#262 - We're Back | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show from los angeles california. we are on the road in irvine. doing shows in orange county the. birthplace of reality tv and subprime. mortgages. um not the birthplace of reality tv but. the birthplace of the genre of reality. tv. that uh we know now um. uh the real housewives of orange county. started there. and uh. subprime mortgages started there in. irvine. california irvine correct me if i'm.

wrong. it's one of the only cities that is. named after the company that's correct. yeah. and that's still very much the um. the feel of irvine california yeah what. is generally known as the city of irvine. is named after pioneering rancher james. irvine oh. but it's through this corporation. through irvine's 40 years of. incorporation. well no that doesn't mean anything.

the irvine company. oh the irvine company. is that why irvine was named i believe. so yes by james irvine and then they. named the city irvine after the company. okay. well countrywide home loans start at. nirvine which was the. i believe the largest. subprime. mortgage lender. on the planet i don't know if that's the. case but it was i believe it was. um and then countrywide.

uh expanded but i believe the beginning. of countrywide. was in irvine california. and the two biggest. areas for subprime mortgage banks were. irvine california and long island new. york and they are the same place. essentially you have a lot of rich. people. um you have a lot of people that. are always willing to jump into whatever. the latest scam is.

a lot of different types of sales people. and long island and irvine. you know they're both beach you know. communities um orange county and long. island rather not irvine but orange. county and long island are very similar. the types of people they're very similar. uh conservative politically. um. there's there's not a lot of culture in. orange county there's no culture in long. island there's none in orange county. either. um. and you know.

the the people are. uh differ slightly. but it's a very similar makeup of human. beings. a lot of tribal tattoos not a lot of. reading. a lot of people with boats. uh irvine has more like rock churches. you know orange county sorry i keep. saying irvine but irvine is nothing it's. a few buildings right but orange. county's got a lot of like churches. where people go and they rock out. um you know and they're just there and. they're you know they married an.

ex-baseball player and they're just. feeling it and jesus loves them jesus. wants them to have another boat. jesus wants him to be rich. like mosaic is one of those churches. where people just just get in there and. the tits are out. and the guys are there and their shirts. are unbuttoned down you could you know. you could see the gym you could see the. gains and they're in there and they're. just worshiping the lord and jesus wants. money. christ wants you to do well that's. orange county ethos. they moved out of la.

and they're like i'm going to find jesus. and um that's where all the tick tock. kids will eventually end out they go to. find jesus down in orange county 10. years later that's what happens and uh. and the shows have been really not great. they've not been fun at all i don't. think i'll ever go back i'm shocked at. how how like bad they've been even. though people are having a good time. yeah yeah i'm not having a good time and. my life is about me. so a lot of people like well i enjoyed. it but i don't care what you enjoyed i.

want to have fun and coming from boston. where comedy is just it's amazing. to uh. orange county and the room is the room. that we're in is big it's a big room and. you know it's hard to to to feel like. you're doing well even though you are. uh it's a big dave and busters really. that we're performing yeah you know it's. got what is it got 2 000 seats or i mean. it's stupid it's really big it's big. next to like a holistic people are. watching me on screens that are in the. room they're watching me on screens.

and then uh and you know i got to hang. out with people and like i don't know if. i'm we're gonna come back here. i don't know either it's not been a good. few days it's really not been good uh. you get away from this mental illness. for a while. and then you come back to it and you. realize it's it's actually not. preferable to anywhere else. it's really not there's like a few. restaurants i like but that's it you. know the guy opening for me goes like. this he goes uh he's like dude do you. think you know like la guy goes do you.

think like you'll have like a later. career. as an actor like daniel day lewis. and i said excuse me. are you asking me. if i think. that later on in my life. i will have a career similar to one of. the greatest actors that's ever lived. daniel day-lewis. no are you going to be daniel day-lewis. is that part of your plan. we're telling jokes in a mall.

in irvine california. but this is the disease here. you know. the manager of the club comes in he's. got like a mask on he's like you know. your agent came back he goes. they think i'm like some guy working. here but i'm the regional manager they. don't know that hey who gives a [ __ ]. who gives a [ __ ]. it's chuck e cheese it's a comedy club. it's chuck e cheese. well i mean.

you have a [ __ ] bandana. over your face. nobody knows who you are. you know. i mean. i never say anything good about my. agents but in this case they're in the. right. you can't demand that people respect you. if if you're covered in uh darth vader. mask and nobody can tell who you are. it's it's not a rational belief. you hear that the sirens.

i mean. this may not be it i got to be honest i. don't know if we're coming back i don't. know we're not coming back till next. year and it may not even be then. something's. different here it's not good. masks are back on the variants are back. you know. i just want to. i just want to get to a point where you. can get through this and simone biles. uh dropped out of the uh olympics. she is a gymnast uh considered the. greatest of all time yes and uh her.

sister tweeted. y'all are all about mental health until. it no longer benefits you. i can't imagine being that inconsiderate. whoo. she's basically saying lay off her. sister right lay off simone and i. believe that too listen the olympics is. a scam and a waste of everyone's time i. don't care who shows up to work why are. we even having it this year it's dumb. why would we care about excellence in.

