#264 - Time Is A Fat Circle | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show i'm here joined by uh old. friend of the program. podcaster. hilarious person uh ray kump is with us. hello thank you for having me thank you. uh. getting over. covet 19 baby i finally got it. were you did you eat a pangolin. i. i don't know how i got it but i just um. it was probably just because every.

everybody i know has it everyone in la. has it. it's this you're vaccinated so it's you. know it's helping you. i mean you know what's so funny no you. could tell that no one has any trust in. the vaccine because as soon as you tell. people you have it they're like oh my. god. oh my god and i'm like well i'm. vaccinated i'm supposed to be okay right. you're like dude be careful literally. people were texting me like be care i'm. like and these are the same people they.

were like you got to get faxed. as soon as you get it they're like how. long do you have yeah they're like it's. my aunt's texting me she's like it's. scary it's very scary i'm like i thought. the whole idea. was that you got the vaccine so that you. you wouldn't you wouldn't be inundated. with texts like are your affairs in. order. no one wants. people are addicted to. the death drama now yes no one we can't. go back we're not going to go back to. like you know occasionally someone dies.

and we're fine we just live our lives if. people don't have a death every day to. talk about or someone dying or someone. in the hospital they're going to lose. their minds it gives their lives meaning. yeah it gives you realization now yeah. it's a death culture it's a good point. and what's interesting about. um having this is it is you know. worrisome you know you try to stay off. the internet when you have it right. because there's always like a case. there'll always be something to read.

about. where you go oh [ __ ] you know right. um some there's always someone who's. died of everything like everything out. there you could die of someone has right. and. what's interesting about kovan now is. people act like it's the only thing. killing people in america right like. it's the only thing this is a country. okay that has mass shootings an insanely. high homicide rate an opioid crisis. school shootings all the time uh insane. rates of cancer heart disease all kinds.

of problems um suicide ptsd. untreated mental illness horrible roads. traffic accident but people act like. covet is just the only danger out there. cops are fighting hookers with like. their throats cut going look hove it's. getting nasty. which fear which variant is this yeah. which variant is this where i shoot an. innocent black guy in a 7-eleven parking. lot. what varian is that i don't know.

um. you know i went so i went i got this. monoclonal antibody infusion which. really helps it's the same thing they. gave to trump. and uh you know being bigger now i'm. gonna try to really lose weight now. because this is not going anywhere. covered clearly and it's just gonna. survive why lose the weight. well i just think it's still it's a. better idea i got to prepare for. whatever the next variant is going to be. sure. the next variant's going to be like this. it's going to be hilarious you're going. to be like. not only does the vaccine not help the.

next variant it hurts. they're gonna be like are you vaccinated. well then the next variant's gonna [ __ ]. you up. watch the [ __ ] out. right. so uh i i went and i got this monoclonal. antibody infusion it's made by a company. called regeneron. which is um. the thing that trump got now i don't. know why it's not widely available it is. kind of like a miracle. drug i feel much better in in under 48.

hours really i felt better in 24 hours. i mean it's hard to mass produce when. you're based out of uh argentina using. old nazi science right. well. well what's good about texas is all the. doctors here are cueing on so they'll. literally. they'll do anything right. like when i went in the doctor's like. did you get back so i was like yeah he. was like all right like he wasn't like. good for you or he goes ah all right. and then he goes like this he goes you. want survivor mektin. and i went well i don't know.

and he goes how about this he calls me. up he goes why don't you go to a website. it's going to tell you all about the. ivermectin. he didn't even say he didn't say what. iver mech thing is he's just like he's. like he's like watch the trailer yeah. he's like have you seen zeitgeist. [Laughter]. uh no he he goes he calls me because how. are you doing after the antibodies i. said good. uh he goes okay because you want some. ivermectin and i went well i don't.

really know i'm like. i don't know that i need it i feel. better he goes listen just go to this. website and it'll tell you all about it. he goes these doctors he goes they're. highly. peer reviewed he goes they're well. published he goes they're well known and. he goes so i go to the website and and. i'm not saying anything about ivor. mechden i'm sure it has success and the. people that believe it or whatever but. like brett weinstein is being. interviewed on this website. brad weinstein's not a doctor though.

he's not a doctor he's perhaps a doctor. of something but whatever he's like not. a doc so it's very interesting. like. what. i'm looking at youtube link it's. [Applause]. i if you want to take ivermecting link. in bio. yeah no it's it's literally a [ __ ] i. forget what it's called it's called it's. like the covid coalition or something. oh that's that i forget the name of it i. i wish i had the name of it right and. it's like the um.

