#260 - Prison Pen Pal | The Tim Dillon Show

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the uh. Tim Dillon show from a guest studio, some psychopath in North Carolina. Get. that black owl, by the way. I don't know. why he doesn't do research. We walk in. the house and some guy's like, "I. interview dead people." And uh I have a. product where I have to interview people. that are right about to cross over, and. this is going on. So, so uh you know, this this is cuz he. doesn't do research. We're sitting here. in a [ __ ]. someone's lair. doing this show. I don't know what this.

is, but. you know, did you get a good feeling from the guy. that uh brought us down here? His company name is right there. I don't. know. I might I couldn't get a worse feeling. from him. I just said he's he goes, "I know you. guys don't like tech people, but I'm one. of the good ones." That's what he said. That no one who's one of the good ones. ever says, "I'm one of the good ones.". Then he tells us, "I'm doing a podcast. with people that are dying for my. product.".

So, he's wants to suck the last life out. of human beings for his product. And and then um. so, thanks. Thanks for uh researching that. They love life, the the tech people. They love death. Mhm. And they're very fascinated with it. because they they they want to figure. out a way to like. extend life. without anything good in it. That's the main goal.

Is to just push it out as far as it. could go, 150, 160 years, and then. eventually just forever. Mhm. But a completely joyless, sexless, miserable existence forever, for. eternity. I don't know why. I don't know what they're so. I know it seems to be utopian for them. Like that's their idea of like a heaven. is just. straight face. but that was that what he's doing here. in North Carolina?

Is this where the real tech people come. out of is North Cackalacky? That's where the top tier tech people. are? In North Carolina? Uh. Well, I wanted to talk about this case. today. Uh. I don't really feel like doing the show. today, but we're going to do it. Um. I feel like uh. when I'm not in the studio, it's very. hard for us to be on the road now and. not be in the uh. studio because the you know,

we got to be out here doing stand-up and. we're just. borrowing studios from, you know, assorted psychopaths. uh that have podcast studios in their. homes, which are generally people that. are unwell. uh because they are. you know, coming that What did he say? Recorded 100 episodes? So, he found 100. dying people. He found 100 people who. are dying. And he spoke to them and. said, "Would you like to do a podcast. before the end?".

Where does he find 100 dead dying. people? I couldn't find 100 dying. people. I know very few dying people. What does he call the hospitals? You. think he has a guy in the hospital on. the inside. that goes, "Yeah, they're right about to. check out. You guys, he's in the end stage, stage. four pancreatic cancer. Uh you want to come down here? Or you You want to set up? Or do they bring I guess they bring the. people in here. So, there's been 100.

people. brought down here. brought down here that were about to. die. To the basement. And the last thing they see is this. [ __ ] setup. The last thing they see is a ring light. and a camera. And then he said it's for his product. What's his product? I've I've I'm not sure. I'm not quite. sure. All these tech companies, they're. very, you you you don't really know what. they do. You look at You look at their. website, it looks nice, but you don't. really know what's going on and then you. just sort of go, "Okay.". Well, I hope that uh he's successful in.

whatever. This this story really got me uh good. here because uh I was a bad bad driver. Life is really about a collection of. uh minutes, truly. I mean, the things. that matter in your life, you know, the. drudgery of the everyday, like me doing. this is like drudgery. Um but it's the minutes of it that make. it. uh special or horrible.

It's one of the two. Uh. and these split-second things, you you. wake up one day, you go, "I'm going to do this and then this and. then something happens and your entire. life can be ruined or. it can, you know, be saved, maybe.". Um. this was a kid. and I don't know how the story stumbled. I I I go down to Tampa sometimes and I. read the uh.

Tampa Bay Times. Um and there was an article about this. kid who got into an accident while. racing his buddy. Uh he was 18 years old. He was in a new. Mustang that his parents bought him. Uh. for graduation. He graduated high. school. And he was racing on this thing uh this. road that's called Bayshore Boulevard.

in Tampa and Bayshore Boulevard is this. kind of iconic roadway that's framed. with all these beautiful. stately homes. You know, they're. beautiful multi-million dollar. properties. And the speed limit was about 45. I. think they've moved it down to 35. I I. went with my, you know, rental car and I. drove around the area where this. accident was. Um. and this this guy was doing 102 miles an. hour on that road, racing a friend.