athletics we care about it literally. nowhere else. and i get it she's having mental. problems the problem with that i have. now with what i consider to be. the fetishization. of mental health is this. number one. i've been very clear about my own circ. my own family my mother being a. schizophrenic. and that. uh impacting the way that i feel.

about. mental health because i see a lot of. people. on social media that have diagnosed. themselves. with many different disorders i don't. know how accurate they are i don't think. it's a good idea to diagnose yourself. from an instagram post. and read that and go that sounds like me. i'm that now it's becoming. a weird identity for people and i'm not. saying there aren't legitimate instances. of mental health but athletes this is my.

thing with athletes. and i got to be careful about how i say. this because it's going to come off uh i. don't know how it'll come off. when it comes. to athletes and mental health. i think the biggest. thing to consider here. is that athletes. don't have minds. do you see what i mean.

that is not why we know who they are. they aren't shouldn't why are we telling. them. to be. self-actualized. human beings. their body is their temple and their. mind only works. as the operating system of their body. their mind should not be. this uh. you know. flourishing and important part of what. they do.

their mind should be uh simply like. taking order giving orders to their body. so when we have somebody like simone. biles. um having these problems. um. we we we we have to really look at. um. are we telling athletes to think too. much. are we telling them. to be. too involved in their in their own. you're you're supposed you're not.

supposed to think too much about what. you're doing because it's stupid. [Music]. it's dumb. you balance on a bar it's dumb. if you think too much about it you will. lose your mind and go insane you're. getting millions and millions of dollars. to do something that's essentially silly. it's silly. you're you're doing a tumba salt. it's not.

something that you should spend an. inordinate amount of time thinking about. truly you whether you're throwing a. basketball into a hoop. or throwing a ball down a v all of it is. silly it's important we need it it. distracts people from the pandemic and. the wars and the economy and the no. health care and the no jobs and their. kids on heroin and the town's falling. apart and violence is in the street it. distracts them you need that.

but i think the people that are great. athletes i'm sure some of them have been. reasonably intelligent but the vast. majority of people that get really good. at sports do so because their minds are. not. the thing that drives them in life. and nor should they be now there are. certain sports where. obviously it is important but again like. god people can say oh golf you got to. have a strong mind to compete in golf i.

yes but they're idiots. if you get any of the guys on the pga. tour and talk to them they're not smart. none of them are intelligent they're not. how can you be intelligent you have to. devote so much of your life to swinging. a club and hitting a ball in a hole you. can't be smart you literally cannot. they're not smart people. none of them. when you see an athlete that's like can.

string a sense together you're floored. because you don't expect that nor should. you. they get their. enjoyment out of life from competition. competing and they need to have mental. toughness i'm not saying this woman. should be castigated but i'm also not. saying she should be celebrated. um for her issues and her problems. um. mental toughness is part of athletics it. has been for a long time and the reason. that the greatest players have been able.

to be mentally tough is because a lot of. them are stupid. that's what. that's the point. they don't think that much. mental illness is very common with. people that have a lot of thoughts. if you can quiet your mind. quiet it down. so that you can like you know. really become a machine. that's how you get to be a great athlete.

you know i mean. that's what people are gonna be offended. at this. oh you're fat you don't know what. athletics is uh you're an idiot hey. hey. they're [ __ ]. but they're great that's the point. the point is that they're stupid people. who are able to do an amazing thing. physically and we pay them lots of money.

if they weren't able to do that what. would they be doing. can i ask you that. if athletes were not able to do athletic. things what would they be doing ceo. would they be running a hospital. no. they wouldn't be. they're doing this because. they're. they're driven by the need to compete.

and they're in great shape and they have. mental toughness. they have to be tough. mental toughness. is you. stupidity becomes a virtue. in athletics. and i don't mean you can't be savvy and. you can't be uh. you know. uh whatever funny. or but i'm talking about real. intelligence here uh these people don't. have it nor should they the vast. majority of them agree not not all of.

them there's some of them that are very. smart but the vast majority of them so. i don't care what this woman does or not. the gymnastics to me shouldn't even be. legal it's a sport of pedophiles. where they stunt a girl's growth and. they keep them like little dolls. it's insane. i mean this this poor woman went through. all kinds of horror the guy just. molested the thousands of them larry. nassar and it's so. rampant. that no one cared because it's in. gymnastics it's assumed that it's a.

sport for pedophiles. like when those girls came home and said. i was molested their parents were like. yeah. don't you want to be a gymnast. i thought you wanted to be a gymnast. that's what it is you get molested. and. you know you don't eat. and you don't grow. and you stay like you look like a little. doll you ever see these people it's. disgusting. it's disgusting when you look at them. they're tiny they're literally this big. they're tiny little people.

and. and it's not healthy at all. it's not healthy. well these are children now. but gymnasts it stunts their growth i. don't know why. somebody that's smarter than me can. explain that but it does and that's why. pedophiles like to coach gymnastics. because nobody ever grows up this is a. fact. okay. there are some arguments that link. high-intensity gymnastics training.

