to ask for a backup. phone number in case you lose signal or. battery. Again, our drivers know what. they are doing and have experience. Now, here's the final paragraph here. [snorts]. It seems to me the only person here who. is sexist, my dear, is you. I don't know. where you come to your conclusion that. you were emasculating him. Maybe you. hoped you were. Your language is.

horrendous and lewd. Just your rant here. make me feel embarrassed for you. Also, wow, that's pretty insulting that you. refer to women who like to take a lot of. pics at their events as dumb females. Your driver arrived early. He got you on. time and safely to your event. Your. credit card you provided on the contract. was declining. We even let you use a. different credit card for payment, which. is against our rules. And you received. an upgraded vehicle twice the price of. what you paid without any upcharge as a. free upgrade from our company. Wish I. could review customers like you. Find.

something better to do with your time. And you should appreciate great service. when you receive it. Wow. I mean, you want to talk about. the Smackdown. You want to talk about a. total and utter embarrassment. Yeah. Can I am just enjoying picturing her. face reading that her expressionless. face reading this which shuts her down. completely. The guy did not leave his car. So this.

this woman. made up. she made up. Yes. that he went into her house and pissed. on her seat. Mhm. She just made that up. She pulled that. out of thin air. If we are to believe these people, which. I don't see any reason why not, by the. way, it's the fact that's why they took. everything else with a grain of salt. They caught her immediately in a lie. So then they go, "Well, now we're just. because that was one of the harshest.

responses I have ever seen a company. give." [laughter]. So you know that they are confident that. they are in the right. They are confident that they are 100% in. the right. I have never seen a statement. from a company delivered with such venom. as as the the correction to Lori. Lightoot's slander. You know who this person is. Like you.

know who Lori is. She's um a you know, you want to talk about a bureaucrat, you. want to talk about uh uh uh uh somebody. who is pushy, rude, demanding, likes getting people in trouble, likes. calling people out, does not like to be. called out, does not like to be. responsible for their own behavior, invents versions of interactions that.

did not happen. As long as the person. looks horrible, likes people getting. fired, likes people getting shamed, likes people losing money. This is the. type of person who we're dealing with. truly. And I couldn't love her more. I. couldn't feel more of an affection for. this woman and a gratitude that she's on. the planet because my entertainment is. so important to me because the world is. is is is really trit and yet this is.

great. Now, yes, if I was someone who. lived in one of these places in Chicago. that was, you know, suffering from. inordinately, and I mean to say. inordinately, but high rates of. homicide, uh, the city is falling apart. Sure, not her fault, but she's clearly. not helping. I would maybe find it less. humorous, but the fact that I don't live. anywhere near her and I can just I don't. I have there's no I don't deal with any. of the repercussions from her personal.

behavior which is as we've seen. atrocious to me. She is just a very. entertaining person. The ill-fitting. suits, the fedoras, the blank stare, you. know, the dancing, she she's like on. camera dancing with people. She has no. conscience. Lori Lightoot. And that is. what I like about her. She will lie. about a limo driver and say he pissed in. her house to get him fired. She has no. conscience. It is what allows her to. dance as people are getting shot.

Children are getting shot in the face. She dances. She has no conscience. She's. a true villain. Truly, all the things we. find abominable in the world, abhorent. all of the the personality types that we. want to avoid. The nanny, the rat, the. Karen, the the person who, you know, keeps the receipts and tries to, you. know, uh, you know, get somebody fired,

embarrass somebody. This is this is who she is and this is. how she runs Chicago. a petty, vindictive chief executive who will not. take any blame. Similar to Trump, she. has a lot of Trump qualities. The. leaders are somewhat similar. The leaders I wonder if there's. something to that. [laughter]. At the end of America, the leaders have. similar qualities. They are craven.

narcissists without they refuse to take. any responsibility and they live in a. version of reality that they find uh. best but they do not. uh as Chris Hedges says they are. disconnected from reality. Like all of. these people that are running these big. corrupt machines that are failing like. Chicago are unwilling to live in reality. because reality is not fun.

Reality is not fun. And you can see it. in one Yelp review. What's fascinating. is that in one Yelp review, you can get. a glimpse of the type of person. Can you. imagine the Trump Yelp reviews that he. would have written had that been around? The credit card declining would be there. too. The same review. thing that the. things that he would do and say because. that's, you know, an attribute of their. personalities, you know, it's perhaps why they succeed.

It's perhaps why they succeed because. what this what what it allows them to do. is they are in their mind they have a. god complex and anyone that is not. worshiping them at any moment has to be. thrown under the bus. You saw Trump did. it with a lot of his underlings. He did. it with a lot of his supporters. Lightfoot does it with everybody. I'm. sure it's a common theme amongst this. like personality type. But again, a a.

huge fan of her. Uh, and I wish her the best. because nothing to me is better than. someone who wears baggy pants like her. her pants don't fit. And she's standing. there. You got to get that photo up of. her if you haven't seen her. And she's just standing there. staring blankly. You know, the pant leg is going under the heel of.

the shoe. Yes, she's walking on her. pants. Yes, they're so long. Yes, that is what a goon does. That is. what a villain does. It is It is so. important as a villain uh as a troll. And she is a troll of the highest order. [laughter]. Her lack of care about her appearance is. because again, she doesn't live in. reality. She's living in a world where. the pants fit. She's living in a world.