Um. now. as he's doing that. a mother, a young mother. is crossing the street with a baby. And. he sees her, the other car swerves out. of the way. He then. stops or tries to stop. The car gets. about 30 miles an hour. He hits her.

And kills her instantly. The baby. thrown out of her arms, taken to the. hospital, dies the next day. Um. charged with vehicular. manslaughter. and received a sentence of 24 years. Rich, white, good-looking kid is. insanely good-looking. Um family was rich.

lived in a wealthy area of Tampa. They. sold their house. Yeah, play one of his That's the suicide. suit they put him in, which is great. They put you in a green anti-suicide. suit. Now, the other one who's a little bit of. an ogre, he got he got 6 years. And this kid's brother, who was sitting. in the car next to him, uh who looks he looks like Shrek got no. time at all. Um.

So, they a a lot of people feel bad for. this kid because he's so good-looking. and a lot of people, you know, like. young girls on TikTok are like you know, they're they're uploading all these. things, you know, like videos of him to. you know, I'm in love with a criminal. and. these songs and here's a TikTok, we'll. play it. This is what he was doing. This guy, by. the way, is now in the Florida State. Penitentiary for 24 years.

And just cuz, you know, he made a. mistake and I'm not saying that. you know, he shouldn't be punished. He. should be. I mean, this is the family, happy. family, they're all going skydiving. They don't know that the end is coming. Look at the one on the left, like Shrek. Now, the end, I mean, look at the I mean, you're going to put him in jail. Why is this woman. walking her child.

in a. you like pushing her child. Like the idea that first of all, the. idea that Look at that. The idea that. she's. the idea that she's blameless here is a. little ridiculous. It's a little. ridiculous. Now, I'll be very honest. with you. I understand he should be punished. I understand he did the wrong thing. But. this is this. This is this dude's whole life here.

You know? And. it's a tough call. Because on one hand, you have this. beautiful promising white, rich guy. who's going to have this great life. And And then on the other hand, you have this. like woman. with her. baby who's also a female. And her like fat husband.

who's like crying. So, look at it Get Can we get the fat. ass? Get her hot. Let me look at that. thing. Now, it's sad. Yeah. that they're dead. I'm very sad about that. I'm I'm. I'm. I mean, it doesn't seem.

fair. Mhm. Now, Google Tristan Harris because I I. am. very much in favor of putting him in. jail because look at that look at him. Imagine having two children and one of. them is that. One of them is this like movie star and. then the other one is that. Put him in. He belongs in the Florida State. Penitentiary.

Look at that goon. Now, and listen, it is just amazing cuz I I mean, listen, we've all driven drunk, we've all done. the wrong thing. Many of us don't race. our cars. That is stupid. But anyone can make a big mistake and. their life can be over. And that's the lesson here. But not anyone can be that good-looking.

It's a fact. It's a true fact. When good-looking people go out in the. world, they inspire other people. The people can fantasize about them. People can stalk them. Can want to be them. People can subscribe to the things they. do. They're an economy. Good-looking people can be an economy. And to lock this this dude away in a in.

a in a jail. to me seems. not right. And people say, "Oh, is it because he's. good looking?" Yeah, oh yes. 100%. If it was this. I I mean, can you imagine? I would not. even pay it any mind. Get what the kid looks like now in jail. Oh, yeah. It's sad. This is a defense of him, by the way. If. anyone sees this and is angry.

Let me find that. It is Here it is. It's rough. Now, you said they make them shave their. head? I would imagine, right? Unless you. already like joined a gang or something. What do you think they do the night. before he turns himself in to jail? What is the family the whole family's.

been shattered? What do you think they do? I don't know. You can't like just go to. Dave & Buster's and like have a good. night, right? You got to do something. Do you think they [ __ ]. No, I'm like dead serious. Like the night before. like. when you have someone in your home that. looks like that do you just say, "Hey.".

Like if I was the judge in the case, like I would never be a judge. But I. would literally just have to like. I would just have to like. recuse myself. because I would give him like time. served. I'd give him no time. I'd give him not a day in jail. But he would have to come like we'd do. community service in my chambers every.

week, you know? What if the judge gave him a chance? Like I'm in the court and I'm like, "Hello.". And I'm like, "You can [ __ ] me or go to. jail for 24 years." And then he goes, "I'll take the jail." And as they're. leading him out, he goes, "And I'm bi.". Like just a crazy insult. But, I mean, what's he doing in jail? Do you think a. kid like this.

he's going to get bothered, right? By. the other people. Mhm. Let's not say where he is. I don't want. to get We don't I don't know what the. legal issues are here. Well, that's public information. What? Where he's in prison. Right. Yeah. Can we. visit him? I believe we could, yeah. Can we like reach out to him? I think we could figure out how to write. a letter to him, but I don't think we. can call him or anything. No FaceTiming, no nothing like that. We could write a letter to him.