during puberty with delayed growth the. theory is that young people undertaking. such high levels of gymnastics training. are likely to develop overuse injuries. and are at risk of causing stress to. growing bones and growth plates every we. all know the gymnasts they're all tiny. so i am i am. i am deeply sympathetic to whatever this. girl has gone through and is going. through and also men. that are doing gymnastics are just men. that don't have the guts to come out of. the closet.

there's not one heterosexual male in. gymnastics. it's just a fact. everyone doing gymnastics is gay. you know the women don't have a. sexuality because they're just forever. children have you ever seen. the i'm gonna get in so much trouble but. have you ever seen after they win their. teams like hugging them but it's very. childlike and they have like teddy bears. and stuff it's freak [ __ ]. it's legit freak [ __ ] if you think i'm. wrong go watch some of the old olympics.

where they win they're like 19 you know. but they're like children and like the. coaches carrying them around and they. have a teddy bear it's freak [ __ ] it's. [ __ ] up it's not right it's not right. it should be banned they should replace. it with some type of twerking or. freestyle dance you know. it's not good and you know. i just i'm saying that and male gymnast. gymnasts are gay they're gay men. who. are are unable to tell the world that.

they suck [ __ ] and they like to have. penises in their ass or they like to put. a penis in another man's ass so instead. of that they do like the you know i. don't know the [ __ ]. the the the parallel bar what are they. what are these events even called i know. what they are though the bars the bars. let me see hold on i mean the the rings. uh. they're strong these men but they. imagine [ __ ] them. when male gymnasts look at each other. they want to [ __ ] each other to death.

when a male gymnast sees another male. gymnast they want to [ __ ] each other. to death they want to rip the skin off. each other. i mean this is what it is. they want to like land on a [ __ ] like. they want to like do the final jump. where they stick the landing they want. to stick the landing right on another. guy's [ __ ] they're gay and that's great. i don't i don't i i mean they're hot. they're good-looking men.

um but they're they're gay and simone. biles is it people are upset at her. because she dropped out of the the team. comp which again. who gives a [ __ ]. but. i would have rather if she competed and. lost because. i think it's funny when people phone it. in it's much better to me. just phoning in she's like well i could. hurt myself because a lot of the. the the moves i'm doing are have a high. degree of difficulty which is true and.

she has the twisties the the twist will. explain that so the the twist didn't you. get that in golf. uh no that's the yips but you you had. the yips and golf that's why you're not. on the tour uh because you weren't. mentally strong you know why because. you're not that dumb. no this is a fact. if you were dumber you'd have like you'd. be like jesus said. hit the ball. and you'd live in orange county you. turned the brain off yeah you got to.

turn the brain off yeah you have to turn. your brain off and you weren't able to. do it because you knew that that was not. your destiny your destiny was greatness. like what we're doing here. you know so she's a studio. she's greatness so the twisted. it's supposed to be like a version of. like vertigo where like when she's doing. a twist then she could think she's doing. a flip and then she could just land on. her head. and just die essentially well my. argument is don't do any of that don't. do any of the hard [ __ ].

go out there and just kind of be like. like don't you don't have to do that. scale it back don't do any of the. olympic level stuff. what if she just went out and twerked on. the floor. in a shirt that said i love china. i would do you know how much i would. support her. do you know how much i would support. this woman. publicly use you use any of my social. capital whatever it is to support this.

woman if she said i'm having a mental. health problem. i'm gonna go out and just rip my shirt. off it's gonna say i love china and then. i'm just gonna twerk. i would be like [ __ ] yeah. but this is what i mean about athletes. we're we're confusing these people by. telling them that they should think. and they should not. athletes. like actors like singer like you know. and and even comedians like i get it.

like. so many comics who have tried to be. intelligent over the last few years have. just destroyed their careers. um we need to go back to a world where. smart people can go and be smart. somewhere and everybody else needs to. just realize what they're good at. and stop. trying to be an expert in 19 different. things. she this woman should not even know what. her mind is doing. truly. she shouldn't. her success is built on her ability she.

is the greatest gymnast of all time. there's no one better than her but in. order to keep that going but she's. probably getting older and she's. starting to realize that it doesn't. matter see this is what i'm getting to. but i just shut my emotions off. otherwise i go in uh with the gun and i. kill everyone because that's what she's. gay her mental health is starting to. deteriorate because she's realizing that. it's all for nothing it's [ __ ] who. cares yes she became the goat yes she. became the best but the happiest people. in this country are disgusting fat. sloths who've never held themselves to. any standard that's truly the meaning of.

life to be little more than bacteria. which is what the majority of people are. they're just bacterial organisms just. existing right they're mold essentially. and this woman has tried to be great her. entire life flips and splits and dips. and twists and [ __ ] all the time and. her [ __ ] coach is touching her and. she's gotta be like [ __ ] you and she's. gonna deal with her family and her. envious friends and all the scumbags. she's got to get great and great and. better and better and better and beat. this [ __ ] and this [ __ ] and this white.