where they're turning the corner on the. shootings. She's living in a world where. the limo driver pissed all over her. couch. [laughter]. And and that world has elected her mayor. of Chicago. So why not? Just like Trump, he became the president. Why not? Right? reality really in many cases is an. obstacle. to what you want to do and where you. want to go. And a lot of these people. have figured that out. It's not going to.

get better. People are now wearing N95. masks in West Coast just because of the. wildfire smoke. God bless anyone buying. a home in LA. God bless you. As you've said, you believe that a lot. of this is going to get bad and the West. Coast. and parts of the South are just going to. become uninhabitable. Uninhabitable. Whoa. Yeah. When. uh really by like 2080, who says. just things I read from top guys.

It's going to get bad. Yeah, it's going to get bad. People are. going to go to Wisconsin up to the. Northeast, places like that. Parts of. Montana a little bit, but And then. Canada. Canada. Well, that's what we're. trying to do. What we're trying to do is. is find a place to just keep our head. above water. Leaving Austin, Texas very soon. Our. long national nightmare is over. You saw the the movers come. You watch. the movers come and take the furniture. out.

They took it out. Emotional. Yeah. How uh about how many months? And again, I'll be there uh through the end of the. year. Uh. on and off. February through I guess. October. I guess you. February. When I first arrived in. Austin, there was a biblical snowstorm. Biblical that knocked out power. People. couldn't get food. Certain parts of the. city had no clean water. A smarter man would have seen that as a. sign. A smarter man, but Tim Dylan not always.

intelligent, has a lot of heart, but not. always thinking. Um, but there was a. part of me that did uh believe that. potentially this was a sign that all was. not going to be well. All was not going to be well. When I'm. driving through Texas in a snowstorm, first in over hundred years, I should. have maybe said to myself, is this a. sign. telling me that this is not going to.

work out? And we tried. We gave it our. all. And and and. I didn't I didn't try that hard because. my all isn't that much. My all is not that much. I'm 36. years old. I'm And I know that people. like that's young and it's not. Here's. the deal. It's really not. If you are my. age, let me tell you something. You do. not have your whole life ahead of you. That is a lie. In fact, you never have.

your whole life ahead of you really, no. matter what age you are because no one. knows when it's over. So the idea that. when somebody goes, "You have your whole. life ahead of you." You can't live. thinking that. You don't have your whole. life ahead of you. 36 you have to know. what you like and know what you can. stand and know what you can tolerate. If. at 36 you were still on the fence about. anything, you're insane.

If you don't know your sexuality, if you. don't know your gender, if you don't. know what makes you come, if you don't. know what kind of movies you like, if. you don't know whether you like to read. a book at night or go get coaked out and. [ __ ] on a pool table, you don't know. who you are at 36 years old, you're. probably not going to find out. And you. know what? You don't want to. God forbid. you find out who you are at 36. It may. terrify you. You should have an idea. 36. What kind of person are you? Are you.

a coffee house person or do you want to. see them blown up? I'm the latter. Does. Lori Lightfoot. represent positive change to you? You. should know this. Are you a person who. leaves a Yelp review and lies about a. limo driver to try to get him fired? Are you getting in skirmishes with Uber. drivers at 36? Is that who you are? Are. you in the closet lying to people about.

who you [ __ ] because you're embarrassed. about the things you like and you're. afraid about people finding out who you. truly are cuz you may get less invites. to the game or whatever. And I'm not. saying anyone has to come out, but but. are you that per cuz you know who you. are at 36. I'm too old to pretend that I. can [ __ ] make it work. It will not. work. Nothing. Not a friendship. I know.

I Somebody flew in to hang out with us a. month ago and they got in the car. I. don't even hate this person, but I don't. like them. They were a younger person, not sexual. thing, not anything, just a dude to hang. out. I ended up pulling over in a. parking lot, making up some excuse, and. putting this person out of my car. It. was about under an hour. We had spent. under an hour with them. Maybe an hour. I am done letting things go is my point.

They flew. from Florida, from Miami to New York to. hang out with us. After an hour of their. behavior. and their antics, I decided that it was. time to move on. As you get older, everything's about brevity. You got it's. got to be quick. You got to know and you. got to you cannot suffer endlessly.

There's no value in that. You know, it it's it it's about knowing. what's going on and moving the [ __ ] on. And that's the thing, you know. I found. myself in Austin. I found myself going, I can do it. I can figure it out. I can. I can adapt. But I'm not adaptable. really. I I've earned the right earn. By. the way, here's a f I'm going full. [ __ ] motivation today. Earn. And I. want you to look at your lover, partner,

friend, mother, father, and go. If. you've I have earned the right to not be. adaptable. Earn that right. Earn the. right to not be adaptable. I am not. adaptable. I saw someone say to their. boyfriend once, they said, "You're so. adaptable." I thought that was the. biggest insult I had ever heard in my. life. I I I wished he turned around and. cracked her in the mouth. AND I'M. AGAINST domestic violence. So, you can. only in most cases some half half of the. cases I'm against it. A good half of the.

