#252 - The Summer Of No Opinions | The Tim Dillon Show

ladies and gentlemen welcome to the tim. dillon show we have a large. problem in this country people do not. want to work. um because of the stimulus. you see what happens people. do not want to work they don't need to. they don't need to come in and do their. jobs. so we're here because ben avery. has decided that he is part of some.

labor movement uh because. he doesn't think he needs to work he. doesn't think he's treated well here. so he's decided to not show up. i talked to business owners all over. this country and they are telling me. they cannot get anyone to work. uh i i mean it's absolutely absurd. that these people will not do their jobs. they won't do them they just won't show. up.

well look who it is. what what is what is this issue you're. having. i need to get paid in like real money. you're. you're paid in safe moon doesn't. i got bills i got a wife this show. barely makes any money. we don't have any money i can't pay you.

any kind of money and stay afloat i just. saw that article that you. make a ton of money i had no idea the. media. is going to present things in any way. they want to you have a unique. opportunity here. well my landlord doesn't take safe. movement it's a uni it's a unique. opportunity you're building an. infrastructure. do you see what i mean and by building. an infrastructure. you then will one day sit behind the big. microphone. that's the goal.

all right i just i'd like to get paid in. like not safe moon but well we'll talk. about it off there. i think safe moon is fun what about. light corn. that'd be fine you're going to work your. way up to ethereum. we don't start at ethereum but get some. of these statistics up. nobody is working and these are good. jobs like arby's. these aren't bad jobs these are good. jobs people aren't working at like.

hardee's. who doesn't want to work at hardee's. and they they complain go to minimum. wage in america right now what is. minimum wage right now. i can't believe it. minimum wage i think it's it's and 25. cents per hour. what's the pro you're making 40 a day. what's the problem. do that what is on a 40 hour work week. 725 is what.

you will earn. a good living 290. a week. and ninety 290 a week that's almost 1200. for the month. what is that for a year if you're making. 1200 for a month. you're looking at 14 15 000.

that's what i thought what's the problem. out there. what's i don't get it do you get it. fifteen thousand dollars. per year because they don't understand. when they work at arby's they think it's. the end goal guys. if you play your cards right you move up. so that one day you can be the ceo of. arby's. that's the point good get the ceo of. arby's up who is this.

i bet he started at orbeez. i it's paul brown. paul brown is the ceo what's his deal. let's look up paul brown. because i guarantee you this is a guy. that. started working the friars at rb's. putting the beef and chatters together. and then. he worked his way up. early career brown was previously the. president of brands.

and commercial services at hilton. and the president of expedia but but. before this he worked at orbeez. i bet watch he was also the senior vice. president of global brands at. intercontinentals okay. but he also held positions at the boston. consulting. firm and mckinsey company now mckinsey. companies probably fast food. go to that this is probably a fast food.

company. it's an american worldwide management. consulting firm oh. that advises on strategic management to. corporations governments and other. organizations. i thought it was like a what i'm saying. is that this is an example of someone. who worked their way up. from working at arby's. in may of 2013 brown became the ceo of. arby's. during his 10-year ceo of arby's the. brand introduced a new restaurant design.

and launched so we have the meat he's. the guy behind we have the meat. no who could have came up with that. listen the reason these people are. making the money they are. is because they have come up with things. that you cannot. we have the meat do you remember that. campaign. because we were unsure if they had the. meats but they do. and he's here saying we have the meat he. also introduced menu items such as the. smokehouse brisket. pork belly gyros deep fried turkey and.

venison. so he's not uh slacking. he's working his ass off okay. coming up with do you know how many. nights he probably laid in bed with his. wife or. and or someone else and he's laying. there going how do we. communicate the idea that we have the. meats. how do we do that and and and and some. hooker was probably just like we'll just. say you have the meats and he goes. yeah we have the meats.

i'm telling you right now but arby's. completed its acquisition of buffalo. wild wings for 2.9 billion in 2018. under brown's leadership inspire. completed its acquisition of sonic for. 2.3 billion. and in 2019 of october inspire brands. uh completed its acquisition of the. sandwich chain jimmy johns. so this guy is responsible for a lot of. the fast food you eat. and he started work this is what i mean.

people at arby's don't have a vision. they keep going oh my kid needs. food they don't have a vision they don't. understand like what they can do. if they believe in themselves and work. hard and hustle and grind. you can actually get to where you need. to go in this country you keep focusing. on. uh healthcare and i don't have clean. water but what you should be focusing on. is. what how are you positioned uniquely in. the market. to come up with something brilliant like.

we have the meats. because if you're not coming up with we. have the meats what's the. point so i'm just saying we've got a. bunch of lazy. mothers and fathers trying to raise. their undeserving children. while this poor guy. paul who came up with the the idea that. we should give deep fried turkey to. people. in the middle of the day this guy has to.