let me try to find it. and uh it's a website where they just. have all these different. there's garyvee on there. okay it's called covetedcriticalcare.com. flccc alliance frontline coven 19. critical care alliance. we thank you for your continued support. this is starting to remind me of the. mortgage crisis so if you go to this it. just is like a bunch of.

interviews with people and one of them. is. dr pierre cory and paul marrick discuss. the suppression of good science and more. with brett weinstein. dr corey on how ivermectin defeats the. variants blah blah blah so. it's just so funny i was like okay i've. never been told by a doctor before to go. to a website. you know why though is because when the. trial happens and it's like and so you. advise mr dylan to take ivermectin no. you're no actually to clarify i send him.

to a website he made his own decisions. he says no there's no doctor advice. going. it's like he's selling you a speed ball. yeah the doctor calls me because listen. uh we've had a lot of success with a new. drug have you heard of the compound. media network. i want you to log on to compound media. and uh i mean listen maybe it works i. don't know but i mean i i feel better my. oxygen levels are good i walk walking. two or three miles a day. um. did you take the effortmectin no i have.

a script for it i picked it up i was. like hey if i if i felt bad i was gonna. take it right it's like seven pills a. day or something. that's that's a lot of pills it's a lot. of pills um but i made it through but. you you've never had this as far as you. know. kovit no i'm i'm uh i'm a very healthy. man. and i've managed to keep it uh keep it. up at bay. with my uh physical acumen. well and you don't leave your home. i leave occasionally i mean i go out to. dinner i go to the movies.

i've seen four or five movies since they. reopened how 1950s of you you like i go. to the dinner i go to the movies. you know no but i i'll walk around and. yeah my girlfriend lucy she walks you. know she leaves the house a lot so you. know if she caught it i would get it. so you know i mean it's uh i think it's. not it's not tearing through new york at. the moment but yeah i'm sure it will. at some point yeah again the doctor. calls me back and he goes i want you to. watch a documentary.

sit down. you're gonna sit down you know that. jesus that jesus is actually based on. the sumerian myth. anyway take this pill. do you know. that jesus was based on horus. do you know that oh interesting that's. very interesting i'm like can you take. my blood pressure and sit down sit down. and relax for a little bit okay. you know our money's not backed by gold. did you know that.

it's backed by nothing. you understand. it's like hey what's what are my uh what. are my platelets uh account look like oh. uh you know debt is slavery. i'm a bitcoin maximalist. you know it's the only way to keep the. government in check i'm like i. understand is my oxygen good is it above. 95 how what what's the thermite paint. [Laughter].

it's also some of these doctors in texas. you go where did you go to school like. because some of them go to like texas. christian academy of jesus you know. well the weird thing is like don't a lot. of them go over like i know like when. people come from other countries they. like. can't their medical license can't. transfer for some reason but like aren't. a lot of those guys don't know they go. down to like south america to get their. licenses a lot of the times. isn't there a thing that they go to. brazil where they go they're like is. that true i didn't know that i don't. know or like or like some i think.

there's like i think there's like med. schools in the cayman islands that like. some of these guys go to. um. next to the banks that like you know for. all the money. i mean listen i'm happy though i got the. antibody infusion like i am glad that. they were like let's throw everything at. it. yeah no one's taking chances with you no. one no one thinks you're fighting it off. on your own. that's not true i'm white. this is disproportionately affecting. people that are non-white because they. don't get the uh. the blood of the children injected into.

them like you did well i was given it. because it's given it there is a group. in texas called. the society for the preservation of. white men. and. and that's who that's literally i'm not. even kidding that's who gave me the the. infusion that's who paid for it what. it that's who paid for the infusion. i swear to you. what why. it's it's about preserving european. heritage. um. that sounds sketchy. is it.

a little bit. i'm not sure we're getting out of here. [Music]. that's the reason i was able to get this. it said. to preserve the the lineage of europeans. i mean is are you really what they want. to preserve. this is what this is i don't i don't ask. you know. i don't ask um. what's going on in uh in new york. um you know it's it's.

it's fine i mean there's a lot more. uh homeless under the overpasses now but. you know they gotta go somewhere so you. have a camps now under like on meeker. avenue. uh that's the biggest difference i see. um. any people just walking around some of. them have mass some don't everyone's. just kind of. living there uh. living their best life. yeah i haven't gotten stabbed yet. no i mean you know it's gonna it's gonna. take a while for this [ __ ] to write. itself it's very weird.