time I think it's wrong. But the point. is that you know that uh that is an. insult. Adaptable is an insult. Malleable is an insult. earn the right to draw a line in the. sand and say no thank you. I don't want. to go there. I don't like them. I don't want to deal with it. I was. laying in bed with COVID. It was a mild. case, you know, because I was. vaccinated, but really because I got the. Regeneron. Whatever. Everyone I know.

who's vaccinated has CO and is dying. But whatever. I guess that's what was. supposed to happen. Every day they they. they literally tell you less and less to. expect from the vaccine. Like you're. like, "I have it. I I probably won't get. it." Right? They're like, "Oh, no, you'll get it." "Yeah, but I won't get. sick." "Oh, you'll get sick." "Yeah, but. I won't die. You'll probably die." It's. And I'm not saying to not get it or. whatever. But let's be honest, this. hasn't worked out ideally. Can we be. honest and say that the vaccine has not. been ideal? Can we say it hasn't been.

ideal? I can smell half of what I used to. smell. I'm three weeks out. I don't know. that the rest is coming back. Can we can. we just say that it's not been ideal? And yes, does it keep you from dying? The numbers say that and I hope that's. true. I hope it's true. But we can admit that we had hoped for. more with the Biden presidency. Can we. admit that perhaps we had hoped for.

more? It's not inspiring. It's not an. inspiring presidency, is it? that this. dementia patient comes out. Now, I'm for. the Afghanistan withdrawal. We should. have done it a long [ __ ] time ago. Um, but when you see this pale. skin and bones rag, this flesh suit. walking out to deliver remarks after. these servicemen have been tragically. killed. Can we say that it's just not.

ideal? Is that allowed? Is it allowed to. recognize imperfections. when they are obvious to us? So, at 36, I have earned the right, and I hope you. have earned the right to not be. adaptable, to have things you don't like. I don't. like Ethiopian food, and I and it has. nothing to do with uh I've tried it. I.

think I love other types of African. food. I don't like the squishiness of. it. And I'm sure there's Ethiopian food. that's not squishy. I but I don't care. So, don't email me. But the the. squishiness of it, the idea that. everything's kind of like some type of. applesauce. I don't like it. And I don't need to. prove a point by going to an Ethiopian. restaurant. I know I'm not racist, so I. don't need to do it. It's not for me. I.

love goats. Give me goats, but I know what I like. There there's. got to be a point where you you say to. yourself, I can't function. uh in a city like Austin, Texas, which. is a schizophrenic place, a place full. of like the worst kind of red state. morons and the worst kind of liberal. It's a collision of the biggest morons.

that you've ever met. near dwells. clist dlist except for like Rogan and. Musk. It's a everyone's psychotic. Everyone you meet whether it's in the. tech space or anything has a big idea. and a big dream. It's nice that New York. and LA have beaten the dreams out of. people. Beating them. Beating them. beating them out. So the people you meet. are not completely crazy. When you talk. to people in Austin, they have wideeyed. things. They go, "I'm going to start my.

own city." And you go, "Okay, thank. you." And you just back away slowly, keeping them in your view in case they. get physically unpredictable. There's something about the wideeyed. nature of Austin that reminds you of. Brooklyn circa 2012. One of the worst. places ever in history. WIDEEYED PEOPLE. MYSELF. I WAS ONE OF them who believed. that standup comedy was medicine. [laughter]. and it was going to save and help me and. all the people I had around me were. going to have that beautiful experience.

It was going to be transcendent and WE. WERE GOING TO LIVE AND LOVE AND. [screaming] LAUGH FOREVER. WELL, IT. DOESN'T WORK. Close your eyes. Austin's going to be nothing but a [ __ ]. LA that smells like pork chops. And your dreams are the things that will. eventually tie a noose around your neck. and hang you from the tree. And the sooner you get to that position, the smarter you'll be. Don't be. adaptable. Don't be adaptable. I've earned the.

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adaptable, doing a 9/11 documentary on. what? an HBO. HBO. HBO 911.com. fourpart series. was going to include some 911 uh. skeptics. people that are skeptical of the. official narrative. specifically the conspiracy group. architects and engineers for 911 truth. yes. Mhm. Now, what happened, Ben? You've been. following this. Did the media have a. cow? So, two days ago in the New York Times,

this was the end of the interview where. he says uh they say the last and by the. way, this isn't out if you're wondering. why you haven't seen this. Members of. the media have have seen episodes. already. So, the uh journalist says, "The last episode of the series devotes. a lot of time to questioning how and why. the towers fell. You interviewed several. members of the conspiracy group. Architects and Engineers for 911 truth. Why did you want to include their. perspective? He said, "Because I still. don't. I mean, I got questions and I. hope that maybe the legacy of this. documentary is that Congress holds a. hearing, a congressional hearing about.