share some of his money. oh i think not by the way. under brown's leadership fortune named. arby's to its. 100th best workplaces for millennials. women and diversity. so everyone who's [ __ ]. oh our east coast we're a perfect place. to work for everyone who's [ __ ]. are you a good place to work for white. men they go like this they go.

no well i'm just saying. i i was surprised and shocked to to know. that this guy actually didn't start. making sandwiches at arby's i bet it's. fun to work at arby's i really do. i mean so the idea that people are. complaining. what about hearties ceo of parties let's. see. no just hardee's in general okay i want. to know what hardees is up to let's look.

at hearties. see what they're up to what are they. doing. not in wikipedia i want their website. so then the a1 burger checkers just. introduced something called the monster. or something. i swear to god checkers go yeah checkers. new burger. i think it's checkers it could be. rallies or something.

no the big buffer no that's been their. classic maybe it's rally it's something. i passed in florida it's called the. monster. something something i think that's. carl's jr. it might be carl's oh red robin no. no this is a fast food restaurant uh. that i passed i don't think it's that. it doesn't matter can we call arby's and. see if they're hiring right now. yeah i got mine's hooked up right now. let's call i want to call rbs.

see if they're hiring and see what the. big deal is here. because i want to work and you know what. they might not even have to pay me. i just want to learn is there an. apprenticeship program where i can work. at arby's. and just learn how about that maybe stop. asking for money like him and. learn okay i'm calling arby's let's see. if they answer i hope they do.

everyone's dead they can't answer. they're probably too busy to answer. learning. about business. i mean what the [ __ ] going on here and. these are the people that want to get. paid. i'm trying to get a job.

maybe we should call inspire brands and. ask for paul. are they not open no they're open right. now they have to be open it's 12 30. it's the lunch rush. whole sonic sonic okay call sonic and. let's see. what i want to know what the starting. salary is and what's the problem.

sonic is a fun place to work you get to. see fights. it's fun. none of them to the phone. i mean good afternoon this is. me saying yeah are you guys hiring right. now. we actually are sir how are you doing. good what would this like starting.

salary be there. the starting salary sir we pay by the. hour but depending on the position that. you want and then we can see about. salary. what would what would it be for an hour. of work would you say. yes sir uh how much would be for an hour. work. depends what you do sir if you're a cook. and it'll be 11 for a cook okay. 11 for a cook what about like a cashier. uh we one has a cashier.

carbs are five dollars an hour because. they get tips oh do you get a lot of. tips. they got a good amount tips but it's. just yeah they. they have a good amount of tips so it's. under minimum wage it's five dollars an. hour and then you get tips. yes sir is it a fun place to work like. can i take some food home. for myself yeah of course okay so i. could eat every day at sonic if i wanted. to. yeah he's got a yeah pretty much you.

could have yeah drink all day drink. any drink you want any drink okay so. it's five dollars an hour but i could. drink all the soda i want. yeah okay and eat any food can i make. myself an ice cream every now and then. yeah of course yes sir it's not a bad. deal five an hour. tips do they really give you so they'll. give you tips and i can eat all the. uh soda and burgers i want and make. myself an ice cream. i mean you can make yourself an ice. cream and then maybe one day you'll be. able to make yourself ice cream and. another day you'll be able to you eat. some food and the other day.

i get it so you don't want to abuse it. but every now and then you could get. something different. yes sir right so you have one day's ice. cream and then the next day you can. sneak a burger. yeah and he's maybe i could sneak some. french fries on the third day. yeah okay well i appreciate it man i'll. head down there and i'll apply. yes sir but yeah uh but cooks do get. paid 11. an hour and we already need crooks so. you're in need of cooks and do i have to. be good at cooking.

no no not at all not really. you learned you don't need any. experience for this you just. gotta be having the willingness to learn. and then and how much food can the cooks. take i would say. probably a good amount uh what was that. sir. like the cooks can take a good amount of. food right. yeah we we cook about uh on the weekends. like from a thousand to two thousand. worth dollars worth of food and product. we're doing lunch and that's all right i. have a family.

and it's very hard to get them food so. if i wanted to i could. maybe take two little burgers for my. children. yes i'll be fine okay yeah cause they. they're. they're one they're babies but they do. like burgers we're getting them. we're getting them started early yeah of. course they. all right well thank you very much for. your time brother i appreciate it yes. sir. thank you what's the problem i mean. what is the [ __ ] problem here. you're allowed to eat.

and drink all the soda you want and eat. all the sonic you want. i but you got to do it in a smart way. it's like one day you make yourself the. ice cream the next day you get. and it's five an hour that. what's wrong with that it's five dollars. an hour. to work it's it now do the math on that. five dollars times four it's 800. a week right five times 40. it's 800 a. week. and then oh no it's 200 a week i'm an.