and um. it's a very strange [ __ ] time. uh. to do anything. um you know or to plan anything you know. i mean i know that a lot of people have. tour i have a tour i'm pretty sure that. tours are gonna be okay. i think they'll just. you know basically. uh start requiring the vaccine. everywhere. as opposed to shutting things down. right that seems to be the direction. things are heading in other minds i have.

to get my excelsior pass. what is that new york. excelsior passes you're proof i guess. that you have the vaccine and you'll. need that to get into clubs and uh. restaurants. uh because i'm a man about town so i'm. gonna need my excelsior pass. how are they gonna keep track of all. this like who is gonna be checking this. some goon. yeah well look the same guy who [ __ ]. checks my id to go into some shitty bar. and it's like oh your license is expired. like when's the last time you've been. id'd. i mean some of these borrowers i mean.

they don't care they like you have to. have a license. passport. they'll literally check like an elderly. person they don't like because they're. morons like these are people who can't. be trusted to like do normal like to. have judgment so like their bosses tell. them like no like just you know. molest that old woman and make sure she. you know she's who she says yeah this. isn't a case by case you check everybody. right. i just love the idea of somebody looking. at you and going this 17 year old thinks. she's going to get over on me.

i don't know uh that um. any of this is gonna. actually be implemented in the way that. people want it to like you like i just i. just think it's gonna be pretty sloppy. and i think a lot of people are gonna. get lazy and go yeah whatever just come. in right what depends on the uh. it depends on the outfit i guess i mean. because i guess they can be huge if it. happens right like they can be uh it's. hard to prove where you got it right. like it's very difficult to prove how. and where you got it but i guess yeah.

the fear is litigious it's that you. could get sued. we should all just uh. i mean that's a good point like no one. there is no way we should all wear. sensors they should give you a sensor. like if i can like it goes in your arm. and just you know glows if you have. covered. how can they do that. how great would it be if tomorrow like. biden comes on tv it's like no vaccine. mandates. sensors in your arm.

said glow. if you have government he goes we've. heard the civil libertarians we get it. we're not doing vaccine passports. sensors in your body that will glow. a lovely like iridescent blue. if you have goven. i mean look and then do was you pl. people can be you know you have informed. consent then you can go i'm going to. avoid this man or i'm going to i'm going. to have sex with him either one certain. people are afraid of getting chips put. in them you want it.

i mean as long as they're functional i. mean you know those things that like. that amazon has those little buttons. that you can hit to order more like ritz. crackers there will be a period of fun. because we clearly are becoming these. hybrids. but there's going to be some real. there's going to be some real chaos. before we're perfected. look people like the people who uh uh. stewart the most whatever the word would. be uh who who poo poo on this uh this. biomechanic stuff or people who could.

use i could use a mechanical thyroid it. would help me yes you know like just. shove a car like a car battery into my. neck and like yeah get my metabolism. well the whole idea is if they do that. to you and then you decide to overthrow. the government. uh with your group of freedom fighters. they can turn you off. because they have a their they've. they've hacked you they can hack you but. they they can't even keep like you know. uh russian hackers from turning off the. damn like they're gonna like i i could. hack my my neck implant probably also if.

they give you a neck implant why would. you overthrow the government yeah. they're doing me a favor i'm in the best. shape of my life he just wants a neck. implant. it is very interesting let's say we're. all bionic and we're all running around. and like we feel and look great and. everything's regulated by a mainframe. computer there's probably no reason to. have a revolution. yeah like you know people want to [ __ ]. they want to eat and they want to you. know enjoy a show every once in a while. no but if you listen to america this is.

a country of. hardcore freedom fighters yeah but it is. because like there's no jobs and there's. no shows and there's no you know they. took away everything good yeah no one. was no one was rebelling when we were. just you know eating steaks all day and. no one cared about freedom when there. was game of thrones and you could sit. inside of chili's. yeah right it's nice yeah there's free. this freedom is a. freedom's really it's it's it's what you. have when things aren't going great. we used to talk about how like you know.

a few years ago even just like oh. they'll never rebel because you know we. have the ipod's too good we're the. iphone and like and the food's too like. plentiful and like they're they're. losing the like the bare fundamentals of. what kept this thing going like just. feed everyone fat and solve and like. [ __ ] like you know and give them a. good show every once in a while and now. they can't even do that well the woke. [ __ ] is ruined entertainment so you. don't have any entertainment. yeah i can't believe that the cia. look if it is a cia op there's a short.

site they have forget like agencies not. talking to each other the different. parts of the cia got to talk to each. other right there's woke division who. was like screwing up the mind control. division yeah no it's true it's the. biggest. [ __ ] like short play in history where. you're going to like you're going to. literally cause. a group of people who've been docile. their entire life to now start thinking. about like serious anti-government.