I could be a pen pal to him. Mhm. What are the chances I could [ __ ] him? Like. in jail. Do you have to be married to someone to. have sex with them. in jail? think so, no. I'm wondering if I would go to jail. with just the idea that I could be in. like a prison relationship. with this dude.

I mean, I don't know how to react to all this. I'm very sad that the mother and the. baby died. Mhm. Uh it's horrible. I think they should imprison the brother. and then the other kid. But, this guy isn't just good-looking. I. mean, he's insanely good-looking. That's. got to count. If I were the judge, I. would say that. I'd be like, "It's very. hard. to even sentence you because you're just. this beautiful young man who's going to.

have a great life.". And the judge was like, "I know you'll. make a woman happy. I know you'll make. her very happy. And I can picture you making her happy. I'm thinking about you making her happy. I'm thinking about you make yourself. happy on a Saturday morning when you're. alone. You probably make yourself happy. I'm thinking of that. I'm thinking of. you making a woman happy. I'm thinking of you getting too drunk. and maybe making one of your male. friends happy. I'm thinking about all of. the things that you're. going to miss out on." And he's going to.

come out of prison gross, ugly, bald. Yeah, late 40s. Balding. With skin issues. There's got to be another way. Truly, there's got to be another thing to do. with this dude. He only killed two people with a car. Literally, he killed like two people. There's got to be a better way to handle.

this situation. You know? And I I don't know what it is, but I. want We can Can we write him a letter? We can write him a letter. We can. Start composing the letter right now. Okay. Dear Cameron, Let's write him a letter. Let's see if he's. Doc here. All right. Dear.

Dear Cameron, Cameron. Your story. moved me. I was a bad driver when I was young. Have you ever masturbated while driving? LOL. You're not spelling it right, dummy. I spelled masturbating wrong?

I think so. Maybe not. Maybe not. up. I think there's two ways to spell. it. You can do it with the U, also. Have you ever masturbated while driving? LOL. I have. Have you ever gotten road head? I would like to suck you in your car. while we drive around killing people.

I know you are a good person and you. didn't mean it. What does your [ __ ] taste like? I hope you are finding God.

This is very tough to write. Can I visit you in prison? Let's now read it back to me cuz I want. to make sure cuz I want it to sound. good. Like I don't want it I obviously. want to I. I think it should be like appreciate the. gravity of the situation. Mhm. But also.

You want to be sensitive, but. Yeah. Okay. Dear Cameron, your story moved me. I was a bad driver when I was young. Have you ever masturbated while driving? LOL. I have. Have you ever gotten road head? I would like to suck you in your car. while we drive around killing people. I know you are a good person and you. didn't mean it. What does your [ __ ]. taste like? I hope you are finding God. This is very tough to write. Can I visit. you in prison?

It's not a bad letter. Like. if cuz people need. Mhm. People in jail I spoke to some people. that have done hard time. Mhm. And what they really need. is something kind of like that motivates. them, but also gives them perspective. I think even though that's short, I think it it jumps around a little bit. and it gives him a few different things. to think about. Save that. I don't know. that we'll send it. We're not going to.

send it. He's I really do feel bad for. the dude. I don't know what to I don't. know what to do. It's very sad, right? Yeah. But if he wasn't good looking, no one. would care. I wouldn't care. No one. would care. But it is crazy when you think about it. as somebody who is a bad driver. Like. you know, it could have been me. Could. have been you. It could have been anybody. in. 24 years.

It's a real moral question. You know? Should. insanely hot people. be subject to the same laws that other I. don't care if this kid killed my mother. I would not want him in jail. Truly. I'm. not even If he killed my mother, my. father, my stepmother, my aunts, uncles. If he I'm telling you right now. If this guy.

killed my entire family. and most of my friends except Ben cuz I. we got to do this. But if he killed everyone I knew, I. would I would still get on my knees. for him immediately and say and say, you. know, hey, you you are. someone is that good-looking, they they. should they it is kind of a superpower. You know? If the rich and famous don't go to. prison, why should the hot?