idiot so then 800 a month. it's 800 a month is what i mean so 800 a. month so what's the pro. and now what is that it's under 12 grand. it's 11 grand a year. yes but then you get the tips but. but the folks you get the tips. now you know me i've got when i go to. sonic i didn't even know you could tip. or we're supposed to we've gone to sonic. there's literally nothing that would. suggest that i tip. at sonic not a sign i i don't but i.

imagine that because you're making 9 600. a year. but free you could drink anything you. want any soda you want. one day you get an ice cream next day. you get french fries not a bad deal. if you're like me and my hypothetical. and i had two little babies. that wanted burgers if i was a chef i. could bring the little burger home. to the babies again it's not a big deal. so you make 9 600 for the year now this. is fair. you make 9 600 for the year but tips now. what do you think they make in tipster. 20 000 25 000 it's sonic tips.

how what do you think they're making. tips today honestly 25 bucks. a day yeah probably a day how many days. would you imagine they work. probably four four to five days so let's. say 525 is what. five times 25 would be 125. okay. and so 125 and then how many weeks let's. say. let's say they work 45 let's say they. work 50 weeks a year let's be honest. they probably work more so 50 times 125.

okay. that's 62.50 add it to that nine. add it to the 9600. that is hey you greedy [ __ ]. that is 15 thousand eight hundred and. fifty dollars a year. to work all day every day. at st but what's included in that which. you're forgetting.

you greedy pigs is an occasional ice. cream and probably you could make the. large. and all the soda you want. and and occasionally you can bring a. burger home for your baby. who you should get started on liking. that burger. as early as possible so it's absurd. it's really absurd the anger. do you understand what i'm saying do you.

understand are you embarrassed now as an. employee complaining to me. a little bit have you ever paid for a. meal in your life never. and you're asking me for money to work. at this job do you not enjoy this job. i do and you're and you still come to me. and say i want actual money. and you and your wife want actual money. this is a bit better. more than he deserves truly and and and. and i i what i've done for him and his. wife is unimaginable what i've done for. everyone in my life is. is quite frankly unimaginable not my.

family but most. most others really it's only been it's. really just ben but this. is a bit so don't in for in in in any. don't think that he. in any yeah i'm not leaving the show i'm. not. yeah and aren't you hap we do take care. of you very yeah yeah. okay don't start because people are so. dumb out there they don't know this is a. bit. but this is not a bit this is a fair win. you get 1500. thousand dollars a year because of the. tips it's sonic five. dollars an hour as a kiss sheer inside.

wow and the tips aren't taxed because. that's cash. you know right well lucky ducks. you're a lucky duck i don't understand. the problem here. we've clearly showed that the ceo of. sonic. and and arby's and buffalo wings paul. brown. started as a fry cook. at mckinsey and company and worked his. way up.

to intercontinental hotels and then. eventually hilton. and then inspire brands i like the name. inspire brands because it's inspiring. are these people not even grateful to. work for a company that's called inspire. brands so we had to do a little deep. dive a little investigating so we've. proven that the ceo is just self-made. from scratch guy who started on the line. making beef and chatters then we called. sonic. and we proved how fair it is because.

there's a cookie make 11. and as a cashier you make five because. there's a little box. where people take their change and put. it in. after they've given you a five or a ten. dollar bill. so this whole idea that we're not fair. to workers in this country. is truly insane it's truly. truly truly truly insane now let's look. at paul brown's net worth. because i'm betting it's not that. goddamn much. i bet it's not that much.

that's a lie that's an absolute lie. absolutely they're saying his net worth. it was 5.34 million that's an absolute. lie. that is by the way that is an that is an. absolute lie. oh hold on inspire supported by 650. company and franchise team members. the brand achieved 27 billion in global. system sales. yeah and paul paul paid 260. he's paid.

260. and his net worth is only five point. three four million yeah okay. sure he's suffering. what about paul brown house yeah that's. like that we're not gonna say where it. is i'm just curious as to what he's. rocking out with. um let's see. it's gotta be something on images there. might not be. they keep him under wraps huh yeah well. he's broke.

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with a lot of cool stuff so i like. bespoke posts and so do you. chrissy teigen uh thrown off twitter. because she or not thrown off twitter. but being attacked by candace. by the way every time i see chrissy. teigen she looks different. right doesn't she look different every. time i see her. it's very interesting it's not. unappealing it's just different. she told courtney stodden to kill. herself. right yeah right here this is what. stoddan said.

teagan would just publicly tweet about. wanting me to take a dirt nap but would. privately dm me and tell me to kill. myself. i gotta be honest like that's hilarious. stodden said. tegan would send her things like i can't. wait for you to die. tegan took to twitter to apologize i'm. mortified and sad who i used to be. i was an insecure attention-seeking. troll i'm ashamed to completely. embarrass at my behavior but that is. nothing compared to how i made courtney. feel. i have worked so hard to give you guys.

joy but you haven't what has she ever. done. nothing you what did you what did you do. slap your name on some cookware. i work so hard to give you guys joy and. be beloved and the feeling of letting. you down is nearly unbearable truly. these were not my only mistakes it truly. won't be my last as i try hard. you know courtney stodden if we don't. know is what again. she's a singer she's a reality show per. what is. courtney stodd courtney so when she was. 16 she married um.

doug hutchinson the guy who plays percy. in the green mile. remember the guy who doesn't put the. sponge on uh. john coffey yes evil villain okay yes. and so he was uh courtney's acting coach. uh. via online back in the late 2000s and he. ended up marrying her when she was 16. hey man weren't those the times so then. they made a reality show about them. being married when she was 16 and. uh they had a reality show about this. guy marrying a child yeah. there was a reality show called i'm.