activity because every time they turn on. tv they're being scolded. right they're being do you think was. there some. argument going on in some back room or. it's like why did you kill epstein they. were eating pudding. they don't give a [ __ ] they don't care. okay that was the thing. it's a good point. like what if epstein was just convinced. to like hang three. somewhat irrelevant guys like he went. out and he was like okay it was new.

mexico governor bill richardson it was. some creepy physicist and give him some. celes some like low-level celeb and be. like it was uh topher grace toe for. grace. that's who it was. and then everyone in america would be. like [ __ ]. god damn it toe for grace. and then and it's it and then that's it. and then he goes to like some federal. prison. but they couldn't chance that dad did. they they they had to get rid of them. but do you get sad.

i mean sometimes yeah sure. but because of the variance you're also. like i can't. go to a therapist. no i look i mean i how can i i can't. leave my house i'm worried about getting. covered this is a catch-22. well. do you sometimes wish there was a. service. where you could get help. for your problems. i'm going to tell you i'm going to give. you a miracle. better help.

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celebrate it coming but it's so ready. here with your phone with tech with the. ability to kick you off the internet. with the ability to really kick you off. payment processors right so you get the. guy going oh no i'm on android i'm fine. right right. it's already here and not that we should. celebrate it and i'm not saying to. welcome it with open arms but it is. interesting that people that like. aren't aware of how. down the road we are on a lot of this.

stuff. yeah and look we were saying for years. and we were late on the tube it's not. like we were looking with pioneers but. like. the time for like doing anything was you. know probably 20 years just like climate. change probably 20 years ago right. we just can't like it would be hilarious. if we did have a revolution like like. the day before everything collapses. basically well we see what a revolution. looks like right it's a guy in a viking. helmet running around taking selfies. that was an american revolution make no.

mistake even though it wasn't a. revolution and it was laughable that was. just about. the level of revolution you're gonna see. in this country adults. wearing costumes. taking selfies. in the congress and putting them up as. their facebook profile pictures that's. about the level. of of real. revolutionary activity you're gonna see. can you imagine like trotsky. photocopying his [ __ ] and just racing. on the wall right.

right he's just sitting on a photocopier. like what are you doing leon he's like. shut the [ __ ] up he's taking photocopies. of his ass he's like we'll show him. i mean that's kind of where we're at. though i mean like you know when you. look at the january 6th thing and you go. that's that's pretty much. the most you're going to see because if. not then why didn't you see more then. yeah well i mean it's. you it's coming from so many different. angles too is a weird thing like you.

know the miss like. misinformation basically like the level. i mean the level of uh the kind of. people you're gonna get for a stop to. steal type thing when there really was. no. any reason to believe it like it was. right you're gonna get the real yahoos. so the chance. that like you know. when we stop when we stop saving babies. in the hospital which we will we'll just. we'll just you know we'll just kill. babies in the hospital you know when. they get the flu uh or whatever i'm just.

saying there's levels of like of decay. that's gonna happen despite the. infrastructure bill uh you might get a. little more. infrastructure bill that's the fix it's. the big fix. but um you know but i'm saying you might. you might get a little more of a. of a sampling of a different you know. less well you know you sit on the west. coast you see portland seattle you see. the antava people you see like people. that try to bomb some courthouses. you know they show up outside of. politicians houses and stuff and but. then the cops go and club them you know.

what was the last time there's an actual. terrorist attack that wasn't you know i. mean of course the. you know the mass shootings are just. individuals who have nothing to do with. any kind of uh concerted you know. conspiracy but you know. wink but uh yeah no actual terrorism. the last terrorist attack was the very. not shady boston marathon and before. that it was the very not shady 911 and. before that it was the very not shady. oklahoma city bombing that's where the. enemy is so much more had no idea about. anything that was happening either of.

those times despite mountains of. evidence to the contrary the fact that. they were the half the population of. elohim city yeah i mean despite having. successful infiltrations and all those. groups and an insane amount of yourself. what'd you say can you infiltrate. yourself right i mean no but i mean they. they had surveillance capability. uh on on on every person. who was involved. pretty much in all of those attacks.

the vast majority of those people uh it. does seem like sketchy like those people. just seem more waco seem more serious. and like the. oklahoma city bombing seymour like what. i mean i i do kind of take some pause. from like you know the level of. discourse in this country and things are. getting you know weird and cr and bad. but that being said it does seem more. clownish than it used to be like every. everyone even the white supremacist even. the and even the militant comment. everyone just seems more clownish.