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And uh. it's fine. And the Duke uh. hat I'm wearing. is because one of the one of the reason. I I came out of the closet is cuz I came. out at 25. I would never would have. Um. um and and many gay people wish I. didn't. But. uh. uh the the head of the Duke College. Republicans was impeached, which I. thought was like the hottest thing to be. a closeted college Republican. Like I've. since talked to the kid, it's not it's.

very He's like an annoying kid. They all. are. Anyone involved in like politics on. like a collegiate level or high school, I mean they're all insufferable. You. know, kids in politics are it's the. worst. And uh. I. I had. like wrote him a email, like a nice. email, not like the one I was going to. send to Cameron. I mean this was like a. nice one. And he sent me back one or. whatever. I was like, "Hey, I think that. you're brave and for what you're doing. or whatever." And some other kid was. defending him who later was found out.

was like a pedophile. Some kid was like. some other kid at Duke legit was like, "You're not going to" It's like one of. the other ones. This is all true. You. can look it up and Google it. But I I don't want to start using. people's names. I don't know how to But. But you can Google this. His like. biggest defender was like a pedophile. Like one one of the other college. Republicans was like, "This guy It's wrong to fucking" And. then he was [ __ ] kids.

So, or not, but looking at them, whatever. I don't know. And uh. this guy's like a lawyer now, and he's. like fat. So, I I don't have any. interest, but. I did email him every now and then I'll. email him, "Let's fuck." Cuz he has a. a law firm in Philadelphia where he does. anti-discrimination law. Just whenever some like useless gay. person gets fired, they call this [ __ ]. and then he just like goes to court and. he's like. you're [ __ ] you threw out Tammy.

because she's a big born dyke and it's. like no she like got drunk and showed up. 3 hours late and then like fought. someone and he's like it's you know, so. he's just doing like discrimination law. Can we are we legally allowed to look at. his like he has like an LGBTQ law scam? Uh yeah, I guess uh one. It's like if you if you are like. non-binary. and are a horrible employee.

and get fired, you call this guy. And he like shows up. and he'll convince you that you're. you're getting fired because you're gay. He'll be like are you gay? You'll be like yeah, but I was like I. stole from the company. He's like but. you're gay. And there's no place for you in the. straight world. So that's why they fired. you. And you're like well I don't know. about that. I got to be honest. I mean I was. embezzling money.

Yeah, for your transition because they. wouldn't pay for it, right? I guess. So he's just like a a con artist. It's a. con. It's a scam. Um. and um. I would email him every now and then. let's [ __ ] but he doesn't email me back. anymore. He used to email me back, but. now he doesn't email me back. Um. Can we do we can't look at his website?

Well, he's well one he's a lawyer, right? So what? He's a He's not a good lawyer. He's defending. like gay people who get like fired from. Wendy's. I mean he's not a good lawyer. If you were to go through with that I'll. look at it. WHO'S LIKE, "Y'ALL [ __ ] I TOLD. I TOLD YOU WE AIN'T GOT NO FROSTIES.". AND THEN like they get fired, and then. he like shows up and he's like, "The.

injustice. done here today." He thinks he's like. Martin Luther King. He's like, "The injustice.". You know? What's your name, Shadow? When Shadow. got a job here at this [ __ ]. you know, Checkers. Shadow was an openly gay man, and that. made everybody uncomfortable. And then like the the other person has. to get up and go, "Shadow was fired for.

selling meth.". In the parking lot of Checkers. He was. actually warned multiple times to not. sell meth, and did it anyway. It's because HE'S A GAY MAN. I'M SURE THERE ARE instances of people. that are fired because they're. Yeah, so this is like. This is his Yep. Yep. Here we go. Two months ago, this is a review. This. is a review of this kid's law practice.

Should have [ __ ] me. This is a review. Very unprofessional in the way that he. communicates. You're telling me. And lack thereof. He would schedule a. call to me and never call. And I would reach out. and he would act like I was bothering. him. I found him to be very rude in his. communication. He would get an attitude when I'd reach. out to him. He was scheduled to appeal at an. unemployment hearing via phone for my. case and never showed up. When I questioned it, his response was. he wasn't planning on attending. He sent. the letter stating.

he would attend to be nice and told me. no good deed goes unpunished. Would definitely not recommend. Let's. see some other reviews. This one's not good either. Very rude. and standoff personality. I agree. Does not like you to contact him unless. he contacts you. I had to email him three times. in week to receive call back. Who fires. him by the way? He needs to be fired.