[ __ ] and the russians got to beat the. [ __ ] russians even though we didn't. do it this time but you know those. [ __ ] dykes come over here those. russians they're not [ __ ] around. right i mean those people are literally. tortured it's state policy to torture. gymnast abu grave style until they're. [ __ ] great and this [ __ ] has got to. get through all of that to become the. goat and then you realize it doesn't. [ __ ] matter. you're not happier you're not better off. that's when it starts to unravel you. start to go [ __ ]. what the [ __ ].

that's when you got to shut it off. shut it off. you got to do it simone because it it if. you start questioning it if you start. going should i have done all this would. i have been happier should i have just. would i have should i i can't believe. what do i do what do i do now shut it. off and do the flip. we make our choices simone we make our. choices i made the choice to do this i. didn't want to do this today i i i i. don't know that i've ever wanted to do.

this ever in my life but it's what i do. i can't start thinking about it now. i imagine that on the way i would drive. my car off a [ __ ] you know off a hill. in la or a [ __ ] into a ravine or. something if i started thinking about my. life. stop thinking about your life just do. the thing that you've learned to do. because we no no nobody gets out of this. alive. you know. and that that's my issue but you know.

there's there's bad actors out there. they're going to exploit this mental. health [ __ ] and use it as a reason to. usher in mediocrity that [ __ ] naomi. osaka yes who didn't want to do the. interviews shut the [ __ ] up do the. [ __ ] interviews you dumb [ __ ] you. know how much money you're making to. play [ __ ] tennis tennis is stupid. it's a stupid sport for racist white. people okay and somehow you figured out. a way to dominate that sport more power. to you but shut the [ __ ] up you don't.

want to do interviews i don't want to do. a lot of [ __ ] but i [ __ ] do it enough. stop babying these stupid [ __ ] idiots. truly enough kick her out. give a [ __ ] let her do something else. go be a doctor if you don't want to do. it like it's just i'm sick of hearing. this [ __ ]. you're supposed to be you're supposed to. enjoy the interviews because you're. supposed to sit there and forget the. last one and you forget because you're. an idiot. you're dumb.

you're the reason that you [ __ ] do. well as you're dumb. it's not hard it is but it's not you're. a [ __ ]. stop trying to be intelligent. what are you gonna put on a lab coat and. do gene sequencing. you hit a ball over a net. and you're the best at it because you're. stupid.

because you don't question why you do it. because your body is your temple your. mind your mind the body just wants to. compete give it that endorphin rush. stop trying to think. you're going to ruin your life. do you know how many people i've seen. ruin their life because they think. people are sitting in marriages they go. you know i actually don't think this is. and then they're it's worse. then they get divorced and on the other.

side of that it's worse. you know. i'm just i i just i've had enough with. the mental health my mother is a legit. mental patient she's in a [ __ ] mental. institution. she she's [ __ ] crazy okay and do you. know what genuinely mentally ill people. think they think they should be in the. olympics.

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who is um. one of his daughters or sons i forget. was in parkland. oh yes and he. uh. believed or came to. be of the belief. that the. parkland shooting. was a hoax. and the uh quote here from the new york. post is that parkland survivor says dad. has turned to q anon conspiracies and. thinks massacre was a hoax.

if this country. had any balls. if the entertainment industry. had any balls. is that not a reality show. that you're watching. is that not a reality show that you do. not miss. every single time it's on. you would leave family engagements you. might leave uh your wife giving birth. to see the end.

of an episode of that show. where a survivor of the parkland. shooting and her father argued about. whether it happened or not. am i the only one that wants to see this. in real time can we set up a debate. because i don't know that i'm gonna side. with the girl she might be a [ __ ]. and in fact the fact that the father. believes this to me means that the child. is like a [ __ ]. you've got to really suck for your dad. to choose alex jones over you. truly.

but she may. but i want to see it i want to see. more about a teen who claims to be a. survivor of the high school shooting in. parkland florida is being traumatized. all over again by his father oh him. a q a non-believer says the massacre was. just a hoax the student who recently. graduated said his dad's conspiracy. theories which surfaced after he became. a devotee of q anon have now caused a. rift in the family he told the post on. monday he was always an avid trump. supporter and after the pandemic into. queue. the man who asked to remain anonymous.

wrote in an email so he was already. predisposed to falling into the fake. news crowd and trusting people like. marjorie taylor green. so it's what's that's what started the. whole thing. um. people have told me that it may be a. coping mechanism to be able to deal with. what happened but i don't know the man. added. i just love the idea of a dinner tape. like a father at dinner and. you know the kids like do you have any. idea.

what i've been through and your father's. like you're still going. you're still going with that story. you're still doing that. you're gonna look me. in the face. and tell me. that there is a shooting at your school. you're gonna tell me that. after everything i know. after everything that you know i know. who's paying you. who's payroll you want.

i know it's not the majority but anyone. accusing me of using my trauma so this. is the person that is uh this is their. reddit thread that went viral this is. q anon casualties. i know it's not the majority but anyone. accusing me of using my own trauma to. spin a story [ __ ] you this was literally. just a spur-of-the-moment rant i thought. would reach at most a couple of hundred. up votes i never planned this blowing up. i never contacted the media what the. [ __ ] would i get out of this this is. really [ __ ] important to me because. however terrible you imagine the. shooting being double that.