yeah well because i think i think it's a. i think it's dawning on everybody that. this doesn't. get better. right like i think that that's something. that people are starting to. there's a capitulation. um whether it's knowingly or unknowingly. to the new reality to the new normal to. the idea that the violence is not going. to stop. uh the you know the the pandemic is.

gonna roll on and be what it's gonna be. the uh. the. gridlock in government and public health. policy. the. edicts and mandates that are handed down. that are selectively enforced. the politicians that you know have these. lavish birthday parties maskless while. requiring masks uh all of this is never. gonna stop it's gonna stop in maybe a. few years when delta's gone but they. will have another problem. maybe not a public health problem but. we'll have climate issues like you know.

these fires in california you have these. serious climate problems right right um. and then what's gonna happen you're. gonna have the elite go stay inside on. wednesday because the [ __ ] air is not. good how dare you and then what they're. going to wednesday they're going to be. having a luau. because they're going to have like an. oxygen tan up and they're all going to. be partying and that's not gonna change. because the planet is becoming less and. less hospitable. so what they're trying to do is figure.

out ways to keep the lid on things like. barely while they can dance and do conga. lines and [ __ ] kids on epstein's island. like they're just trying to figure out. how to keep it all. from bleeding out into the street do you. think this is purely speculative but do. you think over the next few decades the. level of luxury for these people. go declines as well. no. no i think it'll actually become more. technologically advanced like they will.

start purifying oxygen like. the level of luxury is only going it may. decline in the sense that like it may be. less important to have an opulent. mansion. than it is to have a well-guarded. compound with your own hospital like. you're not gonna have a beautiful you. know you made sandstone you may need. your own er now. so that may be the new luxury it may be. like how many wings. does your house have it goes well we. have one wing and it's a cardiac wing.

like we have our doctor like. that may be the new luck the new luxury. may be having like as these systems fail. which kind of interesting to think about. like as these systems fail. rich people may start thinking how much. of this can we do at home. the new yacht will be a school bus. buried underground with guns inside if. yes yes. perhaps. you know. i mean i do think then you're gonna also. have. you know air quality issues you're. having a lot of air quality issues on.

the west coast. right and that won't stop these fires. are not going to stop so. it's good it's it's already dystopian. but what's the next level after dystopia. um. just armageddon like apocalypse i mean. you know. flying hordes like horses of the. grim reapers here's what i don't. understand and maybe this is the vaccine. and we'll all realize this eventually. but like me and you have always said why. don't they just start giving people. drugs. yeah well like why.

why can't they give you something in the. mail that you could take that at least. makes this seem more fun. i mean is it any is it a coincidence of. the mortgage crisis and the iraq and. afghanistan wars and the torture. coincided with like the you know uh. the oxycontin crisis no it was like. listen yeah we're torturing people and. blowing up [ __ ] cup who gives a [ __ ]. get a pool you can afford it now you can. afford to drown in your own backyard.

take this pill and go in your pool. it doesn't look i i understand the. forest is dry can't they like i i know. it's a bit i don't know why they can't i. don't know why they can't but every year. it burns it's they can't they can't. bring sprinklers into it and just wet it. i mean it was like a lack of water but. like. near the ocean just dump ocean water it. doesn't work there's too many acres of. wick forest ready to just burn at any. moment it's just hot it's dry and hot. do you hear those hoe you know those. hoses that they make that like yeah that.

irrigate you they seep out the sides of. the hose just get get some of that. yeah what's this infrastructure all. about then we don't need another bridge. we just need to get some hoses i mean. when you drive around flint michigan or. when you drive around any of these. places you go. more and more of the country's probably. going to start to look like that. did they ever fix the water did they. i don't know. i didn't drink any water it would be. amazing if they fix the do all this. infrastructure stuff they never fix. flint well they probably won't but right.

more and more of america will start to. look like those places because. people are just going to leave cops will. leave cops go i don't want to do this. [ __ ] gig right if they if they have. any other option. um. and then you have like. you know. flight people just leaving and then and. then the people that are stuck there are. gonna have to live in these hellish. conditions and then you know these. become like a no man's land where people. just don't go and. you know i think unfortunately over the.

next 20 30 years. 50 years whatever. you're just gonna see more i mean. sikorsky helicopters keep large. percentages of connecticut employed. if they leave. connecticut becomes to detroit parts of. it. right. so yeah and people still worry about the. taliban because like oh like it. fosters terrorism what do you think it's. gonna happen in your ring of detroit. that's right. people don't know [ __ ]. right people don't understand yeah what.