[ __ ]. my child. what was it called i think it was called. let me see. i i mean this is amazing to me is that. illegal to marry a 16 year old. uh well with the parents permission it. was okay oh well well. yeah well i imagine she came from a good. family good to know i was correct. yeah they appeared on couples therapy. couples therapy okay that was reality. show. because it's hard when you are dating. your daughter.

now and i'm not one of these freaks that. thinks p i've dated younger people. doesn't matter i'm dating one now he's. younger but it's like. at least 16. let's draw a line here. let's draw a little bit of a line. anyway we have her song reality because. there's a really hot dude in this. it's kind of the nerd thing but this. came out in 2013. this is courtney stodden's song reality. because. this is a very talented woman and i. think that. that gets lost in this let's take a look. at at her work.

and by the way anybody at sonic. that's upset at where you are the. problem is you haven't attained this. level of talent do you get it. so if you're at arby's and you're angry. about the money you're making. how about you take a look at the. greatness and talent all around you in. this country. and it should no pun intended inspire. you. i give you courtney stardon's reality.

she's good. [Music]. the moment. [Music]. i better stop making burgers take a risk.

[Music]. take a risk and be a genius. [Music]. this is greatness. [Applause]. do you understand that's why you're not. making money because you're not. producing this context. [Music]. this is [ __ ] great. [Music]. you don't need minimum wage you need a. little dose of reality.

hi courtney stein. [Music]. this is almost so good that people are. going to be. put off because you're going to go i can. never do something like this. it's like listening to mozart. but this is what i mean about people in. this country. not realizing that this woman. is clearly a gift from from whatever you. want to call it. god or the universe i mean look at the.

skill. let's play a little more of it. [Music]. you know what's good the writing. [Music].

and he doesn't know what's happening he. thought he was going to be an actor. great vocal it's the way she the way she. sings. it's amazing and i like the candy in the. background. because what that's saying is candy and. i'm candy. it's this whole thing is about. colonialism.

but you're not getting that this is. about. well she's sucking his cocktails. that's what that is about you have to. read into it. it's not cheap this is about. colonialism and how to decolonize. this is when it gets wild look at yeah. [Music]. this is about the right of return.

i'm telling you people don't get it this. is one of the most brilliant things ever. done. why would you tell this woman to kill. herself when she's doing this kind of. art christie by the way what's ironic is. if chrissy teigen had a music v. it would be this yes like that's ironic. is like. it would just be chrissy teigen with. cookware and her husband playing piano. in the back it would be. chrissy teigen and this woman have the. same level of talent which is why they. don't like each other that's why. christine is threatened by her because. you are her.

chrissy teigen is this woman by the way. chrissy keegan has. zero zero going on zero skills. zero zero zero she's a zero when people. are like. she's a static pedophile and eating. people i'm like no those people have. jobs like she's less. she can't eat any she's she's a [ __ ]. a complete drain on earth. let's just finish this we've gone so far. i got to see the ending. but that's why chrissy doesn't like her.

[Music]. i like that she goes down on him in the. video it's good it's good for. people to see for the children. i mean anyone not recognizing the deep. themes. present here is just completely. willfully ignorant. of the message. at the end she just goes free palestine. anyway that's courtney stott and i hope.

they patch it because. i like when talented people get along i. do. i can't believe this people are mad at. barry weiss. again barry weiss. uh people are angry with her. because she uh wrote something. um where you gotta go on twitter she. wrote. uh something she's trying to get. pregnant by the way okay. with her uh uh partner nelly and and.

it's been difficult for her and do you. know why it's it's been difficult. it's been difficult for her she's trying. to get pregnant with a bomb. so it's very it's very hard because they. keep wanting her to have a human baby. but she keeps she said it'd be more. she'd be more comfortable with the. missile. so that's it's been very difficult for. her now. it's been hard now she and she did say. it's very tiring. to get pregnant while advocating a. genocide it's very. trying so she wrote something where she.

was basically like hey. uh zionism every now and then we gotta. just uh. go in there and she has a quote it's. pretty disturbing. okay where it's basically like uh i. don't know if she. meant to say this but it does come off. negative. quote the results of this message always. are especially bad for the palestinians. who live under hamas rule. hamas rule casualty reports are hard to. verify because hamas controls the media. even the international press.