way too much of my high school. experience was dealing with this [ __ ] so. believe i'd never make light of it. because you have no idea what the [ __ ]. you're talking about you watch his. interrogation footage and he seems just. like a brain dead child like [ __ ] who's. too [ __ ] stupid to know what's going. on he is but he's also a literal [ __ ]. demon i've never seen determination like. that in my entire life. and there's a lot of people who don't. know so [ __ ] you and this is why that. kid should have done sports. he's talking about who nicholas cruz. yeah about cruz yeah go through the sub.

and you might realize what q anon is. capable of doing to their own family. they're delusional [ __ ] people. trapped in a cult fact. they're literally anti-vax nurses kind. of funny. [Laughter]. folks i don't know what you want me to. do if it's funny i have to laugh at it. you know i mean it's funny it's kind of. funny. uh you know there's a variance of. opinions on the vaccine why should. nurses hold them it is just kind of. funny if. a nurse is like whispering in someone's. ear like don't get it.

don't get it. it's funny to me. it's funny if you don't think. there's if you if you were of the belief. that we're going to get out of this and. there's like brighter days ahead this is. all very tough for you to take but if. you've uh settled into. um the idea that. uh this is maybe the best it'll be. hilarious. he's done extensive research on body. language it claims he could tell the.

shooter is a radical commie actor who. was paid to sacrifice his life in order. to remove our guns he's questioning why. they release the interrogation footage. if not to further deceive the quote. sheep believing everything they see he. also says the trial will be rigged and. the reason they're talking about the. death penalty is to prevent him from. ever talking just in case what's really. [ __ ] up is that he knows i never want. to hear about him or see his face ever. again i've been very clear on that and i. always leave the room when he starts. talking about him nicholas cruz i keep.

telling him to please please [ __ ]. stop but there's no reaction or empathy. whatsoever. even burgundy colored t-shirts what he. wore makes me uncomfortable and he used. to be so understanding he stopped. wearing it around me that purse is. completely gone and i miss him so. [ __ ] much you're well also are you do. you suck as a person. because it feels very weird that your. dad just went down this rabbit hole if. you weren't a little bit of a piece of. [ __ ]. right. you're a real piece of work to be able.

to sit here and act like nothing ever. happened if it wasn't a hoax shame on. you for being part of it and putting. your family through it too he'll say. stuff like this straight to my face. he's drinking. oh that's great he'll say this stuff. straight to my face whenever he's. drinking and i wonder if he's like he's. sitting there like this he's like look. at me. how dare you. how [ __ ] dare you lie to your old man. you're a piece of [ __ ] for being part of.

it. you're. move out hey. move out kid move out. maybe leave. i don't know this sounds like a. reasonable time to get your own. apartment. get a roommate buddy. i mean maybe it's time to go your. father's accusing you of being part of. the parkland conspiracy maybe it's time. to leave huh. i can't take more of him berating me. appropriately trying to trigger me to. see if my ptsd is real or not.

what does he just walk around the house. with a gun. is it real. he's seen me break down and cry my eyes. at multiple times which i've never ever. did before sometimes i wonder if he's. hit his head or had a [ __ ] stroke. because i almost can't believe it's the. same person what the [ __ ] is q and on. doing to people my breaking point was. yesterday when i borrowed my little. brother's ipad and saw he'd search for. some really bad things related to the. shooting i practically begged my mom to. give my dad an ultimatum to get. professional help or move out she's. really timid and hates confrontation so.

all she said was try not being home as. much and wait it out you leave did. i have no idea how to deal with this. it's too painful for me. to keep living like this hearing his. name every single [ __ ] day being. accused of accepting money to be a part. of it how much did they pay you. [Laughter]. you're gonna lie to your old man how. much did they [ __ ] pay you to be part. of it. you call me piece of [ __ ]. your ptsd is all [ __ ]. you were part of it try to take my gun.

edit even though i've definitely felt. like i don't think getting physical. would do any good at all i. i instead try to remind him to look back. at the text i sent when i was 100 sure. the shooter was about to enter our. classroom. i asked him to look me in the eyes and. still argue i'm able to fake what i. wrote in those messages but no luck i. feel for the kid it's time to move out i. mean listen is it funny certainly is it. horrible yes should you leave yes.

um it's very uh unfortunate your father. is he's been bit he's feral as i've said. uh there's and and by the way it's like. obviously i'm not trying to draw. parallel but it's like i've had family. members where they keep talking about. trump and russia and their you know with. the covet they won't. you know they're excited about the next. lockdown and you know they're like. russia sent us the delta virus so trump. can i'm like all right you're that's. liberal queuing on is you know the crazy. covent stuff and.

and i gotta cover the real thing but you. know some people have lost their [ __ ]. minds we all know that so. um this does seem to present itself in. the q anon movement people it does and. sadly. um. the q anon movement has seemingly. attracted some unstable people. and that's unfortunate. but i feel bad for this dude but you got. to move the [ __ ] out of your crib bro. hit me up at tim j dillon on instagram.

hit me up if you're good-looking you. come stay with me. if you're good-looking you have a home. austin or la wherever i happen to be you. could come stay with me but. you know. you got to send me a pic send some pics. send some pics hit me up. it is unfortunate that he's going. through that because. you know he i'm sure your dad feels the. text he sent when the shooter was about. to enter which was probably like hey i. may die right now i love you right oh my.