And when he called he was angered. because he said him calling me was. taking time out of his day. Mind you, I. haven't spoken him for 3 months. I. decided to go to another attorney, no. longer needed services. Huh. One guy just writes worked on my case. till the end. Thank you. Those are the Are those there? No, he's he's got more. See what he's. got here. One another one star. I sought out from this individual. He is. very dismissive before I presented my. issue to him and I did not.

appreciate the level of. unprofessionalism that was a company. when I reached out to him. I will not be. utilizing his He's a horrible lawyer. And then that That one's a pedophile. Just gave him five stars. I swear to god. That's the dude who's. like got. He got caught with the Just gave him. five stars. SO, PUT HIM IN JAIL. IS MY POINT. I sent him like a lovely email early on.

I was like, "Hey, you know, I think what you're doing is. great and you're standing up for who you. are and da da da da da.". And then he spun off into this like He's. like the worst. attorney ever apparently. He like riles up these gay people to. believe that they've been fired. and maybe some of them have for. for discrimination. And then when they. call him, he like doesn't answer his. phone. cuz he's like out like doing Molly or. something.

He's like all coked out and they call. him and they're like he's like, "I don't. know.". He's like he's like. "Who is this?". "Girl.". you better find a lawyer. Um. but. I wish him well. He was really good-looking. Uh can we can we Google image? Are we. allowed to do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, back in the day he was very.

good-looking, but then it kind of, you. know. I don't know, he might be good-looking. again. This was the picture that was that. when he was good-looking. Maybe the nose. a little big, but that's when he was. good-looking. And then. then yeah, no, that's that's a different. person. But then he got like find his website. Let Can we we should call his. You should call him and say you're fired. cuz you're gay. Okay.

Find his number. Call him right now and. tell him. we can DO THAT. WHY NOT? IT'S WE'RE NOT RECORDING without his. consent. Just tell him you're fired cuz you're. gay. He can't sue us. He won't even show up. This looks like his He's a contributor. to this website and this must be it. I I don't know. Doesn't he have a. website? This looks like it's it. That's not his website. Just write lawyer, lawyer.

Well, there's a couple different lawyers. with his name is the problem. He's not. like he's the biggest one. let. Yeah, there he is. There he is. Yeah, right there. Okay. Call him. Call him from your phone. Call him right now and tell him that. you're fired cuz you're gay. Let me find his phone number. Say I was fired because I'm gay. Oh, his license is inactive. Call him anyway.

Mm, no phone number here. Yeah, there was a phone number. if you go back up. up? Yeah. Yeah, he litigates claims of employment. discrimination including ones he makes. up. He literally he would tell me he'd go, "Yeah, not every one of them gets fired. for being gay, but you know, who knows? You We don't know why they were fired. We just uh you know,

we just say it's cuz the CEO you know, the boss hates gay people.". Okay, here I'm going to call this right. here. Yeah, call that. Call that and go, "I. was fired from Sonic cuz I'm gay.". Tell him. Maybe connect this. Tell him, "I was fired from Sonic cuz. I'm gay. My friend I met a friend uh. a my drag queen friend said he'll help. me.". Okay, I have to let him know I'm. recording.

Say hello first. And then what's my story? You're fired. from Sonic. Welcome to Verizon Wireless. The number. you dialed has been changed, disconnected, or is no longer in. service. Dude, he doesn't have a business. anymore. Dude, I I think he might just be smoking. krill. Let me see if I still have him. I may still have him. I don't think so. Okay, I was fired from Sonic for being. gay. Yeah. Hi Justin.

He may know who you are. Oh, really? I don't know. Are you going to hop in at any moment? No, I mean. Your call has been forwarded to an. automatic voice message system.

Yeah, just leave a message. is not available at this time. At the. tone, please record your message. When. you have finished recording, you may. hang up or press one for more options. Hi Justin, you don't know me. I got your. phone number from a friend. Uh I was. fired from Sonic uh because I came out. to my co-workers and my manager thought. that was disgusting and he's like. bigoted. So, he basically threw me in. the streets and now I don't have a job. and I really need a good attorney to. represent me here. Um.

Um Stop. Um. Suck it. Stop. Stop. Just suck it. So, um anyway, uh if you could get back. to me. Just put it in. and um. Just suck it. I've just been discriminated against and. uh. Anyway, Oh my god, you're so tight. Thank you so much. That's good. That's. good. It's not It's not stupid. It's his job. It's his fake job. So, he can now do it.