inside the gaza strip but it appears. that more than 50 palestinians have been. killed. here's what people are upset about this. quote some of these people are entirely. innocent non-combatants including. children this is an unspeakable tragedy. it is also one of the unavoidable. burdens of political power and. power of zionism's dream turned into the. reality of self-determination. well that's not great what she's saying. is that the dead children. and the innocent people that have died. are an unavoidable burden of political. power of zionism's dream.

turned into the reality of. self-determination it's a little callous. it's a little callus for someone who's. trying to get pregnant right. as a little callus when are we doing her. podcast. the ninth we'll be free that day. probably what we love is getting booked. on things and then seeing if we can free. up our day so we can go have lunch. and i have no issue with barry outside. of some of the crazier things she said. i understand people make her out to be. like some ghoul this isn't helping that. but i mean she has said some things that. make sense this one i don't know makes.

sense. it's very strange to be uh picking out. furniture for nursery. and then also say hey every now and then. uh zionism's gotta come in and uh get. kill the babies. that's a tough you know it's just ironic. she's. actually like trying to get pregnant. during this. time you know it's almost like she says. to the doctor she goes and don't worry. if my child acts up and goes against. israel i will also. realize that they must be killed because.

it is one of the burdens of political. power. the doctor's like uh okay. all right thanks for coming in it's. getting wild over there. i i you know israel netanyahu's taking. that country in a very like. right-wing crazy thing also. the other side is that people think. hamas is like a theater group that's. also not true. so i'm just an irish catholic from long. island really leave me alone i just. don't care anymore. i know you're going to get mad at me for. saying that i know you're going to.

listen i think what you the palestinians. should not live in those conditions. that's ridiculous. um but the real people who are suffering. right now. truly i mean yes yes. the people over there but truly it's the. people that are going out for their. first lunches and brunches. that have to deal with this horse [ __ ]. and i'm going to provide a way. for you to get out of talking about this. while you're out at your first lunch. the post-quarantine lunch these are. things that i've seen my father do his. entire life.

and they really they really do help. start we're at a lunch right now start a. conversation about israel and palestine. uh did you see the israeli strike. destroyed the gaza knight. with very sad not good. not good it's uh a mess. you got a mess yeah the al jazeera. building it's uh. oh boy you got these ones and then those. guy. i mean and forever it's been going on. forever. it's bad yeah the u.s said this is.

social crab out of season. i think it is it it's it's out of season. in the spring. but that's all right i love the grouper. but. stick to it's bad it's a mess. what a long time i can't believe it. i just want peace just say that guy just. i just want peace. i hope they figure it out i hope they. figure it out i just want peace. then steer the conversation into a fish.

dip because. there's nothing you can do all these. people that are tweeting and. i understand that but there's nothing. you could really do. uh there's probably quite a blackmail. operation going on. that the massage has been doing for a. little while that's right joe biden i. mean. these people really can't say anything i. mean this is a guy that what made out. with 11 year olds what does he have to. hide. and so you get to a point where you go. yeah we're kind of. you know all of our political leaders. for the most part are are kind of. blackmailed. and then you have people like ilhan omar. who thinks that uh.

you know we should just the white guys. have to go into camps so it really isn't. it's there's no way out so what you just. do. is try to avoid the conversation uh. because politics uh can really ruin. what is a lovely lunch. that's what it is it's time to get out. of your post-quarantine. relationships if you were in a. relationship with somebody i don't mean. if you met in the last couple of months. but i mean. if you were in a relationship with. somebody when they shut down the nba. it's time to call it quits.

out leave your wife um. leave your husband get out get out now. because it's over say it was very fun. wearing masks with you. but it's time to go and this is awkward. people are watching this their bed right. now smoke on a joint. you know the end is nigh you know it. you know come july you are going to be. you are going to be out of there. i mean just window open and [ __ ]. sheet tied down as a rope climbed out. out done.

this includes even some friendships like. you got to shake it up. keep moving the quarantine was a very. interesting time for a lot of people. but you got to go now you can't. keep beating the dead horse these. relationships a lot of them were trauma. bonding you got to just get out. reconnect later maybe not no. don't maybe i don't know but i'm telling. you a lot of relationships. i'm seeing them myself i go and also.

move move you're not going to want to. live where you quarantined you just go. somewhere else for a year. you know rehabilitate yourself. get somewhere else in your own life and. then go back i'm telling you right now. leave your wife and kids right now leave. your husband and children. destroy your family it's time. this year's about you. it's about you it's not about the others. this is a year of selfish hedonism.

it's a year of disgusting libertarian. values. it's a year of horrible things. anti-society behavior just. glorifying every impulse eating s'mores. out of a stranger's [ __ ] in a subway. platform that's what this year's about. it's not about anything else don't miss. it. you're gonna have to do it i'm telling.