god would i never send that to my family. i would never if i thought i was right. about to die. i would never text. my. family. because anything i got back. would be so. [Laughter]. underwhelming. that for those to be the last words i've. read on this planet. like like literally i could imagine like.

sending my father a text. that he like half read. and i'm like i'm in school. there's a shooter. he's gonna kill us. and i love you and he would just read. like school love you know and then he. just write back enjoy it son. and then i would be like well this is. the last text message i get to read. uh in my life you know i don't know that. i text anyone i wouldn't text him him. and his wife would just go and just.

stare in the will so they just. they get excited you know. i just would hate to text him because i. knew like he would just look at her and. she'd be like is it the time. and you'd be like this is not a drill. he'd be like this is not a drill let's. go. they'd be so excited you know they'd. come to the hospital and yank the tubes. out of me. but i would never i would never in my. life text my father so at least he like. is close enough with his family at one. time to text yeah yeah yeah his family. which is nice remember those times don't. get greedy.

don't get greedy no one's close with. their family their whole life. remember the good times. when you loved them and you texted them. that you loved them don't get greedy. you can't ask for your dad to not accuse. you of being a crisis actor that's greed. you had the good times enjoy them and. move on and leave you don't want to. start being one of these people who's. just like me me me selfish selfish. selfish. oh i demand that my relationship with my.

father is perfect forever well you. cannot. you cannot make those demands people go. through things okay. and your father right now is having a. little bit of a rough patch. okay. he's being red-pilled and it's very. tough for him. he's he's gone it's too much. and what's happening now is he's uh. lashing out at you because you're in the. house. leave and then he'll eventually turn on.

your mother and then she'll leave or you. know. what is this well this was one of the. edits. he goes another one i've been told is. brain tumor or lead poisoning. apparently it's normal with boomers all. i know is that he's never been the same. since the shooting the pandemic messed. him up and lately it's just gotten worse. or maybe he actually just had a mental. break and it's gone [ __ ] insane who. knows. we'll probably get back with an update. if i found out.

why are you not. okay ready go down as for my situation. remember not that not everyone were on. tv like david i'm just one of the many. dealing with what happened i came out. fine physically but way too many didn't. so a big [ __ ] you to anyone sending me. [ __ ] dms your time is better spent. i didn't send him a [ __ ] terminal i. sent i sent pick and then question mark. pick pic pick. and it's a throw away i'm not trying to. get dox crazy i even have to explain.

that sorry if this is long but i got to. get it off my chest yeah and then he. goes and then he goes into it yeah. sports. yeah. that's the whole thing. turn it off turn your mind off yeah turn. your mind off. this guy here's here's what's happening. here and i'm i have a little bit. of a background in. um. psychology and it's not. a doctorate or anything but it's enough. to talk on youtube.

this kid. is exhibiting the signs. to me. of somebody. who. it's very first of all there's survivors. guilt. when you live and other people around. you die you have what they call. survivors guilt have you heard of that. yes it's a legit thing if. we're in a car accident and there's four. of us and three of us die and and me or. you who's everything if i survive or you. survive they're survivors guilt okay so.

you have that okay. there's also another thing which is. compounding that which is making it even. harder for this kid is that i think he. does he feels genuinely guilty that he. participated in a false flag. but i don't think he should. because throughout history these. operations have been used. and it's kind of an honor to be involved. but i think his guilt about. participating in a false flag.

has started to override. his. uh. uh you know sense of self and he can't. repair this relationship with his father. who's obviously asking. good questions. and it's just becoming a problem. so i would say. maybe move out for a little bit and. until you can admit to your father what. you've done. that's what i would do by the way if i. was this kid legit i'd be like yeah so i.

did it so what [ __ ]. george soros gonna [ __ ] you in your. mouth. how about that. i i would drive him more crazy i'd be. like you don't even know. you don't even know who ordered us to do. this. you don't even know you don't even know. what doors you're knocking on dad we can. make people disappear. it's like that line from breaking bad. where um walter white goes hey man if. you think i'm that guy.

you know great like i'm the one who. knocks type of thing yeah yeah i think. the kid's got to turn to his dad and go. so you think i participated in that. and you don't fear me. you don't legitimately fear me you think. i was part of something like that and. you don't respect me. are you stupid. are you an idiot do you know what i can. do. do you know what i can have done. okay. just have a little fun with it it's. tough i know it's a hard thing to have. fun with but.

i i think that that's the route to go. drive the dad more crazy tell him that. not only did you do that but you did. everything tell him you did 9 11 when. you were eight. tell them you were integral you were. involved in the night this is part of. when i said like put jenny slate in jail. because she she came out you know she. had that whole thing with um. big mouth yeah she played a biracial. girl but she acted like she had like um. you know she her apology was like she.

had lit a black family's house on fire. like literally her apology she was. voicing a mixed-race character on a. cartoon her apology was like she had. been for years and years in the clan and. she was coming out to say like my. actions contributed to the erasure like. um so i think you got to go crazy when. they go woke you go crazy you go put her. in jail it's not enough so i think here. you actually go crazier than dad and go. you don't even know what i've been. involved in parkland's not even the. beginning or the end of it. okay.