9/11." And he says, "You don't buy the. official explanations." And Spike says, "The amount of heat that it takes to. make steel melt, that temperature is not. reached." And then the justosition of. the way building 7 fell to the ground, when you put it next to other building. collapses that were demolitions, it's. like you're looking at the same thing. But people go to make up their own mind. My approach is put the information in. the movie and let people decide for. themselves. I respect the intelligence. of the audience. And then the journalist. says this, right? But you don't say make. up your own mind about whether or not. the vaccine is poison or make up your.

own mind about whether Joe Biden was. legitimately elected. Spike says people. are going to think what they think. regardless. I'm not dancing around your. question. People are going to think what. they think. People have called me a. racist for do the right thing. People. said in Moetta Blues I was anti-Semitic. She's got to have it that I was a. misogynist. People are going to just. think what they think. And you know. what? I'm still here going on four. decades of film making. and I respect that and I respect his. thing of like why are you going to do a. documentary about 9/11 without putting. in by the way these are not.

see this is what gaslighting is and I. hate that word I hate the new. terminology right but isn't gaslighting. the type of thing where you're made to. feel insane. yes exactly. right so when you ask these questions. that are realistic logical questions. like hey building seven what's up with. that okay [laughter]. normal rational questions going this. doesn't look like anything except it. looks like a demolition. it doesn't look like anything that's. ever happened in the way that a fire is. taking something out when you ask that.

very rational question you are. gaslighted you're made to believe that. you were insane you go OH WELL WHAT. ABOUT THE VACCINE what about Biden you. think we landed on the moon oh yeah what. are you one of those guys oh lizard. people live underground huh you go I. didn't say any of that I'm simply asking. a [ __ ] question because I have. senses. I have eyes and ears and it. seems [ __ ] weird. That's all. Isn't. it weird if you told someone it was. weird that 15 hijackers from Saudi. Arabia attacked the the biggest military.

power ever seamlessly and very. successfully and then that military. power went in on to invade Iraq and. Afghanistan and countries who really. didn't have much to do with this. And. this was all directed by Osama bin Laden. and al-Qaeda. And uh we censored 17. pages in the 911 report that were. damaging to our uh our ally Saudi. Arabia. And uh the 9/11 commission chair. said we were set up to fail and we. didn't have the resources and the. information that we wanted and the.

president would only testify with the. vice president in a like ventriloquism. session that they had in front of this. commission. If you were to to take all. of that and I I if knowing what we know. about the government and what they're. what they've done and what they're. capable of to even like Spike Lee, a. brilliant director, a smart guy, a guy. who understands. questions. That's what art is. Great art. He. understands. Why can't I ask this. question? We don't know what the answer.

is. We don't know where it's going to. go. When you start writing a novel, you. don't always know the end. You don't know you. The work grows. It. changes. evolved. Why can't we ask the. questions? When people are shutting down. the questions, it's a whole new level of. a problem. The answers are one thing. You can fight about answers, but if you. shut down the questions, you you can't. even get to the answers. So, the idea. that there's a coordinated attempt to. smear Spike Lee for including a small. what, half hour?

It was a half hour the last episode, which by the way, 24 hours later after. this article after the media firestorm. Yeah. What happens? Tell us what. happened. As it stands now, this. journalist says they went and watched. the uh HBO sent out an email to critics. Thursday announcing that the screener. site was updated with the final edited. picture. As it stands now, episode 4. appears to be exactly 30 minutes shorter. than the original version that I watched. on Monday, coming in at 90 minutes long. instead of 2 hours. Indeed, the entire. segment on the 9/11 conspiracy group and. all apparent references to the group. appear to have been excised. So, it's.

gone. You just you took it out a day. later. And it's the pressure. It's the pressure. that comes from the top. People go, "Don't Hey, we don't want you don't. want.". Now, in fairness, I did not see the 30. minutes and it would be hilarious. if the 30 minutes was just him like. talking to Louisis Faracan about the. Jews. And HBO goes, "I got to be honest. with you." And Louis Faran's like, "When. the Jews put the fuses in the buildings.

and I understand that that could be. offensive." Absent that, absent that, I imagine it was an. exploration of of people's uh skepticism. about the official narrative, which is. now completely amputated, completely. removed from the final product, the. finished product. It sucks. So now you have an 8hour documentary. about 9/11. They don't mention anything.

about the conspiracy itself. Well, whatever. I think, you know, I was. talking to Ray about it earlier. I said, "What is the percentage of people who. believe the official story of 911?" I. don't believe, by the way, when I say. that, and I want you to listen to this. You're in your car or you're you're on a. treadmill. It's my fans. You're in your. car and whatever. No, we have healthy. fans. And whatever it is, you're. listening to this. I am not saying, "Do. you believe the Bush administration did. 9/11?" I'm not saying, "Do you believe.

they had foreign knowledge of 911?" And. by the way, not the worst question. What. I'm saying is, do you believe that you. know and possess all of the relevant. knowledge about the 9/11 attacks? Do you. believe that? I don't. Very few people I know believe that. I'm. talking about conservative rahrrahatriot. people that I know. Okay. Are now in the.

last few years, even before Trump, coming to a uncomfortable conclusion. that they don't really know what. happened in. with the clarity that they would like. That's all. And most people. are, I believe, willing and have an open. mind about the lengths to which elements.

of our government will go to cover up. criminal evil behavior. Jeffrey Epstein, prime example. That is evil criminal. behavior. Um, and it's it covered up. So. the links of which people will go to. cover up the video. I don't know what. happened. I've talked to very smart. people that believe the mainstream. narrative. I've talked to very smart. people that have uh a lot of questions.