you i know it's. hard to look at someone you went through. this whole thing with them and it's like. you guys are like yeah you know and. you're like should i propose. the answer is no you have to go out. experience other things are you and your. wife gonna break up. no we're happily together but then you. knew each other before the quarantine. yes a long time that's why it works. but if you had met during the quarter i. mean it's just. you gotta go and this is why israel and.

palestine are having issues. in my estimation truly. i don't think there were problems before. this. i don't know if there were but i haven't. read about them. this is a cuffing season quarantine like. okay we wore masks together we watched. the news together we figured out who. anthony foucher was. and now you have israel who's like more. powerful in the relationship but you. have palestine who's like a dirty. freaking bed. and then you have these two people and.

now they're just not seeing eye to eye. they have to like. amicably break up do you understand. because. kwar is over and is and pal. have to go but they can't bother their. friend tim. who's just on the other side of the. world finally. mask off enjoying a lunch i don't have. to have talking points about this. i don't have to go through talking. points i this is the summer of no. talking points telling you right now the.

summer of no opinions. oh your mother's a rape to your sister. yeah. all right the summer of no opinions. you just had four years of opinions what. did that do nothing. the summer of no opinions the summer of. yeah man don't know if it's not fun not. doing it. it's got to be fun water park build a. fort. try drugs again maybe you can handle. them this time. boost it up drink and drive a little not.

a lot but if you have three. four in you and i mean cocktails not. beers always get in a car with three or. four beers [ __ ]. but i mean if you if you're feeling it. or you got four cocktails. and it's a late afternoon and you're not. gonna get popped get in there and feel. what it feels like. to control a vehicle drunk. light a butt blast so lonely by the. police. this is that summer this isn't a summer. about making documentary films. this is a summer about letting it go a.

little bit. having a little fun fly somewhere to. suck someone off. buy a plane ticket to suck someone's. [ __ ]. and have them give you a whatever a. return. [ __ ] but that's what this summer's. going to be about. and this is really starting to ruin it. and i don't want to see that i want to. see. people being happy on the beach remember. quarantine was so [ __ ] up but now.

we're happy. because we can make 15 000 a year at. sonic. and everyone is going to be out this. summer and i mean everyone. so you got to pick and choose your. places it's going to be a little. grotesque out there. the tits are out the fat puss is going. to be out you're going to be. you're just going to have a fat [ __ ]. put right on your table as you're. reaching for a handful of calamari. it's going to be a wild summer you got. to get ready wet and wild. bad bad disgusting people just vomiting.

puking oding left and right. giving birth on the middle of a dance. floor that's where we're headed to. it's gonna get [ __ ] nuts masks off. tits out people living on borrowed money. and borrowed time. you're gonna be getting stimulus [ __ ]. do it don't waste this summer in long. meaningless conversations in brooklyn. with some other loser and a knit sweater. but actually but i really think shut up. let's [ __ ] what are we doing.

life is too short take this pill. let's kill someone together let's murder. my mother. that's what this summer's about. courtney stodden people like her. geniuses what do you think about israel. and palestine i i think i stand with. palestine. wow you know what that would have been. harder for us to say but. they just passed on our movie. [Laughter].

and you know who didn't pass on our. movie hamas. so that's what happens we just fine we. don't want to be in the industry anyway. you know. so great it would have been nice to have. a film but what are you going to do what. are you going to do. who cares we're having enough fun here. but that's my advice for this summer. check out find some new people enjoy. some things. travel in make your life meaningful this. summer. in any way that you can if you can i. know it's hard out there.

the whole uh first half of the show we. showed you how [ __ ] people are we're. not blind to that. but i'm saying even in any little small. way that you can. get away from the people that you spent. just quarantined with it is essential. it is really essential that you leave uh. because i think you want to have a. little bit of an adventure. and this quarantine was kind of a weird. inverted adventure. where it was like a slumber party uh for. a year. and everybody who's in their pajamas and.

you can't go out now. we're we're heading back out and we're. going to come out in the world very. sloppily. you know you ever see like a horse like. a baby horse. where after it's give birth it can like. barely walk and it's covered in like. after birth. that's what people are gonna look like. walking into clubs and restaurants just. covering after birth not even able to. walk just. being led to their seat that's what's. gonna happen but you have to. embrace that just for the summer and. then in the fall get serious.