happened to ghost towns like people used. to when it all dried up people used to. leave why i know people have it rough. but i mean like. should we be relocating these people get. them out like you know if the whole. thing's done which i get we're not. making cars anymore let's get out joe. biden comes out tomorrow he goes. two things this government's gonna do. number one. in your arm will be a sensor that will. glow. if you come and [ __ ] if you have. coronavirus number two we're doing the.

flint relocation project. where we're we're randomly picking. people to adopt a family from flint. michigan. yes we should be relocating these people. but the problem is. there's not a lot of places to relocate. them to like dude if you go to cleveland. ohio right. if you go to places like omaha nebraska. if you go to if you drive around this. country enough. the new yorks and chicagos and miami. and la these are the anomaly.

the vents can we just take them because. like cincinnati doesn't like people are. going to hate me for it but cincinnati. doesn't really need to be where it is. and neither is cleveland and then and. neither is like omar can we just make. like one or two like nice cities out of. them like. like just bringing home how do you make. the nice cities. you you get you you get a couple you get. look i'm sorry you get a foxconn we'll. build another foxconn we're gonna do it. anyway i mean. you. you have people.

what. we look we got outward robots. and we gotta outlaw. uh. you know we do need large factories for. like people so they could do math and. like work yeah i mean you look drugs. used to help when you you don't think. doc workers used to you know uh of. course do heroin of course he did no we. demonize drugs and we've demonized. um. the idea of like. the working man a working man should get. a fair wage to to work in a factory and.

do speed. the time when this country was built. right like the 1800s when like we we. fetishize the gilded age and all those. guys everyone was drunk. that's right like the amount of people. that's why prohibition happened for a. reason because everyone was just. plastered all the time on like cider or. whiskey or whatever no one was drinking. water and it was the most productive. time in american history except maybe. post-war america but that you know. uh i'm just saying like you know we used. to have a great relationship with drugs. and alcohol and and and this this.

puritanical. uh screed that we've gone on has ruined. it nancy reagan ruined this country. nancy really just said no just say no to. jobs apparently i gotta i gotta get my. kitchen floor i just had tile done i. gotta have it redone because you're. right it looks dirty there it looks like. streaks of dirt oh yeah like you just. went on a hike in the woods looks filthy. it's just the type of tile looks filthy. i don't want i don't want my house to. look like i live in flint.

after being like after having just a. discussion about how bad the world's. getting i'm like i gotta have the floor. read that but what do you want me to do. i'm just being honest. i mean is it uh is it is it ethically. sourced tile uh sure but i i i have to. now i have to just. you know. i i told the company i don't want to. work with them anymore. i i i said i'll pay you for the. materials but just drop it off at the. house i don't want i don't like the way. the guy laid the tile i don't like any.

of it also the guy who you were talking. about on the show last week or whatever. he's wearing laid to tile no he hired. some guy i just didn't love it but it's. really more the actual tile looks dirty. yeah no the first thing i thought was a. you know you were on facetime i thought. it was a facetime but no it's like. streaks of like you know it looks like. mud no it's bad it's really disgusting. these people are disgusting. and um but that's a look down here like. dirty kitchen floor. that's kind of a look here this is like. ranch hands and you know people are just.

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morons and they learn their lesson like. hey it took us 20 years to get this back. maybe we don't have next bin laden. hanging out over here but they didn't. really. well they took the country over but if i. was taliban i'd be like look the one. thing we don't do is have terrorist. camps that's right vibrate at taliban. that's what i would do because now we're. back in charge they can't look but then. the talmud is gonna be like but they're. telling us the u.s is telling us. don't fall for it again.

they're telling us. that's the thing don't fall for it. don't grade point don't fall for it. you're self-written 80s you kept falling. for it through the 90s like. when we tell you we want to train and. arm radical elements of your society. don't go in for that. i mean has there ever been a country. maybe for i don't want to like play the. typical you know uh whatever but you. know france is it gets accused of laying.

down for the nazis but like i'm saying. afghanistan they don't they don't seem. to be doing anything at least all the. american officials are saying like we. trained them like we like. we did all this they're not doing. anything to stop this the afghan you. know provisional government whatever. they call it or regular government. or the armed forces of i mean we've been. training them for 20 years at what point. are we like you know. yeah you got to defend your own country. maybe they just want you i mean it's a. great point michael tracy said on. twitter it's like how have we built this.

thing that collapses in like a day. maybe maybe we were just spending the. whole last 20 years like growing opium. i also don't think we ever want any of. this to work. yeah. well we we we want a reason to go back. yeah well we want we want to collapse i. mean maybe that's the thing maybe that's. the play is that like look we're gonna. like we're gonna go back but we need a. year or two where it gets real bad we're. like we can point to like look they're.