I would put myself in the camp that has. questions. And I don't think there's. anything wrong with that. And I think. that didn't Woody Harlson wasn't he. going to do something with this too? Yes. I I actually have this pulled up. Uh. what did Woody because I think Woody. Harlson. as well had some. uh ideas or reservations here. Yeah. So uh yeah this because this is an. article I found that celebrities that. don't buy uh that are into conspiracy.

You won't call her back on the show. Uh yeah, just put her up next year. Hey listen, you're on once you're on the. podcast. We're doing audio only. tell. everyone about your new show because we. we loved it. I listened to about 45% of. the first episode. Give it a little. plug. Uh Awakening OG is a guide to the Matrix. from an eighth dimensional. uh galactic being who is assigned to.

Earth and doesn't want to be here. I loved it. I love how good you are at. talking. This is Jessa Reid and the. podcast is called Awakening. and she's insanely good at conveying. complex ideas. Thank you. Thank you very much. I mean, that's the fact. I'm just. sitting in the room a baby's room. talking about 9/11 in my Airbnb, which I. can't rent cuz I'm not allowed on. Airbnb. I was going to say they let you back an.

Airbnb. They absolutely did not. We use another. account. [laughter]. I am banned forever. I'm public enemy. number one. Airbnb. So, I'm sitting in. this baby's room talking about 911. And. this is my career. This is my career. People don't they think I'm doing well. monetarily I am, but my career like it. would be nice to walk on a red carpet. You know, I'm in a baby's room talking about. building seven. It's not as glamorous as.

it seems. Why? Why are you in a baby's room? Because it has the best um what Ben? Uh. acoustics. Acoustics because it's carpeted. Is Ben with you? Yes. Hi, Ben. Hey, Jessa. We Ben, you love you loved the episode, too. Yes, Jessa. We both listen. I I loved. it. I I love your stuff about aliens and. interdimensional stuff, and I you I you. make astrology and all that stuff. exciting to me. It's it's it's. the podcast if you're into that stuff,

but you want somebody who's got a very. funny, dry take on things. It's very. funny and you're not like one of these. white chicks who you want when you hear. them talk, you want to kill yourself. Uh, thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah, it's uh consciousness for people. that hate the new age movement. I love it. I love it. Well, listen, we. got to finish this episode. I'll call. you later. All right. All right. Thanks, babe. Bye, guys. Jess Reed, check that podcast. out. Awakening on YouTube and.

other podcast platforms. But again, I'm. not adaptable at this point in my in my. career. Well, I guess for the right. amount of money. If you give me $100. million, here's why I will stop talking. about 9/11. Okay. Do you want to know this? And I want my. audience to understand this. And what's the number? What's the number. of money? I don't know. What did I say? $100. million. I think so. Yeah. Probably $8 million. Okay, [laughter]. my talking about it has done nothing.

[laughter] Do you understand? It hasn't. Congress is not having a hearing. No one. gives a [ __ ] Right. In fact, people are. annoyed when you bring 9/11 up. I don't. even mean truthers. People are just. like, "Hey man, we're over it." Right. Yeah. Yeah. So, for like, I don't know, $3 million, I'll shut up about it. for $20 million. I will come on the show and talk about. why the official story makes sense. I'll. start another podcast called 911 did.

happen the way they said for $20 million. and I will every episode. through gritting my teeth and rolling my. eyes or I'll just really believe it like. I'll relapse. Yeah, really. So now what is Woody Harlson. trying to do? Okay, so uh he was going to make a. movie. It says uh because this is an. article that says celebrities that. believe in conspiracy theories. Here's. the 9/11 section. It says Martin Sheen's. son Charlie Sheen was reportedly set to. star with Woody Harrelson in a movie.

called September Mour which. with Charlie Sheen. with Charlie Sheen. And I believe this. was back in 2012 or so when it said it. questioned the official narrative behind. 9/11, but the movie never materialized. And then Charlie Sheen went on Alex. Jones. I missed this. Did you see him go. on Alex Jones? I believe I saw that. I didn't realize. there was going to be a movie about it. with Charlie Sheen. That sounds [ __ ]. awesome. And Martin Sheen's a truther, too. Did. you know that? Probably. By the way, I don't think the movie. would have accomplished. The movie.

probably would have hurt the truth or. movement. [laughter]. Absolutely. Charlie Sheen starring in a a truther. movie directed by Woody Harlson is. almost as close to a CIA op as you get. because people would have walked out of. that theater and went, I guess the. government is right. [laughter]. You know, but I still would have liked. to see it, right? Yeah, it would have been great. You know what I mean? That's like Lori Lightfoot doing like. pro vaccine stuff. You go, do you want.

people to get it or not? Because no one. is being convinced by this goon. Can you get the thing up where I We. played on a Patreon. We won't play it, but it's her. She has a great PSA about. the vaccine. Oh, yeah. But yeah, we played it on the. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, man. All I'm saying is. that there is a theme to the episode, I. think. And part of the theme is there is. a level. uh of which you realize unfortunately.

that truly nothing matters. And then you have two choices. One is to. develop a strict personal code of ethics. of which you follow somewhat. religiously. It could include hard work, honesty, integrity, whatever, or none of. the above. It could include none of. that. In fact, it could be the opposite. It could include lying, manipulation, and sloth. But as long as it's your.