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volunteers. i think if they want to punish the cops. make them all march. go every sing turn it into a cop march. take all the police and make them wear. revealing clothing and. they should all every nypd officer. you should have to walk down the street. with a sign that says i am gay. we are all gay if anyone is gay i am gay. that's what the shirt should read they. should have pink shirts that say if.

anyone is trans i am trans i am gay. and they should all have to march and. they should have choreographed dance. numbers. that would be [ __ ] good i mean they. don't care about this. no this is absurd what a crazy thing. it's a weird way to punish the police. what's next wait i mean i mean what's. next are you gonna. are you gonna ban them from attending. broadway shows. are you gonna ban them from the opera. what comes next now.

are the cops not going to be allowed to. go to the ballet. i mean this is terrifying for the police. on friday the nypd gay officers action. league. hilarious name the gay officers actually. released a statement saying they were. disheartened by the decision. to placate some of the activists in our. community. they're looking to create a safer space. for the lgbtqia. and bipoc bypoc. that is.

i know the last one's people of color uh. black indigenous black. indigenous people of color communities. at a time when violence against. marginalized groups. specifically bypack and trans community. has continued to escalate the sense of. safety that law enforcement is meant to. provide can instead be threatening. and at times dangerous to those in our. community who are most. often targeted with excessive force and. or without reason. is this the new thing now cops are. killing gays. i know i know that during the stonewall.

riots the cops were clearly. uh uh you know behaving like murderous. fascists. and i know that they do that too often. but is that the thing where it's like uh. cops are uh. out there with uh gays i don't know i. mean i haven't heard that. but i i imagine that is a new. uh that's a new. thing here let's also before we leave. let's. comment on this um tony hinchcliffe.

our friend uh and i've been on kill tony. many times. got himself into a little bit of a. pickle he. made a statement he's as a joke. he was saying something about the host. of a show and he called him a filthy. [ __ ]. something uh he's an asian gentleman. he's only really two or three but you're. gonna it was the. it was was not good it's the one that. lands not good. tony i do not believe is a hateful.

person i don't believe he hates people i. don't believe he's racist. i believe he made and i said this on. twitter the worst decision of comic or. human anybody in that. particular moment can make in that time. that was not a good choice and people. got enraged about it angry about a. tony's a rose comic. what tony does uh is roast people now. outside of the show kill tony. that uh can be harrowing i guess that's. you know if you don't know tony as a. roast comic and you're not. in his element watching what he does and.

how he does it. uh it can be uh disturbing and people. were obviously. uh unhappy with it that being said i. will say personally about tony. a lot of people have launched their. careers on kill tony black people. uh gay people he's helped me. dramatically he's helped other people. trans comics. there's a lot of people that have. traveled for hours and they've flown. states to go to kill tony for the chance. to do their set. and to get roasted by tony and to rose.

tony um. you know he has guys with als michael. lehrer who's a brilliant comic with als. he has him on the show every week tony. does have a heart he's a human being. um and i think that reducing him to just. this collection of words. is unfortunate and they were the wrong. collection of words it was the wrong. thing to do it wasn't funny. it didn't work that being said to. diminish him as a human being because of. this. is a little ridiculous and of course we. all know what happens the agencies drop. them and this happens and that happens. and this is what uh. happens you know and to me knowing him.

and knowing that. he has provided a platform he built. something and it's still a show and i'm. you know on twitter i said it meant. something to people and i talked to him. he's like you're staying at the past and. i'm like i know but right now it's. you know but it'll be back but i'm. saying that like the show meant. something to people of all races genders. sexual orientations you can't just. diminish that and i know that. you know there's a lot and i didn't you. know the full sets i think provide a. little bit more context still it was. probably.

not the best uh choice to make. in that moment but that's what being a. comedian is. you do make choices some of them are. good some of them are bad. um and it's hard you know seeing that. it's hard to see. where the funny would have been right. but a lot of people. will say things and then look back at it. and go ugh not. great you know me being one of them i. mean i've said all kinds of things. now usually everything i say is correct. and that's another burden. that i have the burden of being right.

all the time about everything. which people don't think that's a burden. it's a terrible burden. where's my netflix special i'm right all. the time. and they don't like that okay. also stop talking about john mulaney and. his olivia munn leave him alone who. gives a [ __ ]. he stopped doing blow and he needs some. strange let him be. let him be the bad people in this. business are the ones who use words. people don't like. not the people who destroy their. families. [Music].

anyway those are the bad people don't. you get it. see you can do anything to anyone in. your personal life. as long as you say the right things do. you see what i mean. you never try and i'm not a moralist i'm. not saying to judge anyone morally for. their personal life. but what happens is in your personal. life you can do whatever you want. kids on the island in the cage [ __ ] it. who cares. come here honey doesn't matter as long.

as you get out and you. say what is needed. at the moment it's needed it doesn't. matter. what you behave like in fact it almost. feels like i don't know it almost. feels like saying this. [ __ ] that they want you to say. can inoculate you to a certain degree. from being judged in any other way.

i'm sure that's not the case i'm sure. i'm wrong. but making life about words and. phrases and opinions and not making. it about character and what people do. and if you're an entertainment i think. it should be about. nothing i don't care if you're funny or. funny melanie's a genius. whatever you think about whatever he's. he's a comedic. like you know he's not my favorite. comedian but when i watch john mulaney i. go that guy is [ __ ] amazing.