making the women wear dog collars again. we can't allow this like you know it was. too good for too long in afghanistan. yeah. it's very strange and i don't know. what's gonna go down i just know that. we've got really a few peaceful years. left on this planet before it gets a. hell of a lot worse. um. and uh i just it's tough to tell people. that served the country. like the people that are joining the. military now it's like god bless them.

i mean it's still better than working at. walmart i guess i guess you're right. that's a good point. that's not why it's not he's not getting. a job at ford. right. yeah i mean it's it's because now. there's we now know. like it's the proof is really out there. that like. nothing is is going to work. no i mean like. should it be. should the armed forces now just have a. sign that says you will die in vain.

like there's i mean no way. there's no way you won't dive in unless. somehow like you save a bait on one of. these missions that makes sense to no. one that's doomed to failure maybe you. like save a baby and that's your good. but pretty much. or you're chris kyle and you shoot the. baby right. dude so ben. ben. uh. goes out you know their friends in texas. and like all the people here in texas.

think chris kazaka here like they they. like they believe like everything you. know like they're just like they're like. you ever see the movie american sniper. you ever see it. you ever see that movie zero dark 30. what it's a clown show it's a it's uh. they'll hate y'all hey jesse ventura i. think he's a. american. scum yeah so what was. he's dead now right.

chris kyle basically in his book said. that jesse ventura was like at some seal. funeral navy seal funeral and just like. saying the guy deserved to. die and like and have some fight with. him and like which is like even. look i know he goes on tv and talks. about the loch ness monster but i mean. the guy was like basically a seal like i. don't i don't think he's like just. saying he's jessie ventura alive or dead. oh he's alive okay yeah he's an. interesting guy to get on the show. oh he'd be great to talk to.

yeah i mean you know i mean look just. don't ask him about the harp gun he gets. he's a little uh. things get a little hazy when you talk. about stuff like that but why i think he. knows he's just like he doesn't really. have a. he casts a wide net. what the weather gun is that what you. mean by the harp gun i'm just saying. he's definitely a strong filter i think. he wanted to fill that show up with like. you know. topics so like some good points about. about 9 11 and some other weird [ __ ] it. does yes i'm saying it's just you know. but then they might start going off.

but the harp gun is the real problem. there is a covet god would you like. jesse. say on stay on foot stay focused i take. ivermectin in my [ __ ]. it's not gay. it's what's going off my navy seals navy. seals are all deserved deserve what they. get. shield team six was a bunch of [ __ ]. [Laughter]. bin laden's an american [ __ ] hero.

how great would it be if he just went. completely insane. i love osama bin laden and the bin laden. family. he's just. doing like praying to mecca yeah the. only god is allah the only true god is. allah. he should open up we we should like. we should. we should see how far we can get. telling him we're like big investors and. that we want to open up a conspiracy.

theory restaurant with him like directly. conspiracy fridays you'd get a meeting. like you'd absolutely get a meeting if. like you were like jesse we really want. to open up like a conspiracy. theory. conspiracy themed restaurant like an. applebee's or a fridays or an outback. you know but instead of like boomerangs. and kangaroos on the wall we have like. syringes pictures of building seven and. [ __ ] like you know. the northwoods nachos are my favorite.

like things like that. mk ultra feast yes okay. i mean we i always wanted to do a. conspiracy theory line ice creams we. talked about it on the patreon but ice. cream is so hard you can can't do it you. can't ship it you can't make any money. i've always wanted to make my own line. of ice cream. that conspiracy hot sauce maybe no i i'm. sick of the sauces. i can't taste anything right now food is. still good which is how you know that. like. you you have a problem with food is it.

when you can't taste anything food's. like still you're still looking forward. to it. people like how can you eat i'm like i. can eat you just don't taste it you just. keep eating. but. i'm eating a lot healthier now i'm just. eating nothing inflammatory because of. the covert which i think in a few days. i'll test negative. um. but. the uh. what you may call it the um. yeah i've always wanted to make a line. of ice creams and sell them but very. expensive. to a very small select group of people.

like we'd have to literally we'd. probably have to charge something stupid. for a pint of ice cream. 50 bucks something like that people. might buy it you got i think you're. right. well you had a great like we had some. good ideas about like jeffrey egg cream. where we'd have like. we'd have like an egg cream style ice. cream. with like um. like uh a fudge ripple and then like. little chocolate girls. or we'd have like the uh. sweet um.