personal code, it is what will get you. through. The other thing to do when you. realize that nothing really means. anything is to join ISIS or some type of. death cult. Right? There's no real. middle ground if you have the. realization that things don't mean much. Donald Trump had a great great quote. about the Indian earthquake. This is. what allows him to be him. And he said. something Anna Anna from Red Scare had.

tweeted it or put it on Instagram where. he was basically like can't worry about. anything. You worry about things and. then 400 people die in an earthquake in. India doesn't matter. was some some. approximation of that. And he's right to. a degree, right? Like, you know, Kurt. Vonagget said the most successful people. are sociopaths because they're. constantly doing. They're never thinking. about the consequences. They go do this, do that. The Lori Lightfoots. Yeah. Lie. about the guy. Yeah. He came in, he.

pissed all over the kitchen. Fire him. Don't think about him, his family. You. don't think about the fact that they. have cameras in a car that could tell he. didn't [ __ ] leave. Now you look like. an idiot. You don't you're not even. looking out for yourself. [snorts]. The real old school gangsters like HW or. Joe Kennedy or any of that, you know, they try to look out for themselves too, you know, but it's very hard for people. like Lightfoot. because they're so impulsive and. reckless and Trump to a degree too, like.

the new breed of leader. Uh it's very. interesting seeing what happens to them. where they inevitably end up. Of course, Lori does not have near the talent that. Donald does, but they share. some of the same things. When does Spike. Lee's documentary come out? It looks like the first episode is out. already, and then uh I I guess they'll. probably release them week by week. It. looks like. I want to see the lost footage of the. Spike Lee documentary. And I hope it was.

truly offensive because it's all gone. I. hope it was the most offensive thing. I. hope it was Spike Lee and Lewis Faracan. just talking about Jews for 30 minutes. to a point where HBO goes, "We're. uncomfortable.". Because if it was anything other than. that, I think it should be in the. documentary. You know, but I just, you know what? If 30 minutes. is just so unhinged, Spike, he's just. talking about flat earth.

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could drop dead right I could die and. and and statistically you know probably. with the vaccine you won't or whatever. is what they say but any anything like. that you I could die when you're laying. there in bed going this could take a. turn for the worst and I could die you. start realizing the value of existing. and how many people are on this planet. but don't exist. You know what I mean?

Like they don't exist. And they don't. exist. It's it's it's not because they. shouldn't or they don't have the value. as human beings. They don't allow. themselves to exist. They don't allow. themselves to be the person that they. potentially could be if they had a. little bit of guts, a little bit of. balls. But even beyond that, if they. just stop giving a [ __ ] stop adapting, stop pretending you like things you.

don't. Stop pretending things make sense. to you when they don't. When things. don't make sense, go, "That doesn't make. sense to me.". Yes, it'll upset people probably. depending on what you're saying doesn't. make sense. If it's a configuration of. ordurves, it might not upset people. When it's 9/11, it will. But that's. okay. But you go because you could drop. dead tomorrow and would you want to be. remembered for something or would you. want people to say like that person.

really was like a person like that. [ __ ] You were a defined person. You existed. You had beliefs and. thoughts and you you you you you you. came to them through a journey and some. of them evolved and changed but you. stuck to them. You weren't completely. wishy-w I respect and let me be careful. about how I say this. Can I be careful about how I say this?

Who do you respect more? Your aunt who's on another diet every. week or a fat pig shoving a hogy down. their throat? Who do you respect more? your friend who started reading about. politics 16 minutes ago and is now an. expert on international relations or the. Taliban. Who do you respect more?

Who do you respect more? somebody who's. trying. to be something that everybody will like. or Lori Lightfoot, a demon. sent to earth from hell. [laughter]. I know. I know who I respect. You can decide who you respect. There's. nothing worse than like somebody who's.

wishywashy. And I I've changed my mind. There's. nothing wrong with changing your mind, but it comes from a core idea of. what is and isn't real. We're barely. talking about right and wrong anymore. We're talking about reality. And that's. the other thing people don't realize. It's not even a right and wrong. paradigm. It's reality or wherever you. are, whatever planet you're on.

It's very, very interesting. But we hope. you come see us live. UK shows are going. to be announced soon. So everybody who's a fan in the United. Kingdom, Scotland, Ireland, the UK, we may be coming hopefully as. soon as January. Wouldn't that be. amazing? If you're coming as soon as January, wouldn't this be amazing? We don't know.

yet. We're trying and that is happening. The Beacon Theater in New York City is. almost sold out. And I will say this, this is kind of wild, right? I usually. don't do the emotional like the journey. is so beautiful because I just don't do. that, right? I don't do that. I don't I. don't tell you to vote. I don't tell you. to get vaccinated. I don't tell you to. be a good father. I don't tell you to be. a good friend. I don't tell you to watch. your children. I don't tell you to read. I don't tell you to have interest. I. don't tell you to be honest. I don't.

tell you to respect the cops. I don't. tell you to respect criminals. I don't. tell you to get a good job and provide. for your family. I don't tell you to. finish college. I don't tell you not to. do drugs. I don't tell you not to drink. I don't tell you to do drugs and I don't. tell you to drink. I don't tell you to. get a rescue dog. I don't tell you to. abuse animals. I don't tell you to. donate money to abused animal shelters. The reason I don't do any of that is I. don't give a [ __ ] [laughter]. You understand? You're going to do what you do anyway.