at this that's a fact and if you don't. think so. and and when i watched nicole i say. similar things like. it so yeah i mean the family is involved. in some. but who cares you know at the end of the. day to me. it truly is what you're doing on the. stage but what's interesting to me. is when everything becomes about words. and just. i have the right opinion in the right. package and that's good and. that's odd it's very interesting to me. that that's really what people care. about. hollywood is riddled with divorce with.

abuse. uh with all kinds of problems as is. america. and uh but there's a real obsession with. having the right. posture on the right issues. and that's what it seems to be so. talking about this you have to realize. that. i've seen tony personally help people. of every race by giving them a platform. on a show by encouraging them after the. show. by having them open for them by doing. certain things by putting them. so the idea that you can reduce this guy.

to just a. sentence that he said which was again. not wise. but you you could reduce him to that. after he's had a career of doing this. whether you like his comedy or not the. show that he built means something to. people. and it has elevated people uh and it has. elevated them in cases where the. industry has not elevated them. and he's given a pathway for people to. earn money. uh blah blah blah so that's what it is. and that's that's what i have to say. about i did want to address it i know.

other people will not be addressing it. of course. because they don't have platforms as. large as mine so. we will just say that um. you know and and that's what i'm saying. people need to be able. to be taken uh. the whole of what they've done has to be. judged not a few things here and a few. things there. who people are uh if you're going to. judge them you should judge them. on uh everything not so much just one.

thing. so it is unfortunate. but we do have a new ad that i just got. on my phone and i want to read that. because obviously we got to make money. on this show. and half of my thing is out now like. it's this year but it's not this year. right but he wants more money and give. him more money. okay let me read this ad because. i said just got this emailed to me.

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go back to england prince harry people. are mad at harry because uh he doesn't. understand the first amendment is there. any more proof that this guy's a fame. hungry grifter. him and his wife literally uh are coming. here. the american media is bamboozled by them. i've got so much to say about the first. amendment i still don't understand it. but it is bonkers. it's bonkers if if somebody has a first. amendment they might say something a lot. more family killed my mother. man why is harry here.

why is he here they're here because. they're getting in bed with netflix. they're getting in bed with everybody. this is what they're going to do um they. want to be celebrities they were sick of. being lizards. so they want to be celebrities they. double crossed their lizard family they. don't have the decency to go to the. bloodletting rituals. they're here trying to [ __ ] uh you. know cry on oprah and have a netflix. series i mean. how disgusting truly what's more. offensive. being a [ __ ] interdimensional. shape-shifting lizard.

or whatever [ __ ] these two have now. become. strutting around hollywood trying to get. streamers to make their garbage content. get the [ __ ] out you white devil. get out of our country you pale white. ginger [ __ ]. out go i don't like the first amendment. they let people say whatever they want. here that's when the the [ __ ] the the. prince comes back out. i try to be like every man joe rogan. don't talk about the vaccine but then he.

goes why do they have the first. amendment. here why do they have it this guy has no. core. he has no [ __ ] soul look at his face. look at the vacant face of that guy. do you know how scary it is to be at. that [ __ ] point in your life and not. have a goddamn clue. as to who you are he has no [ __ ] clue. so this [ __ ] came in bamboozled him. pussy-whipped him dragged him back to. america but he's a willing participant. in this. by the way and they're trying to be. jay-z and beyonce except slightly.

reversed. whatever it is get him out of here but. look at the vacant look in his eyes. he doesn't exist he has no core he is. dangerous. that is a dangerous man a man without a. core a man who has no. idea who is oh what is his first. amendment i've read about. it but it's weird you've never read. about the. cornerstone of our country you dumb [ __ ]. what is this first amendment. why does tim dillon get to talk i don't.

like it. me and megan are making a documentary. about people with cleft palates. and netflix has bought that we don't. want any more comedy specials with the. first amendment. we want a documentary of people with. cleft palates. that's my favorite thing to watch is. little kids with cleft palates smile. and make sandcastles god. he's grotesque he is a grotesque. human being and he must go truly.

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you know i listen man people these. companies got to start paying people. actual money. that doesn't mean everyone will want to. work when there is actual money either. by the way. but they do have to start uh raising. wages to lure people back to the market. it's already happening and that's a good. thing that's a good. thing truly i don't think it's a bad. thing to put a little pressure on. companies so that they have to pay. people more money. that doesn't mean this doesn't hurt. small businesses or people like that.

if they can't find work and they can't. find people to work there. but um you know we got to figure out. something where people in this country. can live. because it is quite difficult right now. uh to live on the wages that. we have shown that people are making i. mean this is poverty level wages. this is completely completely ridiculous. so i think that people are gonna have to. start. um you know paying paying real money. you know to other people because.

it's tough out there and we and we hope. uh we wish that israel and palestine. figure it out. that's all i can say we wish that israel. and palestine. figure it out that barry weiss figures. it out. hopefully she finally gets pregnant um. you know in nine months when she gives. birth to a missile. it flies out of her [ __ ] and kills only. a military target. goodbye.