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I can't believe they're doing this. They. must know how important safety and. security is. Mhm. You know what pissed me off, too? Speaking of gay topics, this kid that. pretended to come out, this. Olivia Rodrigo's ex-boyfriend. What's. his name? And this guy you said Harry Styles was. good-looking. And then they're like, "Are you gay?" And he's like, I He's. like, he's like, "No, I'm not." And then. he realized that wasn't the move. So, then he comes out and he goes, "I don't. know. I'm still I don't want to put a.

box." And and the gay press is full of a. bunch of idiots. And they're all like, "Good for you." I forget his name, Joshua Bassett. Yeah. By the way, he. shares powerful. message about sexuality. It's okay to. still be figuring out who you are. No, it's not. How old is he? No, it isn't. How old is he? Let's see. What are you GOING TO FIGURE OUT, JOSH? You're an adult. You should know who you want to [ __ ]. You want to [ __ ] women. He's 20. Yeah. You're not really figuring much. out at 20 anymore. You know you're not.

gay. You're lying. And you're you're you Immediately he. first came out and he went Find his. first statement. His first statement he. he just says, "Harry Styles is hot." And. then he said something like, "I guess. this is my coming out video." Clearly as. a joke. He does it clearly as a joke. The media, of course, hops on it and. goes, "Well.". Okay, so it's a probably on YouTube is. where he put it. I don't know, but the media hops on it. and goes, "Look at Joshua Bassett coming.

out as queer." And then he goes, "No, no, no. I was uh that's not me.". Yo, watch this. Watch him address his. sexual I mean, it's like what what are. we talking about? By the way, let's can we watch this? Yeah, yeah, we can watch this. These are three brain dead people. By. the way, High School Musical. Imagine these people having jobs. The musical star, Josh Bassett, got a. lot of attention a couple of days ago. with his comments about Harry Styles as. he answered fan questions for.

What I love about Harry Styles is he's a. very classy man and he's also very. well-rounded. And, you know, he kind of. does it all, like acting, singing, fashion. And I think that he's just a. nice guy who doesn't say too much, but. when he talks, like it matters, if that. makes sense. He's just cool. Like, he's. cool. Who doesn't think Harry Styles is. cool? Also, he's hot, you know? He's very charming, too. Lots of things. I guess this is my um.

Is this also my coming out video? I. guess uh. Okay, so people assume this is a. 20-year-old coming out as gay. When I. watched that clip, I was like, "Hold on, people. I'm not sure that's what he's. doing here." Yeah, the media outlet Gay. Times posted an article around it. Uh. the popular Twitter account Pop Crave. said this was him coming out of the. closet, but Joshua didn't say anything. right away at first. Hm, yeah, but then he did post this. message on Instagram yesterday. He says. this, "My entire life people have told.

me my sexuality People have shamed me. for things they know nothing about. I I. say thank you to those of you who stand. for love and acceptance. I love YOU GAY. OR NOT. YOU ARE THE NEGATIVITY. Say less. about the subject but SAY FAR MORE ABOUT. THOSE who are gay or not. In 2021, we. are the generation of love and growth. It's time to start acting like it. What. do you mean you're not the generation of. love and growth? Damn me to hell. I love you all the. same. Love you. What? Love who you love shamelessly. It's okay. to still be figuring out who you are.

Life's too short to let ignorance and. hatred win. I choose love. So along with that message, she posted. this song. But this is what we're you like he's. dating a woman. He's dates women. But he. still gets that like the gay community. constantly falls for this [ __ ] Like. Nick Jonas did it all the time. Like he. would he shakes his dick and everyone's. like, "You're gay ARE YOU GAY? I THINK.

HE'S GAY." IT'S LIKE THEY'RE NOT. THEY'RE TAKING advantage of you. Okay? It's like what Elvis DID TO THE BLACKS. IT'S LIKE NICK JONAS DRESSES LIKE A 70s. [ __ ] leather daddy and jumps around. and the gay community IS LIKE, "OH MY. GOD, IT'S A. NO, HE'S [ __ ] A WOMAN. AND TAKING your money. Dummy. And then this guy's going to do it. This. guy should have to have sex with a guy. on camera. He should have to have sex.

with the guy that killed that mother and. her child. Where's the lawyer to represent this? Where's our lawyer? He's not calling. back, huh? No. Apparently, he's not that good at his. job. I'll try texting him maybe. Text him. This is Scooter. My name is Scooter. I was fired from. Sonic because I'm gay. That's all you have to say. My name is. Scooter. I was fired from Sonic because.