jet fuel doesn't melt sweet cream. and we'd have like a 911 themed ice. cream like we you know we had a whole. thing. controlled demo licorice something like. that joan bernier ramsay which had. beignets and they had a chicory coffee. swirl it was a new orleans theme even. though they're not from there but. you know. yeah. but you know we we. we have i think if we got jesse ventura. like got his people. and we're like you know does he still. have people i mean he's just some guy. now isn't he like start a business it's.

a great question like all these people. that are like small business owners how. do you even start a business. like in this cut like how much ca you. need so much capital to just start. anything. oh your mortgage your house or your. parent's house it's usually happening i. mean for a small small business like. right uh and it'll fail like you know i. mean like anyone who like lasts more. than two years like my nose can we take. like a hundred grand and just start a. coffee house that's gonna fail but it'll. be hilarious. yeah i mean you know what i mean like.

can i just release. a space and start. like a coffee house and like literally. do that like put crazy [ __ ] on a wall. like can we do all of that oh sure yeah. yes. yeah 100 but there's all the legal. things about hiring people but what if. we just hire our friends like devin and. i done. yeah i mean basically you just kind of. you know called uh. you you just call it uh. you hire him as models basically.

interesting. yeah. okay. so you can't you know they they just. work for hire. yeah it's not like that like it's not. what like hooters does or someone or cuz. what if we really could succeed with. like a restaurant we just don't even. know it. yeah i mean just a bucket of a bucket of. spaghetti it was real real real trash i. mean just you know no what if i'm not. kidding like what if we went to like. huntsville alabama and open a restaurant. called bucket of spaghetti.

no like hear me out. well you would get buckets of spaghetti. yeah and like different sauces like. there'll be pesto sauce. oh no butter sauce. what'd you say peanut butter sauce yeah. that's not a bad idea um. peanut butter and jelly pasta. yeah bucket. buckets we shouldn't even be talking. about this we're going to steal this. this is a good idea. wiley dufresne used to do peanut butter. pasta wd-50 in new york it was a very. like conceptual restaurant oh really. i think he did well here's the thing we.

don't we don't have utensils. you have to just eat out of the bucket. like a pig like a trough. yeah what if we had something called the. trough where like you had to put your. face in it. yeah i mean we have. it'll be really fun if we just if we we. handcuff your hands behind your back to. the chair. like you just you just have to like. you're in a pie eating contest i don't. know if insurance would go in for that. no but i think like i'm like not even. kidding like i think like if you just. had a restaurant called bucket.

and it was like bucket of nachos it's. called johnny buckets jolly buckets. and anything you want it's in a bucket. yeah. yeah you uh let me get you you could. choose let me get three chicken wings. uh a quarter pound of pasta some bread. some peanut butter and jelly and they. just put it in a bucket and just mash it. together yeah bucket it's like it's like. it's like it's like stone cold creamery. yeah the drink yeah cold snow cream the. drinks are in a bucket. everything's in the bucket and it's. cardboard. it's better for the environment no.

plastic. yeah. you put the drink the soda like in the. bucket together so there's one big slop. yeah. bucket it's bucket life yeah and and. it'd be and then and we'd sell shirts. and the shirts would say [ __ ] it i'm. getting a bucket. i wonder if kfc does that [ __ ] it i'm. getting a bucket probably not they. should i mean they they think they think. they're being a reference but they're. you know they're too much of a. it's cowardice um tell people where they. can find you you listen to the comp.

podcast uh it's on youtube and wherever. you get podcasts very funny show uh. follow me on twitter and instagram. raycomp um are you enlisting in the. military to fight uh how are you letting. them lose kabul. i've sent them sure we start tweeting at. potus. why are you letting them lose. kabul this is. saigon all over again how dare you. it's gonna be bad. yeah.

i mean you know russia and china are. standing by them. why aren't they why why they hate us so. much like china at this point with the. uber ugly muslims or whatever shouldn't. they like are you trying to get any. blame in this world anymore. why are we the great satan you know why. i think china just kind of just does it. and shuts up about it like we. we would do that to the weaker muslims. but then like we'd make like a movie. about how like we're like they're. working at the north pole. you know what i mean we do a movie about.

how they're like santa's helpers and. then people would find out the reality. and they'd be like yeah they those. muslims they gave them jobs at the toy. shop and they'd be like no they didn't. they tortured the [ __ ] out of them so. when you find out what we're really. doing it's so strikingly different from. what we're purporting to do that people. get upset whereas china's just like yeah. i guess people got they got caught they. got tortured. and there's something i don't know maybe. there's something refreshing about that.

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