Okay, that's what people have always. done. People make a lot of money telling. you what to do and that's great and you. keep giving them that money cuz money's. got to go somewhere. But my only. interest is making you laugh and. occasionally think. So I tend not to get. on some big like you can do it. Just. believe and try and go [screaming] and. you because you probably can't do it. whatever it is, right? The reason you. think you can do it is because you're. insane. You're either on too many or not.

enough drugs. But there are things you can do and I. don't know what they are. So I can't. give a vague blanket Gary Vee statement. say you can do it. That might mean. kidnapping a child. I don't know what's. in your head. You can do it. Some guy. goes great and they run into a school. with an Uzi. I don't want that on my. conscience. So you see how I keep it. But I will say I will just say that it. is cool to start doing comedy 11 years. ago in a coffee house in Long Island,

New York, and to sell out the Beacon. Theater. That is really cool. I'm not. going to make any type of, you know, I'm. not going to thank all of you because. you had nothing to do with it. You. understand? You understand? Okay. You didn't have anything to do. with it. Okay, Ben. does, but you don't. You have something. to do with it in a tangential way. Sure. And I love comics and God bless. And.

listen, if there's so many more. inspirational, motivational, better like. I get it. And am I grateful that you buy. tickets to my show? Yes. But I want to. make you laugh. If I thank you too much, I feel like I don't have to do my job. I. have a job to do and I try to do it. And. I think our interaction makes sense. You. give me money. I give you content. You. think it's funny. We move on. Maybe we. meet each other in real life. Maybe you. come to my show and you're good-looking. and you send me a picture of yourself.

And then you say you don't want to hook. up with me. Uh but you'd like [ __ ] my. opener. And then I'm like, wait, what? This isn't the way it works. You know, also come out of the closet. No one. cares. You're 24. Anyway, point is this. What I'm saying is that it is cool that. I I get to do that. I feel lucky that I. get to do it. Obviously, whatever. There's a lot of work that goes into it, but it's a cool thing if you guys want. to be there. And there will be no moment.

in the show where there's any like. emotional like I just want to say. that you gave me the shut up. Shut up. In a few years, I'm going to end up like. brandishing a gun in a diner. How silly will it look. that that's my ultimate inevitable end? How silly will it look me getting emo at. the Beacon Theater and telling everyone. I love them when I just know because I'm.

Irish and because I am me that there is. very little chance I make it out of this. without brandishing a gun at a diner. And I'd rather people go back to the our. earlier things I've done and said he had. such self-awareness. He even predicted. that he would brandish a weapon in an. ery. And he was right. You see, it's. about consistency. But if you want to be. a part of the Beacon Theater audience, we're doing a great show there. There. aren't a lot of tickets sold out. I. mean, there's not a lot of tickets left,

which is pretty damn cool that whatever. we're doing here is resonating with. people. That's cool. But I'm not going to be like, you know, a whole new world, you know, it's it's. fine. I. Everyone on YouTube does that. Every. social media person is and I watch, you. know, some of these social media guys. and they were like, "It's just me and. you forever. We built this forever.". It's like all these social media, you. know, people. And I just feel like I. just want to tell all of you listening. right now, we did not build this.

together. I don't even know who you are. truly. And I think that's why you listen. to this show because I think you're fed. up with people you don't know telling. you that you built something with them. and you did something together. We did. very little together. Very little. together, but we have a good interaction. We have. a fair interaction. It's fair. It's. fair. I give you something, you give me. something. There's fairness to it. And I.

think that that is I think that's all we. can ask for. That's all we can ask for, you know. Uh, but this is what it is, folks. This is where we're at. We're. we're we're lucky enough to do some. really really cool [ __ ] And I think the. Beacon Theat's maybe one of the coolest. things I've done. I don't know. I don't. know. Maybe Rogan Alex Jones might beat. it to be honest. That's just because of. the medium, though. 30 million people. I. mean, that's just big, right? the beacon, you know, be 2600.

self-entitled New York [ __ ]. You know, I'm excited about it. I just, let's be honest, I have to call a spade. a spade. I just wish the Beacon Theater. was located in like, you know, I don't. know, Rodchester or some, you know, some. hellish I just need these upper westside. [ __ ] to walk in and be like, I don't. really whatever. It's fine. I get it. just be a bunch of. people at, you know, at diners. afterwards going like, I get like what. he's doing. I get what he's doing. I get.

why it works. And then at that point, I walk into that. diner with a gun. and I and I say, "Hey, how are you?" And I grab their hand and. they look a little they're like halfway. happy and halfway scared because they. don't know if it's real yet. And neither. do I. But I just looked at them. And I. said, "I want to let you know we built. this together." And then I blow my. brains out on the diner table and my.

brain matter goes in all of their food. because that's what we built together. That's truly what we built together. Okay? That's what we built. The inevitable decay of our minds and. our bodies that we fight is coming. The only thing we're building together. is death. Truly. And that's what I would say to those.

rich entitled [ __ ] And by the way, thank you for buying tickets. I don't. I'm not. I'm just saying. I have a weird relationship with New. York right now. Some of it I love. I. love some of it and then some of it I. just, you know, you know, it's missing a Lori Lightfoot. Our mayor, Bill Delasio, is not uh. cartoonish in a funny way.