I'm gay. Call me back and let's make them pay. Dollar dollar dollar sign and then a. wink. This guy's barely a real lawyer. No, he's it's all fake. He can't get anything [ __ ] done.

Get him out of here. Go to drudge for a second. I wanted to. pull up one thing before we get out of. here. We're we'll be back in the studio. eventually. It's. you know, being on the road here is. uh oh, the president of Haiti is we got. him or someone got him, not us, but. someone. We was. 17 people have been arrested, so. He was a uh He was like a puppet of.

ours, so I think he was safe. Um. but. Oh, yeah, this is great. Fort Lauderdale. Airport terminals evacuated amid bomb. threat. Passengers deplaned. Uh. People on flights now are just beating. each other up. Mhm. People calling in bomb threats to the. airlines. Yeah. Flights are being delayed. They stopped serving alcohol on a lot of. airlines. serving alcohol on a lot of flights.

Um you still have to wear the mask. Travel is still as miserable as it's. ever been. Lauderdale Hollywood International. Airport. uh investigate security-related. incident. The media has nothing to talk. about now. They're just calling in bomb. threats to airports. They're like, well, yeah, COVID. We're. trying to do that Delta thing. It's not. working. Uh you know, we can't get people riled. up about Trump, so why don't you call in. a bomb threat to the airport? How about you just call in a bomb threat.

to the airport and then we'll figure. that out. We're going to get out of here, folks. patreon.com Tim Dillon show. Um, you know, we are in New York. Caroline's is all sold out. There are. tickets left for the Wilbur Theater in. Boston and Foxwoods in Connecticut. We're out on the road, so some of these. studios we're going to be. makeshift like the one here in the home. of. this character. Um, and I wish him well with all of his. things and what he's whatever he's doing. with people that are about to die.

It's always nice. Why can't you meet one. tech person who whose description of. what they do isn't completely haunting? Like completely haunting. He goes, "Yeah, we just. you know, we. we deal with people who are right about. to die." Oh. Lovely. Thank you. Thanks for that. Um, but the Wilbur Theater in Boston. we've added shows, we've added tickets.

Foxwoods there are some tickets as well. Irvine, California at the end of the. month. Grand Rapids, Michigan I'm in a. theater there. Royal Oak, Michigan. theater there. August, San Diego, California I'm there. Uh, Las Vegas is a. music festival if you want to go to that. I'm performing too. Um, Chicago from the 24th through the 20. eighth I'm at the Schaumburg Improv. And it's in the burbs but it's it's more.

it's the capacity's bigger so we got to. go to where the people can come. To. Schaumburg Improv. Get tickets for that. in Chicago uh, at the end of August. Let's close down. uh, the summer. together. It'll be a lot of fun. Hopefully we don't get sued by that guy. But it's a reality. This is what he This is what he's about. He could have showed up, [ __ ] me, we. could have been done. I would have never. had a bad word to say about him. And I. still don't have anything bad to say. about him. I respect fake business, I.

respect everything he does, and God. bless him. I have no issue with him. We're heading. to Long Island tomorrow, the great Long. Island, which Ben has come to love and. appreciate. What what do you like about. it the most? The ignorance, the racism? Probably the racism, yeah. It's an insanely racist place. They're so racist. Yeah, the food is very good. Sloth-like people. It's very interesting. when people are They're like big and.

move slow, but they have an anger to. them. Mhm. That's Long Island. Like they're big and. sloth-like and move slow, but there's an. anger to them. It's like the What do they call them in. Star Wars, the big the things that the. sand people ride? Oh, the not the Ewoks. The Tauntauns? Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. of like Long Island, it's Tauntauns. THEY'RE JUST A. THEY'RE LIKE AN ANGER. Uh but we'll be going there and we'll be. doing shows at Carolines, which I'm very. excited about. And then we'll be back in. the studio. Really cool new stuff. Go.

listen to that Glenn Greenwald episode. if you haven't. It is a. uh. really amazing look at. the last year. uh from somebody who's looked at it very. closely. The last. last few years, but specifically the. last year. We talk a little bit about. January 6th, and we talk about um. what's going on out there. Um but we've got some cool new videos.