sit down. tell them be like you want to know how. things work. i'm an alien. i was born with alien dna you and mom. don't have it that's why i was recruited. start saying [ __ ] like that. or just kind of go along with it like. you and him discover the parkland. conspiracy together. like it's like a it's a version of like. father-son. bonding but instead of like going.

hunting or. camping or golfing. you guys hunt down the real killer. it's like i imagine o.j simpson and his. son maybe did something like that. oh jay and justin he was like hey we. gotta find the guy who did this. and his son's like what. o.j is like we gotta find the guy. who did this and his son's like well. i lost a mom i don't want to lose a mom. and a dad. so you got to just go like all right. dad wants to drive around sunday see if. we can find the killer you go have a.

nice breakfast you drive around go. where's the killer. where's the killer i think that's what. you got to do here you just accept that. your father like many people is. imperfect. and you just go with that and you just. have whatever relationship with him you. can have and you guys kind of then go. and hunt down. um the real killers. you know because nicholas cruz if if. your contention is that he was a patsy. you got to find the people that directed. him to do it so i think there could be a.

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risks you deem appropriate. um i guess this is more this is going to. be like an endemic not a pandemic in the. sense that we're going to live with it. forever it's going to be a large part. well hopefully it'll be a smaller and. smaller part of our life but uh this is. going to be something like the common. cold it's never gonna go away it's. probably gonna take years and years and. years to go away and by that time we'll. have had an economic collapse. um and will be uh you know. probably some cyber war with china or. something i don't know uh and uh we just.

need uh to get to the point where things. get so bad that kova gets knocked down. that's like remember during the riots. covert was like the fourth story we need. that again yeah. remember that covid was the fourth story. because literally there were people. marching through the streets burning. down buildings. now that things are relatively peaceful. covets back to being number one the. answer is not. treatments or vaccines the answer is. more civil unrest. riots burning of the buildings murder.

arson because then what happens is kova. just stops being important remember that. when it stopped being important yeah no. one cared they were like the real. pandemic has raised us up. and and so people could march and so we. just. we just need that somebody if you could. because i don't want this to happen in. real life somebody if you could cgi a. couple of white cops shooting an. innocent guy. i want to cure covet.

can someone release a scene from a movie. and will say it's real. shut up maybe we should do this to cure. kovac okay i look like a cop i just. execute an innocent black family in a. car for no reason again i'm against this. for the simple reason that we put that. video out. coat the delta. gamma lambda lamborghini all of it will. go away it'll be gone because that's. what happened last time so what we need.

is uh police to shoot an unarmed person. i don't want any of this to happen but. do you see what i'm saying here if it. were to happen we'd probably get over. the delta variant very quickly. we'd all start to realize that the real. pandemic is racism. because those are the articles being. written the real pandemics. so. we just maybe nobody even has to die can. a [ __ ] go yell at a black guy in a uh. grocery store and put it go viral.

we need it. take one for the team if you're a white. [ __ ] take one for the team. get a black friend of yours go to a. store a grocery store and just yell at. them and make it go viral because we. need to get over this covent hump and. the only way that we're gonna do that. is uh by diverting the attention. to the real pandemic. which is racism. that's the way we got over it remember. covet last year didn't exist no you. you didn't go outside.

because you thought you would be uh. killed by violent mob. you can't have it all you understand. what i mean you can't have it all but do. you want covered or do you not want if. you don't want coven we gotta have. violent mobs in the street again that's. that's where we're at. that's. it's funny but that's the options you. have as a citizenry would you like would. you spin the wheel tell them what. they've won. well we've got two prizes for you a. forever lockdown with 90 million streams.

of coffin or. eruptions of violence mob violence in. the street. what would you like. those are the options. we can have a forever lockdown with 20. million strains of coven and the media. reporting on everyone who's dying. uh uh you know the media with the camera. in the face can you breathe. um we can have that that's what we're. heading towards or b. we can have riots in the street.

lighting cop cars on fire but at least. there's no covered you won't be able to. leave. uh and you'll every now and then you'll. be eating in a restaurant because. because covert will go away you'll be. able to eat in a restaurant but then. molotovs will come on in uh while you're. eating your uh uh tuna tartare but those. are the uh it's seemingly the options am. i wrong if i was an alien and just. looked at the last year of history. the options are spikes of coven. or violence in the street what what. shall we take i'm ready for a little.

let's have a little violence in the. street. let's take the masks off. let's let's douse a few cop cars with. kerosene. light it up. because those will be your choices as an. american citizen that and that is what. they call pay attention. a failed. state. when your options. are an incompetent federal government. completely mismanaging a pandemic. destroying your lives and livelihoods or.

the federal government taking a break. from that to sanction mass violence to. also destroy your lives and livelihoods. those are your two choices what's fun. about both of them is they both end in. your lives and livelihoods uh being. destroyed. but you can avoid all that if you're. in sports. because if you don't think about all. that and you just get up every day and. you do sports.

if you do sports. and you watch sports people love. watching sports oh yeah ray watches. sports now he's 900 pounds he's big into. basketball he knows that he's kind of. bad big into everything he's big into a. chair. and and and and he enjoys it and people. love it so that's why the sport that's. why uh uh simone biles and uh. uh yokozuna. the tennis player. naomi. osaka who cares there's enough people. that think i'm racist anyway.