He's not. He's just It's just stupid and. it's embarrassing. To bring it to bring it full circle, you don't have many choices in this. world. You don't. There's a few different people you can. be. You can be the limo driver who gets. yelped about or you could be the liar. yelping about the limo driver. There's other options. There's other. configurations. There's shades in.

between. But. those are kind of the two. I mean, it's. the halves and the have nots, right? I. mean, there's disparities. Sad. I don't. like it. It's the way it is for the. moment. things may change, you know, and. you know, you could be the person that. says, "I bet the official story of 911. is 100%. accurate." And by the way, if we're not. going to include any of the skepticism.

uh of the official narrative in the. documentary, what is the documentary. again? Trauma porn, jerking off to. people jumping out of the buildings. Yeah. talking to victims, the families. of people that died in it and their. crime. Who gives a [ __ ] about that? Who wants to hear that? Truly, is there anything new? Is there anything new.

or are we just going to go on about the. same nonsense? It is a tragic day and a lot of great. people died and that's [ __ ] horrible. But I don't know that we need to. endlessly relive it unless we're going. to relive it with a little bit of a a. cold, sober, emotionless look at it. But. we don't want that. See, the last thing. we want is to look at any of these. events without emotion because then they.

don't make any sense. You see? [laughter]. You understand? The chaos serves a purpose. The chaos is. the point. The chaos is the point. The. point is not how did Afghanistan get so. bad? It's the point. [laughter]. Do you understand? Why does Lori Lightoot not know what. she's dressing and she's a goon? She. knows. It's the point. It's the point.

What What is it? What is confusing and. perplexing you is the point. Do you. understand. what you look at and go why. people are putting out there hoping that. you are in that state of confusion, panic, you don't understand. You're not. supposed to understand. In fact, you're not supposed to understand to the.

degree that you give up. That you give. up even trying to understand. That's why people's behavior is so. insane. And then you go, "Oh, wait a. minute. Teenagers. act out. It's it's for the purpose of. acting out. They want you to be thrown by their. moods. Their mood swings, yes, hormonal, but they have control over them. But,

you know, they're like th you don't. understand me and slamming the door and. they're goth one day and they're. whatever stoner the next day and then. and they're trying on all these. different identities. They don't know. who you are, but they just want. attention. The point is that eventually. you give up and let them be a person. That's the point is that eventually you. as a parent go, "Hey, she'll figure it. out or he'll figure it out." Okay, that's the point. That's the point here. The chaos.

that unfolds. is the actual point. And when you wrap your head around that. idea and the media's job is to sell the. chaos like a new TV show that has season. premiieres and season finales and hooks. and reveals and there's and there's. stakes and there's things that are and. there's many moving parts and it's all.

we're all just trying to figure it out. so that things can go back to peace. But. we don't want that. We want things uh. the people the powers that be the idea. that like anybody wants things to make. sense ever again. If things made sense, these people would not only be out of a. job, many of them would be on death row.

Truly. So in order for the world to keep going, things actually can't ever make sense. again. Ever. So their investment. their investment is making sure that the. leaders have balloon pants and they're. crazy and their spectacles and the chaos. is entertaining.

and you're watching but you give up. trying to make sense out of it because. that is the biggest threat. making sense of this nightmare, you will. then have the clarity to go, "Wait a. minute. Something is rotten. Something's. very wrong here.". But not if things stay turbulent.

You know, in bad turbulence on a flight, you don't go, "Where the [ __ ] my. drink? What's going on?". bad turbulence, you just you you grab. the seat and you pray and you look out. the window and you hope to God that. whatever force is keeping the plane in. the air, whatever it is, whatever force. you want to call that, you hope that. that holds up. You hope that that is.

real. You hope that the thing keeping you. above the ground exists. You can't see. it, feel it. You don't understand it. You didn't listen in that class. You. don't get it. You have a rudimentary. understanding of science morally more. biology because you like Googled your. dick, but you don't understand physics. or you don't get it. But you're you're. hoping you're grabbing. the the the the seat and and that's the.

the point we're in now. We're kind of. grabbing the seat and at a certain point. in extreme turbulence, you actually give. up. You'll actually give up and resign. yourself to death. Truly, and I've. talked to people that have been in bad. turbulence where they go, a peace washes. over you because you're getting ready to. die. You are getting ready to actually. leave your body. You've made peace with. it. You've had the moment. Your life has. ran through your eyes. You're you're.

you're there and the plane is pitching. and weaving and it's very very bad and. you're looking at the stewartes and. they're crying and and and at that. moment when you're on that plane, the. only thing that you're going to be happy. that you did was said, "Listen, [ __ ]. We have the [ __ ] camera. The driver. never entered your [ __ ] house. You're a [ __ ] liar. You're going to be happy you did that. That's the only thing you're going to be.

happy you did. Okay? The chaos is the. point. But every now and then you can. even say [ __ ] you to.