coming out. Uh the live shows have been. really fun. It's been great to have. everybody out there. uh supporting us. Go check out that episode I did on. Rogan. Uh Ray Comp is coming up soon. We're. going to New York, we're going to see. him. He'll be on the Patreon as well. Um. and I'm a little scared being here in. this house. Like that I can't believe. you didn't even. Well, this was actually our best option. if you could believe it. So. Yeah, I mean that did you do any.

research at all on these. The other emails were like, "Hey, I have. a a a basement.". Yeah. And like that was it. Yeah, that's not good. They would just just say, "I have a. basement.". Yeah, yeah. So this is like the only. people that have podcast studios are. tech people and then like open micers. who do it like twice a year. Right. And the tech people want to do it. because they. they like think they need to be heard. Yeah. Okay. And maybe they do.

Maybe they do. But I wish. I wish everyone the best here. What I. like is I'm looking at just a an open. vent. You know? That's comforting, huh? We're in the middle of the woods. We. drove like. through the woods. to get here. Mhm. Down like a long road. Yeah. I just hope they kill you, too. I hope they don't let you live. What a waste. to let you live and golf. I just hope if.

it comes down to it, I hope it's both of. us. that get it. And then I hope that [ __ ] fraud. lawyer gets it, too. I hope they kill. him. I'm kidding. But I do hope they let. Cameron out of prison. Mhm. You know? It's a few minutes of a life. And. you know, I was joking. about him him, you know, I'm obviously. we're not sending him letters, but.

you know, he is someone who I mean, it. just [ __ ] with your head that your life. can be altered that quickly, irreversibly. Mhm. You know? Your entire life shattered, your. family's life shattered. And yes, the. mother and and her child, they're. unfortunately dead. And people want vengeance, and I. understand that. They want someone to be. punished. You know? But.

there is, you know, a certain. consideration. There are so few people that are truly. really beautiful people. And many of them are demons from hell, but we tolerate that. We tolerate. that because they're a good-looking, and. I In this case, you know, the judge sent him up the river. 24 years.

I would have said, "One month. at my school. My driving school. You know? It's sad. It's very, very, uh, tough because on one hand two people are. dead, including a baby. But on the other hand, I mean, this guy, you know, he's almost a perfect person with the. brown hair and the curly hair and the.

the eyes, the blue eyes. Put his brother away. Kill his brother. They should be able to make deals like. that in court. They should be able to be. like, "We'll shoot our other son in the. head right now. This big ape, we'll. shoot him in the head. Don't take this. gorgeous one. This Shrek, we will shoot him in the. head. We will cap him. We'll let the guy do it. We'll let the husband of this this poor. woman who died, we'll let him shoot our.

son in the head. But we want to keep the hot one. You don't want to introduce that lug. You want to say, "Here's our hot son.". You know, you don't want to be like uh. "Our hot son's in jail." But now they. can never go out again. You know? No. I mean, it just ruins everyone's life. Don't drive fast. Slow down. It's not worth it.

Unless you're gay and you could get away. with it. You kill someone, maybe. my that lawyer will take your case. The judge would be like, "Well, you did. kill that mother and her baby, but you. are gay. And I understand that you've been. through some tough things." Yes. Judge, you know I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm being a gay black. guy, but. he's like, "You know I'm sorry." And the.

judge is like, "I understand that.". And the judge goes, "All right, I'm. going to sentence you to two weeks. in jail for the death because you're gay. of the mother and the daughter.". Judge, I'm also trans. You will have no time. In fact, we will be putting in the. husband of her. He will go to jail and. serve it for you. Um.

timdilloncomedy.com. if you want tickets to any shows. We. really got to get out of this [ __ ]. We really got to get out of this [ __ ]. thing. I'm kind of scared being here. Like I don't have a good feeling about. it. Do you have a good feeling about it? Um I have a bad feeling about when he. listens to this, since he had my contact. and everything. What's he going to do? I'd probably be upset. Why? Cuz he he let us into his home, loaned. us his space, and then you just like. ripped him to shreds.

But but that's the show. But I'm I'm, you know. He should have known better. I didn't say anything negative. No. Not about his character or anything. like that, I don't think. Just. Just get it Can we get out of here, please, quietly? Just pack everything up and let's go.

Let's do ads and then and then we'll. Oh, the [ __ ] ads. Can we just do ads. now? Yes. Ready? Yeah. Okay, let me download them. That's the episode, folks.