it doesn't really matter you've got. bigger problems imagine it's gonna you. know. being somewhat uh i i don't want to say. famous but whatever i happen to be. whatever well it's just every day you. wake up and you realize why you're like. three reasons you're a nazi and you go. ah. because the definition of nazi changes. now so frequently while you sleep that. you just wake up. and it's like covet you wake up and you. go what are the symptoms of it now what. are the symptoms of nazi now.

i think maybe we should have a police. force. i think penises and vaginas are. inherently different. ah it's like covid cover they go it's. runny nose now. and now you wake up and they go nazi. means you believe in a border now. oh. well. but um naomi osaka they don't realize. how important they are they're so. important because i don't come to these. uh disturbing realizations about life. when i can just a watch an athlete in. their prime physical condition there's.

nothing better than a prime physical. specimen because it connects us to. nature it connects us to what we really. should be which is stupid the best. things about life are silly [ __ ] and. eating and [ __ ] those are the most. fun things um when we start to get too. high-minded about things we start to. destroy ourselves in our collective. civilization so the reason that athletes. are so important it's not only that it's. a distraction it connects us to when we. were young and we would just run in a. field or swim and you you felt good you. were connected to your body before you.

polluted it and destroyed it with pills. and food and booze and drugs and this. and that and tattoos get the tattoos off. they look like [ __ ]. but i mean is there anything worse than. being really hot than putting tattoos on. you i mean it's grotesque. my point is this um. nobu. the tennis player. and. and uh someone beale biles beals biles. beals biles beals simon simon they don't. realize how important they are because.

they connect us to a deeper truth about. ourselves and it is not it is not simply. a distraction it is they are the perfect. the ideal we all want to be. uh. stupid truly. be stupid. for us. show us the way show us how to just. sweat and shred and cut and kill and win. girls boys anyone in between and most. athletes are athletes are like naturally.

trans. the masculine male athletes are very. light on their feet and kind of. um. what's the word i'm looking for uh. graceful. yeah correct and the female athletes. many of them are hulking. husky voices. naturally trans they're the evolution. of the body. perfect. that's what we need we need to see. the body the body in in perfect um.

you know. uh. agreement. with the mind. the body and the mind working uh hand in. hand. synchronized perfectly. and in order to do that we need to. shut off our minds. shut them off. turn. what is this. laguna beach. hello. good afternoon this is alana calling. from the lofts at montana beach.

how are you. i'm great how are you. good. leah is calling to say that we received. an email and trying to make a. reservation for you tonight. and we were wondering if 5 45 would be. alright with you. unfortunately we. we can't. come. the couple that was gonna come uh. to have dinner with us unfortunately. uh has uh you know been in a car. accident and they've been horribly.

mangled. oh yes. um. so should i cancel that for you. i mean i may still go you have the. rotisserie chicken right. sorry you have the rotisserie chicken. still on that menu. i believe we do and that's good that. chicken's good if you had it with the. fava beans. [Music]. let's see.

yes we still do have our rotisserie. tickets okay so you know we're gonna. find another couple can we do four at. five pm. four at five pm yes thank you so much. it's very sad what happened but they. weren't a fun couple anyway. right. it all works out for the best i guess. doesn't it always. yeah thank you dear. four and five. yes.

we must compete. uh the sports people have to show up for. work and it is not because. we want them to injure themselves or. others is because they connect us to a. reality. uh that we can on many of us can no. longer live in. and that reality is of the body. not of the mind. not of the mind great feats of the body. the mental acuity to direct your body to.

do great things. that's great. the world of the mind is littered now. with uh. garbage. and probably never will. go back to being. anything other than just a circle jerk. the mind is the problem. shut it off. and hit the ball. go over the net. go over the net. just.

just quiet. just quiet now like if i was a mobile. coach and say just quiet down. don't think about 9 11. don't think about your life. don't think about if anyone really loves. you. don't think about what love is anyway. don't think about what happens after you. die don't think about your family don't. think about your friends don't think. about your fans don't think of your. community the community of man don't. think about what we are don't pay. attention to that weird feeling you have.

in the back of your leg it's all. [ __ ] none of it matters just. shh. look at me look at me don't think about. the fact that they're not letting you. take out of all these freaks. don't think about that [ __ ] pedophile. don't think about that everyone's. pedophile. just shh. balance on the bar. balance on the bar and you do a flip. and you trust. you trust.

that you're going to land that flip and. you know why you're going to land that. flip i'll tell you why you're going to. land that flip i'll tell you why you're. going to land a flip because if you can. shut your mind off. and you just let your body take over. okay. you will get. the results that you've been getting. for the entire time you just. you can do it you can do it because we. need you to do it we have so little left. simon. we need a champion. we need a champion.

and and you are our our champion. so if this comes up again just learn to. quiet. your mind don't think about that kid. doing a parkland shooting and lying to. his father think about any of it. just get out there. and do something. that is meaningless and stupid but do it. perfectly. do it perfectly because simone. that's life.

it's meaningless. it's silly. but when you watch someone do it. perfectly. it's still impressive. good luck out there. don't get sick. get smart.